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Years ago I learned to walk out of movies that suck (this is because I failed to walk out of "The Adjuster" and regretted the time wasted).

So did the movie suck or not? Or maybe I just suffered brain damage in between...

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

Those where the movies that came to my mind at the time.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000932/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/

I'm sure you can find 'a few' movies at those links that don't sterotype. It's really not that hard to dig something up.

The IMDB rating is 5.6 for this piece of trash. I just don't understand that.

duh...

You sure about that? I vaguely recall a little film that predates Deus Ex by a few years.

The librarians have enlisted the help of Will Turner, a known pirate who is wanted for stealing a ship from Her Majesty's Navy.

Arrrr!!!

The only movie my friends and I walked out on in high school. Mind you, we had pretty low standards in those days, set by such masterpieces as "Deathstalker" (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087127/), and even this didn't meet them.

Does anyone else remember a glut of awful movies in the early 80's from places like Italy and Argentina? The Italian zombie flics were a riot (complete with babies eating their mothers, etc.).

I still can't believe the major theater chains were showing these. I also can't believe the families that would show up for these. The 2 year old at Deathstalker that screamed every time someone got smushed by the guy with the giant hammer was real annoying. I wonder what he's like today? (the kid, not the guy with the hammer)

The only movie my friends and I walked out on in high school. Mind you, we had pretty low standards in those days, set by such masterpieces as "Deathstalker" (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087127/), and even this didn't meet them.

Does anyone else remember a glut of awful movies in the early 80's from places like Italy and Argentina? The Italian zombie flics were a riot (complete with babies eating their mothers, etc.).

I still can't believe the major theater chains were showing these. I also can't believe the families that would show up for these. The 2 year old at Deathstalker that screamed every time someone got smushed by the guy with the giant hammer was real annoying. I wonder what he's like today? (the kid, not the guy with the hammer)

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I distinctly remember that it was the first movie I ever turned off halfway through. I still don't know how it ended, and I still don't care.

Civil Action. The previews showed a bigass explosion (ok, their editing made it look real big). The movie, however, was like a made for TV (Hallmark Channel) melodrama. It was nothing like the previews. It also sucked. I can handle a crappy scifi or even a crappy chick flick. This movie was so bad I couldn't even sleep through it. Argh.

Glad you caught it ;)

Apparently not everyone is as sharp, I picked up an Overrated within the first 30 minutes (I guess they took the Shark ref as criticism)

Now, it's not the worst movie, but it's bad (unless you are a John Water's fan or from Baltimore). Cecil B Demented has a few scenes near the big ending where they used my car. The prop manager, who was looking for a car that could hold 5 people in the trunk (literally), saw my 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 (not actual photo) in the lot next to where they were filming that day and they decided to use it. My wife was uset that Melanie Griffin rode in the front passenger side (her spot no less), because she believes that Melenie sucks big time. The price of fame ;)

Glad you caught it ;)

Apparently not everyone is as sharp, I picked up an Overrated within the first 30 minutes (I guess they took the Shark ref as criticism)

Now, it's not the worst movie, but it's bad (unless you are a John Water's fan or from Baltimore). Cecil B Demented has a few scenes near the big ending where they used my car. The prop manager, who was looking for a car that could hold 5 people in the trunk (literally), saw my 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 (not actual photo) in the lot next to where they were filming that day and they decided to use it. My wife was uset that Melanie Griffin rode in the front passenger side (her spot no less), because she believes that Melenie sucks big time. The price of fame ;)

Glad you caught it ;)

Apparently not everyone is as sharp, I picked up an Overrated within the first 30 minutes (I guess they took the Shark ref as criticism)

Now, it's not the worst movie, but it's bad (unless you are a John Water's fan or from Baltimore). Cecil B Demented has a few scenes near the big ending where they used my car. The prop manager, who was looking for a car that could hold 5 people in the trunk (literally), saw my 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 (not actual photo) in the lot next to where they were filming that day and they decided to use it. My wife was uset that Melanie Griffin rode in the front passenger side (her spot no less), because she believes that Melenie sucks big time. The price of fame ;)

Thank you, thank you so much. Nobody believes me when I complain about how horrible Ben Affleck is.

And I'd like to nominate the worst movie I've ever seen: Bounce. I figured out the entire movie about 5 minutes into it, and I wanted to yell at Ben Affleck to stay on the plane. =P

Oz as an MMO setting!? I'm not sure I could stomach the prison rape scenes necessary for levelling up... ;)

Reminds me a little of Dirty Pretty Things. Very good movie, btw, with that cute girl from Amelie.

My own vote for Worst Movie EVAR happens to have been an MST3K victim, but I knew it sucked long before they got their paws on it. It was partly filmed on the site of the Ren Faire where I was working. The Faire ran on weekends only, so they filmed during the week while it was closed. Quest of the Delta Knights! Some of my friends got jobs as extras in it, including one to whom I had passed on one of my old costumes. So while my costume has a few minutes of screen time here, I personally don't. Somehow I can't find it in me to be too sorry about that. Lord, it sucked. How they ever got David Warner to play two different roles in it I'll never know. He must have been really hard up for the rent that month or something.

The original series on television was great fun with an odd mix of technology into gold rush era environment with cool lead characters. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120891/

The 1999 movie with Will Smith, Kevin Kline, and Kenneth Branagh was absolutely terrible. Even Selma Hayek and Ling Bai could not make it worth watching. I almost walked out halfway through but decided it couldn't get any worse. Wrong call there. At the end I really regreted the wasted time.

Can't really say it is worst of all time, but it definitely deserves honorable mention.

After all these years, the memory is still burned into our brains. Make it stop!

After all these years, the memory is still burned into our brains. Make it stop!

"Bingo" is, without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen. I nearly gave up movies permanently after seeing it. Don't watch this movie unless you really enjoy self-torture. The mental anguish this film gives you will never go away completely. And you'll want to kick every dog you see.

Well, now you should go and rent Giochi erotici nella 3a galassia (Escape from Galaxy 3). Cardboard, glitter, smoke and softcore porn to disco synth music in 1981 on a high school drama club budget (most of which must have been spent on drugs). What could possibly be worse?

The problem is that the two worst movies I have ever seen arn't even rateable. Demoni is almost certianly the worst, and is the only movie I have ever demanded my money back for. It just seems to have a following amongst the "Fangoria" types, it is, after all, entirely composed of the erata central to that mentality. Meanwhile Author! Author! is an Al Pachino movie in which absolutely nothing of any interest to anyone ever happens. It is a tiny and featureless expanse of sachrine. For truely variant reasons both of these movies are worse than, say, "Street Fighter". Hell, you could at least laugh at "Future War". Awful movies can transcend into art, rasing the question of when does "simply bad" become "accidental satire"? The problem is that the truely bad movies don't even attract enough interest to be voted down into the gutters where they belong. So the fiew niche participants (e.g. "I love anything Pachino no mater what") skew the results with their fetishist participation while the informed masses can't even lower themselves to the effort of pressing the little yellow button... 8-) The only real measure of "bad movie" must be a quantum state measure of emptyness... you know, a true expression of entropy. So Author! Author! edges out Demoni buy just a hair...

The problem is that the two worst movies I have ever seen arn't even rateable. Demoni is almost certianly the worst, and is the only movie I have ever demanded my money back for. It just seems to have a following amongst the "Fangoria" types, it is, after all, entirely composed of the erata central to that mentality. Meanwhile Author! Author! is an Al Pachino movie in which absolutely nothing of any interest to anyone ever happens. It is a tiny and featureless expanse of sachrine. For truely variant reasons both of these movies are worse than, say, "Street Fighter". Hell, you could at least laugh at "Future War". Awful movies can transcend into art, rasing the question of when does "simply bad" become "accidental satire"? The problem is that the truely bad movies don't even attract enough interest to be voted down into the gutters where they belong. So the fiew niche participants (e.g. "I love anything Pachino no mater what") skew the results with their fetishist participation while the informed masses can't even lower themselves to the effort of pressing the little yellow button... 8-) The only real measure of "bad movie" must be a quantum state measure of emptyness... you know, a true expression of entropy. So Author! Author! edges out Demoni buy just a hair...

This is just truly awful. Patrick Stewart, Tobe Hooper directing and Dan O'Bannon writing, and it's still dire.

Naked female space vampires wandering about for half the movie fail to compensate for the sheer crappiness of the whole thing. The only ridiculous plot twist I didn't see coming a mile away was when the hero uses the space shuttle's previously unmentioned one-man escape pod.

It's not bad enough to enjoy for being bad, and it's not stupid enough to enjoy when you're drunk.

It manages to make crap like 'Event Horizon' or 'Lost In Space' look like 'The Godfather'.

Hitler was a very neat and tidy man, who had trouble connecting to other people - he disliked touching, even his later-wife, Eva Braun.

Either I saw this in a Discovery documentary, but more likely I saw it in 'Im toten Winkel - Hitlers Sekretärinn. MSN, BBC, IMDB, Amazon DE
It is a very good movie, and I would highly recommend it to anyone interested in that era, and especially in the workings of a terror regime that kept it's society in a trance.
Be warned, though, that you might need a lot of coffee.

Ironically, a GNAA troll would actually be on topic on this thread because IMDB indeed considers their namesake movie as a movie, and it really is bad.

just visit here http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

The worst movie I've ever had by far is Joe vs Volcano

Rabbit Test

Plot (from IMDb): Lionel's life turns around after a one-night stand on top of a pinball table... he becomes the world's first pregnant man!

Leonard part 6
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093405/

ive never seen a worse movie in all my life

Daddy do you want some sausage?

Couldn't resist.. but really, it wasn't that bad. I guess you've just never seen Ricky Oh...

You're saying a movie made in 1974 is a knockoff of a movie made in 1986?

The movie isn't German, but Danish. It was created by Master Fatman or Morten Lindberg (a well known 'character' or person in Denmark sadly). A really disgusting character imho.

See the pics of him here

IMDB entry here. This movie was so bad that it became the standard by which all other atrocious movies were judged by my friends and me. "That was bad, but it was no Iron Warrior."

1) Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid One of my teachers in high school told us about the contest he had in college about finding the worst movie ever made, and this one won out for him. It's amazingly horrible, so I was in agreement with him for a while, until I saw:
2) The Terror of Tiny Town. It's your typical run-of-the-mill Spaghetti Western, but with a twist: the cast is entirely midgets. The set is full sized, and the acting is so bad, it's comical.
3) The Stuff My friend in said class above disagreed with our teacher's opinion on the worst movie ever made, and he handed me this on DVD. I started believing him for a while, but the other two are worse. However, a bad 80's B Horror movie is still a bad movie, and this is a good example of one.

So there you have it: my three submissions for the worst movie ever made.

1) Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid One of my teachers in high school told us about the contest he had in college about finding the worst movie ever made, and this one won out for him. It's amazingly horrible, so I was in agreement with him for a while, until I saw:
2) The Terror of Tiny Town. It's your typical run-of-the-mill Spaghetti Western, but with a twist: the cast is entirely midgets. The set is full sized, and the acting is so bad, it's comical.
3) The Stuff My friend in said class above disagreed with our teacher's opinion on the worst movie ever made, and he handed me this on DVD. I started believing him for a while, but the other two are worse. However, a bad 80's B Horror movie is still a bad movie, and this is a good example of one.

So there you have it: my three submissions for the worst movie ever made.

1) Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid One of my teachers in high school told us about the contest he had in college about finding the worst movie ever made, and this one won out for him. It's amazingly horrible, so I was in agreement with him for a while, until I saw:
2) The Terror of Tiny Town. It's your typical run-of-the-mill Spaghetti Western, but with a twist: the cast is entirely midgets. The set is full sized, and the acting is so bad, it's comical.
3) The Stuff My friend in said class above disagreed with our teacher's opinion on the worst movie ever made, and he handed me this on DVD. I started believing him for a while, but the other two are worse. However, a bad 80's B Horror movie is still a bad movie, and this is a good example of one.

So there you have it: my three submissions for the worst movie ever made.

as a former film school student and a geek of many years, i've always maintained that "polish vampire in burbank" (directed by Mark Pirro, the same fine fellow who brought us "curse of the queerwolf," which is, while a dreadful film, not bad enough to comment upon further) and in fact formulated my own rating system whereupon films receive a score between 1 and 1000 PViBs (Polish Vampire in Burbank's, in case your attention span is wavering). But a film festival i worked on in 2002 screened "The Double-D Avenger" and while i feel compelled to rate it at approximately 1.5 PViBs i know, deep down in my squishy little heart, that it is really just as bad. Double-D stars some of those fine, worthy Russ Meyer girls such as Raven de la Croix (who is a very nice lady in person but perhaps not the finest *cough* thespian the 20th century produced) and both movies are worth a look if you have a dirty mind and very low standards.

as a former film school student and a geek of many years, i've always maintained that "polish vampire in burbank" (directed by Mark Pirro, the same fine fellow who brought us "curse of the queerwolf," which is, while a dreadful film, not bad enough to comment upon further) and in fact formulated my own rating system whereupon films receive a score between 1 and 1000 PViBs (Polish Vampire in Burbank's, in case your attention span is wavering). But a film festival i worked on in 2002 screened "The Double-D Avenger" and while i feel compelled to rate it at approximately 1.5 PViBs i know, deep down in my squishy little heart, that it is really just as bad. Double-D stars some of those fine, worthy Russ Meyer girls such as Raven de la Croix (who is a very nice lady in person but perhaps not the finest *cough* thespian the 20th century produced) and both movies are worth a look if you have a dirty mind and very low standards.

Pick a movie, ANY movie, they're all bad.

I believe you're referring to Van Wilder with this one.

I've watched every movie done on MST3K, and they all bow down in terror to Orgy of the Dead.