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Evangelical Scientists Debate Creation Story

Hugh Pickens writes "Polls by Gallup and the Pew Research Center find that four out of 10 Americans believe humanity descend from Adam and Eve, but NPR reports that evangelical scientists are now saying publicly that they can no longer believe the Genesis account and that it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans. 'That would be against all the genomic evidence that we've assembled over the last 20 years so not likely at all,' says biologist Dennis Venema, a senior fellow at BioLogos Foundation, a Christian group that tries to reconcile faith and science. 'You would have to postulate that there's been this absolutely astronomical mutation rate that has produced all these new variants in an incredibly short period of time. Those types of mutation rates are just not possible. It would mutate us out of existence.' Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century and say it's time to face facts: There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

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  1. Do You Have a Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

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    1. Re:Do You Have a Link? by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

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    2. Re:Do You Have a Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. Why do they even discuss it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where does the bible say is Kain's wife from?

    1. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The land of Nod." (Genesis 4:16)

      And I agree. Most people fail to realize several important contextual clues in the biblical genesis stories.

      1) genesis 1:26 implies multiple humans, simultaneously. Not just adam.

      2) genesis 2:5 says specifically that god had not yet created FARMING humans. (No man to "till the earth"). Hunter gatherers could well exist, but are not mentioned, since they are not the focus of the story. This is reiterated in genesis 3:22.

      I would say that the genesis story does what many ancient histories/verbal accounts/stories of myth do, which is to focus on the people that are deemed important to the story and omit any extra content. For instance, the odd lack of female characters in the geneology section, except where there are extraordinay circumstances. The omissions do not mean that males greatly outnumbered females, it means the recorders of the tradition valued males more highly, and considered the women's names superfluous. By the same vein, mentioning nomadic hunters outside "eden" would be superfluous except where they come into the narrative though interacting with a major character, such as Cain. (In the land of Nod.) Keeping the story simple is essential for these early traditions because written language has not been invented yet. (Agriculture predated written language by several thousand years. As such any such traditions or origin stories would HAVE to be oral ones. That is why there are omissions for the sake of simplicity.)

      Taking such a literal approach as to imply adam was the only human at the time is absurd both from the perspective of the narrative itself and from any biological perspective as well. As such this article only should upset dyed in the wool literalists and super fundies.

    2. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      And upset the atheists that rely on the literalist interpretation to attack Christianity. That's basically their only form of attack and once you start pointing out how the Bible isn't too terribly different from how many ancient texts were written that we accept as truth the start to come up with anything worthwhile to continue attacking with.

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    3. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I think probably the quickest question one can pose to make clear that the bible does not say Adam and Eve were the first humans to such a "super fundie" would be to ask "Was Eve created inside, or outside, the garden?"

      To claim people didn't pre-exist Eve would cause major problems with the time and event sequence of the narrative of the "days" per your Genesis 1:26 reference, as well as give us the significant problem of God giving Adam and Eve the unfulfillable-by-them command of "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it"--as they were intended, per the narrative, to remain in the garden, and were ejected only due to their later sin.

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    4. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      > to come up with anything worthwhile to continue attacking with.

      You mean besides the fact that it's mostly ridiculous?

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    5. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      To claim people didn't pre-exist Eve would cause major problems with the time and event sequence of the narrative of the "days" per your Genesis 1:26 reference

      No, not really. Genesis2 says that Eden was created on the day God created dry land, but before he created plants all over the Earth. Adam might have gotten bored (or horny) very quickly, and God might have made Eve that same day. That was a few days before worldwide human population. The Eden story isn't a chronology, it's a flashback.

    6. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      That was a few days before worldwide human population.

      Ah, no, the creation of male and female humans per se is in Genesis 1, and an entirely different, earlier, allegorical "day".

      Such is my reading/interpretation, anyway. As for the rest, I probably agree more than you had anticipated, so will leave that aside for now.

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    7. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      the creation of male and female humans per se is in Genesis 1, and an entirely different, earlier, allegorical "day".

      Correct, Day6. After the chronological story is told, (and the resting on Day7), a flashback narrative is told regarding Eden being created on Day3 (note the "when dry land is created, but no plants yet; that means it's Day3 according to the chronology of Genesis1). It's not expressed how long it took before Eve was created, but worldwide population with humans and creation of Adam and Eve were separate events.

    8. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, arguing which elements are "flashbacks" would be an interesting discussion, but outside of my immediate purposes here on Slashdot. ;)

      Though, it does seem like an opportune moment to quote this...


      Jesus saw infants being suckled. He said to his disciples, "These infants being suckled are like those who enter the kingdom."

      They said to him, "Shall we then, as children, enter the kingdom?"

      Jesus said to them, "When you make the two one, and when you make the inside like the outside and the outside like the inside, and the above like the below, and when you make the male and the female one and the same, so that the male not be male nor the female female; and when you fashion eyes in the place of an eye, and a hand in place of a hand, and a foot in place of a foot, and a likeness in place of a likeness; then will you enter the kingdom."


      --Thomas

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    9. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by God'sDuck · · Score: 1

      genesis 2:5 says specifically that god had not yet created FARMING humans. (No man to "till the earth").

      Huh...I had never noticed that. Thank you.

    10. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      As such this article only should upset dyed in the wool literalists and super fundies.

      Ah, I take it you've met my family then?

      Joking aside, I think you are mistaken to think (as implied by that statement) that "dyed in the wool literalists" and "super fundies" are uncommon, perhaps even rare. If that group includes everyone who believes that Adam and Eve are the first humans and all others descended from them, that there were no humans outside of Eden until after the Fall (and of course then only those descendents of Adam and Eve) -- well, regardless of what is actually contained in the book of genesis that is a very common set of beliefs. Along with no idea of how the flood story is obviously merged accounts (two of each, versus seven; the enumeration of the animals included; etc.). Or how the story of Babel implies that man is His equal (his concern was that Man would be his equal once, not if, they completed the tower to heaven).

      Most Christians are simply unaware of what is in the Bible.

    11. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And upset the atheists that rely on the literalist interpretation to attack Christianity. That's basically their only form of attack and once you start pointing out how the Bible isn't too terribly different from how many ancient texts were written that we accept as truth the start to come up with anything worthwhile to continue attacking with.

      Perhaps you could set aside your persecution complex for a moment and realize that they aren't actually attacking Christianity. They're specifically attacking the literalist interpretation because it's those jackasses that keep trying to get it taught as science in the classroom! Sure, if there's a debate about it, they'll point out that there's really no evidence for a deity, especially as described by most organized religions, or for any of the supernatural stuff that they believe in. But atheists can get along just fine with religious folks as long as they aren't trying to have their religion made into law or trying to subject others to proselytizing. Unfortunately there's an extremely vocal minority of religious folks that make things pretty unbearable for atheists, and a lot more religious folks who are content to let it happen.

    12. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by agbinfo · · Score: 1

      If humans existed outside of Eden then what was the purpose of Eden? Was it only for a select few?
      Also, which part of the Bible are literal and which are not?

    13. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Or how the story of Babel implies that man is His equal (his concern was that Man would be his equal once, not if, they completed the tower to heaven)

      Well it did take the goddamn commies and their "space firsts" to get the ball rolling, right? (even if ~"I didn't see any god up there" is merely allegedly by Gagarin, apocryphal)

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    14. Re:Why do they even discuss it? by sglines · · Score: 1

      Adam may have been the name of the founder of a dynasty that invented written, symbolic language. IF written language IS the definition of what MAN is then yes, Adam could be considered the first man. By the way this isn't just my idea it's fundamental Judeo-Christian theology. Most Pentecostals are theologically clueless.

  3. Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

    evangelical scientists are now saying publicly that they can no longer believe the Genesis account and that it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans.

    Science and religion rarely mess when comparing facts. I guess this is news because it's evangelical scientists? They're still pushing creationism, aren't they?

    1. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, yes they are.

      I think perhaps the title is misleading. Evangelical Scientists would be scientists who were evangelical about science.

      These people are Evangelical Christian "Scientists", who are part of the evangelical christian movement. While it's good they realise that the genetic evidence gives a good case against their religion, what they have failed to realise is that they are now no longer fundamentalist evangelical christians because they have just put reality over and above the idea of inerrant scripture.

    2. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by kraut · · Score: 0

      Only a very small fraction of Christians - even evangelical Christians - insist on taking every word of the Bible literally.

      Sadly, that fraction is very vocal, and concentrated in the US

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    3. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by barlevg · · Score: 1

      Well, Evangelical is uses as shorthand for the specific sect these days. Just read any mainstream newspaper article about the religious views of Michele Bachmann or Rick Perry. I will concede that it's likely that this usage isn't as common outside the US.

    4. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a few points about your post. firstly, you make the assumption that believing scripture is inerrant requires a belief in a 7-day literal reading of genesis. many evangelicals do not read the start of the bible in this literal way. further, the article itself discusses how a non-literal reading is not an issue. secondly, you have prepended "fundamentalist" to the phrase "evangelical christian". evangelical and fundamentalism are not necessarily the same thing.

    5. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Evangelical Christians believe they have been reborn and saved by Jesus and it's there duty to spread the word. Fundamentalists Christians believe in the literal interpretation of the bible as being absolute (despite over a thousand years of modifications, but I digress). You can be an Evangelical Christian and believe in Evolution. You just can't be an Evangelical-Fundamentalist Christian and believe in evolution.

    6. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2

      Science and religion rarely mess when comparing facts. I guess this is news because it's evangelical scientists? They're still pushing creationism, aren't they?

      Many evangelicals are young-earthers, but not all. Calvin College, which is much of the focus of the NPR story, teaches evolution with little regard to the Genesis account. Any mention of God in science classes is much the same as in any other non-religion course at Calvin: care and awe for his creation, our work on earth as reformers (which can take a number of forms, not just the ones the Christian Right champions), and so on. You won't find any professor in the biology, physics, chemistry - or even religion - departments who would claim that the earth was actually created in six days. Unfortunately, the college president is more conservative than the faculty (though I don't think he's a young-earther), and seems to be on a holy war to champion "correct" interpretations of Genesis in the religion department.

      I am a somewhat recent Calvin alumnus, and my take on creation and evolution as it's taught at Calvin is that they absolutely can mix together in a seamless fashion. All of our scientific discoveries show us a little more of how God created this world. Genesis was never meant to be taken literally - it is similar to many other creation accounts of its era, written in language that the people of the time would understand. It is unfortunate that the current (thankfully outgoing) president of the college feels differently, but his views are far from the most common on campus - especially among the faculty.

    7. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by vlm · · Score: 0

      I think perhaps the title is misleading.

      The subject line of the post is also extremely misleading.

      You know you're dealing with uneducated provincials when they use religion and Christianity as a pure 1:1 mapping / synonym.

      The article talked about extreme fringe christians, not "religion". Religion would imply they were also comparing known scientific facts and theories to all religious beliefs, such as native animists, buddhists, greco-roman mythology, scientology, hinduism, wiccans, and literally about 10K other mutually incompatible belief systems.

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    8. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by gmack · · Score: 1

      Evangelical Christians tend to take the bible literally so these are by definition not evangelical and on top of that they are removing the "fallen man" part of the story(central to most evangelical belief systems). They are trying to influence evangelicals but they themselves are not.

    9. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Well there is room for that.

      First of all the Big Bang was supposed to create its own logic (shape) and time. So no matter how logical your reasoning for the absence of a creator is; it's only valid within our universe. 'Outside', 'before' or 'behind' (can't find the propper words) there might as well be a two headed bunny rabit who sneezed the universe into existense. There might as well be a creator and you would have nothing scientifically valid against the existence of a creator. Furthermore the creator might be everywhere and always has been because the creator is not confined to space, time and logic.

      Heaven and hell might as well be different universes.

      Now there is this smart neurological researcher called Dick Swaab who sais that he has found that due to evolution, the human brain got a piece of religious brain function. But that doesn't mean that if there is a creator who can create an entire universe, might not also planned the Big Bang all the way into humans with religious brains. It also doesn't mean that there is no creator. For example; if humand were to obtain a piece of brain that deals with Newton laws, does that mean that laws of Newton are invalid, just because it has evolved into your brain? I personaly don't think so.

      I'd say let them create a theory for non religious scientist to scientifacly disprove, or confirm. That way, we can at least figure out what is NOT the case.

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    10. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Basically no evangelicals are really young-Earth types. How do I know? Because they don't put their money where their mouths are.

      Finding oil is a very important and high-stakes issue for oil companies. Literally trillions of dollars are riding on it. Exxon's exploration budget alone is around $20 billion per year. When the chips are down and they need to find the most likely spots to drill - what kind of geology do they use? Flood geology, or mainstream? Which one actually delivers the goods?

      Let's assume the Earth is only a few thousand years old. Where did the oil come from? Was it created in the ground with the rest of the Earth? If so, is there a way to predict where it might be found? Or perhaps it really did form from plankton (with a few plants and dinosaurs), but about 10,000 times faster than any chemist believes it could in those conditions? Any way you look at it, a young Earth and a Flood would imply some very interesting scientific questions to ask, some interesting (and potentially extremely valuable) research programs to start. How come nobody's actually pursuing such research programs?

      Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

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    11. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Oh and in case that you think this is complete bullshit, then at least considder the fact that science originated in the religious Islamic middle east, when we were still stuck in the dark ages. Did you know that before Darwin, Islamic scientists already had a theory of evolution?

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    12. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Amen! Yes, you nailed it on each point.

      But that will not change a thing about those who hate God.

      Good try though.

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    13. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      >Only a very small fraction of Christians - even evangelical Christians - insist on taking every word of the Bible literally.

      Between 40-50% of adults in the United States say they believe in YEC, depending on the poll.[7] According to a Gallup poll in December 2010, around 40% of Americans believe in YEC, with 52% among Republicans and 34% among Democrats. The percentage falls quickly as the level of education increasesâ"only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees believed compared with 47% of those with a high school education or less.[8]

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism

      PRINCETON, NJ -- About one-third of the American adult population believes the Bible is the actual word of God and is to be taken literally word for word. This percentage is slightly lower than several decades ago. The majority of those Americans who don't believe that the Bible is literally true believe that it is the inspired word of God but that not everything it in should be taken literally. About one in five Americans believe the Bible is an ancient book of "fables, legends, history, and moral precepts recorded by man."

      http://www.gallup.com/poll/27682/onethird-americans-believe-bible-literally-true.aspx

      1/3 of the US are literalists. That's not a small number. And they are motivated.

      And they are telling you and me that we are going to Hell.

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    14. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can you hate that which doesn't exist?

    15. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      'Originated' is a bit strong there. The ancient greeks may have a better claim to origination of science, philosophy and other areas of thought. Maybe not the originators still, but I don't know a lot about older civilisations than that.

      I don't disagree with the main premise - that humans are evolved in a way that they easily form religions and religious thought, and that that fact in itself is irrelevant to the question of whether or not one or more gods actually exist.

    16. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by digitig · · Score: 1

      That's not a small number.

      It's a small proportion of the Christians worldwide. The parent poster did point out (correctly, I believe) that they were concentrated in the USA.

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    17. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by digitig · · Score: 1

      secondly, you have prepended "fundamentalist" to the phrase "evangelical christian". evangelical and fundamentalism are not necessarily the same thing.

      That is why he had to say both. Had he thought they were the same thing then prepending "fundamentalist" to the phrase "evangelical christian" would have been redundant.

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    18. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does."

      They tried, several times. And quite predictably failed.

    19. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By hating the ephemeral concept embodied by the beliefs of others.

      You hate the concept of god, which exists.

      A concept can exist without a physical or rational archetype to base it on. This is by definition what faith actually is: the firm assertion of a conceptual model without evidence.

      As an agnostic, I have to point out the logical error of asserting that god does not exist. The only logically sound argument that does not fall victim to the fallacy is to assert ignorance of that which is provably unknowable.

      The only rational answers to the "god" question are:

      1) "Unknowable"
      2) "not relevant"

      Any other assertion, be it for or against, fails at logic.

    20. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an agnostic, I have to point out the logical error of asserting that god does not exist. The only logically sound argument that does not fall victim to the fallacy is to assert ignorance of that which is provably unknowable.

      Do you assert that the tooth-fairy doesn't exist?

      I'm quite happy to assert the non-existence of very many silly and unlikely things that there has ever been a shred of evidence either for or against. I don't see why god gets special treatment.

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    21. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      What amazes me is that discrediting of the Genesis account began in the 18th century, and only now, after countless volumes of evidence have been gathered falsifying any sensible literal interpretation of Genesis, do they suddenly stand up and go "Eh, well, looks like we can't read Genesis the way we'd like."

      Oh, and the genomic evidence they find so crucial has been around for 20 or 30 years. It's like staring at your refrigerator for a month before declaring "Yup, it's empty."

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    22. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Even as an allegorical description of evolution and geology, Genesis fails. It isn't simplified, it's just plain wrong.

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    23. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Greeks developed the first evolutionary ideas, a millennium before Mohammed walked the earth.

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    24. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by heathen_01 · · Score: 2

      The genomic evidence is irrelevant. First of all you're starting with a basic premise of magical interference at the time of Adam, but then you assume that it was the last time god messed around with life. As long as magic is in play why not assume that the evidence can be explained by further magical interference at the time of the tower of babel?

    25. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      oy! don't you DARE go doubting the existence of the tooth fairy, who made me richer when I was a child and my teeth fell out. :-D

    26. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by thomst · · Score: 1

      These people are Evangelical Christian "Scientists", who are part of the evangelical christian movement.

      Your quotation marks are misplaced. These are actual scientists, who also happen to be evangelical Christians.

      As a person who despises organized religions of all types, it would be easy for me to give in to the temptation to belittle these folks. Intellectual honesty, however, prohibits me from attempting to impugn their professional scientific credentials, simply because I disagree with their religious beliefs.

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    27. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Hypocrisy. Or was that a rhetorical question?

    28. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is due to our heavy consumption of High Fructose Corn Syrup and our public school system.

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    29. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 0

      Much like looking in a desert for roses is unlikely to return a positive result does not mean that roses do not exist. If you don't know enough about the roses to know that they need water, it does not seem unsensible to look for them in a place where they cannot live.

      This is how the lack of evidence is not logically the evidence of absence.

      You are extrapolating that god does not exist because no evidence of a physical existance can be found in the observable universe.

      However, the observable universe is smaller than the whole of the universe. Due to seemingly unviolable laws of the universe, we simply cannot exhaustively search for this being, meaning we logically cannot assert odds of existence are 0. The logic just does not add up that way.

      Your references for "tooth fairy" are highly localized to earth, where an omnipotent god would not.

      As for the existence of the tooth fairy, there is more evidence that it exists (in some form) as more than just belief, as children really do receive quarters under their pillows. Studious examination often reveals the identity of this agent as a close relative of the child. This person does exist, and does leave quarters.

      The argument you are trying to make is also a strawman, which is hardly what a stong logician would fall back to. The intent of the "tooth fairy" analogy was to imply a metaphysical entity that is known to be a mundane one as being equivalent to a metaphysical entity that is not known to be one.

      A more apt comparison to your analogy with "tooth fairy" would be (tribal legend) "Orangutan". (Literally, 'old man od the woods') the mythical creature is a bit like an elf or dwarf in european culture, which is in reality a stylized conception of a real, and far more mundane creature. Other examples would be Kitsune and Tanuki in japanese folklore, being foxes and tanuki (animal) respectively.

      So, once again I will assert that it is provably impossible to empirically disprove the total (universal) existence of god, given that we cannot search the whole universe, and will again assert that the asking of the question is irrelevent, since it is unlikely that god gives a toss.

    30. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by tom17 · · Score: 1

      It was not a bunny rabbit, it was the Great Green Arkleseizure.

    31. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, the fundamentalist movements are a relatively recent phenomenon. Before the early 20th century, most folks read and took things from the bible as they came, and didn't worry all that much about it. But the Fundies managed to tap into something magic - the ability to hold multiple incompatible beliefs at the same time. It's pretty hard to argue with people who believe that Pi equals 3.

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    32. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bgat · · Score: 2

      Citations needed. I'm not disagreeing with anything you or the previous poster has stated, I would just love to read the publications myself.

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    33. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      It's not provably unknowable, it's axiomatically unknowable - a subtle but important difference.

    34. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, I'm afraid that is a small number.

      The US has a population of around 308 million. One third of that is 102.6 million.

      There are approx 2,151,295,000 Christians around the world. That makes those 102.6 million literalists in the US just under .05% of the total Christian population around the world.

      Really not all that much to get fussed about, is it?

      Remember, American Evangelicals != world Christianity.

    35. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a funny AND insightful mod.

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    36. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bmo · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what "evangelical" means.

      Wherever you live, they're bringing it to you. To save you. And if you won't be saved, they will convince enough of your neighbors that you need saving. Even if it means you have to die, like what they tried doing in Uganda.

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    37. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by tibit · · Score: 0

      I know you're sarcastic. Yet I hope you realize that high fructose corn syrup is a scapegoat. It's not much different from cane sugar. HFCS contains monosaccharides -- both fructose and sucrose, in pure form. HFCS used in drinks and most sweets has between 45% and 55% fructose, rest is glucose. Cane sugar is 100% disaccharide sucrose -- that's simply fructose and sucrose bound together with a fairly weak bond. That bond is broken by our digestive system to yield -- o horror -- 50% fructose and glucose. The energy we use to break the bond is fairly minuscule IIRC, and plays no role in reducing caloric intake from cane sugar.

      So, the term HIGH fructose syrup is really a misnomer. There's just as much bioavailable fructose, to within a couple percent, in HFCS as used in drinks/sweets as there is in cane sugar.

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    38. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by smelch · · Score: 1

      What a ridiculous thing to say. People like you make atheists sound as stupid as fundamentalists make christians sound. The fact is the universe either came from nothing or came from something else outside of the universe, and as we are inside the universe it is rather impossible to tell which of those things it is. You may not believe in the Christian God specifically, but to say without a doubt that there is nothing that created the universe is absurd, and to assert that there is no entity outside of our universe that can interact with it is further ridiculous. The tooth fairy on the other hand is easy to resolve as we know what happened to the teeth, as teeth are not the bounds of every interaction we can possibly have.

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    39. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bmo · · Score: 1

      >implying that none of the christians outside the US are literalists.

      Right. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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    40. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees believed compared with 47% of those with a high school education or less

      Really? 22% of postgraduates believe the Earth is 10.000 years old and dinosaur remains are... what? Naturally occurring mountains of weirdly shaped bones? That's one of the scariest statistics I've ever heard about. I have the urge to know more about these people. For instance, what did they postgraduate on?

    41. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Yes, quite correct.

    42. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you can't be an Evangelical Christian Scientist and have intellectual honesty.

    43. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      "God works in mysterious ways. We don't know why He put the oil deposits where He did, but He must have had a reason so we'll go along with it."

      Your logic is inadequate for debunking their beliefs because you're attempting to falsify something that's unfalsifiable. No young-earther is going to say, "know what, he's right! That demonstrates that oil came to be through a natural process!" because they believe that it's entirely within God's abilities and prerogatives to make it look however he wants to.

      Basically, you're trying to use science to disprove an unscientific opinion. That's not an appropriate tool in this particular argument.

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    44. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      You know you're dealing with uneducated provincials when they use religion and Christianity as a pure 1:1 mapping / synonym.

      You are technically correct, but it's also fairly well understood that (at least in the US) Christianity is the default religion. It's the Kleenex, if you will. Go out into the street and ask the first 1000 people you see what the first thing they think over when the word "religion" is said, and I'm fairly sure an overwhelming majority will be Christianity related. And even those who thought of another religion would still understand this article was talking about Christianity after a small moment of confusion.

      Of course, this is different in a place such as India. Or any other area with a dominant religion.

    45. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Quite clearly. After several thousand years of scientific knowledge accumulation.

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    46. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Thing is, there is a "shred of evidence", and more.

      NDE's, the probability of prophecy fulfillment even if interpreted/vetted to a degree outlandishly biased in favor of atheism being >.5, willing martyrdom of contemporaries...

      And this is leaving aside personal experience.

      Yes, when you conflate "evidence" with "proof", as is the automatic response here, it will remain evidence.

      When you question the evidence, and thereby challenge the -strength- of the evidence (and implicitly admit it is evidence per se), it will remain what it is--evidence.

      When the next thousand atheists parrot this same line, whether expressing it with "not a shred of evidence", "not a shred of proof" (you realize that not even the most vetted scientific theory has "proof", right"), "100% lacking evidence"... ...the evidence will still be there, being evidence, by virtue of it being evidence.

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    47. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by isilrion · · Score: 1

      Any other assertion, be it for or against, fails at logic.

      Not all other assertions regarding "gods" fail at logic. You can assert that some descriptions of some beings are self-contradictory, and thus there is no being that accurately matches those descriptions (reductio ad absurdum). One such description is of a benevolent, truthful being, who claims that killing is evil, and yet murders people.

      This is different from claiming that there are no gods (which as you point out, is "unknowable" and "irrelevant"). This is claiming that "this particular god that you are telling me about cannot logically exist". Risking a holy war here, two concrete examples are the IPU (invisible and pink simultaneously, cannot exist) and the FSM (afaik, the his noodliness is not contradictory, he is merely irrelevant).

      The claim that the IPU doesn't exist is logically sound, even if it is a statement regarding the existence of a god.

    48. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's good they realise that the genetic evidence gives a good case against their religion,

      It doesn't. Their Religion never attempted to explain the Universe scientifically. What it's a good case against, is many of the ill-conceived justifications people have used over the years to attempt to reinforce their "faith". Hello dingleberries, if it's Faith, you should not be trying to come up with a scientific basis for it... that's kind of the whole point. When you do, this eventually happens, and you end up looking like morons.

    49. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Evangelic Scientists
      Microsoft Security
      Business Ethics
      Chinese Democracy
      Creation Science
      Corporate Responsibility

    50. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      I don't think many people are arguing it was an allegorical description of either of those. But rather an allegorical description of the nature of man. That all men would rebel against God. That it is a thought experirement like Schrödinger's cat.

      Personally I think the proper response for an Christian is humility. The facts are the facts and we worship the God of Truth. Rejecting truth is a rejection of God. We weren't there and neither were the people who recorded Genisis. We should put away our pride and accept that we may be wrong. Accept that just because we read scripture that we don't know everything.

    51. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Read about oil exploration in Israel. I'm writing from mobile phone, so it's not easy to search for references. Essentially, quite a lot of companies tried 'Biblical-guided' drilling and failed.

      Some oil was eventually found, using scientifically proven techniques, of course.

    52. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. The problem is WiFi.

    53. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I sure hope I'll go to hell! They'll all go to heaven and I'd be damned before I have to spend eternity with morons!

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    54. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      So no matter how logical your reasoning for the absence of a creator is; it's only valid within our universe. 'Outside', 'before' or 'behind' (can't find the propper words) there might as well be a two headed bunny rabit who sneezed the universe into existense. There might as well be a creator and you would have nothing scientifically valid against the existence of a creator.

      Since when is the burden of proof inverted? YOU have to prove this so-called creator exists, I don't have to prove shit.

      might as well be a two headed bunny rabit who sneezed the universe into existense.

      Well, that's as valid as a white bearded dude with a dress. Now, which religion should I choose?

      Now there is this smart neurological researcher called Dick Swaab who sais that he has found that due to evolution, the human brain got a piece of religious brain function

      Guess my brain is defective. Maybe the part that should be religious is being used for something else, like... intelligence? Reason? Rationality? Maybe that explains why religious belief is inversely correlated with intelligence.

    55. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by allcar · · Score: 1

      That's being a bit pedantic - and a bit wrong. A quick survey of your favourite dictionary will show that Evangelical is a tightly bound to a religious connotation. In recent years some have started to use it to mean enthusiastic promotion of any subject, but the roots of the word are religious.

    56. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Only that's not a fact: modern science and mathematics arguably originated with the ancient Greeks, as did Philosophy and Democracy. The Arabs of the Dark Ages happened to occupy that land after the Hellenistic heyday and so had access to Greek knowledge, and indeed built on it, to their credit, but the basic concepts of observation, experimentation, and deduction did not begin with them. On the other hand, Greeks had their own mythology- a whole pantheon of Gods. Among the great Greek thinkers, Eratosthenes, Democratis (who many consider to be the father of modern science), Pythagoras, Socrates, Plato.. though I'm loathe to put Aristotle in that list, the guy was off the mark as much or more than he was on it.

      Regards "piece of brain".. huh??

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    57. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't hate god. I neither hate the invisible pink unicorn or the easter bunny. Actually... hating god is asking a bit much from me.

      I don't even hate people who believe in it. Believe what you want, if it makes you happy... But leave me alone. Leave me alone and the rest of the world, keep your illusions, delusions and other mental illnesses to yourself and don't go and "spread the word". Or, ok, speak if you want but if I tell you to fuck off and keep your crap to yourself, I do expect you to do just that and keep your god, jesus, the holy spirit and the rest of the mumbo jumbo out of my life. I don't want your god, I don't want your salvation and I'd rather be damned before I had to spend eternity with people who have nothing better to do than tell others how to live theirs.

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    58. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I actually don't even hate the concept of god. I hate the people who make a religion out of it.

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    59. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by darkgrayknight · · Score: 0

      dinosaur remains are found in rock that was laid down during the worldwide flood. Which a worldwide flood would do a serious number on most ideas currently in geology.

    60. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, once again I will assert that it is provably impossible to empirically disprove the total (universal) existence of god, given that we cannot search the whole universe, and will again assert that the asking of the question is irrelevent, since it is unlikely that god gives a toss.

      An atheist is simply someone who does not believe in the existence of any gods. It does not necessarily follow that he or she believes they can prove that no gods exist. The question remains as to why you make such a big deal out of god. Do you always make such a long-winded defense if someone tells you they do not believe in any other one of the infinite possible metaphysical claims out there?

      Although an empirical disproof of the existence of god is impossible, that doesn't rule out discounting specific definitions of god a priori.

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    61. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by psyclone · · Score: 1

      All of our scientific discoveries show us a little more of how God created this world.

      You might get people to buy into that if the premise of a god is the "benevolent bystander" such that s/he/they created the physical laws of our universe like program code, pressed "run", and watched the big bang, etc. unfold. But once a god can start interacting with these physical laws and making one-time exceptions (miracles) based on telecommunication (prayer), then they're no longer "bystanders".

      How do scientific discoveries and new understandings of our universe aid in creation myth? Shouldn't we be able to test for the existence or at least divine intervention of a god or gods?

    62. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And that's the part I don't get about creationists wanting schools to teach the theological "how the earth came into existence". Since the government must not prefer any religion over any others, wouldn't that mean that we have to teach ALL possible "earth creation" stories of ALL religions who'd want it?

      I'd say it's time we stand up and demand that our story has to be taught as well. Let's see how much it takes for the school boards to take the pragmatic approach and realize that this would be an impossible feat and it's better to leave religion where it belongs: In the places where the respective religions are worshiped.

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    63. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      http://www.gallup.com/poll/27682/onethird-americans-believe-bible-literally-true.aspx

      1/3 of the US are literalists. That's not a small number. And they are motivated.

      And they are telling you and me that we are going to Hell.

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      Not quite. It's actually worse than that. 1/3 of Americans feel that they must say that they believe the bible literally. They don't. They believe in this as much as they believe that professional wrestling is real and their local politicians are telling the truth. But they feel pressure to say that they do. They go to the community church and sing the blessings of Jesus, but could just as well be at a Nuremberg rally. The message doesn't matter so much. That is what is scary.

      Now how many people in the vocal minority that spend tons of money getting out "the good word" actually believe what they are spewing? Very few. Anyone who is making money from the movement, from writers of books to TV evangelists to politicians are all suspect.

      That does not mean that there aren't some people who actually truly believe these bible stories. But they are in a very small minority.

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    64. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by octothorpe99 · · Score: 0

      Umm.. that's almost 5%!!

    65. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bledri · · Score: 1

      Basically, you're trying to use science to disprove an unscientific opinion. That's not an appropriate tool in this particular argument.

      Please tell me the right tool to use, I'm tired of "teh stupid." It burns...

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    66. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The question about "what was before the big bang" is akin to the question "is there a god". Both cannot be solved. Looking beyond the big bang would require you to look back before the time when there was no time and, well, how do you look behind the beginning? Can there be a creator outside the universe? Yes. Does it make sense to even think about it? No. Why not?

      No way to prove or disprove it. It's a useless theory since there is no test for it.

      That's also the problem I have with "religious science". A scientific theory offers a way to test it. Religious science doesn't do that. Aside of being not allowed to test the lord (Luke 4:10 and some other parts I honestly forgot now and don't want to look up), he doesn't really offer any test for his existence. Like the situation before the big bang. You can come up with the wildest speculations and they're all equally valid.

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    67. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by darkgrayknight · · Score: 0

      so it is different

    68. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The all-powerful creator could have created all that exists just yesterday, and simply created the /appearance/ of age. He could have planted memories into our minds in such a way that they would be completely indistinguishable from "real" memories. Remember, He is all-powerful after all. So too he could have created everything a mere 6,000 years ago and made it appear as if the world and all the cosmos had been around for more than 13 billion years. If He did so, then creationists would be wasting their time trying to match science with the Bible. This is not a hypothesis I believe in, but if He did such a thing, there would be absolutely no proof one way or the other, since He is all-powerful and can make it completely seamless and perfect. As a result, there is no way to ever disprove His existence, because He could always be beyond our reach.

    69. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1

      Where did the oil come from?

      God put it there looking like it was created millions of years ago, so he can properly asset the depth of our faith. God created the Universe, so he most certainly can pull off that prank. There, you can't argue with that. Thus, you're wrong and I'm right and that's the end of it.

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    70. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by darkgrayknight · · Score: 0

      A worldwide flood is predictable?

    71. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by fedos · · Score: 1

      You can't hate something that doesn't exist.

      For example: do you hate the gnomes that steal socks from the dryer?

    72. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by el+cisne · · Score: 1

      They tried, several times. And quite predictably failed.

      They tried and failed?
      They tried and died.

    73. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      There, you can't argue with that.

      Of course, if you're willing to go the 'God is beyond human understanding' route, then it's the intellectual equivalent of dividing by zero. You can 'prove' anything at that point.

      Or, as Daniel Dennett puts it:

      "One reader of an early draft of this chapter complained at this point, saying that by treating the hypothesis of God as just one more scientific hypothesis, to be evaluated by the standards of science in particular and rational thought in general, Dawkins and I are ignoring the very widespread claim by believers in God that their faith is quite beyond reason, not a matter to which such mundane methods of testing applies. It is not just unsympathetic, he claimed, but strictly unwarranted for me simply to assume that the scientific method continues to apply with full force in this domain of truth.

      Very well, let's consider the objection. I doubt that the defender of religion will find it attractive, once we explore it carefully.

      The philosopher Ronaldo de Souza once memorably described philosophical theology as "intellectual tennis without a net," and I readily allow that I have indeed been assuming without comment or question up to now that the net of rational judgement was up. But we can lower it if you really want to.

      It's your serve.

      Whatever you serve, suppose I return service rudely as follows: "What you say implies that God is a ham sandwich wrapped in tin foil. That's not much of a God to worship!". If you then volley back, demanding to know how I can logically justify my claim that your serve has such a preposterous implication, I will reply: "oh, do you want the net up for my returns, but not for your serves?

      Either way the net stays up, or it stays down. If the net is down there are no rules and anybody can say anything, a mug's game if there ever was one. I have been giving you the benefit of the assumption that you would not waste your own time or mine by playing with the net down."

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    74. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Darned if I know. And please not that I'm not defending the Young Earth position, which I utterly disagree with. It's just that the OP stated that young earthers couldn't possibly believe their own story because of the demonstrable scientific problems with it, and my point is that those same people would wave away those inconsistencies by saying "God made it that way". It wouldn't shatter their faith so much as demonstrate (to them only) that God sometimes has inscrutable reasons for doing things the way he does.

      I have no idea how to talk them out of their beliefs. Not a clue. But I do know that showing them scientific evidence against their positions won't work at all because their faith framework allows God to do whatever random thing he wants. As I said: it's unfalsifiable.

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    75. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rhakka · · Score: 2

      We don't have to disprove the existence of God, for the same reason we don't have to disprove the existence of Santa Clause or the tooth Fairy. After all, just because SOME parents leave gifts to their kids and call it santa or the tooth fairy, that doesn't mean that Santa or the tooth fairy does not existence. You cannot bring them to odds of existence to 0 either, nor can you for any other crazy story I wish to make up, especially if I add an "omnipotent" qualifier to my mythical being because then whatever you came up with to disprove it I can simply counter with "well, the ominpotent being makes it that way".

      In the end, there is quite simply no more reason to believe in God than there is to believe in Santa or the Tooth Fairy. The fact that billions think otherwise does not change the facts.

      If you require odds of existence to be 0 before you acknowledge the very likely reality of the situation, I'm not sure what to say to that. Your world must be a very interesting place, with unicorns, tooth fairies, santa claus, "orangutans" and elves just possibly hiding behind every cloud of probability.

      I, however, am quite satisfied with "I don't see any reason to believe in fairy tales that have been simply made up by other people with no evidence or reason for being".

    76. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have recently been looking into some archaeological and genetic research which I coincidently found out supported biblical evidences. I also found people researching this, and there are theories that support this, however most peer-reviewed journals will not accept the submissions presented since they are far skewed from the mainstream theories. Those that do get accepted get exceptionally criticized by their peers and quickly shot down. For example, we assume that a major mtDNA mutation happens about every 600 generations. This is calculated on the estimate that our DNA separated from primates 5 million years ago divided by the number of differences found between our DNA and theirs. Based on living and recently deceased evidence we have found that this rate is actually about every 30 generations, but this places mtDNA age to only 6500 years old. So the current theories now use a DNA decay curve model to adjust for the discrepancy.

      So the only way to get this work published is primarily through their own channels, which the scientific community do not regard as scientific. So there is no way that we are going to have any major supporting contributions to the scientific community that come from these sources.

      IMHO, I believe that science uses too many assumptions. I would be really interested to see what we actually can show without using any assumed data.

    77. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      That they choose to hold such a belief is of no concern to me.

      That they often conflate that belief as fact is.

    78. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by cultiv8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can be an Evangelical Christian and believe in Evolution.

      Heretic! To suggest the bible may be full of stories and poems and metaphors, heresy! A product of the culture 2000 years ago, and subject to interpretation, hogwash! Jesus wrote the bible with his own hand, neigh, with both hands writing at the same time, and he's still PISSED OFF over losing the whole "sun is the center of the universe" debate.

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    79. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      the roots of the word are religious

      The roots of the word are normal Greek words for "good" or "well" and "messenger".

    80. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      The fact is the universe either came from nothing or came from something else outside of the universe, and as we are inside the universe it is rather impossible to tell which of those things it is.

      Considering that one of the most fundamental laws of physics is conservation of energy, I don't know how you come to the conclusion that the universe "must" have come from something. Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, isn't there a very real possibility that there was never a point in time where the universe didn't exist?

      I'm not a physicist, but my understanding from all those physics books they write for laymen is that time itself begins at the big bang, making the question of what existed before the big bang nonsensical. There is no before.

    81. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't understand what "evidence" is.

      the ramblings of people near death is not "evidence". those are called "anecdotes". Lots of people say they hear voices too... that doesn't mean their voices are REAL. They suffer from a brain disease called "Schizophrenia". When your brain is DYING it's not surprising that there are certain effects that may be similar among people. We don't need some magic sky fairy or land of the dead to explain it.

      Prophecy fulfillment is simply ridiculous. Very few of them even make date range estimates, so the probability of something resembling any prophecy on a long enough timeline is nearly guaranteed, more so the more vague the prophecy Here, I'll make one now: In a dark time, some guy will rise up and destroy many nations, and force everyone in them to wear yellow hats. Now don't judge too quickly! Just because it's not happening NOW, doesn't mean it's not going to!

      "willing martyrdom"?? what is that supposed to mean? The level of delusion of the people around me is evidence of god? really?

      Personal experience means nothing at all in this context. You're asking flawed people with limited perception for their interpretation of events they are usually not trained to understand. I've had "religious" experiences too, and I don't even believe in God. People believe in Ouija boards too... are you insinuating that their interpretation is reliable?

      How odd. Despite your claims, there really is no evidence at all. Just stuff that people who wouldn't know the scientific method it if bit them in the face ike to call "evidence". I guess if you really want to stretch it, you could call it "anecdotal evidence", but just because it uses the word "evidence" doesn't mean it really satisfies the requirement of the term.

    82. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's scary. Those Evangelicals come to Europe, build churches and spread their ideas to those who want more "real" and intense faith experience. The people whose sense of self worth is depended of their being more right than the others appreciate a religious roller coaster ride experience. Even my own relatives have become victims of it. I can't sleep at night when thinking about it.

    83. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      No.

      Here is how my world looks, to remove any doubt:

      I do not state, either for or against, the existence of a god with any certainty.

      What I state is that the question is axiomatically unanswerable, and therefor moot. The question has no meaning, because it cannot be answered. As such it is a waste of my time to attempt to answer it.

      Because I know the question cannot be answered, and because I insist that people be honest about what they state as their beliefs, I insist that athiests acknowledge that the view they hold is an unprovable opinion, and not scientific fact.

      That is all.

    84. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being honest.

      I do not hate athiests or people with faith.
      What I hate is intellectual dishonesty. Conflating the opinion that there are no gods as logical and factual, when the very question is axiomatically unanswerable is just as dingenuous as insisting that others believe in a specific god.

      Stating an opinion, and accepting it as an opinion is radically different, and I can totally get behind you on that. :)

    85. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by residieu · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, if they asked the pastor at their community church, he would probably tell them that no, Genesis isn't the literal truth. They should pay more attention to the religion they claim to believe in.

    86. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by XSpud · · Score: 1

      The only rational answers to the "god" question are:

      1) "Unknowable" 2) "not relevant"

      Any other assertion, be it for or against, fails at logic.

      And by the same logical reasoning the only answer to the "Ronald McDonald is an alien from Mars" argument are: 1) "Unknowable" 2) "not relevant"

      So agnosticism based on logical argument is not particularly useful.

      Furthermore, if logic is the reason for your agnosticism as you seem to suggest, then to be consistent you cannot have any unsupported beliefs, including those regarding the truth of axioms in logic. Thus agnosticism cannot be a rational stance either - the same logic denies the concept of rational argument.

      In other words it's not logically consistent to assert "I take to be true only those things that can be proven to be true", as the proofs you are relying on depend on unprovable truths.

    87. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Yes. It is quite possible the universe does not exist.

      (This is essentially what you are saying-- a fundemental axiom has no provable basis, as it is what defines the question. Without the axiom, the question is undefined, so either you accept the fundemental axioms of logic (in much the same ways you must accept thr fundamental axioms in science) or you are left with a universe that cannot be described, and may not even exist at all. Observations of the universe, lacking a framework for riggorous examination, lack context or meaning. Your argument sacrifices all sentient thought, and understanding.)

    88. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically no evangelicals are really young-Earth types. How do I know? Because they don't put their money where their mouths are.

      Finding oil is a very important and high-stakes issue for oil companies. Literally trillions of dollars are riding on it. Exxon's exploration budget alone is around $20 billion per year. When the chips are down and they need to find the most likely spots to drill - what kind of geology do they use? Flood geology, or mainstream? Which one actually delivers the goods?

      That only makes sense if you assume that all evangelicals are also executives at oil companies.

    89. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by gtall · · Score: 1

      You fail to consider that G-d is a sneaky G-d. He simply put the oil where it should be given the usual conditions for producing it. In fact, the entire Universe is kind of a Potemkin Village except that, weirdly enough, everything is as it ought for a significantly older universe.

      There, you see. All better now...I like the yellow pills the best...

    90. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this is not news. Christians have always rationalized by picking and choosing the evidence they want to accept. Either take all or none of it.

    91. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for myself, but I do not hate the concept of god. Nor do I hate the concept of Spider-man, nor the concept of mermaids.

      In fact I rather like the concept of god. I generally enjoy the stories and films that feature god, even ones from the bible. God is one of my favorite fictional characters. Not as high on my list as Spider-man, but definitely on the list.

      The difference is I don't confuse the concept with reality.

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    92. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      This is how the lack of evidence is not logically the evidence of absence.
      yep.

      You are extrapolating that god does not exist because no evidence of a physical existance can be found in the observable universe.

      That, and Occam's razor. It's the same reasoning I use to dismiss the Tooth-fairy, Santa Claus and Russel's invisible teapot.

      Your references for "tooth fairy" are highly localized to earth, where an omnipotent god would not.

      You have no evidence for that wild claim.

      The argument you are trying to make is also a strawman,

      No...

      which is hardly what a stong logician would fall back to.

      As opposed to ad-homenin?

      The intent of the "tooth fairy" analogy was to imply a metaphysical entity that is known to be a mundane one as being equivalent to a metaphysical entity that is not known to be one.

      The intent was not implicit, but explicit. I am quite clearly equating god(s) with the tooth fairy because there is no reason for distinguish them.

      So, once again I will assert that it is provably impossible to empirically disprove the total (universal) existence of god, given that we cannot search the whole universe, and will again assert that the asking of the question is irrelevent, since it is unlikely that god gives a toss.

      Perhaps I should once again revert to my original challenge to you: are you willing to assert that the tooth fairy does not exist.

      If yes, then your position is inconsistent.

      If no, then your position is (IMO) silly.

      If you insist that is is unknowable and irrelevent then you might as well conclude that the entire universe is a figment of your imagination (or fed to your brain as a cruel joke, etc) so there is no point in debating anything ever.

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    93. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I insist that athiests acknowledge that the view they hold is an unprovable opinion, and not scientific fact.

      At the extremes, every statement is an unprovable opinion. (Well, outside of formal mathematics and logic, and that's only because they get to define "proof" in a restricted sense.)

      "The sky of the planet on which we live is blue." No, that's an unprovable opinion, we might be living in a giant computer simulation, or I might be a brain in a vat, or a dreaming butterfly, on a planet with a red sky.

      Do you also insist that people acknowledge that their view that "objective" reality exists in some manner that is related to their perceptions, is an unprovable opinion?

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    94. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rgviza · · Score: 1

      One way to reconcile faith with science is to postulate that god (really a huge scientist operating a particle accelerator) created the earth and heavens with the big bang and he's watching his great science project unfold on it's own. Ancient writers of the bible had nothing to go on so had to make it all up.

      He and his lab assistants (the angels) can communicate with us telepathically and know we're here.

      The concept of time to us is greatly slowed down. Trillions of years to us is a picosecond to god. His experiment is still splattering on to the paper and will be for a very long time.

      Then he'll do it again.

      The end of days will be his experiment getting scraped off the paper (imperfect process) and we'll either be left on the paper and thrown into the trash to be incinerated (hell) or put into a viral culture (heaven) or where we'll live a few weeks (in God time) and be studied; to us it will seem like an eternity.

      Not quite as romantic as the bible but maybe more accurate.

      The old "our universe is a speck of dirt under a giant's fingernail" theory with a twist.

      Our little universe with it's expanding galaxies is nothing more than a very complex atom being split in a much bigger space time continuum than we can possibly imagine.

      My version is just as provable as the bible's and jives with science, so there!

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    95. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I've known many pastors from your "local community churches". Your assumption is quite wrong. They believe this crap, too, and are all to willing to push it on their congregations.

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    96. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      And they are telling you and me that we are going to Hell.

      Only because they don't want you to. Otherwise, they'd say nothing at all.

    97. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Evangelical Christians believe they have been reborn and saved by Jesus and it's there duty to spread the word.

      Technically speaking, evangelical christians are those who hold to the Evangel, or the good news. If they believe this:
      and say it's time to face facts: There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence." (emphasis mine)
      Then they are manifestly not evangelical.

      Fundamentalists Christians believe in the literal interpretation of the bible as being absolute (despite over a thousand years of modifications, but I digress)

      The NIV, ESV, NASB, etc were independently translated from their hebrew and greek sources, and about 95% of the texts agree across the Dead Sea scrolls, the septuigint, the Vulgate (not actually a primary source, of course), the masoretic text, etc. In what way do you call that "thousands of years of modifications"? I had always understood the texts we have now to be some of the most analyzed and reliable historical documents we have.

    98. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What I state is that the question is axiomatically unanswerable, and therefor moot.

      Do you consider the question of existence of anythig as axiomatically unknowable, or do you place god in a special category here?

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    99. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to test: get some monkeys that are related, get them to fuck - and see if, rather than flippers and retardation, you get a smarter monkey.

    100. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Calvin College, which is much of the focus of the NPR story, teaches evolution with little regard to the Genesis account

      Creationism / evolution aside, if they give no regard to Genesis or the fall (as is implied by the summary), they are not evangelical by definition.

    101. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't understand what "evidence" is.

      Yes, I do.

      the ramblings of people near death is not "evidence". those are called "anecdotes".

      Yes, it is. If I have experienced something, my recounting of it in detail is evidence I have experienced it. I do not have to re-create the experience for you, for it to remain evidence. If you saw your girlfriend cheating on you, would your inability to prove that you did to me, mean it is no longer evidence that she did, that you may wish to act upon as evidence? No.

      As for "anecdotes", a peer-reviewed study systematically characterizing the experiences (by one of the most prestigious medical journals in Europe, by the way), takes us out of the realm of mere anecdotal information. Here is a link, should you wish to review:

      http://profezie3m.altervista.org/archivio/TheLancet_NDE.htm

      When your brain is DYING it's not surprising that there are certain effects that may be similar among people.

      It is, however, extraordinary that those similar experiences happen to correspond to a complex, interactive experience that happens to "coincidentally" correspond directly with a particular metaphysical viewpoint, as perceived by those both believing in, and not believing in, that viewpoint.

      We don't need some magic sky fairy or land of the dead to explain it.

      Try to stick to the subject at hand, and not hand-wave and redirect. It makes you look desperate. I have not claimed we -need- my conclusion, merely that the experience is evidence for my conclusion--as it simply is. A piece of evidence need not lead to only one of several possibilities for it to be evidence of those possibilities, individually. That's just how it is and how evidence works, everywhere. As for "magic sky fairy"... I'm curious, why not simply use the standard terminology here, with the confidence that saying, say, "God" would lead to equal derision in the reader? Well, probably because you want to claim equivalence, while knowing there is not equivalence, which is the very reason you use this phrase instead, in a wholly logically-invalid manner. Yes, your intellectual dishonesty is that deep and automatic, down to the very verbal level, but, to be fair, you are not unique in this.

      Prophecy fulfillment is simply ridiculous. Very few of them even make date range estimates, so the probability of something resembling any prophecy on a long enough timeline is nearly guaranteed, more so the more vague the prophecy

      No, it is not. Accurate prediction of the maximum lifespan of man out into an unspecified future, which has held accurate, or specific description of a means of capital punishment which did not exist as of the time of writing, is not ridiculous. These are two of hundreds of examples I could forward. Claim it is "ridiculous" again, your claim will still will be exactly as false as it was this time.

      As I stipulated, if we eliminate all possible cases of a self-fulfilling prophecy or an "overly vague" prophecy, it will still be greater that improbable to a degree >.5. It will in fact, be -vastly- more improbable, but discussing the individual merits of individual prophecies to consider them in or out of scope, tends to take far longer than an on-line forum facilitates. If you wish to investigate further, please do. That is is -evidence-, my base claim, is demonstrated, merely by the aggregate probabilities being less than even odds. I'll demonstrate the "vastly less" at a more opportune time and context.

      "willing martyrdom"?? what is that supposed to mean? The level of delusion of the people around me is evidence of god? really?

      Sure, go ahead with the Bare Assertion Fallacy, but once you move beyond that, yes, for someone to be willing to die rather than disclaim the occurrence, or non-occurrence, of events he was witness to, is absolutely evidence.

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    102. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      I have made similar arguments before.

      What I then state is that based on available data and observations "X" would *appear* to be true/false.

      Eg, based on available data, it would appear that god, if it exists, does not give a flying fuck about us.

      These are opinions. Not statements of fact.

      Saying that 1 + 1 = 2 is stating a fact. They are not the same thing.

    103. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

      Not being an expert in such things or knowing what "flood geology" fully says, I might hazard a guess at their response:
      "Because they were one time events, and were outside the scope of 'naturally occurring'."

      Surely you could have figured that out, with a moments thought, it is the obvious response.

    104. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Everyone has the right to believe in the delusion of his choice. I'm still holding the ideals of a honest and free democracy dear, why shouldn't someone have an imaginary friend?

      I only get a wee bit irritated if someone insists that his imaginary friend is so cool that I have to hang out with him as well. Especially during a time when every normal person is still sleeping. And, bluntly, my sleep is more important than anyone's imaginary friend.

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    105. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      These are actual scientists, who also happen to be evangelical Christians.

      People who believe in the Biblical story of creation are not scientists, regardless of what degrees or jobs they hold. To be a scientist requires accepting the basic tenants of the philosophy of science; otherwise one may go through the motions, but one is not doing science.

      Now that these folks are disavowing the Biblical story of creation, they might -- might, in time -- develop into scientists.

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    106. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What a ridiculous thing to say. People like you make atheists sound as stupid as fundamentalists make christians sound.

      Thankyou.

      but to say without a doubt that there is nothing that created the universe is absurd,

      You've just replaced one absurdity wit an even larger one. What created whatever is outside our universe? What created its creator? I think you may have postulated an infinete number of recursive creators, which I must say I do find rather absurd.

      The tooth fairy on the other hand is easy to resolve as we know what happened to the teeth, as teeth are not the bounds of every interaction we can possibly have.

      Sure we know what happens to teeth. We also know that the apparent motion of the moon is due to the rotation of the earth, not being pulled across the sky by a god and his sheep-powered chariot. But it doesn't mean the tooth fairy doesn't exist.

      How do you know that the sole purpose of that being outside our universe is not to collect all teeth that humans loose track of?

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    107. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      These people are Evangelical Christian "Scientists", who are part of the evangelical christian movement. While it's good they realise that the genetic evidence gives a good case against their religion, what they have failed to realise is that they are now no longer fundamentalist evangelical christians because they have just put reality over and above the idea of inerrant scripture.

      While I agree with your point - they are no longer Christian Scientists - I disagree with the why. They are no longer Christian Scientists because they have put the works & words of man over the word of God, thereby violating their faith.

      However, that does not mean that the Bible is wrong - merely their interpretation of it. For instance, they are going back to Genesis 1-3, but missing the consolidation of an entire 1000+ year civilization (Genesis 3 to 6) to ~8 people (Noah+Wife+3 sons+their wives - though we assume there were no children at this point as it does not mention them in Genesis 7; so it's possibly there could have been more, though unlikely) in Genesis 6-9 from which the civilization as we know it is born. They are also missing a big important point about that civilization and the chapters in Genesis they are looking at - how much time was there exactly between Genesis 2 and Genesis 3? Simply put we don't know - it could have been billions of years. To further that, looking at Genesis 3 you cannot say that they were without children until after Genesis 3 (Cain & Abel are first mentioned in Genesis 4); oddly enough Adam & Eve are the only two in a Biblical genealogy that do not have a first born name - so no, it wasn't Cain or Abel (otherwise it would have been explicitly said).

      In other words, before trying to compare the Bible and science you need to make sure you have all your assumptions, facts, interpretations, etc. laid out and well understood for both science and the Bible. More often then not, people do not.

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    108. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      The fact is the universe either came from nothing or came from something else outside of the universe, and as we are inside the universe it is rather impossible to tell which of those things it is.

      Considering that one of the most fundamental laws of physics is conservation of energy, I don't know how you come to the conclusion that the universe "must" have come from something. Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, isn't there a very real possibility that there was never a point in time where the universe didn't exist?

      I'm not a physicist, but my understanding from all those physics books they write for laymen is that time itself begins at the big bang, making the question of what existed before the big bang nonsensical. There is no before.

      IAAP, although I confess I'm not a cosmologist. Anyway, I think you have the essence of it. To borrow Stephen Hawking's words, it is meaningless to ask what happened before the big bang, just as it is meaningless to ask where is 10 degrees north of the north pole.

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    109. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Since you are insisting on the "metaphysical" tooth fairy, my answer is:

      "Not relevent"

      As, like the question about the existence of god, the question of the existence of a creature who's nature defies rational boundings is axiomatically unanswerable.

      What I TRIED to point out above is that unlike god "tooth fairy" has an empirical test. Put little timmy in a environment where his family and friends cannot put quarters under his bed, and low and behold, no quarters.

      For this reason the explicit conflation of the two does not hold.

    110. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But in practice, almost all evangelical Christians seem to also be fundamentalists.

    111. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you read the latest? Oil is seeping up from the earths core. It doesn't come from dinosaurs at all. So it didn't take "millions of years" to create oil, and we're in no danger of running out, in fact the oil fields are replenishing themselves.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

      ignore that bit at the top about the theory being "widely abandoned", that's just haters and liberal conspiracy.

    112. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Additionally, god's fickle nature is part of what defines it, as such no empirical test can prove effective.

      Effects of segregating little timmy in a state of total quantum observation (we will assume technology that does not even exist here) will result in the same result as the control.

      This is in contrast to tooth fairy who consistently leaves quarters in one condition, and not in another.

    113. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Sadly, I get irritated at both when they try it. :(

    114. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by evought · · Score: 1

      You won't find any professor in the biology, physics, chemistry - or even religion - departments who would claim that the earth was actually created in six days.

      If you assume for the sake of argument that Genesis was written by a divine being, then it should be obvious that He is describing a process beyond our understanding then and slightly less beyond our understanding now. Further, He would be describing what *He thinks* is important about the process rather than what we can plainly see from the inside. Many people have tried mutating the literal account to make it work, including the whole 1 day as a 1,000 years thing, but it does not work. It is quite possible, however, for it to both be literal and easily reconciled with science: it's just a production sketch.

      If I write a program, the time it took me to write the program has no relation to its run time. If I shoot a film, the time it took me to film has no relation to the run time of the film. I can also write parts of the software or shoot sequences of the film in whatever order is convenient, regardless of how it actually plays out. I can do the dialogue on the first day, the action sequence on the second day, then go back and film the opening sequence. When I do the opening sequence, which covers the billions of years before the beginning of the story of interest, it fills about twenty seconds of reel time. Similarly, when stars spring into existence in the creation account, so does light already millions of years in transit and all of the laws which guide their motion. That's more or less how I tend to look at it.

      We tend to create the divine in our own image, forgetting that we are linear and He likely is not. YHWH presumably created what we experience as time itself and lines of history, perhaps even multiple lines of history, all at once and that is not easy for us to envision. So, given the assumption that the account is divine, then it becomes a matter of why the divine gave us that account and what He thought we should take away from it. Certainly not the age of the universe or the behavior of galaxies--- as that is something we can see for ourselves. Rather that He spoke the world into existence, the categories of things he felt were important to the [our] story, and that we were given a specific task in that story: tend My garden, be steward over and name the beasts, the origin and importance of the sabbath (both the weekly cycle for people and the seven-year cycle for fallowing land). We're absentee landlords and beholden to our boss when we do it badly. He gave us some instructions for how to go about the task. At some point (from our linear point of view) He is going to check on our performance and we know that the owner's son is willing to intervene on our behalf to reduce the punishment due for much of our idiocy. That's really what scripture is about. The rest is gravy.

      I therefore don't tend to bother too much about the exact age of the earth or other details. It's interesting to speculate about, the science can be fascinating, but it is not directly relevant to my task--- one way or the other--- so it just isn't that critically important. We can never prove history one way or another since, for non-divine beings, history is not an experimental science.

      If you don't buy the assumption--- that Bereshet/Genesis is of divine origin--- then I can't help you on that much. That's a very different argument.

    115. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > As an agnostic, I have to point out the logical error of asserting that god does not exist.
      +1 for being logical.

      > The only logically sound argument that does not fall victim to the fallacy is to assert ignorance of that which is provably unknowable.
      > The only rational answers to the "god" question are:
      > 1) "Unknowable"
      > 2) "not relevant"

      -2 for ignoring the 3rd option and committing a logical fallacy: Just because _you_ don't know God, doesn't mean she is unknowable. As a gnostic/mystic, you don't know God because you don't Know Yourself. At least the agnostics are honest enough to admit they don't know [anything.] The ignorance of the Atheists and Theists is that they don't know anything and pretend to -- AND -- can't understand that God _is_ knowable. They are too busy arguing "yes does exist", "no doesn't exist", instead of BEING god because their definition of God is incomplete.

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    116. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I never kept anyone from going to his church. Like I said, I usually am sleeping at that time. Well, I try to, the bells get kinda irritating sometimes.

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    117. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Kremmy · · Score: 1

      The HFCS itself is not necessarily the problem, but the fact that mercury is a vital component in the processing of it and studies have found that over 30% of products on the market containing HFCS are contanimated with mercury.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/26/AR2009012601831.html

      Mercury is a toxic substance. It collects in the body, poisons and eventually kills. Looking at the sheer numbers of products using HFCS these days, it gets really worrying really quickly. How many people in the world today are slowly killing themselves with contaminated HFCS?

    118. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are too many assumptions operating in your argument for me to approach each one of them. So let me just give you a counter example to your whole idea that Creationism cannot generate a useful or even better model.

      The magnetic field of the Earth has been decaying over time. The typical Dynamo theory somewhat explains what has happened, but there are several holes in the theory; the main being that it doesn't match the observed data very well. In contrast, Dynamic Decay theory--a theory put forward by Creation scientists--is not only robust in its explanatory power but it also matches the magnetic decay rate from the past hundred years or so of solid data on the decay rate.

      For details: http://www.creationresearch.org/crsq/articles/47/47_3/CRSQ%20Winter%202011%20Humphreys.pdf

    119. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      As, like the question about the existence of god, the question of the existence of a creature who's nature defies rational boundings is axiomatically unanswerable.

      Ah so you are refusing to assert the non-existence of the tooth fairy.

      Is there anything you are prepared to assert the non-existence of? If so, please state it.

      What I TRIED to point out above is that unlike god "tooth fairy" has an empirical test.

      No, she really doesn't. I saw your point, but it seems artificial to me

      Put little timmy in a environment where his family and friends cannot put quarters under his bed, and low and behold, no quarters.

      That's no more an emperical test than any of the ones for god. perhaps she doesn't like such environments and finds them non-conducive for collecting teeth.

      For this reason the explicit conflation of the two does not hold.

      Not even slightly. Your emperical test is invalid.

      And what about Santa Claus? Does he too have an emperical test? What about Russel's teapot?

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    120. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Then you have nothing to worry about from me. :)

      I just get equally riled up when I hear "all our problems come from (worshipers of X divinity), because of their stupid devotion to their imaginary friend." As I do when I hear "those godless heathens and their satanic ways are what's dragging our god given country to its grave."

      (And similar rhetoric. I do not segregate the two. I am not meaning to accuse or anything, but that's how I feel about it.)

    121. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "Genesis was never meant to be taken literally - it is similar to many other creation accounts of its era, written in language that the people of the time would understand. "
      Cherry picking what you believe from the bible??? thats seems like you are on the first step to being rational and realising the whole bible is a myth.

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    122. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There is nothing more dangerous than a devout person trying to "help" you.

      When some selfishly harms you, they will generally just steal your stuff and leave you alone. Or maybe whack you in the head, steal your stuff, and leave you alone. Or generally at worst, quickly killing you, stealing your stuff, and leaving you alone. Because they don't care about you.

      It takes someone of deep faith that they are "helping" you to commit the worst atrocities. Because they have faith that what they are doing to you is right and good and for your own benefit. They will persistently and endlessly inflict harm, believing they are doing good.

      The Inquisition only wanted to help keep people from going to hell, and it often took months for their torture victims to finally die.

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    123. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster did not mention either the color, title, or name of the 2 headed bunny, therefore the 2 headed bunny may be the Great Green Arkleseizure.

    124. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rhakka · · Score: 2

      again though, that's a nitpicking level of certainty you are shooting for before you simply state the obvious, a level to which nearly NO negative assertion can be brought to. "Shooting yourself in the head is bad". Well, who knows, maybe you'll trigger superpowers of some kind.

      I hold the unprovable opinion that shooting yourself in the head to get super cognitive powers is bad. I also think there is no such thing as the tooth fairy or santa claus, or god. And while on an extremely esoteric level those are "unproven" assumptions, and I understand that, I am very, very comfortable considering them fact until any real EVIDENCE is produced to call into question those assertions.

    125. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What amazes me is that discrediting of the Genesis account began in the 18th century

      Far older than that, in fact. Most of the Church Fathers of the first millennium did not believe in literal interpretation of Genesis, largely because it didn't stand up to rational reasoning.

    126. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

      Because God works in mysterious ways?

    127. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're just being ridiculous. Of course the tooth fairy exists. I have it on good authority that they pay a token sum for newly exfoliated deciduous teeth for the purpose of harvesting stem cells to create new lines which they then on sells them to the pharmaceutical companies to create the babies. Its a real tight racket they have operating there. The ordinary operations of pharmaceutical companies are just fronts for the lucrative baby production business run mainly by storks. As my dad explained, "Monsanto are doing stuff you would not believe are possible. They are like gods over there. They can make living things, things that just grow, fruit and die without ever producing a single seed. They turn cows in to milk making machines and pigs into humans. So it shouldn't come as a surprise they make babies too."

    128. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Thing is, there is a "shred of evidence", and more.

      nope.

      NDE's,

      whats?

      the probability of prophecy fulfillment even if interpreted/vetted to a degree outlandishly biased in favor of atheism being >.5,

      What propechy fulfilment?

      willing martyrdom of contemporaries...

      That's certainly evidence that they strongly believe. It is not evidence in favour of or against god. It is purely evidence about people.

      And this is leaving aside personal experience. ...which amounts to "well, it feels like god somehow".

      Again, that isn't evidence.

      When you question the evidence, and thereby challenge the -strength- of the evidence (and implicitly admit it is evidence per se), it will remain what it is--evidence.

      And once the evidence is sufficiently well challenged, it ceases to be evidence (i.e. something which furnishes truth). So no, those things are not evidence.

      When the next thousand atheists parrot this same line, whether expressing it with "not a shred of evidence", "not a shred of proof" (you realize that not even the most vetted scientific theory has "proof", right"), "100% lacking evidence"... ...the evidence will still be there, being evidence, by virtue of it being evidence.

      No, they are facts such as "people martyr themselves" and "people personally feel god exists". They are not evidence for god.

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    129. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a young-earth evangelical Christian, I find this question to be logical, fascinating, and entirely appropriate. I've never heard this question, or any variant of it, before. Thanks for piquing my curiosity. Off to do some googling...

    130. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? 22% of postgraduates believe

      Not all postgrads are hard science research people. Medicine, law, business, and civil engineering are a very large proportion of higher degrees, but are generally all about applying established information, not about personally using the scientific method.

    131. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by tom17 · · Score: 1

      You raise a good point sir.

      ALL HAIL THE TWO HEADED BUNNY GREAT GREEN ARKLESEIZURE!!!! May your green fluffiness guide us along our path to bunny heaven!

    132. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?"

      Actually, such companies do exist, although they are few. But they aren't multi-billion-dollar international companies, they are usually small operations run by a small group of people headed by someone who happens to be highly religious (and often somewhat loopy). That doesn't mean they aren't successful in a business sense.

      What this demonstrates is that even ignoring the best science available you can still get lucky if you drill in a basin that is already known to have oil in it (think: Texas), or find gold in a river or a mountain. But you aren't going to be a successful company on a global scale because there is no particular advantage to exploring with the scientific equivalent of a dowsing rod (which is also still used). You may as well be looking randomly. Also, as you study geology, it kind of becomes obvious that a global flood story doesn't work very well without an awful lot of complicating factors that don't make a lot of sense. Some of the attempts by "flood geologists" are quite twisted (e.g., with flood waters rising and falling many times, bizarre changes in chemistry, and so forth, all of which ignore a lot of the evidence for ordinary depositional processes, like buried forests and coral reefs).

    133. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Well, the fundamentalists came up in the late 19th century, to be precise - probably as a counter-reaction to an increasingly scientific and rationalist world view. Without this counterpoint, it practically would have been impossible - or rather unnecessary. Why retreat to such a rigorous position if unopposed?

      It did gain main traction in the early 20th century, especially with the Schofield Bible and its dispensationalist, *cough* bullshit.

      Another point in the rise of fundamentalism, especially the US kind, is probably the fundamentally, pardon the pun, disorganized nature of evangelical churches. The Catholic church has a theological history spanning 2000 years, in which it formalized dogma and the dogmatic education of priests. The protestant history is rather shorter and never had any formalized dogma at large. In Europe perhaps more, but in the US, well, every crackpot can call himself a priest and there we go...

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    134. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by smelch · · Score: 1

      Well I said it either came from nothing, or something. I don't know why you read that as "it must have come from something" since I gave the alternative of nothing right before the option of something. Is there something other than nothing and something I am missing?

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    135. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      A postgraduate civil engineer that genuinely believes one guy rounded up exactly one pair of each species on the planet shouldn't be able to plan the building of a little clay bucket. He only has to figure out "holy shit, the planet is pretty big, there are a lot of animals in it and rounding them all up, building a boat big enough to house them and getting them to behave during the trip would be really hard for a large group of people today, so for single couple thousands of years ago, I think I'm going to call bullshit". That doesn't require even vague familiarity with the scietific method. A doctor that professes belief in such a ludicrous story might just as well, if his reasoning is somewhat consistent, be easily duped into believing that cancer can be treated with rainbow dust, which is deeply disturbing.

    136. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      The point that theologically doesn't work with that is the question why God, being all-benign and all-powerful, would create a world that is basically a deception. To tempt? Doesn't work with the all-good premise. So, someone else would have to fuck it up - and there you are deep into gnostic and neo-platonic heresies about all matter being tainted by a Demiurge. Which kinda doesn't sit well with the all-powerful nature of God. The Literalist's theology is intellectually laughable. At least the Catholics work sound logic from their questionable premises - the evangelical fundamentalists lack premises and logic.

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    137. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      That would put God in the same club that Loki and Coyote are members of - not exactly the all-good, all-benevolent creator. That's why young-earth creationism is not just scientifically, but also theologically unsound - at least on the basis of what has been the premise of Christian theology for 2 millenia.

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    138. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      So he is Loki, right? *Pours some Ale on the ground as libation, as you never can be sure*

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    139. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by smelch · · Score: 1
      Why do you read in to what I said things which I did not say?

      but to say without a doubt that there is nothing that created the universe is absurd,

      You've just replaced one absurdity wit an even larger one. What created whatever is outside our universe? What created its creator? I think you may have postulated an infinete number of recursive creators, which I must say I do find rather absurd.

      How do you figure? I never implied the creator must have a creator. You're saying its ok to say there is only one layer of existence (our universe) but any more than that and there must be infinite? It's perfectly logical in your mind to say the universe has existed since the big bang, and there is no God (not a christian God, just any kind of God, something outside of our space and time or our Universe if you will) with certainty, but the suggestion of "maybe something did create us, we can never know" implies that everything has a creator, even the creator that created our universe? You made a huge logical leap there that wasn't in my original post. I didn't say the universe had to come from something, I said it could be from something or nothing, and we can't tell because our universe is all we can interact with.

      If there is another universe that contains this one, like a virtualized machine running on a physical box, we CAN NOT KNOW. Asserting you do know FOR SURE is not logically sound, so if you are going to argue that way, you can't argue from a position of logic, you have to be arguing from a position of faith. Agnostics are the only logical ones, and I wish atheists would realize this.

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    140. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by XSpud · · Score: 1

      I wasn't intending to imply the universe doesn't exist (though it would be interesting if it could be shown that if agnostics exist, and also that their beliefs are rational, then this implies the universe and therefore God, do not exist ;)

      I was just pointing out that to justify agnosticism on the basis of logical reasoning causes a problem or 2. Of course it depends how you define agnosticism - perhaps I was being a bit cheeky with my broad definition as it needed to include all non-proven beliefs, not just religious ones. For example there's no inconsistency in saying that agnosticism has a basis in logic, if agnosticism doesn't refer to "truths" within logic. I guess it's a bit like the problem that it is not possible to prove the consistency of any grammar using only statements in that grammar, but it is possible to prove the consistency of other grammars.

      It's all a bit academic really as there are clearly differences between the statements of "self-evident truth" found in logic and those found in faith. But from the point of view of logic are these statements any different?

    141. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      There is nothing more dangerous than a devout person trying to "help" you.

      Ah yes, now I remember. Jesus' teachings go something like "Love your enemies and do not curse them" "Feed my sheep" "Boil the heretics alive and take all their lands for the church's holdings". I always forget about the last one.

      My point? Devout Christians are like Mother Theresa: compassionate, humble, sacrificing. Insane and/or fake Christians are like the Inquisitors. They had no excuse; they could read and knew that "Boil the heretics alive and take all their lands for the church's holdings" isn't anything like what Jesus wanted. Sadistic sociopaths exist in any organization. Unfortunately, the church's emphasis on forgiveness gives them plenty of second chances to cause trouble.

    142. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that people dying have similar experiences. Perhaps that is even where we get the idea of an afterlife to begin with. But that is only evidence *of an afterlife* if you are being willingly credulous, it survives no serious level of consideration. Otherwise, the rantings of nearly dead people shouldn't be given any more credibility than the rantings of other people with defective brain activity, such as the schizophrenics. They all hear voices, many even share the similarity of thinking they are god. I guess they must be "evidence" too, in your paradigm, since many people are all having the same experience there.

      So NDEs are as good an evidence of god as schizophrenics are. I hope you don't mind if I continue to consider that non-evidence.

      I call god a Sky Fairy because that is the level of ridiculousness in the assertion. I could call him or it God, and do oftentimes since I was raised in a country with a christian tradition, but really that narrows the scope to monotheistic religions unfairly, I think. Sky Fairy is just a catchall phrase for the variety of fairy tales people call God. I could of course be more polite about it, but I don't really see any value in giving more respect to the idea than it deserves.

      Your prophecies must be really great. I haven't studied prophecy so I won't attempt to debunk you with rigor. But my statement still stands, As long as the prophecy does not provide the details needed to disprove it, typically a specific time reference, it can stand forever until proven. Given your other responses, I strongly suspect that your definition of "overly vague" and mine are vastly different.

      You do a great job fallaciously naming fallacies, but really, your martyrdom argument just takes the cake. You don't have to be delusional to be a martyr, you simply have to be delusional to think you're doing it for 'god's will'. I mean really, this is the most ridiculous point of all. You are simply pointing at belief as evidence, which it most obviously is not. If that is true, then the word "evidence" means nothing at all.

      But if you want to nitpick to this degree, I'll simply modify the standard. There is no evidence GREATER THAN SOMEONE'S ASSERTION that god exists. There may be circumstantial and anecdotal evidence that COULD suggest there is a god if you choose to interpret it that way, but that's not evidence in any form that interests me. That's just people justifying their own credulity with similarly weak arguments.

      In short, there is nothing that differentiates any form of God worship from any other belief or claim that fails to meet such basic criteria for standing a rest of basic reason. Basic reason notes that billions of people believe wrongly every day; there is no reason why god must be different.

      In fact, religion already accepts this. otherwise you wouldn't need faith. You could believe in the evidence for God. But of course, no thinking person would ever do that, because there is no evidence any thinking person should accept as even approaching the bar required for credulity, much less proof.

    143. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of our scientific discoveries show us a little more of how gods are not needed to understand this world.

      FTFY

    144. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

      One for his homies...

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      Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off

    145. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the answer to your rhetorical question is the key to why creationism have no role in a science classroom.
      The key point is that creationism offers no practical applications.

      Can it explain antibiotic resistance pattern in bacteria? No (evolution can.)
      Can they invent a new type of airplane powered by faith? No

      The point in teaching science is to understand how world works and because when you get a job, they'll like
      you to have the fundamentals in order to learn that trade. It's beyond science vs god or christians vs atheists.
      It's about what you can do with a particular scientific theory, that makes it worth teaching.

    146. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? I never implied the creator must have a creator.

      Sure you did. You insisted that this universe can't come out of nowhere. If you are happy with the creator coming out of nowhere, then why not this universe. What's special?

      It's perfectly logical in your mind to say the universe has existed since the big bang,

      Yes.

      and there is no God (not a christian God, just any kind of God,

      Yes.

      something outside of our space and time or our Universe if you will) with certainty,

      No, not so much. But I very strongly doubt it created us.

      but the suggestion of "maybe something did create us, we can never know" implies that everything has a creator, even the creator that created our universe?

      Yes. If things need a creator then things need a creator. If they do, then the creator must need one. If they don't then why does this universe?

      If there is another universe that contains this one, like a virtualized machine running on a physical box, we CAN NOT KNOW. Asserting you do know FOR SURE is not logically sound, so if you are going to argue that way, you can't argue from a position of logic, you have to be arguing from a position of faith.

      Of course, we could be a brain in a jar and nothing/everything could exist.

      Agnostics are the only logical ones,

      No. Agnosticism as a standalone position is illogical, because there is nothing special about god. You cannot be sure that you aren't a brain in a jar and therefore should refuse to acknowledge the existence or non-existence of anything however apparent or absurd. If you're willing to acknowledge the existence of anything, then god is as unlikely to exist as the tooth fairy.

      Agnostics are the only logical ones, and I wish atheists would realize this.

      Do athesists really exist? If so, see the previous point.

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    147. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by tibit · · Score: 1

      I know what mercury is. So the problem is mercury, not HFCS. Let's be straight. If food is contaminated with mercury, it's bad no matter what the source of it. The problem is not really related to HFCS. You're just finding another scapegoat: butbutbut sometimes HFCS has mercury in it. Well, duh, use HFCS without mercury. It's really no different from cane sugar.

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    148. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by smelch · · Score: 1

      You insisted that this universe can't come out of nowhere.

      Once again, no I did not. I refuted this explicitly, only to have you come back with the same point again? And you use this to insist on imposing a fallacy on me that I didn't ever instigate, you did. I didn't say it requires one, I said it could have one. I gave two options and advocated for agnosticism, the position where you believe the correctness of either option is unknowable, and you're saying I am insisting on one of them. Outrageous, sir! Positively outrageous!

      And the universe very well could be a brain in a jar, we all could be. But seeing as how our universe is consistent we don't need to conjecture about the nature of anything inside of it since we can observe it. Atheists conjecture about what is outside the universe as much as theists, and agnostics do not, which is what makes them logical.

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    149. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      analyzed? check
      reliable? um, no, not even remotely

      I'm not a bible scholar and I can't give you pointers off the top of my head, but anyone whose been to seminary and is comfortable with his beliefs should be able to give some significant ones.

      "translated from their hebrew ... sources" -- sorry, don't exist. Greek, and bad greek at that, yeah.

      Differing historical copies? check
      Additions made to English copies not found in any original? check

      You also seem to be under the (very common) misapprehension that there is a codex that was treasured and preserved by the early church that is The Bible. Not so, they had a variety of writings ranging from posthumous accounts (attributed to a disciple because that would give it more weight, compare to Hermes Trimegistus) to letters written from one to another (Paul comes immediately to mind).

      There is no such thing as The Bible. "Religious authorities" have held conventions to decide which writings to include and which to exclude from their religious teachings. These decisions, by humans, have determined what is The Bible. Catholics and protestants disagree on some of these. Both believe The Bible to be the Word of God. Can't both be right...

    150. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH an English major can do very will with the lost art of literal interpretation. She may even read Burroughs and discover the fact that he doesn't make any sense.

    151. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Once again, no I did not. I refuted this explicitly, only to have you come back with the same point again?

      I simply don't think you're saying what you think you're saying.

      I didn't say it requires one, I said it could have one.

      Well, ok, but then it could have one and so on and if you're willing to accept the possibility of one creator, then it is not a stretch to assume that there could very well be an infinite number of them.

      Outrageous, sir! Positively outrageous!

      OK, I think I get your point now. But the existence of a creator only puts the entire problem one step further away.

      But seeing as how our universe is consistent we don't need to conjecture about the nature of anything inside of it since we can observe it.

      Not at all. The universe I have created for you (assuming that you are the brain in the jar) is perfectly consistent. I'm quite proud of that.

      Atheists conjecture about what is outside the universe as much as theists,

      No, atheists assert there is no god. There could very well be stuff outside the universe (e.g. multiple universes), that never interacts with our one. That doesn't make it a god. I don't think atheism has anything to say about stuff outside the universe otherwise.

      If you are assuming that there is stuff outside the universe which can affect our universe, then you are subscribing to the brain in the jar philosophy, in which case I don't see how you can assert the existence or non-existence of anything.

      If it doesn't affect our universe, then any hyposthesis as to its nature (e.g. that it is a god) is as unlikely as any other hypothesis. I.e. 99.9999999999999999999999999etc% likely to be wrong. In that case, I'm happy to assert that it is wrong and rik the off-chance that I am.

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    152. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Present your evidence for god's existence. After which I will judge it on its merits, and if necessary, alter my world view. Until then, I will continue to be a heathen Atheist.

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    153. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's time we stand up and demand that our story has to be taught as well. Let's see how much it takes for the school boards to take the pragmatic approach and realize that this would be an impossible feat and it's better to leave religion where it belongs: In the places where the respective religions are worshiped.

      It's been done before...

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    154. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      spread the word.

      Bird.

    155. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Basically no evangelicals are really young-Earth types. How do I know? Because they don't put their money where their mouths are.

      Is $27 million enough?

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    156. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Well I said it either came from nothing, or something. I don't know why you read that as "it must have come from something" since I gave the alternative of nothing right before the option of something. Is there something other than nothing and something I am missing?

      Yes, and I believe I explained it. The option of not "coming" from anything. It wasn't created, it was always there.

    157. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I'm not a bible scholar and I can't give you pointers off the top of my head, but anyone whose been to seminary and is comfortable with his beliefs should be able to give some significant ones.

      A large number of my friends have gone through or are attending seminary; a handful have studied biblical hebrew and greek. They have offered me no such pointers, but only indicated that generally to take Greek and Hebrew is a waste unless you intend to be a pastor-- they advised that most translations today are remarkably good and reliable (there are some questionable ones, like new NIV that tries to excise all mention of gender from the bible).

      And when I get super curious, of course, I can fire up E-Sword, and view the original Hebrew OT and Greek NT with strongs notes (basically, word translations covering all meanings of a particular word), the Vulgate, and the Septuagint with notes.

      "translated from their hebrew ... sources" -- sorry, don't exist. Greek, and bad greek at that, yeah.

      We have the dead sea scrolls, the masoretic text, the septuigint. We have the Tanakh as it has been preserved by Jews over the last few thousand years. You can call it "bad greek", but it was more commonly known as Koine Greek, and there are a number of places to learn it in a year or two. You might as well call Latin "bad"; we can still learn it today.

      You also seem to be under the (very common) misapprehension that there is a codex that was treasured and preserved by the early church that is The Bible.

      What we have has been validated as being largely identical with newly found texts. In that regard it remains possibly the best preserved set of documents of that age. I really know of no scholars who would disagree with that.

      There is no such thing as The Bible. "Religious authorities" have held conventions to decide which writings to include and which to exclude from their religious teachings. These decisions, by humans, have determined what is The Bible. Catholics and protestants disagree on some of these. Both believe The Bible to be the Word of God. Can't both be right...

      Neither am I a biblical scholar, but I can answer some of these charges.
      Most of the Bible is in agreement with most of the commonly recognized "orthodox" branches. Modern protestantism uses the same text for the OT as historical Jews did. We also use the same NT that was used for the first several hundred years; we identify the books partly because they identify themselves (for instance, going by what Christ regarded as scripture, or what Peter and Paul called scripture). There are several other criteria, but I do not know them all.

      As for "cant both be right", that is of course what the reformation was about-- Catholicism did not hold to "sola scriptura" and added to the word (and not just apocrophya, but tradition), which is why the two broke off. We do in fact believe the other to be wrong, and they us. If we are correct, sincere Catholics are possibly unsaved, and if they are correct they would regard us as rebellious heretics.

      It is not terribly helpful to lump Catholocism together with Protestantism, a number of their practices and beliefs are deeply troubling-- such as veneration of Mary, belief in her perpetual virginity (despite language such as "James the brother of Jesus"), transubstantiation, regenerative baptism, and the rest. Commonly it is viewed as "just another denomination", but that probably brings more confusion to the table than it helps.

    158. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by valley · · Score: 2

      Where do you find a thousand years of modifications? It's my understanding that modern translations have been found to be remarkably similar to the Dead Sea Scroll texts and other ancient copies (meaning very little difference between texts that have been passed down for centuries and ancient texts recently discovered).

    159. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? [snip] Why isn't anyone doing this?

      Well, no need to join up and go in together as the initial investment requirement is so low
      The drawback appears to be in waiting for it to spontaneously ignite and tell you where the oil & gold is.

    160. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Devout Christians are like Mother Theresa: compassionate, humble, sacrificing.

      Not so - Check out Chris Hitchens "The Missionary Position". Sample (Wikipedia...)

      Hitchens portrays Mother Teresa's organization, the Missionaries of Charity, as a cult which has promoted suffering to further its own financial ends and does not help those in need. He argues that Teresa's own words on poverty proved that her intention was not to help people, citing a 1981 press conference in which she was asked: "Do you teach the poor to endure their lot?" She replied: "I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people."

      MT didn't want to help the poor to stop being poor. She wanted to help the poor to be happy being poor.

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    161. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by smelch · · Score: 1

      Yes, it could be an infinite number, but the problem isn't "what was the prime creator" the problem is, is there a creator of our universe. It could be three creators deep before we reach the true original universe that just is. Atheists do assert there is no God, a God would exist outside the universe, therefore, they are guessing at things that are outside the universe.

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    162. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, the rantings of nearly dead people shouldn't be given any more credibility than the rantings of other people with defective brain activity

      Well, I take it then, that you are not in the computer field, as otherwise you'd be aware this simply makes it much stronger evidence, as the idea that a particular compelling, structured, three-dimensional, auditory, representative simulation would be produced by any system while in a failure mode is absurdly unlikely. Try shorting out your PC (or, writing random bytes to memory), and see if this produces anything similar to, not a clear non-functioning of your currently-running applications, but something -entirely else- that has the nature of clearly being coherent, complex, and convincing (as the study I provided shows it is), but for in an entirely different context. You are telling me that Word failing should magically flip all the bits in memory necessary to play Quake, even when never installed. No.

      As far as schizophrenia goes, well, you are simply factually wrong on your characterization that they "all hear voices", but your erroneous knowledge of psychiatry followed by your indirect ad hominem fallacy aside... yes, if someone heard voices and they did not exhibit other instances of erroneous thinking, and the experiences corresponded without contradiction to the expected content, yes, that would be evidence as well. Perhaps not evidence for -you-, but certainly evidence for -them- which, all your attempts to redirect and derail the point at hand aside, places it comfortably in the definition of "evidence".

      As long as the prophecy does not provide the details needed to disprove it, typically a specific time reference, it can stand forever until proven.

      Which, indeed they do, in the majority of cases, by multiple means. If a prophecy is made regarding culture/city X, we can consider it disproven if that culture/city goes out of existence without the prophecy being fulfilled. There are certainly boundary conditions. Again, you can thrash around with anecdotal objections as much as you like, but, at base, those would apply to a very fixed percentage of the prophecies, and I would need, say, two total to demonstrate it as evidence. Sure, you can hope that raising an objection to a premise in set X would refute all the premises in that set, even when it explicitly doesn't by reference to the particular case, but just be clear that has nothing to do with rational thought on your part.

      There is no evidence GREATER THAN SOMEONE'S ASSERTION that god exists.

      Well, I doubt you actually believe this, if you, say, read The Lancet study above, but in case you do, handily, it's actually provably epistemologically invalid for you to claim this. It is a claim to psychic powers on your part, that you know the particular evidence experienced or known by all people on Earth, and can make your claim by referring to them all in their own brains and noting the absence of anything stronger than your characterization. Whether this entails a claim to psychic powers on your part, or omniscience, or you're simply irrational--the claim is demonstrably false. This is basic epistemology.

      But of course, no thinking person would ever do that, because there is no evidence any thinking person should accept as even approaching the bar required for credulity, much less proof.

      Nice attempt to go for the summary win with "You're wrong because anybody who knows anything knows you're wrong", but, no. When you're capable of a coherent, non-fallacious argument, let's talk, and I'll give you the evidence I not only can think, but do it quite well both professionally and with respect to the officially-recognized objective metrics for this.

      Until then... enjoy.

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    163. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      When comparing the Bible and science, you might want to start with considering the source. Who created the Bible? Who created science? The evidence very clearly indicates that both are created by people. The Bible is two books, one written by old Jews while being banished from their home country, the other written by people travelling with the word. Science is a practice that is developed and tuned by people over a similar amount of time, and is still under development. Not done. Both the Bible and science are created by people. Fallible people. However, one set of these people are divinely inspired, the other set is religious.

    164. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by i_b_don · · Score: 2

      Yes, but this is stupid. If you wish to go all the way down to "I think therefore I am", and try to come back up with what can be proved and what can't, then you're in an idealistic world of nothing.

      Is this rock real? Yes/no? bzzzt, sorry, you can't be sure you're not dreaming.
      Is gravity real? Yes/no? Oh, sorry, you can't be sure your senses aren't being deluded.
      Is Santa Clause real? Yes/no? Ah.. you're a Santa agnostic?

      Seriously, is this really how you think and talk with people? Well sorry, but fuck that.

      The reality is that you have to make decisions on what life is, what exists, and what is "true" all the time based upon the best evidence you can discern from your senses. We all make these decisions all day long based upon imperfect evidence. A human is an imperfect being and you simply can't get away from that.

      Do you know what science is? It's a way we have devised to try and remove the human element from understanding the world around us. If multiple people do an experiment and it always repeats, then the single person must not be screwing it up. The same for a double blind test. Remove the human from the equation as much as possible until you're left with "reality". What you want is pure hard cold data uninfluenced by what human's want it to be true and driven by what actually is.

      But even with all this, you can't be sure of anything... and the thing is, neither can anyone else. (of course, you can't be 100% sure of this either!) There is absolutely nothing you can be sure of.

      So if you really want to live in your ivory tower of purity so you can be assured of your superiority, well go for it. When someone asks you for directions to the local gas station, make sure you add on the qualifiers "provided i'm not crazy", and "if it hasn't moved from 3 hours ago", and "if that portion of the matrix wasn't erased by a virus."

      In the end, we all create a world around us based upon the evidence available. I have no problem not adding the qualifier that "I don't know if" when I say that Santa Clause doesn't exist, why should I do that for someone's sky father?

      If you want to be perfectly and logically correct and NEVER draw any conclusion because your data could be flawed, then go ahead. I will draw conclusions based upon my best ability to see the world around me for what it is. If i'm presented with new data, I have no problem changing my mind, but until then, I'll draw conclusions based upon the data I've seen in my life and simply say "there is no god".

      (BTW, this is a conclusion, not a "scientific fact" if that makes you feel any better.)

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    165. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by beanyk · · Score: 1

      Jesus wrote the bible with his own hand, neigh, with both hands writing at the same time, and he's still PISSED OFF over losing the whole "sun is the center of the universe" debate.

      Jesus was a horse?

    166. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There is a theory that oil is created abiogenically in the earth and that any microbes and biological materials found in the oil were swept up into it as it seeped through the strata.

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    167. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, religion has been the cause (or, rather, the excuse) for a lot of atrocities in our history. But it's also been for many people the motivator to do good, from food&shelter for the poor to the first nursing homes and hospitals. I'd say it keeps pretty much a balance, so condemning religion on grounds of its effects on society isn't really going to cut it.

      As stated before, as long as religion is kept something private, there is nothing inherently wrong with it (as long as it is not endangering the development of children). But keep religion out of the state's turf, where it would affect other people. Most of all, keep it out of public schools and out of the law.

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    168. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXXON just looks where there are no people that live in the area so they don't have to pay for any oil they get out of the ground. The 20 billion goes a loot farther that way.
      You have to look no further than the middle east. Nor any further than the tar sands up in Canada.

      The Arabs got rich by throwing the Brits out of the country and forming their own country, their not stupid.

    169. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, I mean gathering the representatives of "real" religions (read: Religions that have been recognized by the government and hence can't simply be ignored without pissing off a LOT of voters) and have them pressure for including their religious beliefs in the textbooks.

      The FSM can be ignored because it is not taken serious as a religion by the powers that are. It's seen as an academic joke, and I get more and more the idea that they don't even get the meaning. So taking every religious group and having them demand inclusion in the school books is something they can understand and I am also pretty sure that they will easily see how this could cause more harm than good to their religious beliefs.

      After all, you'd have to teach a competing religion. It's like forcing Google to run ads for Yahoo and Apple.

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    170. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, now I remember. Jesus' teachings go something like "Love your enemies and do not curse them" "Feed my sheep" "Boil the heretics alive and take all their lands for the church's holdings". I always forget about the last one.

      Yes, it's funny how Christians are often so "forgetful" of the various ugly passages in the Bible. God doesn't say "burn the heretics alive", but He does order them slaughtered.... but that's not even the gruesome part. No, the gruesome part is how the young girls are to be kept for rape. There are several sections of the Bible I could cite, but for a bit of Black Comedy I'll cite Numbers 31 where 32,000 girl captives are to be divided up and God Speaks explicitly claiming 3,232 of the girls as Tribute unto Himself. Of course God doesn't show up in person to take possession of those girls... 32 of the Lord's Tribute girls are given to Priest Eleazar and the other 3200 given over to the rest of the priest class. It find it most than slightly reminiscent of Warren Jeffs, and how he was the only one who got to hear God Speak and pass those words on to the congregation.... and how God's Words conveniently directed dozens of young girls into his bedroom.

      Of course, the the Bible is far worse than Warren Jeffs. Numbers 31 has God explicitly ordering an army out to slaughter people and God explicitly turning over 32 traumatized captive girls to the head priest. At least God's words coming through Warren Jeffs didn't involve murder, and only directed semi-willing girls from his own congregation into his bed.

      Modern Christianity often works hard to advertise God as a God of goodness and love, which requires an extremely selective rewriting of the bible. The very first commandment states "I the LORD thy God am a jealous God", and continues stating He will inflict punishment upon innocent children, innocent grandchildren, and great innocent grandchildren, if the father provokes that jealousy. The Bible uses "wrath" to describe God and His actions so many times that I gave up even trying to count them. There are many places where the Bible shows God as cruel, perverse, or downright evil. Jesus says Love They Neighbor, but God himself says he's a jealous fuck who will kill or torture your children if you piss him off.

      Anywho, that's all drifting off topic from the original point...

      My point? Devout Christians are like Mother Theresa: compassionate, humble, sacrificing. Insane and/or fake Christians are like the Inquisitors.

      I know lots of Christians. Good kind reasonable rational intelligent people. But they are anything but devout. They celebrate Easter and Christmas and whatnot, they go to church once in a while, but for the most part "being Christian" is a holiday-hobby with basically no bearing on their day-to-day real lives.

      As I was saying, it's the real Believers that are dangerous and who commit atrocities. Such as parents who physical and mentally abuse their gay/lesbian children in the name of "helping" save them from hell.

      A parent who doesn't care is bad... a parent who is evil and selfish is bad.... but the point I was making is that there's nothing so dangerous as someone devoutly helping you. That's the parent who physically and mentally abuses their gay/lesbian child to the point of suicide. Because the parent wants the child not to go to hell.

      Of course I'm not saying all devout people commit atrocities. What I said was that there was no one more dangerous. Evil or uncaring people may harm you, but nothing is as dangerous and harmful and unrelenting as a person who believes they are doing right and good while inflicting their "help" upon unwilling victims.

      Your earlier post:

      And they are telling you and me that we are going to Hell.

      Only because they don't want you to. Otherwise, they'd say nothing at all.

      They are the dangerous ones. They aren't just the the ones wh

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    171. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is starting to sound like the People's Front of Judea vs. the Judean People's Front.

    172. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1
    173. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I do not state, either for or against, the existence of a god with any certainty.

      "A God" is not the same as "the Christian God" and in that case we can be certain that he does not exist. It is one of the great ironies in religion: once you start to define God you can disprove his existence.

      The Christian God is all knowing, all seeing and he loves each and every one of us. Being of unlimited power he can and occasionally does intervene, but most of the time he allows millions to suffer on a daily basis. These two things cannot be reconciled.

      The other commonly used argument is that someone must have created the universe, or where did it come from? The first problem is the use of "who" when we should be asking "what", but let's assume for a moment that it was God. That implies that God existed before the universe, outside of normal time. The next obvious question is "what created God?", and Christians usually believe that he is eternal and thus was not created. However, if you are willing to believe that God is eternal and did not need creating then why not simply believe that about the universe itself?

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    174. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they [3]want their faith to come into the 21st century and say it's time to face
      facts: There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence." If you actually read Genesis
      It says there were Pre-Adamic People. Cain took his Woman from among them after he Slew Abel. They are where the Divergent Races come from.
      Also a few numbers are these: Everything was not created in 6x24 hour days ~6,000 years ago. The Earth is ~4x10^9 years old according to Geology.
      The 6 days referred to in Genesis refer to 6 "periods of time (yom)". Yom can mean a few things in the Hebrew. It theoretically could be up to
      666.666666.... Million years as in 4x10^9/6. So the Pre-Adamics could be over 600 Million years old. Also, before People say the flood in Noah's time
      wiped out the whole planetary population that is rubbish. It was a localised flood because, you've heard this before, Geology says so!! Just my 3c
      worth. P.S. This does not change the fact that Man is wicked from his Youth. All this debate does is re-inforce the differences between Religion and
      True Christianity.

    175. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Always seems like gloating to me.

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    176. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      The question about "what was before the big bang" is akin to the question "is there a god". Both cannot be solved. Looking beyond the big bang would require you to look back before the time when there was no time and, well, how do you look behind the beginning?

      Which is why I said that I couldn't find the propper words words.

      That's also the problem I have with "religious science". A scientific theory offers a way to test it. Religious science doesn't do that.

      Of course it does. If you dive into string stuff, it is testable with multiple universes in which gravity seems to play a role (notice that gravity isn't a force in information theory, also considdering that the world is flat, but a holographic 3D representation). Now what did we just bolted onto the ISS? Isn't that a gravity device to test this multi-universe theory?

      Of course you can't test God/Allah/Zues, but what you can do is put up testable theories that don't counteract/seem to support the idea of the existence of a creator.

      Let's throw some:
      Multiple universes (11 dimensional theory), which are flat but reprisent holographicaly (information theory) and exchange information (gravity is large chucks of mass growing towards each other while filling up space fabric, but represent like pulling and bending static space fabric), which exchanges 'souls'.

      The creator created the Earth in 7 days (time is relative, Einstein). The entire universe is flat, so above earth there is heaven (another universe) and below is hell (11 dimensional string stuff: universes are stacked and attached to a membrane).

      So far all testable. The earth (read = our universe) is a testing ground for humans, considdering Adam and Eve sucked, so what better way to test it than having this corral of all possible branches (Lisi, theory of everything) and we're definately confined (either read momentum or location, Quantum physics).

      This is all very plausable and testable (except Adam, Eve, creator and heaven and hell universe).

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    177. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They actually are. Institute for Creation Research

    178. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genius, sir, sheer Genius!

    179. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. This is the meaning of "evangelical" in USA as you say, but related word forms such as [Swedish] "evangelisk" or [German] "evangelisch" does not have the same meaning. In Sweden you _could_ be an "evangelisk-fundamenalistisk kristen" and believe in evolution. "Evangelisk" (adj) just describes a belief in the Bible's message.

      To fix (?) this word issue, another word for the American (mostly American it seems, don't know about Britain) concept "evangelic" have been imported: [Swedish] "evangelikalism", [German] "Evangelikalismus".

      So it was incorrect terming of the first poster, but the poster should be forgiven if [s]?he belongs to the Germanic word stem by mother tongue. I have never heard of the difference before this at least, "evangelical" people by that definition are not prominent.

      Dammit, I wrote the above and just now looked at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evangelic , which could have explained the exact same thing, with the exact same examples :-) As it says: """This makes the use of the adjective "evangelical" rather confusing if the context is unknown."""

    180. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up children. When Genesis was written the people did NOT have the knowledge to understand creation, but they wanted answers. The Creation story was given as an allegory that shows human weaknesses and sin. The problem is that scientists have a hard time understanding an allegory.

    181. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically no evangelicals are really young-Earth types. How do I know? Because they don't put their money where their mouths are.

      Finding oil is a very important and high-stakes issue for oil companies. Literally trillions of dollars are riding on it. Exxon's exploration budget alone is around $20 billion per year. When the chips are down and they need to find the most likely spots to drill - what kind of geology do they use? Flood geology, or mainstream? Which one actually delivers the goods?

      Let's assume the Earth is only a few thousand years old. Where did the oil come from? Was it created in the ground with the rest of the Earth? If so, is there a way to predict where it might be found? Or perhaps it really did form from plankton (with a few plants and dinosaurs), but about 10,000 times faster than any chemist believes it could in those conditions? Any way you look at it, a young Earth and a Flood would imply some very interesting scientific questions to ask, some interesting (and potentially extremely valuable) research programs to start. How come nobody's actually pursuing such research programs?

      Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

      "Where did the oil come from?"

      Interesting that this answer to your question was posted yesterday: http://creation.com/oil-not-always-fossil

      I suspect it takes a lot more money than you think to start an oil company.

    182. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Interesting that this answer to your question was posted yesterday: http://creation.com/oil-not-always-fossil

      Er... not exactly new. And hasn't set the world on fire. Oil companies don't use this model because it hasn't worked.

      I suspect it takes a lot more money than you think to start an oil company.

      I didn't suggest starting an oil company.

      I suggested starting an oil surveying company.

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    183. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Spending money to promote an idea is different from spending money to apply an idea.

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    184. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      when I have a computer that begins to even touch the complexity of the brain: when it can dream: when it can become mentally ill and think it is god: when it is based on organic material with particular methods of decay unfound in any silicon chip: in that case I will look to a computer to replicate what a brain shutdown is like. I will note that while we have made great leaps in brain activity, and it's hardly a mature science that can answer all of our questions at this point, it should be almost without question to say it bears little resemblance to what we know of as computer programs. If it were 1800 you'd be telling me I should be looking at a clock, and when it dies, it just stops, so obviously this can't be an explanation for brain death. I'm sure there is a fancy name for that fallacy, and I'm sure you know it already.

      I am not interested in evidence that cannot support an argument outside of a single, potentially flawed mind. That waters down the term evidence to a level that, related to this discussion and most others, is pointless. We have billions of people claiming other billions of people are wrong about these experiences they are having. to call it "evidence" that one or the other is right, is silly, as just a small dash of rationality should show you. That should make it very clear how much weight this "evidence" should have: so close to zero as to be zero.

      regarding prophecy you're right, it's not regarding rational thought on my part, as I have never chosen to waste my time studying prophecy in depth. I have chosen not to do this, because every prophecy I *have* read, has been utter trash for the reasons I have given. So why would I continue to look? I've never even seen ONE that caused me to give pause. but if you have some vast warehouse of proven prophecy, I'd be happy to scan it for even a small handful I find interesting or hard to explain beyond the "long enough timeline" argument.

      The best point you have here is the lancet study, which being a skeptic I am still skeptical of their dismissal of a few of the factors involved based on some new knowledge we have about CPR and brain death, but I have to admit that while I don't particularly find it compelling, it's a lot better than just people's often contradictory interpretations of their own subjective experiences and I don't have the expertise to discount it completely.

      So there is one piece of evidence. Congrats! That is one, currently still valid, piece of serious evidence. I was wrong to say there was none.

    185. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by chocapix · · Score: 1

      So, in day to day life, you think and act completely ignoring god, as if nobody ever introduced you to such a concept?

      If your answer is yes, I say you're an atheist. And I don't mean that in a bad way, I actually mostly share your view on the subject. I can't properly answer the question "do you think god exists?" because noone's ever described "god" in a way that I could understand. That said, when people do ask me the question, and I don't feel like explaining all that, they get the short answer, which is "no".

    186. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ajs · · Score: 1

      While it's good they realise that the genetic evidence gives a good case against their religion,

      It does no such thing. It gives a good case against Biblical literalisim, but that's a fairly new beast, and one could argue that it's really only a reaction to the scientific challenges of a mostly church-framed world view circa 1650 to now.

      Even a thin layer of metaphor on top of Christian doctrine, such as the idea that the "clay" that Adam and Eve were molded out of was an ancestor species, would resolve the conflict. I'm not religious, but I'm enough of a fan of logic that I have to defend religion against such an absurd premise as the idea that it could be "disproved" by sequencing the human genome.

      Evolution (or science in general) vs. religion is a false dichotomy. Evolution is a natural process like the Earth going around the Sun. The debate between Galileo and the Church didn't end Christianity and neither will the genome because, and this is a crucial point, the Christian creation myth pre-dates the Church (a Church, by the way, which has agreed a few years ago that there is no contradiction between Evolution and Christianity).

    187. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by ajs · · Score: 1

      ... they suddenly stand up and go "Eh, well, looks like we can't read Genesis the way we'd like."

      Actually, that process has been underway for a long time now. The Catholics declared that evolution wasn't in conflict with Church doctrine years ago, and that debate was one that the Church had been having, internally, for decades.

      Keep in mind that Christianity is an institution that is 2,000 years old, and has been roughly in at least one of its current forms for around 1,500 years. When you talk about "20 or 30 years" being a long time, you're working on a scale that Christianity simply doesn't work on.

    188. Re:Science vs Religion: Contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically no evangelicals are really young-Earth types. How do I know? Because they don't put their money where their mouths are.

      Finding oil is a very important and high-stakes issue for oil companies. Literally trillions of dollars are riding on it. Exxon's exploration budget alone is around $20 billion per year. When the chips are down and they need to find the most likely spots to drill - what kind of geology do they use? Flood geology, or mainstream? Which one actually delivers the goods?

      Let's assume the Earth is only a few thousand years old. Where did the oil come from? Was it created in the ground with the rest of the Earth? If so, is there a way to predict where it might be found? Or perhaps it really did form from plankton (with a few plants and dinosaurs), but about 10,000 times faster than any chemist believes it could in those conditions? Any way you look at it, a young Earth and a Flood would imply some very interesting scientific questions to ask, some interesting (and potentially extremely valuable) research programs to start. How come nobody's actually pursuing such research programs?

      Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

      Some science creationists have. There are several models and theories out there. One such theory is Walter Brown's Hydroplate theory. Now while this theory was debunked by Glen Morton I think at least some of Glen's arguments might actually be solved if you include (which Walter didn't) having almost an ice sheet over the earth like Genesis says. Not being a physicist I don't know if this would solve all of Morton's arguments, but from what I saw skimming through I think it would take care of one or two of them. It would certainly throw having a different world atmosphere pressure and oxygen amount into the equation.

      Take a look at the theory and debunking here. And maybe a physicist can take some of those equations and figure out if having increased oxygen, atmospheric pressure and a practical sheet of ice above the earth might solve some of the problems.

      http://mypage.direct.ca/w/writer/hydro.html

      But even if it doesn't. There are Christian men, women and even organizations devoted to figuring some of this stuff out, but you'll never hear the results from sources that don't want to believe in God. Get all mad if you like but it's true. Just as much as a Creationist is not going to find your arguments unless they go to "Secular" sources, your not going to find our arguments unless you go to "Christian" sources.

      Here are a few:

      http://www.icr.org
      http://www.creation.com
      http://www.drdino.com (I know most people really bash Hovind but one great thing about his website is he links to other smaller institutions devoted to figuring out some of the questions people have about Creationist theories)

  4. Land of Nod by eldavojohn · · Score: 2

    Where does the bible say is Kain's wife from?

    The Land of Nod (Genesis 4:16) It also can be interpreted as nomadic peoples (at least that's what my Catholic school upbringing taught me).

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    1. Re:Land of Nod by 54t4n · · Score: 1

      Perfect! This explain the diversity. Save by bible again! Let's now down that damned branas theory...

    2. Re:Land of Nod by ByOhTek · · Score: 2

      And there is the clinching point - the bible never claims what evolutionary biologists call a bottleneck of two individuals (i.e. what the cheetah went through in the last ice age), rather that if you trace back far enough, everyone can trace back to the same two individuals.

      Going back 10 or even 6 thousand years, assuming four generations a century (400 per thousand years), that's 2400 to 4000 generations.

      That could account for a lot of diversity, even if *everyone* could trace back to the same one couple somewhere in their lineage (and that couple is not the entirety of that "level" of the tree).

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    3. Re:Land of Nod by sycodon · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, Discovery magazine has an article many years ago discussing the fact that scientists had traced human ancestry back umpteen thousands of years to a single female (who's name is withheld to protect her privacy) using mitochondrial DNA, which apparently does not join with the father's, but remains intact from generation to generation.

      I'll leave up to someone without a job to look it up.

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    4. Re:Land of Nod by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      well, there was that book, "Mitochondrial Eve", but that traced all human mitochondrial DNA back to, if I recall, 8 women living at different times and in different places around the world -- that is, there's (as far as they found) 8 variations of mitochondrial DNA to be found in modern day humans, not that all of us trace back to those 8 ladies.

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    5. Re:Land of Nod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going back 10 or even 6 thousand years, assuming four generations a century (400 per thousand years), that's 2400 to 4000 generations.

      Math check - that's 40 per thousand years, 400 generations in 10,000 years. Not a whole lot.

    6. Re:Land of Nod by zarthrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's fairly plainly written in the bible that mankind "male and female both" were created on the sixth day. The Earth was already populated when Adam came along. Adam and Eve's significance wasn't about populating the Earth, but about the lineage of the nation of Israel, and Jesus himself. If you're going to practice a religion - read it for yourself, learn it for yourself - and try your hardest to verify what some random "authority figure" tells you. As a Christian, I find it hard to deal with being surrounded by so many people who say they believe in the bible, yet refuse to believe what it says. Everyone has their own interpretation - yet few came about it on their own by simply reading to comprehend.

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    7. Re:Land of Nod by gothzilla · · Score: 0

      Adam and Eve weren't the first humans to exist. They were the first to receive a soul which is what makes humans different from all other animals and has allowed us to advance technologically unlike all other animals. When God made them in his image, it was his spiritual image, not his physical one.

    8. Re:Land of Nod by chill · · Score: 1

      The implied question of the grandparent was if all there were was Adam and Eve, Cain and Able -- whom did Cain marry?

      Also derived would be exactly why did Cain need a mark of protection from God? Who else was out there for Cain to worry about?

      It is a dig at the literalistic interpretation of Genesis 4 popular with some Evangelical groups.

      And, I must say. After having the opportunity of sitting in on some Evangelical Christian sessions of Bible reading and interpretation, I fully understand the early Catholic policy of forbidding on pain of death the unassisted reading of the Bible by the laity.

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    9. Re:Land of Nod by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "And there is the clinching point - the bible never claims what evolutionary biologists call a bottleneck of two individuals"

      No, it actually claims a bottleneck of 6 individuals.

      As all humans were killed in the flood except for Noah and his family. This is very clear and Concise. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Noah's_Ark for more information about this bedtime story that many claim to be absolute fact.

      Granted it's a story that was inserted into the old testament because it has nice entertainment value and the fact that it's a good "Behave or god will KILL YOU!" story to tell to children and illiterate people. But a large group of people actually believe that mankind would not corrupt a holy book for power and control. Very, Very Naive people they are.

      Never underestimate humanity's ability to corrupt something.

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    10. Re:Land of Nod by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 2

      The problem is the Bible does claim a bottleneck for ALL species, not just humans. Noah and the Flood. Well, unless you are a Mormon. Some Mormon sects believe a group

      If you start the clock at Adam and Eve then you have a problem of an even further reduced time span. This is the problem with the Bible and genetics. Either you need a period of super evolution or you have to reconcile God every so often turning automatic evolution off and on.

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    11. Re:Land of Nod by gilleain · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, Discovery magazine has an article many years ago discussing the fact that scientists had traced human ancestry back umpteen thousands of years to a single female (who's name is withheld to protect her privacy) using mitochondrial DNA, which apparently does not join with the father's, but remains intact from generation to generation.

      I'll leave up to someone without a job to look it up.

      We all inherit the mitochondria from our mothers' egg as the sperm mitochondria don't get carried inside. Er, scratch that. On reading the wikipedia page, it tells me the male mitochondria are actually targeted for deletion by ubiquitin tagging.

      Apparently, there was one recorded incidence of 'Paternal Inheritance of Mitochondrial DNA' (Paper here). Oh, and do have a job, but I'm on holiday...

    12. Re:Land of Nod by fedos · · Score: 1

      The bible does claim a bottleneck: the global flood supposedly wiped out all human life on earth except for 8 people, 5 of whom were related, less than 5,000 years ago.

    13. Re:Land of Nod by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      "It's fairly plainly written in the bible"
      Not very much is written plainly enough that there is only one clear interpretation. I just re-read chapters 1 and 2, and they don't seem to mesh that well.

      Chapter 1 has God creating plants on day 3, animals from the sea on day 5, more animals and mankind "male and female created he them" on day 6.

      Chapter 2 has God rest on the 7th day, then create Adam, then the plants of the Garden of Eden, then the beasts and fowl, then woman.

      So maybe God created the earth not in 6 days but multiple passes. Or maybe the Bible is a hodge-podge of myths and writings from different authors and different times. Or maybe God gets a kick out of confusing us. Or maybe the Bible is whatever we want it to be.

      But "plainly written" it is not.

    14. Re:Land of Nod by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      400 per 1000 years would mean every 2.5 years a generation. Now, I don't know about humans in the old days, and yes, they married and mated probably younger than we did, but this seems a wee bit steep.

      I guess you meant something like 40 generations in 1000 years. Let's be generous and say we can cram six generations into 100 years. Ya know, it's a pretty recent fad to keep people as kids for 18 years.

      Even with this, you end up with about 600 generations in 10,000 years. And you don't have more than 10,000 years. Actually, according to the young earth creationists (and, let's be honest, either you take the whole package or you don't take anything, the Bible ain't pick and choose, mix and match as you please, or else I'll mix and match something I like...) we're closer to 5000 years. And considering the flood and Noah and all that, more likely less than that.

      So we're looking at about 250-300 generations. Now, if we can mutate to this degree in a mere 250 generations, it means that we should notice a LOT of change since, say, roman times, which was about 100 generations ago, a third of the time allotted. I don't see a lot of mutation, though. It's the same human. Did we mutate a lot during the first times and only a little afterwards? Also, the migration speed of the human species would have to be stunning. In a mere 5000 years human not only multiplied and mutated but also spread across the globe.

      And that's just what I came up with during the writing of this. Gimme a few minutes and a lot more contradictions will probably surface.

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    15. Re:Land of Nod by feepcreature · · Score: 1

      Adam and Eve weren't the first humans to exist. They were the first to receive a soul which is what makes humans different from all other animals...

      Scary AND incoherent: if the soul makes humans different from animals, how could there be humans [even before Adam] without a soul?

      If you think there can be people with souls and people without souls, then you may feel tempted to do or allow sorts of evil to anyone you consider "without soul". Though some so-called musicians clearly don't have soul, and deserve all manner of evil. Get those kids with their walkpods off my lawn.

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    16. Re:Land of Nod by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the beginning of the Eden story says that Eden was created on day three, after the land was created, but before plants. There are no days cited in the Eden story, so Adam might have lived there for ages or a couple hours before he asked for a fellow human. So Adam was chronologically first, but there might have been plenty of other women before Eve.

    17. Re:Land of Nod by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's a bottleneck of five people.

      Noah, his wife, and the wives of their three sons. People always miscount that group as two, six, or eight, but it's five genetically unique individuals.

      All genetic material in humans supposedly comes from one of those five people. People who are paying attention will notice there is one Y chromosome in that entire group.

      (We shall charitably assume that all the wives are utterly unrelated, although it wasn't incredibly uncommon to marry relatives of your sibling's spouse, especially in small communities, where the families unrelated to you were often somewhat limited.)

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    18. Re:Land of Nod by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      what the fuck is a "soul" apart from another mythical thingy????
      This "soul" thing is a load of bollox created by religionists to make them sound better than everyone else.

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    19. Re:Land of Nod by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "whom did cain marry"?
      his sister seems to be the best answer, godamn incestuous bastard

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    20. Re:Land of Nod by i_b_don · · Score: 1

      "It's not that scary. I'm sure I made it easy to tell the difference between Hooman v1.0 and Hooman v2.0 and therefore we can tell who has a soul or not. I remember it was something obvious..... Skin color maybe? Nose size? Hair color? Shoot, I don't remember right now. I'll have to go back and look at the revision history. But don't worry, I'll get back to you and tell you what it is." -God

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    21. Re:Land of Nod by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      First you said
      "the Eden story says that Eden was created on day three"

      Then you said
      "There are no days cited in the Eden story"

      I'm not sure how to decipher that, but you get full marks for emulating the bible.

    22. Re:Land of Nod by euroq · · Score: 1

      Let's be clear here: there are TWO creation stories in the bible.

      The first is the 7 day creation story.
      The second is the Adam and Eve creation story.

      They are separate. I don't have references, but you can see the resemblance to these stories (individually) in other myths from the region in historic times. Maybe some busy Wikipeda-ing could help find the references but I don't have time right now.

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    23. Re:Land of Nod by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how to decipher that

      Perhaps in the most generous (and accurate) way? There is a start time mentioned, but beyond that, there is no marking of time *during* the story. If you're looking for the slightest fault, you'll always manufacture something. For example: You wrote: "First you said" but I never said anything I wrote it. A generous interpretation on my part allowed me to understand your meaning.

    24. Re:Land of Nod by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      Chapter 2 starts out wrapping up day 7, and its story goes on from there. Not sure how after day 7 you got back to day 3. Am I missing a verse?

    25. Re:Land of Nod by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Verse 5; "before there were plants" (but obviously there was ground) ... it's setting up a "during this time(day)" for the reader so they know it's not tied directly on to the end of the prior story.

    26. Re:Land of Nod by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      For most of history, the length of a human generation has been well under 20 years. 5 generations/century, 50/millennia, 300 in 6000 years, 500 in 10000 years.

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    27. Re:Land of Nod by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Ah fuck. God turns out to be a Unix dev. Well, I guess that explains the beard.

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    28. Re:Land of Nod by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      See, I read the book, too, and that's not what it says. But I can see how, in the face of all the evidence and the science of the last century, a reinterpretation like that makes you feel better about things.

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  5. Re:Fixing such a thing... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 0

    Gee, do you have a product for my Mac? My Mac has been running for years without any problems so I have money burning a hole in my pocket that I'm just dying to spend on a virus-related product.

  6. v_v by Haven · · Score: 1, Funny

    The BioLogos Foundation and Center for Cognitive Dissonance

    1. Re:v_v by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's pretty funny, actually. They take their smartest creationists, put them in a room together, and tell them to think about it for a while. The result? "Yeah, this can't actually be true."

      What, exactly, did they think would happen?

    2. Re:v_v by vlm · · Score: 1

      It's pretty funny, actually. They take their smartest creationists, put them in a room together, and tell them to think about it for a while. The result? "Yeah, this can't actually be true."

      What, exactly, did they think would happen?

      I think they were honestly expecting the old "satan planted this false evidence to test our faith in our god", but it turns out they just couldn't intellectually stoop that low.

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    3. Re:v_v by Mysticeti · · Score: 1

      It's pretty funny, actually. They take their smartest creationists, put them in a room together, and tell them to think about it for a while. The result? "Yeah, this can't actually be true."

      What, exactly, did they think would happen?

      They'd learn that "God is Dead". It's true. I saw it on TV.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8

    4. Re:v_v by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      I'd call it a brainstorm, but the word "shitstorm" seams more appropriate.

    5. Re:v_v by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Whenever you see anything like this happen, a wizard did it"

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    6. Re:v_v by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Maybe to open the door and find a bunch of bodies with exploded heads, proving God doesn't want you thinking about such things.

    7. Re:v_v by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look forward to the day where I can find a single Atheist that can respond intellectually, instead of just using snyde comments or sarcasm. Ripping on religion is an old hobby of theirs... but really... is there even one willing to entertain a mature discussion? Anyone?

    8. Re:v_v by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets all giggle at the silly christians. Because athiests never do this.

      Not trying to boil this down to a mudslinging contest, but honestly.... when people start trying to imply that "all the crazies are christians, and all the smart people are athiests", it really gets me worked up, especially given the last thousand years of scientific insight and social reform. (Oh, and please bring up the spanish inquisition, that totally makes the rest of my argument moot).

    9. Re:v_v by alexo · · Score: 1

      I look forward to the day where I can find a single Atheist that can respond intellectually, instead of just using snyde comments or sarcasm. Ripping on religion is an old hobby of theirs... but really... is there even one willing to entertain a mature discussion? Anyone?

      Can't speak for atheists in general, only for myself.

      My willingness to engage you in conversation depends on your goals, methods and attitudes, as I consider it is pointless to have a "mature discussion" with people that a-priori reject the validity of any argument I may raise.

      If your aim is to show me the errors of my ways, then I will politely decline. If, however, you are genuinely interested in presenting your point of view *and* listening to mine, then I'm game.

  7. The first step is admitting that you need help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Baby steps, creationists, baby steps. One day, you'll be able to recognize, and accept, that there is no evidence for the existence of a God.

  8. People still believe that? by Haedrian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I had religion in primary school they had basically told us that the Genesis was to be taken metaphorically and not literally, in secondary school we had a light analysis of certain Jewish cultural things in that story (like 7 days, and a garden being paradise for a tribe which lived in the desert...)

    I didn't think people still believed it LITERALLY, this is news to me.

    1. Re:People still believe that? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm intrigued, how did they suggest you choose which should be taken as metaphors and as fact/instructions? Or did they indicate that all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor?

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    2. Re:People still believe that? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When I had religion in primary school they had basically told us that the Genesis was to be taken metaphorically and not literally

      That's because you were from a group that was not completely, shit-in-your-pants insane, like a certain group of presidential candidates that have been in the news lately.

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    3. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      You must be new here?!

      All of slashdot is always complaining about fundamentalist christians...

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    4. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 0

      Context. Other passages and cultural information is used to decide. It is not random.

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    5. Re:People still believe that? by jawtheshark · · Score: 2

      Small guess: Not from the United States?

      This "discussion" has been going on for years in the States. I only got aware of it by following atheist blogs and podcasts (Pharyngula, Atheist Experience). There has been a big trial of which, when I first heard of it, thought it played somewhere in the early nineteen-fifties or so. Not so... 2005.

      In Europe this literalism is much less widespread. Catholic doctrine says evolution is true (by now, probably not 100 years ago) so that eliminates literalism across a huge part of Europe. Also, in Europe, religion is supposed (and accepted, from my point of view) as a largely personal thing, not to be shared or proselytised.

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    6. Re:People still believe that? by slim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to Karen Armstrong's book "The Case For God", taking religious stories literally is a pretty new development. She reckons that right back into prehistory, people understood that creation myths were just that -- myths. Stories with a point; something to teach us about how to live our lives, but still just stories. This is why the stories were so malleable, or why the same culture could have more than one, contradictory, creation story on the go at once.

      She reckons that was true of mainstream Christianity for most of its lifetime; literal readings being a 19th-20th century thing.

    7. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately there are nutjobs like that still in existence. If you read a book you always should know about its creation and its cultural background. Thats what most of those nutjobs never do and know.

      The Bible was written about 400bc in the babylonian exile, which basically fortified the one god believe in israel. Add to that that basically every religion in that area had its own creation myth and those did not live in isolation and most of this was oral tales you end up with nice stories which might have some historical background or roots. For instance adam and eve could have existed but not alone and definitely not as first humans on earth but as historical persons sometime in the early bronze age.

      The prophets probably have been in existence given the timeframe of 1000-400 before the canonization, but even the existence of david and salomon are under question up until now at least as universal rulers over israel. I personally dont doubt both existed, but I personally doubt Salamon really was the ruler over the huge rich realm. But in the end, who really cares about all this.

      So there is a load of things in the old testament which is rather questionable from a historical point of view.
      Also have in mind that the middle east countries always have been countries of tales and fables, and all this stuff is dark bronze age.

      But back to those nutjobs, they read the bible word by word and think everything happened without even knowing an inch about the surrounding where it was written, when and by whom and which agenda was on the table. The political situations back then and why it was written (To give israel a solid cultural foundation and to fortify the one god believe which slowly but surely was winning thanks to the exile)
      You should never ever read a book written in the bronze age like you would do a historical book today. The mentality does not fit. Those books were not written for political accuracy but for giving tales to their people to live on and to answer the questions which arise in every generation, which have had ben orally transmitted and changed for hundreds of years.

    8. Re:People still believe that? by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to remember...

      I have memories of our teacher trying to explain to the class how moses split the sea (if I remember correctly the conclusion was that the red sea wasn't an actual sea but a "lot of reeds" . So I think we analysed most of the bible in a metaphorical manner.

      I think the main point of it was suggesting that the bible was to be taken mostly metaphorically and we should just see the message underneath and live it. Which is pretty much what I think religion is meant to be.

    9. Re:People still believe that? by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never underestimate the weakness of the mind of the religious. It is their duty to surrender their minds for their god. To do otherwise would be unfaithful.

      What tickles me are the people who make exceptions and reservations in the minds. They think logically and critically except for that bounded region they call religion which they will not cross. The rest of the natural world is there to explore, work and play in, but when they get to the border of the forbidden zone, they halt in their tracks and can't seem to think beyond that. "Some things are sacred."

      I recall the controversy even about discussing DNA as the building blocks of life. Playing with DNA was playing "god" and it just wasn't to be tolerated. Before that, it was flight right?

      On one hand, it's great that man is killing god, one little bit at a time. On the other, it's sad I won't see an end to god in my life time. There are just people who won't let go and I'm just not sure it's helpful that there are these "in between" people who keep saying "there's no conflict between the two." That's crap. In one person's mind, maybe, when they are okay with segments, walls, forbidden zones and all sorts "things you can't think" but for people who really have a desire to understand, that's just not good enough.

      I am okay to have no conclusions on a topic. But when people answer "god" to something, that in itself is a conclusion for which further research is blasphemy. This is bad. Worse that other people seem unable to see it.

    10. Re:People still believe that? by RogerWilco · · Score: 2

      It's much older. The Catolic vulgate and it's interpretation already were a problem for people like Galileo.

      But I don't see why these evangelical scientists have a problem with not taking everything in the Bible literally. The evangelicals I know have been taught from a young age that the Bible is the Truth and any scientific evidence that contradicts it, is manufactured by God to tempt the faithful.

      Now a stance like that might make it hard to be taken serious in certain scientific lines of work, but then I just think these fundamentalist Christians should not choose such lines of work or just assume that mutation rates between Adam&Eve up to a while after Noah were much higher because God wanted it that way.

      Their statement seems to mean that they even believe in Evolution. I thought that was a no no for any good fundamentalist Christian?

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    11. Re:People still believe that? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Also, in Europe, religion is supposed (and accepted, from my point of view) as a largely personal thing, not to be shared or proselytised.

      I've found over the decades that is kind of a cultural difference between us and them. They just don't talk about themselves as much. Considered in very bad taste to talk about the smallest details of salaries, taxes, house price, "athletic prowess", even school grades, at least in situations where sometimes it seems that's all Americans talk about.

      Kind of like how in the USA young people just do not talk about personal medical issues to the point of awkwardness unless its utterly in your face like a leg cast, and suddenly around age 60 they almost desperately want to tell anyone who can't run away fast enough all about their ulcers and hemorrhoids and operations. I would guess in .eu they don't do that, or at least their old people do it less than even our young people.

      Their sitcoms, for example, must be wildly different than ours.

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    12. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My best guess is that it depends on your religious heritage. During the Restoration movement in the US, religions fought against the hierarchal ideas of the Catholic and Anglican faiths and attempted to move to a more 1st century model of the church. One of the ways they did this was to adpot the principle that the religious texts (aka Bible) did not need to be interpreted by priests as it was inspired by God and should be taken literally by all who read it. I suspect that early on that the ideas of metaphor and parable still remained as teaching points but over time this idea of "literally" became literal, if you will, and the idea of reading something as metaphor became anathema to some. It's like a game of telephone over the ages where the original intent of something is one thing and the practice two generations later, much less 100 generations later, is completely different.

    13. Re:People still believe that? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they expect you to make that sort of distinction in primary or even secondary school.

      However, I imagine that the place where you can start looking for more history than allegory would probably be around the time where they start talking about Moses in Genesis. The events themselves, while likely very garbled and altered in re-telling, are based in places and in situations that are more or less historical, like Egypt. Even then, it's still difficult to find actual evidence of that story, but when Genesis starts talking about Egypt, a place that we have fairly extensive facts on, the story starts being at least historical fiction. Since most of the Old Testament was written before what we might call the beginning of "history" as a specific study, fact and fiction may be liberally mixed, especially when it comes to narrating events and their significance.

      Quite a bit of the Bible is at the very least historical fiction, and of course, it is even a primary source for locating archaeological sites in Palestine/Israel, so even if you disagree with it as a holy book, it's got a lot to say about the Near East before the Romans. Obviously, the Jews are real and most of the places mentioned therein are quite historical. As the New Testament rolls around, you start getting a lot more in the way of facts, due to a heavy Greek influence on the authors. It is likely, although admittedly difficult to completely verify, that there was, in fact a historical Jesus. I would be comfortable with accepting that as a fact. Who (and what) he was, of course, is probably impossible to ever know for sure in any scientific sense due to a lack of reliable data.

      As far as "instructions" go, that is another story altogether. Even allegory and fables can have a lesson which is applicable. While you cannot prove and likely would not believe the Creation story in the Bible to be fact, if there are morals or instructions contained therein which have application outside that story, you could very easily accept those as valid for your use, even if the story was not a logical proof or a scientific description of events. Aesop's Fables are completely fabricated, but we know that those fables teach some lessons that even a rigorous scientist might agree with. You just wouldn't cite a fable as more than a means of communicating the idea.

    14. Re:People still believe that? by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      America is a strange country. On one hand it used to have a really developed science and technology, but on the other hand a large segment of the population always shared a deeply anti-intellectual bias. These people have deep mistrust for abstraction and allegories. Only in such poisonous atmosphere of anti-intellectual backlash literalist interpretation of the Bible could develop, these literal interpretations gave then something concrete and immutable to hold on to.

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    15. Re:People still believe that? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >The prophets probably have been in existence given the timeframe of 1000-400 before the canonization, but even the existence of david and salomon are under question up until now at least as universal rulers over israel. I personally dont doubt both existed, but I personally doubt Salamon really was the ruler over the huge rich realm. But in the end, who really cares about all this.

      One major piece of evidence in favor of Solomon's existence and scale of his empire is archeological. Kings list a number of fortified cities built by him - all of them have been found, and their ruins matched the technical descriptions in the bible so closely that the archeologists actually use the bibilical phrases once one wall was located to predict (and consistently find) other major landmarks (such as the main gates).
      But all that proves is that powerful kings tend to be proud of their achievements and document them well.

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    16. Re:People still believe that? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Meh. I was raised in a relatively liberal denomination, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, and in Sunday School we were just taught the story, but not that it was metaphorical; perhaps it was because you can't expect younger kids to understand "metaphor". I didn't stick around long after I became an adult, so I don't know what that specific denomination believes there, but I can tell you that most of the other American Lutheran denominations (generally the ones with "synod" in their name) are literalists, and most of the Baptists are as well, and I'm sure there are other denominations that are.

      If you're European, you can thank us: we took your religious nutters, took one for the team.

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    17. Re:People still believe that? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Add to that that basically every religion in that area had its own creation myth

      Actually, not just in that area. Almost every single religious belief system ever known to exist has at some point developed a creation myth. They vary a lot in their focus and meaning, but some interesting commonalities include a conflict between a mighty god of some kind and an opposing force with us humans caught in the middle. For instance, the Acheans had pretty well settled on Zeus defeating Kronos, and early Indian writings focus on Indra defeating Vrtra. But you're absolutely right that Genesis has a lot of parallels with the Zoroastrianism found in much of the Middle East at the time.

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    18. Re:People still believe that? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Did you watch, say, "Saving Privat Ryan" or "The Patriot"? These are semi-historical movies and you don't need to know which parts actually happened to take home their message. The details are just the background to the story.

      Up until very recently (like 200 years ago), no book was ever written to an exacting historical standard. Even accounts such as those of Pliny and Marco Polo had substantial third party anecdotes without any acknowledgment of such.

      The bible was written in a world where it was understood nothing was to be taken literally, just like no one walks out of "The Smurfs" thinking there are blue people walking in New York without having to put big signs at the exit of the theater saying "warning: the movie you just saw is not to be taken literally".

    19. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Problem to this simply is that many of those buildings were dated later than it is believed that Salomon ever existed. Until they find evidence that this building was built by Salomon himself the missing link still does not exist.
      The exact description can be easily explained most of the buildings existed still shortly before the babylonians came, so the memories in the tales are still fresh.
      I did not say Salomon did not exist, but they have yet to find the proof that he really is / was the biggest king israel ever had. The strange thing is by the bible he was the most important king, but yet the proof of him still is missing, to the worse some of the stuff attributed to him was built later.

    20. Re:People still believe that? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I understand that.
      I doubt it is being taught as such though. If they were teaching it as "This is the documentation we have of the time. There are some good moral systems in here and some really bad ones too. The facts may be wrong, they may be right, we need to think about this and interpret it carefully using other sources as well." then I would have no problems.
      Teaching it as "These bits (we'll tell you what they are) are fictional/plain wrong. Please ignore them/use them as a higher lesson. These bits are scripture (we'll tell you what they are), follow their orders in the way we tell you or you go to hell (a concept not actually in the book itself)" Then I have several issues. In some ways I respect the fundamentalists more than those who do the relativism we see a lot because at least the fundamentalists are consistent in their own way. Even if they're trying to be consistent with an inconsistent set of instructions.

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    21. Re:People still believe that? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The Catolic vulgate and it's interpretation already were a problem for people like Galileo.

      It should be noted that Galileo didn't get in trouble for saying that the Earth goes around the Sun, but for calling the Pope an idiot.

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    22. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! I'm sure there's something resembling a consensus on this "context", no?

    23. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Blessed is the mind too small to doubt."

    24. Re:People still believe that? by Nursie · · Score: 2

      My only problem with that (comparatively enlightened) attitude is that you can take pretty much any message you feel like out of the bible, depending on which places you put the emphasis.

    25. Re:People still believe that? by Raenex · · Score: 2

      I think the main point of it was suggesting that the bible was to be taken mostly metaphorically and we should just see the message underneath and live it. Which is pretty much what I think religion is meant to be.

      That turns the Bible into philosophy, culture, and history, not divine revelation, which means you can just ditch the whole "religion" thing.

    26. Re:People still believe that? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of that - it certainly changes the picture. My view tends to be that the bible is much like the history books of ancient greek historians - mixed with lots of mythology and a tendency to choose the good story over the acurate account.
      We know the battle depicted in 300 really happened (the Battle of Thermopylae), we know the location (though these days it's quite a bit further from the beach than it was then), and most historians now are quite sure the real Persian army was about 100 thousands, that's roughly a tenth of what the ancient texts recorded - and the Greek army was closer to 7000 than the 300 recorded (and kept to in the movie).
      We suspect the battle of Troy really happened, but was it really over a woman ? Was there really a horse ? Was there really a hero called Achilles ? Even if there was - we can be sure he wasn't invincible EXCEPT for his tendon, that's exaggeration, he was probably quite a powerful warrior, but getting his Achilles-tendon cut would take down even the best fighter. Or the ENTIRE EVENT could have been made up. Troy has been found, and archeology shows it was destroyed and rebuilt hundreds of times - it's a ladder of cities upon cities - impossible to confirm any particular event with that.
      The bible I think is much the same, so telling the really true bits from the myth is very hard, archeology can help - but archeology is a science that must make a lot of guesswork because it has so little evidence to work from and must interpret that evidence without any verifiable context.

      An example I remember from university: until very recently it was widely believed that greek actors wore high-heels, probably because they hoped it would help their voices carry. The reason for the belief was an archeological find: a statuette of a greek actor, who had spikes on his feet.
      More recently somebody suggested the spikes were added to the statuete so it could be made to stand in a display/carry board with holes drilled into it. An equally plausible explanation - and now the more popular theory (and it means that the actors could have worn any shoes).

      So that makes trying to speak conclusively on the truth of any ancient text an excercise in futility. The bible is no different.

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    27. Re:People still believe that? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the Jewish bible can be divided into four types of text. The first are the stories, essentially the legends and myths of a group of ancient near-east tribes that were originally passed down orally and eventually written, along with a few more recent stories found in the Writings section of the bible (the Jewish bible has three sections, Torah, Prophets, and Writings). Then there are the laws, which are the civil and criminal laws of an ancient near-east country. Related to the laws are the chronicle-type texts, which are a combination of court records, military records, and historical documents (with a bit of mythology mixed in, which was apparently the style of that time). Finally there are the prayers / poems, which are things like Psalms, Lamentations, Song of Songs, and so forth.

      As for what should be taken as a metaphor, in general the legal sections are not taken to be metaphors, although some of the legal sections are not applicable anymore (e.g. pretty much everything concerning the temple in Jerusalem), and some have been expanded or superseded by later legal texts (e.g. the Talmud). The mythology and historical sections are almost always used as metaphors or in the context of teaching lessons about morality, or to put parts of the legal code into context. The prayers are still used in Jewish religious ceremonies, and people frequently read their prayers metaphorically.

      Of course, the view I just described is very much not-orthodox, and if there are any orthodox Jews reading /. this morning who would like to weigh in, I invite them to do so.

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    28. Re:People still believe that? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      It depends on what sort of religious schooling you are talking about. The Reform movement's schools are teaching something similar to your first idea, although rather than saying "bad moral systems" they will say "inapplicable legal codes" or will have discussions on what the meaning of a particular passage is (e.g. Abraham nearly sacrificing his son). The conservative movement is not as willing to take loose interpretations of the bible, but they still acknowledge and teach that some things are not applicable in the 21st century and they do not reject science. Orthodoxy is another story; there are the modern orthodox, who try to reconcile religion and science, and there are hasidim, who take a more literal interpretation of the bible (but who will still acknowledge that some things are inapplicable in modern life; orthodox Jews are not going around executing people according to what the bible says).

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    29. Re:People still believe that? by datorum · · Score: 1

      They think logically and critically except for that bounded region they call religion which they will not cross.

      well, nearly every human has various bounded regions, for some it is "love" (attraction), gambling vs. skill-based games, free-speech, etc. were they have certain restrictions in applying logic or asking questions. Although in religion it is probably most obvious for "us".

    30. Re:People still believe that? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "On one hand ... deeply anti-intellectual bias. "

      Oddly enough, you just described Europe (GM food, anyone?).

      There's a good reason to distrust abstraction. It isn't based on reality. Or to paraphrase JPL, just because you can come up with a formula to describe something doesn't mean that's what's happening. Abstraction.

      "these literal interpretations gave then something concrete and immutable to hold on to."

      According to the article this thread concerns apparently not, which basically makes your post incorrect on every point.

    31. Re:People still believe that? by rodarson2k · · Score: 1

      just assume that mutation rates between Adam&Eve up to a while after Noah were much higher because God wanted it that way.

      There has to be some reason why people don't live to be 400 years old anymore. Runaway mutation's a decent fit (although probably not as good as 'people never lived to be 400 y

    32. Re:People still believe that? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's funny that fundamentalist Christians, who argue vehemently against taking any part of the Bible as metaphor, will immediately call the "serpent" a metaphor for Satan when you point out to them that Satan isn't even mentioned in the Pentateuch ("Satan" and true monotheism were post-diaspora inventions that came from interactions with the Babylonian religion).

      *Everyone* picks and chooses what they want from any given religious text, and finds ways to dismiss everything that doesn't conform to what they WANT said text to say. The Bible, Koran, etc. only say what you *want* them to say.

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    33. Re:People still believe that? by jeffmeden · · Score: 2

      When I had religion in primary school they had basically told us that the Genesis was to be taken metaphorically and not literally

      That's because you were from a group that was not completely, shit-in-your-pants insane, like a certain group of presidential candidates that have been in the news lately.

      That's a bit of a reach; certainly there is a difference between ones self being "shit-in-your-pants insane" and simply wanting to court the approval of voters who are indeed "shit-in-your-pants insane" themselves. The thing about extremists that these candidates know is that they are ripe for one grand gesture of support (like a national announcement of a certain caliber of insanity) and every day after they will be committed to that candidate. Meanwhile, everyone else is busy noodling on what they said most recently and those insane moments fade into the past. Just watch. They will temper and still have their base of loons behind them to the very end.

    34. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It helps to understand that "the Bible is literally true in every word in its literal meaning and there are no metaphors" is a relatively recent aberration that is mostly restricted to America, as a result of the (I speak technically, not denigratingly) fundamentalist reaction to the legal victories of evolution over creationism. It generated a tremendous anti-intellectual feeling among a certain crowd of Christians, and that rift has been getting wider and wider. Part of that rift is the insistence that the Bible is to be taken "literally," which is a misappropriation of a method of interpretation most recently popularized by Martin Luther. Luther, however, emphasized the _plain_ meaning, not the _literal_, and was perfectly content with metaphorical interpretations- as, in fact, has most of the church since the period of the pre-Imperial church fathers.

      In other words, modern American anti-intellectual fundamentalism, while more noticeable to Americans, is neither the American nor the worldwide Christian norm, and those outside that strict/reactive interpretive tradition view it negatively for its very restricted view of scripture. Plenty of people do identify themselves as fundamentalist, or descended from fundamentalist traditions (which were, originally, about holding to the fundamentals of the faith and letting everything else slide, in a sort of ecumenism), without being rabid Bible-thumpers.

      To answer your question more directly, two mutually exclusive things can be true, as long as you're using "truth" carefully. In this case, Genesis as a mythic creation account is an explanation of why the world doesn't seem to be fair, why bad things happen to good people, and why there is still hope. It is "true" whether or not we're descended from a single pair or the rise of a species. The 6-day creation account is "true" as an explanation of the moral order of the universe, no matter how long it took to make the universe. And, of course, it's "true" as a reminder of the ultimate spiritual authority. None of these ideas are in conflict with scientific knowledge. Which isn't to say that this is my particular interpretation on things, but it's generally how people are reconciling new scientific knowledge with old religious views.

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    35. Re:People still believe that? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      She's right... and she's wrong. Certainly altering interpretations of holy texts as new evidence or ideas came to light was common enough. First century Jews and Christians, for instance, had been heavily influenced by Aristotlean thought, to the point that you might almost call Judaism and Christianity to be a fusion of the Hebrew religion and Classical philosophy. At the same time, I don't think there's any reason to suspect that the original Hebrew tribes didn't believe that Yahweh created the Earth in six days, or that the world was flat with the heavenly firmament set above it. To be honest, I don't think any society ever rigorously looked at their religious and mythological beliefs until some of the Greek thinkers began putting their own through a critical eye, and began forming theories about how those beliefs may have come to pass.

      It underlies what I consider to be the chief risk of forcing modern Biblical interpretations on ancient peoples. A modern Christian may accept that the world is billions of years old, that humans weren't created somewhere in the locale of Mesopotamia and so on, and may come up with alternative explanations (ie. the accounts are allegorical, and not meant to be taken as literal truth), but I have a hard time believing that if you met some Hebrew from, say, the 8th century BCE, he wouldn't have been pretty convinced that those claims in Genesis were absolutely true. Mind you, meet that fellow's descendant eight centuries later, and his religious beliefs have been merged with Classical thinking to the point where passages that fly in the face of what the descendant felt to be true, then we begin the process of lumping some pieces into the metaphor category and some into the literal category.

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    36. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      But I don't see why these evangelical scientists have a problem with not taking everything in the Bible literally. The evangelicals I know have been taught from a young age that the Bible is the Truth and any scientific evidence that contradicts it, is manufactured by God to tempt the faithful.

      I think I know the source of your confusion. "Evangelical" refers to any Christian that either considers witnessing to others their primary duty, or views the Bible as the highest spiritual authority available on Earth (over, say, the Pope). This makes "evangelical" synonymous with "protestant" and even some Roman Catholics. Fundamentalists, while members of the evangelical tradition, are a specific and kind of radical subset. *Evangelicals* are perfectly willing to attempt to explain the Bible in contemporary contexts, and get into even more theologically liberal activities. *Fundamentalists* are not.

      Never read Karen Armstrong, but I've got a few church history courses under my belt, and afaik she's right; "RAR SCIENCE BAD" is a particularly fundamentalist reaction to 19th century legal victories about teaching evolution in schools.

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    37. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was raised as a Seventh-Day Adventist. I went to Seventh-Day Adventist schools for most of my childhood.

      They taught that the earth was 6000 years old. Genesis was absolutely to be taken literally. Two and seven of every kind of animal really marched into Noah's ark, and a flood covered the entire world for 40 days and 40 nights. Before the flood, people lived nearly 1000 years. God shortened their lifespans after the flood by allowing them to eat meat, so that they wouldn't grow too wicked. One teacher said during history class that she thought maybe the dinosaurs were the results of genetic engineering before the flood, and maybe that's why God had to flood the earth. Another teacher (who did not have a teaching credential) spent an entire period during math class telling us that she GUARANTEED that Jesus would return within the next 10 years, and probably within the next five (this was in the early 1990's). We were all pretty scared, because we were in junior high and wanted to grow up and live full lives before the end of the world came. The end was always near. You can look to the book of Revelation and try to interpret it yourself for clues.

      I was taught all of this literally since birth, and it wasn't until I left home and moved away from the Adventist bubble (the area surrounding Loma Linda, CA) that I was able to unpack the whole thing and see just how thoroughly and completely I had been misled. It wasn't malicious, all of these people actually believed this stuff, and thought it was the truth. They had been misled too.

      As an adult, I was still sort of a non-practicing Christian by default, but had serious doubts about some of the legalistic Adventist teachings. I started investigating everything for myself, starting from the premise that the Bible was probably true, but I wanted to be able to follow the chain of logic from the very beginning so I understood it better. However, very early in my investigation, I found a roadblock that I could never get past.

      Who wrote the Bible? (Answer: we're not completely sure). Who assembled the books in the Bible into the form that they are in now? (Answer: a committee of European guys with political power in the middle ages)

      After spending all of those hours with my family and friends in church, I came to the realization that all of the things I had been taught were a lie.

      These days I'm basically an atheist, although I would of course welcome any new credible information to the contrary. The burden of proof is firmly on the religious to prove their case though, and so far I'm not convinced.

    38. Re:People still believe that? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      He got in trouble for insisting that the Copernican Model was true. He was asked to back away from his absolutist language on the motions of the planets, and when he didn't his troubles began. The Church at the time had no problem with Galileo publishing his theory, but they had a serious problem with him insisting that he had overturned the Ptolemaic Model.

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    39. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were probably thinking of the Scopes Trial from 1925...which was won by the creationists (although the actual conviction of a teacher for teaching evolution was overturned on some minor technicality).

    40. Re:People still believe that? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Well, the EU is a big place with very different cultures. I can tell you that at least here in Portugal, lots of older people do want to tell everyone about their illnesses.

    41. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      You can call me hardly an expert, but there was a recent very good bbc documentation regarding all the dating issues, and the missing proofs for salomon and David.

    42. Re:People still believe that? by digitig · · Score: 1

      It's much older. The Catolic vulgate and it's interpretation already were a problem for people like Galileo.

      Not as much as is usually thought. At the time of Galileo the heliocentric model of the solar system was considered a long outdated and discredited view, although Copernicus had reawakened it in his De Revolutionibus orbium coelestium (commissioned by the Church and dedicated -- with permission -- to the Pope). When Galileo started teaching it in (Church) schools as an unquestionable fact (rather than as a theory) he was called to account for himself, and instead of providing evidence for what he was teaching he started bad-mouthing everybody (including writing a tract that called the Pope a "simpleton" for wanting evidence). Other top scientists of the time (notably Francis Bacon) rejected Galileo's theories as unscientific. Copernicus had showed that the Church had no problem with the theory apparently contradicting scripture, and Cardinal Bellarmine (a senior member of the sacred college) wrote "I say that if a real proof be found that the sun is fixed and does not revolve round the earth, but the earth round the sun, then it will be necessary, very carefully, to proceed to the explanation of the passages of Scripture which appear to be contrary, and we should rather say that we have misunderstood these than pronounce that to be false which is demonstrated."

      So it is true that a literal interpretation of the Bible was the preferred interpretation at the time, but it's not true that the Bible was placed above scientific observation, nor is it true that that was the problem Galileo ran into. Rather, Galileo's problem was that he behaved as a stereotypical crank scientist and so was taken to be one.

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    43. Re:People still believe that? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Documentaries are notorious for bad science. I have seen all too many of them that focuses on a researcher testing a theory - finding positive results and then declaring it a victorious discovery.
      The reality of science is never that simple and good scientists NEVER try to prove their theories. They try to DISPROVE their theories - and only consistent failure by themselves and other scientists to do so gives their theories credence.
      The kind of "science" you see in documentaries are at best views on interesting research being done - they are far from establishing any useful facts.

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    44. Re:People still believe that? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      There are just people who won't let go and I'm just not sure it's helpful that there are these "in between" people who keep saying "there's no conflict between the two." That's crap.

      That statement shows a fairly shallow understanding of religious thought. Most of the intelligently religious I know cede the physical plane to science. How, pray tell, would you apply science to say law, love, justice, literature, art, or a very large number of other subjects I could list.

      I'm atheist and I certainly don't speak of those things using scientific jargon. There are areas that are not the concern of science, ethics for one. Science is the concern of ethics, ethics is not the concern of science. Same with religion, the fields break.

    45. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1
    46. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This! This! That's what it always bothered me about religion: it's literal? OK, then bring the whole thing about not cutting your hair and nails, beating your woman/daughter if she misbehaves, and the rest of the misoginistic & archaic beliefs. Oh, it's not exactly like that? But it's in the Bible! Well, then I guess it's metaphorical, isn't it? Problem is that being the latter, then is ambiguos since the same text can mean wildly different things to different people.

    47. Re:People still believe that? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is true... I found out about that one even later.

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    48. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      I call bull.

      For Christianity specifically, Jesus references a literal Noah. This isn't "in the story of Noah", this is the supposed words of Jesus talking about a literal event.

      Paul's theology depends on Adam. The story of the fall is referenced just as literally as Jesus's death.

      Even if you had a good way of splitting the Bible up into story and fact(which no Bible scholar has ever put forth outside of archeology, which says it's almost all story or very over exagerated historical fiction), these passages say you can't discount a literal Noah and Adam without discounting Paul and the Gospels. Without Paul and the gospels, there's pretty much nothing left in Christianity.

      In this case, the fundamentalists know what is at stake. They are right in trying to defend the indefensible, because without it Christianity loses all meaning.

      For more reading, I recommend Spong's Why Christianity Must Change or Die for a Bishops point of view, or The Christian Delusion: Why Faith Fails for people who came out non-Christian at the end. They both say the same thing about the evidence.

      I was a Christian for 25 years. I am no longer, largely because looking into this issue led me deep into biblical criticism, in which well supported scholarship and archeology say a VERY different thing about the Bible than what you've heard.

      See also The Bible Unearthed, Who Wrote the Bible and Cutting Jesus Down to Size: What Higher Criticism Has Achieved and Where It Leaves Christianity

      Or just click around wikipedia for a while if you don't trust my choice of books. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorship_of_the_Bible

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    49. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      , and suddenly around age 60 they almost desperately want to tell anyone who can't run away fast enough all about their ulcers and hemorrhoids and operations. I would guess in .eu they don't do that, or at least their old people do it less than even our young people.

      Their sitcoms, for example, must be wildly different than ours.

      Actually old people are the same here, the sitcoms are not too different but are funnier, because they can make more sexual references.
      Go and watch coupling if you can, best Britcom ever, also Green Wing is highly recommendable.

    50. Re:People still believe that? by shilly · · Score: 2

      Tanakh on Slashdot! Who'd've thunk it?

      I think this is spot on, and every one but the black hats would agree with you.

    51. Re:People still believe that? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I think the main point of it was suggesting that the bible was to be taken mostly metaphorically and we should just see the message underneath and live it. Which is pretty much what I think religion is meant to be.

      Which sucks, because:

      a) No religious text I'm aware of is remotely near morally perfect.
      b) Even if we thought it was, its immutability means that we can't improve on it if we decide to change our morality in the light of new information, which we get all the time.

    52. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      we took your religious nutters, took one for the team.

      Only those we did not burn upfront :-)

    53. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You blew her up! Damn you all to hell!

    54. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They think logically and critically except for that bounded region they call religion which they will not cross.

      OK, but how many do the same with science? For instance, if we accept the Big Bang Theory as true, why doesn't it radiate out from a single source? I've heard the observed result being described akin to "like raisins in a loaf of raisin bread moving apart as the bread grows in size".
      There's probably an answer to that, but is it known by the people who blindly accept the Big Bang Theory as fact?

      Good science is that you should always view the evidence before making a conclusion. Read the science, read the bible, then make up your own mind.

    55. Re:People still believe that? by Superken7 · · Score: 1

      Just to add evidence to what you just said, this is what the pope had to say to the young catholics just a few days ago in Madrid:

      "There are many that, believing they are god, gods, think they have no need for any roots or foundations other than themselves, they would like to decide for themselves what is true or isn't, what is right and wrong, what's just and unjust, decide who deserves to live and who can be sacrificed for other preferences, taking a step in the direction of chance, without a fixed path, allowing themselves to be taken by the pulse of each moment, these temptations are always there, it's important not to succumb to them,"

      and

      "Above all,seek the Truth,which is not an idea or an ideology or a slogan,but a person:Christ,God himself,who has come into our midst!"

      If that isn't being brainwashed, which is very close to saying "We tell you what is truth and what isn't" and they even insist that their church is equal to god (also said by the pope), I don't know what it is.

      And now imagine thousands of people applauding those words. I find it a bit scary, honestly.

    56. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I didn't think that people still believed that most Christians take it literally. Until I started reading all the stereotypical, anti-religious rants on
      Slashdot.

    57. Re:People still believe that? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      For Christianity specifically, Jesus references a literal Noah

      No, he didn't. Or at least, your reference doesn't prove that he did. The quoted verse says:

      For [a]the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,

      While he namechecks Noah he could have just as easily been referring to pop culture of the time. Suppose he'd said:

      For [a]the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Jack Sparrow. For as in those days before the battle, there were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day the Black Pearl returned,

      Had he said the latter, he'd be making a reference to a popular story that the majority of the audience would be likely to understand. That doesn't mean that he's endorsing the literal existence of the characters. It just means he's a good teacher.

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    58. Re:People still believe that? by gilleain · · Score: 1

      , and suddenly around age 60 they almost desperately want to tell anyone who can't run away fast enough all about their ulcers and hemorrhoids and operations. I would guess in .eu they don't do that, or at least their old people do it less than even our young people.

      Their sitcoms, for example, must be wildly different than ours.

      Actually old people are the same here, the sitcoms are not too different but are funnier, because they can make more sexual references. Go and watch coupling if you can, best Britcom ever, also Green Wing is highly recommendable.

      COUPLING?! Are you mad? That was like a bad Friends! Green Wing was okay, but again it's just a British Scrubs, I would say. Spaced, now, _that's_ good comedy. Or Black Books.

    59. Re:People still believe that? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The Bible was written about 400bc in the babylonian exile

      The Bible was written over a period of 1500 years and cover periods before, during, and after the exile. The entire New Testament (about 40% of the Bible) was written AFTER Jesus lived, from about 50-95AD.

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    60. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that this is a technology and science site, it surprises me that no one has commented on the relationship between taking the Bible literally and technology. The historical fact is that in Jesus' time, people did not expect the writers of the books of the Bible to get it right word-for-word. They didn't have tape recorders and video, so people understood that when you read or heard about this new preacher Jesus, you were being told the _meaning_ of what he said, not the exact words.

      It was also understood in those times that the exact details of a story would change, or that separate stories would be compressed into one, or that the teller would fill in unknown details with the most probably details. Again, this was accepted practice because they didn't have recording devices. People stived to convey the same meaning as they retold the story, but understood that it might not be literally accurate.

      A modern example: I wrote an article about my experiences illegal drag racing in Philadelphia in the 80's (Front Street, anyone?). I took the events of about eight nights, and compressed them into one night in the article. I quoted my friends and aquaintances as closely as I remember, and where my memory failed me, I substituted words that, based on my intimate knowledge of the person, that person would have used. Everything in that article happened, just not on the same night. Most of the dialog was word-for-word, but some was filled in with words that I know "fit" the speaker. The meaning and message were the same as if I had presented the events over the course of those eight or nine nights, but, the presentation was streamlined. This made it easier to read, more engaging, and more memorable. Standard practice in "New Journalism" magazine writing. And also standard practice for writers in the time of Jesus.

    61. Re:People still believe that? by Superken7 · · Score: 1

      While some of the terms you cite are a bit abstract (what truth exactly do you want to know about law?) you can totally apply science to know more about love, literature, and art.
      For example, why we use those concepts while other animals don't, or which parts of the brain are responsible for them, and how they work in our mind. There are a lot of published works on that subject.

      Science merely aims to uncover the truth about what things really are, how and why they exist that way. Of course, all based on experience, evidence and in a repeatable, verifiable way.

      I think many people don't get that it is possible to believe while knowing that there is (or may be) no god. Just because they follow scripture as a way of life of how they should act morally. However, I don't really consider that a religion, which usually implies some sort of god with supernatural powers.

    62. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are just people who won't let go... "

      That is like 95% of the population of USA, perhaps the world. We have a long way to go before people take off the blinders of religion and think for themselves.

      I would like to see the creation of a Centrist party with Atheism as one of it core beliefs, but this will not come to pass for a long time. I am sickened when ever I see people like Perry and Bachman out talking about Faith based anything.

    63. Re:People still believe that? by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      It's very important to the fundamentalist evangelical crowd represented by people like Al Mohler, John Hagee, and Tim LaHaye. The "logic" works like this: Because of the fall from grace in the Garden of Eden, mankind became tainted with Original Sin. Jesus came to save mankind from this taint. If there was no Original Sin, then there is no need for Jesus. Therefore, the story of the Garden of Eden -- and the rest of the Bible -- MUST be literally true. Now see, it's perfectly clear.

    64. Re:People still believe that? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The literal name of the place: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yam_Suph

      The names of places change over the years.

      New York City used to be called New Amsterdam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam
      And that's like only 400 years ago.

      A lot of clueless people go about saying stuff in the Bible is false or has to be metaphor.

      Sure there are some mistakes, plenty of metaphor and plenty of inconvenient unpleasantness. But if you bother to use your brains and take the time, there's enough truth that should give some pause. People like to criticize the Bible for having bits of slavery (but not notice there aren't that many penalties for a slave that runs away heck there's even Deuteronomy 23:15). Guess what those are laws dealing with the imperfect world when things fail.

      Lastly, there's not much difference genetically between the Jews, the other Semites and the rest of the world. But the Jews sure have a lot more Nobel prizewinners per capita. So that "pack of lies" has made some difference in their lives hasn't it?

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    65. Re:People still believe that? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      How, pray tell, would you apply science to say law, love, justice, literature, art, or a very large number of other subjects I could list.

      How would you apply religion to it in a way which would be more useful than philosophy and humanism?

    66. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Yes. Just not amoung your fundamentalist american christians who are (worldwide) a minority.

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    67. Re:People still believe that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the latter. It's a guideline. It's to be seen in context and in its entirety. It's fun to quip back and forth with self proclaimed bible experts, throwing quotations of the book at each other 'til he finally goes into a "but that's taken out of context" hissy fit (Matthew 19:14 works great for that if used in combination with the pedo accusations all over the globe). Not realizing that they're doing just that: Taking a line from the book without even seeing that they're not even close to understanding what it means.

      Ephraim Kishon had a wonderful story (which promptly got him a reprimand from some important jewish group) in relation to a story he wrote about a game show where people were tasked with quoting the bible. He made up in his story a game show where people are required to quote the phone book and they all were flawless, but failed at the task of actually making a phone call.

      I guess the rabbis understood what he wanted to say with the story. And I actually fear he was quite dead on.

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    68. Re:People still believe that? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      And by "lately" you mean "for the last two hundred years".

    69. Re:People still believe that? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      How, pray tell, would you apply science to say law, love, justice, literature, art, or a very large number of other subjects I could list.

      Speaking for myself, I would say in the context of how the human mind has evolved along with its current social structures, and the underlying reasons we find things to be creative, or "art". But then, beyond being just an atheist, I am not sure such concepts as the human spirit, or the self, are accurate models of what a human mind is.

    70. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the words of Cain after slaying his brother pretty well put lie to that notion:

      Cain said to the LORD, “My punishment is too great to bear! 14 Behold, You have (Q)driven me this day from the face of the ground; and from Your face I will be hidden, and (R)I will be a vagrant and a wanderer on the earth, and (S)whoever finds me will kill me.”

      Gen 4:13

      If Adam and Eve were all there was, then who is he afraid of?

    71. Re:People still believe that? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      2 points:
      Is that what they were teaching(which is what i asked)? I have yet to find a preacher or religous studies teacher admitting the flaws in their source material that rely upon you the reader exercising your own judgement.
      Where they will admit flaws they usually* say that you should then follow their interpretation and only their interpretation.
      Now all that said I have come across religous scholars who would admit the flaws and preach interpretation as you and I seem to, but these were either Atheists themselves or they subscribed to a different religion.
      But that's my experience I'm interested if others have a different experience of religous believers, not of those of us who try and understand them.

      *actually always IME

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    72. Re:People still believe that? by babblefrog · · Score: 1

      I strongly disagree with this. Ethics, law, love, justice don't appear out of thin air. I bet evolutionary biology and cognitive science will have a lot to say about these issues.

    73. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isaiah 55:8-9"For my thoughts are not your thoughts,neither are your ways My ways," declares the LORD. "As the heavens are higher than the earth,so are My ways higher than your ways and My thoughts than your thoughts."

    74. Re:People still believe that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, priests and religious people in Europe are usually (usually, even we have our share of loonies) quite level headed. They know that there are parts in the bible that don't apply anymore, that don't make sense if taken literally or that are supposed to teach a concept or an idea rather than being taken literally. Take Matt 5:13-16. Ya know the "salt/light of the earth" part. How do you want to take that literally? Do you know what salt does to the earth? It makes sure that nothing will grow there anymore. If Jesus meant that literally, he would have said that we're actually the scourge of the Earth, destroying it and making it infertile. It cannot be taken literally.

      It has to be understood in the context of the time, a time where salt was valuable and treasured. In a time without refrigeration, to a tribe in the desert salt was the key to preservation, to keep meat from spoiling, a truly rare and precious resource that made life and existence possible. But also this salt has to do what is expected from it, because if it lost its ability to do this, it would be thrown away.

      People understood well what he meant with those words, back then. Consider, Jesus preached to illiterates, farmer hands, shepherds, vagrants, he didn't preach to kings and scholars. These words made sense to the common man back then, they understood what he said. He had to use metaphors so people could grasp the concepts he wanted to tell. Only that way it would make sense.

      Taking the bible literally is, IMO, quite pointless. And, bluntly, I honestly never really got the idea myself because it is ludicrously impossible.

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    75. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Actually, as sibling poster points out, Jesus was most likely referencing common culture. As was Paul. The non-literal truths contained in the stories of Adam/Noah, are important in understanding the concepts Paul was putting across. If Adam/Noah existed or didn't exist, the meaning remains unchanged.

      I am aware of the views on the authorship of the bible. I am a lot more aware of these things than you think. There are some theological problems with literal interpretations of a lot of the bible, and these debates far predate darwin. I think Augustine was around 400BC, and he first proposed (and later rejected) a non-literal interpretation of Genesis. I have read a lot on these matters and draw my own conclusions from the evidence presented. But your view of Christianity is certainly not representative outside of America.

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    76. Re:People still believe that? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      New York City used to be called New Amsterdam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam

      Why they changed it, I can't say
      People just liked it better that way.

    77. Re:People still believe that? by brit74 · · Score: 1

      Lots of people literally believe it. About 44 to 47 percent of Americans agree with the statement that "God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so." Source: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2680/nearly-half-the-u-s-population-believes-the-earth-is-less-than-10-000-years-old.

      And, there's good reason to suppose the Genesis story was meant to be read literally. For example, if you look in the New Testament, you'll find a list of Jesus' ancestry leading back to Adam. This leads to a tension in Christianity between people who know science well enough to know that it isn't true (and suggest that it should be read metaphorically, despite the evidence in the Bible that it's supposed to be read literally) and the people who either don't know the scientific evidence or use dubious explanations to explain-away the gap between science and a literal Genesis.

    78. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a good reason to distrust abstraction. It isn't based on reality. Or to paraphrase JPL, just because you can come up with a formula to describe something doesn't mean that's what's happening. Abstraction.

      Who is JPL? What about mistrust for allegories? The parent talked about the part of the population which have the problem with those things. Admit it, you philosophically analytical Americans just don't like philosophically post-modernistic French literature. ;)

    79. Re:People still believe that? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      > Most of the intelligently religious I know cede the physical plane to science.

      That is not indicative of actual intelligence. At least the fundamentalist is logically consistent.

    80. Re:People still believe that? by khallow · · Score: 1

      How, pray tell, would you apply science to say law, love, justice, literature, art, or a very large number of other subjects I could list.

      The internet is a good place to look for that sort of thing. Science is indeed applied to these things. Law and justice are obvious ones in the formal rules for criminal cases, very methodical and consistent in establishing innocence or degree of guilt. Also there are vast number of tools for establishing evidence at a crime scene. And science enables one to establish facts about people and places that would have been science fiction a couple of generations ago.

      Love has a very interesting biological aspect to it. It's worth noting that humans have biological functions which frequently don't respect our conscious desires. For example, there's a well-known distinction between infatuation and traditional love yet the two are often confused. A knowledge of biology and evolution, especially as applied to human behavior, can help you understand why you feel what you do.

      Science approaches literature from an odd angle. It can establish degree of plagiarism and the size of an author's writing vocabulary. It's also worth noting that modern computer technology provides tools for reading literature entered into a computer.

      Art has well known connections to science. For example, there are sophisticated ways to preserve artwork. Sometimes artwork covers other art and science sometimes provides a way to reveal the hidden artwork without destroying the other.

      The point here is that if you listed half a dozen random common nouns, you would most likely be able to find a scientific application or activity related in some way to the word. It's just that science is a flexible tool which has been used for a rather long time by a lot of people.

      As to ethics, I think it makes a poor choice for claiming that it isn't the concern of science. First, if you anything risky or which has a measurable change on human society, you are doing something which has ramifications that you probably should consider ethically. It is a natural part of much scientific inquiry. Also the fact that ethics is used so commonly to deal with real world situations, then that lends it to a scientific treatment that a more abstract philosophy might repel.

    81. Re:People still believe that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

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    82. Re:People still believe that? by khallow · · Score: 1

      As to scientific treatment of ethics, consider the following dilemma. You are a firefighter in full protective gear (including oxygen and a mask) in a smoke filled building. You have only a limited time before whoever is in this building dies of smoke suffocation. You don't know the layout of the building, where the people are, or how many, if any, there are. What do you do?

      The first breakthrough here is the realization that any delay can cost lives and there's going to be a lot of these sorts of fires. If you pause to think about this problem every time you enter a building, then eventually people will die that you could have saved. The second thing is to realize that you too are in danger from this situation. Stopping to think about it could cost your life as well.

      I'll stop the speculation at this point since I do not have fire fighting experience. The point here is that you have a repeating ethical dilemma with severe physical and time constraints from a real world scenario. The solution to this sort of thing is proper training. The faster the firefighter makes rational and "safe" decisions, the more lives he saves while protecting his own. There's also a tradeoff between more risk to himself and more people he could save.

      It becomes by necessity a scientific problem as well as an ethical one. The two cannot be separated.

    83. Re:People still believe that? by martyros · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued, how did they suggest you choose which should be taken as metaphors and as fact/instructions?

      First of all, the purpose of the Genesis account was not to teach biology or astrophysics. The purpose of the Genesis account was to give people an idea of where we came from and what we're here for. The answers Genesis gives: God made everything, he made it to be good ("...and it was good" is repeated several times in the first chapter), and he made humans in his image, to rule over it and take care of it.

      Consider the competing mythology by the Babylonians: the earth was made when the god Marduk defeated an enemy by ripping them in half. The two halves of the body became the ground. Men were created when some drops of blood from another god being killed fell to the ground, and started moving around and had life. Then later, after humans had grown in number, the gods noticed and said, "Hey look, these guys will come in handy to be our slaves." Now, what does that story tell you about where the world came from, and what humans are here for?

      Secondly, the account itself actually fits very nicely with the scientific account if you take it as a vision seen by someone standing on the surface of the planet. To wit:

      In the beginning, the Big Bang. Energy coalesced into particles, particles into matter, matter into bodies of planets and proto-stars. Earth was just a mass of chemicals, with a molten iron core, covered with an unusual amount of organic compounds, probably liquid because the sun hadn't ignited yet.

      In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and empty, and darkness covered the deep waters. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters.

      Eventually the sun ignited, and cast light on the earth. An observer standing on the earth would see the light, but would not yet see the sun itself, because the atmosphere would not be clear enough to do so; it wouldn't even be clear enough to see very far in front of you.

      Then God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God saw that the light was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day" and the darkness "night."

      Eventually the atmosphere developed enough that it became clear, and clouds rose up away from the seas, to the sky. They still covered the sky completely, but now you could actually see in front of you. Somewhere in here life began as single-celled organisms.

      Then God said, “Let there be a space between the waters, to separate the waters of the heavens from the waters of the earth.” And that is what happened. God made this space to separate the waters of the earth from the waters of the heavens. God called the space “sky.”

      Shifts in tectonic plates eventually form continental land masses. The life that was in the waters adapted to the land, and began to grow into more complex things like vegetation.

      Then God said, “Let the waters beneath the sky flow together into one place, so dry ground may appear.” And that is what happened. God called the dry ground “land” and the waters “seas.” And God saw that it was good. Then God said, “Let the land sprout with vegetation—every sort of seed-bearing plant, and trees that grow seed-bearing fruit. These seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came.” And that is what happened. The land produced vegetation—all sorts of seed-bearing plants, and trees with seed-bearing fruit. Their seeds produced plants and trees of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.

      Finally, the atmosphere develops enough that the clouds part; for the first time, an observer standing on the surface of the planet can see the moon, sky, and stars.

      Then God said, “Let lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. Let them mark

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    84. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      The greek gives no hints that this is the case. Still, if early writings showed people at the time unambiguously knew Noah was literary, you might have a point. However, that is not the case.

      Especially as one of those reference is in Luke, and Luke listed Noah *in his genealogy of Jesus*. (Luke 3:36).

      In 1st Peter, Jesus is referenced as going to preach to the spirits of people who died in the time of Noah.

      I could go on with other reference (remember the "faith" chapter(Hebrews 11), and 2nd Peter references Noah again), but I think the point has been made.

      Clearly, it was not unanimous understood in the time period that Noah was a literary figure. As such, If Jesus wanted to communicate clearly he would have referenced it "as in the story of Noah" or similar.

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    85. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I personally dont think the "7 days" is super relevant, and think that whatever your belief is on THAT is of peripheral importance (even if you think the earth is 3300 years old, or 99googol years old, it has very little import on every day life-- though there are implications for the sincerity of your confession); but if you disregard the whole "2 representatives of the human race falling" thing, it pretty much makes the whole NT crumble.

      Its rather hard to read Romans and then say "yea, humanity's fall was symbolic and representative of the potential for evil in all of us", and is then impossible to reconcile that with the need for a messiah.

      Honestly though, go on worrying about whether people believe the earth is 6000 years old, nevermind that most people have no understanding of politics. The age of the earth is so much more relevant.

    86. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Why is a president who claims to be christian, but then publicly renounces the church he attended for years, and then continues to attend a new church somehow more intellectually honest?

      Care to explain that for me?

    87. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      I replied to the "sister comment" on why the "common culture" view is untenable. Please reply there if you wish to talk about that topic more.

      I know fundamentalism is not the only view of Christianity, but I've yet to encounter another theistic version of Christianity that makes sense. It is clear that the bible is full of falsehoods. It is fairly clear from Church history that God is incompetent or non-existant. It is fairly clear from infinite sharding of Christianity into smaller groups with different beliefs(that has caused much great bloodshed over the years) that there is no good way of discovering the "correct" doctrines.

      I've read Marcus Borg and Spong on post-theism Christianity, but it doesn't really have much to recommend it.

      So, where do I go to find the "correct" view of Christianity? Because from the hundreds of books I've read, nobody can agree how to do that.

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    88. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      According to Karen Armstrong's book "The Case For God", taking religious stories literally is a pretty new development. She reckons that right back into prehistory, people understood that creation myths were just that -- myths

      According to CS Lewis, who had among his qualifications a triple first in Greats, English, and Latin literature, as well as being a professor in Medieval Literature, such kinds of "historical fiction" as we have today were nonexistent in those times. He is not denying the existence of legends, but I do not have his exact words in front of me and I do not want to risk misquoting him.

      I suppose one could read each of these two positions, and judge for themselves who is better qualified to make them.

    89. Re:People still believe that? by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      ...The 6-day creation account is "true" as an explanation of the moral order of the universe

      What did you mean by this?

    90. Re:People still believe that? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "...modern American anti-intellectual fundamentalism, while more noticeable to Americans, is neither the American nor the worldwide Christian norm"

      One of the reasons for the misperception of how widespread this isn't, is deliberate: the secular Left and the media (also generally left-ish) find it...useful...to portray any churchgoer, any admitted Christian, as a fringe looney. It suits both their image of religion and, conveniently, their politics.

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    91. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The Bible was written about 400bc in the babylonian exile, which basically fortified the one god believe in israel

      Im not sure what you mean by "written", but the import of your words is incorrect. David was king of Israel arojnd 1000 bc, and is credited with authorship of a large number of the psalms; his son Solomon with Song of Solomon and other books, etc. Job is commonly believed to have been written well prior to David's reign. The "book of the law", aka the Torah, predates David by about a thousand years.

      Heck, a number of the "prophetic writings" refer to future invasions by the babylonians and assyrians, which happened well before 400bc; they could hardly ever have been credited with being prophetic if they were not written before the invasions, and would never have been relevant if written several hundred years later.

      It really bothers me to see such blatant inaccuracies posted, and then subsequently modded up as if real truthful information had been communicated; if you dont know what you are talking about please refrain from posting inaccuracies.

    92. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the weakness of the mind of the religious.

      Never underestimate the closemindedness of one who opposes religion. Basically everything OP said is grossly inaccurate (the Torah is more than a thousand years older than 400bc) and out of line with what any scholar would say. He then has the temerity to accuse BELIEVERS of speaking without knowing the historical belief, and you then had the gall to congratulate him for his brazen foolishness.

      The mind boggles at how throughout all this you two get modded up by yet more people who have no inkling of what was happening in Israel at 700BC, or why it is impossible for the OT to have been "written" in 400bc"

    93. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      The point you have missed is theological. If Noah existed or not, is not relevant. Theologically speaking, Jesus had "laid aside" his godhood(and therefore knowledge of the precise workings of the universe). Thus, apart from the spiritual truths he knew, he operated within the framework and understanding of the time. To do otherwise introduces theological issues, and would have alienated him completely (who of that time would believe such things? Without a lifetime of information, evolution, for example is a pretty strange concept.), which would be contrary to his goal. To think Jesus came to earth to correct science is ridiculous in the extreme. He had no time to do that.

      Additionally, even if he had referenced it as the "story of noah", the people recording what he said would have missed it because they did not understand. Everything must be taken in context, and that includes the context of the authors, recording the events (by all accounts) after the death of Jesus. I have linked to this before, but this (pdf) is an interesting take on what that means for christians.

      You may or may not agree, but this is very close to the commonly held view in most mainstream "old" churches I have come across. The new ones tend to be offshoots of the blasted american evangelists who travel the world trying to make money off the poor, and thus beliefs vary wildly..

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    94. Re:People still believe that? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Actually, writings that attempt to recast old religious text as just happy-go-luck "metaphorical guides to a good life" (such as Armstrong's) are the new development.

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    95. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      No, I haven't "missed' that point, it just makes no sense. If Jesus affirmed a falsehood, even if intentionally, how do we tell what is true and what is not?

      If he didn't have time to "correct science", couldn't he have said "don't torture and kill people because their theology is slightly different that yours"? There's SO many simple things Jesus could have said that would have stopped things like the 30 Years War, Inquisition, etc.

      Just teaching basic hygiene would have saved innumerable lives over the past centuries. The Talmud commands washing hands before meals a few hundred years later, but Jesus didn't tell people that was important. In fact, in Mark he says the opposite.

      Jesus could have said that all races, sexes, and genders are equal and owning people is wrong, but he didn't.

      He was a totally unremarkable preacher for the time, expect he tells us we can only come to god through him. No evidence is offered to us, except the gospels which are full of falsehoods (like the one under discussion), have mutually contradictory stories and crazy events we're sure didn't happen(like zombie apocalypses). If he wanted me to accept him, all he would have to do is give some way I could know he is the true god and Vishnu is not. Unfortunately, he failed even at that.

      Jesus was (at best) a failed apocalyptic preacher and nothing more.

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    96. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Again, you're not looking at context. There are certain things he could have said, but may not have been remembered, or not recorded. There are things he implied that Paul put more clearly (like before God there is no slave nor freeman).

      You seem to forget that the life of Jesus and his sayings were recorded from the memories of the witnesses, and not verbatim. Thus do you think someone would remember Jesus telling them to wash their hands more or less than a story about a farmer? The point is Jesus worked with what he had to achieve a remarkable goal.

      With respect, you don't seem to make sense. In one sentence you want Jesus's minor utterances to be recorded and change the world, and later you complain that the evidence isn't enough and he was a minor apocolyptic preacher in which case his utterances wouldn't have changed the world. You can't logically make both arguments; you have to choose one.

      Jesus gave ways to tell he was God, but since you don't accept them, they can't work. With respect to the mutually contradicting gospels, that is hardly the majority of the testamony in them, and I suggest you look at the link I posted.

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    97. Re:People still believe that? by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      In this case, Genesis as a mythic creation account is an explanation of why the world doesn't seem to be fair, why bad things happen to good people, and why there is still hope.

      Bullshit

      Sad to tell you this because you seem so reasonable, but how is the biblical creation myth an explanation of such things? It's easy to say that it is an methaphor, but it seems impossible to apply it to the real world. Animal Farm is an allegory of the Soviet Union, Adam and Eve in the Eden are an allegory of failing to understand the natural course of the world, deem it dirty, then blame it on us for the crime of falling short of absolute obedience.

      The Eden story is nothing but the first in a long collection of scare tales meant to promote self loathing and alliance to the authority.

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    98. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      The Christian view of the universe puts God on top, but Man above all the other creatures. Humans are _worth_ more than animals. Creation in Genesis explains it, in the same way that the- Greek, I think?- myth of the sun god driving across the sky explained to Greeks the movement of the sun in the sky. It wasn't a "true" explanation in terms of orbits, but it gave them some kind of handle to wrestle with the problem.

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    99. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      Not the best start to your comments, but I take your meaning. The long answer is to familiarize yourself with textual criticism from Origen to Derrida, who were generally wrong-headed but meant well and had some exceptionally useful ideas.

      The *short* answer is that there is One And Only One Meaning to Genesis like there is One And Only One Meaning to, say, possession of manuals that appear to be describing criminal activities. I have heard, for example, rabid post-Catholic atheists explain at length about Genesis as the foundation of a cult meant to instill fear. I have also heard explanations- just as sincerely meant- that Genesis is the beautiful mythopoetic basis for a religion that radically reformed ideas about slavery and debt in a pre-industrial world. The difference isn't in the text, but the reader. Which isn't to say that you're full of fear- it's that your experiences suggest to you that the text is used in that way. I've had friends whose experiences were of bigoted, vicious dogs in human form who used the Bible as an excuse to treat their fellow man like an animal. I've had other friends who grew up with the Bible used to instruct them in peace and love.

      No story is "nothing but" anything.

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    100. Re:People still believe that? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      The 6-day creation account is "true" as an explanation of the moral order of the universe, no matter how long it took to make the universe. And, of course, it's "true" as a reminder of the ultimate spiritual authority.

      I don't think that word means what you think it means. :)

      If the world was not actually created as described in Genesis, then the account is false. It is not "true" as an explanation of anything. You may draw certain conclusions from reading that account, and those conclusions may or may not be true, but it is certainly not valid to draw those conclusions based on the false account. If they are true, it's for some other reason. They are not true because of the false account given in Genesis, and therefore that account is not a "true" explanation of why they are true.

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    101. Re:People still believe that? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Heh, well, thanks then. Around here in Germany "synod" only refers to an organizational unit, as in "Evangelische Landessynode Bayern" - been raised in that one, and they are as liberal as it gets. Literalists would get the boot faster than you can say "heresy". How anyone can manage to twist Luther's "sola scriptura" into literalism is beyond me. That was never his point. I mean, there are enough points to dislike Luther - just look at his comments about the Peasant's War and his antisemitism - but to hear "lutheran" in one sentence with "literalism" baffles me. You really took one for the team, guys. When it gets to hard, I am taking in refugees - fridge is stocked with bavarian beer and I got two large sofas in the living room. I do a wicked pork roast, too, so, hop on over if you cannae take it any more ;)

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    102. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm intrigued, how did they suggest you choose which should be taken as metaphors and as fact/instructions?

      There is probably an evolving set of criteria.

    103. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's much older. The Catolic vulgate and it's interpretation already were a problem for people like Galileo.

      Unless you yourself are a Roman Catholic, "Catholic dogma" and "the Bible" aren't the same thing. The Roman Catholic Church co-opted the work of certain "virtuous pagan" philosophers (notably Aristotle in this case) that seemed to mesh well with their other beliefs they held. Aristotle's view of a geocentric universe meshed well with the Church's view of humanity being of supreme importance to Jehovah, and they ran with it.

      But I don't see why these evangelical scientists have a problem with not taking everything in the Bible literally. The evangelicals I know have been taught from a young age that the Bible is the Truth and any scientific evidence that contradicts it,

      "Truth" and "fact" are not the same thing. A work of fiction can be "true" and "speak to you" just as statistics can be used to lie. The only people who insist that "truth" and "fact" are synonyms are, by definition, fundamentalists (whatever their creed).

    104. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what has always amazed me is how the sequence of creation is almost true. earth formed-> light and dark separated (probably introducing rotation of the earth, maybe asteroid impact that created the moon?) -> seas and dry land organized (tides established, necessary for transition of aqueous life to terrestrial) -> plants (plant life probably did come first, after bacteria (which they would have no way of comprehending bacteria) -> animals -> humans.

      now, most explanations of "days" that i've heard (from both young and old) involve some kind of time dilation, eg. "god's days are different from ours..."

      speaking in terms of evolution if you count us separate from animals we the latest development, counting (semi)rational thought and the capability for long term storage of information.

      so, taking the creation story for what it was, a campfire tale of how we got here, i'd say they did pretty well. of course there are some startling omissions (ice ages, dinosaurs, etc.) but we *are* talking about the written history of a nomadic tribe.

      i'm still trying to figure out the adam and eve thing. I don't think that they were alone in the world when they were kicked out of the garden because their descendants go off to other tribes.

    105. Re:People still believe that? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. While it's true that most of the candidates who pimp Christ do so out of the most self-serving reasons instead of sincere insanity, but I'm pretty convinced that at least a few of them, including the one who just won the Iowa Straw Poll, is truly a pants-pooping insane person. You only need to look at the sodium vapor glow in her eyes to know what I mean.

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    106. Re:People still believe that? by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      He got in trouble for insisting that the Copernican Model was true. He was asked to back away from his absolutist language on the motions of the planets, and when he didn't his troubles began. The Church at the time had no problem with Galileo publishing his theory, but they had a serious problem with him insisting that he had overturned the Ptolemaic Model.

      Indeed. Copernicus was allowed to publish De revolutionibus orbium coelestium because he explicitly emphasized that his model was only a model to make certain calculations simpler.

    107. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      You've hit the nail on the head; we disagree on the meaning of "truth," which is why I surrounded it in quotes. You, evidently, have a modernist interpretation on truth as, roughly, "statements which correspond to physical fact," yes? But the Mona Lisa- it is a painting, a no doubt inaccurate painting, or possibly a painting of a woman that never existed. Nevertheless, it is _true_. It communicates things to the viewer despite not being factually accurate. Or, if you prefer, Michelangelo's David, which is ludicrously misproportioned in order to convey a human figure that seems correct to the human eye. Or the Lord of the Rings, which is both utter fiction and in possession of tremendously valuable truths about the human condition, evil, etc.

      In the same way, the Bible is thoroughly true, despite disagreements with commonly accepted understanding of the nature of the physical universe.

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    108. Re:People still believe that? by Patrick_Champion · · Score: 1

      "I didn't think people still believed it LITERALLY, this is news to me."

      You obviously have never set foot in a church - at least one that didn't belong to the Unitarian Universalist, or perhaps some of the parishes of the United Presbyterian, Anglican , Lutheran, or Church of Christ denominations. Most of the denominations believe in literal interpretation with the caveat that certain phrases in the Bible are understood as figures of speech. For example, in the Psalms, when it the text mentions God protecting Israel under the pinions of His wings, it is not saying that God is a big chicken but it is understood that God is protecting Israel just like a mother hen protects it chicks.

      So the concept of no Adam basically is considered as Heresy with a capital H since that would make Jesus, Moses, and all the prophets to be liars since the entire old and new testament depend upon the concept of substitutionary atonement for original and individual sin. Therefore, in this case, the researches who call themselves "evangelical" are demonstrating their fundamental ignorance of the foundation of evangelicalism and Christianity in general.

      You really need to get out more. :-)

    109. Re:People still believe that? by Intropy · · Score: 1

      It's also possible to take certain stories in the Bible as true in a more literal sense if you stop reading into it things that aren't actually stated. A good example relevant to this article is creation. The Bible never claims the days are consecutive it merely lists them.

      1. light
      2. sky
      3. land, sea, and plant life
      4. stars, the sun, the moon, and the day/night cycle
      5. non-human animals
      6. man
      7. naps

      The only thing definitely out of place chronologically there is plant life. The jury's still out on 1 and 2. And consider Adam and Eve. The Bible says God made them, and there is an implication that they were the first humans. But that's about it. It doesn't say, for example, that God never made other humans. Indeed, it has their sons going out into the world and meeting wives and having children of their own without any explicit declaration of whether this is incestuous or they just met up with other groups of people.

      So what you end up with is a bunch of people fighting really hard about literally interpreting things their sacred book doesn't even say.

    110. Re:People still believe that? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Like I said: I don't think that word means what you think it means! Or to put it differently: I just looked up the word "true" in two different dictionaries, and neither of them included a meaning that matched the way you're using the word.

      The Lord of the Rings is not "true". It is a work of fiction. It may contain "realistic" or "lifelike" depictions of characters. It may reflect truths about the human condition. But the work, in and of itself, is not true.

      If you want to use that word to mean something different than most people do, that's your choice. Words are just symbols, and they can mean whatever we use them to mean. Just remember that your definition doesn't match any of the ways most people use it, and if you claim that "the Bible is true", many people will object, and they're completely right to do so.

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    111. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a common belief. There were developments in the 19th and 20th Cent that encouraged inerrancy. But it appears that a version of it goes back to shortly after the Reformation. As part of the conflict between Catholics and Protestants, Protestants felt compelled to use the Bible as an authority which could give clear, unambiguous answers, as an alternative to the claimed authority of Tradition. Otherwise they were open to the accusation "you're asking us to throw aware centuries of Christian thought because of your own personal opinions." Thus Scripture was seen as a reliable authority, whose most important truths were sufficiently clear that anyone who wasn't biased by preconceptions would be able to see.

      No one seemed to have considered my answer: Look at the text on its own terms to see what sort of thing it is. I don't think such an examination would lead to the fundamentalist answer. But when you're fighting for your lives, you are probably not in the best position to make balanced analyses.

    112. Re:People still believe that? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      God creates "light" first (1:3), and then notices day/night (1:4), but doesn't create the sun, moon and stars (1:16) until after the seas/Earth (1:9-10) and plant life (1:11-12).

      Then He creates water life and fowl (1:20) but uses whales (1:21) as an example of an animal that sprung forth from the water before any land animals ever existed.

      Then land animals (1:24-25) and finally humans (1:26...)

      So the Bible has, in order: light, day/night, sea, earth, plants, sun, moon, stars, water animals (incl. whales), fowl, land animals, man.

      Whereas the order we see is (I think): light, stars, sun, earth, day/night, sea, moon, plants, water animals (excl. whales), land animals, fowl, whales, man.

      Aside from getting the first and last entries right, the only elements that follow each other in order are day/night followed by sea. The rest ... doesn't look that much better than guesswork to me.

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    113. Re:People still believe that? by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Oh no, don't opt-out from this so soon. Saying that all stories have variable meaning based on the reading sounds nice but I still dare you to explain to me how the garden of Eden relates to reality. And I'm not going to invest days of my life to study a book which I'm sure also doesn't relate to reality and that ultimately you would dismiss any conclusions I draw from it as just "another interpretation".

      Please spare me the pain and tell me your own interpretation of how the story of the garden is supposed to be [true, as long as you're using "truth" carefully]

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    114. Re:People still believe that? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I was raised the same way. What I recall, however, was that there was a strong regression back into Fundamentalism during the 1990s, even in mainline and "left-wing" denominations. Fortunately, the pendulum seems to be swinging back the other way, with e.g. Rob Bell's "Love Wins" popularizing some of the more progressive theologies.

      The argument within the church is ancient, predating Darwin; in the 4th century, St. Augustine of Hippo wrote an entire treatise, De Genesi ad Litteram, arguing that Genesis should not be interpreted literally, and his commentary on the matter sounds like something from the 20th century, not 1600 years prior:

      If they find a Christian mistaken in a field which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods and on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason?

      So... it's gone back and forth over time, even as the science behind it has changed.

    115. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of how the gospels were produced, and how long it was from Jesus's death. The problem is they are just not believable, we don't know which books should have been canonized if any, etc. If that really was God's idea of the best way to give a message to his world, he's an idiot.

      There's a number of different ways Jesus and the Bible could be extraordinary, but they fail to be. That's not a flaw in my argument, it's just the nature of the myth of the culture you grew up in. It is clear to everyone in every other culture that there's nothing special about the myths of yours.

      Yes, I know of the excuses given for why things must be that way, but it is clear to 2/3 of the world that they are just that: excuses. If there was a way to know, the world would long ago have converged on the true religion.

      How can I tell the difference between Jesus, Vishnu, Osirus, Thor, etc? I can't, and it's not for lack of trying.

      I read your link. It is a poor rehashing of "Evidence that demands a verdict" and similar books. I've read both them and their critics, and their logic comes up quite short by comparison. To start with, the gospels are all anonymous and there is no good reason for believing eyewitness wrote the gospels.

      As to his "Coup de grace", he's a poor scholar. It is clear that the women fit Mark's narrative quite well.
      Quoting Ehrman on the issue, in a debate with William Lane Craig:

      I should point out, Paul never mentions the women at the tomb, only the later Gospels, Mark and following. But here the problem is one that's typical of much of Bill's position. His claim does not take seriously the nature of our sources. Anyone who's intimate with Mark's Gospel would have no difficulty at all seeing why, 35 years after the event, he or someone in his community might have invented the story. Mark's Gospel is filled with theological reflections on the meaning of the life of Jesus; this is Mark's Gospel. It's not a datasheet; it's a Gospel. It's a proclamation of the good news, as Mark saw it, of Christ's death and resurrection.

      One of Mark's overarching themes is that virtually no one during the ministry of Jesus could understand who he was. His family didn't understand. His townspeople didn't understand. The leaders of his own people didn't understand. Not even the disciples understood in Mark -- especially not the disciples! For Mark, only outsiders have an inkling of who Jesus was: the unnamed woman who anointed him, the centurion at the cross. Who understands at the end? Not the family of Jesus! Not the disciples! It's a group of previously unknown women. The women at the tomb fit in perfectly with Mark's literary purposes otherwise. So they can't simply be taken as some kind of objective historical statement of fact. They too neatly fit the literary agenda of the Gospel. The same can be said of Joseph of Arimathea. Anyone who cannot think why Christians might invent the idea that Jesus had a secret follower among the Jewish leaders is simply lacking in historical imagination.

      For more on why Christianity succeeding without a resurrection is not as improbable as people think see this or the book treatment linked from that page.

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    116. Re:People still believe that? by Roachie · · Score: 1

      Question:

      Do you believe that it could be possible, one day, for a dog to teach history at a university?

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    117. Re:People still believe that? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Atheism is not a belief. It is a refusal to believe. As most atheists like me see it, religion is a block and a distraction from real human progress. The more we fight pointless nonsense and award doctorate degrees in god mythology and all that, the less we have to enable our progress and growth as a species. There's a reason they called the dark ages "the dark ages" and it wasn't because they hadn't mastered electricity yet.

      Progress as been made in spite of religion, not because of it. And still today much fighting among human groups involves religion in one way or another. There's a really big picture and no one seems to be seeing it.

    118. Re:People still believe that? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      There have been and are societies without "god" as we generally accept it to be and yet they also have many of the same notions of right and wrong, the concept of marriage and all that including laws and more. These things like "morals" which are claimed to be owned and created by religion is little more than Microsoft-style "embrace and extend."

    119. Re:People still believe that? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Why is a president who claims to be christian, but then publicly renounces the church he attended for years, and then continues to attend a new church somehow more intellectually honest?

      So let me get this straight: You're saying that the fact that one guy changed churches means that it's all right for another guy to force schools to teach the Book of Genesis as scientific fact equal to Natural Selection?

      When you put it that way, I have to admit that I now understand that there is no end to the willingness of the political Right to buy into the most ridiculous nonsense just because having a black man in the White House makes them insane with rage.

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    120. Re:People still believe that? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "I didn't think people still believed it LITERALLY, this is news to me."

      The people who believe it literally know their religion better then those who do not.

      1 Corinthians 15:14 - "and if Christ be not risen, then our preaching is vain, and your faith is also vain."

      The bible clearly states if there was no adam, there was no disobedience, no disobedience no sin, no sin, no need for christ to redeem humanity, the whole of christianity vanishes once you mythologize genesis.

      Romans 5:12 -"Therefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so death passed onto all men, for all have sinned."

      The whole bible is centered around sin, disobedience and death. You mythologize adam and eve you take away the foundation of christianity - because there is no sin and no death, therefore christ is superfluous.

    121. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called "context". The nutjobs refuse to believe in it or even dare to elementry research. Of course if anyone suggests it to them they are called anti christs or some such none sense.

    122. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      When one concentrates on Mark, and ignores Paul, John and even James, one loses a lot. The point is, taken in isolation these things can be dismissed. Taken together it is harder. There are good arguments for why John may have been an eyewitness account. A lot of these things are debatable. Don't forget there are more sources outside of the bible, like 1st Clement. In the letters of the early church fathers a lot of what is considered cannon is quoted. Analysis of motivations are also important in this sort of thing. I am aware of their critics, but the issue here, is their critics do make some assumptions that I simply do not accept as given.

      You may think of my points as simply excuses, that is up to you. At the end of the day, Christian thinking does not operate within your framework of thinking. This may invalidate it, but only from your framework under the assumption that your framework is the correct one. I contest their are ways to judge who is correct, and these have been proposed from a number of sources ranging from Augustine, St Thomas Aquinas CS Lewis, and many other christian thinkers. Naturally and you reject these arguments(?) and down this road I suspect, lies nothing you or I have not heard before.

      Christianity without the resurrection amounts to Deism, which while possibly internally valid is not a very useful point of view.

      This sort of discussion is good, and dialogue is essential, but at this point I am afraid I must question your agenda and objectivity. With respect when someone points out what they perceive as an error in someone else's thinking, the second person has a number of options, namely to accept they were wrong and correct it, or defend that they made no error and explain why their argument makes sense (even if only from their point of view). Your excessive use of of links to infidels(a site I am familiar with) also tells me we are not actually covering any new ground. I do not have infinite time on my hands to continue this argument and if we are not going to cover anything new, I see little point. But nevertheless, thank you for your time.

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    123. Re:People still believe that? by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      ""Therefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so death passed onto all men, for all have sinned.""

      Doesn't really prove it was literal. Romans is a letter, he could have referenced something everyone knew. Now, the whole sin thing was because man wanted to eat from the forbidden tree. This is full of metaphor don't you think?

      The snake is a snake because the nearby cultures had a snake-god (I think it was the Sumerians, though don't quote me on that)
      The sin itself was just disobeying God.

      Again, all metaphoric. Its something everyone would know and therefor can be referenced.

    124. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      The only argument that was throughly refuted is that Jesus could have been talking about Noah as a fictional character, which you chose the third option: To ignore the fact that was your whole argument before and add new arguments. Was there a good argument that hasn't been well answered, besides a 64 page document I refute with another long document? I simply don't have time to cover every point here on issues that have been refuted a million times. Yes, I have some issues with Carrier and some of the other infidels writers, but they did a good job in refuting the arguments of McDowell et al. That road has been tread a thousands times, and I see little benefit over trying to explain it again.

      Why does Bart Ehrman, probably the foremost new testament scholar, not believe? Why does Bishop Spong not believe? These are people who know much more about the early Christian writings than I, apparently the evidence is just not that strong. Spong definitely wants to keep Christian morality and practice alive, which leaves none of the excuses Christians usually give to explain away people who reject the resurrection.

      I understand the Christian position. I was one for 25 years. I've been an atheist for about 1/2 a year, and it's a highly uncomfortable thing for me to be. My whole family is Christian, most of my neighbors and friends are, etc. If you or anyone else could convince me there was any good reason to believe, I would happily go back. The only evidence is evidence that is only convincing if you already believe. The only logical Christianity I've come across is Calvinism, in which it makes sense that nobody else accepts the poor evidence given for the deity and resurrection of Jesus, because god is a jerk who didn't choose them.

      If you want "new" arguments, come to http://www.reddit.com/r/DebateReligion . I and others have preposed a number of new arguments there that are not covered by multiple people 20 or 200 years ago. That's the only reason I've linked to infidels.com, you linked to a book treatment of an argument they covered well 15 years ago. There's tons more stuff out there, it just hasn't come up in this discussion yet.

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    125. Re:People still believe that? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      , and suddenly around age 60 they almost desperately want to tell anyone who can't run away fast enough all about their ulcers and hemorrhoids and operations. I would guess in .eu they don't do that, or at least their old people do it less than even our young people.

      Their sitcoms, for example, must be wildly different than ours.

      Actually old people are the same here, the sitcoms are not too different but are funnier, because they can make more sexual references.
      Go and watch coupling if you can, best Britcom ever, also Green Wing is highly recommendable.

      COUPLING?! Are you mad? That was like a bad Friends! Green Wing was okay, but again it's just a British Scrubs, I would say. Spaced, now, _that's_ good comedy. Or Black Books.

      You cannot compare the bad US coupling to the excellent UK one.
      The UK coupling was sort of friends meets american pie, or more along the lines of american pie.

    126. Re:People still believe that? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      I was actually refering to the fact that you ignored my earlier point regarding :

      With respect, you don't seem to make sense. In one sentence you want Jesus' minor utterances to be recorded and change the world, and later you complain that the evidence isn't enough and he was a minor apocolyptic preacher in which case his utterances wouldn't have changed the world. You can't logically make both arguments; you have to choose one.

      Which I found disturbing, and is why I stopped the debate about the referral to Noah as fictional until I got an answer. But my point was not that Jesus thought Noah was fictional, but that Noah's existence was not relevant in Jesus' statements. So, no, you did not (as far as I can see) refute that.

      I am not a Calvinist, and I don't believe they have the best representation of Christianity. The to answer why many scholars do and don't believe from a non Calvinistic point of view is an answer you won't like and are unlikely to accept. People have got themselves into a position where their framework leads to the conclusion that there is not God(or God is unlikely/unprovable). A lot of fundamental assumptions(and I have seen it argued that atheism makes no assumptions, but that is an entirely different debate) in the non-christian world view lead directly to these conclusions. As a Christian I reject those in favor of other assumptions which make more sense to me. Both sides claim they are correct. The question is how to tell. And that to me is a personal thing:

      Christianity is about a continuing relationship with God, and yes, the events within that relationship can possibly be explained by things like coincidence, selective memory and so forth. But there comes a point where that just does not make sense any more. Either I am incredibly "lucky", incredibly selective in my memory of experiences or I actually have a relationship with God. While I don't expect you to trust my judgment in this matter, I must trust my own because if I reject it, I how can I trust my judgment in say, accepting your judgment?

      From where I am standing issues only arise with my belief system if I view it from a different framework. And I see no valid reason from where I stand to do so, as it contradicts my personal experiences and my research into these matters. Sure, we can't be 100% sure Jesus existed or was crucified, let alone said and did what was attributed to him, but from my PoV, the balance tips in favour of them being at least fairly accurate, if incomplete. I won't within my framework discard the resurrection because within your framework, it is not possible. My assessment of the character of Mark, leads me to conclude he is likely a good witness, if imperfect. My assessment of the characters of Paul, Luke, and John support my conclusions. There is no atheist killer magic silver bullet, just like atheism has no religion killer magic bullet.

      Many Christians have not examined these issues to the extent I have. This I consider unfortunate, but there are a great many christian thinkers who look into these things closely. Although it can take time, these things do eventually filter down (at least in Europe/Africa) to the common christian.

      I will have a look at that link, but in all honesty will be very surprised if there is anything new there.

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    127. Re:People still believe that? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Taking any holy book as the literal truth is a bad idea, but at least in Christianity there is room for interpretation. The Koran is supposed to be the literal word of god, as told to Mohammed.

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    128. Re:People still believe that? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You're saying that the fact that one guy changed churches means that it's all right for another guy to force schools to teach the Book of Genesis as scientific fact equal to Natural Selection?...When you put it that way...

      No, I dont believe I said that at all. Nowhere in my post do I see that statement. Are you going to continue putting words in my mouth, is there any point to responding?

      I will withdraw my comments about the church he attended-- I dont think they are right for me to make remarks on the sincerity of the man's faith based solely on who his pastor was, however troubling the pastor's comments may have been. That particular remark is really tangential to the main point I was making anyways.

      But the real hypocrisy im getting at is, if the man is honestly a christian, and christians honestly believe in an inerrant bible, why is HE, a democrat, not getting any flak for his wacky beliefs? Why only the "bible-thumping" republicans? You yourself illustrated this in your post: You are pointing the finger at the "religious right" and its crazy belief in Genesis, when Obama has claimed to believe in the supernatural and in a risen Christ.

      So either you believe the man not to be sincere in his faith-- in which case I think one should lose a great deal of respect for the man for being dishonest with his words and intellectually dishonest to himself-- or you DO believe the man to be sincere, and dont really mind when someone has "wacky beliefs", so long as they completely ignore what said beliefs demand and implement the policies YOU like.

      So which is it?

    129. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      Words are just symbols, and they can mean whatever we use them to mean.

      You are within inches of my point. replace "Words" with "books."

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    130. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1

      I think we're having different conversations. Opt-out? Spare you the pain? What? Who asked you to study the book? All I did was offer an explanation of how many people approach the Bible differently than fundamentalists. My own interpretation isn't germane to the topic, and you've been pretty aggressive in trying to denigrate me without it. No thanks.

      Be excellent to each other, and party on, dude. I'm out.

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    131. Re:People still believe that? by Toze · · Score: 1
      love in general, but in particular;

      7. naps

      XD and ^5

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    132. Re:People still believe that? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      So I can say, "The Bible is actually a proof of Fermat's last theorem, because I'm using it to represent that," and everything is resolved?

      Um... no. :)

      It doesn't work that way. Words are useful precisely because we all agree on what they mean. And when everyone has agreed on what words mean, and then you use them to mean something different, you're not saying something profound. You're just confusing people by speaking a language of your own invention that sounds just like English, but actually is different.

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    133. Re:People still believe that? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did respond to that, but apparently not clearly enough, so I'll highlight it:

      There's a number of different ways Jesus and the Bible could be extraordinary, but they fail to be. That's not a flaw in my argument, it's just the nature of the myth of the culture you grew up in. It is clear to everyone in every other culture that there's nothing special about the myths of yours.

      Yes, I know of the excuses given for why things must be that way, but it is clear to 2/3 of the world that they are just that: excuses. If there was a way to know, the world would long ago have converged on the true religion.

      I make the meta-argument that there is nothing to recommend the Bible as better than the Koran or the Vedas, or the hundreds of other earlier tales of demigods that die and come back to life. John Loftus calls the the "Outsider Test For Faith". I reject Christianity because it is not in fact remarkable enough to clearly show the world that it is in fact the one true way, and claims an eternal punishment for not believing that it is. The fact that I give multiple kinds of ways God could have communicated better and established clearly the truth of the Bible and hence of Jesus does not undermine that argument. There is no reason to choose one of the sub-arguments, as you claim.

      Christianity is about a continuing relationship with God, and yes, the events within that relationship can possibly be explained by things like coincidence, selective memory and so forth. But there comes a point where that just does not make sense any more. Either I am incredibly "lucky", incredibly selective in my memory of experiences or I actually have a relationship with God. While I don't expect you to trust my judgment in this matter, I must trust my own because if I reject it, I how can I trust my judgment in say, accepting your judgment?

      I recommend reading a book like "50 Reasons People Give For Believing In a God" or the anthropological chapters in The Christian Delusion: Why Faith Fails. Heck, read any modern anthropological textbook. Every major religion gives this kind of evidence for their God. If it was only Christianity that did, I admit it would be good evidence, and the world would have converged on that religion instead of 2/3s of the people rejecting it, and Christianity splintering into smaller and smaller sects. If the Holy Spirit enlightens us like the bible says, he does terrible job of it. Things like the 30 years war are god's fault if he does exist, because he clearly could have communicated the truth better, or even what parts were essential and what was debatable. He didn't.

      I have given God many opportunities to show himself, but he only does so in a matter that is exactly the same as chance. In the OT, he is supposed to have sent fire from heaven, and a simple lack of the Baal to act was proof that he was not the true god, and in the tale his prophets were murdered. Elijah didn't say, "Oh, I understand, my god values divine hiddenness also." No, simple failure of a god to respond to a challenge was definitive proof of his non-existence in the test YHWH himself designed. Somehow, once modern science and good record-keeping came about, god no longer shows up in any measurable way, and the theological sausage grinder comes up with ideas like "divine hiddenness" and the soul making theodicy. Strange that. I have yet to meet a Christian who is willing to anticipate future consequences of God's existence. No,belief in belief is the belief of the day, and even Christians recognize it.

      The reason I am an atheist is the Chrisitianity does not stand up to the "Outsider Test for Faith", which it must if god is good and universalism is not correct. Either Christianity is false, god is not good and not worthy

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    134. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My (non-orthodox) Jewish father very much believes that the stories of Moses (or the men he is based on) is a myth rendition of what could have been an early genius military strategist and his successors in action. I have to admit, there's a great deal of logic in looking at it with a military spin... deliberately "getting lost" in the desert for 40 years to produce a couple of generations worth of trained army recruits out of downtrodden slaves, among other things.

      I found and bought a book with these postulations for him after he mentioned those theories to me, and now I can't remember the title or the author's name, and I had no luck trying to google it just now. Apparently it was a very dry read, but fairly well presented.

    135. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ... 40% of Americans still believe that.

    136. Re:People still believe that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also think the "Godification" of Jesus was simply done to remember the teachings better, as was the way in that time. Too bad a whole religion was based on the mnemonic device, instead of the essential.

    137. Re:People still believe that? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      He got in trouble for writing a book explaining why the Copernican model was correct, and inserting into it a character who looked and acted like the then Pope. And he gave that character the name "Simplico" (simpleton).

      Do try to remember that Copernicus was a priest, and managed to get away with developing the Copernican model (without calling the Pope a fool)....

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    138. Re:People still believe that? by ajs · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued, how did they suggest you choose which should be taken as metaphors and as fact/instructions? Or did they indicate that all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor?

      Why is that something that you would have to be told? Does it matter?

      You're looking at the Bible as a history text. It's not. It's a guide book for a religious mythology, and as such it does not need to clarify metaphor and historical fact.

      What you come away from the Bible with is the same thing you should come away from poetry with: a sense of what the text was meant to convey.

    139. Re:People still believe that? by ajs · · Score: 1

      According to Karen Armstrong's book "The Case For God", taking religious stories literally is a pretty new development. She reckons that right back into prehistory, people understood that creation myths were just that -- myths. Stories with a point; something to teach us about how to live our lives, but still just stories. This is why the stories were so malleable, or why the same culture could have more than one, contradictory, creation story on the go at once.

      She reckons that was true of mainstream Christianity for most of its lifetime; literal readings being a 19th-20th century thing.

      I think it really started when scientific thought in the late 17th century and into the 18th started to challenge the Church. That lead to a series of entrenchments from the Church where they felt that they had to defend the religion from these new questions. No longer were people asking, "why does the Sun rise," but, "why didn't religion tell us that the Sun rose because the Earth is rotating?"

      Frankly, I think it was a mistake. Religion should never be in the business of trying to tell us what is. Rather it should seek to answer, why. That's a job that science is poorly suited to, and which religion is quite adept at.

    140. Re:People still believe that? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Working backwards:
      There's a (famous) tale where a literary scholar was talking about what a story/poem meant and the Author of the work heard about it and said "That's not what it's about at all!" To which the scholar was insistent that the Author was wrong and that it was up to those skilled at analysis to determine what the work was about.
      Whose side you take on that doesn't matter, the point is that a poem/any work of art is supposed to stimulate the reader/observer; there is no absolute answer to what it is supposed to achieve, a story about someone getting lost in the woods could quite correctly be a story about repressed homosexuality or growing up depending on the audience.
      To say that there is a correct interpretation of a literary work is to me very wrong regardless of who is saying that be it the author or the scholar or the audience. Call it Quantum Interpretation ;-)
      So I would say there is no thing the bible was meant to convey, some bits of the old testament are about "Fear the lord your god", some are "Love the Lord even though he is a bastard", the new testament goes schizophrenic again with the "Love the all forgiving god or burn for eternity". If you claim there was any message there in the bible other than white noise and "obey without question" then I'm reading a different book to you.

      I'm not looking at it as a history text, I'm saying that if others are trying to treat it as a history text then there are rules that it has to follow. Part of those being that if someone tries to treat it as a source then they have to apply consistent non-relative interpretation to it. My point in the original post was that I suspect that they were being told via dogma not reason what parts of the white noise they should follow.

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    141. Re:People still believe that? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      My only problem with that (comparatively enlightened) attitude is that you can take pretty much any message you feel like out of the bible, depending on which places you put the emphasis.

      And that's the problem with most religions. If you base a belief system on demonstrably false tenets, then you have no basis for verifying the validity of *any* interpretations, literal or otherwise.

      That said, I have no issue with those who hold to such belief systems -- I just don't like fanatics. "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -Winston Churchill [emphasis added]

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    142. Re:People still believe that? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      America is a strange country. On one hand it used to have a really developed science and technology, but on the other hand a large segment of the population always shared a deeply anti-intellectual bias. These people have deep mistrust for abstraction and allegories. Only in such poisonous atmosphere of anti-intellectual backlash literalist interpretation of the Bible could develop, these literal interpretations gave then something concrete and immutable to hold on to.

      This is nothing new. People will believe almost anything and in the US this is taken to the extreme. As long as it's presented as "religious" teaching (think Scientology, Fundamentalist *anything*, etc.), some folks will, naively and bone-headedly (ooh! I think I coined a new adverb :) ), believe it. This says it quite succinctly:
      The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together.
      -- Sir Peter Medawar

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  9. Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Genesis is allegory.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. Genesis is allegory

      And any evangelical could have told them, "Why would you listen to someone who's going to burn in Hell for not believing in the Lord Jesus Christ, anyway. Genesis is Science. (Go Rick Perry!)"

      See, when you have one religious believer arguing with another, it's like a retard fight. There are never winners, only losers.

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    2. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Yep. From a previous post (here http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1970862&cid=35031350 for the curious) ... Anyone whose faith is so fragile that it could be damaged by a rigorous class in evolutionary biology should go back to CCD or Sunday School or whatever their faith's equivalent is. ...

      People who believe in the literal Word of God as the Bible remind me of the grand-daughter of a family friend --- he was a woodworker, old school, wanted me to be his apprentice so he could put me to work re-sawing wood rather than purchase a band saw. He made a cradle as a gift for the grand-daughter in question, for her to keep her dolls in --- she was very impressed when her mother told her, ``Your grandfather made this by hand.'' and immediately evinced a desire to see him and to see his shop and to watch him make something. The visit was arranged and upon arrival, the young lady was taken out to the shop and the large door rolled open, revealing rack upon rack of chisels, saws, hand planes, a simply unbelievable quantity of clamps and other hand tools --- the girl let out a shriek such as only a 5 year old girl can and yelled, ``Mommy! You lied! Grandpa doesn't make things by hand! He uses tools!''.

      God is quite capable of using DNA and RNA and quantum mechanics and other theories which we have yet to learn about to make people and the world.

      Moreover, those who believe that humanity is incapable of learning how God works are being blasphemous and not remembering the lesson of the Tower of Babel (Genesis 11:6) which indicates that humanity's learning capacity is without limit.

      William

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    3. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Except that the Jews are our elders in the faith of Isaac and Abraham.

      As a very wise minister I knew (Dr. Renn, who had married one of my cousins) once said, ``The New Testament is contained in the Old Testament, the Old is explained in the New.''

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    4. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by koinu · · Score: 1

      Why do people think about bible like that? Sorry, I've never been in the USA, but is this typical there? All world knows that you shouldn't take the bible by word, but interpret it for yourself. Are people really that dumb over there? That even includes the "scientists" who fight about this. I'm not sure about the article author either. What do people have to discuss there when they don't even understand the basics?

    5. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Are people really that dumb over there?

      Do you even have to ask?

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    6. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Except that the Jews are our elders in the faith of Isaac and Abraham.

      As a very wise minister I knew (Dr. Renn, who had married one of my cousins) once said, ``The New Testament is contained in the Old Testament, the Old is explained in the New.''

      Ahh .. he was a buddhist!

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    7. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Except that the Jews are our elders in the faith of Isaac and Abraham.

      So, they'll make it to heaven with you? Even though they don't believe Jesus Christ is Lord?

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    8. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

      There are A LOT of people over here who are just to proud to consider that they came from lower level organisms.

      You would think that the teachings on pride would help knock them down a few pegs, but those teachings only apply to the other people, "I'm a good christian".

      You can't argue with crazy.

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    9. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that the Jews are our elders in the faith of Isaac and Abraham.

      So, they'll make it to heaven with you? Even though they don't believe Jesus Christ is Lord?

      That's a prevailing belief among many Christians.. The explanation I was given was that the Jews are grandfathered in under the old contract, so long as they kill and burn a lamb every now and again. But anyone just joining has to go under the new contract, which involves swearing fealty to Jesus and taking a bath.

    10. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think the Jews might object to that claim.

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    11. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by shilly · · Score: 1

      This Jew certainly does!

    12. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Question: How would this handle people who to convert to Judaism?

      Also, not all sects of Christianity believe this, unfortunately. There is a strong group of Christians (Southern Baptists, for one) who believe that Jesus won't return until all of the Jews believe in him. So when Jews (like me) don't believe that he's the Messiah, we delay their paradise-on-Earth. Thus, we Jews must be converted by any means necessary. These people tend to be strong supporters of Israel, but only because they think that the Jews need to be in Israel before they all accept Jesus and thus bring about the end-of-days. Needless to say, when someone in the religious right gains political power, I get nervous wondering if they are one of these folks or just one of the people who will push for religion (aka Their Religion) in the government/schools.

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    13. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You really should share your facts with your local university's Philosophy department, as virtually the entirety of Western Philosophy was created and foundationally defined by those "retarded religious believers".

      They just happened to be largely polytheistic.

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    14. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I was about to reply stating how your post was just a copy-paste from somewhere else. Upon searching, I remembered where I saw it :)

    15. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought the end of that line was "...like a retard fight. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

      I think this one more accurately fits the comparasson.

    16. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis is allegory.... except for that bit about cutting up your son's penis, right? THAT part is to be taken literally.

    17. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope that Rabbi thinks the remainder of the OT is allegory, then, because without Genesis the rest starts to unravel.

    18. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it an allegory of?

    19. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Yamioni · · Score: 1

      An allegory for what exactly? Adam, Eve, The Garden, The Apple, The Snake, if it's an allegory then all of those are symbols for something else, and aren't taken to have actually existed. Were Adam and Eve two amino acids that combined in a special way to start creating life? Is the garden the ocean? Isn't God mentioned in there somewhere too? What's he a symbol for? The lightning that struck the ocean? Wait, if he's just a symbol and doesn't exist, why do so many claim he does? What about the apple and snake? I can't think of anything for those two. Maybe they were thrown in for moral flair and weren't themselves allegory. Maybe the same is true for god. Maybe he got tossed in as the great manager of the universe to keep all the worker bees in check and keep them from killing one another.

      My point is, you cannot categorically call the bible or any specific chapter an allegory. If you do you're admitting that the entire thing is fiction, which I'm pretty sure is not what you were trying to say. You have to pick out bits and pieces and say this is allegory, but this passage here is irony, and this other one is hyperbole. It's all down to interpretation, as to what parts qualify as what, and that's a problem when you try to base your entire belief system and moral code around something that is entirely subjective.

      I could easily slip into a tail-spin and start bashing religion here, but I'll leave it at that. I'd be more than happy to keep the exchange civilized if anyone has anything insightful to add to the topic.

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    20. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Whenever you meet the truly Wise Ones from any denomination, they do indeed sound suspiciously Buddhist ;)

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    21. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      That's a prevailing belief among many Christians.

      I'm sorry, friend, but that's simply not so.

      Only in the past 10 years has "judeo" been widely added to "judeo-christian" and only for the most crass political reasons.

      I don't doubt your sincerity, but you need to get out and talk to more self-avowed Christians who don't go to your church. As much as they love the Jews as pets, they don't believe there's any way to get to heaven without accepting Jesus as Lord. No exceptions, no how.

      Maybe you're not an American? We have a very special flavor of Christian over here that appear to hold a lot more hate in their hearts than love. To them, Jesus Christ was sort of like a cross between Ronald Reagan, Rambo and Dirty Harry, who when asked how he feels about killing answered, "As long as the right people get killed."

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    22. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So when Jews (like me) don't believe that he's the Messiah, we delay their paradise-on-Earth.

      Ah, so you're the one holding up the show.

      Personally, if it means having these folks rise up and disappear from this earthly plane, I'm all for the prompt arrival of the Rapture.

      Maybe then we can get some sanity back around here.

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    23. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      They just happened to be largely polytheistic.

      But those weren't the retarded ones.

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    24. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      That's a prevailing belief among many Christians.

      I'm sorry, friend, but that's simply not so.

      Only in the past 10 years has "judeo" been widely added to "judeo-christian" and only for the most crass political reasons.

      I don't doubt your sincerity, but you need to get out and talk to more self-avowed Christians who don't go to your church. As much as they love the Jews as pets, they don't believe there's any way to get to heaven without accepting Jesus as Lord. No exceptions, no how.

      Maybe you're not an American? We have a very special flavor of Christian over here that appear to hold a lot more hate in their hearts than love. To them, Jesus Christ was sort of like a cross between Ronald Reagan, Rambo and Dirty Harry, who when asked how he feels about killing answered, "As long as the right people get killed."

      I'm just telling you what the methed-out Christian janitor told me. He seemed fairly representative of Christians as a whole, from what I can tell.

    25. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm just telling you what the methed-out Christian janitor told me. He seemed fairly representative of Christians as a whole, from what I can tell.

      You know Frank the Janitor too?

      Yeah, he's a hoot. Now that you mention it, I guess it's true that Evangelical Christians do love the Jews, as long as they stay to themselves and don't try to date their daughters. Of course, there's that little matter of killing Jesus, but nobody's perfect.

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    26. Re:Any Rabbi worth his salt could have told them. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      I'm just telling you what the methed-out Christian janitor told me. He seemed fairly representative of Christians as a whole, from what I can tell.

      You know Frank the Janitor too?

      Yeah, he's a hoot. Now that you mention it, I guess it's true that Evangelical Christians do love the Jews, as long as they stay to themselves and don't try to date their daughters. Of course, there's that little matter of killing Jesus, but nobody's perfect.

      In all fairness, Judaism is one of my favorite religions because Jews generally have the good sense to not talk to me about religion.

  10. So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by xyourfacekillerx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why even bother with a theology you must admit contains errors? Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith? Only when it apparently contradicts science you can reject a doctrine, or what is the verification principle at play here for these "Christian" "scientists".

    Notice I'm not coming out in favor or against either science or religion here. I'm pointing out, I think these people are nothing more than deep-cover atheists. Their entire movement hinges on reconciling contradictions, by discarding the one assertion (religious dogma) in favor of the other (science), and then claiming the religion saved - which is at worst, a willful deceit, at best (I'm being charitable here) a collosal failure in the history of all rationality, and casts their ability to do logical inquiry into doubt. Neither alternative makes me willing to trust them.

    1. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was never taught the Creation story was fact, but that it was parable.

    2. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith?

      A mythology can still contain useful and popular cultural stories, even if they're all not literally true. Look at the diet of TV animated fiction we feed our kids, Aesops fables, greco-roman mythology, santa claus, some history books, both D and R political party platforms ...

      I'm no fan of "their" beliefs, but even I can see we as a culture are not getting rid of christmas anytime soon...

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

      I'm not religious, but it's very easy to explain if you take the Bible as parables, and not factual accounts. It's just a story to teach important life lessons to a developing desert culture with little to no formal education.

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    4. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by localman57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why even bother with a theology you must admit contains errors? Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith?

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't? Then what's the point of history?

      Same with the bible. The problem with the Bible, as I see it, is the fact that it's been hijacked by the all-or-nothing crowd. Read it. Decide what part of it (none, some, most, all) you believe. My denomination tends to see it as one of the leading human efforts to record a combination of history, myth, and philosophy. Other texts, including ones not yet written, may prove equally useful for exploring your faith, and relationship with God.

      BTW, even if you're a dyed-in-the-wool athiest, take a thumb through Proverbs sometimes. Theres a lot of good stuff in there (although some of it is a bit trite).

    5. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith? Only when it apparently contradicts science you can reject a doctrine, or what is the verification principle at play here for these "Christian" "scientists".

      The point of faith is to live, do, and be better, where the metric of better is normative. Of course there is a verifiability/epistemelogical problem with what is better, but there is in science too. (I know, gasp, shudder, science has reproducable results--the point is how you decide what's best, what to aspire to and how to act. We make a normative decision to have faith in science the same way we do to have faith in religion. The difference is that once you make the normative decision to subscribe to science, your further normative decisions become explicitly goal-oriented, at least if you are thorough about it.)

      Put another way, Star Trek or Grand Theft Auto? I'll give you a hint: the difference is *not* that one espouses science.

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    6. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by inasity_rules · · Score: 2

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't?

      Context decides this. That context must include both related passages in the book, and conditions/culture of the time and even archeology. The idea that genesis is not literal does not start in science, but in theology actually. St Augustine was one of the first christian thinkers to assert(though he later changed his mind) that genesis was not literal. There are huge theological problems with taking genesis literally, even if science supported it.

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    7. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      and casts their ability to do logical inquiry into doubt

      Religious faith and logical inquiry have never been the best of friends.....

    8. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Wild_dog! · · Score: 2

      I was taught that Creation was an exact account of reality handed down from God.

      There are a lot of people for whom this is so.

    9. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Moryath · · Score: 2

      The Japanese celebrate Christmas as pretty much a secular holiday. There's something to be said for a holiday whose primary functions are getting people together, spending time with family/friends, showing your appreciation for others in a positive way, and injecting a little levity into the darkest (literally) part of winter.

      I doubt we'll lose Christmas. But hopefully we'll lose the insane religious nuttery that goes with it.

      Now if only we could get rid of all the terrorist crap associated with Ramadan and Eid, and the crazy insane thousands-of-people-dead crap that happens at the end of Hajj each year...

    10. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by digsbo · · Score: 2

      There's a great deal of corroborated history throughout the bible. The actual events, such as the schism of the two kingdoms (Judah and Israel), the many wars, the diaspora, the repatriation to a weakened Israeli state under Roman rule, and even into the New Testament with the persecution of the early Christians under Roman rule. Of course you see very quickly that much of the Old Testament in particular (which is concerned more with the material effects of piety than the New Testament is) directly links the causes of the events it describes to the feelings of God, explained through the prophets (the New Testament doesn't portray anywhere near as direct a causality between God and events). Take that part of why things happened away from the Old Testament, and you are still left with a fairly accurate history that most scholars would agree has enormous value. In the New Testament it doesn't really matter, because with the exception of a few miracle narratives and the highly controversial and symbolic Revelations there's nothing at all to doubt from a historical perspective (Josephus' Antiquities documents a Christos and a rise of a new religious sect, and other historical documents and studies/facts corroborate the evangelism of this sect to various places described in Acts). Most of the rest of the New Testament is letters, which a Catholic bible, at least, attempts to give an honest accounting of the likelihood of the authorship claims for.

    11. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'm agnostic (don't believe in God- but don't have evidence to say there isn't one) from an atheist family.

      I celebrate Christmas. Purely secular for me.

      Maybe we should take the "Christ" out of Christmas- and start calling it Yule again? Removing the religious aspect out of the holiday will get rid of all the animosity and hatred in our society.

      After all, it isn't really a Christian holiday anyway- they just gave a pagan holiday a Christian meaning to help convert people. The bible even specifically says not to bring evergreen trees into the house- yet that's what all these Christians do on Christmas.

      The holiday was originally to celebrate the winter solsitice. Let's take it back to it's true roots. Call it Yule not Christmas.

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    12. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, but there are no evergreen trees in the middle east. How did that end up in the bible?

    13. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't?

      If we manage to gain new information about history, we will change the history books to reflect this. I don't believe the same is true for the bible.

    14. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      You think that's weird an incident in my life from a few months ago: I have some good friends who are geneticists but very active Christians.
      Some other friends who are almost evangelical in their beliefs but are an engineer and chemist. They were friends with my ex-girlfriend who after going out with me went from atheist to born again Christian (long story)
      We were all together at a dinner party and were discussing this ex and they were disparaging of her for being a bit nuts for believing this rubbish, they were laughing at her for believing the Earth was created in 7 days, yet I know from previous conversations they themselves believe in the resurrection of Jesus and the Loaves miracle etc.
      I pointed out to them at the time that "how can some miracles be plausible and some laughable, what's the difference between the loaves and fishes miracle and making the Earth in 7 days?" but all I got from that was a sharp look from my fiancée and the realisation that even people with PHDs believe whatever the hell they want to believe even if it doesn't make sense with the other things they believe. Of course at the same time they thought that creating the world in 7 days was stupid. Of course miracles can and do happen, just not a miracle that big.
      I just wish i had learned that life lesson sooner that people believe some things that to me seem downright crazy, all you can do is try and occasionally point it out to them and move on.

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    15. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      Okay, a couple questions. What denomination do you meet with? And how do you call yourself Christian while saying that parts of the Bible are false?

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    16. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the biggest misconception I see on these threads in this assumption that religion is the opposite of science...or that the two are somehow mutually exclusive. The scientific method explains HOW something came about, not WHY something happened, or WHO is behind it.
      As a Catholic (and an engineer with a background in physics), I can say that scientific evidence of evolution doesn't contradict a single catholic doctrine, nor does it invalidate any teaching. But I would also add that evidence of evolution, when understood properly, in no way suggests God doesn't exist either. It should be noted also that no Pope has ever rejected evolution as being "incompatible" with scripture. The genesis account of the world being created in 7 days, was never meant to mean everything was created in exactly 168 hours - The catholic church has always explained this book as being non-literal - LONG before Darwin or anyone started thinking about evolution.

    17. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Other texts, including ones not yet written, may prove equally useful for exploring your faith, and relationship with God."

      What abotu relationship with Santa Claus? Isn't Santa closer the reality than so called God?
      Trust me (;-)), it is possible to live and enjoy living without believing there is some paranormal or supernatural creature watching. But your fate on people around you. Let the society be your god. And I mean people in real life, not is some internet extremist cell where there is only one view.

    18. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't?

      A good history book will include source references for its claims, and give an indication of which are known and which are more speculative.

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    19. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors?

      Wrong argument. In history you have facts and interpretations of these facts. You can agree or disagree with the interpretation, but you cannot deny the facts. In fact, most disagreement in history is at the detail level.

      > BTW, even if you're a dyed-in-the-wool athiest, take a thumb through Proverbs sometimes.

      I have been told that there's good stuff also in Qur'an, the Torah, the teachings of Confucius and Budha, many animist old tales from Africa, and even in Rousseau.

    20. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

      To answer your question the best that I can...

      A complete by-chance, creation-free belief in existence (as best I understand it) still has the problem that if you go back far enough, something had to come from nothing, or its existence has to be taken as a given in order to progress. It also assumes that the laws of physics that created the Big Bang were in force before matter came into existence, so at some point the fundamental mathematical principles of the universe had to 'always exist'. To me, the difference between that and a Supreme Deity isn't all that far of a stretch. I've also yet to see (and it could simply be that I haven't looked in the right places yet) an observable, measurable, repeatable method by which live could stem from non-living matter. Even a belief completely independent of God has some challenging questions that science has yet to answer. Is it not still faith to say "there is an answer...we just don't have it yet"?

      While I'm aware of some very minor translation errors, my understanding is that the scribes of antiquity were EXTREMELY painstaking when they copied their manuscripts. While a few minor translation errors set in over the millenia, I'd consider it analogous to having a miniscule scratch on an iPhone and thus completely discarding the phone as unusable. If you're asking which parts are factual vs. metaphorical, you'll ask 10 different Christians and get 20 different answers, but here's mine: Certain areas (Job, Psalms, etc.) are written in a highly poetic, highly metaphor-driven tone. It doesn't take too far to read them to see that there is plenty of metaphor in those verses. The laws of Leviticus, for example, were given to Moses for the expressed intent of governing the nation of Israel with them. While their role in the lives of the 21st century Christian is an internal debate, it was safe to say that at the time of their writing they were intended to be taken literally by the people to whom they were writing. With regards specifically to the four gospels, what is metaphorical (the parables) is generally pretty clearly contrasted to the recordings of the life of Jesus.

      Where do I stand on the Genesis account with regards to metaphor vs. literal? My answer is probably going to kill my Slashdot karma (lol), but them's the breaks...It doesn't matter much to me. I believe that an all-knowing, all-powerful God created everything in the observable universe. Does it matter to me much whether the creation took place in six periods of 24 hours, or whether it was six lengthier periods of time? Ultimately no, because my faith in my Creator isn't contingent upon my understanding of His methods. I know that I don't have the mental capacity to fully understand how God managed to start with nothing and end up with a whole lot of something. I do my best to pick up tidbits whenever I can, but if I believed in a God small enough to be completely understood, then by definition I'd be believing in a God who wasn't worth worshiping. I don't have to understand or comprehend every facet of God in order to have faith in Him. Also, your post seems to make a very easy mistake that I myself have wrestled with over the past few years (in part due to Slashdotters like yourself) in that God and the church are two different things. God is a being beyond my understanding. The church is a group of human beings who bear His name. Sometimes, they do things that are perfectly in line with what God has called us to do (more on that in a bit). Other times though, the church acts in a way that is contrary to how God calls us to act. A disbelief in God due to the errs of humans who state that they're acting in His name despite not doing so is disingenuous.

      Unfortunately, it seems that the general Slashdot consensus is that everyone who is a Christian, by definition, is either a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, considers Sheldon's Mom from the Big Bang Theory to be a good example of our faith (instead of a caricature of extremism), and consider it our duty to make the five minutes you're

    21. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't?

      The modern view of the bible is that it is not a textbook, that it does not contain "facts," and that it should be interpreted as a metaphor. Some people disagree and insist that we should go back to believing that the bible is 100% factual, but those people are idiots who don't understand the history of their own religion.

      I think these people are nothing more than deep-cover atheists.

      Only under the simplest definition of an atheist: someone who does not believe that any deities exist. The modern atheist movement tends to be composed largely of people who reject religion all together, because they believe that if there are no deities there is no point to anything else in the religion. It seems clear that the people described in TFA do not fall into the category of people who reject religion entirely, and I would personally doubt that they have given up their faith in the Christian god. If I had to guess, I would say that they probably believe that the bible was written by humans, and that human language could not possibly describe their deity or his (their? I never understood the trinity) work.

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    22. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      In recent decades perhaps, but throughout most of history theology has generally been the most intellectually rigorous pursuit there was. You may not agree with their foundational assumptions, but they were generally aware of what they were assuming and were following quite rigorous logic beyond that.

      There are still some hard-core theologians out there, typically in the theology departments of the Ivy League. They don't make for very good entertainment though so few are very aware of them.

    23. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by bertok · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors?

      History books can be checked against and cross-referenced with other facts -- ruins, fossil evidence, artefacts, multiple sources, geological evidence, art, and linguistics.

      The theological content of the Bible is the whole thing, in and of itself. There's few "real world" facts that it can be verified against. The few parts that can be verified -- like the creation story -- prove to be false, or otherwise are plain historical content instead of theological material.

      And truthfully, I don't bother all that much about history. It's interesting, entertaining even, but at the back of my mind I always know that the accuracy and authenticity is limited. I don't base my life on history. I don't force rules or behaviour onto others based on history. I don't change my vote based on history.

      Theres a lot of good stuff in there

      But which part is the "true word of God", and which part is myth, fabrication, or distortion? Based on authority or faith alone, you can't possibly know, not even in principle!

      Decide what part of it (none, some, most, all) you believe.

      You are in no position to 'decide', and nobody else is either. That's the problem. It doesn't matter how you feel about a passage, or whether you agree with it or not. The only thing that ought to matter is if the passage is the true word of God or not -- and that's not something that can ever be determined from ink on dead trees.

      For example, what if God approves of rape and slavery? It says so right in the Bible, so there's a decent chance that he does! You might decide to skip over those bits -- but then you no longer believe in the word of God -- and you are no longer a Christian.

      My denomination tends ...

      Exactly. You're not a true Christian who believes in the word of God. You picked some random mishmash to believe in that made you feel good.

      Don't worry though -- I'm yet to meet two theists who could agree with each other on the specifics, so you're not exactly unique in that regard. I bet that if I quizzed two random people from your denomination, they wouldn't agree with each other, let alone with some other random theist...

    24. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Christmas is directly descended from pagan religions of sun worship. Almost all the traditions are based on winter solstice sun god mythos.With the exception of JC's birth, there is almost nothing of it that has anything to do with JC.

      Date is wrong: Probably born in Fall
      Trees and greenery are wrong: Evergreen worship, pagan fertility
      Birthday Party: Two Birthdays mentioned in the Bible, both are ugly events
      Big Fat Man: Has much to do with sacrificing children

      It is no surprise that the pagans are taking it back ;)

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    25. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "science vs religion" debate is retarded. Science deals with "how" things happened, religions with "why" did they happen.

      The bible does not pertain to "facts".

    26. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by localman57 · · Score: 1

      Friends (Quakers). Although similar to the evangelical small churches, you can't speak for the entire denomination, as prevailing views vary from Meeting (church) to Meeting. Dissenting views within a Meeting are encouraged, as each person should be seeking an individual relationship with God, and an understanding of faith that comes from within, not outside. Members and Attenders (you don't have to plege membership to be recognized as a postivie contributor to the group) at my meeting tend to have a wide variation on the value of the Bible, from 100% word of God (a few), to Mostly mythology inspired by a view of God (a few), and a lot of people in between. From the pamphlet in the pew : "We emphasize personal experience with God over religious dogma".

      The general view of our Meeting is that Christianity requires faith in Jesus, and his sacrifice to Save you. You don't have to buy the whole Bible in order to believe in that. One prominent Quaker has been making waves lately by asking Challenges (you are encouraged to challenge your beliefs, and consider why you believe them) such as "What if Mary wasn't a virgin? What if Jesus was concieved in a typical way, but was endowed with the Spirit by God? How does that change your understanding? Does it really matter?" Questions like this can help us get to the root of what we really mean to be Christians.

    27. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by localman57 · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't?

      A good history book will include source references for its claims, and give an indication of which are known and which are more speculative.

      A good modern history book. Nobody shits on the Greek classics for not including footnotes. The Bible is like 2000 years old. Cut it some slack, and take it for what it is worth to you. That's the point I'm making.

    28. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My denomination tends to see it as one of the leading human efforts to record a combination of history, myth, and philosophy.

      That's an interesting thought I've never seen before. What denomination feels this way?

    29. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by werepants · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with a theology you must admit contains errors? Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith? Only when it apparently contradicts science you can reject a doctrine, or what is the verification principle at play here for these "Christian" "scientists".

      Why even bother with a scientific theory/political system/nerd website that you must admit contains errors? Nothing we have is perfect. The truth of the matter is that not much in life is black and white - often we have a choice between ok and worse, or good and slightly better, or even left and right with no real designation between them. It would be dishonest to claim that Christianity has never had a positive influence on anyone - the doctrines of nonviolence and social justice that Jesus taught were revolutionary for living conditions while the early church was forming, and more recently, Gandhi and MLK used the teachings of Jesus to inspire brilliant, nonviolent movements that corrected massive injustices with a minimum of bloodshed. This suggests to me that there is useful truth there.

      Of course, I'll be the first to admit that terrible acts have been done in the name of the church, so I'm not pretending that the whole thing is perfect. But, in my mind, conservative Christian theology is the culprit - the teachings of Christ are actually very poignant even today and encourage a far more palatable interpretation than that which has become mainstream. It's pretty absurd to consider that there is a massive religious institution devoted entirely to a man who was harshly critical of massive religious institutions.

    30. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by localman57 · · Score: 1

      You're not a true Christian...

      Who put you in charge to say? People have picked random mishmash from the beginning. IMHO, Christianity is like a Chili cook-off. Every one is a little different recipie, but you can look at all of 'em, and and say, yeah, that's chili. And most of them will be pretty good. I personally don't care for some of the really spicy versions of Christia..er..chili, but that's my point of view. The important part is that your chili help you feed yourself, and that your Christianity help you build a relationship with God and Christ.

    31. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because history has some physical evidence. The bible is a collection of short stories with no basis in reality.

    32. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Could you explain why you think causality must apply to the origins of the Universe, when it apparently doesn't apply to God?

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    33. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't? "
      History books can be corrected by evidence from other sources. The bible can not.

    34. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      There was a Slashdot comment many years ago that had a great analogy to answer this question...

      If you were to play The Sims, and one day they became sentient and said "The concept of a Programmer is ridiculous! who programmed the programmer?!?", we'd sit back and have a good laugh, for what applies inside the computer does not necessarily apply outside of it. Our means of coming into existence are beyond the understanding of The Sims, for they can only relate to data on a hard disk or in RAM. They have no concept as to how the computer came into existence, or the idea of a world which is not comprised of binary code. That doesn't make you or I any less real.

      Quite bluntly, and what would probably come across as a cop out, is this: we're confined to our understanding of this universe. A Deity outside the confines of this universe, who has taken it upon Himself to create the universe as we understand it, is no more confined by these rules than we are of the rules that dictate the world in which the Sims live. However, if the observable universe is all that exists, and there is no "higher level" analogous to "meatspace" in relation to the world of The Sims, then the laws of the universe must either always apply, or come full circle to the 'selective application of the rules' that the GGP was saying causes the entire belief system to be called into question. At the very least, your question implies its counter: If causality does not apply to the origins of the universe, than under what conditions does causality not apply?

    35. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The Japanese celebrate Christmas as pretty much a secular holiday. There's something to be said for a holiday whose primary functions are getting people together, spending time with family/friends, showing your appreciation for others in a positive way, and injecting a little levity into the darkest (literally) part of winter.

      Some/many (depending what you want to interpret the statistics to mean) in Europe celebrate a secular or mostly-secular Christmas, although probably not to the extent as in Japan, as most countries still have Christian-influenced traditions. It will vary greatly between countries, and within countries.

      For Britain:
      - 44% of 7-11 year-olds regarded Christmas day as a celebration of the birth of Jesus - although in Northern Ireland the figure rose to 71%.
      - 2.66M people (out of ~60M) went to a church service on Christmas Eve in 2007.
      - 51% agreed with the statement "The birth of Jesus is irrelevant to my Christmas" whilst 46% disagreed with the statement
      - 61% agreed "Christmas is mainly for children" whilst 38% disagreed
      - 36% said they would be attending a Christmas service this year. 62% said they would not be going to a service, 2% were unsure.
      - A survey commissioned by The Children's Society in 2010 found that only 10% of adults think that it's religious meaning is the most important thing about Christmas. only 4% of 25-34 year olds thought the religious aspect was important whilst 20% of those over 60's years feel that it is the key aspect of Christmas. 67% of all adults said spending time with family was the most important thing about Christmas.
      Source.

      Christmas as a child for me generally involved:
      - in the week before Christmas Day, going to see a pantomime (not every year. An alternative was to go to the nearest city and look at the decorations in the main square)
      - on Christmas Eve (24th), going to the local pub until about 5-8pm (later as I got older),
      -- eating fish. I think my mum had some religious/traditional reason for cooking fish, although mostly it was an excuse to buy expensive fish
      -- leaving a mince pie and a glass of sherry for Father Christmas by the hearth (100 year old house, with chimney), hanging a very large "stocking"
      - on Christmas Day (25th), waking up my parents in their room and opening some small presents
      - waiting for my grandparents to arrive
      - waiting some more
      - and more
      - and more
      - my grandparents arriving
      - opening larger presents
      - eating a roast turkey dinner, followed by Christmas pudding
      - watching the Queen's Christmas Message on TV, or antagonising my parents by refusing to watch it
      - watching re-runs of sitcoms on TV and/or playing with toys while the adults slept
      - eating a very small something before my grandparents left
      - on Boxing Day (26th), going for a walk was the only regular activity. Until I was about 14 we went to the nearby reservoir and watched the birds, after that we went to the pub...

      I went to a church service once, when I was about 12 -- a friend was singing in the Cathedral Choir, and he said he'd like me to go. I don't remember much, except I couldn't see my friend from where we were sat.

      Now if only we could get rid of all the terrorist crap associated with Ramadan and Eid

      That must be a different kind of Ramadan and Eid to what happens here...

    36. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      Cedar trees are evergreens, and are native to the Middle East. I'll leave it to others to point out any other examples, but that one I know off the top of my head.

      Virg

    37. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I think most people would be happy with that state of affairs. The problem is when you start using the bible to justify laws, or telling others how they should live their lives, or as the basis for wars and murder. I don't think anyone ever killed someone over an interpretation of one of Aesop's fables. I'd be more than happy to take this as a collection of guidelines for how we live our own lives and each person takes away from it what they will, but the second we get into grouping together and using it as the basis for how others should live theirs, it becomes a dangerous tool.

    38. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You're simply using a good deal of verbiage to justify the Prime Mover argument. Let's look at it this way. If you claim that the universe requires a cause, and invoke God as that cause, thus stating that some entity must exist who is without cause to produce everything else, why can't I invoke Occam's Razor, remove the unnecessary element, and simply give that particular attribute to the Universe itself?

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    39. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Thank you, kind sir or madam, for pointing out in a rather dramatic fashion that there are atheists in the world who not only share the same depth of knowledge and grasp of the fundamentals of science as the shallowest of Creationists, but also are proud to stand atop the building and shout their ignorance.

      You are to be commended.

    40. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      There are two problems with your description here. Firstly, there are large swaths of Christianity outside of Catholicism, and many of them do indeed have doctrine that directly contradicts evolution. Secondly, the Catholic church has a storied history with enforcing doctrine over science. See Galileo for that concept. Your description is a comfortable analysis of the very recent Catholic church, but history shows that significant percentages of clergy and laity have seen science and religion as opposites.

      Virg

    41. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Zcar · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of evergreens in the Middle East. Ever seen the Lebanese flag with the Lebanon cedar on it? Grows from Turkey down into Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, and Israel.

    42. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by darkstar949 · · Score: 0

      History books tend to be quite biased towards the authors on take on the events involved and depending upon what you are reading, you can pick up two different books can find different dates for events as well. Case and point: read some books on the American Revolution (American authors) and the American War of Independence (British authors).

      Also, historians and archaeologists are quite well known for ignoring evidence that they might be wrong up to the point where there is pretty much multiple sources of irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

    43. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      I don't think that big a heave is necessary. Yule is a religious celebration of some sun god such as Bel, making that heave simply from one player to another.

      I enjoy the holiday for itself and give a crap as to name. Besides, the ones screwing it up are Christian businessmen anyway and the random AA moron who files a lawsuit over a nativity scene. Real atheists should beat those fuckers to death (in a rhetorical sense).

    44. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      You are completely wrong. Religious people examine their scriptures all the time - The Jesus Seminar.

    45. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Or you could be like Sheldon Cooper and celebrate Saturnalia or Isaac Newton's birthday. (Merry Newtonmas?)

      http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/wiki/Christmas

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    46. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An important distinction of the examples you've mentioned, is that history books are subject to being updated and corrected if new, more credible information is found. The parts of the bible which contain errors, will likely contain those errors until the bible goes out of print.

    47. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You couldn't have gone with a car metaphor?

      Now I'm hungry.

      Thanks, jerk.

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    48. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by StormReaver · · Score: 2

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors?

      Because history books are written by people who understand that the content represents one of several points of view. For example, American history books paint our founding fathers as heroes, whereas British history books paint them as traitors. Both are correct, depending on your point of view.

      Whereas Christianity (among other religions) promotes the nonsensical position that it is the ultimate authority on everything. Therefore, if one significant flaw is found in its dogma, then the rest is rendered suspect, and therefore useless. This is because a dogma which claims to be right about everything must be right about everything. If it isn't, then it can't be trusted to be right about anything.

      Most religions can only exist if they are believed to be right about everything. That is why fanatics/the religious will go to any lengths to crush or hand-wave away any evidence which is contradictory to those beliefs. To do otherwise will require them to face the obvious: their religious view of the universe has been, is, and always will be wrong. Since they tend to define themselves in terms of their absurd belief system, such a revelation is embarrassing to the point of challenging their will to live.

    49. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read a book on history and must conclude that the historian is just making things up in some parts, the whole book and that historian's reputation is ruined. You throw it out. If someone is trying to tell you that he witnessed an unbelievable event, but then freely admits that he sometimes just makes these kinds of things up, that makes him suddenly a lot less trustworthy as a witness. Clearly parts of the bible are just made up. What I wonder is how you know that the God part isn't made up too - that would fit the pattern we've already established that parts of the bible are made up, and those parts don't have clear markers saying "this never happened." As far as I know Christians believe that the bible is the only record of direct communication from God that they've got, so having it just made up seems like it should be a serious issue to me. Imagine if law books had parts of them just made up and not actual laws, with no way to tell ahead of time which were the real laws and which were just stories.

    50. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't?

      You should start by understanding that there is not a book called the Bible. It's just a collection of various writings from different time periods by different people. Saying that one must make a blanket statement as to how to interpret it as a whole just makes you look like an idiot. Or a dick.

      Look, I'll sum this up simply. We've all heard the story of the Little Boy Who Cried Wolf. We all know this is not a scientifically accurate tale. We all know the tale, however, conveys some simple truths.
      To try and use it as a scientific Truth makes you a fool.
      To try and claim it carries no value or Truth in any regard, makes you even more a fool.

    51. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't? Then what's the point of history?

      Good point, but you may equally argue "Why even bother with fairy tales, when you must admit they contain errors?". Also, unlike History, the Bible deals with supernatural assertions for which there is no possible confirmation from an independent source.

      The point is: why to assume the Bible is trustworthy regarding metaphysical untestable claims if it's not trustworthy regarding the testable ones?

    52. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why even bother with a theology you must admit contains errors? Which part of the Bible contains the facts, and which doesn't? And if you don't know, then what's the point of your faith?

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors?

      Agree with parent, but no need to stop at history. Mathematicians turn a blind eye to Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems and get on with their work. Programmers deal with buggy software everyday. Who says that theology MUST be consistent? Weak-minded atheists are the culprit. There is enough good debatable material to rise above this playground/slashdot squabble.

    53. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      The point of faith is to live, do, and be better, where the metric of better is normative.

      If that were true of an large enough majority of those with faith, we wouldn't be having this discussion. Unfortunately, I'd give it 50%.

    54. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Less than 50%. My less than sign got eaten.

    55. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're simply using a good deal of verbiage to justify the Prime Mover argument. Let's look at it this way. If you claim that the universe requires a cause, and invoke God as that cause, thus stating that some entity must exist who is without cause to produce everything else, why can't I invoke Occam's Razor, remove the unnecessary element, and simply give that particular attribute to the Universe itself?

      Because the Universe is a caused event and it does not exist until it exists and hence has no means of being a cause unto itself.

    56. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I disagree that that is the point of faith. I don't think that is the point at all. Faith is an end unto itself: by faith you are saved. Faith is a self-perpetuating notion spread from human to human -- the "Holy Ghost", if you will. The point of having faith is to have faith.

      And that is why it is all nonsense.

    57. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And how does God solve this? Now you're just moving the problem back to another entity, and assigning to that entity precisely the same attribute that you claim the universe cannot have. I could say the same thing of God, and we'd simply end up in an endless stream of Mover's each slightly closer to Prime than the last, but never a Prime Mover. At some point you have to admit that causation may not apply at some point, and at that point, I'll just assign that particular attribute to the one entity that I know exists, and leave you to try to explain how your logic doesn't defeat itself.

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    58. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The argument is better stated as this:

      1. Anything that begins to exist has a cause for its existence
      2. The universe began to exist
      3. The universe has a cause for its existence.

      When stated like this it's clear that God does not need a cause for his existence because God did not begin to exist. The universe, however, does need a cause because the universe did begin to exist.

      Said another way: Non-contingency is an attribute of God. Asking why God doesn't require a cause for his existence is like asking, "Why is it that all bachelors are unmarried?"

    59. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      While your viewpoint is much more representative of the majority of non-american christians, the problem is, it is a lot less vocal...

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    60. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by bledri · · Score: 0

      Which part of the Bible contains the facts ...

      The part that specifies which company printed the edition you're holding

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    61. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that scientifically, the RCC claims about the bread and wine in the Eucharist are unsustainable. As to the rest, well yes, if you invoke magic, you automatically remove any claim from the realm of science. That doesn't mean somehow that your claims are true, it just means, again, that you've invoked magic.

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    62. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And how, pray tell, do you know that the universe even began to exist? Again, you're trying to play a game of semantics to allow for what is an internally inconsistent bit of logic to make God necessary but to refuse the notion that causation may not apply to the origins of the Universe. Simply put, you're trying to do an end-run around science, and invoke a logical definition of god that you feel is unassailable, all the while ignoring the fact the fact that your pulling definitions out of thin air.

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    63. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normative normative.... religion... normative normative... science... normative normative.... Star Trek

    64. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between approval and allowing. When you are booting up a Civilization/Culture from scratch you will have to go through some pretty ugly bits.

      You're clearly one of those ignorant who mock without even having read the Bible properly.

      Otherwise you would realize that despite the passages in the Bible dealing with slavery, there isn't very much punishment proscribed for slaves that run away (go look for it - the "State" doesn't care). In fact:
      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+23%3A15-16&version=NIV

      15 If a slave has taken refuge with you, do not hand them over to their master. 16 Let them live among you wherever they like and in whatever town they choose. Do not oppress them.

      You could choose to interpret that as foreign slaves only. But if you run to another town/country who is going to be able to figure the difference in those days? Not like they had passports or photo ID. In case you're wondering they were barely into the Iron Age at that time, so good luck with doing the ball and chain slavery stuff ;).

      Yes the master could give the slave a huge beating if the master ever caught up with the slave, but even then if he screws up and say the slave loses a tooth, the slave gets to go free, or the master gets punished for killing the slave (I see possible interpretations of the law that indicate death could be a punishment).

      There were usually a few main reasons you were a slave:
      a) you couldn't support yourself (despite supposedly being able to glean: http://www.bible-history.com/isbe/G/GLEANING/ )
      b) you lost a war - that usually sucked in those days.
      c) you were a child whose parents were both slaves.

      What do you propose people do in a time without birth control? Give prisoners, slaves, children of slaves full privileges? Who is going to feed them or give them land? There was no "Green Revolution" back then. Already in these relative times of plenty you still have people in the US grumbling about "evil socialism" and socialized healthcare taking their money.

      Many of the laws deal with the world when stuff fails. In those days a lot of wars was genocide whether you liked it or not. If you didn't wipe the enemy out, if they ever got the chance, they would come back and wipe you out. There was no stuff like the "Geneva Convention". In fact it was not unheard of for victors to "salt the earth" so that even those who escape would have a harder time growing crops in that area.

      Even today you have something similar with some naive people saying in effect that because the workers in China are being exploited, they should lose their jobs. Who is going to feed those workers then?

      If you or someone else can propose a practical alternative that would have worked better back in those days, go ahead and post it. I or others might have a good time laughing at the results.

      There have been many peoples/cultures with long histories. And from what I see the Jews certainly have a high number of Nobel laureates per capita. Same goes for top mathematicians, musicians, actors, bankers.

      Like it or not, the "bunch of lies/bullshit" sure seems to have made a difference for the Jews. Even if by now many of them no longer believe it.

      Show me a superior ""bunch of lies/bullshit" or "Truth" or "Truthiness" that would have worked better.

      Confucianism? It has its merits, but by objective measures it's still inferior don't you think?

      "Modern Science"? Where's the syllabus for domesticating humans?

      So go ahead think about it harder.

      As I said and say again: when you are booting up a Civilization/Culture from scratch you will have to go through some pretty ugly bits.

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    65. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the entire Bible is an interesting read. There is no good reason not to read it, atheist or otherwise.

    66. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not false. They're allegory.

    67. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know the universe began?

      A. Borde, A. Guth and A. Vilenkin (2003). "Inflationary space-times are incomplete in past directions". Phys. Rev. Lett. 90 (15): 151301. arXiv:gr-qc/0110012. Bibcode 2003PhRvL..90o1301B. doi:10.1103/PhysRevLett.90.151301. PMID 12732026.

    68. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by m50d · · Score: 2

      Nobody shits on the Greek classics for not including footnotes

      Nobody treats them as a source of truth or something to live your life by. If you're taking the position that the bible is exactly as valid or useful as the Odyssey that's fine by me, but Christians seem to regard it rather more highly than that.

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    69. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Notice I'm not coming out in favor or against either science or religion here. I'm pointing out, I think these people are nothing more than deep-cover atheists.

      If they dont believe in a fall (implied in summary), then theyre certainly not christians; its kind of a core belief.

      I tend to agree with your statements, btw.

    70. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by markbark · · Score: 1

      Help put the "Sol" back in solstice!
      It was Solis Iinvictus LONG before it was "Christmas"

    71. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that an all-knowing, all-powerful God created everything in the observable universe.

      I'd be grateful if you would try to articulate why you have this belief. From my vantage point, such a belief seems utterly unfounded and unwarranted, yet a substantial portion of humanity claims to possess it. Is it caused by a personal revelation, some kind of experience that is so persuasive that you cannot ascribe it to halucination or any other distortion of our perception? Or is it a matter of being born into a family/culture where the belief is commonplace such that it is simply absorbed like any other type of received belief? I'm not trying to be disingenous here; it's always puzzled me and your post was so thoughtful that it seemed like you could provide insight.

    72. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by markbark · · Score: 1

      Funny, but there are no evergreen trees in the middle east. How did that end up in the bible?

      Ever hear of "The Cedars of Lebanon?"

    73. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2
      That paper does indeed prove that some versions of inflationary spacetimes can't be eternal. It notes that it doesn't address all possible models, however.

      In any case, there's a separate issue. You state, "at some point the fundamental mathematical principles of the universe had to 'always exist'. To me, the difference between that and a Supreme Deity isn't all that far of a stretch."

      I disagree. It's not clear to me that mathematical principles like "2+2=4" actually "exist" in a sense analogous to how, say, the computer I'm typing this on "exists". It's a complicated question. Post-relativity, it seems that hyperbolic geometry best describes spacetime as we see it. So, in what sense does Euclidean geometry "exist"?

      Besides which, mathematical truths, whatever their ontological status, don't have causal power. We model what actually exists in math, but the math doesn't make things behave that way. We modeled geometry in Euclidean terms for centuries before Einstein came along and figured out it didn't match reality. The model we used changed, not reality.

      Positing even eternal changeless mathematical forms that 'exist' in some sense is tempting - the Mandelbrot Set sure seems 'discovered' more than 'invented' - but it's a far cry from a sentient being that does things.

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    74. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only became trite because it was so oft-quoted ... from the Bible. Calling Biblical passages trite is a little like accusing Star Wars of being a ripoff of Eragon ;)

    75. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I am an atheist, and I don't really see a problem with the name. Historically, it has been a Christian holiday for many centuries now. Even for those of us who today celebrate it purely as a year-end holiday with no religious pretext, its cultural roots are still in Christianity, and the name properly reflects that. Changing it for the sake of being politically correct is somewhat silly, IMO.

      For a similar example, in my native language - Russian - the word for "thanks" ("spasibo") is a readily recognizable contraction of "God save (you)" ("spasi bog"). Should we also change that?

    76. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Yamioni · · Score: 1

      But hopefully we'll lose the insane religious nuttery that goes with it.

      You and I both friend, but frankly I'd be happy if those damned carolers would just get off my lawn.

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    77. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      You're not a true Christian...

      Who put you in charge to say? People have picked random mishmash from the beginning. IMHO, Christianity is like a Chili cook-off. Every one is a little different recipie, but you can look at all of 'em, and and say, yeah, that's chili.

      The problems come when the habanero recipe tries to convert or destroy the jalapeno recipe. Or the kidney-bean sects declare that all those who contain brown beans are going to chili hell...that they're not really 'chili'.

      I believe GP was making that statement ('You're not a true Christian') as an illustration of that fact, since some other flavour of Christianity will truly and wholeheartedly believe that statement. From what I can see, for most religions, it's an 'all or nothing' thing: those who believe the same are saved, those who believe anything else are damned, and often portrayed as less than human.

      People take their chili quite seriously, but rarely are they willing to shun or even kill others for preferring a different flavour...and who, exactly, gets to decide which recipe is the 'True Chili'? Or, to refer back to GP's post, who exactly gets to decide which portions of the recipe are meant to be interpreted literally (teh Truth with a capital 'T'), and which can be substituted without harming the overall recipe (metaphors)? Sure, each can decide for themselves, but don't be surprised if someone else feels differently than you do, and rejects you and your recipe because of it.

      The important part is that your chili help you feed yourself, and that your Christianity help you build a relationship with God and Christ.

      That's the important part to you, and the more power to you. Others can and do place emphasis on other aspects of their religion/chili. Some simply believe it's not 'right' unless it's painful and/or has inconvenient social consequences... ;)

      (love the chili analogy, btw! thanks!)

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    78. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Yamioni · · Score: 1

      You're not a true Christian who believes in the word of God.

      And odds are, you aren't either. There are reportedly 38,000 Christian denominations. On the face of it there's about a 0.0026% chance you're actually a member of the 'winning' denomination. Remember, this is a blind grab. The only people that know which one got it right are God, and the people that actually got it right and are chillin' with God right now. And that's assuming the 'winning' religion is a Christian based faith (also assuming there is only one winner, since that is what the Christian based faiths claim.) Your odds are actually much lower, unless we're lucky and only Christians compete against each other, and Buddists and Islamics get their own 'Heaven'. At those odds I'd much rather spend my life not being a total douchbag telling others that I'm better than they are because the invisible sky man I believe in is the one that actually exists. I'd rather spend my life being good to people and enjoying the here and now, rather than living my life in some restricted way on the slim, slim, slim chance that it might get me something good after I die. The only God I see fit to be believed in is a God that doesn't give a damn what religion you follow, as long as you live a good life and aren't a total douche to everyone around you. But hey, that's me, you keep living your pipedream.

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    79. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Religion: Something that people believe is true (but not because it's supported by evidence)
      Mythology: Something people used to believe as religion, but no one does anymore (or at least, no one you care about offending)
      Fiction: Something no one ever even claimed was true

      Fiction and mythology contain useful and popular cultural stories. Aesop's fables are fiction. Santa Claus is fiction (except among small children). Greco-Roman myths are mythology. Political party platforms are a strange mix of religion and logic, and the religious parts are precisely the parts that are least valuable and most harmful.

      In fact, mythology is precisely what you get when you take religion and remove the most harmful aspects of it: the irrational parts that ask people to believe things without (or in spite of) evidence.

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    80. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Read it. Decide what part of it (none, some, most, all) you believe

      This is precisely the thing I most object to about religion: the idea that you're free to pick whatever beliefs you want. That any belief is as good as any other, and whatever you decide to believe is fine.

      A belief that is not based on evidence is a belief that is probably false. Here is what you should have said: "Read it. Study the evidence related to it: how and when it was written, how it has evolved over the years, other evidence that supports or contradicts what it says. Decide what belief is best supported by the evidence." If you haven't studied the evidence, you have no business picking a belief. The only honest thing to do is to accept that you have insufficient basis for reaching a decision. And if you have studied the evidence, you are not free to go against the evidence and believe whatever you want. That is not honest either.

      Hm. My signature quote seems to be oddly appropriate for this post.

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    81. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by bertok · · Score: 1

      You do realise that I was just picking something as a random example, right? I didn't actually believe or care in it one way or another, so that trying to disprove the example is futile. I wasn't asking for a justification or an explanation -- not that I think a justification is really possible. Try finding the biggest, angriest black man you can, and try justifying slavery to that guy, see how well your moral argument works for you.

      It doesn't matter if it's slavery, or rape -- the example could be anything that is popularly attributed to be the word of God, controversial or not. It could be whether homosexuality is a sin or not, or if wearing mixed fibres is just as bad or no longer relevant. It could be that murder is bad, or that's it's good. Disrespecting your father. Working on the sabbath. Any and all rules, prescriptions, moral codes, rituals, rights, or beliefs. Anything. For each and every one of those in the Bible, you have no idea if they're valid or not. For one thing, the Bible has contradictions in it as well as known edits at various times in history. At some point, you have to chose which contradicting passage you believe in (or neither!), because it can't possibly be both. By editing the Bible, someone has also chosen for you, whether you know it or not.

      It doesn't matter how I have read it, or how you think you've read it, or what your pastor/minister/priest/whatever told you about it. Not you, or I, or anyone else has a hope of ever pointing to a passage -- any passage -- and be able to say with certainty that it's the true word of God.

      That's my point -- this is why religion is such a waste of time -- everybody goes around believing in stuff that is indistinguishable from stuff someone just made up.

    82. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't? Then what's the point of history?

      History can be revised when new facts are revealed.

    83. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was pretty good.

    84. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Moryath · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with carolers. Why not join them and go sing with your neighbors and get to know some of them as you go around?

      Oh, right, you're a solitary basement-dweller. Don't worry. At that time of year and in the traditional eveningtime caroling, there's no natural light to burn you.

    85. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Not so. As we learned more about textual criticism, and as we found more historical documents, the bible has been re-written. That's part of the reason why there are different versions of the bible. For example, the New International Version of the bible, one of the most popular modern English translations, has had three revisions since its initial publication. Bibles are not simply slapped together, word for word copies of some ancient scrap of goat hide. They are peer reviewed consensus documents, offering the best analysis of all the available sources.

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    86. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      If Mary wasn't a virgin? Jesus conceived in the typical fashion? Then the people of the world would have ground to say "This guy's a loon, he's just as human as the rest of us".
      All of what you've said is rather broken and odd to me. I learned and believed that all scripture was God breathed(2Tim 3:16), and that men were supposed to use that scripture to eat(spiritually[Matt 4:4]), and rejecting any of it seems rather heretical. On top of that, to say "I believe in Jesus" is to say "I believe the word of God"(John 1:1), so to say "I believe in Jesus" and "I believe in parts of God's word" also sounds very contradictory.
      To clarify what I'm getting at, the whole Quaker method as described here seems like religious dogma in and of itself, and contradictory, and heretical(assuming you accept the entire Bible as truth and the word of God[which I do - though you probably noticed that ^^;]).

      I'd also like to ask another question which will probably be as offensive as the rest of what I've said here, but I need to clarify regardless. The pamphlet in the pew says "We emphasize personal experience with God over religious dogma"; is that meant to suggest that the Bible is or is related to dogma?

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    87. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by petterb · · Score: 1

      "Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't? Then what's the point of history?

      Same with the bible."

      Ehm, no. Because history doesn't claim to be the perfect true word of anything. History is our story - written by us, to the best of our knowledge. When new and better evidence rolls in, history is updated.

      Religious stuff can not have ANY errors. Not one. As this falsifies the claim of it being written by an all-knowing, supersmart superthing.

    88. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Sure, and do they update the Bible according to new insight?

    89. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      *Translations* get re-written.

    90. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe the Christian faiths (at least not all denominations) believe only one of them will get you into heaven, and it is possible that the ones that do are wrong on that point, but the faithful believers will still get into heaven.

      Of course if the Bible is the word of God, why doesn't He tell me which version is correct?

    91. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Yamioni · · Score: 1

      Well, I certainly don't live with my parents anymore, since ya know, I'm an adult and all. And I already know, and am friends with all my neighbors. I don't need carolers as an excuse to go meet the people I live around. While my previous post was meant more as a joke, I do despise carolers for two reasons. One, they're noisy, and I hate noisy people. Two, they are allowed to violate noise ordinances. If I stood in front of your house with a boombox blasting Megadeath, you call the cops and they'd escort me home. But you call the cops about carolers making too much noise and they ignore you. The only difference I see here is that carolers are singing songs tied to some religious following, and religion gets treated with kid gloves in this country. A little hypocritical wouldn't you agree?

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      Cool post bro, highfive \o
    92. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Your point is about the same as saying that you can't attribute Shakespeare's works to "That William Shakespeare" because you can't be sure whether each and every line was written by him. And what the book/work is about, the plot/story etc doesn't even matter, or come into consideration.

      Same goes for any other work by any author that has been handed down via copies over the ages.

      While you're at it, you should tell historians to switch to a different career.

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    93. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem mathematics would be soon something a machine can do much better than a human. There would be no point of being a mathematician eventually. Theologies are usually built internally consistent. There is no point saying that the Bible contains a particular fact from the theological point of view.

    94. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The art of logic was kept alive and developed in monasteries during the "dark ages." So there indeed was a time where that assertion was not true.

    95. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by Moryath · · Score: 1

      If you don't like the carolers, wait a few minutes, they'll go away.

      They also don't do it at fucking 2am like the 16 year old shits who like to blast a lot of bass (c)rap from their car driving through where I live.

    96. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by bertok · · Score: 1

      Oh for crying out loud, it is a point of contention! See: Shakespeare authorship question.

      Read my post again -- it doesn't matter -- because I don't really care who did what to whom in history. It's interesting and entertaining, not a moral code and a way of life!

      People take religion seriously, to the point that they're cheerfully willing to kill each other over it, even though the basis for their religion is just a single book. That's insane.

      Try reading a book one day. Then read another one, and another one, and then some more, until you come to the realisation that books don't all agree with each other, or with reality. Just because something is written down doesn't mean anything special. Calling a book a holy book doesn't make it any more special either.

    97. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I know, which is why I said "That William Shakespeare".

      Despite all that, people still take "the works" seriously - part of certain exams. Create new works based on it. Get inspired by it. etc

      Just because something is written down doesn't mean anything special.

      And just because the above is true doesn't mean that nothing is special.

      I don't really care much for Shakespeare but I'm not one who tries to convince Shakespeare fans that it's all nothing special because it's just words, and words that could have been changed over the years, and also because we don't know who is really the author of any particular sentence or word.

      To me it wouldn't be a very convincing argument.

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    98. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      *Translations* get re-written.

      Of course. That's what people mean by "The Bible". The ancient scraps of goat hide (or whatever) don't get rewritten. They are the closest things we have to the original documents. However none of them would be considered to be "The Bible".

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    99. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by ajs · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with history, when you must admit it contains errors? Which part of History Books contain facts, and which doesn't?

      If we manage to gain new information about history, we will change the history books to reflect this. I don't believe the same is true for the bible.

      That's because it doesn't need to be updated. No one with half a brain thinks that a 2,000 year old book that's been translated into the ground has a whole lot of literal truth in it. On the other hand, it represents a philosophy and a mythology which are quite real, and which should not be cast aside because we sequenced the human genome.

    100. Re:So what faith are they reconciling, exactly? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Learn about spontaneous particle creation. Your first axiom is invalid.

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  11. Single source? by Compaqt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans.

    I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

    Or if we don't all descend from a common source (the rest having died or being killed off), does that give weight to racist arguments that blacks and whites are separate species?

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    1. Re:Single source? by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not if you define seperate species as species that are unable to interbreed. Various lines of Homo could have descended separately down the evolutionary tree for a while, but not diverged enough that when they came together again, they were unable to interbreed.

    2. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucy is considered a related species, not an ancestor.

    3. Re:Single source? by dmitrybrant · · Score: 2

      It's possible for all of us to have descended from Lucy/African Eve because she lived several million years ago, instead of the Biblical Eve who purportedly lived 6000 years ago. It's the 6000-year figure that makes it impossible for this much variation to occur.

    4. Re:Single source? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Misunderstanding due to the bad use of "Eve".... Who Was Mitochondrial Eve?

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    5. Re:Single source? by vlm · · Score: 2

      >it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans.

      I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

      Or if we don't all descend from a common source (the rest having died or being killed off), does that give weight to racist arguments that blacks and whites are separate species?

      The word you don't know to google for is "speciation"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciation

      The really short version of a really long subject using a /. car analogy is that 99.9% of parts for one model in adjacent years are interchangeable, but over an extremely long run, lets say pickup truck model from 1950 vs 2000, there eventually ends up being zero parts interchangeability ... they've drifted into "separate species" somewhere between 1950 and 2000, but at no individual model year could you really say this exact spot is THE birth of the new species of truck.

      There's plenty of space in evolution for racist arguments based on differences in environmental selection pressure, no need for convoluted miscegenation arguments.

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    6. Re:Single source? by Ardeaem · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans.

      I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

      No. Lucy is the name given to some skeletal remains, we are HIGHLY unlikely to be descended from her. "African Eve" is a completely different idea.

      Or if we don't all descend from a common source (the rest having died or being killed off), does that give weight to racist arguments that blacks and whites are separate species?

      No, it doesn't. The idea that "blacks" and "whites" are separate genetically, much less different species, is ridiculous.

    7. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing mitochondrial eve and Y-chromosome Adam. It is a simple mathematical fact that if you go back far enough in time every living member of any population will share a common ancestor of each gender. These common ancestors will almost certainly not exist at the same time and place. These individuals also were not alone, by any stretch of the imagination. Just look at the common fallacies portion of the Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve .

    8. Re:Single source? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2
      It's true, we're all descended from one female, the "Mitochondrial Eve" - in the sense that she's the most recent common matrilineal ancestor. That is to say, by chance, she had daughters, and they had daughters, and so forth. There were other women alive at the time, but at some point or another their great^n granddaughters had all sons.

      One major confusion is that species don't form from individuals. There's no 'single mutation that produces a new species'. There's always a population that diverges.

      For a much clearer picture of how species really do come about, look up 'ring species'. For example, the Larus gulls are several subspecies where variants live in a ring around the Arctic. The Herring Gull in the U.K. can interbreed with the American Herring Gull, and the American can interbreed with the Vega Gull in Russia. And so on, until you come to the Lesser Black-Backed Gull in the Netherlands. It basically can't breed with the Herring Gull. Hybrids are extremely rare and don't seem to be fertile, like mules.

      So, is it a separate species? You could breed it with its relative to the East, and so on. But what if, say, the Vega Gull went extinct? Would you have separate species then?

      Now, imagine such variations happening across time instead of (or as well as) space, and you've got an idea how species actually do form, instead of the 'saltationist' strawman that many try to imply. (Not saying you are, just that it's a very common misunderstanding that's often deliberately promoted.)

      Note also that human 'races' are all entirely cross-fertile, and thus are decidedly not 'separate species'.

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    9. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well there is genetic evidence of historical human interbreeding with Neanderthals in Europe and another archaic hominin group discovered in Denisova Cave in Siberia, but less so in Africa. Thus european whites and asians still carry some "non-human" DNA, and ironically this would suggest that blacks are "more human" than "whites".

      This article in nature goes over some recent research:
      http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v468/n7327/full/nature09710.html#/a-model-of-population-history

      Genetic history of an archaic hominin group from Denisova Cave in Siberia

      * David Reich,1, 2, 15
      * Richard E. Green,3, 4, 15
      * Martin Kircher,3, 15
      * Johannes Krause,3, 5, 15
      * Nick Patterson,2, 15
      * Eric Y. Durand,6, 15
      * Bence Viola,3, 7, 15
      * Adrian W. Briggs,1, 3
      * Udo Stenzel,3
      * Philip L. F. Johnson,8
      * Tomislav Maricic,3
      * Jeffrey M. Good,9
      * Tomas Marques-Bonet,10, 11
      * Can Alkan,10
      * Qiaomei Fu,3, 12
      * Swapan Mallick,1, 2
      * Heng Li,2
      * Matthias Meyer,3
      * Evan E. Eichler,10
      * Mark Stoneking,3
      * Michael Richards,7, 13
      * Sahra Talamo,7
      * Michael V. Shunkov,14
      * Anatoli P. Derevianko,14
      * Jean-Jacques Hublin,7
      * Janet Kelso,3
      * Montgomery Slatkin6
      * & Svante Pääbo3
      * et al.

      Journal name:
      Nature
      Volume:
      468,
      Pages:
      1053–1060
      Date published:
      (23 December 2010)
      DOI:
      doi:10.1038/nature09710

      Received
      15 August 2010
      Accepted
      30 November 2010
      Published online
      22 December 2010

      *Abstract*

      Using DNA extracted from a finger bone found in Denisova Cave in southern Siberia, we have sequenced the genome of an archaic hominin to about 1.9-fold coverage. This individual is from a group that shares a common origin with Neanderthals. This population was not involved in the putative gene flow from Neanderthals into Eurasians; however, the data suggest that it contributed 4–6% of its genetic material to the genomes of present-day Melanesians. We designate this hominin population ‘Denisovans’ and suggest that it may have been widespread in Asia during the Late Pleistocene epoch. A tooth found in Denisova Cave carries a mitochondrial genome highly similar to that of the finger bone. This tooth shares no derived morphological features with Neanderthals or modern humans, further indicating that Denisovans have an evolutionary history distinct from Neanderthals and modern humans.

      *Introduction*

      Less than 200,000years ago, anatomically modern humans (that is, humans with skeletons similar to those of present-day humans) appeared in Africa. At that time, as well as later when modern humans appeared in Eurasia, other ‘archaic’ hominins were already present in Eurasia. In Europe and western Asia, hominins defined as Neanderthals on the basis of their skeletal morphology lived from at least 230,000 years ago before disappearing from the fossil record about 30,000 years ago1. In eas

    10. Re:Single source? by sorak · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I can do it justice (not a scientist), but imagine that you have a group of species x, living in a mountain range. Some, which we will call subspecies Y are separated and wander off into the desert. Life is difficult for Y, but those with a lower metabolism may fare better in the heat, with limited amounts of water. One of them has a mutation that makes him a little bit darker than the rest, and might protect him from the sun. In time, this mutation spreads through the population. In time, one has a mutation that makes him retain water. This spreads through the population. Keep this up over a few thousand years, and you will find that there is never a point at which they "jumped species". In fact, there was never a point at which one was radically different from the rest of the village. Instead, each mutation would be a small change that would pull the village in one direction or another, over time. But, if you were to reintroduce species X with subspecies Y, there will be a point at which they simply are no longer biologically compatible. This is called speciation.

      So, Lucy may have been a member of a village that was an early descendant of man, but every organism that reproduces in a species that doesn't go extinct is a missing link between its' ancestors and its descendents. Lucy was only special in that we didn't have any fossils from "our" ancestry from that time period. As for racist arguments, it is impossible to objectively state where one species ends and another begins, but the ability of produce interracial children is a hint that African Americans are just as human as the rest of us.

    11. Re:Single source? by nigral · · Score: 1

      Lucy is 3.2 millions years old.
      Adam and Eve are about 6000 years old.
      Mitochondrial Eve is about 200'000 years old.

      It doesn't have to be M.E. and multiple males it ca be M.E., her daughters, granddaughters, great granddaughters ... and multiple males.

    12. Re:Single source? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Note also that human 'races' are all entirely cross-fertile, and thus are decidedly not 'separate species'.

      Cites? We are not 100% cross fertile right now. Close enough to 100% not to matter a whole heck of a lot, but not exactly 100% for all combos. A cite would not be an online simplified blanket statement, but an actual grid of cross-fertility rates... I do agree that those rates are in the high 99% range, but the important point is we are not by any means immune to speciation pressures that apply to all animals.

      If the west and east hemispheres had stayed separate for more than a couple thousand years, maybe 125K years, then we would have probably separated into two species. Also true that there would be no specific date where we went from 100% cross fertile to 0% cross fertile. It would be a very gradual decline in cross fertility of perhaps 1% every 1000 years or so. Within an order of magnitude, anyway.

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    13. Re:Single source? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      I do agree that those rates are in the high 99% range, but the important point is we are not by any means immune to speciation pressures that apply to all animals.

      Um... saying that we are not separate species now is not a claim that 'under no circumstances could humanity ever split into separate species'. Where the heck did you get that from?

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    14. Re:Single source? by paulkoan · · Score: 1

      Or if we don't all descend from a common source (the rest having died or being killed off), does that give weight to racist arguments that blacks and whites are separate species?

      No. And dogs that look different are not different species either. They are dogs.

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    15. Re:Single source? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >Not if you define seperate species as species that are unable to interbreed. Various lines of Homo could have descended separately down the evolutionary tree for a while, but not diverged enough that when they came together again, they were unable to interbreed.

      There was even a recent /. story about research proving that -after finding characteristic neanderthal genes in all humans outside Africa. Prove positive that early homo sapiens could and DID interbreed with homo neanderthalenses.

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    16. Re:Single source? by teg · · Score: 1

      I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

      While science has "found" Mitochondrial Eve, she wasn't the only female in existence then... she was obviously part of a larger community.

    17. Re:Single source? by utkonos · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!! Another thing to point out is the idea of species as a way to differentiate between individuals and groups of individuals at one single moment in time. When you bring time into the equation the idea of species becomes a different concept almost entirely. Since a population is always incrementally different from one generation to the next, it is simply a matter of convenience to call a certain population of organisms from time A to time B a species separate from a later descended population from time C to time D. An example of this is calling one species of Homo different from another ancestral species of Homo. If you have an unbroken line of ancestry between a specific fossil and modern humans, that particular fossil a different species is completely arbitrary and for convenience. If somehow you find a fossil of a descendant of that individual 100 generations later. Do you call it a new species? It may not be a new species in the formal ability to mate and have offspring sense, but you will never know because they are both fossils. Another way to think of it is take the common ancestor of rabbits and humans then line up one individual from each generation from ancestor to modern rabbits. You would have a very long line of organisms, but if you stand at any one point, you will see a line of animals that are nearly identical to one another except for color morphs and the like. But if you look at the first and the last individual they are probably going to look very different and obviously you will call those two members of two separate species, but how many species are between those two? How do you decide an exact point where one species ends and another begins? The answer is you can't, so you lay arbitrary center points at the locations of extant fossils.

    18. Re:Single source? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Except that has not been a definition of species for decades. We know some closely related species can interbreed and produce viable reproductively-capable hybrids (ie. wolves or dogs and coyotes).

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    19. Re:Single source? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Or if we don't all descend from a common source (the rest having died or being killed off), does that give weight to racist arguments that blacks and whites are separate species?

      There is more genetic variation between ethnic tribes of sub-Saharan Africans (all very "black") than there is between any two other out-of-Africa humans. So the genetic differences between an Irishman and a Mongolian are much smaller than between two very similar-looking "black people".

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    20. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

      Rule 34.

    21. Re:Single source? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I think you win for best/most appropriate car analogy.

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    22. Re:Single source? by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. The idea that "blacks" and "whites" are separate genetically, much less different species, is ridiculous.

      Exactly. IIRC, there is more genetic difference between two unrelated black folks in different parts of Africa than there is between either of them and a white person anywhere in the world. Everybody is made of pretty much the same stuff.

    23. Re:Single source? by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Old Mini, new MINI.

      0% the same :)

    24. Re:Single source? by brit74 · · Score: 1

      > "I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males."
      No, nobody believes we all descended from Lucy (as in the one female in existence). Lucy is one individual of a species of upright-walking, small brained hominids. Whether or not Lucy produced any ancestors is unknown. Whether human beings descended from the same species Lucy was a part of is unknown (perhaps the human lineage branched off from another species which was a cousin to Lucy's species). And Lucy was certainly not the only female of her species, so even if humans descended from Lucy's species, it means there was a whole population of creatures alive at the time, and Lucy was only one example.

    25. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are different species that are able to interbreed. Most of the time, though, the offspring is sterile. Some examples: Horses, donkeys, and zebra can all interbreed. So can Lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars.

    26. Re:Single source? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      At that rate neanderthals are the same species. Europeans and Asians have 4-6 % neanderthal dna.

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    27. Re:Single source? by greghodg · · Score: 0

      This would require a mutation rate not unlike the Haggunennons of Azizatus Three. Their genetic structure, based on the quadruple-striated octo-helix, is so chronically unstable, that far from passing their basic shape onto their children, they will quite frequently evolve several times over lunch.

    28. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >it is unlikely that we all descended from a single pair of humans.

      I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males.

      All mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is generally passed from mother to offspring without recombination.
      All mitochondrial DNA in every living person is directly descended from what is known as Mitochondrial Eve, estimated to have lived about 200,000 years ago.

      All Y-chromosoms are inherited from fathers, and the most recent common ancestor along that line for all living persons is known as Y-chromosomal Adam, who is estimated to have lived anywhere from 60,000 to 140,000 years ago.

      So the most recent common ancestor female and most recent common ancestor male did were not a couple - they lived at least 60,000 years apart!

    29. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I thought that Lucy/African Eve was the one that we're all descended from. Or was that a single pair of humans ... Lucy and multiple males."

      If we weren't all descended from Lucy/African Eve and a single male, then we WERE all descended from a single pair, that being Lucy/African Eve's parents since by definition she was descended from a single pair.

    30. Re:Single source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of a strange way to present the argument, especially since they can (and have) postulated both an approximate time and location of both the genomic African Eve (as inferred from mitochondrial DNA, which is only inherited in the maternal line) and the genomic Adam (as inferred from Y-chromosomal DNA, which is only inherited through the paternal line)... both likely to have been in Africa, though there is a huge time gap between the two of them (I think in the order of 10 thousand years).

      I already cringe at the thought of these arguments being "debunked" by creationists, owing to poor presentation of the data....

      Lucy is not the same as African Eve, just one of the earliest fairly complete Australopithecus fossils, that showed that showed, among other things, bipedalism at that point.

    31. Re:Single source? by alanh · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about Y-chromosomal Adam. The odds that he and Eve were contemporaries are vanishingly small.

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  12. Double Standard by sunderland56 · · Score: 2

    So, if the Church and 4 out of 10 Americans believe the Biblical version of creation, why are they so dead set against incest?

    1. Re:Double Standard by malignant_minded · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus_18

      Like many things as necessity fades things changed

    2. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The (Catholic) Church does not believe the biblical version of creation. The church has taught a "historical-critical" method of interpreting the bible since Vatican II in the 1960s. This method acknowledges that the bible is a (divinely inspired) work of literature and contains metaphors and other literary devices. Catholic doctrine does not hold, e.g., that the garden of eden actually existed nor that adam and eve were real people.

    3. Re:Double Standard by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus_18

      Genesis 19:36: "Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father."

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    4. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the Church and 4 out of 10 Americans believe the Biblical version of creation, why are they so dead set against incest?

      Have you BEEN to the bible belt?

    5. Re:Double Standard by malignant_minded · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this was posted to contradict my post but if anything I feel it reaffirms it. From my understanding Lot's daughters felt that there was no other way to carry their linage which points back to necessity. In either case this occurred before supposedly the author Moses wrote Leviticus. And apparently some scholars believe the incest laws were created later to separate the Israeli people from others.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot_(biblical_person)#Incest

    6. Re:Double Standard by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      The Biblical answer is that such laws changed at multiple points in history. Two such points would be Mt. Sinai (the giving of the Torah to Israel) and the cross (end of sacrifices, and possibly much of the rest of Old Testament law). If you look at Moses' genealogy, you find that his father, Amram, married his own aunt, Jochebed. But then you have the Torah given through Moses, which explicitly forbade such relationships. The literal reading then would be that before the giving of the Torah such relationships were allowed, or at least tolerated, and afterward they were forbidden. Just like the passing of a new law today. A few years ago in Texas, it was legal for a 14 year old girl to get married. Now she has to be 16. A new law was passed.

    7. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are speaking about now which is a much different a problem biologically than it was say, 10,000 years ago. Incest is a problem because it significantly increases the likelihood of certain traits being carried over when the dna are combined. We know the dangers of intrabreeding between family members which can result in genetic defects and other traits, however, many of these traits have been introduced into our nearly 7 billion member pool of genetic sources over time. The further you go back in time towards our ancestors, some of those traits would not have been present. The closer back to "perfect" genetic parents (for instance, adam and eve), they would not have had the raw number of defects which could possibly be reinforced. Theoretically, for a some number of generations after adam and eve, the likelihood of a genetic problem resulting from incest was small. As the number of genetic mutations increased over time, the problem became more prominent.

    8. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to go back and read it, but while Adam and Eve were the first humans, I think its possible that God did make others. Specifically, the "mark of Cain" was to protect Cain from getting killed by others. Which others? Not sure - they aren't mentioned.

      It's possible that these others interbred, rather than Adam and Eve's offspring just being it. It mentions that Eve is "the mother of all the living", but even if her offspring interbred with offspring of others from her generation, she'd still be related by blood.

      Or a more traditional view would be that Adam and Eve had a stack of children (including Seth). I'm no genetecist, but I'm guessing that it's possible (although improbable) that a large number of offspring could create a genetically diverse population. It's the improbability that makes it a "miracle".

    9. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wish i had mod points...

    10. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense - we have seen time and again that interbreeding within too small a gene pool will very quickly produce rampant mutation. Remember, mutation is what drives evolution, our distant ancestors would have had no more immunity to it than we do today. If anything has changed it's improved survival rates, advances in cosmetic surgery and more understanding and acceptance of people's differences which mean there is more opportunity for mutation to be passed along.

    11. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell 'em, dad!

    12. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the Church and 4 out of 10 Americans believe the Biblical version of creation,

      In the Biblical version of creation, it was only the Hebrew people who descended from Adam and Eve. There were other peoples in the world, thus the Mark which God placed upon Cain to protect him from them.

      Kind of ruins the whole incest theory, sorry I know it was getting you hot. Relax, go fuck your First cousin. Science tells us there's not any significant genetic risk these days.

    13. Re:Double Standard by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Because the Bible is dead set against it. Read through Leviticus 18-20.

      The bible doesn't say where Adam and Eve's children got their spouses. God could easily have created them as he did Adam and Eve. Or there could have been brother/sister hanky-panky going on. At the time though, the Law had not yet been given, so there was no trespass.

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    14. Re:Double Standard by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Wow. Ignorant much? The Mosaic laws forbidding close relations were not in effect at the time of Adam and Eve (allegorical or not). No one in their right mind would think that laws put into effect hundreds if not thousands of years after an act would then retroactively condemn someone for breaking a law that did not exist at the time they performed the action.

      My personal belief (supported by many scholars, but I'll leave it up to you to take the time to look if you care to do so) is that the Mosaic laws were put into place due to the apparent slow degradation of the species. Adam was said to have lived 900+ years, but by Moses' time, the average lifetime was said to be nearer 175 years of age. Marrying of close relations was no longer a safe option. Marrying a sister or cousin could introduce more and more defects into the human gene pool, so it had to be outlawed. Not that they necessarily understood the intricate details of the genetic code (obviously not), but they understood breeding processes and knew that it caused defects in the animal kingdom, so it's not at all unlikely they understood the consequences of close relations marrying.

      So the objection to incest for any rational modern Christian due to the social, genetic, and mental issues it can cause does not preclude the belief that there must have been one initial pairing of humans, and that that pair had children who intermarried to have more children. Both make logical sense.

      It is likely we all came from one initial set of 'parents' and that intra-familial marriage had to occur at the beginning. This does not mean that it is fine and dandy for brother and sister to marry each other now, especially when we know better genetically and socially speaking.

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    15. Re:Double Standard by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Coz God says so, now.

      Perhaps you could marry your sister back when our genome wasn't that badly corrupted.

    16. Re:Double Standard by jafac · · Score: 1

      In reality - they are NOT against incest.
      As long as there is a marriage, and offspring are produced.

      There are many scripturally blessed examples of incest, polygamy, and of course, rape.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    17. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reproduction with a family member will cause many of those genes/chromosomes that weren't dominant in you or your sister to become so when you have a child. Want totally fucked up children? Screw your sister.

    18. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As has been said else where, what church? Christianity hasn't got one unified church, and never really had it, not even before Luther. This nonsensical insistence in creationism has got nothing to with Christianity as such, merely an odd subset of Christians sects mostly based in the US believe that all of the bible should be interpreted literally.

    19. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugly relatives?

    20. Re:Double Standard by Creedo · · Score: 1

      First, go learn some biology. Marrying sisters or cousin does NOT introduce more and more defects. It simply increases the likelihood of getting a pair of recessive genes.

      Second, without some proof that your outlandish claims of longevity have any merit, your myth is still DOA. There is absolutely no evidence that life spans were any longer than they are now. It's no more plausible than the shenanigans that the rest of the gods we've dreamed up have gotten to.

      And, no, it's not at all likely that we all came from one initial set of parents. Again, some basic research would help you here. Hell, even a few hours of wikipedia searching could help you.

      Finally, I HAVE read your bible. It's one of the reasons I find your religion to be a bad joke.

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      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
    21. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask a fundie and they will tell you that the rules didn't apply then, out of necessity. In fact there really was only one rule back then. Don't eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

      Now as "scientists" these people should really be interested in the genetics of this tree and its ability to grant human forms some kind of knowledge just by eating the fruit. This is unlike any other fruit that currently exists and recreating it could advance humanity leaps and bounds. How about talking snakes? Where did they go? For that matter, we should be looking for the garden of eden, since it must be a place. Unless, of course, this whole section was not describing a literal place with with literal talking snakes with a literal tree with literal mind enhancing fruit.

    22. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the Church and 4 out of 10 Americans believe the Biblical version of creation, why are they so dead set against incest?

      Who says they are?

    23. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Adam & Eve were told to multiply and fill the earth, this was before they had sinned and were condemned to death.
      Without this sin, the consequence of death would not be in effect.

      So, although you see a problem here, think about it from this perspective:
      if indeed there is a real god who created Adam and Eve as the parents of the human race, would that god have created them and told them to fill the earth with their offspring if this offspring would be genetically problematic (retardation for example)?

      If that were true, this would quite likely have resulted in deformity and death over time even though there was no sin, and hence no death.

      Reasonably then, the incest problem would not have been a problem for humans if sin had not been an issue.
      No doubt you are aware, even if in disbelief, of the extremely long life-spans of the early times in the Bible - hundreds of years.
      Unbelievable for some today but it would make sense that as time went on and man strayed further from perfection and the effects of sin compounded over generations that life expectancy decreased, genetic problems became even more pervasive and the effects of inbreeding would be more problematic than in the beginning.

      So, much like what is said about homosexual acts, murder, rape, prostitution, drinking blood etc, the law that was given to Moses prohibits incest.
      This law was given quite some time after the initial period of Adam & Eve and even after the flood.

      So there is no contradiction here, only a different time period with different rules.

  13. Seeing how this is a Christian thing... by ebonum · · Score: 1

    There is only one proper response.

    BURN HIM!

  14. Re:Fixing such a thing... by buanzo · · Score: 0

    yeah, the whole 1.21 of them! wait...

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    Buanzo Consulting - 15 Years of GNU/Linux experience, for you.
  15. Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there was no fall, there was no need for redemption. If there was no need for redemption, there was no need for a savior. And without a savior, there is no Christianity.

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Heck there was definitively a need for a saviour who told the people, just be nice to each other and things work out and god is not the almighty punishing nutjob you think to believe but a good and loving father.

      He just did not save mankind from a sin never committed sin (he also as far as I recall never said, although he said you should not sin against your next and repent if you did) but just told them what they should have known firsthand.
      Period. Why do people always make things more complicated than they are.

    2. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If there was no fall

      There was a fall. Each year, in fact. After the summer and before the winter. :-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Bull. The fall not having occurred as in Genesis doesn't mean that mankind hasn't fallen. The parable implies that humans will always be imperfect (i.e. "sin") and so need a guide to look up to or follow, hence the need for a saviour. I always find it annoying when atheists accuse christians of too-literal bible reading, and then proceed to do it themselves. And I say that as an atheist myself.

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      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    4. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good counterpoint, bad subject line. Science and Christianity CAN mix, but we don't have all the answers right now.

    5. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      And? Did he succeed? /me turns on evening news....

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    6. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      If there was no fall...

      They did not say there was no fall. They said the fall did not literally happen because of a talking serpent, a magical apple, and only 2 humans. Heck, most Atheists think humans need redemption.

    7. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      He got the message out. For that he succeeded.

    8. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Interesting you call that a success. In the age of the Internet I can reach more people than Jesus ever could in his lifetime. So if I create a website with the sole words "be good to each other" and make sure it's heavily advertised, I'll be doing a better job than him.

      It awfully sounds to me like the argument that there wouldn't be morality without Religion and that is not true. As a social species, our morality comes from within and evolved with us. Nobody needed to bring us such a message.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    9. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Nobody needed to bring us such a message.

      I guess he thought it was a good idea at that time.

      Not sure Jesus would be happy with the current state of affairs.

    10. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It goes further. Jesus quoted Genesis as if it was fact, not allegory.

      Matthew 19:3-5

      New International Version (NIV)

        3 Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?”

            4 “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’[a] 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’[b]?
      Footnotes:

              Matthew 19:4 Gen. 1:27
              Matthew 19:5 Gen. 2:24

    11. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Heck there was definitively a need for a saviour who told the people, just be nice to each other and things work out and god is not the almighty punishing nutjob you think to believe but a good and loving father.

      Um. The fuck?

      You've got it completely backwards. This "saviour" is the one who invented the concept of Hell - infinite punishment for finite transgressions. The Jews certainly never had that idea. The Greek and Hindu Gods weren't "almighty punishing nutjobs". Christianity was the first major religion to claim that those who don't believe in it would be tortured forever. Jesus was a nutjob who started a cult based on the idea that the world was about to end, that only a small number of people would get taken to "heaven", and that the only way to get there was to follow him. "Good and loving father" my hairy ass.

    12. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the state of affaires when he "supposedly" walked the earth?

      Or 100 years after...
      Or is it 500 years after that...
      Maybe it was 1000 years after that...
      I must be wrong, you probably mean in the peacefull 17th? 18th? 19th? 20th century?

      Seriously, trying to find "the good old times" is an exercise in futility. Current state of affairs is better than it was before. There is still lots of suffering, hate and evil.
      However, much more people live quiet, healthy, happy lives, without fear of persecution than did before.

      As a society we still have a long road ahead of us, however... I think education is the key and its helping us improve society as a whole much faster than we have in the past.

      Religion, in general has been a hindrance to society, especially where education is concerned.

    13. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull. The need for a savior is not for "a guide to look up to or follow" --- God had sent plenty of those before ("Moses and the prophets"), but that never saved self-righteous gits (a.k.a. all of humanity) from being sinners. Entirely different from simply providing another role model, the Savior was need to actually forgive sins, replacing sinfulness with his own righteousness. Not that the reality of sin and fallenness needs a literal historical Adam to be true.

    14. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Even if I agree with their statement that there was never a time where there was an initial pair of the first human beings (if they didn't ever exist, where did all of humanity come from? At some point, there existed a mother and father with a child that would be considered by most as "human" of some sort), the lack of an initial pair and the lack of the Genesis story being absolute fact (many theologians have argued that it's allegory... this is not new) would not necessitate removing the description of man as having been deceived into thinking we are better than God and choosing knowledge and self reliance over wisdom and faith in the God who brought us into being.

      The story of Cain and Able can be seen as the birth of the concept of War, the story of Adam and Eve the first step from a life of freedom within boundaries to a choice to leave that safe harbor and venture out into the world, believing ourselves better capable of taking care of our own needs than the one who created us. Even without a literal apple (more likely a fruit similar to a fig based on the region of the world where Eden is thought to have existed), the idea of choosing the serpent's ideals (deception, betrayal, insecurity) over God's (honesty, truth, protection) still holds true as an allegory and still shows a fall from the state of innocence to a state of separation from God by willful rebellion against God's very minor and very reasonable rule - don't tough that one thing... everything else is yours.

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      Before commenting on the Bible, please read it first
    15. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by wondafucka · · Score: 2

      If there was no fall, there was no need for redemption. If there was no need for redemption, there was no need for a savior. And without a savior, there is no Christianity.

      There was still a "fall". The evolution of consciousness brings us the "fruit of the garden of eden" i.e. the knowledge of right/wrong, good/evil, i.e. free will. In this particular nugget, they are compatible.

      Now if only "Jesus" can be transferred back into metaphor, and salvation to be considered knowing what good is and pursuing it, and asking for forgiveness when we transgress, rather than literally being interpreted as a magical bearded man born a few thousand years ago. That and forgiving me for terrible run-on sentences.

    16. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How does this prove either way that Jesus is quoting as "fact, not allegory"? Jesus quotes the scriptures (with a healthy dose of sarcasm, since the Pharisees ought to know every verse by heart) and expounds a meaning for them, which works just as well in interpreting allegory or historical fact. Of course, at the time no Isrealite would have a second though about considering this as "fact," but understanding the Scriptures as meaningful allegory (conveying a message from God about the ordering of marital relations) works just as well in this passage.

    17. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Even without a literal apple (more likely a fruit similar to a fig based on the region of the world where Eden is thought to have existed)

      For all we know, Eden is buried under the ice in Antarctica or dropped into the sea during the flood as the oceans were created.

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      Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
    18. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's awfully narrow minded. The fall of Adam could be a metaphorical story with redemption still being required. Many of the stories in the New Testament, including the redemption could also be metaphorical without invalidating the basic tenets of the Gospel.

    19. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take long reading through the daily news to see that - even if there was never a literal "fall" - that humanity needs some serious fucking redemption.

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      -Styopa
    20. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, as a Christian I will say that is sound reasoning. It is also true that Jesus and the Apostle Paul speak of Adam and Eve as historical, actual people, so this is a significant issue.

    21. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      What you propose wouldn't work -- it doesn't make Christ a _necessity_. Believing absolutely in "The Fall" means you _have_ to believe in Christ, and, frankly, can be free to believe in a heaven solely comprised of members from your own religious group.

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      It is by my will alone my thoughts acquire motion; it is by the juice of the coffee bean that the thoughts acquire speed
    22. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      If there was no fall, there was no need for redemption. If there was no need for redemption, there was no need for a savior. And without a savior, there is no Christianity.

      Unless the fall happens to everyone and the story is (wait for it) allegorical!

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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
    23. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Heck, most Atheists think humans need redemption.

      Uh, no. Most atheists think (together with most other people) that humans should behave better (meaning, I suppose, that people should take into better consideration the needs and feelings of their human compatriots on this mudball). This has little to do with some notion of "redemption" by a mythical savior.

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      That is all.
    24. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if there was no fall, then we can conclude that there is no sin in the world? Ever?

      I've never understood that argument. How can an action that is deemed sinful *now* be entirely without sin if there wasn't an "original" sin? If I murder someone in cold blood, why does the morality of my action suddenly change depending on whether Adam himself committed an original sin or not? If he did, then I need redemption, but if he didn't, then I don't? That doesn't make any sense.

      I would expect it to be far easier to acknowledge that human sin exists in the world and therefore needs redemption regardless of whether an ancient fable is literally correct or not. I don't see any particular dependence on original sin, especially when people did fine for a few thousand years (i.e. pre-Christ) without even knowing that redemption in the Christian sense was an option available to them to deal with it.

      *You* in *your* theology say that "science and Christianity can't mix". A whole lot of people, including the leadership of the Catholic church, think otherwise. And there are many opinions. It appears theological opinion on the matter isn't as clear-cut as you claim. Believe what you want, but faith manages without the incompatibility that you claim is inevitable.

      What this is really about is the fact that some people's theology is so rigid and strict that if a single aspect of their interpretation is considered possibly incorrect, the entire thing collapses like a house of cards. I pity the people whose faith is so delicate. Not everyone has built their theology that way, and some people are even capable of changing their interpretation as they learn more about the world, and don't regard questions as a challenge or insult to it.

    25. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      if they didn't ever exist, where did all of humanity come from? At some point, there existed a mother and father with a child that would be considered by most as "human" of some sort

      Speciation is not a discrete event. If you start tracing humans back, you will never have a child which differed in species from its parents. Instead, you will have a gradual accumulation of differences which, if sampled over larger units of time, will take the form of new species. The evolution of a species occurs in a population, not on an individual level(though individuals are the ones contributing unique genes to the population at large).

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      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
    26. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      redemption from what? We aren't going to hell. And no, we don't live on hell on earth right now. The fact of the matter is that mankind is proving its own saviour, we live in a technological paradise where we worry more about being bullied at school than being eaten by lions or starving to death. Of course, it hasn't come without its drawbacks, but secular society has being doing great.

      But the truth of the matter is that the Bible is not a guide to personal improvement, its a guide to gaining the favours of supernatural ghosts, if you are only asking me to take the best possible secular interpretation from it I might as well just drop it.

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      But... the future refused to change.
    27. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      You are correct.. the people who believe it literally know their religion better then those who do not.

      1 Corinthians 15:14 - "and if Christ be not risen, then our preaching is vain, and your faith is also vain."

      The bible clearly states if there was no adam, there was no disobedience, no disobedience no sin, no sin, no need for christ to redeem humanity, the whole of christianity vanishes once you mythologize genesis.

      Romans 5:12 -"Therefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so death passed onto all men, for all have sinned."

      The whole bible is centered around sin, disobedience and death. You mythologize adam and eve you take away the foundation of christianity - because there is no sin and no death, therefore christ is superfluous.

    28. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is probably the greatest ethical statement ever made. Following that guideline would make the world a much better place. Who said it again? Oh yes, Jesus did (or words to that effect).

    29. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Christianity exists to repair a plot hole.

    30. Re:Science and Christianity can't mix... by ajs · · Score: 1

      If there was no fall, there was no need for redemption. If there was no need for redemption, there was no need for a savior. And without a savior, there is no Christianity.

      Have you met any humans? There's plenty of need for redemption.

  16. Will it make any difference? by Panaflex · · Score: 1

    : Catholics have used the fourfold method of exegesis and Jews have Rabinnical texts - they still want to believe that the whole Bible is literal and that God through his holy scribes was incapible of metaphor?

    We still love our Christian brothers and sisters - even when they're uncomforttible eating Dino-shaped chicken nuggets.

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    I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
    1. Re:Will it make any difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics do not believe that the whole Bible is literal. Not only that, they haven't believed that forever! Biblical literalness is an early 20th century American phenomenon.

    2. Re:Will it make any difference? by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Oh now I get it... I guess the Fourfold Method of Exegesis is pretty modern then, eh?

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      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
  17. Take the plunge already! by dmitrybrant · · Score: 1

    "...no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence..."

    Come on, you can do it, just one step further... -> No God!

  18. creation denies evangelical buybull stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the moon & the stars are unmoved by man'kind''s fist shaking, but may determine that some atmospheric adjustments are needed.

    truth telling & disarming are the only spiritually & mathematically correct (life supporting) options. read the teepeeleaks etchings. many million babys+ playdates are still being scheduled. see you there.

  19. No Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

    First things first, when contradicting Christian Biblical creation stories, make sure you contradict what is actually in the Christian Bible and not a the strawman of the populist "Hallmark card" synthetic bible. Apple was never mentioned in the bible. The modern belief that it was came from a Latin pun equating malus (apple) with malum (evil)".

    Don't get me started on how many wise men there were in the Nativity story, whether they were kings, what were their names... None of this is in the Bible, but if you'd like to contradict it, be my guest.

    1. Re:No Apple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The modern belief that it was came from a Latin pun equating malus (apple) with malum (evil)

      Having had Latin in school, "malus" means both apple and evil; "malum" is just the neutral version of "malus" (in the second meaning, "evil").

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:No Apple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Apple was never mentioned in the bible.

      Heretic! Next you'll tell us that the bible also didn't tell us to praise the iPhone! :-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  20. Oh USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You so funny!

  21. Allegory by NonSequor · · Score: 2

    There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

    Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. If there's any meaning in this story it's allegorical. It's just a framework which was contrived to carry an idea.

    The story goes that man is created in a perfectly ordered universe, but has no active role except to assign labels to things. Adam and Eve decide to seize the means to take on decisions of greater consequence. As a result, they're cast out into the place where shit gets real and things have real consequences. If you want to make real decisions then those decisions have to have real consequences. Having free will means living in a world where you at times when you have to deal with suffering. That's the whole point of the story.

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    1. Re:Allegory by Ragondux · · Score: 1

      If you want to make real decisions then those decisions have to have real consequences. Having free will means living in a world where you at times when you have to deal with suffering. That's the whole point of the story.

      I think "Spiderman" is a better story, with more or less the same message. We should replace the Bible with it. And maybe in a thousand years people will have forgotten that it's a fiction.

    2. Re:Allegory by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      If you want to make real decisions then those decisions have to have real consequences.

      And the goal is to get back to a place where decisions don't have consequences anymore?

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      PHEM - party like it's 1997-2003!
    3. Re:Allegory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you.

      This is how both fundamentalists and atheists should understand the bible. Both these groups refuse to give the bible the credit it deserves.

      Atheists claim the bible is just story without any value and fundamentalists claim it's 100 % correct. What both these groups fail to comprehend is that something that is imperfect might still have a value.

    4. Re:Allegory by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this post. The whole point of religious myth is to convey some useful principle.

    5. Re:Allegory by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Atheists claim the bible is just story without any value

      I'm not sure where you got that "without any value" from.

      It's just that today the bible seems to create more problems - by virtue of its followers - than it solves.

    6. Re:Allegory by delinear · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Allegory by synth7 · · Score: 1

      The crux of the problem is that "original sin" (by which we are all equally born sinners and require divine grace for salvation) stems from Genesis. It also posits a paradox in that the fruit of the three of knowledge was eaten by Adam & Even, who at that point did not have the knowledge necessary to understand the implications of the action. God commanded them to not eat of the tree, which was pointless since they would have to have the knowledge imparted by the tree for that act to be a sin in the first place.

      So, what we have is entrapment. Entrapment where the prime mover created the beings to be entrapped in the first place, since God foresaw everything with his omniscience. So it's not even entrapment... just the capricious designs of a venal, jealous entity. I'm not sure how you get from there to the "I love you all" declarations of Jesus. And, no, the claim of inscrutability are not a refuge from simple logic. We are told that we must use our judgement to avoid temptation and sin, yet that same evaluative logic cannot be brought to bear upon the foundational tenets of the faith... because it is verboten and your judgement is not sufficient.

      If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. What happens if you discover that your whole faith offends you?

    8. Re:Allegory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more like a story about growing up.

      Kids live in "paradise", they have no hard decisions to make. They don't worry, because parents solve every problem before it happens. Adam and Eve had God instead of parents, that's all. But kids grow up, and want to take control of their lives. Which they can, but then they have to deal with life's problems themselves.

    9. Re:Allegory by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      But this is only a very modern, excruciating effort to put the Eden story into good light.

      You are leaving out a lot of details that the primitive men who wrote and read these text clearly meant. The introduction of death and suffering at the end is not a direct consequence of having free will, but a curse, an externally imposed punishment for exercising already possessed free will.

      Because how could they choose to have free will if they didn't have it to begin with? You are projecting a need for a life of "greater consequence" that is very modern. Originally they were just greedy, gluttonous and disobedient. And of course it is false that we come from a perfectly ordered universe.

      This "whole point of the story" is clearly not the message originally intended.

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      But... the future refused to change.
    10. Re:Allegory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I like your interpretation (which basically boils down to "with power comes responsibility"), it's not the most obvious interpretation of the expulsion from Paradise in Genesis. At it's most basic level, the story is the first iteration of the Bible's central theme: Don't disobey God. Trying to think for yourself gets you cast out, and the only way back in is unquestioning faith.

      The Bible is filled with stories of individuals and tribes getting smacked down for the sin of questioning or deviating from God's instructions. The only way to be moral, according to the Bible, is to follow instructions without question, no matter how ridiculous those orders may seem... Abraham's willingness to sacrifice Isaac comes to mind.

      The Bible's message can be boiled down to "don't think, just do what I say."

  22. OH BOY by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Now this is going to be interesting to observe the heads of evangelical Christians explode, that even the scientists who are themselves Christians no longer can maintain that those biblical stories have anything there but a fairy tale.

    On a lighter note, here is some NSFW but still quite political material that may cheer some of those Christians up. On the other hand there are naked boobs there, so what do Christians say about naked boobs?

    1. Re:OH BOY by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Christians say about naked boobs

      not a xian but ... Yawn ....

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    2. Re:OH BOY by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >On the other hand there are naked boobs there, so what do Christians say about naked boobs?

      Oooh, I know that one. They say "Naked boobs were created by God almighty as shameful attachments for Eve to use in luring men to their sinful doom."

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  23. Adam and Eve.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have always found it amusing that the church condemns inbreeding but still maintains that humanity is descended from a single male and female which is a state of afforest that could not have come about without inbreeding.

  24. Evangelical Scientists? by hargrand · · Score: 1

    ... no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence

    If they deny the fall, then they also necessarily deny the existence of sin. Therefore, in their worldview, the death of Jesus on the cross accomplished nothing, meaning these scientists are not Evangelical Christians.

  25. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The really funny part is that the Bible itself says that it uses allegory! (Trivia question! Name a word which occurs exactly once in the entire Bible!)

    http://scripturetext.com/galatians/4-24.htm

    Which things are an allegory...

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  26. Problem with literal interpretation by RicRoc · · Score: 0

    A literal interpretation of holy writings soon leads to confusion, obscures the truth, and makes it unnecessarily hard for rational individuals to realize the spiritual truths enshrined therein.

    The stories of Adam and Eve, Noah, Moses provide spiritual teachings, such as: “God the Creator”, “God the Protector”, “God the Provider” - they are not historical accounts.

    In this day, now that Christ has returned, such stories, and the teachings they provide can be viewed as the necessary steps and fundamental building blocks of our current task: to build the Kingdom of God on Earth.

    PS. The return of Christ: http://www.uhj.net/bahaullah.html

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    1. Re:Problem with literal interpretation by Superken7 · · Score: 1

      If one is not supposed to do a literal interpretation of, say, the bible, then who determines how to interpret it? Doesn't that leave us with an arbitrary number of interpretations? Fragmentation? Who is then interpreting it right? Wouldn't that make it a story which should not be "believed"?

    2. Re:Problem with literal interpretation by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      When the Unseen, the Eternal, the Divine Essence, caused the Day-Star of Muhammad to rise above the horizon of knowledge, among the cavils which the Jewish divines raised against Him was that after Moses no Prophet should be sent of God. Yea, mention hath been made in the Scriptures of a Soul Who must needs be made manifest and Who will advance the Faith, and promote the interests of the people of Moses, so that the Law of the Mosaic Dispensation may encompass the whole earth

      This goes on for about as long as the time cube guy. For real? Just when I think there is nothing new to find on the web, sites like this are posted. I was going to click on the photo of baha, but worried my system may get infected with his holy spirit. Malwarebytes would have to work overtime to exorcise that out of the code.

      No thanks, life is crazy enough; I don't need that introduce into my thought stream.

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    3. Re:Problem with literal interpretation by RicRoc · · Score: 1

      This is the (beginning of the) age of maturity of mankind: interpret scripture yourself.

      Before the return of Christ, there were rabbis, priests, mullahs, gurus, etc to guide the faithful. But now, God expects us to grow up and deal with multiple interpretations, seek out truth independently, consult with others as equals, and come to our own understanding.

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    4. Re:Problem with literal interpretation by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      I was going to click on the photo of baha, but worried my system may get infected with his holy spirit.

      You missed a really bad photoshop ...

  27. Cain married his sister by tepples · · Score: 2

    Cain married his sister, and they had children together before "this absolutely astronomical mutation rate" had had a chance to occur. There were two mutation spurts in Genesis: one after the fall of man and one after the flood. Only about a thousand years after the flood did Jehovah God make laws against incest.

    1. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the Bible does not say that Cain married his sister. It does not say who her parents were at all. All it says is that after Cain killed Abel he went to the Land of Nod, then it says that he made love to his wife and she became pregnant and gave birth (which is the first and only mention of her in the Bible). The Genesis story does not rule out the possibility that God created other humans besides Adam and Eve at some point after creating Adam and Eve.

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    2. Re:Cain married his sister by OG · · Score: 1

      I must have skipped Bible class the day they covered the passages with those events.

    3. Re:Cain married his sister by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't rule out extraterrestrial life either, or say that Earth was the only place He created life in the universe.

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    4. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      And your point is?

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    5. Re:Cain married his sister by KarrdeSW · · Score: 2

      So by your interpretation, god allowed the part about creating other humans to be omitted from his book, thereby misleading the vast majority of people reading it into thinking that the earliest humans were highly incestuous. Then, upon realizing this fatal mistake, he decided to outlaw incest altogether.

      If this dude has a master plan, he's certainly half-assing it.

    6. Re:Cain married his sister by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2
      • "Abel!"
      • "Yes god?"
      • "Be_Fruitful_And_Multiply!"
      • "So eh... you want me to have kids with my sister?"
      • "You_Shall_Not_Lay_With_Your_Sister."
      • "Uhm... so with my mom then? That's a bit weird innit?"
      • "You_Shall_Not_Lay_With_Your_Mother."
      • " ... with my dad? I don't think that's even biologically possible."
      • "You_Shall_Not_Lay_With_Your_Father."
      • "You know apart from the biology aspect, since we are talking ... my brother and I don't get on all that well these days. Do you think you could accept some of his offerings, sometimes? I mean nobody likes vegetarians, but it really would take the pressure off, you know..."
      • "You_Shall_Not_Lay_With_Your_Brother."
      • "Oh for fucks sake..."
      • "Alright_Then. Incest_Is_Allowed. But_Only_For_The_Next_Few_Thousand_Years."
    7. Re:Cain married his sister by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I believe that our ancestors interbred with a race of cybernetic humans and humans who came here on a spaceship called a "Battlestar," and that is how we came to be. I think that makes as much sense as any other religious explanation.

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    8. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      I am saying that the Bible does not say one way or the other whether or not God created other people besides Adam and Eve. However, if one interprets things from the perspective of thinking that the Biblical account is true the following logic applies even if God only created Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve were created with perfect genetics (no bad genes at all, recessive or otherwise). Once they sinned, imperfection and entropy were introduced. Every time their genes were replicated after this, there were imperfections in the copying as a result of sin (I will repeat here, this is the logic of the Biblical account informed by modern genetics). There was no reason why incest was a problem for the children of Adam and Eve because there were not yet any common recessive genes between any two of them. Adam and Eve's genes were perfect, all imperfections happened when those genes replicated to produce ova or sperm. Each of their children who had bad genes would have had different bad genes. It is only after multiple generations when enough bad genes had accumulated that there would be significant risk from having children with a sibling that the prohibition against incest was introduced.
      Whether you believe it or not, the point is that your argument does not demonstrate that God's plan was half-assed.

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    9. Re:Cain married his sister by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Most religious crackpots insist that we are the only life in the universe but this is not supported by the Bible at all. Religion is often a reflection of personal human beliefs, not backed up in any way especially by the religious texts.

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    10. Re:Cain married his sister by gilleain · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what pnewhook's point was, but the possibility of non-terrestrial life is potentially a tricky one for religion. Well, it was for the geocentric idea at least.

    11. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I do not know anyone who does so. I know a few who interpret the Bible that we are the only life in the universe, but it is not so fundamental to their belief system that their faith would suffer from the appearance of alien life.That is, they do not "insist" that we are the only life in the universe, but their understanding of the Bible leads them to that conclusion. From a scientific perspective, I believe that there is no other life in the universe for the simple reason that believing that there is other life in the universe is unscientific.
      The belief that there is no other life in the universe is falsifiable. All you have to do is produce conclusive evidence of life somewhere else in the universe and it is proven. On the other hand, the belief that there is other life in the universe is completely unfalsifiable. If you fail to find life, it just means that you have not yet looked in the right place.

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    12. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is tricky. The problem is, we do not know what problems it will present because we do not know what form that life takes (if it exists). Until we encounter such life, all speculation as to what theological problems (or non-theological problems, for that matter) it will present are fruitless speculation because we do not have enough knowledge to adequately predict what those problems will be.

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    13. Re:Cain married his sister by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Most fundies believe the earth was created for man, and other stars and planets just created for a pretty night sky for our benefit (the young earth theory). If shown there was intelligent extraterrestrial life they would not believe it as it would be an affront to their religion. Much like showing adam/eve was a fable and evolution is what really happened is also against their religious beliefs.

      I believe there must be intelligent life out there since statistically there must be. The odds we are the only place to grow life based on ideal conditions is just statistically impossible.

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    14. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Really? I know quite a few that you would call fundies and none of them are particularly committed to the idea that there is no other life in the universe.

      I'm curious, what do you base your idea that statistically there must be life out there? How did life appear? Under what conditions? Why has no one been able to recreate those conditions?
      The answer is, we do not know how life appeared and under what conditions it appeared. Since we do not know that, we have no way to alculate how likely life is to occur. Until someone can recreate the appearance of life, we will not be able to start the process of figuring out how likely, or unlikely, the appearance of life is. Your belief that there is intelligent life out there somewhere is non-scientific. That doesn't mean that it is wrong, just that there is no scientific way to test it.

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    15. Re:Cain married his sister by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's freaking blatantly in there, but popular culture has reduced the story to "Adam and Eve started it all". At the end of Genesis1, God populates the world with humans on the 6th day. At the beginning of the Eden story in Genesis2, God creates Eden and Adam (maybe Eve too) on the 3rd day. It's a flashback story.

    16. Re:Cain married his sister by Darby · · Score: 0

      The Genesis story does not rule out the possibility that God created other humans besides Adam and Eve at some point after creating Adam and Eve.

      No, but it does make it much more likely that the other people were created by one of the many other gods Jehova was so rip roaring jealous of.

    17. Re:Cain married his sister by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, what do you base your idea that statistically there must be life out there?

      Based on sheer numbers. There are hundreds of billions of stars in our own galaxy, and we are fining out that planets around these stars are the norm, not the exception. There are also around 80 billion observable galaxies which makes the number of start around 50*10^23. That's to put it bluntly a shitload of stars with planets. The odds that out of all these only our planet had the perfect combination of ingredients for life, and the perfect type of star the perfect distance away is absurd.

      Additionally our own planet has gone through several mass extinctions, and each time life (different life) sprang forth again and again. That suggests even more strongly that life and evolution is common.

      How did life appear? Under what conditions?

      It's less a matter of knowing how life formed and the conditions it appeared, and more a matter of finding what logically must be out there. This is not unscientific at all, and I would postulate that believing there is NO life until proven otherwise is more unscientific than believing there is.

      Why has no one been able to recreate those conditions?

      Because there are too many variables. We simply do not yet know enough. For example, take any wild plant and grow it in a greenhouse. After a couple of generations, those plant seeds are no longer viable in the wild - and it doesn't matter how exact we make the controlled environment it just cannot match the diversity of the natural one. The plant will die if we put it in the wild again. We simply do not understand how all the variables interact to make a natural environment and hence the conditions for life.

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    18. Re:Cain married his sister by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Personally, I believe that our ancestors interbred with a race of cybernetic humans and humans who came here on a spaceship called a "Battlestar," and that is how we came to be. I think that makes as much sense as any other religious explanation.

      Well that does help to explain a number of your posts.

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    19. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      We simply do not yet know enough.

      Which means we have no idea how hard it is for life to form. There is no basis for determining the statistical likelihood of life arising. Which means that it does not matter how many stars are out there, we have no basis for saying whether or not it is statistically likely that life has arisen elsewhere. As you said, we simply do not know enough. Therefore, your belief that there is other intelligent life in the universe is just that a belief, no more scientific, and really, no different, than someone's belief that there is a Creator.

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    20. Re:Cain married his sister by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Yes, but its a belief akin to walking up to a strange forest you've never seen before and saying 'I think there must be an ant in there'. You have no basis for saying so and no scientific proof, but logically you know it must be so.

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    21. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It is only like that if you have only ever seen one ant nest and everyone you know of has only ever seen that one ant nest. As I said it is no different than the belief of someone who looks at the world around them and says "This could not have happened by chance, Someone must have designed it."

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    22. Re:Cain married his sister by euroq · · Score: 1

      LOL!

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    23. Re:Cain married his sister by Danse · · Score: 1

      Adam and Eve were created with perfect genetics (no bad genes at all, recessive or otherwise). Once they sinned, imperfection and entropy were introduced. Every time their genes were replicated after this, there were imperfections in the copying as a result of sin (I will repeat here, this is the logic of the Biblical account informed by modern genetics). There was no reason why incest was a problem for the children of Adam and Eve because there were not yet any common recessive genes between any two of them. Adam and Eve's genes were perfect, all imperfections happened when those genes replicated to produce ova or sperm. Each of their children who had bad genes would have had different bad genes. It is only after multiple generations when enough bad genes had accumulated that there would be significant risk from having children with a sibling that the prohibition against incest was introduced.

      Yep, when you allow magic into the equation, the sky's the limit! Or wait, no it's not! No limits!

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    24. Re:Cain married his sister by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I love how people fail to understand logic and then call people who believe differently than themselves illogical.

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    25. Re:Cain married his sister by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      It's curious that you say we have no idea how hard it is for life to form. Just because we don't know every variable doesn't mean we know nothing. We have a lot of ideas about what's needed for life to exist. This is why we start our search of the stars looking for signs of oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, and compounds like water.

      There is also the reality that you can never prove a negative, so it is impossible to state scientifically that there is no life outside this planet until you've seen every star which for the purposes of this conversation is impossible.

      Someone saying that only a creator could have made this forest is not inherently unscientific, for instance, humans have created many forests after huge deforestation projects left many towns with landslides. As long as you don't stop your investigation at, only a creator could have done it, then you are scientifically asking questions and looking for ways to test your theory. Currently, there is no testable way to know if some supreme being is practicing divine intervention, until there is you cannot accept it as a wholesale answer. This is why there is no such thing as a scientific fact. A theory is just the best guess we have at the time based on testable observations and at the very least should be open to alternate suggestions based again on testable evidence.

    26. Re:Cain married his sister by Danse · · Score: 1

      I love how people fail to understand logic and then call people who believe differently than themselves illogical.

      Which logic could you possibly be referring to?

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    27. Re:Cain married his sister by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't rule out beings from the 8th dimension, either. Therefore Buckaroo Banzai is the true messiah, it just wasn't mentioned in the Bible!

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    28. Re:Cain married his sister by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? That makes MORE sense than any other religious explanation. It doesn't require magic and talking snakes, it doesn't require a great spirit, or a limitless nothing that becomes something, but only as an illusion so really it's always nothing but mind confuses us into believing it's something so we need to meditate more, or any other obvious nonsense. Just things that are possible doing things that are possible...I can get behind this idea.

      However, I must be allowed to stick with my Church of the Justice League, Church of Star Trek, and Church of Mr. Feeny affiliations. BSGism can't demand unique fealty.

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    29. Re:Cain married his sister by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so God created two human beings. But I suppose after all that effort it would clearly be impossible for him to create a few more. The fact that it is not mentioned in the Bible does not mean it didn't happen. According to the Bible, there were people in the land of Nod, it just doesn't say how they got there.

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  28. Of course!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course people did not come from a single pair of humans. They are coming from a single pair of monkeys, where genes were randomized by a nuclear explosions...

  29. Dear Evangelicals, by Wubby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Welcome to the 19th Century.

    Sincerely,
    Science

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    1. Re:Dear Evangelicals, by Raedwald · · Score: 1

      a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century

      Christianity has already done that. The problem is not Christians, but fundamentalist Christians. I'm an aetheist, but if I were a Christian I would be enraged at the way that fundamentalist Chrisitains identify their particular sect as Christianity in toto, labelling everyone else who also calls themselves a Christian as not Christian.

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    2. Re:Dear Evangelicals, by Wubby · · Score: 1

      And the fundamentalists are enraged that all the liberal Christians are diluting the word of God by accepting things that are clearly not biblical, like treating women as equals, using science to understand things, and not spreading the faith through any means necessary (including lies and war).

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    3. Re:Dear Evangelicals, by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      As long as the resulting NEW myth still allows me to blame my wife for everything, I'll be fine with it.

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    4. Re:Dear Evangelicals, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in other related news, we will be hosting a debate whether the Harry Potter universe can be reconciled with the scientific evidence.

  30. Well Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here:
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Neighbor-joining_Tree-2.png

    Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny

    What's being going on is that humans, by selection or stupidity have been selecting the humans with more Neotenized features. Basically had we never invented ships or airplanes we'd all end up looking like Japanese or Native Hawaiians. This isn't a bad thing. It somewhat explains why Asians seem obsessed with cute things while Europeans aren't. There's likely some genetic preference. The ability to travel is causing more genetic diversification.

    But the point is that human skin color evolved out of climate change, but all other features have been genetic preferences. North Americans and Australians in 200 years have had the unfortunate problem of breeding in obesity because this was a preference util the 1960's when TV started telling people they have to be thin to be attractive. Meanwhile Asia hasn't had this problem because they're genetic selection had preference for smaller cuter types to begin with. Yes obesity occasionally shows up in Asia, but you don't see it like you do in the Americas.

    Maybe in another 200 years the average North American will be some blend of Asian, European and African. If only we can breed the stupid out, I'm fine with that.

    1. Re:Well Duh by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile Asia hasn't had this problem because they're genetic selection had preference for smaller cuter types to begin with. Yes obesity occasionally shows up in Asia, but you don't see it like you do in the Americas.

      I don't know where to begin. Your entire post reads like the introverted ravings of someone with entirely too many opinions. Here's a link on the growing obesity problem in China, clearly clinking urbanisation and economic growth to widening waistlines. Also, most people of European descent live not in America, but in Europe where waistlines are substantially slimmer. Genetics has nothing on diet and lifestyle.

      Maybe in another 200 years the average North American will be some blend of Asian, European and African. If only we can breed the stupid out, I'm fine with that.

      We can never breed the stupid out. We can only educate it away.

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  31. Welcome to reality by belthize · · Score: 1

    Drinks are in the kitchen, pizza should be here shortly. There's a game on later or you can just lounge around outside in the garden. I think there's even an apple tree.

  32. Token Creationist here by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

    Genuine question here. No, I didn't read TFA, but TFS indicates that it'd be an astronomical chance that all the genetic diversity in humans that we see today came from a single pair of humans. The alternative to that seems to be that there were multiple sets of humans who evolved into humans during a similar period of time on an evolutionary scale. Given the complexity of a human being as-is, the gradual change of humans over a period of several thousand years (assuming a Creation-based timetable of 10,000-50,000 years, no I don't believe the 6,000 number either) into the genetic diversity we see today seems no more remote a possibility than (switching gears to evolution and TFS) having multiple apes each independently evolving into human beings that have sufficiently equivalent DNA and reproductive systems compatible enough to themselves reproduce.

    1. Re:Token Creationist here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genuine question here. No, I didn't read TFA, but TFS indicates that it'd be an astronomical chance that all the genetic diversity in chickens that we see today came from a single pair of velociraptors. The alternative to that seems to be that there were multiple sets of velociraptors who evolved into chickens during a similar period of time on an evolutionary scale. Given the complexity of a chicken as-is, the gradual change of chickens over a period of several thousand years (assuming a Creation-based timetable of 10,000-50,000 years, no I don't believe the 6,000 number either) into the genetic diversity we see today seems no more remote a possibility than (switching gears to evolution and TFS) having multiple velociraptors each independently evolving into chickens that have sufficiently equivalent DNA and reproductive systems compatible enough to themselves reproduce.

    2. Re:Token Creationist here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for, you know, everything we've carbon-dated older than that, stars billions of light years away whose light could never have reached us in a 50,000 year old universe, models of geology that work better with gradual change over millions of years than with a single catacalysmic flood....

    3. Re:Token Creationist here by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      The alternative to that seems to be that there were multiple sets of humans who evolved into humans during a similar period of time on an evolutionary scale.

      For a much clearer picture of how species really do come about, look up 'ring species'. For example, the Larus gulls are several subspecies where variants live in a ring around the Arctic. The Herring Gull in the U.K. can interbreed with the American Herring Gull, and the American can interbreed with the Vega Gull in Russia. And so on, until you come to the Lesser Black-Backed Gull in the Netherlands. It basically can't breed with the Herring Gull. Hybrids are extremely rare and don't seem to be fertile, like mules.

      So, is it a separate species? You could breed it with its relative to the East, and so on. But what if, say, the Vega Gull went extinct? Would you have separate species then?

      Now, imagine such variations happening across time instead of (or as well as) space, and you've got an idea how species actually do form, instead of the 'saltationist' strawman that many try to imply.

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    4. Re:Token Creationist here by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      You don't believe the 6000 year thing, but 10,000 - 50,000 years seems plausible to you?

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    5. Re:Token Creationist here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a group of individuals who over time evolved to be modern humans.

      It's not like in generation 1 you have an ape and generation 2 you have a human. It's in generation 1 you have a group of apes. Generation 100 you have a group of apes with a different spread distribution of genetic features (say they walk slightly more upright). Generation 200 you have a group with an even more different set of features. And so on. After thousands of generations (hundreds of thousands of years) you have a group which is very different from its ancestor population, but no one generation is radically different from the one before it. And if you had two groups from the initial ape population they may have changed enough that they would no longer recognize the other group as potential mates and no longer interbreed. (Although they have to be very different for that to be true, modern humans interbred with Neanderthals.) Then you have two species.

    6. Re:Token Creationist here by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      having multiple apes each independently evolving into human beings

      Here's your error. They didn't evolve independently, they evolved together, interbreeding in their own (rather large) group.

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    7. Re:Token Creationist here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not independent apes evolving into humans. It is several groups of interbreeding apes that all evolved into humans over many many generations. It is only when one group is reproductively isolated from another for a long period of time that speciation can occur.

    8. Re:Token Creationist here by Dragoon235 · · Score: 1

      This is definitely one of the most common misconceptions I hear about evolution. How did a monkey evolve into a human? A *single* monkey did not evolve into anything, it was a monkey. Has any human recently evolved into a star-child? Individuals of a species do not evolve. Evolution is a function of a population over many, many generations. It is the natural selection of traits that promote survival given the current habitat/climate/whatever. More successful traits become more prominent, especially when they lead one individual to

      1) Live Longer

      2) Have more offspring

      The offspring have these traits, and the cycle continues.

      Talking about the "evolution of the individual" is like talking about how it is possible to make a chain with one link.

    9. Re:Token Creationist here by GreenTom · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      it's clear that modern humans emerged from other primates as a large population — long before the Genesis time frame of a few thousand years ago. And given the genetic variation of people today, he says scientists can't get that population size below 10,000 people at any time in our evolutionary history.

      Multiple individual pre-humans did evolve into humans, just not independently. Actually, saying that any particular individual evolved is a misnomer--more accurate to say that each of us has multiple pre-humans in our ancestry. The change most likely happened in a small-ish, somewhat isolated population over many generations. (Sort of related--much teaching about evolution overemphasizes the importance of random mutations. Selective concentration of already existing genetic variation is usually the more important mechanism. Once you realize that, it becomes easier to see how evolution happens to populations, not individuals.) Also, take a look at this, especially the common fallacies section.

    10. Re:Token Creationist here by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the rational response; there are precious few on this thread.

      That said, my question rephrased to accommodate your answer, would be this: According to a quick Google search, apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes and humans have 23. I'm completely down with the concept of natural selection; giraffes with longer necks can reach higher branches in a drought, making longer necked giraffes more likely to survive and reproduce. However, to the best of my knowledge, there isn't a documented case of there being a "partial chromosome". Gradually going from 24 pairs of chromosomes to 23 doesn't seem like the kind of evolution that can happen over long spans of time. My back-of-the-Genetics-For-Dummies-book understanding is that if a chromosome doesn't sufficiently match up to pair with the other side of the DNA strand, it throws what's loosely equivalent to a hash fail on a bittorrent download. If this is the case, then a 47.8 chromosome ape wouldn't work too well, and thus couldn't devolve into a 47.6 over time to eventually settle down to a 46 chromosome human. If *that* is the case, then a large group of apes who have been in fairly decent lockstep with natural selection thus far (i.e. ideal for further evolution into human beings) couldn't gradually turn into humans at that level. At some point, they'd have had to shed the chromosome entirely, and have either done so such that there would have been either a 47 chromosome ape-human hybrid (which again would throw a "hash fail"), or two apes would have had to drop the chromosome entirely at the same point, and they themselves would have reproduced as a result of the 'sudden shift'. That kind of sudden change happening twice in the same group in a way that still provides a working means of reproduction again starts seeming like an extremely improbable event.

    11. Re:Token Creationist here by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      The alternative to that seems to be that there were multiple sets of humans who evolved into humans during a similar period of time on an evolutionary scale... multiple apes each independently evolving into human beings that have sufficiently equivalent DNA and reproductive systems compatible enough to themselves reproduce.

      The mutations didn't happen simultaneously within one generation. One ape gains a human-like mutation which is somehow advantageous, such as improved vocal control, and this mutation spreads through the population over a few thousand years. Then another human-like mutation occurs, lets say something to do with spinal cord development allowing her to walk more upright, which over many generations also spreads through the population.

      We are all descended from the majority of the population of hominids that were around at the time that these mutations occurred, just as I am descended from all 8 of my great great grandfathers even though I only have the Y chromosome from one of them. If that Y chromosome has a mutation with a significant advantage, it might spread throughout the population and become dominant and be a trait of a new breed of humans, but it can't take away from the fact that all 8 of those men contributed to the current generation's genetic diversity.

    12. Re:Token Creationist here by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      We didn't lose DNA. Two chromosomes fused producing the human chromosome #2. We can evaluate the genes around the fusion site to show that genes were conserved. If you analyze the sequence of our chromosome #2, you can find a "fossil centromere" and a "fossil telomere."

      About one human in 1,300 has a fusion of chromosomes 13 and 14, and shows no symptoms. Chromosomal fusion is not mysterious, but some people like making it seem more unusual than it is.

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    13. Re:Token Creationist here by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      A bit more info:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robertsonian_translocation

      People with Robertsonian translocations have only 45 chromosomes in each of their cells, yet all essential genetic material is present, and they appear normal. Their children, however, may either be normal and carry the fusion chromosome (depending which chromosome is represented in the gamete), or they may inherit a missing or extra long arm of an acrocentric chromosome. Genetic counseling and genetic testing is offered to families that may be carriers of chromosomal translocations.

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    14. Re:Token Creationist here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from Talk Origins, where all of your creationism questions are answered:

      "Creationists ask, `How can man and chimpanzee be related if they don't have the same number of chromosomes?' (23 pairs in man, 24 in great apes). The answer is found in "The Origin of Man: A Chromosomal Pictorial Legacy" by Jorge J. Yunis and Om Prakash (Science, Vol. 215, Mar. 19, 1982, p. 1525-1530). This paper has a picture of all the chromosomes of man, chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans with each pair of chromosomes lined up next to each other and showing the 1000 band stage with all the sections labeled. Just by examining the picture you can clearly see that the chromosomes are remarkably similar. The differences are equally revealing as a vast majority are simple inversions of sections of chromosomes. Chromosome #2 of humans is shown next to two chimpanzee (and gorilla and orangutan) chromosomes since the human chromosome #2 is twice as long as the chimpanzee (and the other two as well), yet all the bands match up showing that the one less human chromosome is merely the result of two chimp chromosomes getting connected together!"

    15. Re:Token Creationist here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The chromosome claim is bunk anyways. Horses are notorious for different chromosome counts, and yet can still produce viable offspring.

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    16. Re:Token Creationist here by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Well just to be clear, "independent apes" don't evolve. Single organisms don't evolve. Populations of organisms evolve over generations. That's sort of the point. It appears that humanity went through some remarkably narrow bottlenecks of population, which is why so many of us share some certain genetic markers.

    17. Re:Token Creationist here by martas · · Score: 1

      multiple apes each independently evolving into human beings that have sufficiently equivalent DNA and reproductive systems compatible enough to themselves reproduce

      I think this is a misleading view. Evolution is, IMO, better thought of in terms of populations, not individuals. It wasn't a bunch of apes independently evolving, it was a single bunch of apes jointly evolving, staying together over many many generations, etc. Does that maybe seem more believable to you, or make more sense?

    18. Re:Token Creationist here by brit74 · · Score: 1

      > "Given the complexity of a human being as-is, the gradual change of humans over a period of several thousand years (assuming a Creation-based timetable of 10,000-50,000 years, no I don't believe the 6,000 number either) into the genetic diversity we see today seems no more remote a possibility than (switching gears to evolution and TFS) having multiple apes each independently evolving into human beings that have sufficiently equivalent DNA and reproductive systems compatible enough to themselves reproduce."

      So, you're saying that having humans being created 10,000-50,000 years ago and then evolve genetic diversity over that time-period is roughly equivalent to the probability of having multiple apes each independently evolve into humans? Evolution doesn't work by having multiple apes independently evolve into humans. Rather, a beneficial mutation happens from time to time, and gets spread throughout the species via sexual reproduction. Evolution is not 'multiple lineages of apes all evolving into human beings independently of each other'.

    19. Re:Token Creationist here by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

      PS human children are sometimes born with a different number of chromosomes, generally this leads to birth defects but it's possible such a mutation could lead to something new too. And also not all of these birth defects make a person unable to have children.

    20. Re:Token Creationist here by sorak · · Score: 1

      Apologies for throwing a link at you without having fully read it*, but here is something that may help.

      * This looks like something I won't have time to read at the moment.

    21. Re:Token Creationist here by tepples · · Score: 1

      The way I understand it is that God created families, and evolution produced species.

    22. Re:Token Creationist here by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      "There is no distinction in nature between microevolution and macroevolution. Macroevolution is just larger quantities of microevolution over much longer times. It's like saying that there's 'microwalking' which is what I do from the car park to the office every morning, and down to the shops on weekends, and that can result in changes of my location over time on a small scale; but the idea that people, over tens of thousands of years, walked out of central Africa into Europe, then over to Asia, across to North America and into South America - that's 'macrowalking' and it's impossible. God must have put them there." - Anthony Steele

      The problem is that all (multicellular*) life on Earth fits into a nested hierarchy. Two of them, actually.

      Books used to be copied by scribes, and (despite a lot of care) sometimes typos would be introduced. Later scribes, making copies of copies, would introduce other typos. It's possible to look at the existing copies and put them into a 'family tree'. "These copies have this typo, but not that one; this other group has yet another typo, though three of them have a newer typo as well, not seen elsewhere..." This is not controversial at all when dealing with books, including the Bible.

      Now, this process of copy-with-modification naturally produces 'family trees', nested groups. When we look at life, we find such nested groups. No lizards with fur or nipples, no mammals with feathers, etc. Living things (at least, multicellular ones, see below) fit into a grouped hierarchy. This has been solidly recognized for over a thousand years, and systematized for centuries. It was one of the clues that led Darwin to propose evolution. (Little-known fact: Linnaeus, who invented the "kingdom, phyla, genus, species, etc." classification scheme for living things, tried to do the same thing for minerals. But minerals don't form from copy-with-modification, and a 'nested hierarchy' just didn't work and never caught on.)

      Today, more than a century later, we find another tree, one Darwin never suspected - that of DNA. This really is a 'text' being copied with rare typos. And, as expected, it also forms a family tree, a nested hierarchy. And, with very very few surprises, it's the same tree that was derived from looking at physical traits.

      It didn't have to be that way. Even very critical genes for life - like that of cytochrome C - have a few neutral variations, minor mutations that don't affect its function. (Genetic sequences for cytochrome C differ by up to 60% across species.) Wheat engineered to use the mouse form of cytochrome C grows just fine. But we find a tree of mutations that fits evolution precisely, instead of some other tree. (Imagine if a tree derived from bookbinding technology - "this guy used this kind of glue, but this other bookbinder used a different glue..." - conflicted with a tree that was derived from typos in the text of the books. We'd know at least one tree and maybe both were wrong.)

      The details of these trees are very specific and very, very numerous. There are billions of quadrillions of possible trees... and yet the two that we see (DNA and morphology) happen to very precisely match. This is either a staggering coincidence, or a Creator deliberately arranged it in a misleading manner, or... universal common ancestry is actually true.

      (*Single-celled organisms are much more 'promiscuous' in their reproduction and spread genes willy-nilly without respect for straightforward inheritance. With single-celled creatures, it looks more like a 'web' of life than a 'tree'. But even if the tree of life has tangled roots, it's still very definitely a tree when it comes to multicellular life.)

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  33. Twilight Zone episode - Probe 7 by schwit1 · · Score: 1
  34. Christian Science by tepples · · Score: 1

    These people are Evangelical Christian "Scientists"

    But they can't say it that way because it'd be confused with Christian Science.

    1. Re:Christian Science by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      The name "Christian Science" has always reminded me of the old Mike Myer's SNL "Coffee Talk" skits. . .

      "I'm getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic: The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. Discuss!"

      Near as I can tell, Christian science is in no way scientific (in fact, it's rejection of the scientific practice of medicine is actively *anti-scientific* in a much more agressive way than most Christians), and most Christians would not view it as particularly adhering to Christianity either.

  35. Fruit by Ceiynt · · Score: 1

    Of course there is no historical evidence there was an apple. No where does it ever say it was an apple. All Genesis ever refers to is a fruit, or in the Greek, froúto(phonetic).

    1. Re:Fruit by benwiggy · · Score: 1

      The notion that the fruit was an apple comes about because of the pun in Latin between "Malus" (apple) and "Malum" (evil).

    2. Re:Fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - but the idea of it being a kumquat...or worse, a banana...really doesn't hold the same gravitas as an apple.

    3. Re:Fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      karpos

  36. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Moryath · · Score: 1

    We'll see how long it takes them to get to the next zebra crossing.

  37. Re:Fixing such a thing... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0

    Depreleave will wash away your depression, anxiety, fear, hate, love and all other emotions after just one simple pill. Side effects may include death.

    A bullet is cheaper.
    Quicker, too.

    Although probably a bit more mess for someone else to clean up afterwards.....

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  38. Oxymoron of the day by beef3k · · Score: 1

    "Evangelical scientist"

  39. Biologos and Creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biologos is headed up by a fairly well known scientist by the name of Francis Collins (think Human Genome Project). His scientific credentials are impecable. He also happens to be an evangelical Christian. He ascribes to a belief that God used evolution and that Genesis was written in a poetical structure and its purpose was not to teach literal history.
    For what it is worth (and that is fairly little with the /. crowd), there are people developing mathematical models of the same HapMap data that leads Francis Collins to his conclusions from a young-earth time frame. They are attempting to grapple with actual analysis or actual data.
    We could all stand to be a bit less derisive of those with whom we disagree.

  40. Christianity relies on original sin to be true... by StabnSteer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the biggest problems with denying the Adam and Eve story is that it negates the fundamental reason Jesus appeared - that is, to take on "our sins" created by the fall. Denying Adam and Eve pretty much throws a wrench into the whole works of Christianity, so this is bigger than just admitting that it is allegory or metaphor...

  41. Scientists miss the point of 'faith' by subreality · · Score: 1

    tries to reconcile faith and science. ... Those types of mutation rates are just not possible. It would mutate us out of existence.

    These guys are missing how faith works. It's not based on logic and reason; in fact, it is explicitly the virtue of believing something despite logic and reason. Reasoned arguments are pointless when the counterargument is "god guided evolution to create our diversity, and lovingly saved us from mutagenic self-destruction".

    Trying to reconcile faith and the scientific method is nonsensical. Trying to do it in context of creationsim, one of the deadest horses to ever be beat, is just foolish.

  42. Extrmely Poor Evangelical Position by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    Seems like an extremely poor evangelist. Lets see, you can believe God created the heavens and the Earth. You can believe God created man. But you also believe believe God CAN'T mutate man? God's powers are literally infinite except, of course, he lacks the ability to mutate and/or genetically manipulate man. WTF?!? The inability to use critical thinking here is astounding.

    Impossible to look at this story as reporting on either extremely poor evangelists, scientists, or both.

  43. Re:Fixing such a thing... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Funny

    Prozium has no negative side effects.

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  44. I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by OrgnlDave · · Score: 2
    I hate to burst the hateful bubbles present, but tons of evangelical scientists have always supported evolution. It is only just a very strong push into education and other areas of life by certain evangelicals who became the 'squeaky wheel' that everyone hears that brought about that stupid bubble. Except it was more like an incessant roar that drowned everything out.

    Here's a bad example: Westboro Baptist Church. The Phelps cult sure as heck aren't baptists, despite the name on the sign. They have also been officially disowned by all legitimate church associations, including the 'Primitive Baptist' movement they claim to be a part of, and other Baptist associations.

    Yet still I get asked about them in regards to my faith.

    Disclaimer: I am an 'evangelical' who volunteers at a nominally Southern Baptist college church in the Northeast USA. I'm an old-world creationist, which means I believe God created the universe way back a long time ago, and that he wasn't absent in our evolution.

    1. Re:I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      The Phelps cult sure as heck aren't baptists, despite the name on the sign... Yet still I get asked about them in regards to my faith.

      Yeah, like how atheists get asked about Hitler all the time, despite the fact that Hitler was sort of neo-pagan quasi-Christian who thought Jesus was Aryan.

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    2. Re:I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with your theory. If you say there is a God, why couldn't he create us in the first place? Why stop halfway during evolution? You can't play on both teams. If you believe in creation, the God was powerful enough to create humans, if not, then its %100 evolution.

    3. Re:I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      I'm an old-world creationist, which means I believe God created the universe way back a long time ago, and that he wasn't absent in our evolution.

      So he's the one who throws the dice? Can't disprove that. ;)

    4. Re:I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by brit74 · · Score: 1

      > "I hate to burst the hateful bubbles present, but tons of evangelical scientists have always supported evolution. It is only just a very strong push into education and other areas of life by certain evangelicals who became the 'squeaky wheel' that everyone hears that brought about that stupid bubble. Except it was more like an incessant roar that drowned everything out. "

      Yes, a lot of evangelical scientists disagree with young earth creationism. It's an exaggeration to say that "tons" of them have always supported evolution (though I suppose it depends on how you define evolution). The other issue is that you're ignoring the fact that tons of evangelical non-scientists agree with young earth creationism. They also get angry when professors at Christian colleges dispute young earth creationism. I've seen professors at Christian colleges lose their job because of it, and Christian colleges attacked for being "liberal" and "not following the true word of God" because they touch on evolution. The young earth creationists are not just some tiny minority who stir up trouble. Almost half of Americans agree with the statement that God created human beings within the last 10,000 years (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2680/nearly-half-the-u-s-population-believes-the-earth-is-less-than-10-000-years-old). Among the laypeople, it's a popular position.

    5. Re:I hate to burst the hateful bubble, by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Yet still I get asked about them in regards to my faith.

      Well, yeah... you associate with a broad notion, you get associated with others who associate with that broad notion.

      Just like Muslims who get asked about terrorists.

      Just like Atheists who get asked about "bad atheists" like Hitler and Stalin.

      Just like Republicans who get asked about idiots like Sarah Palin and selfish cunts like Newt Gingrich.

      Just like Democrats who get asked about being socialists and communists.

      Just like doctors who get asked why health care in this country sucks.

      Just like computer scientists who get asked if a PC or Mac is better.

      No, you and your group are not being singled out - it's just that we as humans are lazy and generalize a bit... it cuts down on the work. On the other hand, you might want to ask why you think that, because your affiliation is religious, you should be immune to this.

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  45. Cherry Picking Quotes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article quotes Fazale Rana about the possibilities of errors in the Bible and whether or not this is an important issue within the church. They failed to include his opinion on the issue itself, which would feature the fact that it's the English translation of the Bible that seems to require the Earth to be only a few thousand years old. I'm familiar with Dr. Rana and the organization he works for. He comments routinely on human mutation rates and how they align with Genesis days as the original Hebrew allows for: long periods of time. He finds much of evolutionary theory to be valid, but finds in the data supporting evolution shortcomings that are congruent with the idea that some "kinds" of things were created apart from natural evolutionary processes.

    Which brings up the next point. These scientists who are questioning the validity of Genesis failed to notice that the creation of mankind is a miraculous event. As such, they shouldn't be surprised to find disagreement between a strictly natural evolution and a supernatural creation. The headline could read "Christian finds evidence of miracle, denies miracle occured". Whether you believe in miracles or not, these people are contradicting themselves.

  46. Weeks of years, parables, and other metaphors by tepples · · Score: 1

    they still want to believe that the whole Bible is literal and that God through his holy scribes was incapible of metaphor?

    Of course the Bible has metaphors. Jesus taught using "parables", the ancient counterpart to the modern "car analogy". Several "weeks" in the Bible have proven to be weeks of years as in Daniel 9, and some "days" may be a thousand years (2 Peter 3) or longer. Where the denominations differ is which parts of the Bible are considered literal and which metaphors.

    We still love our Christian brothers and sisters - even when they're uncomforttible eating Dino-shaped chicken nuggets.

    Of course dinosaurs were around in biblical times: what do you think taninim were?

  47. The name of the solution is spyware... by Gription · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I find I have to say something because someone somewhere may follow the links and give it a try. The obviously stupid first post just advertises a piece of junk from a known spyware vendor named CyberDefender.
    The following link will give you a pretty clear idea: http://help.lockergnome.com/general/Avoid-Clean-PC--ftopict65244.html

    This software is junk. Registry scanners/cleaners are junk (unless you mean a GOOD antivirus product scanning for virus related entries). The registry has no firm rules how it is to be used so there is no automated way to clean it.

    There is no single magic bullet to remove a malware infection. The closest thing to a magic bullet (at this time) is a removal tool called "ComboFix" from a site called BleepingComputer.com, and it is free. It won't remove everything and it sometimes may remove a file used by a program but it is saved as a file in its quarantine. Run it in safe-mode with networking and it might get you out of an expensive jam.

    1. Re:The name of the solution is spyware... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Registry cleaners are not entirely pointless. There are a few thing that should not be in the registry, like paths to programs and dlls that no longer exist.

      However, CCleaner does a good enough job removing those, for free. And everyone should use that program regularly anyway. Just flip over to the Registry tab every month or so and run that.

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  48. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by grub · · Score: 0


    (Trivia question! Name a word which occurs exactly once in the entire Bible!)

    Cunt!

    Adam: "Eve, don't take a bite of said evil fruit, ye cunt!"

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  49. Actually... It is likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In evolutionary biology, the single set of parents to progenitor a species is called Hopeful Monsters.

  50. "want their faith to come into the 21st century" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But of course.

    In a strait-jacket party at a mental institution.

  51. Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anything by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    6-10 thousand years is a pretty trivial amount of time in evolutionary terms. There is simply no way that 2 people could produce in 10k years the diversity we actually see in actual living humans unless they mutated so fast that practically every single person would be born with fatal mutations.

    Actually the evidence is much like you suggest in terms of there being one unique woman, Mitochondrial Eve, that falls in the female line of every living human being. There is probably likewise some point at which you can find a single male line in every living human lineage, but they didn't happen at the same time, weren't a couple, and nobody ever living at any one given instant was ever descended from those two people. Beyond that the timelines are MUCH longer. The last bottleneck was at least 50k years ago and there was probably another at 200ky.

    The upshot is certainly that human lineages are vastly older than most bible scholars seem to think, at least those who are at all literalistic.

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  52. The pope said this debate is an "absurdity" by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    Pope Benedict XVI said the debate raging in some countries -- particularly the United States and his native Germany -- between creationism and evolution was an "absurdity," saying that evolution can coexist with faith.

    -- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19956961/ns/world_news-europe/t/pope-creation-vs-evolution-clash-absurdity/ (article from 4 years ago)

    1. Re:The pope said this debate is an "absurdity" by Myopic · · Score: 1

      He's an apostate!

    2. Re:The pope said this debate is an "absurdity" by residieu · · Score: 1

      But, of course, the Evangelical Christians are protestant and don't give any credence to anything the Pope says about religion. Some, in fact, consider him to be the Antichrist.

      Many other Protestant churches would agree with him on this issue, though

  53. Strawman argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I remember from sunday school, is that Adam and Eve were not the first two humans. This is an american simplification of the bible, like the rapture. Nobody but a handful of inbred hicks believes that.

    They were the two that GOD put there, in the garden of Eden. Outside the garden were myriad humans and societies, children of other Gods.

    Thou shalt have no god before me, presupposes the existence of other faiths.

    1. Re:Strawman argument by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      Thou shalt have no god before me, presupposes the existence of other faiths.

      This isn't a strong argument, because that commandment came down in the time of Moses, long after Genesis was supposed to have happened, so it doesn't imply or require people outside of the descendants of Adam and Eve.

      What I remember from sunday school, is that Adam and Eve were not the first two humans. This is an american simplification of the bible, like the rapture. Nobody but a handful of inbred hicks believes that.

      Not only does my experience counter yours (I was taught in Sunday School that they were literally the first two humans) but polls consistently show that a significant portion of the American public believe in the literal Genesis tale. It's not just a handful of any segment of the population.

      Virg

  54. Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Christian creation story is an allegory for the evolution of free will.

    Humans evolved in their present form hundreds of thousands of years ago. But for some reason civilization didn't take off until about 7,000 years ago, give or take. The reason civilization could not take hold everything to do with man's ability to live in a herd.

    We already know that humans can't deal well with herds of more than 150 people. For settlements to grow past 150 people meant that individuals would regularly come in contact with other humans that they did not directly know. For any stable settlement to occur, past 150 people, there had to be some new advancement in herd management, or as we call it: religion.

    At some point, or possibly in multiple places, humans developed this idea of god. God was the invention that allowed humans to live in a herd of more than 150 because it created an immortal, infinitely powerful alpha that could not be toppled via violent means. We hacked our own evolution. By trusting in a god, instead of a human leader, herds could grow past the 150 person limit. By trusting in a god rules could be handed down in his name and people would follow them (for the most part) without having to be beaten into submission. These rules, like don't sleep with your neighbors wife and don't kill each other, laid the foundation for larger and larger settlements.

    This advancement did not happen everywhere at once. It was a gradual transition. "Civilized" settlements would often come across humans who had not made this leap. To to the civilized, these rogue wanderers would seem like animals. They would be controlled by the desire to eat and rape and probably had no qualms about violence. Look at herds of baboons to see how aggressively they handle their herds.

    Free will, as we know it, is the idea that we are not controlled by our basic animal impulses. Those who lived in religious settlements could control their desire to rape and make decisions for the good of the herd. Those who lived outside those societies were still animals with no free will -- they lived only to eat and rape.

    The creation story is an allegory for this development. We used to live as animals (Garden of Eden) and were happy (though full of rape). Ignorance is bliss. Then, at some point we discovered free will (Tree of Knowledge). Forever after we would be cursed with the knowledge of our own death, but able to live with one another.

    1. Re:Garden of Eve by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      What a load of garbage. We didn't develop civilizations until the last 10,000 years because, in general, our population density was far too low (and you'll notice where such densities were still low up until a few centuries ago you didn't get urban civilizations). Urban civilization requires efficient agriculture to free up some portion of the population to specialize (ie. engineers, scribes, ruling class, accountants, that sort of thing). It's not like hunter-gatherers into Tierra del Fuego did not have religious beliefs, it's that they didn't have sufficient population density or resources to create large-scale civilizations.

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    2. Re:Garden of Eve by euroq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cool story, bro.

      However, almost all civilizations which developed religion separately were polytheistic and generally believed in ancestral spirits as well. They by no means believed in a single omnipotent god. The Credo religions (requiring "I believe...") first started with Zoroastrianism, and then much later and possibly separate with Judaism. Even Israelites were polytheistic until after the Babylonian Captivity.

      If you want your story to work, then you'll have to replace "God" with "the gods". There rarely was a single "alpha" omnipotent God. The idea of only a single God is actually very new historically.

      And exactly why do you emphasize rape so much? Do you think that atheists and Buddhists rape others constantly?

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    3. Re:Garden of Eve by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      This is a good explination, but the implication that the only way mating took place in the 'animal human' era was by rape ignore the reality of animal life. Rape is an act of violence which has very little to do with sex and mating. Many primates take mates, some even premanantly.

      Now, you could argue that consent was never given in such a situation, but as you pointed out, there was no free will, so consent was not really possible. We dont say that one ape rapes another. We can call it dominant behavior, alpha behavior, mating rituals, etc. But not rape.

      You also ignore othe factors which lead to the rise of civilization. Agriculture in particular. Aside from the interpersonal linkages, communities fought because of scarce resources. With the advent of agriculture (and animal husbandry/domestication) you vastly increased the resources available in a very localized geographical space because even if you went beyond the 150 personal interpersonal limit you could still feed and house the entire group. This, plus the ability to decentralize power (because of a social heirarchy) added to the abiliity to create communities. There is also the idea of larger groups being more safe from other groups and predators.

      Im not saying you are wrong in your assessment of the place religion had in the groweth of civilization, Im saying you simply things WAY too much.

    4. Re:Garden of Eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those who lived outside those societies were still animals with no free will -- they lived only to eat and rape."

      Animals don't have free will, what? Do you really think free will is a learned ability? That the improvement of social structure requires gods?

    5. Re:Garden of Eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, some of the most sophisticated (and population dense) early civilisation occurred in East Asia where there was specifically not a religious system centred around 'an immortal, infinitely powerful alpha'. Look at the actual creation of the monotheistic religions - in both the Israelite and Islamic cases you saw the elevation of the primary male deity in a pantheon of gods to absolute status and the exclusion or reduction to second-order status (i.e., angels, demons) of competitor deities and the real, political and economic elimination of the cults associated with them.

      As for the dunbar number, actually most societies remained agrarian for most of the span of human history, in which the standard unit was small villages or estates in which a division of labour prevailed. Their economic integration and co-ordination was effected by a relatively small network of people effecting either exchange or administrative allocation between them - the constitution of varieties of such ruling classes 'solved' the dunbar problem.

    6. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 0

      Each city had its own god. Athens worshiped Athena. Rome worshiped Jupiter. The concept of "gods" is a result of cities banding together into larger herds with the primary city's god usually designated the top god.

      Buddhists have an alpha, it is one of the many incarnations of Buddha.

      Modern day atheists are the result of 7000 years of evolution where those who were "animals" were weeded out of the population. Without religion, or technology, modern day atheists will descend back to an animal state -- the movie Idiocracy springs to mind.

    7. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      It seems vastly more probable to me that people settled down first, then discovered agriculture.

      Nomads tend to visit a certain area for a week or two and move on. The discovery of agriculture requires noticing a pattern: seed is planted, seed sprouts a plant, plant produces a new seed. This requires at least one growing season in the same spot.

      There are certain areas that can support a population without nomad-ism. Coasts in tropical areas are good examples. It seems most likely to me (Occams Razor) that people settled in these areas. Those who developed religion were able to form small stable settlements that protected the old. The old both accumulated and passed down knowledge giving a greater advantage to those settlements. Over time the most religious settlements became the most prosperous. Those who were religious had an evolutionary advantage.

      The hunter-gatherers of Tierra del Fuego did not have enough stable natural food sources to produce the effect.

    8. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      Honestly I used the word rape because I like the sound of "rapey". The idea is that humans have natural impulses that are not good for societies. These impulses include rape, but also the desire to steal, exact revenge, and impose one's will upon another. These impulses have to be dulled to form good societies. It is the ongoing struggle we see today between individualism and conformity.

      From another post of mine:

      It seems vastly more probable to me that people settled down first, then discovered agriculture.

      Nomads tend to visit a certain area for a week or two and move on. The discovery of agriculture requires noticing a pattern: seed is planted, seed sprouts a plant, plant produces a new seed. This requires at least one growing season in the same spot.

      There are certain areas that can support a population without nomad-ism. Coasts in tropical areas are good examples. It seems most likely to me (Occams Razor) that people settled in these areas. Those who developed religion were able to form small stable settlements that protected the old. The old both accumulated and passed down knowledge giving a greater advantage to those settlements. Over time the most religious settlements became the most prosperous. Those who were religious had an evolutionary advantage.

      As an aside, my grandfather is 84 years old and spends his whole day tending to the garden and plants around his house. If old people were anything like they are today (they were) then someone's grandfather made the discovery of agriculture.

    9. Re:Garden of Eve by hedpe2003 · · Score: 1

      sp3d2orbit's words are a metaphor... not to be taken literally... That's how you know they're true.

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    10. Re:Garden of Eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course this explanation is strictly speculative. No one was there writing it down, unless you believe that the creation story was recorded after about 3 generations.

    11. Re:Garden of Eve by euroq · · Score: 1

      This is probably a mistake on my part to be expecting a rational discourse, but I'm still interested, so...

      Each city had its own god. Athens worshiped Athena. Rome worshiped Jupiter. The concept of "gods" is a result of cities banding together into larger herds with the primary city's god usually designated the top god.

      Ancient Rome and Athens were absolutely 100% polytheistic. They worshiped a pantheon of gods. Rome did not just worship Jupiter, Rome had dozens of temples to many gods. Even the Israelites (Jews) did not have a concept of a single omnipotent God until much later in their history... and it is very probable that they still believed in many gods at the dawn of Christianity, despite the fact that they only worshiped their national god and no others. How does "You shall not worship any other god before me, for I am a jealous god" make sense if there is only 1 supreme being?

      The concept of "gods" is not the result of cities banding together. The cities themselves were already polytheistic.

      Modern day atheists are the result of 7000 years of evolution where those who were "animals" were weeded out of the population. Without religion, or technology, modern day atheists will descend back to an animal state -- the movie Idiocracy springs to mind.

      I am an extremely smart person, but I can't comprehend what you're trying to say here. You're implying that atheists are "animals" and are weeded out of the general population. But they're still in the general population.

      "Without religion or technology, atheists will descend back to animal state" - why/how? And how would theists not descend back in comparison?

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    12. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      Your arrogant attitude and dismissive comments do nothing to advance your points. I have not revealed my religions beliefs, I am taking an anthropological approach to this problem. Unless you have a problem with science there is no reason to be such a dick.

      In fact, if you take a moment to examine your own desire to berate me, you will see it is a direct result of your own evolutionary instinct to be an alpha in this herd (Slashdot). Like it or not, you are a herd animal with a strong desire for hierarchy. Most primates are. So are all domesticated animals above 100 lbs, a direct reflection our ability to hack the herd instinct for our benefit. A link to Chapter 9 from Jarrod Diamond's Gun's Germs and Steel so you can read more about this: http://www.udel.edu/anthro/roe/diamond9.pdf

      As a herd animal with a strong need for hierarchy, human societies go through 4 stages of religion: animism, polytheism, monotheism, then atheism. We start worshiping the elements, then assign gods to those elements, then a certain god becomes primary, then we discard god. The Greeks did it. The Romans did it. The Hebrews are still at stage 3 though some could argue that after WWII they may have transitioned to stage 4. Europe is at stage 4, America at stage 3.

      In polytheistic societies each city tends to focus around a single god. Here is a good link that shows both the animism and patron gods of Greek cities: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?120692-Ancient-Greek-City-States-Standards
      You can see from the photos how an animal or element is used to symbolize a god and each city in ancient Greece had a patron god. Athens was Athena, Sparta was Lacedaemon. As each city state became part of the larger Greek world their patron gods were added to the mix in a hierarchy that reflected the city states' relative power.

      Polytheism was a brilliant religious invention that allowed these cities to coexist with different patron gods (different alphas) by imagining a herd of gods in the sky. As different cultures achieved prominence the primary god changed. As Greece fell so did Zeus, as a Rome rose so did Jupiter. In other words, the polytheism of Greece and Rome was key to their success. The same things still exists in India today where each family has its own patron god. The Catholic church has patron saints (mini-gods) and the triumverate (3 gods in one).

      The point I am trying to make here is that we are herd animals and we use the concept of gods to hack our evolution. It provides stability for the herd because deep down we are all animals.

      To the second point about atheists. What happens if you apply a selective pressure to an evolving system? The system will respond in way that those most adapted to that pressure out compete those who do not. For the last 7000 years there has been a selective pressure on humans: religion. Those who were most able to adapt to the selective pressure of religion had access to more mates and out breed those who did not. Your genes are shaped by that evolutionary pressure. If your ancestors had a genetic pre-disposition towards blind violence or raping they were more likely to be removed from the herd.

      What happens when you remove a selective pressure from an evolving system? If there is no advantage to those traits, they quickly degrade from the population. Societies that remove themselves from religion remove the selective pressures of religion. Religion is a brilliant technique to get the individual to willingly submit their own needs to the needs of society. It provides an immense benefit for society and without it societies quickly degrade.

      "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” Seneca quotes (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)

    13. Re:Garden of Eve by euroq · · Score: 1

      First of all, I wasn't being a dick, I wasn't trying to berate you; you're being quite sensitive. Anyone making a point in a discussion could be considered "arrogant". And let me repeat what you wrote:

      Modern day atheists are the result of 7000 years of evolution where those who were "animals" were weeded out of the population. Without religion, or technology, modern day atheists will descend back to an animal state -- the movie Idiocracy springs to mind.

      That is quite cryptic and doesn't really make sense on its own... you did, however, explain the herd concept much better in your last post. Apparently what you meant about "animal state" was that atheists will act on their animal impulses, like violence and raping, but theists won't because of the fear of the alpha (god/gods). I vehemently disagree that that is the case. I don't know where you have evidence for this*, and I don't have evidence for the contrary, other than my own experiences in life, but all atheists that I have ever known and most information that I read about tends to be that atheists are less violent and have a great appreciation for others... i.e. do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself.

      And this is still true, regardless of the concept of patron gods: The concept of "gods" is not the result of cities banding together. The cities themselves were already polytheistic. Just because a Catholic person or city has a patron saint does not mean they do not believe in the sainthood of other saints. By the way, the Romans thought that the various gods from other civilizations were equivalent to theirs with different names... the god or goddess of farming in Syria or Egypt might have been called by a different name, but they didn't think of them as a different god. They did, however, think that there may be local gods in different areas. In fact, conquering generals might ask the local god for favor in an upcoming battle in promise of building a temple after winning and giving a sacrifice.

      Finally, about the point that religion is a technique to get the individual to willingly submit to the needs of a society, I would argue that governments and contracts can also do the same. Religion isn't a requirement, and hence societies can be atheist and still have such a tool to keep people from harming one another. Remember, the USSR and China were/are officially atheist societies. Another reason why I don't think atheism equates to reverting to primalness.

      * Some religious people like to argue that Hitler and Stalin killed hundreds of millions and were atheists. Actually, Hitler's religious views are quite complicated - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler's_religious_views, and in any case both were trying to create new societies and replace existing ones, including removing the existing power structure of the religions in place. The Christian Romans and Mohammed's followers did the exact same thing. So they don't equate to the atheist living down the street, unless they are trying to topple and replace a society.

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    14. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      > First of all, I wasn't being a dick

      Your comments, "Cool story bro" and "This is probably a mistake on my part to be expecting a rational discourse" are quite dick-ish. There is a tendency I see in people towards blind criticism, that is criticism that does not seek to improve or replace but only serves to tear down. Do not confuse blind criticism with intelligence -- it is a fools crutch. Check yourself, you are not seeking knowledge right now -- you are trying to "best" via reason and make yourself feel higher in the herd's hierarchy.

      > but all atheists that I have ever known and most information that I read about tends to be that atheists are less violent and have a great appreciation for others... i.e. do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself.

      You feel this way precisely because you do not understand my comment. I addressed this point:

      "To the second point about atheists. What happens if you apply a selective pressure to an evolving system? The system will respond in way that those most adapted to that pressure out compete those who do not. For the last 7000 years there has been a selective pressure on humans: religion. Those who were most able to adapt to the selective pressure of religion had access to more mates and out breed those who did not. Your genes are shaped by that evolutionary pressure. If your ancestors had a genetic pre-disposition towards blind violence or raping they were more likely to be removed from the herd."

      In other words, modern day atheists are people who have evolved enough, in the presence of a herd management philosophy (religion), that they have internalized these behaviors so that they feel like they no longer need the herd management philosophy anymore. But, if you understand evolutionary theory, then you will realize that no characteristic of a species will be preserved indefinitely if it is no longer selected for.

      Also, you must realize that not everyone is like you. Just reading Slashdot alone puts you in the top 1% of informed people. Most of the breeding populace have not internalized these behaviors. No matter how good you are, you live in a democracy that can easily bring society to its knees through their animal behaviors -- look at Britain two weeks ago.

      > The cities themselves were already polytheistic.

      I feel like you must have skimmed my comment because I addressed this:

      "As a herd animal with a strong need for hierarchy, human societies go through 4 stages of religion: animism, polytheism, monotheism, then atheism. "

      Polytheism necessarily predates monotheism. Each society starts by worshiping the elements. As you said

      > "thought that the various gods from other civilizations were equivalent to theirs with different names... the god or goddess of farming in Syria or Egypt might have been called by a different name, but they didn't think of them as a different god."

      Why do you think they enjoyed this flexibility? Because we are herd animals with a strong need for hierarchy. Without it, we would not have the capability of combining gods and societies and growing larger and large civic structures.

      > I would argue that governments and contracts can also do the same. Religion isn't a requirement, and hence societies can be atheist and still have such a tool to keep people from harming one another. Remember, the USSR and China were/are officially atheist societies

      Lets ignore my points about evolutionary theory for a moment and my point about modern atheists enjoying the benefits of evolution. Also ignore the fact that the USSR and Red China are gone after only 3 generations. Also ignore the fact that these societies quickly descended into pure violence when they tried to replace one herd management technique (religion) with another (communism). Lets just look at other herd animals.

      How does every herd animal except for humans operate?

      Baboons & Chimps (primates with a strong hierarchy) - through violent conflict, infanticide and constant rape.

    15. Re:Garden of Eve by euroq · · Score: 1

      I think you make lots of really good points. I think you didn't explain it very well in your original post. I would argue that, next time, you shouldn't use the word "rape" so much because, well, frankly it makes the argument sound a bit crazy. "Primal impulses", "selfish behavior", or something similar. Go ahead and include rape as an example, but you made it sound like that was the main point.

      I still stand by my criticism of your original post for saying "God" instead of "gods" or "religion" or something else. If Zoroastrianism had been the random religion that spread in the Roman Empire, the same thing would be said with "the astral forces of good and evil" instead of "God". If we were in China, well I'm not sure what would be said... maybe "Divine Will", but it would be different. The idea of calling this idea God only makes sense when you're talking about the Abrahamic religions.

      As far as believing religion isn't necessary - I said that (or at least I meant), given religion as a system of order to allow society to live with one another, there are alternatives which can do the same (i.e. religion isn't necessary but something is like enforceable contracts).

      Finally, let me say I'm glad that I had this conversation with you. I feel like I've gained a bit of knowledge and perspective.

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    16. Re:Garden of Eve by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      Thank you I appreciate the kind words.

      I am not specifically talking about the Judeo-Christian god in saying that the Garden of Eden is a an allegory for the evolution of free will. If you are familiar with Zoroastrianism, then you may be familiar with idea that the Jesus story was lifted from Zoroastrianism. The bible is more than a single tribe's religion, it is an Anthology of Religion's Greatest Hits from ~100,000 BC up to about 100 AD. The first four books of the bible, including Genesis were supposedly written by Moses but they are more likely an amalgamation of religious ideas that have been around for many millenia.

      On a personal note, why are you hostile to Christianity? If not Christianity, is there any religion you could subscribe to? I have no desire to convert you but I have to make two points: 1) as a herd animal you would find a tangible benefit by subscribing to a herd philosophy and 2) don't let idiots who say things like "Fossils are the work of Satan" turn you off from something that has served mankind well.

    17. Re:Garden of Eve by euroq · · Score: 1

      On a personal note, why are you hostile to Christianity?

      I don't think I said anything at all hostile to Christianity. I'm not hostile to Christianity, but I strongly disapprove of people who don't follow the scientific method to figure out answers in our existence and then push that belief on others (i.e. someone who takes on faith that the bible says the earth is 6000 years old and then forces that belief onto others, instead of using scientific queries to determine the age of the earth. Or someone who says women can't drive because they believe that the Quran forbids them, even though it is logical that women can and do drive)

      I was raised in a Christian church and went 3 times a week for the first 16 years of my life, and I will probably do the same for my children. That is for the purpose of a moral upbringing (the type that comes from a church of love and compassion, not fire and brimstone). I will teach them to be scientific and to use reason, even when it conflicts with that collection of writings called the Bible.

      As far as joining a religion for the herd philosophy, I like to be my own man :) I don't think my brain is wired like other people's to be a member of a herd. For example, I never have felt any emotion or attachments for sport teams. I've always wondered why people like and care about their region's sport team so much, even if none of the players are actually from that given region.

      By the way, the description Anthology of Religion's Greatest Hits from ~100,000 BC up to about 100 AD is an awesome description for the bible. I've always known that but never could put it as succinctly as that. It drives me crazy when Christians refuse to believe that the story of Noah and the Ark comes from the Epic of Gilgamesh.

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  55. evangelicals vs fundamentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be good to know that there's a difference. Evangelicals believe that all humans should be evangelized, that is, introduced to JC and invited into a personal relationship with him. Fundamentalists believe that PLUS that the bible account of everything must be taken literally. Unfortunately for fundamentalists their insistance on literality trivializes their storyline.

  56. Only 4 out of 10? by cbope · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I would have expected it was more like 8 out of 10, in the US.

  57. News at 11: Fairy Tale Probably Not Based on Fact by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    Plus, rumours that pope may be head of a large religious organisation with catholic beliefs, and footage of an ursine-like animal defecating in a forested area - could this actually be a bear? More after the break... .

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  58. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

    One day, you'll be able to recognize, and accept, that there is no evidence for the existence of a God.

    You do your fellow atheists a great disservice by failing to realize that no evidence is required to *believe*.
    There is no evidence against God. Why do you believe in his non-existance?

  59. Re:Christianity relies on original sin to be true. by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    This is utter bullshit. Jesus never talked about an original sin, he however talked about sins we commit against each other ever day.
    The interpretation of the original sin and jesus saves us from it came later on by taking the old testament literally.
    What he did was to say we should not sin against each other, which makes sense because only by being nice to each other a society can work in the long time
    b) "Shit" on the shoes of the so called jewish church back then by questioning their opressive rules, because he saw religion as something which should people help to live but not which people should be forced to live for
    c) Tried to tell the people that there is a god, and it is not the god who punishes but who loves all creation (all of it, so we do not have a god given right to pollute) and that he is the son of god who teaches the people and gives them a path to salvation (in my opinion in a sense to give them a path to live a good life, not to get rid of a mysterious sin they never committed)
    d) Those who suffer in this life will be rewarded for it in the next one in heaven
    e) Death is not the end
    f) As a proof that all of this was true he died and resurrected

    What he never did:

    a) Question the political authorities, in fact he made a clear distinction between religion and politics, so modern distinction between religion and politics and not interference between one or the other, in its root is very christian from a NT point of view

    b) He never said anything about a root sin we are all bound to, but he said there is no one without sin, and you should and can revert your live and will be forgiven

    Everything else outside of that is church doctrine and interpretation.

    But my views are that of an amateur philosopher.

  60. So by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

    In fact, there's no reason at all to keep sending us money.

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  61. What???? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    You don't *believe* the Earth is only 6000 years old? Are you blind, man? Have you NOT counted the number of begats in the bible? It's as clear as freaking day!

    And you call yourself a Creationist! I am ashamed!

    Sheesh!

    *EVERYONE* knows the Earth is only 6000 years old. And if you can't accept that, get out of the religion.

    Oh, and the Earth is flat too.

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  62. Improbable Things Happen by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll admit, it does seem remote, especially if you're dealing with time periods of 50,000 years or so. What do you think the likelihood of this event occurring is? A million in one chance, per year? One in a billion per century?

    Let's go even further, way, way out there. What if it was one in 10^24 per 13 billion years?

    Just so we're clear on the numbers we're using, that's 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance per 13,000,000,000 years.

    This is really, really, really, really, really unlikely. However, statistically speaking, this means that there are... dum dum dum...! 9 planets in the entire universe where this has occurred so far. Earth is one of them. :)

    This, of course, assumes the lifespan of the universe to be 13 billion years and the number of stars in the observable universe to be 10^24. Which, based on our current scientific estimates, is about right give or take (see sources). It could be off by, say, five or six planets either way -- although we're only dealing with the *observable* universe, so there could be many many many many many more.

    The scientific world is an amazing, wonderful, powerful, inspirational thing that is just so incredible in its majesty and beauty that it seems so very belittling to claim that there's a divine hand behind this truly unique and awesome thing called existence.

    Bonus question: If the universe created God, what created God? If X, why can't X apply to "the universe at whole"? If NOT X, then why can't the universe be held to the same standard? "It always was, and always will be..."

    Further reading:

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Improbable_things_happen
    http://www.symphonyofscience.com/

    Sources:

    - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe
    - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observable_universe

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    1. Re:Improbable Things Happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but it talks a lot more faith to believe in evolution then you think. First of all, I have a problem with it's fundamentals, the Big Bang. I find it hard to believe that the entire universe was in an infinity small dot (think about how big our universe is). Also, where did that dot come from? How did everything come from nothing for no reason? Second of all, the problem with life. It has been observed a billion times that it takes life to give life. Which means that non-life specimen cannot create life. As the matter of fact, you have more chances of creating life out of a can of sardines because you have everything you need in order to create life, but just not life itself. Third of all, lets presume that we ignore my second point and that life did start, how did the first organism know how to replicate, move, feed etc. if it hasn't been done before? Where did this information come from?

      To answer your bonus question, I would say that it doesn't make sense. The universe didn't create God, but God created the universe. I would more likely believe in a creator who gave function and information to all things, then to believe that they all sprung out from no-where over millions of years.

      Bonus content: I challenge you to walk down the beach and see any fossilizing fish. You have heard many times that fossils take millions of years to form. Have you ever walked somewhere and seen a fossil in process of fossilizing? Lets say a fossil is 10 cm thick and it takes 10 million years to fossilize, that means that it will fossilize 1 cm every million years. Hmmm, weird how it has never been observed, but still, when you see something fossilize, make sure you walk around it, because it will become a fossil in another million years. lol

      Bonus resources: check out creation.com (http://creation.com/origin-of-life-and-sardines)

    2. Re:Improbable Things Happen by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      The OP is talking about how unlikely it is that evolution can produce a new species from more than one breeding pair. However, it is not necessary to assume that that must have happened, because it is not unlikely at all. It happens all the time, all new species are descended from more than one pair of individuals of a pre-existing species.

    3. Re:Improbable Things Happen by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but it talks a lot more faith to believe in evolution then you think.

      No, it doesn't.

      First of all, I have a problem with it's fundamentals, the Big Bang.

      The Big Bang has nothing to do with evolution.

      I find it hard to believe [...]

      Yes, well, a LOT of already PROVEN science is hard to believe. It's still true. That's why it's science, not a faith.

      Also, where did that dot come from?

      No one knows. As far as we can reason, we will never be able to know. That problem is - at least for now - beyond the reach of science.

      Which means that non-life specimen cannot create life.

      No, it doesn't. That's a murky concept anyway, since it relies on the definition of 'life', which is not at all clear when you get to the fringe cases. Take viruses for example. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus

      Third of all, lets presume that we ignore my second point and that life did start, how did the first organism know how to replicate, move, feed etc. if it hasn't been done before?

      You really should read up on that subject called 'evolution'. ;-)

      The universe didn't create God, but God created the universe.

      Where did god come from? Where does he 'live', if he created the universe? Does that mean, there is a realm outside our universe? Is there more than one universe?

      I would more likely believe in a creator who gave function and information to all things, then to believe that they all sprung out from no-where over millions of years.

      Yes, you made that clear.

      The question ist: Why?

      Why would you believe in an entity that exists outside of our universe, but not in things developing on their own?

      Oh, and, even as a scientist, you can believe in a god that lives outside of our universe. You can even propose, that he created the universe. Than you have your explanation for the Big Bang. And it doesn't go against science at all, because it's simple beyond it's reach.

      Of course, a god of that type may in no way interact with our universe, so it is completely inconsequential if he exists or not.

      Have you ever walked somewhere and seen a fossil in process of fossilizing?

      Oh my. Of course there are various states of fossilization.
      But you are right in a way: There are no young fossils! That's because the age is part of the definition. :)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil

      Bonus resources: check out creation.com (http://creation.com/origin-of-life-and-sardines)

      Nothing interesting there.

    4. Re:Improbable Things Happen by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      From what I know about modern evolutionary biology, one thing that they have in fact found out is that the old "just roll the dice for long enough" model of random mutations was wrong. Turns out that evolutionary advancements happen in a series of fairly rapid (in geological terms) chains, where one small change serves as a pebble that starts the avalanche - it's a positive feedback loop, where a single slightly beneficial change triggers more and more, until the next point of equilibrium is reached.

      What more, it seems that, for a given environment, the number of such pebbles is in fact quite small. I.e. a lot of mutations occur, but most of them - even the beneficial ones - don't stick for a long time at all. This accounts for numerous parallel and effectively unrelated evolutional chains that yielded strikingly similar results in the end. E.g. we've long thought that mammals evolved from a subclass of reptiles, but now there's strong evidence that our evolutionary ancestors - synapsids, the "mammal-like reptiles" - are a separate branch of amniotes that diverged very early on, and most of their semblance to sauropsids (the "true reptiles") is the result of parallel evolution in the same environment.

    5. Re:Improbable Things Happen by guruevi · · Score: 1

      There are actually explanations for the creation of the universe out of nothing. When there is nothing, there are still quantum thermal fluctuations that could've triggered a universe to exist.

      You're right on the rest though. The 'observed' universe (even with the Kepler telescope) is currently less than 1% of the estimated size of the universe. So your statistics could easily double or even triple in the next decade.

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    6. Re:Improbable Things Happen by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      You are posting as AC, so this reply may be in vain, but here goes:

      First of all, regarding your questions about the Big Bang, you ask very important and significant questions. At this point, science has no answer for you. The fact that we can even make theories and models about the Big Bang is that those models, etc. are consistent with what we can observe in the universe. (see the xkcd comic http://xkcd.com/54/, which shows how the observed microwave radiation fit nearly perfectly to the predicted model). The questions you pose regarding why the Big Bang happened are not scientific questions, and if you chose to believe in a theological explanation, that viewpoint is entirely consistent with science.

      As for your examples of the difficulties of life arising from things that aren't alive, here again is a set of questions for which science has not produced any conclusive answers. That isn't to say that there aren't plausible hypotheses, though. I think that one of the difficulties that many people face when trying to imagine this origin is that we tend to think of the early life in terms of the life we have around today. Specifically, the argument is often that life in the form of a single cell is too complex and too improbable to have spontaneously formed. As it turns out, science agrees with you on that. In fact, a lot of the current thinking is that early "life" started more as a collection of something like self-replicating RNA molecules, and only through a long period of time (ie, millions to billions of years) these simple molecules managed to become more complicated.

      Unfortunately, though, it is nearly impossible for science to make any conclusions about this pathway. We've seen basic organic molecules (ie, chains of carbon) form very easily in the lab, which leads to the hypotheses that simple molecules start coming together and eventually manage to form a single cell, which was a very large, significant step in the history of life that took a long time to happen. Again, though, since this period of time is so difficult for us to study and examine, not much is known about it, from the scientific perspective. Again, if you chose to believe that some divine force swooped in and "breathed life" into the basic molecules to get things started, that is entirely consistent with the scientific understanding.

      The sardine can example is not directly analogous. First of all, the blend of molecules and chemistry inside that can is very different from the early earth, but most importantly, we need to keep in mind that this early step took millions and millions of years to form a single cell - it nothing that we would expect to form in a sardine can from the time it is canned to the time it is opened.

      As for the challenge to find fossilizing fish, this is easily done - look on the bottom of the ocean near where there is accumulating sediment. In other words, not along the shore or where people routinely go.

  63. evangelical SCIENCE? by Superken7 · · Score: 1

    Is there such a thing as evangelical science? Isn't that mutually exclusive terms? You could formulate an hypothesis that states their beliefs, but doesn't that include the bible, which is full of "impossible" statements? Genuinely asking here.

    1. Re:evangelical SCIENCE? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      It's easy to explain anything in the Bible if you are willing to profess a belief in magic (also called "supernatural powers" or "miracles" or "God" or some other things).

      Me? I'm not willing to profess a belief in magic, because that would be childishly silly.

  64. faith != science by chrishillman · · Score: 1

    Faith in a religion is separate from scientific fact. They are not possible to reconcile. A literal interpretation of the bible flies in the face of all scientific evidence. Fundamental issues that hold back all religions such as the existence of a soul can not be answered scientifically. What is the weight of a soul? The escape velocity of a soul as a person dies? You can't measure these things.

    That is where faith comes in. Religious people have faith in a soul, a God and that their religion gives them purpose and comfort when science can't. For every person who thinks that evolution is a total myth there is a scientist that thinks we are just meat. It is a matter of where you put your faith and therefore find a purpose in your life. I would say that an evangelical evolutionary biologist is the ultimate oxymoron. For a true Christian, if you call a single part of the bible out as less than a literal account of history then the whole things comes into question. If no literal Adam and Eve then no literal original sin and no need for a literal messiah in the form of Jesus.

    Now that these guys and Steven Hawking have disproven most religions we can now live in a scientific utopia or moralistic atheism, right? I prefer not to think of myself as just meat. I prefer to live in a world where suffering has a purpose and it is noble to give up one's life. I think that just as you can't see an atom with a magnifing glass you can't see a soul with one either. Perhaps our technology fails us, perhaps the world is more magical than we can currently understand. Maybe no one is wrong. And maybe faith is important.

    1. Re:faith != science by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

      I prefer not to think of myself as just meat. I prefer to live in a world where suffering has a purpose and it is noble to give up one's life.

      The problem you run into is that, for someone who doesn't believe in a soul, the way the world works doesn't care what you prefer. I must say that I'd prefer these things, too, but that doesn't necessarily make them so.

      And maybe faith is important.

      This can still be true even though your statement about true Christianity isn't.

      Virg

    2. Re:faith != science by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      It's only comparatively recently that science and religion have diverged; historically, they developed together. The ancient Greeks believed in their pantheon of Gods yet gave birth to modern science. In the middle ages, Alchemy, forerunner of Chemistry, was part science, part mysticism. Issac Newton himself was said to practice alchemy, and he was highly religious, as were most pioneers in science, right up to Albert Einstein.

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    3. Re:faith != science by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it. "
      - Albert Einstein

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    4. Re:faith != science by cyberchondriac · · Score: 2

      Einstein was not an atheist either however - it's the concept of a "personal" God he disagreed with, not the possibility of divine creation in general. I think this agnostic view is the most intellectually honest. ..at least until science proves everything there is to ever know about the universe, which is unlikely, much as I respect it.

      "I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one. You may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature and of our own being." According to Hubertus, Prince of Löwenstein-Wertheim-Freudenberg, Einstein said, "In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views."

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  65. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Trivia question! Name a word which occurs exactly once in the entire Bible!

    Sure, which one? There are, what, 450 versions in English alone, although you cannot truly appreciate it until you read it in the original Klingon.

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  66. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you believe in everything for which there is no evidence? If not, how do you decide?

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  67. Faith in Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science is Faith:
    Something came from nothing.
    Information came from randomness.

  68. Extremely old news by Tar-Alcarin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's been 15 years, and still most people (including most Christians) have not picked up on the fact that the Catholic church concluded this long ago.
    In a papal statement on the subject of evolution, dated Oct. 22nd 1996, pope John Paul II stated that "truth cannot contradict truth", and therefore the Genesis story of the Bible needed to be interpreted metaphorically, not literally.

    For those who are interested, the message is available here: http://www.ewtn.com/library/papaldoc/jp961022.htm

    How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

    1. Re:Extremely old news by spineboy · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Most Catholics that I know are aware of this. As a matter of fact, I haven't encountered ANY who disbelieve in evolution.
      The main group of people who don't believe in evolution are protestants - offshoots from Catholicism from the 1500's, and don't like to think of Catholics being Christian - weird.

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    2. Re:Extremely old news by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I would argue our tens of millions of Roman Catholic illegal immigrants hold the literal creation view, you just are speaking of technical type of people you know. I have news for you, the technical protestant people I know (I've worked at national labs and other research facilities) also have no problem with science and evolution, neither do the Jewish, Muslim, Hindu "techies". Religion another matter for them, a code of conduct, a philosophy for how to live.

    3. Re:Extremely old news by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      There are quite a few Christians who aren't Roman Catholics, and they don't place any particular weight in statements from the Pope. Most of those from BioLogos who are involved in this story aren't Catholic, for example.

      Also, you think fifteen years is "long ago" for a religion that's been around for millenia, discussing a century-old idea?

      Virg

    4. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argentinian Catholics do not forget that.
      At least all Catholics in Argentine I know knows the genesis is a metaphor. Here there is no creationism theory taught at schools. Not even catholic schools. I studied at a Catholic school and even we were taught the genesis is a metaphor of reality, and the bible must not be taken literally.
      I always believed the creationism ideas were only from some evangelic groups.

    5. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      You're a little off... if you're not Catholic then you aren't supposed to listen to what the Pope says. So this statement only applies to Catholics, and not non-Catholics.

      Almost all (I don't have numbers, sorry) of the Christians in the U.S. arguing that evolution is not real and 7 day Creation is real are Protestant Christians.

    6. Re:Extremely old news by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Because a large number of christian people do not regard the pope as being the authority of anything at all. Indeed a fair proportion of them regard the pope as being an instrument of the devil.

      But never mind, it's always a source of amazement just how many tangles people will get into in order to match religious belief up to scientific knowledge. They just can't face up to the fact that 90% of religious beliefs are inventions developed to address centuries old concerns using centuries old understandings. Naturally they don't hold water any more, we've moved on.

      That's not to say there's still not plenty to be had in the remaining 10% of philosophical "what's it all about, then?". But as long as people remain hung up on fairy tales about talking snakes they're just going to look like idiots.

    7. Re:Extremely old news by BorelHendrake · · Score: 1

      I don't think that Catholics ever "forgot" this. Hell I was in a Catholic High school in the mid-80s and this was not new then...

    8. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been 15 years, and still most people (including most Christians) have not picked up on the fact that the Catholic church concluded this long ago.
      In a papal statement on the subject of evolution, dated Oct. 22nd 1996, pope John Paul II stated that "truth cannot contradict truth", and therefore the Genesis story of the Bible needed to be interpreted metaphorically, not literally.

      For those who are interested, the message is available here: http://www.ewtn.com/library/papaldoc/jp961022.htm

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      In very simple terms:

      All Catholics are Christian, not all Christians are Catholic.
      Christian = belief that Jesus is the savior and the son of God.
      Catholic = The above plus Pope and friends.

      Thus, most Catholics I know accept evolution. It is the fundamentalists (who don't care what the pope says) that have problems with evolution.

    9. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics do not regard the bible as literally true. As you correctly stated that is no in the dogma. There are other parts of the catholic dogma that are just as crazy and without merit, but this particular brand of nutso is not a catholic thing...

    10. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Implying that the Pope is viewed as the final authority on religious doctrine by all flavors of Christianity is just an embarrasing display of your ignorance.

      And some fools even modded you up. Good show, /.

    11. Re:Extremely old news by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      It's not just Roman Catholics and it is not recent. John Calvin said much the same thing during the Protestant Reformation, as did St. Augustine of Hippo around 400 AD. Augustine was explicitly worried that Christians who took Genesis literally were opening the new faith up to ridicule by pagans with any education. Looks like he was right.

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    12. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been 15 years, and still most people (including most Christians) have not picked up on the fact that the Catholic church concluded this long ago.
      In a papal statement on the subject of evolution, dated Oct. 22nd 1996, pope John Paul II stated that "truth cannot contradict truth", and therefore the Genesis story of the Bible needed to be interpreted metaphorically, not literally.

      For those who are interested, the message is available here: http://www.ewtn.com/library/papaldoc/jp961022.htm

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      Catholics are Christians.
      But not all Christians are Catholic.

      HUGE difference.

    13. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that you believe that a vocal minority in an insignificant country is equal to all Christians?

    14. Re:Extremely old news by syzler · · Score: 1

      It's been 15 years, and still most people (including most Christians) have not picked up on the fact that the Catholic church concluded this long ago. In a papal statement on the subject of evolution, dated Oct. 22nd 1996, pope John Paul II stated that "truth cannot contradict truth", and therefore the Genesis story of the Bible needed to be interpreted metaphorically, not literally.

      For those who are interested, the message is available here: http://www.ewtn.com/library/papaldoc/jp961022.htm

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      Why do you say Catholics in particular? When was the last time you heard of a Catholic group/organization pushing the creation story as science? Most of the "Catholics" I hear about in the news, push moral agendas contrary to Church teachings (i.e. trying to change or ignore moral teachings on contraception, abortion, homosexuality, and marriage) or push for women's ordination.

      The few times I hear a Catholic group or organization speak about science is when they are discussing the merits of NFP, the arguments against embryonic stem cell research, or the medical affects of contraception. Usually they are defending the Church's teachings on these matters which is absolutely in line with statements made by the Pope who Catholics consider to be the Vicar of Christ (not representative for God).

    15. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics aren't Evangelical Fundamentalists. The Evangelicals are Protestants. It's an entirely different branch of the religion. They broke off about half a millennium ago. One of the defining points of Protestantism is that its adherents don't consider the Pope to be their leader.

    16. Re:Extremely old news by AmbushBug · · Score: 1

      According to evangelical christians, catholics are NOT christian. Stuff the pope says only applies to catholics. Hence the divide...

    17. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been 15 years, and still most people (including most Christians) have not picked up on the fact that the Catholic church concluded this long ago.

      Martin Luther called.

      All Roman Catholics are Christian, but not all Christians are Roman Catholics. In fact, there are a great many Christians who will insist that Roman Catholics aren't "true" Christians.

    18. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pope John Paul II stated that "truth cannot contradict truth", and therefore the Genesis story of the Bible needed to be interpreted metaphorically, not literally.

      ...

      How is it that Christian people (Catholics in particular; the pope is supposed to be your earthly representative for God) just seem to "forget" this ever happened?

      Hasn't the church been backpedaling a bit on a lot of what John Paul II said and did, since his death?

    19. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (including most Christians)

      Christian people (Catholics in particular

      Is it possible to alter these statements to either tag on "that I've met" or "who make the most noise about it"?

      Speaking as a Christian, a Catholic in particular, I can't speak for most of us as I've never met most Christians or Catholics and have met only the smallest fraction of a fraction of a percent to speak about, I don't believe you have met a majority of the 6.5 million Catholics in the world or have surveyed them all.

      I mean I've known about this for years. Which isn't to say that most Catholics also have known about this for years, but neither does it mean that they did not know about this for years either. In the same way I don't tar atheists all as "radical atheists" striving to convert all theists and deists into some, I dunno, immoral nihilistic self destructive view of the world. That's patently ridiculous. Neither, I should hope, would the atheists who rail against Christianity fail to remember that for every asshole of a Catholic, there's probably several thousand if not tens of thousands of pretty decent ones who are quite smart.

      I implore you, please attempt to reduce generalizations. Judge not lest ye be judged. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. And various other religious sayings that you may or may not consider religious rot.

      -A message from a (hopefully) decent Catholic.

    20. Re:Extremely old news by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      The people who believe it literally know their religion better then those who do not.

      1 Corinthians 15:14 - "and if Christ be not risen, then our preaching is vain, and your faith is also vain."

      The bible clearly states if there was no adam, there was no disobedience, no disobedience no sin, no sin, no need for christ to redeem humanity, the whole of christianity vanishes once you mythologize genesis.

      Romans 5:12 -"Therefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so death passed onto all men, for all have sinned."

      So despite what the pope thinks, the religion he represents is meaningless. The whole bible is centered around sin, disobedience and death. You mythologize adam and eve you take away the foundation of christianity - because there is no sin and no death, therefore christ is superfluous.

    21. Re:Extremely old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics also slaughtered many people in forced conversions all in the name of "truth" - something that Jesus did not do.
      Jesus speaks for all Christians, as real Christians follow him (hence the name) - no other man, even if he has a rather large hat, can speak for true Christians.
      Those claiming to follow Christ but not actually doing so give a bad name to true Christians and bring reproach upon God's name.

      So to answer your question, Christian people don't "forget this ever happened" as it is not applicable to them, only to false christians and to catholics in particular, as they follow this big-hat fellow you are referring to.

  69. Sega by tepples · · Score: 1

    Or is it called Genesis because the world we live in is a simulation running on God's Mega Drive?

  70. "Faith"? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2

    We make a normative decision to have faith in science the same way we do to have faith in religion.

    I, er, disagree. Strongly. There are big differences between 'believing in something based on evidence', 'believing in something without evidence', and 'believing in something despite evidence'.

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    1. Re:"Faith"? by Yamioni · · Score: 1

      I believe they call those 'Logic', 'Faith', and 'Stubborness', respectively. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

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    2. Re:"Faith"? by N1tr0u5 · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. These statements are, at their root and in order, science, religion, and fanatic.

  71. Why sure... by judmarc · · Score: 1

    We all descended from Adam and Eve. Then after Cain slew Abel and he was given the sign on his forehead so he wouldn't be hurt by the other peop... - oh, wait.

  72. Allegory by tepples · · Score: 1

    If we manage to gain new information about history, we will change the history books to reflect this. I don't believe the same is true for the bible.

    At the very least though, it'll cause the various denominations* to update their views on which parts were supposed to be literal and which allegorical.

    * Did I just type "demon" as a Freudian slip?

  73. Next logical conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence

    There is no god

    Hopefully it won't take them another 2000years to realize this

  74. Well, duh by Moraelin · · Score: 2

    Well, duh, haven't you read your source materials? After Caine was cursed with vampirism and driven out, he met Lilith, Adam's first wife, the Dark Mother, in the land of Nod, who helped him awaken his vampyric powers. Unfortunately, they did have a bit of a falling out and he staked her before moving on to sire the first antediluvians. And the rest you can find in the Book Of Nod.

    What? It says so in the holy White Wolf scriptures.

    Oh, wait, you were meaning the OTHER fairy tale? My bad ;)

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    1. Re:Well, duh by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that the material you cite makes more sense and is more coherent and less self-contradicting...

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    2. Re:Well, duh by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Not unexpected though. Modern stories are written by highly educated and knowledgeable people. Even someone with high school education and some modest interest in mythology and such (which probably they had if they ended up writing a successful mythological back-story) would be more educated even than some of the Greco-Roman elites of the ancient world. And even more so than some illiterate backwater goat-herder tribe.

      I mean, according to Ehrman, by the 1st century CE, about 10% of the people in the Roman empire could read at all. (Much less could write, and much less could write eloquently.) For Palestine, which was a mostly rural backwater, only an estimated 3% could read at all. So you can imagine that much less of those also had the oportunities and leisure time to travel and study myths, plays with mythological settings, early legends, etc.

      Even in Judaism, some of the best parts and at that which show any philosophical aspects and inclinations at all, come from those scribes taken into Babylon as slaves and who got to study the Babylonian religions and literature.

      So, yeah, as you'd expect, most modern fictive religion are actually better thought out and make more sense than Genesis. Be it White Wolf source books, or really even Terry Pratchett's parody religions in his Discworld books, or the back-story religion of the elves in WoW.

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  75. Magic, not science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why people worry about Genesis, where there are parts of the bible that are obviously complete nonsense when looked at scientifically. Take Leviticus on skin diseases:

    "This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest: And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest shall look, and, behold, if the plague of leprosy be healed in the leper; Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive and clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop: And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running water: As for the living bird, he shall take it, and the cedar wood, and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird that was killed over the running water: And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the leprosy seven times, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall let the living bird loose into the open field."- Leviticus 14

    This is magic, not science. So why don't people argue about whether Leviticus is correct or not? I guess it's because it's so obviously nonsense that the question never even arises.

  76. In the what? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Name a date, I am pretty sure your date is BEFORE Islam even arose or you somehow are talking about the rise of science AFTER the greeks which seems odd. You can claim the greeks were not the first but that then puts it far ahead of Islam. You do know it is the youngest of the Judaic religions?

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    1. Re:In the what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Besides, science, as we know it, didn't in fact come into being until the 17th century, and wasn't properly formalized until the 18th and into the 19th centuries. The Greeks certainly laid the bedrock, and there's no doubt that Islamic civilization made contributions, but none of them actually developed the rigorous methodological naturalism we call science. Even Newton could turn from optics and gravity to what amounted to Bible code nonsense.

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    2. Re:In the what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Islam. You do know it is the youngest of the Judaic religions?"

      Islam is younger than Christianity, but it is not the newest monotheistic religion.
      There is a religion that is 1260 years newer than Islam, and in the 167 years since Its founding it has spread to nearly every country in the world

  77. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    Trivia answer: "reverend", "eternity", and "grandmother". Apparently. So says the interweb, anyway. Not sure if this takes into account various translations.

  78. of course there were... by jstitch · · Score: 1

    "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence." Of course there were, but only theological and metaphorically speaking... that's the BIG problem with fundamentalism...

  79. Deterioration of gene pool led to incest ban by tepples · · Score: 1

    And it took about 2,500 years after the creation of Adam for the human gene pool, which had been created in God's own image, to deteriorate to the point where God had to make a rule against inbreeding.

  80. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is it about the philosophy "Love one another" that has so many people bent so badly out of shape? Do you truly want to create a world where "love one another" is seen as a bad thing?

  81. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    "Lilith" appears only once in the Hebrew version, but is translated various ways in English versions and so loses its uniqueness.

  82. Not convinced... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Amongst everyone I've ever known I can't point to a single person who ever took the religion story literally. Maybe it's a factor of the part of the country where I live. Even in Sunday school we were told it was metaphorical; that each of the seven days, for example, stood for dramatically longer period of time. If I recall correctly, even the Vatican has long stated this and sees no dispute between Christianity and things like evolution, the big bang or anything else. So I'm not sure who exactly is debating all this.

    And yet, over the last couple of decades I've seen this rise in these odd denominations taking the bible literally. I've come to believe there are two things happening here:

    1)Ssome religious leaders, particularly in America, are seeing a decrease in relevance and a rise of secularism and are trying to keep themselves relevant. One of the more effective ways to do that is to affect education, to push their beliefs as fact. They don't need to convince everyone, just enough idiots to establish themselves.

    2) Many on the other side of this are seriously overstating how many of these kinds of people are actually are out there. The way some talk you'd think most of the country believes in the literal interpretation of the creation story. If that were the case why haven't I met anyone who believes that by now? Most of the people I know are closer to being agnostic than anything else, like myself, but I know a few people who are very religious and they completely embrace science. For them there's no question that evolution is real and that the world is billions of years old.

    I'd be curious to know how that poll was conducted, how far they probed. Did they what aspect of the Adam and Eve story people believe? Literal or figurative. The number of people who believe might be high, I would expect that the people who believe it literally is a lot lower. Or maybe people have somehow mashed together ideas so that humans evolved from apes into Adam and Even and then went on from there? Who knows? But the picture certainly isn't clear.

    The funny thing is that you have people on one side of the fence who want to demonstrate that people are still religious, and on the other you've got those who want to show how stupid people can be. So it's possible loaded questions will get asked that lead, interestingly enough, to the same results.

    1. Re:Not convinced... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      The way some talk you'd think most of the country believes in the literal interpretation of the creation story. If that were the case why haven't I met anyone who believes that by now? Most of the people I know are closer to being agnostic than anything else, like myself, but I know a few people who are very religious and they completely embrace science. For them there's no question that evolution is real and that the world is billions of years old.

      I'd be curious to know how that poll was conducted, how far they probed. Did they what aspect of the Adam and Eve story people believe? Literal or figurative. The number of people who believe might be high, I would expect that the people who believe it literally is a lot lower. Or maybe people have somehow mashed together ideas so that humans evolved from apes into Adam and Even and then went on from there? Who knows? But the picture certainly isn't clear.

      The funny thing is that you have people on one side of the fence who want to demonstrate that people are still religious, and on the other you've got those who want to show how stupid people can be. So it's possible loaded questions will get asked that lead, interestingly enough, to the same results.

      Polling methodologies are not this issue, here. Polling organizations are fully prepared to support their methodologies, especially this one. And according to this poll a stunning 53% of the US population "believe that God created man exactly how the Bible describes it." The same poll also revealed that a staggering two-thirds of the US population thinks that creationism is definitely true or probably true. (39% and 27%, respectively.) Institutionalized idiocy via religious indoctrination is the political reality in the US at this time; instead of waffling about polling methodologies, I suggest you take a stand for rationality and against religion, or stfu and stay on the sidelines in this debate.

  83. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing is, the Bible says that the most recent common male ancestor (Noah) was significantly closer in time than the most recent common female ancestor (Eve). So, the Biblical account, also, says that the most recent common male ancestor was not the husband/mate of the most recent common female ancestor.

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  84. indoctrinated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looking at the facts, humans are still pretty much humans, despite the mutations. Were not X-men, were not apes were just plain old humans. So you would have us believe that the mutations found in modern humans are two vast to have come from two ancestral humans. But they are not to vast to have evolved from a handful of apes, or other primates? Darwin's initial conclusions (speaking of micro-evolution or adaptation) were based upon observable facts. All things created have the ability to adapt to their environment. It is based upon natural selection, that people, animals, plants, etc with the superior characteristics for a particular ecosystem advance and are proliferated. However, the finches were always birds, and we are always going to be humans. trust me, I would love to have super cool bone claws, but the fact is our descendants will always be a plain old humans.

    1. Re:indoctrinated by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      And here we have the classic Creationist line of thought. In one sentence you basically create humans as a special class but then create birds as an incredibly broader class. If birds are some sort of base kind, then how can you not lump in the Great Apes, heck all primates into the human class?

      The fact is that no population of humans has been separated from the wider body of humanity for more than about 15,000 years. Speciation happens where you have two related populations that fall out of reproductive sync. If two populations never have a cessation of gene flow, then, while they're still evolving, they're still evolving together (with the exception of polyploidism, of course, which can produce a new species in a single generation).

      I have no idea what this "plain old human" is supposed to be. Even modern humans have changed morphologically and genetically since they first arrived around 100,000 years ago.

      You need to put down those moronic Creationist pamphlets and actually pick up a book on human evolution.

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  85. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but did anyone read the original article? This article stopped half 1/4 way.

  86. Keep it to the science, OK? by operagost · · Score: 1

    No single pair of ancestors? Fine, that's science. No apple? That fruit is not in Genesis chapter 3... darn public school cutbacks must have fused religious art appreciation and theology into one class. No fall from grace? Well, it's pretty obvious that part has nothing to do with anthropology, and is pretty darn consistent with what we know about psychology.

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  87. Forget Adam and Eve, what about Noah? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 2

    Genesis 7:21-23 states:

    And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:
    All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.
    And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

    So it doesn't matter how many descendants Adam and Eve had -- after the Flood, humanity was (canonically, if you take Genesis literally) down to a population of 8. Those eight were Noah, his wife, their three sons, and their sons' wives according to Genesis 7:13:

    In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark

    Could you get as much genetic diversity starting with 8 people (five of whom, at least, were related by blood) in a short period of time?

    1. Re:Forget Adam and Eve, what about Noah? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      No, and what's more winnowing the population down to eight individuals some 4,000 years ago would leave a very clear marker in the human genome. Beyond that, of course, is the fact the Flood never happened.

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    2. Re:Forget Adam and Eve, what about Noah? by brit74 · · Score: 2

      Even worse: it means every man alive got his Y-Chromosome from Noah, who lived sometime around 2400 BC. (This is because Noah's sons all inherited their Y-Chromosome from their dad.) There's far, far too much genetic diversity in the Y-Chromosome to suggest that it's only 4,400 years old.

  88. What about the Angels? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    If Evangelical Scientists are too busy debating Genesis won't they have issues figuring out how to wire up angsty teenager into giant bioroid type robots after second impact in Japan?

    Maybe they are debating the relationship Adam had with Lilith?

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  89. Though seeing, they do not see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religion and science can work together if you are open to all possibilities.
    I am not a religious fanatic but I can not read this an stand idle while a few scientist bash the bible because they do not understand.

    In the Gospel of Matthew (13:10-17) Jesus provides an answer when asked about his use of parables:[18]
    The disciples came to him and asked, "Why do you speak to the people in parables?" He replied,
    "The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. This is why I speak to them in parables:
    Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand."

    In fact if you study religion enough you will find the true nature of the universe. Some food for thought only the worthy can comprehend: http://www.youtube.com/user/Apocryphile1970#p/c/2C4E4C1A0EE4440B/0/UukVS-tcqa8

  90. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by operagost · · Score: 1

    So you're hoping they'll become either dismissive or willfully ignorant?

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  91. about time by Jawnn · · Score: 1
    FTA...

    ...a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century and say it's time to face facts...

    Better late than never, I guess. Thinking people managed to accept reality several centuries ago. They don't call it "The Age of Enlightenment" because some god provided that light. They call it that because thinking people more or less agreed upon a methodology for understanding our world that did not depend on mythology or the supernatural. It would be nice if the remaining retards could stop fighting about "God's plan" and similar superstitions.

  92. IMHO From a creationist. by Obble · · Score: 0

    The article talks from the assumption of long ages and evolution. It assumes about the humans mutating from (insert type) monkeys. The Christian view is that we did not come of any type of monkey or ancestry ape. Therefor if you are trying to map the human gnome to any monkey/ape you will require large changes to the information in the dna. I remember reading that even atheists claim that from a mutating gene we all came from a human in Africa (although they date it at ~40K years)

    You should all of hear how chims are 98% human, how many of you know that we are 95% horse and 95% mouse, 50% banana.

    If you want to hear from what "true" (take it however you want) creation/Christian scientist then take a look at what they are really saying
    http://creation.com/qa#faqs // scroll down to the biology section,
    http://creation.com/mutations-questions-and-answers // If you want to know the facts behind mutions
    http://creation.com/chimp-y-chromosome // thats just a simple search to see the 98% chim claim was bad science.

    They do not believe the assumptions behind evolution. When your eyes are open to examining the evidence yourself you will see the weakness of the evolution claim.

    So next time you try to bash a Christian as not knowing anything, first see what they say about the subject.
    And yes I do interpret Genesis as literal history as it is written in such a way. It starts the foundation of jewdo/christain reliegon and if a Christian can't take that as a fact, they can't take anything else in the bible as fact. It is important to understand why "we" believe in the things we do, Christianity is logical system and not something to that should be just "believed" in like the tooth fiery or "santa claws" (he did exist in 12th cen, so say that to your 5 yr then say he dead, lol >:-) )

    p.s. There is no apple in the garden! we dont know wtf it looks like! so someone draw an apple instead, just be glad it wasn't a durian fruit.
    Cheers

    1. Re:IMHO From a creationist. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Most of the mainstream Christian churches do not reject evolution (seeing as they're smart enough to take St. Augustine's advice to heart). Don't try to pretend your B.S. is somehow THE Christian tradition, because it's not. I

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  93. The Literal Meaning of Genesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I would just like to point out that St Augustine in the late 4th century wrote a work called "The Literal Meaning of Genesis" (in this case "literal" means "literary"). He argued that an historical reading of the creation account was flawed for a number of reasons, most of which had to do with Christian theology (he was arguing against Arianism) and one of which had to do with the science of his day (which he accepted). This was of course more than 1000 years before Darwin.

    It must be said that the Christians who fight against evolution in order to defend an historical reading of the creation account in Genesis are arguing against their own religious tradition. Further, those who think that disproving the historical reading is the same as disproving all of Christianity are just as naive as the Christians arguing for the historical reading.

  94. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One day, you'll be able to recognize, and accept, that there is no evidence for the existence of a God.

    Not so. You are confusing evidence with proof. There is plenty of evidence for the existence of God (the "religious experience", for example), but it is not compelling evidence, and the scientifically minded favour other explanations of it. It does the scientific position no favours to misrepresent it, because the religious will see that what you are presenting is obviously false and think from that that the scientific position is obviously false.

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  95. Rebuttal by porjo · · Score: 1

    Creation Ministries International have put together this article which rebuts the claims of BioLogos:

    http://creation.com/historical-adam-biologos

    The conclusion of the article reads:

    "It is disingenuous for Biologos to claim no evidence for Adam and Eve for several reasons. First, their conclusions are based on evolutionary assumptions. One cannot legitimately claim something to be proven without testing the assumptions behind that claim. To do otherwise amounts to circular reasoning and question begging, and a rejection of any alternative theory following from this is thus reduced to nothing more than a straw man argument. Second, the majority of data fit nicely into the straightforward biblical model, including a single starting couple a mere 6,000 years ago. While there are several unresolved issues with the biblical model as it relates to the data at hand, the same can be said about every evolutionary model, so one cannot conclude that the Bible has been invalidated by the available evidence. Albert Einstein is rumored to have opined, “A thousand experiments cannot prove me right. A single experiment can prove me wrong.” This is sound logic. Francis Collins and BioLogos would do well to heed his advice."

    1. Re:Rebuttal by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Translation: Those fucking scientists keep throwing evolution at us, so we're forced to handwave it all away and declare our ludicrous claims truth once again.

      Genesis, from a scientific point of view, is sheer garbage. Get over it.

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    2. Re:Rebuttal by porjo · · Score: 1

      "those f**ing scientists". The guy who wrote the article has a PhD in marine biology (which can be verified) - see here. I'd say he knows what he's talking about when it comes to the actual science of the matter. The reality is that a set of data can be made to fit just about any model you like if certain assumptions are allowed to be made at the outset.

  96. folly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any rabbi is by the mere profession tainted by religious ideas

  97. why did jesus die then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there was no adam and eve, then there was no original sin. So for what did jesus die then?

  98. Amusing... by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

    I find it somewhat amusing that they would choose to invalidate the snake, apple, adam and eve bit because it couldn't happen in the 5-6k range without crazy 5 assed monkey mutations.... it would be simpler to throw out the 5-6 thousand year old universe bit, which is even more difficult to ignore....

    but this is all hypothetical and likely to be called heresy by those who give lip service to the flying spaghetti monster :)

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  99. fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "perfectly ordered universe"

    I see you've have converted allegory to fiction.

  100. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by darronb · · Score: 1

    There's also no evidence you're not the most prolific and successfully unnoticed serial killer in history. That doesn't mean I believe you are. Although... it would be my right to believe you were if I chose, right?

    If you consider all the crazy things religions say in their respective texts that can be shown to be false, that should go somewhat far towards actually being evidence that at least the specific Gods in those religions are not correct. This article is saying that some smart now-ex fundamentalist christians decided something in their book was not literally true. That is either evidence their specific religion is at least partially incorrect, or they need to re-evaluate their book as containing some or all "life-lesson stories" instead of it being entirely literal truths.

  101. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps, but the whole flood story becomes vastly suspect in any case since it is clearly impossible that there was a worldwide flood within recent prehistory, nor can anything even close to a literal interpretation of the Noah story make any sense. Clearly it is at best an allegorical tale and/or cultural myth. Once we accept that any given Bible story is clearly not literally an accurate attestation of fact then there's no particular reason to expect any other part to be particularly either.

    I'd say that tales like Genesis are actually pretty good summaries of the common sense reasoning of the day. People are seen to be related and families and people's increase in number over time, so logically you would expect to be able to go backwards to a time when there were "only 2 people", and likewise to some sort of time when the world began in some fashion or other.

    In other words I just don't think there's much point in debating the actual scientific relevance of Bible stories. They're pre-scientific legends, informed by some common sense reasoning but no actual facts. They may happen to match with scientific findings in some random cases, but at best that shows that some science is also common sense, and at worst indicates that no matter what fantastical tall tale you tell sometimes you get lucky and the truth bears some (albeit faint) resemblance to your story.

    In any case, most Christians throughout history have not held that there was any great specific literal accuracy to the Bible. Even ancient late classical Christian theologians pretty much took it all metaphorically, and so have Jews and Moslems going all the way back to ancient times. Other posters are right about the super literalism prevalent in some places in the US today being a recent phenomenon. I dunno what it is about the US, but we sure do breed a unique form of fanatics.

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  102. Improbable Things Happen by Sasayaki · · Score: 1

    I'll admit, it does seem remote, especially if you're dealing with time periods of 50,000 years or so. What do you think the likelihood of this event occurring is? A million in one chance, per year? One in a billion per century?

    Let's go even further, way, way out there. What if it was one in 10^24 per 13 billion years?

    Just so we're clear on the numbers we're using, that's 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance per 13,000,000,000 years.

    This is really, really, really, really, really unlikely. However, statistically speaking, this means that there are... dum dum dum...! 9 planets in the entire universe where this has occurred so far. Earth is one of them. :)

    This, of course, assumes the lifespan of the universe to be 13 billion years (convenient) and the number of stars in the observable universe to be 10^24. Which, based on our current scientific estimates, is about right. It could be off by, say, five or six planets either way -- although we're only dealing with the observable universe, so there could be many many many many many more.

    The scientific world is an amazing, wonderful, powerful, inspirational thing that is just so incredible in its majesty and beauty that it seems so very belittling to claim that there's a divine hand behind this truly unique and awesome thing called existence.

    Bonus question: If the universe created God, what created God? If X, why can't X apply to "the universe at whole"? If NOT X, then why can't the universe be held to the same standard? "It always was, and always will be..."

    Further reading:

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Improbable_things_happen
    http://www.symphonyofscience.com/

    Sources:

    - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe
    - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observable_universe

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  103. But that's not what American Christians believe by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    They believe we're all descended from 2 people. Actually, your interpretation is a lot scarier. If they believed that it'd make them some kind of master race, descended from God's true children. Religious zealots with a superiority complex do really nasty things...

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  104. Even the Bible says that by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    In Genesis chapter one, God creates humans all over the Earth on the sixth day of creation. Genesis chapter goes back to the day when earth and sea are separated just before plants are created, and discusses a little experiment with a garden called Eden. According to the Bible, Adam and Eve might have been the first humans, but they weren't the only humans created.
    The real genetic choke point is with Noah and his children (and spouses).

  105. Bring on the discoveries! by jdevivre · · Score: 1

    I cannot be the only Christian to be a full-fledged scientist, so I wonder why the hullaballoo about the discoveries of science?

    Every discovery made is a fascinating broadening of our understanding of this place. I'm intrigued and want to know more, as is my fellow mankind. The "fruit" chosen was from the Tree of Knowledge, after all. The curse we were warned against was loss of naivete, but also carried insatiability. It all fits, at least to me.

    Picture yourself as an Egyptian-adopted guy being shown a timelapse of how the Universe and Earth came to be (ala the Genesis project animation in Star Trek) and then explain that to your recently-freed-from-slavery people. You don't expect a little fuzzy allegory?

    Regardless, evolution as a driving force for change is completely natural. God uses it all the time. Let's just loosey-goosey some of this, as it's from the hip for me, so I won't bore anyone with Gospel quotes (and I'm not that well-versed), but I hope there's enough sense in the trends.

    God let's things "go" in his arena, and then intervenes.

    1. Mankind runs amok... until Noah selected out of the mess.
    2. Mankind runs amok... until Abraham selected out of the mess.
    3. Sodom and Gamorrah runs amok... until Lot selected out of the mess.
    4. Mankind runs amok... until Jacob selected out of the mess.
    5. Plenty more amoks... plenty of prophets selected out of the messes.
    6. More amok... Mary selected out of the mess.

    The list goes on and on. If we extend the pattern BACKWARD, what would be wrong with:?
    0. Man evolves... until Adam chosen/created.
    -1. The planet evolves... until humans develop and progress.
    -2. The universe blossoms... until Earth selected/created.
    -3. The void exists... until "let there be light" starts the process of Universe generation.

    And don't let "6 days" trip things up, either. Think about the sped up Genesis thing that Moses sees and his rational explanation. Plus, if God exists outside of the Universe, adding light, energy, matter, and TIME to a void to start this show, why do people insist on George Burns or Morgan Freeman playing the part? Anthropomorphize all you like, but God is WAAAAY beyond that. Time is quite possibly an outside construct to that entity. Would explain why he reveals the "future". Don't get hung up on time. We haven't got any clues yet about the system OUTSIDE our system.

    So, regardless, with each new scientific discovery, I find out more about how God baked this cake. He didn't necessarily tweezer each subatomic particle in place to do so, but he sure set the rules around it to make it happen. Bring on the discoveries! Stop being threatened by them!

  106. Mah... by Majin+Bubu · · Score: 1

    I am pretty surprised that in America people still have that strange idea that the Scriptures are to be taken literally.
    I live in Italy, which is after all the cradle of Cristianity, and I went to a religious private school; Several of the teachers were religious men, having taken vows, etc. During the discussions about religion, never was I told that the Genesis is to be taken literally. In fact, I recall that I was told the contrary, that the stories in there are meant as metaphores.
    After all, Jesus used to express his ideas with moral tales, so why that specific part should be interpreted literally fails me.

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  107. Why insist on the Bible at all? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    What I really can't understand - and believe me, I have tried - is why insist on the perfect veracity of the Bible at all? I mean, on one hand, unless even basic logic is false and all the evidence in the world is wrong, the text of the Bible just can't be true in any sense of the word; not taken in its entirety. And on the other hand, why does it matter? If you are looking for the truth, if God is truth and all that, then you should be keen on getting rid of untruths, even if it means giving up on the Bible.

    If one is to believe the Bible, then God is treacherous, deceitful, anal-retentive, ... need I continue? Why follow that sort of God?

  108. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the scars on Lilith. A skiing accident apparently. Shame she tries to cover them up :(

  109. Ignorance by KarrottoP · · Score: 1

    I do so love the fact that people with no critical knowledge of the Bible and little knowledge of evolutionary theory can make such wild claims and accusations. The article headline is sensationalist at that, when you consider that actual content of the article. If you can divorce yourself from your preconceptions, based on theories, unproven and constantly in flux, when it comes to creation and then look at the scientifically derived data in comparison to Genesis narrative of creation, flood, etc. you will find that there is no contradiction. Deciding to take what Stephen Hawking says on faith does not make you intellectually superior than taking what God has to say on faith. I would be more than happy to discuss this further via email for anyone who is interested, although I am not interested in poorly mannered conversation. jlself@cinci.rr.com

    1. Re:Ignorance by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Translation: I'll accept some theories because they coincide with my religious beliefs, but other theories, well, they're in "flux" (whatever that means) so I can safely disregard them. Oh yeah, and I'll throw in some quote by Hawking.

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  110. The people in power by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    don't know the difference between real geology, flood geology, or pancake geology (a really interesting new science I'm developing for optimizing syrup distribution). They're rich because they're daddy was rich, and his daddy was rich, and if you go back far enough because one of the daddy's was really, really big.

    As for the geologists themselves, well studies show the more education you have the less likely you are to believe this nonsense.

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    1. Re:The people in power by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Interesting, we're in the same field of study. How did you solve the problem of pancake tectonics in the event of a sudden movement of the plate?

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    2. Re:The people in power by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      As for the geologists themselves, well studies show the more education you have the less likely you are to believe this nonsense.

      Creationists would argue that this is because educators and educational institutions are biased against creationism.

    3. Re:The people in power by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "How did you solve the problem of pancake tectonics in the event of a sudden movement of the plate?"

      I'm working on that problem using my belly folds as a conveniently resettable mechanical model. With time (and plenty of syrup) I expect plenty of useful data.

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    4. Re:The people in power by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      It was a toss-up between several methods :P

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    5. Re:The people in power by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      That's because creationism is both stupid and devoid of evidence.

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    6. Re:The people in power by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      Interesting, we're in the same field of study. How did you solve the problem of pancake tectonics in the event of a sudden movement of the plate?

      The dampening effect from the in-situ super-saturated sucrose solution almost always associated with mature pancake formation.

    7. Re:The people in power by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But that implies the saturation of pancakes before the transport to the place of consumption, which might, especially in a multiuser environment, be inefficient and most likely undesirable, also a waste of resources (and a shortage for other users) could be the result because you would have to distribute the resources before the application of said solution. Also you cannot ignore the human factor, where it is undesirable for a nontrivial amount of individuals to use only resources the structure of which has not been altered by other users.

      In a nutshell, your solution only works satisfactory in a single user environment. Which is ok for geeks, no doubt about that, but it's not really a solution for the problem itself.

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  111. Re:Christianity relies on original sin to be true. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    And yet, at some point, you have to concede St. Augustine's point that invoking clearly false or irrational interpretations of the Bible to defend a particular theological view only makes the Bible look foolish. You're over the precipice now, forced to either concede that the story of the Fall is not literal, or basically rejecting two and a half centuries worth of science, or even worse, cherry picking the bits of science that you don't find offensive and tossing out the bits that you do.

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  112. Satan wins again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But only for a while. In the end, it will be shown that God and his word were right all along. There has to be deceiving spirits, spirits of error, and other devil spirits involved in this. God's word was perfect when originally given. Just because most people don't understand it or have inaccurate translations doesn't mean God is wrong. Imagine that - mortal, corrupt man, under heavy influence from God's arch enemy(the devil), thinking that GOD, the creator of the entire universe, is wrong! How arrogant is that? The devil is always trying to degrade and discredit God's word and is trying to steal worship that rightfully belongs to God for himself. This is nothing new. The seed of the serpent people are ultimately behind this, what's new???

    www.theway.org

  113. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

    Clearly it is at best an allegorical tale and/or cultural myth.

    I don't think this kind of thing is ever clear enough, else there would never be a religion.

  114. Facepalm by lordSaurontheGreat · · Score: 1

    The book of Genesis isn't to be taken literally. The point of the "Creation Story" in a strictly religious context is that the earth was created for the purpose of God's plans; the "how" is irrelevant.

    Furthermore, the careful observer will note that the book of Genesis is Moses's account. By my maths, that could be anywhere from 2,000 to 24,000* years after the fact. If you for a moment assume as a given that God did talk to Moses, then doesn't it stand to reason that God would have simply glossed over some bits of the story for brevity in order to get to more pressing matters? Perhaps the golden calf idol being constructed down in pinhead-ville?

    In any event, people that interpret the Bible literally, and most specifically the OT, greatly amuse me.

    * Many folks seem to think that 4,000 BCE is "the beginning," whatever the heck that is. I tend to associate the "family of Adam" with the advent of the Homo Sapien Sapien species. By my memory, our species has been around for about 26,000 years now. It also reconciles some anachronisms in the OT regarding races of giants, which I would then submit might be references to other un-evolved strains of hominids that needed to be purged to prevent interbreeding and therefore a recession in the gene pool. However, I'm not completely happy with this line of thought because it doesn't take a genius to figure out that evolutionary changes don't happen in gigantic leaps, but rather as incremental steps over periods of time.

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    1. Re:Facepalm by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Your reckoning is out to lunch. The first anatomically modern humans appear between 150k and 100k years ago.

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  115. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Lack of belief as a belief. Here we have yet another shining example of cognitive dissonance.

    And the answer is, do you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster god? He of the noodly appendages?

    No? Okay, by your non-logic, you believe in two gods, Your God (you didn't say which one) and you don't believe in FSM, which makes you believe in him sorta kinda because of your lack of belief in him.

    As I've said before, it's hard to argue with people who believe that Pi equals 3.

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  116. Just Creation bashing, no science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And given the genetic variation of people today, he says scientists can't get that population size below 10,000 people at any time in our evolutionary history."

    Clearly there must have been 1 human before there were 10000, even in evolution. According to this guy, at least 10,000 humans all evolved at the same time.

  117. Not valid reasoning by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    Okay, so let me get this straight - some "evangelical scientists" are considering whether the Genesis account is literal. Presumably if they are "evangelical", they believe in an omnipotent God. So they say, "Suppose God literally created the first man and woman within the last 10,000 yrs. That's impossible because of the genetic variation we see today - we can't mutate that fast". If you can accept (even for the sake of argument) the hypothesis that God created man from nothing, I don't see how you can then say a fast mutation rate is impossible.

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    1. Re:Not valid reasoning by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I suppose the problem for any scientist is that invoking such an argument creates an unsustainable degree of compartmentalization. But you're quite right, once you invoke magic, there doesn't seem much point in minimizing its application.

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  118. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by gutnor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    When he has no reason not to, he believes in whatever makes him feel good.

    That is normal mental condition, the expected result is generally called "hope".

  119. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 2

    Oh, I think it is clear enough, to anyone who is actually willing to engage their brain at all. There are what, 2-3 million species known to inhabit the Earth right now, with vast diversity. Even a few minutes of thought clearly shows it would be impossible for a boat to hold all possible animals, and if the entire Earth flooded to the top of every mountain then equally clearly nothing else survived. The story couldn't have made literal sense even to the people who wrote it. Even if you accept the basic story of Genesis whole cloth you can't match the story to the most basic plain facts you can see around you if you spend 5 minutes looking.

    Thus we have to conclude that Biblical literalists LITERALLY cannot reason, even with basic facts accessible to every person.

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  120. Backpedalling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where's the line in the sand? They finally acknowledge that the first book of the Bible shouldn't be taken seriously--how about all the others? How much more patchwork is it going to take?

  121. false stereotype by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Most people who identify as Christians have no problem with evolution or science. Really. Religion a separate thing for them.

    I have worked at places (such as national labs) with thousands of scientist and engineers, with people who identify as Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc. All religions with creation stories. But they all accepted big bang model, evolution, etc.

  122. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    You do your fellow atheists a great disservice by failing to realize that no evidence is required to *believe*.

    Only if you are intellectually dishonest. An honest person actually cares if their beliefs are based in reality or not. If you don’t care if what you believe is true then sure, believe what you want.

  123. This is stupid - god can do anything! by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 2

    I thought this was all explained by the Tower of Babel story. God got mad at mans' hubris and split us up into a bunch of different races, speaking different languages, all with a wave of his magic wand. That was a one-time instantaneous mutation that didn't require an ongoing high rate.

    Of course it's ridiculous poppycock, but that's not the point. If you accept that god is omnipotent and omniscient then you can explain away any inconsistencies easily. There's little point in trying to convince the deluded.

  124. This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are saying that the Biblical Eden didn't exist and mankind hasn't fallen from perfection, why would you need salvation by Christ? Also, why would Jesus quote regarding Adam and Eve regarding 'in the beginning God made them male and female, that is why a man will leave his father and mother and sticking to his wife, becoming one flesh'? Why pick and choose portions of the Bible to adhere to?
    This stance also makes a mockery of the theme of the Bible, with the restoration of paradise earthwide. I certainly don't see a peaceful paradise earthwide so far, so I look forward to a time when this restoration will take place and I won't have to lock my door at night anymore.

    On a side note, I do not see why a few people's lack of faith is news. It seems that on this site, there is a collective hate and fun-poking whenever religious-minded people are mentioned. Why do we not see stories where someone takes up a religion instead?

    Very sad.

  125. No fall? How's science going to prove that? by rac44 · · Score: 1

    The post says: "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

    Two points:

    (1) How is genomic research going to prove that there was no fall from a state of innocence? It's not within the competency of the field. Regardless of whether the Fall was a historical event, I doubt we'll be seeing any proof on the issue published in Nature any time soon.

    (2) The text in Genesis doesn't say that the "tree of knowledge of good and evil" had apples hanging from it.

    Mr. Venema is not helping his case by overstating it.

  126. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no reference in the Bible to the fruit of knowledge being an apple. But I guess every Slashdot story has to include the word "Apple" or the admins don't get their cheque at the end of the month...

  127. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    Please don't invert the burden of proof. It's an old stupid trick. Won't you guys ever learn?

  128. I'd like to see a source on this data. by tom229 · · Score: 1

    I heard it was 2 out of 5 of Americans.

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  129. This will make no difference whatsoever by mbone · · Score: 1

    This argument is kept alive as a way of gaining political power and wealth by manipulating religious people. You won't stop that by having so many "evangelical scientists" no one has ever heard of making a statement.

    1. Re:This will make no difference whatsoever by PPH · · Score: 1

      Actually, a bible that s open to some levels of interpretation can be pressed into more evil uses than one taken literally. Literalists can always fall back to the text and eliminate any specious arguments by their absence. The minute you eliminate literalism, persuasive groups can make arguments that will be more difficult to refute. The Adam and Eve explanation of the source of homo sapiens comes to mind. Some groups will latch onto parts of genetics and inheritance to explain racial differences and justify discrimination (ignoring the fact that we're all descendants from Africans).

      The problem is that people susceptible to evangelicals' sales pitches are already delegating their critical thinking skills (if they have any) to others. Its like salesmanship. Get people to say yes to something small and pretty soon they'll sign the contract for the big deal. If the initial steps seem more reasonable, they'll get fewer rejections up front.

      But you are correct in that the ultimate goal is to get people to say yes to the church leadership as a knee jerk reaction. And to use that for political control.

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  130. no no no you have it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only evangelical christians are descended from Adam and Eve. That's why they're a bunch of inbred retards.

  131. So reading about a genocidal god gives him...hope? by apparently · · Score: 2

    A god that demanded the murder of infants, gives him...hope? That's a normal mental condition?

  132. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Occam's Razor.

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  133. Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it must have been a miracle.

    HAHAHA!!!!

  134. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If THAT was the philosophy of the most vocal of the fundies, I would have no problem with them. Quite the opposite.

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  135. You misunderstand. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

    Basically, you're trying to use science to disprove an unscientific opinion. That's not an appropriate tool in this particular argument.

    Well, first off, it's not intended to convert the diehard. It's not intended to convert anyone by itself, even. It's intended to provoke thought and investigation. A little searching might turn up something like this.

    Second, it's not even a scientific argument. Rather, I'm pointing out a discrepancy between stated beliefs and behavior in practice.

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    1. Re:You misunderstand. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      But I think it's you who doesn't understand. There's no contradiction between their beliefs and behavior, because there's always a loophole in their beliefs - "God made it that way" - that lets them shrug and go back to reaping the practical benefits of scientific discovery.

      OK, you and I both know that's silly and a pretty vacuous position to take. It doesn't offer any meaningful insight into why things are the way the are; it just hand-waves away any unexpected observations as irrelevant. But it does allow them to retain beliefs in absurd ideas without making them hypocrites. Woefully misinformed, sure, but not internally inconsistent.

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    2. Re:You misunderstand. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      There's no contradiction between their beliefs and behavior, because there's always a loophole in their beliefs - "God made it that way" - that lets them shrug and go back to reaping the practical benefits of scientific discovery.

      My point is targeted at actual, committed young-Earth creationists who claim the scientific data really supports their position - not the Omphalos types. (Those I address elsewhere in this very thread, e.g. here.)

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    3. Re:You misunderstand. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      In fairness, you did say "no evangelicals are really young-Earth types" and that's the generalization I was replying to. I was blissfully ignorant of the idea that anyone really believed that science supports a young Earth.

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    4. Re:You misunderstand. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      I was blissfully ignorant of the idea that anyone really believed that science supports a young Earth.

      Gaze upon the abyss, and be dismayed.

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    5. Re:You misunderstand. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Dear God.

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  136. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by Myopic · · Score: 1

    I can answer that question. My belief, even though it is not even theoretically possible to prove a negative, that there is no such thing as magic. By this, I mean that effect flows from cause by natural laws in every case. Sure, maybe some effects result from magic, but I believe that they do not.

    Another way of saying the same thing, already said by another person who has responded, is that we naturalists start out epistemologically believing in nothing, then build up beliefs in things that can be demonstrated.

    And that's the answer! I don't believe in the God described by most people, because most people describe a magical God, and I believe that there is no such thing as magic. On the other hand, I enjoy very much discussing the ways that there could be a 'god' which is non-magical -- and there are many such ways.

  137. History does not claim to be a divine revelation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    History does not claim to be handed down from on high and promise eternal torture for doing something wrong. If the declared stakes are eternal the source had damned well better be utterly error free or it must be discarded as untrustworthy.

  138. Insightful thoughts about Intelligent Design by Superken7 · · Score: 0

    Believe it or not, I recently found out about very insightful thoughts written by a respected scientist, M. Alfonseca.
    I found it interesting because you don't see such a well-written and insightful written piece about Intelligent Design written by a scientist every day.

    Here is the english translation: http://arantxa.ii.uam.es/~alfonsec/docs/day6.htm

    Taken from the conclusion:

    The three modes of divine action, sketched in this paper, provide an inkling of how God could manipulate an intelligent design of the universe, in such a way that the result may be indistinguishable, from within, from the play of chance. If this is correct, we shall never be able to prove scientifically that the universe is the consequence of an intelligent design (and therefore God's existence). Intelligent design may never become a scientific discipline, if proving its falsity is impossible. However, it is a defensible metaphysical theory, at the same level as denying the existence of a creator and stating that everything in the universe is the consequence of mere chance: an atheistic ideology which is often confused with the theory of evolution, from which it should be clearly distinguished, for the second falls under the umbrella of the scientific method, totally strange to the former.

    1. Re:Insightful thoughts about Intelligent Design by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      A lot of us educated religious nutjobs have long known that science and religion are not polar opposites. There's plenty of us who appreciates the effort of science, whos admiration of God increases as each new scientific discovery adds to the percieved complexity of his work.
      Our faith is not shaken by your discoveries. We do not care that you don't share out believe.
      Sometimes though, it gets annoying to listen to these ignorant fundamentalistic atheists who honestly believe the abscense of God to be a fact. We're well aware that Gods existance is not a fact. That's why it's called "religious belief".
      While fundamentalistic atheists won't shake our faith, they are among the most vocal group of obvious ignorants known to mankind.
      Vocal obvious ignorance is annoying.

  139. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
    It's not the "Love one another" message that's the problem. That's actually a pretty great idea. Unfortunately, it usually comes packaged with "and join our cult of talking to invisible people or we'll shun you, tell you you're going to hell to be punished for eternity, and possibly burn you at the stake. Love you!"

    Buddhism and the Dalai Lama also say to "Love one another" but no one really seems to have a problem with them. I wonder why that is....

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  140. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fall of man simply corrupted and changed the human genome. It only looks like the bible is wrong, but God was right all along..

    Romans 8:21-23
    21 Because the creature(creation in the Greek texts) itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God.

    22 For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

    23 And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.

    II Corinthians 4:4
    3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

    4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

  141. 'coming out' -- not really by Zibodiz · · Score: 1

    To be fair, these scientists aren't 'coming out' -- this organization has existed since its inception as a means to try to convince Fundamentalists of Evolution and/or anything else they want them to believe that the Bible doesn't support. In other news, Focus on the Family is coming out now and saying sex before marriage is wrong.

  142. What part of the Bible to believe? by Maclir · · Score: 1

    I am always amazed my "Christians" that climb desperately to the Old Testament - that's the bible of a non-christian religion - Judaism. It's tenets and doctrine doesn't apply to a Christian - the fundamental way a Jew received salvation was by following the "Law" - which is contradictory to what Jesus said - "I am the way the truth and the life - no one gets to the father by through me". So, there's 39 books that can be removed from the Christian Scripture. And the epistles - why should the writings of some of the early church leaders (Paul, et al) given the same status as the record of Christ's life and teaching? There's another 21 books that can be removed. And Revelation - that should go too.

    1. Re:What part of the Bible to believe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be talking tongue in cheek. Jesus/Yehoshua was a Jew. He lived his whole life as a Torah observant Jew. He described his whole mission as "seeking the lost [Jews]", not gentiles, even slurring a gentile woman and saying that she was not worthy of healing. (He relented after seeing her great faith as he did on many occasions because he preferred gentiles who demonstrated real faith in YHWH over the legalistic, faithless "Children of Abraham".). Even modern, anti-Christian Orthodox Jewish scholars will admit that the evidence is clear that Yehoshua was a great Jew. The whole gentile business mostly (see above for exceptions) came after Yehoshua's resurrection when the resurrected Yehoshua gave The Great Commission of spreading the good news to the ends of the earth (there are OT prophecies which point to to this and to the final Jewish return to the true faith). That's why Paul and his letters were so key to the scriptures because it was he who finally *grokked* this (Peter also had the revelation, but not the full understanding nor the drive to make it so; Peter's loyalties were often-times divided.).

      The funny thing is that it is the Jews who have abandoned the "Old Testament" because: 1. They ignore the great many of prophecies which prove Yehoshua to be the only possible saviour & 2. They place greater weight on the Talmud and later oral tradition than the "canonical" Jewish writings of the Torah (thus enabling them to dodge the Jesus dilemma).

      So, no, you can't ditch the OT. The OT is absolutely essential for Christianity. BUT, a biased (brain-dead), word-for-word literal interpretation is NOT required for Christianity.

      All the same, here's the Bible and Gospel message in bottle:

      The Bible tells us the there is a spiritual reality and a supreme spiritual being. Men are basically fallen spiritual beings who need to repent of their sin and follow Jesus to get back into touch with God. The meek (humble) repent and end up going to spend eternity in God's good graces. The proud will either proudly cling to their false, works based religions ("hey, look at me and how great *I* am") and/or they will continue to blatantly rebel (sex and drugs and rock-and roll); thus, they win the gift of eternity with *their* spiritual father: Satan ("The Enemy" of God), the fallen Angel who through his own pride got kicked out of Heaven and cast into Hell. Jesus paid the price and paved the way for all those who will repent and submit to the loving God who created them.
      [And yes, don't need the bible to know which side you are on, but you need the bible to truly understand the plans and purposes of God and how much
      He loves you and wants to save you.]

  143. Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century

    Better idea: send their faith back to the 15th century where it belongs, and FOAD.

  144. God doesn't have to play by human "theories." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, come on. God created the universe in all its complexity and age. He can play by the "rules" or do anything He wants. He is the Chief biologist, geneticist, etc. I have no problem with God taking Adam's rib and fashioning Eve from it. Let's have science explain that by theory or empirical evidence. I'll admit to putting God, "in a box" sometimes. It's difficult to avoid. This whole discussion is just that.

  145. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by rhakka · · Score: 1

    People claiming they hear voices is not evidence in favor of magic head-voices. It's evidence, but of mental illness. without any REAL evidence, I have no reasons to suspect that people claiming God "talks to them", or making any other claims about some magic sky fairy is any more "evidential".

    Hey, you know what? Ducks talk to me. Well poop, I guess now there is evidence for talking ducks. Let's argue for the next 2000 years about whether ducks can talk or not, shall we? Let's not let the total and complete lack of any hard evidence at all stop us. I just said it happened. What more do you need?

  146. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Not so. You are confusing evidence with proof. There is plenty of evidence for the existence of God (the "religious experience", for example),

    No. Anecdotes are not evidence. There is zero evidence for the existence of any gods. The fact that there's no "proof" of it is a direct result of the lack of evidence.

    It does the scientific position no favours to misrepresent it, because the religious will see that what you are presenting is obviously false and think from that that the scientific position is obviously false.

    The religious will think what they want to think - they have no problem dismissing any scientific evidence which disagrees with them, so I'm not particularly worried about pussyfooting around them. Let's call a spade a spade.

  147. How do you know the truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the creationists can admit that the creation story of the bible is a lie, then how can they justify their faith in any of this "holy" book? A Christian who is willing to believe that the bible is not the whole truth, must then admit that the whole crazy book might be a wrong.

  148. And what happened to Mitochondrial Eve? by CodeShark · · Score: 1

    Thought that was supposed to be well established by DNA research.... and now we are being told that they can't get the count below 10,000? Make up your minds, science folks.

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  149. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    No. Anecdotes are not evidence.

    Testimony is evidence. Ask any court. If you tell somebody that they've not experienced what they've experienced it's you that's wrong (and it's not science). If you tell them that they have misinterpreted their experience then you might be on to something.

    Let's call a spade a spade.

    Indeed, let's. And let's not call it a JCB.

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  150. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    People claiming they hear voices is not evidence in favor of magic head-voices. It's evidence, but of mental illness.

    It's evidence of both (and of other things). It's a pretty basic tenet of science that all evidence is open to multiple interpretations. The question is, how do you decide which interpretation of the evidence to prefer?

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  151. Not the most important part of genesis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What NOONE ever seems to debate in the christian community is that the "APPLE" referred to in genesis is in fact "the fruit of knowledge of good and evil". At this juncture, adam and eve lose their innocence and begin wearing clothes. This clearly shows that genesis is a story about growing up, and that in fact genesis most likely referers to the experience of us as we are born and grow up, and is in fact meant to be a MORAL GUIDE (yes, religion as a moral compass) not an explanation of where the world comes from. Since the basis of the christian religion is that you MUST pray to your savior in order to reach heaven because of the stain placed upon humanity by the eating of the um apple the interpretation of genesis as an allegory makes christianity unnecessary.

    In other words you can't kill someone on tuesday, pray for forgiveness on wednesday, get hit by a bus thursday and go to heaven.
    This is a good thing as it is too easy for this type of religion to forgive misdeeds, and may actually help teach people to behave better.

    FYI: prior to christianity I believe the majority of greek / roman culture believed that everyone went to the underworld (boatman anyone?) and this new religion was allowing access to a newer, better afterlife. For a price.

  152. Jesus created us by carlcmc · · Score: 0

    All the imagining of humans fails to grasp the divine. We have a loving heavenly Creator who created us and cares for us. God has been maligned by Satan and many humans over the centuries to the point that people now believe that he didn't create us, or if he did that he is somehow evil and attribute to him the evil of this world that is from Satan. Jesus cares for you, loves you and desires to save. God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son to die on a cross that he could fully demonstrate how much love he has for humans to try and save them from their sin and Satan's deceptions.

    Just because you can't prove we were created doesn't make it less so. God spoke and created us.

  153. LOL fail scientists, it's not literal. fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The book of genisis is not a literal account. If scientists would bother taking time to study theology basics they would know this. Rather, they attempt to understand what they have never studied.

    LOL fail scientists

  154. The truth does not need a poll of humans to be tru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truth does not need a poll of humans to be true.
    The truth needs no champion, it stands on its own, the truth stands the test of time.
    Science is not a popularity contest; Science is a study in finding the truth.

    Any Scientific Theory must be testable, repeatable and can make predictions.
    A Theory must account for all facts and observations.

    If Creationism is to be a theory, then it must stand shoulder-to-shoulder with other theories.
    Keep in mind, Darwinism/Evolution Theory also does not account for all observations/facts.

    I do not have enough space to debate the inconsistencies that both theories fail to account for, but they both are incomplete because of these limits.

  155. Religion as literal fact by phaedrus5001 · · Score: 1

    The one thing that most people seem to forget is that religion (and their associated texts) were never meant to be records of "literal facts". Religion and religious texts are really allegories, symbolic stories that often have a deeper, underlying meaning. Joseph Campbell, a writer who spent his life digging into the symbolism of religion (and finding surprising connections between seemingly disparate belief systems), made the point, once, that taking religion as literal fact is at the very least ridiculous. In his example, he used Jesus' resurrection and supposed physical ascension to heaven in his body. Now, the first thing to establish is that heaven, obviously, is not a part of our universe, that (despite the claims of some cult groups), heaven isn't residing on a distant planet or galaxy in the realms known to man. Further, Campbell pointed out, assuming that Jesus could somehow move himself at the speed of light (he is the son of God, after all), even after 2,000 years, Jesus would still be somewhere within our solar system. The problem isn't with the story, but with the human interpretation of it as some sort of historical record, that the allegory is actually literal fact. As with the creation myth in Genesis, the old story of Adam and Eve. As long as we keep interpreting the story as a record of an actual historical event, the tale will always seems "ridiculous", as "nonsense", or as one commenter called it here, "poppycock". Taken another way, though, as a symbolic tale of mankind and what seems to set him apart from every other living thing on this planet (that would be the knowledge of good and evil, right and wrong), we can realize that this tale actually has some hidden, philosophic merit to it.

    --
    "It's a trick. Get an axe."
    1. Re:Religion as literal fact by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      the excuse of allegories and symbolic stories is only a recent explanation as science and rational thinking keeps on destroying the myths.
      so, from your post, you agree there is no such thing as a God etc etc then.
      ps: humans are not the only animal to know right from wrong

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  156. No A&E -- No Need For Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Adam and Eve.
    No Talking Snake.
    No Apple Event.
    No Fall From Grace.
    No Original Sin.
    No Need For Jesus To Die.
    No Need To Submit To God.
    No Need For Religion.

  157. Catholic school by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    We were taught evolution (this was back in 72 or 73?) and we got our daily dose of Biblical studies. No one really cared to ask why dinosaurs were very old and how it related to Adam and Eve other than to ask if Dinosaurs would have tried to eat them or A & E would have had them as pets. We were kids, we never thought more about it that, well, dinosaurs, evil snakes, and the like.

    It was a big non issue. Science classes and Religion were separate.

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    * Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
  158. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    And lol how do you know which things are allegory in your favorite novel?

    Possibly by using the reading skills you picked up in school? Are the writers of letters in the new testament for some reason forbidden from using common literary techniques?

    For instance-- and this is meant to be instructive, because I have met people who actually think this-- the Bible does NOT teach that serpents eat dust. Nor does it teach that the individual elements of our bodies could be best expressed as dust motes. Nor does it teach that the sky is literally a sphere (whether or not the universe technically is, is irrelevant-- the language is very clearly metaphorical).

    Good gracious, its like people try to be of little understanding. How do you ever read books?

  159. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Testimony is evidence. Ask any court.

    Yuhuh.

    "Your houour, I saw the accused murder the victim, right before he turned into a Green Lizard from Alpha Centauri"

    "Well I've heard all I need to know! GUILTY!"

    Sure, yeah, testimony rocks.

    If you tell somebody that they've not experienced what they've experienced it's you that's wrong (and it's not science).

    More bullshit.

    If you tell them that they have misinterpreted their experience then you might be on to something.

    Hah.

    "You're not wrong, you're just misinterpreting!".

    Right. What do you do for an encore?

    "It's not rape, it's surprise sex!"

  160. why does slashdot really need subjects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no no no..... they've got it all wrong.... it's called theology. ....not science.

  161. Just admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are no gods the world makes perfect sense that way. Not to mention you feel a sense of freedom.

  162. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

    Why would a god who has infinite power and time let humans live in such a horrible environment? An explanation is that god is punishing humans for some transgression. So religious people will tell you that we would be living in paradise if it just wasn't for those two evil people. Adam and Eve could not have been that evil because they supposedly worked very hard and long to keep the human race alive. We would have to at least admit that they were heroes to do that since I would think that they could have gotten so depressed after being kicked out of paradise that they would have just gone to the nearest cliff and committed suicide. I think the story of Adam and Eve is a comedy. Eve is said to have given Adam the fruit. Adam could have just said to Eve that he was full and that he would eat it tomorrow. Since god had promised that if they ate of the fruit they would surely die that day than if Eve were alive the next day than Adam would have known if it was safe to eat. The story about Cain and Abel is stupid. Can one imagine two young men being alive and the only female alive is their mother? I can just see them waking up from a wet dream and thinking that they sure wished their mother and father would get busy and at least have a sister for them. Its no wonder why Cain was crazy enough to kill Abel. God knew that Cain was going to kill Abel and yet refused to warn Abel. I would think that god is at least as guilty as Cain. Cain would have had to return to Adam and Eve after more than a hundred years to find a sister to marry. I can just see some young 13 year old girl willing to have sex with her brother who just happens to be over a hundred years older than herself. Not only that she and all of her descendant would be cursed so who in their right mind would want that? So how come after thousands of years people still believe in such nonsense? I think that a false hope is better than no hope. So it either believe that life has no meaning and will end for everyone at the point of death or believe in a fairly tale to comfort oneself in times of trouble.

  163. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think this kind of thing is ever clear enough, else there would never be a religion.

    No, not as long as critical thinking skills are severely lacking in the population in general, and as long as religion is given a pass on making any sort of sense anyway. Oh, and also as long as people are gaining ridiculous amounts of money and power based on getting people to buy into religion.

  164. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    Ums...metaphor?

    We can't debate the Bible's creation story any more than we can debate any story in Æsop's Fables literally.

  165. Damn by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Where's Spencer Tracy when we need him (again)?

  166. They don't even get their own scriptural science by jafac · · Score: 1

    Here's a group of scientists who have been studying the lineage of scripture for decades, and so far, their conclusion is that there has been significant drift from one version to the next over the centuries:

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ML_ISRAEL_BIBLE_DETECTIVES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

    Inerrancy is a DEEPLY FLAWED theological position.
    In fact, it is somewhat akin to idolotry.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  167. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by canadian_right · · Score: 1

    "Obviously false"?

    Religious experiences are caused by unusual brain states, not communing with God. You can very reliably induce the same state of mind many claim to associate with "feeling god" by various drugs, and oxygen deprivation.

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    Anarchists never rule
  168. a fresh twinkle by epine · · Score: 1

    I place the Bible roughly on par with what I remember about my childhood between the ages of three and five. The scraps I remember seem disproportionately important relative to much clearer memories from later on, yet also clouded by unbridgeable differences in mental perception and layers of reremembering.

    Memory and Forgetting has some interesting content about the act of remembering rewriting memory. As usual, they sidle up to some really interesting stuff and gawk amusingly.

    On the other side, memories of my later childhood and adult life are far less problematic having passed through the formative miracle of cognition and personality.

    As I've matured my interests have changed. This double helix thing makes for fascinating reading. It's a great time and era to let the mists of time alone for a while; it's almost as if we lived on a clouded planet, and then one day the atmosphere cleared up and we could see the heavens for the very first time. Amazing as this development is, it doesn't seem to stop many people from rehashing starless origin stories, blind to the twinkle of a new cosmic perspective.

    This also reminds me of conquest stories. The displaced tend to be the last group of people who lived somewhere without a writing system, regardless of how many other pre-literate peoples were chased off before them. An oppressor is any society with a written history. Amazing how that works.

    It's quite the illusion to treat the Bible as a beginning point. Before I was four years old, I was two or three years old. Of this time I have essentially no memory at all. Neurologically, a lot of water has already passed under the bridge by the time you start recording conscious memories accessible (barely) to your adult mind.

    Before Adam and Eve there was Mom and Dad.

  169. Why not go one step further? by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence, no god."

  170. The Book of Genesis has some logical flaws by JTsyo · · Score: 1

    What kind of God would punish people who he made that didn't know the difference between right and wrong for doing something wrong?

    1. Re:The Book of Genesis has some logical flaws by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Why make people in the first place, when you can just imagine every consequence in your imagination ?

    2. Re:The Book of Genesis has some logical flaws by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      Why make people in the first place, when you can just imagine every consequence in your imagination ?

      What's the difference? You're just a thing in the Red King's dream, after all. If a god imagines a world of people with thoughts and feelings then in what sense have they not been "created", at least from their perspective?

      --
      To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem. ~ h2g2
    3. Re:The Book of Genesis has some logical flaws by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      What kind of God would punish people who he made that didn't know the difference between right and wrong for doing something wrong?

      A capricious one. That's not a logical flaw in the story, just a character flaw of one of the beings in the story.

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      To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem. ~ h2g2
    4. Re:The Book of Genesis has some logical flaws by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Depends on how detailed the imagination is. He could imagine people as shallow cartoon figures. Just like the little people on your TV screen don't have any thoughts when you watch the movie.

  171. Executive Summary by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    The White middle to lower middle class in the US cannot face the facts that they are demonstrably poorer and soon to be an actual minority.

    So, attaching themselves to intolerant piety (religious elitism) and actively rooting for apocolypse beyond their own personal experience becomes very attractive.

  172. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    You really don't understand the foundations of science, do you? Why would a judge reject testimony that "I saw the accused murder the victim, right before he turned into a Green Lizard from Alpha Centauri"? There is a reason, and there's even a good scientific reason (which might or might not be the same as the judge's reason). But unless you dig down to what those reasons are, and what the strengths and weaknesses of those reasons are, then your bluster about science is just as much blind dogma as the religionist's bluster about God. Why do you prefer the explanation of mental illness over the explanation of magic voices in the head? Just saying that one seems ridiculous isn't good enough: somebody who disagrees can say that it's your view that seems ridiculous to them. Do you think science is just a vote on how many people find which account ridiculous? Many solid scientific theories seemed ridiculous before their time. Come back when you can tell me how science can distinguish between those explanations and why it should prefer one to the other.

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    Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  173. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 2

    "Obviously false"?

    Good enough for normal life. Not good enough for science. The heliocentric model of the solar system was "obviously false", until it turned out to be true.

    Religious experiences are caused by unusual brain states, not communing with God.

    That is your belief. It is not the belief of the religious.

    You can very reliably induce the same state of mind many claim to associate with "feeling god" by various drugs, and oxygen deprivation.

    That's better. Now you are moving on from "there is no evidence" to "here is a reason I prefer an alternative explanation of the evidence". (It's not a particularly strong reason, though: something similar can be said of the state of mind many claim to associate with "feeling hunger". Any logician can tell you that the move from "x can be caused by y to "x cannot be caused by z because z is not y" is questionable.)

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    Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  174. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by Yamioni · · Score: 1
    The word is 'Fiction'. It appears once, just after the dedication.

    The following is a work of fiction. Characters, names, situations, events, and locations described in this novel are purely the invention of the author's mind. Any resemblance to people - living or dead, names and locations is purely coincidental.

    What do you mean you've never seen that page? It's in my copy...

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    Cool post bro, highfive \o
  175. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by earls · · Score: 1

    God's "existence" and falsibility thereof depends on your definition of said god.

  176. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 in 10 Americans don't know what 'metaphor' means. Maybe that's the problem.

  177. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by God'sDuck · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but the whole flood story becomes vastly suspect in any case since it is clearly impossible that there was a worldwide flood within recent prehistory, nor can anything even close to a literal interpretation of the Noah story make any sense.

    I've heard a very plausible literal interpretation based on the idea that the Hebrew word used for "world" wouldn't exactly map onto "earth" in a pre-globe worldview. E.G., it's entirely possible the author literally meant "the known world" which literally meant "a chunk of the middle east." In which case the flood would have wiped out a dozen city-states, and the animals in the ark would have been the animals native to that region needed to reestablish Noah's flocks and herds.

    It does feel like a bit of a stretch, but certainly plausible.

  178. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't know many MUD admins.

  179. "Other Peoples" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had read an article a LONG time ago (can't find it right now) about how the Bible originally stated that Adam & Eve's sons went for among the "other people" (people of other gods?) to convert them to the worship of the Christian God and took from those people their wives?

  180. Digging Ourselves Deeper by SoothingMist · · Score: 0

    On the one hand they say that they understand everything and so do not need a "God Concept". On the other hand they say that they do not understand and so God could not have possibly done it. As someone who holds a Ph.D. I realize that people with that degree feel a need to have something totally new, unique, and significant to say. This article is no different. A deeper understanding of God is possible through the study of science. But when it comes to saying things like, "... no fall toppled man from a state of innocence.", we are going too far. We dig ourselves deeper into a Godless society thereby.

  181. Reconciling Superstition with Science is absurd. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    Just abandon Superstition. That simple. Put down the nonsense, repudiate the affirmation which is the REAL reason for the popularity of Superstition Societies, and free yourself.

    There is no evidence to support any superstitions, and spirituality is beneath modern man.

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    "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  182. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    Where are mod points when we need them?

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    "Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." -- Jefferson
  183. There are punishments for changing it. by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

    The following comes from Revelation 22:18-19, NKJV.

    18 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

    And from Deuteronomy 4:1-3, NKJV.

    4:1 "Now, O Israel, listen to the statutes and the judgments which I teach you to observe, that you may live, and go in and possess the land which the LORD God of your fathers is giving you. 2 You shall not add to the word which I command you, nor take anything from it, that you may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

    And so on.

    1. Re:There are punishments for changing it. by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

      So St. Jerome, after spending 20 years in a cave scribbling away at his translation, came to this part, then chucked the whole thing into the fire, right?

      Or was that the scribes of James I? If you read the toadying into to the KJV, you come away pretty unsure these guys could manage any objective scholarship.

      Or is it that "Everybody in history, including the Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas, has leave to change/interpret the Bible, except you, son"?

      --

      I bought this house and you know I'm boss
      Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off

  184. Still possible with continual intervention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we have to assume that once God made man/earth/everything He just sat back and let nature take its course? Could he not have had a hand in mutating the human gene pool and accelerating all kinds of races etc?

  185. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    You really don't understand the foundations of science, do you?

    I understand it just fine. You seem to be having some problems, though.

    Why do you prefer the explanation of mental illness over the explanation of magic voices in the head?

    Occam's razor. We have evidence of mental illness, as well as some knowledge about how it operates. We have no evidence of magic voices, though we have noticed that they tend to correlate with mental illness. Unless you're applying a liberal dose of Occam's Shaving Cream, that situation is absolutely clear-cut.

    Do you think science is just a vote on how many people find which account ridiculous?

    Nope.

    Many solid scientific theories seemed ridiculous before their time.

    Not "many", no, unless you're considering the opinions of the average yokel. I can't think of a single "solid scientific theory [which] seemed ridiculous before [it's] time", but, for the sake of the argument, let's say there was. So what?

    Come back when you can tell me how science can distinguish between those explanations and why it should prefer one to the other.

    Once you've made the claim that "telling people they didn't experience what they think they experienced" makes me "wrong", you've pretty much given up any right to be taken seriously, especially when you then went on to contradict yourself in the very next sentence. You need to get these concepts straight in your head and stop jumping around like a retarded rabbit on speed.

  186. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by rhakka · · Score: 1

    So magic head voices, god, and talking ducks have evidence of roughly equal weight in terms of any objective, verifiable weight. I guess I'm comfortable with that, and I'm comfortable not really considering it "evidence" in favor of the existence of a god.

    I do understand your point, and it's technically valid, but at a level I think you'd have to be a linguistic or an asberger's patient to appreciate it. The Evidence is so vanishingly weak it is, for all intents and purposes, negligible. The assertions of people raised within certain belief systems notwithstanding, there is no evidence for God.

  187. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Alyred · · Score: 1

    Holy crap you are right! We'd best start now... with the founding of Æsopicanity! And because it's now a religion means that it must have had a divine hand guiding the writing of the stories, correct? :)

  188. Chicken and Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Logically, the way evolution works, the Egg would have to have come first. At some point in time, an animal that would be classified as NotChicken laid an Egg containing the first animal that would be classified as Chicken. Conceivably this mutation could have occurred with multiple parents. In any case, that first Chicken would then have mated with its siblings and/or cousins and from those pairings all current Chickens derive.

    Similarly with Humans, at some point in time, animals that would be classified as NotHuman had offspring that would be classified as Human. The first of these Humans, perhaps a single pair, perhaps several pairs of siblings and/or close cousins, we label for convenience as "Adam and Eve". From Adam and Eve then derive all current Humans.

    Note that, despite the use of a label taken from popular mythology, the process is entirely natural and straightforward. There is no need to suppose any sort of "divine intervention" in order to understand and explain our origin. The observable mechanics of evolution provide an entirely satisfactory explanation.

  189. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Well, and to add to that, the bible is not really a complete story, it's rather the story of God's covenant with Man.. More specifically, with Man that he created in his image, that caused the grief with Lucifer forcing him to be cast out of heaven and angels/demons mixing with humans which prompted the flood in the first place.

    And with the entire story that we know with the bible, we do know that there was other people in the world when adam and eve left the garden because their children married them. We do know one of the reasons for the flood and destruction of the earth was because of the impurities in other people and that man had become evil. We know that fallen angels bread with humans creating the Nephilim and/or Rephaim (giants) both before and after the flood.

    IT would appear to me that these biblical scholars possess less then a most basic understanding of a bible and creations story and are actually attempting to discredit it for the purpose of doing so instead of learning what they claim to know. It's the same simple mistake most Atheists make when they attempt to compare or contrast the wrath of the Jewish god with the love and peace of the Christian God. Yes, they are the same god, but the covenant is with a different set of people and contains different terms and the entire story of Jesus explains that quite well when he brought peace on earth. You just need to understand the old testament to some extent to get the big picture of the new testament. This is why the old testament is still taught even though it's been depreciated greatly.

  190. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    "There are what, 2-3 million species known to inhabit the Earth right now, with vast diversity."

    Oh, that's no problem. God miraculously diversified the species (although, one wonders why they needed to be on the Ark at all then - God could just re-create all the animals, birds, insects, whatever, right)?

    I've sometimes wondered how to reconcile a global flood, with freshwater fish, and freshwater bodies. I mean, if there was a world wide flood that covered every mountain, wouldn't every lake be somewhat salty? The bible doesn't say anything about aquatic creatures being on the ark (hard to see how they could survive on the ark). Saltwater species could presumably survive a global flood, but wouldn't all the intermixing of salt water and fresh water kill off all the fresh water species?

    I suppose there's a million such problems you could find with the diluvian hypothesis; anyone know if anyone has tried to systematically list out all such contradictions between the world as we find it, and the world as we would expect to find it if the flood had occurred?

    P.S. I decided to do a quick search to see if any of the creationists had attempted to answer the question about freshwater species. The answer is quite interesting, in the self-contradictions it reveals:

    "How did freshwater fish survive in the saltwater oceans?" There are two possibilities. First, there are many areas in the world today where we see freshwater and salt water together, and the two waters don't mix. So it's possible that certain organisms survived in pockets of fresh or salt water. Second, because of natural selection, which creationists accept, organisms today have become very specialized. Organisms at the time of the flood, however, would've been much stronger and able to tolerate many more changes than they can today. There's really no problem at all in answering this question.

    So, on the one hand, they reject the idea that natural selection could have evolved complex adaptations over billions of years (e.g. the premise of Darwin's Black Box), but simultaneously embrace the notion that you can get still very significant adaptations over the course of a mere 5000-9000 years.

    If you can embrace that rate of adaptation over a few thousand years, it should seem no stretch of credulity at *all* to get much larger adaptation over billions of years.

  191. Abrahamic Creationists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the zoroastrian creationist, or the buddhist creationist think about this. Abrahamic religions are not the sole possesors of creation myths and are not the only one with sacred texts to back their beliefs up, they are just the most vocal.

    Imagine if Abraham lived today, I think he would be about as popular as Charlie Sheen, for many of the same reasons.

  192. Hey guys, I identify with a group but disagree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is news because it goes against the grain. If someone like this were legitimately going to research this claim, and follow the Biblical timeline (from a Bible-as-truth model) there's honestly no way to trace Adam and Eve. With the flood - marked the destruction of nearly everything on the planet. Soon after that followed the Tower of Babel where language was scrambled, and races were formed and "spread across the earth". Fact of the matter is - if God could have "created" it, he could also "change" it. Those who try to completely reconcile what we know currently in science with what we can know about God fail to understand that we can't know everything. It's all forensic hypotheses.

    The fact is, evolution is a theory "proven" based off of the presupposition that we have an understanding that the current laws of time and physics stand - no matter what - as far back in the past as we desire to think. We hope that everything happened in the past as it does today. We can't know for certain of the past. period. Stop claiming you can. And stop picking at the people who don't believe the same as you.

  193. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the totally daft lack of understanding of how natural selection even works, timescale aside. But ah well, we already know there's no logic here to start with...

    Eh, whatever. There's no defeating that level of illogic. All we can do is live in the knowledge that nature cares not for man's ignorance. What is, is.

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    "Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." -- Jefferson
  194. Incorrect summary by nickruiz · · Score: 1

    Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century and say it's time to face facts: There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence.

    This summary is incorrect. At least, according to the articles, Venema doesn't deny the idea of original sin. That was John Schneider, who taught theology at Calvin College. The summary is lumping all of these Christian scholars into the exact same theology.

  195. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by bckrispi · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that the dude who said "Love one another" claimed his Father was the same guy who ordered genocide, infanticide, and rape on numerous occasions. Just sayin'.

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  196. Omnipotent God can fix this by Goonie · · Score: 1

    If you're willing to believe in an omnipotent God who can arbitrarily intervene in his creation (the Universe), this kind of analysis is surely missing the point. If God wants to speed up the rate of mutation just at the times and places we're not watching, he can do so. Heck, he can screw with scientific evidence-gathering to hide his tracks, too. Heck, he might have actually created the world five minutes ago. And if you're convinced that the Bible contains the literal word of God you can assume any amount of this gap-filling to make the evidence consistent with Genesis. Yes, this might seem a horribly illogical thing to do, but we mortals are not to guess at the motives of God. He had a purpose for all this trickery (just like the Holocaust, the genocide in Rwanda, the tsunami in Japan, AIDS, smallpox, and the curse of the Bambino). So trying to convince a young earth creationist that their beliefs are inconsistent with evidence and logic is kinda pointless, when they're prepared to twist logic and evidence to any lengths necessary to remove the inconsistency.

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  197. Fundamentalists won't care...really. by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

    Making a rational decision about what one believes based on evidence is not why the religious right in the US is a dominant political force. This will have little effect on the Christian fundamentalists in the US. Richard Dawkins rightly calls Christian fundamentalists in the US the "American Taliban" in The God Delusion; he is far more eloquent than I on just why rational arguments don't work with religious fundamentalists. And it will have zero effect on two of the three leading GOP presidential hopefuls (Bachmann and Perry) who are both fundamentalists and dominionists.

  198. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    So magic head voices, god, and talking ducks have evidence of roughly equal weight in terms of any objective, verifiable weight.

    You have now introduced the word "objective". That wasn't in the discussion before. The question of what actually counts as "objective" is fraught and is still not resolved in science (and as far as I am aware nobody has yet come up with an answer to there being no objective evidence of consciousness). The best models I am aware of consider that true objectivity cannot actually exist: the best you can claim is that evidence is more objective or less objective than other evidence. The distinction is important because...

    I do understand your point, and it's technically valid, but at a level I think you'd have to be a linguistic or an asberger's patient to appreciate it. The Evidence is so vanishingly weak it is, for all intents and purposes, negligible. The assertions of people raised within certain belief systems notwithstanding, there is no evidence for God.

    If you have the experience then you have evidence (not objective evidence), and it is rational to take that evidence into account, in addition to the testimony of those who do not have the experience but have alternative explanations of why you might have the experience. Most of us take most of our everyday decisions based entirely on subjective evidence. When I cross the road in the morning I do not call for a double-blind trial of whether there is a car coming. My subjective evidence that there isn't suffices. Similarly for the religious the subjective evidence they have of God might suffice, and that is not necessarily irrational. Second-hand religion is more problematic, but then most of what I believe about quantum mechanics I believe second hand based (usually indirectly) on the eye-witness (ie, subjective) accounts of those who have seen the relevant experiments (and no, not all of that stuff has made its way into technology yet).

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  199. Finally proven. by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    "There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

    Good. So I'm still innocent. Innocent as the driven snow.

  200. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    You really don't understand the foundations of science, do you?

    I understand it just fine. You seem to be having some problems, though.

    Well, up to then you'd just been making unfounded assertions and mocking those who disagree with you, which is common practice amongst those who believe something (science, religion, political dogma, etc.) without understanding it. But at least now we have:

    Why do you prefer the explanation of mental illness over the explanation of magic voices in the head?

    Occam's razor.

    Yes, that is a possible reason for preferring one explanation over another, although it is one that is very selectively applied (used indiscriminately it leads to solipsism -- "no reality" is simpler than "one reality") but I suppose it's always best to apply a razor selectively. But now you have moved from "there is no evidence" to "there is a better explanation of the evidence", which is a different matter. By the way, what does Occam's razor actually tell you about the truth of competing explanations?

    Many solid scientific theories seemed ridiculous before their time.

    Not "many", no, unless you're considering the opinions of the average yokel. I can't think of a single "solid scientific theory [which] seemed ridiculous before [it's] time", but, for the sake of the argument, let's say there was. So what?

    Not just the average yokel. I'm with Max Planck when he said “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it”. I can't think of a major scientific breakthrough that wasn't first rejected, and usually mocked, by the previous generation of scientists.

    Come back when you can tell me how science can distinguish between those explanations and why it should prefer one to the other.

    Once you've made the claim that "telling people they didn't experience what they think they experienced" makes me "wrong", you've pretty much given up any right to be taken seriously, especially when you then went on to contradict yourself in the very next sentence. You need to get these concepts straight in your head and stop jumping around like a retarded rabbit on speed.

    Do you think? If I now said to you "You don't actually believe that", would my words have any credibility? No, because you know what you actually believe; nobody else can possibly know what's going on inside your mind, the best they can do is make an informed judgement based on what you report and on their model of the world. By the way, where is my supposed contradiction? Do you believe that there is no distinction between an experience and the interpretation of the experience?

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  201. Re:Christianity relies on original sin to be true. by scot4875 · · Score: 1

    You're putting words in GP's mouth. He never claimed that Jesus talked about original sin.

    This is utter bullshit. Jesus never talked about an original sin

    However, churches sure do. And they use it to scare people into attending.

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  202. lrn 2 bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We didnt descend from 2 humans; we descended from 8 (noah, his wife, his 3 sons and their wives)

  203. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

    Difference is that the guys is claiming that "x can be caused by y, and y is a materialistic statement", following "x cannot be caused by z, because z is not a materialistic statement'. And in this context,a 'materialistic statement', or equivalently a statement about 'how matter interacts', quite effectively defines the verb 'caused'.

    Making the statement that you found questionable, almost tautological.

  204. Population rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a question , there are plenty of people here with math skills to answer this . The bible says the earth is 6000 to 7000 years old , how many kids on average , and by what age would they have had them by to reach the current population of 6,775,235,700 people ? I do believe in God , but some of the book of genesis I think is written from a perspective of ancient mans understanding of how nature works . An example is all life came from dust that God breathed life into , if you think about it our bodies contain matter the is found in dirt .

    1. Re:Population rates by Naut · · Score: 1

      I wish I was logged in when I submitted this (

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  205. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    But now you have moved from "there is no evidence" to "there is a better explanation of the evidence"...

    No, we're still on "there's no evidence". I'm not sure how you looked at "these people are hallucinating" and arrived at "there's evidence of gods".

    Do you think? If I now said to you "You don't actually believe that", would my words have any credibility?

    You think that an experience and a belief are the same thing?

    Please tell me you're being deliberately obtuse.

    By the way, where is my supposed contradiction?

    I quote:

    If you tell somebody that they've not experienced what they've experienced it's you that's wrong (and it's not science). ...

    If you tell them that they have misinterpreted their experience then you might be on to something.

    If their interpretation is wrong then they could not have experienced what they thought they experienced. If you sit a primitive tribesman in front of a TV, he will not experience magical pixies talking from inside of a box, regardless of what his personal interpretation may be. Unless you're a fan of Deepak Chopra, you should have a pretty clear grasp of the idea that your perceptions do not actually effect reality.

    Now, granted, I learned English as a second language, but I'm willing to bet any amount of money you care to wager that anyone with a solid understanding of the English language and basic logic would spot the contradiction immediately. ARE you a Chopra fan?

  206. For the record by Msdose · · Score: 1

    The mythology ( and all mythologies ) is to be interpreted as a description of the nature of consciousness. Thus the sin is to substitute consciousness with a material satisfaction. The breast (apple) is the original substitute for consciousness, to be followed by cars, societies, religions, cigarettes, etc. Yer welcome.

  207. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    At what rate would we have to procreate to arrive at todays earth population? I also would be very concerned about Noah and the ark. Two of every kind would have to include every pair of people from every human race. I also question the flood. Why no dinasaurs on the ark, but why all the germs, such as polio, german measles, etc. etc.

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  208. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trivia answer: Jebus?

  209. From the article (and summary) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was no historical Adam and Eve

    One other possibility is of course that there where in fact an Adam and an Eve, but that they where not the progenitors of every Homo sapiens we see today, only a small portion of them. After all, from the 50 chapters of the book of Genesis, only 2 are about the creation, the rest are about the origins of the Israelites (which BTW are not exactly synonymous with what we know as Jews today).

    It would further be quite possible that their offspring were mutually fertile with H. sapiens in general or some other Hominid grouping(s).

    no serpent

    A literal slithering reptile, that also talks and is "cunning above every animal of the field"? Really? The original word "Nachash" alludes to a coppery colour and shininess, and may well be a personal name in this instance. Makes one think of 2 Corinthians 11:14* rather than a snake.

    * = "And no wonder, even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light."

    no apple

    No "apple" mentioned, only a "fruit". So much for even knowing the most basic facts of the text. "Eating" in the original Hebrew may also allude to various interpersonal interactions, from social right up to sexual.

    I think much of what is written is in allegory. The ancient Hebrew was incredibly rich in multivalence (multiple meaning to each word, from very literal to various shades of figure of speech) - which makes it more powerful ("valent"), not less, IMHO. If there is any fundamentalist reading this, who believes that everything should be understood at its most literal meaning, I challenge you to wear roman-style armor every day like Ephesians 6 instructs you. One does not see many people running around with that these days, so I don't think fundies put their money where their mouth is when it doesn't suit them (excuse the pun). I also still haven't heard a satisfactory explanation how it could have been night and morning (sunset, sunrise) for 3 days of creation when the sun would only be created on the 4th day. (The text doesn't say that they where "created", only that lights where set in the sky, which could mean that they became visible only then as seen from the ground, or that they became discernible as light sources as opposed to a diffuse light caused by heavy cloud cover/mist (see Genesis 2:6) prior to that.)

  210. ...and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So some religious 'scientists' find that they cannot take their religious information at literal truth, but would have to see it as metaphorical interpretation of the truth they believe in.

    Fascinating. Um.
    Why, exactly, are we talking about this on Slashdot?

    1. Re:...and? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      My apologies - I didn't notice I hadn't signed in. The above message is from me, I don't write usually as AC.

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  211. JP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "truth cannot contradict truth", except in advertising, and quantum logic.
    Is there, or is there not, a quantum Pope?

  212. Religion and Science by cocoajunkie · · Score: 1

    Religion has always been at odds with Science, since Galileo started reasoning on astronomical observations, which blatantly contradicted the bible. The universe was not created 5000 years ago, we don't descend from a single couple, different species evolved and were not "created". So what? Being an European I find this is amusing but utterly irrelevant, I fail to notice why this is news at all. You are free to believe that earth is flat, if you really want to ignore evidence.

  213. Genesis' explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a simple explanation for the origin of man, and it would have to match what is found as the external or internal reality we live in today.
    Divers-
    1. several; various; sundry: divers articles.
    2. ( used with a plural verb ) an indefinite number more than one: He chose divers of them, who were asked to accompany him.
    ref: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/divers
    example- more or less than one, but both infinite or finite; where or is defined inclusive, if not both.
    Both groups are correct, or we would not exist here in the future in large numbers and also see a paired grouping, both male and female joined as mates.
    Next time has to be considered ... and the female is before the man as what was previous for both the male and female.

  214. Let's put the genes back in Genesis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of thing I'd like to see religious people do more often: get sensible about the position of faith and religious folklore in the light of scientific evidence.
    That is, acknowledge evolution, and dismiss young-earth creationism.

    Let's put the genes back in Genesis.

    1. Re:Let's put the genes back in Genesis. by jasper_amsterdam · · Score: 1

      Oops wasn't logged in. Anyway, this was me. =P

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  215. I still believe in Young Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I show up anonymous because I need to make an account very soon)

    Interesting how they might have claimed young Earth is impossible, but they didn't concede to natural selection and random processes.

    For such as DNA to exist, there had to be an intelligent designer.

    I'm not just some uninformed fundamentalist, either. I take my time to look at both views of the data. If anything, I could be *misinformed*, but that's true for all of us.

  216. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by rhakka · · Score: 1

    having an experience is one thing. but it is entirely irrational to assume that your experience points to the existence of an immortal, ominpotent being. that's a massive leap that is supported by no facts at all, and can only be supported by an irrational leap into 'faith'. The alternate theories to explain whatever experience you have that might even begin to point in that direction are prevalent, simple, and easy to understand in most cases.

    Just because someone has a certain INTERPRETATION of the facts around them does not make it rational or weighty in any way. In the face of a complete lack of objective evidence, I fail to see why it should even be taken seriously, or why we would possible dignify the behaviour with words like "evidence".

    The evidence that exists is, again, no more compelling in any fashion than my assertion that ducks talk to me, other than being more common to believe in god than it is to claim we can talk to ducks. But on the god side, We have billions claiming other billions are wrong about what they are experiencing and claiming THEIR own experience is the right one. I would certainly think that would, to a very large degree, remove any weight such "evidence" should be given. Obviously, at a minimum, billions of people are mistaken about the experiences they are having. I just think it's a billion or so more than believers of those religions do.

  217. Just stop literally interpreting the Bible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and you won't have a problem reconciling faith and science. The Bible is so obviously not meant to be read literally, especially the Adam and Eve story. Use some literary analysis. Bible has multiple levels, "milk for babies, and meat for men."

  218. Accuracy in translation by pyrr · · Score: 1

    I can read ancient Greek. Koine ("common") Greek is basically an ancient form of ebonics. The grammar is so sloppy it's painful to read. Every Greek professor I had rolled his or her eyes whenever someone would bring-up the New Testament. It's hillbilly blather written by folks who had minimal education and were only semi-literate, and most in the field regard it as a waste of time because it honestly doesn't matter what it actually says.

    You might wonder why I say that. Of course seminarians embrace the notion that they don't need to learn to read no stinkin' Greek. They already "know" what the Holy Scriptures say, so why would they need to question or interpret it further? All of those so-called "independent" translations you mention, hate to break it to you, but they're only independent insofar as the authors' choice of language, but they all carry the preconceived notions that would be best referred to as "Biblical canon" and twist their translations to match that canon perfectly, regardless of what the texts actually say. Since they have a good handle on Truthiness, they're obviously qualified to "correct" all the "mistakes" that were made by the original authors. The ambiguity that comes along with the atrocious grammar makes it particularly easy to twist several key passages into bizarre meanings.

    As far as the Dead Sea Scrolls go, one of the biggest myths circulating around Christian culture these days is that they bolster the historical tradition of the Bible. In reality, they seem to do just a tiny bit of that, and add a lot of apocryphal stuff. Of course, the Apocrypha and the gnostic gospels were really all about as sound as the rest of the hodgepodge as the rest of the accepted Christian Bible aside from the contents of the Torah, but they didn't agree so much with the way the Roman Catholic Church wanted to deify Peter and Paul, so they declared other books that didn't fit with their agenda as heretical, edited them out, and tried to burn all of the Gnostic gospels. Some survived, and they're interesting reads if not just as bizarre as most of the New Testament. Your Bible is complete and true, though...why? Because it MUST be true since God wouldn't have allowed His Word (tm) to be destroyed. Oh, right. The Gnostic gospels survived the deliberate Catholic purges and book burnings, some would almost regard that as a miracle in itself.

    In short, the things you and those so-called Biblical scholars take on faith tend to be tragic and make you utter fools. You pick on some parts of the Catholic canon and call them "troubling", anyone who can read terrible Greek and cares to do so would pick on you for all the foolishness that your Protestant Bibles pass-off as "translation". I did it for shits 'n giggles a little bit, it's good for little more than an insight into the directions the early Christians who were established rival sects, and were trying to steal market share from other religions, were going. It would be kind of insane to base your dogmatic worldview on anything written in that book, though.

  219. Re:Fixing such a thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except if you stop using it you might find that gun kata handy..

  220. there goes the bible out of the window by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? No Eve? No pretty biblical Susanna? So who did I name my daughter after?
    No 7 day creation ? So god could just be a greybearded old man after all!
    Now, just wondering how at his age he managed to get little mary pregnant.
    Must have been allah. His prophet liked fatima young.
    glad at least us pipopapas have the only true believe in THE POPIPAPU, blessed be his holy, shit forgot.

  221. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Once we accept that any given Bible story is clearly not literally an accurate attestation of fact then there's no particular reason to expect any other part to be particularly either.
    This is exactly the sort of thinking that led to Biblical literalism in the first place. Apparently, despite millions of other books to the contrary, it is just impossible for an allegory and a true story to coexist in the same book. So people began to espouse that the whole Bible was literally true. This clearly backfired, because the Bible contains much that is allegorical, and also much that is true, and attempting to pervert this substance can only lead to trouble.
    As far as the Noah story goes, the entire Earth may not have been flooded, but the entire world as they knew it was flooded.

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  222. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    But now you have moved from "there is no evidence" to "there is a better explanation of the evidence"...

    No, we're still on "there's no evidence". I'm not sure how you looked at "these people are hallucinating" and arrived at "there's evidence of gods".

    "These people are hallucinating" is one explanation of the evidence. Another is that somebody has planted a walkie-talkie system in their room and is tricking them. Another is that magic head voices are real.

    Do you think? If I now said to you "You don't actually believe that", would my words have any credibility?

    You think that an experience and a belief are the same thing?

    Please tell me you're being deliberately obtuse.

    I think that belief can be based on experience. Don't you?

    By the way, where is my supposed contradiction?

    I quote:

    If you tell somebody that they've not experienced what they've experienced it's you that's wrong (and it's not science). ...

    If you tell them that they have misinterpreted their experience then you might be on to something.

    If their interpretation is wrong then they could not have experienced what they thought they experienced. If you sit a primitive tribesman in front of a TV, he will not experience magical pixies talking from inside of a box, regardless of what his personal interpretation may be.

    He will experience seeing moving pictures, and you would be wrong to tell him he doesn't. If he interprets the moving pictures as magical pixies talking from inside of a box then you would be justified in questioning his interpretation of the experience.

    Unless you're a fan of Deepak Chopra, you should have a pretty clear grasp of the idea that your perceptions do not actually effect reality.

    Now, granted, I learned English as a second language, but I'm willing to bet any amount of money you care to wager that anyone with a solid understanding of the English language and basic logic would spot the contradiction immediately. ARE you a Chopra fan?

    No, I'm not, though I have a major in English language with philosophy as a subsidiary subject, so I have some claim to "a solid understanding of the English language and basic logic". The problem seems to be that you are confusing experiences -- technically 'qualia' -- with interpretation of those experiences.

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  223. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    having an experience is one thing. but it is entirely irrational to assume that your experience points to the existence of an immortal, ominpotent being. that's a massive leap that is supported by no facts at all, and can only be supported by an irrational leap into 'faith'. The alternate theories to explain whatever experience you have that might even begin to point in that direction are prevalent, simple, and easy to understand in most cases.

    And based on metaphysical assumptions that seem obvious to me and probably to you, but that don't seem obvious to religionists. If you change those assumptions then religion makes sense, and because they're metaphysical we can't prove them wrong. Yes, science does have metaphysical foundations: Popper (and others) pretty thoroughly demolished the positivists attempts to build a science without metaphysics.

    But on the god side, We have billions claiming other billions are wrong about what they are experiencing and claiming THEIR own experience is the right one.

    Are you sure they're disagreeing about what they experience, not about the interpretation of the experience? "God told me to do it." "No, it was Satan that told you!"

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  224. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    He will experience seeing moving pictures, and you would be wrong to tell him he doesn't.

    OF COURSE. Why would I disagree with him if that were the only claim he made?

    I see the problem now. You're saying that I would be wrong if I told religious people that they didn't hear a voice in their head. Well duh. Why would I ever object to that? Why would anyone object to that? That's not the "experience" they're claiming to have; the experience they claim to have is that "god spoke to them", or some crazy shit like that.

    I swear, this is the stupidest strawman I've ever seen. That you seem to have built it unintentionally is just mind-boggling.

  225. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by digitig · · Score: 1

    He will experience seeing moving pictures, and you would be wrong to tell him he doesn't.

    OF COURSE. Why would I disagree with him if that were the only claim he made?

    I see the problem now. You're saying that I would be wrong if I told religious people that they didn't hear a voice in their head. Well duh. Why would I ever object to that? Why would anyone object to that? That's not the "experience" they're claiming to have; the experience they claim to have is that "god spoke to them", or some crazy shit like that.

    I swear, this is the stupidest strawman I've ever seen. That you seem to have built it unintentionally is just mind-boggling.

    The experience they claim to have is hearing a voice. The interpretation is that it's God. It's not a strawman, because it goes to the heart of a fundamental problem of science: what counts as an observation. A good place to start would be the debate over classical foundationalism -- why it's flawed, and what attempts have been made to repair or replace it. You might also try checking out Karl Popper's arguments for why the distinction between science and metaphysics can only possibly be a social convention.

    Unfortunately I'm now going to be AFK for a few days, so I will have to leave you to your own devices. But trust me (or research it), the issues are far more complicated and intractable than most people realise.

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  226. Re:The first step is admitting that you need help. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    The experience they claim to have is hearing a voice. The interpretation is that it's God.

    Nope. Your misunderstanding of this basic point is what caused the whole disagreement. Just try and find a religious person who'll say their experience is "hearing a voice". Doesn't happen. All the rest of what you've been saying is completely irrelevant due to this one little detail.

  227. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    And that one does describe a bottleneck event, so you have a point there.

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  228. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    That between 1 in 2^2400 to 1 in 2^4000 nucleotides from either individual. Admittedly that indicates 0 inbreeding, but even cutting those powers down to 10% of their values, that's a lot of room for divergence.

    Yes, there is more than enough time for the divergence we see. Also, regarding mitochondrial eve - Adam and Eve had *SONS* their sons wives came from elsewhere, there's no way in hell her mitochondria would be passed on.

    Sorry, you knowledge is either lacking in the field of genetics, what the bible states, or both. The individual posting about Noah makes a better case.

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  229. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    True, but if you are going to find flaws, there are plenty of real flaws to target, without making some up.

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  230. Re:Except that's exactly what WON'T explain anythi by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    The ark is a valid criticism.

    Lets say the population doubled every generation. that gives us between 2^2400 and 2^6000 people. I think that EASILY covers the population of the earth.

    Even at 1%/generation you have
    >>> 1.01**2400
    23512406327.088676

    ~3x the worlds population today.

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  231. Re:all of the bible should be taken as a metaphor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://1828.mshaffer.com/d/search/word,allegory

    Just because something is an allegory doesn't mean the actual events didn't happen. It just means that more can be derived from the events than what is face value.

    But it's true there are cases in the bible in which you have allegory (by your definition which I assume is the only truth in the story is the derived and not the literal version), stories, poetry, etc... But that doesn't mean that the whole Bible is a myth or the whole Bible is complete and utter fact. Just look at Job, if your going to say that everything his friends said was true and fact and then compare that to somewhere else where the phrase is complete opposite, you say contradiction. An reader says no his friends are full of crap. Just like any other book ever written you have to read it and compare it with the rest of the story to get context.

    I think Genesis 1 is true at least is the Judeo/Christian mind because Exodus 20 and Matthew 19 agrees with it. So at least in a comparative sense while still able to be used as an allegory there is nothing wrong with at least in context taking what the text says at face value.