Domain: keslin.com
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Heh.
I knew a very beautiful girl who was into computers and stuff, and not only that she was impressed by computer ability.
Sadly, I never got any naked pictures of her :(
Oh, also Asia Carrara considers herself a geek. keslin is a geek sig-spammed k5 and slashdot for a while to get people to go to her porn site. You could probably say she was a geek, but. you probably wouldn't say she was that good looking... -
Yes, there is a LOT of money in it.
That's when compared to some other web sites I've seen. Given that and the tremendous amount of problems you must have with chargebacks and low pay for banner ads, I have to wonder if you can actually make *that* much money in porn.
There is an enormous amount of money to be made in adult material online. Even pretty tame softcore sites like mine are doing pretty well. As an example of how recession-proof this business is, I have people in the forums section of my web site talking about how they owe more money than they are worth to the IRS thanks to the alternative minimum tax, yet they still manage to scrape up $10 for my web site. I don't know of a more compelling example than somebody complaining in the paid members section of an adult web site about how they owe $90K in taxes.Also, does anyone have any firsthand experience knowing how many people actually pay for subscriptions to sites like danni.com or anything like that?
Numbers for Danni's Hard Drive are pretty frequently released in press releases, she reportedly has a solid base of 27,000 users, which generated over 5 million dollars last year, for $1.5 million in profit.Keep in mind that adult sites are a totally different business than your stereotypical dot-com startup. We have solid revenue streams, we have profit models that work, and we don't squander money on hypotheticals. If sales drop, then we lower our overhead. It's a pretty simple concept that would have saved a lot of dot-coms in the recent crash if they had been paying attention. Adult businesses are looking at the current economic downturn as a minor wrinkle, whereas dot-coms are going out of business forever.
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Home Builders License "Key Lock"
Anonymous Thief writes: "Well, it was probably only a matter of time, but Reuters reports that some home builders have licensed a "key lock" technology from someone called Master to insert into their home security systems. Boy, I just can't wait until we won't be able to go around randomly stealing from each other any more, this really sucks."
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InfraguardThe closest thing to CERT in a government agency that I know of is the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Agency, or NIPC. They exist primarily to protect critical government infrastructure, but that obviously has a lot to do with private systems as well.
The FBI and NIPC have also started a system called Infraguard, which is designed to be a bridge to the private sector. It's a pretty recent development.
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IsThisPostInterestingOrNotSlashdot uses the same post-it-and-get-it-rated paradigm that AmIHotOrNot does. HotOrNot uses pictures, and judges people based on their physical attributes. Slashdot encourages people to post comments, and then everybody gets to rate whether they are intelligent and interesting.
One of those is more shallow than the other? They are both one-sided representations of people, and both are poor substitutes for actual human interaction. They are simply aimed at different demographics.
I don't see an enormous difference between posting this on Slashdot and then waiting to see how it gets rated, and posting a picture of myself on RankPeople. You're just getting ratings on different aspects of yourself, that's all.
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Maybe those people just didn't like you.
Most of my 'ranking' fell in a bell curve around 7. However there was an outlying spike at 1 or 2.
It's possible that those people that rated you a 1 or a 2 just saw something that they didn't like, and those votes were actually legitimate.I have posted pictures to a lot of sites like that, and the same thing always happens to me. I have a nice bell curve centered around some score that's relatively high, but there will always be a little cluster of 1's and 2's. I personally think that it's because I'm Asian, that a lot of people see an Asian and just vote down. Of course, a lot of people will see an Asian and automatically vote up too, regardless of whether she's actually attractive.
My point is that perhaps there is something visible in the picture that makes a certain handful of people not like you. Maybe you are wearing a brown shirt and 5% of the population is automatically revolted by a brown shirt. Maybe your computer is visible in the background and 5% of the voters automatically think "Oh, a geek" and vote you a '1'. If you're male, maybe you are getting voted down by straight male goons who are too stupid to configure the site to only show them women, and they automatically vote down any men that they see. It happens...
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Public monitoring gone awryWow, I do consider that to be a bad idea. Privacy is a concept that applies to a person's entire life, not just to a person's life when they are behind closed doors.
There are lots of other examples of what happens when you obliterate the concept of personal privacy, like:
- Your employer wants to keep track of you, because they want to be warned if your personal life involves anything that might impair your ability to function at work. You show up one day and discover that an H.R. computer has decided that you should be fired because it is a matter of public record that you leave your house and go to a bar to socialize three nights per week, on average.
- You meet a girl in a bar. She uses a handy freeware application on her Palm Pilot to snap your picture digitally and run a background check. She finds that you have brought 19 women home from bars in the last six months, never seeing any one of them for more than one night. She also finds that you have been seen entering a reproductive health clinic three times in the last year. She snubs you.
- You run for public office, the news media runs a background check by data mining the video information that is public knowledge. They uncover that you used to attend meetings of a gay, lesbian and bisexual student union when you were in college. Your opponent attacks your sex life during the campaign.
- Thieves stake out your house simply by accessing public information and learning exactly who lives in your house. They run an automated monitoring system to wait until everybody that lives in your house is gone, and they break into your house while you are gone. They know exactly how much time they have to rob you, because they track you in realtime using public video information.
- An organized crime syndicate uses public monitoring information to track the location of law enforcement officers, allowing them to freely conduct crimes.
- Law enforcement uses the above example as an excuse to increase the amount of undercover surveillance. Eventually society is governed by a faceless secret police.
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Big Brother Lives!
If you do something on the street, it is to be assumed someone is watching you. There is no reason someone would not.
The concern is not just whether you are seen by a camera or not when you are out in public. A big concern is what happens to the data from the camera once it is captured. Where does the data go? Is it a matter of public record? Who has access to it?Imagine a world with cameras on every street corner, canvassing every public place, combined with high-banwidth data transfer and fast computers. Anybody with access to that camera data could use, say, a facial recognition system to track any given individual. Say you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you, and you have access to the needed camera data. You run a background process that looks for his face. He walks out of a cafe somewhere and your system catches him by recognizing his face, automatically archives the video of him walking around, down the street, around a corner, meeting up with his new girl.
This is a level of intrusion is not possible without hiring a private detective in the 'real world' without the cameras. If we allow the cameras, then this sort of thing will be very easy for anybody with access to the information. If the information is public, then you have just obliterated privacy in your entire society. If the information is guarded and used only by the government, then you have just created a very powerful tool for your government to use for opression.
Didn't anybody read "1984"?
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IrritatingMod down my comment if you want, but I think that it's a legitimate concern that this story has such an irritating headline.
The story itself is really interesting, it is well-written, and it has a lot of interesting background information. It is thought-provoking, it provided me with information that actually does happen to be new to me (I missed the first story on this) and it should start some interesting discussion. Then it gets posted with the fifteen thousandth AYBABTU reference in the last week. That totally distracted me from the story itself by sheer irritation level alone.
The whole thing reminds me of the "WHAZZUP!!" commercials. It was funny once. Maybe even twice. Now I can't go into a sushi bar without a bunch of jerks getting drunk on sake and yelling "WASSSABI!!"
The AYBABTU thing is way past old. I almost expect to see it linger on in comments for the next six months, but it really doesn't need to keep coming up in the headlines. Especially not in the headlines of stories that are otherwise really interesting. That just makes it more irritating.
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SheepWait, doesn't New Zealand have more sheep than people?
I can see why they would be so concerned with bestiality issues.
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Yahoo is long useless
And then they implemented their "we'll look at it for $199" approach, which probably makes sense for all involved IF you accept that Yahoo is the 800-pound gorilla.
As if that isn't bad enough, for certain specific sites Yahoo charges $600 just to look at your site. There is no option to submit a site without paying. What that basically means, is that Yahoo is just a giant paid yellow pages directory now. This policy raises the bar high enough that a lot of webmasters are not going to pay the fee. The whole point of the net was originally that it would level the playing field, right? Policies like Yahoo's encourage success from sites that are well-financed, rather than sites that are actually good.Google, on the other hand, encourages success from sites that are good, rather than sites that are well-financed. Being well-financed will always help, but Google ultimately places the most weight on sites that get referenced frequently, instead of sites that can afford to take out a $600 yellow page ad. That is the sort of new innovation in web organization that I think will have a big impact on how we find information in the future.
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Get out!
I've used it to meet really attractive, smart women, with whom I've had very fulfilling relationships.
YOU!! Yes, you! GET OUT!!
You obviously don't belong around here.
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Porn slutsIf you're in the right club in South Beach, all of the women there will look like porn sluts.
...then again, if you're in the right club, surrounded by porn sluts, then you don't really qualify as a geek, do you? Your post is self-contradictory.
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Speaking of stone age attitudes...Geeks tend to believe that they could treat women better, if only they had the chance. This is absurd, the guys that are getting laid are the guys that do know how to treat a woman.
The guys that are actually getting laid value their gender relations skills, and practice them as frequently as possible. They learn from their mistakes, and they gain confidence. Confidence is extremely sexy.
It is ridiculous to believe that a geek is going to treat a woman better simply because he is more intelligent than the attractive lawyer Corvette guy. How can you conduct a smooth, productive and fun relationship if you have no experience in the matter? Being intelligent is far from the most critical component in how you treat a woman.
The most dated attitude portrayed here is the idea that a woman isn't capable of judging a potential mate for herself.
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Well, yes...Well, yes, but if I said that Linux is a pain in the neck to deal with right now, and that it has a lot of glitches that people still deal with right now, then I would get 20 different Linux zealots jumping all over me for blaspheming the holy operating system.
I figured that I would be diplomatic by referring to problems from few years ago, which only the most deluded zealots will deny.
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Does anybody remember the early days of Linux?I think that it's funny to see this story on a site that is so heavily populated by people that use and love Linux. Anybody that used Linux a few years ago spent the first month doing nothing but sweating over this configuration file or that, this libc version or that, why the hell won't X initialize, why can't I get LILO working, what is wrong with this broken operating system...
Now the same people point to a problem with a very complex new technology and start jumping up and down about how it will never work because it has problems?
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Cheaper, faster, betterThe significance is exactly what you mentioned, saving money. NASA's mantra lately is 'cheaper, faster, better', trying to do things quickly using off-the-shelf equipment. Now that the world in general has reached a certain level of doesn't have to invent proprietary equipment themselves for everything that they do. They used to build computers and operating systems from scratch, now they just sent OS9 to Mars.
Now we are seeing an extension of that same concept into communications. NASA has been using off-the-shelf components for communications components for a long time, but up until now most in-flight communications have come in via the TDRSS satellites. Taking a step toward using a commercial infrastructure instead is a pretty big deal.
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Err, wait...When you are in a commercial airplane, you are in a pressurized cabin. You aren't really at a 'high altitude', your body just thinks that you are at sea level. If you want to look at the effects of high altitudes on your body with regard to drinking, then go to a ski lodge halfway up a mountain somewhere and break out some congac. Being on a ski vacation amplifies the alchohol, I don't know that the altitude does.
My personal opinion is that the disturbance of being on a plane, the stress of shuffling around your baggage and swapping time zones, and maybe the stress of motion might all contribute to you getting a little drunker on a commercial flight. I don't think that it can be attributed to alchol because you're in a pressurized cabin.
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My world view is shatteredSee, I thought that I was a geek. Then I read your post. Now I realize that I'm definitely missing some critical component of geek-ness, because that little scenario is about as attractive to me as a DB-25 connector.
I guess I'll just have to settle for being a nerd.
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Re:I'll bite.
Oops, now some people around here have foot in mouth disease...
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Re:Geek guys are of the jealous type
One way for a geek guy to not leave his girlfriend out of his sight is if it's his girlfriend that he is fragging. That's what my boyfriend does.
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Funny
Microsoft is one of the only companies that ever really bothers to sign their software modules anyway, so this kind of makes it glaringly obvious that the whole concept is broken. Most other companies don't bother to sign, and then they provide help on how to click past the Windows 'this driver is not signed' warnings.
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Free tacos
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Re:Sneaky way to gauge sexual experience
Err, hey now, some of us that enjoy a good LAN party every once in a while do get laid whenever we want to.
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Protect our adults!"Garcia also said that downloading and installing the software over the net is too difficult for anyone over 30 years old to install."
This is hilarious. Generally, censorship is defended with "we have to protect our children" rhetoric. This is the first time that I have ever seen "we have to protect our adults" rhetoric to do the same thing.
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Worth it?
If you have to try so hard to advocate a given platform, then is it really worth it? I was in this position a few years back when I was trying to develop for the Atari Jaguar. The Jaguar was a neat little box, arguably one of the first 'next generation' machines, but it just wasn't destined to succeed. We tried for a while to participate in the Jaguar advocate crowds before realizing that spending so much time supporting a given platform instead of working on our own game was just silly.
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The current crop certainly are too expensive
I just happened to stop by Best Buy tonight looking for something else, and stumbled upon a couple of the new consumer-oriented net appliances. They sure are neat, but I was amazed at how expensive they were. Who other than an ubergeek is going to spend $500 on a box for sticking in front of the toilet for reading web sites? For these things to work, the price really needs to drop in a big way. For $150 or so, I would have them all over my house. For $500, they are going to sit at Best Buy for a very long time.
I was also amazed at the poor quality of the screens, but I suppose that has something to do with an attempt to keep the price down, so I can't complain. I did really like the little navigation knob doohickey on one of them, very neat feature for quick instant-on web site checking.
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I like ads
Okay, call me crazy, but I actually LIKE ads sometimes. On CNN when I'm just getting random shotgun ads squirted at me, I don't pay any attention to them. The Slashdot ads, though, are a service. Targeted ads for nerdy stuff that I might be interested in. I consider that useful. I frequently click on ads that I see on Slashdot, and I've learned about some interesting new products or companies because of it. I really don't see ads as a huge problem.
One thing that continues to amaze me is how the Slashdot crowd are so vehemently opposed to all things commercial. 'Ads are evil', 'software licensing is evil', etc. If you are so opposed to capitalism, then move to Cuba.
-Keslin, the naked nerd girl