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Microsoft is Updating Windows Notepad Application For the First Time in Years (theverge.com)

Microsoft is giving its Notepad app for Windows a surprising amount of new features. From a report: You'll soon be able to do wrap around find and replace alongside the ability to zoom into text by holding down the ctrl key and using the mouse wheel to zoom in and out. Microsoft is also adding in extended line ending support so that Unix/Linux line endings (LF) and Macintosh line endings (CR) are supported in Notepad. The status bar will now be enabled by default in Notepad, and it includes the ability to display line and column numbers when word-wrap is enabled.

248 comments

  1. Msmash I was taking a bath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    1. Re:Msmash I was taking a bath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mish mash

      (works bettter)

    2. Re: Msmash I was taking a bath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooioooiisizizisisgsez

  2. Repeat by dhaen · · Score: 3, Informative

    Didn't I read about it last month? No maybe the month before

    1. Re:Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Old news.

    2. Re:Repeat by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

      Yep, although that was just flaunting the unix line endings

    3. Re:Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's still like a child's toy compared to Notepad++, which is free and open source.

    4. Re: Repeat by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Vim is the editor for all hardcore editor fans.

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    5. Re: Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vim isn't freeware and was made by someone who has no concept of usability or UI design aesthetics.

    6. Re: Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vim needs an operating system

    7. Re: Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend Emacs, it's a terrific operating system.

    8. Re: Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...yet is still more usable than Metro apps

    9. Re: Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice strawman you got there.

  3. Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the only version of Windows I use anymore.

    1. Re:Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      95?

      There's a 95???

      Goddam, I'm using 3.1.

      3.0 had this aggravating shit in File Mangler where it refreshed every time I switched into a new folder.

      3.1 fixed that.

      Maybe /. will post a story on how to migrate from 3.1 to 95.

      I'm pumped.

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    2. Re:Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      Don't skip 3.11 ! You'll miss out on all the nice networking stuff.

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    3. Re: Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Ah yes... Good old "Windows for Warehouses" ... which, let's face it, is where Windows belongs.

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    4. Re:Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Windows for Work Groups!

    5. Re: Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      X11 with fvwm as window manager and I'm good.

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    6. Re:Hopefully this update will be for Windows 95 by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      From chaos into a beautiful disaster. Should just sever TBH.

  4. Zooming into the future by AlexanKulbashian · · Score: 5, Funny

    jumping from 1991 to 2002 in a single version update

    1. Re:Zooming into the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Where is the RUSittingDown tag?

    2. Re:Zooming into the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next version will jump from 2002 to 2013, then the next version will jump from 2013 to 2024.

      Microsoft is two versions of Notepad away from time travel!

    3. Re:Zooming into the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. My text editors have all had these "new features" since at least before 2007... when I switched to Linux as my daily operating system.

      Nice of Microsuck to modernize.

    4. Re:Zooming into the future by jonadab · · Score: 1

      By 1991 (let alone 2002), text editors were expected to be able to open arbitrarily large text files and support basic features like syntax highlighting, syntax-based automatic indentation, and grouping symbol matching. Really good ones could already open and edit remote files and send them back to the remote system whenever you hit save. (In 1991 this worked via ftp; by 2002, ssh was supported.) Among other things.

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  5. It's about time! by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did this happen during the last administration? I don't think so. Now that the Notepad Tax has been reduced, this is exactly the sort of reinvestment we should expect.

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    1. Re:It's about time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It happened before, but bush hid the facts

  6. It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    LF and CR support is definitely the biggest plus for me. What took them so long!?

    1. Re:It's about damn time! by sexconker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dunno what took so long, but I love both this and the line number / character count with word wrap enabled.

    2. Re:It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and suddenly it takes 20 seconds to load

    3. Re:It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had it in edit.com ffs, at least insofar as it would happily load either and interpret either CR or CRLF as a newline.

      I still miss good old dos edit. It wasn't great, but it was infinitely better than notepad, and streets ahead of vi(m) and emacs. My only major dislike was lack of proper tab support, but that's mostly the fault of make and its inane requirements re whitespace.

    4. Re: It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then man up, use dosbox.

    5. Re:It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had to come up with a long-term plan on how to embrace-extend-extinguish Linux.

    6. Re:It's about damn time! by linear+a · · Score: 2

      Takes a while for all the telemetry info to go to MS campus.

    7. Re: It's about damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh... gimme CygnusEd anyday.... with ARexx scripting support there's nothing you can't use CED for ;)

  7. No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...because they use Notepad++ or Textpad or basically anything else.

    1. Re:No one cares... by sexconker · · Score: 2

      I care. Notepad is just so lightweight and instant that it's still my go-to for simple text files, scripts, etc. on Windows.
      Another plus is that it's a lazy little slut so you can open up multiple copies of the same file as it's being written. It doesn't care about locks or anything. It'll just read what it can see and display it for you. This does have the drawback of potential confusion over which version is the latest one or which is the one that matches what's on disk. (The solution to that is to open it again in another window.)

    2. Re:No one cares... by Gilgaron · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Never underestimate the usefulness of Windows built-in crapware when making do on a super locked down machine!

    3. Re:No one cares... by ctilsie242 · · Score: 2

      It also can open binary files, and I have encountered cases where being able to edit a binary in a locked down environment was very useful (corrupted application had a specific log format, and if it wasn't perfectly intact, the program would just exit without any warnings.)

    4. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Notepad is just so lightweight and instant that it's still my go-to for simple text files, scripts, etc. on Windows.

      What makes you think this won't be a UWP update? Like how Calculator was? It's the perfect opportunity for them to push their UWP platform, and I doubt half of their programmers were even around Microsoft when Notepad was originally written, much less are familiar with it's source code.

      You'd better backup Notepad.exe just in case.

    5. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Notepad is probably one of very few apps that is used constantly, in the manner you described. It's familiar, quick, convienent and in many cases totally sufficient for the things you use it for. This hasn't gone unnoticed by Microsoft.

      All the telemetry collected by Windows is telling them there's an application that they haven't properly monetized. There are ads in Minesweeper and Solitaire, but Notepad is far more useful and you spend more time looking at it. And they know. The telemetry tells them what apps are running and for how long.

      They are 'updating' the Notepad application to include hooks to their advertising framework. It's no use displaying ads in places people aren't looking, and you're looking at Notepad. And they know, and soon you'll be looking at advertisments, jammed into whatever "helpful" widget is added to "help" you. Because it looks like you need help, and you're going to get it, whether you like it or not.

    6. Re: No one cares... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ^^^ This. My favorite locked-down machine trick is one where they "only" let you have admin access to Notepad, which is plenty of access once you open up Notepad's "file open" dialog and essentially get to have admin access to File Explorer.

    7. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still works during late stages of swap hell so you can possibly save links, posts, data before a crash of your program or a virtual lock up.

      That's when "Oh, we don't have to care that this takes 10 MB" is fairly wrong.

    8. Re: No one cares... by Gilgaron · · Score: 3

      Indeed! I once had some corrupt files that would hang Explorer when it tried to read their metadata... Notepad's file open dialog didn't have any trouble deleting them and that was that.

    9. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "All the telemetry collected by Windows is telling them there's an application that they haven't properly monetized"
      Can you, or anyone for that matter, back up this declaration? People are constantly making statements such as this with absolutely no proof. Telemetry is not all bad. And MS has publicly stated that any telemetry data they may collect is anonymized and nobody has ever proved that statement false. I know accusations have replaced facts and reason in today's fractious and increasingly belligerent society but unlike the political and societal malcontents technology can be studied and pulled apart to either prove or disprove any accusation. Until people realize that opinions and unsubstantiated accusations are just speeding up the decline of western society we are well and truly fucked. People born today are facing a future where arguing over global warming, LGBT rights, illegal immigration, and government surveillance will seem silly.

    10. Re: No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice vocabulary. A shame about your reading comprehension.

    11. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TextPad does all that and more. Only thing I've found Notepad useful for is a grocery list or some such.

    12. Re:No one cares... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The big problem with Notepad++ is that it is not installed by default. I'm not downloading a package on someone else's machine just so I can edit a file. Updates to the default apps are a big deal for me, because I often don't have anything else.

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    13. Re:No one cares... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I like how Wordpad never comes up in this discussion. In theory it can do everything notepad can do but even better, but it has one deadly misfeature that prevents me from using it regularly. In notepad when you drag a file onto the window it opens the file. In Wordpad it embeds a link to the file in your document, a feature that nobody has ever found useful. It means you need to use the File->Open dialog and navigate to your file, which is much clunkier than dragging and dropping it into the window, so we continue to use notepad even though it isn't very good.

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    14. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with a copy of Windows can verify it.

      Open minesweeper or solitaire and there are ads.
      Check your router logs and there is constant, endless traffic to and from microsoft.

      Are you blind? or just really passionate about telemetry collection?

    15. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do not need proof. Our computers were illegally remotely entered, if we use hyperbole and humor to address the matter so be it. The crux is that regardless of what they want the data for, their methods of obtaining it are blatantly illegal and are a violation of the computer abuse and fraud act.

      Quite frankly we do not need a reason past that singular point.

    16. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super locked down machines will have App Locker running and not allow Notepad by default.

    17. Re: No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a RaspPi running a custom script connected to my desktop. It emulates a storage area of multiple terabyte, multiple volume drives.

      Microsoft is welcome to scan that for all the data hashes they want, since it has all of them. Fun with not devrand but fractals, so repeatably consistent (until rebooted/nee seed selected). Fractals! How do they work?!?!?!

    18. Re: No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notepad sucks at editing images.

      For text based stuff its great. Even supports Unicode if you do a Save As and change the file encoding. Oh, and if you don't know what happens when you hit F5 in notepad already, try it.

    19. Re: No one cares... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      ^^^ This. My favorite locked-down machine trick is one where they "only" let you have admin access to Notepad, which is plenty of access once you open up Notepad's "file open" dialog and essentially get to have admin access to File Explorer.

      Also a trick when you boot from a windows install DVD, and drop to command prompt (shift+F10). You can open Notepad, and use file-open as a rudimentary file manager. It's actually embarrassing that the recovery environment doesn't give you normal windows explorer window.

    20. Re:No one cares... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 2

      If you drag a file to the toolbar (ribbon) in Wordpad, it will open instead of linking / embedding.

    21. Re:No one cares... by another_twilight · · Score: 2

      Telemetry is not all bad

      Straw man. No-one claims it is 'all' bad. And if it were opt-in like so many 'would you like to send anonymised data so we can improve product X' then there would be no outcry. It's the fact that not only is it not opt-in, it's a constant effort to remain opt-out.

      has publicly stated that any telemetry data they may collect is anonymized

      Corporations make statements all the time. Some are even true when they make them. A change of 'direction' and whatever promise or guarantee that was made may change. Without notice. Given that Microsoft has a history of 'changing direction', dropping things they promised or doing things they said they wouldn't I have no idea why you'd even consider this statement with anything other than suspicion. But let's assume a neutral stance. Microsoft claims no foul. Where's the proof? Where's the independent audit? Where's the option to say 'no thanks?'.

      The burden of proof is not on those saying that there is a risk of foul play or even just negligence. The burden is on those giving the guarantee that this data (of ours) is safe with them and will be used only for good.

      either prove or disprove any accusation

      No problem. I look forward to your proof that the collection of my data has no negative impact for me, now or in the future. That's the direction the burden points. It's not on me to prove foul play or negligence. In the absence of proof, I would like to choose not to trust my data to someone. Being unable to do that is a problem for some people, even if you have different priorities.

      Until people realize that opinions and unsubstantiated accusations are just speeding up the decline of western society we are well and truly fucked

      You are guilty of the very thing you are decrying. Clearly this isn't something that concerns you. Your inability to understand, on a nerd site no less, that this is of significant concern to a number of people is a symptom of the very fractiousness you accuse others of.

      Please. Log. Eye.

    22. Re: No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Telemetry can never be anonymous because it originates from a non-anonymous IP address.

    23. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, they'll fix those problems too. New version will be an unstable, bloated, hard-to-use mess (no menus, and forget ribbons: we have Egyptian hieroglyphs that actively run away and hide when the mouse approaches them) straight from the latest UX fad's playbook.

    24. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notepad is just so lightweight and instant that it's still my go-to for simple text files, scripts, etc. on Windows.

      And this is very much by design, IMHO. Have you ever looked at the minimum hardware requirements to run Windows? I feel kind of bad for whoever has the unfortunate task of validating that it really will run on those ridiculously underpowered machines, especially if they have to run the full "checked" build.

    25. Re:No one cares... by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

      Yeah Notepad is really fast to load, but desperately needs an auto-save. How much information have I lost due to crashes and reboots on auto-updates?

    26. Re:No one cares... by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's used a computer for 20 years could tell Microsoft that Notepad is useful, yet abysmally out of date.

      They needed their spyware to collect telemetry for years before they would acknowledge what people have been talking about for decades. Sounds perfectly reasonable that they don't give a crap about the quality of the product or what their customers think, and it's all about fine-tuning the marketing and exploitation strategy.

      Telemetry fucking sucks. If you NEED it to know what your customers want, you're either not paying attention or you don't care. Microsoft is too large and profitable to fall into the 1st category.

    27. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straw man. No-one claims it is 'all' bad.

      I will. Programs shouldn't be phoning home. That's malware behavior. How far we've fallen.

    28. Re:No one cares... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      They are 'updating' the Notepad application to include hooks to their advertising framework.

      You're another one of those people who looked at a youtube video and made your tinfoil hat out of aluminium right? That was wrong. They need to be made out of tin to keep the government out of your brain.

    29. Re:No one cares... by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      How much information have I lost due to crashes and reboots on auto-updates?

      Hopefully none. I can count the use cases on one hand where using notepad to open/edit something that would be bad if something happened before I saved. Notepad's only useful because it's fast and dumb. Its only legitimate use is as an intermediary to paste random strings of text either for extremely temporary safe keeping or to remove the cancerous formatting that Word tries to strong arm. The only use I can think of outside of that is to edit a config file on a Windows server that doesn't have a real text editor installed.

      I mean, I understand that everyone has their opinion, I'm just expressing mine. Sometimes things work well the way they are.

    30. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're another one of those 40-year-old Pokemon faggots who loves Microsoft, right? Big mistake.

      Nobody is taking advice from a daft cunt who plays with Asian baby toys.

    31. Re:No one cares... by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Notepad is only lightweight and instant if you use it for small files. Anything bigger than about a megabyte, and it starts to choke.

      What I hate most, and why I use Notepad++ for everything, is its limitations with search and replace. This little update to Notepad isn't going to be enough to win me back.

    32. Re: No one cares... by proibido · · Score: 1

      It's anonymous if you discard completely the IP address when storing Notepad telemetry. Which I'm not totally sure is what's M$ is doing.

    33. Re:No one cares... by another_twilight · · Score: 1

      A little late, but;

      Some software asks to send anonymised data about crashes to the devs so they can work on bugs. That's 'good telemetry' IMHO. It's opt-in. It states up front what it's for and if you don't trust that, you don't have to participate (although if you don't trust that, why are you running the software?)

      If MS made Windows 10 telemetry opt-in, explained what it was used for and then stuck by your choice not to participate (rather than resetting your choices every time you upgrade) ... then it would go some way to answering the criticism it rightly receives.

  8. Notepad++ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds like it will still be behind Notepad++ or even Textpad in functionality.

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    1. Re:Notepad++ by Drethon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do like how lightweight the Notepad app is relative to Notepad++. I'd prefer they keep Nodepad very simple, though the line endings update is a good idea.

    2. Re:Notepad++ by Bayowolf · · Score: 0

      I do like how lightweight the Notepad app is relative to Notepad++.

      I would imagine that my PC would weigh just the same no matter what version of Notepad I was using.

    3. Re:Notepad++ by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      And even 'ed' (try a regex in notepad..)

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    4. Re:Notepad++ by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      So what? It's a simple text editor. It does exactly what is needed.

      It doesn't need bloat or "features". It allows one to get things done quickly without having to worry about this or that.

      If you need functionality, use Notepad++. That's what it's there for. For the rest of us who want speed and ease of use, Notepad all the way.

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    5. Re:Notepad++ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Informative

      So what? It's a simple text editor. It does exactly what is needed.

      It doesn't need bloat or "features". It allows one to get things done quickly without having to worry about this or that.

      If you need functionality, use Notepad++. That's what it's there for. For the rest of us who want speed and ease of use, Notepad all the way.

      Notepad++ is just as quick and easy as regular notepad. You can use it for simple things just like Notepad. The advanced features may take a little more knowledge- but the basics that notepad has are in the exact same place on Notepad++. No learning curve needed, and it opens just as quick.

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    6. Re:Notepad++ by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it will still be behind pico or even nano in functionality.

      FTFY

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    7. Re:Notepad++ by nine-times · · Score: 2

      My immediate thought when I read this story was, "Why didn't they make a fast/stripped-down/lightweight version of Visual Studio Code instead?" Like... strip out the GIT support and in-app terminal and all that stuff, but keep things like syntax highlighting and comparing two files. I mean, they already have an open source text editor that's much more useful, so why not reuse some of that code?

      I suppose there's some value in a text editor that literally just edits text without anything as fancy as syntax highlighting, but... there's not a lot of value in it. Oh well, at least they're finally support CR and LF line breaks.

    8. Re:Notepad++ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Just as a follow up... (feel free to retest my experiment on your own PCs)... I completely unscientifically ran a test on my PC.

      I put both Notepad and Notepad++ on my PC taskbar and tried to open them. Whereas they both open almost instantaneously- I think Notepad++ actually loads quicker than Notepad on my PC.

      So, if you're trying to shave 0.05 seconds of waiting off your day, Notepad++ is for you.

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    9. Re: Notepad++ by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Fast to open, my ass. Virtually every time I reopen Notepad++ it complaints about having to update all the plugins and the dialog blocks the app, forcing a decision which potentially had to update the whole application.

      If I want a reliable, instant plain-text empty buffer for pasting or typing, MS Notepad is the way to go. I hope this update doesn't screw it.

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    10. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, and what's even more surprising, a surfboard is way behind in functionality compared to a jet ski.

    11. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      notepad applet for windows has never intended to be a coding tool or have fancy features. it's to read text files. that is all, and relatively short ones at that. the only feature it really needed was ability to handle linux/mac line endings.

      if you want a poor man's mini-ide, look elsewhere.

    12. Re:Notepad++ by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Opening the same file in both, N++ uses 10x the RAM though. Fun.

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    13. Re: Notepad++ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fast to open, my ass. Virtually every time I reopen Notepad++ it complaints about having to update all the plugins and the dialog blocks the app, forcing a decision which potentially had to update the whole application.

      If I want a reliable, instant plain-text empty buffer for pasting or typing, MS Notepad is the way to go. I hope this update doesn't screw it.

      Your experience would be because you:

      a) Have lots of plugins installed.
      b) Don't even actually update anything- just skip the update everytime
      c) or only use Notepad++ once a year so get caught with the update everytime you open it.

      - I probably see a window telling me to upgrade one time out of every 2 or 3 hundred times I use Notepad++

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    14. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that the Windows console is improved you can probably use it, such as with copy con

      There's even a way to replicate the default cat behavior : copy con con .... It stills fails at characters encodings, so you should probably feed it only 7bit ASCII.
      It still fails hard, the good old "dir > file.txt" then "notepad file.txt" has the same results as decades ago (on non-English Windows it's not just the file names either)

      I'm curious if Powershell does full UTF-8 but I don't know how to do "cat" or "copy con" or how is called "stdin" or "con" there :)

    15. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many people are using Notepad++ simply because Notepad can't handle non-Windows line endings. They don't need a search feature, they just need a way to display and edit non-Windows text files.

    16. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because VS Code is huge? And computers are starved for DRAM, both old and new.
      It uses a web runtime, and web runtimes are known to have the complexity of an operating system. So you're increasing RAM use 100x-200x for a few features.
      On W10 I have to wait for the calculator to launch, and that uses the UWP runtime which I think is smaller.

      (I don't use the start menu, and if UWP was ever in RAM it got swapped out to page file. I would like if there's a way to remove the start button. I managed to do it on XP with silly "resource hacking" tweaks leaving a one pixel corpse maybe, as it was in win 8.0)

    17. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, now try it with a 100KB text file. Then try it with a 10MB text file. Notepad may eventually open the file, if you're lucky.

    18. Re:Notepad++ by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      The thing that bothers me is that there's a non-zero chance that Microsoft had the same idea.

      Hello Notepad 2 and its 250Mb footprint...

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    19. Re:Notepad++ by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I'll still use vim under cygwin for most of what I do, with Notepad++ in a few key spots. But it'll be nice to have some extra functionality out there by default on machines that I haven't been allowed to put anything on.

    20. Re:Notepad++ by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would imagine that my PC would weigh just the same no matter what version of Notepad I was using.

      Well, that depends on how many 1s are in their binaries. Everybody knows it's the 1s that add weight.

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    21. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notepad++ is just as quick and easy as regular notepad....The advanced features may take a little more knowledge

      Can't go half a line without contradicting yourself.

      and it opens just as quick.

      50KB and 20MB. Are those numbers the same? Is the FSB speed of modern computers infinite?

      You are a compulsive liar. People really need to start downvoting you on every post.

    22. Re:Notepad++ by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      OK, now try it with a 100KB text file. Then try it with a 10MB text file. Notepad may eventually open the file, if you're lucky.

      10MB Notepad++ is still using 200% more ram than notepad.

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    23. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) no plugin installed manually out of the ones bundled with the notepad++ setup
      b) yes, because i don't care if the whatever_syntax plugin has been updated, just show me what's inside that config file
      c) i'd say once in a few weeks, that is a good thing since it means that nothing broke in the meanwhile.

    24. Re:Notepad++ by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Honestly, notepad is great even for large files etc. The only application I can think of that handles large files much much better than Notepad is Fhred but that's a hex editor and it cheats by not actually opening the entire file when it's not needed.

      I just wish they'ed fix the confusing rendering bugs that occur if you save a word-wrapped file then edit the last few lines then save again. Since WIndows 2000 or XP when they broke that I only use notepad with word-wrap turned off.

    25. Re:Notepad++ by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Happily editing a 99 meg text file created in Notepad. It does take about 20 seconds to launch notepad to open it, but otherwise it works great.

    26. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, keep it simple, light, super fast.

    27. Re:Notepad++ by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone use vim in cygwin? Just go to vim.org and get the win32 gVIm yeesh.

    28. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because RAM is such an issue these days.

    29. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer kate personally but I am running Windows as it should be... an application on my Linux desktop.

    30. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In "C:\Program Files (x86)\Notepad++" folder, rename the "plugins" and "updater" folders to something else if you don't need plugins or updates and you won't see those messages again. Drove me insane before I learned this since I use it in VM and even if I do update, I may need to revert back to old state and be prompted to update again.

    31. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is (one of the reasons) why you religiously turn off auto-updates on everything you ever install. (And for that matter, never install Windows 10)

    32. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use Sublime. It'll update itself in the background without bothering you, and it shits all over Notepad++ for performance/features/3rd party extensions/etc.

    33. Re: Notepad++ by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      This whole argument seems as weird as. I use notepad for temporary one page junk. I use notepad++ for editing larger unformatted text only documents. For more than that I use libreoffice https://www.libreoffice.org/. The only reason I use M$ notepad is because it is there and a decades of habit, otherwise I would use notepad++ (basic install) https://sourceforge.net/projec.... I would not bother with M$ notepad if I had to download it, just wouldn't be worth that effort.

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    34. Re:Notepad++ by clay_buster · · Score: 1

      +1

    35. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would imagine that my PC would weigh just the same no matter what version of Notepad I was using.

      Well, that depends on how many 1s are in their binaries. Everybody knows it's the 1s that add weight.

      Are you sure this is accurate? The 1s are very skinny while the 0s are round and fat, so I'm pretty sure the 0s add more weight.

    36. Re:Notepad++ by antdude · · Score: 1

      What's Nodepad? ;)

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    37. Re:Notepad++ by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I thought you meant Notepad2 for a moment there. It has syntax highlighting and other nice features, and I'm running it now with about 3k of text open and it's using 1MB of memory.

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    38. Re:Notepad++ by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      Visual Studio Code is based on Electron framework. It is basically Chromium browser with NodeJS backend. That always will be bloated and slow. Doesn't matter - you can strip Visual Studio Code to just a blinking pixel but being based on Electron it still will be a cow.

    39. Re:Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will probably be people willing to create and maintain "Notepad Classic"

    40. Re: Notepad++ by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Grab mobaxterm, it gives you an excellent bash environment in windows; vi, sed, awk, grep, etc...

    41. Re:Notepad++ by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Notepad++ is majorly behind in functionality. Whenever I go to a computer I don't normally use or administer I can't even find the executable. Useless!

    42. Re:Notepad++ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Your grandchild should be able to install it for you from here:

      https://notepad-plus-plus.org/

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    43. Re:Notepad++ by houghi · · Score: 1

      I SSH to a server that runs vim in cywin over wine.

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    44. Re: Notepad++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Powershell defaults to unicode, you can change to use any encoding you want though. for copy con i would do something like:

      "Whatever
      I
      want
      in
      the
      file">file.txt

      I am pretty sure cat is cleverly disguised as cat

    45. Re:Notepad++ by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Thinking about it, I should have picked another name rather than Notepad 2, which isn't Microsoftish enough. What about "Microsoft Notepad 2018 Professional Edition for Windows"?

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    46. Re:Notepad++ by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Sorry I can't get to the link, network is down. I need to edit text files to get it going so in the mean time I asked someone to download a copy and send it to me via carrier pigeon. Thanks though you have been a real help.

      And since you fundamentally missed my point I feel obligated to now state obvious things: The above was sarcasm.

    47. Re:Notepad++ by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I use cygwin for nearly everything.

  9. NotePad still exists? by bob4u2c · · Score: 0

    Hmm, [Windows]+[R] notepad [Enter]... Well I'll be!

    I'd still rather use NotePad++.

    1. Re:NotePad still exists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yippie for you. We're so happy that you are happy.

      You rock, d00d!!!

    2. Re:NotePad still exists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the understated classiness and refined mannerisms of Wordpad. It tells your peers you've arrived, in style.

    3. Re:NotePad still exists? by recrudescence · · Score: 1

      Boy are you gonna be surprised by this then

    4. Re: NotePad still exists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That motherfucker really loves the sound of his own voice and really knows how to belabor a point.

  10. Kate is available for deprecated OSes too. ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like Windows.

    Imagine it like Notepad++, but less of a mess, and scriptable. The block mode is my favorite for everything where you want to work with columns. And I wonder why nobody thought of rendering then document as a wider scrollbar on the side earlier.

  11. Standard MSFT Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh hey, look! A useful application that everyone has been using unaltered for almost 3 decades! You know what we should do? We should update it with a bunch of crap nobody asked us for! That is what the consumer truly wants; for us to make unsolicted changes by bogging down basic programs..... whats that? No, why on earth would we waste time creating useful error dialogue boxes? Nobody that uses windows wants to know any more detail than "Undefined Error", you're fired."

    ~ Actual transcript from a board conference call

    1. Re:Standard MSFT Logic by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is this where I point out that people have wanted Notepad to handle different line endings correctly for a long, long time?

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    2. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this where i point out Notepad++ or Textpad?

    3. Re:Standard MSFT Logic by Megane · · Score: 1

      Long enough that the "Mac" line ending (CR only, which was also the TRS-80 line ending before it) has been obsolete for almost two decades. I'm certainly not going to install Windows 10 for it.

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    4. Re:Standard MSFT Logic by phishybongwaters · · Score: 0

      yeah sorry for those of us who actually work in the industry, the fact that notepad fails to honor line breaks and formatting for 90% of the files I interact with, I have to ask why you even posted that. Considering notepadd++ is installed on almost every administrators windows box, it makes sense to grab some of those features. Maybe you like cracking the code of "am I in command mode or insert mode, of fuck did I save that?" with vim, some of us would prefer to work on some of those files in a gui and only an idiot runs a linux server with a gui so... It's almost as crazy as someone forking a linux distro, making it look an awful lot like windows, and copying a bunch of windows features onto the linux os... it's almost exactly like that, you might know it under a different term "giving the users what they actually want"

    5. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

      Is where I point out neither Notepad++ nor Textpad? are shipped native with windows. I suppose plugging flash keys into fresh servers or going on the internet to download them is fine in your environment right? Why sideload 3rd party apps that constantly update and in some cases actually open up vulnerabilities, when you can rely on a native application that gets it's updates through the os and is already fully integrated. P.S. you are still free to use whatever you want, if you don't use notepad this literally does not affect you.

    6. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this where I point out this is Slashdot, so Microsoft can do no right?

    7. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You can do whatever you want, it doesn't change the fact that OP's bullshit about "crap nobody asked us for" and "unsolicited changes" and whatever else is full of shit. If you'd like to move the goal posts though, go right ahead.

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    8. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TextPad does not constantly update.

    9. Re: Standard MSFT Logic by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Textpad is paid software and notepad++ has syntax highlighting neither are really in the same class as ms notepad but you are not wrong a good basic text editor that's not third party wouldn't be bad. I imagine MS hasn't updated it because there were so many other options available and it wasn't and still isn't a selling point for MS Windows.
       

  12. Macintosh Line Endings? by Marillion · · Score: 5, Informative

    Does anyone at Microsoft understand that Macintosh line endings haven't been CR for over 15 years? Macintosh is now Unix. Has been since 2001. Please inform the Excel team too.

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    1. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

      Does anyone at Microsoft

      ...cares? No.

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    2. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me use a quote from the late Phil Hartman from SNL

      Oh but hey, I'm just a caveman, been frozen for almost a thousand years, and just been all thawed out.

      Notepad has plugins now??

      Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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    3. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by Jezral · · Score: 2

      I asked them about that 2 months ago https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.c... to which the reply was "You are right but we needed to keep it simple.".

      So they know, and they forge on ahead regardless. I predict many future files will be sent to Mac users with CR EOL.

    4. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Does anyone at Microsoft understand that Macintosh line endings haven't been CR for over 15 years? Macintosh is now Unix. Has been since 2001. Please inform the Excel team too.

      As confusing as you may find it, separating the two is still a defacto standard.

      "Mac" format is referring to classic MacOS, which even right now 15 years later, still uses CR.
      "unix" or "osx" refers to Mac OS X which uses unix line endings, an LF.

      Pretty much all text editors able to handle cross platform end-of-line character translation label them the exact same way.

      This includes Notepad++ on windows, as does the osx text editors BBedit, TextMate, and Brackets.

      Emacs uses "unix", "mac", and "dos" in its change EOL command:
      C-x C-m r mac

      VIM at least also uses the same labels:
      [escape] :e ++ff=mac
      or :set ff=mac

      Had Microsoft named them any differently than nearly every other text editor in existence that lets you change the EOL, you'd instead be complaining "Hur look how Microsoft can't even use the same names everyone else does! EEE!"

    5. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone at Microsoft understand that Macintosh line endings haven't been CR for over 15 years? Macintosh is now Unix. Has been since 2001. Please inform the Excel team too.

      Nobody outside of the technologically crippled Mac community gives a fuck about an OS that's hung up on GNU utils that are 10 years out of date because the fruit refuses to use GPL v3 software.

    6. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please inform the Excel team too.

      And while you're at it remind the Excel team that Unicode has been a thing for 30 years now. It'd be real nice to have Excel not just read UTF-8 encoded CSV files (which it can do) but also write UTF-8 encoded CSV files (which it has never been able to do). It's super annoying when staff edit UTF-8 CSV files with Excel and trash all the international characters when it saves it back out as Windows cp-1252.

    7. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by ashkante · · Score: 1

      And while you're at that, please inform the Excel team that "CSV" stands for "Comma Separated Values", not "Semicolon Separated Values", as they seem to think.

    8. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Macintosh

      I don't think I've heard the term Macintosh for 15 years, so I think they understand it quite well.

    9. Re:Macintosh Line Endings? by tepples · · Score: 2

      And that's because the official branding started to shift from Macintosh to Mac around the 10.0 era, right? 10.0 is when the line ending changed from the 0x0D inherited from ProDOS to the 0x0A used by UNIX.

  13. Wow! by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    And once they get to highlighting, plugin support, multi-file support and macros, they might even get a handful of Notepad++ users to actually use theirs.

    You know, Microsoft more and more reminds me of the retarded brother of someone. He's trying soooo hard to be as good as his idol, but he is at best adorable in his effort.

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    1. Re:Wow! by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      And once they get to highlighting, plugin support, multi-file support and macros,

      They will call it Visual Studio Code which has most of that and some other stuff you didn't mention. There would be no point for them to put all that in notepad it's supposed to be a basic text editor; compilers, debugging, intellisense, extensions doesn't sound very basic and it's available in another ms app.

    2. Re:Wow! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm supposed to install some bloated IDE just for syntax highlighting? Sorry, no sale.

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    3. Re:Wow! by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I haven't used notepad++ in years it was unstable when I tried it but I imagine that's probably not the case now.

      Visual Studio Code is lightweight compared to Visual Studio 2017 maybe not notepad++ but the question is do you want intellisense for it's smart auto complete.

  14. It needs a ribbon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just the other day I was thinking, "What Notepad really needs is a ribbon, just like Microsoft Office!" I mean, how can people edit text without a ribbon? The barrier to entry is obviously too high. The absense of a ribbon probably also contributes to the gender gap. This may even be deliberate, given the well-established history of misogyny at Microsoft.

    (this post is satire)

  15. Side effect by nwaack · · Score: 1

    As a side effect, it'll probably go from opening in about .3 milliseconds to 15 seconds.

    1. Re:Side effect by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      and a few GB of RAM

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    2. Re: Side effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And after the trial period ends, you need a Notepad 365 subscription, for $2.95 per month, which includes a cloud drive with 640k of space.

    3. Re: Side effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      640K of cloud space seems a really great idea in fact. To guard against the most likely loss so far (loss of access to your account) you could just get several accounts e.g. two, and after that another provider (to guard against outright failure and disappearance of the provider, or just your provider getting bought or bought again, leading to loss of access to your account because they have "secured" it from yourself).

      I guess you can send email to yourself. Or write "email drafts". But who likes dealing with emails vs a bunch of notes or files.
      Wow I was using "cloud storage" in a web browser in 2000, it was webmail. I don't like webmail anymore (sloooow and if you get kicked out you're fucked), never used mail clients as I didn't have Internet in the 90s.

      For context after being locked out of my very old (and slow and incompatible with tabs after redesigns) webmail I lost my "notes" too where I was putting in various numbers and bits.

    4. Re: Side effect by Sinmalties · · Score: 1

      And who would ever need more than 640k of space?

  16. personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's installed on every windows machine and always works and is very light. It's the one application that Microsoft really hasn't touched and guess what..it works the same as it always has.

    Now they're touching it, it'll snowball and eventually be moved into an AppX application with a tiled interface with ribbons and Cortana build into it.

    1. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Version 1.0 of any software is the bestest, software only changes for the bad.

    2. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

      That just means more people will discover notepad++ and never look back.

    3. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows also has ftp and telnet programs that don't do anything more than the 1990s minimums. It didn't even have ssh until recently (and may still not; I use the Bash shell).

    4. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      So much this. Considering how badly they borked up the new version of Sticky Notes, I shudder to think what they'll do to Notepad.

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    5. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      and eventually be moved into an AppX application with a tiled interface with ribbons and Cortana build into it.

      I only skimmed TFA, but this update *does* include Bing integration. Because, for the last 30 years, that's exactly what people have consistently been asking for!

    6. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by CaseCrash · · Score: 1

      I only skimmed TFA, but this update *does* include Bing integration. Because, for the last 30 years, that's exactly what people have consistently been asking for!

      All that means is you can highlight some text and CTRL+E or go to the Edit menu and it will open up a Bing search in your browser with that text as the search term. Nothing fancy.

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    7. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing useful either.

    8. Re:personally I prefer notepad just as it is. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah Notepad that great application which you need to use once in a blue moon and then invariably realise the file you're opening doesn't have the right line endings.

      This change will make notepad useful instead of that muscle reaction accident that you repeat over and over again before opening wordpad.

  17. maybe remove spying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would make it so many of us would start to use windows again after moving away.

  18. Continue updating Paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was just a little more useful I'd have no reason to download something else.

  19. Is nothing sacred anymore!!! by bigmacx · · Score: 0

    Time to protest and loot a Starbucks. "Hands off my Notepad"

  20. Unitry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could enter the future and copy Ubuntu's Unity design - it's actually pretty simple. First they need to remove all the controls and then... done. Ship.

  21. What I love about notepad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is ubiquitous

    It is a really nice and easy way to strip all formatting/metadata from text. I hope they don't enhance it to include non-ascii data.

  22. AI by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    Hopefully it will have AI and Blockchain features.

    1. Re:AI by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      This is planned. For 2038.

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    2. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Beta for Notepad AI will be around 2019. Look for Clippy2_3DVR.dll to know if its installed

  23. But still not code highlighting... by autlycus · · Score: 0

    What good is it if it doesn't give you code highlighting like vim?

  24. Notepad3D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just wait until they add 3D support to compliment Paint3D!

    Yay for 90s 3D text effects!!! They know we need it!

  25. Bury it by Artem+S.+Tashkinov · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How is this even a news on ./ front page?

    A modern minimalistic graphical text editor should be able to:

    • Support color schemes or at least allow to edit background/text colors.
    • Have syntax highlighting for major formats like HTML, XML, JS, JSON, INI.
    • Show line numbers (in a separate column).
    • Have infinite number of undo's/redo's.
    • Allow to configure Tab size and behaviour (real tabs or spaces).
    • Have a tabbed interface.
    • Find and replace (case sensitive or not) in either the current open file, or selection or all open files.
    • Safely edit files: e.g. you add and remove just one symbol and nothing else in the file changes, including its size - Notepad often doesn't work like that.

    Now what about this new Notepad?

    1. Re:Bury it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so turn it into notepad++?

    2. Re:Bury it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Microsoft.

    3. Re:Bury it by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A modern minimalistic graphical text editor should be able to:

      Support color schemes or at least allow to edit background/text colors.

      Okay fail. A modern minimalistic graphical text editor should display text, give the option of word wrap, and have a search.

      What you're describing is some personal wish list for a more advanced text editor to suit your use case.

  26. I Use Notepad++ by maxbuzz · · Score: 1

    Notepad++ has MS notepad beat hands down.

  27. Too little, too late by demon+driver · · Score: 0

    It might have stopped me if it would've come earlier – as things are, I moved every remaining Windows machine in my jurisdiction to Linux during the past eight months.

    1. Re:Too little, too late by kaka.mala.vachva · · Score: 1

      Whaat? You moved from Windows to Linux because of Notepad?! That's just ... silly.

    2. Re:Too little, too late by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

      fanboys will be fanboys

  28. Doesn't need to be Notepad++ by iampiti · · Score: 1

    While I welcome these essential additions I don't agree with those who say it should be as good as Notepad++: This is a basic tool included in an OS. It's there for when you don't have anything else. If you want something better just install it.
    That said, with what they've done to basic apps in Windows 10 (Solitaire having to be downloaded from the Windows Store and having ads anyone?) (and general user hostile changes through Win 10) I don't trust Microsoft to not fuck up Notepad. If those will be the only aditions I'll be happy.

  29. Wrap-around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being forced to use Microsoft software, I'm used to doing the wrap-around.
    Wait, no, that's the reach-around.

  30. Remember PFE ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    ...? I used the hell out of it.

    As Windows matured, I moved further and further away from the OS, but DOS and PFE did some very neat shit for me back in the day.

    Note: Although other good free editors probably exist now,
    I've left this review here to possibly use as a comparison test,
    or in case someone might still be interested in finding an editor
    for older (Win9x?) 32-bit machines; probably with little memory.

    Don't let the title fool you! This editor is not just for programmers.

    It has all the standard functions that any good text editor should have and a whole lot more! This excellent program is free for any use!

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  31. What?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the ability to zoom into text by holding down the ctrl key and using the mouse wheel to zoom in and out.

    How will that work when the Magnifier is used? It better not interfere with the Accessibility options. There is no better way to piss off visually impaired users than to fuck with their tools....

    1. Re:What?!?! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      How will that work when the Magnifier is used? It better not interfere with the Accessibility options. There is no better way to piss off visually impaired users than to fuck with their tools....

      A Lot of applications already use ctrl+scrollwheel for zoom control.

  32. Everything touched by Microsoft transmutes 2 shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solitare and Minesweeper are now malware.

    Calculator used to be useful in scientific mode you could at least move between hex and decimal.

    That's no longer available in scientific mode and the behavior of programmer mode the only one with hex representation option is ridiculous. In this mode 4/3=1 yea because as a programmer I EVER wanted a calculator to emulate integer math. I only discovered this wasting an hour of my life trying to debug something only to realize the fucking calculator was conspiring against me.

    That's when I dug up an old version of calc that BTW uses 6 times less RAM and is actually useful.

    Notepad is one of the few remaining tools that are useful exactly because it is simple and not some gignormous npp machination. I really like unix file format support in notepad yet I have zero confidence Microsoft won't keep going ... add ribbons, inject ads, "cloud integration" make it render html, xml, json, context highlighting..blah blah blah...why not, they ruined everything else. Why not finish the job?

  33. Line endings by genfail · · Score: 1

    If it didn't use (LF) or (CR) what the hell did it use?

    1. Re:Line endings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Windows" line endings are CRLF

    2. Re:Line endings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boolean logic whoosh!

    3. Re:Line endings by SixMinutes · · Score: 1

      Both of course! CR followed by LF has been the Microsoft line ending style since DOS at least. The convention dates to the teletype era, where moving the print head to a new line required a carriage return command (to send the print head back to the left) and a line feed command (to step the paper up one line).

    4. Re:Line endings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Microsoft! As a starter's bonus, you get a free LF for every CR you consume.

  34. And the bad news is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are updating the Notepad app for Windows on the mobile phone. So which screen will feature that word wrap, I'm trying to get to that status bar by Happy Hour.

  35. What a Leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a leap, I need that

  36. it better be win32 or least keep the old one aroun by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    it better be win32 or least keep the old one around.

    there needs to be an basic text editor that does not need the store framework.

  37. Wasn't this called WordPad? by thunderclees · · Score: 1

    It looked like WordPad was the replacement for Notepad but Notepad did not pollute files the way WordPad does so it lived on.

    1. Re:Wasn't this called WordPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wordpad replaced Write (which used .wri files, I missed it because it had a nice icon, and it looked even simpler like a clone of 80s Mac stuff)
      So, Windows always had both, one is a word processor and one is a text editor.

      The .wri files in Write should be a minus but the one time I really needed to work on .RTF files my document was mangled like shit because RTF has features that may or may not be supported! I wasn't even using Wordpad I think, but I disparage false hopes from RTF files.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Write
      This is what I wish I had in the late 90s and early 00s, a word processor with no buggering icon toolbar. My life could have been forever different, because I never bothered with the clunky word processors (and in my country you could do all schooling from A to Z on handwriting)

    2. Re:Wasn't this called WordPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft WordPad was the replacement of Microsoft Write
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Write

      CYA

  38. Wow. by recrudescence · · Score: 1

    This must be the year of the Windows Desktop!

  39. Thanks by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    These seem like minor changes but they are the most important ones. First thing I install on any computer I use regularly is win32pad which is old itself but is what Notepad should have been.

    Unix land ending support and displaying the line #'s/cursor position are must haves in a text editor.

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  40. I don't care what anyone says by Kulahan · · Score: 2

    I love notepad. Opens in an absolute flash, I can type something super quick, and save it for later. No stupid modules to load, never had an error or crash, it just does *exactly* what it's supposed to - it's a quick place to jot down a note. I love the program. I use it all the time.

    1. Re: I don't care what anyone says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you going to use once Microsoft fucks it up?

    2. Re:I don't care what anyone says by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Quick place to jot down a note, batch file, registry fix, vb script, etc... I use it almost everyday sometimes many times a day.

  41. Oy! Nifty feature but Notepad now has to... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... interpret keyboard/mouse events to zoom the displayed text? I'd think that would be better done by the OS+windowing system and made available to all applications (it would be a boon for the sight-impaired, no?). MS would rather this have this re-implemented in every application? This seems to go back to the days when each and every Windows application had to re-invent printing. Having problems printing from WordPerfect? Did you configure the print settings? Trouble printing from that whiz-bang graphics software? Did you configure the application to be able to print to your particular printer? Big step backwards. But that's just my HO. (But, in the end, I couldn't care less as I don't use Windows any more.)

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    1. Re:Oy! Nifty feature but Notepad now has to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scroll wheel events are one of the messages sent to the window when the scroll wheel is used over the window. No need to hook/intercept anything.

  42. what is next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS VIM or MS Emacs

  43. What data does it collect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this will be the first text editor to send every single e-mail address or phone number you type in back to Microsoft.

  44. New Features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Telemetry
    -More Telemetery
    -Data "personalization" , ie: more telemetry
    -Relevant "ads", via more telemetry

  45. Still needs word and character count by dywolf · · Score: 0

    Still needs word and character count

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    1. Re:Still needs word and character count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Clippy to help!

    2. Re:Still needs word and character count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would bloat it with word parsing rules for a 1000 locales, and it is used for nonsensical data as well not just text.
      I found there's the "insert timestamp" feature, which I kind of remembered but have never used. I works by pressing F5 too! (no seconds or milliseconds)

  46. Long file paths. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh joy, Microsoft's programmer is busy fixing an app no-one sensible uses any more, while File Explorer STILL doesn't use the flag MICROSOFT added so that apps could handle long file paths.

    Maybe they should hire another programmer to FINALLY fix this GLARING bug that affects MILLIONS OF US ?!

  47. Still no spellcheck? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    There are free text editors available for windows that have spell check built in to them (and have for many years). I know it's not necessarily the driving point of notepad but it can be useful.

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    1. Re:Still no spellcheck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spell check? No way! It will have auto-correct that will fix your files when opened rather than as you type. Imagine how helpful that will be on a .bat or .log file!

  48. Pity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I thought Notepad was one of Windows' better applications.

  49. If I want VIm by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    I'll use vim thanks. Now put it back the way it was and give me the old mspaint as well. No need to annoyify the hand full of useful application windows still had.

  50. Innovation? Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, nothing points out a stagnant company who has lacked innovation for years than updating what by now has to be a 20 year old piece of software.

    Go Microsoft! It's stuff like this which will keep you great for years to come! Imagine, being able to see what line and column you're on in a text file!!

    Holy fuck is this pathetic. Is Microsoft really this lame these days?

  51. Unix line endings as standard by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Can we now get to a world where everyone uses Unix line endings? Where we can get rid of the reams of stupid code everywhere to deal with differing line endings? Where we stop wasting thousands of man-hours on line endings issues? Please god can we do this now?

    1. Re:Unix line endings as standard by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's ridiculous. We need one line-ending standard that covers everyone's use cases.

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  52. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, notepad is finally getting the features that every CS student added when they wrote their own version in C++, C#, VB, etc. 20 years ago in college? Brilliant! LOL

  53. Remove this garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who still uses this shit? People use Sublime, NotePad++, or Atom these days. Default Windows text editor is complete shit.

  54. now with ads! by originalGMC · · Score: 1

    Notepad now reads your notes to feed the microsoft AI ... its hungry ... and serves you relevant ads based on your notes. Now 9000% slower to open.

  55. How much LARGER will the new and improved notepad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be now?
    Who wants to be that there will have to be another update to fix new bugs after this?

  56. EMCAS key binding support? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Will it also support my .emacsrc ?

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  57. E-mail by PPH · · Score: 1

    Zawinski's Law demands it.

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  58. Wrote Right the first time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notepad.exe works.

    Created back in a day and age when you were expected to publish correct intact code, the first time.

    If only your professors let you constantly "update" your Exam Answers months after you took the test...

  59. Bloat by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    For anyone who wants a complicated version there is Notepad ++ Most people will want an actual notepad-like app, with tiny footprint, if they are using the default Notepad. Stop the bloat!

  60. edlin by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    Well, don't forget Microsoft's take on ed. If you don't have any Windoze at hand, here's my packaging of FreeDOS' remake.

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  61. The last and best application to ruin... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I still use it regularly. Or I did. Oh well.

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  62. will it be a typical MS product update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    adding new bugs!

  63. Oh wou insufferable Wintards. Visual Studio?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really??

    No sane person would be so stupid to code for Windows and on Windows!

    Of course, since by far the most "people" are utter retards, you will argue that there are many "sane people" doing it. Sorry, they violently attack me every time I try to make them act like ... people. They prefer not to be people, but drones, livestock, humanoid automatons, ... something like that. So no, they are neither sane, nor, by their own wishes, people.

  64. How many editor codebases now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked at MS... back in 1998, the company internally had *4* distinct text editing code bases that it maintained. Notepad back then was old and pretty much left alone to bitrot--it was "good enough" for all it did.

  65. Search with Bing!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may just have to start using Notepad now!

  66. Guaranteed they'll ruin it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use Notepad for one thing and one thing only: to purge embedded formatting between applications (e.g., copying text from an email into a Word document). I have zero faith they won't ruin this simplistic app like everything else in the world now that used to work perfect but now is bloated, useless trash.

  67. Pointless update, we already have Wordpad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand this attempt to make Notepad into Wordpad, an app that already exists.

  68. So Microsoft has finally by BrookSmith · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft has finally employed a developer who is capable of writing code, rather than re-skinning the same old crap.

  69. Re:In other Microsoft news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your penis, losing your virginity at 65?

  70. Why is that not system-wide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is that not a system-wide accessibility feature like on MacOS? That's been around for at least a decade...

  71. Still no autosave? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Countless data has been lost on BSODs and auto-update reboots.

  72. I can't believe it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most exciting news I've heard in a long time.

  73. Good enough to replace Notepad++ by rhyous · · Score: 1

    It has to have a plan to be good enough to replace Notepad++ or it is a waste of time.

  74. Why not just use WordPad? by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Why not just use WordPad?
    It already does all of that stuff, and more.

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  75. Vim.exe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I'm working on windows for some reason, I use vim.exe. I use vim because I know how to use vim, but if you're a novice, all you need to know is i and esc and vim.exe with the menu enabled is equally as lightweight as notepad and useful in the same ways. Unlike notepad, you can look up little vim snippets online for solving more complex problems.

  76. Macintosh line endings by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

    and pre-OS X Macintosh line endings (CR)

    FTFY.

    CR (ASCII 13) has not been the Mac line ending character since the 20th century. It's been LF (ASCII 10, same as UNIX) for almost 20 years now.