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Ever since I read that the Joy of Cola was just a caffeine buzz I stopped drinking any caffeinated beverage.

Brian
Microsoft is Evil

Ever since I read that the Joy of Cola was just a caffeine buzz I stopped drinking any caffeinated beverage.

Brian
Microsoft is Evil

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The war on drugs may be over soon.

On my first day in office I will pardon everyone who has been convicted of a non-violent federal drug offense - Harry Browne - Libertarian presidential candidate

Perhaps he should get the biMac or dMac :) check them out here

Being hired by MS doesn't automatically make one "evil". Especially if that person was hired before MS's inherent "evil" came to light.

I think you might want to read this and you may rethink that statement.

All this complaining back and forth between Mozilla and WSP is pretty funny. These people need to get to the real world. Standards in most cases are set by the marketplace and 75% of the marketplace sets the standards in this case.

Netscape users will be able to claim "COMPLIANCE" while IE users will be able to use the web.

Brian
Why Microsoft will win.

Seems like a site like this would be a perfect target for vigilante hackers who want to use their powers for good instead of evil.

A little DoS or a defacement saying "Hey, this isn't PayPal you morons."

Where's Charles Bronson when you need him?

Brian
Linux News You Won't See on Slashdot

All you kids don't need fancy schmancy portable devices. Just relax and sit down at a desk to do your computing. For real computing, punch up a punch of cards and go down to the nearest VAX building!

Hmmm... Since I never saw that Simpson's episode you must not be talking about me.

Brian "Author of the Exorbitant article" Briggs
BBspot.com - Home of Microsoft's Army of Evil Monkeys and Britney's Exploding Breasts

You'd probably be interested in the new Ford Exhorbitant.

So when my Suburban runs out of gas, I can pull my Honda Insight off the bicycle rack and drive to the gas station.

No, what you need is the new Ford Exorbitant.

Detroit, MI - Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant. The Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare Ford Explorer. The Exorbitant, built on a standard bus frame is the largest SUV ever manufactured. Aside from the spare Explorer, other standard features include a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms, and 1.5 bathrooms.

"Many people have given up their own home and use the Exorbitant as their only living space. It's much more convenient than finding a place to park the Exorbitant," said CEO Jacques Nasser. He continued, "No longer will you be stranded if you run out of gas, or get a flat tire. Sure you could use your cell phone to call for help, but who wants to wait for help? Just unload your Explorer and take care of the problem when you want to."

"I just love it," said soccer mom, Wendy Glickman, "I feel a lot safer knowing I have the spare Explorer. What if I forget my cell phone? What if the GPS in the Exorbitant fritzes out? Half a million dollars is a small price to pay for peace of mind."

Many environmental groups have voiced concerns over the Exorbitant's nuclear powered engine. "Gee, you make a car that doesn't run on gas and they still complain," responded Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr. "This vehicle gets 70,000 miles per enriched Uranium rod, which makes it the most environmental friendly SUV available."

The Lincoln Gigantro based on the Exorbitant will be available next year.

Check out this article at BBSpot for another way to protect your copyright against evil Napster users.

Metallica's latest efforts to eliminate Napster...

Do you really think you can defeat me and my plans to take over the world with my army of giant, super-intelligent, green-glow-in-the-dark, insulin-producing, human-ear-backed, mutant mice?

I, along with Microsoft's Legion of Evil Monkeys will crush you, Linux-boy!

MuuaHaaaaHahahahaahahaahaha..hahe..ah.he..ahem.

I'm suprised that they don't have a .mil site already.

After all - they do have the army , they received it as a bonus when they bought out Satan

I'm suprised that they don't have a .mil site already.

After all - they do have the army , they received it as a bonus when they bought out Satan

Well nevermind, I guess SCO Linux will be some kind of SCO Unix re-built around a Linux kernel. If they get it to be as good as their Unix Linux will eventually replace it and maybe get some more of the big guys to use Linux... well see.

I don't understand, Is the albulm Download this a joke?

The 'Napster Begone' track is so long and so horrible that no one in their right mind would take the time to download it. Our loyal fans will buy it though, because most have spent so much money on our merchandise that they can't afford a computer.

This has to be fake, right? If not ( or even if so ) Metallica really sucks.

Santa Cruz, CA - A rift in the space-time continuum was created today when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz.

Overclocking has long been blamed for causing global warming, but this is the first occasion that the fabric of space-time has been damaged.

MIT Professor George Greznowski said, "It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived. This execution of future instructions created a small tear in the fabric of space-time itself through which part of the motherboard passed into a parallel universe."

No one was injured in the accident, but a computer motherboard was partially damaged. Mr. Aperman better known as SpeedPhreeek said, "I'm pissed. I lost a brand new Alpha Cooler and Coppermine to a parallel universe. I called my insurance company and they don't cover losses to rifts in the space-time continuum."

Intel researchers have long warned of such damage to the space-time continuum, and added clock multiplier locks to their CPUs before they were required by Congress. A bill is now in the US Senate which would require a three day waiting period for purchasers of Alpha Cooling Fans and Peltier cooling devices. The bill would also require clock multiplier locks on all new processors.

Overclocking advocate Horace Spencer said, "This bill before Congress won't prevent overclocking. They'll just create a black market for non-locked processors. Most of the top overclockers already get their goods from Taiwan."

Article stolen from here.

AMD Moron processor as well...

IMHO, eventually all bands will release their songs directly onto the net via Napster, etc.

Some bands are already pioneering this approach.

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Did you know that Metallica's New Album is supposedly Napster-Proof?

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