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No, that's my brother, Crazy-Talk. We're all a little worried about him.

http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes/season11/BABF13.shtml

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season12/error12.mp3 Simpsons reference (not cromulence)

...but nah, that's crazy talk.

What does a Native American who sells firecrackers have to do with this? :-)

You don't happen to be related to a cartoon version of Betty White do you?

Betty White: If you like great PBS programs like "Do Shut Up" and "Shut Your Gob" you'll want to support our pledge drive. If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute, you're a theif, a common theif! PBS Guy: Okay, take it easy, Betty. Betty: Sorry, but these theives make me so mad. You know who you are.... thieves!

I would be interested to hear from NASA on the proposed methods of protecting the base and it's occupants from these "little rocks".

Chutney Squishee

"inflammable means flammable? What a country"

One of my favorite quotes, from one of my favorite episodes :-)

Dear lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Putting a 'K' in front of all the names must be cute in the same way that efficient german sex is hot, right? Either way I guess I don't get it.

From this article:
apparently 70 percent of spam is sent from China by American spam outfits.

From this article:
Infected Windows PCs Now Source Of 80% Of Spam.

That explains why we're getting so much spam. The current level of spam is at least 150% of the current level of spam. Why am I reminded of a quote from The Simpsons?

"I certainly know a lot more today than I knew a month ago, in a lot of respects."

What he really meant to say was this, without the sarcasm...

Cecil: Goodness, I had no idea, for you see I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.

4F14 - Brother From Another Series

• "The Simpsons" Official Web Site -- Brought to you by Fox (and Matt Groening?)!
  "The Simpsons" Semi-Official Web Site in the UK -- Brought to you by the BBC!

• The Simpsons Archive -- "the Internet's clearinghouse of Simpsons guides, news, and information"
  Last Exit to Springfield -- "For All Your Simpsons Needs" (Well, it looks very well done.)
  nohomers.net -- "the center of all that is simpson"

• The Simpsons Personality Test -- I am Lisa Simpson. My dad is Krusty the Clown. Who are you?

It merely converts the picture to lower resolution image by replacing each pixel with a symbol like * or @ with different colour. This is cheating. Anyone can write a program that does this conversion.

The real ascii art uses only black text. And by using different ascii symbol, it can create the black and white and different shade of gray to protray an image.

For instance, Simpsons ASCII ART

Ininium Labs' Employees Work Hard and Play Hard...

If anyone from the company is looking on /. trying to get some rid of their old almost-super computers to make way for the new super computers, I can probably manage to take a few off your hands.

Bart: 256? Oh and I'm stuck with this useless 252 :kicks it into an open fire:
Gamestation 252: Don't destroy me! I can still make you happy! To the maaaax!

Flanders has both a wood-panelled station-wagon and a GEO.

I'm not so sure about the Geo.. it seems the last we saw of it was in episde CABF06 when Homer drove it into the salt silo. The salt and snow pretty much destroyed the car when the car spontaneously rusted.

You did it, Nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack!

-Nerftoe