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  1. Re:Security theater is expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on American Airlines Is Using a CT Scanner To Screen Luggage At New York's JFK Airport (theverge.com)

    You're assuming the TSA guys actually work.

    Apparently they were only 5 percent effective. Yes, 5%.

    Theater Security Assholes.

    ---
    TSA Logic

    It seems to have been enough to discourage further attempts, or we can go with the everyone must love us now theory.

  2. Re:Security theater is expensive by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Informative · on American Airlines Is Using a CT Scanner To Screen Luggage At New York's JFK Airport (theverge.com)

    You're assuming the TSA guys actually work.

    Apparently they were only 5 percent effective. Yes, 5%.

    Theater Security Assholes.

    ---
    TSA Logic

  3. Re:What are they gonna do? by mikael · · Score: 1 · on Indian IT Sector Warns Against US Visa Bill (reuters.com)

    You've never visited "There, I've fixed it?" :)

    http://failblog.cheezburger.co...

    The mystery Google car:
    https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4575...

  4. Heavy Metal Smiley Spaceship looks like Deadmau5 by Boawk · · Score: 1 · on Deadmau5 Accuses Disney of Pirating His Music

    A quick google search reveals I'm not the first to note the similarity.
    (The 1981 release of Heavy Metal, lest there be confusion)

  5. Re:Slashdot Bot by Z00L00K · · Score: 1 · on Twitter Reports 23 Million Users Are Actually Bots

    Well - if you think that one of the great lolcats and failblog sites also have goatse then you are welcome!

    http://icanhas.cheezburger.com... serves the pictures at chzbgr.com, like https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8...

  6. Re:Slashdot Bot by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful · on Twitter Reports 23 Million Users Are Actually Bots

    I feel bad for those goats.

  7. Re:Laughable CYA Maneuver by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1 · on UAV Operator Blames Hacking For Malfunction That Injured Triathlete
    Completely agree. From the article:

    Mr Abrams' company, New Era Photography and Film, was contracted to record the event. Operators of all unmanned drones used in a commercial capacity are required to be certified. Neither Mr Abrams nor his business appear on the list of the 92 operators certified nationally.

    So: "Oops! I got caught doing something I shouldn't have -- let's see how I can get out of it."

    The guys mugshot and a recording.

    Although that being said, we also like to gripe when government seems to intrude too much. The trick is: how much, and who decides?

  8. Re:No alien abduction theories?! by Cimexus · · Score: 1 · on Engine Data Reveals That Flight 370 Flew On For Hours After It "Disappeared"

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5...

  9. Re:Something rotten in the state of Denmark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Mysterious Underwater Circles Off the Coast of Denmark Explained

    Now, researchers say they at last know the rings' true cause.

    From memory, it was to rule them all, was it not? At least until some hairy footed midget shoved it into the gob of the recently retired pope, and shoved him into a volcano.

  10. Re:Big Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on NSA Drowns In Useless Data, Impeding Work, Former Employee Claims

    The belief that as the size of a pile of shit increases, the probability of finding a pony approaches 1.

    Monitor. Everything.

  11. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1 · on Mozilla's 2012 Annual Report: 90% of Revenue Came From Google

    Google owns Mozilla, plain and simple.

    Microsoft already has a Bing deal with Mobile Firefox, and could easily be the drop-in default search replacing google.
    Your argument is invalid.

  12. Re:ya, the IRS site is up and running by LordLucless · · Score: 1 · on Health Exchange Sites Crushed By Demand; Shutdown Blanks Other Gov't Sites

    Except for Ann Wagner

  13. Picture of Edward Taylor, by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1 · on Croak & Dagger: Following the Trail of a Herpetologist Spy

    the herpetologist, in his natural habitat:

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4541751296/h7D5F4C78/

  14. Re:Congratulations for catching up to DisplayPort by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1 · on HDMI 2.0 Officially Announced

    Soon.

  15. Re:How is this surprising? by Warhawke · · Score: 1 · on Dolphin Memories Span At Least 20 Years

    Oblig.

  16. Re:Context is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on California Sends a Cease and Desist Order To the Bitcoin Foundation

    Hemp didn't have the same kind of lobbying powers the others did.

    If only they had waited till 1946 or at least till 1938, then they couldn't have asked Dave.

  17. Re:... porn and cat pictures ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Is It Worth Investing In a High-Efficiency Power Supply?

    Think of the ponies!

    Asus DirectCU: 20% Cooler.

    (And a merry Hearth's Warming Eve to everypony.)

  18. Re:Fist walking by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1 · on Your Hands Were Made For Punching According To New Study

    Just like the point of jumping was to do scissors kicks to the neck. Cause that's just awesome.

    That triggered the following image in my head, which I subsequently found on Google.
    Kinda like rule 43, but with Norris instead.

  19. Dear Slashdot, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on ElcomSoft Tool Cracks BitLocker, PGP, TrueCrypt In Real-Time

    How did it come to this?

  20. Baby Swing is the answer! by citizenr · · Score: 1 · on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On Stand-Up Desks?

    https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/4/GftwY6EkikmMesXG1TPvYg2.gif