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Why People Don't Live Past 114

kkleiner writes "Average life expectancy has nearly doubled in developed countries over the 20th century. But a puzzling part to the equation has emerged. While humans are in fact living longer lives on average, the oldest age that the oldest people reach seems to be stubbornly and oddly precisely cemented right at 114. What will it take for humans to live beyond this limit?"

916 comments

  1. Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.

    1. Re:Genesis 6:3 by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boring, wake me up when there's begetting and pause it for me if you can see tits.

    2. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So he owes us each six years? Can I choose which ones? I want 21-27 again. Thanks.

    3. Re:Genesis 6:3 by willaien · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, what was Jeanne Calment, a satanist?

      Also, why doesn't *everyone* live that long? God said they could!

    4. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's 5% tax

    5. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't 114. Not in any numbering system you could ever come up with is that 114.

    6. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother! (or sister)

    7. Re:Genesis 6:3 by g0bshiTe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      -1000 pts for mentioning "rational thought" in a place were a flame war can start over using a CLI vs a GUI.

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    8. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible also says that those who believe will be followed by signs like being immune to venom and poisonous drinks and will cast spirits out of people and stuff. How about I get you some cyanide and an Inland Taipan and we-- what's that? Oh yeah, don't put God to the test, right? If a hypothesis is not to be tested, keep it the f*** off slashdot. And biology? Have you read Genesis 30? The entire thing is a laughable piece of crap. That's why it deconverted me.

    9. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      But if you have a Christian loyalty card (sold at participating Churches), the tax is rebated with eternal afterlife! What a bargain.

    10. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      120 years? Wow... I'll be a christian now... I think I can catch up with the best Christians when I cry while I pray..

    11. Re:Genesis 6:3 by coinreturn · · Score: 1, Funny

      And the Lord sayeth, "sucketh the horse's cocketh, and drink the milk of the stallion. Feel now, the stallion's fruits, roll them around in your hands. You shalleth be granteth eternal life"

      -- Neuteronomy 69:420

      So that's why no one is granted eternal life.

    12. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Omegawar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well I wanted to die before I was 70. But I have a new goal. Live to 120 and a day by any means necessary.

    13. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bible verse by Anonymous Coward modded Informative... Obviously the Jehovah's Witnesses won the Wheel of Mod spin today.

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    14. Re:Genesis 6:3 by captainpanic · · Score: 5, Funny

      The earth must have rotated faster around the sun 6000 years ago. I guess the earth was more streamlined when it was still flat.

    15. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 0

      There is always room for fairy tales to bring a little color to the black and white of rational thought. Personally I prefer Battlestar Galactica to the bible.

    16. Re:Genesis 6:3 by grub · · Score: 1


      I LOL'd. Far more entertaining than the original fairy tale.

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    17. Re:Genesis 6:3 by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      What's with the rage? Even if you don't agree with it or are an atheist, religion is part of human culture and history and should at least be acknowledged and accepted as that.

    18. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is informative and interesting, and germane to the topic. Even if you don't hold the book in high regard.

    19. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....+5 informative?! Someone please tell me my browser's been hacked.

    20. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Considering Jeanne Calment lived to be 122, I'd say God needs to update his manual.

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    21. Re:Genesis 6:3 by AJH16 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just fast forward to Song of Solomon. It has plenty of tits for you.

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    22. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, this time the bible -a man-written book full of factual errors- offers correct insight into the nature of reality without the usual factual errors.

      I also sure hope this was quoted with a good degree of sarcasm, because 114 != 120. And if you want to believe a work like the bible, you might as well also believe the countless claims of people who said they had lived LONGER than 120 years... yea, there were quite a few of these, too. Not rarely people with some additional claims, like being a prophet or diety of sorts.

      That said, I think we'll beat the age record soon, again. We''re able to breed more and more (simple) organs with a specific being's own DNA now. If we can breed and attach them all ex post, those spare parts will bring many members of mankind to live happily and without health issues well beyond 120 years.

    23. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Gutboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Challenge excepted. Try base 1+10.908712114635714i

    25. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Gen 19:30-38 IIRC

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    26. Re:Genesis 6:3 by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Somehow I fell as though you are in outer space. What was the subject again. 114 years being the limit. Hell there was this 130 year old monk in China once.

    27. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't this about biblical wisdom, rather than knowledge amongst educated medieval people? According to the bible, the earth is still flat. It also has four corners, "ends", and more.

    28. Re:Genesis 6:3 by AdrianKemp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sold being the key word.

    29. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1, Informative

      Clearly, you fail metaphor.

      If you search to the ends of the Earth, I suspect you'll find someone who can elaborate on it. Until then, I suggest Job 26:7.

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    30. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Because when either Jeanne Calment had a mistake with her age recording or God was totally disproven, obviously God was totally disproven!

    31. Re:Genesis 6:3 by scubamage · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always liked the part where the dude (Lot) is raped by his daughters in a drunken incesty threeway. There's some hot XXX action in that there bible book.

    32. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like 21 six times... I got laid that year!

    33. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Jerslan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      His days shall be an hundred and twenty years. - "His days" are the days of man, not the individual, but the race, with whom the Lord still strives. Hence, they refer to the duration, not of the life of an individual, but of the existence of the race. From this we learn that the narrative here reverts to a point of time before the birth of Shem, Ham, and Japheth, recorded in the close of the preceding passage as there were only a hundred years from their birth to the deluge. This is according to the now well-known method of Scripture, when it has two lines of events to carry on. The former narrative refers to the godly portion of mankind; this to the ungodly remnant.

      Not forever will the Lord strive with man; but his longsuffering will still continue for one hundred and twenty years. Meanwhile he does not leave himself or his clemency without a witness. He sent Noah with the message of warning, who preached by his voice, by his walking with God, and also by his long labor and perseverance in the building of the ark. The doomed race, however, filled up the measure of their iniquity, and when the set number of years was accomplished, the overwhelming flood came.

      Taken in context of Genesis (as a whole) it would seem that "yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years" means something quite different.
      [Source]

    34. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe people lived this long sometimes in the past, someone noticed this and it became an interesting story. Later on somebody wrote it down, among other things, in a book called Genesis.

      It's not even necessary that people lived 120 years. Maybe it was far less, but as the story was transmitted orally, details were not kept correctly.

    35. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      that would be 1/2 of leviticus, and if you are not Baptist, the songs of solomon are good old bible porn.

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    36. Re:Genesis 6:3 by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      This section cracked me up.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment#Health_and_lifestyle

      Olive oil all over everything, and 2 lbs of chocolate a week. Now that's living!

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    37. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Only 5%? God must not be a democrat or a republican then.

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    38. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Shifty0x88 · · Score: 1

      Except the longest living person lived to 122 years old..... oops 1 woman got by G-d.... ooooOOOoo and G-d created her 2nd.... BURN!

    39. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually read his comment as it being spherical, but without modern structures erected all over the place causing wind resistance as it orbits the sun (I know, there is no atmosphere in space - hence the funny mod).

    40. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Troll

      That is not available to christians... it's available to catholics. Big difference.

      Only Catholic Papal Blessings(tm) are accepted by the LORD as admonisment for any and all sins.

      get one of those and you can go on a killing, robbing and raping spree for the rest of your life, and you can eat lunch on thursdays with Jesus.

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    41. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

      Awesome... I guess I'm going to live for ever then... ... and I was just doing it for fun- didn't even know about that passage in the bible.

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    42. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is "The Lord of the Rings", "Aesop's Fables", and a lot of other literature, but they aren't given so much attention and reverence as religious texts are.

    43. Re:Genesis 6:3 by batquux · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've had days that last a hundred and twenty years.

    44. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Shifty0x88 · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA, plus we are talking about the Bible aren't we?!?

    45. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw a vid where a chick did that once. We'll have to see if she lives forever.

    46. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Christian, however, unlike my "Christian Right" fellow Americans, I acknowledge that the Bible was written by humans, has a lot of parables that were never meant to be taken word-for-word literally, and I see no incompatibility between Biblical parables and modern science.

      I must say, however, that I've always found Genesis 6:3 quite fascinating, since the current world record for longevity is 122 years, up from someone who died at the age of 101 in 1631. While 120 years is not exact, it's quite close to the modern-day life world record.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_people_by_year_of_birth

    47. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      While that is often true of other very old people, if you actually clicked on the link, you would have found out that her birth date was very thoroughly confirmed.

      So yeah, God was off by 2 years. He's changed the rules before, so there's no reason he can't issue a new edict any time he wants.

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    48. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Shifty0x88 · · Score: 1

      What's with the rage? Even if you don't agree with it or are an atheist, religion is part of human culture and history and should at least be acknowledged and accepted as that.

      Agreed, however I do not have to agree that what was written is fact, merely that it was written and people did, and still do, follow it. It is an important book to people, but to me... it's just a fictional book.

      It was a part of history, think of the wars we fought in the name of G-d and the Bible... and how science was persecuted for.... well not being part of either G-d or the Bible. As well as the continuing fight over Israel.

      Think of all the terrorists that are brain-washed into thinking that killing themselves and a lot of other people is just and the right thing to do. Religion is doing great things for us all....

    49. Re:Genesis 6:3 by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, signed late-1800s birth certificate > ancient texts of obscure origin.

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    50. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a classic mistake to make in regards to that verse. The verse is referring to how many years will transpire before the flood actually takes place. If you do some maths with peoples' ages in Genesis, you'll eventually discover that the flood happens as soon as Methuselah dies 120 years later (and interestingly, his name means 'His death brings').

    51. Re:Genesis 6:3 by alex67500 · · Score: 2

      Only Catholic Paypal(tm) Blessings are accepted by the LORD

      There. FTFY.

    52. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave Slashdot now, and don't ever come back. We don't like your kind
      here, because we deal in rational thought, not fairy tales.

      Hey now, I'm about as atheist as you can get. I have no patience for magical thinking. I also have no patience for rudeness. Your ugly words are exactly the sort of thing I expect to hear from the worst sort of dogmatic religious asshole. Grow up.

    53. Re:Genesis 6:3 by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Could have sworn the protestant reformation had something to say about that practice.

    54. Re:Genesis 6:3 by allo · · Score: 1

      > Only electronic Paypal(tm) Blessings are accepted by the POPE
      FTFY

    55. Re:Genesis 6:3 by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Clearly, what was meant was that every person lives to exactly 120 years, not a day more or less, amirite?

    56. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh gee, I don't know. Getting laid 6 times? The excitement would kill me long before I reached 114.

    57. Re:Genesis 6:3 by allo · · Score: 1

      the golden book of emacs

    58. Re:Genesis 6:3 by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure he got modded troll for opening with a trollish statement.

      Not sure what school of logic you went to, that classifies ridicule as rational thought.

    59. Re:Genesis 6:3 by stating_the_obvious · · Score: 5, Informative

      Length of life (in years) dropped from 120 years to 114 years when the Romans added August to the Calendar...

    60. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Larryish · · Score: 2

      VIM kicks Libre Office in the ass.

    61. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anomalyst · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh joy, a never-ending wankfest surrounded by self-aggrandizing zealots.

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    62. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Well, there's Winkie country, Munchkin land, Quadling country and Gillikin land.

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    63. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anomalyst · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe he doesn't have a job, you insensitive clod.

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    64. Re:Genesis 6:3 by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      He's changed the rules before, so there's no reason he can't issue a new edict any time he wants.

      This has always been my answer, when people ask theological questions; "When you are making up stuff, you can make up whatever you want."

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    65. Re:Genesis 6:3 by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that nobody lives 120 years, meaning that this statement is about as factual as anything else in the bible.

    66. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GUIs only real use is for HD porn. Real work is done on the CLI.

    67. Re:Genesis 6:3 by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The Bible is full of rational thought, although now that the author is dead it probably won't be getting a third edition...

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    68. Re:Genesis 6:3 by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Give or take 6 years.

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    69. Re:Genesis 6:3 by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or Eze 23:20, if you swing the other way.

      The chances of a woman on slashdot seem slim :>

    70. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The earth must have rotated faster around the sun 6000 years ago. I guess the earth was more streamlined when it was still flat.
      No, but the day was several seconds shorter. The Earth's rotation slows down every year by a small amount.

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    71. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      That would indeed explain the lack of a viable "retirement plan".

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    72. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Dzimas · · Score: 4, Informative

      And Psalms 90:10 cheerfully pegs the number at 70: "The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away." Doesn't seem like a very reliable scientific text to me. ;)

    73. Re:Genesis 6:3 by willaien · · Score: 1

      It does give a specific upper limit, which some people passed, and having the upper limit different from some, but not others makes no sense from a design perspective.

    74. Re:Genesis 6:3 by sglewis100 · · Score: 5, Informative

      And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.

      Which has nothing to do with how long a human may live, but was a prophecy about the coming flood.

    75. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bingo, except that according to JW's beliefs, this text is about how long before the flood was to occur, not how long the lifespan of man would be.

      IAAJW
      (with mod points today)

    76. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      She's not a Man, baby!

    77. Re:Genesis 6:3 by GNious · · Score: 1

      wow, 26:7 ? I thought jobbing 8 hours per day, 6 days weekly, was bad!

    78. Re:Genesis 6:3 by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      Somehow I fell as though you are in outer space. What was the subject again. 114 years being the limit. Hell there was this 130 year old monk in China once.

      Not on wikipedia... I don't believe it.

    79. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'm a Christian, however, unlike my "Christian Right" fellow Americans, I acknowledge that the Bible was written by humans, has a lot of parables that were never meant to be taken word-for-word literally, and I see no incompatibility between Biblical parables and modern science.

      I must say, however, that I've always found Genesis 6:3 quite fascinating, since the current world record for longevity is 122 years, up from someone who died at the age of 101 in 1631. While 120 years is not exact, it's quite close to the modern-day life world record.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_people_by_year_of_birth

      And mighty strange considering it was written at a time when people lived to 50.

    80. Re:Genesis 6:3 by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Your post triggered a mental image of God flipping a giant space-coin with Lucifer over who got to nail Mary. Weird.

    81. Re:Genesis 6:3 by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... sounds like someone is angling for some new Crusades!

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    82. Re:Genesis 6:3 by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yea, it didnt use the words upper limit or even limit. Simply says "the length of a mans days shall be 120". If you try to look at it literally, it makes no sense, since when you say "the length of that wood is 5 feet" you dont mean "up to 5 feet", but that you are either giving an exact, or close approximation, of its size.

      Given that there arent any people who lived exactly 120 years that I can think of in the Bible, I think it is fair to say that it was an approximation of some kind that has been pretty accurate.

    83. Re:Genesis 6:3 by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And the best part:

      In 1965, aged 90 years and with no heirs, Calment signed a deal to sell her former apartment to lawyer Andre-Francois Raffray, on a contingency contract. Raffray, then aged 47 years, agreed to pay her a monthly sum of 2,500 francs until she died. Raffray ended up paying Calment the equivalent of more than $180,000, which was more than double the apartment's value. After Raffray's death from cancer at the age of 77, in 1995, his widow continued the payments until Calment's death.

    84. Re:Genesis 6:3 by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I know you are being funny, but the earth's rotation is actually slowing down.

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    85. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Church Of The SubGenius - "Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back!" heck of a deal at thirty dollars!

    86. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Peristaltic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't dump it all on religion- while religion is and has been a very popular excuse used for legitimizing brutality and stupidity, I would say that if Mankind didn't have religion as an excuse for brainwashing, fighting wars and brutalizing itself, it would have (and has) found something else... Nationalism, wealth (someone else's), race, you name it. Parts of humanity have always rationalized some justification for shitting on other parts of humanity. Religion just happens to be one of the more convenient vehicles.

    87. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      [shakes fist at moon]

      Curse you!!!!!!

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    88. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Socialist I'm guessing.

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    89. Re:Genesis 6:3 by voidphoenix · · Score: 5, Informative

      January and February were added to the calendar. July and August were just renamed, from Quintilis and Sextilis.

    90. Re:Genesis 6:3 by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      There are two "bases" that actually work: (120)_b = 114 where b = -1 +/- sqrt(115) ~= 9.72381 or -11.7238.

      For the curious, I'm using this definition of an irrational base. It's mildly entertaining to think through some of the properties of these systems. Wikipedia's base-phi article has a bit of detail, though note that it limits the "digits" to 0 and 1 to ensure (near-)uniqueness. I had to allow at least 0, 1, and 2 for (120)_b to be well-defined, but then there are infinite expansions using only 0 and 1 which equal (2)_b.

      If you allow the digits to be arbitrary rational numbers, you start exploring some field extension and Galois theory. Base pi then is quite pretty and enjoys a very strong uniqueness property, considering how free we are with our digits--any number with a finite representation in this system has only that one representation. Perhaps unexpectedly, this fact implies the impossibility of squaring the circle, since it is equivalent to the transcendence of pi, which is equivalent to pi being in an infinite dimensional field extension over the rationals, whereas the compass-and-straightedge-constructable lengths all lie in power-of-two (so finite) extensions..

    91. Re:Genesis 6:3 by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Well, considering it isn't intended to be a scientific text, I'd say that assessment is pretty well spot on.

      Although, I should note that the Psalms writer was talking about the current condition of mankind. IE: the average maximum life span at the time of the writing. More to the point, he was pointing out the shortness and fleeting nature of our lives, not trying to make a proclamation on the maximum time anyone might live. That seems obvious from the context.

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    92. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first glance that's what it seems to say, but those are really the years between when God gave Noah the command to build the ark and when the floods came.

    93. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Nah- democrat, republican, socialist- they would all have much higher than 5% tax rate.

      God must be Ron Paul! ... or... maybe not.

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    94. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "114 years ought to be enough for everybody." /God

    95. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Considering...

      a) Jeanne is not a "man"

      b) Per math, 120 has two significant digits, specifying a range through 125 years - 1 second

      c) Since it's stated as intended for God's own purposes, he could choose exceptions

      d) An erroneous record of age for this single proposed exception among billions is not statistically unlikely

      ...I'd say a "clarifying addendum", at most, might be called-for.

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    96. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But at least Empiric already has him working 110% of the hours each day. That's the modern American can-do attitude (for the lower classes).

    97. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Who said she was a man? The "his" in my comment was referring to God. I suppose I should have capitalized it to stick to Catholic convention.

      I don't buy your argument that 120 has two significant digits. The zero is significant. At the very least it is ambiguous, and so we get into issues of interpretation. At least He didn't say "No man shall live longer than two times the life of my favorite donkey plus the time it takes an egg to decay" or something.

      Her birth record is solid.

      Of course, once you start making things up, you might as well go whole hog. Since elsewhere it says that God can't be wrong, we'll just go with that. I mean, any attempt to use logic in theology can only lead to apostasy, so we should just stop.

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    98. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Just to generally note here on an advocacy level...

      That both interpretation A and interpretation B could be viable stances for a theist, would not make "neither A nor B" a viable stance for an atheist.

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    99. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you like 'em like clusters of grapes, that is.

    100. Re:Genesis 6:3 by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      actually it is a tenth for tithe

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    101. Re:Genesis 6:3 by maple_shaft · · Score: 2

      It does give a specific upper limit, which some people passed, and having the upper limit different from some, but not others makes no sense from a design perspective.

      It was a feature, not a bug. I am sure this will correct itself in Humanity 2.0, but if you are not patient enough for the end of times later this year you can always fix the problem yourself in the open source version, OpenHumanity.

    102. Re:Genesis 6:3 by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Whereupon Genesis goes on to rattle off a bunch more dudes who lived to ridiculous ages.

    103. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this informative?

      How is quoting a work of fiction informative.

      Slashdot, you are getting pretty fucking pathetic.

    104. Re:Genesis 6:3 by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Kinda kicks the whole infallible, omniscient thing out when god makes mistakes and changes his mind though.

    105. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Who said she was a man? The "his" in my comment was referring to God. I suppose I should have capitalized it to stick to Catholic convention.

      The verse stipulating the bound says "man" and "his". Strictly speaking, Jeanne's age would not be relevant to the specified set, per a direct reading. I assume it's a contradiction you're going for here.

      I don't buy your argument that 120 has two significant digits. The zero is significant. At the very least it is ambiguous, and so we get into issues of interpretation. At least He didn't say "No man shall live longer than two times the life of my favorite donkey plus the time it takes an egg to decay" or something.

      Okay, feel free not to buy how significant digits in specifying measurements according to math itself works. I'll continue to stick with math--and according to that, the zero is not significant. For it to be so, something indicating this would need to be present--such as "120.", or if you're objecting on notation grounds, something like "120 years and six months".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_figures

      Her birth record is solid.

      You verified it personally, and this is your unbiased conclusion? Many things look solid based on an error rate of billions-to-one against.

      Of course, once you start making things up, you might as well go whole hog.

      Being the only one "making things up" here, I'll take your word for it.

      And... the rest of your commentary was just silly, so I trust you don't need a rebuttal. You aren't faced with a circular bible-backing-the-bible argument here, you are faced with reality backing the bible.

      If you like, though, as noted elsewhere, this verse can also be interpreted as a countdown to "the flood". I'm guessing you'd not prefer that view, though.

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    106. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A year is a year, regardless of how many months are in it.

    107. Re:Genesis 6:3 by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Or Eze 23:20, if you swing the other way.

      Wow, Easy-E was more talented than I thought.

    108. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too bad not all of the protestant sects kept with that. It's mandatory in Mormonism, and at the very least strongly encouraged in many of the others. The mega churches apparently pressure the shit out of you to donate and to buy things from their stores. They may or may not outright say that you need to pay to get into heaven, but at the very least they'll ostracise you if you don't.

    109. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though that link is informational, it didn't take long to notice that it's clearly slanted towards claming that Islam/Quran is correct. Unless it were explicitly about the differences between Christianity and Islam, it's fairly irrelevant; worse when you realize the entire site is devoted to denouncing Christianity in favor of Islam. The only point I grant him is that a web site on the Internet does less physical harm than actual all-out wars Crusades-style.

      I'm atheist, but I still find religions' viewpoints as interesting, but flat out propoganda slandering one religion in favor of another just doesn't feel constructive.

    110. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The verse stipulating the bound says "man" and "his".

      It's clearly talking about the human race, and "his" is the English neuter pronoun. Some translations don't even use gender at all:

      New Living Translation (©2007)
      Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not put up with humans for such a long time, for they are only mortal flesh. In the future, their normal lifespan will be no more than 120 years."

      Being the only one "making things up" here, I'll take your word for it.

      If you think the bible represents the literal word of the lord, then I'm not the one taking someones word for it.

      If you like, though, as noted elsewhere, this verse can also be interpreted as a countdown to "the flood". I'm guessing you'd not prefer that view, though.

      I have absolutely no biblical scholarship background, so I can't comment. I can only say that this particular passage in the bible, taken literally and out of context, has been proven wrong. That tells me that I shouldn't take things out of the bible literally or out of context. If I have a question about the meaning of something in the bible, I'm going to ask a professional.

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    111. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't take anything in this discussion too seriously. When talking about religion, that leads to wars and other nasties. It all comes down to "what you believe", which you actually can't argue because there is no logic involved.

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    112. Re:Genesis 6:3 by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Or the BBC.

    113. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid can do terrible things by itself. But stupid + religion is its own bucket of fun.

    114. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I always liked the part where the dude (Lot) is raped by his daughters in a drunken incesty threeway. There's some hot XXX action in that there bible book.

      Please stop making stuff up. There was never a three-way.

    115. Re:Genesis 6:3 by houghi · · Score: 2

      My great aunt was 115. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel-Schipper

      My dad has her birth certificate. Also look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people

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    116. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Wow the pope must have been angered and unleashed his holy moderators upom me. I repent! Please taketh away the Troll moderation and bring me back into the light!

      Either that or Catholics dont have any sense of humor or their history. As this is exactly what they did during the Crusades.

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    117. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I can only say that this particular passage in the bible, taken literally and out of context, has been proven wrong.

      Ah well, absolutely not, though we've reached a fairly common point in argument, which tends to lead to very long threads, that being, someone implying that having -some- objection to -some- of a list of counterarguments demonstrates a refutation of the original point.

      In reality here, with how logic works, you'd need to refute -all- of them (including the notion that since God is specifying it for his purposes, he is free to allow exceptions that do not detract from that stated purpose, which you touched none at all) to have a claim such as "disproven" be other than a non-sequitur.

      This tends to be a rather tedious and pointless process of someone insisting that "since you haven't disproven me, I've disproven you", though, which I spare us both from in this case.

      The accuracy of the number, by someone who, to you, can only be a desert nomad who knew a few hundred people tops, with no internet to refer to for even present-day-for-him statistical data, is very notable in its correlation with billions of future people over thousands of years. If you feel it isn't notable, feel free to state your prediction for the next three thousand years, -with- the internet to advantage you with virtually all knowledge of all humanity as your starting point.

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    118. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Somebody+is+Grar · · Score: 1

      Convenient because, for most of them, you don't have to be born into it. You can have your fun and then "repent" at the last minute and voila! You're saved!

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    119. Re:Genesis 6:3 by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Wow, been here since the 90s and first time I've seen a bible quote be on topic and +5 Informative.

      Bravo, sir, and let no one ruin this with a Funny or Troll mod.

    120. Re:Genesis 6:3 by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Does that mean we can lash & nail Rand Paul to a piece of wood, then drag him through the streets?

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    121. Re:Genesis 6:3 by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      This passage is NOT referring to maximum human lifespan. It is a statement that is said exactly 120 years before the great flood. People always take it out of context, then point at the guy that lived for 120 years and 200 some days and go aha! Fun fact: according to the chronology given in Genesis Chapter 4 Methuselah (Noah's grandpa, oldest guy in the bible) died the year of the flood.

      The one verse vaguely referencing lifespan is Psalm 90:10 "The length of our days is seventy years--or eighty, if we have the strength; yet their span is but trouble and sorrow, for they quickly pass, and we fly away." (NIV) and it's not a hard limit as much as a general guide. And to be honest, even today after 80 years your warranty is pretty well expired. I bet you can't find very many people over 80 who are not being treated for *some* condition or another, the vast majority of which would be lethal without treatment.

    122. Re:Genesis 6:3 by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you fail to understand that all christian scriptures are both metaphor and pure fact.
      Whichever way is wished to be swayed is the direction it will take. In other words, intentionally vague.

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    123. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Indiana Jones quote,
      And take back one Kadan, to honor the Hebrew God

      Now you're back at 120 years old ;)

    124. Re:Genesis 6:3 by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      A very important principle in biblical interpretation, or as a matter of fact, for any ancient literature, is to pay attention to the context. The quoted verse is God's prelude to instructing Noah to build an ark. This was a huge project which took 120 years. In effect God was giving mankind another 120 years before he would send judgment. God never does anything without telling beforehand what he is going to do. (Genesis 18:17, Amos 3:7)

      After the flood, human lifespans gradually decreased from Methusalah's 969 years to a nominal 70 years.(Psalm 90:10, Isaiah 23:15). The current world average lifespan is 67.5 years. In spite of all the advances in modern medicine, the average human lifespan still is about that amount of time which God had written down in his word thousands of years ago.

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    125. Re:Genesis 6:3 by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Well I dunno after so many years time ceases to matter anyhow.

    126. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Creepy · · Score: 1

      You mean God with a big G because god with a little g implies there is more than one, and we seem to be talking about Christianity by the subject.

      And it is easy to explain - Satan changed the records to disprove God. I mean, heck, he did that with the dinosaurs and cave men and stuff, why not birth records?

      I'm just quoting what the Jehovah's Witnesses told me - it seems anything that proves an error in the Bible can be disproved by Satan's meddling.

    127. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... spoken 120 years before the flood?

    128. Re:Genesis 6:3 by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Well theres your problem, if you think Mormonism is related to protestantism at all.

      I mean, they dont even use the same texts, believe in the same God (that is, they believe who / what God is totally different than what we believe-- for one, they do not believe his being or station to be unique), believe in the same afterlife, or believe that our texts are accurate.

      As for mega churches, well, there are bad churches out there, liberal denominations, and gross heresies, all parading as historic christianity. Thats nothing new; there are still churches that hold to solid evangelical (in the original sense of the word) values.

      TL;DR just because that dude on late night TV claims that $20 will bring Christ into your life, doesnt make him christian.

    129. Re:Genesis 6:3 by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      My dog jumped up on the sofa. I have only one dog.

      There can be only one god. The lowercase indicates that the word is not a proper noun... i.e. god is not his name. The Christian penchant for capitalizing god seems to go along with their preference for capitalizing random words (for emphasis I assume).

      Lucky you - I wish a JW told me Satan can mess with the bible during one of the occasional conversations I have with them. Once you admit that the whole thing is questionable. Usually you have to be slightly cleverer than that to trap JWs in logical fallacies.

    130. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it sad that I thought there might actually be a "Neuteronomy 69:420" passage in the bible?

    131. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citing the fiction of delusional madmen as scientific evidence, while not new, is still a waste of time and space. Go back to your smoke-filled hut and await Jesus' return. I hear it's been nearly 2000 years so it must be any time now.

    132. Re:Genesis 6:3 by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      LOTR is what, 50 years old? Vs. the Bible... get my meaning?

    133. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Not really... Jeanne Calment wasn't a man. He didn't set any limits for women....

    134. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.

      So if we upgrade our bodies with cybernetics, modules, and attachments to the point where flesh is no longer present, then we will get the LORD's spirit full time?

    135. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Ragica · · Score: 1

      Then, what you're looking for is the Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. Lots and lots of tits. And scantily clad lady ninjas too. And it's actually a pretty good book, also. Believe it or not.

    136. Re:Genesis 6:3 by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2

      My wife was a loan officer at a bank that was popular with the local churches (small ones, mega ones, lots of them).

      It really puts a bit of a crimp in faith and ups your cynicism a few notches when you constantly here pastors talking about their profit margins and loss leaders like some CEO.

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    137. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Eze 23:20, if you swing the other way.

      The chances of a woman on slashdot seem slim :>

      I consider myself the exception to your rule.

    138. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Mortensen

    139. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when are we bringing Sextilis back?

    140. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Me thinks you are doing too literal a reading. It's pretty clear that man means "mankind" in context. If you Google for that chapter, many of the non-King-James translations steer clear of the masculine.

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    141. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeanne Louise Calment lived 122 years and 164 days. Your deity can't count.

    142. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      with how logic works

      Logic doesn't apply when discussing the supernatural. I'll try anyway - what exactly are you claiming the passage means? What scholar holds that to be the correct interpretation?

      If you feel it isn't notable, feel free to state your prediction for the next three thousand years

      I'm not claiming to have invented people.

      You are right that I skipped over some of the other arguments you made. I thought it polite not to make you read your own link describing significant digits as "ambiguous" when integers are used with a trailing zero and (obviously) no decimal. I'll give you an easy example: I say there are 99 hens and you say, no, there are 100. You do not mean that there are between 50 and 149 hens - you mean there are precisely 100.

      You verified it personally, and this is your unbiased conclusion?

      No, I allowed skeptics who obsess over such silly things like world records to do that. She has been thoroughly vetted. I have much more confidence in her birth year than I do that any particular English language verse in the bible correctly communicated the intent of the original author from 5000+ years ago, writing in some ancient language that probably (definitely?) did not have vowels.

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    143. Re:Genesis 6:3 by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Wow, a scientific answer to a Biblical reference.

      Only one problem: the science. Last time I looked (about sunset), the Earth did not rotate around the Sun, it revolved around it once in one year. It rotates about its own axis once per day.

    144. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LORD says a lot of stupid things.

    145. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Psalms 90:10 cheerfully pegs the number at 70

      If you go back for context, all the way to Psalms 90:9, you will see this is specifically in the context of those wandering in the wilderness. We now return you to your regularly scheduled dogma.

    146. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Logic doesn't apply when discussing the supernatural.

      Sorry, I don't have time to give you a basic Philo 101 understanding of what "logical" means. In one sentence, "logical" means non-fallacious inference from premises, and says absolutely nothing about what those premises may be.

      I'll try anyway - what exactly are you claiming the passage means? What scholar holds that to be the correct interpretation?

      I am contending that God is stating the position than man's destructive/sinful nature is such that he's going to put a time limit on the manifestation of the effects of that nature. One can conclude this is a judgment applying to "pre-flood" people, or to man's nature in general... for which the latter case would apply up until the present day.

      I'm not claiming to have invented people.

      Nice cop-out. If you think such a prediction is unremarkable, go ahead and make yours. I won't even hold you to the standard of the original author, that if anyone ever shows up older than your prediction, you agree to be put to death for a false claim to knowledge, in the original case, of God's supposed knowledge.

      I thought it polite not to make you read your own link describing significant digits as "ambiguous" when integers are used with a trailing zero and (obviously) no decimal.

      The third paragraph in makes clear what "52,000" and "52,000,000" mean in terms of the degree of specificity specified by the value.

      She has been thoroughly vetted. I have much more confidence in her birth year than I do that any particular English language verse in the bible correctly communicated the intent of the original author from 5000+ years ago, writing in some ancient language that probably (definitely?) did not have vowels.

      Fair enough. Only 3 counterpoints to go, then, to "disprove" the notion from your own viewpoint (leaving aside such areas where you are blatantly illogical), let alone mine.

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    147. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      What you say is of interest, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    148. Re:Genesis 6:3 by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      The manual is fine, its the people who interpret it wrongly who need to be updated.

      Genesis 6:3 most likely refers to 120 years as the remaining time before the flood would destroy them. nothing to do with the maximum age of anyone.

      If you want further evidence to back up your comment, just look in Genesis 11. Noah's sons lived much longer than 120, as did their sons...

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    149. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If you think such a prediction is unremarkable, go ahead and make yours.

      You are not arguing my point anymore - that the bible is wrong. You are arguing that the author of the bible is a better estimator of future ages than I am. I do not wish to have that argument, as it would take 5000 years to prove out either way.

      The third paragraph in makes clear what "52,000" and "52,000,000" mean in terms of the degree of specificity specified by the value.

      Keep reading:

      The significance of trailing zeros in a number not containing a decimal point can be ambiguous. For example, it may not always be clear if a number like 1300 is accurate to the nearest unit (and just happens coincidentally to be an exact multiple of a hundred) or if it is only shown to the nearest hundred due to rounding or uncertainty.

      Only 3 counterpoints to go

      You've got me confused - what are the 3 I haven't addressed satisfactorily?

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    150. Re:Genesis 6:3 by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Don't dump it all on religion- while religion is and has been a very popular excuse used for legitimizing brutality and stupidity, I would say that if Mankind didn't have religion as an excuse for brainwashing, fighting wars and brutalizing itself, it would have (and has) found something else... Nationalism, wealth (someone else's), race, you name it. Parts of humanity have always rationalized some justification for shitting on other parts of humanity. Religion just happens to be one of the more convenient vehicles.

      Heck, if you want you can bash people for having any religious affiliation - even kill them for it! Shall we blame this on religion, too?

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    151. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      The significance of trailing zeros in a number not containing a decimal point can be ambiguous.

      Let's save time by getting right down to the core of your problem. You do, or do not, understand that even if demonstrated, "can be ambiguous" gets you -absolutely nowhere- toward the bar you are setting for your argument, that of "disproven"?

      what are the 3 I haven't addressed satisfactorily?

      I initially named 4. You've addressed none of them satisfactorily, for the purposes of your own argument, in the same manner as above. You've specified what "satisfactory" would be, right here, all by yourself. Nothing you have said approaches the -refutation- that would be required, not for one counterargument of which you've refuted none, but -all- of them, to reach the bar of your own claim. This isn't merely me saying this, this is the well-established-by-all-of-Western-Philosophy logical criteria for what you yourself have framed as the suggested conclusion, once we start using "logical" in a meaningful fashion.

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    152. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply says "the length of a mans days shall be 120". If you try to look at it literally ...

      But you're not looking at it literally, you are looking at it in translation. What it says literally is: wehau jamain me'ah we`esherim shanah (Sorry about the poor transliteration, but Heb chars don't seem to work here).

      Given the characteristic grammatical ambiguities of classical Hebrew it is a mistake to speak of "literal" readings of Genesis, a fortiori when attempting to gaze through the mud of translation. However, I think you will agree that the original Hebrew strongly implies that 120 years is an upper limit.

    153. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you fail metaphor.

      If you search to the ends of the Earth, I suspect you'll find someone who can elaborate on it. Until then, I suggest Job 26:7.

      For us atheists who don't know the Bible chapter and verse:

      "He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing."

      I think you could get that to mean a lot of different things. If the earth is hanging, it could easily be like a wall hanging, i.e. flat. I don't see that this verse implies that the earth is spherical at all.

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    154. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's a Biblical scholar who will now post that the Hebrew word translated as "year" in English actually equates to 1.63 years, and therefore this should read "the days of our years are one hundred and fourteen" proving again the unfailing scientific accuracy of the Bible.

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    155. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      -1000 pts for mentioning "rational thought" in a place were a flame war can start over using a CLI vs a GUI.

      At least both CLIs and GUIs exist.

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    156. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure he got modded troll for opening with a trollish statement.

      Not sure what school of logic you went to, that classifies ridicule as rational thought.

      Why is it trollish to ridicule the ridiculous? If he'd been mocking Islam he'd have probably got +5 insightful from the rightwing retards who appear to be watching over and modding this thread.

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    157. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      What's with the rage? Even if you don't agree with it or are an atheist, religion is part of human culture and history and should at least be acknowledged and accepted as that.

      As an atheist I am perfectly happy to study the Bible as literature, myth and in terms of its historicaland sociological impact. What I am not prepared to do is to accord it any more intrinsic truth value than the Koran, Paradise Lost or the Divine Comedy.

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    158. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And the Lord sayeth, "sucketh the horse's cocketh, and drink the milk of the stallion. Feel now, the stallion's fruits, roll them around in your hands. You shalleth be granteth eternal life"

      -- Neuteronomy 69:420

      So that's why no one is granted eternal life.

      Oral I could deal with as a one off, but backdoor action is right out of the question.. There was a guy somewhere who got buggered to death by a horse, and I mean in the news, not the Bible.

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    159. Re:Genesis 6:3 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think the criticism is that if religion can't help in preventing people shitting on other people, it's a bit fucking pointless, and if it actively encourages more shitting then it would be better to abandon it entirely.

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    160. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The chances of a woman on slashdot seem slim :>

      I consider myself the exception to your rule.

      And so, do you have a phone number?

    161. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Let's save time by getting right down to the core of your problem. You do, or do not, understand that even if demonstrated, "can be ambiguous" gets you -absolutely nowhere- toward the bar you are setting for your argument, that of "disproven"?

      The ancients did not have a base-10 system of math. They counted, one at a time, and used an abacus or some other counting method to arrive at a number. The rules of base-10 significance have no bearing here. In Hebrew the system was sort of like Roman numerals: the word Qof would be 100 and the words Kaf Geresh would mean 20. It was quite primitive, and suggesting an advanced concept like significance is showing a strong modern bias.

      well-established-by-all-of-Western-Philosophy logical criteria

      LOL, OK. You are still trying to apply logic to a discussion of the supernatural, and I'm not bored yet so why not?

      I've already addressed point (a) - the passage is gender neutral and is referring to mankind, not the masculine. I referred you to translations other than King James which make this clear.

      Point (b) I addressed above.

      Point (d) is addressed in the Wikipedia article - her age is not in question.

      So the only remaining point is (c), for which you have not provided anything to back up you assertion. I have nothing to go on here, nothing to argue, logically or otherwise. What biblical scholar are you getting this from so I can read up on the reasoning?

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    162. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was, "four score years and 10".

      Unless you're a prophet, of course.

      Or the child of a prophet.

      That's 4 rules, anyone know any others?

    163. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think you are right, it looks like "man" means mankind and not a person of the male persuasion. It also looks like scholars (specifically Barnes) think that this passage is a countdown to the flood and not an upper age limit.

      I was just having fun with it - anyone who thinks that the bible is predictive needs to turn in their geek card.

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    164. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Here, I'll give you an automatic answer for (c). The scholar is Barnes, Clark, Gill, et al. There are dozens, and they all seem to agree that 120 years is an ultimatum - a countdown to the flood.

      So I am wrong, you win on point c, even if I had to do the legwork :)

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    165. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      The ancients did not have a base-10 system of math

      This makes no difference, and if anything makes my argument stronger due to less formalized precision. It is not unclear, significant digits or not, that "5 million votes" does not specifically exclude "5,000,001" or "5,000,120". Further, being from a divine source who would be aware of future time periods, we can expect prophecies to be translatable into current conventions and still hold true.

      (a) - the passage is gender neutral and is referring to mankind, not the masculine.

      That is your grammatical interpretation, not the sole demonstrated one, which is again required for your own claim. If the verse read, "My spirit will not contend with man forever, due to all the bloodshed he participates in..." would you still be as confident it is definitely not the case that males were specifically being referenced, regardless of using the same pronouns? The original Hebrew here uses "adam", the same as used for the specific male human, and Hebrew is actually the form of reference for evaluating potential subtleties of meaning.

      You are still trying to apply logic to a discussion of the supernatural

      Really, take that Philo 101 course. You simply apparently don't know what "logical" means. "Only material objects exist, therefore Obama will get re-elected" is illogical. "God exists, therefore he can act in the world" is logical. It makes absolutely no difference whether someone believes in anything supernatural at all for the first to be, factually illogical, and the second, factually logical. Logic addresses -only the inferences between premises-, and has -nothing to say about which premises are correct-. To argue for the correctness of premises, you need to go to some -other- methodology or source, such as empiricism.

      Point (d) is addressed in the Wikipedia article - her age is not in question.

      Neat. Watch this. I'm questioning it. It is, therefore, by definition "in question". You've yet to provide any rationale why you do not feel it possible that whatever (unspecified, handwaving at links is not an argument) reasons you have to make your conclusion, could not reasonably have a 1-in-a-billion error rate. Birth certificates certainly would have far more than that.

      So the only remaining point is (c), for which you have not provided anything to back up you assertion.

      It's "backed up" by the direct words of the verse. God is making this limitation for the direct purpose of limiting the damage caused by man's lifetime. In the case of someone who is -not- causing such damage, or clearly is causing more good than bad, or for myriad other reasons (including the amount of pro-theism posting her life has indirectly caused at this very moment), there is no reason he could not make an exception.

      What biblical scholar are you getting this from so I can read up on the reasoning?

      You have me here, and I am sufficient. Address what's in front of you. We're still at zero refuted, all 4 needed, for your "disproven".

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    166. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are correct on point c - I did your work for you. See my follow up.

      As for your other points:

      Further, being from a divine source who would be aware of future time periods, we can expect prophecies to be translatable into current conventions and still hold true.

      Invoking magic is not logical. I was trying to keep this logical, but I told you that wouldn't work!

      "God exists, therefore he can act in the world" is logical

      Logical, but renders any further logic useless, since you can keep invoking magic. I refuse to concede that magic exists, which makes logical arguments dependent on magic very difficult, doesn't it? When you say, "a divine source who would be aware of future time periods" - let me stop you right there, because I didn't concede that point. Similarly, if you try to use modern significant digit theory on a text that predates anything besides simple counting, I'm going to stop you right there. They had words that could express approximations and yet the author did not use them. They were giving a 120-year ultimatum to the human race. Not 121, not 119 - 120 years. They had words for the other two. There was no concept of zero at all - it is a happy accident that 120 happens to end in zero. Express it in another number system and the whole significant digit issue goes away.

      120 in hexadecimal is 78. So if we had adopted hex instead of dec and the bible was translated to "78 years", would you still be claiming that the 8 wasn't significant?

      That is your grammatical interpretation, not the sole demonstrated one, which is again required for your own claim.

      No, instead of pulling things out of my ass I actually looked that one up, and the scholars uniformly agree that this is referring to "mankind".

      Neat. Watch this. I'm questioning it. It is, therefore, by definition "in question".

      Wow, yet you lecture me on logic? It is not in question by anyone who matters - how's that? You've done no research yet you shit on the work of those who actually did. That's not very intellectually honest and I'm starting to have less fun. Put up some kind of actual evidence to the contrary and stop playing silly semantic word games.

      1-in-a-billion error rate. Birth certificates certainly would have far more than that.

      Care to guess on the error rate in the bible? Let's see - original texts long lost, hand transcribed for 5000 years or so, translations done by people of varying skill levels, hundreds of differing modern editions.

      But forget all that - you just gave me 1-in-a-billion odds that I'm incorrect on this point. I'll take that. I'm not infallible like the magic man you invoked earlier to "win" point (a).

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    167. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.

      France Jeanne Calment F 21 February 1875 4 August 1997 122 years, 164 days

    168. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      When you say, "a divine source who would be aware of future time periods" - let me stop you right there, because I didn't concede that point.

      Feel free to stop any time you like. What you "concede" has absolutely nothing to do with how the verse it to be interpreted and the age-value given. You need to get over the idea that "me objecting to something = me proving my original claim correct by disproving your counterarguments". It doesn't. I have given a logical inference within the context at hand, the accuracy I've specified is a valid interpretation of the accuracy specified by the verse. You now need to disprove this. It is getting extremely tedious to have this endlessly drawn out with you getting nowhere near what you need to make your point, and I don't know, dazing yourself into thinking "I'm still objecting to stuff" is getting you anywhere with proving the stance you yourself have made.

      They had words that could express approximations and yet the author did not use them.

      No, the accuracy offered is the accuracy given. This is the same basic argument as has been claimed saying the OT writers didn't know what "pi" is because the didn't stop the bible to begin printing an endless sequence of numbers to "accurately" specify the irrational number. There is no reason to think "120 years" is anything other than absolutely correctly specified, as a matter of statistics, with one (possible) statistical outlier among billions. How would you "more accurately" write the text? "His days shall be 122 years, seven months, four days, nine hours, and 32 seconds"? No, that's simply not necessary. You have the numbers. If you say it should have been stated better, state how you'd state it. "120 years", like is -always- the case, significant digits or no, single outlier ever or no, conveys actuality of what we observe.

      120 in hexadecimal is 78. So if we had adopted hex instead of dec and the bible was translated to "78 years", would you still be claiming that the 8 wasn't significant?

      This is dumb. We are talking about accuracy expressed by a given specification. If the verse said "122 years", then yes, I would consider that to mean to the year. If it said, "precisely 120 years", I would conclude the same. If it said, "120 years and one month", I would consider that to be precise to the month. This is not complicated, does not require present-day mathematical formalisms, and hex code has nothing to do with it.

      That's not very intellectually honest and I'm starting to have less fun.

      This isn't fun? It's nothing compared to the Darwinian fun we will be having...

      My statement is precisely "intellectually honest". I consider it easily, on the very face of it, possible that this statistical outlier is in error at the billion-to-one probability the context of billions of cases of human lives simply is. That's the baseline reasonable position, which you've done nothing to question.

      Care to guess on the error rate in the bible? Let's see - original texts long lost, hand transcribed for 5000 years or so, translations done by people of varying skill levels, hundreds of differing modern editions.

      Entirely irrelevant to the point at hand. That the number could conceivably have been specified in error has nothing to do with what the number is, and its correspondence to reality. There isn't even the -possibility- of a rational point on your part here.

      But forget all that - you just gave me 1-in-a-billion odds that I'm incorrect on this point

      No, the odds are not unreasonable that an age error, by any means of "vetting", could have been made using that vetting with actual rate we see in reality--billions to one. Switching words around randomly to say something other than what the situation and argument is, doesn't do anything for you.

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    169. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      This is not complicated, does not require present-day mathematical formalisms, and hex code has nothing to do with it.

      Hex code has everything to do with it. The ancients only had integers and fractions. I used hex code because I assumed you were a geek and would understand the analogy. Pick any base you like: 8, 9, it doesn't matter. The point is that in 3000 BC the number "120" would not be written with a zero, and the zero is crucial to your argument. The closest analog for most of us is Roman numerals. 120 would be CXX. Note that any discussion about significant digits is now silly, as the concept cannot exist within Roman numerals.

      Does that make sense now?

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    170. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      "The point is that in 3000 BC the number "120" would not be written with a zero, and the zero is crucial to your argument"

      No, it is irrelevant to my argument--at most, it's relevant to the suggested scenario that it would remain applicable by virtue of God making it applicable over various times and coding systems. It seems clear there was never a time in history, in any language or numerical coding system, where saying, say, "there's a thousand soldiers over there" or "there's 1000 soldiers over there" means it was not understood that the actual count could be 1012. Significant digits formalizes the approximation--the fact an approximation can be present in such a statement has always been the case.

      And once again, it's Hebrew, not Roman numbers, that would be referenced for the statement and its context.

      "Because there is no symbol for zero, this will cause ambiguity in some cases."

      http://smontagu.org/writings/HebrewNumbers.html

      I trust this time you understand the implications of "ambiguity" toward your "disproven".

      Again, the above as one branch of an ever-growing tree that you need to refute all of for your "disproven". Right now, you're actually going backwards as the thread continues. Don't say I didn't warn you earlier.

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    171. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if it actually said 114 years, I'd be scared!

    172. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always take hormones and grow a pair of your own or have them implanted. Just think, you'd be the envy of everyone, cause you'd have all the toys even Barbie doesn't have!

    173. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excepted? Accepted...

    174. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I trust this time you understand the implications of "ambiguity" toward your "disproven".

      That's a good link, but you didn't really read it. Ancient Hebrew only went to 499. If you wanted bigger numbers, you just kept adding Tav. This discussion about ambiguity is when you start trying to express larger numbers, which is not germane to our discussion about 120, which is below the limit of where you need to start getting ambiguous. I only used Roman numerals to show you that the number 120 only has a zero in it by chance - that there was no concept of zero. If God was being lazy, which appears to be your thesis, then I suppose he could have meant "I'll come back and kill you all if you don't shape up in approximately 120 years." But it seems odd that the omnipotent being wouldn't know exactly, to the minute, how long it would take to come back.

      Also silly that he gave them any time at all, since he obviously knew that they weren't going to comply. Should've just smote them right there on the spot - but it doesn't make for as good a story.

      Right now, you're actually going backwards as the thread continues.

      I forced you to change your argument. Before you were claiming significant digits, which of course you can't do anymore. So you've changed to claiming that God said 120, but he really meant "approximately" 120. That's a nice thesis, but you haven't backed it up with anything other than your own musings on the matter. I agree that your argument is logical - after all, it might very well be true that people even back then would have said "a thousand soldiers" or something like that and not meant an exact count. Then again, they might have had other words for approximate quantities. Not being a scholar of ancient Hebrew, I can't really say. But I'm certainly not going to just assume that they did. If you have some evidence to back your claim, by all means, provide it and we can move on. I've already conceded that the verse was misused in my joke, so I have nothing riding on this.

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    175. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So you made me curious and I looked into it. It seemed some words were used commonly as rough approximations.

      This book claims that 5, 10, 40, 50, 100, and 1000 all were frequently used as approximate quantities. It does not mention 120, but it doesn't rule it out, either. I can't find any scholar claiming that 120 is an approximate number - but maybe you'll do better.

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    176. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I forced you to change your argument. Before you were claiming significant digits, which of course you can't do anymore. So you've changed to claiming that God said 120, but he really meant "approximately" 120.

      You have... strange perceptions of discussion. I absolutely can, and do, still "claim" significant digits, for precisely the same reasons of God with his foreknowledge making that applicable to present-day math conventions. I also "claim" my stance is viable even without any reference to significant digits. This is also true.

      This is going to be a long thread. In reality, you now have two subpositions stated on my stance with regard to this particular topic, neither of which have you refuted, and you think you are -closer- to "disproven". No.

      Overall, with the expansions I've made on alternate possibilities of interpretation, all of which remain viable, you are now at about 20 different individual positions you must all refute to get to your objective. Do people usually miss this in arguments you usually have, and just follow a "whoever gets in the last word wins" notion?

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    177. Re:Genesis 6:3 by haruchai · · Score: 1

      She also drank a lot of red wine and didn't quit smoking until she was 118 - somebody call the American Cancer Society.

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    178. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Try this. You asked for a "scholar", here's a Rabbi on the subject of approximation.

      http://ohr.edu/ask_db/ask_main.php/287/Q1/

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    179. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the old testament they counted age in moon cycles not rotations of the Earth. So 120 bible years is 10 modern years.

    180. Re:Genesis 6:3 by N1CK3Y · · Score: 0

      It's a trap!

    181. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's great! Now we're getting somewhere. It seems the bible is pretty imprecise.

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    182. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I also "claim" my stance is viable even without any reference to significant digits. This is also true.

      Indeed, but you can't deny that it is a change of tactic for you. Significant digits are meaningless in the context of 5000 years ago, with a baseless counting system.

      The good news is that your new tactic is a better one. You might actually get somewhere by arguing that the bible uses a lot of approximations - because it indeed does. Easier to be right that way.

      So let's give you that the bible might be fairly consistently imprecise - but that's a far cry from your original statement that "Per math, 120 has two significant digits, specifying a range through 125 years - 1 second". Given the nature of the ancient Hebrew number system, leaving it at twenty precision might or might not mean that God was being lazy and didn't stick another Hebrew letter on there. So he could have meant "around" 120. Cool, let's move on.

      I think we've covered that God was not talking about men, but of the human race, so we are past (a). If God is stingy with a single Hebrew letter, (b) is covered. Hey, who can guess at his plan, right? The only person in the world objecting to Jeanne's age is you, so I'd like to move past (d). That leaves us with (c).

      (c) Since it's stated as intended for God's own purposes, he could choose exceptions

      Not sure what you are getting at, but if you mean that God can do anything he wants because its his damn book, I think we can just leave it at that.

      I already conceded that my joke wasn't all that funny, since I was referring to an AC who took a quote from the bible out of context. I assumed the context was correct, which it wasn't. So this is all just academic.

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    183. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Significant digits are meaningless in the context of 5000 years ago, with a baseless counting system.

      No, they are NOT. Should we choose to focus on the prevalent system of the time of the prophetic statement, then this statement would apply--there is no necessity to do so given the nature of prophecy and translation of it. -Even though- that alternate line of argument has been thoroughly addressed, there is no reason to not conclude that an omnipotent deity could structure his prophetic statements and reality itself such that as human history unfolds, the statement will remain directly appropriately rendered under all future numerical systems, present as of the time, and all those to come. This is not -necessary- for my argument, but I in no way retract this position. Should this argument continue in a way that demonstrates I should, then the general notion of approximation as fully refutes your notion (along with many other refutations along other lines of argument in this thread) as my significant figures one does.

      "Any response constitutes reversal of your previous statements" is another trailer-park argument strategy I strongly advise you take some formal philosophy to cure yourself of.

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    184. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I think we've covered that God was not talking about men, but of the human race, so we are past (a). If God is stingy with a single Hebrew letter, (b) is covered. Hey, who can guess at his plan, right? The only person in the world objecting to Jeanne's age is you, so I'd like to move past (d). That leaves us with (c).

      This will have to be split into two, since your persistently, and apparently deliberately, disingenuous discussion approaches are annoying me into stopping my response with the first blatantly-wrong statement, which, I suppose, is the best you can hope for here. But, to be more thorough:

      I think we've covered that God was not talking about men, but of the human race, so we are past (a).

      You may feel you have "covered" it, but you did not in any way do so meaningfully. There is no reason from the text to conclude God -must- have meant both men and women when saying "man". The original Hebrew, if anything, directly suggests otherwise. You had zero response to using "man" and "his" in a very-similar sentence where it would be absolutely clear that men specifically are being addressed, contrary to you hinging your interpretation on what you merely assert is a gender-neutral usage with no demonstration of this. If you finally do this, we can start on all the other subpoints you need for "disproven".

      If God is stingy with a single Hebrew letter, (b) is covered. Hey, who can guess at his plan, right?

      Try a statement with some content here. Vague sarcasm isn't it.

      The only person in the world objecting to Jeanne's age is you, so I'd like to move past (d).

      Factually disproven with about 10 seconds worth of googling.

      http://z3.invisionfree.com/The_110_Club/index.php?showtopic=3663&st=0

      That leaves us with (c).

      No, it doesn't, but if it did, your following incoherent rambling wouldn't address that one, either. God can do anything he wants, including have exceptions to what is unquestionably, merely by you reading the words, stated as being done for his own purposes. Given that being the case, -having many more- living outside of the timeframe would still not "disprove" it given what the statement actually is and implies. It simply the case that the facts pose you much more of a challenge (which you still evade, still waiting for your prediction) than you are willing to admit, as evidenced by your twists of evasion and continuing to hope that if you can successfully counterargue anything, anywhere (which you persistently don't succeed at even at that basic level) will demonstrate that "disproven" that just keeps getting farther and farther away as you ignore or poorly address point after point, -any of which- destroys your claim. A few more posts of you failing to see this, or seeing it and just deciding to lie, max, for me.

      And, zero down of about 20 now, but who's counting?

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    185. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      It seems, rather, your statement is not pretty, but very, stupid.

      Hey, what's pi? I mean, the numeric value. I know you'd have no actual reason here to specify it precisely, but do go ahead and do so anyway. I know you don't want to be an imprecise person.

      Just the exact value, thanks. Start typing.

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    186. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Pi is irrational. It is a ratio, not a number.

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    187. Re:Genesis 6:3 by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.

      We know that the biblical calendar changed multiple times. At one time, each full moon was considered a year, So living 960 years with 37 new moons every three years, calculates to about 77 of our counting. At some time the calendar switched to counting rainy season to rainy season (spring and fall). If you lived to 129 (60 today), you were the exception.

      Now longevity is expecting an average livespan to 80 and beyond. Would I want to expire when my life's love does?

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    188. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      contrary to you hinging your interpretation

      That's where your argument is all wrong - it is not "my" interpretation. I am not a biblical scholar, nor are you. I pointed you at several biblical scholars whose interpretation was that this was a passage. Go to this page, scroll past the translated verses, and there are interpretations from dozens of scholars. They all say the same thing - man is being used to refer to the human race. If you have a credible alternate interpretation, by all means share it. Otherwise, let's close this.

      Try a statement with some content here. Vague sarcasm isn't it.

      If you need it spoon fed, here it is: The passage in question contains the hebrew letter that also means "one-hundred" followed by the Hebrew character that also means "twenty". You could interpret this in two ways: 1. The author meant 120 - exactly 120, and did not qualify it as "exactly". 2. The author meant "about 120", and the reason for being ambiguous is unknown. I've conceded that either is a possibility, and I'm not sure why you keep coming back to this.

      You don't like my skepticism that the all-knowing, all-mighty wonder being is being deliberately ambiguous when he clearly must know the exact answer. Fair enough, but that's a separate discussion.

      Factually disproven with about 10 seconds worth of googling.

      Oh my, did you catch me in a bit of hyperbole??? GASP! LOL, let me know when you find someone who has actually looked into it, rather than someone (like yourself) musing about it on a message board.

      God can do anything he wants

      I know we'd get to that! LOL. No, he can't because he doesn't exist. Now we're at an impasse until one of us proves or disproves a supernatural entity. Oh, well - ain't religion a bitch?

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    189. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      No, they are NOT.

      Yes, they ARE. LOL.

      OK, smart guy - explain to me the rules for significant digits in the Hewbrew counting system. I'd love to know how you apply the modern system of significant digits to a counting system without decimals and without a zero.

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    190. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, directly factually wrong once again... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_that_%CF%80_is_irrational ...see the second and third words, but in general terms, it does share the same issues with giving a non-approximate numerical expression as, say, a precise time of death.

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    191. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of explaining this to you. -The prophecy-, by the very nature of what a "prophecy" is (and, per usual, this requires only acceptance of the reality of definitions on your part, not acceptance of the supernatural), can be considered both in terms of the time of original statement and to the future to which it applies. Giving a value of "120" accurately captures the future reality both in the original language -and- in the future numerical system to which it will be translated. Saying it that way, rather than "122 and six months", is -precisely- the type of prescient decision a future-seeing God could be expected to choose, apart from all the -other- reasons you've been provided.

      And, I am now done with you.

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    192. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      is -precisely- the type of prescient decision a future-seeing God could be expected to choose

      That is EXACTLY the problem I'm having with your argument - it supposes a supernatural actor. You may be using logic, but your logic all derives from a supernatural author. Without a supernatural author, it is absurd to assume that he can have knowledge of future numeric systems.

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    193. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Are you putting me on? I say "pi is irrational" and you say I'm wrong and then link me to a site describing pi as irrational?

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    194. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Your issues may be deeper than I thought. Refer to whichever of you posted these words recently.

      not a number.

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    195. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      The context of the argument -presumes- a supernatural actor, and hence, all statements within in it presume such. They can be evaluated on logical terms -whether or not- the premise of a supernatural actor is accepted. That is the very premise at hand in the discussion, and all arguments -within- such a presentation, by the person asserting it, asserting that need only be logically consistent with that premise. Whether you accept it or not, has nothing to do with the veracity of the argument.

      Really, take that Philo 101 course. It will become quickly apparently why -all- your habitual responses of the nature of "addressing" a detailed, internally-consistent argument as to, say, "Socrates drank the hemlock because of the philosophical and political reasons of..." with "Maybe Socrates didn't exist! Ha!" is nothing more that demonstration one is an uneducated dilettante in formal argument.

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    196. Re:Genesis 6:3 by nobodie · · Score: 1

      As well as a story, fact checked a hundred years ago by a Chinese governement official, about a man who lived to be @250 years old. True or not, the records still exist and his great great great grandkids knew him.

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    197. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Goodness gracious, way to take a snippet out of context. Of course it can be partially numerically expressed, but it is not simply a number with some fixed precision. It is a ratio, and it is irrational. I think it is pretty clear that I know what pi is

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    198. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The context of the argument -presumes- a supernatural actor, and hence, all statements within in it presume such. They can be evaluated on logical terms -whether or not- the premise of a supernatural actor is accepted.

      Nonsense - we are discussing a phrase in a book. Just because many claim the book is written by a supernatural author does not mean that our discussion starts at that point. In fact, I presume that the author was a regular human with no special gift to see the future.

      Really, take that Philo 101 course.

      You keep saying that, as if I don't understand how to make a logical argument. Yet you are starting a supposed logical argument with an assumption of magic powers.

      "Maybe Socrates didn't exist! Ha!"

      Which is exactly your argument for Jeanne's age. You put out some hypothetical about her birth records not being sound, despite numerous other people investigating the matter thoroughly, and then you have the gall to present as evidence some other guy on some other message board pondering the same question without any evidence. Rebutting other people's hard work and investigative findings with suppositions is just not a solid basis for a logical argument.

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    199. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Good dodge. Now explain to (others, I could care less) how an irrational number isn't a number.

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    200. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Again, though you continue to drop context, I said, and only require for my position (that subpoint of the 20 you hope to get to in your dreams), that the methodology by which we evaluate Jeanne be accurate with a billion-to-one ratio. If the absolutely most skilled, most honest, most knowledgable, evaluators in existence can beat that error ratio, they need to at minimum be given the top position at the NSA, with a corresponding raise. I have said nothing to denigrate their skills.

      Enough of this. Enough of your evasion.

      The next -hundred years-, then, of the maximum lifespan of man, stipulating for discussion the possibility in -every single point under discussion- to the -interpretation most advantageous to you-, with you starting with all statistical knowledge of all humanity at your fingertips, as opposed to that nomad with nothing, doing the same for a future 3000 years.

      Your requirements are, relatively, nothing by comparison. Seriously, put up or shut up.

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    201. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And... to be sure you don't forget, as we stipulate absolutely every debatable point in the discussion, for now, to make it as absolute as easy as possible for you: Within. Two. Years.

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    202. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is not simply a number with some fixed precision.

      Actually, it is a number, a "real" number that is a constant fixed value. The fact that it is not simply expressible in our number system is unimportant.

      It is a ratio, and it is irrational. I think it is pretty clear that I know what pi is

      If that had been clear, no one would have questioned you!

    203. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Thanks for restating what I just said. It is not simply a number. It cannot be expressed precisely by any number system. Asking me to do the impossible does not prove anyone's point.

      Is the point of this thread to just make me type until I make a satement that could be construed as a minor error?

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    204. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      (I'm replying to all your posts with this one, since you have done three responses)

      Good dodge. Now explain to (others, I could care less) how an irrational number isn't a number.

      It wasn't a dodge. You asked me to do something that was impossible. I can't express pi as a (regular) number, and you know that. It is irrational. To clarify: I wasn't saying that pi isn't a number - I was saying that it is an insufficient definition. It is not the same beast as a simple quantity.

      Again, though you continue to drop context, I said, and only require for my position (that subpoint of the 20 you hope to get to in your dreams), that the methodology by which we evaluate Jeanne be accurate with a billion-to-one ratio. If the absolutely most skilled, most honest, most knowledgable, evaluators in existence can beat that error ratio, they need to at minimum be given the top position at the NSA, with a corresponding raise. I have said nothing to denigrate their skills.

      What in the world are you talking about? Odds are very good that her age is known and accurate. I've already granted you that there is some slim chance that her age is inaccurate. If that number is 1:100, then my chances of being right are exactly the reciprocal: 1000:1. I'll take that, since it means I'm a lot more likely to be right than you are.

      The next -hundred years-, then, of the maximum lifespan of man, stipulating for discussion the possibility in -every single point under discussion- to the -interpretation most advantageous to you-, with you starting with all statistical knowledge of all humanity at your fingertips, as opposed to that nomad with nothing, doing the same for a future 3000 years.

      You keep egging me into some pissing competition for prediction of the future - and we wouldn't even know the outcome for 100 years? What are you trying to accomplish? I have never claimed any predictive powers - in fact I claim the opposite: no one has ever provided any evidence of any predictive powers that meets any kind of scientific rigor. But now you have us WAAAAY of on a tangent.

      And... to be sure you don't forget, as we stipulate absolutely every debatable point in the discussion, for now, to make it as absolute as easy as possible for you: Within. Two. Years.

      Huh? Honestly I have no idea what you are referring to. What is within two years?

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    205. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      And yes, I understand that the reciprocal of 1/100 is not in fact 1000 - that was a typo.

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    206. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for restating what I just said. It is not simply a number.

      You said, and I quote, "It is a ratio, not a number." Pedants will take that to mean it's not part of the number system, but it is. I suspect you meant "it's not a value that can be written as a number," but it can - as the Greek letter pi.

      It cannot be expressed precisely by any number system.

      Yes it can - in base pi.

    207. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I suspect you meant "it's not a value that can be written as a number," but it can - as the Greek letter pi.

      Let's pretend for a moment that I meant that it wasn't actually a number at all. How exactly would this advance your argument?

      Yes it can - in base pi.

      LOL, I suppose that's true.

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    208. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      To clarify: I wasn't saying that pi isn't a number - I was saying that it is an insufficient definition. It is not the same beast as a simple quantity.

      Fine, then express -any- lifespan ever, -precisely-, as a "simple quantity". Once again, seeing that you personally don't like how it was expressed, how would you have preferred it be stated in the verse?

      What in the world are you talking about? Odds are very good that her age is known and accurate. I've already granted you that there is some slim chance that her age is inaccurate.

      You're not fairly representing the basic accuracy of the prediction. It has, unquestionably according to -both- me and you, gotten the maximum age right for billions of people (data points), and -possibly- one wrong. You, by some means of evaluating ages, expect an error rate less than that billions-to-one for your unstated methodology, to determine whether the bible's claim being -perfect- is, or is not, the case. What is that methodology, that you expect to give you better than that billions-to-one error rate, to "measure" the bible against? You haven't even described your criteria or methods in broad terms.

      You keep egging me into some pissing competition for prediction of the future - and we wouldn't even know the outcome for 100 years? What are you trying to accomplish?

      Mainly to get you to admit what you already know--that the claim is astonishing in its accuracy over the number of unknown people and years it addresses, even interpreting every debatable point in your favor that it is "off" by two years. If you think that's unremarkable, you should have no problem doing it yourself with the huge information advantage you have as a modern-day human. And, indeed, we could know what your relative performance is--I would not be surprised if you can't come up with a figure for, say, highest age in a single American state that isn't shown wrong from the lifespans of the the next decade. You can't do it, you know you can't, but refuse to give any credibility to the vastly-more-impressive case directly in front of you.

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    209. Re:Genesis 6:3 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Fine, then express -any- lifespan ever, -precisely-, as a "simple quantity". Once again, seeing that you personally don't like how it was expressed, how would you have preferred it be stated in the verse?

      Now you are just dodging. Lifespan can be measured to whatever precision interests you, but in the end you are just counting discrete units of time (years in this case). In biblical time they also had months, weeks, and days - but anything more precise than fractions of days is pushing it. Pi is an irrational number that cannot ever be expressed by regular numbers, no matter how many you use, so your asking me to express Pi precisely in our base-10 numeric system is never going to prove anything, because it can't be done.

      How would I prefer it get expressed? I don't really care. I suppose if the author were interested in removing ambiguity, saying "120 years and no more or less," would have worked. As would "about 120 years". There are probably thousands of ways. But you pointed out earlier that the bible is ambiguous in many ways, and I can't really disagree with you. It is certainly possible that the author is being ambiguous on purpose.

      So back on track, while I can't argue with you about the bible having ambiguity and the number 120 may very well be approximate, I still don't see how someone 5000 years ago would have any concept of base-10 significant digits, and even if they did, there was no zero to express the concept with.

      You're not fairly representing the basic accuracy of the prediction. It has, unquestionably according to -both- me and you, gotten the maximum age right for billions of people (data points), and -possibly- one wrong.

      Ah, I thought we were past arguing that because the passage has nothing to do with age prediction. Yeah, if we were still assuming that the passage was related to age prediction, it has a pretty good track record. I wouldn't bet on the future, though. And the number is quite high - the track record would be perfect if the author had picked 125.

      Mainly to get you to admit what you already know--that the claim is astonishing in its accuracy over the number of unknown people and years it addresses, even interpreting every debatable point in your favor that it is "off" by two years.

      We're still pretending the quote is predicting future ages, right? OK, well this is when I have to invoke sampling bias. To get a good idea of how good the Bible is at predicting future events, you'd have to look at all of the predictions - not just discuss one of them that was correct or close. To answer your question:

      And, indeed, we could know what your relative performance is--I would not be surprised if you can't come up with a figure for, say, highest age in a single American state that isn't shown wrong from the lifespans of the the next decade

      If I were to write a book numbering in the hundreds of pages with predictions about the future, I'm pretty sure I'd get most of them wrong. But a few would stick, and if I was ambiguous enough in my wording, people would spend a lot of time on Slashdot in the year 10000 debating what I really meant.

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    210. Re:Genesis 6:3 by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to see tits? What is so special about a class of bird?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird)

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    211. Re:Genesis 6:3 by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      It has to be true then. He musta got on some ginseng and forgot when he was born.

  2. The promise of.. by Custard+Horse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The iPad 4. Fanbois only of course...

  3. The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, I didn't read the article. It really doesn't matter. 114 is not some magic barrier.

    1. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're just trying to obstruct science and medicine. Don't let that fact get in the way of an insightful /. post. Hey guys, don't get distracted, back to talking about 114. Frankly we should be ashamed of letting anyone live that long. Humans are a disease. They should all be killed on sight so our planet doesn't get destroyed by those greedy parasites.

    2. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by dimko · · Score: 1

      Sure thing buddy, we need some demonstration please. Show us how its done, start from yourself!

    3. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

      By all means, then, you first.

    4. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by boef · · Score: 5, Interesting

      TFA does not state you get suddenly croak when you hit 114.. That number is more when the odds change.. and the question is why.
      quote:
      “the odds of a person dying in any given year between the ages of 110 and 113 appear to be about one in two. But by age 114, the chances jump to more like two in three.”

    5. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say that either. I really don't care. I was just speaking out against the summary.

    6. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded down by mistake... posting to remove. shouldve been imformative

    7. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by neyla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. "more like", and the statistical data are tiny, given that the population of people above say 112, is *tiny*.

      It makes sense that the odds of living another year, dwindle with mounting age. A 10-year old in the first world has more than 99.9% chance of turning 11, but the same cannot be said about a 110 year olds chances of living to 111.

      The question is if there's a "knee" in the curve around 114. Maybe, but I don't think we've even got enough data to say for sure.

      That the curve is squarer makes sense; it just means it's (on the average) easier to prevent young people from dying, than it is to prevent old people from dying. It's easier to come up with some treatment that'll make a person who'd otherwise die at 30 live for 4-5 more decades, than it is to do the same for a person who is 80 to begin with.

      That's because there's *many* things it's "normal" to die of at 80, and *few* (relatively speaking) at 30. Thus if you've got (say) HIV and are 30, *only* removing HIV (not that we can), would add decades to your life-expectancy.

      But if you remove HIV from a 80-year-old, you're left with "something else will still probably kill him soon".

      It's nothing magic, and the same for cars. If a single thing is broken in an otherwise new and good car, odds are that fixing that single thing will make the car work for a significant period. Fix the single thing that stops a old-and-worn-down car from working, and odds are *another* problem will show up in short order.

    8. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by boef · · Score: 1

      haha, indeed... "more like" is about as close as you can get with the sample size. For some reason it kinda reminds me of a quoteI spotted today on a cloud backup service site:
      "ALL drives fail in their lifetime..." Fox.

    9. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The problem is that mortality is strongly heteroskedastic and it's hard to make useful inferences at higher ages. The largest studies actually indicate that mortality hits a constant at high ages, but the effect is difficult to pick out.

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    10. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by mitashki · · Score: 2

      Humans are a disease. They should all be killed on sight so our planet doesn't get destroyed by those greedy parasites.

      Hey Agent Smith, I believe you shared the same revelation in 1999?

      Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. "The Matrix"

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    11. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

      The question is if there's a "knee" in the curve around 114. Maybe, but I don't think we've even got enough data to say for sure.

      More like a crunch where it all really collapses. I have some mortality data from Norway here, "Dødssannsynlighet for alder x" = "Death probability at age x" in parts of 1000, "Begge kjønn" = "Both sexes". Already around 98 years it's up to over 30% per year but it doesn't continue the collapse, it stays in the 30-40% range up until 105 in this table and as I understood it up to 114. Of course with only 60-70% surviving each year the chance of living from 98 to 114 is 0.65^16 = 0.1%, but right now 114 looks very close to a cutoff. That perhaps now it's an additional cause of death, not just the sum of everything that's affected "younger" hundred and something year olds.

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    12. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      2/3 / 1/2 = 4/3 = 1/3 increase.

      I think we can safely attribute the 33% increase in the chance of dying this year to:

      1) The fact that the sample size is so low. Not very many 114 year olds to run data on, and many of them aren't actually 114. A lot of people that old don't have a reliable record of their birth.

      2) The fact that they're 114 fucking years old.

    13. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of a cutoff makes me think simple of metabolic efficiency. It declines as you get older. Think of an old car that's slowly losing compression, eventually, the engine will stop running.

    14. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      128 on the other hand...

    15. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The knee is where someone takes an arrow to the curve.

    16. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't read the article. It really doesn't matter. 114 is not some magic barrier.

      By whatever small coincidence I was just perusing the Wikipedia article on the world's verified oldest people the other day.

      And while, yes, the oldest verified person died at 122 years and 164 days, also note from the list that a) she is the only person verified to have passed her 120th birthday, b) only 9 people are verified to have passed their 116th birthday,c) only 27 people are verified to have passed their 115th birthday, and d) 90 had passed their 114th birthday.

      No, it's not a magic barrier per se, but you can't look at that list and see that 114 does appear to be a fairly hard limit outside of a handful of outliers.

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    17. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      grrr...I meant: you can't look at that list and not see that 114 does appear to be a fairly hard limit outside of a handful of outliers.

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    18. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Next year I expect an article titled "Why People Don't Live Past 115".

    19. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, here is similar data from the USA. The probability of death looks smoother, perhaps because the USA's bigger population yields a more robust average values (beyond age 100, the Norway data is pretty noisy). What I see is that at age 120, the probability is pretty much 100%.

      http://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html

    20. Re:The oldest person lived to 122. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's no surprise, but this article would be like saying that there's a cutoff where a car engine can't last for (picks a random number) 720,000 miles.

  4. Going to take a wild guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actual understanding of the causes for the limit and development of a solution?

  5. It will take... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...proper verb conjugation.

    For behold, thy God is a jealous and angry grammar nazi! Honor thy noun clause and verb clause, that thy days may be numbered long upon the Earth.

    1. Re:It will take... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      ...proper verb conjugation.

      For behold, thy God is a jealous and angry grammar nazi! Honor thy noun clause and verb clause, that thy days may be numbered long upon the Earth.

      Super-pedant: That would be "your God". Thou is the informal, friendly you (like German du, or French tu). You is the formal, polite you (like German Sie, or French vous).

  6. Additional information. by olsmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has been noticed before. Here is another article on it.

    1. Re:Additional information. by bigtech · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised no on has mentioned telomeres as it appears they may be related to lifespan: http://www.science20.com/curious_cub/telomeres_and_lifespan-86000

  7. Tell that to Jeanne Calment by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by dredwerker · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_person

      You would have a job doing that as she is dead. :)

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    2. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly you would see a LOT of 113's in this list. Instead you see many almost making 115 and a few as high as 120.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people#Chronological_list_of_the_verified_oldest_living_person_since_1955

      It looks like summary is trying to pull in clicks by challenging and making sweeping statements. When it is trivial to prove it wrong. Also the article ends with "Just my two cents for what they’re worth". So this is an opinion piece.

      The 99.999% percentile though will probably not make it past 100. Supercenturions are fairly rare...

    3. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by necro81 · · Score: 2

      You would have a job doing that as she is dead.

      Nah, you can still tell her, just don't expect a response.

    4. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly you would see a LOT of 113's in this list. Instead you see many almost making 115 and a few as high as 120.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people#Chronological_list_of_the_verified_oldest_living_person_since_1955

      It looks like summary is trying to pull in clicks by challenging and making sweeping statements. When it is trivial to prove it wrong. Also the article ends with "Just my two cents for what they’re worth". So this is an opinion piece.

      The 99.999% percentile though will probably not make it past 100. Supercenturions are fairly rare...

      Go ahead and look at the Wikipedia article. Unsurprisingly, a number of the > 114 yo crowd have their birth dates as 'disputed'. So, no you didn't 'prove it wrong'.

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    5. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by gnapster · · Score: 1

      Supercenturions are fairly rare...

      No kidding! It's been ages since the Roman Army assigned more than 100 soldiers to the command of one officer!

    6. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by sirdude · · Score: 2

      IIRC, at the age of 120, Jeanne Calment claimed, "I have only one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it!" :D Lots of olive oil, el vino tinto and cigarettes were apparently her secret :o

    7. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck you. Fuck your god. Get the fuck of my tech news website.

      We don't fucking care what your imaginary friend has to say on the topic.

    8. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Empiric · · Score: 0

      Gave that some thought. And, ah, no. Talk to the entropy.

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    9. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by chris.alex.thomas · · Score: 1

      well in this case, she's definitely dead.....

    10. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All of the top 10 older people are over 114... so wtf is this article talking about?

      Also, #2 on the list...
      Sarah Knauss F 24 September 1880 30 December 1999 119 years, 97 days United States

      Think about it... born 1880... can you imagine being over SIXTY during WWII and then still being around to see nearly another 60 years? It's almost like living two lifetimes. ...and, though I'm sure it meant very little to her at the time, but if she had hung on for another 2 days she'd have made it through to the next millennium...

    11. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does entropy have to do with anything? You eat every day and your body seems to be able to unravel the food and ravel it back into "you" molecules on a constant basis. Your 30 year old body seems to be able to participate in a union that results in a zero year old baby. Entropy? As long as the Sun shines and converts 4.3 million tons of matter in to energy per second, seems entropy is satisfied from the universe's point of view, and I can keep going.

      It's the same atoms as billions of years ago just being jostled around by energy. How can you be "30" when you're made of atoms that are "billions" of years old, but at the same time these atoms don't wear out or age, they're all exactly the same?

      It's all pattern. One thing that we're getting better and better at is computing on huge datasets. One day there will be a theoretical understanding of life, therefore aging, therefore we will be able to start stopping it and reversing it.

    12. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Empiric · · Score: 0

      You're overthinking this. I simply mean "entropy" to mean, per physics within a Naturalism metaphysics, I can just wait and my troll is automatically and inevitably taken care of. It makes no difference to that outcome if there are short-term reconstructive processes within that Naturalistic context--or did you want me to disagree with your position?

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    13. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Here is her secret:

      "I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing."
      Jeanne Calment

      A curious and active mind will keep you fit, alive, and young.

      Receiving your "beliefs" from churches and your "information" from cable news networks will make you fat, lazy, and stupid.

    14. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      The 99.999% percentile though will probably not make it past 100. Supercenturions are fairly rare...

      Hmm, 99.999% not making it past 100 implies about 65000 centenarians in the world today.

      A quick wikipedia check shows 70,000+ in the USA alone. And as estimated 450,000+ worldwide.

      Given that these are people born on or before 1912, it's very likely that a much larger fraction of the, ahh, more recently born will live to 100+.

      Note that I don't expect to myself. Cancer really reduces the chances of living to 100. But I wouldn't be surprised if my daughter made it to 100. Assuming, of course, that she doesn't get what I have (there is a hereditary component to my flavour of cancer)....

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    15. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I did look. And lo and behold VERIFIED by nation...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people#Oldest_verified_person_by_nation

      Here is a list of verified...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people
      100 oldest people, 6% disputed, 27% above 114.

      All it takes is *one* outlier to disprove a theory 'my two cents'. I attest this is a way to drag in clicks... Now if the theory is after 114 survival tails off significantly *that* I could buy. However from the summary (and in the article) 'precisely cemented right at 114'.

      A number are disputed however there are those who have made it past that who are verified. There is one being investigated right now from cuba who is ~126 that is in dispute. http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/11-02-2010/112176-oldest_person_lives_in_cuba-0/

      So yes I am a bit surprised you 'looked' at wiki and got the 'a number of' bit... In the list I posted 5 were disputed... Look before you leap my friend.

    16. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That's hot.

    17. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      taken from us before her time

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    18. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      However, that is also an expectable occurance.

      E.g., the hospital I was born in no longer exists. Originally they kept the birth records, but now those have been transferred to the City, or possibly the County. But if I were 50 years older, and the hospital closed at the same number of years after my birth, the records might well have gotten lost.

      2014 - 114 = 1900, so the people we're talking about were born in the late 1890's. There have been fires, floods, earthquakes, wars and bankruptcies in the intervening time, all of which can cause records to be lost. And I'm not certain that our records preservation has gotten any better. More centralized, but that just means that one big disaster can cause a greater data loss. With good backups, you need multiple accidents, which decreases the chance of an occurance, but the increasing centralization means that any such event will have a much larger spread of loss of information. And backups are often not well maintained. (What backups to you have from even 20 years ago?)

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    19. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's weird, the oldest ever was a smoker since she was 21. She smoked for 101 years, holy crap. Maybe those 1 or 2 cigarettes per day gave her something to get over the 114 hurdle ?

    20. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by afidel · · Score: 0

      I must come from good stock then since I have two Centenarians in my bloodline =) Oh, and at least for Japan it's 1 in 2,712 (47,000+ out of 127,450,460) that makes it to the century mark, much better odds that 99.999% =)

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    21. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by jcombel · · Score: 1

      /r/relevant_username

    22. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by jd · · Score: 1

      I thought a Supercenturion was a Centurion who wore underpants on the outside.

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    23. Re:Tell that to Jeanne Calment by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Receiving your "beliefs" from churches and your "information" from cable news networks will make you fat, lazy, and stupid.

      My grandmother who just died at 97 was very catholic and watched cable news networks as long as she was still able to. She did stay active otherwise though.

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  8. Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Rooked_One · · Score: 5, Funny

    is 42. And 114 is 42 backwards if you add the 1's together. The opposite of life is death - metaphysically speaking of course.

    Look a bunny!

    what?

    1. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you factor out 114, you get 19, 3, and 2. (19 * 3 * 2 = 114)
      If you add these up, you get 24.
      Flip the numbers (since death is the opposite of life) and you get 42.
      Thus, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

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    2. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry I couldn't follow your logic, I was distracted looking for the bunny.

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    3. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by M8e · · Score: 1

      That can't be right, it's not in tridecimal!

    4. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

          You sir, have managed to master the art of numerology. And what an art it is. It can find anything relates to any number, and those numbers can relate to other things, to positively prove that any two completely unrelated things are equal and tied through destiny, predetermination, or that some deity has made himself known through an image of a dead guy on your grilled cheese sandwich.

          That's also why I stopped eating grilled cheese sandwiches. But they did sell nicely on eBay to religious nuts.

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    5. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      This has me wanting to play a game of 24.

      8-1-1-6 go!

    6. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by El+Torico · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amazing how my "Pressa del panino griglia della Madonna" wouldn't sell for over 35 Euro each, but a cheese sandwich made with it was bought for 28,000 dollars. Maybe the name was too long.

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    7. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disappointed. I was waiting to see how 9/11 figured into your math.

    8. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          If you want to attract the "Crazy, American, bible-thumping, wanting a sign anywhere crowd" (tm), you have to put your listings up in English. That, and offer to ship anywhere in the US for free.

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    9. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said:

      Look a bunny!

      what?

      When what you really meant to say was:

      SQUIRREL!

    10. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the term you wanted was apophenia. Numerology assumes that the manipulations express some type of truth.

    11. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I thought my sales stand in front of St. Peter's was the perfect place, but the Swiss Guards took all of the toasted cheese sandwiches and threw me out of Vatican city.

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    12. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Set up in front of the Creation Museum. It has a better percentage of nuts coming through. Most of the Vatican guests are there to admire the historical value, and to buy T-shirts that say "My parents went to the Vatican and all I got was this god damned T-shirt".

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    13. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by ildon · · Score: 1
    14. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I add the factors? Factors are to multiplied only. I will take a square root or log or exponential or divide in half may be even subtract but will never agree to add them to help you prove your point. You can't have your piece of cake and eat too.

    15. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      And that's why you're flying now. Oops! Sorry I mentioned it!

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    16. Re:Because, as we all know, the answer to life by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      8*6/(1+1) = 24. Am I playing it right?

  9. Lifestyle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lifetime of healthy food (fruits, vegetables, nuts and algae), regular exercise, no stress, meditation, happiness and joy. Achievable, but not easy.

    1. Re:Lifestyle by Kjella · · Score: 2

      A lifetime of healthy food (fruits, vegetables, nuts and algae), regular exercise, no stress, meditation, happiness and joy. Achievable, but not easy.

      Or just to as the world's oldest person ever did, smoke for 96 years.... I doubt what shape you were in 50+ years ago matters for whether you become 100, 110 or 120.

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    2. Re:Lifestyle by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      A lifetime of healthy food (fruits, vegetables, nuts and algae), regular exercise, no stress, meditation, happiness and joy. Achievable, but not easy.

      It's possible that some of these merely improve the quality of your life (which is great of course) but do not actually add years in number. Nice list to live by anyway.

    3. Re:Lifestyle by Strawser · · Score: 2

      Logical flaw: How are you supposed to find happiness and joy if you're stuck with a lifetime of eating algae, nuts & veggies?

      I think I'm going to have to settle for 72 years of steak, pork, fried foods & beer.

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    4. Re:Lifestyle by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      A lifetime of healthy food (fruits, vegetables, nuts and algae), regular exercise, no stress, meditation, happiness and joy. Achievable, but not easy.

      It's possible that some of these merely improve the quality of your life (which is great of course) but do not actually add years in number. Nice list to live by anyway.

      I'm not sure about that. In biology, we did an experiment with various single cell organisms where all the nutrients, temperatures, ph, salinity, and a host of other conditions were optimal. They were the control group. Then, each of the other groups had something out of balance from optimal. Over 80% of the optimal specimens perished. 65% of those specimens with something wrong with their environments flourished. One could argue that no stress would be like the optimal conditions in the experiment and that living organisms seem to do better with some stresses in their environment.

    5. Re:Lifestyle by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Or just to as the world's oldest person ever did, smoke for 96 years.... I doubt what shape you were in 50+ years ago matters for whether you become 100, 110 or 120

      What you put into your body now matters - you're forming advanced glycation endproducts now that will be with you forever (or until drugs are commercially available to break them up). So, lay off the unbound fructose (fruit is OK because it has the right kind of fibers).

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  10. Not all of the oldest living people are alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article mentions that many of the records of the oldest living people, in particular people over the age of 100, come from Japan. The problem with this is that it was recently found in Japan that many of the "reported" post-100 people actually died many years ago, and were merely being reported as still alive by their families in order to continue collecting their pensions. Home visits to verify the people's living status were rebuffed with "He's not feeling well today, and isn't accepting visitors", which the government agents were to polite to object to.

  11. Time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    A person born in the US at the turn of the 20th century could expect to live 49.2 years. Their ancestor born in 2003 could reasonably expect to see their 77th birthday.

    The emphasis is mine.

    1. Re:Time travel by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooh, a lesson on not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!

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    2. Re:Time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Concentrate," hissed Zaphod, "on his name."
      "What is it?" asked Arthur.
      "Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth."
      "What?"
      "Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth. Concentrate!"
      "The Fourth?"
      "Yeah. Listen, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third..."
      "What?"
      "There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!"

    3. Re:Time travel by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Flawed math.

      Person is born around 1900
      Lifespan 49.2 years.
      Descendant born in 2003, will see ancestors 77th birthday?

      1900 + 49.2 1949
      2003 - 1949 = 54
      54 + 49.2 = 103.2.

      Is this some kind of brain teaser where Brett Michaels turns out to be Stella Watts?

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    4. Re:Time travel by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Mod Futurama reference up!

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    5. Re:Time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trusting science from people who are too lazy to use correct grammar is a losing proposition.

      A person -- singular
      Their -- plural, but referring to A person

    6. Re:Time travel by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      Descendant born in 2003, will see ancestors 77th birthday?

      No no no! The Ancestor is born in 2003. Since this already requires time travel, seeing their descendant's 77th birthday 26 years or so before they're born shouldn't be a problem.

    7. Re:Time travel by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The question is: did they see it for the first or second time?

    8. Re:Time travel by tirerim · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      A person born in the US at the turn of the 20th century could expect to live 49.2 years. Their ancestor born in 2003 could reasonably expect to see their 77th birthday.

      The emphasis is mine.

      There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.

  12. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No I'm in no way trying to start a religious discussion or argument, but in the book of Genesis, God says "man's days shall be limited to 120 years." For me, rather than extend my life to a point where my body is broken down and tired, I'd rather live less years and enjoy them.

  13. Time for a ethics of dying by zarlino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if medicine could keep me alive that long, I'd rather just live a normal lifespan and make space for my sons.

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    1. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      /dev/world is full - please kill yourself or anyone you can

    2. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by shadowrat · · Score: 2

      At this point medicine can't keep you alive all that long. TFA pointed out that in spite of advances the best they can do is get you to ~114. Then they speculated on some sci-fiy stuff about keeping you alive indefinitely. You see doom and gloom in that, but as long as we're in the realm of sci-fi pipe dreams, i say you could take off in a spaceship. Maybe FTL travel isn't attainable anytime soon. We don't need it if a 100 year flight to a new planet is only an annoyance.

    3. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Suferick · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Isaac Asimov's first published novel, 'Pebble in the Sky', which featured compulsory and universal euthanasia at age 60

    4. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck your sons. Step aside, I'll live forever and take up your space (and theirs).

      Luddite.

    5. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by shadowrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      as an aside, euthanasia and predetermined lifespans are recurring themes in sci-fi. Usually it's a story where people are only allowed to live x years and the protagonist rebels reaffirming that people want to live! It's a good story because it's true about humanity. I don't think i've ever seen a story where society has decided not that it will kill you after x years, but instead that after x years, it becomes your duty to humanity to start doing more and more dangerous things for the benefit of the race. Youd do stuff like going to habitable worlds and other grand adventures where you'll likely be killed by alien monsters.

    6. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd rather pass the buck onto the next generation rather than make the most of your own existence? I don't see how that is even defensible, let alone ethical.

    7. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't know about you, but I would like to see a mid twenties Sigourney Weaver battle alien monsters. Not grandma. What's she going to do anyway? Stab it with her knitting needles? Make it tea? Relive stories of her neighbors dog 70 years ago?

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    8. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      /dev/world > /dev/null 2&>1 &

      Wide open spaces.

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    9. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man%27s_War

    10. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Wombat2k · · Score: 1

      This is pretty close to the plot of "Old mans war". After a certain age you can volenteer to join the armed forces.

    11. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

      cat /dev/null > /dev/world

      In the beginning, there was nothingness.

      dd bs=1024 count=1 if=/dev/random of=/dev/world

      Then he brought something from nothingness.

      mke2fs -j /dev/world

      Then he brought order from the chaos.

      mount /dev/world /mnt/world

      And he looked upon it, and saw that it was good.

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    12. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by werepants · · Score: 1

      Well, there was John Scalzi's "Old Man's War" where he suggests that the future interstellar soldiers for humanity will all be old people that have lived full lives, and now have less reservations and more life experience. Of course, they get upgraded into healthy, new, augmented bodies to help them out with soldiering, but overall it's a pretty interesting concept. Well worth the read.

    13. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there is a Poul Anderson book that comes close. The Boat of a Million Years, where the end has some natural immortals going forth to settle new worlds.

    14. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if medicine could keep me alive that long, I'd rather just live a normal lifespan and make space for my sons.

      Two things:

      1. What is a normal lifespan?
      1. There is a big difference between just being kept alive and being truly alive. Would you like to die at 70 if you feel and act like at 30 ?
    15. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if medicine could keep me alive that long, I'd rather just live a normal lifespan and make space for my sons.

      But your daughters?

    16. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      as an aside, euthanasia and predetermined lifespans are recurring themes in sci-fi. Usually it's a story where people are only allowed to live x years and the protagonist rebels reaffirming that people want to live! It's a good story because it's true about humanity. I don't think i've ever seen a story where society has decided not that it will kill you after x years, but instead that after x years, it becomes your duty to humanity to start doing more and more dangerous things for the benefit of the race. Youd do stuff like going to habitable worlds and other grand adventures where you'll likely be killed by alien monsters.

      Or they break out of their dome and live in Washington DC with some old guy.

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    17. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't think i've ever seen a story where society has decided not that it will kill you after x years, but instead that after x years, it becomes your duty to humanity to start doing more and more dangerous things for the benefit of the race.

      See Old Man's War by Scalzi. (This book would by the way make a kick-ass action movie.)

    18. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old Man's War by John Scalzi. Good stuff.

    19. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      You don't need FTL or extended lifespans, special relativity is your friend! The subjective flight time for the crew decreases the closer they get to the speed of light, and you can get as close as you like if you have enough thrust. Take a 100 light year journey - here's the time the crew will experience at various velocities (as a % of the speed of light):

      99% - 14 yrs 99.9% - 4.5 yrs 99.99% - 1.4yrs 99.99999% - 16 days

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    20. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by shreak · · Score: 1

      Check out "Old Man's War" by Jhon Scalzi.

      Old people are shipped off Earth to fight an interstellar war. Obviously they get some "refurbishing". They even get to keep some of it if they survive...

    21. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Let's say there was some sort of pollutant that got out into the general population that extended the average lifespan to 250 years (and in full health, and looking good). Would you then volunteer for euthanasia when you reached 100? Would you support research into reversing this age-extending pollution?

    22. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      While Asimov is my favorite sci-fi grandmaster, personally I'm hoping more for Scalzi Old Man's war - grow a clone and transfer brainwaves - or Morgan's Takashi Kovacs style dump the brain into a grown clone.

    23. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      well of course they look good. otherwise the movie wouldn't sell. medical advances make them look mid twenty even though you are 340.

    24. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by DarenN · · Score: 1

      Old Man's War by John Scalzi

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    25. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read Old Man's War by John Scalzi, then.

    26. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi, in which old people do indeed go on grand adventures and get killed by alien monsters for the benefit of the race.

    27. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the trick of it is- once we master whatever is required to get you past that ~114 threshold, we will have also likely mastered what it takes to be strong, healthy, and attractive. So 90 year old Sigourney Weaver will be just as strong and virile as her 20 year old granddaughter, but also have 70 additional years of experience to draw on (She may also be arguably better then her 20 year old granddaughter, because all of the problems with her body/genetic code have been identified and repaired by now; much like how a well maintained 20 year old motorcycle will experience less problems in operation then a new one over a ten year period)

    28. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a kid and first heard the word euthanasia, I thought it had to do with Oriental Boy Scouts. Read these out loud to yourself: euthanasia, Youth in Asia, euthanasia, Youth in Asia.

      Squirrel!

    29. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me of Logan's Run ... where it was, I think, 30

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    30. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Kyont · · Score: 1

      To get more realistic characters, the author could interview the old folks in Japan who've been volunteering to go fix things up in and around the Fukushima reactor complex! I can only hope that, given the opportunity to help like that after I've raised my kids and made my mark, I would be willing to do something that selfless, knowing it might could take a few years off.

      Of course, if it were a dystopian sci-fi novel and the government were forcing us to "volunteer," well, I'd put together a resistance movement just on principle. Unless the aliens were cool and/or hot and green.

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    31. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie Soylent Green has a scenario where people who don't want to live anymore can take a pleasant way out.

    32. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old Man's War by John Scalzi tells of an off-world military that is only staffed by the elderly, which kinda fits your "[do] your duty to humanity to start doing more and more dangerous things for the benefit of the race".

    33. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      In addition to the plethora of recommendations for Scalzi's "Old Man's War", I would like to recommend John Ringo's Posleen War series. As noted on Wikipedia, it's free online thanks to Baen Publishing's marketing initiatives.

    34. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Somewhere out there, there's a guy who would prefer to stick around and help his sons beat your sons.

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    35. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      > Which reminds me of Logan's Run ... where it was, I think, 30

      It was 21 in the book.

      Trivia: Michael York was 34 when he played Logan in the film!

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    36. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      IIRC ants do this, it's the old ones that are sent out of the next to forage as it's the most dangerous job.

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    37. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think i've ever seen a story where society has decided not that it will kill you after x years, but instead that after x years, it becomes your duty to humanity to start doing more and more dangerous things for the benefit of the race. Youd do stuff like going to habitable worlds and other grand adventures where you'll likely be killed by alien monsters.

      This is essentially the hook of John Scalzi's Old Man's War series. Old people sign a service contract with the interstellar marines, who in turn replace their frail old bodies with genetically engineered super-soldier bodies so they can go fight aliens.

    38. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi sometime. The Colonial Marines in the book don't /start/ recruiting until you hit 75.

    39. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite what you describe, but i would suggest "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi. It's a fun read.

    40. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by CCurzon · · Score: 1

      And he looked upon it, and saw that it was good.

      fsck /dev/world?

    41. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      I'd pay big bucks to see Maggie Smith battling aliens with an assault rifle.

    42. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think He would have used /dev/urandom instead of /dev/random... No need for Him to make everything completely unique.

    43. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by jd · · Score: 1

      It's not full, just fragmented. Push the continents back together and you'll be fine.

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    44. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old Man's War by John Scalzi has a very similar premise to the one you have described.

    45. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      fsck.universe failed. System terminally corrupt. Reinitializing world. . . . Complete.

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    46. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Don't know about you, but I would like to see a mid twenties Sigourney Weaver battle alien monsters. Not grandma. What's she going to do anyway? Stab it with her knitting needles? Make it tea? Relive stories of her neighbors dog 70 years ago?

      This sounds like a perfectly viable way to conquer the galaxy. Either all those geriatrics bore the aliens to suicide, or the aliens choke on a bone.

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    47. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It was an old system. Older than time itself. You may remember tales of it, from a universe that long since expired. Its name was AC

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    48. Re:Time for a ethics of dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need to write a sci-fi story about the elderly taking risks to help the young. It's happening right now in real life: Japan pensioners volunteer to tackle nuclear crisis.

  14. Obviously... by geogob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...God plays with the same modus operandi than most corporations built to his image; It simply planned obsolescence.

    1. Re:Obviously... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Or a genetic bit limit...

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    2. Re:Obviously... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, because god used a shareware version of Genome Creator.

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    3. Re:Obviously... by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aside from the god joke, you are right on the money.

      Living organisms haven't evolved to survive very long. Passing on your genes to a couple new specimen has turned out to be the superior strategy. Obviously, since eternal life is pretty much the end of evolution in organisms that don't do runtime-mutations very well.

      Shapeshifters are about the only imaginable species where eternal life could evolve, and even there I'd say the odds are stacked against the trait for reasons of risk-spread.

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    4. Re:Obviously... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Yes, because god used a shareware version of Genome Creator.

      Only for the first model. The second model was made with Cutie Creator.

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    5. Re:Obviously... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of living organisms capable of living somewhat indefinite lifespans - many species of trees are more or less limited to dying only through external means. If humans didn't age as we do now, we'd still have an average life span of a few hundred years due to deaths in accidents, wars, diseases, etc.

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  15. A statistical blimp by bjourne · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Here's the gist of the article, and also an explanation of why it isn't really interesting at all:

    “This is a fascinating phenomenon and nobody has really much idea of what’s going on. What we do know is that it’s absolutely essential to not jump to conclusions about what’s going on. Time and time again over the decades past demographers have been brutally misled by short-term phenomena, by statistics gathered only over a few years. Blips happen for all manner of impenetrable reasons. In this case we’re talking about people born in a small segment of time, around 1900, and most of them born in particular countries and going through certain types of life they might not have gone through had they been born 20 years previously or 20 years later. There are many factors called ‘cohort effects’ that can cause early life phenomena to have an influence on longevity.” Bottom line: don’t believe the hype.

    1. Re:A statistical blimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what has the non-rigid dirigible got to do with it?

    2. Re:A statistical blimp by needs2bfree · · Score: 1

      What we do know is that it’s absolutely essential to not jump to conclusions

      But then what will I use my auto posting jump to conclusions mat for?

    3. Re:A statistical blimp by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The cohort effect is fascinating; there's a generation in the UK born around 1935 who have extraordinary mortality, and every year it gets better and better. Yet there is no real causal explanation for it (lots of theories, such as WWII rationing, but no verifiable causal links). On the present topic, there is a well known theory in mortality studies that death rates stabilise at high ages, around 110 in humans. Research done on the US Social Security Master Death File has suggested that this rate is (IIRC) about 46%. Given that of a population of 300 million, only a few thousand (rough estimate from ELT15, the only life table I have handy that runs that high) reach 110, it seems pretty reasonable you'll get very few lives surviving beyond 114 given the compounding of death rates.

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    4. Re:A statistical blimp by sjames · · Score: 1

      How did they get an entire blimp to be quantum coherent?

      Is that the Goodyear blimp? Maybe it is and maybe it isn't!

      Of is this some sort of Fringe thing?

      :-)

    5. Re:A statistical blimp by ciaohound · · Score: 1

      He's full of hot air?

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    6. Re:A statistical blimp by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "This is a fascinating phenomenon and nobody has really much idea of whatâ(TM)s going on. What we do know is that itâ(TM)s absolutely essential to not jump to conclusions about whatâ(TM)s going on. Time and time again over the decades past climatologists have been brutally misled by short-term phenomena, by statistics gathered only over a few years. Blips happen for all manner of impenetrable reasons."

      Just wondering if this is equally applicable?

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  16. They do in Soviet Georgia.... by bossk538 · · Score: 2

    ...by eating Dannon Yogurt.

    1. Re:They do in Soviet Georgia.... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The myth of extreme old age in Georgian yoghurt eaters is a fraud perpetrated by draft dodgers. The people actually had prematurely aged-looking faces, and claimed to be much older than they were, to avoid military service. Records from that time persisted, and when examined as those people became old, the records indicated they were extremely old.

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  17. Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by na1led · · Score: 2

    Turn me into a machine, then I'll live past 114!

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    1. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      But that will begin a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine, escalating into a war that will decimate a million worlds and exhausting the resources of a galaxy in the struggle for domination...

    2. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Technobabble overload! Technobabble overload! Nerd explosion imminent!

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    3. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by Avarist · · Score: 1

      Both sides will be crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies will continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This will be a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome will be the complete elimination of the other.

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    4. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      The Arm will prevail!!!

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    5. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure about that? what's the average life-span of an iPhone these days?

    6. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by I+Read+Good · · Score: 1

      It seems like your nerdiness threshold is dangerously low for someone visiting this site.

    7. Re:Ugly Bags of Mostly Water by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      it's falling all the time...

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  18. What will it take for humans... by slidersv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...to live beyond that limit? Cryogenic freezing, I guess. But seriously, the problem is not the ability, but purpose. It's one thing to be able to survive into 100+, and completely another to enjoy your time on this planet. If you survive for 150 years, but enjoy the first 50 and suffer for the next 100, that sounds more like a Doom episode: Hell on Earth. All people are measuring when it comes to age is heart beating. But what they should be focusing on are different questions. Like: "do you enjoy getting up in the morning?" "how fast can you read?" "and write?" "do you hear me well enough?" "can you describe me what you see outside the window?" Can people over 80 on this forum add to this discussion, if they are interested to live another 34 years, until the "current limit" of 114?

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    1. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you limit yourself to only the experiences provided by the physical world as you know it and see it, you have just excluded the possibility of people exploring the metaphysical world while still in human form. Perhaps those who live longest are also those who progress to a different existence after physical death because they took the time to explore and prepare.

      Find a place isolated from the physical distractions of day to day existing, close your eyes, and try to experience existence in some less shallow form sometime. Then reexamine your list of questions.

    2. Re:What will it take for humans... by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Nowhere near 80, but I think you answered your own question - it's not about how many years but how they'll be. As long as I'm able to feed myself, clothe myself, go to the bathroom by myself, see well enough to use a computer and is not in chronic pain I think I'd want to live, even if I was so fragile I'd be in a wheelchair. I've known people well into their 90s that have been a lot healthier than that, while others have had huge health problems long, long before that. Of course you're more likely to get them with age, but in itself I don't think it matters much.

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    3. Re:What will it take for humans... by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Personally, I enjoy it more when I don't have to get up in the morning. And who cares how fast you can read if you enjoy what you're reading? Also, I've been partially deaf since I was 5; it helps when I can turn off my hearing aids around people that ask too many questions.

      Our old next door neighbors were in their 80s. Each Christmas, we would put up those 7 foot tall Santa and Frosty inflatables and each Christmas our neighbors would think someone was standing on our lawn. They enjoyed thinking they were watching someone.

    4. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I would happily be immortal.
      To want to die is insanely stupid IMHO.

      As for suffering, I suffer every day. I'd still rather live forever suffering those pains, than die.

      Even the sort of fairy-tale immortal where I cannot die. Even if I were sucked in to a blackhole and left there for millions of years till it evaporated, I'd still rather exist than UNexist. To become infinitely nothing, lesser even, is the most frightening thing in existence.

    5. Re:What will it take for humans... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Can people over 80 on this forum add to this discussion, if they are interested to live another 34 years, until the "current limit" of 114?

      There are people here who are over 80? Damn I'm going to have to find a new place to hang out...

      -=Geoskd

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    6. Re:What will it take for humans... by jtroy92 · · Score: 1

      If you consider all of life on Earth to be a single organism, billions of years old...it doesn't age. A healthy newborn girl today is just as young and fresh as a newborn girl ancestor from 100,000 years ago, whose cells were as young and fresh as some newborn fish ancestor from 100,000,000 years ago. So while chronological aging is a given, physiological aging isn't.

      In your body as time goes by, your telomeres shorten, your stem cells diminish, etc. A whole bunch of stuff happens, all of which promote 'aging'. It's not hard to imagine therapies to overcome and reverse this. From a golf-ball size chunk of your own belly fat, you can extract millions of stem cells. Weed out the good ones, replicate them in the presence of a telomerase activator, and repeat to give you an inexhaustible supply. Then integrate them back into your body as needed. Maybe that would work, maybe it wouldn't...but it's not far fetched to say that something in the near future *will* work.

      So we're not talking about living to be 150 with old, broken-down bodies and minds. We're talking about living for indefinite periods of time as young adults. I believe the knee jerk reaction of some people will be that this is unnatural and hence immoral. Overpopulation, making room on Earth for the kids, etc, etc. But like the article states, at the turn of the century the life expectancy of Americans was about 40. Now it's about 80. The same moral argument could be made against doubling the life span over the past 100 years, but that argument would fall flat on its face.

      The average age today is probably around 35 or 40, but imagine at some point in the future it rises to 400...a young, able-bodied 400. A great deal of accumulated wisdom currently fades away as people age and die. We would not only retain that wisdom and experience a great deal longer, but build on it. i.e....maybe it takes hundreds of years to the average person to finally grow up and 'get it'. A population that is chronologically much older...but physiologically young...could lead to a more mature, harmonious and happy world. That's the kind of world I would want my kids to live in.

    7. Re:What will it take for humans... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      One could question if one is truly alive during the years frozen, as all biological processes comes to a halt.

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    8. Re:What will it take for humans... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      That's why the urgent need, the thing that must happen first, is to learn how to slow the effects of aging on the brain. What good is life if you can't enjoy it? If the brain can be saved, then it might in fact be possible to develop technology to slow and reverse the effects of aging on the rest of the body, even to the point of growing replacement organs from one's own cells. And if it is possible to do this some day, it may even be possible to repair the damage done by certain types of freezing and/or vitrification, in some cases.

    9. Re:What will it take for humans... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I'm turning 52 next week and I feel like I'm just starting to "get it."

      Then there's the Heinlein remark about mature wisdom resembling being too tired.

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    10. Re:What will it take for humans... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      And- I agree... that's the world I want too.

      I don't want to die south of 100. I wouldn't want immortality- but I can see plenty that will keep me occupied until I hit 1000 at least. Ask me again in a few hundred years if I'm ready to die. If I'm happy- I want to go on living.

      It doesn't answer the question about "living-space" on earth. We're either going to all squeeze in tight together and find more efficient sources of resources- or we HAVE to spread into space. Even if you only have less than 2 kids per couple- for a while the population IS going to grow until people reach that upper age limit.

      If you live a couple hundred years though- that's long enough to reap the rewards of seeing a small colony on Mars grow- some greenhouses growing food- enough time to maybe become self-sustaining.

      At 34- I don't think I'll see the day that lifespans can spread upwards regulary of 114- but there is a chance... and I really hope that aging is something we conquer this generation- but I doubt that it will be.

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    11. Re:What will it take for humans... by Tastecicles · · Score: 2

      The day I can't take myself for a piss will be the day I pull the plug on myself.

      With the parting words, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

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      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
    12. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Depression is insanely stupid.

      So is the flu.

    13. Re:What will it take for humans... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Parts of the world have realized that already.

      The british health-care system works like that. It's not heavily advertised, because it's difficult for people to accept, but the measure used to decide which technologies to fund and which not is a measure called "quality years of life". A treatment that gives you 5 more years, but you'll be able to make use of them almost as if you were healthy will get more money than a treatment that gives you 10 years, but leaves you crippled for most of them.

      It really is a tough decision to make, because you don't know what advances could come along in those years you deny people that could save them or lessen their misery, reversing your original estimate.

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    14. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARGH! Just used my last mod point! Tell them to their bones rattle. Fuck all the "wanna be dead" people. I'd gladly sacrifice you all to live forever. Bitches.

    15. Re:What will it take for humans... by fermion · · Score: 1
      Quality of life is what medicine should be about, and increasingly is not about. Generally what we should be doing is if a baby can make it past the first few months of life, we should do everything to help it reach adulthood in a healthy and productive form, at which point random events and personal choices will take hold. Medicine can help compensate for some of those random events and personal choices, but really why keep a human alive that has not quality of life. It is often to score political points or prove that one has the power to make others suffer.

      Vaccines, antibiotics, increasing advances in surgery, sanitation, safety programs, all allowed us to survive through childhood and become productive adults who then pay society back for the effort of raising and providing for us. Intensive intervention for babies who are going to die after a few years of suffering, while personally rewarding to some, can be argued as something that is not medically appropriate. Likewise keeping a suffering adult alive simply to saw 'we cannot condone suicide' while taking in massive quantities of public funds is arguably not the high moral ground.

      Clearly there should be funds to pay for the sickly baby or infirm adult. Clearly if a 80 year old person feels that they need a million dollars to live another year, those funds should be available. Life is priceless. Once a life is gone it cannot be replaced. But to say that we are all required, by the dictate of the medical/political/religious establishment to keep the corporeal form and not meet out maker until they say we can is simply not acceptable. Quality of life has to be paramount, not profits, power, and presumption.

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    16. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandma turned 100 last week. Her hearing is pretty abysmal, even with hearing aids and her skin is really not able to keep self healing very well (it's easy for her to get big sores where her socks go). Her health week to week depends greatly one whether she's eating well. She stays alternately at my mom's and at my aunt's as long as they can put up with her.

      Still, until maybe she turned 90 she was really active. Her last boyfriend died when she was 83 or so, they used to go dancing a lot until his final year or two. They did other stuff that you probably don't want to hear about but may be secretly glad to know that when you get old you can still get up to.

      On one hand she can act like an old, forgetful person. On the other hand I've never seen anyone seem so happy to just sit and watch the birds out the window of some great grandkids play in the floor. I don't know what I'd call it, peace is the obvious choice but maybe it's less impressive, maybe some sort of grim acceptance that allows you to let go and hedonistically enjoy each moment. The last of her 7 siblings died over 30 years ago. Her friends have all been dead for around that long. She spends her days either just watching out the window, helping my mom cook, quilting, reading biographies, and fighting with her daughters.

      Is it a good life? I don't know, I get the feeling that she's pretty okay to pass whenever it happens, it's everyone else that's not okay with that part. She does seem to get bored at times, if she's occupied she seems happy enough. She has a Facebook page but that's the limit of her embracing new tech. Our generation may have very different years as geriatrics, plugged into a virtual reality much of the time or seeing interactive media projected on our retinas. Will we be less bored? Dunno. I would suspect so.

    17. Re:What will it take for humans... by jovius · · Score: 1

      Cumulative radiation dosage from the background radiation kills us eventually. That would give maybe a few hundred years. The late years we'd be rather sick. Maybe tin foil clothing would help.

    18. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You didn't exist for billions of years in the past, and you seem to have handled that just fine. This 'existence' thing is just a glitch.

    19. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Remember how horrible non-existance was before you were born? No? Then let go of that fear. You fear, literally, nothing.

    20. Re:What will it take for humans... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2

      Forever is a long time.

      You may think a couple million years is a long time, but it's nothing compared to forever.

      I think that I would go mad with the possibility of living forever.

      To see everyone and everything I cared about die, and then just evaporate away, as all matter must do.

      To survive the heat death of the universe.

      To be so completely alone and live with just memories.

      Sounds like a curse that I wouldn't put on anyone.

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    21. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and me both, brother. Granted, I'd want to keep the OPTION of death, perhaps. Living past the heat-death of the universe, especially if I'm the only one, that's one of the incredibly few things I can think of that would be worse than *stopping.*

      But out side of that? Yeah. Who wants to live forever? Me. Me, me, me. There's too much to see, too much to know, too much to do, too much to think of, too much of EVERYTHING. And the worst thing is, when I die, I won't even know it. I'll stop. Oblivion. I won't dream, I won't feel, I won't even know I'm not...

      It's not that I'm frightened of death, so much as I'm not ready to Not Be. Because once I stop, I can't start ever again.

      I really wish there was an afterlife, even if I am condemned to Hell. At least I'd exist!

      I really, really hope someday, we can actually have our perceptions and memories recorded in an artificial form... or replace brain tissue one tiny bit at a time with machinery. After all, if you could replace your brain one cell at a time, would you have ever stopped being you? *shrug* It's close enough for me...

    22. Re:What will it take for humans... by codewarren · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks that no suffering is worth dying to avoid has simply experienced a failure of imagination.

    23. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My urologist taught me to self-catheterize, and thousands of paraplegics also do that multiple times per day. No so bad, really, once you get used to it. Your choice, though, I guess.

    24. Re:What will it take for humans... by na1led · · Score: 1

      Fossilize your DNA, and ask your grandkids to someday resurrect you when the technology exists. Who knows, maybe your memories will still be preserved in that DNA too.

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    25. Re:What will it take for humans... by na1led · · Score: 2

      And you'd miss out on those 72 virgins when you die.

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    26. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does the mayfly know of eternity? To say you could endure a hundred lifetimes or ten is foolishness itself. Endure you measure, fool, and let the world decide how well you lived.

    27. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every day you're sufferin'.

      boop boop boop boop BEEEEP BEEEEP boop

    28. Re:What will it take for humans... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      You'd probably have to choose. Kids, or immortality. The earth can't fit both.

    29. Re:What will it take for humans... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      To become infinitely nothing, lesser even, is the most frightening thing in existence.

      Man created religion to make this end less frightening.

      I personally don't require such mental comforts. But it seems there's still a very real need for it for others. Maybe you should switch from atheist to agnostic. It'll at least allow you to use logic to dictate your actions asopposed to fear, if only for a little while.

      If you're not interested in such a thing, then I leave you with this:

      When you die, you don't become nothing, and you certainly don't become lesser than nothing. You leave behind a whole host of things in the world of the living, including memories and influences. They're not your memories and not changes to your life, but memories of you and changes to others by you. These things are as important as, if not more important than, your life.

      You can, if you so choose, to look at death not as ceasing life, but as the inability for you to have new memories created of you, and the inability for you to assert your influence upon the world anymore. And if you look at it that way, it's still a sad thing to die and for others to die, but it's not the end of the world. The important thing for many people then, is to leave good memories behind, and leave a good legacy behind.

      To think that once you die, your very existence is gone (like a certain Japanese light novel/anime), is not only unrealistic and foolhardy, it's also incredibly self-centered.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    30. Re:What will it take for humans... by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      To become infinitely nothing, lesser even, is the most frightening thing in existence.

      I don't get this at all (speaking as a Christian, nonetheless). If the world is purely physical, then why is nothingness scary? It won't be painful or miserable or.. anything.

    31. Re:What will it take for humans... by gwgwgw · · Score: 1

      And yet you (presumably) surrender to sleep every 24 hours, oblivous..

      For you, with every wake period, your view of UNexisting remains the same.... as it will on that inexorable day.

      I think it matters not which day that inexorable one is once you have reached your maturity.

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      That was Zen, this is Tao
    32. Re:What will it take for humans... by giorgist · · Score: 1

      I don't think you know what this word suffer actually means. Suffering through maths class is not da same as Muscular dystrophy.

    33. Re:What will it take for humans... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wouldn't want immortality... just to live many times longer than what is currently possible.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    34. Re:What will it take for humans... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Why do I feel that way even now?

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    35. Re:What will it take for humans... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      DNA deliberately self-destructs. When nanobots are DNA size, they can repair DNA. When "aging" is cured, and there's not a concept of "brain age" and other such things, then we'll be ready. First, I'd like them to "cure" sleep. We waste 1/3 of our lives unconscious. Curing that will increase our productivity more than adding 10 years on the end.

    36. Re:What will it take for humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > DNA deliberately self-destructs.

      Huh? DNA is just bases linked together. It doesn't "deliberately" do anything. Not sure what you're trying to say here.

    37. Re:What will it take for humans... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Huh? DNA is just bases linked together. It doesn't "deliberately" do anything.

      It deliberately does many things. Not anthropomorphically, but coded to do so, essentially by itself.

      Not sure what you're trying to say here.

      Telomeres.

    38. Re:What will it take for humans... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In the US, those are called "death panels". In the US, you are allowed to live based on your net worth, not off any silly notions of "quality of life" or such. That's commie talk.

  19. I agree, we shall form a line by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Funny

    You first. Don't worry, the rest will be right behind you. laughing.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:I agree, we shall form a line by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the user name? Clearly he is only partly human, if that, and is thus exempt. :P

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  20. Deperessing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The depressing part of this is that within a couple of years all people who were born in the 1800's will be dead.

    1. Re:Deperessing by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, it's amazing to think there's still people still alive whom were born the century before last - saw the rise of radio, automobiles, television, two world wars and countless other things.

  21. Oblig. by Scutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tyrell: The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established.
    Batty: Why not?
    Tyrell: Because by the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.
    Batty: What about EMS-3 recombination?
    Tyrell: We've already tried it - ethyl, methane, sulfinate as an alkylating agent and potent mutagen; it created a virus so lethal the subject was dead before it even left the table.
    Batty: Then a repressor protein, that would block the operating cells.
    Tyrell: Wouldn't obstruct replication; but it does give rise to an error in replication, so that the newly formed DNA strand carries with it a mutation - and you've got a virus again... but this, all of this is academic. You were made as well as we could make you.
    Batty: But not to last.

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    1. Re:Oblig. by hitmark · · Score: 1

      A light twice as bright burns twice as fast.

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    2. Re:Oblig. by jd · · Score: 1

      Nice quote, but scientifically wrong. Retrotranspons alter the coding sequence on a cell-by-cell basis constantly.

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  22. Who Wants to Live Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no chance for us, it's all decided for us. This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us. Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever when love must die?

    1. Re:Who Wants to Live Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have something to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away!

    2. Re:Who Wants to Live Forever by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Just don't lose your head.

  23. Why People Don't Live Past 114? by slidersv · · Score: 1

    Cuz they don't want to

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  24. yet more biblical contradictions by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Informative

    So if the lord limited humans to 120, why did Methuselah get 8 times that much time?

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    1. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lifespans gradually decreased post-flood.

    2. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by djdanlib · · Score: 3, Informative

      He died before the limit was imposed. Prior to that, many people lived hundreds of years, such as Adam.

    3. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a little known fact that Methuselah exploited the life span mechanics of the Real Life MMO. That and other bugs, hackers, gimmicks, etc. got so bad that God had to nearly completely revamp the game. The new mechanics were firmly put in place after The Flood patch.

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    4. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by EliSowash · · Score: 0

      Yeah, his kid and grandkid way outlived the 120 year limit too.

    5. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The calendar was lunar, so each "year" was 29 days. Back in those times, iiving up to 80 was something to note.

    6. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your question is answered in the previous chapter, Genesis 5. Methuselah lived before God decided to limit mankind to no more than 120 years.

    7. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the lord limited humans to 120, why did Methuselah get 8 times that much time?

      Methuselah lived in Genesis 5, before the decree in Genesis 6...

    8. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's better than a contradiction. Perceived contradictions cause conflicts that rarely lead to a greater understanding. The biblical "age limit" tells me two things: 1) Genesis is just a story and shouldn't be taken as actual history, and 2) God's laws are more of guidelines than legal limits. Observation #1 shuts up all the evolution haters, and observation #2 shuts up the bible thumpers who use religion as a weapon.

    9. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      So I have hackers to blame. Wonderful. If only Methuselah had hidden away his trainer maybe we could all hack and the admins wouldn't mind.

      Off topic, apologies in advance to Gideon.

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    10. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by batquux · · Score: 2

      But He told Adam that if he ate the fruit that on that day he would surely die. And... he didn't. He lived to be like 930.

    11. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gorramn legacy support...

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    12. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by josh609 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He did die........If he hadn't ate of that fruit it is believed he would have lived forever.

    13. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by sjames · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rather than being immortal. So yes, he traded immortality for a sure death in the indeterminate future. Interpretation is fun.

    14. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      He didn't say when he would die now did he?

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    15. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Because the ancient Hebrews wouldn't let a good story get in the way of their numerology. What, you thought that was literal?

    16. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the death was not intended to be a corporeal one?

    17. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by batquux · · Score: 1

      Yes, he said Adam would die on the day he ate the fruit.

    18. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Years back then were short for yearobits. Years are now short for yearobytes which are eight times longer.

    19. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by batquux · · Score: 1

      Should have waited for zero day after the Flood Patch.

    20. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is what the heck was up with that stupid animal fetching quest. You know the one where you have to go running all over everywhere picking up two of each creature and putting them on the boat thingy? I never did find the unicorns.

    21. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      He traded immortality for sex. Pretty much every man would do this if given the choice.

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    22. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a little known fact that Methuselah exploited the life span mechanics of the Real Life MMO. That and other bugs, hackers, gimmicks, etc. got so bad that God had to nearly completely revamp the game. The new mechanics were firmly put in place after The Flood patch.

      The patch took a while to propogate after the flood, apparently.
      http://www.biblestudy.org/maps/life-span-of-bible-patriarchs-before-after-the-flood.html

    23. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      and he did... Adam got married.

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    24. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So if the lord limited humans to 120, why did Methuselah get 8 times that much time?

      He was grandfathered in.

    25. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But "with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day" (2 Peter 3:8).

    26. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by josh609 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      God never said he would die the moment he/she ate it(Genesis 2:17, Genesis 3:3). Death was something that didn't exist in the garden of Eden, before the fall of man. Sin and death came after they ate of the fruit in the garden. :)

    27. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by batquux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see. So he might as well have warned them that they would be given a ride in a helicopter if they ate the fruit, for all their understanding of the matter.

    28. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by AJH16 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ok, my bad, the word is yom, it can mean day or afternoon or age or daily or eternity or entire or lifetime or long or perpetually... the word doesn't translate well to a term we have in English, but in short, it roughly translates as "when you eat from the tree you will die". Also, even if you assume the 24 hour day is the correct translation, in a very real sense, Adam did die at that point even if it took time for him to physically die. The Bible clearly refers to both spiritual death and physical death and the spiritual death was at the time of eating from the tree.

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    29. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by batquux · · Score: 1

      Kudos. This is a good explanation.

    30. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by click2005 · · Score: 1

      Time Lord?

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    31. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Chibinium · · Score: 1

      So it's kind of like Karsus totally breaking magic, forcing the next Goddess of Magi, Mystra, to nerf everything?

    32. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There many trees in the Garden of Eden. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

      If Adam had eaten of the tree of life he would have lived forever.

    33. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by quintus_horatius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When a lion ate a lamb, what happened to it if death didn't exist?

      The image I have in my head is horrible, just horrible, if things continued to live after being eaten. Or experienced bone-shattering falls, or drownings.

      Are you sure this is a merciful god we're talking about?

    34. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, he traded immortality for the knowledge of good and evil. Essentially for a loss of innocence. Pretty crappy trade if you ask me.

      Also, it is fairly certain that Adam and Eve were banging regularly already. (They were both naked, physically mature, and had all the functional bits as far as we know.)

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    35. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by LordLimecat · · Score: 1, Informative

      Aside from all the other explainations given here (he DID die, eventually), there is another meaning, that he died a spiritual death on that day-- which is referenced in the new testament (hebrews?) where it talks about how through one man we all died. Clearly what is in mind isnt simply a physical death, as we are all still walking around.

    36. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by legojenn · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's a little too Torchwood for me.

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    37. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by techvet · · Score: 2

      The thought is that there was s*x in the Garden before he ate the apple. See Aquinas for details. As for the decreasing life-span in the Old Testament, Catholic thought has been that it was because we were getting farther from the Garden and more steeped in sin.

    38. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DC2088 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The real question is this: If the fruit of knowledge is how Adam gained the understanding of what is good and what is evil, how on earth was he supposed to know that disobeying the big guy was wrong? And my understanding isn't that he was banished as punishment, but rather, as a pre-emptive strike so that he didn't think too hard about what the "Tree of Life" would mean. Wait a minute - tree of life - the tree that granted immortality? Guess Adam wasn't going to live forever to begin with after all, or else the big guy wouldn't have put that tree there or cared! ... Why the hell did he put either tree in the garden? What was the purpose? To catch someone who doesn't know the difference between right and wrong doing something wrong? What the hell kind of Poseidon-as-a-horse-copulating-with-a-Nereid nonsense is this??

    39. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DC2088 · · Score: 1

      Clarification: "Didn't think too hard" as in "Didn't decide to go take a bite of the fruit"

    40. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      I prefer the term marinaded, or maybe smoked in sin.

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    41. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Are you similarly baffled as to whether forewarning was made if a friend says, "Don't go there. Trust me"?

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    42. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (posting anon since I've moderated)

      according to Gen 5:6, Seth (one of Adam's sons) became father at the age of 105. By your logic, 105 x 29 = 3045 days or approximately 8 1/3 years. So Seth had procreated at the tender age of 7 1/2.
      But let's push it further: Gen 5:21 talked about Enoch who became the father of Methuselah at the age of 65. Again, with your logic, 65 x 29 = 1885 days or approximately 5 1/6 years, so he had procreated at the very tender age of less than 4 1/2

      Sorry, a year was not 29 days.

    43. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did die........If he hadn't ate of that fruit it is believed he would have lived forever.

      Like... dying and going to heaven?

    44. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was my understanding that "death" in this particular metaphor was meant to mean separation from God, and that everyone after him would be struggling to "get back". Sort of rings a bell, looking about and seeing people using different religious / cult / spiritual / whatever mechanisms to achieve "oneness".

      So sayeth the Geek.

    45. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      When 900 years old you reach look this good you will not.

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    46. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by d3ac0n · · Score: 1, Informative

      The bible only talks about Sin bringing death to humanity. Animals can't sin, they are locked into their basic nature. (IE: they aren't Sentient) So Lions ate lambs or anything else pretty much like they do today, with the exception that God prevented them from eating his Humans.

      It really gets interesting when you think that there is NO indication for how LONG Adam and Eve spent in the garden. We know Adam was around 1000 years old when he finally died, but we don't know how much of that was spent during his "immortal" years. It may very well be that he and Eve only lived for a few years after they ate the fruit, although we know it was long enough to raise Cain and Abel to adulthood..

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    47. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      As best I can tell, the 120 year thing wasn't actually a limit on man's lifespan in general, but 120 years to when the flood occurred. It doesn't make sense that God would look down, see incredible wickedness in the current population, and say "that's it, everyone in the future is only getting 120 years." It does make sense that He would say "120 years and this current wicked population will be judged."

    48. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by operagost · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure why someone gave this a "Funny" mod. Methuselah dies in chapter 5, God's proclamation is in chapter 6, following the flood. He didn't even have to be "grandfathered" in, if you'll excuse the pun.

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    49. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is like arguing if Superman can beat Spiderman.
      Yeah, accepting that superheros are real and superpowers are real and the Marvel universe is real and the D.C. universe is real... ok Superman can beat Spiderman.

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    50. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      I imagine you meant each month was 29 days? If so, how many months were there? More to the point, what's the ratio of old year to new year length? (Living 80 * 29 = 2320 days or less than 7 current years is not notable.)

    51. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by fussy_radical · · Score: 1

      At 930 "years", that would have made Adam 77.5 when he died.

      Not bad for a crash-landed alien without any healthcare.

    52. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > he traded immortality for the knowledge of good and evil. Essentially for a loss of innocence. Pretty crappy trade if you ask me.

      You think that's bad? The Highlander fought and beat every other immortal to gain "the prize". What was "the prize" you ask? He lost his immortality and gained mind-reading. That's like picking the goat behind door number 3.

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    53. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      Duh, he was actually 8 dwarfs in an overcoat.

    54. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 3, Funny

      But "with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day" (2 Peter 3:8).

      Very similar to sitting in history class.

    55. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Everything was, apparently, vegetarian in the Garden of Eden. The lions and the lambs were, also apparently, good pals, lounging about all day. This also explains why they didn't fall or drown. And last, God's only merciful sometimes, other times he's wrathful, dopey, sleepy, happy, grumpy, sneezy, bashful, doc, and pissed.

      Funny bit is, back in the days I went to church, there were nutjob answers to everything, and as a kid, that shit was presented as if it made a damn bit of sense (it was grownups telling me, so it HAD to be truth by definition).

    56. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps just like my coworker left a bottle of Rum & a few extra beers in the fridge before going on vacation without his teenage daughters (cruise with his wife) - it was a test of obedience. Unlike Adam, they passed (and were rewarded). Perhaps also the tree was meant to be used at a later date of His choosing, much like the daughters will be allowed to drink the alcohol in a few years. Everything in its season, and all.
       
      Because I am posting anon, this will likely not get modded insightful as much as your obvious bashing, but food for your thought.

    57. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      At least we can still duplicate our toons, and man the duping process is fun, even though it doesn't work every time.

    58. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gutboy · · Score: 1

      You got the easy version of the quest:
      Genesis Chapter 7:2-3
      Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.
      Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

    59. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't believe the bible then don't believe it. If you want to find contradictions in the bible, fine then find some, but this isn't one.

      Perhaps instead of being blindly critical of something you should read it for yourself instead of waiting to be spoon fed your answers.

    60. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Skelde · · Score: 1

      I don't really know the difference between good and evil, am i innocent then ?

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    61. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      But "with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day" (2 Peter 3:8).

      Another built in generality...

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    62. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DarenN · · Score: 1

      The real question is, how did I miss the dragons!

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    63. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm.. No. you've got that all pretty much wrong.

      1. It was the "Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil", not the "Tree of Life."

      2. He knew it was wrong because God told him so. To Paraphrase: "You can eat anything that grows here in the garden except the fruit from that tree over there. If you eat that fruit you'll die, so don't eat it." Not a good/evil thing so much as a "Hey that's bad stuff, if you're smart you'll obey my instructions and not eat it" kind of thing.

      3. Adam and Eve were kicked out AFTER they ate from the tree and were corrupted by sin. It was as punishment for disobeying his instructions. Also, they then started to age and die.

      4. He put the tree there as a basic test of obedience. He wanted to be obeyed, but he also wanted people to have the free choice to do it. Not that making the wrong choice would be without consequences, but the choice had to be there or it wasn't ever REALLY a free will. (If you have only one choice, is it really free will to choose it?)

      Adam and Eve chose to go their own way, as have most of humanity since that day. Thus we have sin, the fallen state of man, and the need for redemption through Christ. Of course, it is all still free will. You don't HAVE to believe in and obey God, but that doesn't mean there won't be consequences for choosing not to. Every choice has consequences. What sense would it make if they didn't?

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    64. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by JockTroll · · Score: 4, Funny

      It has nothing to do with support. It was reasoned that humans could develop proper emotional responses if they were left to live beyond 120, so a limiting factor was built in.

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    65. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And there I was. thinking builders and programmers gave unreliable estimates...

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    66. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      The image I have in my head is horrible

      Something like this?

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    67. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by martas · · Score: 1

      Expansion of the universe, duh!

    68. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Actually, he traded immortality for the knowledge of good and evil. Essentially for a loss of innocence. Pretty crappy trade if you ask me.

      Also, it is fairly certain that Adam and Eve were banging regularly already. (They were both naked, physically mature, and had all the functional bits as far as we know.)

      So he traded immortality for the knowledge of kinky sex?

    69. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if my friend said, "don't go there, you'll get farsniffled. trust me."

      yeah, i'd probably be baffled.

    70. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea and maybe i should re-read mother goose and examine why jack was jumping over a candlestick.

      make's about as much sense as reading the bible.

    71. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

      I always though of the forbidden fruit was not just a parable regarding knowledge, but consciousness/self awareness... That once Adam ate, death became a reality for him in that he could interpret what it meant (or to be naked, or note time passing).

        He was going to die regardless, but now he was aware of what was going to happen. After he had that snack with Eve, the party ended.

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    72. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DC2088 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are you joking with me? Genesis 3:22. ""Lest he reach out his hand and take also of the tree of life and eat, and live forever ..." therefore the LORD God sent him out from the garden of Eden." As for the "Not a good/evil thing", if you had absolutely NO moral faculties, would you know whether to trust glowy beard guy versus snake and sexy rib woman? Just because someone tells you something is wrong, if you have no sense of morality whatsoever, you'll take their word for it? Don't answer that, actually. I think I know the answer. :(

    73. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

      A Man said to god "What's a million years to you?"
      God said "A second."
      Then the man said to god "what's a million dollars to you?"
      God said "A penny."
      So the man said to god, "Would you give me a penny?"
      God said "Of course I will. Just a second..."

    74. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DC2088 · · Score: 1

      Addendum: Sexy rib women are convincing creatures

    75. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's probably more certain that Adam and Eve didn't exist.

    76. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      No belly buttons though, apparently.

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    77. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You do realize that it was all a setup. A test by god to see if man was truly worthy of sentience and self determination. If Adam had never eaten the fruit it would have proven he was no different from an animal, unworthy of god's gift of sentience. That's the true lesson to be learned from the garden of eden story.

    78. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I rather believe it's a metaphor for the arise of civilization. God gave the capacity to graduate from living on instinct and biological impuses to having a conscience and morality, thereby enabling complex human society. Instead of just continuing to eat from the tree of life (easy foraging, but being restricted to the "garden" where foraging is easy), the Hebrews became a hard-working agrarian society with the added mobility, lifespan, and morality to hold civilization together. But, after gaining that knowledge, there is no going back to easy naked foraging.

      This is what creation myths do - try to explain why things are the way they are. Why snakes have no legs, why humans have so much childbirth pain compared to most animals, why a dog will lick his balls in front of you while humans tend to cover up, etc. Genesis knocked all that out in one story that can also inspire spiritual understanding.

      So take it easy - the Bible is a beautiful, culturally rich collection of writings that are also useful spiritually. The fundamentalist vs. athiest thing just sucks all the life out of it. If you let go of all the B.S. that's been piled on the Bible for hundreds of years, it's actually an awesome book.

    79. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by IcephishCR · · Score: 1

      He didn't, he lived to 93 - the 0 at the end was approximately how many tenths of years - common translation problem...many of the ages from that time had a "tenths of year" on the end...

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    80. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      well actually long enough for them to give birth to seth the son they had after able was killed and cain was exiled.

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    81. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      or relativity.

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    82. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is still theological debate though if animals truly were not sentient in the GoE. One would think Eve would have been surprised at the prospect of a talking snake, but she didn't even begin to question the validity of this. When Adam found out about the snakes advice he didn't even question the validity of the story.

      It is because of this that it is thought animals were significantly different before the fall, possibly more akin to Angels than how we know them today.

    83. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      > he traded immortality for the knowledge of good and evil. Essentially for a loss of innocence. Pretty crappy trade if you ask me.

      You think that's bad? The Highlander fought and beat every other immortal to gain "the prize". What was "the prize" you ask? He lost his immortality and gained mind-reading. That's like picking the goat behind door number 3.

      Ignoring the mind-reading bit, the loss of immortality as the prize does make quite a bit of sense--I mean, listen to the words of "who wants to live forever."

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    84. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2

      Recently, I have come to interpret "die" as a process. Usually, we refer to it, as a completed action, but I think that dieing is more of a process.

      That's not to say that all vocabulary is used in the same way throughout the Bible. I'm just saying that dieing can be a slow process or a quick process.

      A while ago, Slashdot had that big discussion about euthanasia, and somebody said that a particular woman was already dead, because of her brain being mostly deteriorated. I don't know what to believe about the specific incident, but I do believe that death is more of a process and destination.

      When there is a corpse that is rotting, then yes, the person has "arrived". What about when the brain is gone, but the heart cells are still alive? What about if the heart is completely gone, but the brain is still active?

      Frankly, I don't trust the typical scientific definition of death for an accurate definition, but I do trust it for a general use.

    85. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Superman would win only in a clean, face to face fight.
      In reality, Peter Parker is a lot smarter than Superman, he would find a way to beat him.

    86. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny that you use the word 'know' in that treatment.

    87. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by keytoe · · Score: 1

      The thought is that there was s*x in the Garden before he ate the apple.

      Six of what? Don't leave me hanging!

      Seriously, how did you get to a point where you needed to censor the word 'sex'?!

    88. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      And a 3 year old has no understanding why you don't put your fingers in the electrical outlet either but can still obey its parents.

      That is the point prior to the apple, all they did was seek pleasure, avoid pain and obey. Consumption of the apple empowered them to make their own judgements rather than simply accept that of the father; which is not so they lacked free will before simply judgement.

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    89. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm.. No. you've got that all pretty much wrong.

      1. It was the "Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil", not the "Tree of Life."

      There were two mentioned trees that were magic, not just the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil: Genesis 2:9 - And out of the ground made Jehovah God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

      Not that we're talking about anything legitimate here, just being literal on the text.

    90. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This explains the Cataclysm expansion to WoW so much...

    91. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      You assuming that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was in fact a literal tree. Think in terms of an innocent 10 year old child who does not know the difference between good and bad. He is given the internet by his benevolent overlord and seer, who is a wise guy and strongly believes against censorship and the like, but he is told to never go to a site called 4chan.

      Of course though, being the disobedient little brat that he is, he goes straight to the 4chan /b/ board and his innocence is brutally taken from him. He has seen evil and is corrupted.

      This basically points out just how sinful we truly are, we are programmed to be so.

      Don't think of Elephants ...

      ... What did you just do? I bet you thought of Elephants didn't you? Admit it you sad fuck, you thought of elephants merely because I implanted the suggestion in your mind. That in and of itself is why we are sinners to our very core. This is why the Christian Bible, in merely the first few pages already lays the foundation for how useless and defective you are without God.

      This is why I have trouble accepting that even if God exists, that he would be infallible, when he fucked up so royally on people. Did he outsource the programming to Galactic India? Did his project managers follow Waterfall methodology? Did he do a poor job of communicating requirements?

    92. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      The Bible claims that woman was created from Man's Rib. Or at least that is the popular interpretation we know today from English, however if you were to look back to the original Aramaic or Greek translation it really stated something closer to:

      Woman was created from Man's Bone

      This is a significantly different interpretation because what bone could really be talked about? The word Bone, even thousands of years ago could have appropriately been used to refer to a man's penis. If one were to take this translation that Woman was created from Man's Penis then that means Adam shot off some Knuckle Children and Eve popped up or it means that God created Eve FROM his penis, meaning that he started there like one would a plaster mold from the penis or something that fits it like a Vagina, then he just created everything else on the Woman starting with her Vagina which his Penis would fit perfectly into.

      This seems to suggest that a sexual partner was the primary purpose for Woman even existing, even more so than actual reproduction.

    93. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      So, in essence, none of the "immortals" was immortal. All but one would be killed by "the one" and "the one" would lose his immortality.

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    94. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Hatta · · Score: 1

      3. Adam and Eve were kicked out AFTER they ate from the tree and were corrupted by sin. It was as punishment for disobeying his instructions. Also, they then started to age and die.

      And procreate. Don't forget, procreation is punishment from god.

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    95. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Ok, my bad, the word is yom, it can mean day or afternoon or age or daily or eternity or entire or lifetime or long or perpetually... the word doesn't translate well to a term we have in English

      It translates just fine to the English word "day". How many people think that the expression "back in my day" refers to a specific calendar day?

    96. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Talderas · · Score: 2

      4. He put the tree there as a basic test of obedience. He wanted to be obeyed, but he also wanted people to have the free choice to do it. Not that making the wrong choice would be without consequences, but the choice had to be there or it wasn't ever REALLY a free will. (If you have only one choice, is it really free will to choose it?)

      Adam and Eve chose to go their own way, as have most of humanity since that day. Thus we have sin, the fallen state of man, and the need for redemption through Christ. Of course, it is all still free will. You don't HAVE to believe in and obey God, but that doesn't mean there won't be consequences for choosing not to. Every choice has consequences. What sense would it make if they didn't?

      It's rather interesting that the Bible was talking about free will. I've noticed something disconcerting with humanity. We have free will but we don't want it. If you ask people to make a decision between two situations one of which is entirely negative and one that is positive they will tell you they don't have a choice. Humans, on the whole, only want free will when the situation is to choose between two options with fairly equivalent outcomes.

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    97. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting note, speaking of future times the book of Revelation states that "In those days people will seek death but will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them!"

    98. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      That's a fair point. I guess it is more accurate to say that it is grammatically difficult to translate it in such a way that the contextual clues lead to the correct meaning of the word.

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    99. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't God omniscient? Doesn't that mean that he knew a head of time that they would eat the fruit? Knowing the outcome of a test makes it not very much a test at all. In fact, punishing someone for failing a test which you created knowing they would fail is bordering on sadistic.

      Heck, why bother even creating the garden of eden in the first place if you know before hand that you will just banish humanity from it soon after. Doesn't make much sense to me...

    100. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      He put the tree there as a basic test of obedience. He wanted to be obeyed, but he also wanted people to have the free choice to do it. Not that making the wrong choice would be without consequences, but the choice had to be there or it wasn't ever REALLY a free will. (If you have only one choice, is it really free will to choose it?)

      How is that different from leaving a loaded gun around a toddler "as a test of obedience"?

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    101. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maybe this is a different interpretation, given my Jewish and not Christian upbringing, but I learned that after Adam and Eve ate the apple, they realized they were naked and clothed themselves. God came walking by (metaphorically speaking) and they hid. He asked where they were not because He didn't know, but because it was a test. Adam and Eve revealed themselves and God asked why they ate the fruit of the tree. Here, He was giving them a chance to repent their sins, but they chose to blame each other. Adam blamed Eve and Eve blamed the snake. (Not sure it's recorded who the snake blamed.) Only after they chose not to repent (especially having now learned good from evil), did they get their punishments.

      Like I said, though, this might be different interpretations from different religious perspectives. Christianity is big on the "Fall of Man" in Eden leading up to Jesus sacrificing himself to absolve that sin. Judaism, meanwhile, is big on repenting as a means of absolving sins. (See: Yom Kippur when Jews fast and repent in order to have our sins from the past year forgiven.)

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    102. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. He put the tree there as a basic test of obedience. He wanted to be obeyed, but he also wanted people to have the free choice to do it. Not that making the wrong choice would be without consequences, but the choice had to be there or it wasn't ever REALLY a free will. (If you have only one choice, is it really free will to choose it?)

      Right, so God's a dick. Got it.

    103. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Why is this at -1? It's actually pretty funny if you get the Blade Runner reference.

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    104. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my parents did this back in my high school days I would take a shot and replace what I took with the same amount of sugar water. They never found out, but then again, they are not omnipotent beings of justice either.

    105. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by modecx · · Score: 2

      Here's the thing about the Adam Eve myth: according to the scripture itself; in both the new testament and the old Hebrew writings, God is an all knowing being, past, future present, his hand is in it all, right?

      So, he up and creates the universe one day, gets bored and makes humanity's prototypes. Regardless of what he commands of them, he already knows they're going to fail, because he knows every possible variation in the endless series of contingencies he set into motion. In other words, they've already failed the instant they were created; unless God himself chose to be willfully ignorant of the foreseeable.

      One could therefore argue that in fact, he would have created Adam and Eve with not only the potential to disobey, but they were designed with this in mind, and it was never a question of free will.

      Or, you know, the whole thing is bullshit anyway.

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    106. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with an aversion to free will and everything to do with an aversion to change.

      Humanity likes conformity. Humanity likes comfortability. Humanity likes consensus.

      Humanity hates that which is different. Humanity dislikes a positive outcome that breaks from the normal. Humanity fears change.

      One aspect of Humanity we can all count on is that we have a natural tendency to pick a familiar Hell over an unfamiliar Heaven. Just look at every web programmer who suffers trying to build scalable enterprise web applications in PHP when they could be using a language intended for this sort of thing like C# or Java ;-)

    107. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by ThePeices · · Score: 1

      geez, dont you guys take that bible stuff a little bit too seriously?

      Its not all purely literal truth you know ( there is no such thing as magic )

    108. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      the Hebrews became a hard-working agrarian society with the added mobility, lifespan, and morality to hold civilization together

      Wrong.

      The Sumerian peoples were a hard working agrarian society that formed the first cities around limited water sources making them the first to begin farming on a grand scale (BTW Abraham was a Sumerian). The Hebrews were a nomadic people that were briefly enslaved by the later Egyptians but eventually became conquerors themselves. They were notable for doing little fighting themselves but paying conquered peoples in silver to assist in further conquest and pillage of desert cities. They were probably the first society to use finance as a means of subjugation and control.

    109. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Way too many ignorant people out there who don't believe the Bible who like to mouth off at believers or scholars when they themselves don't realize they're actually the ones that are mistaken about its contents.

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    110. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Umm, what happened after 930 years then? Death. He died. God said he'd die. I see no compatibility error here.

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    111. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he wasn't sure if they'd eat it or not?

    112. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You may be trolling but just in case you're serious:

      Thou shalt surely die - moth tamuth; Literally, a death thou shalt die; or, dying thou shalt die. Thou shalt not only die spiritually, by losing the life of God, but from that moment thou shalt become mortal, and shalt continue in a dying state till thou die. This we find literally accomplished; every moment of man's life may be considered as an act of dying, till soul and body are separated. Other meanings have been given of this passage, but they are in general either fanciful or incorrect.

      cf. http://bible.cc/genesis/2-17.htm

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    113. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The ongoing discussion of how God's will works in light of his foreknowledge is often loud and vociferous among believers who hold one position or another. There is no clear answer for those who believe except to accept how God describes himself. That said, it is written that the way of God confounds the wise, so ...

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    114. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adam and Eve lived to be 900+ years old, so Methuselah got jealous and complained ;)

      Btw, do people really believe this stuff is true? That's not a troll, I just can't imagine that any educated person would believe such clap trap.

    115. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      From http://bible.cc/genesis/2-17.htm

      Thou shalt surely die - moth tamuth; Literally, a death thou shalt die; or, dying thou shalt die. Thou shalt not only die spiritually, by losing the life of God, but from that moment thou shalt become mortal, and shalt continue in a dying state till thou die. This we find literally accomplished; every moment of man's life may be considered as an act of dying, till soul and body are separated. Other meanings have been given of this passage, but they are in general either fanciful or incorrect.

      And/or, the old testament is written in Hebrew, not English and how you interpret the English version you may be familiar with is not nearly so relevant as what's actually written there in Hebrew...

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    116. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm pretty sure the 120 years in that passage was the amount of time remaining until the deluge -- a one-time event.

      Which (incidentally, not that this has anything to do with your point) happened within a year of when Methusaleh died. (You have to do a small amount of arithmetic to put this together, based on the ages of a Methusaleh and Lamech when their sons were born and Noah's age when the flood came.) Some theologians speculate that Methusaleh's name was prophetic, something along the lines of "he dies [and then] [it will be] sent", in reference to the flood. This is linguistically plausible, but the Bible doesn't actually say what his name means (and the name is far too succinct to be as clear as all that in the absence of additional clarification). For that matter, it doesn't even actually say whether he died right before the flood came or *because* of the flood; it only gives enough information to conclude that both events happened within a year of one another.

      In any case, people who read that passage as a hard limit on maximum human lifespan are engaging in a practice we call "eisegesis" -- reading an interpretation _into_ the text rather than taking it for just what it says. Whether medical science in the current era will be able to extend human lifespan beyond 114 or 120 or any other arbitrary finite figure you care to name is an issue the Bible does not address.

      It does say something about lifespans during the Millennium (see for example Isaiah 65), but that's a future era. Before that happens, there's to be (among other things) an earthquake so severe that cities and mountains and islands just plain cease to exist, worldwide (Rev. 16:17f). Ad interim, we don't really know what will happen to human lifespans in the immediate future, although I would tend to assume that people who make extremely grandiose claims (like, "the first person to live to 1000 has probably already been born) don't know either and are just making stuff up.

      HTH.HAND.

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    117. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much my take on the whole thing more and more these days.

      Purely from a logical perspective, God as described by most Christian denominations is a logical fallacy. Supposedly he knows everything including the future. He's not good at guessing or making predictions based on estimates, but he actually knows factually what is going to happen. This is only possible if there is no randomness in the universe. And hence he's responsible for everything that he sets in motion.

      After all I can't hold a rock responsible for it's fall to the earth when I toss it into the air, it is merely acting in accordance to the laws of physics that govern it's motion. The laws that govern how a human mind will react to any given stimuli are obviously far more complex and well beyond our understanding currently. But for a god to know the future it would be a necessity.

      Basically for god to exist in the standard Chrisitian sense you have to forgo the idea of free will. I would say that it's entirely possible that there is a god like being out there whom the Chrisitian God is based on. And if there comes a time when I get to stand before him in judgement I'll be happy to tell him he can shove his manipulative, lying, geonocidal, hypocritical opinions up his own ass.

    118. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 1

      This... is not a post I would have expected to see given a +5 on Slashdot.

      Not only is it uncritical bible apologism, lacking any real meta-awareness and knee-deep in rather simplistic assertions, but that signature does not really lead me towards considering the poster a well-balanced and rational individual. This person does not like complexity to exist in the world.

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    119. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      seems kind of unfair to judge people who didn't have the ability to know right from wrong.

    120. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Cutriss · · Score: 1

      Jesus got banned for repeated violations of the TOS. He got caught duping some fish and bread and then started handing it out freely. He was also flagged for poshacking when a GM found him be walking on water.

      He told his guildmates that he'd be back on a new account, though.

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    121. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Well if you trust Bible thumpers, he gave us free will, and one of the downsides of free will is you get to make bad choices and good choices. If you put it in terms of jelly doughnuts or a tasteless fiber bar, you make the same sort of choice - one is better for you and one the one you may crave.

      The problem I have with the Christian Bible is it says some things I feel are morally really bad are actually good.
      Question 1.
      Bob brutally rapes and beats Carol to an inch of he life, but she manages to pull through. His punishment is:
      a) imprisonment
      b) death by stoning
      c) he must marry Carol

      and the correct answer is: c.

      Americans were outraged when that happened in Iraq, but they are just following the Qur'an, which has the same source.

      Question 2.
      Joe divorces his wife Lisa and marries the widow Irina while Lisa still lives. According to the Bible, this is
      a) OK
      b) is adultery and both Joe and Irina should be executed by stoning
      c) is OK because Irina is a widow.

      Correct answer is: b. Joe is still married in God's eyes and therefore has committed adultery.

      Question 3:
      The widow Sasha has sex with the unmarried Grog. They need to
      a) marry or be executed for adultery
      b) it is OK as long as Sasha doesn't get pregnant
      c) it is OK as long as Grog doesn't have sex with any other women.

      The correct answer is b, though there is some ambiguity (it is more like 'b' as long as Grog doesn't get caught and Sasha doesn't turn him in and Sasha doesn't take any money for the service).

    122. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It's definitely not metaphorical, either... which makes it... *waits for it, waits for it* *waving arms* come on guys.. you can do it.. say the rest...

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    123. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interpretation is fun.

      The same is said about the writings of Nostradamus, which were also hoaxes.

    124. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      But isn't God omniscient? Doesn't that mean that he knew a head of time that they would eat the fruit? Knowing the outcome of a test makes it not very much a test at all. In fact, punishing someone for failing a test which you created knowing they would fail is bordering on sadistic.

      I said this one day to my parents coming home from church.
      I was told not to question god, because he is all-knowing.

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    125. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Death is not the end of existence. Nothing ever goes out of existence, but only changes form and/or location. The biblical definition of death is only a "separation". The instant that Adam disbelieved God and proved this disbelief by disobedience, he died spiritually, that is he and all of us that descended from him are spiritually separated from God. The separation between his body and soul, physical death, happened 930 years later.

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    126. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by sjames · · Score: 1

      Unless it was a natural consequence rather than a deliberate act of punishment.

    127. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      No, you're amoral.

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    128. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It was written to give reason for it, nothing more.
      Of course everyone is looking for something more, it's a human trait.

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    129. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather know and die, than lie for ever in ignorance.

    130. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      "God's only merciful sometimes, other times he's wrathful, dopey, sleepy, happy, grumpy, sneezy, bashful, doc, and pissed."

      Yep... hence the many claims that God must be a woman. :P

    131. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Whether Adam knew what death was or not is irrelevant. The fact is that he disbelieved God, in effect calling God a liar. He proved this disbelief by doing what God had told him not to do. Not understanding the consequences of disobedience doesn't change the outcome. Most people don't like being called a liar, so the God who cannot lie would understandably be very offended. (Titus 1:2)

      When I tell my 3-year-old grandson to not stick hairpins into a wall socket, he must believe me and obey, regardless of whether he understands the consequences of doing so.

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    132. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It really gets interesting when you think that there is NO indication for how LONG Adam and Eve spent in the garden. We know Adam was around 1000 years old when he finally died, but we don't know how much of that was spent during his "immortal" years. It may very well be that he and Eve only lived for a few years after they ate the fruit, although we know it was long enough to raise Cain and Abel to adulthood..

      "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. Altogether, Adam lived 930 years, and then he died."

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    133. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      Question 1. Bob brutally rapes and beats Carol to an inch of he life, but she manages to pull through. His punishment is: a) imprisonment b) death by stoning c) he must marry Carol and the correct answer is: c.

      What, that isn't how you met your wife? ^_^ V But in all seriousness, marriage back then for a man was sort of disconnected when it came to sex. It really meant that he was financially responsible for her and her children's physical well being. If you were a poor man then marriage would be a devastating punishment for you. On top of that you are forgetting that the rapist had to pay a fine to the village elders as well. If they couldn't pay that basically meant slavery. Still sucks for the woman but still...

      Question 3: The widow Sasha has sex with the unmarried Grog. They need to a) marry or be executed for adultery b) it is OK as long as Sasha doesn't get pregnant c) it is OK as long as Grog doesn't have sex with any other women. The correct answer is b, though there is some ambiguity (it is more like 'b' as long as Grog doesn't get caught and Sasha doesn't turn him in and Sasha doesn't take any money for the service).

      Again, not really the whole story. If you were a woman your lot in life pretty much fell into three categories. You were a daughter and you must obey your father until you are married and sex will bind you in marriage to the man. You were a wife and you must obey your husband and not commit adultery. You were a widow and simply to survive you MUST remarry, become a concubine or become a prostitute, which basically means you are independent. Prostitution itself was not a sin worthy of stoning back then because it literally was the only way for a widow to survive. Interestingly it was ok for men to be with prostitutes because it was viewed as charity. Most modern interpretations of the bible phrased it in such a way to seem as if men were being charitable to widows when in fact they were really just paying them for sex.

    134. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same thing, and replied that I wasn't questioning God - just the idiots who came up with the story.

    135. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But "with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day" (2 Peter 3:8).

      I thought this might apply to finances too. So I asked the Lord if he would give me a dollar. He said "In a minute".

    136. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by opinionbot · · Score: 1

      When you say "know", you must be using a very low threshold for proof. Personally I'd take a claim that someone lived for 1000 years as a very good reason to doubt the source, rather than something interesting to be taken as fact and explained. The simplest explanation seems to be that it's a fairy tale told by bronze-age parents to their kids

    137. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Are you sure?

      If they were innocent, then they were probably less sexually inclined than children. IE, they probably thought their bodies were funny.

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    138. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by slapout · · Score: 1

      He died spiritually, not physically.

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    139. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wanted to be obeyed, but he also wanted people to have the free choice to do it. Not that making the wrong choice would be without consequences, but the choice had to be there or it wasn't ever REALLY a free will.?

      The original and most severe case of narcissistic personality disorder (uncured). Hey you, keep that pitchfork away from me!

    140. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lifespans gradually decreased post-flood.

      I'm not sure why someone gave this a "Funny" mod

      A halo reference, perhaps?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_%28Halo%29

    141. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think that sums up the only real difference between Judaism and Christianity: Judaism believes in continual repentance to absolve sin, and Christianity says that was just a model for people to practice until the Messiah absolved all sin -- that repentance was good and all, but it didn't really make you right with God because prior to the Messiah, there was no repentance that actually weighed equal in the scale to sin against God.

      Many Jews agree with this view as well, which is how some moderate Jews argue that animal sacrifice and observance of Jubilee among other things are not really required anymore (especially post-destruction of the temple in Jerusalem). The difference being, of course, that Jews don't believe that the Messiah has returned yet, and don't believe that Gentiles can be saved without fully converting to the practices of Judaism.

      Islam takes a different branch and argues that the Jews don't have a monopoly on God, and follow a more Samaritan-style approach to religion, life, and salvation. Doing so, they miss all the rules and prophecies of Judaism, and so don't have a Messiah figure at all.

      Mormons take things one step further than Christians and believe that we are already in the apocalyptic time -- that there has already been a second return of the Messiah, and we have a limited time to make things right before the end time. As such, they share bits with Jews, Muslims and Christians, but have taken things to the next level, with the largest amount of historical baggage.

      Jehovah's Witnesses, well, they re-interpreted the King James Bible in their image (almost completely ignoring the original Hebrew and Greek texts) and believe that the afterlife is only open to a limited elect -- and you have to be the best of the best to be one of those people -- thus ignoring basic tenets of all the other mentioned faith groups that they then go on to base the rest of their religion upon.

    142. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      He died before the limit was imposed. Prior to that, many people lived hundreds of years, such as Adam.

      There have been some schools of thought that the ages of death for most of those pre-Noah days were actual mistranslations of MONTHS.

      Noah=950 months=79 years

      Adam=930=77

      Seth=912=76

      Enosh=905=75

      Methuselah=969 months=88 years old

      THAT sounds reasonable. Living to age 88 in a pre-medicine, primitive surgery era is pretty impressive, but NOT miraculous or a sign of mutant genes. Given how driven the early cultures were by the lunar cycles rather than solar, this doesn't sound out of line.

    143. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      No they didn't. The early works were written in a time of measurement that principally revolved around a lunar calendar. There are about 13 lunar cycles per year. Divide those hundreds by 13 and you'll note very average ages.

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    144. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1
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    145. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Occams · · Score: 1

      Heck! You American Bible nuts are funny. Whe will you grow up and understand that nothing in the Old Testament is literally true.

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    146. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      There have been some schools of thought that the ages of death for most of those pre-Noah days were actual mistranslations of MONTHS

      Noah=950 months=79 years

      Adam=930=77

      Seth=912=76

      Enosh=905=75

      And Seth had Enosh when he was 105 months (or 8 years and 9 months) old, but Enosh was even more virile, and begat Methuselah at the ripe age of 65 months (that is, five years and a half). Truly those were days of great wonders!

    147. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by butalearner · · Score: 1

      Funny bit is, back in the days I went to church, there were nutjob answers to everything, and as a kid, that shit was presented as if it made a damn bit of sense (it was grownups telling me, so it HAD to be truth by definition).

      Shit man, that's what most of the posters in the thread above you are doing, and they're getting modded up for it. I hope you're right and I'm just missing the underlying tone, or I guess it might be interesting if you're studying mythology or something. Either way I just wasted several minutes of my life staring at the Reply block trying to think of a way to respond to that utter nonsense without too many expletives.

    148. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, of course, the alternate-alternate intepretation: Adam and Eve were always meant to eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Exit from the Garden was not a punishment, it was a graduation - a child reaching adulthood and moving into their own house. Just as living on your own is much harder than having your parents provide for you, human lives became much harder - but also more rewarding.

    149. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Also, wouldn't this mistranslation mean that our lifespans would now be limited to 10 years? I am pretty certain that somewhere in the thousands of years of scholarly translation and study, someone would have caught this. That's one reason why we revise texts and there are several editions of some translations of the Scripture - errors are made and caught later by scholars, and revisions are made.

    150. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, I've seen your posts on here, and I'm sorry to be the one who has to tell you this, but I have bad news for you: Santa isn't real.

    151. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      He didn't. His age is based in the Hebrew "hands of hands" factoral 5 numbering system, and in moons rather than years, making him dead at 84 our time.

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    152. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by butalearner · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia talks about this a bit, but the lunar interpretation means Enoch was 5 when he had Methuselah. More "realistic" ages are achieved if you just assume the ages were multiplied by ten.

    153. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by claytongulick · · Score: 1

      Depends on when. If Superman had fscked with Spidey when he had his Captain Universe mojo (post Acts of Vengance, prior to battle with Tri-Sentinel) Superman would have gotten his butt kicked back to krypton.

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    154. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by neonKow · · Score: 1

      Because I am posting anon, this will likely not get modded insightful as much as your obvious bashing, but food for your thought.

      It's probably not getting modded insightful because you're not really answering his question. Rather, you are seeing his question as some sort of a challenge that is therefore "bashing" something, when it should be a completely legitimate question anyone who considers him/herself a "believer" should have asked him/herself.

      Addressing your points:
      1. The test of obedience was to not eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, not the Tree of Life.
      2. The question is, if Adam and Eve didn't know what was right and what was wrong, how would they know obeying was right? There are various answers to this.
      3. It seems pretty clear that Adam and Eve were kicked out so they wouldn't eat from the Tree of Life. This was his second question. Also worth answering with more than, "Maybe He had a plan."

    155. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The difference being, of course, that Jews don't believe that the Messiah has returned yet, and don't believe that Gentiles can be saved without fully converting to the practices of Judaism.

      Well, just to correct this, Jews don't believe the Messiah has come at all (much less returned for a second time). We believe that Jesus was just a rabbi of the time and not a Messiah. As for Gentiles, we believe that they just have to follow the Noachide Laws, 7 laws of Noah ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Laws_of_Noah ):

      1. Prohibition of Idolatry
      2. Prohibition of Murder
      3. Prohibition of Theft
      4. Prohibition of Sexual immorality
      5. Prohibition of Blasphemy
      6. Prohibition of eating flesh taken from an animal while it is still alive
      7. Establishment of courts of law

      If a Gentile follows all seven of these, they're fine. Jews have to go above and beyond, though, and have many more laws to follow..

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    156. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      3. Adam and Eve were kicked out AFTER they ate from the tree and were corrupted by sin. It was as punishment for disobeying his instructions. Also, they then started to age and die.

      And procreate. Don't forget, procreation is punishment from god.

      No it isn't, it's supposed to be one of God's gifts and rewards. Of course, there are strings attached:

      1) Procreation in "marriage" only.
      2) Procreation is God's way furthering life, but procreation without the intent of children is a perversion of the gift.
      3) Almost every sexual-related Christian law is related to #2.

    157. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Without revealing my own beliefs (call me a chicken), how do you know there were any lions (or lambs) in the Garden? For all we know, it was fenced in, and had only a few species of animals. Or maybe Adam did his naming looking through the fence.

    158. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite comic takes on Christianity: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2292#comic

      I, however disagree that omniscience and knowing exactly what will happen implies there is no free will. There is enough randomness in the universe such that you cannot predict outcomes down the road, even with 100% perfect prediction methods. At some point we might find that our understanding of the way things work more complete, and what we perceive as random might become purely ordered and predictable, but we don't have any reason yet to think that's the case.

      I feel for instance, you can have the -exact- same makeup of the Cosmic Egg (or whatever you want to call the Big Bang) and have the Big Bang go off in identical ways, and yet have completely different results after billions of years. I don't believe reality is that ordered.

    159. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Six of what? Don't leave me hanging!

      Seriously, how did you get to a point where you needed to censor the word 'sex'?!

      Maybe he's typing on a public terminal which scans for certain words to ensure people aren't misusing the computer.

      I've posted on forums (and I still use those forums) where I couldn't use the word 'grape' without being censored, because it has 'rape' in there. No kidding. They're semi-popular forums for a certain game company as well..

    160. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by marnues · · Score: 1

      No, the GP meant months. As in 969 * 29 / 365 = ~76 years old when Methuselah died.

    161. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by marnues · · Score: 1

      Blarg... we both meant years!

    162. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like arguing if Superman can beat Spiderman.
      Yeah, accepting that superheros are real and superpowers are real and the Marvel universe is real and the D.C. universe is real... ok Superman can beat Spiderman.

      Bull. Spidey is a scientist, & would put Kryptonite into his web formula (even if he does have "natural" web ability).

    163. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      How does this interpretation get around people living 120 * 29 / 365 = under 10 years at most? It seems completely unworkable.

    164. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      Yes, but apparently unable to procreate. That didn't happen until after. I guess someone already knew that kids where going to spoil all the fun after all.

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    165. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who said they had no moral faculties? I think that is your interpretation.

    166. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      It isn't really free will if you have to choose between doing what someone else tells you and death. I wouldn't consider jumping off a cliff or not jumping off a choice.. just a reality. If god/government/mugger in an alley, are telling me I have to do something or die.. it's not free choice.

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    167. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      That was before we found out he was really a space alien.. did the sequel bother anyone else as badly as it did me?

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    168. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to point out that Adam and Eve had Seth as well. Further, Genesis 5:4 tells us Adam had daughters (plural) too.

      The sin was Adam & Eve's sin. not sure why you have capitalised it. sin just means "disobedience of God's law" or however you want to phrase it.

      There isn't much evidence either way for what the animals did before the fall...so any ideas we may have are purely conjecture.

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    169. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      We know the snake could talk - but there's no requirement for morals, at least not like humans.

      The snake only told its view of the world. It didn't talk in terms of morals - it spoke in terms of cause and effect, which animals know well even today.

      Here's another thought for you. Suppose the tree wasn't special at all, and that it was just an arbitrary rule. The eating thereof brought about the awareness that they had done something "wrong" (against God's will) and this was the first time they had experienced guilt, and a range of other emotions and behaviours that went along with it. Suddenly their perspective on life was a whole lot different than before...

      Now, this is just an idea, and it may well be that the tree did have some "powers" associated with it...as the tree of life must also....but interesting to think about nonetheless.

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    170. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Not true. There is a hebrew idiom used "dying thou shalt die". So it basically means that this is the process by which he would EVENTUALLY die.

      And it is absolutely true. In the day he ate it, the dying process started.

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    171. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by socceroos · · Score: 1

      Close, but still no cigar (IMHO). =)

      Adam and Eve still had to suffer the consequences of their original sin. The judgement of God had to be passed down even if they did repent. You see, the whole point of the Gospel is based in this: if at one point you ever sin then you must suffer the just wrath of God on your sin (ie. Hell) - this being to totally reasonable stipulation from God to the creatures he created (for the apologist: KJV Rom 9:20). But, despite this, God offered a way out - the future death of His son (Christ). The only way Christ could atone for our sins was to live a perfect life, devoid of sin and then - at the end - die on a cross and take all the sins of his 'elect' (this is getting pretty heavy for non-Christians to follow - I know) on himself - thus freeing them from their own need to go to Hell for their sins.

      The moment Adam and Eve sinned, the whole need of and plan for Christ was set rolling - that's the idea. The mind-blowing thing: this was all part of the plan. Again, for those that think it doesn't sound fair have to grapple with the logic behind Rom 9:20.

    172. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      its funny, but he got married before he ate the fruit...

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    173. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think this is the end all be all but it's not. Say you lose your friend at the age of 25. That's 50 years without him and then if you've both accepted Christ, eternity with your loved ones. What difference is 50 years in the light of eternity? Also remember that Jesus Himself was sacrificed on the cross so He also has experienced our griefs. You can't look at the evil on this Earth over a short period of time and hold it against One who promises you eternal bliss.

    174. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by modecx · · Score: 1

      I feel for instance, you can have the -exact- same makeup of the Cosmic Egg (or whatever you want to call the Big Bang) and have the Big Bang go off in identical ways, and yet have completely different results after billions of years. I don't believe reality is that ordered.

      We all know the dopplegangerverse should be about ten feet off from the original.

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    175. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by operagost · · Score: 1

      Ohh... heh not bad.

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    176. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      We know the snake could talk - but there's no requirement for morals, at least not like humans.

      For years we have assumed the forbidden fruit was apples. Now we find it it was magic mushrooms.

    177. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hey, guys, guys! it's a story, a myth, it's not real, so why bother arguing about how realistic it is?

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    178. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There is still theological debate though if animals truly were not sentient in the GoE. One would think Eve would have been surprised at the prospect of a talking snake, but she didn't even begin to question the validity of this. When Adam found out about the snakes advice he didn't even question the validity of the story.

      It is because of this that it is thought animals were significantly different before the fall, possibly more akin to Angels than how we know them today.

      This would be fascinating stuff if the Fall was an actual historical event. It wasn't.

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    179. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And last, God's only merciful sometimes, other times he's wrathful, dopey, sleepy, happy, grumpy, sneezy, bashful, doc, and pissed.

      So it should be "Snow White and the Seven Aspects of an Omnipotent and Omnipresent God"? I suppose the apple biting should have given away its religious purpose.

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    180. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This is like arguing if Superman can beat Spiderman. Yeah, accepting that superheros are real and superpowers are real and the Marvel universe is real and the D.C. universe is real... ok Superman can beat Spiderman.

      Oh, we've got a Supermanist in have we? Heretic! Burn the witch!

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    181. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I can't believe someone on slashdot just wrote "s*x" instead of "sex".

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    182. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      the word is yom, it can mean day or afternoon or age or daily or eternity or entire or lifetime or long or perpetually...

      The more comments like this I read, the more I think you should only be allowed to read the Bible in the original language, i.e. leave it to rabbis and priests and let everyone else deal with the real world instead.

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    183. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The metaphorical interpretations of the Bible is interesting in the same way that a metaphorical interpretation of The Lord of the Rings is interesting. The difference is that everyone (apart from a few people on slashdot) knows LOTR is just fiction

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    184. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does goldman sachs have anything to do with this?

    185. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Like I said, that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. Judaism doesn't believe in the concept of original sin or that you need to believe in Christ to get rid of your sins. We believe that repenting for your sins is the path to redemption. Thus, if Adam and Eve had repented, they would never have been expelled from Eden. It's one of the key differences between Christianity and Judaism's world views.

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    186. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      That's why a good Strongs concordance and a parallel Bible app are a wonderful thing. Cross a good academic translation like the 2010 NIV with a good literal like Youngs and a good traditional like NASB, throw in a good concordance and dictionary and read the full passage and related passages for context and it isn't too bad, but yeah, some parts require careful study.

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    187. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Actually, he traded immortality for the knowledge of good and evil. Essentially for a loss of ignorance. Pretty crappy trade if you ask me.

      FTFY

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    188. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      how do you know there were any lions (or lambs) in the Garden?

      Because of all the paintings that were hanging on my church walls, of course. You had some lions, some lambs, some trees, some naked white people, some fig leafs... it was captured all lifelike and whatnot. ;)

      Actually, I remember specific lessons that taught there was no strife, conflict, death, or disease in the Garden of Eden, and the lion laying with the lamb was a specific example of this. To be 100% fair, I also remember being taught that the whole story of the Garden of Eden was just a metaphor that went something like this:

      Without strife, we cannot grow. True innocence (i.e. pre-apple) means not knowing (the tree of knowledge gave up the apple) there are obstacles to overcome. This means that no growth can occur when life is like the Garden of Eden example. It also means that, for the parable to have made any sense and be applicable to us, Eve, as a character in the parable, was destined to eat the apple so our world had the opportunity struggle, and therefore, to grow.

      Like a lot of things I learned in church, searching for what a lesson or parable or scripture was actually meant to teach can actually provide some value, but way too many try to apply way too many things literally in bids for way too much control. This is part of why I used my get-out-of-religion card a long time ago.

    189. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      I think the original post should have been modded "interesting" instead of "informative" because it actually is. Informative is a stretch, though the AC did "inform" us of a semi-relevant scriptural quote. Still, it's only interesting in the way that Nostradamus' predictions are interesting. The verse quoted is a (nearly?) coincidental correlation to a recent observation that we don't have a good answer for. Like Nostradamus' work, it's seems sort of close at first glance, but it's not perfect, it's vaguely stated, and it's just one verse hunted for, in a book of many many thousands of verses, specifically for the purpose of providing a coincidence. The verse isn't statistically or scientifically interesting at all; it's just regular old interesting to some people.

      As for the responses, people started arguing the merits of just how interesting the verse is, pointing out discrepancies or contradictions in the argument, explaining their take on what the verse was supposed to mean, and, maybe, defending their beliefs.

      After that first post, the discussion left TFA and became a conversation on what, why and how the Garden of Eden parable could exist vs why it could not have. Think of it like a discussion about how to make lightsabers. It might be an interesting discussion, and a possibly a good exercise for your debate muscle, but in the end, the "right" nonsensical answer just doesn't matter.

    190. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      They failed to fix the Yminus2k problem in their birth and death records.

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    191. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      so why did the animals get kicked out for eve and the snake's bad behavior? boy, no wonder they won't talk to us any more.

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    192. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but what if spiderman had web that was laced with cryptonite, hmmmm?

    193. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Sorry, by "returned" I meant "come" -- mental typo on my part. For the rest, that's a much better summary than my vague wording :)

    194. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Also worth answering with more than, "Maybe He had a plan."

      It was a good enough explanation for Battlestar Galactica.

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    195. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      *this* of course is the real answer in every sense.

      The Adam and Eve story is an allegory based on our own universal experience of being born innocent and eventually growing up - In the process often learning knowledge of good and evil and also disobeying our parents.

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    196. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by nobaloney · · Score: 1

      sin just means "disobedience of God's law" or however you want to phrase it.

      sin means without. http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/sin Go ahead and mod me funny or anything else if you wan to, but I believe this to be the derivation of the english language word: to be without the presence of God.

    197. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and mod me funny or anything else if you wan to, but I believe this to be the derivation of the english language word

      Sure, why not?

      I mean, why bother to consult a dictionary or actually learn some etymology when you can just make something up instead?

    198. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      each "year" was 29 days.

      Assuming you meant "month", the calander had leap months.

    199. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In fiction, everyone with immortality hates it. I don't remember his name, but there was an immortal villain who traveled back in time to get Superman to help kill him, as he eventually destroys the universe out of boredom and would rather be dead than live forever in an empty universe, and Superman should rather him be dead than the universe. Many of the vampire stories deal with aging and regret where they become more reckless and such essentially hoping to die (or at the very least, turn the moral they want to spend time with).

    200. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by imamac · · Score: 1

      This. Most biblical scholars seem to agree with you.

    201. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Frodo · · Score: 1

      In Judaism, it's also about choice. God told Adam what to do - so basically Adam had to rely on God in his knowledge of right and wrong, like a child that relies on his parents to tell him how to behave. Adam instead decided to find out by himself what is right and wrong. So God basically told him - ok, you want it - go and find out by yourself. One can say Adam has been doing that ever since.

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    202. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That still doesn't get around the problem of an omniscient creator.

      If God knew what was going to happen anyway, why bother to act it out?

      Indeed, I think the idea of an omnicient, omnipotent creator God leads to a human existence just as meaningless as one in which there is no God.

    203. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      And who decided on these natural consequences? Who decided death was the punishment for sin? Who decided the only way to save humanity was to kill his own son? Is God himself held to some rules given by his god?

    204. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by sjames · · Score: 1

      If God is the source of life and He gave us free will, and we freely choose to move further from God, then loss of immortality would be a natural consequence.

    205. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're being disingenuous. If God is omniscient and knew what humanity would choose, and created us anyway, then it follows that this is the outcome He wanted from the beginning.

      Theologians have never solved this conundrum. You have to give up the idea of "man defied God" or give up on God being an omnipotent, omniscient creator.

    206. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you leave a plate of brownies alone with a small child and say don't touch, you KNOW they'll be gone when you get back, but it's still defiance.

      It may well be that God knew very well what would happen. That doesn't mean there are no consequences to that.

    207. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may well be that God knew very well what would happen. That doesn't mean there are no consequences to that.

      Exactly. But since He created the situation knowing how it would turn out, He is responsible for everything that happens.

      WHY do Christians not understand this??

    208. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by sjames · · Score: 1

      Knowing something will happen in spite of hoping it won't isn't the same as being responsible for it.

      Perhaps power itself is limited. Even having all there is can't overcome logic itself. The only way to prevent man from suffering by moving away from God would be to deny Man the gift of free will.

    209. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing something will happen in spite of hoping it won't isn't the same as being responsible for it.

      It certainly is if you are the creator of that thing/situation.

      As for your example of the brownies, if you KNOW the child will take the brownies, surely you won't leave them out if you don't want them to be eaten. If you put them out there KNOWING that the child will eat them, the only explanation for why is that you wanted it to happen.

      Here's the situation you're describing (let's just go ahead and say "fruit" instead of "brownies" - one symbol deep is plenty):

      "I'm going to put this fruit here - don't eat it. You're free to eat it; but you can't choose to eat it. If you do, you will be punished. I KNOW you're going to, but seriously, don't."

      "Oh! You ate the fruit? I am SO shocked and disappointed! It's your own fault, even though I saw this coming and set you up to fail! I damn you!"

      Sorry, but I just refuse to believe God is an idiot.

      As for the story itself, Genesis depicts a God who is neither omniscient nor omnipotent - the story specifically portrays him not knowing what would happen, which of course is the only reason you would command somebody not to do something, not knowing the outcome. Like it or not, that is how it is written.

    210. Re:yet more biblical contradictions by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      But why create the tree? What good is free will if you don't know the difference between good and evil?

  25. Contractual? by Senior+Frac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm betting there is some warranty clause that kicks in at 115.

    1. Re:Contractual? by Kjella · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aren't things supposed to break down shortly after the warranty expires?

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    2. Re:Contractual? by jd · · Score: 1

      That's why the real warranty clause actually kicks in at the 37th picosecond.

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  26. Quality not quantity by concealment · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No one likes the idea of dying, but I think we might be less traumatized by it if we felt our time on earth meant something. Let's face it, working a McJob, fighting with an unfaithful spouse, buying lots of crap on Amazon.com and cheering for corporate football teams just doesn't make us "feel alive."

    1. Re:Quality not quantity by hitmark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. One truly need either a thick skin or a dark sense of humor to keep on going these days. And that is for the western world. Hell if i understand how someone in famine or war zone manage to keep going.

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    2. Re:Quality not quantity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nail on the head. That's why I quit my job, broke up with my fiance, and spent all my money on heroin.

      I jest of course, but nobody likes a smug bastard who likes his job, and is happily single.

    3. Re:Quality not quantity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. I often lay in bed, unable to sleep, thinking that if I don't wake up in the morning, all of my problems would be solved.

      Endless problems, all of them hunting for brain power in order to be solved. Many options, too many options, each one as valid as the last.

      If quality beats quantity, I'm so fucked. Maybe I should end it all now before any real lost of quality occurs.

      I suffer from depression.

      If it was just about quality vs quantity, a lot of us would have topped ourselves years ago.

      Cheering for Tottenham Hotspur actually does make me feel alive. We play football the right way.

      Happy days! (honestly, it ain't that bad)

    4. Re:Quality not quantity by PraiseBob · · Score: 0

      Who are you to call another persons life meaningless because they like football, or buy stuff online, or have martial problems?

    5. Re:Quality not quantity by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Actually, folks in famine or war zones don't have the time or motivation to bitch about things like McJobs, unfaithful spouses, Amazon.com's product lineup, or the Cowboys' dismal season, yet they still fight and scrap to not just survive, but improve their lives in any way they are able. Sometimes you do hear about people that just give up, and while this is a tragedy, these exceptions prove my points below. Many, many people in terrible living situations struggle on and on and on even as death and devastation and misery breathe down their necks. These folks are often forced to struggle on through utter shit without even the option to bitch.

      It sort of puts life in perspective. The fact that we live in relative security and comfort by no means removes our right to bitch and complain and struggle to improve our own lives; the fact that others are worse off absolutely does not mean striving to improve what we already have is wrong. Maybe, though, we should all agree to spend at least as much energy finding what's RIGHT in our lives as we do pointing out what's WRONG. Fulfillment and happiness are never guaranteed, even with the perfect McJob and a faithful spouse, but neither are they impossible, even when you're wondering if it'll ever rain again and bullet-holes riddle your walls. Personal fulfillment is a personal responsibility, and being happy is a decision you have to make every single morning. Mastering these two skills is the key to a good life, regardless of how long you live. It's hard as hell, but, life's best things always are.

      People everywhere "keep going" because they choose to, and although I bitch and moan about everything that pisses me off, I like to think I'll always choose to keep going, too.

    6. Re:Quality not quantity by corbettw · · Score: 2

      All men die; not all men truly live. If you can achieve the latter, the former will hold no fear for you.

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    7. Re:Quality not quantity by Kyont · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

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    8. Re:Quality not quantity by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate America?

      /snark

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    9. Re:Quality not quantity by guspasho · · Score: 1

      That's why I'm a Packers fan.

    10. Re:Quality not quantity by linatux · · Score: 1

      If you really want to "feel alive", take time to help other people. Nothing beats it.

    11. Re:Quality not quantity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No one likes the idea of dying, but I think we might be less traumatized by it if we felt our time on earth meant something. Let's face it, working a McJob, fighting with an unfaithful spouse, buying lots of crap on Amazon.com and cheering for corporate football teams just doesn't make us "feel alive."

      'k, someone needs a hug!

  27. Good news everyone! by masteva · · Score: 1

    We just need to figure out what is keeping Professor Farnsworth alive and we will be set! Although it will likely involve growing many things in jars and several sins against nature... but it would be for science!!!

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    1. Re:Good news everyone! by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      ... Korean animators.

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  28. Should we? by willaien · · Score: 1

    Should we even live past that age - from a practical perspective?

    We're already overpopulating the planet, not from a space to live perspective, but from a resources perspective.

    We're already using resources faster than the planet can sustain them, and we will need the equivalent of two earths to sustain us in 2050.

    And that's only talking about food. We've reached peak oil, and tar sands will only sustain us for so long (and pollute much more than crude oil ever did).

    Starting to wonder if population control programs may not be our future. You can't have both old age and increasing amounts of births per person.

    1. Re:Should we? by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Should we even live past that age - from a practical perspective?

      I'd rather take population control and live to be a thousand years old. The trick here being, of course, to make sure that when you age you don't spend the first 50 of those years healthy and then spend 950 years old and weak.

      I suspect most others would feel the same way. I'd gladly sign a contract stating that I would not procreate irresponsibly if it meant I could lead an extremely long and healthy life.

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    2. Re:Should we? by willaien · · Score: 1

      Living for, say, 1000 years would cause you to take up 10x as much resources as you would have otherwise.

      Meaning that, in the grand scheme of things, it is a bad tradeoff for sustainability.

    3. Re:Should we? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      The problem is the plural. Would be very impractical if everyone lives up to 120 years. But what about you in particular? Ok, maybe not you or me, there are people that are practically swimming in money, what about them? If there are a way to push the limit a few years, they will, even if that goes around bathing in the blood of babies every day.

    4. Re:Should we? by u38cg · · Score: 1
      Yes and no. As far as resources go, we can use our resources much, much more efficiently; the barriers to this are political. If we let it, economics is very good at regulating resource usage.

      The real question is personal: if you've never experienced old age close up, it's not pleasant. You're talking about potentially spending forty years of your life or more reliant on other people to dress, wash, and feed you. Apart from the expense, which people will not acknowledge until it's too late, it is a terrible way to live.

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    5. Re:Should we? by willaien · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't intend to live past the point where my body aches every single day and I begin to be reliant on others.

      Hopefully, politics will have matured to the point to where I can request assistance in even that and not have the doctor branded a criminal.

    6. Re:Should we? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      From an overall perspective, wouldn't it be better if people could live to be 120 and spend 80 years contibuting (20 being raised in the beginning, 20 for retirement at the end) rather than people living to 80 just to control the birthrate? I'd much rather see a much slower birthrate to compensate for people living longer rather than a higher death rate to compensate for a high birthrate.

    7. Re:Should we? by u38cg · · Score: 1
      That's a pretty common sentiment. However, you won't just wake up one morning as a bent, hobble old man with nothing to live for; it will be a slow, multi-year descent and you won't be aware of it.

      Sorry if that's a bit bleak, but it's what happens. Nobody wants to be senile and bed-ridden, but we're not smart enough to dodge it either.

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    8. Re:Should we? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      except you could also produce 10x as much. With the growing experience of living 10x as long you'd probably contribute much more than 10x as much.

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    9. Re:Should we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except you could also produce 10x as much.

      From how many Earths and how much fresh water?

    10. Re:Should we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person that lives 1000 years could use 10x more resources than a person that lives 100, but the correct comparison (since he said population control) is with 10 people that could live 1000 years. And I think that then is kind of the same

    11. Re:Should we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're another asshole-type I tire of listening drone on and on. Maybe if the world wasn't full of shit stains like you that keep voting in politicians more interested in making sure insider trading doesn't become illegal for Congress than opening fields of industry we wouldn't be in the mess. Please go fucking kill yourself.

    12. Re:Should we? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      People have been predicting that human population would outstrip human ability to produce food since at least the late 1700s, with a major upsurge in such predictions in the 1960s. The interesting thing is that average per capita caloric consumption in developing countries rose from 1960 through 2000 (and probably since, but I do not have any supporting evidence for that). I cannot find the link where it was exactly spelled out, however, this link contradicts the links you give and makes reference to the trend I pointed out.

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    13. Re:Should we? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      We don't have increasing numbers of births per person. Very much the opposite. When most of the world ends up with educated women the population is going to start falling, no matter how long we live.

    14. Re:Should we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I mean if you look at evolution, low life spans help evolution up to a point. Are we at the point know where there is so much to learn to add value to the world that the race would be better off if those with the knowledge lived longer?

    15. Re:Should we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But at the age of 1000 he could have been something like a grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-parent.(Counting 25 year generations)

      Thats is at least 40 people living for lets say 100 year each. Which end up being something like 4000 man-years spread over 1000 years. If he did't get any kids at all but lived for 1000 years he would have "saved" a minimum 3000 man-years worth of resources during those 1000 years.

    16. Re:Should we? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      hysterical rubbish. The population of the earth will peak in less than 70 years, at less than 8.5 billion then decline. Your food article notes less than 60% of arable land is used for agriculture. problem solved, eh? (no shortage of phosporous either, if we have to make phosphates)

      no shortage of energy on this world. no shortage of scrubland for biofuel, and no shortage of hydrocarbons either with centuries of coal supply. centuries of thorium for nuclear power. or we could put solar collectors on a few hundred square miles of desert.

      in short, urban legend that "we're running out of resources". the crust of the earth is very thick and we've just scratched the surface.

    17. Re:Should we? by dwye · · Score: 1

      except you could also produce 10x as much. With the growing experience of living 10x as long you'd probably contribute much more than 10x as much.

      Except that most people would live to gather the wisdom of 1 year, 1000 times, instead the experience of 1000 years. Seriously, after a couple years as a hotel room clerk, gas station attendant, bank teller, assembly line worker, stripper, waiter or waitress, etc., how much more do you learn? Or, if this had appeared 1000 years ago, how much would you get from the doctor who spent 850 years convinced that bleeding someone treated anything (except porpheria), the farmer who could run a team of oxen but thought that horse collars were new-fangled (ignoring tractors, or no-till techniques), or the sailor who spent most of his life on single-masted square-sailed ships with oars but now worked on roll-on-roll-off transports?

    18. Re:Should we? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      I would give this only to people who move off-world. You're going on a trip to Saturn? Fine, here's immortality, but we expect you to survive on your own (startup supplies are on a loan basis). You're going to colonize the asteroids? Here, have a shot.

      I reckon that would give you loads of volunteers and investors. "Yes, I'm a very old rich guy. And suddenly really interested in rockets. As a matter of fact, I'm on the next one out."

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    19. Re:Should we? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Should we even live past that age - from a practical perspective?

      We're already overpopulating the planet, not from a space to live perspective, but from a resources perspective.

      There are plenty of resources and plenty of substitute goods for the resources we currently deplete. And we know how to control populations. We choose not to do so at this time.

      Starting to wonder if population control programs may not be our future. You can't have both old age and increasing amounts of births per person.

      We already have capitalism and abundance as an adequate population control system in the developed world.

    20. Re:Should we? by khallow · · Score: 1

      One Earth is more than sufficient. But in a thousand years, we could be producing from other places fairly easily.

    21. Re:Should we? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Thanks for adding to the evidence that "environmentalists" and the "limited resource" and "sustainability" crowds are opposed to the principle of "live long and prosper". A pox on your house.

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    22. Re:Should we? by Nevynxxx · · Score: 1

      . You can't have both old age and increasing amounts of births per person.

      But that's easily solved. All the evidence shows that if you reduce the rate of infant mortality, you reduce the no of births per person at the same rate. That's why most developed countries average 1 or 2 births per couple, and most developing countries average 10. It's why 10 was the average in Victorian England, but 2 is the average now....

  29. Requires much more boobies by cod3r_ · · Score: 1

    10 minutes of boobs a day keeps the doctors away.. old fogies need to find the interwebs.. Our generations will live till 150 easily..

  30. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not extending the potential life span of humans, only reducing the impact of disease and physical/mental problems that are the usual causes of a reduced life span, with the use of drugs and lifestyle.

  31. Time travel is what it takes by bregmata · · Score: 2

    "A person born in the US at the turn of the 20th century could expect to live 49.2 years. Their ancestor born in 2003 could reasonably expect to see their 77th birthday".

    Wow. Just wow. Any article involving the violation of the known laws of physics is a waste of the electrons it was written in.

    The rest is crap, too.

    1. Re:Time travel is what it takes by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      It did not state that their ancestor was born in 2003 CE. Their ancestor could have been born in 2003 BCE.

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  32. Irrelevant by slydder · · Score: 1

    until the quality of life over age 60 is as good as at age 30 it's completely irrelevant how long over 100 we live.

  33. Oh, yeah? by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 2

    Whatever happened to, "Hope I die before I get old"?

    1. Re:Oh, yeah? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Two of them died, the other two got old.

    2. Re:Oh, yeah? by AttyBobDobalina · · Score: 0

      Or the Dennis Miller quip when they went back out on tour ... Hope to die before I get old..er.

    3. Re:Oh, yeah? by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to, "Hope I die before I get old"?

      We got old anyway.

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    4. Re:Oh, yeah? by forkfail · · Score: 1

      That became, "Wow. I was an idiot when I was younger. They really were right when they said, 'Youth is wasted on the young.' Now, get off my lawn."

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    5. Re:Oh, yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't.

      Well one of them did

  34. Here's how by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    Here ya go folks: http://youtu.be/EdbZEXfPwmg

  35. I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    I find myself thinking it is unfortunate that we keep people alive for so long. My grandmother who is 84 is living in an assisted living facility. It's one thing to live into your hundreds if you can actually do things that make living life worthwhile, but it seems the elderly I've seen living in those facilities are miserable. It's a horrible place to live. You can play board games with other strange elderly people that you may not like, or you can watch tv, or you can stare at the walls and wish for death.

    Maybe I'm not your standard issue human, but I sincerely hope I don't live anywhere close to 114.

    1. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if youth is extended? Late 20s for as long as you want?

    2. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by meburke · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just spent a couple of years working at a "retirement community" where I was as old as the residents. There were a couple of very healthy residents, such as a Vietnamese doctor (76) who got up every morning and did Tai Chi and an 87-year-old guy who walked two miles around the campus each morning. But most of the residents were rotting away under the burden of a lifetime of bad food and no exercise.

      I don't mind the thought of dying, but I want to die reasonably suddenly after a full, active life. Frank Lloyd Wright was brilliant well into his 80's. I just read something about a biotech entrepreneur who started two major companies while in his 70's and 80's.

      Exercise may be the fountain of youth.

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    3. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Depends on the facility. I work in a fairly large nursing home and most of the people here enjoy it. Of course, I've been in other homes where all of the residents seem miserable. Myself? I'd rather not end up in a home unless it has a fat pipe to the Net.

    4. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by hitmark · · Score: 1

      No need to get old to live like that...

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    5. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by andyteleco · · Score: 1

      I think after a certain age it's more about mental exercise than physical exercise. My father is 85 and he's still intellectually brilliant (for example he only discovered the world of computing a few years ago and I have to say he is now quite computer-literate), but his physical abilities are somewhat limited, like for the 95% of people his age. Sure, he can still take care of himself, go for short walks or swims, but that's about it unless you have practiced sports very actively during all your life (and even then most doctors won't recommend it because of the risk of a heart attack).

      In contrast, many other people of his age that I know are declining in all aspects because after retiring they stopped doing anything mentally challenging, mostly limiting their activities to sitting all day watching TV and meeting fellow elders in the pub.

      Another good example I can think of is Irving Kahn, the oldest broker in Wall Street, who is 106 years old and still works actively in his investment firm, without even thinking of retiring. I bet if he had retired at 65 or 70 he would be nowhere near so healthy as he is today.

    6. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exercise may be the fountain of youth.

      AKA, use it or lose it.

    7. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Exercise, both physical and mental.

      Personally I plan to have a hang gliding accident somewhere I'm unlikely to be found when I start getting too old, or bored. Maybe on my 3000th birthday.

    8. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm not your standard issue human, but I sincerely hope I don't live anywhere close to 114.

      It's not that you don't want to live to be 114, it's that you don't want the health problems associated with such an advanced age. Most of the people reading this site won't be 114 for 70 or 80 years, and a lot of medical advances can happen in that time period. Between replacement parts and cybernetics, you may be in better shape at 114 than you are today.

    9. Re:I find myself thinking it is unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa: "Martha Graham danced well into her 70s."
      Marge: "She danced WELL into her 70s, or she danced well INTO her 70s?"
      Lisa: "Well, she danced into her 70s."
      "The Simpsons: Smoke on the Daughter"

  36. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just dont stop breathing

  37. Ever heard of Telomeres? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when smart people commented on slashdot.

  38. Re:Genisis 6:3 by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    Unless your name be Methuselah or Jared or Noah or Eve or Adam or Seth or Kenan or Enos or Mahalalel or Lamech or Shem or Eber of Cainan or Arpachshad or Salah or Enoch or Peleg or Reu or Seruq or Job or Terah or Isaac or Abraham or Nahor or Jacob or Esau or Ishmael or...

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  39. Telomeres by piggywig · · Score: 1

    There is actually one quite well known reason why we would have a limit to our lifespan and that comes from the fact that on a cellular level we cannot live forever. The ends of each of our chromosomes have regions called telomeres which basically act to protect the chomosomes from deterioration and end to end fusion. They are made up of repetitive sequences of DNA. With each round of cell division, the telomeres become shorter until they reach a length called the Hayflick limit where the cell will no longer be able to divide. No more new cells can be created and hence the organism can't go on. Of course there are circumstances where the telomeres are lengthened, for example in sperm and egg cells and to a certain extent with stem cells. This also happens in cancer cells, if they weren't able to lengthen their telomeres, the cancers would effectively die of old age, which is why finding ways to block the lengthening of telomeres is a pretty active area of research in cancer biology.

    1. Re:Telomeres by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I expect it's also why, to the best of my understanding, any time genetic modification to slow the rate at which telomeres shrink in lab mammals (a trait called negligible senescence, which is known to exist in certain types of turtles and lobsters), the end result has always been cancer.

    2. Re:Telomeres by TheLink · · Score: 2
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  40. Heart rate by ewrong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well according to this post http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/02/15/2338229/scientists-study-how-little-exercise-you-need?utm_source=feedburnerGoogle+UK&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+(Slashdot)&utm_content=Google+UK earlier today. A person's maximum heart rate can be calculated: "very roughly, by subtracting our age from 220".

    From these two 'facts' that I have learnt today I conclude that once your maximum heart rate drops to 106 - you die.

    1. Re:Heart rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very clever.

    2. Re:Heart rate by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Wait, we've had it wrong all along! Past 106, your heart just runs in REVERSE!

    3. Re:Heart rate by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Makes sense, a loud bang, a woman bearing her legs to the knee, it's enough to break a grown man's heart.

  41. Suicide pacts by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Your real name doesn't happen to be Josephus, by any chance?

  42. Questions that need answering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why People Don't Live Past 114 - Answer
    Why Don't People Live Past 114 - Question

    The submitter/editor would do well to learn the difference

  43. Re:Genisis 6:3 by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    The one that you DIDN'T use ot thrown the man in who raped her.

    Is it that hard to figure out?

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  44. Thank you, thank you... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Is this not the greatest bit of dialog in the history of cinema?

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    1. Re:Thank you, thank you... by Tastecicles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, this is;

      Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. :)

      Has to be watched again. I'm always just utterly gobsmacked when he lets the dove go, then dies on the roof.

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    2. Re:Thank you, thank you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. That is not the greatest bit of dialog in the history of cinema. Start by googling "better, best, bested".

    3. Re:Thank you, thank you... by gknoy · · Score: 2

      Reading that, I can nearly hear his voice, and am picturing the tears as they mingle with the rain on his face. What a brilliant scene. Thanks, you guys, for reminding me that I need to see that movie again.

  45. Re:Genisis 6:3 by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    [a] question science already has the answer for. . .

    Incidentally, the article we're using about says that scientists don't really understand why 114 seems to be the end of the curve.

  46. Precisely "cemented" at 114 ? by aepervius · · Score: 1, Informative

    Do I need to bother reading the article, since the oldest person ever alive was 122 ?

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    1. Re:Precisely "cemented" at 114 ? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Well, most commenters here seldom read the article. So you do not need to read the article to comment.

      If you did read the article you would see there still is a point statistically. That 114 seems to be a statistical limit. its like 50 people become 112 , 30 people become 113 and almost none become 114. If one person become 800 years then this would be considered a measure error.

  47. Ray 'Nerd Rapture' Kurzweil by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Oh, SingularityHub is the great big circle jerk set up by Ray 'Nerd Rapture' Kurzweil for these sad basement dwellers to jack off in public about turning into Gods by sticking our brains in jars or something.

    Those cranks, loonies and weirdoes lost credibility long ago. I stopped reading as soon as I saw the URL bar.

    1. Re:Ray 'Nerd Rapture' Kurzweil by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      From the description, I thought it would be a nice solid article on the science of aging, but I stopped reading because it started with "Ray Kurzweil predicts..."

      Maybe I'll head back and read it later, if I'm in the mood for wild speculation and ego-stroking.

    2. Re:Ray 'Nerd Rapture' Kurzweil by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Update: Remainder of the article was mercifully Kurzweil-free, although Aubrey deGrey was brought in. Minimal ego-stroking.

    3. Re:Ray 'Nerd Rapture' Kurzweil by Steven_Lunn · · Score: 1

      And beard stroking.............

  48. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeanne Calment lived 122 years...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

  49. Matrix limitation by advid.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simple: the Matrix has a 4 Yotta bytes limitation for any human memory.

    Each lived day stores 150 Peta bytes of sense information in short term memory, which quickly decays in 100 Peta bytes for long term memory (of lot of which is kept for dreams and feelings, only 3% is used by conscience simulation).

    This storage limit translates into 114,9 years of life simulation.

    1. Re:Matrix limitation by Dinghy · · Score: 1

      This storage limit translates into 114,9 years of life simulation.

      This by itself wouldn't be too much of a problem except that it wraps and starts overwriting from the beginning where we have things like "Remember to keep heart beating"

    2. Re:Matrix limitation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But with deduplication we could probably get 7:1, conservatively.

    3. Re:Matrix limitation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine, I don't need the first 50% of my life, just clear that out and lets keep going!

    4. Re:Matrix limitation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It explains it all!

      All these people living for 114,9+ years have bad eyesight, hearing, memory etc, so they on average only end up with 93,5-99,99 Peta bytes of saved data each day.

    5. Re:Matrix limitation by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith needs to get cracking on the 256 bit upgrade. I know, I know, it will break the pod drivers, but I hear those are going to be ported soon.

  50. Re:Genisis 6:3 by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    "And the LORD said, I shall leave myself a Golden Parachute for my spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he is..."

    There fixed that for you.

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  51. Epiphenomena by nfk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I haven't read the article (shock), so I'm not arguing with those who say this isn't interesting, but it reminded me of Douglas Hofstadter in GEB:

    "I was talking one day with two systems programmers for the computer I was using. They mentioned that the operating system seemed to be able to handle up to about thirty-five users with great comfort, but at about thirty-five users or so, the response time all of a sudden shot up, getting so slow that you might as well log off and go home and wait until later. Jokingly I said, "Well, that's simple to fix -- just find the place in the operating system where the number '35' is stored, and change it to '60'!" Everyone laughed. The point is, of course, that there is no such place. Where, then, does the critical number -- 35 users -- come from? The answer is: It is a visible consequence of the overall system organization -- an "epiphenomenon".

    Similarly, you might ask about a sprinter, "Where is the '9.3' stored, that makes him be able to run 100 yards in 9.3 seconds?" Obviously, it is not stored anywhere. His time is a result of how he is built, what his reaction time is, a million factors all interacting when he runs. The time is quite reproducible, but it is not stored in his body anywhere. It is spread around among all the cells of his body and only manifests itself in the act of the sprint itself.

    Epiphenomena abound. In the game of "Go", there is the feature that "two eyes live". It is not built into the rules, but it is a consequence of the rules. In the human brain, there is gullibility. How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "gullibility center" in your brain? Could a neurosurgeon reach in and perform some delicate operation to lower your gullibility, otherwise leaving you alone? If you believe this, you are pretty gullible, and should perhaps consider such an operation".

    1. Re:Epiphenomena by gregor-e · · Score: 2

      Aubrey deGrey gives a spirited TED talk on the subject.

    2. Re:Epiphenomena by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to confuse several barely related phenomena. Your operating system and sprinter analogies are probably bottlenecks caused by specific root causes in a complex system. The Go thing I'm not familar with but sounds like some emergent phenomenom which is probably closest to what you were harping on about. Gullibility - are you serious? Try choosing something that's actually measurable, or even definable. There are probably infinite subtly different forms of 'gullibility' caused by different aspects of someone's psyche, and having one does not necessarily have to confer any increased susceptibility to another.

      For the original subject, that being an age limit which is particularly difficult to outlive, if I had to bet I'd put down to statistical noise for the time being, but with more data points a 'bottleneck' in human metabolism would be highly suspected.

  52. 114 by Shifty0x88 · · Score: 2
    Well, although he makes this claim that the oldest people on live 114 years, however it should be clarified that MOST of the oldest people live to 114 years old.

    In the article there is a link to yet another article here

    It states that at least 2 people have made it to 115 and the oldest person lived to 122. From the article:

    The longest-living person ever, a French woman named Jeanne Calment, died at age 122 in August 1997; no one since 2000 has come within five years of matching her longevity.

    So although it seems MOST people can only live until 114, there are some exceptions. Too bad Jeanne Calment died in 1997 because it would be interesting to see her DNA and how it compares or differs from all of the other people that live that long.

    I'm with the article it must be genetics, and I think that GE(yes genetic engineering), will push that number even higher...

    Frankly I cannot believe that many people live past 100 years old, let alone 114.

  53. In Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    114 doens't live past you!

  54. Mod parent up by tigre · · Score: 5, Informative

    I for one love the Bible, and I found this hilarious, not trollish.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Me too, it's a great fantasy book if you can overlook the many plot holes.

    2. Re:Mod parent up by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      The movie will, of course, be a disappointment.

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    3. Re:Mod parent up by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      The movie will, of course, be a disappointment.

      Unless you consider Rule 34.

    4. Re:Mod parent up by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      "Have been" a disappointment. Too little tits, too little blood, too much preaching.

    5. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoiler alert: The hero dies

    6. Re:Mod parent up by Empiric · · Score: 1

      ...or Thomas Saying 43.

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    7. Re:Mod parent up by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Did that help the Last Temptation of Christ?

    8. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But returns as a zombie. I heard there's a lot of flesh and blood eating.

      I love that post apocalyptic stuff.

    9. Re:Mod parent up by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Spoiler alert: Deus ex machina, and he's back in business again by the end of the movie. Doesn't get the girl, though.

    10. Re:Mod parent up by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I too love the Bible, and found this hilarious.

      I love the Bible for

      • it's many sheets of strong paper that your fingers don't go through,
      • for it's (generally good) quality ink that stays on the page and not on your butt.

      The content as a story of

      • blood
      • and guts
      • and mass murders
      • and sex
      • and more murders
      • (and a little perverted sex too - paedophile gang bangs instigated by the heroes, for example)

      is a bit on the ... implausible side.

      But what the hell - some hotel rooms still have them, and they're effective shit paper.

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  55. Hayflick Limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is no mystery. It is due to the Hayflick Limit and scientists have known about this for 50 years. Every time cells divide the telomeres (DNA sequences at the ends of each chromosome) get a little bit shorter. There is a hard limit to the number of times they can do this before the telomeres are gone and the chromosomes no longer are viable, resulting in the death of the cells and therefore the organism.

  56. Re:Genisis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Context is your friend. Each of those lived before the general limitation set in Gen 6.

  57. Teaching the Controversy? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 0

    It is informative and interesting, and germane to the topic. Even if you don't hold the book in high regard.

    Then shall we ask the Voodoo priests in Haiti their opinion as well, or will a newspaper horoscope writer do? Or are only nomadic desert tribes allowed?

    Seeing as it's so informative and germane to this topic, as it is the topic of global warming, birth control, paleontology, and astrophysics, we'd better get all the information we can from a random book above reproach and "teach the controversy" on this as well.

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  58. Fortunately, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's no reason to live in the first place, so once scientists find a way to stop our bodies natural breakdown beginning in our 30s (mentally), and into our 50s and 60s (physically), it'll be just another stupid law that forces us to stay alive that much longer. You all realize, there is no prize at the end of this, right?

    1. Re:Fortunately, by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Somewhere there in heaven there is a scoreboard of initials in the clouds of the top 10 longest livers of people who have played the game we call life.

      Currently A55 holds top spot- I intend to knock him off before my kids die and see that obscene initial at the top.

      --
      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  59. TFA page shows link: "oldest person dies at 115" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the bottom of the page that displays this article is a link to another article about the oldest person in the world dying...at the age of 115. Hehe.

  60. Re:Genisis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the bible doesn't say you should be punishing the man who raped her, just that if she was a virgin he has to marry her and pay a higher than average bride price to her father for "sampling" the goods before he bought them. (Also, no divorce allowed, so she's permanently stuck as the effective slave of her rapist. Such justice!) If she wasn't a virgin, it's not any of his problem at all, and there's no punishment for him, but she gets the stoning. Isn't the bible just full of wonderful moral lessons and goodness?

  61. Link at bottom of this article by drkich · · Score: 1

    At the bottom of this article was a link to someone dying at 115. Oh Well, guess the limit was already broken.

    http://singularityhub.com/2009/09/15/gertrude-baines-dies-at-age-115/

    1. Re:Link at bottom of this article by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      She was disqualified for taking performance enhancing drugs and has been given a 3 time re-incarnation ban before being allowed to try again.

      --
      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  62. Re:Genisis 6:3 by HappyHead · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the people who wrote the article were full of it, and demonstrably incorrect. Thus, science does already have the answer to the question of "Why don't people live past 114?" - the answer is "They do - here are some examples: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people#Oldest_people_ever "

    The actual research in question of course, was likely nothing even resembling this, but since it was filtered through the screen of low quality pseudo-science journalism that was more interested in getting web page hits than accurately reporting the state of scientific research on the matter. Once you've got a few good quotes to sling at the masses, who cares if it's accurate?

  63. and adjusting what you want out of life by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    because if life goes on and on you can forget retiring at 65.... if that is even a valid age for some people today. I know family who worked till 70 because they wanted to. I have known pilots who want to fly but aren't allowed because of mandatory retirement rules.

    As a people we will have to make many adjustments, the big one is what do we do with the time. Truly one cannot expect to live in Vacation mode forever either. We will have to learn that being a contributing member of society is not something you do for a while and never again, it is something you do, take a break, the do again. This might mean adjusting expectations of employers, having people being allowed sabbaticals for a dozen years and having methods to catch back up and go another ten or twenty.

    Most of all, how to have fun all those years....

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    1. Re:and adjusting what you want out of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are my mod points when I need them?

  64. Is average lifespan a useful metric? by lazlo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd say the answer here is fairly simple, we haven't put much effort into keeping 100+ year olds alive, relative to the amount of effort to keep, for instance, 5 year olds alive. As I understand it, a huge amount of the gains in average life length have come from squeezing the bottom of the graph, not extending the top of it. Here's an interesting, though somewhat morbid, exercise. Go to a very old graveyard and look at the stones on the family plots. You'll often see a family with 12 children, half of whom died in childhood, and the other half lived to their 90's. So in that family the average life length was around 50, but that doesn't mean that a 50 year old should be looking for the grim reaper around the corner, quite the opposite in fact. As I understand it, the life expectancy of a 25-year old has been fairly stable for a fairly long time. Once you've survived the fragility of youth and the stupidity of adolescence, the following decades are a cake-walk, morbidity-wise.

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    1. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is table backing the above up. http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0005140.html It shows that the average lifespan of someone who survives childhood has increased from 60.1(20 + 40.1) in 1850 to 76.7 (20 + 56.7) in 2004. That is an increase of 16.7 years.

      Compare that with a newborn. 38.3 in 1850 to 75.7 in 2004. That is an increase of 37.4 years.

    2. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      I didn't notice that chart was broken up by race and gender. Please don't be offended that I used the chart for white males.

    3. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose we institute a new metric; the average quality life remaining for 60 year olds

    4. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, perhaps we should look at the median lifespan?

    5. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by lazlo · · Score: 1

      Both mean and median can be misleading here. Mode may be somewhat more useful, but could be flawed as well (while probably somewhere in the 70's for quite some time, it's very possible that there have been times when the modal life expectancy was 1 year, which misses just as much, if not more, important information about the statistic.)

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that by boiling down a deep rich quantity of information to a single number, be it mean, median, or mode, you lose a lot of the usefulness that existed in the source data, and that leads to misunderstandings of what it means. So you get people baffled by why average life expectancy keeps going up but people aren't living to 150, because they're used to averages being used with nice normal distributions and don't realize that we've been thinking of the children for so long that they hardly ever die these days. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it doesn't help their great grandparents live much longer.

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    6. Re:Is average lifespan a useful metric? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The diseases of youth have been easier to fix, and I wouldn't call youth "fragile". Most old people are worn out in many ways, especially in their ability to regenerate broken parts. Curing 1 of 5 diseases that are killing an oldster won't do a lot to keep him alive.

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  65. Dang it! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Now I have to write up the bug report. Who do I submit it to again?

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  66. Summary of TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't know if such a limit exists, and if so, we don't know what causes it. Man, that article was a waste of time.

  67. Nothing has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't prolonged life in any way in the past hundred years, we've simply prevented premature death.

  68. lunar counts confused with years by peter303 · · Score: 2

    We live about 1000 moons (82 years).

    1. Re:lunar counts confused with years by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are getting ripped off! Demand the full 1024 moons that you thought you were getting!

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    2. Re:lunar counts confused with years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like every FTP I've attempted over a slow connection, gets to the last 1k and dies. Now I know why.

    3. Re:lunar counts confused with years by steelfood · · Score: 1

      640 ought to be enough for anybody.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  69. Re:Genisis 6:3 by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    Telomeres. As we age, telomeres break down, until our cells cannot reproduce correctly any more, leaving us ... well ... dead.

    Now, if we could find why they break down, it could be stopped. If, provided with an earlier sample, they could be repaired to an earlier state, we may be young again.

    The questions are then, do we want to find a mechanism for eternal life? If we did, who is to say who lives forever and who doesn't? As we've made improvements to extend the lifespan of humans, we've inadvertently caused the population to explode. Say we extend it from 100 years to 200 years. With the natural attrition reduced, we would overtax our required natural resources (food, water, etc). We're already pretty close to that now.

    If anyone ever did discover how to do it, would they ever admit it? That person would be both the person who saved humanity from old age, and the person who doomed humanity.

    There are some brilliant people out there. I'd be willing to bet that someone already found the solution, and summarily destroyed the work and evidence. If they're smart enough to do it, they're also smart enough to know what it would do to us.

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    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  70. Matthew 6:4 by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some Christian denominations have become more sane about this. Jehovah's Witnesses, for example, don't "pass the hat". Instead, people discreetly put their donations in a slot in a box outside the auditorium so that only the Father needs to see (Matthew 6:4).

    1. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose the Father takes any personal checks that have been deposited and transubstantiates them into negotiable bearer bonds?

    2. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics have had a donation box since like 1100 AD. Get with the times, protestants.

    3. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is a bearer bond, why the heck does it need to be negotiable?

    4. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they just "pass the plate" each year at their Black Mas--err--Memorial Service.

      But in all seriousness, the Watchtower isn't exactly lily white when it comes to soliciting donations. They have a whole friggin' brochure called "Charitable Planning to Benefit Kingdom Service Worldwide" where they encourage old folks to will their possessions away to the Watchtower when they die. Despite their discrete little boxes, they nonetheless solicit funds routinely and shamelessly.

      http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/watchtower-money/watchtower-society-and-donations/

    5. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uncle Sam gets to see it too, if you want to deduct it from your taxable income.

    6. Re:Matthew 6:4 by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of Christian churches, baptist, Mennonite, and others that don't even require you to go to church to give them money. They setup up a direct debit from your bank account.

    7. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 2

      Lolz. "Jehova's Witnesses" and "more sane" right next to each other. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. :-)

      (I'm very thankful that my family escaped from that cult before I was born...)

    8. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares how discreet it is, tithes still exist. Not that you have to contribute. *hint hint wink wink*

    9. Re:Matthew 6:4 by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I've been to Catholic services where the plate went around twice, once for the general fund, and once for some specific purpose of the week. And given that this is a thread about extreme longevity, I'll note that this was significantly after 1100 AD.

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    10. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Many have both - but passing the hat makes more money.

      Something I learned playing bars from other bar band veterans - first you take a jar (or hat) and put a few dollars in it (a 5 spot or 10 spot if you can), then (preferably) have someone go around with the jar asking for tips for the band, but passing is acceptable if not (just make sure the jar moves around the room). A passed jar always makes more money than a stationary jar and if someone is holding it and asking, you make even more (I actually came up with the trick of hiring an audience member to stump for our band - preferably someone beautiful and outgoing and a friend if possible, and it worked so well we made it a practice).

    11. Re:Matthew 6:4 by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Wrong. By discrete, you mean inserting checks in the box. That way the "elders" see who is paying the bills. It is how people buy influence in that petty little world. Those who don't follow the rules get "counciled" and threatened (with ostracizement and ultimately death at the hands of God), and those who deposit checks in the box get a pass.

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    12. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Some Christian denominations have become more sane about this. Jehovah's Witnesses, for example, don't "pass the hat". Instead, people discreetly put their donations in a slot in a box outside the auditorium so that only the Father needs to see (Matthew 6:4).

      Other Christian denominations such as the Mormons and Muslims have similar methods in some areas.

      The Catholic church hasn't sold dispensations in a few hundred years, and "pass the hat" has been a purely optional occurrance (and stated as so) at every faith-based meeting I've ever been to. Other non-profits/not-for-profits tend to go for club dues etc. instead.

    13. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I actually had two people in different classes from that group, one whose mother was a firm believer and another whose g-mother was. Needless to say both were pretty ambivalent to the religion and went out of their way when old enough to work their way out.

      On the bright side: It was a strong reminder for them why they were pushing so hard at higher education and better jobs!

    14. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the donation box marked "for the poor" is still on the wall regardless.

      In the Archdiocese of Portland- we just got hit up 3 ways- normal weekly church collection, Archbishop's capital campaign 2nd payment of 5, and the Archbishop's appeal, all in the same week. Needless to say, my contribution for the last went severely down this year.

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    15. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I can see the others, but MENNONITE?!?!?!?!?

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    16. Re:Matthew 6:4 by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      Yes, the problem is most people think on Mennonite as in Amish. However the Amish are just a very small subset of the entire Mennonite denomination. Out here in Western Canada there are a lot of Mennonite churches that are more progressive then the Baptist churches in regard to their embracing of modern technology.

    17. Re:Matthew 6:4 by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I was only there out of family obligation. When their leaders live in palaces and dress like and are treated like royalty, I can't imagine why even the faithful donate a red cent.

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    18. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The Mennonites I grew up around in Oregon (German Apostolic Christian Branch- yes, they still held their Sunday Services in God's Holy Language of German) bought the latest farm equipment, and in boom years had the latest vans for carting their large families around in.

      But they purchased them without radios, we were evil for having a TV Set, and one older gentleman kept trying to convince me that there was no future in computers and I should return to sheep herding.

      Thus my shock that in Canada, some Mennonite churches are now taking online donations. My very liberal Catholic parish only started that last year, and there was an instant backlash among the faithful who viewed putting a small check (tithing in the modern Catholic Church averages 2.9% of income) in the basket as a sacramental duty.

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    19. Re:Matthew 6:4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a non Jehova's Witness protestant, my church does this.

  71. Men vs Women by Eraesr · · Score: 1

    What I find more interesting (and perhaps there's already a perfectly good explanation known for this) is why women generally live so much longer than men?

    1. Re:Men vs Women by mejustme · · Score: 1

      What I find more interesting (and perhaps there's already a perfectly good explanation known for this) is why women generally live so much longer than men?

      If you need to ask, then obviously you've never been married.

    2. Re:Men vs Women by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Because men generally work more than women and get violently killed more than women and receive less health attention/spending than women.

  72. Several people have lived past 114... by asylumx · · Score: 1

    Several people have lived past 114 in recent history, including a woman, Besse Cooper, who is 115 and still alive today. So, where did the idea of a 114 limit come from? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_person

    1. Re:Several people have lived past 114... by medv4380 · · Score: 1
      If you look at the average of the top 10 oldest people verified. Excluding Japan since they cheat (not reporting grandpa as dead for 10 years doesn't make him older). Only 1 made it past 114 and most hit 113. It's hard to say what Average should be but when you're dealing with verified elderly 114 comes as close to spot on as you can.

      If you include people who weren't verified as Old or include Cheating Japan then yes you're right.

      I don't see why this is news though. It's been believed for quite some time that metabolism is linked to lifespan, and that people who make it past 100 tend to have a decreased thyroid. It's not really so much as a mystery but fixing it, in my opinion, could be bad. I'd like to have the lifespan of a Galapagos turtle but not if it means I have to move around like one.

    2. Re:Several people have lived past 114... by asylumx · · Score: 1

      But an average is an average, not a limit, so using it as one doesn't make any sense at all. And of the top 10 oldest, only two are disputed, and the 11th and 12th were also both at least 116. Also, I have no idea where your rant about Japan comes from. It's not like Japan is 9 of the top 10 -- they are 2 of the top ten on record, and 4 of the top ten alive, no more in either case than the US.

  73. Medicine, World Population, and Technology. by realsilly · · Score: 1

    200 or 2000 years ago, man didn't have the knowledge about the human body and how to fix it the way we do today. Besides modern medicine, the population of the world has exponentially grown so that there are a lot more chances for people to live longer lives. Further, with the dawn of technology, and record keeping, man has documented life spans.

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  74. Re:Genisis 6:3 by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah, thanks for that. I always look to religion for the correct answer to question science already has the answer for, Remind me again, which which hand should I throw stones when I'm murdering women for having been raped?

    Well, according the Christian religion, you don't throw stones at all unless you are without sin yourself.

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  75. Re:Genisis 6:3 by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything about the man in the case of the non-virgin. Editor's omission perhaps. Not excused however, see the commandments...

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  76. What will it takes for humans to live beyond this by JTW · · Score: 1

    more episodes of "Lost"

  77. Interesting correlation between heartrate, lifespa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found one statement (take 220-age = heart rate) andanother (interesting that when your expected heart rate drops to 106 you die, i.e. 220-114=106)
    And then started googling 106 and heart rate and found this very interesting article on pacemaker design:
    http://circres.ahajournals.org/content/106/3/434.full

    Discovering that there is a mutation that affects heart rate....

    Also very interesting how many times the number "106" appears in the References...

    Im just saying its weird.

  78. Um, Battletech much? by jnelson4765 · · Score: 1

    The Clans in Battletech sent their old warriors out as foot soldiers (cannon fodder, essentially).

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  79. Bill Clinton will live forever by bentcd · · Score: 1

    It all comes down to the exact meaning of the word "year" ...

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  80. quote fail by Palshife · · Score: 3, Informative

    The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.

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    1. Re:quote fail by mkstowegnv · · Score: 1

      My favorite line is the next one by Roy Batty (played in the remake by an actor previously best known as Mikey in the Quaker cereal commercials)

      "I want more life fucker"

  81. Job 26:7, 26:10 by tepples · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you search to the ends of the Earth, I suspect you'll find someone who can elaborate on it.

    It could be argued that the ends of the earth are merely the shore.

    Until then, I suggest Job 26:7.

    You make a good point about this. Some people reading along might not get the Job 26 reference. Verse 7 ("hanging the earth upon nothing") suggests that there isn't anything that "holds the earth up", as some cultures' myths about turtles all the way down suggest. Likewise, the shape of the curve between day and night is "a circle [...] where light ends in darkness" (26:10), which along with Isaiah 40:21-22 too shows biblical knowledge of the spherical earth.

    1. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Some* people reading along might not get the Job 26 reference? We're not actually in Church right now (unless you're a baptist, I guess).

    2. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      21 Do you not know? Have you not heard? Has it not been told you from the beginning? Have you not understood since the earth was founded? (Irrelevant)
      22 He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy,and spreads them out like a tent to live in.

      Which sounds like a more accurate paraphrase: the earth is a flat circle, with canopy above it, like a giant tent; OR the earth is a sphere, covered on all sides by a canopy (not wrapping, not clothing, or anything that implies complete covering but instead a canopy)

      Job 26:10 refers to being able to see the horizon in all directions when one turns around in a circle. That the earth is a circular plane is compatible with both quotes and the fact that the earth was believed to be a circular plane by the Egyptians, Mesopotamians, and even the Greeks until the 5th century BC when a spherical earth was known and popularized by the Greeks. Nowhere in the Tanakh is it clear the ancient Hebrews knew the earth was spherical, and given when the relevant portions were written we shouldn't expect them to.

    3. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the Earth curves, but that doesn't mean it's a sphere; it's actually a parabolic curve. The Earth isn't completely rigid, and would probably snap in half if it was under the weight of all of us. It's only natural that the edges of the Earth would droop down a little.

    4. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      *Some* people have brains and know the reference, or have figured out what Google does.

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    5. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Baptists don't do church on Thursday.
      At least the religion doesn't.

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    6. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      That describes a dome not a sphere, selective interpretation at it's best.

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    7. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.thehistoryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Orlando-Ferguson-flat-earth-map.jpg

      "Four Hundred passages in the bible that condemn the globe theory, or flying earth, and none sustain it."

      I can imagine people pointing to passages in the future that back up evolution... =p

    8. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 bible apologists rated informative and interesting? What is going on around here?

    9. Re:Job 26:7, 26:10 by tepples · · Score: 1

      That describes a dome

      What do you get when you bisect a sphere?

  82. the first women to live to 120, has just retired by rapiddescent · · Score: 1

    at the UK Life Assurer I work at, there is a prediction originating from actuaries (not medics!) that the first british woman to live to 120 has just retired (at 60 years old). Actuaries spend all their time working with this data in order to price annuities and are pretty good at it.

    The difficult political statement is that this anecdoral women, working for 38 to 40 years, has to fund 60 years of retirement (+ care etc). i.e. the current retirement ages are just too young; especially the gold plated final year salary pensions offered to government staff over the last 30 years (although, these are not generally available now).

  83. Why? by blueforce · · Score: 1

    "What will it takes for humans to live beyond this limit?"

    Another 12 months.

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  84. Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When a lion ate a lamb, what happened to it if death didn't exist?

    Before the fall, did animals even eat animals?

    Before the flood, which happened 1,656 years later, it was easier to be vegan because there were probably plants with nutritional profiles similar to meat. I'm guessing these plants may have died off in the flood. Notice that God didn't mention eating meat until after the flood: "Every moving animal that is alive may serve as food for YOU. As in the case of green vegetation, I do give it all to YOU. Only flesh with its soul--its blood--YOU must not eat." --Genesis 9:3-4.

    1. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These are things that can be figured out in a few minutes of actually reading the bible, but people are more interested in making snarky comments on the internet.

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    2. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Before the fall, did animals even eat animals?

      Hey, guess what, plants die too.

      Of course if "death" only means "death" for animals, then sure, there was no death and everyone could eat plants.

      Drawing the line between "plant" and "animal" is difficult for us even now - there used to be two kingdoms, now we have 6 (Bacteria, Archaea, Protista, Plantae, Fungi, and Animalia).

      Also there must have been no carnivorous plants before the fall. Venus flytraps must have been designed to catch... uh, flying plants?

    3. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Plants are alive. And die when you eat them.

    4. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

      Only flesh with its soul--its blood--YOU must not eat.

      Did I just read that right? The Bible says the soul is in the blood? So if I get a blood transfusion, do I swap souls with the donor? No wonder Jehovah's Witnesses are so freaked about transfusions!

    5. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      The plants available in the here and now are fine, nutritionally. The only thing that makes it even slightly hard to be vegan is that our society is geared toward supporting the preferences of omnivores. (Which is understandable since most people don't want to be vegan, but that doesn't make it untrue.)

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    6. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Jesus, this entire thread is like one of those campfires where you hand the stick to the next person to make the story that is being told just that much more imaginative.

      To play this little game I'll post what is in Genesis 9:3-4 from the King James Version:

      "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat."

      In other words, kill it first so it doesn't have life.

      All that aside, this book was written by people.

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    7. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only flesh with its soul--its blood--YOU must not eat

      Which is pretty damn funny, considering the whole Christian rutual thing is based around eating the Flesh and Blood of Jesus.

    8. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by neonKow · · Score: 1

      And you would understand why if you would just take a few minutes to read a specific passage in a particular psychology textbook, but you're more interested in portraying other people as lazy and sarcastic.

      Understanding any topic, including the Bible, is hardly as clear-cut as you make it out to be, and if you actually believe it to be that simple, then you need to pay a little more the interesting and funny discussion that's going on instead of interjecting your snide remarks.

    9. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by neonKow · · Score: 1

      So how many apple trees do you think you've killed?

    10. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so this supernatural being that knows all things is telling us to eat poisonous green plants knowing it will kill us?

    11. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the large claws and incisors carnivores had were for what, again?

    12. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      By eating or by running over little ones with lawnmowers?

      And do you count the apple tree embryos I murder when I fail to eat the seeds? God apparently counts those things. He also didn't react too kindly when Adam ate that apple....

    13. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by tepples · · Score: 1

      And do you count the apple tree embryos I murder when I fail to eat the seeds? God apparently counts those things.

      True, God counts the plants, but he also gave the plants to humanity back in Eden. Concerning every tree other than the tree of knowledge, he told Adam: "From every tree of the garden you may eat to satisfaction" (Genesis 2:16). I was under the impression that God made a distinction between "things with breath" (animals) on the one hand and the other kingdoms on the other.

    14. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that God made a distinction between "things with breath" (animals) on the one hand and the other kingdoms on the other.

      Yet plants breathe, too... they take in CO2 and emit oxygen.

      Yet another example that the story was written by people who couldn't possibly know the minute and fascinating scientific details of the world they lived in.

    15. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by neonKow · · Score: 1

      My car doesn't breathe...

    16. Re:Before the flood it was easier to be vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My car doesn't breathe...

      No, but it aspires to. Nyuk nyuk!

  85. Stats by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

    It only takes enough people to reach 114 years, then you see also people that will get older.

  86. Re:Genisis 6:3 by ilguido · · Score: 1

    Actually, the bible doesn't say you should be punishing the man who raped her, just that if she was a virgin he has to marry her and pay a higher than average bride price to her father for "sampling" the goods before he bought them.

    Only if she's not a fiancée (and must be noted that at the time weddings were arranged when girls were prepubescent):

    But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and murders a neighbor, for the man found the young woman out in the country, and though the betrothed woman screamed, there was no one to rescue her.

    Deuteronomy 22:25-27

    Also, no divorce allowed, so she's permanently stuck as the effective slave of her rapist. Such justice!

    At the time a divorced woman had no means to survive by herself. That's why in India women were burned with their husbands at their death, or in modern day Afghanistan: "A divorced woman cannot return to her parents' family and, in an impoverished country with widespread unemployment, she cannot rebuild her life on her own, either. Some women seek escape by self-immolation, resulting in death or disfigurement. Last year, at least 30 women committed suicide in the western Farah Province alone, most of them by setting themselves on fire, according to Afghan media reports." Actually the no divorce allowed was a great social advancement for the time.

    If she wasn't a virgin, it's not any of his problem at all, and there's no punishment for him, but she gets the stoning.

    This is pure bullshit:

    If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die. You must purge the evil from Israel.

    Deuteronomy 22:22

    If a man sleeps with a female slave who is promised to another man but who has not been ransomed or given her freedom, there must be due punishment. Yet they are not to be put to death, because she had not been freed.

    Leviticus 19:20

    If she committed adultery, she is punished, otherwise she is not.

  87. Re:Genisis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you don't excuse it doesn't mean the bible prescribes a punishment, or even cares that it happened.

    Exactly which commandment would he be violating? She's not dead (that's why the stoning is required), so he didn't kill her. He didn't steal anything, Adultery would require that he (and/or she) be married, as would coveting the property of his neighbor. Heck, that would require that she be property of (ie: married to) his neighbor. None of the rest even come close. Unless he put a lot of work into it on a Sunday, or said something like "God damn, that's a fine ass I'm raping!", or lied about it and said "No man, she totally raped me, not the other way around!" (in which case, he'd be the one believed, and she'd be stoned for it while he was not punished. Remember, in the bible, women are not actually _people_, and their word doesn't count.) he's totally in the clear on that set of rules. Even if you've made up your own crazy-ass version that includes "thou shalt not have sex without consent of the other partner" (which would run counter to several other sections of the bible which insist that women don't get to make that decision), there are also no punishments proscribed for violating any of them. Usually it's left to mob rule, because followers of that book of horrors don't trust their own supposedly all knowing and all powerful giver of supreme morality to be able to handle punishments on his own.

  88. Re:Genisis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, yeah, thanks for that. I always look to religion for the correct answer to question science already has the answer for, Remind me again, which which hand should I throw stones when I'm murdering women for having been raped?

    Well, according the Christian religion, you don't throw stones at all unless you are without sin yourself.

    Neither. It's far easier (and kinder) to not read a single verse out of context and completely misunderstand history, religion, morals, ethics and reality.

  89. Re:Genisis 6:3 by qbast · · Score: 1

    That's not a problem. You confess, get absolution and your sins vanish. If you do it early in a morning you have whole day for a good stoning..

  90. "What will it take to live beyond this limit?" by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Shorter years. We're working on getting rid of the leap second: that'll help.

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  91. I noticed something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found this from the article:
    "During our last Google+ Hangout we got a chance"
    I guess Google paid for this one.

  92. Imaginary problems those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the food thing before anyone asks

    What food thing?"

    As for oil... plenty of energy around, we just need to harvest it more efficiently.

  93. List of Oldest People by Arrepiadd · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wikipedia has a list of the oldest people in the world.. 27 of them got older than 114 (only three of them disputed) and one of them is still alive.

    So... "nothing to see here, move along..."

  94. It is not allowed. ... by moxley · · Score: 1

    Because that thing on their hand starts blinking at 35....and then you know what happens

  95. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny enough, On the bottom of the article, there is a "related article" that mentions a women dying at 115.

  96. We're on our way in solving this. by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    "What will it take for humans to live beyond this limit?"

    Simple:
    Cyborg Technology.

  97. I can see the job ads on monster ..... by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."must have 435 years of experience with C++, Objective-C and XML. At LEAST 145 years of scripting and linux experience...." "... please forward your resume with work history, titles, salaries and referrals "

    1. Re:I can see the job ads on monster ..... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      "... and at least a century of experience with the new OS that came out yesterday."

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    2. Re:I can see the job ads on monster ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the average shelf-life of a programmer is about 10-years, that's gotta be a moldy programmer.

    3. Re:I can see the job ads on monster ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XML might last 435 years? Over my dead body!

  98. why would you want to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the first 80 years of watching suffering in the world enough? You need another 30?
    Are you a sick man who gets off watching the 99% starve and try to make ends meet?

  99. and also Larry Niven by MRe_nl · · Score: 3, Informative
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  100. Death Takes a Holiday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eventually we will hit the point where everyone is healthy up to 114... then drop dead.

    the longest lifespans will not get longer but the period of age-related disease and frailty would be shortened.

    End-of-life parties would be the new must-attend events. What incentive would I have to save my money? If I know I will die within 1 or 2 years, then I can blow all of my savings and party like royalty for my last 2 years.

  101. In other news... by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

    The new official retirement age has been raised to 112. Enjoy those last two years at home on us... you've earned them.

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  102. Easy... by Zugok · · Score: 1

    e x "The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" = 114

    Explaining why is another thing...

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  103. Staying challenged and not coasting by k6mfw · · Score: 2

    It seems when someone has challenges in life (no, not fighting unfriendly people at home or at McJobs) but on new gadgets or architecture or ballroom dance competition (even open amateur takes as much work as open pro). There are some that keep working on a endeavour until they are dead of old age but it was that passion that kept them going. As opposed to someone that retires, is financially secure but simply "coasting" which statistically they will be dead six months after they retire. OK so I didn't RTFA (was it biological limitations?) but I've read and seen people that work on something passionate and it keeps them going, but not everyone is immortal, and they leave their endeavour "feet first."

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  104. The answer is in how we age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An average human male is at his peak physical fitness at age 26. After that you lose approx 1% of fitness per year of life.

    Assuming the above is correct, we can do the maths.
    At age 114 you are 100 - (114 - 26) percent fit.
    100 - 88 => 12% fit.

    Perhaps anyone that is 12% fit is at the edge of viability.

    Figures for females will differ slightly.

    Where did I get the above figures? From listening to physical coaching experts commentating on various world championship swimming and athletics programs.

  105. Easier by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    His innocence died and he became aware of actual death as his fate, so it'd kind of be like the movie DOA. You have been posioned and you are as good as dead, now is just the waiting. 8-)

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  106. Re:Genisis 6:3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, so in your fantasy world, all women are either virgins, married, or slaves who have been promised to another man but not ransomed or given their freedom. Also, enslaving victims to the vermin who raped them apparently is "protecting" them. Right. You're a delusional freak, and I sincerely hope that you are not actually allowed to interact with society, as you are clearly a threat to it.

  107. 120 years commonly misinterpreted by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

    That was 120 years until the flood were to come, not 120 years for people's length of life.

    Basically, it means "120 years from now, the flood will come"

  108. Spoilers: by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mary was no virgin; Jesus was just a man; it's a horrible tale about deception, greed and lust for power; the taking advantage of people's gullibility, fear and inability to think critically. Jesus catches out Judas using GPS, buttonhole cameras, and bribed Roman constabulary. Three stars; needed more CGI, and story seems at least partially cribbed from the Egyptian Book of the Dead [a Warner Bros. title.]

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  109. This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't live past that age because we have no clue why we don't. The religious conversation here on Slashdot just proves it.

    If we knew why then we could do something about it. Since we don't, we won't.

  110. If Superman fought Spiderman. by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Chuck Norris would win.

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  111. What will it take for humans to live past 114? by mj1856 · · Score: 2

    I don't know, but I'm sure it has something to do with Cialis.

  112. Jeanne Calment died aged 122 bitch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

  113. Re:Genisis 6:3 by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    If you're not reading the Bible carefully, no surprise you can't find any prohibition on rape. So long as you're not being disingenuous about it, i'll put it down as lack of effort.

    It, however, you actually don't consider the Bible to be what it purports to be, then this discussion is pointless.

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  114. Re:Genisis 6:3 by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Remind me again, which which hand should I throw stones when I'm murdering women for having been raped?
    Whichever hand you don't sin with.

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  115. Endorse it on the back by tepples · · Score: 1

    True, Jesus gave this sermon before what amounts to an IOU became a common payment method. But still, local congregation officials don't need to look closely at the front of the check to endorse it on the back.

  116. Donations confidentially reported to Caesar by tepples · · Score: 1

    Jesus was talking about donating publicly. I don't think he was talking about donations confidentially reported to Caesar.

  117. Flying seeds by tepples · · Score: 1

    Also there must have been no carnivorous plants before the fall. Venus flytraps must have been designed to catch... uh, flying plants?

    That might be so. Plants in the sundew family (Droseraceae) may have been designed to catch flying seeds.

  118. extreme value theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an extreme-value theory situation. The maximum of a collection of random variables is much more finely defined than any given variable. It's not unusual or mysterious.

  119. Xu Yun by WanQiaoYi · · Score: 1

    general note - There was a Chan master that died in 1959, named Xu Yun that lived until 119

  120. You could.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You could hook them up to a life support machine and force them to break that barrier,
    although that would be no quality of life,
      it would shut up anyone wasting tax payers money on testing why we cant live past this age,
    other then just accepting that we do get old and will perish eventually.

    I like to live until I am 150 if they can make me with machines, by then who knows, we can have robotic torsos,
    and transfer the cognitive functions and brain over from the old body to the robotic one...

  121. Genesis 9:29 by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

    And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

  122. First related article in the link: by Jesse_vd · · Score: 1

    "World’s Oldest Person Gertrude Baines Dies at Age 115"
    http://singularityhub.com/2009/09/15/gertrude-baines-dies-at-age-115/

  123. Old man's war by phorm · · Score: 1

    I believe it was by John Scalzi.
    Basically when you're old, you have two choice: Die and go into the group, or sign up for the military, be 'juved, and possibly die in war.

  124. Rounding error, buffer overflow by phorm · · Score: 1

    Somewhere, in our DNA, is the equivalent to a 32-bit unsigned-integer...

    1. Re:Rounding error, buffer overflow by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      Well interestingly 1 million hours = 24 hours * 365.25 days * 114 years

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  125. so silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    considering if you wrote this article a century ago, you'd be asking why people don't live past X (where X is less than 114).
    heck, go back a 1000 years and you'd probably be asking why people don't live past 50

  126. Tax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was a 10% tithe.

  127. Lunar Cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Jewish calendar goes by Lunar cycles, roughly 12 to 13 per year. That would have made Methuselah:

    969 / 12 = 80.75

    Unless he was from Numenor.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%BAmenor

  128. Re:Genisis 6:3 by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    "And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years."

    This verse is a countdown to the great flood and Noah's ark and all that. Not a proscription on the number of years an individual may live. Context, my friend, context.

  129. No, Not Really by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    And I'm an evangelical. This is referring to 120 years until Noah's flood, not a hard limit for humanity. There are some people in the Bible who live past 120 years after this.

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  130. Disturbing. by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    Ray Kurzweil predicts that in the coming decades the term “life expectancy” will become irrelevant. By then medical advances and nanotechnology will be such effective tools with which to repair our bodies as they break down with age it will be as simple as car repair, changing out old parts for new and getting us back on the road again. Indefinitely. Even without the breakthrough technologies that allow us to regrow organs or reprogram faulty genes technological advances are making their imprint on our longevity.

    If several organs, bones, etc. are in need of replacement of unnatural, man-made parts by the time I hit 100 years or older, then why the hell would I want to live to be that age in the first place? The way the article talks, you'll get quick tune-ups every so often as needed, replacing even more aging, natural body parts with man-made ones, to the point where you might as well consider yourself some weird, unnatural Frankenstein thing, not a human being. I'm sorry, but I couldn't live that way. Give me death any day.

    Medical bills already cost a shitload; they're just trying to extract as many extra years of them from people that they possibly can by doing this. Suffer a stroke and go completely retarded? Oh, don't worry--we can "fix" any major (ie. life-threatening) problems, prevent you from getting another one with regular tune-ups, and extend your life much further than it would otherwise be. Oh, and your mental retardation from the stroke? Well, sorry, but you'll just have to continue for the rest of your life living that way--but at least you'll continue to be dependent on us for a longer period of time than you otherwise would have been. Enjoy many extra years stuck in a nursing home.

    Might as well pay for death and get it over with.

  131. You guys aren't reading the bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Men could only live to 120. Says so right in Genesis after the sons of God mated with the daughters of men.

    Genesis
    6:1 When humankind began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born to them, 6:2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of humankind were beautiful. Thus they took wives for themselves from any they chose. 6:3 So the Lord said, “My spirit will not remain in humankind indefinitely, since they are mortal. They will remain for 120 more years.”

  132. Good explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first paragraph is (almost) exactly how I have heard it explained, so there isn't a difference (I'm Christian).
    (Almost because just about every commentary that really goes into it says that the fruit of knowledge was not an apple, but something which can't be identified today. The apple comes from how that was the only fruit around in winter, when they did the plays.)

    On the second part, the Christian explanation (Rom. 5, I Cor 15) is that Adam, the first man, was given life, then brought death to all men; Jesus (the "last Adam") "became a quickening spirit", and brought the offer of life to all men.
    This was made available by Jesus' sacrifice, but can only be accessed by faith and repentance.
    The main difference is that Jews today don't see a need for blood sacrifice.

  133. You have never truly suffered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had to live with 10/10 pain 24/7/365.24, there is very little that you wouldn't consider to end the pain.

    Consider yourself fortunate that you've never met anyone who suffered that much. It's a terrible thing to see. Those people become shells of their former selves, unable to do their favorite activities, and constantly living from pain pill to pain pill. Life becomes a waiting game until you can take your next dosage.

    I honestly hope you and those you know and love never have to experience that kind of thing.

  134. But the truth is, the oldest is 115. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a related story showing up at the bottom of the article that is titled "World’s Oldest Person Gertrude Baines Dies at Age 115".

    Says it all, I guess. :)

    Here's the link: http://singularityhub.com/2009/09/15/gertrude-baines-dies-at-age-115/

  135. scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    114 year olds must be quaking in their boots now!

  136. Symbols by tepples · · Score: 1

    Which is pretty damn funny, considering the whole Christian rutual thing is based around eating the Flesh and Blood of Jesus.

    It's not the only time the Catholics have deviated from what the Bible teaches, misinterpreting "this cup represents the new covenant in my blood" as "this cup becomes my blood".

  137. Muslims deny that Jesus died by tepples · · Score: 1

    Was that intended as a snarky comment along the lines "if Jehovah's Witnesses are Christian, then Muslims are Christian too"? What Catholics, Protestants, Mormons, and JWs have in common is that they all believe Jesus was the Son of God who was put to death as a payment for the sin of humanity. Muslims deny that Jesus died. This is how "Barack Obama is a closet Muslim" is more damning among certain groups than, say, "Mitt Romney is an out Mormon".

  138. Re:Genesis 6:3 + Terminator by jokkebk · · Score: 1

    And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.



    I loved it when in Terminator II Arnold explains to John Connor that he has internal battery which will last for 120 years. I don't think that amount is a coincidence. :)
    --
    http://codeandlife.com
  139. The same shitty modern interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sorry they VERY WELL knew what a sphere was at the time. The fact that they used CIRCLE instead of sphere sink your itnerpretation as "modern". Anyway the greek knew also the earth was round without the bible by a few logic step and long before the bible was written, probably other folks using the same logic.

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  141. Plus, it's a 15-years old record. by Tymst · · Score: 1

    Also, as you probably know, Jeanne Calment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment) was the oldest human being, at 122 years. And she died in 1997. 15 years ago. 15 years of continuous medical improvement and discoveries, and we still haven't beat the record.

  142. Cyber Sex is the Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 91 years young .. I cyber with three different "regulars" every day -- YES every day .. a gal who thinks I am 20-something and two guys, one of whom loves his "daddy". Orgasms are nature's way of renewing the body, not the mention the nurtritional substances contained within the Body's Most Precious and Delectible Essences.

  143. of course it's metaphorical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what you gain in knowledge you lose in innocence; what you gain in knowledge of the consequences of your own behavior you lose by guilt over the negative consequences; what you gain in knowledge of your own future demise you lose by fear of that end; etc. etc. etc. And all that mental baggage distinguishes us from the critters, and even any humanoids who may still exist in an uncivilized natural state.
    this might be just a trifle much to make part of the general philosophical background of an illiterate bronze age nomadic tribe of sheepherders, so it would probably make sense to weave it into a story that gets remembered and repeated, so at least the clever ones could be inspired to reason out the implications and deeper meanings of this tale, rather than take it verbatim.
    plus, for my money, the middle east in general is still not a place where you can count on all the stuff you hear being true, nor is it a place where people expect that everything they hear will be true. The whole concept of history textbooks, etc. is pretty recent and not exactly backwards compatible with legends, myths, fables, parables, etc.

  144. Grow your own. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think how much fun you'll have.

  145. Probability of death rises exponentially by AlejoHausner · · Score: 1

    If you look at an actuarial table from the USA: http://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html and plot the probability of death versus age, on a semi-log graph, you get a straight line after age 30. This means that the probability of death rises exponentially with time. It reaches 100% probability at age 121. Hence that's the hard limit. Interestingly, there's a slight change in slope around age 97: maybe some other aging mechanism takes over. Nevertheless, the change is slight, and the probability continues its lethal rise to 100%.

  146. Re:the first women to live to 120, has just retire by billyswong · · Score: 1

    Your concept of "retirement ages too young" is flawed.

    There are only so much jobs. No matter how willing to work peoples are, the overall amount of money employees can get per population won't increase, except by inflation. Elders retire later, young getting jobs harder. Upon more and more automation, jobs that actually produce products for necessary consumptions decrease. Riches that control natural resources drip less and less water down to the public.

    Therefore, telling people to retire later helps nothing. Really nothing. It's about resources distributions and redistributions.

  147. Say I carry twenties instead of a checkbook by tepples · · Score: 1

    By discrete

    "Discrete" means not continuous, like a signal that has been sampled. Assuming you meant "discreet":

    you mean inserting checks in the box. That way the "elders" see who is paying the bills.

    See what I wrote about checks in my reply to Anonymous Coward. Replies to previous Slashdot stories express incredulity that people still carry a checkbook. Instead, a growing number of people carry a debit card or an auto-paying credit card to make retail purchases, and they pay their utility bills with ACH and pay cash in person-to-person transactions. Say I choose to contribute to the local congregation's fund in twenties instead of with a check. What in the Bible encourages the elders to discriminate against me?

  148. This is what it takes. by nilbog · · Score: 1
    --
    or else!