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Color Ascii Art Library

thedj_sd writes "As the true slashdot reader you just love ascii art of course. You have toyed around with aalib or maybe you use it all the time to watch your pr0n :) Well VLC media player's senior developer sam was bored some time ago and created libcaca. The Colour AsCii Art library of which he himself says: 'I am perfectly aware that libcaca is the waste of time it looks to be. No need to tell me about that.' But you just can't help looking at that beautiful picture of Stitch, and Doom in coloured ascii is da bomb. It works on dos/windows, Linux and Mac OS X and there is a VLC plugin and SDL backend available."

186 comments

  1. brilliant! by mr.mack · · Score: 1

    and I thought aalib was good http://aa-project.sourceforge.net/aalib/

  2. What about.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    libkacke?

    1. Re:What about.... by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

      Ah, and a streamlined, faster version would be libflitzekacke? :-)

    2. Re:What about.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Du sagst es!

  3. Caca by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Heh heh. He said "caca".

    1. Re:Caca by jandrese · · Score: 2

      I think he knows what it means. Check out the homepage, particularly the graphic on the top right.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    2. Re:Caca by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      I think he realises what he's done: "libcaca - Colour AsCii Art library - it's da shit!" Simon

    3. Re:Caca by srobring · · Score: 1
      The caption under the title line of the page says:

      it's da shit!

  4. Amazing by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2, Funny

    So bad the name doesn't seems to say much about nice colours .... : )

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    1. Re:Amazing by Pippity · · Score: 1

      You haven't ever had to change a diaper now have you? Well you're right, I s'pose... I wouldn't exactly use the word "nice" to describe the variety of colors involved.

  5. libCACA? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, now that is funny. In french, caca means poo or shit. That guy just created "libshit".

    1. Re:libCACA? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Oh crap (pun intended), two comments above me for the same thing. Score: -1, Redundant, here I come!

    2. Re:libCACA? by Threni · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >Oh crap (pun intended), two comments above me for the same thing. Score: -1,
      >Redundant, here I come!

      I doubt it. This is Slashdot - home of redundant, duplicate information (or at least, data).

    3. Re:libCACA? by anno1602 · · Score: 1

      He's only following AAlib. In German small children speak, both A-A and Kacka (or caca, if you will) mean poo or shit.

    4. Re:libcaca? by nat5an · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty much a synonym for poo in most languages. At least, I think it is.

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    5. Re:libcaca? by Cygnus78 · · Score: 1

      Well not in swedish. But if you change the c's to k's (which sounds the same) it means cookie.

    6. Re:libcaca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in English. I believe that was the intent -- look at the mascot.

    7. Re:libCACA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow, now that is funny. In french, caca means poo or shit. That guy just created "libshit".

      ObUselessCliche: Decades ago GM tried to market the Chevy Nova in Latin America. Little did their marketers know, but Nova translates to "no go" in Spanish! Hilarious but true!!!

      Fucking redundant dickfucks.

    8. Re:libCACA? by jcuervo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ObSnopesLink:

      Claim: The Chevrolet Nova sold poorly in Spanish-speaking countries because its name translates as "doesn't go" in Spanish.

      Status: False.

      --
      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
    9. Re:libCACA? by BigJim.fr · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Wow, now that is funny. In french, caca means poo
      > or shit. That guy just created "libshit".

      Actually Sam is French, so the humor is completely voluntary.

    10. Re:libcaca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the point, dumbass.

    11. Re:libCACA? by rot26 · · Score: 1

      >Oh crap (pun intended), two comments above me for the same thing. Score: -1, >Redundant, here I come! I doubt it. This is Slashdot - home of redundant, duplicate information (or at least, data).

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    12. Re:libcaca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What, did none of you ever watch Quantum Leap? You call yourselves geeks and yet the first thing that didn't come into your mind was the phrase "Ziggy says it's all gone a little caca."? Bah. Bah to you all!

    13. Re:libCACA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where in the post did he say that the nova sold poorly? WHERE, YOU SNOPES SHILL ZOMBIE?!

    14. Re:libCACA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -10000, redundant. everyone, including the man who made libcaca, knows this cute little fact.

    15. Re:libcaca? by glazou · · Score: 1

      > In Portuguese (ranking #7 of the most spoken language), caca is a synonym for feces. Not a very fortunate name for a library I would say.

      I bet the name was chosen 100% on purpose; it means the same in French.

    16. Re:libcaca? by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      Although if you pronounce it as you would in french, it means poo in many dialects here too.

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      Meep.
    17. Re:libcaca? by Emil+Brink · · Score: 1

      Um, it may well be a regional thing, but if you add a 'c' before the second 'k', to make the vowel sound short ("kacka"), I sure associate it with matters fecal in nature. It's not a very adult thing to say, I think it's mainly child's talk. Btw, I'm in Stockholm...

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    18. Re:libcaca? by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      Same for spanish. Essentially "crap". But there's probably already a libcrap out there (maybe it translates C code into rap lyrics?).

      And of course the front page says "its da shit", so it was definitely implied.

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
  6. I've been waiting for this for ages by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. so I too can view movies in colour when I'm browsing with Lynx :)

    Simon

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    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:I've been waiting for this for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And if the conversion to ASCII is done at the server, I can watch streaming movies on my 56k modem!

    2. Re:I've been waiting for this for ages by Illserve · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not unless it's heavily motion compressed.

      40 x 80 characters x 30 frames per second is 96,000 bytes per second.

      And that's not including color information either, which is 4 bits per character, adding another 48K Bytes/sec.

    3. Re:I've been waiting for this for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do 10 fps and have the PC just display every frame 3 times. It won't look perfectly smooth, but it'll be acceptable.

  7. watching pr0n with aalib + xine by quigonn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I really have to recommend it! It's great fun to watch! I always use it when I want to watch pr0n but too lazy to fire up X11.

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    A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    1. Re:watching pr0n with aalib + xine by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      When you do get to fire up Mozilla, you get to watch using libpr0n instead.

  8. Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can see it now. Tons of goatse ASCII's coming up :-/

    1. Re:Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, if I could get it formatted properly. Oh, well; http://www.goatse.cx/contrib.html

    2. Re:Oh no... by Sam+H · · Score: 1
      I can see it now. Tons of goatse ASCII's coming up :-/
      Such as that? :)
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    3. Re:Oh no... by devnulljapan · · Score: 1

      O

    4. Re:Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (EO3)

  9. TheDraw by Stavr0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:TheDraw by jonom · · Score: 1

      Wow, that brings back some memories... Built a lot of BBS screens with that proggy.

    2. Re:TheDraw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or DuhDraw or Tetradraw
      Free software : )

    3. Re:TheDraw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or DuhDraw or Tetradraw
      Free software : )


      Don't forget the best of them all - ACiDDraw ;)

  10. nop, libshit allready exist. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 4, Funny

    libshit is the code name for kernel32.dll : )

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  11. Re:libcaca by kinnell · · Score: 4, Funny
    I do not seriously think this'll help this lib's author deploying his product.

    Agreed. Most commercial software firms will not develop with a library if it's name means shit. It's attitudes like this which work against ascii art libraries being taken seriously in the commercial world.

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  12. ASCII art for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Whoa! In a moment of genious, I figured out a nice ASCII art logo for slashdot. Here it is (drumroll):

    /.

    Brilliant, eh?

    1. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Mine's better:
      ......jXP....
      .....dR?.....
      ....jDF...... News for nerds
      ...iH7.......
      ..dKP........ stuff that matters
      .jM?....,db..
      dHP.....'^P'.
      I originally drew it without the dots and with a startrek ship in the background, but that was impossible to paste here.
    2. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not in colour though!

    3. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's not in colour though!

      This one might be:

      /.

    4. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by AmbientOrbDevice · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love when people spell 'genius' wrong :) Not quite as fun as spelling 'illiterate' wrong, but good anyway.

    5. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by Megane · · Score: 1
      /.

      Is it in coulor now?

      --
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    6. Re:ASCII art for Slashdot by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

      And to go with that ASCII art logo, how about a nice ASCII goatse picture?

      What, it's been done?

      Oh.

      But I bet it hasn't been done in color... maybe that will give the trolls something to aspire to. And I don't mean pipe the picture through libcaca!

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  13. The server... by KDan · · Score: 0

    Looks like the hosting server definitely is gone caca... slashdotted already :-(

    Daniel

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    Carpe Diem
  14. Google cache link by thedj_sd · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.google.nl/search?q=cache:NtGVCbhHFTkJ:s am.zoy.org/projects/libcaca/+libcaca&hl=nl&ie=UTF- 8

    1. Re:Google cache link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad Google hasn't cached the pictures...

    2. Re:Google cache link by l0wland · · Score: 2, Informative

      I love to click on a link :-)

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      "Honey, I feel a certain distance between us..." "Really? A 31ms ping ain't that bad..."
  15. Slashdotted.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :( *sniff* I feel sorry for all these poor websites that get slashdotted away less than 2 hours after they are posted here :P

  16. Mirror, front page text by rusty_razor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Note the mirror.
    libcaca - Colour AsCii Art library
    it's da shit!
    Hello /. folks! Please be easy on the server!
    Images and tarball are mirrored at http://www.via.ecp.fr/~sam/local/libcaca/.
    The libcaca library is a graphics library that outputs text instead of pixels, so that it can work on older video cards or text terminals. It is not unlike the famous AAlib library. libcaca needs a terminal to work, thus it should work on all Unix systems (including Mac OS X) using either the slang library or the ncurses library, on DOS using the library, and on Windows systems using either slang or ncurses (through Cygwin emulation) or .
    Libcaca is free software, and can be used, modified and ditributed under the terms of the GNU Lesser General Publice License. The logo on this page is copyrighted by Akira Toriyama so if anyone fancies drawing a new logo it would be much appreciated. Features

    The differences with AAlib are the following:
    * 16 available colours for character output
    * dithering of colour images
    * basic sprite primitives

    But libcaca also has the following limitations:
    * no support for brightness, contrast, gamma
    * unefficient character-choosing algorithms
    * no alternate fonts
    * no raw keyboard support
    * mouse support only works for slang
    * no custom drivers a la AA-on-X

    I am perfectly aware that libcaca is the waste of time it looks to be. No need to tell me about that.
    Screenshots

    Here are my first libcaca attempts. On the left, my test application, an image viewer. On the right, my first port of an application so that it uses libcaca: the VLC media player.
    As with all image processing applications, I needed the obligatory Lenna samples. From left to right: no dithering, ordered dithering, random dithering.
    no dithering ordered dithering random dithering
    Here are a few examples of my libcaca patch for libSDL. Once there is a libcaca backend for libSDL, any program using SDL can automatically benefit from libcaca's rendering routines. These examples show Frozen Bubble, the SABRE flight simulator, and the famous Doom. Frozen Bubble is fully playable, but SABRE and Doom aren't much due to the Ctrl and Shift keys not being recognized (see the TODO list about that).
    Frozen Bubble SABRE Doom splash screen first Doom level Download libcaca
    Latest libcaca release is libcaca-0.1.tar.gz. See the NEWS and ChangeLog files.
    Until libcaca enters Debian, woody and sid users may use one of the following apt sources: (sorry, sarge is not supported yet)

    deb http://sam.zoy.org/projects/debian woody main
    deb-src http://sam.zoy.org/projects/debian woody main

    deb http://sam.zoy.org/projects/debian sid main
    deb-src http://sam.zoy.org/projects/debian sid main

    Patch for libSDL
    This simple patch was quickly hacked from the AAlib video driver. Apply it to the libSDL sources and configuree libSDL with --enable-video-caca. Then use the SDL_VIDEODRIVER environment variable to run your SDL programs with libcaca output, for instance Frozen Bubble:
    SDL_VIDEODRIVER=caca frozen-bubble

    Download patch-libsdl1.2-libcaca0.1.diff. Patch for VLC The libcaca patch for the VLC media player was already applied upstream. Check the CVS version. Development The mailing-list for libcaca users and developers is libcaca@lists.zoy.org. To subscribe, send an email to ecartis@lists.zoy.org containing the words "subscribe libcaca". To unsubscribe, just use "unsubscribe libcaca". Please report bugs and make suggestions to libcaca@lists.zoy.org. There is no public access to the SVN repository yet, but you can browse it using the web interface, for instance to have a look at the BUGS and TODO lists.

    1. Re:Mirror, front page text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What is this, for the link challanged? For those who cant click and look at the page themselves? Or for pure karma whore-ism?

  17. ANSI Art Library by lordscarlet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It'll probably get slashdotted quickly, but for those who remember ANSI Art groups like iCE and ACiD I am in the process of creating a library of their packs viewable online. http://ansi.idledreams.net for the actual site and http://idledreams.net/ansi/ for news about it.

    1. Re:ANSI Art Library by lordscarlet · · Score: 1

      OK. It died even quicker than I expected. The site loads fine,b ut if you get broken images all over it's because the server has run out of RAM (it sucks). Check back later and it should be fine. I swear the site works :)

    2. Re:ANSI Art Library by WiKKeSH · · Score: 5, Informative

      While you're at it, you can check individual group's sites.

      http://www.senseimagery.com
      http://www.acid.org
      http://www.ice.org
      http://www.spreadthedisease. com
      http://www.spreadthedisease.com/27inch

    3. Re:ANSI Art Library by lordscarlet · · Score: 2, Informative

      And don't forget ASCII sites

      http://www.mimic.ca

      OK. I'm lame and only know one ASCII group site. :)

    4. Re:ANSI Art Library by lcracker · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for using .NET, what are you thinking?!

    5. Re:ANSI Art Library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ascii? Look here.

    6. Re:ANSI Art Library by lordscarlet · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with it. ;) It's not really a production quality server. It's actually handled the /. audience pretty damn well.

    7. Re:ANSI Art Library by Josh+Mast · · Score: 1

      artpacks.acid.org says hi. Way to re-invent the wheel.

    8. Re:ANSI Art Library by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Actually .Net *should* be able to handle this pretty well, while I haven't looked at lordscarlet's code, my guess is that he is using a custom caching system, instead of the built in Cache that is part of asp.net, and letting the images in them expire on their own.. or setting a fixed timeout... The fact it is still up, and I haven't had to reboot it, or "recover" from anything, is pretty nice. and, as ls already replied it really isn't a "production" server, it is primarily a test/bbs server, just has a bit more bandwidth than a dls/cable connection can run a server off of.

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    9. Re:ANSI Art Library by lordscarlet · · Score: 1

      No, I use .NET's caching. :) I do have a specific timeout set, but it's in the magnitude of days. And as we both said, the server was accessible the whole time, the GDI++ stuff just has some memory issues at times.

    10. Re:ANSI Art Library by radd0 · · Score: 1

      Idle Dreams is an excellent database which lets you search through almost a decade and a half of textmode and BBS artwork, including ANSI, ASCII, and even Telegrafix RIPscrip imagery. The great thing about it is you can sift through thousands of thumbnails and view the image directly from your browser.

      For those who prefer to view their ASCII art files locally (shamless plug), ACiD is now distributing a Windows version of it's viewer appropriately titled ACiD View 6.10 for Windows.

      Other great places to find hordes of ASCII are of course ftp.mimic.ca, ftp.artpacks.acid.org, and www.thuglife.org.

      -r
    11. Re:ANSI Art Library by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      What about CLaP!?

      They were MY favorite ANSi GRooP.

  18. Re:libcaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why did this get modded as funny ?
    he was serious ?!
    is it because it contains the word "caca" ?

  19. Slashdotted by yourruinreverse · · Score: 1

    Man, that was fast. One second I was loading and reading the libcaca page, I immediately browsed down to the links to the images, and after some 30 seconds after I loaded the page, already the PNG's (or indeed the entire server) was unavailable. There is a mirror for the images, though:

    http://www.via.ecp.fr/~sam/local/libcaca/

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    JeR
  20. Wrong assumptions by DollyTheSheep · · Score: 1

    I'm a true slashdot reader, but I don't like ASCII "art". Who came up with this nonsense, anyway?

    1. Re:Wrong assumptions by ajensen · · Score: 1
      Who came up with this nonsense, anyway?

      I've often wondered the same thing. After all, who would feel the need to extend text into something that looks similar to graphics when you step back about 10 paces?

      One of the main reasons, I think, is simply to see how far (and how skillfully) it can be stretched. In that respect, it seems similar to the gentlemen who not long ago were striving to connect a Commodore 64 to the internet -- or the other gentleman who wrote an ethernet driver in BASIC.

      These things may not be fun to compete with modern technology, but it takes a good level of skill to do each of them. Good programming practice, I would bet.

      --a

    2. Re:Wrong assumptions by n4vu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Wrong assumptions" may be right. I believe it was teletype operators who came up with character art long before computers were on the scene.

    3. Re:Wrong assumptions by MxTxL · · Score: 4, Informative

      Back in the stone age, you know, before 1990, when modem speed was measured in baud and 300 of them was pretty good, people used to connect to BBSes as their primitive form of an internet. These were sort of stand-alone websites that you had to dial into directly (yes, over real phone lines). Since 300 baud modems transmit data at dismally slow speeds (and besides computer graphics displays were still primitive) it was necessary to provide any graphics content in a format that was easily and quickly transmitted and supported by the hardware. And by hardware, we're talking about Commodores and Amigas and early IBM PCs.

      Today, it's primitive and low-res but Back In The Day(tm), this type of art was the shiz-nit. Art packs (ok, these were mostly ANSI, not ASCII but similar vein) were traded across the country from BBS to BBS.

      If you've never tried to draw anything with giant multicolored blocks, you can't understand the talent that goes into this art medium. The ACiD guys were REALLY good.

    4. Re:Wrong assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..it was necessary to provide any graphics content in a format that was easily and quickly transmitted and supported by the hardware. And by hardware, we're talking about Commodores and Amigas..

      Ignoring for a moment that "Commodores and Amigas" is redundent (C64s and Amigas would make sense), but the Amiga never had any trouble with displaying pretty pictures. The first computerised porn I ever saw was on an Amiga. You could leech hundreds of GIFs from Usenet and then display them in glorious 4096 colour HAM. Amiga users didn't need ASCII art!

      I'll give you those pitiful PC, C= 8bit and Atari owners though. You could always spot the ones who owned those computers; they'd have a permenant squint from all the ASCII art..

    5. Re:Wrong assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Kids!

    6. Re:Wrong assumptions by MxTxL · · Score: 1

      I did mean the C64 (64 whole K of memory, wow)... No, not all systems were incapable of good graphics, but there were many that were. To cater to the lowest common denominator, and in the interests of transmission speed (which was real money, when talking about phone bills) ANSI and ASCII art were the way to go, especially on BBS splash screens.

  21. Funny, but... by gxv · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So we have now Big Mouth Billy Bass linux support . We have color Ascii Art Library. Wow. I really needed those two.
    But when we're talking about it more seriously: I've heard once from CTO of some medium-business company, when I was suggesting him to use some Open Source solution instead of MS SQL based system: Yes. I know that they do lots of useful things, but how can I trust to people who release stuff like aalib.
    So the bottom line is they will never consider us geeks as serious conversation partner. OS movement needs some white collar guys, that can speak to all those marketing infested CTO's CEOs and other wiseasses. The ones that speak marketingish.

    1. Re:Funny, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I know that they do lots of useful things, but how can I trust to people who release stuff like aalib.

      Well, it's unlikely to be the same person writing useful bits of OSS software (like libcaca) as is writing silly little frivolities (like PostgreSQL). Although I'd love it if it was!

      But then, how can you trust a company like Microsoft with enterprise-level databases? After all, they do just make games consoles...

    2. Re:Funny, but... by bustersnyvel · · Score: 1

      A company not trusting Open Source because of this would be the same as a company not trusting any Windows programs just because some 12 year old kid wrote a crappy VB program. There are plenty of kids who do this, and yet people use windoze. Something must be flawed in your reasoning...

    3. Re:Funny, but... by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      That's like saying "don't release any programs for windows because they make viruses and crappy solitare games". Windows has plenty USEFUL applications, as does Linux.

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    4. Re:Funny, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly would I, as an Open Source developer, writing code and sharing it with the world just because I enjoy doing it, care one whit about whether or not that CTO downloads my software?

      I get paid the same either way: $0.

    5. Re:Funny, but... by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      But do they trust the people who put a flight simulator in Excel?

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    6. Re:Funny, but... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Isn't that something involving X97:L97? BTW, Excel 2000 has a racing game.

    7. Re:Funny, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not his reasoning, his PHB's reasoning. Sounds to me like the reasoning of someone who's trying to justify their prejudice, and that, combined with the legendary stupidity of the PHB, suffices to explain that logic.

    8. Re:Funny, but... by NewWaveNet · · Score: 1

      That's the most assanine thing I've heard in the past ten minutes. Has your CTO not been to download.com and seen the loads of useless, poorly written "software"?

    9. Re:Funny, but... by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Yes. I know that they do lots of useful things, but how can I trust to people who release stuff like aalib.

      How can you trust people who don't?

      I'm serious here. Every programmer is going to need to learn different things at different times. (Everybody who thinks that programmers can learn all they need to know in college, you have the wrong idea.) They need to hone their craft. They need to practice.

      Would you like programmers to have their learning, honing, practicing programs be the big, important ones that your CTO needs? Or would you rather them be silly jaunts that are for mostly for the entertainment of other programmers?

  22. libcaca? by JBv · · Score: 1

    In Portuguese (ranking #7 of the most spoken language), caca is a synonym for feces. Not a very fortunate name for a library I would say.

  23. Re:libcaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, caca is more like "poop".

  24. More ASCII Art by MouseR · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those interested, here's Text mode Quake and AsciiMac, wich seem to predate the previous one, including the X11 ASCII art thing.

    What is it with ASCII??

    1. Re:More ASCII Art by Beardydog · · Score: 0

      *install*

      Thank you for linking to asciiMac...I had no idea such a thing existed, and this stretch of conciousness has now been justified.

      I suppose Thanksgiving happened too...but that hardly compares to asciiMac...

  25. Way of the future by doktorstop · · Score: 1

    Amazing stuff... now what? let me guess... 1) a KDE emulator for the console, with COLORS! 2) most games ported ... imagine WarCraftIII in pure ASCII... well, the refresh rate got to be good, though =) And all those posts that say it's a waste of time... just think broad!

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    1. Re:Way of the future by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      > well, the refresh rate got to be good, though

      Actually the refresh rate will decrease. The problem is that the console is a serial device. You have to position the cursor and then draw the character. That is much slower than what the video cards do with GL or even video. Worse...now you have to do all processing on the CPU as well. So expect frames to go down.

      Well, until GPU's will start having ascii art on the GPU.

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    2. Re:Way of the future by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      Transparent KDE menus on the console?

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  26. If you read the first two lines of the linked page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    libcaca - Colour AsCii Art library
    it's da shit!

    you would know it was intended...

  27. He knows this already by wthynot · · Score: 1


    The Colour AsCii Art library of which he himself says: 'I am perfectly aware that libcaca is the waste of time it looks to be. No need to tell me about that.'

    Sounds like he has a pretty humble attitude about this whole thing.

  28. For the lazy people by l0wland · · Score: 1

    Click on it !

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  29. C64 PETSCII by NevesisEF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't view this now - big brother's proxy and all - but it sounds like the good old days of the C64 BBSs that used PETSCII graphics. Full color, and many graphical characters - however ALL CAPS TEXT ONLY! But the days of the good old animated prompts and colorful message boards are still in my memories, yet I have no desire to go back to them and wait for a cursor to jump all around the screen at 1200 baud!

    1. Re:C64 PETSCII by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      DO YOU SEE A BLOOD RED SWORD?

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  30. Of course you could always just use quicktime by b-baggins · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple provides an ASCII quicktime movie player, here:

    http://developer.apple.com/samplecode/Sample_Cod e/ QuickTime/Goodies/ASCIIMoviePlayerSample.htm

    There's nothing quite like watching the Matrix trailer in ASCII glory.

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    1. Re:Of course you could always just use quicktime by ichandarin · · Score: 3, Informative
      Oops. You got the address wrong!

      Here are the correct links:
      -The program itself + source are at:
      http://developer.apple.com/samplecode/Sample_Code/ QuickTime/Goodies/ASCIIMoviePlayerSample/qtplyr.c. htm

      -And the sample video:
      http://developer.apple.com/samplecode/Sample_Code/ QuickTime/Goodies/ASCIIMoviePlayerSample.htm

      Hope those links help.

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    2. Re:Of course you could always just use quicktime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about watching the matrix trailer in kanjified ascii glory? hehe It amazes me to no end that a kanjified aalib is not publicly available.

  31. So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Is ascii the plural of Ascus?

    I'm _really_ sorry...

    1. Re:So.... by ajensen · · Score: 1
      It would be the plural of 'ascius' -- that extra 'i' is important. Think of 'radius' -- stem radi -- plural 'radii'.

      More info can be found in yesterday's extensive discussion on this. :)

      --a

    2. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha thanks..

    3. Re:So.... by criscooil · · Score: 0

      ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI.

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  32. Done before, albeit badly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a nice-looking implementation. but it's been done before in colour, somewhat badly...

    http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~afoster/asciitv/

    I wrote this a few years ago, before I discovered the joys* of aalib. It had been going to be a full terminal-based television program, but my programming skills weren't really up to it. Plus grabbing teletext subtitles proved too fiddly. :-)

  33. ASCII-art Made Easy by dupper · · Score: 4, Funny
    @

    Behold! The human form in all it glory!

    You can even recreate classic works of art:

    The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait by Jan Van Eyck:

    ______
    |..(......_
    |@@....
    |..d........

    The Creation of Adam by Michaelangelo:

    ......
    ..@ @
    ......
    Tyr Hits! -more-

    And for God's sake, lighten up the lameness filter!

    1. Re:ASCII-art Made Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait by Jan Van Eyck:

      ______
      |..(......_
      |@@....
      |..d........
      That @ on the right looks pregnant to me...
    2. Re:ASCII-art Made Easy by BinLadenMyHero · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of the <TT> tag?

    3. Re:ASCII-art Made Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tyr touches you!" would seem more appropriate ;-)

  34. For all those agitated by the name... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Yes, it means what you think it means.
    Just see the logo

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  35. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent down, has severe case of christianitus.

  36. Um, moderators.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell did this get moderated "3, Interesting"? I suggest these alternatives:

    "-2, Prude"
    "-1, Ain't got any lately"
    "-3, Is embarrassed about penis size"

  37. libcaca for windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Version for Windows is not available yet, but when it becomes available, it will probably be called "WinCaca," which sounds more like a nickname for Win Me (or *any* versions of Windows at all).

    1. Re:libcaca for windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

  38. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about when the porn in question was created by two drunk white-trash yanks in front of their webcam?

    Surely that's okay? No-one being exploited, etc.

  39. Look at his webpage logo, people! by Gudlyf · · Score: 5, Funny

    His webpage logo is clealy a lop of poo.

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    1. Re:Look at his webpage logo, people! by Megane · · Score: 1

      Not just any lop of poo. It's a Toriyama lop of poo.

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  40. Hardware Optimization! by MarkJensen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like the perfect time to try out my new video card!

    Sweeeeet! ;)

    1. Re:Hardware Optimization! by ashayh · · Score: 1

      ATI has an ascii "Smartshader". Good fun.. for a while..
      For OpenGL only.
      Check it out here

  41. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ask yourself when last you saw porn where the man is licking away between the womans legs with an obedient look on his face, and where the woman rushes to squirt the man in some odd place as the orgasm comes closer, the man smiling not getting an orgasm of his own.

    Well you're not watching what I'm watching... I've seen all sorts of stuff where women are the central objects of domination, including of course lesbian action... the market of supply and demand is there, people get paid to do it, stop calling it exploitation for crying out loud! If you're not comfortable with it, you don't have to watch it, condone it, or pay for it.

  42. Unicode by Espen · · Score: 0

    Bah! If it doesn't support unicode, what's the point?

    1. Re:Unicode by lordscarlet · · Score: 1

      If it supported Unicode it wouldn't be ASCII.

  43. Matrix ASCII Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Windows users, there's ZMatrix:

    http://zmatrix.sourceforge.net

    if you want ASCII art goodness on your desktop.

  44. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by mangu · · Score: 1
    ...exploited in this industry where surface is everything...


    Only in softcore, my friend, hardcore pr0n also has penetrations to amazing depths...

  45. Excellent! by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Now maybe we can finally replace X with a modern graphical user interface!

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  46. Re:libcaca by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    What about Publishit Pro? http://www.huamed.com/publish/

  47. Re:libcaca by GNUman · · Score: 1

    You, sir, would have my mod points if you weren't already at 5+ Funny.

    Thank you for brightening my day.

  48. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by bro1 · · Score: 0

    So where can I find the screenshot of libcaca showing this so called pr0nography? :)

  49. Chunky Style by Beardydog · · Score: 0

    I like that the thumbnails on his page are as detailed as, and easier to look at than, the pictures they link to.

  50. libcaca ? by o'reor · · Score: 1

    I wonder in fear what kind of application the poopsmith might build with that library...

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  51. This is actually useful by Mr.+Moose · · Score: 1

    Whenever someone mirrors some webpage in a /. posting, because the crowd has downed the server, he can use this lib to mirror the images too.

  52. i hope this means people want more by RouterSlayer · · Score: 1

    I really hope this means people getting into more "ascii" art type things, like games.

    It would really great if somebody out there could help out with the Trek7 project over at sourceforge!

    http://sourceforge.net/projects/trek7/

    I'd also like to get my "Bambi vs Godzilla" ascii art movie online... Yes, movies! :)

    But really, trek7 is the one I need the most help with. Aren't there any Trek7 fans out there?

  53. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by foolip · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Well you're not watching what I'm watching... I've seen all sorts of stuff where women are the central objects of domination, including of course lesbian action...

    Correct, not all porn is of the same character. As for lesbian porn, the basic idea is that men should fantisise about having two women at the same time, and we all know that what a pair of lesbians really wants to do is pleasure a man, right? Besides, when did you ever see two men getting it on in the middle of a "normal" porno movie? No, female homosexuals are something cute and male homosexuals are something strange to put on a different shelf.

    the market of supply and demand is there, people get paid to do it, stop calling it exploitation for crying out loud! If you're not comfortable with it, you don't have to watch it, condone it, or pay for it.

    Your capitalist point of view is too simplistic. The economical sustainability of an industry is completely irrelevant to its ethical implications or whether or not someone is exploited. Just take a look at the meat industry, or any of the industries which uses underpayed workers in the third world (bordering to slavery sometimes) to see that economics and ethics have nothing to do with each other. I'm not comfortable with it, I don't watch it, I don't condone it and I don't pay for. But I'm not going to shut up about it.

  54. ASCII/Text Demos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a load of textmode demos (ya know, futurescrew-esque type demos), have a gander at

    http://taat.fi/tmdc/download.html

    They're for windows + run in a command window once you've dbl-clicked an exe. EnJoY

  55. Re:I have my erect penis in my hand. by spiny · · Score: 1

    Careful now.

    Down with this sort of thing!

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  56. In spanish too by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

    It seems from the posts that it's also shit in a lot of european languages.

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  57. ATI drives can do that by Tobias+Luetke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Indeed if you have the latest drivers for the DirectX series of ATI cards installed ( Catalyst 3.8+ ) you will find a smartshader menu in the display properties. Smartshaders are applyed in the last pass on the picture before its send to the screen. There are filters for making it look like a classic painting and things like that. In the settings for OpenGL smartshader there is a option to render the picture as ASCII ( only white /black or green/black though ). However it way funny to play Call of duty in ascii .

  58. Re:libcaca by jest3r · · Score: 1, Funny

    people dont have a problem using and abusing the Gimp .. playing with libcaca doesn't seem so bad.

    actually how about piping the Gimp through libcaca .. i hear stuff like that is poular in Japan ..

  59. Sweet! by siskbc · · Score: 4, Funny
    It'll probably get slashdotted quickly, but for those who remember ANSI Art groups like iCE and ACiD I am in the process of creating a library of their packs viewable online. http://ansi.idledreams.net for the actual site and http://idledreams.net/ansi/ for news about it.

    That's taking me back about 10 years. Oh shit, I'm 16 and I can't get a fucking date! AAaaaah!

    Glad I'm really 26 and married. Oh, wait - AAaaahhh!!!

    Seriously, thanks for posting the stuff.

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  60. It's so easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to survive a slashdotting when your site is all low bandwidth ascii art!

  61. Been there, done that, two or three years ago. by WolfWings · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Should I bother releasing my patch to AALib? Replaces the monochrome buffer with a 32bpp RGB- buffer, uses a much more tuned colour-selection system than libCACA appears to.

    A screenshot of the BattleToads title screen, linked out of Archive.org as I don't have a current website for the TextNES emulator worth pointing too at the moment, unfortunately.

    But yeah... been there, did that, didn't think anyone would be interested so I never released the patch.

    1. Re:Been there, done that, two or three years ago. by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
      Should I bother releasing my patch to AALib? Replaces the monochrome buffer with a 32bpp RGB- buffer, uses a much more tuned colour-selection system than libCACA appears to.

      Umm... Hell Yeah!

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    2. Re:Been there, done that, two or three years ago. by boa13 · · Score: 1

      Please release it. I don't want that libcaca shitty name to stick around. ;-)

  62. Re:libcaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think this is the right place to spam for a crappy ASP-script?

    Do you think anyone in their right mind would only remotely consider to use your ridiculous little ASP script for anything?
    Dude, this is slashdot. Nobody wants your ASP crap. And nobody will pay you $50 for it.
    We can have better for free.

  63. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    """Besides, when did you ever see two men getting it on in the middle of a "normal" porno movie? No, female homosexuals are something cute and male homosexuals are something strange to put on a different shelf."""

    It's because porn is intended for the beat-off needs of straight men. Lesbians are often sexy to straight men; homosexual men are not. It's as simple as that.

    There is some pornography made by and for women (lesbians, at least); see "On Our Backs." There is lots of pornography made for gay men. And some straight women enjoy pornography intended for men, straight or gay.

    The truth is, the reason little porn is made for women is because they are a poor market. Women have historically prefered softcore kinds of things, as well as erotic literature.

    To reiterate: the majority of pornography is developed for the pleasure of males, mostly heterosexual but sometimes homosexual. This is simply because the concept of pornography is more attractive to men in general. Women just happen to prefer more fantasy-laden media.

    By the way -- are you suggesting that female-to-male domination fantasies are all right, while male-to-female domination fantasies are sexist and damaging?

    I've seen porn where women used strap-ons on men. Pretty scary for a heterosexual male like me, but it exists. Is this exploitation? I've also seen lots of porn where a lot of time is spent pleasuring the woman. Yes, hetero porn has lots of cumshots (and anal penetration, nowadays). But I've seen rather mainstream "squirting" porn where a guy gets a female ejaculation in the face. It's rare, sure. Mostly because female ejaculation is rare and it's much harder to aim it at someone's face.

    Anyway, I'm rambling here. Yes, pornography is often exploitative. On the other hand, female porn stars are paid significantly more than males, and are better able to negotiate the types of film they appear in. And as Asia Carrera says, porn is hard work for men.

  64. HOW IS THIS ASCII ART? Check Simpsons ASCII archiv by BurningTyger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It merely converts the picture to lower resolution image by replacing each pixel with a symbol like * or @ with different colour. This is cheating. Anyone can write a program that does this conversion.

    The real ascii art uses only black text. And by using different ascii symbol, it can create the black and white and different shade of gray to protray an image.

    For instance, Simpsons ASCII ART

  65. I say you should by headbulb · · Score: 1

    Go ahead release it. I always wanted color in aalib..

  66. big ups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big ups to Acid, Ice and s0ap. May the memories stay leet.

  67. Were we go again... by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every time there is a story about someone doing something just for the hell of it some tool comes along and says that it's a bad idea because it doesn't directly enrich Linux/Open Source/The Roman Empire/Whatever in the manner that said poster wants it to.

    Dude, and all of your close-minded brethren, chill the hell out. People do these things because they are having fun. They do them because they WANT to.

    Not everyoine gives a damn about Fighting The Big Fight. Get over yourself.

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    1. Re:Were we go again... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1



      Got no mod points - this is the best I can do

      (+1 Truth)

      Sera

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  68. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by tgibbs · · Score: 1
    Your capitalist point of view is too simplistic. The economical sustainability of an industry is completely irrelevant to its ethical implications or whether or not someone is exploited. Just take a look at the meat industry, or any of the industries which uses underpayed workers in the third world (bordering to slavery sometimes) to see that economics and ethics have nothing to do with each other.
    However, true slave labor aside, even when such employment is "exploitive" (in the sense that most of the profits go to management middlemen rather than workers, or in the sense that other people elsewhere are paid much better to do the same thing), in a capitalistic system such work virtually always improves the economic conditions of the workers. That's why people choose to do the work--because they are better off doing it and getting paid a pittance than not doing it and getting paid nothing. Conversely, those who seek to end "exploitation" for "ethical" reasons usually end up worsening the economic conditions of the formerly "exploited" workers.

    Somebody who was honestly concerned about exploitation of garment or sex workers would not be trying to abolish their trade, but rather working to improve working conditions for those in that industry. It is a safe bet that what workers in foreign garment factories want is not for Westerners to stop buying their products (thereby throwing them out of work), but rather for their employers to be pressured to provide improved working conditions--shorter hours, better wages and benefits, job security and retraining. In other words, the same things that workers in every other industry want, but keeping in mind that demanding true parity with Western labor standards is just another way of throwing them out of work.

  69. it's not useless by jago25_98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can now play Unreal Tournament/whatever on my silent p90 thin-client

    1. Re:it's not useless by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      Your p90 is a thin-client? Mine's a server. Much more useful. More 1337.

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    2. Re:it's not useless by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

      only because it's seilent and cost 40 all inc.

  70. Professional graphic usage by keeboo · · Score: 1

    I just can't wait to run GIMP in my CGA-equipped Pentium 4.

  71. Re:HOW IS THIS ASCII ART? Check Simpsons ASCII arc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Actually you can do a lot more than that, like with this program I wrote which uses shape based correlation to match the font to the image data.

  72. Re:Pornography? No thanks! by foolip · · Score: 1

    No, I don't see it as any better when women dominate males than the other way around. The problem lies in that the norm is the male being the dominator. Porno isn't a bad thing per definition, but I think in its current state it's only helping to enfore the patriarchy and keeping men and women separated. If people want to do the things that happens in porno (anal, facials, whatever) at home that's no problem, but it's not good that majority of porno is all the same and gives a severly distorted view on sexuality.