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I really hope this isn't something american people believe... sorry here (on irc) we have this general idea that most americans are kinda dumb.

For when our thoughts are correct:
Japan isn't funny because of the transfer ratio...
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http://www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/penta gon121.swf

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Other Reading:

http://physics911.org/net/

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In living color!

remember how the first matrix was like 2 movies in one? they can fight in the matrix and they can fight in the real world. and it was soooooo good, and sooo cool.

now, it seems that one of the premises of the third matrix was "for every yin, there must be a yang".

enter the two crappy and disappointing movies that are matrix 2 and matrix 3! in order to ofsett the "goodness" produced by the first movie they had to put out 2 crapola sequels and bring us the balance which we so desperately need in our mundane lives.

on a side note? how the hell is this even close to a trilogy? if those asswipes concieved it as a trilogy why is there no continuity to the story?
and for all those marveling in the beauty of open endings: do you know what an open ending is?

it is this.

Fist Prast Prost

Baaatch!

Hey, look! It's my sister!

My friend is a marine biologist too, but all he does all day is observe the mating habits of sperm whales.

Completely off-topic, pig-fucker!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

Oh, the humanity of it all!

That's right, swallow the whole thing. Come on, baby. Don't waste a single drop!

That's right, swallow the whole thing. Come on, baby. Don't waste a single drop!

It looks like this rat is getting more pussy than you'll ever see.

A lot of them are cute, and they like to shit on your face

Dude, here's something that will cure what ail's 'ya.

Cheers!

You could have posted something more on-topic. We're talking headless servers, right?

Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Kentucky Fried Chicken community when last month IDC confirmed that Kentucky Fried Chicken accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all chicken nuggets served. Coming on the heels of the latest Washingtonian survey which plainly states that Kentucky Fried Chicken has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Kentucky Fried Chicken is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent competitor's comprehensive taste test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Kentucky Fried Chicken's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Kentucky Fried Chicken faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Kentucky Fried Chicken because Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying. Things are looking very bad for Kentucky Fried Chicken. As many of us are already aware, Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The Colonel's Original Recipe is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe leader Theo states that there are 7000 eaters of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe. How many eaters of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe are there? Let's see. The number of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe versus The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe eaters. Popcorn Chicken posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts. Therefore there are about 700 eaters of Popcorn Chicken. A recent article put The Colonel's Original Recipe at about 80 percent of the Kentucky Fried Chicken market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Colonel's Original Recipe eaters. This is consistent with the number of The Colonel's Original Recipe Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of marketing, abysmal sales and so on, Church's went out of business and was taken over by Bojangles' who are another troubled fried-chicken outlet. Now Bojangles' is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Kentucky Fried Chicken has steadily declined in market share. Kentucky Fried Chicken is very sick and its long-term survival prospects are very dim. If Kentucky Fried Chicken is to survive at all it will be among inbred redneck hicks. Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Kentucky Fried Chicken is dead.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying

Here's what ragheads do in their spare time.

Next time save it for this chick, she likes logs.

"Many Iowa residents have been left behind by high-speed Internet providers simply because of where they live," said Pederson. "Without high-speed Internet access, we can't expect many of those communities to survive."

Well, it has been a while since grade school, but last I remember, the basic necessities were 'food, water, shelter'. The Internet is pretty cool, but I don't think the sudden removal of 24-access to pr0n is gonna finish off a handful of farmers.

I don't know, if I go five or six minutes without access to pornography, I just about curl up and die.

The amusing thing though is that they think that because people don't get something they've been surviving without for aeons they, likewise, will curl up and die. It's an awfully arrogant attitude. However, it will be beneficial if I ever have the misfortune to be stuck out in the middle of the midwest, and need to check out bangedup.com or something.

Sometimes, you just have to get your fix.