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So I figure we build a few thousand probe droids with solar sails and sling shot them around the sun and send them aimed at planets of all nearest solar systems. I've got some basic plans drafted up. Couple hundred years from now the first will be hitting Alpha Centauri and although we may all be dead, the footage they send back will make for some bitchin opening movie scenes.

http://www.blueharvest.net/sound/misc/crumb2.wav

Whether you believe the writers thought this when they wrote it is another issue altogether.

What about that all-time classic Star Wars in 30 seconds?

No need for the AT-AT's...one of these should work just fine.

LEIA
(singing)
We celebrate a day of peace. A day of
harmony. A day of joy we can all share
together joyously. A day that takes us
through the darkness. A day that leads us
into might. A day that makes us want to
celebrate the light. A day that brings the
promise that one day, we'll be free to
live, to laugh, to dream, to grow, to
trust, to love, to be.

Someone mod the parent up.

It's a reference to a *classic* SNL sketch starring Bill Murray as a (bad and cheesy) lounge singer named "Nick Winters".

Transcript Here

Hear it here under 'MP3' at the bottom.

Nick "Winters": Hey, wait a minute! This is the Nick "Winters" show, and I do the entertaining, thank you! Let's go out with something really hot for these folks, alright? A big hit on the '77. [ singing ] "Ah.. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e?" [ turns and screams when he finds Paul the Pianist wearing a Darth Vader mask ] My seventh winter up here! [ singing ] "Star Wars-s-s-s!"

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Actually, there was a theory going around that the entire series was truly about Gonk, and that it really should've been the Gonk Wars. Who knew a trusty EG-6 power droid could cause so much trouble? But alas, my only real disappointment with Attack of the Clones was the lack of the mighty Gonk. Sigh. i do hope he comes back in Episode III for some closure.

Ye old google scores again..

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is still hot as HELL.

I'm going to see Episode II for Natalie only. I know I won't be let down in that respect. Then, if the movie doesn't suck, I'll be pleasantly surprised!

is still hot as HELL.

I'm going to see Episode II for Natalie only. I know I won't be let down in that respect. Then, if the movie doesn't suck, I'll be pleasantly surprised!