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I suspect they'll "forget" to model 2 Kings 2:24, or any of the other awkward moments. https://www.kingjamesbibleonli...

And after his resurrection, Jesus's last words in the Bible come in the Book of Revelation, where he says repeatedly, "Behold, I come quickly." And his last words are "Surely I come quickly" (Revelation 22:20).

One might equally wonder why our Lord suffered from sexual dysfunction that led him to highlight it so many times in the last chapter of the Bible.

Not only that but when he raped Mary, he came so fast he didn't even penetrate.

If Jesus Christ is the literal Word of God, why were his last words "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

Actually, Jesus's last words at the Crucifixion were "it is finished."

And after his resurrection, Jesus's last words in the Bible come in the Book of Revelation, where he says repeatedly, "Behold, I come quickly." And his last words are "Surely I come quickly" (Revelation 22:20).

One might equally wonder why our Lord suffered from sexual dysfunction that led him to highlight it so many times in the last chapter of the Bible.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonli...

"I would call you silly for anthropomorphising God"

âoeSo God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.â
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Just be sure you pronounce it correctly.

all the Old Testament crap is right out the window?

For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no place have been sought for the second.

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I'm unaware of Christian God (or any of His prophets) calling for killing in his name.

Leviticus 24:16

And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

And if God were so great and awesome then he wouldn't have cut the man's spinal cord in the first place, now would he?

FLAME ON BITCHES! Remember, YOU had to bring religion into this.

King James Bible
"Therefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so death passed onto all men, for all have sinned"
https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Romans%205:12 (Romans 5:12)

New International Version
"We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one."
http://biblehub.com/1_john/5-19.htm (1 John 5:19)

New World Translation
"At that time the eyes of the blind will be opened, And the ears of the deaf will be unstopped. At that time the lame will leap like the deer, And the tongue of the speechless will shout for joy. For waters will burst forth in the wilderness,
And streams in the desert plain."
http://wol.jw.org/en/wol/b/r1/lp-e/nwt/E/2013/23/35#h=949:0-952:0 (Isaiah 35:5,6)

New International Version
"The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance"
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+peter+3%3A9&version=NIV (2 Peter 3:9)

King James Bible
"And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Revelation-21-3_21-4/ (Revelation 21:3 - 21:4)

I figured that post would fly like a brick around here.

Chew on these heathen....
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Pray pardon my attitude, I suffer from pretty much the same thing Jonah suffered from. Y'all please repent from godlessness while you have the chance.....

Did you read the same article I did?

This article described interbreeding between several (at least 3) different sub-specie. They were obviously close enough to interbreed and produce viable offspring.

That's not that uncommon with closely related species. And these were closely related back at that time. Evidence of the survives in the Gene pool today.

Look, this was only 30,000 years ago. Some fragments of oral history extend back that far (although time gets pretty muddled in oral history).

This isn't the first scientific study that showed homo sapiens and neanderthal may have interbred. One wonders about whether this knowledge was passed down in legend and incorporated in ancient texts.

Oops...that'll teach me to try to cite the Book of Genesis off the top of my head. Make that "And, behold, it was very good." :-)

Churchgoer here. I already consider it socially and morally reprehensible to blame atheists for the world being screwed up. Frankly, the world was screwed up long before atheism was cool! And I'd add, some of my best friends are atheists.

Gingrich and Huckabee make a career out of thumping the Bible. To them I say: Matthew 6:5

You got the easy version of the quest:
Genesis Chapter 7:2-3
Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.
Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus_18

Genesis 19:36: "Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father."