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Actually, given who is in office, ie. the current administration, and all those SLEEZEBAG REPLUBLICANS in congress, what did you really expect? However, in my view, the news of government employees surfing sex and gambling sites may not be such a bad thing. That means they're spending less time stomping on your rights and freedoms and less time thinking up new ways to screw you and steal you blind. In fact, I'd say let's all chip in and contribute our favorite sex and gambling sites to help them out... http://www.thehun.net/ and http://www.goldenpalace.com/ would be good places to start. WARNING to good, honest working folks-- these are NOT work-friendly sites! For all you govt surfers out there though-- rock on and bon' appetit!

HTH.

The Hun is a free online portal to sources of free porn:

The Hun's Thumbs-Up

The Hun's Yellow Pages

Happy Hunning!

-- TTK

and in the interest of stimulating less discussion, free porno can be found here

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Slashdot just moved stuff that matters :)

Damn you autopr0n, why, why did you have to die!!!

Try The Hun's Yellow Pages.

autopr0n?

you mean like thehun?

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that everytime a porn site is visited (even accidentally) it opens 20-some-odd popup windows...

That's why you go to pop up free sites. Duh? The Hun is my favorite. But there are several others. Adult Links 4 Adults also rocks. WorldSex has lots of hardcore. If I recall Sublime directory is also quality free stuff. All of these sites offer daily updated links to galleries without pop ups and the sponsors advertised are also devoid of annoying pop ups (in case you click an ad by accident). They aren't "CJ" sites that just send you to more links. Simply free porn to rack up the page views to increase the rates they can charge for banners and paid gallery placement.

You've just been visiting the wrong porn sites. If you just search for "porn" on google, you'll get a bunch of crap. In addition to my own site there are a couple good TGPs that have strict anti-popup rules. Before AP, my favorites were the hun and asianthumbs

But really, you should get a popup blocker. Google toolbar does it, as does mozilla, and most other non-sucky browsers.

Pick several of the more reputable (not an oxymoron) TGP (thumbnail gallery post) sites that update every day, and snag them with a Perl script. Use more Perl to convert the list of porn sites into a list of sites to block. You won't get everything, but one might say that's totally impossible. You could use cybernanny type software, but they can't do everything either.

To start you off with a TGP, try The Hun. There are around a hundred sites to block on that front page at any one time, and you'll not have to worry about them also hosting content your kids might need to see (like xxxwall.com).

Note how this plan involves you ``looking at porn sites'' with Perl. If you don't trust the people at your ISP or you're worried about connecting to a site that your community would view as obscene, you'll just have to stick to the standards cybernanny products approve of (meaning you might block a radical freedom of speech site or the NRA).

Finally, pick your TGP sites carefully. You don't want to wander into a child porn site by accident. A site like The Hun won't put child porn links up (and reports to the authorities if any get submitted to him).

One more.

Fat and tattooed. More available from The Hun

(Posting as AC for obvious reasons)

With P2P you really don't know what you're getting. You may think you're downloading The Lion King but you may end up with Debbie Does Dallas.

P2P? Hell, that's true of the ENTIRE INTERNET. Or perhaps you haven't noticed any of the goatse.cx links here on slashdot? The text of the link can say anything whatsoever. If someone mis-labels a link or file it is not slashdot's fault and it's not the P2P's fault.

Slashdot happens to choose to make some effort to tell you where what serever hosts a file, but not what is actually in it. Some P2P programs are working on authenticated checksums, but that is by choice. The programmers have absolutely no responsibility for what files other people offer or how they label them.

On the web, sites are required by law to warn users before they can enter an adult site. Those that don't comply can be thrown in jail and/or fined.

Bah! You're reading the junk put up by pay sites to trick you into entering a credit card number as "proof of age". This site puts up close to ONE HUNDRED new links every day to sites with free porn. There are millions of sites with porn on the "front page".

Since the sharers have NO MEANS AVAILABLE to warn users what they're sharing then it's reasonable that the app itself must.

Huh? People who share have certainly do have a means available to "warn" people what they are sharing. It's called a filename. You can name your files however you like.

This post's future moderation:
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+1 Insightful
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http://thehun.net always works for me.

why don't you take a break?

Everyone is saying,

No, I think what everyone is saying is:
1. Eat banana
2. Visit www.thehun.net
3. Imagine what you'd do if you had a girl like that
4. Think dirty and masturbate
5. ??
6. Profit.

Everyone is saying,

No, I think what everyone is saying is:
1. Eat banana
2. Visit www.thehun.net
3. Imagine what you'd do if you had a girl like that
4. Think dirty and masturbate
5. ??
6. Profit.

As long as they leave the Hun alone, who cares?

It's quite interesting. I'm a chinese but I can watch pr0n.

The Hun has enough free pr0n to make you go blind. And even monitors that the pages he links to directly are popup-free (If you continue beyond that, that's your business though).
And yes, sign up with a fine pr0n site of your liking to keep the people in business. If you are into kinky stuff, I totally recommend Captive, a nice, friendly, french pervert sex site.

So get out your Kleenex...

Right here

You know that's what it would be used for! You know it! Own up to it..... Just what everyone needs - to put a bookmark to The Hun on the crapper's console!

All you need is the GIMP to make your favorite popstar go nude.

Adult Verification Systems do work like that in principal however the sites offered on these networks are nothing more than small galleries full of adverts and links to the big sites. Most of them actually require a minimum of say 30 images to be accepted and that's it!
The AVS offers the mechanism for password protecting the owners content and credit card processing. Some even supply free content to the sites joining up, hosting aswell! All they're doing is harvesting traffic at the end of the day.
The owners get cash for people reffered to the AVS from their site. The user gets access to the site they sign up to aswell as any others in the AVS. They basicly get screwed as the sites are nothing more than you can find on sites like the hun

I don't remember seeing this sort of service being offered for non adult sites although im sure it would be successful if packaged with other services.

Sources of useful porn:
images:
www.thehun.net
www.pornoripper.com
usenet in alt.binaries.*

video:
Morpheus.

An open arsehole society is inevitable. I was a little surprised last week to receive a forwarded e-mail from J. Anus, who lives in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul. This weekend, a movie theater and video store opened up again in Kabul (renting In Deep rearends Day), Afghan TV cranked up, and so did the Net. Americans understand all too well that our techno-driven culture produces wonders and dangers, but it's one of the most popular social and political forces in the world. Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined anal repressive governments like Pole-Land, East Germanus and the former Soviet Onion. The world, it turns out, really is porous now. Technology and information will squeeze through every closed nook and crevice. The Talibanul never made a dent in the attachment this Afghan programmer and his friends had for it. When his message came, the Talibanul had just fled, Northern Allah arse soldiers had taken over his village, and everybody rushed to barbers to cut off their beards and shave their pubic hairs, they went to nearby holes and hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players, and -- in J. Anus's case -- his ancient Commodore, one of four in the village. Cafes had popped up all over, with impromptu dances and orgies everywhere. J. Anus's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London -- was a reminder that there are civil liberties, and then there are civil liberties. Computers had been banned under penalty of death by the Talibanul (except for the Talibanul themselves), along with music and TV. J. Anus, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired. He was anal and obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do with Star Wars, and crap. He was perhaps the Talibanul's prime kind of target. (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.) "I could still see the dust of the fuck-up trucks carrying the Talibanul out of my village," he wrote, "and some friends and I went and dug up the boards of a chicken coop where I had hid the computer. They might have masterbaten or cummed on Anus if they'd found it. It was forbidden, although they used computers all of the time." He claims American commandos are skulking around dressed as Northern Allah arse tribesmen. Junis describes life under the Talibanul as brutal, terrifying and profoundly boring. What the people in his town -- especially the kids -- missed most was music, posters of Indian and American movie stars (he'd kept his own decaying poster of Madonna), and American TV. J. Anus missed the fast-changing Web and sees, he says, that he has fallen "forever behind," and that programming is more complex than ever. But at least "Baywatch," which everyone in his town acutely missed, is back, and there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor." Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month. If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon -- not bombs or special forces but pop culture -- it got it again this week. People all over the planet fuss about whether this healthy and democratic or corrupting and dehumanizing, but people's love for American techno-toys, TV shows, music and movies is breathaking. Watching TV pictures of tribesman bonking on horseback, it's easy to forget that technology reached deep into this culture as well. J. Anus says phone service around Kabul remains spotty, but reporters, U.N. workers and foreign soldiers are wiring up. He's already made his way to some sex sites, and wishes he had a printer. There are many computers in Afghanistan, J. Anus said, many in clusters in cities like Kabul and Kandahar (news reports have frequently mentioned that Bin-Laden's orgazam used both e-mail and encrypted files to cum on cate blanchet). Computer geeks are already hooking up with whores all over the cuntry; J. Anus isn't the only Afghan e-mailing these days. He says other coders and gamers hid their PC's as well. Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod, and has been drooling over the Anale website site since he got back online. And some things, of course, never change. "I thought they were going to get Microsoft," he wrote. "I guess .net." A decade ago, when East Berlin teenagers stormed the Wall and crossed over into West Berlin, the first thing many of them did was rush to music stores to buy tapes and CD's they'd been secretly, illegally listening to for years. The Talibanul worked to create the antithesis of the American world, one without technology, computing, the Net, music, or any vestige of popular culture (not to mention women's rights, erections, a free piss or any religion except fundamentalist Islam. J. Anus said people in his town risked their lives repeatedly, not to fight the Talibanul, but to try and listen to CD's and watch videos smuggled in from Pakistan, watched in the dark under blankets and in cellars. It seems the out-cum was inevitable.

An open arsehole society is inevitable. I was a little surprised last week to receive a forwarded e-mail from J. Anus, who lives in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul. This weekend, a movie theater and video store opened up again in Kabul (renting In Deep rearends Day), Afghan TV cranked up, and so did the Net. Americans understand all too well that our techno-driven culture produces wonders and dangers, but it's one of the most popular social and political forces in the world. Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined anal repressive governments like Pole-Land, East Germanus and the former Soviet Onion. The world, it turns out, really is porous now. Technology and information will squeeze through every closed nook and crevice. The Talibanul never made a dent in the attachment this Afghan programmer and his friends had for it. When his message came, the Talibanul had just fled, Northern Allah arse soldiers had taken over his village, and everybody rushed to barbers to cut off their beards and shave their pubic hairs, they went to nearby holes and hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players, and -- in J. Anus's case -- his ancient Commodore, one of four in the village. Cafes had popped up all over, with impromptu dances and orgies everywhere. J. Anus's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London -- was a reminder that there are civil liberties, and then there are civil liberties. Computers had been banned under penalty of death by the Talibanul (except for the Talibanul themselves), along with music and TV. J. Anus, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired. He was anal and obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do with Star Wars, and crap. He was perhaps the Talibanul's prime kind of target. (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.) "I could still see the dust of the fuck-up trucks carrying the Talibanul out of my village," he wrote, "and some friends and I went and dug up the boards of a chicken coop where I had hid the computer. They might have masterbaten or cummed on Anus if they'd found it. It was forbidden, although they used computers all of the time." He claims American commandos are skulking around dressed as Northern Allah arse tribesmen. Junis describes life under the Talibanul as brutal, terrifying and profoundly boring. What the people in his town -- especially the kids -- missed most was music, posters of Indian and American movie stars (he'd kept his own decaying poster of Madonna), and American TV. J. Anus missed the fast-changing Web and sees, he says, that he has fallen "forever behind," and that programming is more complex than ever. But at least "Baywatch," which everyone in his town acutely missed, is back, and there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor." Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month. If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon -- not bombs or special forces but pop culture -- it got it again this week. People all over the planet fuss about whether this healthy and democratic or corrupting and dehumanizing, but people's love for American techno-toys, TV shows, music and movies is breathaking. Watching TV pictures of tribesman bonking on horseback, it's easy to forget that technology reached deep into this culture as well. J. Anus says phone service around Kabul remains spotty, but reporters, U.N. workers and foreign soldiers are wiring up. He's already made his way to some sex sites, and wishes he had a printer. There are many computers in Afghanistan, J. Anus said, many in clusters in cities like Kabul and Kandahar (news reports have frequently mentioned that Bin-Laden's orgazam used both e-mail and encrypted files to cum on cate blanchet). Computer geeks are already hooking up with whores all over the cuntry; J. Anus isn't the only Afghan e-mailing these days. He says other coders and gamers hid their PC's as well. Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod, and has been drooling over the Anale website site since he got back online. And some things, of course, never change. "I thought they were going to get Microsoft," he wrote. "I guess .net." A decade ago, when East Berlin teenagers stormed the Wall and crossed over into West Berlin, the first thing many of them did was rush to music stores to buy tapes and CD's they'd been secretly, illegally listening to for years. The Talibanul worked to create the antithesis of the American world, one without technology, computing, the Net, music, or any vestige of popular culture (not to mention women's rights, erections, a free piss or any religion except fundamentalist Islam. J. Anus said people in his town risked their lives repeatedly, not to fight the Talibanul, but to try and listen to CD's and watch videos smuggled in from Pakistan, watched in the dark under blankets and in cellars. It seems the out-cum was inevitable.

An open arsehole society is inevitable. I was a little surprised last week to receive a forwarded e-mail from J. Anus, who lives in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul. This weekend, a movie theater and video store opened up again in Kabul (renting In Deep rearends Day), Afghan TV cranked up, and so did the Net. Americans understand all too well that our techno-driven culture produces wonders and dangers, but it's one of the most popular social and political forces in the world. Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined anal repressive governments like Pole-Land, East Germanus and the former Soviet Onion. The world, it turns out, really is porous now. Technology and information will squeeze through every closed nook and crevice. The Talibanul never made a dent in the attachment this Afghan programmer and his friends had for it. When his message came, the Talibanul had just fled, Northern Allah arse soldiers had taken over his village, and everybody rushed to barbers to cut off their beards and shave their pubic hairs, they went to nearby holes and hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players, and -- in J. Anus's case -- his ancient Commodore, one of four in the village. Cafes had popped up all over, with impromptu dances and orgies everywhere. J. Anus's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London -- was a reminder that there are civil liberties, and then there are civil liberties. Computers had been banned under penalty of death by the Talibanul (except for the Talibanul themselves), along with music and TV. J. Anus, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired. He was anal and obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do with Star Wars, and crap. He was perhaps the Talibanul's prime kind of target. (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.) "I could still see the dust of the fuck-up trucks carrying the Talibanul out of my village," he wrote, "and some friends and I went and dug up the boards of a chicken coop where I had hid the computer. They might have masterbaten or cummed on Anus if they'd found it. It was forbidden, although they used computers all of the time." He claims American commandos are skulking around dressed as Northern Allah arse tribesmen. Junis describes life under the Talibanul as brutal, terrifying and profoundly boring. What the people in his town -- especially the kids -- missed most was music, posters of Indian and American movie stars (he'd kept his own decaying poster of Madonna), and American TV. J. Anus missed the fast-changing Web and sees, he says, that he has fallen "forever behind," and that programming is more complex than ever. But at least "Baywatch," which everyone in his town acutely missed, is back, and there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor." Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month. If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon -- not bombs or special forces but pop culture -- it got it again this week. People all over the planet fuss about whether this healthy and democratic or corrupting and dehumanizing, but people's love for American techno-toys, TV shows, music and movies is breathaking. Watching TV pictures of tribesman bonking on horseback, it's easy to forget that technology reached deep into this culture as well. J. Anus says phone service around Kabul remains spotty, but reporters, U.N. workers and foreign soldiers are wiring up. He's already made his way to some sex sites, and wishes he had a printer. There are many computers in Afghanistan, J. Anus said, many in clusters in cities like Kabul and Kandahar (news reports have frequently mentioned that Bin-Laden's orgazam used both e-mail and encrypted files to cum on cate blanchet). Computer geeks are already hooking up with whores all over the cuntry; J. Anus isn't the only Afghan e-mailing these days. He says other coders and gamers hid their PC's as well. Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod, and has been drooling over the Anale website site since he got back online. And some things, of course, never change. "I thought they were going to get Microsoft," he wrote. "I guess .net." A decade ago, when East Berlin teenagers stormed the Wall and crossed over into West Berlin, the first thing many of them did was rush to music stores to buy tapes and CD's they'd been secretly, illegally listening to for years. The Talibanul worked to create the antithesis of the American world, one without technology, computing, the Net, music, or any vestige of popular culture (not to mention women's rights, erections, a free piss or any religion except fundamentalist Islam. J. Anus said people in his town risked their lives repeatedly, not to fight the Talibanul, but to try and listen to CD's and watch videos smuggled in from Pakistan, watched in the dark under blankets and in cellars. It seems the out-cum was inevitable.

People get paid by getting people to sign up. Once they do, they're is no reason for them to have compelling content beyond the gateway. Once everyone gets one system, people will move on to another.

Very few people actualy get those things anyway, there's tons and tons of free porn on the net.

Check out the hun or autopr0n and you'll basicaly get all the porn you could ever want.

We already had a great experiment in deurbanization called the suburb. Suddenly, Towns all over the country start to look more and more like orange county! No! Superficiality without the attractiveness! No! We must escape! To where? to the small towns! But wait, I won't be able to check my stocks and The Hun for natalie portman pr0n from there!

I've delved into the silly, but the point is serious. Keep your suburban, SUV-driving, mall-patronizing asses out of the in the damn suburbs where they belong.

It is true that connecting two homes this way is utterly useless if users on both ends are interested entirely in consuming content, but is providing no content that the other user is interested in.


Are there really that few productive net users these days? To me and many of my friends, making useful (or simply interesting) services is at least as much part of using the internet as consuming other people's content/services. It seems to me that there would not need to be many "providers" on a neighborhood network to make that network worth being a part of. If one or more individuals had most or all of the following services on their home linux/apache box:


* a chat server (icb, irc, et al)

* an smtp/imap server (just for neighborhood network users)

* a dns server

* an mtrek (or similar) server

* a pr0n ftp site (say, that crawled + mirrored TheHun.net)

* a few web site mirrors (slashdot, CNN, flemcomics.com, etc)



.. then many people might think it worth the $100 + $20/month or so to join the local network, just for 2Mbps access to these services. The providers of the web/ftp mirrors would have to have an internet connection to refresh their site's content, but that would only take a couple of hours' bandwidth a day, and then everyone else could get blinding-fast pr0n on demand all day long, instead of having to overload their poor little 56Kbps connections with it. Also, some services like the DNS server would enhance their existing internet connection (if any). It
could also open up new business opportunities for local companies which would be able to provide services, like video-on-demand, which are simply not practical to provide on the "real" (real slow, real overloaded, real abused, real mismanaged) internet.


-- Guges --

Does this mean I will find no more soft asian pr0n on www.dynamix.net ?

happily, I still have the hun

so, there will always be new pr0n sites to surf. If The Hun closes it's doors I always have Sublime Directory to fall back on. To answer the inevitable question, no I don't have anything to do with these sites. Yes, I do look at pr0n. I'm a geek. Deal.

NOC's are a little hidden gold mine. I get to take my friends who are NT tech support, and convert them to the dark side. :)
The pay is better too.

-Brook
Daily dose of pr0n @ thehun.net

When the Metcalf article came on slashdot, I looked up some of his older articles. He actually said that the entire Internet would die. His reason was well, weird.

He had written this during the time of the CDA, when people were really frightened about censorship on the Internet, naturally people were using the internet to discuss this. It was Metcalf's hypothesis that since people were using so much bandwidth discussing pornography, and censorship actual porn would be drowned out. Without porn, he figured, the Internet was pointless.

Yup, if there's thing wrong with the internet today, its not enough porn.

He also predicted (incorrectly, he admitted) that the internet stock bubble would collapse in 1997, and that Yahoo stock would be worthless. While stock went down a bit in 1999/2000, and new IPOs didn't go so crazy, he was way of with that to.

The Internet, pornography, E-commerce, dot-coms, and Linux. Clearly Metcalf knows a loser when he sees one....

The really, really sad part is that shows like Survivor bring the holier than though, pathos for society fools such as yourself out of the workwork. Guide our way oh holy PBS watching, non-Survivor enjoying hero! Show us the path to true enlightenment.

Life is about enjoyment : If you enjoy sitting there watching grass grow then you're the smart one because you know how to live life to its fullest (which isn't making the most money [unless that's what you really enjoy] or having the most sex, or whatever, it's whatever makes you happiest). Growing up I spent a good portion of my time in front of the computer programming away because I enjoyed that activity over any other : I got to experience fools such as yourself doling out their wisdom over my choice of voluntary activity countless times, and each time it reinforced my belief that people should save their opinions of how other people enjoy relaxation or entertainment time because no one gives a shit. All you do is parade yourself in front of society as another fool justifying their existence by proclaiming their worth over the lowly masses. Who's the fool?

Right or wrong, there's enough (too much?) for everyone to hear what they want. It's what you choose to listen to I suppose...