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Here's a photo of his wife:

http://www.fent.net/Halloween-2004/Halloween-2004- Images/8.jpg

Oh, shit, now I get it.

http://www.fent.net/graphics/cleavage.JPG

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Enjoy

Or check out the inbred hick chipmunk that Taco married. She's the girl that couldn't get onto the second string cheerleading reserve list, so she decided to become Queen of the AV Club.

To my fellow AC's: quit bitching.

The first poster to comment with the current standing joke gets the Karma. This month's joke is "SCO for just $699," and this guy got it.

You're just jealous because he beat you to it. Poor babies. Go whine to Mama.

here

*coughherecough*

Hey, if you're going to show of her cleavage, do it properly!

Hey, if you're going to show of her cleavage, do it properly!

here you perv...
;-}

So what if it is a "personal site"? Would you prefer a fully-automated newsbot like Google News, perhaps?

One of the reasons I've become hooked on Slashdot is the unpredictably "personal" nature of its editors. It's never knowing what's going to be on the homepage next that keeps me coming back.

I am proud to be a "subscriber"... $5 didn't hurt that much. I may send in another five-spot to help pay for the bandwidth overload this story appears to be generating!

Congratulations to the newlyweds, and keep the pictures coming! (sorry, but someone had to include that link...)

We already have an open sores troll cave: Kathleen Fent's pussy.

I don't think Kathleen" would take that very well.

Finally after all these years!!!! the /. gay ascii art gay cum shot conspiracy!!!
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ssssssshhhhh...
don't tell Kathleen
it's taco's little secret.

I've heard quasi-similar complaints about CmdrTaco from his S/O.

for Rob Malda's Girlfriend

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C (this is apparently whay Kathleen did to Taco on their honeymoon; lord have mercy on our souls)

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C (this is apparently whay Kathleen did to Taco on their honeymoon; lord have mercy on our souls)

If, by saying "Fuck Linux" you mean sticking it in that fat little penguin, I'm all for it. Note that I am not referring to this toothy little bundle of chub, though I would jizz on her tits if she begged me to.

I just read the story on a homosexual news site. It doesn't mention many details but says Slashdot's founder Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda has been found dead. He murdered himself after being caught by his wife, Kathleen Fent, while in a circle jerk at the local pool. News has it that CmdrTaco was with fellow Slashdot editors when the incident with Kathleen occurred.

Whether or not you were a fan of his openly gay attitude and right wing political views, you cannot deny CmdrTaco's contributions to the alternative sexuality community.

As a memorial, he will be fucked repeatedly in his gaping anal cavity by fellow geeks. Then his pasty white body will be burried, along with the many "extra-small" sized spent condoms.

It is indeed a black day as he will be sadly missed by his former gay geek friends and male prostitutes. Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda was truely a homo-geek icon, and I am sure the "Open Sauce" community was proud that he was once their own.

Nice knowing you, Jon. No really!

Thanks to the rather zealous readership you've attracted, I think we all have a good idea of who you're marrying, and what she looks like. Truly a beautiful woman, and a sharp mind, too. Congratulations are definitely in order!

You certainly had to expect this would generate a lot of traffic here, but who imagined the reaction from the press?!? I was amazed to see Wired cover it... and The Register, and MSNBC (posting the C-Net story), etc! Geez Rob, you're a public icon!

Now that things have settled a bit and your proposal "story" has risen to be well-seated in the Hall of Fame (currently #5, and close to being #4!)... allow me to review the coverage your proposal generated:

• Cupid's Bull's-Eye on Nerd Site
  The co-founder of the popular Slashdot website proposes to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. One reader wonders if the marriage would be an open-source arrangement. By Michelle Delio.
• Slashdot editor proposes on front page
  "Valentine's Day special" 14 February 2002 4:22pm
• News for Nerds: Will you marry me? (Cnet) or the same thing on MSNBC
• Geek pops the question online (ZDnet)
• A Google search on "Kathleen Fent" turns up 77 hits -- The first two being your proposal and its' place in the Hall of Fame, and nearly all of the rest referring to your proposal!

• Anal Cox
• Linus Turdballs
• CmdrTaco
• CmdrTaco and Homos
• CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
• CmdrTaco's bitch
• Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
• CowBoiKneel

• Anal Cox
• Linus Turdballs
• CmdrTaco
• CmdrTaco and Homos
• CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
• CmdrTaco's bitch
• Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
• CowBoiKneel

• Anal Cox
• Linus Turdballs
• CmdrTaco
• CmdrTaco and Homos
• CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
• CmdrTaco's bitch
• Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
• CowBoiKneel

• Anal Cox
• Linus Turdballs
• CmdrTaco
• CmdrTaco and Homos
• CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
• CmdrTaco's bitch
• Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
• CowBoiKneel

... Did they just turn off the dupe filter? Huzzah!!

• Anal Cox
• Linus Turdballs
• CmdrTaco
• CmdrTaco and Homos
• CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
• CmdrTaco's bitch
• Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
• CowBoiKneel

congratulations. I would have had first post, but I was too busy titty-fucking kathleen fent

Heh, this one's good:

Cmdr Dorko

I realize it ruins the essence of the troll, but you should have linked to this pic instead!!!!

I don't think there's proof that they've actually had sex (I heard that somne people even wait till after they are married). Tho it seems Rob has gotten some pussy at one stage.

I see that Kathleen has this mission statement posted on her site. To quote:

Dedicated to not providing you with faulty misinformation, I at Sarcasta.net hereby never forswear to not provide you, the reader, with misleading misinformation. All of my misinformation will be of the highest quality and caliber, and should a piece of misinformation be deemed faulty or unsatisfactorily fulfilling of its duty as quality misinformation, I will do nothing whatsoever, GUARANTEED!

This is the same site, you will note, where she confirms that she said yes.

Well, at least she's sure to not forget her proposal. My better half was so overwhelmed that it's just a blank. She takes my word for it that she said "Yes!"

Congratulations to both of you!

-"Zow"

I see that Kathleen has this mission statement posted on her site. To quote:

Dedicated to not providing you with faulty misinformation, I at Sarcasta.net hereby never forswear to not provide you, the reader, with misleading misinformation. All of my misinformation will be of the highest quality and caliber, and should a piece of misinformation be deemed faulty or unsatisfactorily fulfilling of its duty as quality misinformation, I will do nothing whatsoever, GUARANTEED!

This is the same site, you will note, where she confirms that she said yes.

Well, at least she's sure to not forget her proposal. My better half was so overwhelmed that it's just a blank. She takes my word for it that she said "Yes!"

Congratulations to both of you!

-"Zow"

Patrick> Hello,
Patrick> I was wondering if you could direct me to a copy of the JPEG that was
Patrick> once at sarcasta.net of you displaying your bountiful bosom. I need
Patrick> it for a novella I am writing for Slashdot. Thanks in advance.
Patrick> Ciao!
Patrick> Patrick Bateman, Esq.

Kathleen> MY REPLY: You have *got* to be kidding!

Patrick> Hello Kathleen,
Patrick> I must admit that I thought the chance you would honor my request was
Patrick> slim, but I'd like to assure you that the image will undergo only
Patrick> minimal modification, and that all nudity will be tasteful and
Patrick> integral to the plot.
Patrick> Sincerely Yours, Patrick

Kathleen> Um.... maybe you should explain why my "nudity" will be integral to
Kathleen> the plot of this er, "novel" you claim to be writing. ;o)

Patrick> Hello again,
Patrick> Just to clarify, I never said "your" nudity will be integral to the
Patrick> plot, I said "all" nudity, which does not necessarily include you.
Patrick> The only well-formed chapter I have that features nudity is a visit
Patrick> by Open Source advocate and communist agitprop activist Richard
Patrick> Stallmann to a clothing-optional abattoir in rural England (where he
Patrick> contracts a nasty case of Foot-and-Mouth disease). I reserve the
Patrick> right to incorporate nudity in other chapters, but I haven't yet.
Patrick> Anywho, without giving away too much of the plot, the novella will
Patrick> contain characters from the Slashdot universe. This includes real
Patrick> people like CmdrTaco, Hemos, JonKatz, spiralx, Sarcasta, etc., as
Patrick> well as their meatspace avatars: "Rob Malda", "Jeff Bates", "Jeffrey
Patrick> Dahmer", "Tony Blair", "Kathleen Fent", etc. Props like the Slashdot
Patrick> Cruiser, Geek Compound, hot grits, and VA Linux stock certificates
Patrick> will also figure prominently.
Patrick> Sincerely Yours, Patrick

Kathleen> Hmmmmm... so why do you need a *picture* if this is a novel?
Kathleen> I am intrigued.

Patrick> For the cover, of course.
Patrick> - Patrick

Kathleen> You're a smooth talker. Bet you're a big hit with the ladies! But
Kathleen> how do I know it's not going to end up with buck teeth and horns
Kathleen> drawn in... or worse yet...
Kathleen> NIPPLES!
Kathleen> *gasp*

Patrick> Well, I'm not sure what to say to convince you that I won't do such a
Patrick> thing (teeth-horns-nipples), but my plan was to add a costume to the
Patrick> picture for the character of Sarcasta.
Patrick> Otherwise the cover will have to be of Stallman and a goat, and there
Patrick> *will* be nipples, teeth, and horns in that one. The purpose of this
Patrick> exercise is satire, not malice, so... no sarcastic nipples.
Patrick> Sincerely, Patrick

Kathleen> OK... I'm sold. ;o)
Kathleen> This is too funny. Can't pass it up. Here ya go.
Kathleen> http://www.fent.net/graphics/cleavagesm.jpg
Kathleen> (I sent him a high-res version)

Patrick> Hello Kathleen,
Patrick> Thanks for the picture! I think you'll be surprised with the results.
Patrick> Ciao! Patrick

Kathleen> Oh, Dear!
Kathleen> What have I gotten myself into?

Aren't they the cutest? Rob has taken to voicing Sushi's "inner thoughts" in a breathy falsetto, and it is very cute... except when she calls me the "C" word. She is a very, very naughty kitten.

Yikes...

for the curious geeks who want a decent picture,
here is one.

try this one :))

She sure thinks he's dorky. Happy engagement, folks.

Here's a better picture than the one that people have been linking to (at least on the first page, you really think I'm going to read 900 comments to see if this is a duplicate?).

Congratulations Rob. I'm sure you two will be great.

shawty

And here is a much-larger picture for your viewing... er, "pleasure"...

http://www.fent.net/graphics/cleavage.JPG

I like this picture better ;)

Rob & Sushi

Congrats!

One ring to bind them?

Will she be open source?

She should marry CowboyNeal!

Hey, I submitted this a week ago!

And, of course, best of all:

Taco's bride naked and petrified (well, almost).

But, man, did he have it coming or what?! Anyway, congratulations to you both!

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Probably real, according to http://www.fent.net/archive/troll.html :

"...But if I were to post on Slashdot (which I will NEVER do...) my user number would be #570 and my user ID would be "Kathleen"."

"... will NEVER post on Slashdot" - so much for that, eh?

(I'm losing the first moderation points I've ever had by posting here, but it should be worth it...)

Wow. At the risk of being entirely superficial, Kathleen is a very attractive woman. And from the look of her site, a woman of wit and sagacity.
The other picutes of Ms. Fent also hint that she is beautiful.
Good luck to you both!

Kathleen

sorry commander, the public wanted to know...

congrats!!!

Kathleen

sorry commander, the public wanted to know...

congrats!!!

And here is a link to a picture of the to-be bride :)

Kathleen Fent

More information is available over at: Fent.NET

And here is a link to a picture of the to-be bride :)

Kathleen Fent

More information is available over at: Fent.NET

And here is a link to a picture of the to-be bride :)

Kathleen Fent

More information is available over at: Fent.NET