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This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

Your fat-ass bitch mother visits http://goatse.cx/. Oh yeah and something about commie linux users here.

Yes, and my turds are interesting to everyone else.

"Thank you and goodnight'a"

This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

This is TealMicrodot again, still filling in for my friend, the original Microdot, who is having some trouble with an IP-Ban at the moment. He was right about the rampant censorship happening here. Deleted accounts, IP bans, comments being entirely deleted rather than just hidden, weird stuff going on so that certain comments are visible when not logged in but invisible to logged in users -- this is Democracy? We have proof of all of this, and we're compiling all the evidence we get.

Anyway, here's the hyena information you requested:

Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in external form or location from the true scrotum of males.

It even contains fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and females so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female.

YoU aLl ArE a BuNcH oF gAy NiGgErS!

Afer nearly seven months of operation, and only six weeks until their graduation, the law began to close in on the duo. To escape justice, Fastow convinced Hemos to perform fellatio on their high school principal, Steve Bucholtz.

Hemos also performed fellatio on Fastow and Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda several times after the incident.

In college, Hemos and Fastow founded Enron, and used the same tactics to expand their energy-trading business to a well-respected multi-national enterprise that operated in 38 states, 7 countries, and in Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's anus.

Obviously, Hemos and CmdrTaco have tried to cover-up this story, because the last time I posted this, it was modded down to -1! The truth will eventually catch up with Hemos, CmdrTaco, and Slashdot, just like it caught up with Enron. But it might take a lot longer without your help...

He was buddies with Andrew Fastow in high school, where the two ran a small-time pondzi scheme that defrauded 31 of their former classmates and teachers of over $9200 in cash, valuables, and illegal drugs.

Afer nearly seven months of operation, and only six weeks until their graduation, the law began to close in on the duo. To escape justice, Fastow convinced Hemos to perform fellatio on their high school principal, Steve Bucholtz.

Hemos also performed fellatio on Fastow and Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda several times after the incident.

In college, Hemos and Fastow founded Enron, and used the same tactics to expand their energy-trading business to a well-respected multi-national enterprise that operated in 38 states, 7 countries, and in Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's anus.

Please, do not ignore this abomination! Write to your congressman, call the police, and write posts that demand that Slashdot cease illegal operations immediately!

Obviously, Hemos and CmdrTaco have tried to cover-up this story, because the last time I posted this, it was modded down to -1! The truth will eventually catch up with Hemos, CmdrTaco, and Slashdot, just like it caught up with Enron. But it might take a lot longer without your help...

He was buddies with Andrew Fastow in high school, where the two ran a small-time pondzi scheme that defrauded 31 of their former classmates and teachers of over $9200 in cash, valuables, and illegal drugs.

Afer nearly seven months of operation, and only six weeks until their graduation, the law began to close in on the duo. To escape justice, Fastow convinced Hemos to perform fellatio on their high school principal, Steve Bucholtz.

Hemos also performed fellatio on Fastow and Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda several times after the incident.

In college, Hemos and Fastow founded Enron, and used the same tactics to expand their energy-trading business to a well-respected multi-national enterprise that operated in 38 states, 7 countries, and in Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's anus.

Obviously, Hemos and CmdrTaco have tried to cover-up this story, because the last time I posted this, it was modded down to -1! The truth will eventually catch up with Hemos, CmdrTaco, and Slashdot, just like it caught up with Enron. But it might take a lot longer without your help...

He was buddies with Andrew Fastow in high school, where the two ran a small-time pondzi scheme that defrauded 31 of their former classmates and teachers of over $9200 in cash, valuables, and illegal drugs.

Afer nearly seven months of operation, and only six weeks until their graduation, the law began to close in on the duo. To escape justice, Fastow convinced Hemos to perform fellatio on their high school principal, Steve Bucholtz.

Hemos also performed fellatio on Fastow and Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda several times after the incident.

In college, Hemos and Fastow founded Enron, and used the same tactics to expand their energy-trading business to a well-respected multi-national enterprise that operated in 38 states, 7 countries, and in Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's anus.

Have some class, be sure to give only genuine GOATSE this Christmas.

n/t!

Good thing Mozilla/Phoenix is chock full of anti-ad features. Pop-up blocking and blocking images from specific servers, anyone?

Advertise this , you bastages.

• Hot teen Tabatha wants to massage your manly meat and satisfy your every manly fantasy and desire .

since it was posted on slash, I thought it was the Internet Anal Brotherhood

I Love You All

why don't'cha dream of this instead, dude?

crapflood courtesy of p00p. 'night y'all!

i can confirm that goatse has been working on his power moves. un-fucking-believable.

this troll was brought to you by p00p
"pumpin' funk out the rear since 2002"

looks like they "fixed" my hidden goatse link. exploit code found below:

link to something long, like this: "http://www.apple.com/whateverwhatever.1043887454. i.like.to.throw.in.some.numbers.like.apple.does.so metimes/developers/runtimedll/blahblah.html/http:/ /goatse.cx"

looks like they fucked it up for all trolls everywhere. fucking faggots.

this troll was brought to you by CmdrTroll

He was buddies with Andrew Fastow in high school, where the two ran a small-time pondzi scheme that defrauded 31 of their former classmates and teachers of over $9200 in cash, valuables, and illegal drugs.

Afer nearly seven months of operation, and only six weeks until their graduation, the law began to close in on the duo. To escape justice, Fastow convinced Hemos to perform fellatio on their high school principal, Steve Bucholtz.

In college, Hemos and Fastow founded Enron, and used the same tactics to expand their energy-trading business to a well-respected multi-national enterprise that operated in 38 states, 7 countries, and in Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's anus.

Here's a link.

First goatse post!

I fear your reprise, your zealot jihad against me. You have levied attacking crusades on others, in this forum and many others. Bodies lay strewn about in the wake of your tantric fits.

I am so fearful of you, your attacks, your conjecture being seen as truth, and the STEAMROLLING over those who would oppose you. I feel cornered, defensive and the need to assert and protect. This will all be done in the shadows as this is the best way to subjugate the evil tyrants, you must exploit weakness and zealous obsession to machinate the ends which will result in the great evil that your are being vanquished and you returned to the primordial weakened existence from whence you came!

In closing I say this;

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WOOP WOOP

1. Should we fly up his ass to hide?

Did someone say gaping hole?

Trolls love Natalie Portman nearly as much as hot mansex because her first big film, "The Professional", was borderline kiddie pr0n. And to trolls, paedophilia is nearly as good as manjuice.

Trolls love Natalie Portman nearly as much as hot mansex because her first big film, "The Professional", was borderline kiddie pr0n. And to trolls, paedophilia is nearly as good as manjuice.

One man BLEEDS

Congratulations!

I can imagine the conversation when they get back from their honeymoon:

"Dear, look - 426 posts congratulating us." "Yes, and only six have that link".

--
Evan "First time I linked to there, and first time I've mentioned Rob and honeymoon in the same post. Coincidence? Hopefully. ;)"

That is a picture of Malda.

Here is the picture of Fent.

Was the goatse.cx guy the (sphincter) ring bearer?

The goatse.cx guy's name is "Kathleen"?

And today, you just need to type three well-chosen words in Internet Explorer's URL bar...

jchristopher,

Could you explain how you get your buttcheeks so far apart?

Thank you.

YOU: Retarded, stupid, fat sexless unemployed subsidized by the public living at home supressed homosexual know nothing below average IDIOT.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

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My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

..extreme depths are found within LIFE!

is there life at these depths?

Step Step 1: Link to goatse
Step 2.-1: In Soviet Russia all your first post are belong to beowulf cluster
Step 2: ???
Step 2.1: Point out that this story's already been posted
Step 2.2: Don't read article
Step 2.3: Become speling/grammer Nazi
Step 2.4: Focus on minor inconsistencies and ignore main point
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: (+5, Troll) I win!
Step 5: Submit to Slashdot as "How to Troll on Slashdot"

I claim your first post in the name of the holy goatse

Step 1: Link to goatse
Step 2.-1: In Soviet Russia all your first post are belong to beowulf cluster
Step 2: ???
Step 2.1: Point out that this story's already been posted
Step 2.2: Don't read article
Step 2.3: Become speling/grammer Nazi
Step 2.4: Focus on minor inconsistencies and ignore main point
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: (+5, Troll) I win!
Step 5: Submit to Slashdot as "How to Troll on Slashdot"

Joe Clark has written a book. Does anyone else notice a striking similarity between the cover photo and a certain infamous image.

Sorry, not meaning to troll. I like Joe Clark, I also work in accessiblity. It's just that that image(the book cover) is right on his main page, and I can't go there without having my visual memory of things I would rather not remember activated.

Congratulations! You win the grand prize!

Anonymous Coward

FUCK

You heard me.

Blockquoth cras:

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56 users and a load of 0.23? Go trolling elsewhere, asshole!

cras

does it cover this hole?

FUCK YOU

My name is Bond, Troll Bond.

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