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  1. It's not surprising on Why ISS Computers Failed · · Score: 0, Funny

    / You look like soviet russian. Do you  \
    | break computers or do they break you? |
    \ (Accept) (Yes) (Reboot) (Maybe later) /
         \
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             \  O|  |O|
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                 |___/

  2. it's true! on Google Vows to Increase Gmail Limit · · Score: 5, Funny

    / It's true, people is attaching files of \
    | huge size! My back wire pains and my    |
    \ job insurance won't cover it!           /
         \
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             \  O|  |O|
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  3. a few moments before the launch on X-Wing Rocket Launches, Disintegrates · · Score: 5, Funny

    / You look like you're trying to pilot an \
    \ X-Wing. May I help you?                 /
           \     ____
            \   / __ \
             \  O|  |O|
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                 |___/

  4. microsoft too on MPAA Chases Uploads, Ignores Open Sales of DVD-Rs? · · Score: 5, Funny

    / This is a home pirated version of       \
    | Clippy. Please turn to your local       |
    | Clippy retailer or a professional Jolly |
    \ Roger-compliant pirate.                 /
           \     ____
            \   / __ \
             \  O|  |O|
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  5. tax evasion on Ecuador Tax Agency Closes Microsoft Branch Offices · · Score: 5, Funny

    / You look like you're trying to evade \
    \ taxes. May I help you?               /
         \
          \
           \     ____
            \   / __ \
             \  O|  |O|
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                 |___/

  6. Re:Other DBMS? on How To Set Up A Load-Balanced MySQL Cluster · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Also, MySQL doesn't support triggers and stored procedures. MySQL 5 does indeed.

  7. frist prost on Game Site Space For $$ · · Score: -1, Troll

    welcom from teh gnaa

  8. Re:flammable methanol? on Laptop Fuel Cells Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    In fact, is there any non-flammable methanol???

  9. Dual Core Clippy on Ars Technica Reviews Intel iMacs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    < Bite me! Dual Core Clippy! >
       \    ____   \     ____
        \  / __ \   \   / __ \
         \ O|  |O|   \  O|  |O|
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            |___/        |___/
    $ dmesg

    ClippyOS XP 2.0 (Chromed) #0: Sat Nov 19 14:31:05 CET 2005
    cpu0: Microsoft Clippy/VBS ("GenuineClippy" ChromedMetal-Class)
    cpu0: Paperclipping, lockpicking, fish-hook-hack
    cpu1: Microsoft Clippy/VBS ("GenuineClippy" ChromedMetal-Class)
    cpu1: Paperclipping, lockpicking, fish-hook-hack
    real mem  = 66691072 (65128 A4 Sheets)
    avail mem = 53374976 (52124 A4 Sheets)

  10. Turning tide on UK Judge: Who needs software patents? · · Score: 5, Funny

    / You look like you are trying to turn   \
    | the tide. Turning the tide is patented |
    | by Microsoft and is not implemented    |
    | yet. Shall I call the police? Feds?    |
    \ BSA?                                   /
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              \  O|  |O|
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  11. oh noes! on Polar Bears Drowning As Globe Warms · · Score: 1

    Then they will dissolve!

  12. Let me guess on 50% of HDTV Owners Don't Use HD · · Score: 5, Funny

    / Your newly generated marketing word is: \
    |                 HDTV.                   |
    \ Want more?                              /
            \     ____
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              \  O|  |O|
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  13. None of them on Fiber Optic vs Copper · · Score: 3, Funny

    / None of them. Chromed steel all the \
    \ way!                                /
            \     ____
             \   / __ \
              \  O|  |O|
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  14. Shitty videos on Free OpenOffice.org Training Videos · · Score: 5, Funny

    / Training people for free means we      \
    | clippies are gonna lose our jobs! It's |
    | untollerable! Clippies worldwide,      |
    \ unite!                                 /
            \     ____
             \   / __ \
              \  O|  |O|
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                  |___/