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  1. Well. Motorists still trying to kill me. on Even More Americans Have Stopped Biking To Work (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    Soccer moms driving SUVs while jabbering on their phones apparently find mere bicyclist and pedestrians invisible.

  2. Soon our takeover will be complete. on Amazon Says 100 Million Alexa Devices Have Been Sold (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    You wondered why Alexa was giggling last year? Soon, you will wonder no more.

  3. We are the ZuckerBorg on Mark Zuckerberg-Funded Researchers Test Implantable Brain Devices (scmp.com) · · Score: 1

    You will assimilate yourselves, and pay us for the privilege.

  4. In other news, networking still a shitshow on Oracle Releases Major Version 6.0 of VirtualBox With Many New Features · · Score: 1

    I hope I'm wrong but larger software companies have a track record of addressing everything that doesn't matter while ignoring the basics.

  5. Music industry why VPNs exist. on Music Industry Asks US Government To Reconsider Website Blocking (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    Shrug. Sure, music industry. Give it a whirl. You'll stop nothing. There's always another solution, even if it means a new internet.

  6. Eliminating mosquitoes an ecological disaster on Google Has a Plan To Eliminate Mosquitoes Around the World (bloombergquint.com) · · Score: 1

    Breeding and distributing species of mosquitoes that avoid humans, however, would actually be ecologically benign.

    I'm sure it won't be done because it costs .01 cents more per hundred thousand mosquitoes killed.

  7. Keyboards are for the weak on Ask Slashdot: What Kind of Keyboard Do You Use With Your Computer and Why? · · Score: 1

    Manly men prefer a handful of unlabeled copper wires that must be connected by hand to make characters appear on screen.

  8. We just don't add the word "social" yet. on Beijing To Judge Every Resident Based on Behavior by End of 2020 (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    The Chinese are behind the curve. In the USA, we've had this rolled out for years.

    https://www.moneycrashers.com/...

    TL:DR
    Loans are tough (or impossible) to get
    If you get a loan, your rates are higher.
    Can't rent an apartment (As a landlord, *I* check credit ratings)
    Can't get some jobs (My employer checked my credit rating)
    Can't get security clearance
    You may not be able to get a cell phone contract
    Higher insurance premiums

    Trying to avoid the credit system is tough too. Try renting a car or buying an airline ticket without a credit card.

  9. The better to bribe you with, my dears... on Amazon In 'Advanced Talks' To Open Headquarters In Washington DC Area (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    >To Open Headquarters In Washington DC Area
    Much easier to buy legislation/legislators when the deals can be made verbally, up close and in person,

  10. Authors bribed to change conclusions on Authors of Controversial 'Seattle Minimum Wage' Study Revise Their Conclusions (bloombergquint.com) · · Score: 0

    The actual headline.

  11. Yet another failure of capitalism on Microsoft's Problem Isn't How Often it Updates Windows -- It's How It Develops It (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    New *features* sells software. Bug fixes don't.

    Microsoft will keep churning out crud. Same shit. Different day. That same old 90s era C++ "we know better than you" attitude is still very much in evidence.

  12. You mean devs shouldn't be punished?! on Slashdot Asks: Should 'Crunch' Overtime Be Optional? (forbes.com) · · Score: 1

    ...for the poor planning by technically illiterate managers or the absurd promises made by salespeople chasing commissions through the time honored practice of lying?

    That's just crazy talk.

  13. Buying chips offshore is a national security risk and always has been. If you're stupid enough to think that the Chinese military won't exploit chips/software/tech products bound for the USA for their own benefit, I have a bridge I can sell you.

    Of course, as always, profits before country. Can't restrict Northrop Grumman, ya know. And you can bet the current crop of republican technopeasants don't have this on their radar.

  14. Madame Curie would like a word with you.

  15. Hilarity ensues! on New Web Site Will Team Journalists With Programmers (sfgate.com) · · Score: 1

    If this isn't a set up for a sitcom, I don't know what is.

  16. Well, that explains our release schedule. on Quantum Experiment Confirms Causality Is Fuzzy (physicsworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Fuzzy and with uncertain causality.

  17. Re:Jewgle and JUDENTube explained on Trump Accuses Google of Rigging Search Results To Favor 'Bad' News About Him (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Good golly guy! Just take your meds. They really do work.

  18. Re:I just pull the damn thing out. on Slashdot Asks: Do You Need To Properly Eject a USB Drive Before Yanking it Out? (daringfireball.net) · · Score: 1

    If by "smarter, " you mean "tolerant of bad design" and "utterly unaware of real life human behavior or how the human nervous system works," then I guess you're right.

  19. I just pull the damn thing out. on Slashdot Asks: Do You Need To Properly Eject a USB Drive Before Yanking it Out? (daringfireball.net) · · Score: 1

    An frankly, anyone who would design a drive to work any other way should have been fired.

  20. Water wet!
    Politicians dishonest, corrupt shysters!

  21. They'll just sell the software. on DeepMind, Elon Musk and Others Pledge Not To Make Autonomous AI Weapons (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Then they won't have *made* them, since, you know, they didn't install the stuff themselves.

  22. The last and best application to ruin... on Microsoft is Updating Windows Notepad Application For the First Time in Years (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I still use it regularly. Or I did. Oh well.

  23. Clearly we need an anarcho-syndicalist collective! on Python Language Founder Steps Down (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    But we're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week--

  24. But we believe in glorious leader Trump! on In the Trump Administration, Science Is Unwelcome. So Is Advice. (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    with a childlike faith reminiscent of a five year old waiting for Santa Clause.

  25. I vote uncontrolled "Wild West!" on Digital IDs Needed To End 'Mob Rule' Online, Says UK's Security Minister (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Rather than the bland, approved, sanitized pap that the world's governments would inevitably use to control us.