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Historic Heat In North America Turns Winter To Summer

An anonymous reader writes "A huge, lingering ridge of high pressure over the eastern half of the United States brought summer-like temperatures to North America in March 2012. The warm weather shattered records across the central and eastern United States and much of Canada. From the article: 'Records are not only being broken across the country, they're being broken in unusual ways. Chicago, for example, saw temperatures above 26.6Celsius (80Fahrenheit) every day between March 14-18, breaking records on all five days. For context, the National Weather Service noted that Chicago typically averages only one day in the eighties each in April. And only once in 140 years of weather observations has April produced as many 80Fahrenheit days as this March.'"

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  1. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And only once in 140 years of weather observations has April produced as many 80Fahrenheit days as this March.

    So it has happened before. And on geological time scales, that was, like, just ten minutes ago.

    1. Re:yawn by Kelbear · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What bothers me is wondering what sort of changes in the weather can be expected during the rest of the year after such an unusually warm winter. As mentioned, there is very little data, perhaps nothing at all, or perhaps even more bizarre weather will follow. As a layman, I have no idea, but I imagine that having strange weather for a full season will have residual effects somewhere.

    2. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      quick, find a butterfly to offset the effect.

    3. Re:yawn by stox · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read carefully, only once in 140 years ( the period such records have been kept in Chicago ), has there been a run of as many days in the 80's in April, as we have had this March. Never, in the records, have we had a run like this before in March.

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    4. Re:yawn by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      It happened before in April, not in March. I don't know about Chicago, but in New York, March usually still yields one or two good blizzards almost every year while April might have a good blizzard once or twice a decade.

    5. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      >> And only once in 140 years of weather observations has April produced as many 80Fahrenheit days as this March.

      > So it has happened before. And on geological time scales, that was, like, just ten minutes ago.

      Are you still talking about global warming?

      Because your comment fits very well regarding extinction.

      Yawn now.

    6. Re:yawn by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's only warm in the eastern half. In California it's freakin' cold!

      In October we had snow in the east, which was one of he earliest snows ever. And LAST winter we set records for cold & snowfall amounts! So it is not really global warming; it's just month-to-month/year-to-year variation.

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    7. Re:yawn by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I found one but accidentally stepped on it. What do I do now? Also, did anyone hear thunder?

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    8. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all our perennials at work are ready to go, idiots are trying to plant tomatoes already lol. and my cut flowers/bulbs just shot right up i dunno what to do with them all have two large coolers full of flowers that should be ready for Easter not now!!

    9. Re:yawn by Gerzel · · Score: 2

      No. It happened before a month later.

      And on geological time scales the human race isn't much, thus we DO have to worry about shorter time scales.

    10. Re:yawn by frosty_tsm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's only warm in the eastern half. In California it's freakin' cold!

      Yup, high 50s and rain over here. Freakin' cold.

    11. Re:yawn by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Drought. Bad ones too. In my part of NJ, we got a few inches of snow this year, instead of a few feet. The reservoirs are going to be bone-dry, since there's no snow to melt.

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    12. Re:yawn by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      It has warmed-up some, but it snowed over the weekend.

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    13. Re:yawn by realityimpaired · · Score: 5, Informative

      So it is not really global warming; it's just month-to-month/year-to-year variation.

      Not global warming, maybe, but definitely global climate change. Though it is an el nino year, it's much too early in the year for it to be affecting the weather this much. In Ottawa, ON (described as the world capital with the most extreme weather... coldest winters + hottest summers), we got over 85 degrees fahrenheit today, when it should be closer to 40 degrees. Today was June/July weather, not March weather.

      Things are changing. And while countries like Canada and Greenland stand to benefit from a longer planting season, it's really hurting countries like Kenya (in the middle of one of the worst droughts ever).

    14. Re:yawn by polymeris · · Score: 2

      Not sure if you are serious, but April != March.
      And, yeah, it probably has happened before, but the point is, we don't have data on what consequences this will have.

    15. Re:yawn by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What people in my area, Pennsylvania, don't get is we get a lot of our water from melting snow. We had three days of snow, period, all winter. It all melted within a day or so. North America is going to be heading for drastic droughts. We have communities drilling wells for new water sources as is. We also have communities with water supplies either contaminated by Marcellus drilling or natural gas migration. Doesn't matter which at the moment, water is becoming scarce.

      This is why I am fuming at Republicans not getting the problem with the Keystone Pipeline. The U.S.'s bread basket is watered through a giant underground aquifer. The bread basket will survive the coming drought. If the K.P. goes through, as planned, and has a B.P. style incident? There goes the country's capability to feed ourselves. We'll be trading exporting food/importing oil for importing oil from Canada/importing food if we have more years like we had this year in our future.

      This warm weather is scarring me for the coming year, climate change or fluke event.

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    16. Re:yawn by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      You Maniac! You stepped on it! Ah, damn you! God damn you to hell!

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    17. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expect LOTS of mosquitoes and other pests that are usually pushed back by cold winters.

    18. Re:yawn by Loosifur · · Score: 1

      Ditto, freakin' warm. Maryland.

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    19. Re:yawn by Gorobei · · Score: 2

      Welcome to global climate change. That billion dollars of infrastructure of reservoirs, pipes, dams, etc, is now a skate park.

    20. Re:yawn by akboss · · Score: 1

      As a layman, I have no idea, but I imagine that having strange weather for a full season will have residual effects somewhere.

      I live in Texas and put up with a drought. Now then it has been hot and it has been cold and right now its been raining for 2 days. With El Nino Texas was getting bone ass dry. Now with La Nina are we going to get wet weather or normal?

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    21. Re:yawn by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      It's really an all around screwy weather year in North America. In south-central Alaska, we've had the coldest January on record and one more snowfall away from the most snow recorded. It's still getting down to single digit temps at night so more snow is very likely.

    22. Re:yawn by Zediker · · Score: 2

      Give us back our winter weather damnit!

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    23. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming causes volatile weather patterns. Global warming does not cause global warming.

    24. Re:yawn by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bursar, stop jumping on those ants this instant!

    25. Re:yawn by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Insert "Nothing of value was lost" comment here.

    26. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not here in SoCal. We have great weather all year, every year.

    27. Re:yawn by jdgeorge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the cage match between the laws of physics and money, physics wins.... but money buys itself a huge victory party and claims physics is a fraud. And a large segment of the population who resent the snooty superiority of laws of physics eagerly believe physics has been defeated.

      Therefore, you can expect to hear that this same kind of weather anomaly has happened numerous times before, and a lot of people will believe it.

    28. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here in Chicago, we're loving every second of it.

      Unless, of course, it hits 200F in July with mosquitoes so big they'll eat your face off.

    29. Re:yawn by onepoint · · Score: 2

      This would be a good time to have the reservoirs deepened to take advantage of future rain fall when it happens.

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    30. Re:yawn by chucklebutte · · Score: 1

      Do I sense a fellow Sierra Nevada foothills resident?

    31. Re:yawn by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the K.P. goes through, as planned, and has a B.P. style incident?

      How on earth could that happen? It's a pipeline, not a well; you just shut the nearest valves and voila, it's done. Not only that, pipelines are buried just below the frost line, which even up there is maybe six feet down. It's not that hard to avoid the areas where the Ogallala runs very close to the surface. It's nothing like a well of oil under pressure that's over 4000 feet below sea level.

    32. Re:yawn by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Here in Oregon (Eugene, to be precise), it fucking SNOWED last night, and we're usually LUCKY to see snow at all during the average winter.

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    33. Re:yawn by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Europe had a record setting winter, where they shattered many records for both snow and cold, and 112 people died, but it still rather a rather minor rate of change compared to what the world saw in the 1500's.

      I really think that people have begun to freak out lately, just because we keep such careful records today. When they had abnormally warm or cold days in the U.S. in the 1800's, no one knew for sure how abnormal they were. Now we have data to compare, and we've become hypochondriacs.

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    34. Re:yawn by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Butterfly Effect is named for the well-known fact that Chuck Norris kicking a butterfly in Asia will cause a whirlwind of pain in North America.

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    35. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the problem with calling it global warming ie. ignorance. Weather is a push-pull system, being warmer in one area typically means cooler in another.

      It should be called global weather screwup, then some people might not think "hey, warmer winters would be a good thing".

    36. Re:yawn by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And only once in 140 years of weather observations has April produced as many 80Fahrenheit days as this March.

      So it has happened before. And on geological time scales, that was, like, just ten minutes ago.

      The story is a little out of date. There have been five more record-shattering days in a row of 85 F or greater since this story came out. Records not only broken, but broken by more than 10 degrees.

      So the five days in a row, for which there was a least something close happening in recorded history, there's nothing even close to ten days in a row of temperatures more than 25 degrees hotter than normal.

      It may still be nothing on a "geological time scale" but it's now worth noting at least, and as a Chicagoan who walked down to the beach on the last day of Winter yesterday, and strolled along with my feet in the water, I can tell you that it's weird as hell.

      We also blew away the record for airborne pollen by like 15%, which has caused my poor wife to have really red eyes and sound like the comic book store guy on the Simpsons, except with an Eastern European accent. I actually had to turn on the air conditioner so she could breathe a little bit. And if you know Chicago at all, you'll know that having to turn on the air conditioner on the last day of Winter is fucking strange as hell.

      The good news is it looks like super short-shorts are going to be in style again this summer. Yay!

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    37. Re:yawn by lexsird · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Watch for a rise in insects and vermin that the winter would normally have killed off. Any wildlife got a pass this winter as well. Where I live the ticks are bad, and this will not have helped. Ticks need a deep freeze for a long time to kill them. They are all over the deer and the deer are now coming into town because idiots feed them. We are going to have a deer tick disease epidemic I'm afraid, as these ticks drop off in yards, get on people and pets and pass along their diseases.

      I predict lots of violent storms ahead for us, with more F5 tornadoes than we have ever seen. Look for an insanely hot Summer, resulting in massive humidity that will erupt into violent storms when a cold front of any sort approaches. That's if we are lucky. If not, we will just cooking in our juices this summer under broiling heat, and high humidity.

      Of course I could be wrong...lol..it's the weather.

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    38. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the climate models predict cold western and especially cold northwestern US along with warming in the rest of the country...

    39. Re:yawn by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I ran dozens of them over on the I-5 a few years ago. It's probably my fault.

    40. Re:yawn by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Chicago was warmer than SoCal for a few days.

    41. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's happened before, provided you think April is the same thing as March.

    42. Re:yawn by budgenator · · Score: 2

      March 21, 2012 weather report for
      ALERT, NUNAVUT, CANADA

      Weather report as of 601 minutes ago (16:00 UTC):
      The wind was blowing at a speed of 6.2 meters per second (13.8 miles per hour) from North in Alert, Canada. The temperature was -27 degrees Celsius (-17 degrees Fahrenheit). Air pressure was 1,020 hPa (30.11 inHg). Relative humidity was 68.5%. There were overcast at a height of 305 meters (1000 feet). The visibility was 4.0 kilometers (2.5 miles). Current weather is Light Snow Moderate Mist .

      March 21, 2012 weather report for
      THULE, GREENLAND

      Weather report as of 7 minutes ago (01:55 UTC):
      The wind was blowing at a speed of 6.2 meters per second (13.8 miles per hour) from East in Thule, Greenland. The temperature was -26 degrees Celsius (-15 degrees Fahrenheit). Air pressure was 1,004 hPa (29.65 inHg). Relative humidity was 75.6%. The sky was clear. The visibility was >11.3 kilometers (>7 miles). Current weather is .

      March 21, 2012 weather report for
      NARSARSUAQ, GREENLAND

      Weather report as of 13 minutes ago (01:50 UTC):
      The wind was blowing at a speed of 1.5 meters per second (3.5 miles per hour) from Northeast in Narsarsuaq, Greenland. The temperature was -10 degrees Celsius (14 degrees Fahrenheit). Air pressure was 1,007 hPa (29.74 inHg). Relative humidity was 61.3%. There were a few clouds at a height of 4877 meters (16000 feet). The visibility was >11.3 kilometers (>7 miles). Current weather is .
      Arctic Map

      They ain't plant up there yet; but I saw farmers in SE Michigan working the ground for planting.

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    43. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ignornace would describe your post.

    44. Re:yawn by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Britain's just had two exceptionally cold winters in a row, this one has been quite warm and the south of England is in drought conditions.

      What the climate change theories predict is an increase in energy of the whole system, which means more extreme weather events; more hurricanes, greater air pressure gradients and bigger temperature swings, at least until it settles down into a new stable (hotter) state.

      Of course, one weather event does not a theory prove, we need as much data as possible, and I'm not enough of a statistician to know if we're seeing climate change. It's all the right symptoms though.

      Oh, and climate change has as much to with geological timescales as a mayfly does with the span of human history.

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    45. Re:yawn by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the contrary; perhaps it is global warming, since adding energy to the system increases its volatility. Think of it this way: global warming creates unusual high temperatures and low temperatures in different areas simultaneously in the same way that shaking a glass of water creates waves.

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    46. Re:yawn by russotto · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Drought. Bad ones too. In my part of NJ, we got a few inches of snow this year, instead of a few feet. The reservoirs are going to be bone-dry, since there's no snow to melt.

      Last year, we got way more snow than we usually do. Global warming. This year, way less. Global warming.

    47. Re:yawn by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One thing you can be sure of, if you read books and stories from different time periods, is people are always saying how unusual the weather is. I take this to mean that the natural variation of weather is greater than the average human memory.

      Either that or people's lives are boring.

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    48. Re:yawn by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the K.P. goes through, as planned, and has a B.P. style incident? There goes the country's capability to feed ourselves.

      There is an important difference between the BP well and a pipeline: a pipeline can be shut down. Pipelines have multiple pumping stations to keep pushing the oil along, and those pumping stations can be shut down; pipelines have leak detectors. Not only do the oil companies not want to waste valuable oil and incur financial penalties for pollution, but additionally governmental regulations require them to have leak detectors and safety shutdowns.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipeline_transport#Leak_detection_systems

      Wikipedia says the Keystone XL pipeline has a planned maximum capacity of 510000 barrels of oil per day. If I am not mistaken, that's about 354 barrels of oil per minute. Wikipedia says that one state (Washington) imposes a requirement to be able to detect and pinpoint the location of leakage of 8% of maximum flow within 15 minutes. Using this standard, if we assume the Keystone XL leaks 8% for 15 minutes and is then shut down, that would seem to work out to about 23 barrels of oil leaked before shutdown. I'm not an engineer, but I should think it would be easier to detect more significant flows and shut down.

      On the other hand, what if we assume some catastrophic event completely breaks the pipeline at some point? Wikipedia says that industry practice is to place "block valve stations":

      These are the first line of protection for pipelines. With these valves the operator can isolate any segment of the line for maintenance work or isolate a rupture or leak. Block valve stations are usually located every 20 to 30 miles (48 km), depending on the type of pipeline

      If we assume that a catastophe completely breaks the pipeline and all the crude oil in an entire 48 km segment drains out, and use the Wikipedia pipe diameter of 910mm, then if I have done my sums correctly that would be a spill on the order of 25000 tonnes of oil. Checking the Wikpedia List of oil spills page, we find that the Deepwater Horizon leak in the Gulf was at least 492000 tonnes. If we assume that most segments of the pipeline are not completely flat, then it seems likely that less than the maximum oil will leak out.

      Also, according to press releases from TransCanada, there is at least one route available that takes the pipeline completely around the aquifers, and other routes were studied that shortened the pipe runs by putting some sections in aquifer areas. One possible solution is to insist that the pipeline simply not go through the aquifer areas. I'm not an expert on pipeline risk assessment so I won't take a position on the tradeoffs involved.

      Also, I wonder just how much crude oil will soak through the ground and into an aquifer, and what the consequences would be; whether crude oil ever naturally leaks into aquifers, and if so how serious it is when it happens. I haven't found a sober assessment of the situation; I have mostly found breathless and fact-free assertions that the pipeline would instantly destroy "the heartbeat of America" and such.

      While pipeline disasters suck, the level of disaster that worries you should not be possible.

      steveha

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    49. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      now I'm confused. are you saying that global warming causes racism or racism causes global warming?

    50. Re:yawn by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Schneier and Chuck Norris don't need to communicate that often these days. Lucky us!

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    51. Re:yawn by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, all you need to do is turn the oil off, huh?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pipeline_accidents

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    52. Re:yawn by lightknight · · Score: 1

      "Think of it this way: global warming creates unusual high temperatures and low temperatures in different areas simultaneously in the same way that shaking a glass of water creates waves."

      Hmm. Perhaps you can explain something to me. Allowing for the non-homogeneous distribution of elements throughout this planet, the large bodies of water (oceans), and the fact that only about half of the earth is actively being heated by the Sun at any given time, would the temperature across the globe not rise, in both historically lower and higher temperature areas? Perhaps not by the same magnitude, as different areas and their makeup would determine their ability to re-radiate heat, but would not most, if not all areas register an increase in temperature?

      The only two ways, off the top of my head, that the Earth can deal with excess heat is by storing it, or re-radiating it. Do we know of any special perversions of this line of science, such that some natural mechanism could be activated whereby portions of the Earth suddenly (relatively speaking) begin storing energy much faster than they had previously, to allow for a localized decrease in temperature?

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    53. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, racism is caused by stupidity and idiocy. No relation to global warming.

    54. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      While it's true you can't attribute any single weather event to global warming it's also true the extraordinary warmth east of the Rockies is the sort of event you'd expect to happen more often from global warming.

      I'm in Salem, Oregon and we're getting snow today. There's about 3 inches on the ground outside right now and it's still coming down. It's unusual to get snow here in March but this is the sort of thing that happens when there's a La Nina going on as there is now. You can expect the next El Nino year to set a new global temperature record, probably in 2013 or 2014.

    55. Re:yawn by pushing-robot · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yup, sounds about right. One year we had this really strong wind from the north. Then we had no wind at all. Then we had a really strong wind from the south. And, of course, each time the liberals blamed it on the same hurricane.

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    56. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you paid attention to the Arctic you'd know that there is lots of open water in the Barents and Kara Sea's north of Europe where it's been extraordinarily warm. That open water and the (relative) warmth it releases forces the jet stream to dip south into Europe carrying frigid Arctic air with it.

    57. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Climate change is causing more extreme weather. Global warming (a subset of climate change) refers to the fact that more energy is collecting in the Earth system. So there's more energy to go into making the extreme weather.

    58. Re:yawn by uberuber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One of the predictions of man made climate change is that Europe will get colder because the Gulf Stream will weaken: http://www.bbc.co.uk/climate/impact/gulf_stream.shtml I think it's clear we have some man made climate change going on here however I don't believe its possible to pin any specific weather event on it. How much is man made is up for debate and I really don't have any confidence that we have the individual or political will to make significant changes until and unless undeniable writing is on the wall that there is NO other course of action. People cling to what they want to believe if it fits there world view, especially if its in their short term economic interest. I guess getting older has made me a cynic :(

    59. Re:yawn by Kyro · · Score: 1

      It's global warming, and so global temperatures are on the rise. This still allows for some places to be cooler than usual - hence your observation.

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    60. Re:yawn by uberuber · · Score: 1

      There could be a major pipeline accident but are people really that concerned that there could be one that threatens the entire Ogallala Aquifer? The problem I have with the Pipeline is the lie that its going to cause gas prices to be cheaper. The gas prices in the midwest are lower because they can't move all the oil to the world market easily. If that pipeline gets build that oil is going on the world market and gas prices won't change a dime on the east or west coast and go up in the midwest. The funny thing is it leaves on a ship from a US port it cannot go directly to another US port unless its registered as an American ship (not too many of those) so a ton of the output will be going overseas.

    61. Re:yawn by skywire · · Score: 1

      You went to the trouble of copying and pasting that excerpt from the article, and commenting on it, without bothering to read it?

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    62. Re:yawn by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is why I am fuming at Republicans not getting the problem with the Keystone Pipeline. The U.S.'s bread basket is watered through a giant underground aquifer. The bread basket will survive the coming drought. If the K.P. goes through, as planned, and has a B.P. style incident? There goes the country's capability to feed ourselves. We'll be trading exporting food/importing oil for importing oil from Canada/importing food if we have more years like we had this year in our future.

      Why would that happen? The Deepwater Horizon incident was an uncontrolled leak from a large, underground, strongly pressurized oil reservoir. No such situation exists with a pipeline. Throw a couple of valves on either side of a drop in pressure and you've halted the leak. If one of those valves fails, then throw more further back in the pipeline. There's only a limited amount of oil in the pipeline. Second, the aquifer in question just isn't that valuable (it's being emptied rather quickly) or that easily contaminated (even if contaminants do leak into the aquifer, they still would need to migrate elsewhere before they could cause a problem).

      I think it's wrong to blame "Republicans" for wanting a pipeline which would create jobs and significant economic value when your arguments against it are so weak.

    63. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The oceans are absorbing most of the excess heat, over 90% of it I think. The top 2.5 meters of the oceans hold as much heat as the entire atmosphere above it. The heat it takes to raise a mixing layer of 25 meters in the ocean 1 C would raise the atmospheric temperature by 10 C. Heat gets moved around by ocean currents. Thus Western Europe is much warmer than the same latitudes in North America. It also moves from the equator toward the poles in the atmosphere. Thus the Arctic has warmed more than the areas south of it. Nevertheless there aren't many areas around the world that haven't warmed over the last several decades. One thing to keep in mind, it takes 17 years of temperature records to distinguish the global warming signal from the noise of natural variation.

    64. Re:yawn by ArrogantLemming · · Score: 1

      It might be better to start with the Kalamazoo River oil spill in 2010 as a baseline for an estimate. There a 30 inch pipeline ruptured and released 819,000 gallons of oil. It does prove the point that not nearly as much oil will be released. For perspective this is on the order of 100 tanker trucks worth. But at the same time, it's still a lot.

      What worries me is what happens to a small leak over time. Sure the segment in Washington can find an 8% leak in 15 minutes, but what about a 2% leak? Additionally, I suspect the leak detection equipment will only be good enough to meet the requirements of the state the segment it's protecting resides in.

    65. Re:yawn by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Get used to it.

    66. Re:yawn by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I have been to these neighborhoods, and I know what it can be like, and you need to shut up. When you've been getting fucked over since the 1960's or earlier by white folks, perhaps you can understand the skepticsm towards white folks in their midst. Perhaps when the wage gap or education gaps are closed, you can start whining about how inner-city people treat you.

    67. Re:yawn by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we had snow in October and that's basically it where I live.

    68. Re:yawn by ryanov · · Score: 1

      What shall we do with our ski slopes? Mountain Bike park I guess is what they do in the summer, and something called lawn skiing which sounds farfetched to me.

    69. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      On the contrary; perhaps it is global warming, since adding energy to the system increases its volatility.

      I'm sorry, but I slept through that part of my high schools science class which I failed utterly in, so therefore I'm going to discount it entirely as Conspiracy Bullshit by the Liberal-Conservative Government Conspiracy which is attempting to rule the world by Leveraging the Industrial-Military Complex.
      You use fancy-ass words like "volatile", what does puking have to do with the weather? Just more proof this is a Communist-backed Al Quada plot to destroy our Economic Prosperity and place us under rule of Martial Law.

      You with all your flashy "facts" and "figures" can fuck right off. I went outside today and it was cold, so it's obvious that the climate is getting colder, not warmer. Anecdotal evidence is always the best evidence, and we know the ice cores and tree rings were planted by Satan to fool us into thinking global warming is real so he can sucker us into another one of his Real Estate Pyramid Schemes.

      Now excuse me, I need to fire up my very large truck and go get a load of coal so I can finish my slash-and-burn farming.

    70. Re:yawn by kubusja · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the previous time we did it to climate glaciers melted and mammoths died... Seriously - we are still very far from the natural variations we had before like Ice Age or ultra-warm periods in dinosaur times....

    71. Re:yawn by Sique · · Score: 1

      No. It has happened before in April. Once in 140 years.

      Now it happens in March.

      Reading comprehension anyone?

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    72. Re:yawn by toadlife · · Score: 2

      It did seem pretty cold here in the valley this winter. We had more days with lows in the 20s than I ever remember.

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    73. Re:yawn by rhsanborn · · Score: 3, Informative

      All the weather reporting I've seen has said this has nothing to do with global climate change, but rather a funky set of events involving the jet stream that's keeping a high pressure system stuck in place. It's the same reason we don't blame climate change when a low pressure system brings arctic air down and we get 60 degree days in July (I'm in Michigan).

      I stand behind the science of climate change, but everything I've seen has said this is just a natural occurrence, albeit rare.

    74. Re:yawn by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      there's nothing even close to ten days in a row of temperatures more than 25 degrees hotter than normal.

      I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I meant to say "35 degrees hotter than normal". That's a big difference.

      Yesterday was March 21. The average temperature for March 21 in Chicago is about 49 degrees. It was 86F yesterday, as it has been every day for the past week and a half.

      If we get ten days of 35 degrees hotter than normal in August a lot of people would notice.

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    75. Re:yawn by dintech · · Score: 1

      the south of England is in drought conditions

      This is more due to mismanagement than weather however. Thames water leaks a 1/3 of it's water into the ground through broken pipes and so on.

    76. Re:yawn by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Its been raining enough that it isn't a problem. NJ isn't known for persistent snow pack in the winters. If it snows, it usually doesn't stick around like say in upstate New York. NJ's real problem is its limited reservoir capacity. Even if we had a snowy winter, all it would take to push the area into "drought" is a few weeks of dry weather.

    77. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For the short-story-impaired, this is a reference to a great Ray Bradbury story.

    78. Re:yawn by trevelyon · · Score: 0

      So if I was to point out that people have safely deccelerated 50 mph in 100 ft (saw on a roller coaster or something) does that mean you shouldn't hit the break before crashing into a wall? At what point IS there enough evidence that the change is significant enough to actually DO something about? Scientists have been telling us this, we SEE this change rapidly coming, it has a global effect and all indications are that reduced solar activity is actually masking the true effects, what more does it take?. I am not a climatologist but there seem to both increases in the range of severe weather as well as the general upward warming trend globally. Is saying people have always commented on "strange weather" supposed to justify dismissing ALL changes as natural? Was there other explanations for what happened in the 1500s (solar activity changes, increased vulcanization, etc.)?

      Then there is the other side of this. If you are incorrect and we do ignore it and are the cause then what do you propose we do about it? We've just taken a manageable situation and pushed it to the point the cost will be orders of magnitude greater and might not be manageable at all given the current tech level and social will. If we "overreact" and move quickly to a lower carbon economy the downside will be increased cost and less than optimized production efficiency then again it just might improve the economy. You may have noticed the high price of oil's cooling effect on the economy.

      This could simply be a case of slowly turning up the heat on the pot until the lobster boils. Will we be smart enough to turn it down or not? Seems there are plenty of people that think it's just a hot tub party which wouldn't be so bad if they would let the rest of us get out.

    79. Re:yawn by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Hmm... who's gonna tell them that he's not only been a Jew but also someone who might have been a lot but certainly not 'white'?

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    80. Re:yawn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hmm... what could it be? That they can't afford the tuition fees for "good" schools and are stuffed into underfunded, overcrowded "schools" that barely educate them beyond what's needed for a "want fries with that, Massa?" job?

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    81. Re:yawn by tbannist · · Score: 1

      As riverrat1 indicated currents and also wind patterns can have a huge impact on local climates. For instance the unseasonably warm temperatures in the east of North America and the west of Europe are tied together. Warm air that usually would blow east across the Atlantic is instead staying put. This has caused a cold Arctic air to be blown further south into Europe than it would normally be able to reach. There was a paper recently that indicated that loss of Arctic sea ice is changing the dominant wind patterns over the Arctic. If more cold Arctic air is blown into western North America and western Europe both areas will get colder regardless of whether that air is 3 degrees warmer than Arctic air used to be, because those areas used to get warm air blown north instead of cold air blown south.

      Essentially, it looks like the weather patterns across the North Hemisphere are shifting. We can't tell yet if the shift will a freak event, a temporary change until more sea ice melts, or a permanent change.

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    82. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So i guess it didn't rain during the winter? Pretty sure rain contributes to the water supply too.

    83. Re:yawn by mx+b · · Score: 1

      I believe part of the problem with the BP oil spill was that it wasn't supposed to happen either. I remember reading reports and attending a few seminars (from researchers studying the event and effects on the gulf coast) where all the evidence pointed to the fact that the disaster may not have happened if basic safety protocols were followed.

      In other words, it was a disaster once it got to the point of spraying all over the ocean floor. But there were several safety valves and sensors and even people taking shifts to monitor equipment that weren't utilized properly or installed properly that could have signaled something was happening and allowed a safe shut off before it was out of control.

      tl;dr: It was within our capability to prevent, but poor decisions and planning caused it to happen anyway.

      I think it's justified to ask for even more protections before agreeing to a pipeline. If they kick and scream, tell them we would have been glad to let the industry self-regulate more but they've proven themselves untrustworthy and have to earn it back.

    84. Re:yawn by Rary · · Score: 1

      Drought. Bad ones too. In my part of NJ, we got a few inches of snow this year, instead of a few feet. The reservoirs are going to be bone-dry, since there's no snow to melt.

      Last year, we got way more snow than we usually do. Global warming. This year, way less. Global warming.

      There are lots of people in the world who don't know what they're talking about. Anyone who uses local weather patterns as "proof" either for or against global warming falls into that category. Usually it's the deniers who do this, but anyone can make that mistake.

      Of course, that says nothing about the science behind global warming, yet other misinformed people will use it to strengthen whatever their current belief is.

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    85. Re:yawn by MikeyC01 · · Score: 1

      It's only warm in the eastern half. In California it's freakin' cold!

      In October we had snow in the east, which was one of he earliest snows ever. And LAST winter we set records for cold & snowfall amounts! So it is not really global warming; it's just month-to-month/year-to-year variation.

      Heresy!

    86. Re:yawn by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What bothers me is wondering what sort of changes in the weather can be expected during the rest of the year after such an unusually warm winter

      Forget the weather. Watch out for bugs this summer!

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    87. Re:yawn by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yes. As someone who drinks from the Ogallala Aquifer daily, fuck yes, I'm concerned.

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    88. Re:yawn by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      Grass Sledding
      Tree Catapulting
      etc.

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    89. Re:yawn by tomkost · · Score: 1
      That's a pretty thorough analysis, but you left out an important possibility. What if the shutdown valves don't work????!!!! That is what happened to deep water horizon! There already a recent pipeline spill where 800k-1.1M barrels of oil has leaked out...

      2010 On July 26, Enbridge Energy Partners LLP (Enbridge), reported that a 30-inch (760 mm) pipeline belonging to Enbridge burst in Marshall, Michigan. The company estimates over 800,000 US gallons (3,000,000 L) of crude oil leaked into Talmadge Creek, a waterway that feeds the Kalamazoo River,[653][654][655] whereas EPA reports over 1,139,569 gallons of oil have been recovered as of November 2011.[656] On July 27, 2010, an Administrative Order was issued by U.S. EPA requiring the performance of removal actions in connection with the facility. The Order requires Enbridge to immediately conduct removal of a discharge or to mitigate or prevent a substantial threat of a discharge of oil and to submit a Work Plan for the cleanup activities that was to include a Health and Safety Plan,[657] as required by 29 CFR 1910.120 (HAZWOPER). An oil spill cleanup contractor from Texas, Hallmark, bussed numerous undocumented workers to Battle Creek to work on the cleanup of oil spill and had them work in unsafe conditions.[658]

    90. Re:yawn by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1
    91. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drought will follow. You don't need a Ph.D. in hydrology to figure that out.

    92. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut the pump. No pump, no pressure to move the fluid.

    93. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only warm in the eastern half. In California it's freakin' cold!

      So it's what, like 65?

    94. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, we aren't.

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    95. Re:yawn by Bigby · · Score: 2

      Do you believe this kind of anomaly has never happened before? Or do you choose to believe weather started existing in 1870?

    96. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 0

      rare? today was the first time a measurable amount of snow was seen in the Portland, OR airport..ever.

      The arctic shift was predicted by climate change models. Yes, on event is not a trend, and one year is just weather. Taken into the whole, it's different. The weather has been unusual for more then a year. In fact it's gotten more energetic, as predicted.

      If it's crazy again next year, are you going to make the same post? the year after that?
      Sometimes the weather is a prediction of climate.

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    97. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It snows about every 3 years, and it has snowed before in Eugene this time of year. HOWEVER, it is the first time PDX has gotten measurable snow this time of the year.

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    98. Re:yawn by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      >This warm weather is scarring me for the coming year

      In your case, it sounds like it's too late for sunscreen. I suggest you try something like this.

    99. Re:yawn by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      NW Oregon has been getting snowed on all week, even to the valley floor. Several inches last night. It's not hot everywhere...

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    100. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      In correct. the drought is cause be the weather; it's the result of how dry it is. And pipe mismanagement is an important but separate issue. I suggest the people in charge of the water contact the Portland Water bureau and ask them for advice in the matter.

      The problem usually is that the pipes are underground, and people don't see them. Maintaining a healthy water system take constant maintenance. People won't see long term so water budgets fall out of sink with costs.

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    101. Re:yawn by aceboomblain · · Score: 2

      No, that's not it. Universities are itching to admit minorities so they can show how diverse their students are. The bar for admission is lower and scholarships are readily available if you are a minority.

      The real reason behind the cycle of poverty is that people trying to get ahead by doing well in school are bullied for it. The folks that think they are too stupid to succeed try to bring down those around them so they can feel superior. This "thug" mentality manifests itself in very different ways in schools up on the hill vs schools in the ghetto.

      There is no easy solution. Throwing money at the problem just creates a dependency, but doesn't do anything but redistribute wealth. Nothing improves because that wealth is either taken by corrupt officials or ends up being used on frivolous purchases.

      No one likes to accept blame, and blaming people that look different is easy. The kids learn to blame their own issues on others, who then pass that on to their kids. The cycle continues.

    102. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, because NJ = the entire globe.

      idiot.

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    103. Re:yawn by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      rare? today was the first time a measurable amount of snow was seen in the Portland, OR airport..ever.

      This is not even close to true. We get measurable snow here in Portland most years....just not in late March.

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    104. Re:yawn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      they will notice if the temperature drops to typical April weather and all the early blooming crops die.

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    105. Re:yawn by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 2

      That is the common sense view that doesn't work when you actually look at it. Kind of like when you realize the Moon is orbiting the Earth means it is constantly falling, but missing the Earth. But, the Moon is gradually drifting away. Unless you look at all the interacting elements, it sounds weird to hear the Moon is falling "down" yet is drifting "up"/away at the same time.

      The short of it is this. Snow stays and builds up all winter, ideally. Spring and into Summer it melts releasing a whole season's worth of extra water beyond just rain. No snow, the rain that should be snow hits the ground. It flows off into the streams, rivers, etc. and vanishes near immediately. Water is a use it or lose it resource if you rely on rivers/rain. Snow is nature's little cheat.

      This explains it better: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=us-snow-drought-serious-implications

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    106. Re:yawn by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      Here in Oregon and Washington we have been getting cold, wet, and generally somewhat unusual weather. There is 3" of snow at my house right now...it's spring and I live at 250ft elevation where it's unusual to get snow even in the winter (hint: it's spring now). So from my perspective, it's a trade off. Somebody else got 80 degrees while I got snow and ice. Thanks!

    107. Re:yawn by dintech · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The current level of 'dry' weather in the UK could have been more easily absorbed if less water was poured into the ground. Also there is not much sharing of water between regions.

    108. Re:yawn by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      Global warming isn't necessarily places getting nice and warm. It's more changes to weather patterns. Like spring happening weeks early because my plants are like wtf happened to winter. Also I killed a huge fucking master-level MOSQUITO in winter. Atlanta does not have mosquitos in winter. Do you know what that means? Atlanta is going to be a buffet for mosquitos this summer as we didn't kill them off this winter. We are extra fucked. It's going to be an incredibly hot orgy of mosquito food and sex. This summer anyone who tells me its not global warming is going to get put in a headlock and i'm going to let mosquitos eat their skin in the 100 degree heat. We already had a pollen reading of over 9300...EARLY. It's literally tree bukkake.

    109. Re:yawn by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Then we should maybe finally dump that "no child left behind" bullcrap and realize that there are kids that neither want to nor can succeed and instead try to find out who is bright enough to be entitled to a better education.

      Education should be a privilege tied to your mental capabilities. Not that of your parents' wallets.

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    110. Re:yawn by Pope · · Score: 1

      A Chuck Norris joke, in 2012? Yeesh. They were never that funny in the first place.

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    111. Re:yawn by e_hu_man · · Score: 1

      of course vegans breast-feed.

      if this answer does not grok, i can only ask "do you google?"

    112. Re:yawn by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But Fairbanks has been pretty dry. SE Alaska has had a normal (ie, wet) winter.

      Just like the computer models have forecast - bigger gradients.

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    113. Re:yawn by cekander · · Score: 1

      Dude, all I know, is my ass shouldn't be getting this sweaty in March (when I watch porn)

    114. Re:yawn by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      This is precisely what most of the 'theories' show. (Too many citations to bother listing, look it up).

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    115. Re:yawn by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      On top of that there are already pipelines running through most of the Keystone XL planned route. There are a couple of places that should get rerouted, but it seems to me that a new pipeline is a better deal than keeping the old (30+ year old) rust buckets going.

      And you're correct about aquifer pollution to a point. A large spill could eventually taint the aquifer for millions of years but with modern pipeline surveying instruments and clean up equipment that should not (famous last words) happen.

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    116. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe part of the problem with the BP oil spill was that it wasn't supposed to happen either. I remember reading reports and attending a few seminars (from researchers studying the event and effects on the gulf coast) where all the evidence pointed to the fact that the disaster may not have happened if basic safety protocols were followed.

      True. There were quotes from competitors saying that BP was cheaping out on the safety features. Classic example of penny wise, dollar foolish; between costs, fines, and bad publicity, that disaster cost BP literally trillions.

      It's fine with me if the Obama administration wants to demand extra safety features (we want valves every 24 km, not every 48! we want the pipeline to run completely around the aquifers!). But it's obvious what is really going on here: Obama knows he is in political trouble and he wants to avoid pissing off his base, even the most hard-core crazies. His team must have calculated that letting the pipeline happen wouldn't win him additional votes, but could lose him lots of votes among the hard-core left. And, I think the man is really a true believer in global warming climate change, and he probably really does believe that the pipeline would contribute to warming... somehow... don't ask for facts, just go with it.

      That oil will end up on the market one way or the other, so IMO the pipeline will be effectively carbon-neutral. And if they need to move the oil on trucks more or on ships more, then fuel will be burned to move the oil around, and that would make the pipeline reduce the carbon footprint. So true believers who look at total system output of carbon should not be anti-pipeline.

    117. Re:yawn by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I read the title and was like WTF?

      Heat ends winter every year, where the hell have you been?

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    118. Re:yawn by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Are you posting in the right article?

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    119. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but is that a long enough sampling time? 140 years seems long to us, but it's a speck on the timescales of glaciation and true climate change. Check this out for a history of incorrect climate change predictions: http://www.lowerwolfjaw.com/agw/quotes.htm

    120. Re:yawn by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Yes. I am feeding the troll.

    121. Re:yawn by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's so easy, but unemployment is at historic highs and school is FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

      Seriously, die off so the rest of us can grow up.

    122. Re:yawn by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The biggest accident on there in the 2000s was a one million gallon spill. That's less than half of what Deepwater Horizon leaked every day. I didn't read every one back to the thirties, but I didn't see one larger than that. Is that a problem? Sure. But it's nothing like Deepwater Horizon.

    123. Re:yawn by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      I used to tell Chuck Norris jokes until I took an arrow in my knee.

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    124. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admittedly, I did not digest every single accident in that list, but everything I saw was immediate damage and casualties from the accident itself. Tragedy on th micro scale. I saw nothing on the macro scale.

      This seems to support the macro argument that pipelines are in fact "different", and environmentally sound from an accident point of view.

    125. Re:yawn by budgenator · · Score: 1

      of course vegans breast-feed.

      if this answer does not grok, i can only ask "do you google?"

      Veganism is the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products. Veganism
      Animal product, or animal by-product, is a term used to describe material taken from the body of a non-human animal.Animal product

      Interesting, canabalism is OK if your vegan.

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    126. Re:yawn by JBaustian · · Score: 1

      What is unusual about the last couple months is the route of the jet stream -- dipping down as far south as New Mexico, then flowing almost due north from Texas to Minnesota. That is why the Twin Cities enjoyed the weather last week that is more typical of Dallas-Fort Worth in March; we got their weather because the jet stream brought it to us. It sounds like Ottawa is also benefitting from this jet stream anomaly.

      None of this has anything to do with climate, or climate change. It sucks for the ski resort owners, and the manufacturers of bags used for sandbagging to control flood waters. But I don't hear complaints from anyone else.

    127. Re:yawn by nobaloney · · Score: 1

      At what point IS there enough evidence that the change is significant enough to actually DO something about?

      And just what is it you suggest we do about it?

    128. Re:yawn by e_hu_man · · Score: 1

      interesting, a strict interpretation of wikipedia makes cannibalism is ok if you're an omnivore too.

      Omnivores (from Latin: omni, meaning "all, everything"; vorare, "to devour") are species that eat both plants and animal material as their primary food source. omnivore

    129. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point which this article missed is that AGW will likely be more evident as an increase in variability than the actual increase in global average temperature. And there are statistical tests for significance of differences in variability. Somebody is missing a good bet for a minor scientific paper there.

  2. Completely inexplicable... by John.P.Jones · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

    1. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Oh my gosh, this is concrete evidence that man made global warming is real!

    2. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm sure it would also explain the brutally cold winter that Europe experienced this year. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/03/cold-weather-kills-more-than-220-in-europe-danube-freezes-over-france-set-to-break-power-consumption-records/

    3. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's never been this hot before and it wasn't getting hotter before MM CO2 .... oh wait

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:EPICA_temperature_plot.svg

    4. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad there's no credible scientific explanation of why climate changes the way it does.

    5. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Xipher · · Score: 1

      Climate change is a bitch

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    6. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

      You means there's some truth to it all and it's not just Al Gore trying to piss off conservatives? Next thing you know there'll be proof of Peak Oil. Oh wait a minute, that happen back in the early 70s, never mind.

    7. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure it would also explain the brutally cold winter that Europe experienced this year. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/03/cold-weather-kills-more-than-220-in-europe-danube-freezes-over-france-set-to-break-power-consumption-records/

      What I remember from thermodynamics when I took it with Newton: pumping energy (heat) into system making it go all kaflooey. Hotter and colder and then even colder to outrageously hot.

      Nope, obviously a conspiracy on the part on those people who wrote the laws of thermodynamics in order to eventually tax us and hand over our God given sovereignty to the UN!

    8. Re:Completely inexplicable... by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Informative

      I live in Europe, and have had a very mild winter. It's true, though, that we had a slight dip below average the first week of February. I think it might have something to do with being just outside the high pressure area that settled over central Europe, bringing winds from Siberia.

    9. Re:Completely inexplicable... by scubamage · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll tell you about my theory... the day after tomorrow!!!!

    10. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, butually cold..

      "Swaths of Britain were bracing for snow after temperatures plunged to minus 11 degrees Celsius overnight in Chesham, southeast England, with authorities warning that the cold could catch people off-guard after a warmer-than-normal winter so far."

    11. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dey took r cold!!!

    12. Re:Completely inexplicable... by bartyboy · · Score: 1

      One point of data, every 140 years? You'll have to wait 280 more years before being able to identify a trend. At least 7 or 8 points will be needed to do any sort of statistical analysis, if we assume the points follow a standard distribution.

      We'll chat in a thousand years, if you're still around.

    13. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad there's no credible scientific explanation of why climate changes the way it does.

      Me thinks you mean this sarcastically but you put the word credible in it which actually makes it factual.

    14. Re:Completely inexplicable... by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      That would be a very convenient truth....

      If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

    15. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Niña

    16. Re:Completely inexplicable... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh my gosh, this is concrete evidence that man made global warming is real!

      Humans don't affect the planet at all, moron, this is the fault of the fish! They fart too much. Every time you see a bubble on the surface of the ocean, the atmosphere dies a little.

      And if it isn't the fish's fault, then blame the ants. Those bastards are everywhere, and everyone knows an ant colony that stretches miles pollutes way more than any little coal powerplant.

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    17. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dip_wit

    18. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except he was making a global warming joke and you were too stupid to realize that.

    19. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Informative

      This warm season actually doesn't have as much to do with Global Warming/Climate Change as it has to do with a double whammy of La Nina and an Arctic Oscillation. The former brought unusually warm weather while the latter kept the colder, arctic air away from us. The combination of the two warming effects gave us a warm, relatively snowless winter.

      This isn't to say that GW/CC isn't real. Just that this winter is explained by other forces at play.

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    20. Re:Completely inexplicable... by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ah but those on both side of global warming think 100 years of data most of it not very accurate is enough to plot trends.

      What i want to know is not what the the records are but how the rest of the year faired. If 1910 and 1945 were close were their summers hotter or colder than normal? dry or wet? past behaviour isn't a prediction of the future but you do need data points to start with.

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    21. Re:Completely inexplicable... by uncadonna · · Score: 0

      +1

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    22. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if there's some truth in it, Al Gore is still a hypocritical asshole. And Peak Oil has been fracked out of existence for the foreseeable future.

    23. Re:Completely inexplicable... by werewolf1031 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, you! Quit being calm and rational! We're having an ideological screaming match over here, keep it down would ya?

    24. Re:Completely inexplicable... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      While the winter overall indeed was very mild, the dip was definitely not slight. It was relatively short, but quite deep.

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    25. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I live in Europe and we had a winter I'll tell my grandkids about when talking about the snow being THIS high and us not having any boots.

      Seriously, it's been a while since we had a Winter like this, with downtown temperatures near the -10 Celsius. Which essentially means that we had close to -20 in rural areas, which is really, really cold in Central Europe.

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    26. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's a reverse bitch. YOU're the one being screwed.

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    27. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Brutal? That's a nice winter temperature in the US. Try -20C for a change. -11C will seem quite warm.

    28. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I don't mind waiting another 140 years for another data point.

      I fear NOT having to wait that long.

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    29. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure if you're quite aware, but the pro-science side has data much longer than 100 years (actually, both sides have access to all that data, but one side tends to ignore it). Besides, when the physics does a very good job of explaining the current climate change/global warming (and many of the past climate changes), you don't need even 100 years of data. If you turn the oven on and it warms up, do you really need 100 years of data to understand what's happening?

    30. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree somewhat with this statement. But remember that there's very good evidence that the loss of summer Arctic ice cover has a large effect on the winter Arctic Oscillation. And the loss of summer Arctic ice cover is caused by the current climate change/global warming. So there is some effect there. I don't know if it's very predictable though so what effect climate change/global warming had on the past winter, I don't know. And you're correct about the La Nina - for all I know that's the bigger cause of the past winter's weather.

    31. Re:Completely inexplicable... by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's perhaps more to Europe than you think.

    32. Re:Completely inexplicable... by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a pretty big place, Europe.

    33. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      livestock gas(farts) accounts for for more greenhouse gas than all human activity on earth. Freakin' cows

    34. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Actually, it isn't. The usual way we project it on our maps only makes it look bigger, the whole friggin' continent is smaller than Brazil and Argentina combined.

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    35. Re:Completely inexplicable... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      only when you look at earth's past and know that it used to be lots and lots warmer, and that the earth goes through regular periods of being warmer and colder by amounts several times that of current trends.

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    36. Re:Completely inexplicable... by black3d · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh come on. Nobody argues with climate change. The debate is over MAN-MADE climate change. The climate has changed dozens of times through heating and cooling periods throughout history. This isn't even questioned.. except by some young-earther's. :\

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    37. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my gosh, this is concrete evidence that man made global warming is real!

      Inasmuch as one really cold day in winter is enough to "disprove" man made global warming, yes. So, based on the deniers, I'd say the logic holds up.

    38. Re:Completely inexplicable... by black3d · · Score: 1

      What has happened this March has never happened in the records. The statement is that only once in the records has APRIL had the number of these 80+ days which MARCH this year had. March has never had it. Hopefully it won't happen again for another 140 years, but if it happens again next year, we may have issues.

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    39. Re:Completely inexplicable... by MrHanky · · Score: 2

      It's small compared to bigger things, true, but big enough to have different weather in different parts.

    40. Re:Completely inexplicable... by wanzeo · · Score: 1

      I am not knowledgeable about climate, but could we also blame those monster solar flares?

    41. Re:Completely inexplicable... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there weren't people around then either.

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    42. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The weather in the upper midwest and plains states is normally pretty lethal in the winter, and blazing hot in the summer. Growing up I didn't realize Europe *wasn't* like that.

    43. Re:Completely inexplicable... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Actually, it isn't. The usual way we project it on our maps only makes it look bigger, the whole friggin' continent is smaller than Brazil and Argentina combined.

      That still makes it a pretty big fucking place, it's easier (and probably cheaper) to get into space than it is to travel to some places in Brasil.

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    44. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the issue is that the temperatures even with the perfect storm situation would have normally been lower. People forget the warming is a general trend what the real point is we are facing extreme weather shifts and this could still fit that pattern. At this point it's more religion than science. It's following the evolution argument. At first people claimed claimed it was creationism until the more rational people pointed out that creationism wasn't a legitimate theory so then they came up with "intelligent design" which is French for Creationism. With Global Warming at first there was denying it was happening then after a decade or more of record breaking temperatures and record ice loss it became a "natural cycle" which is French for I don't want to give up my gas guzzling SUV.

    45. Re:Completely inexplicable... by DeathElk · · Score: 2

      That may be so (I don't know) but is human activity not responsible for so much farty livestock?

    46. Re:Completely inexplicable... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 4, Informative

      temperatures near the -10 Celsius

      Now, as cold as you think that is, it is a warm night for a Chicago winter.

      As I posted earlier, in some suburban areas of Chicago, it was 91F today. (that is 42 degrees above average, for nearly 10 days now)

      For some perspective, if it was as much above average in Chicago in July as it currently is now, the daily high temperature would be 127F, with an overnight low of 94, for over a week.

      Those temperatures are almost above the maximum globally recorded extremes for heat, ever, and certainly would be for Chicago by almost 20F.

    47. Re:Completely inexplicable... by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      I think the argument is over the accelerated rate of change, not the change itself.

    48. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, but that doesn't mean that we don't know why many of those earlier events occurred or that we don't know why the current climate change/global warming is occurring. The causes of climate change aren't that varied. The big players are the sun, the earth's orbit around the sun, and the ability of the earth to radiate away the energy it gets from the sun. We know the sun isn't causing the current climate change/global warming because, if anything, the long term output from the sun has decreased slightly. We know the orbit isn't causing the change because it should actually be cooling the earth slightly. We can measure the increased levels of CO2 in the atmosphere and know that is primarily caused by man. We can also measure the reduction in outgoing IR radiation due to that increase in CO2. Sure, it's possible that climate science is missing something (that's always possible in every field of science), but when the science explains so much of what's currently going on and what went on in the past, and when the current science is able to make very good projections about what will happen, at some point you have to say, "Yeah, that's probably right." Since there are no current alternate hypotheses (or, rather, no good ones) and since the data clearly supports the basic theories that make up climate science, there's no good reason to be doubting the science.

    49. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very damp there, thus brutal.

    50. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that La Nina and Arctic Oscillations are independent of GW/CC?

    51. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Gablar · · Score: 1

      30,000,000 barrels of oil a day are used by man kind. A bit of it is converted to kinetic energy, the rest of it is thrown up in the sky. It is just naive to think this wont have an impact on the climate.

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    52. Re:Completely inexplicable... by dr2chase · · Score: 1
    53. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you ever think that global warming might cause, these well known and named weather systems to act in strange ways. Did you ever think that perhaps that would be the very first sign of trouble?

    54. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sperbels · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      since the data clearly supports the basic theories that make up climate science, there's no good reason to be doubting the science.

      There is actually a good reason. Because ceasing all carbon emissions would be an (absolute) economic catastrophe, but dealing with the slow changes of global warming might not be.

    55. Re:Completely inexplicable... by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you mean the *fact* of La Nina and arctic oscillation on top of each other, which has happened many, many times in history? This isn't global warming/climate change, sorry pal

    56. Re:Completely inexplicable... by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure I've ever read a more disjointed reply.

      Doubt science because of economics?

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    57. Re:Completely inexplicable... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      We do, it's a liberal conspiracy to pipe more government funding to liberal colleges.

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    58. Re:Completely inexplicable... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Every time I read something like the GP's post, I'm never sure if they're seriously ignorant or seriously joking.

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    59. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hexagonc · · Score: 1

      It's not about just plotting trends. This is what people that deny man-made causes for climate-change often fail to grasp. The issue at hand is about understanding the way systems respond to inputs. If we were able to understand from a pure physics perspective the natural causes for a global climate and if the current climate is inconsistent with our expectation than the difference is likely due to human activity. You don't need a hundred years of data to know that applying a lit match to a piece of wood will probably set it on fire -- you just have to understand the way wood responds to fire.

      The question is whether we understand the mechanics of natural causes of earth climate as well as the greenhouse gasses/pollutants that man is creating. I don't know, but I have no reason to doubt a priori the scientific consensus on this matter. It certainly seems plausible to me that humans are having some influence on climate; after all, we have a very large footprint on earth.

    60. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 2

      And, yet, I don't recall anyone on the pro-science side saying to cease all carbon emissions. Ok, there are probably some radical people doing so, but there are also radical people saying that climate change/global warming doesn't exist - there are always fringe people spouting off nonsense.

    61. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know that the Earth's climate has varied wildly and sometimes rapidly, many, many times in it's history. Even before man. Even before fossil fuels and SUVs. Are the activities of Man lending more change, yet another input, into the dynamics of weather? Probably. So have plants, rivers, oceans, other animals. What we fear most is change (since we cannot destroy this or any other planet). We need to consider the possibilities of change, and learn how to cope with change, which we will always be faced with.
      Humans are arrogent to think we can destroy the Earth, as much as to think that we can stop change. We are wasting considerable time, energy, and money on a fight that cannot possibly be won, for an outcome that cannot be changed by our own hand. Think, instead of being blinded by the rage of fear.

    62. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 1

      But how much? The extra energy due to the burning of fossil fuels is about 1% of the extra energy staying in the climate system due to the addition of CO2 in the atmosphere. Is it naive to believe that something that is known to be 100 times larger than the output from burning fossil fuel is playing a much greater role in the current climate change/global warming? I don't think so.

    63. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hexagonc · · Score: 1

      This is not necessarily a counter-argument to the claim that the warm season is due to climate change. Climate change may be the root cause of the double whammy. A convergence that would normally occur under other circumstances may be occurring now due to climate change:

      climate change --> double whammy La Nina/Arctic Oscillation --> record warm season

      Was the convergence of La Nina and Arctic Oscillation explainable due to natural causes?

    64. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Walter+White · · Score: 1

      While the records we've seen for the last 4, 5, 6 or whatever days (in Chicago) are striking, I had many spring bulbs blooming a full month ahead of previous years on the 15th of this month. This is before the current heat wave was even really rolling. In other words, our season has been warm enough to have plants reacting four weeks ahead of schedule prior to the records.

      I've moved my garden activities ahead as much as possible. I really hope that we do not see another hot summer like last year.

    65. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      And at what point did you trust the interpretation of the data?

    66. Re:Completely inexplicable... by guttentag · · Score: 1

      It's called primary season. Note how the massive cloud of hot air seems to appear over states just before the vote.

    67. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sperbels · · Score: 3, Informative

      Doubt science because of economics?

      Yes. We can form beliefs about things based on our beliefs in the consequences of not doing so. Example: Believing in god because you'll go to hell if you don't.

      But a bigger factor is 99% of the population has formed a belief about global warming based on what other people have said. Most of us have not looked at the evidence with the eye of a trained scientist. Most of us have only seen brochure style graphs and news stories and summaries of scientific findings. We're basing our opinions on what others (both credible and not credible) are saying...not what's logical. So if someone who is perceived to be credible by one social group says something is true (regardless of whether or not that person believes it), the social group will believe it.

    68. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's the frequency that the 'double whammy of La Nina and Arctic Oscillation' has occurred against the known temperature record?

      I'm not here to discuss GW/CC. When seasons start behaving contrary to observed trends throughout a single persons lifetime, for a static region, it's normal for a person to think larger changes are occurring with those observed statistical outliers. Especially if the frequency of the outliers increases following the temperature record, and within a persons lifetime.

    69. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      The inevitable consequence of proving beyond a reasonable doubt that climate change is man made, is cutting way back on the burning of coal and oil. That's a threat to every major economic player out there.

    70. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, depends on how atypical this is in the larger span of time, but probably statistically it is AGW related. The mechanism might be one we've seen before, but it's doing things it hasn't ever done before. I know there's always the "it's not climate, it's weather" discussion every time it snows in June somewhere or we have a heat wave like this, but at a certain point you leave the bounds of what is statistically likely in BAU... I'm not a meteorologist but I think we're there.

    71. Re:Completely inexplicable... by khallow · · Score: 4, Informative

      We know the sun isn't causing the current climate change/global warming because, if anything, the long term output from the sun has decreased slightly.

      Incorrect. The "long term" here is on the order of hundreds of millions of years. In the short term, the Sun is a variable star and variation in solar output is thought to contribute to climate changes. Typical climatology theory claims here are that we have accounted for variance in solar output and that these variations don't contribute significantly to the global warming that is seen over the past couple of centuries while contributions from human-generated greenhouse gasses does.

    72. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now, the old Weather =! Climate thing goes out the window eh?

      Don't worry, Europe has record breaking cold so they can say it over there.

    73. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 0

      That simple. Ok. Why has much worse happened before?

    74. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 0

      Thank you for ignoring feedback to "put things in perspective" for us.

    75. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Yes, then I ask why and how? What do you do?

    76. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Statistically speaking it takes 17 years of the temperature record to distinguish a warming or cooling trend from the noise of natural variation. Of course that only says what's happening currently, not what will happen in the future.

    77. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a lick of sense knows that ceasing net carbon emissions will be a 30-50 year process. We have to completely transform our energy systems. There doesn't appear to be any physical reason why we can't make that transformation so it's just a matter of will. A number of economic studies I've seen say it will take 2 or 3% of GDP to make the transformation. That's hardly an economic catastrophe.

    78. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      We can't destroy the Earth but we might destroy ourselves.

    79. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Why? Because 30,000,000 is a big number? I don't think you are wrong, btw. It is just your argument sucks. Do the math.

    80. Re:Completely inexplicable... by taiwanjohn · · Score: 2

      > Believing in god because you'll go to hell if you don't.

      Atheists don't believe in hell either. What a silly argument.

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    81. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I agree, but we should acknowledge that for what it is. Argument from consensus and argument from authority. If the data showed a trend that people were getting dumber by .05 IQ points every year and this correlated with facebook use, would you recommend the government take action? Keep in mind that if you measure people's IQs over the course of the year, it varies by many times the yearly average.

      The point is that there is a plausible mechanism, but we don't have enough data to know for sure. Setting wood on fire is a repeatable experiment, climate change is not right now. If you argue we should cut back fossil fuel use for the sake of science and being sustainable, I am totally with you.

    82. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "doesn't have as much to do with Global Warming/Climate Change as it has to do with a double whammy of La Nina and an Arctic Oscillation"

      Yes, because La Nina and the Arctic Oscillation are not affected by global warming. After all, those have nothing to do with climate.

    83. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

      I came here expecting to see a large number of fuckwits who don't understand the difference between climate and weather, and you have not disappointed me.

    84. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 0

      We have to completely transform our energy systems. There doesn't appear to be any physical reason why we can't make that transformation so it's just a matter of will.

      This civilization does not know a way to exist without burning oil or coal. Short of having a nuclear reactor on every block, and riding horses, we require oil and coal and gas to live.

      2% or 3% of GDP? Over what period of time? 100 years? Most governments on the planet are bankrupt already - there is no surplus money to throw at unproven technologies before they are ready. Money that you take away from the pie will be not used to feed hungry and to treat sick. (Most of the US budget, for example, is spent exactly on that.)

      But if you are so enthusiastic about green, please go ahead and tell Japan, Germany and others that their nuclear reactors need to be restarted immediately. I will be all for that. Please come back when those reactors are running and we will discuss the next possible step (like NIF work, for example.) I'm not against better energy sources; however before you jump into the pool it makes sense to check if the pool has water.

    85. Re:Completely inexplicable... by SporkLand · · Score: 2

      I'll leave the science out of it, this a purely ad hominem response; the fact that you think that you can boil this argument down to a fucking paragraph makes me severely doubt you.

      If I'm going to go the scientific route, I should doubt, "the science" up until I can replicate and understand the experiments that lead you to this belief. Unfortunately I'm a lazy, overworked developer who has about zero chance of actually doing that. So I'm going to have to settle for picking a side in the culture war. Religious authoritarians or anti-establishment philosophers. I know which side I'm on.

      Please god, don't boil me alive.

    86. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Need moar data

    87. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps without GW/CC the high temperatures would have been 4 or 5 degrees lower.

    88. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The La Nina last year (2010/2011) was the warmest La Nina year ever measured. It's still too early to tell where 2011/2012 will fall but the indications are that the current La Nina will peter out over the next 2 or so months.

    89. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Just to be pedantic it's the cow belches that produce the most methane, not their farts. It has to do with the predigestion of their food in the rumen.

    90. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brazil isn't small.

    91. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      This civilization does not know a way to exist without burning oil or coal.

      You lack imagination. Energy is energy. More solar energy pours down on the planet in a few hours than humans use in a whole year. We didn't get as far as we have by sticking with the old ways of doing things.

      Solar and wind are proven technologies. The only thing standing in their way is economics. There was a coal plant project recently that was cancelled because at the rate the cost solar PV is dropping it will be cheaper than coal by the time the plant got built.

      I'm not against nuclear power but it's an awful expensive way to produce electricity and the lead times are so long. I'm not sure it will be able to compete with solar and wind in another decade.

    92. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Evtim · · Score: 1

      And perhaps to explain why after the winter the temperature jumped within a week from minus ten to plus twentyfive. In eastern Europe that is.
      Having information from three generations the mutual conclusion of my family is that the weather is more unstable and unpredictable.
      Dude, really..... it's simple termodinamics. Grow up....

    93. Re:Completely inexplicable... by ryanov · · Score: 2

      I don't understand what difference it makes what kind of person the person delivering an important message is. I mean, I do, but I can't come up with a reason that doesn't make the person with that attitude a whiny bitch.

    94. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Poe's Law strikes again.

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    95. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sperbels · · Score: 2

      Anyone with a lick of sense knows that ceasing net carbon emissions will be a 30-50 year process.

      Nothing this big would happen according to plan or sense. Once you've proven climate change is man made, and that the consequences of it outweigh the consequences of transforming the world to some alternative energy source, there will be very strong pressure to change things. Lawyers will sue major carbon producers. Politicians will face massive pressure from their constituency to speed the process. Power structures will shift. The middle east would be faced with a loss of their biggest export and source of political power. There are major consequences if the powers that be admit that global warming is "real", regardless of whether it is or not.

    96. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 5, Informative

      You lack imagination. Energy is energy. More solar energy pours down on the planet in a few hours than humans use in a whole year. We didn't get as far as we have by sticking with the old ways of doing things.

      I have some imagination - I need it for work, I'm an engineer working with electronics. Yes, we have lots of energy - and we can't capture it. Without capturing energy efficiently we can't use it. Solar and wind are enormously expensive; solar is also very poisonous, since manufacturing of pure silicon requires lots of nasty chemicals.

      You should not discount economics. For example, you are taking a bus to school every day. But starting tomorrow someone way above you and me decided that buses are polluting and you should walk or use your bicycle. The only problem is (for example) that you have only one leg and you can't do any of the above at any reasonable efficiency level. You can't spend a week to crawl to the school. You don't have money to pay someone to carry you there, unless you stop eating. What are your choices? This is the problem that invariably occurs when the cart is placed in front of the horse.

      The same problem exists everywhere else. Imagine that starting tomorrow coal and gas plants stop making energy. Cost of energy goes through the roof. As result you can't cook food at home! What are your options? Making a fire on the kitchen floor with your philosophy books?

      I'm glad that you know of a coal power plant that is more expensive - for whatever reason - than solar. (I have 6 kW of solar panels at my house, by the way.) However failures of solar power are far more common, even despite huge injections of public money into those projects (see Solyndra.) The reason for that is simply that solar panels today are not very efficient. Will they become better? Probably, over time. Maybe even soon. But today we can capture very little of the energy that is coming down.

      You need to consider also the weather. Not every region is suitable for solar power. Not every region is suitable for wind either. The energy is out there, but it's very costly to mine it. I have sun here, but wind is either 0 (for most of the year) or 60 mph for a few days in winter; in both cases the windmill would have to be shut down; it would be completely useless to me.

      In the end, a hungry man needs his daily food. You cannot tell him that he should eat only every other day - even though food is available - because food on odd days is "unclean." But that's what green advocates are doing. The goal is good since I can't imagine an advanced society of Star Trek type that burns coal to power its spaceships. But we cannot implement the program until the program becomes viable. We cannot destroy the world in order to save it.

      I'm not against nuclear power but it's an awful expensive way to produce electricity and the lead times are so long. I'm not sure it will be able to compete with solar and wind in another decade.

      Nuclear power is very competitive with these sources right now. We do not need to guess what will be 10 or 20 years in the future. Today's nuclear reactors by that time will be ready for decommissioning, and then we can decide what to do, and we will have all the up to date information. Guessing today is pointless. What is not pointless is running all the reactors that you got. Each operating reactor prevents burning of a mountain of coal!

      I would understand if UN, for example, or some other worldwide organization, set up a research institute that would focus on the new energy sources, collection and storage methods. But that's not what happened. Instead we have con men like Al Gore that are cutting coupons from useless "carbon credit" trade. Essentially, rich countries are supposed to pay money to poor countries because those poor countries don't pollute that much. Please tell me how this helps develop new technologies? All that we have here is producers being given another haircut, and the proceeds are given to tinpot dictators in banana

    97. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sique · · Score: 2

      If it's a thread to every major economic player, then in terms of competition, it levels the playing field, right? Somehow it sounds to me as if we just go forward in playing the big final game despite the fact that both teams went down with fever and cough, diarrhoe and headaches. But because the final game is so important for the season, we call the people warning about the teams being sick "infection alarmists".

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    98. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Of course the earth has existed through all those massive changes. And we call those points in the past, where those massive changes happened, "extinction events" for some reason. Yes, the earth will make it through the next, man-made change too. Yes, the biosphere as a whole will make it through. But there is some doubt that mankind and especially the current civilisation will make it through. It's not about "saving the earth", it's about saving us.

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    99. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Europe has record breaking cold so they can say it over there.

      Don't worry, Europe had a few cold days in an on average pretty mild winter.

      That means, that despite the record breaking cold at some times the winter was warmer than on average - how high above average all the other days need to be for that?

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    100. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagining that tomorrow that coal and gas plants stop making energy is a straw man. They will be phased out as alternative energy sources come on line. As I said it will take time to transform our energy systems.

      Your bus scenario is an example of your lack of imagination. How about if instead of stopping the bus service you replace it with a hybrid bus that gets 20% better fuel mileage? Then in 15 years when it wears out you replace it with a bus that only needs batteries to run its route. The longest journey begins with the first step.

    101. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mbkennel · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the professional atmospheric physics community (say people who are members of the American Geophysical Union, attend the conferences and regularly publish papers), it was sometime in the early 90's that nearly everybody was convinced.

    102. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mbkennel · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's true. HOwever, an appreciable amount of carbon which was out of the climate system for a hundred million years (and made things damn hot when it was in the atmosphere), was never suddenly inserted in the environment in a tiny time scale geologically and substantial magnitude.

    103. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi! it's the international community calling! also it's 2012, so if you would be so kind as to use units of measurement which make sense to the rest of the world, I mean, it's hardly difficult to use the metric system and I would go as far to say it's easier.

      plus, it doesnt result in spacecraft being accidentally smashed into planets.

      kthxbye!

    104. Re:Completely inexplicable... by master_p · · Score: 1

      That the Sun has a slightly decreased output does not mean Earth would be cooler. In fact, it might make some areas of Earth hotter, while making other areas of Earth cooler.

      Maybe Chicago is too hot for this time of year, compared to all previous years, but perhaps this change is local, and perhaps another place,that was hot this time of year is actually cooler now.

      And all this could be the result of the Sun's slightly decreased output, that has altered Earth's delicate balance in unpredictable ways.

    105. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      That the warming was going on, that warming was going on and CO2 was the cause, or that warming was going on, CO2 was the cause and it was going to cause us problems?

    106. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

      Caused by Chemtrail!

    107. Re:Completely inexplicable... by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Plants ahead of schedule... more time for them to suck CO2 out of the air. Nature is trying...

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    108. Re:Completely inexplicable... by JWW · · Score: 2

      I just kinda have to respond to this.

      A chemical reaction is used to get energy out of a fuel. A by-product of that reaction is a greenhouse gas.

      But, your stating that some energy comes out of the reaction and the rest of the energy is thrown into the sky????

      The by-product of the reaction that generates the energy is the issue here. Efficiency losses on energy conversion has nothing to do with the reactions by-products impact on the makeup of the atmosphere.

    109. Re:Completely inexplicable... by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 2

      It's called Pascal's wager. Look it up. According to it, it's cheaper to believe in a god that doesn't exist than to not believe in Him and risk being punished to Hell.

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    110. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go:

      As I posted earlier, in some suburban areas of Chicago, it was 101D today. (that is 35 degrees Delisle above average, for nearly 10 days now)

      For some perspective, if it was as much above average in Chicago in July as it currently is now, the daily high temperature would be 70D, with an overnight low of 98D, for over a week.

    111. Re:Completely inexplicable... by rich_hudds · · Score: 1

      Pascal's wager is dumb. You can't force yourself to believe something because you've decided to, you either do or you don't.

      You can pretend to believe in God because you've thought about the possibility of Hell, but any God that can send you to Hell for not believing in him but can't tell that you're pretending is even sillier an idea than Hell in the first place.

      If there is a God, and who knows maybe there is, I doubt he's concerned about whether I believe in him.

    112. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brazil and argentina are also big...

    113. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Wow. Well, we had temperatures as low as 460Ra in January, admittedly after a December that rarely saw the 165D or below, but today it's almost 20Ré and I guess we'll get to close to 25Ro before the end of the month.

      Makes sense? No? But maybe it illustrates how easy temperatures are to compare if you use different scales.

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    114. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Atheists don't believe in hell either. What a silly argument.

      Given the trends in climate change, atheists might have to amend that belief... :)

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    115. Re:Completely inexplicable... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >There is actually a good reason. Because ceasing all carbon emissions would be an (absolute) economic catastrophe, but dealing with the slow changes of global warming might not be.

      That's a reason to doubt some suggested responses to the science. Not a reason to doubt the science itself. The science predicts global warming as a result of pollution. You only have a reason to doub the science if
      1) You have reason to doubt that warming will happen
      2) You have reason to doubt pollution is the cause

      The deniers have come up with lots of answers to those but all of it have been thoroughly debunked -none hold any scientific credibility.

      The economic impact of ending the pollution is something to consider - and the ideal is to find a way to end the pollution with minimal economic impact - but that has absolutely NO bearing on the validity of the scientific conclusions, only on how we REACT to those conclusions.

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    116. Re:Completely inexplicable... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >Yes. We can form beliefs about things based on our beliefs in the consequences of not doing so. Example: Believing in god because you'll go to hell if you don't.

      Argumentum ad consequentiam - a fallacy.
      The consequences of something being true is not relevant to the likelihood of it being true.

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    117. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      It's not the energy from the burning of the fossil fuels, it's the energy trapped by the CO2 released. The fossil fuel is burned once, the CO2 released from the burning enters the atmosphere and prevents heat from escaping every day for thousands of years. It's the increase in the heat trapping effect of Greenhouse gases that drives global warming.

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    118. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Solar flares have little to no effect on our climate. For more details, I'd refer you to this post by Phil Plait (BadAstronomer): http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/06/17/are-we-headed-for-a-new-ice-age/

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    119. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tbannist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, Pascal's wager is tragically flawed. Pascal was creating a justification to pretend to believe in God. The true wager would require much more than 4 squares because you have Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism as major religions. That's before we start dipping into the minors and silly religions. After all, it's technically possible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Invisible Pink Unicorn or even Scientology could be true. Thus Pascal's wager only works for people who are already Christian because they will already "know" that all the other possibilities are false. It sort of the defeats the supposed purpose of the wager, though.

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    120. Re:Completely inexplicable... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      More-over we are actually encouraging people to ride buses. If just half the cars that get on the road each day with a single passenger (many of them fuel heavy vehicles that can carry as many as 10) stood in their garages most of the time while their drivers were taking the bus that would be a massive cut in CO2.

      One of the biggest pushes from the green side in this matter has been IMPROVED public transport, to achieve just that goal. In about 2 months time a dedicated-lane high-speed bus (similar to S.F.'s BART) will be running a route that starts half a block from my house and ends at the front door of my office. From that day on - I will drive my car to work only if I have to go somewhere else during the day (very rare). The rest of the time I'll use the bus. It's cheaper (much), greener (much), faster (by almost 30 minutes on a 45 minute commute) and more convenient. Instead of sitting in traffic praying some idiot doesn't run a red-light and ram me... I get to relax on a dedicated lane with no other traffic and I can whip out my laptop and actually work, or read a good book...
      It's a win-win all the way. But the deniers hate things like that, because tax-money was spent to build the bus-lane.

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    121. Re:Completely inexplicable... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Which is completely irrelevant to the point being made. But lets divert to ranting atheists!

    122. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I actually had a different theory dating back to 2000 (even posted about it on /. way back),
      when I noticed there could be a third axis to the planet, making shifts as we go along to the main axis...
      so imagine we shifted a few degrees, then london would be where paris was, etc....depending on which way the shifting was happening and how many degrees (although I feel 1 or 2 % maximum), this theory of mine was picked up somewhere along 2005 by some scientific people who claim they found the degree to which there is a shifting was occurring....after that I stopped caring, and reserved myself to knowing that change was imminent, and resistance was futile...

    123. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      The cut backs could be managed in a way that there is minimal impact of the economy, however, like many dangerous diseases, the long we wait to begin treatment the more painful the cure will be.

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    124. Re:Completely inexplicable... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      He is talking about Pascal's Wager as applied to climatology. Someone more versed in philosophy than I could tell us if Pascal was being facetious (Well, the classical philosophers were mostly insane, so maybe Pascal was serious about this as well.) However I think the GP actually is serious on this.

      The problem with this argument (as well as Pascal's), is that there are more than 2 options. It is not "God exists" or "God doesn't exist". it is "Which of the dozens of major religions is correct." In which case the wager fails, and you might as well believe what you feel is true rather than cower before one of the invisible men in the sky.

      The same is true for climate change. Which mechanism is causing the change? Before we try to fix things on a grand scale and run the risk of choosing wrongly, lets figure out what is actually going on with the climate first.

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    125. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      i forgot to mention that this shift is so inconspicuous and small that you would not notice it except for maybe over hundreds or even thousands of years...
      so earliest records would be tough to show such shifting as no one would have noticed it back then to log it.....although the stars would be a great indicator...but at 1% per 1000 years, it would seem tough to see if the big dipper shifted much...

    126. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      It makes me think about how sometimes we have a solar system orbit, but we also are inside a galaxy that itself has its own gravity and spin....
      how much of the solar system's orbit affects its own planets?

    127. Re:Completely inexplicable... by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

      If it's a thread to every major economic player, then in terms of competition, it levels the playing field, right? Somehow it sounds to me as if we just go forward in playing the big final game despite the fact that both teams went down with fever and cough, diarrhoe and headaches. But because the final game is so important for the season, we call the people warning about the teams being sick "infection alarmists".

      Sounds similar to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_commons

      Additional problems are caused by other countries trying to build up their industries to catch up to the already industrialized countries. If we are already at the limit of what the planet can handle, then it implies that some countries will have to reduce emissions so that other countries can increase their emissions.

      Since this probably means less money for the wealthy, they will do everything they can to prevent scaling back, ie: "It's not hurting the planet/This will cause economic disaster/etc". Unless someone figures out a way to take the political clout of the wealthy elite, then we're screwed.

    128. Re:Completely inexplicable... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It's a reverse bitch. YOU're the one being screwed.

      Climate change is the fever you caught while screwing Gaia.

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    129. Re:Completely inexplicable... by yotto · · Score: 1

      Or as we call it in the midwestern US, "February."

      Except this year. I went disc golfing yesterday and almost got sunburned.

    130. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look at what climate scientists say, global warming will cause some areas to be warmer and some colder, some wetter and some dryer.

      However, I think this years anomalous weather probably has more to do with the El Nino and La Nina cycles than climate change.

      And "winter into summer?" Where? We had a very mild winter this year and record high temperatures in March (the last 4 days broke records here), but in the summer it gets in the nineties. I doubt I'll ever see ninety degrees in February here. The headline was a gross exageration.

    131. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Gablar · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the mass and energy. We extract 30,000,000 barrels of substance from the ground every single day. It doesn't matter the way we change that substance, it ends up in the surface or in the atmosphere, be it plastics, heat, kinetic energy, or any sorts of matter that we throw up in the air. The point is that we are taking a huge amount of atoms from under the earth and launching a huge amount of them to the atmosphere. It will definitely have an impact it doesn't matter in what form.

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    132. Re:Completely inexplicable... by adonoman · · Score: 1

      Brutal? That's a nice winter temperature in northern Canada. Try -45C for a change. -20C will seem quite warm.

      ... Brutal? That's a nice winter temperature in Antarctica. Try -80C for a change. -45 will seem quite warm.

      Temperatures are all relative to what an area is equipped to deal with. When we hit -20C in January, everyone is out toboganning and snow-mobiling with ease, because we have the clothes and acclimitization to handle that kind of cold with ease, and we're enjoying the reprieve from -30 the week before. Our houses are built with triple-pane windows, and have furnaces that can belt out the needed BTUs to keep a house comfortably warm all winter. If you dropped that kind of cold on Florida, the entire economy would shut down, people would be huddled around whatever fires they could find, and there would be deaths from exposure and CO poisoning everywhere.

    133. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we DID have a theory that could explain this. Especially the nearly complete halt of warming over the last 10-15 years (depending on which area of the atmosphere you look at). Only the land based thermometers still show any warming, and GISS has admitted that less than 25% of their stations meet the minimum standards for accuracy.

      http://www.drroyspencer.com/wp-content/uploads/UAH_LT_current.gif Michael Mann himself said there was no statistical warming in the UAH lower trop data set for the last 15 years.

    134. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it appears Europe has been having a relatively mild winter until this cold snap came in and caught people unprepared.
      boston.com/bigpicture/2012/02/extreme_cold_weather_hits_euro.html

    135. Re:Completely inexplicable... by webheaded · · Score: 1

      You know what else I wonder about though? What about all the pollution? No one seems to mention that. How about everyone take a trip down to Los Angeles? Or even better...drive into LA. You tell me that thick fucking cloud of disgusting pollution you can see, smell, and feel on you as you drive in doesn't make you want to do things a little differently. I live in Phoenix and while we're already starting to get bad, I'm disgusted every time I drive into LA. It LITERALLY burns your eyes a bit at first as you're driving in. My first thoughts driving in to LA the first time were "jesus look at the brown cloud floating up there...the fuck is that?" They have a pollution advisory basically in permanent effect. We get those now and again in Phoenix (they tell you to carpool today because the pollution is bad) but not like LA. I can't think of a more perfect example to illustrate how much we're harming our environment.

      Global warming is bad too but shouldn't that go hand in hand with the pollution we're making? Isn't it getting bad enough to address?

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    136. Re:Completely inexplicable... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Hah! Never heard of that before, kind of sad that it's not obvious nowadays (parody btw).

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    137. Re:Completely inexplicable... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The by-product of the reaction that generates the energy is the issue here. Efficiency losses on energy conversion has nothing to do with the reactions by-products impact on the makeup of the atmosphere.

      Of course they do. Conversion losses mean that you need to burn more fuel to get the same amount of energy, which produces more by-products, which makes the impact bigger.

      For a practical example, see this graph about steam engine efficiency: if you need to produce a megajoule of energy, a modern steam engine needs just a tiny fraction of coal to produce it than the first steam engines did, and thus also produces just a tiny fraction of CO2 as a byproduct.

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    138. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The debate is irrelevant. Humans can only live in a narrow spectrum of the climate that the Earth can dish out. We should be concerned with the cause only so far as it will help us determine how to keep the climate in an acceptable range for our habitation.

    139. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. Nobody argues with climate change. The debate is over MAN-MADE climate change. The climate has changed dozens of times through heating and cooling periods throughout history.

      And coincidentally the particular argument taken by the 'against' side has changed dozens of times through the past few decades.

    140. Re:Completely inexplicable... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Assuming for a moment that you are correct about that number, 1% is HUGE on a global scale. The earth is a big energy sink rubber band (dynamic) kind of thing. Regularly adding 1% will change the dynamics sooner or later.

    141. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Gablar · · Score: 1

      Ok did the math and your right, the percentage in volume of oil compared to the volume of the earth atmosphere is minuscule.

      barrel of oil to KM^3= 1.58^(-10)
      BPD=30,000,000
      days in a year=365
      years of sustained production of oil=?? ( it really doesn't mater what the total is it wont be significant enough but I chose 30 just for fun)

      1.58^(-10)*3000000*365*30=51 km^3

        The atmosphere has an estimated volume in the 10^12 km^3 range, so 51 km^3 is indeed insignificant (as far as my argument goes)

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    142. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There was nothing record breaking in the last winter in europe. Except that it still was "unusually warm".

      This winter had a few days that where *nearly* as cold as they should be. While the previous 12 - 15 years such *as cold as it should be* days where very rare. Now we had a few more cold days than we had last years, that is all. Neither the temperature nor the duration of the cold periods where in any way special or even record breaking.

      If I recall correctly the coldest temperature at my town in "this winter" was -17 degrees celsius (at night). Around 1975 the typical temperature was between -20 and -30 (at night) during february.

      Why are people not getting it? Global warming means that winters are warmer. Now we have one winter that is not even coming close to temperatures that are "normal" they all shout: look it is cold.

      WTF: no, it is still not cold. The duration of coldness, the amount of snow, the bottom temperature peaks etc. are all far far far less than they used to be and "should be".

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    143. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      -20? Try moving up to Winnipeg for a winter. You'll be out enjoying the sun at -20.

      Try -40. As the 'high' for the day. Without taking the windchill into account.

    144. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      La Nina is a weather cooling effect, not a warming effect.
      "Arctic Oscillation" is a variation in temperature for no apparent reason (or unknown reason). Claiming it is *not* caused by global warming is kinda silly.

      Finally: Chicago is in central north america. That is supposed to be so called "continental climate". Neither La Nina nor any ocean/arctic (current) oscillation would have a big effect on it, both are far to far away.

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    145. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No, there is no debate about man made climate change. If you have ideas why the CO2 level matches so nicely our CO2 output and it is _not_ our CO2; or in other words if you think our CO2 got removed somehow and _natural_ CO2 replaced it, then explain us those 2 mystery effects ...

      Go ahead please.

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    146. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      If the planet would shift along some mysterious 3rd axis (after all it only has one, so I wonder what is about the second) ... then the GPS satellites still would be on their old orbits.

      In other words if London would shift towards Paris, your car navigation system would believe you are in PAris while you actually are in London.

      I guess even the dumpest ass would realize immediately that his navi is working incorrectly ...

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    147. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      This warm season actually doesn't have as much to do with Global Warming/Climate Change as it has to do with a double whammy of La Nina and an Arctic Oscillation. The former brought unusually warm weather while the latter kept the colder, arctic air away from us. The combination of the two warming effects gave us a warm, relatively snowless winter.

      This isn't to say that GW/CC isn't real. Just that this winter is explained by other forces at play.

      True. However one consequence of GW/CC is that temperature goes to either extreme far more often. So while you'e completely correct, the effect of GW/CC would be to make places that would've just had a cold winter have an even colder one (hello Europe!) and places that would've just been somewhat warmer be much hotter (hello eastern North America with your summer temperatures!).

      So all GW/CC can conclusively be proven to do is make matters worse. I wouldn't blame GW/CC for this, just for the extremes we're seeing. So while colder places might be warmer due to GW/CC, it's likely that the winters will be much colder, and summers much warmer.

      Of course, posting from the west coast, where we haven't had to break out the A/C in winter, yet.

    148. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you need to be specific.

      Are you talking about the 1800*? when there where 4 volcanic eruption in '12-13, then then a massive one in '15 that resulted in 2-3 years of cold temperatures?

      *deniers like to say the 1800s where colder, you can't explain that! But it was really only 3 years, and it is very explainable.

      The temperature never 'just changes' there is always an event. The magnitude of the event depend on the amount of energy change, and length of the event, and how fast it's effects can be removed. So a large volcanoe will change the weather for a short time, then most of the dust settles back down.

      We are experiencing an event of increased CO2. Anyone who denies the increase in CO2 should be ignored and removed for all science discussions. It's a fact.
      This is an increasing effect over very long time. 100 years, or so, and more and more gets put into the air every year. again, this is a provable fact.
      We have so much CO2 because humans are putting it all into the atmosphere. again, fact.

      Co2 traps heat, again fact.

      Humans causing global climate change- scientific theory. Sure, maybe something else is happening...but highly unlikely. when other reason have been brought forth, it turned out they didn't fit the data and were dismissed.

      NO one says it's the only thing that can ever change the temperature, only that it's doing it this time. AS humans, we could begin allowing it down, and possible even removing it's effects; but as long as politician refuse science, and as long as people feel they can do what ever they want because their god will protect them, nothing can be done.

      One it become run away, the inevitability is: we will become extinct.
      So we are lucky in that we could actual change this event. It would take massive cooperation, and, yes as long as people are simply denying the science, or think some magic cure will fall from heaven we will need a government mandate and regulation to support long term goals.

      I believe that we still have a lot of low hanging fruit we could take care of with no or little impact to are daily lives. But people do things from habit and cause their 'merican

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    149. Re:Completely inexplicable... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      That's neat.

      But your inability to convert them on the fly, does not mean it is that hard for everyone. Personally, I have no problem switching back and forth between units of measurement. I was able to convert the OPs numbers on the fly, and compare them to my measurements in a different scale(the one they were physically measured in) with no problem at all. Your shortcomings are not the worlds problems, they are yours. Stop blaming others for your lack of ability.

    150. Re:Completely inexplicable... by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Where do you see a call to cease all carbon emissions? An effective strategy would be multi-pronged.

        * Reduced growth (in population and in consumption) -- read up on the exponential function to understand why this is important
        * Greater efficiency in energy conversion
        * More use of renewable energy sources
        * Various forms of sequestration (including reforestation)

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    151. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since the temperature variation is ontop of normal known cycles, then yes it's CO2.

      The suns is relatively stable when talking about the climate over the last 100 or so year.

      Changing in the Sun do NOT match the temperature increase overall. In fact, in years where temperature would normal be lightly cooler do to the incredibly small output change from the sun, temperatures leveled off, but did NOT decrease.

      We would know if the sun was the cause of the temperature increase. It's been studied, it isn't the cause. It would be trivially easy to see if it was the Sun. Either let it go and realize there is more to it, or bring forth new hypothesis scientists can look at.

      I know I am repeating myself, but I want to be very clear:
      Yes, the Sun effects the weather and climate on the earth. Only an idiot would think other wise; however climate temperature increase as been happening on top of suns activity.

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    152. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Stop. there was no need to pollute* this argument with religion. He should.
      I am an atheist, but really lets not turn this into something else. please?

      *HA!

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    153. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you might want to read up more on Pascal's wager.. and why it's bullshit.

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    154. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the wager also assumes that God is a fucking moron and you can trick your way into heaven by doing rituals.

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    155. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except the firing people who deny have people spending millions of dollars lying to people, changing facts, and have a voice in the media every day.

      SO there nonsense can't be ignored, it has to be shown why they are wrong. How many people think Climate change is false because Rush L. keeps spouting lies and logical fallacy?

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    156. Re:Completely inexplicable... by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      This source is just part of the carbon cycle. Cows aren't sucking petroleum out of the depths of the Earth and converting it to greenhouse gases. True though that methane is a worse g.g. than the CO2 that plants remove from the atmosphere -- but IIRC it also is not as long-lived.

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    157. Re:Completely inexplicable... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But even that could be avoided. Emerging countries don't need to go through the same polluting measures early riser went through.

      The US, China, Europe, could start teaching them to use Solar and 4th gen nuclear plants. Show emerging villages how to use wind and help with the infrastructure.

      We should mandate solar panels on new homes. That will drive further research into better panels. and will will start to shave are usage down. IT will mean home DESIGNED for solar panels; which will also reduce the price.

      Yes, I do know it's not sunny all the time; but if you are looking for a solution the magical replaces all need for power, then you need to rethink the stance.

      Pollution and climate does not give a shit about are arbitrary map lines.

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    158. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      El Nino

    159. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's nice and dandy, and I have zero problem converting between cm and inch in real time, owing it to me actually NEEDING it due to the mil still being the standard for microelectronics and me living in a country that uses the metric system for everything else.

      Fahrenheit, otoh, I never need. For anything. There is no good reason for me to know it better than Delisle or Réaumur which are on par in importance for me: Zero.

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    160. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You know what else I wonder about though? What about all the pollution? No one seems to mention that. How about everyone take a trip down to Los Angeles? Or even better...drive into LA. You tell me that thick fucking cloud of disgusting pollution you can see, smell, and feel on you as you drive in doesn't make you want to do things a little differently.

      What's more is I've talked to several people who lived in L.A. back in the 80s and they say it was far worse and makes the air there today seems like the purest country air. One of them didn't even understand what I was talking about when I called the current air quality shit.

      How fucking disgusting must L.A. of the 80s been? No wonder California decided to start implementing tighter emissions controls. And it sounds like it worked!

      Global warming is bad too but shouldn't that go hand in hand with the pollution we're making? Isn't it getting bad enough to address?

      The overlap between people who are against doing anything about global warming, and are also against doing anything about pollution in general, is huge. Depressing, I know.

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    161. Re:Completely inexplicable... by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      And Peak Oil has been fracked out of existence for the foreseeable future.

      Ah, I see. While that sentence in itself is true, we should note that we haven't experienced Peak Oil yet, because we're desperately extracting oil from resources like oil sands and oil shale - something so extraordinary expensive to do in the 70s that every oil company CEO would have laughed his ass off, if you even slightly hinted at the possibility.

      Fast forward to today and even oil extracted in this very inefficient manner is worth selling. Conclusion: the resource oil has become so scarce, therefore - with still raising demand - the price for it so high, that it makes sense economically.

    162. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Or SUVs. Unless the dinosaurs were more advanced than we thought.

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    163. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      bq. but the pro-science side has data much longer than 100 years

      And here it is, pages 4-8,12-16

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    164. Re:Completely inexplicable... by ViperOrel · · Score: 1

      Unless that God demands you cut off important body parts or social connections in which case it's very expensive.

    165. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      > when the physics does a very good job of explaining the current climate

      I am a physicist by education and by character. In physics "doing a very good job of explaining" means not only explaining, but also predicting and predicting good.

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    166. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Spoke · · Score: 1

      Solar and wind are enormously expensive

      Only because the externalities of burning fossil fuels are not paid for by those selling and/or burning fossil fuels. Even then - wind power is already cheaper than many fossil fuels and solar is rapidly lowering costs.

      manufacturing of pure silicon requires lots of nasty chemicals

      PV grade silicon does not require nasty chemicals to produce - it can be produced using metallurgical methods - but then this silicon can't also be used for computer chips which does require very high grade silicon. Regardless - it's not difficult to ensure that those nasty chemicals that are used are handled properly such that risks from using them are minimal.

      However failures of solar power are far more common, even despite huge injections of public money into those projects (see Solyndra.) The reason for that is simply that solar panels today are not very efficient.

      Huh? You are comparing an industry which is over a century old to an industry which is only recently achieving levels of scale to become economical? I've got news for you - there will be more large scale business failures and consolidation in the PV industry in the next 5 years. This is expected as PV reaches the point where it is a commodity product and only businesses with large economies of scale deliver the majority of the market (just like any other major industry today).

      Efficiency of solar panels is not the issue or cause of these business failures. A highly competitive PV market is. Today's typical 15% efficient solar panels are more than efficient enough to be useful - after all - since you have 6 kW of PV you know very well how those panels are able to generate enough electricity to power your entire household's annual consumption. Never mind that you can already buy panels over 20% efficient - at added cost per watt of course - which is why most people go with the lower efficiency, less expensive panels.

      The main issue is the cost to produce those panels which is dropping quite rapidly - quite a bit more rapidly than expected thanks to massive amounts of silicon manufacturing capacity which has come online in the last 2 years - which is also what led to Solyndra's demise yet made them look promising 4 years ago. And you probably have room to double the size of your PV array - but the cost currently keeps you from doing that.

    167. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd much rather have an economic catastrophe than an environmental one. You think giving up fossil fuels is bad, what about your great grandchildren's economic disaster when Miami and New York are under water and Phoenix has 150 degree days?

      It's pretty damned selfish to not think of future generations. But I expect no less than selfishness from anyone who worships money.

    168. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      The world has 2 axis already, the daily one, and the yearly one.....just to ramp you up.
      Second, the gps works on satellites that use the poles as their markers, where you would also have shifting (as if london shifts, so does paris, and so do the poles, so technically the satellites would not be off as you mention they would...)
      Third, I am the dumbest ass to have bothered to correct you...

    169. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mapkinase · · Score: 2

      > at some point you have to say, "Yeah, that's probably right."

      That's not an important point. Important point is "How high is the probability of being right to justify amount of given effort/money/etc"

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    170. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brutal!? You don't know the MEANING of brutal until you've heard the story of Culture Three! How brutal WAS Culture Three you ask? Culture Three was SO brutal that they maimed, tortured, enslaved, and in general brutalized...THEMSELVES!

      You see, Culture Two had made a virtue of stoic resistance to pain, stubborn fortitude, that sort of thing. So when Culture Three came around, they had a problem. How were they going to impress everyone as being EVEN TOUGHER? Their answer? They would arrive at a battle, stand on a tall hill where everyone could see them, and chop off one of their own limbs! Then they'd wave it around, screaming and shaking it at their enemies.

      It worked! It scared the hell out of their opponents! They ran like crazy! You could tell who was a real war hero back then by how few arms or legs he had left. War parades were quite different too. Instead of sturdy old warriors walking slowly past the reviewing stands, they tended to roll, and at a good clip, too. To you, an inferior alien, this may seem bluntly stupid - the product of a sick, primitive society. SNORT! You couldn't be more right! Culture Three was, as you can well understand, only the third Thraddash Culture and was therefore far from tempered perfection you have encountered here and now.

    171. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Sir+Foxx · · Score: 1

      you mean the *fact* of La Nina and arctic oscillation on top of each other, which has happened many, many times in history? This isn't global warming/climate change, sorry pal

      Who you calling pal, dude?

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    172. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      We do have impact on the climate and it happened in the past. Rivers were turned, sparrows were exterminated, seas were dried, butterflies turned black...

      The only question is how much, how much we can do, how fast it is going to happen, what are pros and cons.

      It's stupid to think that climate change will affect the whole population the whole inhabited area in the same negative way. Some areas would become more inhabitable for humans. Rate is the crucial issue. If it happens too fast, no matter how more favorable some areas will become, the impact of some areas becoming uninhabitable will supersede the favors of other areas.

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    173. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Anyone who talks about the inevitability of runaway should be removed from the discussion. Please point me to some serious literature on that, I don't think anyone respectable is even claiming a runaway is plausible.

      I was talking about these by the way:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dansgaard-Oeschger_event

    174. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(and made things damn hot when it was in the atmosphere)"
      -citation please

    175. Re:Completely inexplicable... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Doubt science because of economics?

      Economics is a religion to those who worship money. Any science that challenges or threatens their little green god must be wrong!

    176. Re:Completely inexplicable... by kukulcan · · Score: 1

      I also live in Europe and we also had a winter to tell our grandchildren about. Since 21st December we've had exactly 1 (one) day of rain. And in the Autumn we've had maybe 5-6 days of rain (though one of those was a deluge).

    177. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um no and no. it was 87F yesterday (the 21st) at the highest around Chicago (Gary was warmer at 88F). 87F didn't even beat the record high for March (it isn't THAT hot just more than normal.) How the hell do you think -10C is "a warm night for a Chicago winter"? That's pretty damn cold even at night, warm would be around freezing.

      P.S. Be thankful I put that one C temp in there and that I'm just too lazy to convert it.

    178. Re:Completely inexplicable... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I think it is all about water vapor feedbacks.

    179. Re:Completely inexplicable... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      hey, it's a superior standard to ntsc

    180. Re:Completely inexplicable... by fritsd · · Score: 1

      If you warm up a blanket in winter, and then put it on your bed and go to sleep under it, it's naïve to believe that you stay nicely warm in bed because of the residual heat of warming that blanket before use.
      CO2 is a blanket.

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    181. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 1

      How about if instead of stopping the bus service you replace it with a hybrid bus that gets 20% better fuel mileage?

      Hey, it's a contrived scenario to illustrate a situation.

      In practice you might just as well go the full hog and replace the diesel-burning bus with a trolleybus. I rode a lot in those in my earlier days.

      But the problem remains of "where will the energy come from?" As more and more vehicles are converted to electric energy you need more of that electric energy. I don't think solar or wind installations are even capable of satisfying the demand; they are better as auxiliary generators due to cost and specific environmental requirements.

    182. Re:Completely inexplicable... by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Jerk!

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    183. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 1

      The main issue is the cost to produce those panels which is dropping quite rapidly - quite a bit more rapidly than expected thanks to massive amounts of silicon manufacturing capacity which has come online in the last 2 years - which is also what led to Solyndra's demise yet made them look promising 4 years ago

      Solyndra failed because their efficiency/price ratio was not good enough to compete. If they had 100% efficient panels then they could charge quite a lot of money for them, and people would be gladly paying.

      Some say that it also illustrated lack of competitiveness of US-based industries. Solyndra's employees were all living as kings, compared to Chinese workers - but by local standards they were only paid enough to live. A small apartment in SV will cost you $1,500/mo but the same living arrangements in China may be far cheaper (not everywhere, of course.)

      And you probably have room to double the size of your PV array - but the cost currently keeps you from doing that.

      Yes, I have lots of room on the hillside, I could have installed 10x more. But not only there is no government incentive for me to do that, there is a PUNISHMENT that the government inflicts upon me for having "too much power."

      The punishment is that when you consume energy you are paying retail rates, they are high. When however the electrons go in the opposite direction the rules of the game suddenly change, and you are paid at power plant rates - which are far lower. In essence, if you have overproduction of energy by the end of the year you might just as well forget about any revenue from it.

      Generators are paying less because that money covers their costs and reasonable profit. The utility charges more because it needs to cover their own costs (the grid) and reasonable profits. As a generator, I am indeed using the grid to deliver the power, so I can understand where they are coming from. However the larger objective of the society - to promote installation of solar panels by every household - suffers terribly because the homeowner is disincentivized to buy larger solar panels in hope of serving his neighbors. Good deeds will always be punished!

      So, who benefits from this pay structure? The generator does not really care at this time, they are counting in gigawatts. The PV system owner loses. The utility gains. Yes, if you buy large solar panels then you put your money in pockets of the electric company. They get energy right at the point of consumption, and they get it at dirt cheap rates! No need to incur losses by transporting it over thousands of miles; no need to sign long-term contracts. They have the PV system owner over the barrel on this. Want to make the future green? Fix that, make the prices the same in both directions. The fee for using the grid is actually listed separately on the bill, and PV owners pay it every month regardless of how much they produce. That should remain. But the cost of pure energy should be equal, to consume and to produce. Otherwise if I overproduce it will take me 75 to 100 years to break even - and the PV system is only expected to work for 25 years. In other words it will never be profitable. The government should either put up or shut up.

    184. Re:Completely inexplicable... by black3d · · Score: 1

      The counter to that is generally natural forest fires, which occur less frequently with our intervention. In Australia where I live, a single largle uncontrolled forest fire puts as much CO2 into the atmosphere as ALL of our industry and vehicles on the road, annually. We have several of these a year.

      And consider, most large forest fires we do our best to extinguish, and year round perform backburns and create fire breaks to make limit the extent of forest fires as much as possible. If naturally occurring forest fires were left to burn unchecked across the country, our pollution-based CO2 output would barely be a blip on the screen. I've only looked at the stats for Australia though, and I'm sure the pollution levels in LA are far worse than our busiest cities. And really, pollution is far worse because of the other chemicals it contains. Really, I'm just pointing out that pollution (in Australia) isn't even close to being the major contributor to CO2 in the atmosphere.

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    185. Re:Completely inexplicable... by black3d · · Score: 1

      The CO2 levels don't match our CO2 output. The level of CO2 in the atmosphere is several magnitudes higher than our output. If you're referring simply to the increase in CO2 levels matching our CO2 output, it doesn't either. Simplified graphics of arrows with numbers in them claiming to be representative of the worldwide CO2 release and capture, made by proponents of specific agenda, isn't factual. BTW, melting-ice caps release far more CO2 then most countries. So, are they melting because of man-made CO2 or is this circular? Will enough CO2 release trigger a cooling period and subsequent capture, as in previous geological periods?

      Or, a simpler way of asking the question - are you claiming that if all man-made sources of CO2 were removed, would the planet no longer go through warming/cooling cycles as it did before man existed? If so, where is the logic in that claim? Is it simply the acceleration of such cycles that you're concerned about or are you really claiming that the only climate change that can exist now is man-made?

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    186. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Spoke · · Score: 1

      Solyndra failed because their efficiency/price ratio was not good enough to compete. If they had 100% efficient panels then they could charge quite a lot of money for them, and people would be gladly paying.

      No, they failed because their energy/price ratio was too high. Even if they could produce 50% efficient panels instead of 10% efficient panels, most wouldn't pay the price premium their product commanded. (Never mind that 100% is not physically possible - their tech was probably only capable of 30% in theory at most) Why? Because space isn't an issue. Would you pay 2-3x more for their panels to save a bit of roof-top space? Their only unique feature was that their "panels" were light and wind resistant - meaning that they could be installed more quickly, more easily and on more roofs where conventional panels would require more labor intensive installs and can't be used at all on warehouse roofs because they are not strong enough.

      The government doesn't inflict anything on you for having "too much power". It's the utility company, a private company who doesn't want you generating your own power because that directly eats away at their profits!

      That said - most reasonable states have net-metering laws which force the utilities to compensate customers for full retail price of their energy. Most of these are written so that you can use the grid as a battery essentially for at least a year.

      Yes - if you generate more energy than you use over a year - the utility will typically only compensate you at wholesale electricity rates rather than retail. But this seems somewhat fair as the utility needs to pay for maintenance of your share of the distribution grid - and with PV systems prices falling like they are, soon everyone in your neighborhood will have their own PV system.

      The only way to get the utility companies to do anything different is to get your representatives to write laws to force them to change. Claiming it's the governments fault without doing anything isn't going to get you anywhere.

    187. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, someone just described the general scientific method,with specific reference to climate change science. Very well put.

    188. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 1

      The government doesn't inflict anything on you for having "too much power". It's the utility company, a private company who doesn't want you generating your own power because that directly eats away at their profits!

      I have read their feeble excuses just a few months ago when they sent me a letter telling me why they are keeping all the money. They said that they do so "due to the state law." What they didn't mention is that they purchased that law.

      You can read about AB 920 here, for example. Prior to that bill the utility owned the excess power outright. The bill is an improvement, but it contains specific language that allows utilities to continue pocketing energy that is generated locally. If I produce excess 3 kW and my neighbor needs 3 kW then the utility is not even involved ... but they are earning money on that transaction.

      But this seems somewhat fair as the utility needs to pay for maintenance of your share of the distribution grid

      I pay for that as a separate line item on the bill. It is about $15/mo. They don't charge per kWh that I consume, so they shouldn't do that when I produce.

      The only way to get the utility companies to do anything different is to get your representatives to write laws to force them to change.

      They did that already. To change the law I need to send more money to Sacramento than PG&E did. I'm not that rich.

      It's the utility company, a private company who doesn't want you generating your own power because that directly eats away at their profits!

      Well, that brings us back to my original conclusion. What is it that we, as the society, want - to have PV or not to have PV? Because you can't expect millions of homeowners to take their meager savings and put them into utility company's pockets. If an economic activity is not profitable it will not happen. The government sits on its hands and appears to be perfectly happy with things as they are - because it knows which side its bread is buttered on.

    189. Re:Completely inexplicable... by zz5555 · · Score: 1

      Umm, yeah. Burning fossil fuels adds 1% and the extra CO2 in the atmosphere adds 100 times that much. You do see that the additional energy coming from burning fossil fuels is only noise compared to the energy added by the extra CO2 in the atmosphere, right? Thinking otherwise would be like dropping 100 lbs on someone and then dropping 1 lb on them and then saying that is was the 1 lb weight that killed them.

    190. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Spoke · · Score: 1

      I pay for that as a separate line item on the bill. It is about $15/mo.

      That is typically a simple "connection fee" and is used to cover costs of managing your account - this is not used towards Your electrical rate has energy and distribution charges. It looks like you are in California - by law utilities are not allowed to profit on energy charges, only distribution charges. Your typical residential rate has these charges combined into a single per-kWh cost.

      The government sits on its hands and appears to be perfectly happy with things as they are - because it knows which side its bread is buttered on.

      It's pretty clear that you've given up already. But hey - at least the Intarwebs is a good place to vent and at least pretend you know what you're talking about without actually doing anything about it.

    191. Re:Completely inexplicable... by swalve · · Score: 1

      The atmosphere is not a static system, it is a dynamic one and in such systems, small changes can result in large effects.

    192. Re:Completely inexplicable... by tftp · · Score: 1

      That is typically a simple "connection fee" and is used to cover costs of managing your account - this is not used towards Your electrical rate has energy and distribution charges.

      No, it's all spelled out. Here is what it actually says on a typical monthly bill:

      • Distribution: $12.00
      • Public Purpose Programs: $0.19
      • Nuclear Decommissioning: $0.01
      • Generation: $0.63

      Since the connection is all I need to serve power to my neighbors I see no problem here. My negative power consumption is shown in negative dollars. All I want is this amount. It's even OK if they want 5% off of that. But they want 75% of it. This makes PV generation a loss. Why again should I install more PV panels?

      It's pretty clear that you've given up already.

      I'm not going to start a political party, if that's what you are wondering about. If nobody wants the energy that my PV system generates then they simply won't get it. I'm using this energy for heating now, and I will be running A/C in the summer (even though I don't have to.) The balance will be brought close to zero by the end of the next true-up period.

    193. Re:Completely inexplicable... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Of course solar and wind are capable of satisfying the demand. It will just take a time to build them up to that point. After all we've been building up the fossil fuel infrastructure for over 100 years.

    194. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Your* bus scenario shows your lack of knowledge. Hybrids are a dead end and a marketing gimmick. It's already been proven that the energy used in the production of a Toyota Prius, for example, is more than an average car by so much, that its lifetime energy savings will never recoup this energy. Hybrids are designed to meet fleet fuel economy requirements and to make hipsters feel better.

      The current greenhouse gas strategy is pennywise and pound foolish. We target the low end consumer consumption with no plan to deal with the heavy duty sources. In fact, Western agricultural practices might be a bigger issue than cars.

    195. Re:Completely inexplicable... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      I have these thoughts. For a few years we have been hearing of the ice caps melting. Polar bears and other mammals (seals, bears, etc), are having problems to feed.

      At some point, if we think of weather we had as being on the edge of a precipice, this is the year we went over the edge. I am wondering about the coming summer in the mid-west. Will the people take vacations in the northern states or come to visit Canada.

      Your states are also going to have water shortages. All because of the automobile and too many humans in too confined a space.

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    196. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't global temperature records for the past 10/50/100/500/1000000000 years graphed all over the web for people to look at? why is it some people seem to think past temperatures from 100 years ago are a complete mystery?

    197. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole believe-in-god-and-go-to-heaven meme fails the sanity test, badly. Assume the worst sinner ever. He gets hit by a stray meteorite, dies instantly, spends eternity in hell. His twin brother, equally evil, standing next to him gets a glancing blow from the same meteorite, lives long enough to repent to his local shaman/priest/imam/rabbi, with full sincerity since hell is staring him in the face, and he spends eternity in heaven. Boy, that's some reward for that 30 seconds of faith. But wait! They revived him! So he's back from heaven, his newborn religious convictions naturally fade rapidly, and he's back to sinning; so no more heaven for him, it's gonna be hell. Gee, he was much more holy when he was dead.

      No sane concept of reward/punishment could operate on a basis such as this. Wiser heads than I have long ago pointed out that in general, the choice of infinite suffering or infinite joy, for eternity, is rather too much to hinge on the flawed deeds and motives of a mere mortal human. Thus the concept of God's grace, Jesus dies for your sins, etc.; heaven (you can leave out the whole hell side of the argument without any loss of generality) therefore must be granted only as a pure gift from God, not earned by our feeble efforts. Which immediately gets tacked onto: and to win this grace, you must believe correctly! Let me put it this way: how many times can the Mafia bigwig sincerely confess and repent for all the horrible things he did since his last confession, before the church stops giving him a get out of hell free card? No limit? And you want the organization which codifies such nonsensical rules to be able to judge what medical services will be available to their employees, on the basis of morality?

    198. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suck my dick faggot

    199. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The CO2 levels match our output.

      If you think otherwise prove it.

      Natural cold/warm cycles have nothing to do with our CO2 output, so your point makes no sense.

      Yes, we all know, except you it seems, that the current climate change is COMPLETELY man made.

      All natural effects we have right now would lead to a COOLING, but instead of those it still gets warmer.

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    200. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Never seen a more dumb post.

      So, the GPS satellites, know where the poles are, ah ha! And how do they know that?

      We have a daily axis and a yearly axis, wow ... since when? Do you even know what an axis is?

      Regarding the shifting ... no comment, read the first line *facepalm*

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    201. Re:Completely inexplicable... by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      I live in Europe and we did have a pretty good cold spell, but it was not a record. If you go back 60 years, this happened frequently. At the turn of the century and well into th 20th century, it was common to be able to skate everywhere on the channels in Holland.

      The general trend is undeniably warming and at a pace which is undeniably much quicker than it has ever happened before. Nature can adjust and will adjust over time, but at this pace, our support system won't last. In 1000 years there will still be life on this planet, I'm sure, but I doubt it will be human.

    202. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a soldier in Afghanistan. We just had the record low-temperature March in Bagram. If only we had a theory that could explain why....

    203. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cap and trade is a perfectly reasonable way of allocating an artificial limit on an emission, the big problems are the picking of winners to replace the coal and oil plants and the carbon credit scheme. The green fad renewables are not the only suitable replacements and giving people money to plant trees is right up there in on the hubris scale. Most of the currently economical generation systems are still thermal based. Fission is a proven technology, fusion is probably coming around the EOL of new fission construction and even if it isn't that soon we have millennia of fissile isotopes available at any conceivable burn rate.

      No reason not to provide funding for R&D, but it's not critical to do so. Some of the renewable schemes show promise, solar thermal is great at scale, the only problems are cooling water supply and the unpleasant character of molten sodium. PV is getting more economical every year and wind has enough adherents to find its niche without subsidies. Tidal and wave are interesting but, like hydro, are locality dependent. Subsidize trials, award prizes but don't give money away and hope that the receiver will make thermal generation obsolete.

    204. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I cant throw my pearls to swine....

      My profession - http://www.bujinkan.com/

    205. Re:Completely inexplicable... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Obviously my previous comment did not let you red something about physics.
      So a small thought experiment: you have one satellites circling the earth. Its closest point to the earth is 10 degrees besides the north pole.
      Now with some magic you turn the earth upside down, earth is turing into the opposite direction, the south pole is where the north pole was ...
      How does the satellite orbit behave now? (And regardless what you may think, also explain: And why does the satellite this? Perhaps that makes it more clear for you :D )
      Well if you are a ninja teacher then no wonder you are more for myth than for science :D

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    206. Re:Completely inexplicable... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Lets say I give you some truth, and treat you like I would a friend of mine, and actually care what you have to say....
      I would still say, "my sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating"....

      profession -

    207. Re:Completely inexplicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not accurate data recorded with reliable scientific instruments at the time, you don't. You have what are essentially guesses from ice cores.

  3. so it was hot for a few days in March? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The headline is a bit sensational for what was essentially a heat wave.

    Yeah it might be newsworthy that there were record highs, but the seasons haven't suddenly reversed themselves.

    1. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headline didn't imply a reversal of seasons. It implied a one way shift.

    2. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by King+InuYasha · · Score: 2

      Nature has balance. What is worrying is what will be the consequences of this week-long stint of a heat wave. Likely, we'll see a week-long cold wave sometime in April.

    3. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will likely be huge consequences, both economically and ecologically.

    4. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Although the heat this past week was exceptional, the entire winter has been unusually warm. We haven't had more than three consecutive days with snow on the ground here (Western NY) in more than 12 months.

    5. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Knowing my luck, it will be right before my planned trip out of town and will bring a record 3 foot snowfall that keeps all planes grounded for a week.

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    6. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      And a nasty tornado outbreak when the weather flips.

    7. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Give it time

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    8. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by T+Murphy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (I live in the Chicago area, and have for 16 years)

      We already barely had a winter- there were plenty of days in the 40s and 50s, temperatures never dipped below 0, and then to end it we get weeks of 60s and then 80s, when normally we would be getting highs in the 40s right now. If it was just a heat wave out of nowhere, I would agree with you, but unusual warmth has been the trend for months (while until now we hadn't been setting day-to-day temperature records, we have consistently been well above average). While nominally the explanation is the Arctic Oscillation plus La Nina, this "winter" does seem unprecedented (I have to wonder how much global warming is affecting the strength of these effects).

      If you want more information about records set, you can poke around here. We have been setting a variety of records related to continued high temperatures.

    9. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by T+Murphy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      To add some actual statistics:

      This past winter's average temperature was 32.8 degrees, 6.4 degrees above the current winter average of 26.4. It is unusual for a Chicago winter to average above freezing, occurring in just 13 of 142 Chicago winters dating to 1870-71, less than 10 percent of the time.

      Adding to that trend of warm temperatures, the average temperature this March through the 18th was 50.4, over a typical average of 34.3, and well exceeding the previous record of 47.5. As the records have continued, we may well set a record for most consecutive record highs, in addition to hitting 85 sooner than ever recorded, and getting more days in the 80s in March than has ever been recorded in April.

      Source.

    10. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      /Was/ a heat wave? Still is.

    11. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by repapetilto · · Score: 0

      And there has been record cold in Europe... so what is your point?

    12. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headline is a bit sensational for what was essentially a heat wave.

      Yeah it might be newsworthy that there were record highs, but the seasons haven't suddenly reversed themselves.

      Uh, yeah that's because the planet hasn't shifted on its axis, which is the only thing which would make the seasons "reverse themselves".

    13. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      No kidding. I'm Australian, but I leave my hot summer here to go to Wisconsin each year for Christmas (have done this every year for over a decade, have family there). It's in Chicago that I get off the plane (not enduring a 6 hours layover and paying some obscene price for a 20 minute long connecting flight to Appleton, after I've already spent 3 grand and 24 hours getting to ORD).

      Normally it's quite an experience leaving on a nice summer morning, landing in the Midwestern winter and taking that first step out of the airport. That rush of cold air feels amazing when you haven't felt it in a year.

      Well this year I arrived and walked quite happily across the parking lot at ORD to the car in the same light t-shirt that I left Australia in and felt completely comfortable (since it was in the freaking 50s). Now you do get days like that in WI/IL every winter, sure. But it stayed like that the whole month I was there. We had one tiny little snowfall of less than an inch just before Xmas, but that was about it. Certainly was an unusually mild winter - at times it would have been warm even for a winter at home.)

    14. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by ixnaay · · Score: 1

      I'm flying out for a 2 week vacation in April, I'm assuming we will get a season's worth of snow the day of the flight as well. (New Hampshire - only real snow this year was just before Halloween).

    15. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      One, it is a notable weather trend for the area, whetever the implications for it (i.e. it is newsworthy in of itself). Second, global warming may well be an aggravating factor in both the Midwest's heat and Europe's cold - as warming may impact various phenomena it will be interesting to see how much change we see in climate trends, both in changes to typical weather and variability.

      Then again, this might just be a fluke and have nothing to do with global warming, we just will have to see.

    16. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      are you aware the global climate change is global? and the Europe is in a whole different part of the world then Chicago?

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    17. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Sounds fine to me. I just think there are a lot of drones here posting: "See it's warming! I was right".

      Everyone should know this is a crappy argument by now.

    18. Re:so it was hot for a few days in March? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that Climate /= Weather? Climate is about 30 year trends.

  4. Ottawa in March by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is quite tolerable this week. It's warmer here than in California and I am glad.

    1. Re:Ottawa in March by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      As a San Francisco resident, I'm confused by your comparison to California weather. You mean it's not cold and foggy in Ottawa?

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    2. Re:Ottawa in March by BergZ · · Score: 1

      A co-worker recently observed that people are sweating in their shorts and t-shirts while running next to the still partially frozen Ottawa canal.

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  5. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally all of those CFC's I've been spraying have paid off. Its too bitter cold in Chicago anyway.

    1. Re:Finally... by gVibe · · Score: 1

      I will give ya a non-religious AMEN! to that.

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    2. Re:Finally... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget your sunscreen to protect you from the ultraviolet rays the ozone you destroyed failed to block.

  6. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, the scientific consensus is that global warming is happening and that man is contributing toward it.

    Not all theories and consequent predictions are correct and complete - in most areas of science this is accepted calmly and rationally, but in this one it's suddenly proof that the whole premise is wrong. Kinda like saying evolution is a crock of shit just because one piece of fossil evidence isn't fully explained by a previous assumption. Not that I've ever seen global-warming deniers as any more rational than evolution-deniers, but they tend to find it hard to see themselves that way.

  7. News For Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Localized weather stories are now considered news for nerds??!! What the fuck?
    Is Slashdot next going to post when the summer equinox is coming, or when the first snowball in Peoria is happening?

    This place is really turning to shit.

    1. Re:News For Nerds??!! by webnut77 · · Score: 1

      It's a troll story. Cue the hot debate in 3.. 2.. 1..

    2. Re:News For Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, they might as well just change their motto to "News for people that get out of the house" at this fucking point. It's all going down the drain.

    3. Re:News For Nerds??!! by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      localized, to the eastern half of North America.

    4. Re:News For Nerds??!! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Localized? Well, I suppose, it only affects 300 million people. You have to admit, though, it was nice of us to contain it at the northern border so it won't affec Canada.

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  8. Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by haruchai · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's becoming more and more clear that we're in for a rough ride - and we're all to blame.

    The sad truth is that those who are least responsible will suffer the most.

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    1. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Weather has always been variable. In my town a record 5 feet of snow fell in just one storm during the 1950s, which stranded people in their homes for many days (they couldn't open their doors). That record still stands. Vice-versa other records from the 1960s show that 1964,65,66 had unusally warm winters with barely any snow. The weather was just as extreme in the past as the present.

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    2. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron if you think this has anything to do with anything.

      Weather changes. Other parts of the world were much colder than normal, offsetting the heating in other parts. This is due to completely normal shifting weather patterns.

    3. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by haruchai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Take a good look at this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Enso-global-temp-anomalies.png Look at the 1960s, look at the long term trend. A few hot years or some unbroken records are just a blip. albeit of some significance. But it's the GLOBAL trend, not periodic local extremes that are of deepening concern. Meterologist Stu Ostro stopped being a skeptic - here's his (very long) take on what changed his mind: http://i.imwx.com/web/multimedia/images/blog/StuOstro_GWweather_latestupdate.pdf

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    4. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      There's nothing normal about the weather patterns we're seeing - and it's going to get worse.

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    5. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Would it be normal if the temp rose 8 C in 50 years?

    6. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      The global average temperature? That would change our world DRAMATICALLY. The informed speculation is that we're on course for about 6C by 2100 - and that's considered catastrophic. I think the number is too high but even half of that would be a radical change on the global scale. Mark Lynas / National Geographic made a book / film about that level of change but I haven't seen or read that yet.

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    7. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      If you trust the proxy data, it has happened before:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dansgaard-Oeschger_event

    8. Re:Wilder, wackier weather to become the norm? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      You probably mean Bond Events as Dansgaard-Oeschgers happen during glacial periods.
      And Bond Events are not always accompanied by definitive global climate change.

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  9. And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be hot by mr_exit · · Score: 5, Informative

    And in the southern Hemisphere, We've had one of the coldest and wettest summers on record in New Zealand.

    But you only hear about climate change when people are hot.....

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  10. groundhog meteorologists by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 4, Funny

    you can all blame the ring leader of the Weather Underground, Punxsutawney Phil, for spreading propaganda that would deceive you into thinking winter was staying another 6 weeks. it's eco-psycho-terrorism! in our soil!

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    1. Re:groundhog meteorologists by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I know, we should kidnap Phil and drive into an abandoned quarry taking him with us in a massive fireball! No more conspiracy!

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  11. Not everywhere by Lije+Baley · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's effing cold in Seattle. Snowing every other day it seems. I want to be warm and dry.

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    1. Re:Not everywhere by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Snowed today in Portland, OR. And yesterday. Unheard-of at this time of year. I remember hearing that last year was the first on record with no 90 degree days. I suspect we're in for a cold summer this year as well.

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    2. Re:Not everywhere by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      >It's effing cold in Seattle...

      Yeah? And what else is new?

      >I want it to be warm and dry...

      I suggest you move to Saudi Arabia.

    3. Re:Not everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, in West Michigan, I haven't worn a jacket in nearly 10 days, and I work the night shift, so am out and about during the lows, not the highs.

      Also, the last two days we've beaten our record temperatures by FIFTEEN degrees!

    4. Re:Not everywhere by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and you live in Seattle?

      A few years ago, I spent a week in Seattle in July. The weather was great--sunny and warm. Everyone was talking about how I picked a great week to visit. I told them I didn't notice it because we'd had the same kind of weather for the last 4 months in Southern California.

      They seemed to get upset by that. I don't know why...

    5. Re:Not everywhere by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 1

      Well, at least I'll have my memories of Chicago winter to keep me warm after I move there next week. It's way warmer than Seattle is cold right now.

    6. Re:Not everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming was too mainstream...

    7. Re:Not everywhere by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      This... When even the wetsiders are complaining about the cold and the rain, you *know* it's bad.

    8. Re:Not everywhere by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      According to the article, what you're seeing is the result of a huge high pressure zone, which although unusually large, is still local weather. You'll revert to your regularly scheduled weather, I think, when it finally breaks up.

      On the other hand, what I'm seeing here since 1989 is a warming trend in the nineties, followed by a cooling trend starting approx 2003. There are a lot of tells; the amount of wood I need for the winter has been steadily increasing, an increasing number of below-forty days and snow days, (especially this year) year-long temperature averages below average, and on the mountain they measured snow in inches in the nineties, and now they measure in feet.

      Whether one is "weather" and the other is "climate" or they're both "weather" remains to be seen.

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  12. Cue Chicken little...... by Lumpy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sorry but we see this kind of pattern every 10-12 years. in 1995 we had a very unseasonably warm winter followed by a march that was in the 60's and 70's I remember at LEAST 4 times in my 46 years of life having a very mild winter followed by a unseasonably warm later winter early spring.

    But That's ok, I've already got a buttload of "ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING!!!" idiots going off around me. Sorry kiddies, this is not global warming, just a freak coincidence of just the right conditions. Maybe if people actually paid attention to their life they would have noticed this stuff.

    Oh and dont go off your nuts when it snows in June... Mother nature is a bitch when she teases like this.

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    1. Re:Cue Chicken little...... by cwebster · · Score: 1

      The degree to which we've had a warm dry winter and a hot spring is only represented by 2 years in the last 140 or so. While this pattern may be more common, it usually isn't this amplified. If this year plays out like the two analogs we should have a milder may. In any case I'd look for the trough in the Midwest to end up as a cutoff low over the east and bring a little relief.

  13. Rochester and Boston for sure by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I'm from Rochester, NY and I was in Boston last weekend; it's particularly warm in both places.

    this is almost surreal

    It's around St. Patrick's Day, so the green is fitting
    normally Rochester March heat wave means 50
    we didn't set our clocks ahead an hour, we set them ahead an entire season

    In the words of Monty Python, this is getting silly.

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    1. Re:Rochester and Boston for sure by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      it was a little ridiculous. we turned the air conditioner on the week before st patrick's day.... if we wanted days of 80F+ temps in mid-march, we'd still be living in south texas or florida, not the upper midwest. we moved to get away from the heat and get back to having four seasons.. this year, winter was a joke, spring was like a week long, and the snowiest month of the year has had none.. NONE, not even any snowcover leftover from the months before.

    2. Re:Rochester and Boston for sure by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      the relative lack of snow was nice, but now it's too hot too soon.
      yeah, mid-March and I'm thinking about air conditioners (we use window units, I'd need to get them out of the garage and put them back in)

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  14. Cue the Warmists... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "The sky is falling! Proof of global warming!"

    Here's something to ponder - the past two summers were some of the coldest ever recorded in the Pacific Northwest. The last 10 years have seen a reversal of the global warming trend. We are undeniably in a decade-long chill at this point in time. Even desert areas (not "drought ares") in Australia are getting drenched with torrential rains which is extremely unusual there.

    It's time to relax, sit back, flip the lights on, rev that engine, and stop worrying about this boogie-man called AGW. Much better to concentrate our efforts at fighting industrial pollution involving actual poison, not carbon dioxide.

    1. Re:Cue the Warmists... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1, Informative

      Cue the deniers.

      Fact is this is La Nina in action.

    2. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of all Global Warming bullshit... if you think La Nina affects the Great Lakes region, well, you're just an idiot.

    3. Re:Cue the Warmists... by SpeZek · · Score: 1
      "The last 10 years have seen a reversal of the global warming trend. We are undeniably in a decade-long chill at this point in time."

      Whaaaaaa?

      The last 10 years contain most of the hottest years on record.

    4. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think it doesn't you're an idiot.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/01/120119152001.htm

    5. Re:Cue the Warmists... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      La Nina does not affect the Great Lakes region. It is a west coast phenomenon, and corresponds to a LOWER than usual ocean temperature at a distance pretty far south from the US coast.

      During a period of La Niña, the sea surface temperature across the equatorial Eastern Central Pacific Ocean will be lower than normal by 3–5 C. ... In the United States, an episode of La Niña is defined as a period of at least 5 months of La Niña conditions.

      As for Global Warming, I think statistics and physics have proven quite nicely much of these climate change theories are on the right track. The planet is getting warmer overall - it's a fact. That's not to say the ice caps will melt and New York will be underwater next week, or the movie 2012 will come to pass. It just means the atmosphere surrounding the planet earth is getting hotter. Make of this what you will.

      You can call others deniers, but to deny proven scientific fact and then tell someone else they're denying the truth is just silly.

      I don't, however, believe there is anything we can do about it at this point. Might as well hang on and invest in a good air conditioner...and then heater when we inevitably dip back into an ice age.

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    6. Re:Cue the Warmists... by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that if you throw away the data that shows warming, there's no data that shows warming? Because you believe the data has been fudged, it's necessary to fudge the data back to the "true" numbers?

      The punchline is "...science!"

    7. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The sky is falling! Proof of global warming!"

      Here's something to ponder - the past two summers were some of the coldest ever recorded in the Pacific Northwest. The last 10 years have seen a reversal of the global warming trend. We are undeniably in a decade-long chill at this point in time. Even desert areas (not "drought ares") in Australia are getting drenched with torrential rains which is extremely unusual there.

      It's time to relax, sit back, flip the lights on, rev that engine, and stop worrying about this boogie-man called AGW. Much better to concentrate our efforts at fighting industrial pollution involving actual poison, not carbon dioxide.

      Turning the lights off when not in use and driving less will also reduce the levels of "actual poison" dumped into our atmosphere as well as CO2.

      And while it it may have been cold in the PNW, it hasn't been in the Midwest where we've had very little precipitation of any kind since July. We had several days of triple digit heat in Minneapolis this past summer while in a normal year we may have one or none at all. That after record snow falls last winter.

      As I recall Texas and Oklahoma also had record heat last summer.

    8. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a lifelong resident of the Great Lakes region, I'm afraid I have to tell you that you're wrong. La Nina DOES affect us - just not directly. It affects the weather patterns that push around the jet stream, which affects the weather around Minnesota/Wisconsin/Michigan.

      El Nino does one thing to our winters. La Nina does another. Frankly, neither is great, but they do make winters interesting.

    9. Re:Cue the Warmists... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      if we throw away the data that shows warming near man-made warmers, yes. you're waking up, the CRU is a propoganda organ of those with an agenda

    10. Re:Cue the Warmists... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      No, throw away the data from stations that are clearly positioned to give a 10-15 degree warmer reading than the nearest known good station. Throw out the stations that are placed directly under hot air exhaust vents and throw out the stations that are in the middle of asphalt parking lots.

      Another fun deception is gridding. Just look at one great example - Chile. All the reporting stations are high up in the dessert, where the climate is extremely hot much of the year, without exception. They do not take one single reading from the much cooler coastal areas. This is how they intend to trick dumb people like yourself.

    11. Re:Cue the Warmists... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      El Nino//La Nina has global effects. They're just more subtle the further away from the Pacific Ocean you are.

    12. Re:Cue the Warmists... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Compare the data near "man-made warmers" to other data stations and you will see different temperatures but the temperatures trends will be similar. It's not at absolute temperature we're measuring here but how it's changing over time.

    13. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      La Niña (and El Niño) affect us all the way across in Europe. It'll sure as hell affect you in the Great Lakes region. It causes the jetstream's path to change, and this affects the track of low pressure systems over most of the northern hemisphere.

    14. Re:Cue the Warmists... by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 1

      What does it matter that the stations are in the desert? What's important is not the absolute temperature that a station records, but its variance over time, and I believe that the desert perfectly satisfies your demand that the stations should not be anywhere near people and their filthy heating habits.

      Practically, your first paragraph demands that weather stations should not be near people, and the second that they should not be where there are no people. You're either a very misguided individual or a very subtle troll, and Poe's Law makes me unable to decide which.

    15. Re:Cue the Warmists... by Terwin · · Score: 1

      As for Global Warming, I think statistics and physics have proven quite nicely much of these climate change theories are on the right track. The planet is getting warmer overall - it's a fact. That's not to say the ice caps will melt [...]

      Why not?
      There were no ice-caps in the times of the dinosaurs and with the warm wet climate there was a huge amount of biological diversity.

      Might as well hang on and invest in a good air conditioner...and then heater when we inevitably dip back into an ice age.

      We have been in an ice-age for the whole of human history, it would be nice to get warmer again.
      "Glaciologically, ice age implies the presence of extensive ice sheets in the northern and southern hemispheres.[1] By this definition, we are still in the ice age that began at the start of the Pleistocene epoch, because the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets still exist." from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

      Too much of our water is locked up in ice and these cold temperatures limit the useful productivity of our main energy harvesting system(chlorophyll).
      The fact that this ice-age seems to go on for ever may just be our short human memory, and perhaps it is related to the gradual decline in the amount of carbon in the atmosphere since the middle of the mesozoic. ( http://www.biocab.org/carbon_dioxide_geological_timescale.html )

      In any case, while melting the ice-caps would no doubt be a substantial blow to a lot of infrastructure, we as humans would adapt and go on. Also, once the planet has warmed up a little we should have a veritable explosion in vegetative productivity and then general biological diversity as there is more and more energy available so that species that are less efficient can still procreate thus increasing the amount of genetic drift.

    16. Re:Cue the Warmists... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, when you through away the data from the "poorly situated" stations, the global warming signal becomes stronger. Turns out those stations have been adjusted downwards to counteract the bias, but because their temperatures are partly driven by fairly constant nearby man-made sources they actually under report the warming trend. At least that was the conclusion from the "sceptic" (Koch brothers) funded BEST report.

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    17. Re:Cue the Warmists... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      The issue is that new stations are being added to hot areas of the globe, and locally hot areas, and that data is then compared to earlier data from reporting stations that are not in such hot spots, with the purpose of creating a story of global warming.

      If you throw out the CRUd and calculate the global average temperatures using well known, long term fixed stations, you will see that we are in a decade+ long cooling trend right now.

      If they put these stations up in the middle of parking lots and under air conditioning vents, and never ever compared the data they receive from these questionable weather stations with older data, you might have a point.

  15. Yea, it's "just a few hot days"... by Cazekiel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in October, I was writing 'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!' in the snow, having a chuckle. I stopped laughing when a storm blew in so fierce, so heavy, that it took out the entire Western MA. area's electricity. We were without power for a week, almost exactly. The snow was already heavy, but the fact that trees still had leaves on their branches added to the weight. Entire limbs--or just entire trees were everywhere. It was a spooky time, and it's only getting spookier. I should NOT be sweltering at work while wearing shorts, which is how it went yesterday. Anyone saying "so what, it's a heatwave" doesn't come from New England. We're used to crazy-assed weather, but this has got us all stumped.

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  16. And yet... by KermodeBear · · Score: 0

    And yet last year saw some of the coldest temperatures we've had in a very long time. But I didn't see people screaming OMG GLOBAL FREEZING!!1!!1! back then.

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    1. Re:And yet... by Nugoo · · Score: 2

      Guess you weren't watching Fox.

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    2. Re:And yet... by artor3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And yet last year saw some of the coldest temperatures we've had in a very long time. But I didn't see people screaming OMG GLOBAL FREEZING!!1!!1! back then.

      That's because the people who understand global warming are smart enough to know that a single season doesn't mean anything on its own. It's the deniers who, every goddamned winter, come out of the woodwork with their childlike taunts: "If the Earth's getting warmer, then why is it currently cold outside!?"

      Isn't it funny that this winter they all seem to understand that one point doesn't make a line? Sadly, I'm sure that by next year they will have forgotten all about this, and will point to the first snowflake as proof that the Earth is unchanged.

    3. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet nothing in the summary mentions or even alludes to global warming, perhaps because some of us are capable of understanding that weather != climate. In fact, unusually cold weather may be part of climate destabilization and global warming. Please read up on the topic if you care to comment on it.

    4. Re:And yet... by giorgist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Weather and climate are not the same words.

      Think

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    5. Re:And yet... by LordLucless · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's the deniers who, every goddamned winter, come out of the woodwork with their childlike taunts: "If the Earth's getting warmer, then why is it currently cold outside!?"

      And the warmists, who every time a cyclone hits, come out crying that it wouldn't have happened, if only you'd let them tax you more for your sinful energy consumption.

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    6. Re:And yet... by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      Not hardly. It's usually the "warmers" and TV reporters who are most vocal:

      "This is proof of global warming." Or "the record 3 feets of snow [in 2008] is proof of global warming." Or "Washington DC will definitely get less snow." (Al Gore while promoting his movie). Or "In another ten years, Britain's children may not know what snow is." (said in 2001 by the UK weather bureau chief)

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    7. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At that time you heard "weather is not climate." Over and over.

      Guess that's inappropriate now.

    8. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the 'warmists', as you call them, do that. It's just the deniers claiming that they do

    9. Re:And yet... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Informative

      And yet last year saw some of the coldest temperatures we've had in a very long time. But I didn't see people screaming OMG GLOBAL FREEZING!!1!!1! back then.

      Several years ago, when the changes were starting to get wide attention, people realized that it was extreme weather on both ends and changed the description from "warming" to "climate change". We've had several unusual winters, it's obvious that the phenomenon is not limited to higher temperatures.

      And last year I do remember news stories on the unusual winter where people questioned if the global climate change was responsible.

      The root of the problem is that global average temperatures are increasing, but since that also contributes to unusual cold snaps then it doesn't help the discussion to call it global warming if every idiot who gets cold uses that as evidence that global warming is not happening. Extreme weather changes on both ends are both symptoms of global warming. You only need to look at a graph of global average temperature over a long period to figure out that it is currently spiking.

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    10. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 if I could

    11. Re:And yet... by jrifkin · · Score: 2

      And the warmists, who every time a cyclone hits, come out crying that it wouldn't have happened, if only you'd let them tax you more for your sinful energy consumption.

      I'm sorry. Was that parody? My sarcasm meter doesn't work well in the heat.

    12. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV reporters? They don't count. They say whatever they're paid to say, and it can flip back and forth from story to story.

      But if you've never noticed pundits loudly proclaiming that "Global Warming is a Fraud" to exceed all the hysteria you allege, you'll probably need to do some more looking.

    13. Re:And yet... by artor3 · · Score: 2

      Google image search: "global warming cartoon"
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    14. Re:And yet... by zz5555 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Several years ago, when the changes were starting to get wide attention, people realized that it was extreme weather on both ends and changed the description from "warming" to "climate change".

      While I agree with most of your points, I thought I'd point out that this is a common misconception. In fact, both terms came into usage at about the same time (http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/climate_by_any_other_name.html ). Climate change refers to all effects of the changing climate (ocean acidification, droughts, floods, changes in short term weather events, long term temperature changes, etc.). Global warming only refers to the general trend in surface temperature. So global warming is, and always has been, just a subset of climate change.

    15. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the people who understand global warming are smart enough to know that a single season doesn't mean anything on its own.

      That's the way it always is: the people on my side of the argument are all the smart ones! The people on the other side of the argument are the stupid ones!

      Please proceed to the voting booth now.

    16. Re:And yet... by LordLucless · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:And yet... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's the deniers who, every goddamned winter, come out of the woodwork with their childlike taunts

      This is your personal bias showing. Otherwise you would have seen that, even when it is cold, non-scientist warmists are still taking it as a sign of global warming. If it's too warm, it's a sign of global warming. If it's too cold, it's a sign of global warming.

      You might want to look at whatever process is making you think that only people who disagree with you act like idiots.

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    18. Re:And yet... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But I didn't see people screaming OMG GLOBAL FREEZING!!1!!1! back then.

      If you'd looked, you would have seen people saying it was caused by global warming.

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    19. Re:And yet... by artor3 · · Score: 1

      What you said:
      "And the warmists, who every time a cyclone hits, come out crying that it wouldn't have happened, if only you'd let them tax you more for your sinful energy consumption."

      What your articles say:

      A major climate study in 2010 based on the results of a range of computer models concluded there was likely to be a substantial increase in the number of storms in the severe category range of 3 to 5, with 5 being the maximum.

        Overall, storms would be between 2 and 11 percent more intense by 2100 and rainfall would increase about 20 percent near the centre, it predicted.

      The study also found that, with the exception of the Atlantic, there might be a drop in the number of storms in the Pacific and around Australia, but the storms that did form would tend to be more dangerous.

      Can you really not see the difference? On the denier side, you have people who are literally saying "It's cold outside, therefore global warming is false." On the other side, you have people running simulations and making falsifiable predictions. But rather than actually discuss the science, you come back at them by putting words in their mouths, saying things like "sinful energy consumption".

      Scientists aren't saying every cyclone is proof of global warming. They aren't saying that your energy consumption is "sinful". Those are lies that you are telling, in an attempt to make them look bad.

    20. Re:And yet... by Tancred · · Score: 2

      Note that "sin" is not a scientific concept. The religious stuff is generally on the other side.

      We've figured out that our fossil fuel burning is causing an unwanted effect on our environment. We've figured out similar things before and been able to reverse some of the damage (e.g. smog, acid rain). This one's a bigger problem.

    21. Re:And yet... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Firstly, your use of "scientist" is a strawman. I didn't say scientist - I said "warmist". And despite what they believe, every warmist is not a scientist. Secondly, I didn't say they were claiming cyclones are proof of global warming. That was you putting words in my mouth, after I'd already corrected you once. I said they were claiming cyclones were caused by (not proof of) global warming

      Scientists aren't saying every cyclone is proof of global warming.

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/25/hurricane-irene-can-be-tied-to-global-warming-says-bill-mckibben.html
      "Irene’s got a middle name, and it’s Global Warming...Record floods from Pakistan to Queensland to the Mississippi basin; record drought from the steppes of Russia to the plains of Texas...This is what climate change looks like in its early stages."

      They aren't saying that your energy consumption is "sinful"

      http://savingspecies.org/offset-carbon/how-to-be-carbon-neutral/
      "The USA puts more carbon into the atmosphere than any other country. That is 5 tons for each of us - you, me, and everyone else. Dr. Pimm has sinned more than most because he travels to tropical forests a lot. If you live outside the USA, you likely sin less. (You can work out the amount of your “carbon sin” with our carbon calculator.)"

      There's lunatics and nut-jobs on the fringe on both sides. The fact that every time a cold front comes through, a nut-job on the denier fringe says "so much for global warming" is no less ridiculous than each time there's a seasonal shift a a nut-job on the warmist fringe says "See! Climate change". You and the GP are doing nothing for the debate by trying to paint the extremists as representative of the whole - the same can be applied to your side too.

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    22. Re:And yet... by Tancred · · Score: 1

      Well of course it's always that way. Nobody knowingly picks the stupid side of a debate.

      In this case, we have science on one side and science deniers on the other. I'm going with the science.

    23. Re:And yet... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Oh, also, if you look at my third link, you'll see that warmists aren't just claiming cyclone activity will increase, they're also claiming it will decrease. It's easy to make "falsifiable" predictions when you hedge your odds with a bet each way.

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    24. Re:And yet... by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      And add, to this, as someone who spent the first half of his life living on the (humid, warm) Gulf coast, that humans living in many parts of the US would have no trouble with a warmer local climate. They'd bitch at first, but they'd adapt.

      The stuff to watch out for is melting ice caps (which might raise sea levels and displace people, even people in the US), droughts (suppose last summer in Texas becomes something you see every three years), and perhaps dangerously high temperatures+humidity in various parts of the world (including central US) that would make it impossible for humans to stay cool. Low-probability-but-extremely-scary are things like the ocean doing some atmosphere-poisoning anoxic badness ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian–Triassic_extinction_event#Causes_of_the_extinction_event ).

    25. Re:And yet... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Or "the record 3 feets of snow [in 2008] is proof of global warming."

      It's not proof of global warming. It's just not proof that global warming is wrong.

    26. Re:And yet... by izomiac · · Score: 1

      It's the deniers who, every goddamned winter, come out of the woodwork with their childlike taunts: "If the Earth's getting warmer, then why is it currently cold outside!?"

      Did a "denier" post this article? Or can we accept that there are a large number of idiots in both camps?

  17. Source of all that heat... by Airdorn · · Score: 1

    I think they also discovered the source of all that heat to be the white-hot star at the center of the Solar System... !

    1. Re:Source of all that heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought for sure you'd say all the politicians in Washington, DC.

    2. Re:Source of all that heat... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We could send them on a business trip there to find out how to tax it for its contribution to global warming.

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    3. Re:Source of all that heat... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Minor correction: Yellow hot.

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    4. Re:Source of all that heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun is white. It only appears yellow from Earth due to atmospheric scattering.

  18. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by avgjoe62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry. Hot chicks trump cold Kiwis any day of the year.

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  19. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Climate change isn't about winter and summer both getting warmer. The climate changes hourly. It has daily patterns, it has seasonal patterns and it has yearly patterns. Our knowledge of patterns beyond yearly is limited by the available data.

    These patterns rely on restoring forces within our environment, energy storages and releases through matter within the globe, and energy gains and losses through our atmosphere. It has been hypothesised that a significant change in any of these mechanisms will cause a change in the mean, and variation, of our climate, which will impact all of those patterns. It has been documented that a significant change is being made through accelerated releasing of energy from matter through burning fossil fuels and modifications to our atmosphere.

    To suppose that "climate change" is a sensationalist explanation for warmer variations to seasonal patterns is misguided and misinformed. To suppose the modifications we have caused in these mechanisms cannot result in colder and wetter variations in the climate suggests there have been some theoretical and experimental breakthroughs in atmosphere, chemical and physical science that I have not been made aware of. Please forward me to the relevant literature.

  20. Winter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hardly a transition from winter to summer. It certainly wasn't much of a winter this year (at least in the continental U.S.), as in early January it reached nearly 60 degrees F in Wisconsin.

    The fact is that we humans live on very short timescales, and we cannot even begin to comprehend the changes that have occurred in the Earth's climate over millions of years. In the early Eocene there were rainforests at the latitude of northern North America. Antarctica has glaciated, unglaciated, and glaciated again. The Earth's climate has been at times much colder than now, and at times much hotter than now. At some times such as the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum the climate has changed significantly over short periods of time, perhaps by the release of methane into the atmosphere from clathrates.

    There are 7 billion humans on this planet and we have extensively modified its land surface and atmosphere. I'm not sure any of us will live to see changes much more severe than some relatively unusual weather, but I believe that the Earth's climate will be transitioning into a new stable state. Maybe not if we change all our habits right this second, but that's not going to happen. Perhaps it will eventually be like the early Eocene, or maybe not. Psychologically, humans will not change their habits without indisputable proof that their habits are highly detrimental to their well-being. This is very difficult in this case because the climate changes over time spans much longer than a human lifetime. All I can really say is that people should think of the future as much as they can... but it happens to be a nice day outside, you might as well go out and enjoy it while it lasts.

    1. Re:Winter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that we humans live on very short timescales

      Heh, yeah, and they're about to get even shorter.

    2. Re:Winter? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >In the early Eocene there were rainforests at the latitude of northern North America.

      Fair enough... if you happen to ignore that at the time the Northern North of America was in the equatorial zone that almost sounds impressive.

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    3. Re:Winter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you possibly be more ignorant? Perhaps if you were to claim the Earth is 6000 years old. Besides the fact that I said at the *latitude* of northern North America, you seem to not be aware that Eocene period was geologically recent (in fact, it is in the same geologic era as our own period). Go look for a map of the position of the continents during the Eocene. They are nearly the same as today. For example, northern North America isn't more than a few degrees of latitude away from where it was today. I encourage you to look into the various types of evidence- fossil evidence, stable isotope analysis, etc. that let us discover about what the Earth was like in the past. We humans, who are now almost entirely in charge of our planet's fate, have a lot to learn from the past.

  21. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science doesn't work by consensus. The evidence that supports the theory of evolution has been tested over and over again. The theory makes concrete predictions which have been observed to work out, over and over again.

    Too bad climate 'science" cannot say the same about their so-called "evidence" that man-made CO2 is the cause of global warming, as opposed to other possible causes, both man-made and natural.

  22. Well... by ZackZero · · Score: 1

    ... there goes Winter Wrap-Up. Cross that holiday off the list...

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... there goes Winter Wrap-Up. Cross that holiday off the list...

      Eeyup. If you enjoy dance music, you're gonna want Track 3 to help you recover from yesterday's earworm attack. :)

  23. I was surprised for a minute by jrroche · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was surprised, for a minute, to see all these Slashdotters sarcastically pretending this is proof of global climate change, or forgoing the sarcasm and outright denying it entirely. Then I remembered that, despite Slashdot readers being generally accepting of, and, in many cases, even excited about science, they also tend to be generally libertarian in their politics, which means denying ideas widely held by entire scientific and academic communities if it might lead to more gub'mint.

    1. Re:I was surprised for a minute by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I'm not objecting to the idea the planet is warming. I'm objecting to the idea that it matters; millions of years ago the planet was about 10 degrees warmer than it is now (no icecaps) but life continued onward. And even as recently as 3000 BC and 300 AD we experienced warm spells (our ancestors grew grapes in areas that are now too cold).

      I can assure you those warm spells were not caused by Egyptians or Romans burning oil in their cars. It was entirely natural, and I suspect the same is true today.

      That's assuming that we are warming, and this is not just bad science. Remember they also said our pullution would blot-out the sun in the 1970s and make us cooler. Plus the temperature record is affected by inaccurate weather station readings that were once rural, but now are in the middle of expanding cities (heat zones). That skews the data and makes it unreliable.

      Be skeptical of scientists. They are not omniscient (if they were, they would not have made so many mistakes over the last 2 centuries).

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    2. Re:I was surprised for a minute by theNAM666 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, here's the thing.

      No one who actually is anyone, and has anything to do with science or policy, gives a damn what you (or 98% of other slashdotters) think about it. Because you don't have a flying fuck of an idea, of what you're talking about, or how to judge it in scientific terms.

      Your opinion does not matter, no matter how many times you type on the keyboard, except, perhaps, in the very limited sense of being one of the millions of rat-sheep who support US politics.

      In which case, your opinion is carefully manufactured by think tanks and PR firms, and fed to you through the media. You bloody parrot.

    3. Re:I was surprised for a minute by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      Plus the temperature record is affected by inaccurate weather station readings that were once rural, but now are in the middle of expanding cities (heat zones). That skews the data and makes it unreliable.

      Except the reverse happened in Chicago, where these records are being broken, and this story is about.

      The station was at a core downtown location, then to a core airport slightly further away, until around 1980, when it was moved outside of the city core entirely, to O'Hare airport.

    4. Re:I was surprised for a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what kind of life WASN'T around when it was 10 degrees warmer? I'll give you one guess...

    5. Re:I was surprised for a minute by Tancred · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmmmmm...who to trust?

      On one hand I see that cpu6502 suspects that our current warming spike is entirely natural.

      On the other hand I see that the U.S. National Academies and the science academies of Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russian, the UK, Brazil, China, India, Mexico and South Africa, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the American Association for the Advancement of Science, NASA, the American Physical Society, the American Geophysical Union, the American Chemical Society, the American Meteorological Society, the Geological Society of America, the European Academy of Sciences and Arts, the Australian Institute of Physics and the International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics think cpu6502 is wrong.

      http://www8.nationalacademies.org/onpinews/newsitem.aspx?RecordID=05192010
      http://www.nationalacademies.org/includes/G8+5energy-climate09.pdf
      http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2010/20100728_stateoftheclimate.html
      http://www.aaas.org/news/press_room/climate_change/mtg_200702/aaas_climate_statement.pdf
      http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
      http://www.ucsusa.org/assets/documents/ssi/american-physical-society.pdf
      http://www.agu.org/sci_pol/positions/climate_change2008.shtml
      http://portal.acs.org/portal/acs/corg/content?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=PP_SUPERARTICLE&node_id=1907&use_sec=false&sec_url_var=region1
      http://www.ametsoc.org/policy/2007climatechange.pdf
      http://www.geosociety.org/positions/position10.htm
      http://www.euro-acad.eu/downloads/memorandas/lets_be_honest_-_festplenum_03.03.07_-_final2.pdf
      http://www.aip.org.au/scipolicy/Science%20Policy.pdf
      http://www.iugg.org/resolutions/perugia07.pdf
      http://planet3.org/2012/03/11/a-brief-guide-to-the-scientific-consensus-on-climate-change/

    6. Re:I was surprised for a minute by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

      ...denying ideas widely held by entire scientific and academic communities...

      Please elaborate. I'm very interested to hear what the scientific and academic community has to say about climate change.

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    7. Re:I was surprised for a minute by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      google is your friend?
      Well, it is mine at least ....

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    8. Re:I was surprised for a minute by jrroche · · Score: 1

      If qmaqdk doesn't know what the scientific community has to say about climate change already, he probably hasn't even met Google, much less made friends with it.

    9. Re:I was surprised for a minute by AmbushBug · · Score: 1

      Slashdot readers...they also tend to be generally libertarian in their politics...

      In my experience this isn't true. It's just that the "libertarian" types are loudmouths that feel the need to insert their ideology into *every* discussion. You'll generally see many more people calling them on their BS in reply.

    10. Re:I was surprised for a minute by swalve · · Score: 1

      Of course the earth is going to do what the earth is going to do. The "it's warming because the earth said so" only works if the earth is currently *trying* to warm up through some natural process. The question, and the problem for many, is: what if we are messing with it? We don't know what the planet is trying to do, what if it is trying to cool off and our meddling is working against that? If the pendulum is going in that direction, what happens when it swings back to a natural warming cycle? It's gonna get hot, and millions will likely die. The sensible answer is to quit messing with it.

  24. Original link by RockMFR · · Score: 1

    The original source of this article, which was copied verbatim, is NASA Earth Observatory. Give credit where credit is due.

  25. More strange weather events by uncadonna · · Score: 3, Informative

    If Slashdot covering a weather story isn't a climate-scale outlier, I don't know what is.

    Here's another strange fact: on March 18 the low temperature in Rochester MN exceeded the previous record high for that date.

    I'm working on an essay linking this event to anthropogenic climate change ("global warming") which will appear on Planet3.0.

    (For what it's worth I might as well submit a Slashdot story when it's up. Hose my host - see if I care.)

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    1. Re:More strange weather events by uncadonna · · Score: 2

      More amazing anomalies here.

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  26. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science doesn't work by consensus.

    Yes, that's exactly how science works. Newton eloquently explained it in terms of philosophical induction.

    (Now Popper's more simplistic view of the scientific method gets a lot of airtime, and that's often the basis for fights with the intelligent design gang who deny empirical falsification as a basis for science. But that's OK because we can disregard Popper too.)

  27. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

    In fact, Europe was extremely cold this winter, and there was a lot of snow (as in meters of snow, something that happens once every 50 years). And last year there was an extremely cold winter in North America.
    Exactly like science warns, extreme events are more extreme, and predictability is lost.

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  28. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by morian97 · · Score: 1

    There are summers in New Zealand??? Lived there four years (Nelson "sunshine capital") and weather was horrible year round, kinda Scotland...

  29. New Hampshire trails clear? by poppopret · · Score: 1

    So, does this mean I can go hiking next week? (without causing my death)

    How about the paths up Mount Moosilauke and Mount Jefferson? How about the trails up to the ridges of Franconia Notch? Ice all melted? Slush gone yet? What kind of temperatures would I get ON TOP (not in the valley) at those locations?

    1. Re:New Hampshire trails clear? by webgovernor · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I mean, it's probably cold in Antarctica... therefore no global climate change! Makes perfect sense.

  30. I'm moderately concerned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That it's march and its already too fucking hot. It's going to be an uncomfortable summer.

  31. Not Summer by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not summer: spring. 80F is spring weather. Summer weather is 90-103F.

    1. Re:Not Summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and 104F?

    2. Re:Not Summer by hort_wort · · Score: 1

      The high where I live in Indiana was 30F above the average high for today. That means by summer... *gulp*

    3. Re:Not Summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in Minnesota. Summer weather above 90 is on the news. Even this is a summer-like air mass for us. Not only did we break temperature records, but we broke dewpoint records as well.

      http://www.crh.noaa.gov/news/display_cmsstory.php?wfo=mpx&storyid=80782&source=0

    4. Re:Not Summer by bmc13 · · Score: 1

      woooo Texas!

  32. The Heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's caused by this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM

    Go ahead, have a seizure
    (NSFW)

  33. What about the Record Breaking Spots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the record breaking cold days this year in Europe, Alaska, New Zealand, Russia and China?

    1. Re:What about the Record Breaking Spots? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Statistical error. Just like the bums that froze to death.

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  34. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by beowolfschaefer · · Score: 0

    "the theory makes concrete predictions which have been observed to work out, over and over again." That's because we can observe live on our normal macro level. We don't have multiple earths to compare. "Science doesn't work by consensus" Peer review seems a lot like consensus to me.

  35. The person to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I blame Al Gore

  36. Just asking, What about the high Solar activity? by Nexusone1984 · · Score: 0

    How much effect on our Weather has the past months Solar activity had on us?

  37. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No that's wrong. The Global Consensus is "OMG It's a disaster give us lots more funding to study this!!!!"

  38. dice by smg5266 · · Score: 1

    I believe it's referred to as loading the dice, where climate change isn't necessarily responsible, but will probably make some of the odd/extreme weather patterns come around more often than normal.

    1. Re:dice by Tancred · · Score: 1

      Anyone have a link to those kinds of scientific predictions or trend data? So far I've only heard plausible amateur hypotheses like more energy in the atmosphere means more and stronger storms.

  39. sorry to interrupt by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...this man-made-global-warming free-for-all, but didn't the summary say "A huge, lingering ridge of high pressure over the eastern half of the United States"?

    Couldn't this be, you know, weather?

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    1. Re:sorry to interrupt by Tancred · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

  40. Global warming means more energy in the atmosphere by quax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Means extreme weather patterns become more likely. This includes more extreme temp fluctuations while the global overall mean just inches by a fraction of a degree per year.

    All well established and advertised for the last twenty years. People pointing to super cold, wet winter in NZ are just emphasizing this, while kidding themselves into thinking it somehow contradicts the climate change trend.

    I'm quite certain that once the future history of global warming will be written it'll emphasize that it shows humanity at it's smartest and most stupid at the same time.

  41. Climate isn't getting warmer. Just more extreme by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    At least it seems to me that way.

    When I was young, we had a mild Spring from about March to about May, a fairly hot and mostly dry summer between June and August, wet, foggy and generally unpleasant Autumn from September to November and fairly cold and snowy winters from December to February. That was pretty reliable and generally quite ok.

    Today we have freeze-your-toes-to-the-floor-when-you-dare-to-get-up Winters from about November to March and then it changes within a week or so to sweltering-hot-unbearable-heat from April to September, with October being the joker for really funky, crazy weather where it snows in the morning, the sun frying your brain during noon and hail hitting you on your way home from work.

    So yes, I can somehow see a change in the climate. It gets more extreme and crazier. Not necessarily hotter. Just way less pleasant in either way.

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  42. Not Such a Mystery by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    All this is due to the choice of my parents to spend their first winter in Arizona rather than stay in North Dakota as they have hitherto always done.

  43. One year of unusual weather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... And the story is tagged climatechange and globalwarming. One data point. Real classy, slashdot.

  44. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Peer review seems a lot like consensus to me."
    Peer review has to do with whether a paper is accepted for publication. The reviewer is supposed to be passing judgement on whether the paper makes a valid+ point that is worth considering, not on whether the reviewer agrees with its conclusions. So no, peer review is not the same as consensus. At least it's not supposed to be. It's wrong for a reviewer to let his own opinions of the subject affect his review. This is, of course, one of the major objections to the way in which the Climategate "scientists" took control of the peer review process to exclude papers which were critical of their methods.

  45. It's Spring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get with it.

  46. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase Feynman on the topic of science education: "10 idiots shouldn't be able to outvote someone who knows what they are talking about." Science by consensus is bullshit. There are theories that are well supported by data, and theories that are poorly supported by data. If (real) scientists disagree on the validity of a theory, then that usually means that there is insufficient data.

    Global warming falls into the bad data problem. All of the research is being funded by groups that want results one way or the other, and this introduces significant bias into research, which could cause people to incorrectly interpret data or even ignore results that disagree with their leanings. I wouldn't publish a paper that supported the wrong conclusion if it meant that my next paycheck would disappear, and I might be able to convince myself that a patten does/doesn't exist in a set of chaotic data depending on what I am hoping for.

  47. I live south of Chicago by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    The weather has been fantastic here. I've logged many hours on my motorcycle and have a decent tan going already.

    It's been a money saver too commuting to work. If this is global climate change I'm begging all of you to rip out your catalytic converters and turn up the heat :) .

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  48. Of course it's just weather by rbrander · · Score: 5, Informative

    By definition, this is "weather", not "climate", it only lasts a week.

    Climate change is defined by decades at a very minimum. Climate change is this:

    http://www.ec.gc.ca/adsc-cmda/default.asp?lang=en&n=8C03D32A-1

    Environment Canada takes readings every day, in hundreds of locations outside urban heat islands, and averages them across a whole season to get an average temperature. And then it graphs that number for every year since 1945. While even that graph swings wildly up and down from year to year and even has warmer and colder decades, the regression across almost 70 years shows a steady upward trend. It's most dramatic for our winter (2.8C) but all the seasons have shown statistically significant increases.

    I was a huge skeptic until about 2004, but this and several papers I managed to puzzle my way through, plus the book "The Ice Chronicles", finally brought me around by about 2006.

    Yes, there are Snowmaggedons. And there are these. And when you add them all up, the warmer spells are getting a little more frequent and the colder spells a little less so. Over decades. That's climate.

  49. December 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's coming motherfuckers!

    1. Re:December 2012 by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      you better be right, asshole, 'cause I'm blowing all my Christmas money on hookers and blow the week before, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to show up at the family dec 25 celebration with nothing

  50. I'm doing my part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm doing my part for global warming.
    I never turn off my PC, leave lights on all the time, and leave my heating on when I'm on vacation.
    I'm hoping the Antarctic will melt so we can see what is buried under the miles of ice there.
    I think it would be amazing to walk around on land that was buried under ice for millions of years.
    The other benefit is that all that salt ocean water will turn into drinking water (more or less)

  51. on the flip side: by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    1816, the Year Without a Summer. And now this is the Year Without a Winter.

    1. Re:on the flip side: by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Gramma, we been waitin', and doggonit, we finally made up!

    2. Re:on the flip side: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. We had plenty of winter, including in Ontario. Most of it was just rain, oddly back in the 80's we had a few winters like this too. And several ass shattering blizzards.

  52. Global Warming... yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time we talk about the weather now, it's global warming. Anyone else sick of global warming? Anyone?

  53. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a sheep shot, you insensitive clod!

  54. Total Solar Irradiance Peak by retroworks · · Score: 1

    We may be at the top of the curve, if the total solar irradiance is levelling off from its recent decade-highs. http://lasp.colorado.edu/sorce/data/tsi_data.htm Then again, the total solar irradiance hasn't been levelling for enough time to draw that conclusion, the sun may just continue to keep getting hotter and hotter, as it has the past 50 years. Which will lead to more and more air conditioning, which is peak energy demand, creating carbon. So both sides will be right, it will be caused by natural forces and man made forces, and we'll all be happy in our sweatdeathbeds.

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  55. Meanwhile in Northern Michigan.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our week has been 80F, 83F, 85F, and today 87F. We might get a few days in the summer that flirt with 90F. This is unbelievable for the month of March. Not a single living person here has ever experienced anything like it in fact we usually still have snow. Farmers are very fearful for the fruit crops because the trees have started to bud. If we get a freeze/snow now it could decimate the fruit crops.

    It is strange... very strange... but going to be the beach in March is great. I do not know how this upcoming harvest season will end, hopefully we won't all starve due to the extremely unusual weather.

  56. Best winter in the Midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best winter ever in the Twin Cities! As a runner it was an awesome winter to train outside.

  57. Not 200F by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't be silly, it won't be 200F in July.

    If it was as much above normal in July, as it is currently in March here in Chicago, the daily high would be 127, with an overnight low of 94.

    Fun stuff, isn't it?

    1. Re:Not 200F by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't be silly, it won't be 200F in July.

      If it was as much above normal in July, as it is currently in March here in Chicago, the daily high would be 127, with an overnight low of 94.

      Fun stuff, isn't it?

      I know it's kinda an interesting anecdote, but it's not as funny when heat waves kill tens of thousands.

      We would be seeing similar problems in the US if we had a heat wave of 127 with a low of 94 for several days in a row. It's not the average Slashdotter that would have problems, it's the elderly, the already ill, the poor, the young, et cetera. Those who are already vulnerable to severe temperatures. And to say nothing of the brownouts due to a huge city like, say, Chicago all running the AC at full bore 24x7.

      Unfortunately, the Corporate Apologists in America would be sure to point out that there is no climate change problem and it's "All Obama's Fault" (tm) in any case, so we'll get nowhere.

      It's really starting to look like we won't wise up and do something about our environmental destruction until it's too late.

    2. Re:Not 200F by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 2

      The point was to succinctly point out the numbers. When I say 'fun stuff' I dont mean funny stuff. I mean since so many people have not taken this seriously at all, they must think it is a game. And that the last heatwave Chicago saw with temps in the low 100s for days, caused the deaths of hundreds and hundreds of people, barely over 15 years ago.

      If temps ever got to 127F for days or weeks on end in Chicago, it would not be a stretch to say that tens of thousands of people would die as a result in one city alone. That is probably a conservative estimate.

    3. Re:Not 200F by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here in Australia the heat wave killed several times more people on black Saturday than the bushfires did. But considering the health of most of the victims, it's more acurate (if somewhat blunter) to say their lives were shortened by the heat wave.

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    4. Re:Not 200F by MarioMax · · Score: 1

      That's not too far off from a typical Phoenix July day.

    5. Re:Not 200F by C0R1D4N · · Score: 2

      I lived in Phoenix, and it was quite comfortable there in summer. Combine those temps with the high humidity of the east though and you have some serious issues.

    6. Re:Not 200F by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      But that was from heat. Consider that the numbers of heat-related death could go higher, but also that a single hard frost, typical and not unusual for April in the Midwest, could kill apples, cherries, berries, and quite a bit of produce. So you get a nice after shock of famine as well. Prices go higher. People freak, and the violence starts. The heatwave might be fun for basking in the sun, but it portends much potential for an ugly, ugly summer.

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    7. Re:Not 200F by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And that is why the government makes an efort to keep a stable food chain.

      Something to keep in mind when people complain about farmer subsidies for not growing something a particular year.

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    8. Re:Not 200F by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly far off from a typical Phoenix July Day.

      When you have that heat, with a dewpoint in the 80s, instead of the 30s or 40s like Phoenix, it makes a huge difference.

      I have been in Phoenix in 115 heat. It felt downright comfortable compared to a midwest summer in the 90s, with high humidity(dewpoints in the low 80s).

    9. Re:Not 200F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're telling me is that Maricopa County is only a heatwave away from voting Arpaio out?

    10. Re:Not 200F by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Brownouts are not a problem of climate change. It's another corporate problem of lazy power monopolies being lazy power monopolies.

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    11. Re:Not 200F by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Phoenix normally gets above 60 degrees at 6:30am by March 1st... and didn't this year. It took an additional 2 weeks before it reached that temperature at 6:30am. (I check this because of motorcycle riding)

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  58. Whew! by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

    Sure glad global warming doesn't exist... it could have been much worse!

    -AI

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    1. Re:Whew! by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

      Don't be so super serial.

  59. 91F today in the burbs by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

    Readings in SW suburban areas of Chicago reached 91F today.

    1. Re:91F today in the burbs by geekoid · · Score: 0

      link? I see nothing on the weather Chanel say the temperature was 91

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    2. Re:91F today in the burbs by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      Visit weatherunderground.com, or weatherbug that is used by the news outlets.

      You can peruse the thousands of local weather stations and look for yourself. Most of them are calibrated with NWS standards. I' not giving you the link to my weather station(also calibrated) mostly because it will give the exact location where I live. If you find it, good for you. The data is there.

  60. Not news by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Living in the area affected, I can attest that it's been an unusually warm winter. It's been pretty terrible since I have dogs... instead of nice frozen ground its been mud all winter long. It's not just been warm this month, it's been very warm all winter.

    BUT... this is not odd at all. We live next to 3 of the largest freshwater seas in the world. The weather in this area is freakish and unpredictable. It's not unusual for us to get snow in the summer, or a random 75 degree day in December followed by -30 the next. The weathers fucking weird next to the great lakes... nothing new here.

  61. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New Zealand isn't the whole Southern Hemisphere. Here in Sydney we've had a wet summer too, but it wasn't actually cold, although plenty of people will tell you it was. Most of them never noticed how rarely the overnight temperature dropped below 20c.

  62. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, if God didn't intend for man to have sex with sheep, then he wouldn't have made them so damn sexy.

  63. In contrast... by mojatt · · Score: 1

    Portland, Oregon, right now in fact, is seeing snow, something that, by all local news accounts, is rarely seen at the lower elevations and doesn't happen repeatedly as it has in the month of March. Climate change indeed!

  64. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    The idea that this particular warm snap in one part of the globe is caused by global warming is not scientific consensus.

    The idea that humans are going to cause problems by warming the globe is not scientific consensus, either.

    There is no 'solution' to global warming that is supported by most scientists.

    The only thing that IS scientific consensus is that human effects have some effect on the earth's temperature. How much is a huge question; it could be completely negligible.

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  65. Poison? by Tancred · · Score: 1

    Hopefully you understand that nobody is claiming that carbon dioxide is poisonous to humans in the concentrations discussed in climate change and you were just trying to be funny. But I think it's useful to be clear about what CO2 does. It and some other gases trap heat in the atmosphere. That phenomenon was discovered in the mid 1800s. Things like the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's Atmospheric Infrared Sounder wouldn't work without that effect.

    A good link covering that and more: http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/

    Note that globally, 10 of the warmest years occurred in the last 12.

  66. Heat wave? its snowing in western Oregeon by AbrasiveCat · · Score: 1
    While it maybe warn in some parts of the country, its snowing in western Oregon. It almost never snows this time of year. But no one cares when it snows and is cold out of season (if only a million people leave there.)

    Humph.

  67. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo, my dear friend, Bravo!

  68. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    There's pretty good consensus that it will be enough to melt the a lot of ice and raise the sea level. We've got paleoclimate data showing that when there's this much CO2, it gets warm, and the sea level goes up.

    The question still in play, now, is how fast will the oceans rise? We do not have paleoclimate data on what happens when CO2 is cranked up this quickly; it took hundreds of years in the past, but it also took hundreds of years to crank up the CO2, so we can't draw solid conclusions.

  69. It's an Election Year Dumbkoffinskies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Election years, like leap years, skew the calendar effects to produce unstatistically amazing flights of lunicy and other forms of mass madness, panic and histeria from all sorts of people, incliding US Presidents as Obama, suffering from psychosis.

  70. Anthropogenic climate change is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But there is a new candidate for the cause and it's even more insidious that greenhouse gases. Look to the connection between the HAARP stations and their uses in weather control. That's a more likely source of anthropogenic climate change than greenhouse gases. Whereas greenhouse gases are emitted willy nilly and mix into the atmosphere possibly creating a overall effect, the HAARP stations can be used to directly tune the weather patterns to give the impression of global warming / cooling / etc whenever and wherever.

    You folks on the east coast, Washington DC?, may be basking in summer like weather but out here on the west coast, in Washington state, the weather has been so cool that we're still having snow and the state is allowing people to keep their studded snow tires on longer than normal.

    1. Re:Anthropogenic climate change is real by Anyd · · Score: 1

      For some reason I find it easier to believe that several billion people "will nilly" emitting greenhouse gasses have more of an effect on the atmosphere than 5 or 6 (?) high powered radio transmitters.

      I'm sure there are people who would love to control climate to dubious ends, but really?

    2. Re:Anthropogenic climate change is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The greenhouse gas problem is a general one where we are told that the GHG mix into the general atmosphere creating a global change that cannot be controlled other than by limiting the emission of GHG at their source which is happening all over the globe from power plants, to oil refineries, to all the vehicles using gas, diesel, propane or natural gas. The source and the effects are not controlled so they are willy nilly.

      If you believe the statements made about HAARP you find yourself facing a system where selective areas of the upper levels of the atmosphere are heated creating a specific anomaly that can be used to steer the jet stream and focus weather conditions in certain areas. Now, if I were trying to create the impression that global warming was a real and present threat that the politicians must respond to it would be advantageous to create a warmer than normal spring in just those areas where there is a concentration of people and, particularly, legislators to emphasize the problem.

  71. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    There's pretty good consensus that it will be enough to melt the a lot of ice and raise the sea level.

    I'd love to see your data for this. How are you measuring the consensus?

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  72. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure not ALL the research is funded by biased groups.

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  73. Historic heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sure. Tell that to the pacific northwest.

  74. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    IPCC

  75. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But you only hear about climate change when people are hot....."

    No, it seems we hear most abut it when people deny it during cold weather.

    "We've had one of the coldest and wettest summers on record in New Zealand."

    Like so.

  76. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    When people say 'consensus' they usually imply that they went out and did a survey of scientists.

    The IPCC report predicted 3mm per year, extrapolating the long-term trend. In the next report, they will probably include some studies that suggest the rise might be higher in the future, but I'm not sure there's much evidence of scientific consensus on that point. If you have some, I'd be interested in seeing it.

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  77. How hot will it be in the summer/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the almanac, this upcoming 2012 summer will be very mild...not nearly as hot as it was in 2011.

  78. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please explain this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:EPICA_temperature_plot.svg

  79. Legumes, Thyme and Berries (and peppers) oh my! by gasmasher · · Score: 1

    The weather here in the south is great. My ghost and habanero peppers are doing fantastic. The strawberry plants started growing berries 3 weeks ago. This weather is delicious and our canning gear will be in overtime this year.

  80. Not all of North America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That statement is kind of broad and wrong. Around Washington, Oregon, Idaho, B.C, we have had unusually cold weather, with scatted snow for the last 2 weeks, including some snow and freezing rain last night outside my house.

  81. Summer if you go further north by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live a bit north of US, north of North Dakota. +26C here and that is considered summer weather.

    And last year with the supposedly "cold spell" in the US? Well, it was a rather warm winter up here too. And the one before that, and the one before that. Last time temperature reached -40 was almost a decade ago and normally it used to happen at some point every winter.

  82. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Hey hold on. People I know in Europe are complaining of an unusually hard winter this year.

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  83. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to get them started on the idea of Intelligent Falling. We can make every theory we don't like have a faith based opposite.

  84. It's cyclical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until someone can explain this regular temperature cycle, which at the moment no one can, it's bs to claim to know the major cause of the current one.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:EPICA_temperature_plot.svg

  85. Yeah, really! by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Tell me about it... I've had the goddamn A/C in the window for the better part of a week now here in Vermont!

    I distinctly remember it snowing for TWO SOLID DAYS at the end of May last year. What the hell is going on?! This doesn't feel like 'climate change' so much as 'climate schizophrenia'!

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  86. Re:And yet...there's an explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The climate models for global warming/climate change are showing scientists that earth's climate is much like a spinning top, i.e. a delicate balance. When thrown out of kilter, just like a spinning top, it begins to fluctuate widely, which is why you're seeing record breaking heat along with record breaking cold. The entire works is beginning to unravel.

  87. Just getting old by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Old guys love to jaw about the weather. Be sure to read this one when you write: http://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2012/20120105_PerceptionsAndDice.pdf

  88. Remember Ron Paul by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    voted against Pi Day.

  89. Its obviously due to ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the increase in heat transferred by garden gnomes circulating between the polar and equatorial regions.

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  90. By The Gods People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Global warming is a misnomer, it was coined to dumb things down to the level the average person could understand. What it means is that there is more energy in the atmosphere, the extremes become more extreme, and the range of "normal" expands significantly.

    Please, enough of the "But I'm freezing, where is your global warming now"

  91. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    Well, there's this: http://www.post-carbon-living.com/TTHW/Documents/Climate_Change_Consensus.pdf
    I don't think that will do it for you.

    In everything that I read, I have not seen anyone who accepts the IPCC conclusions who does not also say that eventually, several meters of ocean rise worth of ice cap will melt. Obviously there's the possibility of sample bias. What I do see is a wide range of predicted time spans for that to occur, some of them on the order of a thousand years, some as short as 100.

  92. Yeah, but wait until Summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess there's always a summer cottage in northern Alberta.

  93. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by popo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most Slashdotters know very little about moisture down under.

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  94. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    In everything that I read, I have not seen anyone who accepts the IPCC conclusions who does not also say that eventually, several meters of ocean rise worth of ice cap will melt. Obviously there's the possibility of sample bias. What I do see is a wide range of predicted time spans for that to occur, some of them on the order of a thousand years, some as short as 100.

    Hmmmm, that does make sense. Ultimately, extrapolating out, 3mm a year (as mentioned in the IPCC report) would be a meter 300 years. So if you continued that extrapolation, it would be a few meters. A few things to mention, each cumulative ton of CO2 added to the atmosphere produces a smaller amount of warming, so it might not make sense to extrapolate it out to 1000 years.

    To keep things in perspective, it helps to remember that continents move an order of magnitude faster than the rise of oceans.

    Well, there's this: http://www.post-carbon-living.com/TTHW/Documents/Climate_Change_Consensus.pdf [post-carbon-living.com] I don't think that will do it for you.

    Thanks, but I was specifically interested in the point on sea-level rise. As far as I could tell, most scientists seemed ok with the 3mm a year number. Recently there have been some ideas about how more water-level rise could happen, especially if there is a tipping point. If scientific support has built around that point, I would like to know.

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  95. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    "Too bad climate 'science" cannot say the same about their so-called "evidence" that man-made CO2 is the cause of global warming, as opposed to other possible causes, both man-made and natural."

    Of course it can. You can measure the CO2 and change thereof, confirm that it is from human activity (fossil fuels) with isotopic ratios, measure the change in infrared emissivity, find it is exactly as predicted by theory and lab experiments, confirm other physical predictions such as lowering and cooling of the stratosphere and followup with global temperature measurements which show patterns consistent with greenhouse increase (and inconsistent with others such as increased solar output) such as more warming at night than at day, more warming at poles, and more warming in winter than summer.

    More generally, you can see that your predictions from the laws of physics (which are damn good for anything not producing exotic quarks or understanding the first microseconds of the big bang) plus observed physical facts play out as you think they should which means that more CO2 == warming due to well-understood processes of radiative transfer.

    By the way, human emissions of other gases and land use changes are responsible for nearly half of the anthropogenic effect (CO2 is the other half plus a little bit), and these are probably more easily controllable in the short run.

  96. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by Cimexus · · Score: 1

    Well it was a similarly cool and wet summer in eastern Australia as well this year. Last summer was too.

    Two La Nina summers in a row like that are very rare, but were sorely needed after having about 8 years in a row of MUCH drier and warmer conditions than average. But a cooler year or two doesn't mean anything in the wider scheme of things, especially if its coming off a decade-long warm streak. There are still at least 3 or 4 max temp records being broken for every min temp record, looking across any time scale you wish to use, in the last few decades.

    Plus these things are highly regional. While NZ and eastern AU may have been cool and wet, western AU had an absolute scorcher. 40C+ for weeks on end over in Perth (they get periods like that every summer, but the last few have been particularly insane). I don't think you can use regional data to make any judgements either way on climate change ... global mean temp is about the only measure that makes sense.

  97. did we have a leap month or something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why is the March being compared to April?
    or does the weather service throw out those records?

  98. Just everyone freak out by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    It will be quicker and easier that way. Blame people, the sun, Apple, Microsoft, China, FSM, Cthulhu, whatever. Everyone has an opinion, with some set of science to back them up for whatever. At this point it is just tiring to listen to endless rounds of "people are at fault," "no they're not!," "yes they are!" and on and on.
    Guess what- shit happens, yet we always have to make it about ourselves. Even if humans are causing warming, the proposed solutions are shit. No, I don't have any better ideas, but I sure as shit wouldn't dump $500 million on a piece of shit solar plant that failed a year or 2 later, then paid to retrain all the workers.

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  99. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is this news? more Slashtard waste...

    how many carbon credits were burned up in publishing this trite tidbit?

  100. http://www.climatedepot.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.climatedepot.com/

    That is all that needs to be said on this topic.

  101. Grammar? by jabberw0k · · Score: 1, Informative

    On the Interstate Highway 5 what? On the I-5 bridge? on the I-5 ...what? (You used it like an adjective, you wouldn't say "on the Route 66", would you? Or "on the Main Street" ? Did you mean "on I-5" perhaps.)

    1. Re:Grammar? by waives · · Score: 1, Informative

      go back to the east coast, douchebag.

    2. Re:Grammar? by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      That's how people say it in California.

    3. Re:Grammar? by yurtinus · · Score: 0

      I think it's a southern California way of saying things. They're dumb down there.

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  102. Anecdotal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it funny that Slashdotters, who are so quick to jump down people's throats when they say "OMG it's so cold here today, global warming must be a myth" because hey - anecdotal evidence is just that - are so eager themselves to say "OMG it's so warm here today, global warming is teh realz". And people wonder why there are still doubters out there - it's because you're all just as bad as they are, except on top of the bad science which you spout (and yes, there is also good science behind global warming as well, but that gets lost in the noise all too often) you also seem to want to ruin society.

  103. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    My understanding of the science (some of this is recent) goes like this on this point. If you look at "paleoclimate", what you get is that the last time it was as warm as it is projected to get, the sea level was meters higher. http://www.cmar.csiro.au/sealevel/sl_proj_longer.html That is, the temperature may be predicted by models, but the melting is predicted by "history". What history lacks is a record of how fast things melt during rapid change, because past change was not as rapid as what is currently observed and predicted.

    At the fast-melt end, there's this: http://www.giss.nasa.gov/research/briefs/hansen_15/ I followed the links and attempted to understand them, but did not to my satisfaction. One paper notes that we seem to be observing accelerating melt rates (but it is too soon to tell for sure). The other paper ( http://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2011/20110118_MilankovicPaper.pdf ) is harder to understand. One issue is the difference in methods of estimating old temperatures; ocean sediment cores give one result, ice cores give another. If you believe ice cores, we have a couple of degrees C before we hit the icecaps-melt temperature; if you believe the ocean cores, we have a few tenths of degree C (i.e., we're essentially there now). Hansen also discusses much faster icecap disintegration, but I have not followed the reference chain all the way back to the papers that reached those conclusions (it appears to be based on more paleoclimate studies, and some inferences from the rate of temperature change then versus now).

    And I've been trying to make sense of the Hansen predictions, because at the high end, they suggest rates as fast as 5 centimeters per year, occurring sometime later in this century, which I think counts as alarming.

  104. Energy in the atmosphere by mangu · · Score: 1

    What happens is that with global warming there's more energy in the atmosphere.

    What causes winds is the air warming up in some places more than in others. As it warms up, it expands and rises, creating a low pressure region. Air from some colder region is blown in as wind, to replace the air that went up.

    Looking at it globally, air near the equator warms up and rises, cold air from polar regions is brought in. That's why a warmer climate causes colder winters, paradoxical as it may seem. Climate is different from weather, you will still have spells of cold weather in a hotter climate.

    Since the air near the equator is warming up more, it rises quicker and brings air from the poles faster. The quicker the air comes from the poles, the less time it has to warm up before it reaches middle latitudes.

  105. There is life on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If global warming is primarily caused by human action, which some seem to believe absolutely, then Mars has to be inhabited by humans. It is also going through a global warming that has affected the ice caps in the polar regions of the planet. Too bad Mars doesn't have all the water like earth to absorb some CO2. But then again, water releases adsorbed gasses as it heats up. Catch 22...

  106. This is actually pretty scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when it's the middle of july/august? Will we be seeing temperatures in the mid-high 40's or even 50's.

    Just look at wikipedia's records.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weather_records

  107. I know the theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called THE SUN.
    Something lame brain hand wringing anticapitalist, socialist, marxist
    don't understand. Man can't "change" the climate anymore than they can put
    a stopper in a volcano and stop it from spewing.
    The sun has been in a "cool" stage for the last dozen years and now is starting
    to peak with increased activity. Go back and look at the history of the sun and you'll
    see that when the temperature drops globally, the output from the sun has decreased.
    I remember as a high school student in the 70's, how everyone was worried about how
    cold the winters were (-20's in the lower midwest), and how we were entering a new
    ice age. Now everyone is worried about (man made) "global warming". It's just another
    attempt by the left to change the way 99% of us live, but, of course, the "Algores" of the world
    continue to live in 50 room mansions, fly around in jets, drive around in limos.
    One good sized volcano can change weather patterns more than a herd of cows farts.

  108. Its summer already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its been summer down here in Tampa since about Mid Feburary

  109. Sun Spot Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear another Global Warming nut case and I'll smack the biatch; the primary source for all of our temperatures on Earth is... THE SUN!!

    We just had a huge solar ejection and the solar winds have picked up. (This is /. right??)

  110. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Both is incorrect.

    Or three things are incorrect.

    a) the winter was not _extremely_ cold in europe.

    b) in fact it was not even really cold at all, a normal winter would be that from roughly 15th of december till 15th of march the temperature is around zero degrees celsius. Most of the time, below zero.

    c) we don't had much snow this winter. In fact, like the last 20 years, we had very little snow.

    I assume you are very young, perhaps less than 20 years old. So you only know the last 16 years of winter, which where UNUSUALLY WARM. So it surprises you that a winter like this one exists, but this winter STILL was UNUSUALLY WARM!

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  111. Re:Solar Output by databaseadmin · · Score: 1

    Solar Output of a star like ours increases by about 10% per GigaYear. It DOES change. very very VERY slowly. In another about 2.5-3.5Gy it should increase enough to create a runaway green house effect with the oceans and destroy all life on earth.(Venuification) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#Life_cycle

  112. Tick Season 2 months early! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in Minnesota; I picked a wood tick off my darling daughter last weekend. Tick season isn't generally until May around here.

    One thing that amazes me is the continual thinking about small changes in central tendency measures (like mean, median etc) as the hallmarks of climate change. The central limit theorem is very very powerful -- averaging is almost always good. The best markers for climate change are possibly not shifts in central tendency but instead changes in the distributions of measurements. For example: we could shift to a pattern of warmer than historically recorded springs and colder falls without a change in mean -- but for plants and animals that's a very different climate. You can get average rainfall but is it in one storm or regular gentle rains? Means don't mean much.

  113. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

    Really? Have a look at the following links please:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16897068
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16759324
    http://www.hotnews.ro/zoom.html?desc=Foto:%20Mediafax&imgUrl=http://media.hotnews.ro/media_server1/image-2012-02-10-11476127-41-oameni-izolati-glodeanu-silistea.jpg (yes, that is the roof of a house beneath the snow)

    I have no idea where you live, but you don't really know what the winter was like in Europe. And there were sequences of days with temperatures below -20 C in various places (also note the cold record from the Netherlands mentioned in the first article).

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  114. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by geekoid · · Score: 1

    other causes have been studied, they don't match the facts; and global warming has made several predictions.

    1978 called, they want there argument back.

    Please, bring forth something besides mans constant emissions of CO2 that match the facts.

    Just to save some time:
    The Sun has been ruled out, as has cosmic radiation, planetary alignment, and pirates.

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  115. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "The idea that humans are going to cause problems by warming the globe is not scientific consensus, either."
    yes it is, actually.

    "There is no 'solution' to global warming that is supported by most scientists."
    reduction in CO2 is the consensus on that.

    "How much is a huge question;"
    not really.

    "it could be completely negligible."
    consensus says otherwise.

    Fucking read up, asshole.

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  116. USDA hardiness zones move north by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    "I've moved my garden activities ahead as much as possible. I really hope that we do not see another hot summer like last year."

    Then you've probably also already noticed that the USDA has updated its hardiness zones to reflect the warming. The fact is that you can plant less hardy seeds earlier and further north that you used to be able to. The warming is having real results.

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  117. Warm Weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name's Commander Shepard, and this is the warmest winter I've ever experienced here on Earth or on the Citadel.

  118. Climate vs. weather by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    This is not necessarily directed at you, because your post was kind of witty:

    It's funny when there's a warm stretch, global warming promoters cry "global warming!"

    But if there's a cold stretch, and global warming deniers say "so much for that theory", promoters say "you don't know the difference between climate and weather."

    So how come it's climate when it's warm, and weather when it's cold?

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  119. About science by Compaqt · · Score: 2

    pro-science? You're kidding, right?

    Anyway, what would constitute falsification of the theory?

    If it's warm, it confirms the theory. If it's cold, that also confirms the theory. Same for rain and drought.

    An unfalsifiable theory is indistinguishable from a belief.

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  120. O'Hare is hardly rural by Arker · · Score: 1

    I've been to O'Hare, it may be outside the city limits but it is certainly not outside the urban heat island.

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  121. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Fucking read up, asshole.

    Fortunately your rudeness is only surpassed by your ignorance.

    yes it is, actually.

    No it's not. If you've ever actually read a survey of scientists, like the actual questions they asked, you would no this. Unfortunately, you seem to be the kind of person who doesn't think about things, only believes someone else.

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  122. Re:Solar Output by khallow · · Score: 1

    It DOES change. very very VERY slowly.

    I pointed out that solar output also varies on time scales of decades and centuries, not just the long term trend above.

  123. Reinsurance companies by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    I don't have links to the studies but the studies themselves were funded by reinsurance companies, the money that backs up the insurance companies you and I buy from. They wanted to know how global warming was going to affect the future of storms.

    Looking ahead with a non-ideological eye is probably why they have most of the money.

  124. I welcome the climate changes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More bugs? My chickens and guineas will get fat eating them. I keep the airconditioning set to 10 degrees below the average outside temperature. That makes my hot weather costs the same no matter how hot it gets. The garden will do great. If the polar ice melts enough I'll have ocean front property. There's not a down side for me.

  125. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should read the links you linked?
    So you get a damn clue? I live in germany. Since roughly 25 years the weather is TO WARM. Every winter. So if we now have winter which is as cold as 28 years ago (your first link) then this winter is NORMAL! And not UNUSUAL. The last 25 winters that where WARM are the UNUSUAL winters.
    As I'm FAR older than 25 years, I perfectly WELL KNOW how the winters where before.
    -20 degrees is NOTHING special. For a January or February that was the NORM 25 years ago!!!

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  126. My experience by Lancer873 · · Score: 1

    Yea, living up here in Minnesota I can tell you all about this one. About 2-3 weeks ago we got a huge blizzard that forced me to head home from college early. Cost me 8 extra credit points for bio the damn thing... Then about a week ago it just... turned to spring. Hell, it feels like summer to be honest. The only real hint that it's still actually spring is that most of the flowers haven't yet bloomed. This is not normal weather. I'm used to there being around a month of mushy slush being on the ground and, while I welcome the skipping of that phase, it is a tad concerning. Having taken an Environmental Bio course I know well enough that it's not like global warming is solely at fault here but I still can't really put the thought out of my mind. Ah well, here's hoping it's just a pleasant fast-forward past the two worst months of the year!

  127. Re:Remember folks weather isn't climate, unless it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm aware of these ideas. I'm not sure there's much scientific consensus on them, though. As one paragraph from your first link said,

    "Present day contributions from the Greenland come from both surface melting and iceberg calving and for the Antarctic ice sheet from iceberg calving only. The contribution from the ice sheets is poorly understood at the moment and is an active area of research."

    I will be interested in knowing if most scientists do begin to support this point of view, (which in turn would hopefully mean that the view would be supported by evidence).

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  128. It's the politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the Republicans trying to screw things up and make them bad for Obama to be reelected.

  129. record hot...and record snow--depends on where u r by billd10 · · Score: 1

    All this blathering about eastern US heat waves causing record high temperatures, but did anybody notice that on March 21-22, record snowfall occurred in Oregon? Seems only warm temperatures get any headlines in order to reinforce belief in the religion of global warming. Somebody will probably blame the Oregon snowstorm on global warming, too.

  130. Argh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say, I am down right pissed at those easterners.. I have been suffering with snow, ice, hail, and cold temps all month. They are saying yet another big cold snow event is headed my way. When is Spring supposed to spring? I'll take Summer now, this is insane.