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U.S. Government Crippled by Sex, Gaming Sites

BobB writes "The U.S. Department of the Interior's inspector general has released a report that says department employees are wasting their taxpayer-funded work time going to prohibited web sites. Some of these sites relate to sex, computer games, gambling and auctions. The study found that almost $2 billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences.'" From the article: "Computer-use logs revealed more than 4,732 entries relating to sexually explicit Web sites and gambling sites. Some computers accessed sex sites for 30 to 60 minutes during the test period. More than 1 million log entries were discovered indicating 7,763 Department computer users spent 2,004-plus hours accessing game and auction sites. Extrapolated over the year, that could account for 100,000 lost work hours. Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites."

283 comments

  1. Who's doing it, tho? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In a couple of prior jobs executives and managers were the ones caught with gobs of pr0n on their computers. On was actually walked out the door while we all watched, his computer had been examined by the techs and was crammed with child pr0n. Dunno if he was prosecuted, I certainly hope so.

    We have logs of our sites activities, too, which can be linked directly to users. I haven't heard of anyone getting the dusting for it, possibly because half the staff in Personnel are surfing while their boss tells me how busy they are and can't do some work which truly belongs to their department.

    Even I do a little surfing, but usually during breaks or while waiting for some task to run.

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    1. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Bravoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not Me!

      I waste my time at work reading Slashdot

      er... wait a minute....

    2. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never understood that. Even accepting that he's going to goof off on his computer, and that he wants to goof off that way, what would compel him to do it there? Can he really not wait till he gets home for that kind of thing? And to answer the obvious objection -- yes, employees typically goof off, but not at sites that could get them prosecuted. Can't he distract himself at /. or something until quittin' time?

    3. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      But won't somebody think of the stock investors?

    4. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if there was an exhibitionist/thrill-seeking side to it.

    5. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you kidding? Use his home computer for that sort of activity? That would just be stupid!

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    6. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, that kind of reminds me of an Archie Bunker routine. Someone told him about how many homicides involve guns*, and he replied with "Would it make ya feel any better, if they was pushed outta windows?"

      So to this story, you could almost reply, "Would it make ya feel any betta, if they was just surfin Slashdot?"

      *Please, please, don't make a pro/anti-gun flamewar branch off of this, I beg you.

    7. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can he really not wait till he gets home for that kind of thing?

      If it's illegal then he's hardly any safer at home than at work (either way, he risks going to jail).

      If it's not illegal then it depends on his boss and his wife. If both of them object to what he's doing then he'd probably rather risk his job than his marriage (particularly if there are kids involved in the marriage).

      Whether his boss or his wife should object in the first place is another question entirely.

    8. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can he really not wait till he gets home for that kind of thing>


      No. He has insufficient bandwidth. When broadband is widely and cheaply available, then corporate workers will have less reason to look at banned broads while at work.

      Blame the Baby Bells.
    9. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1, Funny
      Please, please ... make a pro/anti-gun flamewar branch off of this, I beg you.


      (ehem)

      "I think guns are the best thing in the whole world, 'cause I hate them and they're awful. Because of that, you suck."

      Rebuttals welcome.
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    10. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I waste my time at work reading Slashdot

      Some weeks it must be close to 40 hours for me - pity I'm here for more than 80. Waiting for people to go home before I can work on the systems they use is annoying.

    11. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Smartfilter has blocked the following site: Google.com
      Category: pornography

      Umm, I hate to break it to you, but those damn filters aren't all that accurate, either.

    12. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      ackthpt's Latest of 8060 Comments: "Even I do a little surfing"

    13. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      *Please, please, don't make a pro/anti-gun flamewar branch off of this, I beg you.
      Counting down 10...9...8...
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    14. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't even do that entirely. At my last government-related job (contractor) which I left last month, anything under games.slashdot.org was blocked because it fell under the category of "games".

    15. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Thansal · · Score: 1

      1) Go to google image search.
      2) Turn off "Safe Search".
      3) ?????
      4) Look at pr0n.

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    16. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      That's the images.google.com subdomain.

    17. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I suspect a goodly number don't have home computers or good internet connections.

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    18. Re:Who's doing it, tho? by El+Torico · · Score: 1
      At my last government-related job (contractor) which I left last month, anything under games.slashdot.org was blocked because it fell under the category of "games".

      Make friends in IA (Information Assurance), or better yet, work in IA, and you won't have to put up with a lot of their BS.

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  2. Hmmm by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites."
    I just have one question: are they taking applications?

    1. Re:Hmmm by Dare+nMc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      2000 hours /week spread over 7800 employees.
      so 30 minutes a week???? sounds like someone is wasting time, the ones who composed this report.

    2. Re:Hmmm by kfg · · Score: 1

      Might as well go for it. They're pushing those because I already snagged the doing nothing but surfing sex job.

      Cue Jan & Dean.

      KFG

    3. Re:Hmmm by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Hey, extrapolated over a year, that's like 12 hours! Really, where can I find employees who spend so little time on the web? (like I'm setting a good example right now...)

    4. Re:Hmmm by tobiasly · · Score: 5, Funny
      Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites."
      I just have one question: are they taking applications?

      I dunno, but if there are that many government employees going to auction sites, I'm gonna go try to sell my hammer on eBay for $600...

    5. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, it's even less time than that (unless an hour suddenly became 100 minutes). 2000 hours divided among 7800 employees yields ~.25 hours per employee per week. So, each employee averages about 15 minutes slacking per week, or 3 minutes per day. They must slack in other ways because that's incredibly low.

    6. Re:Hmmm by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Looking at the crap that gets sold on eBay, I think someone else already figured this out.

    7. Re:Hmmm by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      Right. That is unbelievably low.

      Sorry for the post that adds absolutely nothing to the discussion. Please mod me to hell for it, I can afford the karma anyway - but it is a good lesson in doing statistics properly. I mean, the number of people surfing the web at this moment, across the whole planet, I mean, the global economy must be losing BILLIONS, right?!?!?!

    8. Re:Hmmm by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Just you wait until RIAA beancounters notice a report on how much time their techs spend trolling for unauthorized mp3 songs.

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    9. Re:Hmmm by sYn+pHrEAk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that if the equivalent of 50 employees doing nothing for a year is worth $2 billion, those 50 employees are worth an average $40 million a year.

    10. Re:Hmmm by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Even 30 minutes / day wouldn't be a big deal to me. Well, perhaps porn sites isn't the most suitable for corporate browsing, but non-work related stuff anyway. You easily get to these durations if you have a quick lunch break and when you get back check on some unrelated web sites. It would still be during lunch hours. (well, at least in my country, 1 hour lunch breaks are the standard)

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    11. Re:Hmmm by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      No way. They would never buy a $600 hammer today. You would need to adjust for inflation first--since the '80s--so they won't buy your hammer until it cost WAAAYYYYY MORE!

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    12. Re:Hmmm by senatorpjt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds more like they should take out the bathrooms. They're basically paying 50 full time employees to do nothing but sit on a toilet and squeeze out turds all day.

    13. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it possible to have George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, and Cheney do nothing but websurf all day? We'd probably all be much better off!

      On a more realistic note, I'd bet most people, gov't employees or business employees, have clicked on links in their emails and gone to prohibited sites. As to 50 full time employees, that's out of a department of how many?

      An interesting sidenote learned from their website, "...Mark A. Limbaugh is the Assistant Secretary for Water and Science for the U.S. Department of the Interior...He is a native of Fruitland, Idaho..." FRUITLAND?

    14. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites."


      I just have one question: are they taking applications?

      Wait, wait -- is this some kind of IQ test? Who ever heard of a government FTE? It's an oxymoron.

      Wait, no, it's a contradiction.

    15. Re:Hmmm by starlageek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, they *are* government employees. They probably spend more time staring at the wall, scratching their rear ends than surfing the internet. Or sleeping at their desks.

      I worked at an air force base and was ragged on constantly for 'surfing the internet' when I was supposed to be working (never mind that 99% of my surfing was legit). Apparently, taking smoke breaks every hour, staring at the wall, and wandering around the office for hours on end, annoying people was A-OK as long as you weren't SURFING THE INTERNETS!!! Trust me when I say these guys are wasting more time doing other things than surfing the net.

      3-slashdot@sapm.org (don't mind me, just trapping spam...)

    16. Re:Hmmm by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I'm gonna go try to sell my hammer on eBay for $600...

      Maxwell? Is that you?

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    17. Re:Hmmm by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      How much for a toilet seat?

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    18. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh. I was going to say, "how do their logs know how long someone spent looking at a web page?"

      Now I'm thinking, their logs have no idea. Maybe they only tracked loading times?

    19. Re:Hmmm by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      However, it only logs people visiting gambling and porn sites, which I imagine would be quite a low number of people. I'm sure there's lots of other people wasting far more time browsing sites that aren't in this category. However I do find it kind of disturbing that people are looking at porn at work.

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    20. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is less time than wasted waiting for an NMCI printer to print.

  3. What do the /. logs says? by joeflies · · Score: 1

    How many .gov hits are hitting /. every day?

    1. Re:What do the /. logs says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      At least one. I work at a DOI agency and I'm here posting on Slashdot right now. O_O

    2. Re:What do the /. logs says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too.

    3. Re:What do the /. logs says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me three, but USDA... and on a college campus network (so no .gov)

    4. Re:What do the /. logs says? by Shipwack · · Score: 1

      I used to be one, but retired last Friday.

      What I can't understand is what the hell the IT departments (of the places in the article)were doing? Ours was pretty good and laid back, but they took the trouble to block the porn sites, and if you tried accessing them you'd get a nastygram in your email. The occaisional mistaken or experimental attempt was ok, since they understood sometimes clicking a link could unintentionally lead you to the dark internet underbelly... But someone that habitually tried to get onto block domains would have gotten into a bit more official trouble.

      Other than not accessing porn, email, or hate sites, they didn't care. As long as we were getting our work done in our shop, what we did online was irrelevant.

      I'm going to miss that place.

    5. Re:What do the /. logs says? by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 1

      Does .mil count? If so, here's another!

  4. 50 full time employees by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm one of those 50.

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    1. Re:50 full time employees by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      I'm certain that if /. did a poll, we would see a very high number of the 9-5 poster work for the govt.

    2. Re:50 full time employees by bteeter · · Score: 1

      Yes, I bet your right.

      If doing a little surfing at work makes workers more productive then I'm all for it. Taking a short 2-3 minute break every hour or so helps me keep focused. So I can certainly see the benefit to it.

      Think about smokers at work. They take 5-10 minute smoke breaks every hour or two. Some of the most productive people I work with are smokers. They get their nicotine, have time to step away from their work, think a bit and come back clear headed. Not that I'm for smoking, but the short break does them wonders.

      Bottom line for me is, if a little recreational surfing at work will ultimately mean more productivity, hell let them do it. We NEED as much productivity from the government as we can get.

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    3. Re:50 full time employees by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I'm one of those 50.
      Are we not all, in a very real sense, one of those 50?
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  5. But out of how many? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's great and all that we hear there are 50 full-time employees worth of waste, but out of how many employees total? I'll bet you can find as much waste in even some large, successful companies.

    1. Re:But out of how many? by ZippyKitty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, say for example I load /. while I'm waiting for a task to complete, read a bit during the next task, etc... through out the day - would that be 8+ hours of wasted time, since my computer shows me displaying /. during that time?

      Just wondering

      ZK

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    2. Re:But out of how many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but I can choose not to do buisness with those companies if I feel the waste effects me... I don't have that privledge with the U.S. government.

  6. Now we know why gov't sucks by hurfy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Too much time on sex and gambling instead of reading slashdot

    err...wait a sec

    1. Re:Now we know why gov't sucks by Noxx · · Score: 1

      Quick! Push a bill through Congress outlawing online gambling sites! Can we force all the adult sites to use a .xxx domain while we're at it?

      Won't somebody please think of the children?!?!

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  7. Perspective by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The study found that almost $2 Billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences'"

    How fast does $2 Billion get used in Iraq? I'm all for efficiency, but lets have it across the board.

    1. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Perspective by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      How fast does $2 Billion get used in Iraq? I'm all for efficiency, but lets have it across the board

      1 week

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    3. Re:Perspective by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      The U.S. Military is extraordinarily good at what militaries are designed to do - blow shit up, kill enemy soldiers, and prevent military attacks on the U.S.

      In short: It's the Michael Jordan of armed combat, and is compensated accordingly.

    4. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In short: [The U.S. Military is] the Michael Jordan of armed combat, and is compensated accordingly.

      So having the U.S. military in Iraq is like having Michael Jordon as a sysadmin?

    5. Re:Perspective by Shipwack · · Score: 1

      Thundersnatch says:
      In short: It's the Michael Jordan of armed combat, and is compensated accordingly.

      What have you been smoking? Our soldiers are no where near to being compensated accordingly...

      The average army private makes $25,000 a year. Throw in the combat pay of $225/month and you get $27,700. That is not nearly enough to compensate for being sent overseas, away from your loved ones, to live in a desert, and have to worry about every bag of trash you drive by.

    6. Re:Perspective by EugeneK · · Score: 0

      So having the U.S. military in Iraq is like having Michael Jordon as a sysadmin?

      Well put. In other words wasting an enormous amount of time and money on something that was doomed to fail from the beginning.

    7. Re:Perspective by megaditto · · Score: 1

      It didn't HAVE to fail, it was MADE to fail.

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    8. Re:Perspective by EugeneK · · Score: 0

      ah ok, thanks for clearing that up. Next time we'll get it right for SURE!

    9. Re:Perspective by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      I said "it" as in the whole... the U.S. military budget is several times that of any other military on Earth. I agree individual soldiers aren't well-compensated. Few important jobs in the public sector are: police, firemen, teachers, and soldiers are all underpaid for the value they offer society.

  8. It's all legitimate, I tell ya! by csoto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those bondage sites were just research for the CIA's "rendition" program.

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    1. Re:It's all legitimate, I tell ya! by pNutz · · Score: 1

      "Or they were watersports sites, mistaken for waterboarding sites! HA HA HA!!", but no one was laughing. The orc blinked and then smashed in his skull in with the log, splattering his ill-humored brains all over his companions.

      "Now that was funny," said Jimbo, licking his lips.

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  9. Not me... by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank God I'm not wasting all of my time surfing web sites.
    (reload)(reload)(reload)(reload)Yay, new article!

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    1. Re:Not me... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Thank God I'm not wasting all of my time surfing web sites.
      (reload)(reload)(reload)(reload)Yay, new article!

      (reads headline) Oh... interesting... apparently C++ has died... again...
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  10. If it were in my company... by CompMD · · Score: 1

    ...every one of the employees would be fired. However, in the US government these days, not doing anything seems to be the norm.

    1. Re:If it were in my company... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Depends on if they were getting their job done or not. If they were on time or ahead of time with everything, and still had free time, it's up to *me* to task them with more work. If I don't, they can fuck off all they want. That's *my* fault for not doing my job.

      Of course, if they were late as hell, did below average work, and still spent an hour each day perusing eBay, they're going to be out on their ass real fucking quick.

  11. in further news by dingDaShan · · Score: 3, Funny

    All productivity in the software industry ground to a halt as geeks flocked to shlashdot to check out the story about the decrease in productivity.

    1. Re:in further news by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      No, they were looking for the link to the sex gaming website.

  12. I would want more information. by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For example, what did they consider "working hours". There is a HUGE difference between doing things during 9am-12pm and from 1PM-5PM as opposed to things being done during 12-1PM or from 5PM-10PM.

    I know LOTS of people that use their lunch hour to surf the net or stay late and play video games after 5PM. I don't consider that unethical.

    Similarly, I don't think it is wrong to spend 15 minutes checking out an ebay auction or reading your personal email, while some addict goes outside and smokes a ciggarette/takes a coffee break.

    Without more information, this looks like a rabble rousing report instead of something usefull.

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    1. Re:I would want more information. by tool462 · · Score: 1

      I agree. And I get suspicious any time numbers are quoted in absolute terms. They claim that 100,000 man-hours of labor were lost due to internet surfing (a specious claim as it is), but out of how many total man-hours that entire year? I bet every gov't employee spending 20-30 min a day surfing onling adds up pretty fast.

    2. Re:I would want more information. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't consider that unethical.

      Yeah, but... porn at work??? Unethical or not, that's just nasty...

    3. Re:I would want more information. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or what about employees who waste time during the day but dont clock it as working time? Does anyone actually work show up right at 9 and leave at 5 anymore?

    4. Re:I would want more information. by evil_Tak · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder what kinds of things get flagged as sex-related. How many of the items are goatse?

    5. Re:I would want more information. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Likewise, Try this experiment:

      Get 2 identical computers. On computer number 1, open an e-bay web page.
      On computer number 2, open the same e-bay web page, and then open microsoft word.

      Now, to the web monitoring system, it looks like both computers are "USING" the auction page, but a human could be composing memos in microsoft word on computer number 2.

      How do they know how long someone sat and read a web page? The only way to do that is to have another human standing over your shoulder watching, and I'm pretty sure that would taint the results of this study....

    6. Re:I would want more information. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nasty? That's my favorite kind!

      Oh look, the boss has called the young blond secretary into his office... and she's sitting on his desk....

    7. Re:I would want more information. by russellh · · Score: 1

      right - that's like how 40% of sick days are taken on friday and monday.

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    8. Re:I would want more information. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      To those of you that did not get it, 40% of the work week is friday or monday.

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  13. Just ask the private sector how to fix this. by gasmonso · · Score: 1

    Well instead of monitoring this issue, why don't they get some proxy servers and firewalls running to stop them. Corporations have been doing this since the series of tubes was invented.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Just ask the private sector how to fix this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my company where I'm the network admin, sites like these are blocked and monitored on a constant basis. If a non-work-related site is visited too often, it will be blocked. It's extremely easy, I have no idea why the US Government doesn't do it. Hell, hire me and I'll make all that lost productivity go away.

    2. Re:Just ask the private sector how to fix this. by Chmcginn · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's extremely easy, I have no idea why the US Government doesn't do it.

      The problem is, the "US Government" is dozens of departments, with hundreds of different divisions inside of some of those departments... and that's not counting the military.

      A lot of parts of the federal government do exactly what you describe... but it's not a consistent thing throughout, nor should it be, really.

      For instance, in one of the (U.S. Navy) office buildings I've done work in, where they have normal (for the military) 0700-1600 work hours, they have firewalls with site blockers, and the like. But go to another base a few miles away, and you'll be able to surf pretty much whatever you want. It's still against policy to look at porn or gamble, but there's nothing actually stopping you from doing so. And that's within the same organization...

      But to address another issue... what exactly are these people doing? If these are workers in an office, and they're spending an hour a day, during the normal workday, looking at Ebay, they should be reprimanded. But if this is a park ranger, or an emergency worker, just sitting by his desk, with nothing to do until a call comes in... then what productivity are you really affecting?

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    3. Re:Just ask the private sector how to fix this. by scovetta · · Score: 1

      Hell, hire me and I'll make all that lost productivity go away.

      And you'd only charge them $1.9 billion for it! They could say that they're saving $100 million!!

      I'd probably undercut you for maybe $1.7 billion, though.

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    4. Re:Just ask the private sector how to fix this. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Hell, hire me and I'll make all that lost productivity go away.

      Some hope!

      You obviously don't have to deal with higly technical staff. Where I work any attempt to stop us browsing what we please would be doomed to failure. We are a development house so its a pretty safe bet any one of the staff here could bypass any filter you care to apply.

      Not that we could spend all day browsing what we please as it is an open plan office so everyone can see everyone elses PC screen without too much effort.

      Any attempt to restrict what you staff do with their work PC's by force is only effective against non-techies. Any member of techy staff worth his or here salt should be able to bypass any sort of filtering. Personally I would connect to my home network via VPN and then go back out from there.

      Any attempt to block access to my home PC from here would cause problems when I want to connect to the office from home.

      A much better idea is to encourage your staff to work their asses of with profit sharing schemes and such.

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  14. Seriously. by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    You want me to take a usage study conducted by the same government that made a guy who thinks the internet is a bunch of tubes in charge of regulating it seriously?

    I bet this report doesn't take into account people having multiple browsers or tabs open at the same time. Hell, if you looked at my logs it would look like all I did was surf slashdot all day. I can work and keep a tab for breaks open at the same time.

  15. Am I the only one? by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else do a double take after reading the first half of this title? US Gov. crippled by sex had me going "Meh, not all that...WHAT!?" Here's a question though, how many full time workers would have to be checking on those 50 workers internetting to equal the amount of man-hours they spent checking this? Face facts, if you give people a PC with an internet connection, they're gonna go where they want if they have some free time.

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  16. The water cooler by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

    sure is jealous of the computer.

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  17. FIREWALL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG you guys. like why are there not like filters for the government employees? i mean my school does it. jeez they should be suspended! j/k

  18. i hope there is no "blame the internet" bs by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i'm certain that before the www there was just as much time wasting going on on just as many useless pursuits (cards, crossword puzzles, etc). if you have a job to do, and it doesn't get done, someone notices. but if you have downtime, which frequently happens in any large bureacracy, you waste your time with pointless pursuits. true in 1806, true in 2006

    it's just that logfiles make it easy to actually quantify this lost productivity for the first time. but in fact, one could make the case that the internet allows users to waste their time more... um... efficiently (snicker)

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    1. Re:i hope there is no "blame the internet" bs by Psiren · · Score: 1
      one could make the case that the internet allows users to waste their time more... um... efficiently (snicker)


      While I didn't miss the humour there, I think there is more than a grain of truth to that statement. At least if they are surfing websites they are at their desk. If the phone rings, or someone walks over to discuss something they can stop what they're doing and get straight back to work. If they've sneaked off somewhere to read a magazine/have a smoke/whatever, they're not immediately available.

      Ultimately, as many people have pointed out, people need downtime. I don't think browsing porn (at work!) is a good thing, but I have no problem with someone checking their email or doing a quick bit of online shopping. As with everything, moderation is the key.
    2. Re:i hope there is no "blame the internet" bs by BigDiz · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. To say that productivity is suffering by people surfing the internet makes the assumption that they would be doing something productive otherwise. My guess is that they'd be talking to coworkers, getting a coffee, twiddling their thumbs, etc. Now surfing for porn is a different story. Without the internet I doubt people would be sitting at their desk thumbing through Busty Barnyard Girls magazine.

  19. Ironic? by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 1

    This article should go into the dictionary as the definition of the word ironic.

  20. From the OIG's letter by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
    which spawned the article, included in the list of prohibited items:
    Fundraising for external organizations or purposes (except as required as part of your official duties under applicable statutory authority and bureau policy)
    Can anyone please identify when a government agency should have employees using government equipment on government time to fundraise for external organizations? I can't think of any examples where it should be legally sanctioned and/or permissible by bureau policy.
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    1. Re:From the OIG's letter by bobschneider8 · · Score: 1

      I've never worked for the gubbment, but in the corporate world I was once put in charge of my department's United Fund campaign for the year. I did this on company time using my company computer. I'd assume that the Feds do it the same way.

    2. Re:From the OIG's letter by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 1

      I think there are some exceptions for federal workers doing stuff for the CFC (Combined Federal Campaign), which is kind of a mass fundraiser targetting all government employees. It's an attempt to minimize the number of different distractions and confine it to a single period. Also, I used to work for a non-profit that soley benefitted military personnel. They weren't allowed to do fundraising among the military, but the military conducted a fundraiser on their behalf every year.

  21. Read a book when you're not busy! by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    Taxpayers will be a lot happier.

    Of course, if these workers have all that time left to surf the web, maybe they're redundant. Then again, if you take that route and start laying off, then you wind up with not enough trained workers during crunch time.

    Yup. The practical solution is the middle ground: establish a website whitelist including only essential sites to look at, and give 'em books to read. In fact, what I did as a manager was reach a compromise by adding gutenberg.org and slashdot to the whitelist; but slashdot is a probationary option (if it's abused, it'll go away).

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    1. Re:Read a book when you're not busy! by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

      The whitelist approach was my recommendation when I was consulted by my local government. I said that it would be unpopular, but I made mention of two fantastic benefits... an increase in potential productivity (there are still lots of opportunities to goof off) by taking away a costly (bandwidth/network) distraction; also, maintaining network security becomes far easier as dodgy sites can't be clicked on "by accident".

      In my submission I also made the recommendation that slashdot be whitelisted... :)

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  22. ruining it for others by berlamont · · Score: 1

    I work at a big bank and management here has made no bones about firing people because of internet usage. It's because of people like this that they act draconian about it and don't even allow us to check the weather. Thank god for being able to get around the network with good ole dial-up.

  23. 95% of all statistics are useless by tehtest · · Score: 1

    these numbers are horrifically bloated. Say one person is shown a funny video on lets say a site which also shows some boobies (That site is deemed sexual). He shows a bunch of his cube-mates, they laugh a bit, than go back to work. Say half of these people leave the window burried for 30, 60, 90, 120, min while going to lunch, doing actual work, meetings etc. Odds are they view that as 30,60,90,120 min of surfing p0rn on some XXX site because the banners spam refresh.

    1. Re:95% of all statistics are useless by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Or a bunch of federal workers really are surfing a lot of porn at work. Is that so shocking? Is it so completely unbelieveable that there are people in the world that will take advantage of resources for their own use, especially when they are in a sinecure job?

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  24. If you can't be fired... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why work real hard?

  25. Those are some high paid 50 people! by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The study found that almost $2 Billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences'.... Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites.

    I didn't RTFA, but this would imply that those 50 full time employees have a bill + production rate of $40,000,000/year. Or roughly $20,000 dollars an hour. Unless the 50 employees they are talking about are lobbyist, I just don't see this as accurate.

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    1. Re:Those are some high paid 50 people! by Servo · · Score: 1

      That's gotta be a typo. $2 million would equal 50 people at a reasonable average salary of $40k/year.

      Otherwise, I'd like to speak to someone about my tax dollars.

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    2. Re:Those are some high paid 50 people! by motsognir · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article is wrong. At the end it provides a link to the actual report from the DOI, which states "$2,027,887.68 per year". So 2 million, not 2 billion, which jives a lot better with the 50 employee number.

    3. Re:Those are some high paid 50 people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only 50 FTE? I say we count our blessings it's not even more, pat them on their back, and continue on our way.

    4. Re:Those are some high paid 50 people! by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Or roughly $20,000 dollars an hour. Unless the 50 employees they are talking about are lobbyist, I just don't see this as accurate.

      Obviously you have never been lobbyed(or being lobbying), $20,000$ will never cover your 'expences' on changing your view, so there is few zeros missing on the correct numbers. There are 100 people in senate, you need more then 2billion to talk to them.

      Oh, my mistake, this study was done on govermental people doing something.

  26. These "studies" all have the same flaw by OldGuySythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These studies all operate on the "presumption" that if they didn't "surf the web", they would be more productive. If they didn't have the Web, they would find some other way to occupy their time, and it most probably would not be work related.

    1. Re:These "studies" all have the same flaw by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      These studies all operate on the "presumption" that if they didn't "surf the web", they would be more productive. If they didn't have the Web, they would find some other way to occupy their time, and it most probably would not be work related.

      There are times in work that you have to wait for something to happen. For example, I have to boot servers sometimes, and it will take sometime(5-10 min.) to do so. While waiting something to happen, I tend to "Surf the Net", or have a smoke. Unfortunatelly, it usually takes more than the mandatory wait time. Usually this is done in night time, so there is no harm done, but doing something that requires a wait period and you extend it due your surfing, usually means that there several othrer people waiting for your confirmation about things going like planned. If I wait for ping replyes on other terminal session and read /. on other while waiting something to happen and then not to get back to immediately work when there is a 'good' ping received, I have 'lost' some work time. Not to mention other people waiting for my responce.

      So yes, some time of net surfing cannot be included in productive hours, but it usually is. Time you spend surfing on the net and others are waiting for your respoce, is not just your time lost, but also the time others have been waiting for nothing. They might also spend that time surfing, but it is still time spend just for waiting.

  27. This is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they were bored, who knows what kind of crap they'd pull on taxpayers.

  28. Productivity? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > "The study found that almost $2 Billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences'"
    >
    > How fast does $2 Billion get used in Iraq? I'm all for efficiency, but lets have it across the board.

    A better question: What economic output are these DOI employees (and for that matter, our mercenaries working for private contractors at 5-10 times the expense of an enlisted serviceman/woman) supposed to be creating that's worth $2B per year? In order to speak meaningfully of productivity, one first must be in the business of producing stuff.

    This is government work. Nothing's being produced, only consumed.

    1. Re:Productivity? by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1
      Probably a fair bit, as far as Iraq is concerned. Plenty of US Corporations scored very lucrative rebuilding contracts thanks to the invasion. Not to mention the knock-on effect for the US public and industry of forcibly minimising oil price rises.

      As for the DOI, a very brief search of their website shows the following statistics:

      DOI raises more than $6.3 billion in revenues collected from energy, mineral, grazing, timber, recreation, land sales, etc.

      Energy projects on federally managed lands and offshore areas supply about 30 percent of the nation's energy production.

      Produce more than 55,000 different maps.

      Manages about 8,506 active oil and gas leases on 45 million acres.

      Deliver irrigation water to one of every five western farmers and provide water for 31 million people.


      Sounds like they produce quite a few things, actually. Perhaps you meant to question their efficiency...
    2. Re:Productivity? by tyme · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Tackhead wrote:
      This is government work. Nothing's being produced, only consumed.


      Not all government work is non-productive. Most government agencies have some hand in assisting citizens and businesses in their productive endeavors, either by providing regulatory and legal infrastructure (the Dept. of Agriculture and the FDA inspect for food safety, the NIST provides consistant weights and measures for use in all sorts of commercial transactions, the judiciary provides the means of enforcing contracts, etc.) or by producing actual goods and services (the Library of Congress publishes books on tape and in braile for the deaf and the blind, the Army Corps of Engineers builds all sorts of public works and many agencies perform a fair amount of basic research that, eventually, winds up in the public sector via technology transfer).

      I know that the Libertarian party-line, so popular on slashdot and with technologists in general, is that government is nothing but a leech on the ass of an otherwise productive capitalist society and should be restricted to funding a militia, but the facts simply don't bear this out. Any large organization will have an alarming amount of bureaucratic waste, and most governments may have a little more than most private sector entities, but governemnts can, and in some cases do, do more than generate paper and hot air.
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    3. Re:Productivity? by DM9290 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "In order to speak meaningfully of productivity, one first must be in the business of producing stuff.
      This is government work. Nothing's being produced, only consumed."

      this statement shows a lack of understanding of economics. A person may have no other job than to facilitate the division of labour. Someone who answers phones produces nothing, but may in fact be far more valuable to productivity than any other single laberour in the production line.

      If no person was specifically assigned to answer the phone, then a production line of 100 workers would need to shut down completely each time the phone rings.

      So if the production line (employing 100 labourers) needed to stop for 3 hours each day due to the necessity of answering phone calls then hiring a single person to answer the phone in effect gains you an entire 300 hours of productivity. and a single secretary to answer phones may in fact this way create 300 hours of PRODUCTION. Not only this but s/he would answer the phone more efficiently and probably be more skilled at communicating on it since this is all s/he does. And yet.. at the end of the day... the secretary did not personally directly "produce" anything at all (by your mode of calculation).

      The government is in the business of making sure that you can trust other people to honour their contracts with you and not stab you in the back on your way out the door; in protecting your property when you aren't looking, and in making sure the products you buy are relatively safe for you to use, and actually do what you were promised they would do. And to provide certain other services to make the cost of you raising a productive family cheaper than it otherwise would be.

      The effort of you trying to defend yourself, provide your own security and enforce your own contracts would far exceed what you pay the government to provide this service. So the government is to that extent : MAKING YOU MORE PRODUCTIVE.

      A bank would not loan you money at some fairly low interest rate except that the government is going to step in and FORCE you to pay back your loan. Thus the government makes the cost of you borrowing money cheaper. I could go on with dozens of additional examples. A good government SAVES YOU MONEY.

      This is exactly the same as if it was the government which was being productive in the first place, since the end result is the same :greater productivity.

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    4. Re:Productivity? by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Nothing's being produced, only consumed.

      Except of course stable social institutions that allow business to flourish. I'd like to see the private sector maintain itself without the rule of law and a police force to enforce the law. Not only that but a monetary institution that allows fair commerce. If anything it is private industry that benefits the most from government.

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    5. Re:Productivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other problem is that these studies assume that "productivity" is actually being lost. If these people did not have the Internet, would they do any more work, or would they simply waste their time at the water cooler, staring out the window, talking on the phone, or just basically zoning out? What of people who are waiting for a process to finish before they can really do anything else? I don't know about you, but I'd rather browse a site or two while flipping back and forth to work stuff while uploading/downloading/compiling/etc.

    6. Re:Productivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh hu,

      Thats totaly why during the spanish revolution, when the CNT took over (an anarchist, anti-goverment orginizitation), efficency and standard of living increased?? yes that is correct during a civil war standard of living increased.

      then again masses are stupid and we need smart people, like bush, to lead us!!!

    7. Re:Productivity? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Comrad, it was simply because they removed the parasitic capitalistic oppressors from the back of the proletariate and redistributed wealth in a more egalitarian manner.

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    8. Re:Productivity? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Not all government work is non-productive. . . .

      Any large organization will have an alarming amount of bureaucratic waste, and most governments may have a little more than most private sector entities, but governments can, and in some cases do, do more than generate paper and hot air.

      No one's arguing that the government can't get anything done at all -- most libertarians would be quite glad if that were the case, since it would mean they couldn't collect taxes, enforce regulations, etc. No, the reason one can't call what governments do productive is that they can only support themselves (or at least choose to support themselves) by force, through taxation. When a government spends money the products and/or services the government chooses to fund are ends in and of themselves (i.e. consumption), not a part of a productive process ending in voluntary purchase by consumers.

      To borrow from an analogy used by the parent's sibling: a position answering the phone (to avoid work-stoppage on an assembly line) can certainly be productive, but answering the phone just because you want to is consumption, particularly it prevents the managers from employing someone else more cheaply (taxation), or with fewer unwanted side-effects (regulation), or when the phone didn't need answering in the first place (politics & beaurocracy).

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    9. Re:Productivity? by Flwyd · · Score: 1

      The Department of the Interior is in charge of, among other things, leasing land for mining (gambling), national recreation areas (sex), leasing land for grazing (auctions), and parts of the Oregon Trail (computer games).

      DOI has a lot of wealth and uses it to aid in the production of cheap food, minerals, and fun.

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  29. Not a shocker by Cisko+Kid · · Score: 0

    I do sometimes surf at work. I only do it when I am waiting for something or on my break. I used to work for a company where I would surf all the time because I was on the night shift and it was quiet and I did not have much else to do. I know that one of the managers there just surfed porn all day and that was pretty much it. If the government wanted to keep the emplayees from surfing porn or other such sites they can use a proxy to restrict where the users go.

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  30. Same old, same old... by thewils · · Score: 1, Funny

    As per the old jokes:

    Q. How many people work for the government?
    A. About half of them. ..and..

    Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 gov't workers in the same room?
    A. 100 people who don't do dick.

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  31. Well, I'll be by hkgroove · · Score: 1

    This explains the recent bill to ban online gambling.

  32. Kinda meaningless by aiken_d · · Score: 1

    Since they apparently didn't correlate it to breaks and lunches and stuff.

    I wonder how many full-time-employee-equivalents it would take to cover all of the time that DOI employees spend eating, in the restroom, etc? And are those crises too?

    -b

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    1. Re:Kinda meaningless by evil_Tak · · Score: 1

      OMG! There are like 200 full-time employees doing nothing but taking breaks and going to lunch!

  33. Mod parent up! by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Total all the "hours" spent surfing junk sites ... for 100,000 employees ... and even at 6 minutes a day you'd have 600,000 minutes = 10,000 hours = 416 hours = 52 employees working 8 hour shifts.

    Now, for 50,000 employees, they'd have to spend 12 minutes out of an 8 hour day to get those numbers.

    25,000 employees would require 24 minutes out of an 8 hour day.

    And so forth. These "statistics" are meaningless without knowing how many TOTAL employees there are and what the mean and median are. Are there 10,000 employees and 5 of them spend 10 hours a day surfing junk while everyone thinks they're working? And the rest of the "hours" are people surfing junk sites during lunch?

    1. Re:Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several million federal workers.

      The potential problem is that only a subset of all federal workers was monitored. They know it's a problem, but they really don't know how big it is.

  34. Simple solution... by chill · · Score: 1

    Send all Internet connections thru proxies. Hire a couple of admins who have the job -- and nothing else -- of reviewing logs and applying content filters. Just flat out block porn, auction sites, non-official e-mail/webmail, stock/investment, gambling and sports sites. Start working down from there.

    Post a policy, make everyone attend an "awareness" class, make them sign off on it. Make sure they all understand they are being watched and this sort of thing won't be tolerated.

    Have the policy contain some teeth. Warn people on the first instance, reprimand on the following, suspend on #3 and FIRE THEM on #4. Make the termination public -- tell the rest of the staff why that person is no longer with you.

    Apply it fairly, up and down the chain, from the Department Head all the way down to the janitors.

    I'd also suggest taking inventory of what software people NEED to use for their daily jobs and then locking the system down so they can't install other software. Terminal services (Citrix, LTSP, whatever) is an excellent choice for non-power users.

    Will it be 100% effective? No, of course not. But it will make a major dent in the problem. I've guided several financial institutions thru this exact process and it works.

    Hospitals and health care institutions are a different animal. Nothing is more entertaining than watching some poor net admin try and tell a Doctor (aka GOD) that he can't do that. Heh. Subtler means are necessary...

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    1. Re:Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and FIRE THEM on #4. Make the termination public -- tell the rest of the staff why that person is no longer with you.
      Get real. This is the government we're talking about. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a government employee fired?
    2. Re:Simple solution... by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know you personally so I can't say I hate you, but if I ever figure out who you set these policies up with, I would never work for them. I can understand blocking things like porn sites if for no other reason than to save yourself from sexual harrasment suits and maybe the gambling sites to avoid embezzlement temptations. But why in the world would you block non-official email, financial sites and sports sites?

      It's not wrong to expect your employees to work. So you set up a policy that says they have certain duties to perform and if they don't perform those duties then they are liable to be fired for failure to do their job. Then if they do their job, what are you worried that they happened to spend a few minutes seeing how their buddy is, seeing how their stocks are, and seeing how their team did? They did their duty. And if they don't do their duty, it doesn't matter one iota if they didn't because they wasted time one the web, at the water cooler, or because they are incompetent.

      I hate it when people have the "One bad apple ruins it for the whole class" mentality. Punish/discipline the people who do wrong, reward those who go above and beyond, and let everyone else do their thing.

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    3. Re:Simple solution... by chill · · Score: 1

      They were all heavily regulated industries, like banks and investment institutions.

      Many had viruses that were found to have originated from web-based e-mail, causing major headaches and lots of downtime. I had this happen once at a hospital and that was all she wrote for web-based e-mail.

      Many viruses contain their own SMTP engine, so the easy way to detect and neutralize them is to have your firewall block port 25 communications to/from any system EXCEPT your authorized mail servers. Your monitoring agent should light up like a Christmas tree when you do this and get infected.

      Some of the managers were seriosuly anal. I had one guy tell me "I pay them for 40 hours worth of work, I don't want to see ONE MINUTE of web browsing or personal e-mail." This company later offered me a permanent position. I politely declined.

      Others allowed time-based holes, such as lunch hour and after hours for general browsing.

      Many took the sane route. Announce, log, monitor and then only go after serious offenders. Block the serious sites flat out, like porn and gambling. Then, if necessary, traffic shape to other sites or block by MAC address.

      Again, you really need some dedicated people. This is NOT an afterthought or part-time job if you organization has more than 20 people.

      I used to work for a company that had an excellent product that could interface with this. TriGeo Network Security's SIM would be perfect in this situation.

        Charles

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    4. Re:Simple solution... by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I don't know you personally so I can't say I hate you, but if I ever figure out who you set these policies up with, I would never work for them.

      Most of the people just dont understand computers in workplaces. I don't blame you to have your own opinion.

      I just don't get people that talk about THEIR work computer not doing something with their employers net access and policies. It is called PC(Personal Computer), but if you can't give me receipt that you have bought it, then it is companys TOOL that is ment to allow you to do your work. Why fo people complain that 'their' work computer doesn't do some things that they arent supposed to do, but I don't see people complaining about their skrewdriver not being able to paint their home yellow. Company PC's are tools to do whatever is the business required by that said company. People tend to think tht their workstation is somehow THEIR computer. No, it is not. it is a tools that has been designed to help you to do your work. If you are not allowed to bring porn magazines to your work place, why should your tools be allowed to do such things?

      But why in the world would you block non-official email, financial sites and sports sites?

      Why would the company have to pay their salary for the time that they spent online on those sites. If an employee have to take some work back home, they will write it as overtime. Why should they allowed to have different standards at office and at home? You spent your working hours doing stuff that you could do at home and expect to be paid for it. Then you take some work to home and expect to paid for that also.

      at the water cooler, at smoking place, coffee brake

      These are times that you spend talking to your co-workers. Yes, most of that ime goes to talk about non-work raleted things, but it is all about time spent to create personal realations between co-workers. I'm a smoker and I spend some time at the smoking area. There I meet and talk with my co-workers or customers about many different things. Most of those are non-work related, but when something happens and we need to work as team to get things done, these are the people that I know and know how to handle them. With non-smokers I have to waste a lot of time to find out what they are really meaning. The 'Smokers' group has nothing in common in working responsibilities, but when something goes down, this group can easily analyze the whole damage to network. All this just because few weeks ago I talked to some smokers about their workload and duties and find out they are responsible for product X.

      If we had an open netaccess and could spend our time on porn sites, we wouldn't have any information about other departments key-people on problem situations. OK, that was not true, company policy is not to have open net, but few selected have(like the smokers in our office building)

    5. Re:Simple solution... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Send all Internet connections thru proxies. Hire a couple of admins who have the job -- and nothing else -- of reviewing logs and applying content filters. Just flat out block porn, auction sites, non-official e-mail/webmail, stock/investment, gambling and sports sites. Start working down from there.

      Yes, it's totally worth it to spend (at the bare minimum) $200,000 per year on admins and probably $10,000,000 per year on filtering software that won't work. Content filtering on the WWW is virtually impossible, and anyone who says otherwise is selling snake oil.

      Post a policy, make everyone attend an "awareness" class, make them sign off on it. Make sure they all understand they are being watched and this sort of thing won't be tolerated.\

      Another $50,000 on "training" pissed away.

      Have the policy contain some teeth. Warn people on the first instance, reprimand on the following, suspend on #3 and FIRE THEM on #4. Make the termination public -- tell the rest of the staff why that person is no longer with you

      And let's say (to use an IT example) this guy happened to be 50% of the way through a critical infrastructure project. Do you just let that project collapse? This is why many people who sexually harass others can get away with it. Because they're actually GOOD at their jobs.

      Hospitals and health care institutions are a different animal. Nothing is more entertaining than watching some poor net admin try and tell a Doctor (aka GOD) that he can't do that. Heh. Subtler means are necessary.

      This line is proof that you've worked mostly in hospitals. As a lowly IT peon you're not going to have a lot of success telling corporate officers or tenured professors what to do either.

    6. Re:Simple solution... by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Next step: Witness all the most desirable employees go work for someone else.

      Seriously, they're talking about an average of wasted time a few minutes/week. That is down in the noise.

      I don't think I know many workers, in private companies or working for the state, that don't in one way or another "waste" 5-10% of their work-time or more. This ain't nothing new, and it's not even particularily wrong.

      There's a few slackers that really aren't pulling their weigth, but that's a different matter.

  35. For Crying Out Loud... by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 1

    Haven't these people ever heard of an access control list before? Really now.

  36. Tradeoffs to consider by whitelabrat · · Score: 1

    Although the report is likely accurate, I think it is too easy to see internet browsing as loss productivity. I think a useful report should also include how much productivity is gained by providing uncontrolled internet access. Furthermore, how many of us are multitasking in a computing environment?

    For example. I may be browsing through eBay for an hour, while I am doing some tech writing, and also doing some sys admin tasks.

    I think the report is too narrowly focused, but at the same time it wouldn't hurt to set up site-blocking tools to reduce the temptation to goof off too much.

    Like posting to /.

    But then again the cost of internet access control software may cost more than loss productivity too. It ain't cheap stuff!

  37. What else would they be doing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it implicitly assumed that if they weren't able to go to those websites they would be working? People have always wasted time at work, staring out of the window if nothing else. I suspect nothing has changed but our ability to find out what people are actually doing all day.

  38. Helpful stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The study found that almost $2 Billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences'.

    If it wasn't being wasted on unethical activities, that would be enough money to fund an additional tap on every American phone.
  39. Bad math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 billion dollars of productivity lost, 100,000 hours per year being wasted... $20,000 per hour?

  40. Time spent on a given site by netruner · · Score: 1

    How do they know when someone was on a site for 30-60 minutes? My browser (Mozilla) always has a tab open to /. Would it show that I surf 24/7?

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    1. Re:Time spent on a given site by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Its not he tab thats the problem, its the fact you're keyboard has a faded F5 key.
      Also, your boss is a subscriber, he can see the times when you post.

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  41. Does /. count as pr0n? by bcmbyte · · Score: 1

    Man I'd hate to think if they counted the hours I spend reading /. Sure, Sure I can tell them that it's all research, I might even get away with it. I guess it's only a matter of time until I reach the time out error on my web browser.

  42. A common problem by JanusFury · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back when I did IT work for a certain government agency, I'd often have to clean porn dialers, viruses and spyware off users' machines, all obviously the result of people browsing inappropriate sites at work. We even had to fire a few individuals for using the office T1 to swap songs on Napster (this was back when Napster was both popular and illegal). This sort of behavior wouldn't suprise me at the typical office, but many of these individuals were in their 40s or 50s and had Masters degrees/doctorates and made high 5 digit (or even six digit) salaries, with good medical and benefits. It suprised me that so many of the engineers and other govt. employees would waste so much time and basically damage government property at work instead of waiting until they got home to do it - it's not like they couldn't afford their own computer and internet connection. Often the stupid things they did would prevent them from using the machine to actually get work done, because the software they had installed impaired the operation of the system.

    And strangely enough, in my free time while administering some fairly sizable gaming forums, I've actually had to ban users with hostmasks indicating they were using government internet connections. I even went to the trouble of tracking down the name of one individual and contacting their boss about their behavior. It's suprising how badly some professionals will behave at work when they think nobody's watching.

    (And yes, IT is watching you. Always watching.)

    Boy am I glad I don't work in IT anymore. :)

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    1. Re:A common problem by Paco103 · · Score: 1

      Why should you, as a site admin, ban hostnames that indicate a government workplace? Perhaps they're on break, after hours (maybe 3 is after hours if they work different time periods/zones), or some other situation you don't know. How is that your job as the forum admin?

    2. Re:A common problem by megaditto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me guess, you are no longer in IT because you illegally spied on people instead of doing your fucking job?

      You know, small things like deploying antiviruses, re-imaging the hard-disks, firewalling known threats, whatever the hell the good amins are supposed to do?

      Self-righteous assholes like you give the rest of the I.T. folks an (undeserved) bad rep.

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    3. Re:A common problem by JanusFury · · Score: 1

      The individuals were banned for violating forum rules with excessive rudeness, inappropriate language (the site's main user population was minors) and generally just being jerks. The government hostnames just made it all the more inappropriate (being a jerk on your own time is one thing, being a jerk on someone else's time is another.)

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    4. Re:A common problem by JanusFury · · Score: 3, Informative

      When I have to come out and reformat someone's machine because they installed porn dialers and downloaded virus-infested software from porn sites, I think it's within my job description to at least inform the user that they're not supposed to be doing that sort of thing with government property.

      As far as spying on users and getting them fired goes, that wasn't my department. I managed the hardware and software on machines, not the company firewalls and proxy and such. I agree with your statement that the admins probably should have just been firewalling off applications like Napster and blocking known inappropriate websites. Nonetheless, the issue remains: These people were doing entirely inappropriate things with government property and then leaving it to me and other people in IT to clean up after them.

      I have always taken users' privacy very seriously, because I take *my* privacy very seriously. It doesn't take illegal spying or other illicit activities to notice when a user is doing completely retarded things using company resources. When the office T3 is getting modem-level throughput, it's pretty hard to not notice a bunch of connections open on napster ports from specific users' machines. If you're suggesting that a government employee has a right to do as they please with government computers and internet connections, how do you feel about what Mark Foley did with *his* government resources?

      If being offended by highly paid individuals wasting time on the job instead of helping maintain the country's infrastructure makes me self-righteous, then that label is entirely accurate. As it stands, I'm no longer in IT because I hated working for the government and I hated working in IT. I make best-selling video games now. :)

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    5. Re:A common problem by penguinwhoflew · · Score: 0

      "As far as spying on users and getting them fired goes, that wasn't my department."

      Then how come you went so far as to get someone fired after tracing them from your forums? I've seen jackasses before, but you sir top them all.

    6. Re:A common problem by JanusFury · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who said he got fired? His supervisor reprimanded him for being a jackass on my forum on work time, and he continued posting at my forum from his home connection until he finally got banned for continuing to break the rules.

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    7. Re:A common problem by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      We even had to fire a few individuals for using the office T1 to swap songs on Napster (this was back when Napster was both popular and illegal).

      You call yourself a slashdotter? Napster wasn't illegal, it was used for illegal purposes no matter what the courts said.

      :)

    8. Re:A common problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let me guess, you are no longer in IT because you illegally spied on people instead of doing your fucking job?
      Wouldn't you get bored after a few years of that, too?
    9. Re:A common problem by trojjan · · Score: 1

      I've actually had to ban users with hostmasks indicating they were using government internet connections. I even went to the trouble of tracking down the name of one individual and contacting their boss about their behavior.
      It's none of your fucking buisness that someone is wasting their time on a gaming site instead of working.

      Im very much against invasion of privacy. I don't have problem with any of the people in our organization spending 10-20 minutes in a day checking personnel email or even checking out random sites. We have complete logs of all the user's activity but Im only bothered if they are using a huge amount of bandwidth or doing something completely inappropriate(like in illegal).There are times when you have to take action(like the guy I got fired because of downloading pr0n(Around 500MB daily) and doing it again after my warning) but most of the people I know understand their responsibilities and aren't completely reckless.

    10. Re:A common problem by ben+there... · · Score: 1
      And strangely enough, in my free time while administering some fairly sizable gaming forums, I've actually had to ban users with hostmasks indicating they were using government internet connections. I even went to the trouble of tracking down the name of one individual and contacting their boss about their behavior.

      I just recently setup a celebrity photo site, kinda like wireimage.com. I was surprised to see that one of my most frequent visitors was browsing from nasa.gov.
    11. Re:A common problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are quite a fool, and are tossing around some strong words for not even understanding his IT infrastructure. In many organizations, they actively monitor (not to be confused with "spying"). The reality is that many organizations allow/promote active monitoring of resources - legally. If you don't like it, don't work for them.

      Not everywhere is set up with an infrastructure that allows them to reimage a machine at the drop of a hat, and often it is a bigger waste and inconvenience to do that than just fix up a machine. Even up-to-date antivirus software has points of failure. But, you seem to know that "good amins" deploying antivirus software, nuking machines, and throwing a firewall up fix all of life's little troubles - my humblest apologies...

      Potty-mouths like you give the rest of I.T. folks an (undeserved) bad rep.

    12. Re:A common problem by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I even went to the trouble of tracking down the name of one individual and contacting their boss about their behavior
      What a sad fucking life you must have led.
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    13. Re:A common problem by Panzergheist · · Score: 1

      I think there is another point to this that needs mention. When using Government equipment, you are made well aware that all of your activities with said equipment will be monitored.

      As long as the employee is made aware of the monitoring, the IT department is not guilty of illegal spying. Regardless, the employee could be guilty of misappropriation.

  43. I wonder how much of this is link to SPAM email by SoWatt2000 · · Score: 1

    I know few persones that will click on any links they see in all of those SPAM email they get...

    I bet that most of that time spent on those sex and games site are just b/c lots of people just don't understand what SPAM emails are...

  44. Are they sure the DoI is going to Gaming sites? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And not Big Game sites?

    Think about it. Game - as in hunting - is part of the purview of the Deptartment of the Interior.

    Not sure about the Gambling though.

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  45. Government pay rate is nice! by skilljoy · · Score: 0

    $2 Billion a year / 50 full time employees = $40 million per year average salary!

    Sign me up!

    1. Re:Government pay rate is nice! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder how many of the violators are political appointees though.

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  46. That's actually quite a good ratio by mmacdona86 · · Score: 1

    So out of 14,000,000 work hours, 100,000 are lost to frivolous web browsing? That's less than 1%, or less than 5 minutes per person per day. That's remarkably low; the government should be congratulated on effectively policing internet use. The numbers only look big because there are so many employees in the study.

  47. Re:But out of how many? And where are they by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to wonder if some are park rangers, kind of lonely (sex sites), who like to play poker over the net since the next human is 500 miles away.

    Ah, bet you forgot that they're part of the Department of the Interior, didn't you?

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  48. My company allows it by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    We're allowed to surf the net whenever we want. They don't ca [DTR NO CARRIER]

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    1. Re:My company allows it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I've contracted with small and medium sized businesses, and size isn't as important a factor as whether there is one big boss.

      I know 1 owner who has figured out how to read Linksys router logs ... and employees there should be worried if he sees you HAVEN'T got your fix of FOX or RUSH today.

      Nobody follows the many written rules but everyone knows those little unwritten ones.

  49. Rational analysis by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This truly sucks for the US government that a few employees, taking short breaks, can cripple the government. The threat is obviously not from outside terrorists, but from the employees going to ebay during their lunch breaks. If our government is so fragile, we should indeed be afraid.

    Lets look at the numbers. Over a week they counted about 7,000 employees going to illicit sites. This represents about than 1% of the 70,000 employees of the DOI. Furthermore they found that these employees spent 2000 hours on these illicit sites, or perhaps 15 minutes a day during the test week.

    From these stated fact, they found three interesting things. First, the wasted time represented 50 employees, or less than 0.1% of the workforce. Second they found that the internet use represented about 24 hours of internet use, presumable bandwidth. They then took this 24 hour number and, presumable, combined it with the total budget of the DOI, 10.4 billion, realized that 24 hours was one fifth of a week, and came up with 2 billion dollars in loss.

    So here is what we have. 1% of the employees, wasting 0.1% of the potential productive time of the DOI, uses 20% of the budget. This result does not indicate a problem with the employees, but a fundamental issue with the process of budgeting and managing money. Any structure that exposes 20% of the budget to risk due to the actions of 1% of the employees is surely inadequate.

    Now, the article did state that 'some' computers were accessing sites that would normally be considered uncool for work, and certainly those few people at those 'some' computer can be handled by management, unless those people are themselves high ranking officials that cannot be easily reprimanded. One wonders why those 'some' computers are even allowed to go to those sites.

    In the end it shows the lack of logical skills possessed by the average reporter, and, i fear, by posting it on /., the lack of logic skills of the average geek..

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    1. Re:Rational analysis by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Any structure that exposes 20% of the budget to risk due to the actions of 1% of the employees is surely inadequate."

      you mean like every corporation?

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    2. Re:Rational analysis by Insightfill · · Score: 1
      Lets look at the numbers. Over a week they counted about 7,000 employees going to illicit sites. This represents about than 1% of the 70,000 employees of the DOI.

      Come again? 7,000/70,000=10%, so 1 out of 10 employees - a more substantial number. However, I doubt that all 70K of the employees have a computer - janitor, etc.

    3. Re:Rational analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Over a week they counted about 7,000 employees going to illicit sites. This represents about than 1% of the 70,000 employees of the DOI."

      about than -- -1, English
      1% -- -1, Math

      7,000 is 10% of 70,000.

    4. Re:Rational analysis by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you.
      But this has to be taken with some perspective.

      Next week, the report will be about how bathroom breaks cost the government 2.5 million dollars and that smoke and coffee break are actually a sinkhole at over 4 million dollars.

      The study is talking about 15 minutes per day.
      This stems from the stupid assumption that people have to be performing at work for (at least) 8h straight (somehow, those studies never talk about unpaid overtime...). The y talk productivity with metrics that are highly irrational (taking a break can be GOOD for productivity).

      So, in conclusion, this study does not bring anything to the table and just goes for the shock factor.
      Color me surprised...

    5. Re:Rational analysis by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find statistics on employee occupation distribution, but since DOI manage land, dams, and other natural resources, I would say that the vast majority of those 70,000 are probably field workers or support staff, where as most of the people goofing off are of the much smaller administrative staff working behind a desk in DC.

    6. Re:Rational analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From these stated fact, they found three interesting things. First, the wasted time represented 50 employees, or less than 0.1% of the workforce. Second they found that the internet use represented about 24 hours of internet use, presumable bandwidth. They then took this 24 hour number and, presumable, combined it with the total budget of the DOI, 10.4 billion, realized that 24 hours was one fifth of a week, and came up with 2 billion dollars in loss.

      Just more **AA economic theory. This field's been well plowed.

  50. OUTRAGE! by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

    I am APPALLED and OUTRAGED at this unauthorized government subsidy!

    I demand that they hire 50 more employees to surf my sites to even the playing field.

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  51. They're lucky I don't work for the government by lewp · · Score: 1

    Because I would have skewed those numbers way up.

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  52. logging by codepunk · · Score: 1

    The problem is most of these logging systems cannot distinguish from legitimate browser surfing from spyware, bots, dialers, malware etc.

    No I certainly do not blame the users for having to deal with insecure software provided by paid third party vendors. I don't care what you think it is simply not the users fault if their machine gets owned, the responsible
    party is the software vendor.

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  53. Anothier simple solution - driftnet by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

    Couple of projectors in very public places running something like DriftNet which sniffs network and displays passing image files, and combining user's name and photo with the image.... Could be fun....

    Nothing like a public humiliation.... Of course the flip side is people intentionally trying to make it on there....

    -Em

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  54. Stock the Break Room by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Stock the break room with hookers and blackjack.

    Same problem across the board. If we learned anything from the Clinton years, it's the desperate need for a White House bordello.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Stock the Break Room by boristdog · · Score: 1

      On second thought, skip the blackjack...

      -Bender

  55. look on the brightside by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    With Foley gone that number should be cut in half.

  56. ...or, put another, far more accurate way... by BemoanAndMoan · · Score: 1

    Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites. This article must have been posted by a Government employee, considering the obtuse view of the statistics.

    A less jaded statistic would be:

    7,763 Computers / 100,000 lost work hours in a year = 12.9 hours per year per computer terminal.

    So, with an average of 50 work weeks, 40 hours per day, thats 2000 hours/12.9 hours, or a total average waste of 0.6% of their work time. And this is without considering breaks, lunch time or pre/post work hours. If this data is accurate, I'd bet people spend more time on personal phone calls, daydreaming, doodling or just plain screwing the pooch than they do looking at boobies or shooting aliens. But that won't stop some dope of a politician from turning into a soapbox issue, wasting $$$$ of better-spent money on studies and easily-broken/obtuse preventative measures, and some poor dude getting sacked for mistyping a URL (well, so he says).

    Of course, that said, the number seems incredibly low.

    1. Re:...or, put another, far more accurate way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if using the same groups you could say something like:

      It's like hiring 100 full time workers to do nothing but go to the bathroom all day.

  57. Sites? by recursiv · · Score: 1

    Are you sure it wasn't referring to web pages?

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  58. This is bad? by redelm · · Score: 1
    Would you rather they did work? What useful govt work have you ever seen? Be careful what you wish for:

    The only limits on the growth of a bureaucracy are the competence of the denizens.

  59. Before computers people wasted time other ways by Bryansix · · Score: 1
    • Smoke breaks every 15 minutes
    • Judicious use of the restroom (with porno mag in hand)
    • Trips to the store (you know to buy stuff for work and just about anything else you can do while not in the office)
    So the point is that time wasted surfing websites is probably not any worse then other time wasted and all these things are not cummulative. I mean at some point your boss is going to notice if you don't get a single thing done in a given week.
  60. Oh yea! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    A couple of years back when I was just leaving a job, they put in a picture scanning device that was able to retrieve pics from the data stream and pull out skin pics. It was just installed as a test at the time and it was a pretty cool device. They were very surprised by the amount of skin people were looking at (this is a government agency btw) and in one or two cases, what they found forced the government folks to take action against two employees. I suspect it was child porn since they were just laughing at the regular porn I saw.

    [John]

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  61. That's not the only reason they are wasting money by cppgenius · · Score: 1

    While visiting these pOrn sites they infect their PC's with spyware/adware and all kinds of junk, helping the spread of malicious software, putting everyone on their mailing list at risk and indirectly help the distribution of spam which fills our inboxes day after day, eating up valuable bandwidth. (These idiots don't even know they are putting their own online security at risk by visiting these immoral, spyware infested web sites) http://www.cybertopcops.com/

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  62. ...50 full time employees... by jamieswith · · Score: 1

    "Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites."

    Normally I'm not in favor of pointless job creation schemes but I wouldn't mind applying for one of those jobs!

    Meh, They'll probably get out-sourced to India!

  63. OK, Now I understand the Gambling Bill by e_armadillo · · Score: 1

    It isn't a feeble attempt to protect me from myself, but a way to force payment processing companies to keep Government workers away from online gambling sites . . . . so why no anti-internet porn bill? One that passed, I mean.

  64. I want an admin job for the state... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Apparently they don't have to do anything.

    If you can log the traffic, you can block it.

  65. Lies, damned lies, statistics and reporters. by darkonc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    We've got about 0.6% 'nasty' usage.. It only sounds nasty if you don't average it out per employee. From TFA:
    A one-week study by the department's Inspector General found, however, that a lot of abuse is going on. Among the study's findings:
    • This activity accounted for more than 24 hours of Internet use during the sample period, which did not include a review of e-mail or other means of transferring prohibited material.
    • More than 1 million log entries were discovered indicating 7,763 Department computer users spent 2,004-plus hours accessing game and auction sites. Extrapolated over the year, that could account for 100,000 lost work hours. Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites.
    "7,763 Department computer users spent 2,004 plus hours accessing game and auction sites." That's 15.5 minutes per average user over the one week study. This probably includes coffee breaks and lunchtimes. -- but when you multiply that by thousands of users, you can get scarey numbers....
    E.G. The United states spends 1million hours per year blinking -- Just think how much time we could save if we could outlaw blinking .... (this stat is made up, but it gives you the idea of what you can get if you multiply by 300million citizens).
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  66. Slashdot crippled by lack of grammar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > from the i-would-to-if-i-was-a-civil-servant dept.

    Come on, this isn't rocket science.

    • I sent an email to Zonk.
    • He ignored it so I sent two more.
    • I even emailed CmdrTaco but he ignored me too.

  67. goofing off at work by wwillia99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has been my experience that people goof off most at work when they have nothing else to do.

    So what they need to do is find more work for them or fire 50-100 of there full time employees for surfing the net to much and and not replace them, problem solved.

  68. Crippled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying that the Government is crippled due to this is like saying a comatose parapalegic is crippled by a zit.

  69. Porn overlay by Symb · · Score: 1

    The porn and gambling overlay is just stupid. How many people waste equal amounts of time on cute puppies, lip syncing asians, or shopping for deals? Porn and gambling just happen. Almost anybody's work computer has stumbled on a popup that shows Jessica Simpson or a Poker site. This is a really misleading study and snippet.

  70. New Study Results by Greymoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a New Report on Reports it was reported that reports are a waste of time and money. Reportedly the report reporter was unavailable for further reporting.

  71. South Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone see the last South Park? el oh el

  72. Mod parent insightful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best logical deduction I've heard in months.

  73. Finally, an excuse to fire lazy civil servants by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it still is, but it used to be once you got a civil service job, you were set. No layoffs, and very difficult to fire you.

    Well, now if you get caught "misusing government resources" not only can you be fired but possibly prosecuted.

    So how about it managers and directors? Do you have the balls to fire people for misusing government resources?

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  74. These employees have other problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Some computers accessed sex sites for 30 to 60 minutes during the test period."

    Wow. These guys are slow!

    1. Re:These employees have other problems... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      "Some computers accessed sex sites for 30 to 60 minutes during the test period."

      Wow. These guys are slow!

      Yeah, thirty seconds is easily enough for me...oops.
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  75. not surprised,. . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1
    . . . department employees are wasting their taxpayer-funded work time going to prohibited web sites [CC]. Some of these sites relate to sex, . . .

    And they came to that conclusion just by looking at Congressman Foley's computer alone! Wait until they get to the rest of the government,... ;-)

    I bet Dubya sits in the oval office looking at naked Chimpanzees in flightsuits,... :-)

  76. in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a 30-60 minute test period, 80% of all slashdot views came during business hours from employee workstations. Slashdot now accounts for $50 million/year annual lost productivity, and the trend is continuing to grow.

  77. How to waste someone by zitintheass · · Score: 1

    That is excellent for firing that annoying dude in the office next door. When he is off.. surf to couple of really bad porn sites on his computer and then ring the inspection. Now he is wasted for good. Jeeez is it that simple?

    Well, that is pure evil, but kinda unpreventable :-(.

    1. Re:How to waste someone by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      When he is off.. surf to couple of really bad porn sites on his computer

      He was surfing only on the GOOD sites(historylist), now I'm hooked on those also. Damn you and your advice.

    2. Re:How to waste someone by zitintheass · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir, but I am hitting the point that accusing someone of anything based on some computer logs should be banned. There is no way to proof that those logs were genuine and not a fake, staged by trojan or some third person.

  78. Article Incorrect on Amount by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 4, Informative

    The original report actually says $2 million ("$2,027,887.68"), not $2 billion:
    http://www.doioig.gov/upload/InternetUsage1.txt

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    1. Re:Article Incorrect on Amount by Oswald · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that low-level bureaucrats don't make US$40 million per year?

    2. Re:Article Incorrect on Amount by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Rounding (zeroes are roundish) error or myopia due to today's high screen resolutions?

      Seriously though, filenames like ac0005000Ojan0O.txt tend to lead to errors.

    3. Re:Article Incorrect on Amount by Geminii · · Score: 1
      Heck, my last job was with a government team with a combined salary of $2.5m, and I did the stats and proved we were wasting at least $2m of that.

      (Fifty chairwarmers being employed to do a job that would take ten if allowed to do it correctly, five if allowed to hire competent staff.)

  79. Unfettered Intarwebs access? by htnprm · · Score: 1

    A few people have mentioned this, but I can't believe it's not the first response from everyone. How the hell is it that someone is supplying unrestricted access to the Net? Doesn't everyone operate behind a firewall and web proxy with a control list/filter policy and have employees sign an acceptable usage policy? I've worked in IT for 12 years now, and since Internet access became ubiquitous around '99/'00 I've never worked somewhere that didn't filter web access. I can't fathom not doing so. I'd have to ask "Are you defective?".

    As for the specific report, (Obligatory) Lies -> Damn lies -> Statistics, and 75% of all statistics are made up.

  80. Statistics by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

    Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites.

    If you look at the numbers like that, I'm sure theres a few thousand people being paid by the federal govt to take shits. I don't see the point in reworking numbers like that.

  81. This is the answer! by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    Quick, somebody send Dubya an email loaded with urls to sex sites, eBay, and games, before he does something else.

    For that matter, send one to Congress as well, but I think we know that we can dispense with the eBay and gaming links on that one.

    This government is not nearly crippled enough.

    1. Re:This is the answer! by Loucks · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. (Posted from a federal workplace. ;-)

  82. Washington new math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $2 billion a year... 50 full-time employees...

    Who the heck at the Department of the Interior are we paying $40 million a year!?!?

  83. 4,732 Entries by kannibul · · Score: 1

    4,732 Entries - that could just be from one user accessing a site or two 30 - 60 minutes apart every day. Not to trivialize it, but they aren't telling the whole story - our firewall logs every item on a given page. Just pulling up slashdot and replying can pull up a significant number of entries.

    Just imagine your "typical" porn site - or google search with safe-search turned off. That's a lot of items.

  84. Did you do the math? by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    From above, this comes to 15 minutes per week, or 0.6% of each worker's time. In corporate America these days, blaming all inefficiencies on the bottom-level employees seems to be the norm. But try and poke at your pocket calculator a bit before going on your rampage.

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  85. Mark Foley by rekka · · Score: 1

    How much money is wasted sending IMs to 16 year old boys? On average?

  86. Government wastes $2b on sex sites... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and that was just Mark Foley!

  87. Upon further review... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...the researchers determined that all the sex sites were only accessed by Congressman Mark Foley (R - FL). They further commented, "well, that problem appears to be solved". :-)
    </troll>

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  88. If you can't beat it, tax it! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0
    Let's face it... the urge to gamble, watch pron etc is stronger than any firewall. As Scott Adams once predicted, the V chip will fail because you're trying to outwitt the collective hornyness of all the teenagers in the world.

    So they're losing some productivity? Well they could compensate by making online gaambling legal in USA and scoring a whole lot of tax.

    Of course there are those that argue that it is more productive for these people to be surfing pron than doing real work (which, for public service desk-jockeys normallys means drowning productive members of society in red tape).

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  89. $2billion is bullsh*t by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    Instead of surfing, they would just take coffee break, or bathroom break, or cigarette break, or jab in the hallway...

    People have been wasting time since the idea of "job" was invented.

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  90. I misread that... by supersoftdrink · · Score: 1

    When I saw this headline on my phone's RSS reader, I read it as: "U.S. Government Crippled by Sex, Gaming Sites, Slashdot". haha.

  91. Ads by tanee · · Score: 1

    I bet all those log entries are from visiting their own sites: You all know those flashy pr0n advertisements, don't you? The government staff themselves hid secret pr0n-ads in their webpage during the evaluation period to generate requests. You know it's gotta be true! =)

  92. Re:(ir)Rational analysis by spicate · · Score: 1

    I suppose by the time I post this someone else will have already pointed it out, but just in case...

    Over a week they counted about 7,000 employees going to illicit sites. This represents about than 1% of the 70,000 employees of the DOI.

    Actually, it represents 10% according to your figures. [7000/70000=.10]

    Also, the loss they report is 2,027,887. That's two million, not billion, dollars....

    In the end it shows the lack of logical skills possessed by the average reporter, and, i fear, by posting it on /., the lack of logic skills of the average geek..

    Err.........

  93. Apologies! by spicate · · Score: 1

    Also, the loss they report is 2,027,887. That's two million, not billion, dollars....

    Now I have to admit to reading the article.

  94. At my company... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    You are simply gone the next day and "all questions must be referred to HR".

    They are very aggressive about this kinda stuff because otherwise their insurance will go through the roof.

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  95. not my biggest concern by Itinerant-Critic · · Score: 1

    If the equivalent of merely 50 government employees were squandering my tax dollars, I'd be pleased. It's a small price to pay to keep them gainfully employed.

  96. 71,436 employees (1) by cemcnulty · · Score: 1

    and only 50 of them are sitting around doing nothing all day? That's a hell of a lot better than most work places I've experienced.

    1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Department_of_th e_Interior

  97. Great salaries, those gov't jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The study found that almost $2 Billion a year in productivity was being lost to these 'excessive indulgences'. ...this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites.

    50 people make $2,000,000,000 a year at an average salary of $40,000,000? Something's fishy.

  98. So if they break out Foley's surfing by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    How much is left for the rest of the government employees? ;)

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  99. I hate studies by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    How many of these hits were adware infested win95 PCs. We are talking about government systems here, and I am hesitant to believe that a report like this was carried out with such an attention to detail and covering all known variables. In the unlikely scenario that someone doing a statistical study actually payed full attention to detail (which would probably be a first), and even if these people did intentionally visit the sites on the job, you can bet they were managers/executives in which case they don't classify as people, but more like greater demons. Nothing to see here unless they happen to post some good pr0n links.

  100. Shocking isn't it? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Put another way, this would equal 50 full-time employees doing nothing but surfing online game and auction sites.

    Wow. I've been in places where all 100 employees did nothing but that and porn, so they must have cost the company $4 billion, which is close to the GDP of the little country that company was in. I'm in awe of the power of laziness.

    Meanwhile I suggest that those civil servants get their butts back in gear. It was you dept. that got online gambling banned, you clowns. This is not funny. How dare you waste my tax money? Isn't it enough that billions of dollars of MY tax money is going into cluster bombs that kill kids around the world, now I learn that the money is being wasted on the breaking of laws by the government execs who made them? I'm f*cking furious!

    We, of the corporate world, can waste money all we like, because we only take money from customers when we produce. You lazy b*stards can't, because you take our money anyway. You have been warned.

  101. New TP Pool Regulations by ukemike · · Score: 1

    "I've been asked to distribute the new regulations regarding office pool displays. The enclosed memo is a new subchapter of the EBGOC Procedure Manual replacing the old subchaper entitled PHYSICAL PLAN/CALIFORNIA/LOS ANGELES/BUILDINGS/OFFICE AREAS/PHYSICAL LAYOUT REGULATIONS/EMPLOYEE INPUT/GROUPACTIVITES.
    The old subchapter was a flat prohibition on the use of office space or time for "pool" activities of any kind, whether permanent (e.g.. coffee pool) or one-time (e.g., birthday parties).
    This prohibition still applies, but a single one-time exception has now been made for any office that wishes to pursue a joint bathroom tissure strategy...."

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    1. Re:New TP Pool Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice SnowCrash reference :)

  102. .xxx by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This sort of thing gives some justification for enforcing the .xxx domain.

    Simply block .xxx at the corporate firewall and a big part of your problem goes away.

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    1. Re:.xxx by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      Trogre wrote:

      This sort of thing gives some justification for enforcing the .xxx domain.

      Simply block .xxx at the corporate firewall and a big part of your problem goes away.

      That just leaves us with the slight problem of forcing all XXX sites in the world to move under the .xxx domain.

    2. Re:.xxx by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      The whole problem with an .xxx domain vs a .kids domain is that on the one hand, you're forcing independent people to move to a domain that is likely to be blocked by just about everyone. Not to mention censorship likelihood and the huge issue of "what is porn" (a.k.a. porn is in the eye of the beholder).

      Whereas with a .kids domain, webmasters will want to move there if their product is targeted at kids. You can define strict rules as to what is appropriate for the domain and enforce them. The TLD is attractive because it's very unlikely to be blocked (I can even envision web browser add-ins that only let kid's accounts visit .kids domains). And if a webmaster doesn't comply with the TLD rules, they can simply setup shop on one of the other TLDs without any punitive consequences.

      It's the difference between forcing people to move to a particular neighborhood vs making a particular neighborhood very attractive but with strict community rules. The former is an exercise in frustration and pointlessness, the latter might actually work.

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  103. Firing them? Wouldn't a warning have sufficed? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    We even had to fire a few individuals for using the office T1 to swap songs on Napster (this was back when Napster was both popular and illegal).

    See, now, when my office had this problem back in the days of True Napster, they just emailed everybody to say that the internet usage policy banned this sort of thing, and the problem went away without them losing any valuable, trained employees.

    That's the difference between companies that value their workers and those that seem them as a commodity.

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  104. WOW!!!! Where to start... by clickster · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows you can't possibly surf a website while conducting business on the phone.

    Also, how do they know you're on the site for 30-60 minutes? If I open a website, then minimize it or leave it up with my screen locked, is it clocking that time? Hell, I could be "surfing the web for 8 hours a day".

    4,000 -7,000 entries sounds like a lot, but lets break that down. I got to site A, which pulls adds for sites B and C. Is their system going to log that as 1 site or 3? I would need to know all of the details before I even thought about giving this study any credibility.

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  105. Oh My Stars and Garters by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

    You mean the federal government is wasteful and inefficient? You mean they don't work hard?

    My best friend and my Uncle have been working for the government for years. It's pretty much worse than you've ever heard (and I've heard bad. "I write one or two memos a week and make 6 figures." "There is a cot in the back room, they sleep on the job in shifts"

    It's infuriating and why I tend to vote for anyone I think will cut government programs regardless of party. This story of slashdot is nothing compared to what's going on.

  106. Obvious solution #2 by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    One of my largest clients once realized they were paying a LOT for outbound phone calls. Even local ones got their attention, because they needed to pay for the outbound lines to support the traffic. And while they were a 24x7 operation, the telecomm manager thought their call volume late night and early morning was excessive.

    He ran simple report, listing the top 10 numbers dialed. Surprise! The #1 number called?

    xxx-xxx-0000. The local Gay and Lesbian HotLine. Interesting.

    He circulated the report, with just phone numbers, at the next management meeting, and asked them to consider it and come back next month with ideas for managing phone costs.

    Now, I suspect it took all of 15 minutes for those managers to figure out what the phone number was. And knowing that the report could list the most popular numbers, some managers figured the next report would list who was calling those numbers. And no manager wanted anyone on their staff calling that number all hours of the day and night.

    Next month, the telecom manager was happy to report that not only had usage gone down, but they had been able to avoid buying $100,000 worth of line cards to expand the switch, and would be considering the trend and perhaps turning off some $3,000 a month worth of dial lines.

    That phone number didn't make the top 100 report. Ever again.

    Just posting the logs without names or IP addresses might go some ways towards changing behavior. A little peer pressure works sometimes.

    The second month's posting would probably have to include specific site names, and userIDs. I'm assuming government employees are largely without shame.

    If nothing else, it would drive them all to surf on their cell phones, wasting several times more work hours waiting for the screen to refresh.

    Just a thought, or two.

    -rick

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  107. crippled? please. by nickhart · · Score: 1

    Our government is "crippled" by people wasting time on taboo web surfing? Give me a break. This is a distraction from far more serious issues.

    The Senate just voted unanimously to approve another $70 billion for the Iraq war and a record $484 annual budget for Pentagon (the House approved it 394-to-22). Now THAT is a waste of money, and THAT is why there are no funds for programs a majority of Americans support, like universal health care, increasing money for schools, jobs and paying everyone a living wage.

  108. Crippled? by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 1

    How do 50 full-time web-surfing employees constitute crippling the government?

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  109. As part of the gov't... by heartless_ · · Score: 1

    Where I used to work in the government I would have to agree that a lot of time is wasted on the internet. Even when there is work to be done people are still surfing the net. Block the sites? Get a good filter? Most people know how to get around it or know someone that is willing to show them. Also the people that are set to monitor and stop such behavior are either overwhelmed with the amount of it or contributing to the hours spent. Work doesn't get done and people notice, but will they take the internet away? No because the one thing us government workers hate more than work itself is complaining about our co-workers who will not be fired, will not be punished, and most likely will get promoted ahead of us simply because they probably know somebody.

    However, this happens in the real world; outside the government (except wher eever Mayor Bloomberg may see you). It actually is probably worse in the real world because so many people get into back office jobs where they really are responsible for themselves. I used to play many a game with friends while they worked simply because they had no direct supervisor near them. Hell I knew a guy that would close the PC Repair shop he worked at simply to get something done in game (Dark Ages of Camelot). Even now that I've gone back to school I watch as half my class every day surfs the net or plays little games until the teacher catches them... and this school has some rough filters.

    But still surfing the internet... people are still right there at their workstation. How much time is lost to the true bane of the workplace... SMOKERS!? I actually kept a log of how long smokers were leaving my old job because I was plain sick of getting the raw end in the morning meetings because work wasn't done. I was told I can't stop them from smoking because it's not their fault the smoking area is all the way downstairs and outside. What horse crap. Not to mention the stank breath smokers have and their generally piss poor attitude when they don't get a smoke break in.

    While we're at it lets count up how much time people waste at the "water cooler" or how time most bosses waste getting people just to work. All lost work hours. It's easy to blame the internet for lost productivity because the higher ups think they have some sort of control over it.

  110. Tubes, people, tubes! by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    WTF?! Do they think the internet's a freakin' truck that they can just dump their sex or gaming sites on?!

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  111. Measurable efficiency by xixax · · Score: 1
    Further, this sort of intelligence would be impossible to collect for traditional office time wasters like water coolers. People are as productive as they usually are, at least Internet activity can be logged and monitored.


    The Australian Dept. of Social Security or Centrelink recently implemented 100% electronic files. Shortly after this, they had a bunch of staff fired for in-appropriately accessing confidential material. Did computers create this problem? No. Computer based systems meant that staff were no-longer able to grab paper files and read them without leaving a trace of them doing so.


    Xix.

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  112. I used to work for the DoD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yes, there are people who actually sit around all day and surf the web instead of doing work. There are also people who basically go for 20 minute walks every hour or sit around reading a book, doing sudoku puzzles, knitting, whatever.

    The Internet isn't the problem here; the problem is that it's an environment where there are little to no repercussions for slacking off all day. Hell, I knew a guy who just plain didn't show up to work one day. Six months after he disappeared off the planet, he finally got fired.

    It's contagious, too. The bright young college grads come in and are even working 10 hour days for a few months. Many become disgruntled after seeing people around them putting in little to no effort and start to follow suit (or leave, as I did.) One guy I know reads wikipedia half the day with the justification of "half the people in our department don't do anything and get paid the same I do, what incentive do I have to put in a full day's work?"

    Sure, lots of employers have "dead wood" employees due to apathetic or timid management. However, where I worked, the process for non-voluntary termination was so difficult and time consuming that even managers who WANT to fire people ended up rarely doing so.

    Yes, in corporate you have the people who do the bare minimum to stay employed, but I have NEVER seen so many blatant do-nothings as I did during my time as a civil servant. If the government wants to stop losing money to lack of productivity, they should stop doing stupid studies and just make it easier to fire people.

  113. Re:(ir)Rational analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Which makes the entire study even more ludicrous. The study probably cost more than the 2 million wasted. And 10% is still a minority of the workers, though perhaps a majority of those that actually have free use of their computers.

    So, instead of concentrating on some of the employees who are actually using a significant amount of their day surfing the web, or the even fewer who are actually going to sex and gambling sites, most whom were likely known prior to time that the money was wasted on the study, someone else's brother in law is now much richer at the expense of our natural resources.

  114. Department of the Interior? by WhatDoIKnow · · Score: 1

    Seems like Congress would be a better subject for this study.

    :wq

  115. Bad Numbers, multiple ways to goof off by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My observation is that the vast majority of people do not like doing the same thing for 8 strait hours. Thus, if they don't goof off on the web, they will goof off in other ways, including non-web ways such as gabbing on the phone, gabbing to their cubicle mates, doing their homework, taking long breaks, etc. The calculation is thus NOT web versus work because if you took the web away, they would goof off other ways.

    It is similar to the software pirating fallacy that copied software is equivalent to lost sales. It is not because they may not use that software anyhow if they had to pay.

  116. Well... by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 1

    there are definitely worse things to be crippled by.

  117. Despite numerous warnings, people still do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a small (~3500 employees) federal agency. We are warned numerous times that the IT people watch our Internet usage. The reasons for them to watch it are, I think, legitimate--as someone who runs a small website in his free time, I know that every web server keeps logs. It would damage our reputation if some porn site posted its logs and our domain name came up frequently.

    The agency does not block websites at all. I'm not sure the reasons for that are legitimate--they claim that they don't want to block anything because in the course of our work we often visit a wide variety of sites. That's true, but I would think there are some obvious porno domains that could be blocked.

    It's my understanding that the agency employs software that monitors all Internet traffic, and flags traffic to certain sites as suspect. It may also work based on keywords in the pages, but this I am unsure of. There is a person in the IT department whose entire job it is to sit down and review the usage records of those who visit suspect sites.

    If this IT worker reviews it and it looks like porn, gambling, etc., then he puts together what's called "the package." It has printouts of all the nasty websites (the actual pages themselves), as well as the person's surfing habits generally. This often reveals that the person surfs all the time, making one wonder how he ever gets any work done. "The package" comes upstairs to the general counsel's office, where an attorney reviews the documents to ensure that, well, it is really porn. That's no joke, as on rare occasion OGC has decided that the person had a legitimate reason to look at the sites that the IT worker flagged.

    Upon a determination that is really is porn, the General Counsel does a final cursory review, and then The Package goes to the offender's big boss. Disciplinary action is taken.

    The agency loudly and repeatedly tells us that it watches internet usage. We are warned in staff meetings and in email notices. We are told whenever someone gets caught doing it. We are warned again when the summer interns come on. We are warned that it does not matter whether we do it during work hours or not during work hours. We are warned that we can't look at inappropriate stuff through the government network, even if it's from at home or a hotel room (we are provided with software and logins that we can use to access the network when we're away.) The general counsel once told us that if you want to look at porn, do it at home on your own Internet access. "Then nobody will be watching you. At leat not us."

    But people keep doing it anyway. Every few months someone else gets caught. That's what they tell us, anyway--the cynical might think they're lying to us, though I have no reason to believe this.

    The agency was considering implementing a policy on "excessive" usage as well, but it seems defining "excessive" was too hard. Probably too much judgment would have to be used--is reading a newspaper site excessive?

    I'm concerned about some elements of the Internet policy--we're told not to visit "hate" sites, and there is no clear definition of what that is. But overall I'm just surprised that people keep looking at porn. This is no agency of idiots--a majority of employees have grad degrees. But apparently they just can't shake the porn addiction.

  118. The real tragedy... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Too damn bad the 50 full time surfers weren't 435, and doubly too bad that they weren't congress.

    Things might be better if they spent more time whacking to web sites instead of molesting pages and generally fscking up everything with their stupid bills.

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  119. My take by phorm · · Score: 1

    And if I've got one machine formatting, another fsck'ing, a third reimaging, and still yet another compiling a kernel while I happen to be reading a slashdot article or two, I hardly consider it slacking. Sure I'm doing something non-work related, but that's because all my resources are being tied up doing things that are work-related.

  120. Ratios... by lionchild · · Score: 1

    So, is that 50 full time people surfing gaming and auction sites out of ...1,000...or 10,000...or 100,000 employees?

    And how much did this study cost? As well as the cost to enforce strict AUP?

    Just curious...

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  121. That's chump change by aztektum · · Score: 1

    The government could be spending ~2 billion a *WEEK* on a neverending war on the otherside of the world while ignoring a natural disaster zone stretching for hundreds of miles affecting hundreds of thousands if not millions still, on its southern borders.

    Oh wait...

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  122. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the report itself, there is an estimated net loss of $2 million, not $2 billion. I believe there is a mistake in the article.

  123. ANNOUNCEMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you stupid fucks who want to ignore the facts can ignore it all you want, the fact is that guns are guns and people are people and the two are totally disconnected from each other. Everyone tries to bring up these flamewars by mentioning this, for instance I would have never thought about talking about this subject if it weren't mentioned by the parent poster. So what the hell, I'll get modded down for this, but I think it needs to be brought up.

    As for porn viewing and such costing $2B a year, keep in mind we have an administration in iraq consuming hundreds of millions of dollars a week on a mistaken decision. No one ever mentions THAT as an analogy. Come on people, sure, things like CHILD porn should be prosecuted but overweight secretaries picking their nose probably waste more government money each year than all the 50-year-old virgin jerkoffs in various government IT departments.

    Hell the people who commissioned this study probably jerk off themselves incessantly on the job. They probably were told to do this study in exchange for being able to keep their job. To all of you people who can't control the dick in a civilized work environment: do it in the bathroom or something. Seriously who is stupid enough to do that shit on the job anyway, can't you save it for home where it's much more private?

    As for online gambling, keep your damn gambling problems at home. Those arrogant assholes raking in millions off those gambling sites are some of the least ethical scum out there. The HP board has better ethics than they do.

    Bottom line, stop strokin it, stop the slots, get on the job and make that shitty software at least somewhat usable. Make everyone's life easier so that normal people can have a functional family and have sex that actually CREATE something, something really special like children. Read up and "Gamble" on something where chances are reasonable, like the stock market. Stop putting energy into useless shit.

    End of rant. MAN is this gonna be modded down. :D

    1. Re:ANNOUNCEMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fact is that guns are guns and people are people and the two are totally disconnected from each other.

      Well, of course! One is a weapon capable of unplumbed levels of death and destruction, and the other is a hunk of metal.

    2. Re:ANNOUNCEMENT by Bravoc · · Score: 1

      the fact is that guns are guns and people are people and the two are totally disconnected from each other.

      Well, of course! One is a weapon capable of unplumbed levels of death and destruction, and the other is a hunk of metal.

      Love it! Reminds me of:

      Q:What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Catfish?

      A: One is a skum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish

      [rimshot]
  124. Slightly off topic by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Slightly off topic. A few years ago at a company all-hands meeting, the CEO scolded us for wasting our time surfing the web instead of being productive. He revealed that he had the IT department create some statistics for him, and he flashed them up on the screen in nice a nice Perot-like chart.

    "Look here," he said, "We have 1,672 visits to the Double Click site in the last month alone. I want you people working, not surfing to Double Click!"

    Muffled giggles can be heard throughout the auditorium.

    "And look at this this next site. I don't what kind of site Google is, but it doesn't sound like anything productive to me! This is your last warning, people. If this misuse of company time does not stop, we will block all internet access."

    To this day I don't know if the IT guy charged with this "study" was making a deliberate joke, or just as clueless as the CEO.

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  125. Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dan's Guardian anyone? Anyone? Bueler? Anyone?

    I have it set up at about 5 different locales, none of them have issues with unauthorized usage any longer... Once you get past the first week of death threats against IT because some schmo can't surf to pornville from work, you get a nice boost in available bandwidth...

    In at least one site, we were able to cut the amount of bandwidth needed by 50%... once they weren't able to download music, watch porn, and fuck around all day long surfing and shopping, there was plenty of bandwidth available for work-related items...

    Work at work, surf for porn at home... not too hard to understand...

  126. full-time employee earns $40M a year? by Mirar · · Score: 1

    >The study found that almost $2 billion a year
    >[...] equal 50 full-time employees

    Does that mean a full-time employee earns $40M a year? O.o

  127. Moron Alert! Shields up! by Khyber · · Score: 1

    If you work for the government, inside a government building, using government resources, EVERYTHING YOU DO IS MONITORED. Always has been, always fucking will be until the day you leave the government and turn in your badge.

    MORON ALERT!!!! MORON ALERT!!!

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  128. Is This Any Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... Considering our "leadership" >:-/

  129. Typical bean counting crap by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    As usual this is just another load of old crap spouted by some bean counter or other.

    At any place of employment there is (usually) a job of work to be done. If the work is getting done, on time, within budget, and to the satisfaction of the customer (assuming there is one :) who cares what the people doing the work get up to during the time they're at work ?

    The real question should be if we took out all the anal retentive bean counters who produce reports like this and shot them would anyone notice ?

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  130. Re:Lies, damned lies, statistics and reporters. by sasdrtx · · Score: 1
    Right on. This must be the 1000th stupid-ass "study" that supposedly shows thousands of hours of lost time, and millions of lost dollars due to employee Internet surfing (or email).

    It's all bullshit. To even get close to what they're trying to prove, they need to document time spent:
    • going to the bathroom
    • gabbing with cow-orkers
    • staring at the ceiling
    • talking to family & friends on the phone
    • scratching their ass

    Here's a clue for all those busybody "researchers" and managers who think they're getting ruined by Internet surfing: It's none of your business what a clerical employee is doing at any particular time. There are only a couple of things you need to worry about:
    1. Results being produced
    2. Few laws being broken
    3. Resources not being wasted

    Other than that, mind your freaking business, and stop prying into your employees' personal work habits. Sticking them into a warren of veal-raising pens, you're lucky they get anything useful done at all.
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  131. Porn pop-ups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, 15 minutes per person to close porn pop-ups and spam is probably about right. Sounds like the typical inept IT department that can't run proper filtering proxies...

  132. Is the pope a Catholic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next week he'll release a report into the scatological habits of ursine mammals concluding that bears do, indeed, shit in the woods...

  133. Re:Lies, damned lies, statistics and reporters. by dmatos · · Score: 1

    Using the non-cited stats on wiki, a blink takes 100ms start to finish, and there are 10 blinks per minute on average. 16h/day (awake), 60min/h, 365.25d/y

    Almost 100h/year (per person) spent blinking.

    The US actually wastes almost 30 billion hours per year blinking!

    'cause knowing is half the battle!

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  134. MOD PARENT UP by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Clear thinking amongst the slashdrones stands out like a beacon in the darkness. Thanks.

  135. In door but no Out door. by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

    One problem with government employees is that once they get a job, it is almost impossible get rid of them. I knew a guy that worked at an AFB that was transfered to another dept because he was too productive. The problem was he was increasing the output of the dept and this was causing the management to expect a higher production level. This meant the rest of the dept would have to contribute to this and they didn't like it. Didn't have the internet back then, but with the internet, I can see this problem only getting worse. AR

  136. May be a blessing by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    Actually, given who is in office, ie. the current administration, and all those SLEEZEBAG REPLUBLICANS in congress, what did you really expect? However, in my view, the news of government employees surfing sex and gambling sites may not be such a bad thing. That means they're spending less time stomping on your rights and freedoms and less time thinking up new ways to screw you and steal you blind. In fact, I'd say let's all chip in and contribute our favorite sex and gambling sites to help them out... http://www.thehun.net/ and http://www.goldenpalace.com/ would be good places to start. WARNING to good, honest working folks-- these are NOT work-friendly sites! For all you govt surfers out there though-- rock on and bon' appetit!

  137. Provide faster internet, increase performance by LookingNowhere · · Score: 0

    It is good to see that government employees are only spending 15 minutes a week in slack time (2004/7763). But, I'm wondering how much of that time is spent waiting on web pages to download. If we provided faster internet connections to the US employees, then perhaps we could cut the slack time down to 7 minutes a week

    -looking

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  138. who cares if they surf the web by jgercken · · Score: 1

    Having worked in the Federal sector I have to chuckle at this. The sad truth is that most of the gov't IT employees I've encountered are only capable of producing at levels equivalent to those in the private sector who earn about 50% less. Factor in the bureaucracy-induced ineffectiveness of 40% and you've got a net waste of about 90%. So what if they're surfing the web during extended periods, it's not the root cause and consequently isn't going to impact anything.

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  139. If Bush cared about the environment... by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1

    ... they'd have plenty more to do. They're in a circling pattern waiting to get axed or hired away to lobby their former coworkers.

    1. Re:If Bush cared about the environment... by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1
      They're in a circling pattern waiting to get axed or hired away to lobby their former coworkers

      actually that came out a little harsh on the employees. they're good people probably doing the best they can. what i mean to say was that when the higher-ups don't value the job you're doing, you're bound to lose morale and turn to other things for your time. the fact that it apparently comes to only 15 minutes a day i think is a testament to their dedication.

  140. Ok, fine by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    They lose productivity to these web site visits.

    But how much do they gain in increased morale from people getting to take quick breaks?

    A high morale employee who maintains said morale by taking an hour out of the day in visits to various websites is likely more productive than a low or even moderate morale employee who simply works straight through for 8 hours. Granted, the type of work being done and the workload will have an influence on how big a factor this is, but I haven't seen this discussed at all in any reports. It might be buried somewhere in the original report, but it can be a significant enough factor that the press summaries should include it.

  141. In other words... by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    the U.S. government STILL doesn't have a clue about technology, how to use it appropriately or how to secure it.

    ALL of that can be blocked by relatively inexpensive (for enterprises or governments) products like Surf Control or Websense. I know there are several open source solutions out there, too. Spend about $200k and save $2 billion. Easy math.