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TV's Tipping Point

alinv writes ": Ashley Highfield, the head of BBC New Media & Technology spoke yesterday at a conference about how TV is being radically changed by users: 'future TV will may be unrecognisable from today, defined not just by linear TV channels, packaged and scheduled by television executives, but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.'"

306 comments

  1. PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by pudding7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't RTFA, but.... Since I got my Tivo, I have no idea what commercials are. Unfortunately, I think I'm missing some cool shows because I never watch live TV anymore.

    1. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA, but.... Since I got my Tivo, I have no idea what commercials are. Unfortunately, I think I'm missing some cool shows because I never watch live TV anymore.
      You're also missing some cool commericals (there are some really nice ones around at the moment, or so I think). Oh well :)

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    2. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by smackjer · · Score: 1

      Co... mur.... shull?? Speak English, man!

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    3. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just missed Enterprise when they renamed the show Star Trek: Enterprise.

    4. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's the odd cool commercial you may be using, but frankly I must say I envy you. I still have to fast-forward with my old VCR...

      And by the way, the only reason I watch the Super Bowl is for the commercials!

    5. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even watch TV anymore. Most of the TV shows I like I can download and watch whenever I please.. and if I like something a LOT I can always buy it on DVD.

      Of course the con of that is just what you mentioned; I bet I'm missing some good new shows.. ah well! more time (and money) to spend on my girlfriend

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    6. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no thanks. a few "cool commercials" are not worth the repeated mind programming (commercials).

    7. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, they have it twice a week. (most people without PVRs probably don't even know that)

    8. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by K8Fan · · Score: 3, Informative

      So very true. I got a pair of DirecTivos and upgraded both of them, and my wife hasn't watched anything in real time since. She watches what I call the "Vickie Channel", a channel that has programs that would never appear on the same channel, all of which match her tastes. For instance, she put all the actors from the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy in her "Wish List" (except Christopher Lee who has been in hundreds of films). So her Tivo has delivered her a number of great films from New Zealand and Australia starring Miranda Otto.

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    9. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 1

      I don't mind commercials. I tune them out, change channels, do something else, whatever. What I do mind is when they damage the shows themselves with commercials for something else on the channel. For years, they have been shrinking down credits to say "Coming up next!", often cutting out the last joke of a sitcom. Now they have animations and cartoon ads running around on the bottom of the screen, distracting you from the show. The very worst here is Fox 5 Atlanta, who will take say, That 70's show, shrink the picture to 2/3 size and move it top right, and put a huge blue frame on the left and bottom to advertise what's coming on next. Stations want to flag a show with a translucent network id in the corner, fine. But I really wish they would quit damaging their own content to advertise.

    10. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I was watching "Cold Case" for the first time over the weekend, and in the very begining they had a scene from the past with a date on it, however CBS's logo blocked out the last digit of the date, I couldn't tell what year in the 80's it was! I think even those station logos can be damaging.....

    11. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by fermion · · Score: 1

      OTOH, given the lack of of quality writing, acting, or production value in most televisions shows, I have noticed that commercials often are those things that provide entertainment in an otherwise drab, product driven landscape.

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    12. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      It's OK. Most of the good commercials are available as AVIs, MPEGs, or OGMs aren't they? If not from the actual company, then maybe from someone other fan via Bit Torrent or other filesharing system?

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    13. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by jbrax · · Score: 0

      For those of us who still don't have one:

      PVR = Personal (Digital) Video Recorder
      Tivo = Commercial PVR including special hardware and service.

      You can get the same features (and more) for free (like beer) with Linux and Mythtv.

    14. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by lelnet · · Score: 1

      >You can get the same features (and more) for free (like beer) with Linux and Mythtv

      Well...not really.

      The last time I checked, MythTV's answer to changing channels on a cable box is "we'll let you run an external program to do it...except there is no external program that can do that, so I guess you can just FOAD". TiVO can do this out of the box. (For those of us with digital cable, a PVR is basically an unwieldly paperweight unless it has this feature.)

      Plus which, while Linux and the MythTV software are free, the TV-capture hardware necessary to run MythTV is not, nor is a Linux system that can fit neatly on top of my TV. Not only are they not free-as-in-beer, they're not less expensive than an off-the-shelf TiVO.

      MythTV seems like a nice project for people with spare hardware and lots of time on their hands, but frankly it doesn't seem likely to make even a sizeable dent in TiVO. And, since TiVO is not merely Linux-based but openly and flagrantly tolerant of hacking by users, I see no need to spend more money and more time to implement MythTV just to make some sort of statement against them.

    15. Re:PVRs are already making TV unrecognizable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LINK IS NSFW!! Should be sourceforgE!!

  2. Duh by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

    Give the link to the BBC website?

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    1. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody alt-site-linking karma whores.

  3. Re:TV Executives... by mrtroy · · Score: 1

    Family Guy MAY have had the potential to beat the Simpsons in all time best cartoon. Considering how the first few seasons of the Simpsons were relatively low quality in comparison to the ones after...Family Guy had great potential.

    I dont think ive ever watched a Family Guy without laughing at least for 15 minutes.

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  4. My Channels by lostindenver · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Comcast's Line up.

    1. Re:My Channels by luciuskwok · · Score: 1

      You mean comcast on demand? How's that working for you?

  5. sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And we'll all just get around on those moving sidewalks and flying cars, too.

    Yeah, we haven't been hearing about "new-tv" as long as these, but its getting almost as tiresome.....

    1. Re:sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still pissed about those damn Tom Selleck "You Will" ads for AT&T!!

    2. Re:sure...... by Chemical · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remember those. What did Tom promise us again?

    3. Re:sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I remember a columnist with some bit which went something like:

      [fade into man with pda in bathroom stall]
      voice-over: Did you ever wish you could bounce a check while sitting on the can?
      [dramatic(sic) pause]
      voice-over: You will.

    4. Re:sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He promised we could see Monica's tits in holovision!!!

      Lying bastard! (Oh, and that we didn't have to worry about the evil spiderbots running amok...)

    5. Re:sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Note that Monica thought she WAS on that tape!!! Obviously the dirty little mynx let Richard tape her at one point.)

      I mean..."You watch Friends?!!! That's so girlie!"

    6. Re:sure...... by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      What about the Enron ones promising to change the world? (Ask Why)

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  6. Haven't we seen this? by gsparrow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think its called the internet.

    1. Re:Haven't we seen this? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think its called the internet

      Maybe, but t.v. is infinitely better than the Internet when it comes to zoning out after work and just relaxing while the mind slowly oozes out onto the floor of numbness.

      from the article, "audiences will want to organize and re-order content the way they want it"

      I don't want t.v. to be something I have to assemble or manipulate in order to get something watchable.

    2. Re:Haven't we seen this? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 0

      I don't need a TV or computer to pull that off. I just lay down on the couch and pet my cat.

    3. Re:Haven't we seen this? by Crockerboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe, but t.v. is infinitely better than the Internet when it comes to zoning out after work
      I agree, the internet is best left to zoning out during work

    4. Re:Haven't we seen this? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Laying down and petting my cat doesn't just help me relax for the short term; pets have been shown to have long-term improvements on physical and mental health.

    5. Re:Haven't we seen this? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1
      but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.'"

      Maybe its just me, but I am more then vaguely reminded of the "TV walls" of Bradbury's Farenheit 451 . It sounds like TV will turn into an amalgam of streaming video, with the sole purpose of transfixing its audience.

      This may allready be the case for some cahnnels, but some people (mostly non /.ers) get their news from TV still. This "kaleidoscope" sounds like trouble to me.

  7. Thousands of steams? by BizidyDizidy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indistinguishable as actual channels? What about instituting a completely on-demand cable system? I don't know about everyone, but I'm not looking for TV to be a mindblowing experience; I can leave the house for those. It would be nice to be able to watch the programs I want, when I want, though.

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    1. Re:Thousands of steams? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It would be nice to be able to watch the programs I want, when I want, though.

      Just rent a DVR from your cable company. Or buy your own.

      Still, I can't wait to have something that is "indistinguishable as actual channels". Oh wait, I have that now.

    2. Re:Thousands of steams? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      But how do you know what programs those are, if not by flipping channels and seeing something interesting?

      What they talk about on the morning zoo radio show or around the water cooler? Are you that much of a sheep?

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    3. Re:Thousands of steams? by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if instead of paying $40/month for 100 channels of noise, 24/7, you could pay your $40 and get say 100 hours of stuff that you actually wanted to see, when you wanted to see it.

    4. Re:Thousands of steams? by b!arg · · Score: 1

      How? By having a listing of available programs. Perhaps grouped and sorted by genre or alphabetical or even user defined. Click the button and watch.

      With the digital cable I have now you can do a search for sports, movies, or even type in a name. You look through it and if you see something you like you just open it up and it gives you the times it is playing and you can click a reminder if it's going to be on in an hour or whatever. Instead of that it could just play right off.

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    5. Re:Thousands of steams? by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      Are you that much of a sheep?

      Huh?

      A) Watch what the networks want you to watch, when they want you to watch it. Or,
      B) Watch the content that you want to see, when you want to see it.

      By choosing A), you've proven that you're the sheep. Do you also have to be presented with a limited selection of books by major publishers order to decide what you want to read?

    6. Re:Thousands of steams? by Tsali · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not looking for TV to be a mindblowing experience; I can leave the house for those

      Do you live in Amsterdam?

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    7. Re:Thousands of steams? by dkone · · Score: 1

      Simple answer:

      Cable companies are monopolies. At todays rates you would not be able to afford a completely on-demand cable system.

      What the cable industry needs is deregulation.

    8. Re:Thousands of steams? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      I thought the cable companies were deregulated back in the mid 80's?

      I remember when the cable bill used to be $7 a month for crap channels. Since about 1986 or so, the rates have been going up, and the number of channels have been going up. I remember $7 would buy you maybe 10-15 channels. Then you could buy the enhanced basic, or extended basic, then you could pay $3 for each premium channel. Since 1986, they started coming in packages and such.

      Oh well. I was only in like 6th grade back then, so my memory may have faded considerably :)

    9. Re:Thousands of steams? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      A friend just showed me their new cable feature, I think it's called On-Demand Viewing. The cable company puts a bunch of shows into their "on-demand" section, and allows you to watch them whenever you want. They have commercials, but it's just a single commercial at a time, and it's not for a product -- it's for another show on the same network (I watched a couple episodes of Strangers With Candy the other day). The FF/REW features aren't as "fine-grained" as ReplayTV/Tivo, since the signal has to travel back to home base and then back to your box, so there's a 2-3 second delay when you press the button and when it reacts, but I suppose you'd get used to it.

      The only problem is that they don't have everything available that way yet. I'd imagine it's only a matter of time, though...

      Myself, I have a ReplayTV, which has worked great for years now.

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    10. Re:Thousands of steams? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      Man, pay-per-view (aka on-demand) has absolutely sucked putrid shit the last two months. Insight is my cable provider, and they've offered lousy stuff on the on-demand channels for the last two months. Of course, there's hasn't been but a small handful of movies this year worth witnessing. Then again, the entire television spectrum has been that way for over a decade now. Nevermind.

    11. Re:Thousands of steams? by markhb · · Score: 1

      In my state at least, cable franchises are non-exclusive; the town or city has the right to grant a competing franchise any time it wants to. The catch is, except for a very few extremely-high-density locations (e.g., Manhattan), there aren't enough potential customers per mile to support more than one network. Companies don't want to pay up front to build when the only result (barring complete incompetence on the part of the existing provider) will be a price war that keeps them from recouping the investment. So, except for those few high-density locations, or a few places where municipalities have built their own systems, cable tends to be a single-vendor situation.

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    12. Re:Thousands of steams? by Algan · · Score: 1

      They are already starting to do this. Here in New Jersey they started to introduce Video on Demand for some channels (most notably HBO, Showtime, Cinemax and such). The thing works pretty much like a PVR with some restrictions. You can ff, rew, freeze frame and stop the program at any time, however there is a 2-3 seconds delay between the button press on the remote and the actual response. Unfortunately not all the shows are there yet, but still, it's worth it. The thing costs $5/mo per VoD channel, but the tranquility and happines that come with the wife watching the entire season of Sex and the City in one shot is priceless:). The cable provider I have is Cablevision (hint: best residential internet access ever), but I recently heard commercials on the radio for VoD on Comcast.

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    13. Re:Thousands of steams? by k12linux · · Score: 1

      Cool, my own "Dr. Who" marathon at my fingertips whenever I don't want to move from the couch for 24 hours (except for bathroom break of course.) lol

    14. Re:Thousands of steams? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Since King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, and the Jamie Kennedy Experiment all went off the air (or moved to times I can't watch?) I haven't turned the TV on. I think I have literally not turned the thing on for 6 weeks. (Counting on my fingers, because that's incredible). Yep. 6 weeks, plus a couple of days.

      I watch my fishtank more than my TV. And that is no lie, and I'm not even joking or exaggerating.

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  8. kind of... by heh2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    like tivo? is this news? in the future, shows will probably be subscription based, so you can subscribe to just the shows you like. at least, that's how i'd like things. i don't watch 95% of the crap i get on cable.

    1. Re:kind of... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hopefully it's more like Suprnova.org

    2. Re:kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sort of realized how much crap there is on TV when I stumbled upon the horseracing network.

      wtf

      express your love

    3. Re:kind of... by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      If TIVO had HDTV support and a nice plug into Comcast's cable HDTV then I'd probably use it in a second. I looked at Dish, but it doesn't appear to host that many HDTV shows yet. I don't have an HDTV yet, but have been eying them as they come down in price and more and more media is becoming available.

    4. Re:kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn it, don't tell everyone.

    5. Re:kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you won't get the shows you don't know about to know if you like them enough to subscribe to them. Basically, when the shows you current like end, that is the end of the road because you won't know any others.

      ?

    6. Re:kind of... by bert33 · · Score: 1

      Supposedly Tivo is releasing an HD unit soon. I haven't heard many details on it lately, though, so maybe it has been delayed. Here is their orgional press release The article doesn't mention what type of outputs the HD Tivo will have, but it would be idiotic to not have at least component in/out, if not DVI.

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    7. Re:kind of... by Thavius · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd LIKE subscription based TV. There's only 3 channels I really watch - History Channel, Weather Channel, and CNN. I don't get cool channels that I'd like. It'd be nice to subscribe to certain channels, rather than pay a high price for the channels I want, plus channels like Golf Channel, 3 home shopping networks, 6 "inspirational" channels, and the like.

      But hey, what do I know? I'm only the customer. I'll take what I'm forced to buy and like it, right?

  9. finally by icebones · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'll finally be able to watch all the reruns of shows in order with out having to deal with schedule changes halfway through the show like cartoon network does DBZ

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  10. What did you expect to hear? by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    Sounds like somebody talking up their own job, if you ask me.

  11. Individualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    There's nothing like catering specifically to the one person who likes Golden Girls reruns mixed in with heaps of porn.

    1. Re:Individualization by neilb78 · · Score: 0

      1. My wife loves Golden Girls
      2. I love porn
      3. ???
      4. Profit

      that just doesn't sound right.

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    2. Re:Individualization by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no! The BEST combination would be the 1998-2001 Miss Universe/Miss America/Miss World pageants next to porn from 2002-2003. A lot of familiar faces!

      1999 Miss Universe ---> oooh I would like to see Miss *country* naked! She is soo hot!

      2002 Porno ---> ooh that Miss *country* can really swallow that banana!

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    3. Re:Individualization by deeLo57 · · Score: 0

      Time out!!!
      Golden Girls isn't porn???

    4. Re:Individualization by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of "Golden Shower Girls".

      Easy mistake to make.

    5. Re:Individualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels. ...but it will still suck.

  12. Oh YEAH! by cliffy2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope"
    Oh, yeah. Just what I want.
    Just when TV was getting crappy enough (all reality shows, all the time), now it'll make me physically dizzy. THANKS, genius executives.

    1. Re:Oh YEAH! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      It's true. When you look through a real kaleidoscope, there are so many flakes and mirrors that you can't see what you're actually looking at. Likewise, future TV will be covered with so many layers of scrolling banners, floating logos, preview windows and sidebars that you won't be able to see the actual program. HDTV will make this trend worse, since it just represents more real-estate on which to paint these dazzling distractions.

    2. Re:Oh YEAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds very silly. Like this is the "future of TV!!" and all our tv will look like as ridiculous as it does in movies set in the future.

      Well, maybe some channels are getting a good start on it. CNN.

  13. The World of Tomorrow by TraumaHound · · Score: 5, Funny
    thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.


    It's good to know that MTV will still be around in the future.
  14. It doesn't matter by dacarr · · Score: 1

    I don't care what they say it'll be in 20 years or 20 centuries, it'll still be the same crap.

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    1. Re:It doesn't matter by Big_Ass_Spork · · Score: 0
      I ignore AC's. Use your real name.

      Fuck you. I am sure your mama named you dacarr. I am anti-AC as well, but you sound like a total fucktard.

      Just thought I'd let you know. Carry on then...

  15. Why Ashley Highfield Is Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He assumes that digital television will become ubiquitous. It won't. Just as the RIAA and MPAA have demonstrated that they will fight tooth and nail to prevent digital music and video from becoming free and ubiquitous, controllable by the people, so too will the major networks fight to insure that television will not become like he believes. There are strong forces that will rally against television to insure that it does NOT contain things such as "our viewers' contributions." There are political reasons for that as well as economic ones. In any event, sorry Ashley, but it ain't gonna happen.

    1. Re:Why Ashley Highfield Is Incorrect by cyanobyte · · Score: 0

      Ashley is a hot newscaster chick. Not a he, but I agree. Cyanobyte

    2. Re:Why Ashley Highfield Is Incorrect by gehrehmee · · Score: 1
      Just as the RIAA and MPAA have demonstrated that they will fight tooth and nail to prevent digital music and video from becoming free and ubiquitous...

      But digital music and video are free and ubiquitous today, regardless of the RIAA and MPAA's attempts to prevent it. Sooner or later (later, at this rate) law and industry will accept this or perish. Once they learn to be productive under the new technological realities, the prediction Highfield makes will be not only possible, but inevitable.

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  16. The Internet anyone? by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

    The Internet in its current state is something similar to future TV IMO, just imagine more TV network switching to broadcasting over the Internet, and broadband being available in every house.

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  17. 57 (000) channels by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    and STILL nothin' on.

    1. Re:57 (000) channels by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

      True but with that many channels you can kill 3hrs channel surfing.

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  18. Ah, the Glory days by snowlick · · Score: 5, Funny

    "resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels."

    So basically, all those years of watching scrambled porn channels are going to pay off big time.

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    1. Re:Ah, the Glory days by twray · · Score: 1
      I could give a H-E-double-hockey-sticks about TV. Don't watch. Unless forced.

      Your "poison gas/explosive metal" sig line blew my mind. I actually had to look this up. I love this @#$%! Do it again! Blow my mind! (This comment is sarcasm-free.)

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  19. For Users? by StingRayGun · · Score: 1

    That sounds like TV for the people, as opposed to TV for the media conglomerates... FAT CHANCE!!!

    As long as they control our airwaves innovation that would benifit users will never happen. The web was supposed to resemble that too, remember?

    1. Re:For Users? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're aware that the BBC has no adverts or pay-per-view yes ? Which media conglomerates are you talking about ?

      The Beeb is supported by basically the entire country (everyone with a TV) paying for a TV licence. You can't watch TV without one - saying "I don't watch BBC" is not a defence :-) They also sell their programs abroad.

      In general the quality is a damn sight better than all the advert-or-ppv-funded channels. You can argue whether the "tax" imposed on TV viewers is fair, but since it costs me less per year for the Beeb than it does for 2 months of Sky, I don't think it's a strong argument, given that the programs can be much better. Yeah, they have crap too. Show me a channel that doesn't...

      Simon.

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    2. Re:For Users? by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The web was supposed to resemble that too, remember?

      And it did, for a while. When the net was strictly a geek thing, or at least not a mainstream corporate thing (circa 1995), regular people did control the content. And there was a lot of content. Unfortunately, about 50% was crap and assorted fluff, 45% was porn, and about 5% was actually worth looking at. Then the corporates came, and it changed to about 90% porn, 8% crap and assorted fluff, and 2% worth looking at that's harder then hell to find. But one thing you must remember: TV was never controlled by regular people. It has always and will always be controlled by the corporations. But hey...every now and then, they slip up and actually let something good go on the air. And they don't even notice it at first. It took them at least 2 seasons to realize Family Guy was funny, and another season to finally kill it...

    3. Re:For Users? by StingRayGun · · Score: 1

      How long did it take them to realize that Michael Moore wasn't on their side? I only remember that show beingn on the air for one summer. Damn that corporate crime fighting chicken was funny.

    4. Re:For Users? by Zimm · · Score: 1

      TV was never controlled by regular people. It has always and will always be controlled by the corporations.

      What an odd statement, i'm sure there are a lot of corporations out there that have nothing to do with television. Also I have little doubt that there are plenty of television companies world wide that are sole propreiterships, or partnerships etc. What makes you think they have all incorporated? or that all corportations are acting together to control television?

    5. Re:For Users? by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? TV (in the US anyway) is controlled almost exclusively by NBC (GE), ABC (Disney), CBS, Fox, Turner, and the various cable companies.

      They don't have to be unified to control TV - if every station is run by a corporation (which virtually all are in the US), I think it's fair to say that TV is controlled by corporations...

    6. Re:For Users? by telstar · · Score: 1
      "It took them at least 2 seasons to realize Family Guy was funny, and another season to finally kill it..."
      • Imagine how long it could've lasted if only they'd integrated porn...
    7. Re:For Users? by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      family guy has to be the most innovative animated series since the simpsons. the humor on that show was awesome.

    8. Re:For Users? by hobo2k · · Score: 1
      45% was porn, and about 5% was actually worth looking at
      You mean 5% of the porn right?
    9. Re:For Users? by Zimm · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? TV (in the US anyway) is controlled almost exclusively by NBC (GE), ABC (Disney), CBS, Fox, Turner, and the various cable companies.

      Ah yes, the world revolves around the US, I forgot.

      They don't have to be unified to control TV - if every station is run by a corporation (which virtually all are in the US), I think it's fair to say that TV is controlled by corporations...

      *Virtually* at least your leaving room that not all are incorporated. Any way TV is controled by people, who may or may not have incorportated depending on the laws of the society it is in. Corporations aren't evil any ways, it's those damn limited partnerships!

  20. Do you read Wired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    future TV will may be unrecognisable from today, defined not just by linear TV channels, packaged and scheduled by television executives, but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.'

    Oh, you mean like the internet.

  21. Misread it at first by Tri0de · · Score: 1

    I thought it said "indistinguishable as actual content".

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  22. Yawn... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1, Insightful


    > 'future TV will may be unrecognisable from today, defined not just by linear TV channels, packaged and scheduled by television executives, but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.'

    Yep, I see the same informercials on all my favorite channels now.

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  23. Kaleidoscope? by Asprin · · Score: 2, Funny


    A kaleidoscope? You mean that tube-thingy you look through with the mirrors inside that make it look like the same thing is in a lot of different places, but really they're all just pale reflections of each other?

    Yeah.... I think I can see how TV might eventually evolve into that. [grin]

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    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
  24. BBC = no more licence fee! by _lookface · · Score: 1

    The BBC can't exactly play a big role in the future of television when access to its content in the UK (or any other tv content, bar current streams) requires a licence fee!! How are the BBC going to regulate this, I for one am not going to pay for a service I could in a less biased form and for free from another country.

  25. indistinguishable by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    With advertising indistinguishable from the content.

  26. Jibber-Jabber by elwoodblues16 · · Score: 1

    "...will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels."
    Can someone explain exactly what in the world that will mean? It sounds like they're leveraging the paradigms to outsource manpower.

    1. Re:Jibber-Jabber by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK I find visualization useful here.

      First, visualize a bunch of feces. Poop from different animals, and different diets. So different sized poop, different colored poop, and different smelling poop.

      Ok, now start throwing that poop at your TV screen. When you are finished, that is your "kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels."
      You see, you cannot distinguish which poop is which, but you do know there is a lot of poop there.

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    2. Re:Jibber-Jabber by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Jesus, people don't get modded down for saying "shit." Your comment is painful to read. It is ok to use the word "shit." Take advantage.

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  27. tv future by YllabianBitPipe · · Score: 1

    Tivo is definitely kick ass, and the way I love to view tv ... just the shows i want. one of the most cool things about it is seeing movies / shows starring certain actors. but there is still one weakness which i hope the cable companies will address ... you are still limited by shows that are actually airing today. I'd love it if the entertainment companies would open up their "back catalogs" and allow us to view any tv show / movie made at any time whenever we want it. THAT would be sheer tivo nirvana ... I wonder if it will ever happen.

    1. Re:tv future by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      HBO On Demand just started on Oct-1 and I can play any show or movie airing during the month at any time without incurring extra charges. Just like the commercial says, you can play, pause, fast forward and rewind any On Demand show right from the remote. Add that to my 144-hour TiVo, and its a crankin' setup. And those movies are separate from the virtual Blockbuster in my cable box with hundreds of titles for $3.99 and a 24-hour viewing window. So your nirvana may not be at hand, but having 500 movies and shows at my fingertips (and 1/3rd at no extra charge) is a pretty good start.

      Each time this conversation comes up, I'm surprised no one mentions the Atom Films On Demand channel carried by Comcast. There's some cool stuff in there.

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  28. She needs to watch more TV .... by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels

    It's obvious Ms. Highflied doesn't watch very much TV. Because the few times I do watch TV ,I think how much crap is on the tube and wonder what happened the "real channels and programming."

    1. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by spruce · · Score: 1

      What "real channels and programming" are you talking about?

      People who say there's nothing on t.v ever are must just be watching Fox and all the new reality shit, and ignoring all the good stuff that's on. How about a little History Channel, TLC, Discorvery(s), more sports than one can imagine, news 24 hours with whatever kind of slant you prefer, etc.

      So no, there's not always something good on all the time, but most of the time I can find something that's pretty interesting.

    2. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      TLC

      You mean the fashion and home decorating channel?

      The L in TLC originally stood for Learning. It reminds me now of the urban legend that Kentucky Fried Chicken was officially renamed "KFC" because they stopped using actual chicken.

    3. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny you should say that. I used to watch TLC before it became what seems to me to be a lot of BBC one-offs (ripoffs?).

      Also, the article mentions 50% of UK residents have internet connectivity and digital TV. A couple of questions: is this the same 50%? As I live in the US, what is the US %'s. When we moved, we did not bother to get cable. Currently it is too much money for too much stuff bundled that I will not watch that I don't want to pay for. So we watch some PBS and read a lot.
      So our household falls into the group that does not have digital cable and probably will not until and unless (if ever) the price for selective programming drops to dial-up prices.

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    4. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by spruce · · Score: 1

      You mean the fashion and home decorating channel?


      No - I mean more like American Chopper, the other big metal machines. Like I said - not always, but certainly there.

    5. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick click of the link to the article would probably be fairly enlightening to you regarding the gender of Mr. Highfield.

      There's even a picture, so you can still say you didn't read the article.

    6. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Think of it this way......if TV becomes more like the internet.....in terms of the bar being lowered for who gets to put content up.....well....it'll be a mixed blessing.

      2 things happened when the bar lowered for the internet. Lots of commercial websites that cluttered it......and lots of very informative sites that were extremely specific and narrow in their topic. Personally, if there were something like GoogleTV where I could search for the channels/shows I wanted, I see no problem with TV evolving into this.

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    7. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      It's obvious Ms. Highflied doesn't watch very much TV. Because the few times I do watch TV ,I think how much crap is on the tube and wonder what happened the "real channels and programming."

      I think that should read "It's obvious Ms. Highflied doesn't watch very much American TV.".

      Take a look at UK television stations at some point if you can. Sure we pay a licence fee for BBC (no adverts and quality original programmes) and sure it sometimes gets slack for not having the budgets to purchase big name import programmes (eg. they run 2 year old Simpsons) - but it's still good.

      Even the commercial stations run about 2 minutes of adverts every 15 minutes, don't start a programme and then slip a break in immediately after the credits, nor do they put one in just before the final credits roll and finally you don't get more than one plug for a programme on their station at the beginning and end of the advert slot.

      Compaired to American stations, the adverts are still an annoyance but definately not as intruisive. This goes some way to explain why the Tivo hasn't taken off quite so well over here.

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    8. Re:She needs to watch more TV .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, let me give you two clues.
      1. The picture at the top of the link looks very much like a bloke to me. So that's Mr Highfield.
      2. The first 'B' in BBC stands for 'British'.

  29. Stupidest prediction EVER! by mrtroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like viewers wish to devote all of their attention to the TV. Or program the TV. TV is great because it preys on our laziness. You can sit there and do nothing, and gain entertainment, or sleep.

    "audiences will want to organize and re-order content the way they want it"
    No, we dont, we want to use one button on a remote.

    But, as I RTFA, I do agree with some of his points.

    TV programs should be able to be watched any time. I should be able to watch my programs in my order at my time.
    Excluding live events of course, which should be left live for obvious reasons.

    Media is changing. If the music industry wasnt a wake up call for the movie and television industries, it sure should have been. People will do things their way, and the industry cannot control that. They must change to keep pace with it, as the music industry has not in general.

    Interesting ideas, well written article. But television is still, and always will be about laziness for me. How else could you ever get through a 5 hour breakup with a girlfriend without a TV to watch during it. (while pretending to listen of course)

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    [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    1. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >>"audiences will want to organize and re-order content the way they want it"
      >No, we dont, we want to use one button on a remote.

      Unless it's a mouse...right?

    2. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Do you know what people did before they had teelvisions? They:
      1) Slept (modern people are famous for not getting nearly enough)
      2) Looked up at the fucking sky and thought how great the future would be when the could watch stuff like tv.
      3) Just plain fucked.

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      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    3. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by illumin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I think a lot of us in the Slashdot crowd don't appreciate the dynamic of this because we're just not young enough.

      This seems like it should be a no-brainer because here we are on Slashdot, commenting on stories that come from thousands of different places on the internet, and generally organizing and re-ordering content the way we want.

      How is this any different whether we are commenting on video streams or web pages? I think she is amazingly insightful about the future of television. I predict more and more Slashdot-like comment and moderation systems being used by TV viewers to comment and interact with their programs in real-time, even posting their own video comments (ugh, goatse.cx links just got a lot more painful) after each show.

      I'd say this is just the opposite, not the Stupidest prediction ever, but one of the more brilliant.

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    4. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 1

      How else could you ever get through a 5 hour breakup with a girlfriend without a TV to watch during it. (while pretending to listen of course)

      Hmm... I wonder why she broke up with you...

    5. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

      >> "audiences will want to organize and re-order content the way they want it"
      > No, we dont, we want to use one button on a remote.

      Someone's not used a DVR. She's talking about watching what you want when you want. She's talking about TiVo, which is this little thing that's shaking up the tv industry... you might want to look into it.

    6. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this any different whether we are commenting on video streams or web pages?

      It's easy. We don't want to interact with TV like we interact with the Intarweb. We want to interact with computers like we do, and interact with TV like we do.

      Now, I'm all for commercial-free high-definition video-on-demand. But interactive? Fuck it.

    7. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by StarFace · · Score: 1

      Actually, they listened to the radio programs before there was television.

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    8. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least he had one!!

  30. yeh right by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The internet was supposed to have done that by now.

    Any day now I'll be watching a kaleidascope of magical fairy shit on my HDTV while playing duke nukem forever.

    I think people like tv as it is, and it'll probably stay with the status quo for a long long time, there's nothing wrong with passive entertainment.

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  31. Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But i would have liked it if you had some discussion of the link between the disappearance of King Vitamin from grocery store shelves and the rise in juvenile delinquincy.

    1. Re:Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude...King Vitamin...I miss that shit.

  32. Re:TV Executives... by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Futurama is the one that needs to be dethroned. Family Guy does have plenty of cheap laughs, but Futurama is the one that has sublime plots and sublimer references.

    Unfortunately for it, Simpsons is being diluted by a lot of really bad episodes. A lot of the wonderful character traits built-up in the early seasons have been thrown away.

    There are other good cartoons out there, but they don't run on Fox.

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  33. Argh! Worse mental imagery than goatse! by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Hot girl-girl action...

    1. Re:Argh! Worse mental imagery than goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jimmy, thanks for telling us that you're gay. We really wanted to know after all.

    2. Re:Argh! Worse mental imagery than goatse! by b!arg · · Score: 1

      *doubles over and hits your shoes with his projectile vomit*

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  34. Waiting for the first TV Virus by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny

    As TV continues to make the move toward pure digital information, how long will it be before we see the first TV-specific virus corrupting dowloaded shows?

    "Honey, when did they add the Goatsex guy to the cast of Friends?"

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    1. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Actually, he plays chandler or joey or bilmo or some shit. Damn i hate sitcoms.

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    2. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by nologin · · Score: 1
      I think they already exist, albeit in a slightly different form. Commercials definitely fit that definition, in my opinion.

      I can't wait to see the first penis enlargement informercial on TV.

    3. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have those already.

    4. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Honey, when did they add the Goatsex guy to the cast of Friends?"

      I think I'd be more creeped out if my girlfriend actually knew who the goatse guy was.

    5. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by pmz · · Score: 1

      "Honey, when did they add the Goatsex guy to the cast of Friends?"

      That's just the season finale, where the whole cast, production staff, and the set get pulled by a raging vortex into Hell's Anus, where everyone is enslaved to work in the corn fields by their new Gerbil Lords.

    6. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the season finale, where the whole cast, production staff, and the set get pulled by a raging vortex into Hell's Anus, where everyone is enslaved to work in the corn fields by their new Gerbil Lords.

      Well. I for one welcome our new...oh wait. That's fucking nasty.

    7. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who he is? Sheeeit... Your "girlfriend" can tell you what color his eyepatch is!

    8. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Ever watch TV around 3 am? There is this recurring penis enlargement infomercial that runs about once a week here in Atlanta.

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    9. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, so that explains the winner of the first season of Survivor...

    10. Re:Waiting for the first TV Virus by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      Brings new meaning to "ugly naked guy".

  35. Four trends, no revolutions by ianscot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. consumers are ...choosing not just the 'what' they watch but also the when, how and where they watch it.

    2. the audience increasingly wants to join in and get closer to their media.

    3. ...consuming more media simultaneously...

    4. ...the last trend -- sharing.

    So in the future, we will watch multiple reality shows we can shape with our various "votes" at the same time -- a time of our choosing. We'll have sent each other some of the shows, too. This is a revolution?

    No one mindblowing idea here -- basically it seems like the BBC's thinking about that "Super -Electronic Programme Guide" to get a little ahead on interfaces, and they don't want to stonewall peer-to-peer models the way the music industry did.

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  36. WHAHOO! by utlemming · · Score: 1
    Couch potato nirvana here I come...

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  37. Television ROTS brains. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I lot of people, like me, are getting increasingly disenchanted by television. I stopped watching television almost completely about four years ago because the commercials were repetitive crap with garbage in between. 10,000 channels and nothing to watch on TV. And the news programs... don't even get me started. They tell you, "Up next," whatever story they were advertising all day. But the only thing that's "up next" is more commercials, and the story you're interested in is always about 2 seconds long and at the very end of the news program.

    I decided that TV rots brains, so now, I have two televisions in my home and neither of them are plugged in. The big one is where all my clean laundry piles up, waiting to be folded, and the small one just sits there. I can tell you that since I made this change, I have become a much happier person. Suddenly, I have time to read books, which help to develop the imagination, rather than destroy it like TV does.

    And a lot of people I know, who do not allow their children to watch television, are amazed at how full their children's lives are. They love to read; they spend time with friends; they do all sorts of stuff. So I swear by this: Television is a waste of time. The Internet is a better source of entertainment. (No, don't read all kinds of "inappropriate" messages from that statement.)

    When I read /.'s blurb about this article (about how there will be many streams of content, not necessarily representing channels), the first thought that went through my mind was, "I certainly hope not."

    1. Re:Television ROTS brains. by IsleOfView · · Score: 1

      Is your name Jonathan Green?

    2. Re:Television ROTS brains. by kisrael · · Score: 1

      And the news programs... don't even get me started. They tell you, "Up next," whatever story they were advertising all day. But the only thing that's "up next" is more commercials, and the story you're interested in is always about 2 seconds long and at the very end of the news program.

      Hah! One night I got totally suckered by a Fox news teaser "find out why you might want to avoid that second cup of coffee!"...I watch the whole crappy "news" program for half an hour for a 15 seconds blurb that 3 cups or more of decaf coffee daily is linked to rheumotoid artheritis in middle aged women.

      Right up there with my favorite ever Fox 'teaser' line
      BALLOONS: Why are they so DEADLY.

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    3. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

      You are right, and I can prove it rots your brain.

      How many of you slashdoters watched the Matrix when it aired on tv, while at the same time you OWN THE DAMN FREAKING MOVIE ON DVD! sitten right next to you dvd player and yet you will watch it on tv with 2 hours worth of ads about suv's, fast food, and color safe bleach.

      TV makes you stupid. And stupid kills.

    4. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was also getting tired of the commercials, so I picked up a Tivo. Now I find that I watch less TV than ever. I never worry about catching something live, because Tivo will record it and I'll just watch it later. Except, I rarely end up going back to watch it.

      As for your comment about children- well watching TV or having a full life is a false dichotomy. I have a two year old who has a few TV programs that she likes to watch (Sesame Street, Dora, Oswald). She also loves to look at books, play with playdoh, color, play with with her toys, sing, run around, etc... She has an incredibly full live and TV is a part of it.

    5. Re:Television ROTS brains. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      All that this comment taught me is that people who watch television are depriving themselves of their ability to be sanctimonious assholes.

      So you don't enjoy TV, great. That's no reason for you to start foaming at the mouth about how it's rotting the rest of our minds and destroying our imaginations.

    6. Re:Television ROTS brains. by kisrael · · Score: 1

      How many of you slashdoters watched the Matrix when it aired on tv, while at the same time you OWN THE DAMN FREAKING MOVIE ON DVD! sitten right next to you dvd player and yet you will watch it on tv with 2 hours worth of ads about suv's, fast food, and color safe bleach.

      That's an interesting point. I know I sometimes feel drawn to a tv broadcast of a movie that I own or could easily rent. I think--seriously--watching broadcast tv is still a bit of meta-social event. There is something about knowing you're watching something at the same time as everybody else. And commercials, while sometimes annoying (though while sometimes really cool) are a shared bit of cultural memage. (Sometimes that's really obvious, like "WHAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUP" a while back.)

      This is similar to why they invented the laugh track. Its inventors weren't so much worried about you not knowing when to laugh, they though that people sitting home alone would feel less lonely with the slight illusion of being part of the shared experience of an audience member.

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    7. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot ROTS brains

    8. Re:Television ROTS brains. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      I decided that TV rots brains, so now, I have two televisions in my home and neither of them are plugged in.

      Bah. Quit talking the talk and start walking the walk. Get rid of the televisions. If it rots your brain and they're not even plugged in, get rid of them.

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    9. Re:Television ROTS brains. by CaseyB · · Score: 1
      That's an interesting point. I know I sometimes feel drawn to a tv broadcast of a movie that I own or could easily rent. I think--seriously--watching broadcast tv is still a bit of meta-social event. There is something about knowing you're watching something at the same time as everybody else.

      I've thought about this myself. My wife thinks I'm nuts when I watch a movie on TV that I own on DVD. But on some subconscious level it does have aspects of being a shared experience. That's pretty sad, I guess.

    10. Re:Television ROTS brains. by jvagner · · Score: 1

      I know we'll get made fun of here, but if you don't watch TV for a few months, its charms fade very very quickly. I stay in hotels regularly, watch a little, and usually turn it off. I'm hardly a luddite, and I used to love it.

      I do rent the occasional series on DVD -- 24, Sopranos. The rest, even shows I used to love (NBC's Thurs night line-up) I find I can very easily live without.

    11. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      The non-tv children also know virtually nothing about other cultures, don't know jack when it comes to history, can't relate to popular culture except for their small clique of 'friends', and are as dissacossiated with the age they live in as someone who spent their life living in a cave. I got news for you dude, 'they are spending time with friends doing all sorts of stuff' = watching tv all day at their friends house cause you're too lame to go out and buy one. And tv is a waste of time while the interent is a better source of entertainment? Last time I checked, tv addiction didn't have its own psychological disorder! Unless the ads entertain you, there is almost no real entertainment on the net anyway (with the exception of vast mountians of shitty porn.) Now, tv is pretty shitty. But I think the corrupting influence of tv has less to do with 'rotting brains' and more to do with the information overload and the horrible philosphy that tv depicts. TV deluges us with crap and our brains simply can't handle the input, so they start shutting off outside influences leading to the behavior many mistakes as sloth: an apathetic couch potato. We simply can't handle the input. And if that weren't bad enough, the comercials with the constant deluge of 'buy, buy, buy' leads to the rather horrible materialistic philosphy that many have adopted. We are forcefed materialism and given no philosphy thus we become waht the ancient greeaks called an 'idiot' - an ethically hollow, unthinking, virtueless, brain-dead materialist - Someone who did not live their life but wasted it. The ancient greeks had no use for a person who sat around all day, hiding their house afraid to live.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    12. Re:Television ROTS brains. by kisrael · · Score: 1

      I've thought about this myself. My wife thinks I'm nuts when I watch a movie on TV that I own on DVD. But on some subconscious level it does have aspects of being a shared experience. That's pretty sad, I guess.

      Well, maybe. It's similar to one of two reasons to go to the movies: 1. bigger picture and sound, of course, but 2. so you can talk about it while it's still a hot topic of conversation, the shared cultural experience of the moment.

      You get some of the second factor when it comes on tv, but it is very watered down, and there are commercial interruptions.

      (And I suppose there's reason 3. to see a movie rather than wait for DVD: "cause you might die before the DVD comes out on" and you'd like to see it before then.

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      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    13. Re:Television ROTS brains. by CarlDenny · · Score: 1

      I have two televisions in my home and neither of them are plugged in.

      How do you play GTA? Or FFX? Or <shudder> DDR? Tekken? Red Faction II?

      Your post frightens and confuses me.

    14. Re:Television ROTS brains. by tfoss · · Score: 1
      I decided that TV rots brains

      They love to read; they spend time with friends; they do all sorts of stuff. So I swear by this: Television is a waste of time.

      Get off your damn high horse. Television has plenty of crap on it, but that doesn't mean the medium sucks. There's plenty of crap published in book format too. People who argue this 'television sucks' focus on the crap and ignore the quality stuff out there.

      It is akin to saying 'CDs suck' because the local Wherehouse music has a rack full of NSync. If you are unhappy with the programs you watch, find better programs. There are plenty of good, entertaining, moving, educational shows on television.

      Crappy TV rots brains about the same amount as crappy romance novels, or teeny bopper pop, or Gigli. Don't identify the medium with only its dregs.

      -Ted

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      -=-=- Quantum physics - the dreams stuff are made of.
    15. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a TV but I don't watch anything televised, that is I don't have cable or an antenna. At one time or another I have full digital cable and satelite subscriptions. I didn't renew either last time I moved. I just didn't think the cost outweighed the benefit. $40+/month plus the cost of whatever time I spent actually watching the stuff on TV for some sub par TV. The only shows that were on that I actually liked to watch were MST3K and AdultSwim. They are on at 9:00am Saturday morning and 11:00pm Sunday night, if memory serves. Not quite in fitting with a 9-5 work schedule.

      No moral reason for not having TV, just not worth it in my opinion. I rent about 5 DVDs a week from netflix.

    16. Re:Television ROTS brains. by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that over half of the "crap" selections in your list are conservative writers. Out of curiousity are they crap because you disagree with them? I would have gone more with the Joan Collins angle myself.

      That being said I go with the "90% of everything is crap" theory. Focus on the 10% that is not actively crap in most any area.

    17. Re:Television ROTS brains. by flacco · · Score: 1
      I stopped watching television almost completely about four years ago because the commercials were repetitive crap with garbage in between. 10,000 channels and nothing to watch on TV.

      Yes oh yes oh yes. I called the cable company to turn off my cable *and they won't do it*. They don't charge me (though they still have to charge about 50 cents less than basic cable for "line access" because I have a cable modem), but they won't come here and turn the crap off.

      So, I still Tivo PBS news programs and allow myself conan o'brien. Some day they'll have dsl in my area and that will be history too when the cable goes bye-bye.

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    18. Re:Television ROTS brains. by afree87 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but usually you watch television apathetically and get crap shovelled into your brain beyond your control (that's why TV advertising works), whereas when you read a book you get to choose what you find interesting.

    19. Re:Television ROTS brains. by StarFace · · Score: 1
      Heh, what? Okay, I grew up without television. My parents were world travelers. Before I was a teenager I knew more about other cultures, history, and the way life really is in this world than people twice my age. I didn't have a "clique" or circle of friends. I knew how to accept everyone equally, and was able to associate with the in crowd just as easily as the not-so-in crowds.

      I didn't see the world in "circles of friends," because I had not grown up with a box that depicted life that way. My knowledge of culture was the way people smile, the way their dust smells and their food tastes. Not by the sparse trivia you get on a "documentary" show.

      As far as relating to popular culture. You don't need that. It is a myth that you do. Popular culture is a vast expanse of pointlessness. I didn't know the first thing about modern music groups or anything when I hit highschool, but that didn't effect my ability to be a person with the people around me. They respected me for my unique perspective and ideas, not for whether or not I knew which hand Michael Jackson wore a glove on.

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      V
    20. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      First, the world traveler bit sort of exempts you. The vast majority of people can't afford to do that so using yourself as an example doesn't work. In a perfect world, everyone would be a world traveler and no one would need to watch tv (why would you want to watch something on tv that you can see for yourself?) but in the real world, most people can't afford to travel beyond maybe two or three states away on a yearly basis while growing up. As such, if they don't get culture on tv, they don't get any culture beyond their own.

      As for understanding popular culture, in order to really interact with a culture you need to be part of that culture. They may have respected you but did you really make any difference? Did you really change them in anyway? They might remember you but how different would they be if they never met you? I have read Livy's history to get his unique perspective and ideas, but he hasn't really changed me as a person in the waya close friend would. You state you didn't have a circle of friends but treated everyone equally, which is often a nice way of saying that you didn't form any close relationships with anyone. To truly interact with a culture, you have to have a feel for it. You need to at least understand popular culture in order to relate with them. If you can't really relate with them, your not going to make any real difference. Life is about more than the pursuit of knowledge. Granted, knowing Michael Jackson's glove hand isn't really useful in itself, but is useful in helping you to truly understand the people of the culture you are dealing with. Basically, if you really want to make a difference in a culture, you have to be more than an outsider and that's all you will be if you never understand popular culture. Think of it this way: if you went back in time and found yourself in ancient rome, would you ever truly fit into that culture if you didn't understand the basic interests of the average roman (in other word, popular culture)? They had a twilights zone episode on this, i forget the name, but it was one of the fourth season ones where he goes back in time and realizes he cant change anything so he goes back again juts to live but realizes he will never fit in and cant make a difference so he finally realizes that the present in the only place he fits in. For most people, the culture they grow up is the same, you can travel to other ones but you probably will never fit in. Cultural identity I think they call it.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    21. Re:Television ROTS brains. by StarFace · · Score: 1
      I realized that I was exempt when I wrote the message, that was my intention in writing it, because your statements did not include any exemptions. I showed one such path that allows a "non-tv" child to grow up with a healthy world view, thus implying there are others. So my example does work for what I intended it to do.

      They may have respected you but did you really make any difference?

      I am not sure I follow your question. Absolutely everything "makes a difference" to some degree, human or not; animate or inanimate. These questions are you are asking have very little to do with popular culture. :) They are good old staples of philosophical wonder, right up there with the meaning of life. Do you honestly think it makes a difference whether a person is steeped in pop culture or not, ten years after high school? Twenty years? Thirty?... It doesn't matter, either way the question of whether or not they would have changed as a result of being in contact with you is as idle as the tree falling in a forest question.

      Your example of reading a book and saying that reading that book didn't mystically change you is firstly, false, and secondly not even a proper comparison. Reading a book is not like being in physical contact with a person, let alone a close friend! What on earth does reading a book have to do with knowing a non-tv person.

      You state you didn't have a circle of friends but treated everyone equally

      As in: I do not view friendships in a closed circuit fashion. In other words, I have close friends who might never all hang together because of their pop-culture induced dislike of each other -- as opposed to a circle of friends that are all alike. Your "not close relationships with anyone" remark is stereotypical and not applicable to what I was referring to. I am not referring to "knowing everybody." I am referring to not knowing everybody! The exact opposite. Approaching every person as a unique and interesting soul no matter what they look or act like. To truly not know what they are until you really get to know them. It's the complete opposite of your assumptions, and a classic example of how not ruling your life with pop can be healthy.

      If you can't really relate with them, your not going to make any real difference.

      This is false on two scores. Firstly, some of the most influential people who have literally changed the way the entire world thinks could relate to nobody. The second false notion is this obsession you have with making a difference. Everything makes a difference. If you are referring to a level of how much a difference you make, then who on earth decides where that line is drawn? Seriously? It is totally subjective. My line is very low. I find beauty in the most very subtle of differences. Other people find beauty in very massive differences. Life is way more complicated then you are painting it to be.

      The third thing you have false is that outsiders have less of a feel for culture. Please. Why do you think people value the opinions of other people? Because the opinions of an outsider not only provide insight into blind spots -- they define the very characteristics that build who you are. Do you really believe that you know yourself better than an intimate observer? I have a wake-up call for you: You do not. We all operate under a nearly total blanket of blindness in regards to ourselves. Our very understanding of how we think is tainted by the way we think, because of how we think. The difference with culture is minimal once you realize that culture is an expression of homogenous consciousness. The things that you do not see about yourself are expressed in culture, and thus you do not see the things of that culture unless you step out of it.

      Lastly, your twilight zone example is again off, because you are making the assumption that I am trying to make a difference in the world. I am not. I am indeed making a difference, and that is lovely. People are making a difference in me, and that is lovely too -- but I have no intent or drive to change the world into something I feel is better.

      That would be silly.

      --
      V
    22. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree fully. Say, can I have the big TV? I'll give you a nice board those clothes can pile up on.

    23. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember the character Miller in 1984's "Repo Man?" In one scene, when he's talking to the Otto character, he says, "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

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      Goddamned kids! Get off my lawn!
    24. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Your example of reading a book and saying that reading that book didn't mystically change you is firstly, false, and secondly not even a proper comparison. Reading a book is not like being in physical contact with a person, let alone a close friend! What on earth does reading a book have to do with knowing a non-tv person.
      The point I was trying to make was that there is more to a relationship than just respecting a person perspective and ideas, etc. When it comes to friends, most share a common experience or at least have some common interest that is shared between two people. You have to be able to understand where someone is coming from (as in what viewpoint) and understand them as a person in order to be able to relate to them. Perhaps the difficulty you have in understanding this is semantic: I define popular culture as the aspects of a culture that indivisuals of that culture share in common - common experiences, common knowledge, etc. Without knowing this, you can't interact meaningfully with them. For example, how could you interact with a club hopper without an understanding of such things as where they stand on the issues of alcohol, sex, and drugs? That's the point I was trying to make. TV gives us cues to these common experiences. They help us to understand the norms and give us the common knowledge that children who don't watch TV and don't spend time in a particular culture don't get - knowledge of a popular band is not useful in itself, but useful in that it helps you to relate with other people who share that interest and knowledge. Without those experiences, they have difficulty in relating to a culture just as you would with someone with which you hold no common interests.

      I can see where your coming form with the circle of friends, its like that with anybody that has true friends. It's just the way you first stated it seemed that you didn't place anymore value on your relationships with your friends than your relationships with complete strangers.

      The second false notion is this obsession you have with making a difference. Everything makes a difference. If you are referring to a level of how much a difference you make, then who on earth decides where that line is drawn? Seriously? It is totally subjective... Lastly, your twilight zone example is again off, because you are making the assumption that I am trying to make a difference in the world. I am not. I am indeed making a difference, and that is lovely. People are making a difference in me, and that is lovely too -- but I have no intent or drive to change the world into something I feel is better. That would be silly.
      My so-called obsession with making a difference is not so much to make the world a better place as it is to be remembered. I have no doubt you have read the Epic of Gilgamesh and have a basic understanding of what drove the early heroes. Among their many charcateristics was the need to be remembered - it was one of the sole reasons they acted like they did. This was also a central theme in many ancient (and modern philosphies.) If no one remembers you and you make no difference, what meaning did your life have? The heroes of the ancient world were doers. They understood not only the urgency of life, that it doesn't last forever and so you better get to it, but that also life is meant to be lived. Read the Iliad, especially the conversation about what they would do if they could not die. The ancient greeks understood that sitting in your house all day and not doing anything was a waste of your life. They unfortunately didn't realize that sitting around thinking all day was a waste as well iuf that knowledge did not get passed on or change the world in some way(it was largely due to the static nature of their culture and saw it as the epitome of culture, they saw contempary change as bad and hence contempary doers as a danger.) Modern people have a fasincation with wasting their lives by not doing anything but enriching their own experience of life assuming that since they have a soul and death i

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    25. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Simply put, knowledge alone is worthless if you do nothing with it. The man who spends his life learning but never using that knowledge is the same as a man who did not learn. In order to make any real (and good) difference, one has to relate to the culture they are in and that is the good TV does. A lot of TV is bad, but no TV can be just as bad.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    26. Re:Television ROTS brains. by StarFace · · Score: 1
      All right, this is an interesting discussion, even though I think it has very little to do with whether or not one watches television, but onward.

      The point I was trying to make was that there is more to a relationship than just respecting a person perspective and ideas, etc.

      Of course, and I agree with that. I was not trying to say that the respect of others is the only thing I seek, or the only thing of importance in a relationship. It is important, but obviously not the only thing.

      I define popular culture as the aspects of a culture that indivisuals of that culture share in common - common experiences, common knowledge, etc.

      In that case, yes we are having a semantic disagreement. I would lump more of that into general culture. I define "pop culture" as the ageless fascination with collectively recognized people of importance whose actual benefit of importance is simply that they are recognized. In other words, not the people that are actually making big changes in the world, such as Hawkings, but people like Spears. The latter will have an extremely minimal impact on the world in the grand scale of things while the former's ideas and actions will resonate for centuries. Spears is popular for one reason -- because she is popular -- and that is what I call pop culture. It exists merely, as you put it, to provide a common ground for the masses to equate importance with and have something to collectively admire.

      This is incidentally one of the main differences of the "geek" mindset. Being a group of people more fascinated by ideas that popularity for popularities sake, they are drawn to people of great ideas, and hold them in the same position that others might hold a pop character. That isn't to say one is better than the other, that is just how it is.

      So back to my new understanding of what you are referring to as pop culture. I would disagree with the notion that television is important to that. Whenever I have watched television at a friend's house or whatnot, I have seen that it is filled with nothing but what my definition of pop culture is (and that is probably where our confusion of semantics arose). A fascination with popularity for the sake of popularity and very little time spent on popularity for the sake of ideas. It does exist in small doses, but the vast majority of television programming focusses on the celebration of the celebrity in one way or another.

      All of the other forms of culture that can be extracted from television, can be found in much more concentrated and effective doses from other sources. To point at a television and say it does indeed provide things beyond the banal is true, but it neglects to make known that it is:

      1. The mote in a sea of flotsom.
      2. Not the only source of this information

      Indeed, all of the information that can be obtained from television can be obtained from other sources, some just as quickly if not more quickly. So you are then arguing for the format that television provides, not the actual content, speed of delivery, or anything else, but the method of delivery -- that being an audio visual, pre-programmed, largely non-interactive stream.

      I find that very curious, because I see no reason why such a format would be necessary to bind culture together. How do you think people got along with each other before the advent of such streams, even the purely audio streams of the golden radio days?

      The answer is they got along just as they do now. Small communities of individuals with little awareness of communities outside their sphere. Television and radio have not changed that. They might sometimes make it seem as if that has changed, but since it is non-interactive there is no bind form anywhere except in the minds if those who watch it. To those that do no watch it, there is no connection whatsoever. Take no offense, but it is frighteningly similar to delusion. Do you realize there have been studies that show people who watch the same television s

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      V
    27. Re:Television ROTS brains. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      The point I was making with television can best be summed up by Daniel Stern from City Slickers: "My father and I weren't very close. We couldn't normally talk to each other, but we could talk about baseball." That is the point I was trying to make. It's not the format, it's not the content; it's the fact it gives you a context and a shared experience from which you can build a dialogue or an aproach from. It gives you a base to build on.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
  38. Experimental results by bytesmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

    My TV's tipping point is 47 degrees forward from vertical. Anything less and it falls back on its base.

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    Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
    -- Scott Meyer
  39. You mean... by oGMo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    You mean like downloading shows and movies from KaZaA?

    ;-)

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    Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

  40. Re:TV Executives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice how the initial post used a Futurama reference to complain about Family Guy's cancelation. Sublime indeed.

  41. Here's one user's radical change.... by Groovus · · Score: 1

    Offtopic:

    I've pretty much stopped watching T.V. altogether. I'm not paying for any service, don't even have an antenna. I'm not going to pay to watch commercials and the mindless trash that occupies most of the "content." I'll watch a DVD now and then, catch a game at a friend's or relative's but that's about it.

    You can have your streams.

    Here's a radical change - stop watching life and start living it.

    1. Re:Here's one user's radical change.... by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Here's a radical change - stop watching life and start living it.

      you mean like, by posting on slashdot?

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    2. Re:Here's one user's radical change.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > stop watching life and start living it

      With due respect (sincerely): posting to slashdot now constitutes "living life to its fullest"?

      There are lots of great things on television; you just have to pick and choose, and know where to look. Don't damn the medium because it is sometimes (agreed: increasingly often...) used to convey lowest-common-denomenator, repetititive, commercial, etc crap. The medium is agnostic wrt content.

      Now take the previous paragraph (and your own post) and s/television/the internet/g. Every medium is full of commercials and mindless trash, you just have to decide if you want to wade through it or not :-)

  42. 1000s of streams of content, some indistinguis... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    http://reinvent.the.whe.el/

    The TV of the future you're describing is called teh intarweb, lady. Just so you know.

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    StoneCypher is Full of BS
  43. I wouldn't mind linear programming... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    If it was like the cartoon network where all almost all the comercials are shoved into the last 8 minutes between shows, so you can just channel surf.

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    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  44. I get that now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    It's called LSD

    Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

  45. What I want out of TV by flacco · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • On-demand programming
    • The option to not see any commercials at all, ever. I will pay for this.
    • While "scanning" (or previewing "channels"), I want to be able to NEVER see certain categories of programs, and even parts of programs: no daytime TV talk shows (Springer etc), no sports, no financial news, no weather, no religious programming, and I never want to see a live performance of a top-40 song ever.
    • WAY more small-time content providers. I'd like to see cable become a two-way street: individuals and small organizations could create their own programming and send it UP the cable to interested viewers.
    • hardcore donkey-porn.
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    1. Re:What I want out of TV by Excen · · Score: 1

      lessee: atheist, vegetarian, linux user. have i missed anything?

      If I were a republican, I would say flamebait, but since I'm not, how about Music Pirate?

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      "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
    2. Re:What I want out of TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      echo $your_sentiments | sed -e "s,sports,HSN," -e "s,weather,soap operas,"

    3. Re:What I want out of TV by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Small-time providers = public access television. Seriously, just go to your local cable access station, tell 'em "I wanna make a TV show," and they'll accommodate you.

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    4. Re:What I want out of TV by flacco · · Score: 1
      If I were a republican, I would say flamebait, but since I'm not, how about Music Pirate?

      For some reason I don't follow this statement at all.

      Music Pirate? maybe you mean Musical Pirate, like Pirates of Penzance or something?

      Or P2P music trader? No, don't really touch the stuff.

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  46. That's Ashleigh Banfield, the MSNBC chick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one is a he that works for the BBC.

  47. Hello 21st Century by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    TV ... how quaint.

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    -kgj
  48. I say by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    Fuck TV and the wave it rode in on! It's time to move on, it's pathetic such semi-intelligent beings as us are enslaved by a stupid box with pictures and sound.

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    Must-not-watch TV!
  49. re: Tipping Point by Xenothaulus · · Score: 1

    "...some indistinguishable as actual channels."

    I have that already. It's called cable.

  50. I hope I'm not alone in thinking this by hchaos · · Score: 1
    but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope
    Seriously, this has got to be in the top 10 of stupidest phrases ever to appear in a "news" article.
  51. Due to circumstance I am a good example of that by aepervius · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was never allowed to watch TV , except for the 20h30-21h news program which we watched in family. Cartoon ? Only the bugs bunny one before the evnning film (this was long ago...). Result ? Instead of watching Tv I read. Assimov. Heinlein. Clarck. P.K. Dick. F. Pohl. H. P. Lovecraft (yeah yeah i know my taste are ... special). And going outside ! green Stuff ! Woot ! The result ? I have an enorm imagination. TV is only "on" to hear some background noise when i am alone (I detest silence). And I have developped a real memory. When I watch what some of my contemporain were doing at the same tinme... I also KNOW what is a forest , what is to be in the middle of a deer herd (scarying... trust me... especially when they run toward you) or a boar rushing headlong to you :). A pity many folk never know what a real tree or forest outside the small screen.

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    1. Re:Due to circumstance I am a good example of that by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal evidence isn't evidence. I grew up working outside on a farm, working HARD. I watched tons of TV and yet I still read Asimov, Heinlein, Dick, etc. as well as Hemmingway, Melville and more. I hunted, fished, learned to play the piano and guitar and still managed to enjoy watching TV. I still watch a lot of TV and movies and somehow manage to participate in technical user groups, take my dog for walks, do some outdoor photography and generally live a busy, diverse life.

      TV is only 1 factor in most people's lives and, contrary to most anti-TV nuts, is not the PRIMARY determining factor in most people's lives. While most of the anti-TV Slashdotters seem to believe that simply turning off the TV will turn the average American into a Nobel laureate, the simple reality is that most of those people wouldn't replace TV with anything substantial or really enriching.

  52. Re:Media: Am I a monster!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly what you need. A thorough study about the matter. :-)

    Since I'm 100% swede, I'm not mutilatited either, as they don't do that stupid stuff here. ;-)

  53. Re:Johnathan Feruken Conspiracy !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa, I wrote a comic book about Wendell and the Encyclopedia Britannica kid killing the other Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers and grinding them up into cinnamon swirls when I was in the 7th grade. Who are you, and how did you get inside my head?

  54. Utter BS by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    You have only got to look at how many DVDs are now created with less and less user control over how you watch it to realize that the entertainment industry will fight this idea tooth and nail!

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    1. Re:Utter BS by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      I have 1 DVD that dosnt even let you choose what scene you watch. you have to watch it streight through (with about 30 minutes of previews at the beginning that you cant skip over). Did you stop it? Sorry, you got to start ALL over again! (It does let you pause but thats about it.) Oh well, it was free with a pizza, guess you get what you pay for.

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      All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
  55. I've been waiting for Gilligan's Island channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    twenty four by seven...nothing but the professor, Mary-Anne, Ginger, coconuts, cannibles eating Mrs. Howell
    Ahhhh yes....and a fast enough processor so I can digitally insert Natalie Portman into every scene doing the hot-grits beowulf dance of the BSD.

  56. Kids these days don't know how good they got it! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Goddamit, when I was a kid, Lucky Charms only had three shapes, and two of them were rocks! And we liked it like that!!!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  57. NBC altering programming to fsck with PVR owners by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I can't find to original article, but I remember reading that NBC is altering the start times of some of it's lineup to odd times like 8:34 to mess with Tivo owners. When different networks choose unconvential start times, shows overlap each other by a few mintues and PVR's end up recording fewer competing shows.

  58. Its called old-timers vision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You display the classic symptoms of some cranky 50 year old. People always think that everything is worse then when they used to do it or they were younger.

    First, you need to stop watching local news. Often it isn't very good. However, between MSNBC, CNBC, PBS, CNN, BBC America, Fox News, and anything else your cable company carries, you should be able to find news on somewhere that you enjoy.

    Then there is sports. Even the greatest geniuses of time have enjoyed sports. They have been an integral part of Americana for years. And all well adjusted children should play an organised sport. ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN Class, Fox Sports Net, and tons of league specific channels.

    Comedy Central, The Cartoon Network (and Adult Swim if you are a virgin), and others to make you laugh. Books can do the same thing, but TV isn't books. They both have different experiences.

    Even the networks have good shows on. From young dramas like Everwood to mysteries like CSI to just find women on stupid shows like Dog Eat Dog. There is something for everybody, literally.

    I really can't think of a time that televisions has ever been better. Remeber that TV is just a device, just like a computer. The Internet can be filled with useless crap (Something Aweful) too.

  59. I don't really mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont really mind not having on-demand content on my TV, since I rarely watch any shows on it.

    there's hardly anything worth watching anyway.

    so everytime the cable/satellite company calls to offer this or that promotion, I ask the following:

    "can I watch any and all tv channels from all over the world? surely you have the technology to do so?"

    when they say no, I tell them to call me back when they upgrade their broadcasting technology level.

  60. ReplayTV/TiVo and Series' on DVD by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    In my little corner of the universe, I've been quite content the last few years simply by telling my ReplayTVs to watch the shows I might find interesting. I only ever really sit down in front of the TV on weekends anymore, and now it's more "What am I in the mood for" instead of "let's see what's on right now" It's amazing how much that alone has changed my relationship with Television. I'm no longer a slave to "oh my god, I can't miss tonight's episode of FooBarBaz".

    And to continue that line of thought, I do the same with Series on DVD or VHS... if I like a show, Im starting to feel safe in the idea that they will eventually release the whole thing on DVD. A friend and I tend to have similar enough tastes that we sort of seasaw back and forth on who is collecting which show and we have weekend marathons when they come in.

    All this has resulted in a TV-watching style that is very targeted. I sit down to watch a particular show or set of shows, not to blow the evening watching "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" (okay, so maybe I watched that one once or twice, but I was over at a friends house.. yeah, that's it)

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  61. Counter existing trends by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the real trend always seems to be opposite this. New channels often allow some less structured or mainstream programming, but as they get established, drop it. Early MTV - garage bands with no special effects, skinheads and punks, 'weird' arty stuff by Lorie Anderson. Videos that are sometimes just a single camera angle on the band - one continueous shot. Modern MTV - Madonna - Rock Star's house tours. Early HBO or Showtime - Forign film nights - Let's do a Lina Wurtmuller retrospective - got a 12 minute gap, let's show this student film about cartoon weasels in Hell dancing to Bach. Modern HBO or Showtime - got a 12 minute gap, let's show "The making of Movie X", which is coincidentally coming on later in the schedule. When bandwidth expands, minority ideas (good or bad) spread rapidly. As 50 million + people crowd onto that new bandwidth, Majority taste rules more and more. To get the kalidescope effect from where we stand now, someone has to build 1500 channel sets, and someone else has to start casting (broad or narrow) to those unused channels while there are still only a few hundred thousand people willing to pay the extra costs for access. When those get crowded too, the Kalidescope effect again vanishes.

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  62. Commercials Are: by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since I got my Tivo, I have no idea what commercials are.

    Exactly. I know what they are.

    Commercials are: the break in the stream that requires you to hit fast forward for a few seconds.

    Commercials are: those pieces of programming that are having to become more entertaining and less obnoxious to have any chance of being seen.

    Commercials are: those artifacts of the 20th century that remind you just how painful it is to be fed a linear stream of programming.

    Commercials are: what have taught me how to watch the news on a TiVo - quickly hit pause and take a long potty break so I can FF through the commercials when I get back.

    Commercials are: those pieces of noisy time that still squat in the middle of broadcast radio feeds that have become so annoying to my sensitivities that I frequently have to turn the damn thing off because the signal to noise ratio is just so abominable compared with my TiVo enabled life.

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    1. Re:Commercials Are: by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Mmm. NPR doesn't have that problem. You just have to turn it off for a week every few months. I often find myself reaching for the 8 second rewind button (that's not there) on the radio in the car now that I've gotten used to being able to do that with the Tivo.

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    2. Re:Commercials Are: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commercials are: the reason I can watch a football game with high production value, sometimes high definition, and not have to pay a cent.

      I hate commercials breaking up movies but I don't mind letting them provide something for me. (like banner ads on /.)

    3. Re:Commercials Are: by zenpiglet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Commercials are ...

      Those things that pay for the content you do actually watch. Imagine how great the programs are going to be once advertisers stop paying for commercials or, worse, start forcing blatant product placement. Joy. I can't wait ...

    4. Re:Commercials Are: by hhawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Commericals pay for the Stream.

      There are only 4 ways it can work...

      a) you watch commericals
      b) you pay per view/subscribe
      c) "public" TV like PBS
      d) make your own

      HOWEVER, when you actually use a PVR and you have to fast forward you still see BITS and Pieces of Commericals and some research has shown (and my personal experience backs this up) if a commerical looks particularly interesting or revelant, you actually stop and watch. THOSE commericals are SUPER effective because instead of seeing 20 or 30 commericals (or more) per hour you see maybe 2 or 3 PER WEEK.

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    5. Re:Commercials Are: by flacco · · Score: 1
      Those things that pay for the content you do actually watch. Imagine how great the programs are going to be once advertisers stop paying for commercials or, worse, start forcing blatant product placement. Joy. I can't wait ...

      At this point it's so horribly lousy I'm hoping TV's ad-driven model DOES go to shit, and just take my chances with whatever rises up in its place.

      The way I see it: no TV coming over the cable means more upstream bandwidth for broadband internet.

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    6. Re:Commercials Are: by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      Commericals are those things we don't get on BBC television.

      Sometimes, I think the license fee is a great thing...

    7. Re:Commercials Are: by baba · · Score: 1

      NPR doesn't have that problem.

      Really?

      I agree that the problem is not as severe as it is on commercial stations, but what do you consider all the corporate sponsorship spots to be?

      I consider them to be very effective and relatively inexpensive advertising directed at a very well defined crowd. Not to mention a tax write-off. And they keep getting to be more and more like regular advertising in nature.

    8. Re:Commercials Are: by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Yeah. They've started putting slogans in. Obnoxious. I wonder how big a check I'd have to write them to get them to do a slogan for me...

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    9. Re:Commercials Are: by luciuskwok · · Score: 1

      I hardly ever watched TV before TiVo, and even now most of what I record is on one of the public stations in my area, so I won't miss the end of the current commercial revenue model.

  63. Re:NBC altering programming to fsck with PVR owner by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Those of us who are REALLY into PVRs have at least two in the house to cover the occasional overlap (like when TLC was running Junkyard wars at the same time as Comedy Central was running South Park)

    It will be more annoying to have to constantly do the stagger thing, but if I need another PVR, they're getting cheap and coming out with new features all the time.

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  64. Re:FRIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT HAND.

  65. More like an endless kalidescope of advertising! by Gldm · · Score: 1

    TV networks aren't going to use technology to give people more choice, they're going to use it to spam advertising to make more money. TV "bugs" are already getting our of hand. Example: SpikeTV's gigantic Joe Schmo ad that pops up over about the entire lower left quarter of the screen every 2 minutes. Or their animated and opaque spraypaint logo bug that refreshes every 45 seconds.

    The future of TV is popups. The actual show will get less and less space as multiple eyecatch techniques are used to spam and spam and spam. Floating semi-transparent animated billboards will roam around all edges of the screen, probably across it too. It's not like browsing where you can click them off either. This is the plan to get around TiVo, you just make the commercials part of the show so they can't be cut out.

    Doesn't bother me much though, I'll just download more dvd rips of shows the networks cancel because they don't appeal to the general moron. Or anime series that would either never make it here or would be mangled to death by censors and bad dubbing anyway.

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  66. The article is spot on by danila · · Score: 1

    There is almost nothing to disagree about in the article. This guy has very smart ideas and I am glad that BBC is ready to start implementing them.

    TV was limited all the time by difficulties in distribution of content. There was only one way to do it cheaply on the large scale - broadcast on the air and let every TV show it. Of course, that is completely ineffective, because it severely limits the access of viewers to the content - you can only watch what is shown right now. The obvsious solutions are to record it (TiVo) or download it on demand.

    This brings some really exciting possibilities, about which Highfield speaks in the article. like personally customized news, etc. There is nothing overly complex about this, but for some reason most TV networks were slow in the uptake. Good to see the situation change.

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  67. isn't ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your tv's tipping point about 45 degrees from it's upright position?

  68. Sure, I can see this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    'future TV will may be unrecognisable from today, defined not just by linear TV channels, packaged and scheduled by television executives, but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    The bullshit-o-meter just pegged. God, these people are so full of it.

  69. Re:NBC altering programming to fsck with PVR owner by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Doesn't bother me. When I heard about that, I checked my Tivo's ToDo list, and I didn't have a single NBC program scheduled. NBC needs to give us decent shows, not fsck with the times.

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  70. Fundamental rule: by Cassanova · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anything done in extreme is bad.
    Too much eating is bad.
    Too much sleeping is bad.
    Too much TV is bad.
    Too much internet is bad.

    Balance is the key..

    There is good, stimulating content on TV - Discovery channel, National geographic and History channel. I've learnt quite a lot about many things I did not have any idea at all, by watching these three channels for example.

    BTW, I also read books. I would never completely replace either of them with any of them. Each has its own place. Choose wisely.

    The internet is a better source of entertainment? How exactly? You have porn-on-demand the moment you are online. You have dirty spam clogging your emails. It is less well regulated than TV broadcasting.

    Again, balance is the key. Choose wisely.

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    1. Re:Fundamental rule: by StarFace · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Too much cocaine is bad.

      Yet, I don't think balance is necessarily the solution there. You must learn to balance your use of balance, as well.

      The problem is content in many cases, but universally it is the format It doesn't matter how much you learned on those three stations out of thousands. You could have learned the same material through other methods, the use of which are more healthy for the brain than having nearly the entire show run for you automatically.

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    2. Re:Fundamental rule: by Cassanova · · Score: 1
      "more healthy for the brain"

      I fail to understand what that means. Information is information - whether someone narrates it to you aloud, or you read it out of a book. And I fail to understand why "format" should be such a great deal especially if you view it in the way I view it. Sometimes a "well presented format" triggers passion for further discovery. And the TV is extra-ordinary in that realm since it has the power of the visual medium *if* you use it wisely.

      Again, balance: think of the TV as a supplement to your daily information diet rather than a substitute. Again I use my own experience:

      Watching the Geraman Kamakazi pilots of the second world war on History channel made me ravenous to suddenly learn more about the lesser known aspects of the war itself (also throwing light on the fact that not just the Japanese had them). I was merely channel surfing and happened upon the programme. After watching it, I looked up more on the subject in the local library and devoured several books on WWII, in the process learning much more about the war than I had hoped to.

      I watched "44" minutes on Fox sometime back, and dug out more info about the North Hollywood bank shooting immediately afterwards on the Internet and learnt about how a down and depressed LAPD became heroes on that day. Fascinating. For those interested, look here

      Watching Jurassic Park made me dig out Michael Crichton's books from the library - I have finished nearly every book of his since I saw that movie. Yes *books*.

      I learnt more about the politics/politicians in California watching "Armstrong and Getty's" radio show (yes, on TV since we dont get it on radio in our area) each morning as I prepare to go to work, something I might never be inclined to learn about reading a newspaper - in this case, think of the TV as being my "audio/visual book".

      We are trained to think that everything that appears on TV is crap, has zero-information value and you'd be better off "reading a book" instead. Thats painting with a broad brush.

      I say, use it as a tool and it can work in your favour.

    3. Re: Fundamental rule: by gidds · · Score: 1

      Too much eating is bad.
      Too much sleeping is bad.
      Too much TV is bad.
      Too much internet is bad.

      Well, of course they are, but that's not saying anything profound, simply because that's what 'too much' means! 'Too much' of anything is bad, because if it wasn't bad, then it wouldn't be 'too much'. The question is: how much is too much?

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    4. Re:Fundamental rule: by StarFace · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Whew, it is rather complicated. Well, in a nutshell, the brain learns things best by actively utilizing as many of the senses as possible. A large part of that is the use of imagination to "conjur" elements you do not have access to. The process of conjuring sense based information in tandem with provided information enhances the provided information. It's the classic: You can read about swimming all your life, but you'll never learn how to swim until you jump in. Note this is active use of the senses, not to be confused with stimulation.

      The problem with television is that it is providing stimulation for several of the senses to such an intense degree, that they become latent and no longer active.Thus, these senses are not being uses to anchor the memory. Anchoring is vital to the efficiency (not ability) of memory. You can memorize a list of numbers with brute force, but that isn't very efficient internally. A small amount of stimulation is good, in fact it can be conducive to good learning. This is why subtle noises like water or crickets (or whatever else you grew up with, some people relax to traffic) can relax your mind and allow you to function at a higher level of efficiency.

      This is where balance comes in to the picture, and it it is a good rule of thumb. The problem with television is that it is by its very nature an over-balance. It is a saturation of sense stimulation through two paths with causes two things to happen. As already mentioned, those sense paths become latent, and secondly, the other senses become "blind" to their surroundings. In effect, the mind shuts down most of its ability to function imaginatively, which is vital for healthy learning.

      That raises the question of why the mind learns that way, but that is where things start to become a good deal more complex. If you are really interested in the why, do some research on information theory in relation to brain bandwidth, recent research on the "sub-conscious," and how the conscious mind is not intended to be used as the primary vehicle for true, healthy, wisdom building learning.

      As I read through your list of ways in which television has benefit you, I couldn't help but notice that in all cases you used some small detail in a particular show to springboard a session of research or further experience without the further help of the televison. In other words, you are not actually doing your learning with the TV, you are using it as a nearly random topic generator. The same thing could just as easily be accomplished with a careful mix of random encylopaedia and Internet usage. Using these two as springboards you could accomplish just as much research into things that interest you. So it is not the TV that is at stake there, it is simple your preference for a dynamic base of trivia from which you can pull interesting facts from.

      That's great! But recognize that it is simply that, not the television.

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    5. Re:Fundamental rule: by Cassanova · · Score: 1
      springboard a session of research or further experience without the further help of the televison
      That is why I opened my comment with the following sentence: "think of the TV as a supplement to your daily information diet rather than a substitute".

      There are limitations to every form of media. Sometimes the TV is not enough, you need to flip a page or two of a book to complete the learning process. Sometimes a book is not enough, you need to hear a lecture from a professor to better understand a concept or an idea. Sometimes a prof's lecture is not enough, studying something in a group with accompanying group-discussions fills that gap. And so on and so forth.

      . In other words, you are not actually doing your learning with the TV, you are using it as a nearly random topic generator
      I disagree. That is a generalization again. When Carl Sagan condensed several chapters from his boook "Cosmos" into a single episode of Cosmos, the TV programme, you bet it had a lot of "content" in it. In fact, to this day, I can hear his voice inside my brain saying "Humans merely appeared in the last 1 hour of a 365 day calendar if you condense the history of the Earth into a single Earth year" to give a sense of how new we are on this planet. I dont remember reading that line in the book (I know its definitely in there somewhere), but the gist of what he said on TV still sticks in my mind to this day - and this show came some 15-18 years back (or more?).

      So TV can be content-worthy too, it depends on what is being produced and how it is being presented. Also realize that the bandwidth of TV is much higher than say a book. I agree, sometimes it is information over-load. With a book, you can read a few sentences, pause, look out the window, ponder about what you just read, build up something imaginative (as you said) then when you reach a logical break point in your thought, get back to reading from where you left off. With TV its "content-push" and that can be over-whelming at times especially when you need to pause and think about something for a minute before you can catch up. But we all do selective processing when assimilating information. No one can grasp everything all at once. Certain aspects of the information presented on TV will stick to your sub-conscious without your conscious effort. It all depends on how receptive you are when watching it.

      For eg. if you try and watch the same Cosmos at the end of the long tiring day when you are pooped out you may not retain much. Same goes for reading a book. The "receiver" in your brain has to be in tune and ready.

      I did enjoy your explanation of the "healthy learning" part however. That was an interesting angle.

  71. Re:TV Executives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the end of the first season has great simpsons. the characters were developed and they hit the ground running.

  72. Future TV by hhawk · · Score: 1

    A few concepts related... or really questions...

    Who created the "Menu?" NBC? TV Guide? Microsoft? NPR?, your "smart agent?" etc

    Will you stream or download?

    Will you be annonymous to the Network(s)?

    Will you rent? subscribe, share? PPV?

    Will you see local ads, national ads? Ads that require real time attention (forcing you to watch them?), will you have to see ads only when you give your permission (and thus agree to watch them?)

    I think in part the answer to all the questions is yes, no and maybe.

    You might download some wild stuff from the net. Subscribe to NBC and PPV the world cup soccer finals. The super bowl is free but you have to watch 5 ads (and interact with them!).

    -- Look for a pay for use formal network with real time streaming and lots of DRM options and a Ad Hoc network based more on pure internet for more less formal shows that may have to be downloaded because they don't have the bandwidth quality to stream in real time. This stuff might also be more on the margins of the copyright laws.

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  73. Death of Prime Time by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    We hardly ever watch live TV anymore. We tape (well, record) it then watch it when WE want to watch it. If two shows are on at the same time, we record both, then watch at our leisure.

    All this jockying for good prime time spots, and competition between stations to try to get me to watch ONLY their channel at a particular time is laughable. Who cares what time it is actually on (except to set the recording)?

    I don't care that I don't watch it "as it happens" because, well, I don't care. As for commercials, skip. The pop-up commercials that appear in the middle of a show merely annoy me. They DON'T make me want to watch the show. If anything they make me want to boycott the show.

    And the station bugs? Sooner or later someone will write some filter that will get rid of them. The really annoying ones hide text or sub-titles.

    Blah, TV executives live in their own little ivory towers.

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  74. Just Let Me Control the Friggin' Camera by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    I just want all the camera feeds to my house so I can pick which angle to watch the game in. Then, they can fire the "director" of the football game and I can figure out what is going on. YOU HEAR THAT FOX? With your STUPID FLYING END ZONE CAMERA! Didn't you learn your lesson by trying to HIGHLIGHT THE HOCKEY PUCK? After 40 years I think we've figured out how to watch a sporting event and we don't need this turned into action movie.

    Sorry for the screaming. But since Fox got the contract for NFC Football Games my tension level has risen dramatically.

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  75. subscription-based TV by Damek · · Score: 1

    in the future, shows will probably be subscription based, so you can subscribe to just the shows you like.

    Oh please G-d no! There aren't many things for which the "subscription" model actually works. I don't see it actually working for TV, either. Plus, if you think that will get rid of ads, you'd be in for disappointment. There aren't many no-ads magazines... I could talk more about the "inevitability" of advertisements, but that'd get Off-Topic very fast.

    All I have to say is - as far as TV models go - I'd rather live in the UK instead of the USA.

    If BBC-ing TV in the USA isn't an option, though, I wouldn't mind being able to pick-and-choose channels from my cable provider. I don't care about most of the channels, so I don't want to have them available. I don't want to subsidize them.

    I can't imagine having to pick and choose every show I might want to watch, though. If the world does eventually go the way you want, with pay-per-show TV, each series better have 1 or 2 free episodes. Otherwise I'll never try a new show. The only reason I waste my time trying out new shows these days is that it only costs my time...

    1. Re:subscription-based TV by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

      Yes but that would probably result in targeted advertising, which since.
      a) it keeps the cost of what im doing down,
      b) it might be stuff im interested in.
      I would not mind NEAR as much, I for one would sign up for a subscription based service. I'm sure I am not the only one who hasn't had cable for over a year now and dosn't really miss it. Now if I can get JUST the contect I want, with les annoying ads, sign me up.

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  76. Voyeur Television by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

    Of course, hundreds of these channels will be HDTV feeds from various camera angles in each room of coed dorms. Although we may have the technology in the future to offer so much data, the amount of quality, creative content will be no different than it is now.

  77. Re:Thousands of st(r)eams? by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

    The BBC licence fee is equivalent to $16 a month and easily provides 16/40 * 100 = 40 hours a month of stuff I want to see, and all those nice radio streams at BBC Radio 4 such as this one. If all my taxes had such unambiguous returns, I'd be well happy

  78. But what I want to know is... by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    ...where's my flying car!?!?!?

  79. The Future of TV by nt2UNIX · · Score: 1

    Complete meals will come in tiny capsules
    Cars will fly on highways in the sky

    And the world will be controlled by damned dirty apes!!!!

  80. I disagree by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    Unless there is a radical change in the thinking of TV execs, the future of TV is more phone-to-vote 'interactive' shows and more on-screen corporate logos and scrolling messages.

    This seems to be their focus nowadays.

    Making good programmes that people actually want to watch because of what the program *is* doesn't appear to be very important nowadays. Execs seem satisfied to get ratings by attracting huge armies of teenagers armed with mobile phones and opinions because (a) they'll call the vote lines and (b) they're the target demographic for advertisers.

    Based on current trends, anything genuinely pro-viewer has only a limited place in the future of television.

  81. Paid Announcement by zeasier · · Score: 1

    Our upcoming digital television service will run on the new secure Internet protocol called SIPv7. "Our secure Internet protocol is vasty superior to IPv6." Says the lead developer of the SIP open source project. "Our development team is very large and well funded. I believe we represent the forefront in Internet research. Unlike IPv6, ip addresses are divided into two classes with one class for hosting and one class for client connections. Client addresses are virtually limitless, unlike IPv4. On the other side, host addresses number at about 5 and are mandated by God. Of course if you don't like our version of the protocol you can always use the corporate incarnation entitled $IP 2000 Infinity."

  82. Blipverts by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Thousands of indistinguishable pieces of information. Lets just hope my head doesnt explode!

  83. This kaleidoscope is more entertaining than TV. by jbum · · Score: 1

    This is a link to my Internet image-searching kaleidoscope -- a very cool Google hack, and way more entertaining than most TV shows.

    MetaScope

    Now, if it could only search for MPEGs...

  84. Channels and content? by torenth · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I thought a TV was just a device that allowed you to play console video games after the death of simple CRT devices like the Commodore 64 color monitor.

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  85. Anyone read Fahrenheit 451? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone read Fahrenheit 451?

    Remember the video walls?

  86. Subtle but disturbing change.... by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder at what time the television "viewer" became the television "user"....

  87. Re:FRIST? by alex_ant · · Score: 0

    It's Robert Psot... Frist was his middle name.

  88. What makes TV possible? by skwog · · Score: 1

    If memory serves me, the modern broadcast video is entirely dependent on computers, networks and I.T. to be exist as it does today. With computers being the nebling technology, it seems odd to propose any kind of future where TV controls, rivals, or even comes close to the capabilities offered by the computing world.



    Interactive TV? V-Chip? Common. Video on demmand? Maybe.



    But why watch any live video if it's not some format of live news? TiVo is only the tip of the iceburg. I want to watch the latest episode of my favourite show. Not when it wasproduced. Not when it was televised or broadcasted. I want to watch it when I sit down and select it.



    How's that for democratic capitalism?

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    You can laugh without eating a sandwhich, but you can do both if bring one.
  89. But.... by blacksatan · · Score: 1

    Law & Order is good TV.

    I remember something David Cross said as a non-TV owning character,"TV is a nickname, nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!"

  90. Soapbox- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    I don't normally get up on a soapbox (you live your life, I'll live mine) but all this talk about "next-gen TV" and TiVO lawsuits/etc. just make me laugh.

    I tossed my TV in the garbage can in 1989.

    And I am much better off without it.
    You can do the same. Take back your life, Kill your TV.

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    So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
  91. "some indistinguishable as actual channels" by Fastball · · Score: 1

    Does this mean they're finally getting rid of the semi-transparent logos in the bottom right corner of the screen? Not soon enough if it were up to me...

  92. uh..none of you gets it! by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1
    doh! yet again the US falls behind...

    here we have the most important broadcaster in the world talking about:
    • shifting content to when you want it
    • interaction as part of the experience for all viewers
    • tv viewing maybe being as secondary as AM-radio listening was to a previous generation


    and all you can do is say either that directTv/ tivo does that already for you, or that, hey, dosn't the Web do that?

    wise up: the way that media is delivered in the US is out of date, irrelevant and beholden to commercial interests. Most viewers in the world aren't subject to all three of these disabilities, so why moan that you are?

    just as with SMS, open standards DTV, decent FM radio and governmental mandates for OSS code, you're in the 4th world.

    1. Re:uh..none of you gets it! by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      Oh, blow it out your ass, limey scum. Where do you think TiVo was made, moron? How delightful that you have PHB executives at the BBC who can pontificate on a subject years later. By the way, how does your pathetic standard definition TV look compared to HDTV in the US? I've watched TV in the UK and it was nothing special. Admittedly I didn't spend a lot of time viewing since I was busy viewing plays and musicals. But the main impression both there and in Amsterdam was banal American retreads.

      I mistakenly used to have a bit more respect for BBC television. But years of dreadful sitcoms has made it clear what an aberration Monty Python and Fawlty Towers were. Name one recent comedy from the UK that compares to Family Guy.

    2. Re:uh..none of you gets it! by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      oh good, someone bit...

      >Where do you think TiVo was made, moron?

      as i said, i listened to lots about tivo and thought it was interesting yet trivial thoughts - like comments about how great a non intel/ GNU C++ compiler was....

      >how does your pathetic standard definition TV look compared to HDTV in the US

      i don't know, kinda like a crap quality encoding of a great LP/ CD does, compared to a lossless encoding of an awful LP / CD does, probably...

      > Admittedly I didn't spend a lot of time viewing since I was busy viewing plays and musicals.

      heh

      >I mistakenly used to have a bit more respect for BBC television.

      nice grammar

      > Name one recent comedy from the UK that compares to Family Guy.

      "The Office" ?

      anyway, hope other people enjoyed my point, that this sort of stuff aside, it's good that UK TV execs are thinking about timeshifting, etc.....

    3. Re:uh..none of you gets it! by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      I managed to get through to the previously slashdotted article and it was even more pathetic than I had imagined. On the other hand I will have to provisionally grant the possibility of "The Office" not sucking like so many other BBC imports. I saw the star from the series on Letterman, he was clever and Letterman showed genuine admiration. I'll check the DVD before considering it for "Family Guy" status.

      The point about HDTV and TiVo is that you live in the Third World technology market and just aren't bright enough to have noticed. Finally, who cares what any pin-head entertainment executive thinks? Seriously, you need to find more significant observers like possibly Negroponte. His columns and resulting book from eight years ago are more interesting and relevant.

  93. thousands of streams of content by TurboTas · · Score: 1

    Jeeze. The BBC can't work out what to do with 4 or 5 channels. Hells bells, give em a thousand 'streams' and our fingers will get sore trying to blurp past 17 simultaneous Only Fools And Horses episodes. Gimme strength....

  94. Good example, definitely.. by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    As you can see, the parent author's brain has been thoroughly rotted.

    1. Re:Good example, definitely.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up

  95. Future TV workable for industry and customers by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    It's true that TIVO is a revolutionary way to watch TV. As it grows though, the industry is going to fight back against their inability to sell commercial time when people aren't even watching them.

    The next big revolution is going to come when content providers get together with TIVO type box makers. There are several things that satisfy both sides:
    1. Video recorded to a local hard drive for 'on-demand' playback. You can watch streams live, or set your box in advance to save ones you want to watch. Everyone receives the stream simultaneously, and thus bandwidth requirements are low. This is pretty much in place.
    2. Frequent repeats of streams. Instead of showing the same infomercial on 10 stations at 3am, rebroadcast recent 'primetime' shows for those people who missed it the first time. Either they were saving other streams at the time, or they didn't know about the show. This is already somewhat implemented by cable stations that show the same 3 hour primetime block again after primetime is over. [Or the same show 2-3 times in a row like FX does sometimes.]
    3. Free show listings. Listings, with stream times and descriptions should be freely included with the basic service package. i.e. why do DirecTV customers who get a DirecTV PVR have to pay $5/month extra for the digital listings that they already get with regular sattellite subscription? WTF?!? I mean, I watch a video stream of at least half a meg per second bandwidth, why does 50kb per day of listing data cost $5/month?
    4. New commercial / compensation model. Let's face it, the producers have to get paid so they can make the shows. But current commercial models are retarded. Commercials need to be reduced, and targetted better. A fourth of broadcast time is for commercials. Product ads should be limited to a few minutes per hour of video. Users should be able to skip commercials for products they're not interested in, and the set-top box should learn better what commercials to display to each individual viewer. Some household should never see a single mini-van commercial. Others should never have to watch a 'feminine product' commercial. Or maybe a commercial for the latest Disney movie. Or a Pepsi commercial. Or that Humvee that costs more than you make in two years. Individual commercials could be shown a certain limit of times per month, week or (god forbid) even day. And the best thing for both sides would be a 'tell me more' feature that could give you an extended version with more information. Car commercial get your attention? Get an in depth tour of the vehicle right now.
    TV show promo spots would also get a few slots per hour. And the box would be intelligent about not airing ads for show that you already have set to record, as well as not showing ads for programs you've missed already. You could also tell the box that you don't like that show, and don't want to see ads for it anymore. [I can't even begin to describe how much more I hate 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' since I have to see commercials for the same episode 5 times for every episode of 'The West Wing' that I watch on Bravo.] You could click one button during the ad to tell the box to record that show when it streams.
    5. Alternate payment methods for programming. You still hate commercials? Just pony up 25 cents to watch you show commercial free. Or maybe old MASH episodes for a dime each. See the Superbowl commercial free for $5. Or go the opposite way. Catch that pay-per-view movie for free with a few unskippable targetted commercials every 5 minutes.
    6. (Un)Censored TV. Viewers should be able to set their own threshold for censorship of the TV programs they watch. The basic stream should be uncensored. Digital markers could include programming to censor content in the box using audio drops, blurry boxes, or even blanked video. The viewer or parent/guardian could determine what gets censored. Nudity (male or female), sex, gore, violence, or language could be blocked on a per-incide

  96. This is not at all what I see. by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I predict a much darker, less interesting future.

    Advertisers will want to find ways to get their messages in the programs. Right now, the method is to insert the messages in breaks of ever-increasing time which occur at greater and greater frequency. People use PVR's to fight this trend.

    The next logical step, then, is to insert the advertising directly into the contents of the programming. This is already happening now to a small extent, but I believe in the future it will get worse.

    Here is an example of what I envision: One character, Bob, pulls out his cell phone. A second character, George, sees it.

    George: Hey, that's a cool cellphone you got there.

    Bob: Yeah. It's a Noksung. I got it with my T-Cingle PCS. It was free! Look, I can take full-motion video with it and uselessly hog screeds of bandwidth with aimless nonsense.

    George: Wow! Can I have a look?

    Bob: Sure. T-Cingle PCS is running a special right now. 3,000,000 anytime minutes for nine cents a month.

    George: Great. I'm going to sign up for that right after we solve this murder. Wait! is that a Taco's Jr. over there. Pull in, they've got a new sushi-cajun burrito on their value menu for 34 cents!.....

    etc, etc, etc.

    Surprisingly enough, people will probably actually watch this crap.

    --
    Proverbs 21:19
    1. Re:This is not at all what I see. by flacco · · Score: 1
      Surprisingly enough, people will probably actually watch this crap.

      yep. forget war, corporate greed, and crime: the possibility that tv might actually reflect what average people want to see plays more strongly in my cynical view of humanity.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:This is not at all what I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Product placements have been going FOREVER. A future thought... How about having commercials running during the show at the edges... like they do the station's logo. Semi-transparent and sometimes have sound. Annoying to the nth degree.

    3. Re:This is not at all what I see. by KevinJoubert · · Score: 1

      How can you not believe in God and Meat at the same time? ;)

      --
      -K.
  97. Its current content, not the medium by swb · · Score: 1

    Free TV is full of garbage most of the time.

    What most people fail to recognize is that "good" TV is a pay commodity. If you want to watch good television, you need to have HBO and some pay movie channels. Having a Tivo helps.

    Free TV (just the networks) is full of commercials and has been dumbed down to the knuckle-dragging level.

    But it wasn't always like that; over its history, television has had some great dramas and excellent programming. But anything good has shifted to pay television these days.

    1. Re:Its current content, not the medium by StarFace · · Score: 1
      That's odd, my friend had a dish and one of those digital subscription programs; some 400 or 500 channels -- and they were pouring on the same massive quantity of pointless advertising, shit-stupid programing, and knuckle dragging all while charging him half-a-hundred a month!

      Seemed pretty darn stupid to me. You might as well just dangle the rabbit ears. A waste of time is a waste of time, no matter how you butter it up.

      --
      V
  98. Uhh.... by Tingler · · Score: 1

    but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    You mean like the Internet?

  99. Thousands of steams?-Stream of unconciousness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And considering how many people are on a cable system, how well would "on demand" scale? Let's say several thousand people all want to watch "Spongebob Squarepants", but all at different but overlapping times. A bit of a nightmare. Second TV (in all it's forms) works on the same principle that gave us cheap consumer goods. Economics of scale. Cheap TV is both because of what you want to watch, and what others want to watch, but you don't.

  100. At least he's proactive by Mannerism · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that I haven't seen more comments congratulating the speaker for recognizing that what the industry is providing and what viewers want are increasingly becoming two different things, and that furthermore viewers are finding their own ways around the problem (which, as the RIAA and MPAA have found, is not to the industry's benefit):

    And as an industry, we should be more active in creating legitimate content download products, whether that's as a pay-model, or rights-cleared for free. We need to help consumers leap-frog the illegal downloading issues that have wrecked havoc on the music industry.

    Too bad the music and film industries lack members so enlightened.

  101. what the... by mantera · · Score: 1


    I don't fully understand why people are being so critical of TV. It doesn't rot brains, but if you sit down for hours upon hours per day or per week with no specific plan for something better to do then that would be a problem, the TV is just a tool.

    That said, like is not all about tasking. If you want a balanced life then a third of your time ought to go into productive, task-based activities, a third into fun, non-task oriented, recreational and refreshing, guilt-free play activities, and a third for your sleep. I, personally, often find TV useful as an entertainment medium. That said though, I'd totally agree that 80-90% of the material on TV is not suitable for my taste and sensibilities. But those that are, i am very selective with. My main interests are news, documentaries and arthouse movies. I almost never care about other things. And for me, often watching a documentary about someone or something, especially if it's a good documentary, is either useful or entertaining.

    The beauty of television is that it's a convenient, up-to-date and instant medium. An picture is worth a thousand words, they said, and I'm sure a motion picture such as a video clip is worth even more. There are many books that are useful, and there are many individuals whose company is likely bad for you. It's just about selectiveness.

  102. All that media power might go both ways. by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    I'm also a person who has not watched TV with any regularity in a long time, so I'm not too concerned what the channels of the future may be like. I don't watch much full motion video at all. But when I do, I like to watch things that deserve my attention.
    I know that in order for their to be enough power to make a new user experience possible, there will be a need for both high bandwidth and high resolution monitors. What doesn't seem to be fully considered is that those resources might be detrimental to the the conventional role of the passive viewer.
    Look how much television viewing time has been lost to the simple innovation of being able to key in text across a slow network as I'm doing now.
    If what was once called "the audiance" is presented with a set of tools to manipulate more media in a larger work space with more speed the result may be something that is more similar to an bottomless film festival than it is to television. In a sense that degree of choice isn't too far from the position in the article. However, a kalaidescope doesn't sound like a very good metaphor. That metaphor sounds so fragmented, it's as though there's an unclear vision of what is possible.
    I believe that people will always seek structured narratives for entertainment. You can blend genres all you want, but they're like colors on a pallette. If the work sucks, it doesn't save it to just be colorful. You've got to have some substance.
    I think end users are capable of creating works of great substance which is something that television and movie producers are loathe to face. They're not really that talented and their works are far too generic to excite the exotic and worldly modern palate.
    Going back to text for a minute. I strongly believe that we have not not even begun to see the influence of large monitor spaces on composition. This may be too subtle for some to find intriguing, but organizing a large body of text such as the plot of a story is exceedingly complex. Anything that can make the process easier also makes it more accessible to the outsiders. I think this is the more likely direction we're heading. We'll still have conventional highly focused narratives without a lot of clutter, but we'll see them coming from independent sources outside the traditional media and outside of the financing that makes that media so droll.
    It's nothing so dramatic or orwellian as "the new" TV, it's just that TV inevitably succumbs to the Internet. One by one, they all shall be assimilated.
    Resistance is futile.

  103. Radio commercials by dr3vil · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I agree. I'm waiting for someone to make a tivo for the radio. Maybe, for safety's sake since I listen to radio mainly in my car, with a ReplayTV style commercial auto-skip.

    1. Re:Radio commercials by jpmkm · · Score: 1
  104. The BBC by payndz · · Score: 1
    Well, at least the BBC plan to do *something* interesting with my licence fee. That's good to know. At the moment, I don't watch *any* BBC shows regularly (I might put on Jonathan Ross if he's got a decent guest) and I'm just hanging around waiting for the new season of 24 to start on BBC2.

    (Mind you, I'm not watching anything regularly on C4 or Sky either, and as for ITV... ha! As if!)

    Of course, watching less TV hasn't improved my life any, because I have broadband with which to devour my time and destroy my brain instead. ;)

    --
    You must think in Russian.
  105. Re:NBC altering programming to fsck with PVR owner by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

    Taken to its logical conclusion, this could benefit non-TiVo users.

    If I come in at 20.10 or 20.15, there's nothing on that I haven't missed important plot developments on.

    If NBC starts each programme at :05, CBS at :10, and ABC at :15, this not only increases the likelihood of lock-in to YOUR programmes, but it gives you a show starting whenever you're in the room.

    --
    It's just like a fascist dictatorship, without the punctual rail service!
  106. Cool shows ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, I think I'm missing some cool shows because I never watch live TV anymore.

    Those don't exist anymore.

  107. Ambient TV - yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course people watch TV with only half their attention. With commercial breaks occupying a third of the screen time, what do they expect?

    Thirty years ago, TV shows typically ran for an hour, with three intermediate commercial breaks of one minute each. On the hour, two to three minutes of commercials, and a five-second station identification. Total, six minutes of ads per hour. Today, it's more than three times that.

  108. *ahem*FARSCAPE*ahem* by baudilus · · Score: 1

    It took 4 seasons of Farscape for them to realize that more and more people were watching the show. They couldn't have THAT now could they?

  109. Advertisement in TV will never change by Aspasia13 · · Score: 1

    Even if the methods of delivery, or the flow of programming changes (say to an on-demand system) the one thing that will never change is advertising. Sure if TiVo-style commercial skipping becomes the norm, what we think of as "commercials" may go away, but that will mean that the actual programming itself will feature more blatent product placement than we have now. If you think TV shows already sacrifice "artistic vision" to appease commercial interests then you haven't seen anything yet. TV shows exist for one reason - to make people money. They make that money by advertising.

    I think its far more likely that commercial interests will influence the technology to not be able to skip advertising. Or services will exist that trade you being "forced" to watch advertising in order to skip (or reduce) subscription fees. The former is far more likely as many of the same companies that own the programming creation business also sell consumer products with which we view said programming (e.g. Sony).

    Legislation continues to progress to ensure that the content providers remain few (e.g. FCC regulations regarding cable tv/cable internet, and laws trying to make DSL access under a similar umbrella as we've seen in recent articles).

    The more things change, the more they will stay the same.

  110. How about not having to pay for it by bob_calder · · Score: 1

    DTV isn't a pipe dream.
    Unfortunately, broadcast TV is suffering from years of declining income. They are deathly afraid of making a wrong move.

    Several are thinking of distributing free DTV tuners. It is a big move for what amounts to a small local business. They have been dragging their feet on implementing the standard waiting for some leadership to emerge.

    --
    Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development. (Wilde)
  111. Aw, crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ashley Highfield, the head of BBC New Media & Technology

    At first I thought that said Ashleigh Banfield and I got all interested. Turns out it's just some nobody. Crap.

  112. Nudity would save TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nudity, lots of it, all the time. Not porn, no penetration or shaved spread crotch shots, or anything like that. Just lots and lots of incidental nudity in every program including the weather report and sports events. Oh, and in the commercials too! Definitely, in the commercials.

    That would totally save television.

    1. Re:Nudity would save TV by KevinJoubert · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more :)

      --
      -K.
  113. This could have been printed in Wired a decade ago by chemindefer · · Score: 1

    Fred Allen--"TV is for people who have nothing to do so they can watch people who can't do anything."

  114. F BBC America by Dani+Filth · · Score: 1

    They cancelled Eastenders. If it weren't for "The Office" I'd never tune in again. I can guess what's on the BBC: BBC1: Benny Hill Marathon BBC2: Best of Michael Caine BBC3: The Italian Job (the one with Michael Caine) BBC4: Teletubbies

  115. 'TV' means different things to different people by gidds · · Score: 1
    It probably depends where you are. Here in the UK, things aren't quite as bad; we have non-commercial stations, which can run hour-long programmes or films with no interruptions at all. (They still run trailers between programmes, but they're not quite as aggressive.) It's interesting to think that when they run 45-minute programmes from the US, they originally lasted an hour or more... They also tend to run less ratings-aware programmes - culture, education, programmes for intelligent people - as well as the lowest-common-denominator stuff. Believe it or not, there are programmes which you can concentrate on for a whole hour or so, programmes after which you feel you've learned something, programmes

    One one of their DVD commentaries, the makers of 'Airplane' explained why their TV series 'Police Squad' (on which the 'Naked Gun' films were based) fared very badly on US TV: all their subtle jokes and clever gags went largely unnoticed, because people simply weren't used to giving TV their full attention. A comment I found very revealing. Maybe it's become a vicious circle: people don't pay attention because there's nothing worth paying attention to; and then programme makers have to make programmes suited to an audience that's not paying attention.

    In any case, I find the US situation, with people searching through tens or hundreds of channels and joining programmes half-way through, very sad. Personally, I plan my viewing: I work out in advance what I'm going to watch, and then watch those programmes from start to finish. Very rarely do I look 'just to see what's on'. Of course, it helps having access to only the 5 terrestrial channels (and one's not available in my area; I haven't missed it).

    But then I don't watch much TV at all. In fact, for the last several months I've watched none because there's a problem with my aerial, and I can't be bothered to fix it. (Before you ask, there is cable in my area. Or at least, the flat downstairs has it, but the company told me I was too far away. I really didn't care enough to argue with them.) So far I'm surviving quite happily on videos I recorded ages ago and some DVDs, and there are only a handful of programmes I care in the slightest about missing.

    I remember when I first went off to uni - the lack of TV there (well, there was a TV room, but it was out of the way and few people bothered to go there) made me realise just how dependent on the box I'd been before. It was quite a revelation. And although I bought a portable TV after a couple of terms, and now have my own full-size set, I've never watched as much TV since then.

    In any case, roll on the day when broadcasters discover that the best way to grab your attention is to make programmes worth watching!

    --

    Ceterum censeo subscriptionem esse delendam.

  116. See... the thing is. by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    We all agree that most commercials are crap. We don't want to watch them, etc...

    Most of us can agree that the commercials generally pay for the programming (at least for the networks)...

    BUT... we have pay channels like HBO, Skinimax, etc... they have no commercials, yet they have series and shows that people pay for.

    It's not A La carte, unfortunately, which brings me to my point. The next step in TV evolution is a la carte programming.

    I am MORE than willing to pay a REASONABLE fee to have a "season" subscription to my favorite show. I'll pay say $15 or $20 EACH for a season of Enterprise, SG-1, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, etc... as long as there are no commercials.

    That is the key to future programming. Piecemeal subscriptions to a season of your favorite show. Magazines work this way, some of them are even weekly, just like a lot of shows. It can be done, and it can be lucrative, even more so than the current advertising based structure.

    As an added bonus to switching to an A la carte method, the "networks" can get direct and unquestionable feedback on what type of show is "good" and what type of show "sucks." If they don't get very many subscriptions to a show, chances are it sucks. This eliminates the "Trailer Park Syndrom" of Neilson ratings. TV shows would be beholden to the mighty dollar and those people that are willing and able and wanting to watch that show, instead of 90% of the nation being shackled to the whims and desires of the stupidest 10% of the nation's TV watching populance.

    It's a win/win situation if handled properly, but the paradigm shift will be painful, and I don't expect the networks to go willingly. They've never been good at looking to the future, no reason to think they'll start now. Fortunately, they won't have a choice once people stop watching completely.

  117. Re:4th post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You FAIL it, ass-goblin!

  118. Obligatory Comment by serutan · · Score: 1

    A lot of what's on tv now is already "indistinguishable as actual channels."

  119. Tivo buster? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

    Yeah.

    Then I might actually be willing to watch commercials if they let me start watching what I want when I want...

  120. uh... by frenetic3 · · Score: 1

    somehow i don't really buy it about the 'kaleidoscope' wading through thousands of streams of content,

    people have enough difficulty using a remote control :P

    i think instead of flipping through hundreds/thousands of numeric channels a la directv, you'll simply type a url like espn.com or hbo.com into your tv/satellite/digital whatever and get a tv stream instead of a web page.

    -fren

    --
    "Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
  121. It started already: Lord of the Rings by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    Anyone catch the product placement for lembas wafers as the party was leaving Lorien? "Lembas bread! One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" I was waiting for the elves to start singing the Lembas[tm] jingle.

    --
    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  122. already true...? by mightybricklayer · · Score: 1

    "but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels." seeing as how my internet and TV come over the same cable...?

  123. Thousands of channels ain't gonna happen by physick · · Score: 1

    We're not going to see "thousands of streams of content" any time soon because someone has to make the stuff:

    10,000 channels * 24 hours = 240,000 hours per day

    Assume a 2 hour film takes 100 people six months, then

    1 hour of film requires 60,000 person.hours to produce (assuming 10 hours/day * 20 days/month)

    So, every day, there must be

    240,0000 * 60,000 = 14,400,000,000 person.hours of work to produce ONE DAY's films. That's almost 2.5 hours per person on the planet.

    Hmmm, it could give full employment.

    Alterntatively, each person could receive a webcam with their TV set and just stream their own lives onto the channels. When you're bored of your own life, go and live the person's next door.

    1. Re:Thousands of channels ain't gonna happen by Hadji+Baba · · Score: 1

      Of course this is possible.... 5000 channels alone will be broadcasting re-runs of Gilligan's Island!

  124. Watching television by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dropping the commercials is not the answer. About four years ago, as a cost-cutting measure my wife and I dropped our cable access back to the ultra-basic service. Entire seasons have come and gone and we have not checked in to see any of the new programs. Eventually everything with sufficient episode count makes it into syndication on WGN or Oxygen or one of the local channels, so if I like I can see some of what I missed. I am usually underwhelmed. The serious crap simply disappears. I took up my television viewing slacktime with reading and cable internet access. The extra cost was more than covered by dropping a telephone line we had been using for our dialup service. I am working on my wife to drop the other landline in favor of expanded cellphone service. Many of our younger friends have already done this.

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    Goddamned kids! Get off my lawn!
  125. More British comedies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or 'The League of Gentlemen'
    Note, he said 'UK' not just BBC. So you could include 'Spaced', 'Black Books' and 'Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights' from Channel 4.

  126. LINK IS NSFW!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be careful, poster!

  127. Sounds like VOD by sdpinpdx · · Score: 1

    Video on demand. A giant multiuser TiVo in the cable headend.

    I've never used one (we have PPV on DirecTV, but those shows are played on a schedule, and are only "on demand" once they're transferred into one of my TiVos), but a guy I know at nCube (who makes VOD servers) says it's growing in LA and NY.

    Depending on the set-top box, you can apparently get the pause, rewind, and FF control on VOD you'd have with a DVR, though this isn't universal.

    My problem with it is someone else controls what's stored, and how long it stays available (both in general, and if a certain stored show is considered objectionable by a sufficiently powerful person).

    I also worry about everything becoming PPV. That makes my normally flat-rate cable bill into a variable bill that may be higher than I pay now (why would they add this if it didn't increase revenue, or reduce costs?). Maybe I'm just paranoid, but if you can measure it you can bill for it.

    I wonder if the VOD provider could make enough money with a flat fee?

    If VOD was available for a flat rate (for given set of programming corresponding to the channels we have now), and they really stored everything that came by for a really long time (years), then it's be the functional equivalent of a "perfect TiVo" (which has arbitrarily large storage, arbitrarily many tuners, never fails, and can never exist). That's still quite expensive, though, so unlikely to happen.