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  1. Re:Well, there you have it on Is Stanford Too Close To Silicon Valley? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is Stanford Too Close To Silicon Valley?

    I wouldn't say it's too close, it's not really walking distance. I'll call the Dean and ask him if he can move the University a few miles west.

  2. Re:My first computer on Sinclair ZX Spectrum 30th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    My first computer was a spectrum too. I recently I downloaded the excellent open source FUSE emulator which when combined with .TAP format games from World of Spectrum and the right settings, you can watch the tape loading screens.

    For the "R Tape loading error" gambler in you, some emulators even let you connect a cassette player to your audio interface's line in for that authentic experience.

  3. Re:Not Fundamental on Scientists Find Long-Sought Majorana Particle · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is not like finding the Higgs Boson

    That's just the bong talking man.

  4. Re:Slow is good on Apple Developing Tool To Remove Flashback · · Score: 1

    Well, at least now people might stop pretending that Apple products are magically more secure than the competition.

  5. Re:Where to move to? on UK Proposing Real-Time Monitoring of All Communications · · Score: 1

    Stay right where you are, and start a social movement.

    It's not just Assad in Syria that calls that kind of thing "terrorism".

  6. Re:It's their network on Student Expelled From Indiana High School For Tweeting Profanity · · Score: 2

    I wonder if he watched a recital of Evidently Chickentown? It's a song/poem about living in deprivation in the council estates (projects) of the UK.

    The fucking cops are fucking keen
    To fucking keep it fucking clean
    The fucking chief's a fucking swine
    Who fucking draws a fucking line
    At fucking fun and fucking games
    The fucking kids he fucking blames
    Are nowehere to be fucking found
    Anywhere in Chickentown

    The fucking scene is fucking sad
    The fucking news is fucking bad
    The fucking weed is fucking turf
    The fucking speed is fucking surf
    The fucking folks are fucking daft
    Don't make me fucking laugh
    It fucking hurts to look around
    Everywhere in Chickentown

    The fucking train is fucking late
    You fucking wait you fucking wait
    You're fucking lost and fucking found
    Stuck in fucking Chickentown

    The fucking view is fucking vile
    For fucking miles and fucking miles
    The fucking babies fucking cry
    The fucking flowers fucking die
    The fucking food is fucking muck
    The fucking drains are fucking fucked
    The colour scheme is fucking brown
    Everywhere in Chickentown

    The fucking pubs are fucking dull
    The fucking clubs are fucking full
    Of fucking girls and fucking guys
    With fucking murder in Their eyes
    A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
    Waiting for a fucking cab
    You fucking stay at fucking home
    The fucking neighbors fucking moan
    Keep The fucking racket down
    This is fucking Chickentown

    The fucking train is fucking late
    You fucking wait you fucking wait
    You're fucking lost and fucking found
    Stuck in fucking Chickentown

    The fucking pies are fucking old
    The fucking chips are fucking cold
    The fucking beer is fucking flat
    The fucking flats have fucking rats
    The fucking clocks are fucking wrong
    The fucking days are fucking long
    It fucking gets you fucking down
    Evidently Chickentown

  7. A British Test on NYC Bans Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing, Birthdays On Student Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    MATHS TEST FOR STATE SCHOOLS
    Name:
    Nickname:
    Gang Name:

    1. Simon has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Matt for 300 quid and 90 grams to Ollie
    for 90 quid, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

    2. Damon pimps 3 bitches. If the price is GBP40 a ride, how many jobs per day must each bitch
    perform to support Damon's GBP500 a day coke habit?

    3. Crackster wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 quid to make a 20% profit. How
    many grams of Strychnine will he need?

    4. Trev got 6 years for murder. He also got GBP350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife
    spends GBP33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
    Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Trev get for killing the slapper that spent his
    money?

    5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the average letter is 1 square metre,
    how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint
    free ?

    6. Liam steals Jordan's skateboard. As Liam skates away at a speed of 35mph, Jordan loads his
    brother's Armalite. If it takes Jordan 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liam have travelled
    when he gets whacked?

    MATHS TEST FOR PRIVATE SCHOOLS
    Name:

    (If longer please continue on a separate sheet)
    School:
    Daddy's/Mummy's Company:

    1. Harry smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and killing 3 people. The old
    man asks his local Chief Constable to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim
    and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance
    settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Harry driving now?

    2. Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer
    goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to
    Fiji and Fiona doesn't even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?

    3. Tristram fancies the arse off a certain number of debutants, but he only has enough Rohypnol left
    to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 tablets of Rohypnol, how is he ever going to shag the
    other two thirds?

    4. If Verity throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit into a size 8 Versace. If she only throws
    up 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana. How much
    does liposuction cost?

    5. Henry is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he
    fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover every third
    week. When will he stand for parliament?

  8. Re:Rupert Murdoch has no scruples. on Murdoch Faces Allegations of Sabotage · · Score: 1

    That's another one for my vocabularmory!

  9. Re:Rupert Murdoch has no scruples. on Murdoch Faces Allegations of Sabotage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's all fucking unraveling for Murdoch. It couldn't happen to a nicer person. Schadenfreudegasm.

  10. Re:yawn on Historic Heat In North America Turns Winter To Summer · · Score: 1

    I disagree. The current level of 'dry' weather in the UK could have been more easily absorbed if less water was poured into the ground. Also there is not much sharing of water between regions.

  11. Re:Male companion on New Doctor Who Companion Announced · · Score: 1

    BBC Worldwide is a separate entity.

  12. Re:It goes without saying on Amiga Returns With Lackluster Linux-Powered Mini PC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, a the end of the trailer it says "Commodore OS Vision coming 11.11.11".
    I suppose they were planning to release it but then they took an arrow to the knee.

  13. Re:yawn on Historic Heat In North America Turns Winter To Summer · · Score: 1

    the south of England is in drought conditions

    This is more due to mismanagement than weather however. Thames water leaks a 1/3 of it's water into the ground through broken pipes and so on.

  14. Re:Male companion on New Doctor Who Companion Announced · · Score: 2

    The BBC is unique in that is has the license fee. Everyone in the UK has to pay a yearly fee of about $240 if they have a TV or go to jail / pay a huge fine.

    The BBC cares quite strongly about what we license fee payers want. The reason for this is very clear; it makes them nearly 6 billion dollars a year but yet it's unpopular as it's seen as a tax on televisions. If they don't keep license fee payers happy, it is possible that enough of a revolt would mean that the license fee is finally scrapped. I don't think any amount of US syndication is going to replace 6 billion dollars a year.

    The choices made in Dr Who are for a traditional British audience who have been watching the show since childhood. It's one of the few programs that is popular enough that people think the license fee is 'worth it'. Sorry if this bursts your bubble in that everyone in the world is just trying to keep the US happy.

  15. Re:First on Former Nokia Exec: Windows Phone Strategy Doomed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Honest question, why didn't they just go with Android?

  16. Re:comparative position? on Mammoth "Metal Moles" Tunnel Deep Beneath London · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't.

  17. Re:Bringing down a web site due to censorship... on Anonymous Hacks Tunisian Islamist Sites · · Score: 1

    Payback is a b****

    Also pretty ironic in an article about censorship.

  18. Re:Quest for Glory... on Computer Games That Defined RPGs In the 1980s · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was glad to see Dungeon Master mentioned. There's a modern dungeon crawler based on similar values in the works called The Legend of Grimrock which is getting released in April. I'm actually looking forward to this more than Diablo 3 and for similar nostalgic reasons.

  19. Re:lol on Apple Switches (Mostly) To OpenStreetMap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    The OSM data that Apple is using is rather old (start of April 2010) ... It’s also missing the necessary credit to OpenStreetMap’s contributors; we look forward to working with Apple to get that on there.

    So yes, they do require it.

  20. Re:Hipsters ASSEMBLE on Apple Unveils New iPad · · Score: 1

    They wanted a larger iPod Touch

    Apple is the best marketing company in the world. They made them want a larger iPod Touch.

  21. Re:he got rich from fraud on Man Convicted For Helping Thousands Steal Internet Access · · Score: 2

    Information wants to be free and so does Ryan Harris.

  22. Re:Maths?? on Is Poor Numeracy Ruining Lives? · · Score: 1

    We only need to count to 5.

  23. Re:Welcome to our world on The Specter of Gasoline At $5 a Gallon · · Score: 1

    I think this has to be the solution. However, about expanding suburbia; the population of the US has doubled since 1970. All those people have to go somewhere.

  24. Re:Welcome to our world on The Specter of Gasoline At $5 a Gallon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but we have something called the "suburbs", and some people enjoy them just fine, thanks.

    That's not unique to America at all. Neither are long commutes.

    And I find it offensive, to be honest, that you are fine with it becoming "untenable" to live where you want and work where you want.

    Commuting is becoming untenable, no-one is trying to offend you. It's a fact of life. I can't live on the moon because, although pretty, the commute is a bitch and costs a fortune. Your case is a smaller version of that except the parameters are changing. It's getting progressively more expensive due to free market forces outwith your control. There's only so much oil in the ground and sooner or later it will all be gone. Then what? You can't get to work and your house is worth dick.

    Cheap fuel created the suburb. Expensive fuel will destroy it.

    People who "focus their lives in the urban centres" (centers in the USA, btw) are, by and large, some of the most spiritually and emotionally empty, uninformed sheep I have ever met in my life. I want to be as far away from them as possible when it becomes "untenable" to live there.

    You might want to read The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse.

  25. Re:Welcome to our world on The Specter of Gasoline At $5 a Gallon · · Score: 1

    You also do not want to live walking distance from a train station - not particularly safe for the kids.

    Yes, kids do love to ride that railroad. Wait... what?