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  1. Web 3.0? by DevelopersDevelopers · · Score: 3, Funny · on Can the Web Survive v3.0

    Web 3.0? Are these people crazy? I mean, Web 2.1 is still in beta testing, BLINK and MARQUEE were only just moved from the trunk to the branch, and these folks expect the Internet to release a 3.0 line already?

    You've got to be kidding me...

  2. Please upgrade BLINK by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny · on HTML to be 'Incrementally Evolved'

    We cannot have new HTML without upgrading the best part of the web.

    Example of server side blink

    Wonderful!?

  3. Re:Yes, the internet is that fragile by Rix · · Score: 3, Funny · on BlueSecurity Fall-Out Reveals Larger Problem

    Web 2.1 is out and ready.

  4. Re:do i care? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 1 · on Do You Care if Your Website is W3C Compliant?

    Yeah, but I'm sure the tag will be deprecated as soon as the server-side blink tag takes off.

  5. Re:Hmmm.... by mattwarden · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Web 2.0 Recipes With PHP + DHTML

    Sure, if you want to keep promoting non-standard garbage. Please try to use the cross-browser, standards-compliant, Web 2.0 version of the blink tag in the future.

  6. Re:The worst page ever. by WWWWolf · · Score: 1 · on Web 2.0 Recipes With PHP + DHTML

    Already done. Presenting the winner, second place and the honorable mention...

  7. Beware: Semi-naked Hairy Man Picture by is+as+us+Infinite · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on I Was Young And I Needed The Money

    NON-NUDE HAIRY MAN WARNING

    Just thought you might like to be warned. Also, I wanted to try out my new web 2.1 tag. Please download the browser from http://cheese.blartwendo.com/web21-demo.html . (;

  8. Re:The future is now! by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1 · on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water
    This was my favorite quote from that page:
    An easy way of checking whether your browser is standards compliant is to check whether the installation files for your browser were smaller than 50MB, or the run-time memory usage is less than 300MB. If this is the case, you should download a more recent browser to get the full Web 2.1 experience.
    Installation files smaller than 50MB indicates a browers that is not modern?! Both my Firefox and Opera installation files (compressed, obviously) are under 5MB. Where do I download this beast of a browser that's 10x more modern? (Uncompressed, fully installed, Firefox is 18.6MB and Opera is 16.6MB)

    Also, with 15 tabs open currently, it looks like Firefox is using about 150MB of memory. I guess I should look for that browser that is 30x more modern in that arena.

    I guess according to this website, the only bloatware that comes close to their standards of modern is IE. I had better go download IE7 right now.

    Also, does anyone else think that this is the most bass-ackward way of determining how 'modern' a browser is? I mean, you can't possibly list major browsers and versions in less text, could you? (IE 6+, Firefox 1.0+, Opera 8+, Safari, Konqueror) Nope, you can't.

    Relax, it's supposed to be funny

  9. The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny · on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water

    My god, the marketwatch site is well ahead of the game.

    They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink!

    If you think I'm joking, just look at the stock quotes on the page.

    As for MS being dead in the water, I think they certainly have the sharks swimming around them, but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
    Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.

  10. Re:Web 3.0 by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Funny · on A Grand Unified Theory of YouTube and MySpace

    It must get worse before it can get better... web 2.1: server side blink.

  11. Re:Not again by TheBeansprout · · Score: 3, Funny · on Slashdot CSS Redesign Contest

    That's old-hat - why not use AJAX blink!

  12. Web 2.1 is the future by Borogove · · Score: 2, Funny · on The State of Web 2.0, The Future of Web Software

    Bah! Web 2.0 is so outmoded.

    If you're not running Web 2.1, you might as well go back to the bad old days when people actually used client software for email and instant messaging. 2.1 is the only way of doing stuff online.

    You can get a demo of what's on offer here: http://cheese.blartwendo.com/web21-demo.html

    Meanwhile, supporters will be pleased to hear about the imminent release of the long awaited Web 2.1 offshoot, Azotaemia 2.1.