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You should add links. To a funny site.

Shit
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fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
tits
Even more tits
Your mom's tits

R.I.P.

You should add links. To a funny site.

Shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
tits
Even more tits
Your mom's tits

R.I.P.

Because "God" doesn't seem to believe in neat, orthogonal, cohesive coding.

In other words, God writes spagetti code?

Basically, I dunno, I have no problem believing that some people _are_ born smarter.

Normal people think I'm pretty smart, and yeah, I have the ability to figure things out, I read really fast, I'm creative, but in a lot of things that most people take for granted I'm incredibly stupid (e.g. I have the hardest time getting laid).

...calling WP (or anything) less biased is basically unfalsifiable. How could we be sure? How could we even measure something like that?

Personally, I have some faith in the "marketplace of ideas",

Move over, Spagetti Monster, we gots us a new religion!

...calling WP (or anything) less biased is basically unfalsifiable. How could we be sure? How could we even measure something like that?

Personally, I have some faith in the "marketplace of ideas",

Move over, Spagetti Monster, we gots us a new religion!

Better yet, if your teacher won't let you use wikipedia, use Uncyclopedia.

Better yet, if your teacher won't let you use wikipedia, use Uncyclopedia.

42 demoted to Penultimate Answer
14 June 2008

MAGRATHEA, SOULIANIS-RAHM TWIN STAR SYSTEM, HORSEHEAD NEBULA -- The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and other Professional Thinking Persons have reached a consensus on whether or not 42 will remain the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything and decided that the answer is not, in fact, 42, despite popular belief.

42, formerly the Ultimate Answer, before its demotion to Penultimate Answer.Their statement is as follows:

"The AUPSLOPTP members gathered at the 2007 General Assembly agreed that an Ultimate Answer is defined as any string of text that (a) is an answer to a question, (b) has sufficient meaning for its self-awareness to overcome rigid philosophical forces so that it assumes a meaningful equilibrium (nearly well-rounded) profile, and (c) has cleared up what the Question is around the [time] of its unveiling.

"This means that as of yet we do not have an Ultimate Answer. A new distinct class of answers called 'Penultimate Answers' was also decided. It was agreed that 'Ultimate Answer' and 'Penultimate Answers' are two distinct classes of answers. The first members of the 'Penultimate Answers' category are 42, 23 and NJ_42+23 (temporary name). More 'Penultimate Answers' are expected to be announced by the AUPSLOPTP in the coming centuries and millenia. Currently a dozen candidate 'Penultimate Answers' are listed on AUPSLOPTP's 'Penultimate Answers' watchlist, which keeps changing as new answers are found and the meanings of the existing candidates become better known."

Many fans of Douglas Adams were outraged at the statement. Indeed, several DNA fans who were members of the AUPSLOPTP who were standing behind their spokesbeing immediately attacked the spokesbeing with their 42-embroidered towels. Galaxywide protests are ensuing to protest the demotion of 42 to Penultimate Answer, saying that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy firmly defines the Ultimate Answer as 42. Earth has its own claims; see Google, Ask.com, and Windows Live Search (in order of credibility).

However, Lunkwill and Fook, the programmers of Deep Thought, say that Douglas Adams would have understood 42's demotion.

"Oh, well, that's life," they said. I am so sexy baby. Unh Unh Unh guess what I am doing

Marvin the Paranoid Android, however, rebutted the claim saying "Life... don't talk to me about life."

[edit] Sources
The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and other Professional Thinking Persons "AUPSLOPTP's announcement of demotion". The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and other Professional Thinking Persons, February 29, 2007
Vroomfondel "Lunkwill and Fook say Adams would have understood 42's demotion". Forty-twix News, April 20, 2007

I should point out that the Wikipedia page linked to above states that tin whisker problems 'are negligible in modern alloys,' but can we trust Wikipedia?

If course not! I left my cat alone with wikipedia and wikipedia huffed it!

Never trust wikipedia. It'll huff anything.

SUV
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"In Soviet Russia, the environment f*cks up SUVs!!" ~ Russian Reversal on SUVs

Supersized Urban Vehicle This overgrown station wagon allows hefty drivers of a certain weight to get to work without taking the city bus or a semi. It claims to be the first plus-sized vehicle since the transport truck capable of hauling a 300 pound parent, 3 doubleplus sized ungood children, and 20 bags of groceries without breaking the axles and blowing out the rear tires. Although 2 out of 3 SUV drivers are simply gargantuan, the classier models frequently sport a skinny pinny hauling her brood of 200 pound children to various sport like activities and fast food restaurants. It has also been known to compensate for the gigantic ego of said drivers, and has been known to make the male reproductive organs larger.

SUV is also an acronym for School Transport, Tart Wagon or Chelsea Tractor, in a manner of speaking.

SUV drivers have many natural enemies. The SUV driver's desire to use a mobile phone, smoke, drink coffee all at once and their apparent hatred of all two wheeled vehicles has made them universally hated.

For those who are unclear on the definition of "hyperbole", please read the above quoted sentence.

For those who are unclear on the definition of bullshit, please read the linked bullshit.

The summary is not, in fact, hyperbole. You should consult a dictionary. This is the 21st century. Today we use the internet as our medium of speech, press, and assembly. There is no exageration whatever when the GP says that the ISP owns the one wire that delivers those three freedoms to us.

There is no other way besides the internet to make my views known to more than a few people. Until the internet, freedom of the press was restricted to those with the money to buy a press. Your freedom of assembly was restricted to physicality.

Now that I and my fellow peons have freedom of the press, speech, and assembly, that the rich bastards who have owned knowedge, its dissimination, and indeed freedom itself have always had, they're scared shitless.

Well, not quite shitless, as the bullshit I'm responding to can attest. But drowning us normal people (peons) in bullshit is what the rich have always done. The ionternet gives US a shovel.

Encyclopædia Britannica
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  Encyclopædia Britannica
The Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of Britannica Spears with her latest creation, the Encyclopaedia BrittanicaThe Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of internationally-renowned scholar Britannica "Britney" Spears. Covering every imaginable topic from Aardvarks to ZZ Top, the Brittanica is respected worldwide both for the substantial academic weight that its prose contains and for the number of encyclopædia salespeople who have broken their backs travelling door-to-door with a complete set of these fine volumes.

Originally, Ms. Spears had set out simply to write a short essay on the Aardvark population of Australia and Austria but somehow she got carried away. In less time than it takes to say Oops, I did it again! the entire 41-volume set was a reality, revolutionising the academic community at the stroke of a pen.

[edit] The Encyclopædia
The first edition of the encyclopædia has sold out long ago; copies are very rare indeed and fetch upwards of 1 million at exclusive Sotheby's auctions among the moneyed and lettered elite of Great Britain.

A second edition, the exclusive Baby One More Time box set is still available but copies are becoming very scarce indeed and dealers in rare books are doing their utmost to lay their hands on a copy before all are gone.

Noted fikiwiddler Andrew Orlowski says that the Briteyannica is much better than Uncyclopedia.

[edit] See also
Albert Einstein
Oxford University
Oxford English Dictionary
Sorbonne of Paris
NASA
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica"

Encyclopædia Britannica
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  Encyclopædia Britannica
The Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of Britannica Spears with her latest creation, the Encyclopaedia BrittanicaThe Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of internationally-renowned scholar Britannica "Britney" Spears. Covering every imaginable topic from Aardvarks to ZZ Top, the Brittanica is respected worldwide both for the substantial academic weight that its prose contains and for the number of encyclopædia salespeople who have broken their backs travelling door-to-door with a complete set of these fine volumes.

Originally, Ms. Spears had set out simply to write a short essay on the Aardvark population of Australia and Austria but somehow she got carried away. In less time than it takes to say Oops, I did it again! the entire 41-volume set was a reality, revolutionising the academic community at the stroke of a pen.

[edit] The Encyclopædia
The first edition of the encyclopædia has sold out long ago; copies are very rare indeed and fetch upwards of 1 million at exclusive Sotheby's auctions among the moneyed and lettered elite of Great Britain.

A second edition, the exclusive Baby One More Time box set is still available but copies are becoming very scarce indeed and dealers in rare books are doing their utmost to lay their hands on a copy before all are gone.

Noted fikiwiddler Andrew Orlowski says that the Briteyannica is much better than Uncyclopedia.

[edit] See also
Albert Einstein
Oxford University
Oxford English Dictionary
Sorbonne of Paris
NASA
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica"

Encyclopædia Britannica
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

  Encyclopædia Britannica
The Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of Britannica Spears with her latest creation, the Encyclopaedia BrittanicaThe Encyclopædia Britannica is the only official compilation of the vast scholarly wisdom of internationally-renowned scholar Britannica "Britney" Spears. Covering every imaginable topic from Aardvarks to ZZ Top, the Brittanica is respected worldwide both for the substantial academic weight that its prose contains and for the number of encyclopædia salespeople who have broken their backs travelling door-to-door with a complete set of these fine volumes.

Originally, Ms. Spears had set out simply to write a short essay on the Aardvark population of Australia and Austria but somehow she got carried away. In less time than it takes to say Oops, I did it again! the entire 41-volume set was a reality, revolutionising the academic community at the stroke of a pen.

[edit] The Encyclopædia
The first edition of the encyclopædia has sold out long ago; copies are very rare indeed and fetch upwards of 1 million at exclusive Sotheby's auctions among the moneyed and lettered elite of Great Britain.

A second edition, the exclusive Baby One More Time box set is still available but copies are becoming very scarce indeed and dealers in rare books are doing their utmost to lay their hands on a copy before all are gone.

Noted fikiwiddler Andrew Orlowski says that the Briteyannica is much better than Uncyclopedia.

[edit] See also
Albert Einstein
Oxford University
Oxford English Dictionary
Sorbonne of Paris
NASA
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica"

I hope they mean this type of Extreme Programming.

Wikipedia is your friend.

So is uncyclopedia.

"I wanted to eat his head... but when I put it into my gaping maw, it tasted like the SHIT that's inside of it." ~ Cthulhu on Jack's Head

Jack Thompson was born February 31, -1337 - January 21, 2045, in South Africa, and is a lawyer/activist/communist for which he is famed for being a joyless blowhard who blames all of the world's problems on radio, video games, and the price of tea in China. Strangely, he is ranked number fourteen out of thousands on Call of Duty 4. He actively campaigns against video game violence and the fact that nobody takes him seriously. He has no friends, has no grasp of logic and reality and as such is completely oblivious to what people in possession of more than five brain cells call factual information. This is why Jack wants to ban video games like Pokémon since he claims it promotes paganism, and Grand Theft Auto, which isn't quite as bad as Pokémon. Everyone hates Jack Thompson, including Jesus and his own mother.

Remember: A kitten dies every time a story is tagged "suddenoutbreakofcommonsense."

Did someone say kittens? Mmmmmm kittens!

I like the tiny orange ones, they'll fuck you up real good

From the RIAA? More likely he's its President. There's an UnNews interview with Mitch Brainwol discussing the "analog hole" (or "a-hole" as he calls it in the interview)

From the RIAA? More likely he's its President. There's an UnNews interview with Mitch Brainwol discussing the "analog hole" (or "a-hole" as he calls it in the interview)

:-)

I originally wrote it for Uncyclopedia over a year ago. It's somewhat disappointing that every dot still applies.

"Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks" ~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

"The Internet is a Series of Tubes!" ~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them." ~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

"Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed" ~ The Nerd Association on the internet

"It's not all just cybergeeks and girls with their tops off!" ~ Internet Expert on Internet's contents

"Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!" ~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

"The internet is for porn" ~ Your Mom on the Internet

"lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!" ~ A noob on The internet

The Internet is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

"Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks" ~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

"The Internet is a Series of Tubes!" ~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them." ~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

"Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed" ~ The Nerd Association on the internet

"It's not all just cybergeeks and girls with their tops off!" ~ Internet Expert on Internet's contents

"Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!" ~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

"The internet is for porn" ~ Your Mom on the Internet

"lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!" ~ A noob on The internet

The Internet is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

"Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks" ~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

"The Internet is a Series of Tubes!" ~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them." ~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

"Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed" ~ The Nerd Association on the internet

"It's not all just cybergeeks and girls with their tops off!" ~ Internet Expert on Internet's contents

"Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!" ~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

"The internet is for porn" ~ Your Mom on the Internet

"lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!" ~ A noob on The internet

The Internet is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

"Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks" ~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

"The Internet is a Series of Tubes!" ~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them." ~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

"Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed" ~ The Nerd Association on the internet

"It's not all just cybergeeks and girls with their tops off!" ~ Internet Expert on Internet's contents

"Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!" ~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

"The internet is for porn" ~ Your Mom on the Internet

"lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!" ~ A noob on The internet

The Internet is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

"Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks" ~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

"The Internet is a Series of Tubes!" ~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them." ~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

"Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed" ~ The Nerd Association on the internet

"It's not all just cybergeeks and girls with their tops off!" ~ Internet Expert on Internet's contents

"Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!" ~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

"The internet is for porn" ~ Your Mom on the Internet

"lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!" ~ A noob on The internet

The Internet is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

"Or be even more of a smartass, and write a bot that links all Wikipedia articles to Kevin Bacon's!"

Didn't someone already do that to the Uncyclopedia and Oscar Wilde?

"Or be even more of a smartass, and write a bot that links all Wikipedia articles to Kevin Bacon's!"

Didn't someone already do that to the Uncyclopedia and Oscar Wilde?

"An IQ test given over the Internet is not a true or reliable IQ test at all!" -Captain Obvious

Ever since Captain America died, we have to look to Captain Obvious to save us from these things.

So I'd like to thank GamePolitics, Scuttlemonkey, and especially the Florida judge for brightening up this bad bad Wednesday!

Oh yea, and I want to thank Jack Thompson too, since if he wasn't such a stupid, obnoxious, self-serving buffoon this story would have never made it to slashdot!

My life is SO filled with coincidences. Last night at Felber's one of the ladies there called me a "fuckmonkey" (in regards to my bringing Amy there half an hour before taking Tami there), I just got back fro Top Cat's, where today's drink special is the "Drunk Monkey", and now the Jack Thompson story brought to us by Scuttlemonkey!

Weird. But not as weird as Jack Thompson.

Troll (Internet)
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An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial and usually irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.[2]

Trolls Habitat
Trolls live everywhere where n00bs congregate. As they needs n00bs to live on, they keep a special place in their homes. Their homes harry is like bob the builder

Troll (Internet)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial and usually irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.[2]

Trolls Habitat
Trolls live everywhere where n00bs congregate. As they needs n00bs to live on, they keep a special place in their homes. Their homes harry is like bob the builder

"...And then you add some RITZ and bake it in the oven on 800F for 35 minutes..." ~ Martha Stewart on Her new baby casserole

You know it makes sense.The human baby is considered a delicacy in many parts of the world, and thus a considerable following has built around it. So-called "Babiseurs" swap recipes and tips for achieving maximum flavour and the appropriate texture. It is well-known that human baby is the best tasting food in the entire universe.

Democrazy
(pronounced "Dem-OCH-Ray-Zee," "Dem-O-CRA-zee" and "Bicycle horn") describes a series of related governments linked by election of leaders by madmen. With origins in ancient Greece, Rome, south Asia and the inseam of my pants, democrazy has grown and expanded throughout history to become the preferred form of rule around the world. Even the sternest dictatorships, seeing the need to cloak their regimes in popular will, call themselves democrazies and encourage secret police to stick warm glue in their ears.

The principles of democrazy emphasize the importance of the lunatic in government, and the necessity of handing the lunatic the keys to education, business and nuclear warheads. Democrazy is not without its skeptics, but most criticisms are drowned in a chorus of duck calls.

"...And then you add some RITZ and bake it in the oven on 800F for 35 minutes..." ~ Martha Stewart on Her new baby casserole

You know it makes sense.The human baby is considered a delicacy in many parts of the world, and thus a considerable following has built around it. So-called "Babiseurs" swap recipes and tips for achieving maximum flavour and the appropriate texture. It is well-known that human baby is the best tasting food in the entire universe.

Democrazy
(pronounced "Dem-OCH-Ray-Zee," "Dem-O-CRA-zee" and "Bicycle horn") describes a series of related governments linked by election of leaders by madmen. With origins in ancient Greece, Rome, south Asia and the inseam of my pants, democrazy has grown and expanded throughout history to become the preferred form of rule around the world. Even the sternest dictatorships, seeing the need to cloak their regimes in popular will, call themselves democrazies and encourage secret police to stick warm glue in their ears.

The principles of democrazy emphasize the importance of the lunatic in government, and the necessity of handing the lunatic the keys to education, business and nuclear warheads. Democrazy is not without its skeptics, but most criticisms are drowned in a chorus of duck calls.

You're comparing Greenp[eace to terrorists? I was going to comment bashing them but damn, man! I have this mental image of Jack Thompson joining Greenpeace now.

Wikipedia link
Uncyclopedia link

Cool, can't wait to have my pan-galactic neutrino-based mobile phone!

Screw that, I want another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster! Those things will fuck you up real good, better than tiny orange kittens.

Just like all the bullshit because of those Mohammed pictures over here in scandinavia, I mean who gives a fuck?

I would say the Muslims, but UnNews says I'm wrong.

Or Jesus for all I care, or may I say it _YOUR MOM_ to whoever reads this :D

They have an article about your mom, too.

Just like all the bullshit because of those Mohammed pictures over here in scandinavia, I mean who gives a fuck?

I would say the Muslims, but UnNews says I'm wrong.

Or Jesus for all I care, or may I say it _YOUR MOM_ to whoever reads this :D

They have an article about your mom, too.

don't usually complain about badly written summaries, but this one made my head explode.

Heads don't explode, they as plode".

"A little asplosion is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely hilarious" ~ Oscar Wilde on a splode

It's funny because I tried to think in just one stereotype for Americans and couldn't get one, It's a mix of almost everything made in the 20th century (I blame the media) It's not like "the first word that comes to your mind". It can be anything from a fat, lazy and illiterate rotten.com troll.. to a Noam Chomsky kind of mind (Yes I know he's Jewish)

And yes if you take everything to the lowest common the answer will be a bully child It's fat/big, messes with everything in his reach and everyone know how it ends in adulthood. BTW

The French are nice, they have several revolutions on their account (French Revolution, May '68 etc.)They women are just neat, good food, good movies. France should deserve better in the "the first word that comes to your mind" thing as is the case of Americans .. just my 0.2c

Yet the existence of goatse disproves the existence of a higher power.

Goatse ^ 42

There, I disproved your theory mathematically.

The rest of the jokes write themselves.

No, all the jokes write themselves. Except the one about black holes. As TFA says, information can escape from a black hole, but after getting out of one of the damned things it's way too tired to talk and besides, it has a headache right now.

The rest of the jokes write themselves.

No, all the jokes write themselves. Except the one about black holes. As TFA says, information can escape from a black hole, but after getting out of one of the damned things it's way too tired to talk and besides, it has a headache right now.

Actually, Vista also has UI guidelines. It's just that nobody cares.

RIAA factbook info on Estonia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Estonia

Africa
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"Africa is" ... "piss" ... "You'll get your balls cut off." ~ Totally accurate quote from a native African (source)

"The only thing positive about Africa is HIV." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Africa is the scariest part of the Epcot." ~ George W. Bush

"Only in the board game risk does Africa truly shine" ~ Risk Champion Rob Schneider on Africa

"How did we get internet access to write this?" ~ Africans

Africa is widely agreed to be Earth's shittiest continent, in more ways than one. For one thing, most of the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, genocide, and hopelessness. Also, it is caked in feces. Not a pleasant place to be, all things considered. It's got exotic animals though. Suh-weet!

Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education.
This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

"Godwin's Law is precisely like Hitler. The similarities between Godwin's law and the Nazis are uncanny. People who start screaming that the fascist law of Godwin has been invoked are no better then the guards at the Nazi death camps." ~ Godwin's Law on Godwin's Law

Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Apparition) is a scientific law. It is not a theory!

The law states:

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Nazis or Hitler spontaneously materialising and enacting systematic genocide against the poster approaches one.
Godwin's Law does not question whether the genocide enacted by Hitler or the Nazis might be appropriate or justified, but only asserts that the enactment of one is increasingly probable.

The most frequent invocation of the law today is found on Wikipedia, where discussion threads for the most trivial of topics cover pages and pages. This explains the origin of the WikiNazis who roam the site, permitting only their warped "NOPV" version of the facts. See also slashdot

Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education.
This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

"Godwin's Law is precisely like Hitler. The similarities between Godwin's law and the Nazis are uncanny. People who start screaming that the fascist law of Godwin has been invoked are no better then the guards at the Nazi death camps." ~ Godwin's Law on Godwin's Law

Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Apparition) is a scientific law. It is not a theory!

The law states:

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Nazis or Hitler spontaneously materialising and enacting systematic genocide against the poster approaches one.
Godwin's Law does not question whether the genocide enacted by Hitler or the Nazis might be appropriate or justified, but only asserts that the enactment of one is increasingly probable.

The most frequent invocation of the law today is found on Wikipedia, where discussion threads for the most trivial of topics cover pages and pages. This explains the origin of the WikiNazis who roam the site, permitting only their warped "NOPV" version of the facts. See also slashdot