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The link redirects to http://goatse.ca/

I dunno... there's no way I'd be invading a planet called Kirk. They could put up a defence with something far worse than fluffy pillows.

Kirk Johnson is my hero.

Blame Canada!

Professional Goatses troll elsewhere!

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well i just thought that i would Secure My Anus with the article.. HIV runs in high percentages in the Mac community..

well i just thought that i would Secure My Anus with the article.. HIV runs in high percentages in the Mac community..
 

 
well i just thought that i would Secure My Anus with the article.. HIV runs in high percentages in the Mac community..

well i just thought that i would Secure My Anus with the article.. HIV runs in high percentages in the Mac community..
 

http://goatse.ca/

Now, just install Ninnle Linux or die.

stfu.
You should have at least mentioned Microsoft's acquisition of Claria (Gator) or Piquepaille's hemorroids.

Damn, there have been so many articles in the last few days that are just begging for trolls.

I agree. This article is about as informative as finding out that a Slashdot reader clicked on a goatse link and was grossed out.

The fad now is goatse.ca, a working replica of the old and familiar goatse.cx (NSFW). He will never be forgotten.

Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.

The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.

Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.

Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom, effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that "For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".

Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.

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Fuck you: Slightly interesting comment
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Sorry, couldn't help myself

You really need to use a working link next time.

Time to Update your link, fool! By the way, the random text auto goatse-link troll is pretty cool. It makes me want to drool. All the way to school. OK, I think I'm done now.

They have the next best thing: http://goatse.ca/

Check this shit out, yo! http://goatse.ca/ - It's back!

keep hoping

Could some ambiguities in their project cause another licenseing SNAFU? It appears that only part of the code will be released.

http://www.cherryos.com/open/

Goatse no more? What rock have you been hiding under?

It lives at http://www.goatse.ca now! Stare into it once more...