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Mormon Church Goes After WikiLeaks

An anonymous reader writes "The Mormon Church has instructed its lawyers to gag the Internet over WikiLeaks' release of the 1968 and 1999 versions of its confidential handbook for Church leaders. Apart from attacking WikiLeaks, legal demands were sent to Jimmy Wales of the WikiMedia foundation for a WikiNews article merely linking to the material, and scribd.com has also been censored. WikiLeaks has (of course) refused to remove the documents."

1,172 comments

  1. "Gag the Internet" by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)

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    1. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)
      "Dum, dum, dum, dum, DUM!"
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    2. Re:"Gag the Internet" by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I usually say "jello uphill with a toothpick", myself.
      Maybe Barbara Streisand can write a song about WikiLeaks.

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    3. Re:"Gag the Internet" by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)

      John Lennon said it:

      Like trying to shovel smoke
      with a pitchfork
      in the wind

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    4. Re:"Gag the Internet" by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1, Funny

      CORNY CLICHE MODE ENGAGED...

      "Some m****rf****rs are always trying to ice skate uphill."

      --Wesley Snipes as Blade

        EO CORNY CLICHE MODE...

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    5. Re:"Gag the Internet" by thisissilly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Step 1: Place stick in water. Leave enough to hold on to with both hands poking out.
      Step 2: Freeze the water.
      Step 3: Push the frozen water uphill with the stick.

    6. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gehrehmee · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Gag the Internet" I had no idea Mormons were so kinky.

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    7. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: Profit

    8. Re:"Gag the Internet" by KnightMB · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-) Especially since I just made a torrent for the file in question :-) Get the torrent here: http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/4187865/Mormon_Church_Handbook_of_Instructions_(1999).4187865.TPB.torrent
    9. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)
      ... Into a genie bottle through a toothpase tube!!!
    10. Re:"Gag the Internet" by PachmanP · · Score: 0

      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: Profit!

      Although, step 4 is a pretty big leap me thinks.

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    11. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WheelDweller · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Very funny! And you're really close to the truth, actually.

      One of their leaders, circa 1800-something went to Ejypt, and brought back a document he claimed would explain how Mormons were based in truth, the connection to [the current] Jesus Christ, etc to the new world, as soon as he was done translating it.

      Trouble is, it was nothing. Some kind of funerary manifest or something- had nothing to do with Christ, or even religion. (And why did he go to Egypt for it?) It was hidden for a long time, but recently it not only surfaced, but was translated. It's just another example of how this religion, despite it's really good people, is founded on human vanity, not evidential nor historical.

      It's sad, really, but they'll try to hide that document again, say it never happened, but it's one of dozens of re-thinks on the base of the religion that falls. Adding three words ("other" to be specific) to the Bible has turned it upside down- there's a current, living Christ, and a current, living Satan, but they're somehow spirit-brothers and live until they die. (Gods die?)

      There's more wrong with it than fish soda, but the people are nice folk...and that's what makes it sad. :

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    12. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      "Gag the Internet" I had no idea Mormons were so kinky.
      Mormons have long been known for exemplary kinkiness in the face of unyielding repression, but I think, as far as gagging the Internet goes, Max Hardcore beats them hands-down.
    13. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Mormon Church threatens internet
      2. Mormon Church ends up with a new "boyfriend" named Reality
      3. Prophet

    14. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea...there are all kinds of those mormon 'elders' (19 year old boys, in pairs, in shirts and ties) here in Japan...in the 'Kinki' area of Japan, to be precise...;-)

    15. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      "Gag the Internet" I had no idea Mormons were so kinky.
      Q: What is the difference between Mormons and Muslims?
      A: Mormons want their 72 virgins now....
    16. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Fishead · · Score: 5, Funny

      My Dad used to always say "Poking butter up a wildcat's ass"

      I find it gives a good mental picture of difficult, and not worth trying.

    17. Re:"Gag the Internet" by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      Good point: carrying the analogy over, the only way to "gag the internet" would be to "freeze" it (stop data transfer), and "push it back" (make it so the servers holding that data can't reconnect to new internets).

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    18. Re:"Gag the Internet" by yuriyg · · Score: 1

      Well, all you have to do is clog all the tubes!

    19. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      I can't believe no one said "Step 4: Profit!"

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    20. Re:"Gag the Internet" by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you dig deep enough in the wikileak chain, I think they originally said something about "ball-gag the intern", but you know how the intertubes twist everything all up...

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    21. Re:"Gag the Internet" by apt-get+moo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well done, now they'll send a gag order to Slashdot and TPB too. Not that we would care though.

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    22. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like your dad had WAY too much time on his hands.

    23. Re:"Gag the Internet" by TheSpoom · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:"Gag the Internet" by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like time isn't all he had on his hands!

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    25. Re:"Gag the Internet" by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It would be impossible to do, but somehow I doubt that the LDS Church is actually attempting to "gag the Internet".

      It seems to me that anyone who owns copyrighted material has the right to prevent that material from being published by an unauthorized third party. If this were Tor suing WikiLeaks for publishing an online copy of a new sci-fi novel, we'd probably all be siding with Tor instead of WikiLeaks.

      The handbook in question is, in fact, copyrighted by the LDS Church; WikiLeaks' publishing of that material is a violation of that copyright.

      Now I'm all in favor of openness in religions but copyright should be respected. In my opinion this move by the LDS Church is more about maintaining and enforcing its copyright than anything else.

      (Disclaimer - I am a member of the LDS Church. I've read much of the Church Handbook of Instructions and I can't think of anything the Church would want to hide.)

    26. Re:"Gag the Internet" by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disclaimer: IAAM

      That being said, how is this different from any other person orrganization requesting removal of copyrighted material? (pretty much all LDS materials are copyrighted). Sure, most slashdotters don't believe in copyright, but this sort of stuff happens all the time. The church copyrights stuff not to make a profit (the leaders of the church do not make money based on how much the church makes), but so that things aren't taken out of context. As has been said down the thread, there is nothing crazy about this book that would drive people away from the church, but this now allows for tons of things to be taken out of context (things taken out of context are the main reason that people think the LDS church is so weird... that, and flat out lies about it).

    27. Re:"Gag the Internet" by LandDolphin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is probably why religions should not be allowed to copyright their religious texts.


      Copyrights should be reserved for Business, and such.

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    28. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Disclaimer: IAAM So, how does the magic underwear feel?
    29. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know... mormons aren't the only religion to wear clothing to symbolize things. The only difference I see is that they don't try to show it off (since it's underwear, not outerwear). Jews have yamakas, Catholics have crosses, etc... "The clergy and many of the committed in almost all major faiths wear special clothing. For Latter-day Saints, among whom there is no professional ministry, men and women from all walks of life share in the callings, responsibilities, and blessings of the priesthood. Their sacred clothing, representing covenants with God, is worn under rather than outside their street clothes." (http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/temples/mormon_underwear.html).

      Why do the mormons get picked on so much?

    30. Re:"Gag the Internet" by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Until that is the case, any entity has the right to enforce any and all copyrights it owns.

    31. Re:"Gag the Internet" by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, the good old "Out of Context" defense. Only slightly higher on the stupid scale than the "Chewbacca defense".

    32. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a very valid defense, considering all the damage that has been done to the church's image due to bad context.

    33. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Woundweavr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you might think that because you are a Mormon. Hate to tell you... The Church of LDS is weird. Portraying NA as a lost tribe of Israel, the Garden of Eden and the new Jerusalem in Jackson County Missouri, history of polygamy in Western society as a central tenet of faith (followed by denouncing that practice), the tiering of the "Celestial Kingdom" and the structure and demands of the church is weird.

      Weird is not inherently good or bad. This isn't an attack on Mormonism. But realistically LDS is a church that formed as what was considered then (and would be now) a cult with frankly bizarre practices and beliefs that retreated from developed areas of America and formed its own isolated community. The fact that some of the stranger pieces of theology have been disavowed or deemphasized and that the membership has increased greatly doesn't change that its a weird church.

    34. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Nethead · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sikh men wear "funny underwear" too. Kaccha is a pair of shorts. This is special, slightly longer type of underwear and is symbolic of continence and a high moral character. Like breeches, Kaccha can be worn on their own without causing embarrassment. Thus it is quite useful in hot weather, swimming and sports activities. It also reminds the Sikh of the need for self-restrain over passions and desires. They are worn with a knotted string that takes a few moments to untie. This gives the Sikh a moment to reflect on why he is taking his pants off. Google the term "Kakkar" for more information.

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    35. Re:"Gag the Internet" by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer - not humour impaired (or disagreeing at all with the sentiments expressed) - just "nerdy pedantry"

      pushing water uphill with a sharp stick

      Not impossible -- if you freeze it first (the water, not the stick)

    36. Re:"Gag the Internet" by c · · Score: 1

      > Step 2: Freeze the water.

      Well, now we know why this kind of gag order is called a "chilling effect".

      c.

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    37. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Water + Stick = ice lolly. Very easy to push up hill.

      Putting a disgruntled baboon in a paper bag, now that's a mataphor!

    38. Re:"Gag the Internet" by IdleTime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You don't think magical underwear is weired? You must be a mormon.. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are. Some piece of clothes all of a sudden have magic meaning. It's so absurd it's beyond comprehension. And no, I don;t care if you call yourself mormon or muslim or anything else. If you think religious clothing is a must, you have some serious mental issues.

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    39. Re:"Gag the Internet" by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Amen. I think that if a church wants to be recognized by the IRS as a religion for taxation purposes then it should be forced to surrender all copyrights to the public domain, and be blocked from copyrighting anything ever again (please note this should only apply to the church's materials, not to a member writing a "Mormonism for Dummies" book).

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    40. Re:"Gag the Internet" by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget the undeniable racism inherent to the religion. Basically if you have dark skin you were punished by God. Yet another thing they laughably try to excise from their "religion" like polygamy. Apparently God changes his mind, you know.

    41. Re:"Gag the Internet" by rmav · · Score: 1

      Why do the mormons get picked on so much? You have to blame House, M.D. It all started with "Big love" ;-)
      Roberto
    42. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Goliath · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually? The more context you have about the LDS church, the weirder it seems. To an observer who doesn't know anything about the church's history, it just seems like a sect that is strict and conservative, but not that strange.

      I'm not saying that there haven't been lies and things taken out of context, but an awful lot of the time, Mormons exposed to actual historical facts assume that they're just lies.

      The more you learn, the weirder it gets.

    43. Re:"Gag the Internet" by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      (Disclaimer - I am a member of the LDS Church. I've read much of the Church Handbook of Instructions and I can't think of anything the Church would want to hide.)


      I'm sure like all organized hierarchical religions, it doesn't want the world peering in. This is no different than $cientology trying to block the publication of private materials via copyright law. I think, considering the prominence and importance placed on organized religions in our society, that the public good is in fact served by the release of such documents, and that by trying to block publication of this material the Mormon Church is only propagating the feeling that they have something to hide.

      No one is making money here. This isn't some jackass selling unauthorized copies of Harry Potter, it's clearly something the Church doesn't want being put out there ending up on the Internet. The most pathetic part is that they seem to actually think that copyright threats will have some effect. The day when a church could censor what the public sees is long gone, unless they're like the Vatican, and they manage to keep the archives under lock and key.
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    44. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not true at all. Nowhere in the Mormon canon and/or official doctrine does it say anything about dark skin. The term "mark" has been used, and certain Mormons in times past have described that mark as being dark skin, but that was just their own racist opinion (which happened to be a popular opinion at the time in American society, not just in the church). One thing people don't really get about the Mormon church is that it has never claimed to be a perfect organization full of perfect people who don't have any flaws. Ever since the church was re-integrated with society at large, it has adjusted along with that society (as much as the theology allows). The LDS church certainly made some cultural blunders in past decades, but there is no inherent racism in the religion. The church has worked to eradicate past racism (that was largely a reflection of the situation in the United States at the time), but if you think there's "undeniable racism inherent to the religion," you just don't know what you're talking about.

    45. Re:"Gag the Internet" by davolfman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are a great many people out there who think the entire picture of a religion should be visible to the public. Thus when a faith tries to have hidden knowledge it appears as having one face to the public, and another face to the initiates. If the LDS church didn't have these practices Lighthouse and company wouldn't even exist.

      It's pretty much the same reason by which people fight Scientology as well. There's simply a drastic difference in magnitude, with Scientology making much scarier threats, and having the vast portion of their entire religion be hidden knowledge.

    46. Re:"Gag the Internet" by electrictroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's wrong with polygamy?

      This is a "free" country, is it not? I should be able to marry as many women (or men) as I want. It's my "right to pursue happiness" in whatever form that takes (and as long as no one is physically harmed).

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    47. Re:"Gag the Internet" by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Nowhere in the Mormon canon and/or official doctrine does it say anything about dark skin.

      It was official doctrine that black people couldn't hold the priesthood, though. That pretty much reads like punishment to me.

      (disclaimer: I'm an ex-Mormon, but I'm perfectly happy to let people practice whatever faith they choose. I have *no* intention of starting a religious flamewar, but I really thought that that point needed to be made.)

    48. Re:"Gag the Internet" by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      It's undeniably true. http://www.angelfire.com/ms/seanie/mormon/lds_racism.html

      You can deny it all you want. Just like God changed his mind about polygamy, apparently, now you're claiming Mormons are changing their mind about racism. Is it a religion, or shared fiction you get to make up as you go? Don't worry - Christians do the same thing, pick and choose from their supposedly holy beliefs to "adapt to society".

    49. Re:"Gag the Internet" by cens0r · · Score: 1

      If you can find multiple women willing to marry you I don't have much of a problem with it. Unfortunately, polygamists are usually marrying 12 year old girls.

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    50. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it turn you on to ask people about how their underwear feels?

    51. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Step 2: Freeze the water. Ah. The canadian way ;-)
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    52. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Woundweavr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First, again weird != wrong || bad.

      Second, if three dudes and two chicks or five chicks and dude or two dudes and a transvestite want to shack up, more power to them. Polygamy as a recognized civil marriage/union is only problematic in that it allows chaining and isn't very scalable.

      ie
      If Jim wants to marry Jane, everything is cool (and eventually Jim and Joe will be cool outside my home state)
      If Jim wants to marry Mary then, does Jane have to marry Mary, or can he be married to two people who have no official relationship? The problem becomes apparent when one realizes the traditional special privileges involved with the marital bond (in terms of testimony, economic rights, etc). Having the mafia all "married" to each other would certainly cause some issues.

      There's also the connection between communities of polygamists and child abuse but on an individual family scale one would think this wouldn't be an issue.

      Third, allowing polygamy wouldn't make it unweird. After all, Furries are allowed to exist.

    53. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't think magical underwear is weired?

      IAAM. I don't think they are weird. I do think it is weird that people so credulously believe any rumor they hear about them. I enjoy learning more about other religions and faith traditions, and I think Stendahl's Rules are a good guide.

      (1) When you are trying to understand another religion, you should ask the adherents of that religion and not its enemies.

      (2) Don't compare your best to their worst.

      (3) Leave room for "holy envy."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krister_Stendahl

      This is a pretty clear violation of rule #1. I don't get the impression you particularly care to know much about Mormonism, but it certainly strikes me as ignorant to combine apathy and ignorance and pass it off as having an opinion.

      It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are.

      Stendahl (above) is not a Mormon. Daniel Peterson is. He added a 4th rule to Stendahl's Rules:

      So the principle that came to me on this was that if you are looking at a religious tradition that has a large number of adherents...then there must be something in it that appeals to different people.

      Mormonism, for example, has clearly lasted long enough and has clearly appealed to a wide enough cross section of people that you don't have to concede that it's true to say there must be something there that appeals to people; bright people, practical people, highly educated people, uneducated people; all sorts of people in all sorts of cultures have found something appealing in this movement. The same is true of Hinduism, Islam and Christianity.


      http://www.fairlds.org/Anti-Mormons/Critics_of_the_LDS_Faith.html

      Then again, you may be one of those folks that think all religions are stupid. It's not always obvious whether an anti-Mormon is a belligerent atheist or a belligerent evangelical, but most of them break down into one or the other. (With a smaller category for angry ex-Mormons, I suppose.)

      Some piece of clothes all of a sudden have magic meaning.

      I know. It's so stupid. Like the way we just pretend that all of a sudden patterns of black lines on a white background have meaning and call them letters and numbers. What could be dumber?

      It's so absurd it's beyond comprehension.

      Which means either:
      1. All 11 million Mormons (say 5 or 6 million if you want to just talk about practicing Mormons) are retarded.

      or

      2. Your perception of their beliefs is not accurate.

      I don't think anyone could seriously believe #1, but it makes a nice insult if that's your goal.

      If you think religious clothing is a must, you have some serious mental issues.

      What if you don't think it's a "must". What if you choose to believe that it's merely a symbol of personal commitment and wear it for that reason?

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    54. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      My favorite analogy comes from Joe Rogan on News Radio:

      "Dude, you can't take something off the Internet.. that's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool."

    55. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Let me clarify: I'm not saying the church wasn't racism during certain periods of its history. I'm saying that was largely a reflection of society at large, and the church has removed all the residuals of that from all its policies. That racism was an aspect of people within the church and not the theology, however. From all indications, Joseph Smith was not racist (he was actually quite progressive in that area), and it wasn't an issue until long after he died.

      Also, it wasn't a doctrine that black people couldn't hold the priesthood, it was a policy (and it should be noted that Spencer Kimball had wanted to change that policy for years before he was actually able to). I haven't personally been able to find out when or how or by whom that policy came into existence, but it was not backed by doctrine (and interpretations of symbols in the scriptures, even if they apparently originated from Brigham Young, do not count as doctrine).

    56. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Golden plates.. magical glasses.. Your whole religion is a scam, it was created by a snake oil salesman, a criminal. It's batshit crazy!

      Yes. The idea of people writing their records on metallic tablets is stupid. That has certainly never happened.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_plates#Non-LDS_plates_and_Mormon_apologetics

      Or magical glasses. Yes, that's equally absurd.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urim_and_Thummim

      I'm aware that you've earned your "Troll" ranking, and perhaps I should stop feeding you. It's just hard to tell when an anti-Mormon is serious and when they are just being a troll. The arguments are pretty similar.

      In any case, I can't prove my religion and I have no desire to try. But I can certainly dismiss some of the most ridiculous counter-arguments (like these). Mormonism involves supernatural occurrences. This doesn't make it more or less stupid than any other religion. It just happens to be 170 years old instead of 1,700 years old.

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    57. Re:"Gag the Internet" by flitty · · Score: 1

      (searches frantically for my mod points)
      As Bill Maher Put it, "If you don't pay taxes, you don't get to use MY Fire Department."

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    58. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting it's less "We can't let this get out"

      and more "If we don't try to enforce the copyright we lose it"

      Similar to how trademarks work. If you don't sue people for abusing your trademark... You lose it.

    59. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Apparently God changes his mind, you know. Only when the future of the BYU basketball team/football team is at steak you know.
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    60. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hate to tell you... The Church of LDS is weird. :shrug:

      You think Christianity in the time of Christ wasn't weird? All new religions are weird. Weird is just a way of saying "different from the norm".

      I don't mind people considering the religion weird, but I do wish they'd be a bit better informed about it.

      Portraying NA as a lost tribe of Israel

      Not a part of Mormonism. The Book of Mormon is a history of a small group of people that emmigrated from Jerusalem to NA. It's not a history of the entire Americas and everyone that has ever lived on it. Or even a majority. Or even a significant minority.

      the Garden of Eden and the new Jerusalem in Jackson County Missouri

      Yup, that's weird.

      history of polygamy in Western society as a central tenet of faith (followed by denouncing that practice)

      It wasn't really a central tenet of the faith, although it was a defining cultural distinction. And, in any case, the very first reference to polygamy comes from the Book of Mormon (published in 1830) and predates any practice of polygamy by any Mormon. And in that instance polygamy is explicitly banned with a caveat that God might, from time to time, institute the practice.

      the tiering of the "Celestial Kingdom"

      There's plenty of basis for that in the NT.

      the structure and demands of the church is weird.

      The structure is also straight out of the NT. President (e.g. Peter), Quorum of the 12, the 70, etc. The demands - tithing, etc. - are also totally biblical.

      I suppose they may be weird in contrast to mainstream Christian denominations, but they certainly aren't weird in contrast to the Biblical tradition all Christians honor.

      I didn't take what you wrote as an attack. But I do think that you're not very well informed. Like I said originally, I'm happy to be identified as weird for what I believe as long as the things I'm purported to believe are things I actually do believe.

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    61. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Dad used to always say "Poking butter up a wildcat's ass"

      and it's gonna claw your fucking face off when you piss it off

    62. Re:"Gag the Internet" by eikonos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If things taken out of context and lies are a big problem, then releasing the real, complete documents is a great thing. Now people can look up the context of quotes or check if statements are true.

    63. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, people have legitimate criticisms against the LDS church. Ain't no such thing as a church that's above reproach.

    64. Re:"Gag the Internet" by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      Maybe because, were you to become interested in a religion, and thought about converting, you'd want to know what you were getting into?

      Or, at least, have the ability to know what you were getting into. When there's hidden knowledge, you can't possibly know what you're getting into.

    65. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      It was official doctrine that black people couldn't hold the priesthood, though.

      Actually no, it wasn't. Joseph Smith gave the priesthood to at least 2 blacks in his lifetime. The no-priesthood injunction is not based on any accepted Mormon theology or doctrine. Mormon doctrine is very unambiguous. The only things that you can peg as official are the writings of the standard works: The Bible (KJV), Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price. An injunction against blacks holding the priesthood is nowhere to be found.

      So where did the *practice* (not doctrine* come from? Brigham Young. The second prophet of the Church. Nowhere did he announce new doctrine to substantiate this practice, but it was accepted by the Mormons and followed for hundreds of years. I consider this a tragedy, and the only defense I can offer is that the Mormons were not significantly more racist than their Christian counterparts. I wish they had been more enlightened, but it's a blemish on the leaders and does not reflect any Mormon doctrine or theology then or now.

      I'm an ex-Mormon

      I'm guessing from Utah? It's always a shame to me that people aren't more careful before leaving the Church. I don't mean to second-guess your decision. I'm simply stating that a lot of Mormons accept culture as doctrine when it's quite clear that Mormonism is actually a very, very liberal and individualistic religion. I assume you've heard of the King Follet Discourse. I know active Mormons who believe it to be true. I know active Mormons who condemn it and think Joseph Smith was off his rocker. I know active Mormons who aren't sure what to think about it.

      Just because a prophet said it doesn't mean it's a part of Mormon doctrine.

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    66. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trivia time!

      An ex-boss of mine was a Shriner and a bit of a boozer. One night he got all liquored up and decided to start telling me all about the super-secret Masonic initiation ritual. Fast forward a few years and one night I ran across a website run by some rabid ex-Mormon who was bent on bringing down the church. He smuggled a tape recorder in his ass into the temple, recorded the super-secret Mormon ceremony, and transcribed it on his website.

      I'm not saying they were the exact same thing, but do you remember how "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon" came out within a few weeks of each other?

      Yeah, it's pretty much like that...

    67. Re:"Gag the Internet" by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Respect towards people beleafs is a must. When you fail to do so it causes conflect and all open dialog closes.

      I think most athiests and other non-religios people see religion in the eyes of TV Evangelicalist or by people knocking on the door (sometimes a weekly) trying to get them to convert. (and the Mormon's do tend to do the latter), sometimes the pushy nature is just because of the physical person at the door, but other times is is because the church trains them to be like that.

      I myself get angry when people tell me that being Catholic that I am not a christian and I will be damned because of that, while history shows that the bulk of the prodistant refermation wasn't as much about church teachings but more about the churces abuse of power and a bunch of administrative details. And yes the Catholic church tends to be guilty of doing the same thing.

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    68. Re:"Gag the Internet" by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      You keep bringing up doctrine and policy. Religion is about holy books and the Word Of God. The Mormom Word Of God is inherently racist. That's my point. Not that all Mormons (and probably very few) are racist, in fact they're generally good people.

    69. Re:"Gag the Internet" by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My question is: what business a religious institution has copyrighting its materials? Why would a religious institution require a copyright over any of its material or doctrines? Why would it use that copyright to prevent people from spreading information about the inner workings of the religion? No offense to any Mormons who are reading this, but it raises warning flags in my mind when a religious institution insists upon secrecy, and then uses the legal framework of its host country to enforce that secrecy (think Scientology).

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    70. Re:"Gag the Internet" by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

      My dad used to put it slightly differently: "Like pushin' butter up a wildcat's ass with a hot poker."

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    71. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that very few people will read the whole thing, and many of them will be the ones to present things out of context.

    72. Re:"Gag the Internet" by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      > So where did the *practice* (not doctrine*

      Okay, you got me on that one. I concede the point.

      > I'm guessing from Utah?

      Nope. Virginia, actually. Second-gen Mormon who, for various reasons, decided to walk.

      > Just because a prophet said it doesn't mean it's a part of Mormon doctrine.

      Considering who the prophet is supposed to have a hotline to... well, I'll just stop there.

    73. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      You can deny it all you want.

      No one is denying the racist past of the Mormon church. The question is whether the racism is merely a reflection of Mormon members, or is inherent to the doctrines of the religion.

      And the answer is that Mormon theology is not and has never been racist. Not even a little bit. But some Mormons were racist. That's not something to be proud of, but I don't have to believe Mormons are perfect to believe in their religion. In fact, Mormonism is pretty unambiguous that human beings are *not* perfect. Not even prophets.

      Just like God changed his mind about polygamy, apparently, now you're claiming Mormons are changing their mind about racism.

      It's not a problem for me that God changes his instructions. That's the point of having a prophet. The Mormon God is a pragmatic fellow. "Oh, they're going to kill you all for practicing polygamy? Probably time to pack it in."

      Sounds like pretty good reasoning. Works for me.

      Don't worry - Christians do the same thing, pick and choose from their supposedly holy beliefs to "adapt to society".

      Not everything a Church does or that is done in the name of a Church is "holy belief". Mormons aren't alone in this. Talk to a knowledgeable Catholic sometime. There's very intricate theology explaining the differences between immutable principles of their religion and quite mutable practices that are an application of those principles to a world that is constantly changing.

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    74. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Considering who the prophet is supposed to have a hotline to... well, I'll just stop there.
      Well, Joseph Smith stated that a prophet is still entitled to his own opinion. If you receive revelation, it doesn't prevent you from coming up with other ideas of your own in the future.
    75. Re:"Gag the Internet" by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      It is not the 'underwear' part that is weird, it is the 'magic' part.

      I don't discriminate. Anyone thinking their clothing has properties outside the laws of physics is weird.

      Non Westerners might think my preference for Marks & Spencer underwear is weird, however that is an aesthetic judgment, not a religious one.

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    76. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pinckney · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the undeniable racism inherent to the religion. Basically if you have dark skin you were punished by God. Yet another thing they laughably try to excise from their "religion" like polygamy. Apparently God changes his mind, you know. They wouldn't be the only religion to change their mind. The Curse of Ham as justification for oppression of Africans was widespread throughout the 18th and 19th century, but to claim it's inherent in their religion is quite frankly idiotic - it is clearly a cultural bias that has looked to a questionable interpretation of a single passage of the Old Testament and to sympathetic church leaders for support. I am not a Mormon, but I get fed up with religious prejudice.
    77. Re:"Gag the Internet" by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      The Book of Mormon is copyrighted, but it is freely available (yes, for free) to anyone who wants a copy (online or physically). Why is it copyrighted if it's free everywhere? I'm not entirely sure, but everything else in the church is probably copyrighted for the same reason. It has nothing to do with secrecy.

    78. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Nope. Virginia, actually. Second-gen Mormon who, for various reasons, decided to walk.

      That's funny. It describes me exactly. Except for the "decided to walk" bit, of course. :-)

      Considering who the prophet is supposed to have a hotline to... well, I'll just stop there.

      That just seems like a childish view on revelation, in my mind. Without getting to personal (about me or you) I'll just say that as a general rule seeking revelation is not easy. It takes a lot of time, focus, effort, and sacrifice. Given that fact, it seems entirely unrealistic to expect a prophet, who is really just a Joe like you or me, to have limitless resources for getting everything confirmed by God.

      We're all human. We're all infallible. And God doesn't have an over-abundance of hyper-spiritual people to run His Church. He works with what He has. And the skill set for being a president of a multi-national organization with 11 million members means that "most spiritual person available" isn't going to cut it. Like it or not, a Mormon prophet is also an administrator, a leader, an executive, and a manager.

      No where is this more true than with Brigham Young. His job was to, you know, help several thousands of Mormons not die. Which is why I think that theologically he was nowhere near as strong as Joseph Smith.

      I think it's dangerous to put prophets up on pedestals because you're just going to get disappointed. I've never really interacted with a prophet or apostle much, but on my mission I did have a few really awful experiences with a 70.

      God works with what He's got. And that means prophets who are fallible. Not hypothetically fallible but *really* fallible. As in: they make mistakes. Real ones, with real consequences.

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    79. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      EDIT: obviously "infallible" should be "fallible" in the line "We're all infallible". Oops.

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    80. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Nowhere in the Mormon canon and/or official doctrine does it say anything about dark skin. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them. And thus saith the Lord God; I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities." 2 Nephi 5:21

      Mormons teach that when you are bad you get turned black and are "loathsome". That's a dark, ugly baby.
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    81. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is not the 'underwear' part that is weird, it is the 'magic' part.

      The 'magic' part is pure invention. Look, there are a lot of Mormons. Maybe some random Mormon somewhere has said something wacky about their garments. In fact, I'm sure some have. Mormons are wacky people.

      But I don't think it's right to hold the religion responsible for the wackiest of its adherents. What religion, or what group of any kind, can withstand that kind of scrutiny?

      Mormon's believe garments are a sacred symbol of covenants made with God. They are not magic. Nowhere does the word "magic" appear in Mormon belief about garments. Nor do we apply any magical beliefs to them. They will not protect you from demons or vampires of bullets or fires. They do not repel temptation, except that insofar as when you're taking them off you might hesitate to think about why.

      There's nothing magical about them.

      "Anyone thinking their clothing has properties outside the laws of physics is weird."

      Symbols are not physical. But symbols can be powerful. Other than as a symbol, I don't really know that garments have any non-physical properties at all.

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    82. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Actually, that just says that when a certain group of people were bad their skin literally or figuratively was changed to separate them from another certain group of people. Nowhere does that imply that this is always (or even often) the case with people who have dark skin, or that the children of those people are bad. In fact, if you keep reading, you'll find that the children of those people were actually very good, and at some points in the book, the dark-skinned are actually better than the light-skinned.

      But you can take it out of context, that's OK too, I guess.

    83. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot:
      3.5 Mormon church drops soap

    84. Re:"Gag the Internet" by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity: did the Mormons ever admit that the mountain meadows massacre wasn't really a nice thing to do? Being from Ar I never really cared for a church that funded themselves by robbing the corpses of my fellow Arkansans. But hey,maybe I'm just weird that way. But seriously, last I heard the mormon church still refuses to take responsibility for their part in the massacre. It seems to me if they were being good Christians they would admit that killing a bunch of settlers for their gold probably wasn't a nice thing to do. But that is my 02c,YMMV.

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    85. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Monkey · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason it is law is that in a country where every citizen is technically considered equal, and having roughly 50/50 male/female population split, polygamy will eventually lead to social disorder.

      When a small group of men are taking up a large majority of the women, this leaves a large group of angry young males who aren't getting any pussy. Potentially this discontent can lead to uprisings and civil unrest.

    86. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Jewish Aztecs.

    87. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when its magical and I'm holding the remote.

    88. Re:"Gag the Internet" by wolfen · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Urim and Thummin being used to translate the golden plates by Joseph Smith.

      If this was a supernaturally assisted event, why does the leadership of the LDS work so hard to suppress distribution of the original printings of Joseph Smith's works?

      Have you ever compared the original book of Mormon with the current one? It's really quite interesting.

    89. Re:"Gag the Internet" by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Saying "my religion is just as fucked up as other religions" isn't really that much of a defense. Just because you're as bad as other people, that makes it right and ok?

      And re-read your link about the golden plates... all of those have physical evidence of, you know, EXISTING, as well as being much, much shorter in text than Joseph Smith's plates.

      The sooner you realize that ALL religions are a sham and a ploy to control their congregation to different extents, the sooner your eyes will open.

    90. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1
      Well, it's nice to know that at least you'll get lighter when you are good:

      I saw a striking contrast in the progress of the Indian people today.... For years they have been growing delightsome, and they are now becoming white and delightsome, as they were promised. In this picture of the twenty Lamanite missionaries, fifteen of the twenty were as light as Anglos, five were darker but equally delightsome The children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation. At one meeting a father and mother and their sixteen-year-old daughter were present, the little member girl--sixteen--sitting between the dark father and mother, and it was evident she was several shades lighter than her parents--on the same reservation, in the same hogan, subject to the same sun and wind and weather....These young members of the Church are changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness. One white elder jokingly said that he and his companion were donating blood regularly to the hospital in the hope that the process might be accelerated.
      -Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, 1960 Or how about something from another prophet:

      "You see some classes of the human family that are black, uncouth, uncomely, disagreeable and low in their habits, wild, and seemingly deprived of nearly all the blessings of the intelligence that is generally bestowed upon mankind .... Cain slew his brother. Cain might have been killed, and that would have put a termination to that line of human beings. This was not to be, and the Lord put a mark upon him, which is the flat nose and black skin. Trace mankind down to after the flood, and then another curse is pronounced upon the same race--that they should be the 'servant of servants'; and they will be, until that curse is removed; and the Abolitionists cannot help it, nor in the least alter that decree."

      Prophet Brigham Young These are the people who lead your church and (supposedly) speak with God on a regular basis. Yes, the church may have changed since then but don't deny history, it will bite you in the ass every time. The "divine revelation" allowing blacks the priesthood was really just a political move, coming on the heels of the civil rights movement and directly preceding the opening of a temple in Brazil. It is very similar to the "divine revelation" prohibiting polygamy, a political necessity for Utah to become a state. It's not a matter of God, it's a matter of politics.
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    91. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Interesting
      But seriously, last I heard the mormon church still refuses to take responsibility for their part in the massacre.

      From Sep, 2007:

      CEDAR CITY â" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issued a long-awaited apology Tuesday for the massacre of an immigrant wagon train by local church members 150 years ago in southwestern Utah.

      Elder Henry B. Eyring of the Quorum of the Twelve read the church's statement on assignment from the church's governing First Presidency during a memorial ceremony at the gravesite of some of the massacre victims at Mountain Meadows, about 35 miles northwest of St. George.

      The statement also places blame for the Sept. 11, 1857, massacre on the local church leaders at the time and church members who followed their orders to murder some 120 unarmed men, women and children.

      "We express profound regret for the massacre carried out in this valley 150 years ago today, and for the undue and untold suffering experienced by the victims then and by their relatives to the present time," Elder Eyring said.

      "A separate expression of regret is owed the Paiute people who have unjustly borne for too long the principal blame for what occurred during the massacre," he said. "Although the extent of their involve- ment is disputed, it is believed they would not have participated without the direction and stimulus provided by local church leaders and members."

      Seventeen children survived the massacre that culminated a four-day standoff between local Mormons and a wagon train of Arkansas immigrants making its way to California.

      Elder Eyring said that research by church historians, who are writing a book about the massacre that is to be published next year, found that church President Brigham Young's message "conveying the will and intent ... not to interfere with the immigrants arrived too late."

      The research also found that the "responsibility for the massacre lies with the local leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in the regions near Mountain Meadows who also held civic and military positions and with members of the church acting under their direction."

      Several hundred descendants of the victims traveled across the country to attend Tuesday's ceremony. Many of them had sought an apology from the church since the dedication eight years ago of a monument marking the burial site of some victims.

      Some have also petitioned the church to transfer to the federal government stewardship of the monument and surrounding lands the church has purchased to preserve the site that church President Gordon B. Hinckley has described as sacred ground.

      In addressing that proposal, Elder Eyring said, "The church has worked with descendant groups ... to maintain the monument and surrounding property and continues to improve and preserve these premises to make them attractive and accessible to all who visit. We are committed to do so in the future." http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,695209359,00.html
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    92. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I think copyright would help protect you in that it helps ensure that was is purported to be your book is _actually_ your book, and not a cleverly altered fake.

      Or in the case of the Mormons, to ensure that your book is the latest revision and not the older versions from which the "infallible" word of God has been constantly edited and changed over the last hundred and fifty or so years.

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    93. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I now have the Tums commercial jingle in my head. As retribution I give you:
      Nausea, heart burn, indigestion...upset stomach, diarrhea!! Yay, Pepto Bismol!

      Site note: anyone ever take too much Pepto and notice that their crap is black?

    94. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      If this was a supernaturally assisted event, why does the leadership of the LDS work so hard to suppress distribution of the original printings of Joseph Smith's works?

      The Church doesn't suppress original writings. At least, not to the best of my knowledge.

      Have you ever compared the original book of Mormon with the current one? It's really quite interesting.

      I really don't think it is.
      http://www.fairlds.org/Book_of_Mormon/Book_of_Mormon_vs_the_Critics.html

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    95. Re:"Gag the Internet" by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the Book of Mormon says that the decendants of Cain were cursed with black skin, I'd say that's pretty much inherent in the doctrines of the religion. Just because people ignore that part now doesn't make it any less of a part of the religion.

      Or do you now just get to pick and choose the parts of your religion that you follow, depending on what is popular and what isn't? Gotta love it. Internal consistency is only for people who actually think logically.

    96. Re:"Gag the Internet" by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      Wow. Someone on the internet challenges your religion, and you offer a reasonable, level-headed, and polite response? You really *are* a Mormon, aren't you?

      We may differ on theology, but I'd be happy to split a jell-o mold with you someday.

    97. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pendersempai · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mormonism involves supernatural occurrences. This doesn't make it more or less stupid than any other religion. It just happens to be 170 years old instead of 1,700 years old.

      I'm not trying to troll, and I actually agree that all religion is pretty stupid, but I do think it's more stupid to believe in miracles that happened 170 years ago -- when we understood much of nature, the scientific method, modern archeology, and kept accurate records of everything -- than 2000-4000 years ago, when humanity was ignorant of all of those things and essentially had no written language.

      If you found someone who had no modern education or understanding of natural phenomena but was nevertheless intelligent and rational, and you told him that thunder is the raging of an angry god, he might well believe you. But even very stupid people with a modern education would laugh at you. This is the fundamental difference between believing in supernatural occurrences 2000 years ago and believing in them 170 years ago.

      Your religion teaches that there was an advanced civilization of white people in America before the Native Americans. Archeology shows us that that claim is false. This is not a matter of opinion or even honest belief; the science is quite clear that there was no such civilization. Your religion is premised on taking the word of a convicted con man that he could read ancient inscriptions off of gold plates, even though (1) no one ever saw the gold plates, (2) he could not reproduce the readings even when challenged, and (3) he enjoyed enormous personal gain when people believed him.

      This critique covers only the positive claims of the religion. It does not address what I think are the many enormously unethical positions the Church holds, from its persecution of gays to the many ways it subjugates women to its relentless torment of people who leave the religion.

      Again, this is not a troll. There has to be room in our discourse for legitimate condemnation of a farcical set of claims, and having its adherents insist that it is a religion does not immunize it from criticism.

    98. Re:"Gag the Internet" by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

      Seems this article is just a huge flame... did kdawson steal CmdrTaco's login info?

    99. Re:"Gag the Internet" by aevan · · Score: 1

      And that means prophets who are fallible.

      Moses got a bitch-slap for throwing a temper-tantrum about water supplies, so fallibility in prophets isn't limited to Mormons.

      Disclaimer: The only true religion is Coffee.

    100. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't mind people considering the religion weird, but I do wish they'd be a bit better informed about it.
      Hey, cool. And Wikileaks is really just helping you achieve that swell wish of yours, right?

    101. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Saying "my religion is just as fucked up as other religions" isn't really that much of a defense. Just because you're as bad as other people, that makes it right and ok?

      I'm just figuring out which argument I'm having. The argument that Mormonism doesn't violate the Bible/original Christianity is different than the argument that religion is not inherently irrational.

      And re-read your link about the golden plates... all of those have physical evidence of, you know, EXISTING, as well as being much, much shorter in text than Joseph Smith's plates.

      Right, so it helps to know if you think the plates are retarded in particular (e.g. you're OK with supernatural, just not this instance of it) or if you think the supernatural is inherently retarded. Obviously I can't use the same argument in response to both criticisms.

      The sooner you realize that ALL religions are a sham and a ploy to control their congregation to different extents, the sooner your eyes will open.

      And now I know which court you're in. The thing that's really funny to me is how die-hard atheists are so religious. The dogma, the conversion experience, even the promise that the truth will set you free. It is the exact same pattern of evangelism you find in proselyting religions.

      I think a serious discussion about religion is probably not worth my time in this context. Feel free to message me or email me. Suffice it to say I'm familiar with the works of Hume, Descartes, etc. I've read and deeply respect the French atheist existentialist (Camus, Sartre, de Beauvoir). I'm not clinging to my religion out of ignorant. I understand the arguments against religion and some of them are quite compelling. But my reasoned position is to believe.

      You're free to call me an idiot for doing so, or blind, etc. But I'm quite comfortable that there can be intelligent and rational people on both sides of this issue.

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    102. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      That Kimball quote is dated 17 years before he even became the leader of the church. In almost two decades opinions can change.

      The Brigham Young's quote isn't really useful either. It's already been mentioned that Brigham Young is the one who first implemented the priesthood policy, and the man before him who actually wrote the book ordained black people to the priesthood. We can discuss Brigham Young all we want, but the bottom line is it's all just his opinion when it comes to church doctrine and theology.

    103. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 2, Informative

      (a) I think it's the Pearl of Great Price you're referring to, and (b) it says "mark." Brigham Young was the one who described it as black skin, and that book predates his leadership in the church.

      But doing research is only for people who think logically.

    104. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      I'm simply stating that a lot of Mormons accept culture as doctrine when it's quite clear that Mormonism is actually a very, very liberal and individualistic religion. From the Handbook on Wikileaks:

      Homosexual behavior violates the commandments of God, is contrary to the purposes of human sexuality, distorts loving relationships, and deprives people of the blessings that can be found in family life and in the saving ordinances of the gospel.

      What about Moses 7:8? How liberal is it to believe that black people are black because of spiritual transgressions? How is it liberal to ban women from becoming priests, or to refuse them entry to heaven unless and until their husbands freely and with no moral obligation choose to grant it to them?

      There is nothing liberal about Mormonism. It is one of the most socially regressive religions in America.

    105. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I do think it's more stupid to believe in miracles that happened 170 years ago

      If you mean that it's more stupid for people in 1830 to believe in the supernatural then I think you have a valid point. If you think it's more stupid to believe supernatural things happened in 1830 vs. 1030 than I think you don't. So I'm guessing you meant the former, but I'm not sure.

      Your religion teaches that there was an advanced civilization of white people in America before the Native Americans.

      Actually it teaches no such thing. They were neither "white" in any conventional sense nor were they the first inhabitants in the Americas.

      "Your religion is premised on taking the word of a convicted con man"

      Joseph Smith, while in jail in violation of double jeopardy, was shot and killed by a mob of over 100 people. So it's also historical fact that people hated the man. The governor of Illinois issued a famous "extermination proclamation" that all Mormons had to leave the state or they would be executed. So it's obvious that this hatred extended to government officials acting in their capacity as such. Given these historical facts, do you really think it's significant that he was found guilty of a crime?

      no one ever saw the gold plates,

      11 people did. All swore to this testimony. Non recanted. Not that I think you'll be any more persuaded by 12 people than by 1 person.

      he could not reproduce the readings even when challenged

      Given the inaccuracy above, it's pretty easy to see that (intentionally or not) you're reading off an anti-Mormon web-site/book. This is a reference to the infamous lost 116 pages. Here are the facts:

      Joseph translated 116 pages. He gave the pages to Martin Harrison. Martin Harrison lost the pages. Joseph Smith believed that they had been altered so that if he retranslated them the re translation would not match the original. Thus he did not retranslate them.

      Was it because he couldn't? Or because he was legitimately avoiding a trap? It seems silly to say "he couldn't" because it makes no sense to say he was somehow less capable of translating non-existent plates the second time than the first time.

      So this is really not a coherent argument at all, but just a clever bit of slander. Whether or not Joseph Smith was an impostor, the case is not strengthened or harmed by the fact that he refused to retranslate once the original text was out of his control.

      he enjoyed enormous personal gain when people believed him.

      This is utter rubbish. Joseph Smith enjoyed nothing but deprivation and persecution as a result of his claims. He lived in poverty virtually his entire life. He may have enjoyed some brief measure of comfort in Nauvoo in the years before he was killed, but the fact is that if he wanted to make a bunch of cash it would have been trivial to do so, given his talents, without going through all the trouble of getting himself driven out of several states and eventually shot to death.

      It does not address what I think are the many enormously unethical positions the Church holds, from its persecution of gays to the many ways it subjugates women to its relentless torment of people who leave the religion.

      Where are you getting this stuff? The Church does not "persecute" gays. Do you know what persecution looks like? Because Mormons do. They sort of got murdered, raped, chased out of several states, and lost their homes and property. Mormonism simply holds that homosexual relations are a sin. This isn't persecution and it's not even unique to their religion.

      I further don't buy that it "subjugates" women.

      "LDS women are more likely to graduate from college than Catholic or Protestant women, but less likely than Jewish or nonaffiliated women. For graduate education the pattern was similarâ"a higher percentage of LDS than Catholic or Protestant women have received graduate education."

      "LDS women are more likely to be employ

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    106. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not a Mormon, but I would like to point out that every single religion I can think of has their own kind of relics or other objects that are considered by them to be spiritually meaningful. These object are sometimes thought to have extraordinary powers that non-believers often find incredulous.

      Many Catholics, for example, wear a crucifix on their body at all times. From what I understand of Catholicism and Mormonism, the Catholics wear this for the exact same reasons that Mormons wear their underclothes. Mostly to be a reminder of their commitment to their religion, and some believe it might help protect them from harm, etc.

      As another example, if you aren't Jewish, strapping little boxes to your body seems pretty weird.

      This is just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are many, many examples of this sort of thing.

      My point is that singling out Mormons as "weird" for their "magic underwear" doesn't make much sense when placed in context with other, more accepted religions. They are all "weird" to outsiders.

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    107. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Wow. Someone on the internet challenges your religion, and you offer a reasonable, level-headed, and polite response? You really *are* a Mormon, aren't you?

      That's what my name says, anyway. It could be an elaborate ruse, however.

      We may differ on theology, but I'd be happy to split a jell-o mold with you someday.

      As long as it is orange-flavored with carrot shavings. (So much for my elaborate ruse!)

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    108. Re:"Gag the Internet" by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      Whoops, meant to moderate that insightful, but accidentally chose redundant. Posting to clear it.

    109. Re:"Gag the Internet" by mog007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're allowed to be tax exempt because you're a religious organization, then you should also sacrifice the ability to copyright any of your works. You don't pay taxes, but you're still allowed to call the cops if there's a break in, or the fire department if there's a fire, and on top of that you want to get copyright protections too?

      Fuck that, I declare myself a tax exempt entity, but I'm still allowed full access of the perks that those very taxes fund.

    110. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Vacuous · · Score: 1

      Mormonism is about as weird as any other religon.
      We have words for people who talk to things that aren't there, we call them crazy.

      I don't intend this as a troll, I just want to point out how weird most religon really is.

    111. Re:"Gag the Internet" by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Book of Mormon is a history of a small group of people that emmigrated from Jerusalem to NA. It's not a history of the entire Americas and everyone that has ever lived on it. Or even a majority. Or even a significant minority.

      The canonized History of Joseph Smith claims that an angel told him the Book of Mormon was "an account of the former inhabitants of this continent, and the source from which they sprang." Not "one of the sources", or "some of the former inhabitants" - in fact the Book of Mormon itself describes populations in the millions, which "did cover the whole face of the land, both on the northward and on the southward, from the sea west to the sea east." Smith also described the Book of Mormon as one in which "the history of America is unfolded, from its first settlement by a colony that came from the Tower of Babel, at the confusion of languages to the beginning of the fifth century of the Christian era. We are informed by these records that America in ancient times has been inhabited by two distinct races of people. The first were called Jaredites and came directly from the Tower of Babel. The second race came directly from the city of Jerusalem, about six hundred years before Christ. They were principally Israelites, of the descendants of Joseph. The Jaredites were destroyed about the time that the Israelites came from Jerusalem, who succeeded them in the inheritance of the country. The principal nation of the second race fell in battle towards the close of the fourth century. The remnant are the Indians that now inhabit this country."

      This is why Smith also confidently claimed to find artifacts like Nephite writings in New York, Nephite altars in Missouri, and Lamanite graves of men who were famous from the Rocky Mountains to the Atlantic. It's why his D&C revelations refer to North American Indian tribes as "Lamanites". If you've invented a different set of religious beliefs that are more compatible with real archeology, good for you, but you're going to have to do a lot more twisting to get it to fit the original claims of Mormonism.

    112. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Mormons are against homosexual behavior. I don't think there's anything worth hiding here. It doesn't follow from being opposed to a behavior that you're persecuting people who follow that behavior.

      "How liberal is it to believe that black people are black because of spiritual transgressions?"

      That's not really a valid reading of Moses 7:8. If God has used dark skin as a sign in some instances it does not follow that dark skin everywhere is such a sign. Or is significant of anything.

      How is it liberal to ban women from becoming priests, or to refuse them entry to heaven unless and until their husbands freely and with no moral obligation choose to grant it to them?

      I honestly have to laugh at this. You believe Mormon husbands get to pick and choose, with no obbligation, whether or not their wife gets into heaven? That's crazy-talk. Mormon men have no such power. That's just ludicrous.

      As far as women not having the priesthood goes: it's not much of a subjugation if you read D&C 121:41

      "No power or influence can or ought to be maintained by virtue of the priesthood, only by persuasion, by long-suffering, by gentleness and meekness, and by love unfeigned;"

      In case that's not clear enough:

      36 That the rights of the priesthood are inseparably connected with the powers of heaven, and that the powers of heaven cannot be controlled nor handled only upon the principles of righteousness.
          37 That they may be conferred upon us, it is true; but when we undertake to cover our sins, or to gratify our pride, our vain ambition, or to exercise control or dominion or compulsion upon the souls of the children of men, in any degree of unrighteousness, behold, the heavens withdraw themselves; the Spirit of the Lord is grieved; and when it is withdrawn, Amen to the priesthood or the authority of that man.

      Mormons do believe that the priesthood is given to men and not to women. But they also believe that the priesthood is about *service* and not about *leadership*. So handing men the priesthood is the equivalent of handing them the broom. The moment they attempt to use it in any coercive manner they violate their right to have it at all.

      "There is nothing liberal about Mormonism. It is one of the most socially regressive religions in America."

      On the contrary, Mormonism is a very strange mixture of rigid hierarchy and radical freedom. A practicing Mormon is expected to be independent in spiritual matters and have their own revelation. Not merely rely on prophets. Mormonism has no official theology and precious little dogma. There is a huge degree of latitude in what you can believe and still call yourself a faithful Mormon. I can think Brigham Young was a racist and still believe. I can think Joseph Smith was wrong about polygamy and still believe.

      The emphasis on individual responsibility and choice in Mormonism is one of the things that got it in so much trouble to begin with.

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    113. Re:"Gag the Internet" by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      That's why a significant number of young men are conveniently "excommunicated" from the church when they reach marrying age.

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    114. Re:"Gag the Internet" by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      When a small group of men are taking up a large majority of the women, this leaves a large group of angry young males who aren't getting any pussy. Potentially this discontent can lead to uprisings and civil unrest.

      Or it can lead to boys as young as 13 being put out of the community, which is tantamount to being damned to Hell for eternity according to FLDS teachings.

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    115. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      ShatteredArm did a good job with this. You've got the wrong book *and* you're fabricating.

      Or do you now just get to pick and choose the parts of your religion that you follow, depending on what is popular and what isn't?

      It's not a little ironic that anti-Mormons will peg you for being a conformist Mormbot one moment, and then come back and slam you for thinking for yourself the next. Gee, the concept that religious adherents should think for themselves instead of blindly accepting whatever their leader says: what a horrific concept!

      Internal consistency is only for people who actually think logically.

      What internal consistency am I violating by thinking for myself? And by not treating prophets as infallible? There's not Mormon doctrine that says "everything a prophet says is true". In fact, quite the opposite. So there's no contradiction in saying that a prophet was wrong.

      I believe Brigham Young was wrong about race. I'm still a practicing Mormon and believe that he was a prophet of God. I can handle infallible prophets. Get over it.

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    116. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      That Kimball quote is dated 17 years before he even became the leader of the church. In almost two decades opinions can change.

      We can discuss Brigham Young all we want, but the bottom line is it's all just his opinion when it comes to church doctrine and theology. I was under the impression that LDS leaders are considered prophets and are divinely inspired. Are they only speaking God's words when they say something that history looks upon favorably and if they say something that history does not look upon favorably they are expressing personal opinions? How can you tell the difference between revelation and opinion in the present?
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    117. Re:"Gag the Internet" by smenor · · Score: 1

      You think Christianity in the time of Christ wasn't weird? All new religions are weird. Weird is just a way of saying "different from the norm".

      Just for the record - I think Christianity in the present is weird (as well as Mormonism, and probably every other religion; just because people are more used to the weirdness of one religion doesn't make it any less weird).

      Addressing one of the GP's points - if you're afraid of things being taken out of context, then I think you're far better off providing context rather than trying to suppress information.

      From the perspective of human nature - if you have nothing to hide, I think that hiding things is probably not the best strategy. If South Park got things horribly wrong, you'd be far better off making an effort to educate people and correcting their mistakes. Trying to suppress something like this makes people think there's something there.

      If I were in your position, and I believed I was right, my response would be to make all such LDS documents available to the public (so long as they don't contain private information about individual people). I'd make things as open and transparent as possible to the outside world.

      Rather than trying to hide things, why not just go out of your way to provide context? "The best response to 'bad' speech is 'good' speech, not less speech".

    118. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I downloaded the handbook and read through it. Pretty boring stuff, honestly. Some of it was interesting. None of it is anything I wouldn't mind explaining to anyone who's curious.

      I'm not thrilled, however, to imagine all the fun and games the anti-Mormon press will get up to with their usual cute hijinx.

      On the other hand, attempting to suppress it was probably not a great idea either. :shrug:

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    119. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      The canonized History of Joseph Smith claims that an angel told him the Book of Mormon was "an account of the former inhabitants of this continent, and the source from which they sprang." Not "one of the sources", or "some of the former inhabitants" :shrug: I think you're putting too much emphasis on a definite article. But I will grant that you have a point.

      the Book of Mormon itself describes populations in the millions, which "did cover the whole face of the land, both on the northward and on the southward, from the sea west to the sea east."

      Sure, but which land? Sorensen, in "An Ancient American Setting for the Book of Mormon" argues very cogently for a specific, small region of central America. As far as the "millions" goes, I think that's a matter of translation.

      Smith also described the Book of Mormon as...

      Smith thought the Mound Builders were the people of the Book of Mormon. Later, when he heard of new discoveries from S. America he was sure that the people from there were the Nephites. He was wrong on both counts. Prophets aren't infallible.

      This is why Smith also confidently claimed to find artifacts like Nephite writings in New York, Nephite altars in Missouri, and Lamanite graves of men who were famous from the Rocky Mountains to the Atlantic. It's why his D&C revelations refer to North American Indian tribes as "Lamanites". If you've invented a different set of religious beliefs that are more compatible with real archeology, good for you, but you're going to have to do a lot more twisting to get it to fit the original claims of Mormonism.

      Or, to save postage, I could just say "some of the original claims of Mormonism were wrong". Which I have no problem saying.

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    120. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't think magical underwear is weired?

      Not as weird as your spelling.

      You must be a mormon

      I'm not, but you're an asshole.

    121. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Addressing one of the GP's points - if you're afraid of things being taken out of context, then I think you're far better off providing context rather than trying to suppress information.

      I agree. Just because I'm Mormon doesn't mean I agree with every move my church makes. This looks like a pretty bad blunder. At best.

      If I were in your position, and I believed I was right, my response would be to make all such LDS documents available to the public (so long as they don't contain private information about individual people). I'd make things as open and transparent as possible to the outside world.

      I don't think that's compatible with privacy. And I know, I know. People have rights to privacy. Corporations, and religions, don't. But that ignores the fact that Mormons are people. And I think a group of people have a right to keep aspects of their religion private if they wish to do so.

      Rather than trying to hide things, why not just go out of your way to provide context? "The best response to 'bad' speech is 'good' speech, not less speech".

      Sometimes that's the best strategy. But, like I said, I think there's a concept of privacy. My wife and I's marriage was a religious ceremony in a sacred temple. Non-members, and members not in good standing, aren't allowed to enter these temples. The cost of this is that some people think we're busy sacrificing virgins in their. The benefit is that it is a truly private, sacred space.

      I don't think it's right to require people to give up their privacy just to convince everyone else that they are safe and normal. To some extent people need to just learn to deal with religions that are different without expecting full and total disclosure.

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    122. Re:"Gag the Internet" by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      If it has nothing to do with secrecy, then why are they trying to get it removed from wikileaks? Bear in mind that it is atypical for a religion to use copyrights, which are intended to promote the business of content creation. The mainstream Christian bible is not copyrighted, and anyone may distribute it as they see fit, with or without modifications (not that I am a Christian).

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    123. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have nothing against Mormons in particular, but I always find it odd when religions copyright (and protect) their material, or try to keep things secret from the general public (or their parishioners). Religion seems to me to about as public domain as one can get.

      Mormonism IS weird, but so are all religions to outsiders. All religions adopt a series of rituals and ideas that are by nature alien to all other religions. Granted the LDS seems a bit weirder than most since it doesn't follow some of the direct traditional ties in other Christian faiths, but I still doubt that enforced legal obscurity would help that. If anything openness would be a better practice to remove the "weirdness" barrier.

      To be honest I had a lot against Mormons when I was younger (thought you guys were a cult, etc...), until I met and worked with a lot of Mormons in college (Northern AZ), and had some friends convert or marry in. Familiarity is the best solution to most cases of xenophobia. And copyright is generally the enemy of familiarity.

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    124. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      It's already been discussed in this thread, but occasional divine inspiration does not imply lack of personal opinion. Joseph Smith even stated that prophets are entitled to their own opinion. The short answer is that you're supposed to not simply believe anything that comes from the mouth of a prophet, but rather pray about it and decide for yourself how it feels. I can think of a few things the current church leadership has said that I don't agree with, such as the blanket statements about watching R-rated movies, whether we should persuade our government officials to ban gay marraige, etc., but it's easy for me to see how they could have arrived at those opinions. Back in the 70s (if my timeline is correct), many of Joseph Fielding Smith's writings I find to also be uninspired, but again, it's easy for me to see how he arrived at his opinions. The truth of the matter is they all have had opinions that have been off (which is normal for most people), and they have also had ideas that are potentially inspired.

      Of course, in reality, the majority of the church membership probably does blindly believe anything that comes from the mouth of the prophets, but I don't see how those people cause a contradiction for those of us who don't.

    125. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are trying to get it removed from wikileaks because it is their copyright and they have the right to do so. Not exercising that right may get that right revoked. It's the same reason that so many slashdotters feel it is their responsibility to be a prick to police officers - "It's my right so I'll do it."

    126. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pendersempai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I do think it's more stupid to believe in miracles that happened 170 years ago If you mean that it's more stupid for people in 1830 to believe in the supernatural then I think you have a valid point. If you think it's more stupid to believe supernatural things happened in 1830 vs. 1030 than I think you don't. So I'm guessing you meant the former, but I'm not sure.

      Yes, with a twist: long enough after the supposedly supernatural event, the evidence needed to verify or disprove it has faded. The relevant people have died, the stones have been buried or whatever, and you have only the account of the event. In 30 A.D. it was not reasonable to expect people to subject Jesus's tricks to skeptical scrutiny. In 1830, it was. Believing Joesph Smith today even though he refused to submit to the methods of proof well known and available at the time of his revelations in 1826-30 is much stupider than believing in Jesus today; the methods of disproof available in 1830 were not available in 30 A.D, so it is not a black mark on Jesus that he did not subject himself to those tests.

      Your religion teaches that there was an advanced civilization of white people in America before the Native Americans. Actually it teaches no such thing. They were neither "white" in any conventional sense nor were they the first inhabitants in the Americas.

      Whatever. The whiteness and firstness parts aren't important; the important part is that they were a non-Native Americans with an advanced civilization that predated the thirteen colonies. Again, archeology demonstrates that this is false.

      Joseph Smith, while in jail in violation of double jeopardy, was shot and killed by a mob of over 100 people. So it's also historical fact that people hated the man. The governor of Illinois issued a famous "extermination proclamation" that all Mormons had to leave the state or they would be executed. So it's obvious that this hatred extended to government officials acting in their capacity as such. Given these historical facts, do you really think it's significant that he was found guilty of a crime?

      Yes, since the conviction predated all the religious stuff for which he was hated. He didn't publish the Book of Mormon until about four years after his conviction. Or is your theory that the state government figured out that he was the type who might later try to start a hated religion, and therefore they needed to taint him with a fraud conviction before he got his religion off the ground?

      Joseph translated 116 pages. He gave the pages to Martin Harrison. Martin Harrison lost the pages. Joseph Smith believed that they had been altered so that if he retranslated them the re translation would not match the original. Thus he did not retranslate them.

      This is some seriously weak sauce, and pretty convenient if he was a fraud. If he seriously thought Harrison altered his translations, he could have found a trusted third party and then translated the documents several times with the third party vouching for the similarity or dissimilarity of these subsequent translations.

      he enjoyed enormous personal gain when people believed him. This is utter rubbish. Joseph Smith enjoyed nothing but deprivation and persecution as a result of his claims. He lived in poverty virtually his entire life. He may have enjoyed some brief measure of comfort in Nauvoo in the years before he was killed, but the fact is that if he wanted to make a bunch of cash it would have been trivial to do so, given his talents, without going through all the trouble of getting himself driven out of several states and eventually shot to death.

      Um, he was the leader of a religion of over ten thousand by the time he was assassinated. He had numerous wives, including one whom he married when she was 14. He had a COMPOUND. If this does not sound like some serious indulgence to you, I don't know what to say. Also, he likely did not anticipate bein

    127. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gag the Internet"

      I had no idea Mormons were so kinky. You've obviously not known many Mormons....
    128. Re:"Gag the Internet" by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      You can't lose a copyright for failure to enforce or selective enforcement. I really wish people would get this straight.

    129. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Big+Boss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you have some proof that the LDS church leadership ordered the massacre, they have nothing to apologize or take responsibility for. Not that it wasn't a terrible thing, but blaming the whole religion for the actions of a few misguided people is stupid. Should all of Catholicism be held responsible for a few priests molesting kids? And that's just to name the first such example I could think of. I would think most any religion that's been around for a while will have examples we could name. But that doesn't make the whole religion bad, it just points out that a few people made a mistake.

    130. Re:"Gag the Internet" by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      ... but this now allows for tons of things to be taken out of context (things taken out of context are the main reason that people think the LDS church is so weird... that, and flat out lies about it). You are taking us out of context. BTW, what is the context for LDS? Is the context still current? Aren't they all out of context anyway?
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    131. Re:"Gag the Internet" by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      This is special, slightly longer type of underwear and is symbolic of continence and a high moral character. Not needing a diaper is an article of religious pride?
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    132. Re:"Gag the Internet" by chromatic · · Score: 1

      If I were in your position, and I believed I was right, my response would be to make all such LDS documents available to the public (so long as they don't contain private information about individual people). I'd make things as open and transparent as possible to the outside world.

      ... including the Golden Plates?

    133. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      Nerdy pedantry aside :-)

      Freeze it & it becomes ice.

      I didn't say push ice (frozen water), nor did I say push steam (gaseous water)

      Nuff said :^)

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    134. Re:"Gag the Internet" by benhattman · · Score: 1

      You think Christianity in the time of Christ wasn't weird? All new religions are weird. Weird is just a way of saying "different from the norm".
      Mormonism isn't weird because it's new per say, it's weird because it is so well documented. Mainstream Christianity can (and does) state (in not so many words) that Jesus went like a lamb to slaughter. Since we don't have other accounts outside the bible, it is difficult to argue for or against that statement.

      But when Mormonism makes the same argument about Joseph Smith, we have historical accounts that include him fighting back (injuring or killing some in the mob that killed him with a pistol).

      It's these types of accounts that mean Mormonism will always sound wrong to outsiders.

      Mormonism has another (I would say) major problem going against it; it fails Occam's Razor more badly than most other monotheistic religions. Judaism has Abraham, Moses, and the prophets all talking with God, but at least these stories seem simple and straight forward. Christianity posits God coming to earth as a man and presenting truth in spoken language. And Islam presents a prophet who hears messages directly from God.

      But Mormonism presents a convoluted story about a tribe of Israelites crossing the globe and settling in USA. Then it presents an angel who can't give Smith the message directly, but must instead show him were to get some tablets...tablets nobody else can see. He is given wisdom to translate the tablets, but not the ability to write it all down, so he gets someone else to do the writing while he reads them out of a hat or from behind a screen.

      In short, Mormonism is just too well documented and not widespread enough to be taken seriously. It's not so different from people who believe Elvis is still alive.
    135. Re:"Gag the Internet" by OutOnARock · · Score: 1



      StorminMormin, ShatteredArm, question for ya...

      How many more points are you going to concede and still feel as if you are standing on solid religious ground?

      It seems to me that you continually try to spin the issues until you are cornered, and then you try and get out of it with a coy "I'll have to give you that one".

      And my prophet's teaching, Jesus, the words the man actually spoke, stand up today as well as they have every day since he spoke them.

      You pick and choose your prophet's teachings.

      And I'm not referring to the apostles or others. I'm talking about Jesus. Whether he is your Saviour or not, we do not have to go back and decide which of his teachings were perosnal opinions.

      Mormons, your two top prophets, not so much, eh?

    136. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The Book of Mormon is a history of a small group of people that emmigrated from Jerusalem to NA. It's not a history of the entire Americas and everyone that has ever lived on it. Or even a majority. Or even a significant minority.

      The story has changed over the years. They narrow the scope every time scrutiny tightens. (Whether the characteristics ascribed to it are "official" or not, I don't know. But I've witnessed the change in informal description over the years because I have LDS family.)

      And in that instance polygamy is explicitly banned with a caveat that God might, from time to time, institute the practice.

      Which strangely coincides with leaders' libido.

      But overall I agree that "weird" is relative. Xample, I find it weird that a supreme being would want us to sing songs to him in a group about how great he is. (Then again, its expected if somebody like Steve Jobs became God, in which case I may target hell instead. Puppy kicking, here I come...)

    137. Re:"Gag the Internet" by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

      Now you're just making crap up...

    138. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Believing Joesph Smith today even though he refused to submit to the methods of proof well known and available at the time of his revelations in 1826-30 is much stupider than believing in Jesus today

      I think you're over-estimating the level of scientific sophistication in the backwoods of New York state. Maybe if Joseph Smith had been college educated and lived in Boston you'd have a stronger case. But he had no formal education and spent his life on the frontier.

      Whatever. The whiteness and firstness parts aren't important; the important part is that they were a non-Native Americans with an advanced civilization that predated the thirteen colonies. Again, archeology demonstrates that this is false.

      This is patently absurd. Archeology can not, and never will be able to prove that such an advanced civilization did not exist. First of all, there's nothing more advanced in those people than the S. American civilizations that we know. It's not like we're talking gun powder and light bulbs. And secondly the Book of Mormon narrative can easily be confined to a small (100 miles X 100 miles) region that ended at least 1600 years ago. Are you honestly going to tell me we know *every* such civilization that has existed?

      Archeology has certainly not proved the Book of Mormon true, but it is not one step closer to proving it false.

      Yes, since the conviction predated all the religious stuff for which he was hated.

      If you're referring to the 1826 trial, Joseph Smith was not convicted. The sole complainant actually defended him at the trial (for whatever reason) and so Joseph Smith was acquitted. Then there was a lawsuit in 1827 involving the lost 116 pages (so clearly involving Mormonism) and then the next trial didn't come about until after the BOok of Mormon was published.

      http://www.fairlds.org/FAIR_Conferences/2006_Legal_Trials_of_Joseph_Smith.html

      This is some seriously weak sauce, and pretty convenient if he was a fraud. If he seriously thought Harrison altered his translations, he could have found a trusted third party and then translated the documents several times with the third party vouching for the similarity or dissimilarity of these subsequent translations.

      Sure. A neutral third party. In upstate New York. About a claim involving angels and gold plates. You think that's likely? There weren't a whole lot of neutral parties to be found.

      And as far as "weak sauce" goes, I don't see why either version is preferable to the other. The only facts we know are that he translated 116 pages, they were lost or stolen, and he refused to translate them again. Either he was less capable of faking something twice than once or he was afraid of being framed.

      I really don't think you have a strong case for the former, and my only point is that the latter is just as plausible.

      Um, he was the leader of a religion of over ten thousand by the time he was assassinated.

      You really don't know very much about Mormon history. First of all, most of these 10,000 were destitute. Secondly, his followers were constantly leaving the Church and attacking him and then rejoining the Church. They were anything but obedient sheep. The Nauvoo Expositor, which led to the eventual martyrdom, was run by ex-Mormons. And regardless of how many followers he had, he didn't live in wealth. That's just a fact.

      I mean between the tarring and feathering, being imprisoned in Liberty Jail for months, losing newborn children due to exposure from when the mob broke in to tar and feather hims some more, a bank failure, etc. you think he did this for money? You're crazy.

      He had numerous wives, including one whom he married when she was 14

      The obvious implication is that Joseph Smith had a harem. The interesting thing is that Joseph Smith had 36 or 37 wives. I forget how many. His first wife, Emma Smith, becam

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    139. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Mormons, your two top prophets, not so much, eh?

      If your point is Jesus > Joseph Smith than all you'll get from me is a "hear! hear!". Jesus is not only a prophet. He is the Son of God. He is infallible. He is the Savior of the World. And no, Joseph Smith and Brigham Young don't hold a candle to him.

      I'm not disturbed by that in the least.

      You seem to want me to look up to my prophets as my superiors. We're all just folk down here on earth. We're all sinners. We all screw up. And hopefully we're doing the best we can. That includes me, my wife, my family, my friends, my bishop, my stake president, and even my prophet.

      How many more points are you going to concede and still feel as if you are standing on solid religious ground?

      You just sound like you're annoyed that your points aren't actually working. That I don't believe what you think I should believe. My faith is based on certain principles and facts (as I see them). You hit one of those facts, and you'll shake my faith. But believing that Joseph Smith is on par with Jesus Christ is just not a part of my faith. So illustrating that he isn't is no more damaging to my faith then me telling you Jesus Christ didn't play lead guitar for the Rolling Stones would be to you.

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    140. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we had written language 2000-4000 years ago. We had some pretty decent record keeping as well. Ever heard of the Romans?

    141. Re:"Gag the Internet" by smenor · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between individual and group privacy.

      I don't expect full disclosure - nor should anyone - that'd be totally unreasonable... but it's just as unreasonable for you to expect someone outside of your church not to think that you might be doing something wonky during your wedding ceremony if you're not going to let outsiders in.

      So long as they're not infringing on anyone else's rights, I think people should be free to do or think or practice whatever they want, but, as you said, that comes at the price of everybody else being able to do the same.

    142. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      The story has changed over the years. They narrow the scope every time scrutiny tightens. (Whether the characteristics ascribed to it are "official" or not, I don't know. But I've witnessed the change in informal description over the years because I have LDS family.)

      This is true. They do narrow the scope as the scrutiny tightens. I don't see a problem with that.

      Joseph Smith's job as prophet was to re-establish the Church of Christ. Not provide a comprehensive history of the Americas. Mormons, as people, got a little over-excited and thought they had a history of the entire continent. They were naive. So what? They were people. They were wrong. I'm failing to see why this is a problem.

      Which strangely coincides with leaders' libido.

      There's no evidence that Joseph Smith's polygamy was sexual. There's strong evidence that it wasn't. (Brigham Young's were.) But the point is that people tend to use polygamy as nothing but an ideological bludgeon rather than attempting to do serious research into the practice.

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    143. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      But when Mormonism makes the same argument about Joseph Smith, we have historical accounts that include him fighting back (injuring or killing some in the mob that killed him with a pistol).

      I actually like that about the religion. He did go like a lamb to a slaughter. At first. But when it came down to people storming the prison, he fought back. Why? Fear? A sudden desire to live? An irrational attempt to save his companions? He wasn't alone in that jail cell. Who knows.

      But I like that about the religion. Christ is God. He doesn't screw up. Joseph Smith is not God. He does. I can relate to that.

      It's these types of accounts that mean Mormonism will always sound wrong to outsiders.

      I agree. Mormons tend to be *WAY* to rosey about their own history. Believe me, I hate this about my own culture. CES (Church Educational Services) puts out an extremely ponies-and-rainbows view of Church history. And to the extent that it departs from reality (as you have pointed out) it makes use look bad.

      Which is why I wish they would stop doing it.

      But Mormonism presents a convoluted story about a tribe of Israelites crossing the globe and settling in USA. Then it presents an angel who can't give Smith the message directly, but must instead show him were to get some tablets...tablets nobody else can see. He is given wisdom to translate the tablets, but not the ability to write it all down, so he gets someone else to do the writing while he reads them out of a hat or from behind a screen.

      I think you're just not applying an equal standard. I mean seriously, have you read the Old Testament? And you think Mormon history is convoluted? God tells Abraham to kill his son. Then he changes his mind. God can appear and show Moses tablets, but for whatever reason can't just show up in the Camp or Israel and do the job himself? Circumcision is a necessary part of the Jewish covenant, but then not so much for Christians? Do I need to go on?

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    144. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      but it's just as unreasonable for you to expect someone outside of your church not to think that you might be doing something wonky during your wedding ceremony if you're not going to let outsiders in.

      Seriously? You think if I don't let anyone that wants to come to my marriage it's evidence that I'm "doing something wonky"? How is privacy supposed to survive as a concept if any attempt to exercise privacy constitutes evidence that you have something to hide?

      So long as they're not infringing on anyone else's rights, I think people should be free to do or think or practice whatever they want, but, as you said, that comes at the price of everybody else being able to do the same.

      Sure, but what rights someone has isn't the same question as what is really the best course of action. Everyone has the right to believe Mormons are a Satanic cult that eats babies. That doesn't mean it would me morally or intellectually defensible to think so.

      When it comes to comparing other religions (and I do like to learn about other religions) I think you need to apply Stendahl's rules:

      (1) When you are trying to understand another religion, you should ask the adherents of that religion and not its enemies.
      (2) Don't compare your best to their worst.
      (3) Leave room for "holy envy."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krister_Stendahl

      I think (1) means you should at least ask a Mormon to explain why they don't allow everyone into their temple rather than asking an enemy. Of course you don't necessarily have to believe whatever the Mormon tells you, but you ought to at least ask them first.

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    145. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      And this somehow makes it less ridiculous?

    146. Re:"Gag the Internet" by smenor · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You think if I don't let anyone that wants to come to my marriage it's evidence that I'm "doing something wonky"?

      That's not what I said at all. It doesn't constitute evidence that you are, but if you're going to hide things, then you can't reasonably blame people for drawing their own conclusions.

      How is privacy supposed to survive as a concept if any attempt to exercise privacy constitutes evidence that you have something to hide?

      Again - I never said that. All I said is that if I exercise my right to privacy and do something exclusive, it is utterly absurd for me to expect people not to speculate about it.

      Everyone has the right to believe Mormons are a Satanic cult that eats babies. That doesn't mean it would me morally or intellectually defensible to think so.

      Oh come now - you have to admit that's just a slight bit of a strawman.

      There is a huge range between being benign and being a satanic cult that eats babies.

      That said, quite frankly, in my opinion, many of the things that I'm sure you'd consider to be "good works" are actually damaging and harmful. I don't like proselytization, and I find it particularly objectionable when you go out into the world and help people with an undercurrent of "you should join my religion".

      When it comes to comparing other religions (and I do like to learn about other religions) I think you need to apply Stendahl's rules: (1) When you are trying to understand another religion, you should ask the adherents of that religion and not its enemies. I think (1) means you should at least ask a Mormon to explain why they don't allow everyone into their temple rather than asking an enemy. Of course you don't necessarily have to believe whatever the Mormon tells you, but you ought to at least ask them first.

      That is precisely what I am asking you to do.

      What I am suggesting is that you could make an effort to educate not only me, but everyone else, about your religion rather than getting all huffy and trying to suppress your "enemies" who are publishing your copyrighted works.

      Further, I'm saying that if you don't do that much, then it's your own fault when people start going to your "enemies" and taking everything they say at face value.

    147. Re:"Gag the Internet" by jftitan · · Score: 1

      Your right.... and although you were an ass about explaining it. the AC got what s/he deserves.

        But, yes.... Both AC's were pointless, as is this post of mine.

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    148. Re:"Gag the Internet" by immcintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the general consensus is that any religion badass enough to require the carrying of a sword should be excused for also mandating magic chastity underwear.

    149. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Joseph translated 116 pages. He gave the pages to Martin Harrison. Martin Harrison lost the pages. Joseph Smith believed that they had been altered so that if he retranslated them the re translation would not match the original. Thus he did not retranslate them.

      Was it because he couldn't? Or because he was legitimately avoiding a trap? It seems silly to say "he couldn't" because it makes no sense to say he was somehow less capable of translating non-existent plates the second time than the first time.
      So this is really not a coherent argument at all, but just a clever bit of slander. Whether or not Joseph Smith was an impostor, the case is not strengthened or harmed by the fact that he refused to retranslate once the original text was out of his control.


      I think the implication is that his translation was not a translation and he made those 116 pages up from scratch.

      You say "it makes no sense to say he was somehow less capable of translating non-existent plates the second time than the first time" but it makes perfect sense. If he's making it up as he goes along then if he does it again it won't be the same.

      If he made another set and the first "translation" was found again then he'd have been exposed as a fraudster because the two would be different, thus he made up a fairly ridiculous excuse.

      This is the word of god that has been given to me but I'm not going to translate it again because someone's out to get me? He obviously didn't think that 116 pages of the word of god was worth much.
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    150. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Portraying NA as a lost tribe of Israel Not a part of Mormonism. The Book of Mormon is a history of a small group of people that emmigrated from Jerusalem to NA. It's not a history of the entire Americas and everyone that has ever lived on it. Or even a majority. Or even a significant minority. Yes, where on earth would people get such an idea?

      "After thousands of years, all were destroyed except the Lamanites, and they are the principal ancestors of the American Indians." (Introduction, 1981 Edition of the Book of Mormon)
      This line, of course, was changed in the 2006 edition.
    151. Re:"Gag the Internet" by DataPath · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the most highly publicised polygamists.

      Because most of the polygamist splinter sects of the church in Utah don't practice pedophiliac polygamy.

      Just the few that the FBI are always after.

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    152. Re:"Gag the Internet" by xtracto · · Score: 1

      So YOU are the bastard that interrupted me while I was banging my girlfriend last Saturday in the morning?

      oh my... I will send you some Scientologists in revenge.

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    153. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      This is true. They do narrow the scope as the scrutiny tightens. I don't see a problem with that.

      Joseph Smith's job as prophet was to re-establish the Church of Christ. Not provide a comprehensive history of the Americas. The problem is, you do not define the limits of Joseph Smith's claims. He does. And as has already been pointed out to you by roystgnr, Smith claimed that an angel told him the Book of Mormon accounts for the source from which the former inhabitants of the continent sprang.

      Try as you might to avoid it, saying "the source from which they [=="the former inhabitants of this continent"] sprang" is fundamentally different than saying "a source" or "some of the former inhabitants". If I said that Bill Gates' mind is the source from which the product line of Microsoft sprang, I could not twist that to mean his mind is the source of "not even a significant minority" of the product line, to use your phrasing.
    154. Re:"Gag the Internet" by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Informative

      (a) I think he's probably just slightly misremembering Book of Mormon passages like these:

      Nephi 5:21 - "And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them."

      Alma 3:6 - "And the skins of the Lamanites were dark, according to the mark which was set upon their fathers, which was a curse upon them because of their transgression and their rebellion against their brethren, who consisted of Nephi, Jacob and Joseph, and Sam, who were just and holy men."

      Nothing to do with Cain or African Blacks, but even after changing the "white and delightsome" passages, the Book of Mormon is still pretty clear in stating that God sometimes curses evil people by darkening their skin and their descendants' skin.

      I'll assume that your failure to mention such relevant passages to PitaBred was just an honest mistake, but you should still apologize to him for insulting his research abilities while you were simultaneously telling him misleading half-truths.

      (b) You are correct in identifying Brigham Young as one of the worst proponents of Mormonism's Curse of Cain interpretation. However, Young claimed to not be it's originator. He claimed that even the worst parts of it came from God: "Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the African race? If the white man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the penalty, under the law of God is death on the spot. This will always be so." And he claimed that the explanation for it came from Joseph Smith: "Joseph Smith had declared that the Negroes were not neutral in heaven, for all the spirits took sides, but 'the posterity of Cain are black because he (Cain) committed murder. He killed Abel and God set a mark upon his posterity'"

      In particular, the first interpretation of the Curse of Cain in LDS scripture comes directly from Joseph Smith, in what he claimed was a revelation directly from God:

      Moses 7:22 - "And Enoch also beheld the residue of the people which were the sons of Adam; and they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them"

      I'm sorry if you've been told untruths about what your religious leaders believed, but that doesn't make it okay for you to spread those untruths to others. Assuming it was honest mistake, your punishment is this: now you have to decide whether those noxious beliefs themselves are true, or whether the leaders whose revelations you have been taught to trust were just telling more untruths in God's name. Good luck in coming to the right decision.

      Also, moderators? Please don't mod ShatteredArm down, but in the future do remember that "+1, Informative" is intended for correct information only.

    155. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Tomster · · Score: 1

      Mormonism offers three degrees of Heaven after we die, and their biblical basis comes from 1 Cor 15:40 and 2 Cor 12:2. If you look at these verses in isolation that interpretation is understandable.

      When you look at these verses in conjunction with other verses that mention "heaven" or "the heavens", it becomes clear that the first tier of heaven is the sky; the second tier is space with the planets and stars; and the third tier is the God's Kingdom. Only this third Kingdom is relevant in terms of the afterlife.

      Furthermore, there are many verses that make it clear there are only two destinations after we die: the Kingdom of Heaven and the outer darkness (both of which have several names). There are (to my knowledge) no verses that indicate or imply that there is more than one Heaven as a destination in the afterlife.

      This reflects my current understanding, which is based on my own research into what the Bible says. Do your own legwork.

      Thomas

    156. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 4: Post about it on www.chillingeffects.org

    157. Re:"Gag the Internet" by couchslug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The church copyrights stuff not to make a profit (the leaders of the church do not make money based on how much the church makes), but so that things aren't taken out of context."

      Disclaimer: I am superstition-free.

      Those of us who do not share your faith have ZERO logical reason to trust that explanation, and every reason to want ALL religions exposed completely. We will then judge based on exposed evidence, rather than just what leadership chooses to show us.

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    158. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read you're religions book. I don't need anything to corroborate that you're weird. I think every religion is weird based on what they publicly do and say.. The only one that's any fun is FSM and Mockism.

      Normally Mormons are the least offensive, welcome to the religious nutburger herd.

      Anonymous because it just pisses nutburgers off.

    159. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      As has been said down the thread, there is nothing crazy about this book that would drive people away from the church, but this now allows for tons of things to be taken out of context (things taken out of context are the main reason that people think the LDS church is so weird... that, and flat out lies about it). Because it's always better to withhold information and an informed populace is a very dangerous thing.
    160. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      I've already conceded elsewhere in this discussion that skin color has been used in the book of mormon as a way of setting apart the righteous from the unrighteous, but it has no bearing on PitaBred's claim that racism is built into the religion's doctrines. I also pointed out in said remark that the same group of people that was supposedly "punished" in the book later became more righteous than those "unpunished," so I think at least that should put to rest the idea that the religion considers those with darker skin to be less desirable people.

      Now your citing of Moses 7:22 brings up an interesting questions: since Joseph Smith wrote that verse, and assuming he did intend that verse to mean that blacks are on a lower tier and don't belong in a righteous society, would the fact that he ordained blacks to the priesthood, purchased freedom for slaves, took an abolitionist platform in politics, etc. indicate that he misinterpreted his own writings? I guess what I'm trying to say is, the best indicator of how he actually believed is his actions, and the best indicator of the true meaning of some passage is the belief of that passage's author. And all these indicators seem to suggest that Brigham Young is indeed the one from whom this interpretation of skin color originated.

      In regards to my little snarky swipe at PitaBred, I thought it was pretty clear that it was in response to the "internal consistency" statement. I don't think the internal consistency is as questionable as he made it out to be, and relies on certain assumptions in regards to the role of prophets in the church, the veracity of the quotes being cited, among other things. But I suppose we'd have to ask someone without any kind of cognitive bias whether that's true.

    161. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh fetch!

    162. Re:"Gag the Internet" by brjndr · · Score: 1

      IANAS, but I grew up in a Sikh family and just choose not to participate anymore.

      The modern interpretation is that you just wear underwear. There is no special garment. People in India or those raised there tend to wear what would be considered a more traditional pair, but regular underwear is just fine.

      I left because this ban on going commando was too restrictive for me (sorry, couldn't resist).

    163. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Joseph translated 116 pages. He gave the pages to Martin Harrison. Martin Harrison lost the pages. Joseph Smith believed that they had been altered so that if he retranslated them the re translation would not match the original. Thus he did not retranslate them.

      Was it because he couldn't? Or because he was legitimately avoiding a trap? It seems silly to say "he couldn't" because it makes no sense to say he was somehow less capable of translating non-existent plates the second time than the first time.
      Martin Harris, not Martin Harrison. And I would respond that Smith's "defense" is incoherent.

      His claim was that Harris' wife didn't really destroy the pages, but was in fact keeping them hidden so that, when he retranslated that section, she could make alterations to it and thus "prove" that he couldn't reproduce it. Thus he would be proven a fraud, which the Lord Almighty didn't want him to do.

      That makes no sense, because such a forgery would be impossible to accomplish. Think about the target she had to hit: take two translations of the same work (probably with a few changes of phrase and such, because translation isn't an exact science), and change one of them so that it appeared that the two were two retellings of the same complex story, by an imaginative guy who didn't have any notes to work from.

      Now, two translations of the same work are going to have the same structure, the same plot, the same who-did-what-to-who. Two retellings of a complex story? You're going to forget plot points, swap names around, rearrange sentences. For Harris' wife to produce such a thing, in Martin Harris' handwriting (Harris was the original scribe for that portion) would be a supreme feat of forgery.

      When Smith heard the news, he abandoned all work on the plates for two months. Then, "following the instruction of the Lord," he continued where he left off, translating to the end of the work. When he was finally done, he revealed that a new section of the plates told the first part of the story, but in a completely different way.

      I'm sorry, but unless you're blinded by the notion that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, it should be easy to see that Smith was just coming up with flimsy excuses for his own inability to recreate his work, despite having both a written record to work from and supernatural aid.
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    164. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Coryoth · · Score: 1
      I don't really care to quibble over most of this, but you have a rather weak point here:

      The only facts we know are that he translated 116 pages, they were lost or stolen, and he refused to translate them again. Either he was less capable of faking something twice than once or he was afraid of being framed.

      I really don't think you have a strong case for the former, and my only point is that the latter is just as plausible. I'm under the impression that Joseph Smith was illiterate; that means that, presuming he was faking, anything he "translated" would have to be a narrative he simply made up as he went. That means that faking it twice (producing identical text as "translations") is going to be very hard indeed, so yes, it seems very reasonable to expect that he was less capable of faking something twice than once -- making up a story is easy, but remembering the exact words you made up the first time is hard. That makes for a fairly strong case for option one, so I don't see how option two is "just as plausible" given, as the OP pointed out, there were other options available than simply refusing to ever translate that passage again.
    165. Re:"Gag the Internet" by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      The fact is that events that happened before anybody today was born does not need to be apologized for. No one has anything to be sorry for. My people were forced along the trail of tears, but I don't feel that the United States government owes me anything personally. I wish it hadn't happened, but it did. As they say hindsight is 20/20. The leaders at the time did the will of the people. In another 100 years, my children will be taking the blame for the state of Iraq, because of what our elected leaders thought today. Things that happened 150 years ago are bygones, let them be.

    166. Re:"Gag the Internet" by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they are handed down by God, to get people on the right track.

    167. Re:"Gag the Internet" by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Anyone thinking their clothing has properties outside the laws of physics is weird. Whose laws of physics? Socrates? Newton? Einstein? Do you claim to understand all there is to know about physics where you can be the sole determinant as to what lies within and without the boundaries of these laws? If you had presented some of the ideas of relativity or quantum entanglement (or even gravity for that matter) during Socrates's time, they probably would have made you eat hemlock.
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    168. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The church copyrights stuff not to make a profit (the leaders of the church do not make money based on how much the church makes), but so that things aren't taken out of context.

      No, they use copyright to bully others into not publishing things that they would rather keep secret. I'm sure that Mormons would rather the world forget that their "church" did not allow people of African descent to be clergy until 1978. I'm sure that the "church" would rather the world forget that for a century they taught that black skin was alternately the mark of Caine or a punishment for failure to choose a side in the war during pre-creation. I'm sure that the Mormon "church" would rather the world forget about the massacres that its membes committed during the late 1800s.

      The only "church" that's any crazier than yours is Scientology. Funny, isn't it, that they use the same tactics to silence critics.

    169. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It does not address what I think are the many enormously unethical positions the Church holds, from its persecution of gays to the many ways it subjugates women to its relentless torment of people who leave the religion.

      Are you talking about Mormons or Scientologists?

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    170. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much the same reason by which people fight Scientology as well.

      Actually ... I don't think so. The Church of Scientology (and I use the term loosely) does a lot of unsavory things that draw attention to it. The fact that they're keeping their sci-fi^h^h^h^h^hsecret writings under wrap has little to do with it. Most people don't care what "secrets" a church has, as long as said church behaves decently otherwise.

      Read some of Hubbard's writings on the subject of his pet "church" if you want to get a better handle on what those sociopaths are all about. Nasty stuff all around. Honestly, I don't know much about the Church of the Latter Day Saints and it's unlikely I'd ever be much interested in that. However, if the worst aspect of the LDS is that it's weird, it's not even in the same class as Scientology. Scientology has a deservedly bad reputation because the people who run that particular cult are dangerous (Tom Cruise, are you listening?) Maybe that's also true about LDS, I don't know. But in either case, keeping a few secrets isn't what pisses people off.

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    171. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Your not even close my friend. The text in question was discovered along with several texts in a sarcophagus by an archeologist with no connection to the LDS Church and brought to the US. Long story short, Joseph Smith purchased them. I dont recall exactly, but only about 13% of the documents known to have been in his possession still survive.

      I have no idea what your talking about in that last paragraph. Other? Gods dying?

    172. Re:"Gag the Internet" by anilg · · Score: 1
      I'm not clinging to my religion out of ignorant[sic]. I understand the arguments against religion and some of them are quite compelling. But my reasoned position is to believe.

      Irony.. or is that double speak? If you really do understand the arguments against it, you will see that _reason_ is the biggest one. And it is your reasoned position to believe?

      Yes, you will be called an idiot for saying things like that, and no, theres rationality only on one side.

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    173. Re:"Gag the Internet" by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Mormonism simply holds that homosexual relations are a sin. This isn't persecution I respectfully, but strongly, disagree. If declaring a person as a sinner is not a form of persecution then what is.

      But that was offtopic. More to the point: it is impossible to argue against some of the atheists as they seek to find anything to "prove" their essentially-a-religion. But still they cannot tell where their "free will" comes.

      BTW: I am an atheist. However I do not know whether I do have free will or is "everything written" (as quantum mechanical equations or whatnot).
    174. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      What I am suggesting is that you could make an effort to educate not only me, but everyone else, about your religion rather than getting all huffy and trying to suppress your "enemies" who are publishing your copyrighted works.

      The funny thing to me is that previously you said you didn't like proselyting, and yet here you're essentially telling me I need to proselyte. That's really all proselyting is: telling people about your religion. And speaking of straw men: I've already said I don't agree with the attempt to suppress the material in this case.

      I wrote this:

      How is privacy supposed to survive as a concept if any attempt to exercise privacy constitutes evidence that you have something to hide?

      You responded by saying you'd never said anything of the sort. Then you said this:

      if you're going to hide things, then you can't reasonably blame people for drawing their own conclusions.

      They seem pretty similar to me. You seem to be telling me that merely acting in a way that preserves privacy is grounds for suspicion.

      As far as proselyting goes: I think it's healthy for all concerned. I draw the line at being annoying. I proselyted for 2 years. I never argued with a person. I never pestered a soul. I introduced myself and asked if they were interested in hearing more. If they said "no" I thanked them for their time and went on my merry way. We also ensured that we didn't hit the same neighborhood more often than about once a year. At the most.

      As long as it's polite, I think there's nothing wrong with simply volunteering information. I certainly don't mind when the Jehovah's Witnesses happen by my house. I've also been "ambushed" before, however, and that's never a pleasant experience.

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    175. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I'm under the impression that Joseph Smith was illiterate

      He was not illiterate. Estimates are that he had a 3rd grade reading level. He could, at a bare minimum, read the King James Bible his family owned.

      presuming he was faking, anything he "translated" would have to be a narrative he simply made up as he went.

      There is simply no way whatsoever that the Book of Mormon could be made up in that fashion. We're talking hundreds of pages of narrative including some *extremely* complex narratives, multiple timeline, dozens of characters, significant references to past events. It's out of the question for anyone to compose a work of the complexity without screwing up a single element of internal consistency. For all the anti-Mormon claims out there, no one has found a single glaring error in the text of that nature.

      That makes for a fairly strong case for option one, so I don't see how option two is "just as plausible" given, as the OP pointed out, there were other options available than simply refusing to ever translate that passage again.

      Sure, given the assumptions that he was illiterate and making up the narrative as he went along. Those assumptions are false, however.

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    176. Re:"Gag the Internet" by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Hence the difference in scale. When the LDS church does stuff like this it's amusing because we're pretty sure they won't win and that they don't actually mean anyone harm. The same is not usually said for Scientology.

    177. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      There is simply no way whatsoever that the Book of Mormon could be made up in that fashion. We're talking hundreds of pages of narrative including some *extremely* complex narratives, multiple timeline, dozens of characters, significant references to past events. It's out of the question for anyone to compose a work of the complexity without screwing up a single element of internal consistency. For all the anti-Mormon claims out there, no one has found a single glaring error in the text of that nature. Give me a break. John Milton was a blind man and dictated Paradise Lost verbatim to various scribes, and it is one of the most complex works of the 1800's. The Book of Mormon is significantly shorter and is, frankly, no work of literary genius by any account.
    178. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      The problem is, you do not define the limits of Joseph Smith's claims. He does.

      I agree with that.

      Try as you might to avoid it, saying "the source from which they [=="the former inhabitants of this continent"] sprang" is fundamentally different than saying "a source" or "some of the former inhabitants". If I said that Bill Gates' mind is the source from which the product line of Microsoft sprang, I could not twist that to mean his mind is the source of "not even a significant minority" of the product line, to use your phrasing.

      This s a very good argument based on an accurate reading of the text. I've been pretty dismissive of most of the anti-Mormon nonsense I've seen today, but you're quoting from the Standard Works and you're quoting it in context. I just want to recognize the fact that you're making a good argument.

      Having said that, however, I think the main problem is that while emphasizing the definite article you're forgetting another qualifier: "former". The people described in this verse are the "ancient inhabitants" and the source from which they "the ancient inhabitants" sprang. So a close reading actually rules out the possibility that we're talking about the ancestors of the Native Americans since the we're actually talking about an extinct race: presumably the Nephites.

      I'm going to give this some more thoughts. The problem with my response is that even though it makes it quite clear that the Book of Mormon does not tell the story of where the Native Americans at the time of Joseph came from, it does seem to claim that the people it describes were the only people on the continent at the time.

      Given that the Book of Mormon actually describes 3 distinct migrations, there's still some explaining left to be done on the part of a Mormon.

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    179. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand the difference. Slashdotters accept bigotry against Mormons but not against Sikhs. If you were enlightened, you'd understand that. It's one of the rules: religious bigotry against white, non-Jewish, non-Hispanics is accepted or encouraged among enlightened, educated people.

      Mormons are especially vulnerable to this rule because some white Protestants may agree with the bigoted consensus, not realizing they're next in line for hate after the Mormons.

    180. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're referring to the 1826 trial, Joseph Smith was not convicted. The sole complainant actually defended him at the trial (for whatever reason) and so Joseph Smith was acquitted. Then there was a lawsuit in 1827 involving the lost 116 pages (so clearly involving Mormonism) and then the next trial didn't come about until after the BOok of Mormon was published.

      Joseph Smith was convicted in 1826 in Bainbridge, New York. Check out Dale Morgan on Early Mormonism: Correspondence and a New History. The Book of Mormon was not released until 1830.

      This is patently absurd. Archeology can not, and never will be able to prove that such an advanced civilization did not exist. First of all, there's nothing more advanced in those people than the S. American civilizations that we know. It's not like we're talking gun powder and light bulbs. And secondly the Book of Mormon narrative can easily be confined to a small (100 miles X 100 miles) region that ended at least 1600 years ago. Are you honestly going to tell me we know *every* such civilization that has existed?

      YES, that is EXACTLY what I am telling you, at least in North America. We know this land. Even small civilizations leave footprints. We can track individual Indian tribes by their remains. The South American civilizations left towering ruins that still stand to this day. Mysteriously, the civilization that Joseph Smith claimed existed left no such remnants. Any civilization that knew how to build anything from stone would have been found by now, even if confined to a plot of land of 10,000 square miles.

      Sure. A neutral third party. In upstate New York. About a claim involving angels and gold plates. You think that's likely? There weren't a whole lot of neutral parties to be found.

      What the hell does this mean? Because they're rural, they don't have trusted third parties? He was so off the deep end that even the most staid of his rural village elders was too biased by his antics to be neutral? Even if so, it seems to me that this cuts against his case rather than for.

      The interesting thing is that Joseph Smith had 36 or 37 wives. I forget how many. His first wife, Emma Smith, became pregnant many times. Not a single one of his plural wives ever became pregnant. The historical record seems clear that Joseph Smith was not actually sexually involved in a single plural marriage. (Don't get me wrong, subseqent practitioners of polygamy definitely were.) So the motive of sex doesn't work either.

      Yes it does. First of all, there are some 11 or so claimed offspring of Joseph Smith allegedly begotten by his other wives. Genetic tests, funded by Mormon activists, have demonstrated that five of them were not his. The rest are inconclusive. This is hardly proof to me that sex was not a motive, particularly since even in those days primitive contraception existed, and like in modern times, a relatively small proportion of sexual encounters resulted in pregnancy. Let me put it to you: why, exactly, did he marry a 14-year-old? True love?

      I'm not asking you to believe that Mormons are right, but there's a long, long way to go between being opposed to homosexuality and actively persecuting homosexuals.

      The attitude that "homosexuality is a sin" means that families are sundered, immigration rights are denied on account of the sex of the partners, visitation rights are denied, tax penalties are inflicted, and there is no federal anti-discrimination law on the basis of sexual orientation -- which means that plenty of loving, stable, child-bearing families with parents of the same sex can and have lost their jobs, benefits, citizenship, hospital visitation rights, and so on, because they have the audacity to be born with the ability to fall in love with the same sex and the inability to fall in love with the opposite sex. That's persecution. No, it's not as bad as being murdered or raped -- although plenty of that happens to gay people in other count

    181. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      John Milton was born in 1608. He began composing Paradise Lost in 1658. He spent 6 years on it. So we've got a 50 year old man who had the best education available and numerous works under his belt with 6 years to work on Paradise Lost. A modern edition of the book will run around 300 - 400 pages. (I don't have a word count yet).

      In the other corner we have a kid who has published nothing in his life and has a third grade education. By all historical accounts the Book of Mormon took Joseph Smith less than 2 years to dictate. It has 531 pages in my copy.

      So yeah... Joseph Smith had a fraction of the education, none of the practice, less life experience, one third the time, and created a longer book. I'm not going to get into the aesthetics of it (it's not a work of art, for crying out loud) but it's certainly more complex in terms of narrative structure than Paradise Lost.

      There's also the small detail that Paradise was released in the 17th century, not the 18th.

      If you thing Joseph Smith was capable of this feat of literary genius you must think he is without doub the most talented writer to have ever lived. I don't buy it. Neither do most anti-Mormons. The idea is too absurd even for them, which is why most of them believe that 1) someone else (e.g. Oliver Cowder) was the mastermind and 2) it was based on some previous work (A View of the Hebrews) or something seriously.

      I don't think anyone remotely familiar with the book considers for a moment the possibility that someone could just make it up on the fly.

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    182. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post!

    183. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith was convicted in 1826 in Bainbridge, New York. Check out Dale Morgan on Early Mormonism: Correspondence and a New History. The Book of Mormon was not released until 1830.

      According to my sources he wasn't convicted. I'll do some more research.

      YES, that is EXACTLY what I am telling you, at least in North America.

      No one thinks that the Book of Mormon took place in N. America. Joseph Smith did for a while, but even before his death he was convinced it was S. America or C. America. So this makes no sense to me.

      The South American civilizations left towering ruins that still stand to this day.

      You're seriously telling me that we've exhaustively discovered every S. or C. American civilization that existed? And that we've positively identified each and every one as being "not related to the Book of Mormon"?

      Any civilization that knew how to build anything from stone would have been found by now, even if confined to a plot of land of 10,000 square miles.

      I don't think there's any reasonable basis for this claim.

      What the hell does this mean?

      It means that the population was sparse and the communities were intimate and this was with out doubt the most controversial event of the day. I think finding a neutral party would have been well nigh impossible.

      Yes it does. First of all, there are some 11 or so claimed offspring of Joseph Smith allegedly begotten by his other wives. Genetic tests, funded by Mormon activists, have demonstrated that five of them were not his. The rest are inconclusive.

      So yeah. Joseph Smith gets Emma pregnant many times. He has 36 or 37 other wives. Out of which there are only 11 potential offspring. And of those which are tested, not a single one is conclusively linked to him, and 5 of them are discounted. And you think this evidence is neutral?

      Let me put it to you: why, exactly, did he marry a 14-year-old? True love?

      Absolutely not. It was possibly because he believed that he had to re-instate every past practice associated with Judaism/Christianity (Acts 3:17). It was possibly a result of the Mormon belief that men and women have to be married to be saved. It seems clear, however, that Joseph Smith believed in a "spiritual" marriage. His multiple wives were called "spiritual wives". So there's every indication that it meant something to him other than "fun person to have sex with".

      The attitude that "homosexuality is a sin" means that families are sundered...

      This is hysteria. None of that follows necessarily from believing that homosexual sex is a sin. There's no reason to think that you have to deny visitation rights just because you think homosexual sex is a sin.

      it's motivated by the same wrongheaded religious belief that being gay is a sin

      Straw man. If you're going to criticize a religion, at least criticize what it actually states. Being gay is no more a sin than having a short temper. It is the *act* that is a sin, not the identity.

      This simple, smug declaration causes an awful lot of suffering to no productive end. It's evil, and if there is indeed a vengeful God, you will be called to account for it.

      That condemnation would be more meaningful if you stopped to actually address what I believe rather than accusing me of things I don't believe.

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    184. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      This is the word of god that has been given to me but I'm not going to translate it again because someone's out to get me? He obviously didn't think that 116 pages of the word of god was worth much.

      And you are obviously not very familiar with the history of Mormonism. According to the Book of Mormon there were two sets of records covering that time period. So there was a redundant record. Convenient excuse? Evidence of God's providence?

      Could go either way.

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    185. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense, because such a forgery would be impossible to accomplish.

      Your counterargument doesn't work because it's begging the question. If Joseph Smith had complete freedom to make up any damn story he pleased, then Mrs. Harris's plot would be futile. He could simply create an entirely different story and ten be good to go.

      If, however, he was actually translating from a source document he would not have that freedom. In that case his new work would be a lot like the original, and so Mrs. Harris would not need access to both texts. Only one.

      So if he was a liar, he could have gotten out of this easily. If he was honest, he was trapped. He acted as though he was trapped. It doesn't prove he was honest, but the actions are consistent with what an honest person would do in the situation.

      When Smith heard the news, he abandoned all work on the plates for two months. Then, "following the instruction of the Lord," he continued where he left off, translating to the end of the work. When he was finally done, he revealed that a new section of the plates told the first part of the story, but in a completely different way.

      At least you have the story straight. That's a good recount.

      I'm sorry, but unless you're blinded by the notion that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, it should be easy to see that Smith was just coming up with flimsy excuses for his own inability to recreate his work, despite having both a written record to work from and supernatural aid.

      Well, as I've already pointed out, your argument is only compelling if we agree from the start that Joseph Smith was inventing stuff whole cloth. It doesn't work if there's a possibility that he was telling the truth.

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    186. Re:"Gag the Internet" by ins0m · · Score: 3, Funny

      This gives the Sikh a moment to reflect on why he is taking his pants off. Or to take a moment to curse Krodh for that second helping of curry.
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    187. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      First, three comments:

      1.) I fully recognize that a lot of nonsense is spewed out. People talk lightly, without documentation, and say many untrue things.

      2.) I recognize and appreciate your reasonable, civil manner. I hope that your examination of Mormon claims will proceed carefully and critically. (The Book of Abraham, for instance. Do you accept the current explanation for why the heiroglyphics turned out not to say anything like what Smith translated?)

      3.) It annoys me when people dismiss Mormonism because of "weirdness". I don't believe Mormonism is different from Christianity because of weirdness. I believe it is different because so many fundamental beliefs--particularly, but not limited to, monotheism--are different. (For careful documentation from Joseph Smith's teachings and other primary sources, I hope you'll take the time to read through last year's "Mormonism 101" series at Alpha & Omega Ministries. The blog interface isn't too good--the earlier entries are lower down on the page. The series started in May, and continued through June, July, and August.)

      Back to our topic.

      Yes, taking "former" that way is at least plausible, though "former" could also refer to the precolonization inhabitants--i.e., American Indians in general.

      Don't you think it's significant that your own church interpreted it that way, and said in the introduction to the Book of Mormon that "After thousands of years, all were destroyed except the Lamanites, and they are the principal ancestors of the American Indians"?

      I would be curious to know if Smith himself said anything that would clarify which sense of "former" he meant. Did he touch on it in any of his sermons? (If you can find such references, it would be a good way for you to prove your own interpretation. Or disprove it. I'm curious--what would it do to your perception of Smith's prophethood if it turned out that he was wrong about "revealed-by-angels" information on the source of the American Indians?)

    188. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I respectfully, but strongly, disagree. If declaring a person as a sinner is not a form of persecution then what is.

      You're missing the point. It's not about saying what a person *is*. That's identity. It's about saying what an action *is*. The Mormon faith views homosexual sex as a sin. It doesn't say a damn thing about people who consider themselves gay, other than that they are people who commit sin. So what? Everyone is. Mormonism also believes that *all* extra-marital sex is sin. If it's not between a man and a woman who are married it's sin. Does that mean that Mormons are persecuting couples who cohabitate?

      Mormonism is not judging people. It's taking a stand on actions.

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    189. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i could do it. at the right temperature.....

    190. Re:"Gag the Internet" by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>The thing that's really funny to me is how die-hard atheists are so religious.

      I hear this a lot these days. The reason that many of them seem (to you) so rabid is because they place their lack of belief in god in the same category as their lack of belief of unicorns, Xenu, perpetual motion devices, 'free' energy, etc. To them, knowing that something isn't true is just as powerful a belief as knowing that something _is_ true: "Not B" is just as valid to most logical-minded people as "A".

      So what you might expect an atheist to do- basically ignore religion and think about other stuff- doesn't really happen because to an atheist (especially a nerdy atheist), "Not God" is as much a fact worthy of discussion as "Linux ftw" or whatever. It is very much a logic/programming way of looking at the world, and you see a lot of it here on slashdot, for better or worse: If A is true, then the inverse of A is not true. If the Inverse of A is true, then A is not true.

      Finally, I think the difference between the nerdy atheists and religious people is that while the nerds place disbelief in the same category as facts, religious people place the belief in god in a different category as other facts. You are familiar, I'm sure, with basic laws of physics and believe as a fact that certain actions will cause certain reactions (e.g., dropping a ball on the ground). Yet your belief in God, I would assume, falls in a different category of fact, one that can sometimes be very ambiguous and unreliable- the ball will always act the same way in the same conditions, but God is very unpredictable (I mean answered prayers, good things happening to bad people, vice versa, babies dying, etc).

      So religious people have some leeway in their beliefs and maybe that is why they can tolerate other people's different beliefs (although I have not found that to be the case). Atheists like their facts cut-and-dried. Maybe most atheists have type-A personalities; I don't know.

      And of course, there are stubborn, ignorant atheists who just like to argue, just like some religious people are like that.

      In the end, I don't think it's fair to say that atheists should tolerate other beliefs, as though it were a matter of choosing target or walmart, or cherry or strawberry candy or something and that it comes down to taste. Atheism is the complete denial of all supernatural belief systems; it is not within atheism's definition to tolerate religion any more than an astronaut could tolerate the flat earth society.

      I don't want to start an argument or anything- I just thought I'd throw in my two cents.

      -b

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    191. Re:"Gag the Internet" by nullchar · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but if you don't learn from history, then you are bound to repeat it. So bringing up past atrocities and publicly apologizing for them is a good thing. It's good for the organization doing the apologizing (so their members will learn about it) and it's good for society as a whole (so we collectively don't allow other atrocities to happen).

    192. Re:"Gag the Internet" by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
      I always thought that part of being a Christian was admitting your mistakes and taking responsibility as well as asking for forgiveness. Since I am now an Agnostic I may be a little rusty but that is what I was always taught in Sunday school. And I apologize if someone was offended by my asking,I was simply curious. And it is nice to see as the above poster displayed that they have apparently taken responsibility for their actions.


      And to the above poster who said we shouldn't blame them for the past? The Army investigated and it was shown that the massacre was done by a combination of Mormons working in tandem with a local Indian tribe. But at the time states rights were a lot more powerful and the leadership of Utah(who were Mormon,naturally) made it clear that nothing was to be done. So in my mind the leadership needed to apologize to the descendants of those victims since they had a part in keeping their murderers from justice. And I am very glad to see that they have taken responsibility for their actions and am glad to see a memorial being placed in their memory. And despite everyone making jokes about "special underwear" I support their right to believe what they will, just as I hope they support my right not to believe in anything. But that is my 02c on the subject,YMMV.

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    193. Re:"Gag the Internet" by smenor · · Score: 1

      I can see that this could go on forever, but I'm game for one more round

      I've already said I don't agree with the attempt to suppress the material in this case.

      Sorry 'bout that - I wasn't trying to imply that you did.

      The funny thing to me is that previously you said you didn't like proselyting, and yet here you're essentially telling me I need to proselyte. That's really all proselyting is: telling people about your religion.

      They may seem the same to you, but there's all the difference in the world.

      If you seek me out and make the effort to tell me something that I don't necessarily want to hear, that's proselyting.

      In contrast, if you make information available to me online so that I can access it if I'm interested, or if I make the first move and come to you asking questions, then you're just being polite and providing information.

      They seem pretty similar to me. You seem to be telling me that merely acting in a way that preserves privacy is grounds for suspicion.

      I'm not saying it's grounds for suspicion - I'm just saying that part of the price of privacy is that when you keep things secret, people who are outside of the loop might speculate about what the secret is.

      To be clear - I'm certainly not trying to make the (very badly false) argument that "if you have nothing to hide, then you don't need privacy". Just that if you do hide things, you're inviting speculation and gossip.

      As long as it's polite, I think there's nothing wrong with simply volunteering information.

      I have no real problem with that (as you've described it). My problem with it is more in cases where you have a situation of "You're sick and starving, so I'm gonna to give you food or medicine, and (being a human being) you're gonna feel obligated to listen to my spiel" or (worse) "I'm gonna give you food / medicine, but first, you're gonna listen to my spiel".

      In addition to that, I've personally encountered a number of people of various faiths (yours included) who are very friendly and polite, but they get a bit of that telemarketer feel to them, where they basically force you to be rude and dismiss them, because anything short of that and they won't stop.

      I've also been "ambushed" before, however, and that's never a pleasant experience.

      This isn't really apropos to this discussion, but since you mention that and I'm writing anyway, I just wanted to share the worst case of "ambush" that I've ever had. Bizarrely, it started out as a very pleasant experience... before it turned ugly.

      I was at the University of Hawaii on my first day of classes in a masters program. I don't know anyone, and I'm walking down the mall. A very cute girl comes up to me and starts flirting with me and chatting me up.

      I'm elated, because this just doesn't happen to me as a general rule to begin with, and I'm in a new place where I don't know anyone.

      After a few minutes of a nice little back and forth, she gently drops the bombshell on me - "you could come to my church this sunday".

      We go a little further and it becomes painfully clear that the whole purpose of this exercise was to try to attract me... to become a member of her church.

      That probably sounds kinda stupid, I've been hit up by other people many times before and since, but they didn't leave much of an impression. In contrast, this really bothered me, and (obviously) stuck with me for a long time after it happened (this was around a decade ago now).

    194. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Could go either way.


      I suppose that depends on how credulous you are.

      If you are willing to believe anything on no real evidence then I suppose you might believe that anything is true.

      That doesn't mean it is actually true though.
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    195. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      State involvement in marriage = weird

      I think you put your finger on it. Same sex marriage and/or polygamy would be a non-issue if it was simply between the partners and THEIR community

      The States involvement in marriage is an anachronism.

    196. Re:"Gag the Internet" by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      [...] is not judging people. It's taking a stand on actions. I have never, ever, seen any difference in those in practice. And it includes every known (to me) religion, moral, political view, and so on. I am absolutely certain that gay people cannot live among mormons without being judged. And again, do not take this too much as a negative against mormons as there are huge number of other religions, "morals", etc. which do the same.

      The truth, however, is that the gay are not gay because of sin/whatnot or even by choice. They just are gay - just like you(?) and me are straight. No "reason". No (need to) cure.

      Trying to stop gays having sex by making the action a sin is (to me) as ridiculous as trying to stop gravity by making falling a sin. Unfortunately making an action a sin will create judgement from "non-sinners" in practice.

      I know we will not get into consensus here (you cannot accept that this is wrong with your religion - I cannot accept what happens in practice is not important). So I think it is pointless to continue this argument.
    197. Re:"Gag the Internet" by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      This is special, slightly longer type of underwear and is symbolic of continence and a high moral character.

      Not needing a diaper is an article of religious pride?

      Check out your friendly neighbourhood dictionary - "continence" has meanings other than the lavatorial one which you allude to. In particular, the phrase "sexual continence" is one that you could use without blushing in a public discussion with Maiden Aunt Sally, a handful of nuns of astonishing innocence (read as : ignorance about sex) and a room full of teenagers. The teenagers would have their predictable fit of communal giggles and need damping down with a fire hose, but that's because they're teenagers, not because there's anything inherently funny about the phrase "sexual continence".

      I have a vague memory of John Cleese (the tall one in Monty Python) doing a sketch as a head master in front of a room full of teenagers, on subjects related to sexual continence, and not raising a single laugh. It may have been in "Meaning of Liff", rather than "Flying Circus", but I don't remember for sure.

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    198. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I have never, ever, seen any difference in those in practice. And it includes every known (to me) religion, moral, political view, and so on. I am absolutely certain that gay people cannot live among mormons without being judged.

      Well it depends on what you mean by "gay". If you mean "having an attraction to the same sex" then of course they can live among Mormons. A gay Mormon who is celibate gets treated the exact same as any other Mormon. And I know at least 2.

      On the other hand if you mean "gay" as in "involved in ongoing homosexual activity" then sure, they are ineligible for certain Mormon activities. Like entering the temple. But they are no less capable of living among Mormons than anyone else having sex out of wedlock.

      You've also got to keep in mind that this kind of thing is not public. I have no idea who in my congregation is worthy to go to the temple and who isn't. It's none of my business. There isn't some "in" clique of worthy Mormons with a secret handshake and a clubhouse.

      The truth, however, is that the gay are not gay because of sin/whatnot or even by choice. They just are gay - just like you(?) and me are straight. No "reason". No (need to) cure.

      We disagree on that.

      Trying to stop gays having sex by making the action a sin is (to me) as ridiculous as trying to stop gravity by making falling a sin.

      That's just empirically false. People with homosexual tendencies can remain celibate. There's also the fact that, as far as I'm concerned, sexuality is a sliding scale. Not a binary switch. Some people are more "gay" than others, and for many in the gray area it's possible to live healthy and fulfilling straight lives. Not saying all gay people can. But some certainly can.

      Look, you need to stop acting as though Mormonism is forcing anything on anyone. It's our Church. With our principles. There's nothing remotely coercive about it. We don't threaten people with Hellfire. We don't intimidate people into joining or staying in the Church. It's a purely voluntary action.

      Mormons also believe pornography is evil and soul-destroying. Does this mean we're judging people who view porno? As in "practically all of the Slashdot community"?

      If you think that every time a religion believes something is wrong they are persecuting people who do that thing you're just being oversensitive.

      I know we will not get into consensus here (you cannot accept that this is wrong with your religion - I cannot accept what happens in practice is not important). So I think it is pointless to continue this argument.

      Perhaps. I certainly don't expect for you to agree that the Mormon view of homosexuality is different. And I will concede that in practice many people judge those who are doing things considered sinful. They are violating Mormon principles when they do so. And Christian principles, for that matter. Christ was pretty unambiguous about that.

      But it is *possible* to separate the sin from the sinner. I have a close relative who is gay. Openly. I love her. I am always happy to see her and I'm glad when she comes to family gatherings. (She's 1/2 way across the country so she doesn't always make it.) If she ever asks what I think about homosexuality I will tell her, but honestly she doesn't need to ask and she never has. And I will never lecture her on it, view her as less worthy than me, or anything.

      She's doing something I believe to be wrong. I do wrong things all the time. The magnitude of our relative guilt is something for God to decide. Not me.

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    199. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      If you are willing to believe anything on no real evidence then I suppose you might believe that anything is true.

      True. So it's best to demand evidence. Which I have done and will continue to do. The evidence I've seen to date is convincing for me.

      That doesn't mean it is actually true though.

      Sure, sure. Lack of evidence isn't prove of a lack of existence. Lack of evidence of non-existence isn't prove of non-existence. I get it.

      But my position here is not to convince people that my religion is true or to join my religion. My only intention is, specifically, to respond to arguments that are fallacious or specious. And more generally my goal is to follow C. S. Lewis's council: argument can not create faith, but lack of rational argument can destroy faith. The role of rational argument is to provide an environment in which faith may or may not flourish. I believe the ultimate decision of what another person chooses to believe is not something I can or should attempt to influence directly.

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    200. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's grounds for suspicion - I'm just saying that part of the price of privacy is that when you keep things secret, people who are outside of the loop might speculate about what the secret is.

      I don't think I really have a problem with mere speculation. However, as a Mormon, I'm subjected to constant "speculation" that is in fact nothing but rather bigoted attacks on my faith. Ever heard of "The God Makers"? That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. People just wondering, without any bias or prejudice, what we get up to in there doesn't bother me in the least.

      I have no real problem with that (as you've described it). My problem with it is more in cases where you have a situation of "You're sick and starving, so I'm gonna to give you food or medicine, and (being a human being) you're gonna feel obligated to listen to my spiel" or (worse) "I'm gonna give you food / medicine, but first, you're gonna listen to my spiel".

      Mormon aid efforts are completely separate from Mormon proselyting efforts. The Mormon church is *really* good at getting aid where it needs to go in a hurry, but the vast majority of the time we let aid agencies hand it out and don't take the credit. And we never proselyte. If your house got hit by a hurricane you need food, water, shelter, and a shoulder to lean on. Not a lesson.

      I served as a missionary for 2 years. My job was to proselyte. Not hand out candy. I did do service from time to time, and I hoped to meet people who would be interested. But I don't think there was a single example of me attempting to leverage service into a sense of obligation to listen to what I have to say.

      I can't defend everything every Mormon does. Mormon missionaries are kids. Ages 19 - 25. Usually closer to 19. They have a grand total of 3 weeks of formal training, and most of that is just trying to get them to grasp the basic doctrines.

      So I guess all I'm saying is that it can, and should, be done right.

      In addition to that, I've personally encountered a number of people of various faiths (yours included) who are very friendly and polite, but they get a bit of that telemarketer feel to them, where they basically force you to be rude and dismiss them, because anything short of that and they won't stop.

      I'm sorry you've had to experience that. I mean that sincerely. It's a royal pain in the ass. Just so you understand that I do engage in proselyting, I've baptized three people in my lifetime outside of my work as a full-time missionary. So I obviously do talk to people about my faith. However, I try to be as polite and non-weird as I can be. I primarily talk to close friends about it. All of the people whom I baptized were friends for a considerable amount of time with me prior to me bringing up religion and were friends independent of any religious spiel. I've probably given out over a dozen Book of Mormons in my life. (Outside of being a missionary.) I give them to people I know and to people who I have reason to believe may be interested, and I don't pressure them.

      I try to do my best to offer to share something I think is really important to me while respecting privacy and other views. I've never used tricks or deception or pressure. And I never will.

      I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know that "bible-bashing" is. I don't do it. I've been tricked into religious proselyting attempts. I don't like that either.

      I just try to be as sensitive as I can. Not all Mormons have that experience. They grow up in Utah where everyone is Mormon and it's more cultural than religious. They have little experience being the minority or being preached to by other religions and don't know how to behave. I wish they did. But at least I think they mean well.

      That probably sounds kinda stupid, I've been hit up by other people many times before and since, but they didn't leave much of an impression.

      Nah, I can see how that would be a really crappy situation. But part of that

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    201. Re:"Gag the Internet" by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      You have presented nothing but bullshit and fantasies. You are a huge moron, gods are only figments of your imagination and not real. You are an idiot.
      You can call me troll the day you can present evidence to support your fantasies, until that day, I call you mentally deranged.

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    202. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      If believing in God makes one mentally deranged, than at least I'm in good company.

      Georges Lemaître - Roman Catholic priest who first proposed the Big Bang Theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lema%C3%AEtre

      William Daniel Phillips - Nobel prize winning physicist and a methodist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_D._Phillips

      Francis Collins - Leader of the Human Genome Project and an evangelical Christian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Collins_(geneticist)#Religious_views

      Arthur Stanley Eddington - Renowned physicist and a Quaker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Eddington

      That's just a smattering of current scientists/mathematicians. We could also go more old school:

      Blaise Pascal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_pascal

      Isaac Newton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton#Religious_views

      Joseph Louis Lagrange http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Louis_Lagrange

      Gottfried Leibniz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebniz

      And that's just a paltry sampling of the scientists/mathematicians. I haven't even touched on the philosophers:

      SÃren Kierkegaard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kierkegaard

      Thomas Merton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Merton

      Alexis de Tocqueville http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_de_Tocqueville

      If your view of the world is that religion is "nothing but bullshit and fantasies" then you are taking a sizeable chunk of the greatest minds humanity has produced and discarding them as nothing but "huge morons", "idiots", and "mentally deranged".

      This rabid form of atheism is an embarrassment to rational thinking and serious atheists. I don't mind being consigned to "idiocy" with "idiots" like Newton and Pascal and various Nobel prize winners. I would love to be that kind of idiot.

      You'll notice, by the way, that I'm not arguing the converse of your position. There are plenty of brilliant atheists and plenty of reasons to be atheist.

      You're off on your own wild tangent with your foaming-at-the-mouth hysteria. And if you think that many of the worlds geniuses are morons and idiots, perhaps (just perhaps) you don't have as firm a grasp on religion as you think you do.

      But hey, I'm sure that Flying Spaghetti Monster t-shirt makes you feel cool. So rock on.

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    203. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Which means either:
      1. All 11 million Mormons (say 5 or 6 million if you want to just talk about practicing Mormons) are retarded.


      Umm... I'm going to have to go with #1.

      Not that they're not good people in many ways (I have many mormon friends and ex-mormon friends who are great people), or that their beliefs don't lend themselves towards (although not guarantee) was is in many ways an ethical and moral society, but yes, as a whole, all practicing mormons are retarded.

      However, since you were kind enough to enumerate the possible conclusions for me, I will in turn help you out in the same fashion. Count me in with the belligerent atheists. Although I don't feel particularly belligerent, I just honestly feel that religion, ignoring the social aspects of it, is retarded. The church of LDS is included in that, as are any other religions.

      And seriously, if you could step out of your LDS box for a second and look at the situation from the outside, you could see why the magic underwear are laughable. The "context" doesn't make it any less funny. It's not like you could explain the magic underwear in any way, shape, or form, and somehow it would make sense and people would go "ooohhhhh, that's not funny, I can see why you'd think that". No. It's magic underwear. Change the terms around, give it a spiritual meaning... it's still magic underwear.

      BT

    204. Re:"Gag the Internet" by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      ... this leaves a large group of angry young males who aren't getting any pussy.

      Or, as we like to call it, Slashdot.

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    205. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any atheist will think that a church is weird. Doesn't God have the power to pick where he wants the church to be? He is the creator of the earth, he can pick where he wants his kingdom in the latter-days. Why would he want it where the Savior was killed? Don't you think he can and has the power to make any land holy?

    206. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WNight · · Score: 1

      The church copyrights stuff not to make a profit but so that things aren't taken out of context. To deny someone information because you think they are incapable of understanding is called censorship.

      If you think people need context, supply context.
    207. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WNight · · Score: 1

      Mormon's believe garments are a sacred symbol of covenants made with God.

      They are not magic. ... blink ...

      Magic == god == vampires == werewolves == honest politicians
    208. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WNight · · Score: 1

      It's just hard to tell when an anti-Mormon is serious and when they are just being a troll. The arguments are pretty similar. When you're debating with people who believe in what can best be described as fairy tales or mythology it's hard to be serious.

      I mean, if you met someone who literally believed Zeus existed and could blast you with lightning, would you think it likely?

      I've got this unicorn for sale. Special unicorn. Pink. Catch is, she's invisible...
    209. Re:"Gag the Internet" by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Yes, as a Christian we should apologize for our sins, and misdeeds, but the current leadership is not responsible for what happened 150 years ago. Apologizing now does no good for those that were massacred. Again, I don't care how many times the US govt. apologizes for the Trail of Tears, it won't bring back my ancestors, or make me feel any better.

    210. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 1

      As another example, if you aren't Jewish, strapping little boxes to your body seems pretty weird. That doesn't seem weird. I mean where else are you going to keep your Jew gold?
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    211. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      "Mormonism has no official theology and precious little dogma."

      huh???? If it has no official theology, then what to you call D&C and the Pearl of Great Price and the Book of Mormon? Seems like they meet the requirement of a theology to me! Even the LDS church speaks of Mormon theology at http://www.lds-mormon.com/lds_theology.shtml

    212. Re:"Gag the Internet" by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      slashdot poster...no girlfriend...enough with the lies.

    213. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      >>>> That makes no sense, because such a forgery would be impossible to accomplish.

      >> Your counterargument doesn't work because it's begging the question. If Joseph Smith had complete freedom to make up any damn story he pleased, then Mrs. Harris's plot would be futile. He could simply create an entirely different story and ten be good to go.

      Given how intelligently you've conducted yourself in the past, your level of confusion here is amazing. Of course, Joseph Smith didn't have "complete freedom to make up any damn story he pleased." He had to recreate what he'd done previously, with enough fidelity to convince everyone that he was translating from a physical record. A simple feat, if he really had the plates, but impossible if he didn't.

      Now, if we presume that this act of translation (despite the supposed supernatural aid) was like a normal translation, then Smith wouldn't be able to recreate his previous work word-for-word. But there would at least be a sentence-to-sentence correlation, hitting all the same plot points, keeping all the actions of all the minor characters, and so on.

      You could argue that even the minor changes would be enough to discredit it in the eyes of many. So what? The Church has been discredited by a lot of things in a lot of eyes, and the Church seems hardly the worse for it. So it seems unlikely to me that God would prohibit Smith from retranslating anything based on what folks might say. It certainly didn't keep Him from introducing polygamy, and we all know what people said about that.

      So we get to Smith's actual claim: That Lucy Harris was going to alter the text of his first attempt in such a way that it would utterly discredit the Book of Mormon. I have but three questions:

      1) What form would such a forgery have taken? In other words, what sort of textual changes would have accomplished the feat?

      2) How would Lucy Harris have accomplished such a forgery? I doubt she was a Hoffmanesque forger, or a master of imitating her husband's handwriting. Plus it was written in pen, and Wikipedia says Wite-out wasn't invented until 1966.

      3) Why would this, alone among the many controversies and disputes surrounding the early Church, have doomed Mormonism? Especially with Martin Harris having seen the first translation, and being able to vouch for the adulteration?

      Smith's "being trapped" is predicated entirely on the notion that attempting a second translation of the plates would somehow discredit him. I just don't see how that would be possible without assuming amazing skills on Lucy Harris' part.

      >>>> When Smith heard the news, he abandoned all work on the plates for two months. Then, "following the instruction of the Lord," he continued where he left off, translating to the end of the work. When he was finally done, he revealed that a new section of the plates told the first part of the story, but in a completely different way.

      >> At least you have the story straight. That's a good recount.

      At least we have an agreement on the chronology. But it seems very convenient to me that there just happened to be a second source, hitherto unknown to prophet and scribe alike, that filled in the gap left by the 116 pages, without requiring Smith to recreate his previous work. Oh, wait. Divine foresight. Now I get it.

      To me, at least, the chronology absolutely screams out that that the Tanner's theory is correct: Lucy Harris destroyed the pages, Smith knew he would be outed as a fraud if he tried to recreate his work, and he spent months depressed before he came up with his "second set of plates" escape plan.

      >>>> I'm sorry, but unless you're blinded by the notion that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, it should be easy to see that Smith was just coming up with flimsy excuses for his own inability to recreate his work, despite having both a written record to work from and supernatural aid.

      >> Well, as I've already pointed out, you

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    214. Re:"Gag the Internet" by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Whose laws of physics?

      The ones verifiable through experiment.

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    215. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      >>>> he enjoyed enormous personal gain when people believed him.

      >> This is utter rubbish. Joseph Smith enjoyed nothing but deprivation and persecution as a result of his claims. He lived in poverty virtually his entire life. He may have enjoyed some brief measure of comfort in Nauvoo in the years before he was killed, but the fact is that if he wanted to make a bunch of cash it would have been trivial to do so, given his talents, without going through all the trouble of getting himself driven out of several states and eventually shot to death.

      Joseph Smith's life included times of deprivation, suffering, abandonment, heartache, and loss. He also had, from time to time, the sort of power and adulation that most men would never dream to hope for. He was the mayor of Nauvoo, which was once a bigger city than Chicago. When he resided there, he lived in a mansion (at least by the standards of the time). He had tens of thousands of followers, and while some turned against him, many more remained loyal. He was "celestially married" to over thirty different women. As commander of the Nauvoo Legion, he was in charge of a bigger standing army than the rest of Illinois put together. He once ran for president. His name lives on nearly two centuries after his death.

      Fame, money, power, wall-to-wall pussy. If that's deprivation, sign me up. You could argue that the bad outweighed the good, or that none of that proves that he was "just in it for the money." But you cannot say that Smith never benefited materially from the organization he founded. After all, how much of that would he have accomplished if he'd stuck to farming?

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    216. Re:"Gag the Internet" by dcwusmc · · Score: 1

      "...with a red-hot poker" is how I always heard it,

    217. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They were naive. So what? They were people. They were wrong. I'm failing to see why this is a problem.

      It can lead to stupid and dangerous decisions. Suppose Mitt Romney as prez made foreign policy decisions based on his religious beliefs?

    218. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      When you're debating with people who believe in what can best be described as fairy tales or mythology it's hard to be serious.

      Here's the trick to this FSM, Pink Unicorn, teapot version of atheism: never talk to a serious theist. Don't listen to a word they say. Never read a book they write. Only listen to other small-minded atheists.

      If you do this long enough you can get to a point where you write off 1/2 the worlds geniuses as morons and actually aren't troubled by this at all.

      If you really feel so comfortable in your own superiority over those who believe: good on you. Congrats.

      I don't. I've read some of the smartest atheists around. I find their beliefs compelling and their morality courageous. I mean people like de Beauvoir, Camus, and Sartre. I've read some of the smartest theists around. From C. S. Lewis to Kierkegaard. I can list you nobel-prize winning physicists and others who are religious. I'm convinced that they have an equal compelling case. For personal reasons, I currently side with the theists on this one.

      But calling myself a theist does not entail denigrating what is best in atheism. I don't feel compelled to call atheists idiots. I'll leave that hubris to the extreme radical theists and the extreme radical atheists.

      If you can't tell the difference between various theistic beliefs in God and an invisible pink unicorn I can't help you.

      But I certainly wouldn't be able to rest easy having written off so many of humanities brightests with such a pathetically simplistic argument. I, personally, would wonder if I was beating straw men to death.

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    219. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1
      I meant "theology" in a more technical sense. This is from an article by scholar James Faulconer called "Why a Mormon Won't Drink Coffee but Might Have a Coke: The Atheological Character of the Chruch of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"

      It is a matter of curiousity to many and an annoyance to some that it is sometimes difficult to get definitive answers from members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to what seem like straighforward questions - question of the form "Why do you believe or do x?" Latter-day Saints subscribe to a few basic doctrines, mst of which they share with other Christians (such as that Jesus is divine) and some of which differentiate them, such as the teaching that Joseph Smith is a prophet of God. They also accept general moral teachings, the kinds of things believed by both the religious and the non-religious. Apart from those, selcomd can one say without preface or explanation what Latter-day Saints believe.

      I will argue that this apparently curious sitution is a result of the fact that, like many, probably most, other religious people (including Buddhists and Jews), Latter-day Saints are atheological. In other words, they are without an official or even semi-official philosophy that explains and gives rational support to their beliefs and teachings. To make this argument, I will argue that what we say about being LDS is an expression of what it means to be LDS, but being LDS is irreducible to a set of propositions. As I use the word "theology" here, it begins with belief and uses the methods of rational philosophy to give support to that beleif: dogmatic, systematic, or rataional theology. This is why Mormonism is at once extremely rigid and conformist (all Mormons have more or less identical positions on core issues or are not in good standing) and radically flexible and individualistic (the rationale for those beliefs and even the precise nature of those beliefs is left entirely up to the individual).
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    220. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how intelligently you've conducted yourself in the past, your level of confusion here is amazing. Of course, Joseph Smith didn't have "complete freedom to make up any damn story he pleased." He had to recreate what he'd done previously, with enough fidelity to convince everyone that he was translating from a physical record. A simple feat, if he really had the plates, but impossible if he didn't.

      I see it differently. You see if he had been fabricating he could easily have created an entirely new narrative that didn't match the "lost pages" at all. When the lost pages were produced and bore no resemblance to his translation it would be trivial to say that these weren't actually the lost 116 pages, but another invention.

      On the other hand I do not believe that the public would have been forgiving of small errors that were at least sentence-by-sentence correct. He was not claiming to be translating based on his linguistic expertise (where a margin of error is to be expected) but by the power of God. It would have to be word-for-word.

      But anyway, I'm glad that you think I was at least civil and intelligent up to that point! ;-)

      1) What form would such a forgery have taken? In other words, what sort of textual changes would have accomplished the feat?

      I think consistent but minor alterations would have been sufficient. If you're translating from God than there's no reason whatsoever to justify translating the same name as "Alma" the first time and "Almo" the second time. Similarly adding "n't" do a verb here or there and other small deletions or additions would have been sufficient to derail Joseph's claims.

      You have to bear in mind that there's no margin for error and also that this is taking place before the Church was even founded. At this nascent phase it wouldn't take much to overthrow the endeavor.

      2) How would Lucy Harris have accomplished such a forgery? I doubt she was a Hoffmanesque forger, or a master of imitating her husband's handwriting. Plus it was written in pen, and Wikipedia says Wite-out wasn't invented until 1966.

      I honestly don't know. I do not know how ink was erased, but I presume that there was some method available before White-Out. I also think that the forgery would not have had to be of the highest quality in order to be successful.

      3) Why would this, alone among the many controversies and disputes surrounding the early Church, have doomed Mormonism? Especially with Martin Harris having seen the first translation, and being able to vouch for the adulteration?

      Again, we're talking years before the Church is formed. A successful attempt to discredit Joseph at this point would, I believe, have prevented him from ever finding significant converts beyond Martin Harris. Who, seeing the failure of the new religion, would arguably not have stuck around.

      At least we have an agreement on the chronology. But it seems very convenient to me that there just happened to be a second source, hitherto unknown to prophet and scribe alike, that filled in the gap left by the 116 pages, without requiring Smith to recreate his previous work. Oh, wait. Divine foresight. Now I get it.

      I fully recognize that it seems very convenient. But what are you expecting - inconvenient divine foresight?

      To me, at least, the chronology absolutely screams out that that the Tanner's theory is correct: Lucy Harris destroyed the pages, Smith knew he would be outed as a fraud if he tried to recreate his work, and he spent months depressed before he came up with his "second set of plates" escape plan.

      I agree 100% that this is a plausible alternative. Keep in mind that my goal is not to convince you that my version is right, merely to illustrate that neither one is an exclusive explanation of the events.

      If I was making my determination based solely on these events with no reference to any other workd, I would be inclined to side with the Tanners. I think their vers

    221. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith's life included times of deprivation, suffering, abandonment, heartache, and loss. He also had, from time to time, the sort of power and adulation that most men would never dream to hope for.

      All of the grand glories you refer to happened in Nauvoo. Nauvoo was founded in 1839. The "Mansion House" was not constructed until 1842. Joseph Smith died in 1844. So he lived in pretty much unending misery from before the formation of the Church (say 1828) until at least 1842. 14 years. Then he had some comforts for two years until he was dragged away from his children once more and eventually shot to death.

      And you think he did it for the money? Seriously, man, you're just not making sense. Even in Nauvoo he was surrounded by people who wanted to kill him, including many of his own. His life sucked. Pure and simple. He spentm months in jail for crimes he didn't commit, he lost numerous children, he was beaten, he was tarred and feathered, he was nearly killed multiple times, his people were chased out of state after state, he lived in constant fear of his life and for what? So he could live in a nice house for 2 years in a city virtually under siege before being shot to death? That's really your argument?

      Fame, money, power, wall-to-wall pussy.

      Well, aside from being rather jouvenile, history just doesn't back you up. He lived his life in abject poverty with an exceptional 2-year period of relative comfort. He was a very powerful man towards the end of his life with enemies who were far more powerful than he was. His fame, as you evidence yoursself, is largely infamy. And there's no evidence - not one scrap - of sexual promiscuity.

      But you cannot say that Smith never benefited materially from the organization he founded. After all, how much of that would he have accomplished if he'd stuck to farming?

      What I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, is that if Joseph Smith was an imposter and built this empire himself he could *EASILY* have done so without causing the ire of his neighbors. He could have lived in comfort and peace his entire days. Restoriationist churches were a dime a dozen during the Second Great Awakening. He could have had more money, more fame, more followers, and more safety and freedom (and more women) if he'd just started a nice, friendly new denomination like everyone else at the time did. Did he benefit, at all, from the religion he founded? Certainly. Are his actions and decisions commensurate with someone in it for money and sex? Not remotely.

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    222. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      It can lead to stupid and dangerous decisions. Suppose Mitt Romney as prez made foreign policy decisions based on his religious beliefs?

      I don't believe that they're being Mormon led to them being wrong and naive. Do you think Catholics are immune? Or perhas that atheists are immune?

      What I'm saying is that you should judge the people for their own mistakes. Not the religion. If there are flaws in Mormonism, find them. But simply saying "some people who were Mormon made some mistakes" has no bearing on Mormonism.

      If you want to talk about Romney, attack him for who he is. Not for his religion.

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    223. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might call the LDS Church weird. Then again, have you ever read the Bible? Sticks turning to snakes? Parting of the red sea? Walking on water? Raising the dead?

      Seriously. I don't think you can diss it because it seems "weird."

    224. Re:"Gag the Internet" by Runnerfrog13 · · Score: 1

      I feel more subjugation in the WORKPLACE as a woman ENGINEER than I have felt in any Mormon congregation. And I have been to many of them.

    225. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      If the end result is the same, what is the difference on whether you call it "theology" or "doctrine" (though I think having a book called "Doctrine and Covenants" pretty much answers the question on whether the LDS have official Doctrine).

      If you do not follow and believe the same as the leadership of the LDS church, you will be considered "not in good standing" and denied the highest sacraments of your church. Whether your theology is written down or simply passed from person to person, the functionality is the same.

    226. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Well written response. I think, though, your comment may have been a little bit stronger if you had, perhaps, dismissed the idea of the garments in question as being 'magic'; I think 'sacred' would be a more appropriate term (I know exactly what you're talking about, though, admittedly, I'm don't use them, for personal reasons). As for weird, I've never found them even remotely peculiar, just different.

    227. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected; you did dismiss them as being magic. Sorry; I read both your comments in the order they appeared, so I missed the first statement.

    228. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      I think by "Governor of Illinois" you meant Governor Wade Boggs of Missouri; I am not aware of an extermination order from Illinois, though I won't deny the saints were driven out of Illinois after Joseph Smith's assassination. Of course, if you have information I lack, I would be interested in knowing about it.

    229. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Another minor correction; the name is Martin Harris, not Martin Harrison. I hope you don't find these point insulting; I merely mean them to help clarify a few details (though by now (two days after the fact) it may be a bit too late). Aside from that minor mistake, your relation of those events is accurate.

    230. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      You might also mention that the entire Book of Mormon text we have today was transcribed (written) in about sixty days. That makes your point even more incredible.

    231. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WNight · · Score: 1

      Well, I had meant serious about religious topics. But, indeed, there is a question of how to take them seriously at all. I handle that like Fox news - nobody is totally right or totally wrong. I have to read between the lines everywhere.

      Given that I already don't trust car salesmen, or politicians, it's not much of a stretch to not trusting the religious about their religion, or anyone about anything too valuable to them.

      Seriously though, if you were at lunch with someone and they expressed a literal belief in Zeus, wouldn't you wonder if they were okay?

    232. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I never claimed that he "did it for the money". In fact, I went out of my way to avoid making that accusation. You made the overreaching claims, saying that his life was unmitigated suckage, which no sane person would have chosen. I merely pointed out a few inconvenient truths that undermined your claims. Many people would choose to be king for a day, rather than a peasant for a lifetime.

      You're trying to force me into an untenable choice: that Smith was either a prophet of God or an emotionless, calculating mastermind, a homo economicus whose only goal was to maximize his own personal enrichment.

      I doubt either is the case. Perhaps there were more peaceful paths to wealth that Smith could have taken. I reserve judgment, since the only evidence you seem to offer is your unwavering faith in Smith's extraordinary talents. If the paths were there, it doesn't follow that Smith saw them, much less that he had the inclination or the temperament to take them. He was charismatic, but also divisive and megalomaniacal. Perhaps a quiet, peaceful life just isn't in the cards for some people.

      You make it sound as though Smith had some sort of crystal ball (or a stone in a hat, perhaps) which allowed him to foresee all the consequences of his actions. That's absurd, because it ignores the possibility that Smith was trying for wealth, and simply made some really gross miscalculations.

      Much of the suffering in Smith's life could have been avoided had he renounced his propheteering. You might be surprised to know it, but I believe that Smith believed in his own spiritual mission, which was more important to him than any wealth he ever might have accumulated. But that's not to say that Smith would turn down power and prestige if it came to him. He certainly didn't in Nauvoo.

      Oh, and let's not pretend that Kirtland was an impoverished wasteland either.

      >> And there's no evidence - not one scrap - of sexual promiscuity.

      Are you claiming that in the "he never had sex with anyone but Emma" sense, or the "he was sealed to every last woman before he had sex with them" sense? If the former, then your argument is with the historical record, not me. If the latter, then you have a highly selective -- and frankly creepy -- definition of fidelity.

      Now, how *was* Lucy Harris going to alter those pages?

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    233. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      You are sadly and thoroughly misinformed. You have clearly been reading anti-mormon propaganda. That rabid drivel is never accurate. It is amazingly difficult to find truly neutral information on the LDS church. What can be said with absolute certainly is that you do not understand the doctrine. I would encourage you to take everything you read with a large grain of salt. Even many so-called experts are just people with an axe to grind.

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    234. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      This line, of course, was changed in the 2006 edition.
      I doubt that very much. I don't have a 2006 edition handy, but I do have a 1981 edition and the online version. Both are the same as what you posted. What was it changed from and to?
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    235. Re:"Gag the Internet" by n0vu5 · · Score: 1

      Boxes, bread, gold, beads and religious jewelry are significantly less weird than "pantsu". I'm sorry, but no matter what religion you are, it's probably less weird than the Mormons. Unless you're a Scientologist. Even THEY don't have magical underpants!!

    236. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1
      I feel you misunderstood what he said. To clarify:

      As has been said down the thread, there is nothing crazy about this book that would drive people away from the church, but this now allows for tons of things to be taken out of context (things taken out of context are the main reason that people think the LDS church is so weird... that, and flat out lies about it). In this context, "taken out of context" is compared to "flat out lies". This is saying that people make statements from information that are not true. Whether they are intentional or not. Note that both of these kinds of out-of-context statements are not uncommon when talking about the church. How are we supposed to give context in someone else's publication when they intentionally misrepresent something?

      To deny someone information because you think they are incapable of understanding is called censorship.
      If you think people need context, supply context. These two statements just don't mesh well. Do you really expect us to publish "How to run a Mormon Congregation: a non-mormon's guide to leadership in the Mormon Church!"? That is absurd and impractical.

      Frankly, I wish they provided the manual more freely too. I wish they could. Nevertheless, the church has many enemies, and there are more practical reasons to limit such information too. There is nothing secret in there. Just ask a question to someone locally who has one and they'll give an honest (perhaps long-winded) answer.
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    237. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I couldn't remember the time frame and I didn't want to make something up. Thanks for adding that. I remembered that it was a short time frame, but was unsure of the exact number.

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    238. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not insulted at all. I was typing quickly and made that slip up. I think someone else caught it before you did, actually.

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    239. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Nope, you caught me in another slip-up. Boggs in Missouri is the one I was referencing.

      That's 2 now (mistakes). I will certainly try to be more careful in the future.

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    240. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, if you were at lunch with someone and they expressed a literal belief in Zeus, wouldn't you wonder if they were okay?

      If they really meant Zeus as in an embodied God who lives atop Mt. Olympus and behaves as depicted in various Greek myths I would indeed find that strange.

      I don't think the Greek gods are a fair counterpoint to Christian traditions, however, for the simple reason that (as far as I know) no one ever took the Greek gods particularly seriously. All of the Greek philosophers that I've read who espouse a belief in God of one form or another definitely reject the mythological stories of God.

      Given that fact, I'm doubtful that any seriously thinking people believed in the Greek gods even during the hey day of ancient Greece.

      I'm not a historian. My philosophy professors were unable to give me a really good answer to this question. That's just my perception.

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    241. Re:"Gag the Internet" by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Don't feel too bad; my knowledge of LDS church history is better than some. I'm not claiming to be perfect, of course, just better than some people. Actually, when it comes to names, my memory is horrible.

    242. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      You made the overreaching claims, saying that his life was unmitigated suckage, which no sane person would have chosen. I merely pointed out a few inconvenient truths that undermined your claims. Many people would choose to be king for a day, rather than a peasant for a lifetime.

      I don't think you've successfully undermined my point. Many people would choose king for a day over peasant for a lifetime. No sane person would choose king for a day over king for a week or amonth, however. And that's the choice you're asking people to believe Smith made.

      I reserve judgment, since the only evidence you seem to offer is your unwavering faith in Smith's extraordinary talents.

      This is nonsense. I don't believe Smith was that talented. But the only explanation for producing a work of the magnitude of the Book of Mormon are divine inspiration and talent. So, presuming he had no divine inspiration, he must have had immense talent. Why would someone with that level of talent choose a life of poverty when he could have lived much more comfortably?

      You make it sound as though Smith had some sort of crystal ball (or a stone in a hat, perhaps) which allowed him to foresee all the consequences of his actions.

      Good grief, man. This isn't pscyhohistory and he's not Hari Seldon. I'm talking about really, really basic stuff. Like "If they tried to kill you for saying you saw an angel and translating gold plates, maybe another work of translation might not increase your safety or prosperity." It doesn't take clairvoyance to see that, it takes basic intelligence.

      You might be surprised to know it, but I believe that Smith believed in his own spiritual mission, which was more important to him than any wealth he ever might have accumulated.

      So you're in the Fawn Brodie school of history. You might consider reading this: http://farms.byu.edu/display.php?table=transcripts&id=47

      Are you claiming that in the "he never had sex with anyone but Emma" sense, or the "he was sealed to every last woman before he had sex with them" sense? If the former, then your argument is with the historical record, not me.

      I have no argument with the historical record. The historical record includes zero evidence that Joseph Smith actually consumated any of those marriages, and at least circumstantial evidence that he did not.

      Now, how *was* Lucy Harris going to alter those pages?

      I don't know a thing about forgery. I believe that minor changes would have been sufficient and that the workmanship need not have been extremely high quality. Having said that, I don't know precisely what methods may have been used to alter ink writings on 19th century parchment.

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    243. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1
      Wikipedia is really not a good place to go for accurate information, but these paragraphs frame what happened well (even if it has been edited by someone with bias)

      And so I ask, was the US Army at the time an independent source?

      The Utah War, also known as the Utah Expedition or Buchanan's Blunder, was an armed dispute between Latter-day Saint ("Mormon") settlers in Utah Territory and the United States federal government. The confrontation lasted from May 1857 until July 1858. While not fully bloodless, the war consisted of no pitched battles and was ultimately resolved through negotiation. Nevertheless, according to historian William P. MacKinnon, the Utah War was America's "most extensive and expensive military undertaking during the period between the Mexican and Civil wars, one that ultimately pitted nearly one-third of the US Army against what was arguably the nation's largest, most experienced militia." Note that this experience came protecting family and property repeatedly from mobs and the Missouri Government ("The Mormons must be treated as enemies, and must be exterminated or driven from the state, if necessary, for the public good." - Lillburn W. Boggs, Governor Missouri ).

      The Utah War was largely based on misperceptions and a lack of effective communication. From 1857 to 1858, the Buchanan administration sought to quell what it perceived to be a rebellion in Utah Territory while the Mormons, fearful that the large federal army dispatched to the region had been sent to annihilate them, blocked the army's entrance into the Salt Lake Valley. While the confrontation between the Mormon militia, called the Nauvoo Legion, and the U.S. Army involved some destruction of property and a few brief skirmishes in what is today southwestern Wyoming, no actual battles occurred between the contending military forces.

      Despite this, the confrontation was not bloodless. At the height of the conflict, on September 11, 1857, more than 120 California-bound settlers from Arkansas, including unarmed men, women and children,[2] were killed in remote southwestern Utah by a group of local Mormon militiamen, possibly with the help of Native American allies. This tragedy was later called the Mountain Meadows massacre. While this incident was undoubtedly connected to the hysteria surrounding the approaching federal army which pervaded Utah in 1857, many historians conclude that the killings were an anomaly instigated by geographically isolated and deeply paranoid local leadership acting without the knowledge of the LDS hierarchy in Salt Lake City, although some maintain the existence of a larger conspiracy.[3]

      The wagon train may have been joined by a group of eleven miners and plainsmen who called themselves "Missouri Wildcats," some of whom reportedly taunted, vandalized and "caused trouble" for Mormons and Native Americans along the route (by some accounts claiming that they had the gun that "shot the guts out of Old Joe Smith"[8]) and stories of this spread through Mormon communities.[9] However, it is uncertain whether the Missouri Wildcat group stayed with the slow-moving Fancher party after leaving Salt Lake City,[10] or even existed.[11] Either way, popular Mormon leader Parley P. Pratt had been murdered in Arkansas a few months earlier
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    244. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      They dropped the word "principal", and changed it to "are among the ancestors". Check it out.

    245. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1
      Now that I know what to look for, I found this:
      http://newsnet.byu.edu/story.cfm/66259

      The passage in question is not in the Book of Mormon itself. It is in the introduction. The prophet Joseph Smith never wrote the words and he never claimed that any other Book of Mormon prophet did either. The words were added in 1981 by the then apostle Bruce R. McConkie to help familiarize new readers with the book.

      Oddly enough, the page preceding the Book of Mormon introduction sheds some light on the situation. In the book's title page, Mormon wrote, "And now, if there are faults they are the mistakes of men; wherefore - condemn not the things of God." Granted this is an opinion piece, but it serves it's purpose here. McConkie was a wonderful scholar, but he has been known to publish assumptions before. Some of them he apologized for personally.
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    246. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Jesus is not only a prophet. He is the Son of God. He is infallible. I'm going to nit-pick here a bit. "infallible" means incapable of making mistakes. Jesus never sinned, but (1) that doesn't mean that he didn't make mistakes. Don't tell me he never dropped anything, never stepped on someones toes, never mispronounced a word, never had to say "I'm sorry" to be polite, etc. He never acted contrary to the will of God, but that is different. (2) That also doesn't mean that he was incapable of sin. I believe His atonement would have been worthless if he didn't have a choice to sin.
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    247. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I'm going to nit-pick here a bit. "infallible" means incapable of making mistakes.

      Sheesh. I'm going to die the death of a thousand nit picks over here!

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    248. Re:"Gag the Internet" by WNight · · Score: 1

      Do you really expect us to publish "How to run a Mormon Congregation: a non-mormon's guide to leadership in the Mormon Church!"? No. But if you don't, people will want to read what is available.

      It doesn't look good when a religion has to hide its books. If it's inspired by god it shouldn't sound ridiculous.
    249. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Only because we care. (well, some of us anyway)

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    250. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Do you really expect us to publish "How to run a Mormon Congregation: a non-mormon's guide to leadership in the Mormon Church!"? No. But if you don't, people will want to read what is available. Granted

      It doesn't look good when a religion has to hide its books. Close. It might look suspicious when a religion hides it's books, but it looks regrettable when it "has to". As I said before, I wish that they didn't "have to" worry about such things.

      If it's inspired by god it shouldn't sound ridiculous. And that right there is one of the problems. Nobody has claimed that every word in that book is God-given. We also believe the US Constitution is God inspired, but have never believed it to be perfect either. People often think that we see our leaders as God's puppets, as opposed to his servants. Until that changes, we will constantly be harassed by people claiming that we should be perfect if it was God's church. It's an easy trap to fall into, even for people who are in the church.
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    251. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1
      Oh, I know that the introduction isn't part of the text of the Book of Mormon itself. Go back to the context--I was replying to StorminMormon's comment about the NA/lost tribe thing not being part of Mormonism, and I said, "where on earth would people get such an idea?" Because that exact idea was part of official Mormon publications for over 20 years. It was a teaching--so this isn't something that critics are making up.

      As for the article you linked to:

      When a religion modifies a statement in the slightest degree, it is seen as being an imposter. When believers accept the change, they are guilty of doublethink. When intellectuals accept science's changes, they are on the cutting edge of knowledge.
      There's a reason for the difference in some cases--if that religion is claiming authoritative titles like "prophet" and "apostle". If you claim to speak for God, you're held to a higher standard--the Old Testament penalty for false prophets was pretty high. (I'm not saying the introduction comment was an authoritative claim--I'm not sure. But if it was, this criticism applies.)
    252. Re:"Gag the Internet" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1
      (rereading thread...)

      I was replying to StorminMormon's comment about the NA/lost tribe thing not being part of Mormonism... He means well, but not everything he has said has been true or accurate. He'll get there eventually (I hope).

      Because that exact idea was part of official Mormon publications for over 20 years. It was a teaching--so this isn't something that critics are making up. OK, I'll give you that without argument. I was curious at your statement that the passage had been changed. I still see no reason that it was changed in the publication, but not changed in the online version.

      There's a reason for the difference in some cases--if that religion is claiming authoritative titles like "prophet" and "apostle". If you claim to speak for God, you're held to a higher standard--the Old Testament penalty for false prophets was pretty high. (sigh)
      Again it was an opinion piece. I said that. Yes, I expect them to be held to a much "higher standard", but not impossibly high. Was Moses, perfect? How about Peter? The illusion of perfection comes with time. The longer ago a revered icon lived, the greater the aura of perfection. The Bible only mentions some prophet's and apostle's imperfections. Indeed, almost all of those text were written by apostles and prophets. Who goes out of their way to admit faults when trying to gather followers? Rest assured, they were just as imperfect as we are. The only difference is where they gained their knowledge and authority in the first place. They were not God's puppets any more than the prophets and apostles today.

      To emphasize it even stronger, reread the passage above: "And now, if there are faults they are the mistakes of men; wherefore - condemn not the things of God." I believe this passage was found on the gold plates themselves. In other words, the canonized passages that make up the bulk of the Book of Mormon are explicitly acknowledged to contain potential mistakes. They were not God's puppets either. We claim the book to be scripture. We claim that it was inspired of God. We do NOT claim that God edited it for mistakes. Nor does he edit every word spoken, written, taught, or suggested by modern day prophets and apostles. We believe the same about the Bible, though we hold that translation and transcription errors are a far bigger problem in that text.

      God's plan is sufficiently perfect to work despite the mistakes of it's adherents. That's part of the beauty of it.
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    253. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      On perfection: You're mixing two things. Perfection of character, and perfection of revelation through them. No, Peter and Moses were not perfect--which is very comforting to know. Yes, the Scripture they produced was--because it came about not by the will of those men or by their own interpretation, but they spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit. They spoke authoritatively. And given the OT standard of putting to death prophets who spoke falsely, yes, claims to inspired, authoritative speech are held to the highest standard. Yes, a book "breathed out" by God is held to the highest standard. (It's odd that you would call such a standard "impossible". Do you think God so incapable? I can understand thinking that God did not do such a thing, but to call it "impossible"?)

      The "puppets" reference is inane. You think God can't ensure the correctness of words spoken in His name by his selected prophets and apostles, without it making them "puppets"?

    254. Re:"Gag the Internet" by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Hmm... P.S. I just looked back over my comment, and it's a bit more cantankerous than I would like. Sorry about that.

    255. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      >>>> You made the overreaching claims, saying that his life was unmitigated suckage, which no sane person would have chosen. I merely pointed out a few inconvenient truths that undermined your claims. Many people would choose to be king for a day, rather than a peasant for a lifetime.

      >> I don't think you've successfully undermined my point. Many people would choose king for a day over peasant for a lifetime. No sane person would choose king for a day over king for a week or amonth, however. And that's the choice you're asking people to believe Smith made.

      Again, you seem to be claiming that a non-inspired Joseph Smith would have had both the foresight to foresee the consequences of his actions and the temperament needed to avoid the unpleasant courses.

      >>>> I reserve judgment, since the only evidence you seem to offer is your unwavering faith in Smith's extraordinary talents.

      >> This is nonsense. I don't believe Smith was that talented. But the only explanation for producing a work of the magnitude of the Book of Mormon are divine inspiration and talent. So, presuming he had no divine inspiration, he must have had immense talent. Why would someone with that level of talent choose a life of poverty when he could have lived much more comfortably?

      I think you're overestimating both the economic opportunities available to 19th century writers and the literary merits of the Book of Mormon. Mark Twain (a far more talented, yet hardly wealthy author) called it "chloroform in print." Sure, it's got some cool (if often implausible) battle scenes. But it also has boring, repetitive moralizing, a dozen chapters cribbed from Isaiah, and enough "and it came to passes" to choke a curelom. No wonder Smith had trouble selling the copyright.

      His authorial talents were impressive, but let's not overstate them. His real talents were in his people skills. His ability to attract a following, to create loyalty in his followers, to know how to convince people. But none of those talents would have made him more than moderately successful unless you couple them to a message that purports to be greater than the man.

      That's one of the reasons why your "most people hated him" argument falls flat for me. Smith was kind of like George Bush today, spending most of his time surrounded by loyalists and admirers. So what if most of the world hates you, so long as the people nearest you are telling you that you're wonderful and your enemies are evil, crazy, stupid, or all of the above? Sure, people left in anger, but Smith mostly interacted with those who stayed. That completely changes the cost/benefit calculations.

      >>>> You make it sound as though Smith had some sort of crystal ball (or a stone in a hat, perhaps) which allowed him to foresee all the consequences of his actions.

      >> Good grief, man. This isn't pscyhohistory and he's not Hari Seldon. I'm talking about really, really basic stuff. Like "If they tried to kill you for saying you saw an angel and translating gold plates, maybe another work of translation might not increase your safety or prosperity." It doesn't take clairvoyance to see that, it takes basic intelligence.

      I take your "good grief" and return it in kind. People fail in their grandiose schemes all the time, and you generally discover that they're acting on their own best understanding of how to achieve them. To prove that an act is altruistic, you have to do more than prove that the actor failed to make a buck off it.

      The things Smith did were divisive. Everything you can point to that drove away some of his members caused others to cling to him all the more tightly. Maybe Smith understood that fundamental of human nature: If you demand great sacrifice from another, they'll usually find a way to convince themselves that it was the best thing they could have done.* Or maybe he wasn't that calculating.

      The point is, you're trying to paint as obviously self-destructive, so obviously

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    256. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Again, you seem to be claiming that a non-inspired Joseph Smith would have had both the foresight to foresee the consequences of his actions and the temperament needed to avoid the unpleasant courses.

      Any rational human being could foresee the consequences of his actions. Maybe not the initial reaction to announcing he had plates and had seen an angel, but once he made those claims and got his feed back (universal derision and the first attempts on his life) it was no longer a guessing game as to what the results from continuing on this course would be.

      And I'm making no claims about his tempermant. I'm simply saying that being motivated by greed (for money or power) or lust does not make sense in light of the fact that he could easily have had more of both and avoided some or all of the persecutions in his life.

      It's not a question of king for day or peasent for a year, it's a qusetion of king for a few years or king for a day. It's irrational to say his motivation was that he wanted to be a king, and that therefore he chose king for a day over king for a few years.

      I think you're overestimating both the economic opportunities available to 19th century writers and the literary merits of the Book of Mormon.

      Neither. I'm not saying he could have gotten rich off of the proceeds of the book. I'm saying he could have founded a religion with much less hassle by avoiding the whole angel story. There were tons of restorationist congregations staring in the early 19th century, and some got rather large. Given his talents (his people skills, as you put it) he could easily have creatd one of those and lived in comfort and respectability and wealth and power all his days.

      That's one of the reasons why your "most people hated him" argument falls flat for me. Smith was kind of like George Bush today, spending most of his time surrounded by loyalists and admirers. So what if most of the world hates you, so long as the people nearest you are telling you that you're wonderful and your enemies are evil, crazy, stupid, or all of the above? Sure, people left in anger, but Smith mostly interacted with those who stayed. That completely changes the cost/benefit calculations.

      Actually, he was frequently betrayed by those in his inner circle and was never insulated from those betrayals. As I've mentioned already, the Nuavoo Expositor is the paper that ultimately led to his death. It was run by former Mormons and opearated in Nauvoo. Hardly what I'd call being insulated from anyone who didn't like him when you have a vociferous anti-Mormon paper run by your former colleagues just down the street.

      He was also separated from his followers for long periods of time (see Liberty Jail) and so the whole idea that he was in this insulated world of loyal sycophants finds no basis in the accepted historical record.

      I take your "good grief" and return it in kind. People fail in their grandiose schemes all the time, and you generally discover that they're acting on their own best understanding of how to achieve them. To prove that an act is altruistic, you have to do more than prove that the actor failed to make a buck off it.

      Your contention is that he was motivated by greed and lust. And yet he chose a course of action that repeatedly, consistently, and without fail led to the opposite. The facts don't add up.

      Zero evidence? Besides Oliver Cowdery's accusation that Smith carried on an affair with Fanny Algers? Nah, Cowdery was a liar about everything except the reality of the plates.

      Fine. I should have said "zero reliable evidence". No doubt you would fail to be swayed by the testimony of a Joseph Smith loyalist. And yet you expect others to be swayed by the testimony of a Joseph Smith detractor? That makes no sense.

      Besides his wives getting pregnant while their other husbands were away on missions? No, God just inspired Smith to take to wife women who then went and cheated on both their husbands.

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    257. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      >> Neither. I'm not saying he could have gotten rich off of the proceeds of the book. I'm saying he could have founded a religion with much less hassle by avoiding the whole angel story. There were tons of restorationist congregations staring in the early 19th century, and some got rather large. Given his talents (his people skills, as you put it) he could easily have creatd one of those and lived in comfort and respectability and wealth and power all his days.

      I can see how you would believe that, and I don't discount the notion completely. But looking as Smith's career, it's clear that he always thought big. His message wasn't supposed to be "a restoration", but "The Restoration", the one that had been expected for millenia, which would sweep all other religions, all other powers and principalities from the Earth. You see this as a byproduct of his divine mandate, while I see it as a sure sign of unchecked megalomania. I'm sure we'll have to agree to disagree on that point, but if you are trying to prove that Smith wasn't motivated by a desire for power, and attempting to prove it by showing other routes to the same end, then you have to at least engage with the detractors who say that Smith's personality might not have been drawn to your alternative paths.

      Re: sycophants and insulation

      I'm not saying that Smith was unaware of his detractors, or even that he was physically separated from them all the time. I'm talking more about the sort of separation that separates you and I. I think he put his enemies into a tiny box marked "people I don't have to respect or listen to at all", and listened primarily to those who told him he was The Lord's Prophet. It makes it easier to dismiss the accusations of your enemies that way, even when they're saying things that you need to hear, or even when they have you in their physical custody.

      George Bush's insulation is enforced by the full mechanisms of the state, and therefore is much less permeable. But the effects are similar.

      Re: I did not have sex with those women. You deleted the corroborating links I provided, then accused me of not showing evidence.

      Had you even skimmed those links, you would see that the evidence for Joseph Smith's sexual promiscuity comes not from one embittered detractor, but from many of his polygamous wives themselves, often speaking under oath. These were not angry ex-mormons, but women who still regarded themselves as both faithful Mormons and the wives of Joseph Smith. Additional corroboration comes from the friends and relatives of these women, who attest that Smith roomed with these women some evenings. Finally, there is the letter kept by Newell K. Whitney regarding his daughter, Sarah Anne. It explains to her that, on a specific evening, they could meet without Emma's knowledge, and that he had a room all to himself.[src]. There is no indication that Whitney (who served in prominent callings until his death in 1850) kept the letter with the intention of harming the prophet.*

      The evidence is overwhelming. Smith had sex with his plural wives. You claimed otherwise, but if you have a shred of rationality about you then you'd better make peace with the facts. Continue to claim that Smith wasn't motivated by lust, and that his actions were right in the sight of God, and that the fact is compatible with his role as First Prophet of the Last Dispensation. But you have to accept the fact that sex was had. By allowing that, understand that you're saying that Smith reaped benefits from polygamy as well as heartache, which undermines the entire thrust of your argument.

      Another thing that I think undermines your argument: why did Smith marry so many, and usually so young? Sure, I saw some statistical analysis saying that Smith's wives weren't unusually young, given the normal age differences between partners at the time. But that's just it. The marriages from the census data were entered into precisely becau

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    258. Re:"Gag the Internet" by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I can see how you would believe that, and I don't discount the notion completely. But looking as Smith's career, it's clear that he always thought big.

      I should specify my intentions: I don't think that I can prove that Smith acted out of altruism. I think the best I can hope to do is offer an alternative reading that also fits the facts. I understood your original argument to be "the man got money and sex, so obviously that was his motive". By showing that he didn't get money and may or may not have gotten sex I think I can convincingly argue that your original position that it's an open-shut case of lust and greed is false. But I can't actually argue that my competing hypothesis is an obvious and unassailable replacement.

      I understand that.

      It seems that your argument has gained some subtlety as we've progressed (although I'm sure it's only your tone/style that's changed and that you've had the more sophisticated argument the whole time). And I don't really have a problem with this more sublte version. I certainly don't think Smith's reputation is, from an unbiased perspective, beyond reproach. Quite the opposite. There is much in it that looks shady.

      So as the questions become more complex my motivation for arguing with you decrease. I think reasonable people can draw disparate conclusions about Smith. I also have to admit that you've clearly done more research than I have on this topic. Mormon apologetics breaks down into roughly 3 categories:

      1. early Christianity
      2. Book of Mormon/Bible studies (textual analysis of the Book of Mormon itself)
      3. early Mormon history

      I'm weakest on #3, and I'm not a professional in any of the three categories. I find the first 2 much more interesting. And much less troubling. (I can be honest that I find much in the history of my Church deeply disconcerting.)

      I'm not saying that Smith was unaware of his detractors, or even that he was physically separated from them all the time. I'm talking more about the sort of separation that separates you and I. I think he put his enemies into a tiny box marked "people I don't have to respect or listen to at all", and listened primarily to those who told him he was The Lord's Prophet.

      I see. Instead of talking about the impact on his happiness you're talking about the impact on his self-perception. I can't really argue with that.

      Had you even skimmed those links,

      I did read them. I would not disrespect you by ignoring your evidence. It was disconcerting enough that at this point it goes beyond an internet conversation for me and into real-world research. I would like to know actual sources so I can read the information myself.

      What you wrote was extremely convincing. As I said earlier, this is not my strong point and from the evidence provided you've clearly won this round. What's more important than winning or losing, however, is that your evidence is strong and therefore has a better claim on reflecting the reality of what happened.

      I've heard of "Sacred Loneliness", but I haven't read it yet. I will certainly take the time to do more research into this arena. So, even though it's not comfortable to research this stuff, I have to say thanks for being as well-informed as you have been.

      Another thing that I think undermines your argument: why did Smith marry so many, and usually so young?

      FWIW, I didn't find this particularly convincing. But honestly, I don't know a ton about the topic. Here's the only extensive article I've read: http://www.fairlds.org/FAIR_Conferences/2006_Zina_and_Her_Men.html

      Anyway, just out of curiosity, what have you read from Mormon scholars responding to the accusations that polygamy was about sex? What have you read from the Mormon perspective about why polygamy was practiced? You seem very well-read on the anti side, I'm just curios what you've read from the Mormon side.

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    259. Re:"Gag the Internet" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think our discussion thus far has been based on mutual overreaction. It seemed to me that your initial position was that Joseph Smith's travails made it impossible for a reasonable person to question his motives. My position was always that, because some benefits did accrue to him, there was still quite a bit of room for doubt. But for me, Smith is too complex a figure, and the evidence is too controversial and contradictory to let anyone make absolute claims about what was going on in his mind.

      Re: absurdist claims. The absolute, most jaw-droppingest claim I've ever heard about the Church came from a fellow attendee at an ex-Mormon conference (back when all that exmo stuff was exciting and novel to me). During their "testimony meeting", this woman got up and, with perfect seriousness, explained that there is a giant pyramid built beneath the LDS Conference Center. As the Brethren take turns at the podium, this pyramid is sapping the psychic energy from the audience and channeling it into the speaker. The guy next to me and I were laughing so hard that the woman behind us asked, "Am I going to have to separate you two?" It wasn't the first time I'd met pyramid lady, and I'm absolutely convinced that she believed every word she was saying.

      Could The Book of Mormon have been dictated by Smith, without the aid of notes or outlines? That troubled me for a long time after I left. I never came to any sure conclusions on the matter, but I did have some thoughts in favor of the idea that he could.

      1) Smith had several years between the time he first started talking about the plates and the time he started translating. The translation process took only a couple of months, but there may have been time prior for him to work out plotting, characters, theology, etc.

      2) The Isaiah chapters and the retelling of the Sermon on the Mound cut down the page count a bit.

      3) Jerald and Sandra Tanner claimed that "and it came to pass" might have been Smith's way of stalling for time while he figured out what to say next. Not a whole lot of their work resonated with me, but that bit made some sense to me.

      4) People were much better at telling improv stories back then. They didn't have cable, so they had to make their own fun. Lucy Mack Smith's memoirs talked some about her son's impressive storytelling skills. I think she was pretty old when she wrote her memoirs, so it's tough to be certain of how much credence to give them.

      Just as an aside on that last point, Lucy Mack tells a story about a dream Joseph Smith Sr. had, one which really closely parallels Lehi's Tree of Life Vision. But it could be argued that the story from the Book of Mormon influenced her recollection of the dream.

      Even accounting for all that, it's an impressive feat, and doubly so given Smith's education level. I can respect someone believing that the feat was entirely impossible.

      >> Smith's claim was divine inspiration. And that means perfection. If he wanted to convince people he could translate variances would be fine. If he wanted to convince people that he was talking to angels and translating by the power of God, they would be unacceptable.

      I don't remember the exact nature of the debate, but I have a vague recollection that positing perfection in the initial translation causes some problems for apologists. There are thousands of changes between the first edition and subsequent editions, and while the vast majority are mere typographical problems, there are a couple that make the "Joseph Smith as high-resolution photocopier" theory hard to maintain. But maybe that's what his early followers expected of him.

      You're right that I (like many former Mormons) am more interested in the tawdry, the salacious, and the weird in LDS history. Part of that is the tendency to prefer information that supports my own biases, and part is a distrust of the version of history I got in seminary. I think by the time I read "In Sacred Loneliness," I'd gotten through the worst of my sc

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  2. Inevitably.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good morning, Mormon Church. Say hello to Ms. Streisand for me!

    1. Re:Inevitably.. by Kamokazi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The funny thing is, from a quick look at the Wikileaks summary (I didn't read the handbook itself), the handbook doesn't even seem that bad. Pretty standard Christian stuff, the Catholic church generally sticks to the same standards.

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    2. Re:Inevitably.. by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 1

      After a quick skim of the material, I have to agree. IANAM (I am not a Mormon) but I can't see why the LDS cares that this handbook is out in the open. You would think that it would be publicly available, maybe on their own website.

      All legitimate churches have some sort of bylaws they operate under. Maybe I'm missing something...

    3. Re:Inevitably.. by EMeta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...Which makes you wonder if they wanted it to Streisand. When was the last time you think they got so many non-Mormons reading about them. Another poster said it is rather innocuous. On the heels of the FLDS blowup, I think lots of people reading stuff that shows your church in a good light is a great plan.

      Well played, sirs.

    4. Re:Inevitably.. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      They may be counting on that. Much easier than sending people to your door.
      Their documents are probably mostly benign (albeit private) compared to Scientology's stuff.

    5. Re:Inevitably.. by smilindog2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I concur. The manual seems fairly well thought out, and doesn't have any really good secret stuff I was hoping to read. I don't know why LDS wants it concealed. In fact, I'd argue that manual is strong evidence to the rest of the Christian world that LDS is not an out-there weird cult.

      Perhaps LDS wants it publicized? Threatening Wikileaks is the perfect way to do it!

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    6. Re:Inevitably.. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they object to the filename having "Mormon" in it.

    7. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I'd argue that manual is strong evidence to the rest of the Christian world that LDS is not an out-there weird cult."

      Well, the facts surrounding the origins of the Mormon church, and their behavior since then, strongly testify that it IS an out-there weird cult. Joseph Smith, their founder, was a well-documented fraudster. Apparently he alleged that he received some sort of revelation from God that only he could read using a very large pair of "special" reading glasses. Mormons also believe that when they die, they become gods of their own planet, and that our own planet is ruled over by one such god. This begs the question "Who was the first god?" And perhaps you've heard on the news about the Mormon polygamist compound in Texas that was recently raided? Many of the girls under 18 were found to be with child, and many had broken bones indicating child abuse.

    8. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 4, Informative

      BZZZZT. Wrongo, Tex. The "Mormons" in El Dorado weren't the same religion as the "Mormons" in the OP. Get your facts straight before you start slinging mud around here. And speaking of which, "well-documented fraudster" is easy to say as an AC. What say you walk around that cloak of secrecy and provide some first hand accounts of Joseph Smith's fraud?

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    9. Re:Inevitably.. by Gamdang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're right that the Church Handbook of Instructions isn't very "bad." I'm a Mormon, and I've read it while serving in leadership positions in the church. It describes standard church procedures and policies, but focuses on the spiritual principles that motivate said policies, citing lots of scriptural sources along the way. If leaders who have the books would apply all the ideas in the handbook (e.g. about delegation, and helping others become more self-reliant) the church would be much more responsive to individual and organizational needs, and the leaders wouldn't have to work nearly so hard. I have to agree that I can't see why the church is so secretive about it. One reason might be that they don't want members to use it in order to criticize their leaders when they see that they aren't following the handbook perfectly (I've certainly seen members that would do this, but most people like this are _quite_ capable of doing so without help from the handbook). Bios_Hakr makes a good point that the church may not like people comparing the two versions (see http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=552624&cid=23401796 ), and I'm sure some of the leadership don't want the general public (members or not) reading the chapter on church discipline (which is not as juicy as one might expect). I think their attempts at secrecy are a bit silly and, ultimately, unnecessary.

    10. Re:Inevitably.. by pipatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not that I have anything against bashing religious groups, but in this case, didn't these people start this cult because they were rejected from the mormons? I could start a cult that worships the slaughter of young children and call me a buddhist, but that wouldn't really make the buddhist any worse..

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    11. Re:Inevitably.. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Their documents are probably mostly benign (albeit private) compared to Scientology's stuff.

      Then again, the Book of Vile Darkness is relatively benign compared to Scientology's stuff :).

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    12. Re:Inevitably.. by scottymuse · · Score: 1

      My guess is there is some stuff about how to deal certain situations that isn't exactly politically correct. The Mormons have had a lot of issues with the homosexual crowd and I bet there is some potentially offensive "solutions".

    13. Re:Inevitably.. by kestasjk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps LDS wants it publicized? Threatening Wikileaks is the perfect way to do it! Probably another genius Mormon idea generated during a brain-storming session in a polygamous think-tank.

      If normal men used the traditional Mormon worker/breeder round-robin hive strategy we could probably operate on their level. But since the Morman's Texas nest-complex shut down it looks like that's fast becoming nothing more than an Austrian dream. :-(
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    14. Re:Inevitably.. by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funny you mention that, as the first excerpt from the Wikileaks summary covers elective transsexual surgery, and it's actually somewhat forgiving:

      "Persons Who Are Considering or Have Undergone a Transsexual Operation

      Persons who are considering an elective transsexual operation should not be baptized. Persons who have already undergone an elective transsexual operation may be baptized if they are otherwise found worthy in an interview with the mission president or a priesthood leader he assigns. Such persons may not receive the priesthood or a temple recommend."

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    15. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you have no theology then nothing is a cult, if you do then LDS is a wierd cult. Salvation through geneology, weird underpants, 'secret meetings'...

    16. Re:Inevitably.. by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Joseph Smith's background is pretty well documented. See this for a good writeup. He was a con man and a thief, who (one can reasonably conjecture from the documented history) came up with a polygamist philosophy because he was also one randy goat.

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    17. Re:Inevitably.. by KutuluWare · · Score: 3, Informative
      Wow. So many things to clarify. So, first of all, just to get this out of the way:

      No it does not beg the question. Seriously, you'd think that seeing us yell about this every time someone uses that phrase wrong on /. would annoy people enough to just stop using it, but no.

      Anyway, Mormonism: Their origins are a bit flaky, but only because they happened in the 1800s and not 1800 BC. Just about every major, currently active religion started out with one guy who claimed some special knowledge that only he could know, and was tasked him with spreading that knowledge to the world. See: Moses, Jesus, Mohammad, Gautama Buddha. The fact that people thousands of years ago didn't blink an eye when people made claims like this doesn't make the claim any more or less crazy. And like most other mainstream religions, as time went on Mormonism has tended to shed the most bizarre or "out-there" claims and stick with the basics of preaching their ideas of morality. Granted, Mormon morality is a good bit more strict than most other religions, putting it closer to the "crazy" end of the mainstream spectrum, but their current teachings aren't much different from Catholics, and their rules and restrictions aren't any more or less odd than, save, Jehovah's Witnesses or Seventh Day Adventists.

      And, to specifically illustrate the point:

      And perhaps you've heard on the news about the Mormon polygamist compound in Texas that was recently raided? Awesome job changing the subject completely there, since we were talking about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, LDS, right up until that sentence. The LDS Church stopped allowing polygamy among its members years ago. Part of this was simple political expedience - they were starting to piss off the non-Mormons in Utah - but part of it was the very process I just described, shedding their more bizarre beliefs and focusing on a more core sense of morality. The group running the compound in Texas is the "Fundamentalist LDS" cult, a bunch of people who were kicked out of the Mormon church precisely because they wouldn't stop doing the crap they've been caught doing. The LDS church is pretty vocal in objecting to even calling that religion Mormon, though they still, in theory, follow the Book of Mormon, so they still refer to themselves as Mormons. This was a big bone of contention with the Mormon church and the cable TV show "Big Love", which was forced to start each show with a disclaimer explicitly stating that the family depicted on the show were not Mormon, they were FLDS. Painting all of Mormonism as somehow wrong because of one fringe group is like claiming all of Christianity is tainted because of those psycho pricks in the Westboro Baptist Church.
    18. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad nobody outside of slashdot has ever heard of wikileaks. Wake me up when this is on the NBC evening news. Then you can start talking about the streisand effect.

    19. Re:Inevitably.. by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Unfortunately that's not how it works. For the educated masses who have the time and interest, it does. They/we would know better because we're aware or can make ourselves aware of Buddhist beliefs and tenants. But the educated masses with the time and interest are much, much smaller than those who just believe what they hear. I haven't looked into this handbook, so I haven't a clue what it could possibly say that would cause them to not want it publicized.

      Being a Christian (and pretty well educated about the origin of the LDS) I very much commend them for the work they do, but pity them for the screwed up nature of their beliefs. Make no mistake, LDS/Mormans are not Christians. Similar values, though. There is a lot of easy to obtain info and such if you're interested. I'm not trying to flame or troll. Ask one, they don't typically associate themselves with your 'typical' Christians.

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    20. Re:Inevitably.. by certain+death · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let us not forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Even tho he is omnipotent, he still is one...

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    21. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their documents are probably mostly benign (albeit private) compared to Scientology's stuff.

      Speaking of which -- the Scilons did the same thing to YouTube (Google nuked the accounts of longtime YouTube-based critics of the cult just days before accepting Scilon cash to set up a Scientology YouTube channel) and made legal threats against WikiLeaks as recently as last month. Both stories got up to "red" in the Firehose, and just sat there. A journal entry asking why these red stories were just rotting in the queue also got up to red, and just sat there. Makes ya wonder.

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    22. Re:Inevitably.. by Talsan · · Score: 1

      True. I'd think they'd be even less happy about this: Mormon Temples and Temple Rituals

    23. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, except FLDS != LDS. The LDS church does not condone plural marriage or marriage of children as can be seen in the handbook and, in fact, both are grounds for excommunication.

    24. Re:Inevitably.. by Azar · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Mormons" (more correctly Latter-day Saints, at times abbreviated "LDS") practiced polygamy in the 1800's. The practice was outlawed by the LDS church in order for Utah to achieve statehood, which it did some years later in 1896. There are no Mormon polygamists anymore because any practicing polygamists are excommunicated. The nutjobs in Arizona / Texas are Fundamentalist Latter-day Saints (or "FLDS") church members.

      FLDS != LDS

      It is similar in name only, because given this free country, the founders of the FLDS church were free to do so when naming it. Which just leads to a common source of confusion. It's very likely you were just trolling, but it's worth pointing out for those who genuinely confuse FLDS with LDS.

    25. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being a Christian (and pretty well educated about the origin of the LDS) I very much commend them for the work they do, but pity them for the screwed up nature of their beliefs. Make no mistake, LDS/Mormans are not Christians. Similar values, though. There is a lot of easy to obtain info and such if you're interested. I'm not trying to flame or troll. Ask one, they don't typically associate themselves with your 'typical' Christians.

      This and this are pretty good writeups on how the LDS church is and is not "Christian". The LDS church maintains that it follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and is therefore, Christian. It also believes that it is not aligned with so-called "mainstream" Christianity because of the "screwed up nature of [our] beliefs". While you and I probably don't agree on the nature of the trinity (as one example) it doesn't make you a Christian and me not. It just means we have a different idea of what being a Christian means.

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    26. Re:Inevitably.. by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      That was a FLDS compound, you idiot. Those guys were not Mormons. A lot of them were probably ex-Mormons who got kicked out of the mainstream church a long time ago for pulling that shit.

    27. Re:Inevitably.. by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1, Funny

      The "Mormons" in El Dorado weren't the same religion as the "Mormons" in the OP. Oh, get real.

      And speaking of which, "well-documented fraudster" is easy to say as an AC. He was a conman and anyone who claims to be a Mormon today is either intellectually lazy or a conman.

      What say you walk around that cloak of secrecy and provide some first hand accounts of Joseph Smith's fraud? First hand? Wait, what? You mean travel back in time, allow myself to be conned by him, and then come back here and give you a report?

      Ask your Super Daddy in the Sky to send me back in time. I mean, wow, if he can create the universe... certainly he can send me back in time! :)
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    28. Re:Inevitably.. by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Precisely my point. The LDS wants to distance themselves from the FLDS, and what better way than showing polygamy is wrong in their "secret" manual.

    29. Re:Inevitably.. by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it all falls under the desire to protect copyrights. The question is, "Does WikiLeaks have the right to reproduce the contents." I believe the attorneys for the LDS church would contend that they did not and that WikiLeaks violated copyright.

    30. Re:Inevitably.. by galego · · Score: 1

      At a surface level, that seems to be a decent argument ... but ....

      From one angle ... there is precedent of the Church having materials lost/acquired by others with the intent to falsify and undermine the church. Granted, we in the church ... IaaMoTCoJCoLdS (I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) ... believe at least one previous attempt cited was thwarted through divine inspiration (http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/10). And while we seek that which is good/praiseworthy (http://www.lds.org/library/display/0,4945,106-1-2-1,FF.html .. see #13), we do understand that there are those who operate with ill-intent. We understand that there are those who call good evil and evil good (http://scriptures.lds.org/isa/5#20 | http://scriptures.lds.org/en/2_ne/15/20#20).

      With that all said ... if the material is privately held, copyrighted and not intended for general consumption, what is wrong with asking that it be treated as such and legally defending that? These days, it seems at times that engaging in any legal practice, that is not taking down some hypocritical leader or big company (including defending legitimate copyrights) is "bad" or at least unnecessary. I do not say that to defend big companies with little hearts or people in positions of authority who "mislead", lie, employ prostitutes or what have you.

      Just because we access to the "tubes on teh internets", does it mean we have to be able to view everything? It seems no one is allowed the courtesy of confidentiality or privacy anymore? If others blatantly overstep those boundaries (and copyright is involved), what is wrong with legal action sought to correct it?

      That all said ... I'm positive that there is no way to technically/practically reverse the leak with torrents etc. I'm also sure that at least two other things will happen:
      1) Some people will see the lack of (otherwise expected) controversial or 'juicy' (as someone referred to it) items in it. They'll see that the church's operations and good will are genuinely Christian.
      2) Some will pull things out of context from the manual and use them in anti-LDS propaganda. (again ... nothing new to the church, but preferably, we could avoid it)

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      Que Deus te de em dobro o que me desejas

      [May God give you double that which you wish for me]

    31. Re:Inevitably.. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny
      Persons who are considering an elective transsexual operation should not be baptized.

      As opposed to "non-elective" transsexual surgery?

      • Nurse: Doctor! He's going into cardiac arrest.
      • Doctor: Let's get that penis off - stat!
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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    32. Re:Inevitably.. by rickyb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The title of this Slashdot post was a bit sensationalist. According to the Wikileaks article, the Church isn't trying to "Gag the Internet." They are simply requesting that the information be taken down due to copyright infringement. The same procedure would likely follow (and has in the past) if any current, copyrighted literary work were posted to Wikileaks.

    33. Re:Inevitably.. by Courageous · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being a Christian (and pretty well educated about the origin of the LDS) I very much commend them for the work they do, but pity them for the screwed up nature of their beliefs.

      Kindof like the pot calling the kettle black, dontcha think?

      I mean really. A man chases a bunch of pigs off a cliff and says "they're demons." Today, we lock him up in a psychiatric ward. But you, you call 'im god. Weird, eh.

      I'm not trying to flame or troll.

      Why is it that about 95% of the time, statements like this are just outright lies?

      C//

    34. Re:Inevitably.. by feijai · · Score: 1

      Copyright and confidentiality. That's all there is to this folks.

    35. Re:Inevitably.. by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Anyway, Mormonism: Their origins are a bit flaky, but only because they happened in the 1800s and not 1800 BC. Just about every major, currently active religion started out with one guy who claimed some special knowledge that only he could know, and was tasked him with spreading that knowledge to the world. See: Moses, Jesus, Mohammad, Gautama Buddha. The fact that people thousands of years ago didn't blink an eye when people made claims like this doesn't make the claim any more or less crazy. And like most other mainstream religions, as time went on Mormonism has tended to shed the most bizarre or "out-there" claims and stick with the basics of preaching their ideas of morality.

      This is an interesting and good point, good job. I'd like to say that I also kind of cling to its flipside, however. LDS (and other religions) still contain hokey BS for which they deserve derision. Ethical teachings need to be held to the highest standards.

      And they stole my girlfriend about 10 years back. So while I don't desire to date her again, I do retain a special little 'fuck you!' in my heart for the Mormon Church.

      --
      -- "Oh. This guy again."
    36. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA! Yeah, I'm certainly going to go there for a documented history on someone. Wikipedia has more balanced info than that!

    37. Re:Inevitably.. by feijai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Make no mistake, LDS/Mormans are not Christians.
      Why? Because you've come up with your own special definition of the term?

      Jesus would hardly recognize Protestant sects. They're conservative, hypocritical, moneygrubbing, warmongering cults which believe in a crazy greek Gnostic invention called the "Trinity" which has no basis in Judiasm or early Christianity and was used to wipe out competing sects at the Council of Nicea. You're all going to hell.

    38. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the most shocking thing about these manuals is what was NOT written. No strange rituals or conspiracy theories. No scandals or 'stoning' of offending members.

      In fact, the worst punishment they propose is simply revoking membership. Frankly, people get kicked out of country clubs for less than what the mormons tolerate.

      I didn't find anything in those manuals that I would call 'unchristian'.

    39. Re:Inevitably.. by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      This is what I really hate about these stories--I am now obligated to go and read this crap!

    40. Re:Inevitably.. by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Just like everyone has a link to Russian royalty, right?

      Dum dum dum dum Dummmmmmmmmmmmm.

    41. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, polygamy entered the Morman doctrine after Joseph Smiths death in Independence, Mo. and the following split in the church he founded. The portion of the church which stayed in Mo. (currently known as the "Community of Christ" I believe) has never practiced polygamy.

      If you are going to defame someone, at least do some basic research first.

    42. Re:Inevitably.. by Porchroof · · Score: 1

      The only "standard Christian stuff" in existance is found in the New Testament. All that other shit is nothing but manmade garbage that obfuscates the Christian message found only in the New Testament.

      --
      Fata viam invenient.
    43. Re:Inevitably.. by qualidafial · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What say you walk around that cloak of secrecy and provide some first hand accounts of Joseph Smith's fraud? First hand? Wait, what? You mean travel back in time, allow myself to be conned by him, and then come back here and give you a report? Provide means cite in this context. Cite some recorded first-hand accounts. Idiot.
    44. Re:Inevitably.. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0, Troll

      And like most other mainstream religions, as time went on Mormonism has tended to shed the most bizarre or "out-there" claims and stick with the basics of preaching their ideas of morality.
      Let me know when they drop all that stuff about Xenu and being descended from crabs and I'll give them a fair hearing.
      --
      Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
    45. Re:Inevitably.. by Machine9 · · Score: 1

      And possibly... closer to the facts!

    46. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was modded "Informative"?!?!?! What passes for "information" here is dubious at best. Alluded to is a better choice of words than "documented"

      Just because someone wrote it and he linked to it, doesn't make it true OR informative.

      But hey - if it's scandalous, it must be true right? Or at least it's fun to get all excited about.

      The manual, is indeed, boring. It has no crazy manifesto's or such, just documented procedures that every leader is asked to follow.
      You guys do realize that every position in the church, except the very top is volunteer - right? So how on earth would you expect them to train their volunteers without sending them to some kind of school.

      I suspect that the church's motives have a lot more to do with the many attempts in the past to smear it, and less to do with the content of the manual.

      But hey, that's not as fun to get excited about is it?

    47. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What say you walk around that cloak of secrecy and provide some first hand accounts of Joseph Smith's fraud?"

      First hand? Setting the bar a little high there, aren't we?

      It's well known that Smith dictated the first version of the Mormon doctrine while reading it from a stone in his hat, with the hat placed over his face. When his associates (presumably skeptical) wife stole that copy and wouldn't give it back, Smith had to start over. Of course this time he dictated something different (presumably because he couldn't remember exactly what it was he said on the previous pass), which he explained as being a translation from a different set of documents.

      Mormon history is great stuff, and it doesn't bother most Mormons in the least. This is because they figure that where it came from doesn't matter, as long as when they pray their god tells them it's all good.

    48. Re:Inevitably.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      While I think the mormons are not christians (I'm not a christian either...) and they have their own uniquely goofy beliefs, I do not think the guys in texas were any more mormons than david koresh or jim jones were christians.

      You really can't keep real wackos from setting up a cult and claiming to be of your faith. Just as the "real" (tm) mormons can't stop the texan guys, the "real" (tm) christians can't stop the mormons from claiming to be christians. Hopefully as they grow confident in their own religion, they will stop trying to imply they are christians.

      The thing out in texas was just a wierd little cult using the mormon name tho. It was not following current mormon beliefs and it was not part of the business/financial structure of the current mormon church. If it had been a part of the "real" (tm) mormon church, it's members would have probably been excommunicated.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    49. Re:Inevitably.. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Having had a few fraternity brothers "spill the beans" on their frat's "esoteric knowledge", and having been privy to much "confidential information", I can attest that most of it is quite mundane. Something like instructions on how to waterboard people, or plans for mass genocide, or plans for the death ray? That kind of stuff is a few paragraphs out of literally *truckloads* of stuff like software test cases, design documents, memos, org charts, TPS reports, and various other documents organizations tend to produce. It could go right to the shredder and nobody would miss it. I may or may not have been the first person to use the acronym BOBS (Binders Of Bull Shit) for this kind of stuff when you see it in a corporate setting. You know, the stuff that's in the binders behind the managers desk. Maybe some of that stuff gets cracked open when a question of procedure comes up, but 99% of it is trees killed for no reason.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    50. Re:Inevitably.. by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hm-m-m. Responds to cited source with ad hominum attack. Persuasive? I think not.

      --
      I was taught to respect my elders. The trouble is, it's getting harder and harder to find some.
    51. Re:Inevitably.. by morari · · Score: 1

      In fact, I'd argue that manual is strong evidence to the rest of the Christian world that LDS is not an out-there weird cult. That would kind of be like the pot calling the kettle black, now wouldn't it?
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      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    52. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why most of the stake presidents of LDS church are lawyers or businessmen backed by lawyers? So that's how they do it...

    53. Re:Inevitably.. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A church keeping secret documents and threatening people over them? Hmmmm, sounds a lot like some other group I can think of.

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    54. Re:Inevitably.. by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      All Russian royalty and aristocracy trace their descent from the ancient kings of Ireland. So you've actually got it backwards!

      In fact, all of European nobility trace their descent from Japheth and Magog through the Irish genealogies (there is no exception to this rule, not even for the Queen of England who is thought to be a German princess but whose genealogy is Irish).

      The Orange men of Ireland were first to come to this country (unlike the Irish Catholic that came after the potato famine, the first Irish to come here have forgotten their heritage and consider themselves "American" rather than "Irish"), so we are all dispossessed royal sovereigns in a foreign land. If only we demanded our tax-exempt livelihoods like Joseph Smith, Jr., tried to implement in Nauvoo, IL (where ever male in the Church was a tax-exempt priest like the old "ecclesiastical princes" from which most Americans descend).

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      -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
    55. Re:Inevitably.. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'd prefer to be known as an out-there weird cult?

    56. Re:Inevitably.. by workindev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Joseph Smith's background is pretty well documented. Alpha830RulZ is a pedophile.

      There. Now it's "pretty well documented" that you are a pedophile. Nice how that works, huh?
    57. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude I think you're thinking of Scientology.

    58. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      As I just posted up above (so of course you wouldn't have seen it yet) I don't think it's about hiding anything, I think it's about enforcing copyright.

      The LDS Church owns the copyright to its handbook of instructions, and the Church is well within its rights to enforce that copyright.

    59. Re:Inevitably.. by dokebi · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought the part about destroying old "garments" were interesting.
      1. remove the markings and destroy them.
      2. Destroy the garments as to be unrecognizable.

      My question is, what markings (Holy? Secret?), and why make them unrecognizable?

      --
      In Soviet Russia, articles before post read *you*!
    60. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they were not following the "current Mormon beliefs", they were a fundamentalist church. Hence, they were following what they believed to be the Original Mormon beliefs.


      Unlike the LDS Church, they did not agree with changing religious beliefs just to satisfy the US Government like the LDS Church did when it got rid of polygamy so Utah could become a state and allowed people of color to join so they would not lose their tax exempt status.

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      Spelling and Grammar errors have been added to this post for your enjoyment
    61. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "Mormons" in El Dorado weren't the same religion as the "Mormons" in the OP.

      It's interesting that people in the USA easily grasp that different Christian denomitations are essentially different religions but somehow they can't grasp that there are also different Muslim religions. I didn't hear anyone in the USA calling for the pope to go straighten out the polygamist Christians in Texas because they grasp that that would be ridiculous. On the other hand, I hear people in the USA calling for Muslims generally to straighten out radicals like Osama bin Laden.

    62. Re:Inevitably.. by Valfather · · Score: 1

      Aside from the "well-documented fraudster" part (of which I don't know anything), the AC was mostly right. Mormons do have some weird beliefs.

      And while it is true that the FLDS is not the LDS, they are a splinter group. Probably akin to fundies (but since LDS has some weirder scripture, the come across as much, much weirder than fundies)

    63. Re:Inevitably.. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, all that you need to be Christian is a belief in Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and an attempt to follow his teachings. Now, because of that, they subdivide the idea into denominations which is where the differences between pentecostal and catholic come into play. Mormonism would be another denominations just as the freak show in Texas would be a denomination.

      This is important to realize because not all Christians believe the same things. There is no "one" Christian religion even though most people think their brand of christianity is the "one true" version. Many halfwhit and self proclaimed brain swollen people seem to think there is a single church that encompases all power in the world and they need to do battle against it out of fear that they might hear a "GOD bless you" or something. They do things like take negative or controversial actions of individuals and claim it is the way and will of the nonexistent church that orders ever Christian around. They do this out of their own ignorance and brain washing and sometimes in an attempt to make some people question their faith.

      There might be a cult that hides under Christianity just like one can hide within any other movement or organization. But keep in mind, the people who get sucked into these cults don't go looking into joining a cult, they are joining an interpretation of a religion that someone has led them to believe was the corect word of god or whatever movement. Some are born into it too and have no real choice in the manor. Likewise, a cult wouldn't really stand on it's own if people have a real choice in the matter. You will only buy so many used cars that won't start from the same dealership before looking elsewhere.

    64. Re:Inevitably.. by bishop32x · · Score: 1

      Non-elected surgery is what happens when your parents/guardians/doctors decide to surgically assign you a gender when you are born. It's pretty rare.

    65. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Protestant sects didnt exsist at the Council of Nicea. Your arguements a better fit for saying Jesus would hardly recognize Catholicism.


      I guess you could infer Jesus's rejection of Catholicism to Protestants, since they are a Break off of Catholicism.

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      Spelling and Grammar errors have been added to this post for your enjoyment
    66. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If by "well-documented" you mean "hearsay and other stuff not admissible in any court of law", then you might be right. The supposed evidence that he was a fraudster is entirely composed of accounts from people who hated him and hated what he taught. Of course they would seek to discredit him. I challenge you to find an account by an impartial third party who documented Joseph Smith's supposed fraud.

      As others have said, the FLDS church is not the same as the LDS church. The LDS church does not practice polygamy, and any members who are found to be practicing polygamy are promptly excommunicated. To equate the FLDS church with the LDS church is either deliberate misinformation or complete ignorance.

    67. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is, from a quick look at the Wikileaks summary (I didn't read the handbook itself), the handbook doesn't even seem that bad. Pretty standard Christian stuff, the Catholic church generally sticks to the same standards. The church isn't particularly worried about the contents being known. All of the doctrine in it are in publicly available documents anyway. They just don't want members playing Junior Lawyer with the handbook. The handbook lays down principles and policies to be followed and then instructs the leader to follow the spirit. If you've got a member of a congregation that has some ax to grind, or is just generally a crank, then they are likely to follow the bishop around with the handbook claiming everything he does is against policy. That doesn't help the leader lead, and if he let it, could cause a leader to slavishly follow the manual instead of the spirit. If that happens, nothing good results.

      Also, it should be noted that since the handbook deals with policy (changes frequently) more than doctrine (gets added to, but doesn't really change), having an out of date manual floating around is a problem.
    68. Re:Inevitably.. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Actually, all that you need to be Christian is a belief in Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and an attempt to follow his teachings. Now, because of that, they subdivide the idea into denominations which is where the differences between pentecostal and catholic come into play. Mormonism would be another denominations just as the freak show in Texas would be a denomination.

      Something tells me that following Jesus' teachings is incompatible with a lifestyle that forces underage girls into marriage and sexual relations with 40-50 year old men. That seems like the kind of thing that he would have spoken out against.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    69. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Wow, you read all 198 pages in the past 30 minutes that this was posted?

      I'm assuming your opinion that this is evidence that LDS is "normal" is based on the snippets from the wikileaks page. Try giving the actual document a read, and then come to your conclusion.

      I've skimmed it and already found interesting tidbits that weren't pasted on the wikileaks page. Have a look at the "temple clothing and garments" page and you'll quickly find interesting differences. In fact, all the temple sections will surprise you. I knew they had a cult-like obsession with their temples where only certain people could go in, and this document seems to affirm that.

      Perhaps the most enlightening part of the document, and perhaps why the LDS wants to keep it secret, is that the scriptures they quote throughout the document appear to be 90+% from the book of mormon. If you've ever had a Mormon talk to you about their faith, they always quote the Bible and say that they believe the Bible too. I've always thought it was a gimmick to try and get you to listen to them, and this document seems to back that opinion up. If this document is the official rules that the current LDS church gives to its leaders, then the references and motivation listed reveal what they truly believe. I see very few (in fact, none, although i didn't give a full look) Bible references. It's mostly D&C references (book of mormon).


    70. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Please explain to me what about my beliefs is unchristian?

      Explain what, exactly, is unchristian about this:

      "And we talk of Christ, we rejoice in Christ, we preach of Christ, we prophesy of Christ, and we write according to our prophecies, that our children may know to what source they may look for a remission of their sins." (2 Nephi 25:26)

      The definition of "Christian" is "of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ". The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is most definitely based on the teachings of Jesus Christ in every way, and looks to Christ and no other for salvation, and is therefore Christian.

      Notice that nowhere in the definition of "Christian" does it say "agrees with the Catholic [or Lutheran or Baptist etc] Church on all (or even any) points of doctrine". A lack of agreement on some doctrinal issues does not mean I'm Christian and a Catholic is not, or vice versa.

    71. Re:Inevitably.. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      "Persons who have already undergone an elective transsexual operation may be baptized if they are otherwise found worthy in an interview with the mission president or a priesthood leader he assigns. Such persons may not receive the priesthood or a temple recommend."

      Oh, that's nice. They'll let them in the clubhouse and take their money, but they won't tell them the secret password or give them a secret decoder ring. That's not a religion, it's a chapter of the He-Man Woman Haters' Club.

    72. Re:Inevitably.. by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      Gautama Buddha

      Actually, Siddhartha Gautama Buddha did not claim to know things only he could know; in fact, he claimed he knew and felt something that we all can know and feel, provided we follow the right path of meditation etc. This even follows through to today IMHO: the buddhists I know are all extremely relaxed people who like to share whatever they do or believe with you (if you ask them), because they think and feel it can help you. No you-must-pray stuff and no you-must-not-eat-pork stuff, but more: hey,you can try this, it helps me, it can help you as well.

      The claims made by Jesus, Muhammad or whoever about a diety are just that: claims. You can believe them, or you do not; there is no way of verifying. Buddhism however has a far more real-world approach. If you do not believe in reincarnation, you can still do the different sorts of meditation; you can even reach a higher state of consciousness. You can verify for yourself if it works. That is also why buddhists are not in any way affronted or threatend by scientific theories like darwinism or whatever.

      In the Dutch language there are 2 words for religion: 'religie' and 'godsdienst'; in the latter, 'dienst' can be translated with 'service'. In my view 'religie' does not say anything about the existence of a deity or deities; Gautama's buddhism (a 'religie') does also not speak of deities, but of the power/love/empathy/etc within yourself.

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      Wenn ist das Nunstueck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
    73. Re:Inevitably.. by Tronster · · Score: 1

      Aside from the FLDS (which other posts on here claim are no way tied to the LDS) I have to agree with you regarding becoming a god of your own planet.

      All "Christians" believe there is one God.

      The last time all Christians agreed (before the one church splintered into denominations) was with the "Nicene Creed". It specified, to the best of human ability, what the nature of this one God via the Trinity is.

      And while most of what the LDS do is aligned with the teaching of the Christian Bible, the fact their doctrine is in conflict with the Nicene Creed is what precludes them from being "Christian".

      Same is true for Christianity and Judaism. While a good chunk of Christian theology is based on Jewish theology, a Christian has believes that contradicts Jewish law. Therefore a Christian is not considered Jewish; at least by everyone I know (who is either a Christian or a Jew).

    74. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A man chases a bunch of pigs off a cliff and says "they're demons."

      Except that 2000 years later, the pigs come back and kick the crap out of the Cults of Scientology and the Cult of Mormonism.

      Call us Legion, for we are many.

    75. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You've got your religions mixed up there...

    76. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Actually there's an easier more obvious answer as to why they aren't Christians.

      Take a look at the document and you'll see that all the scripture referenced in the document are from the Book of Mormon. I admittedly didn't have time to read all 198 pages, but flipping through and scanning just for citations, I saw mostly D&C (book of mormon) and other non-bible references. That's why it is not Christian, and perhaps why the LDS is up in arms over it. It's more evidence that they do *not* believe the Bible. I'm not judging them for not believing the Bible, or criticizing the book of mormon, but it is definitely one of their "missionary" tactics to quote from the Bible and say they believe it. This document reveals that the underbelly isn't actually rooted in it.


    77. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      They haven't threatened anyone above what the law permits for enforcing copyright (and even then I really doubt the LDS Church is interested in financial damages).

      Thanks for making the LDS Church sound like a bunch of thugs though. We appreciate it. </sarcasm>

    78. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the question of what is Christian, what is monotheist, etc., there's a nice write-up over at mormonmatters.org :

      http://mormonmatters.org/2008/05/10/offenders-for-a-word-part-1-is-jesus-god/

    79. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Isn't sensationalism fun? I said much the same as you further up this thread just a moment ago.

    80. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Mormons" (more correctly Latter-day Saints, at times abbreviated "LDS") practiced polygamy in the 1800's. The practice was outlawed by the LDS church in order for Utah to achieve statehood, which it did some years later in 1896. . Actually gaining statehood was only one enticement. (It was a significant one because it got rid of the federally appointed territorial authorities, who were what just what you would expect of third tier federal appointees...)

      The larger issue was that the church was finding it very difficult to perform its mission with most of its leaders either living underground or in prison, with all of the church's assets (including churches and temples as well as funds) confiscated, and with the majority of its members (even those who had never practiced polygamy) denied the right to vote or serve on juries.

      Basically the church tried civil disobedience to defy what it saw as an unconstitutional law and willingly suffered the consequences until it had exhausted all legal recourse and it became obvious that they could either submit, or fail in their greater mission.

    81. Re:Inevitably.. by feijai · · Score: 1

      other non-bible references. That's why it is not Christian
      Because you've arbitrarily defined the Bible to be the sum total of scripture? Another decision which was made, ironically, for political reasons in the Council of Nicea?

      Are you really hanging all of your hats on one of the more political and nonreligious councils in Christian history?

    82. Re:Inevitably.. by Lucid_Loki · · Score: 1

      Well if we're being language Nazis, shouldn't that be 'uses that phrase wrongly'? I'm pretty sure that American English hasn't *quite* killed off the adverb yet. 'Incorrectly' is much nicer adverb I have to say.

    83. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The reasons for this are pretty clear.

      In the first case (someone who is going to get an elective surgery), the person is ignoring one the LDS Church's core beliefs - that gender is an essential part of a person's eternal identity, and if a person does not believe the basic beliefs of the church they should not be baptized.

      In the second case - allowing someone who has previously received such surgery to be baptized - a person cannot go back into the past to undo his/her (its?) actions, and as such can receive some measure of forgiveness, but anything beyond that is up to God and is left for Him.

    84. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice personal attack; you're a testament to your religion.

    85. Re:Inevitably.. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, Christianity is very distinctly monotheistic. Mormonism is demonstrably (see Young and Smiths writings on the matter) not monotheistic. Therefore, Mormonism is not Christianity. It's related and the Mormon beliefs are consistent with a majority of Christian beliefs, but it's not Christianity no matter how much they try to claim it is.

    86. Re:Inevitably.. by meadwizard · · Score: 1

      Why do I read this on a day that I don't have moderator points. Anyway +1 for informative and +1 for being right! (well, IMHO, anyway)

    87. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The New Testament teaches that God sends prophets, apostles, etc to teach those who believe; if such is the case, then there should be prophets on the earth now. That implies that there are men on the earth who receive revelation from God. If those revelations are written (the same way the revelations of Peter, John the Revelator, Paul, and so on were written to later form the New Testament), they become scripture. (That's what is unique about the LDS Church's teachings; we believe there is a living prophet.)

      So, if the New Testament is to be believed, it is not the only source of Christ's teachings, and it does not claim to be.

      Furthermore, the New Testament does not contain the entirety of the writings of the apostles of the time of Christ. The New Testament itself is a manmade compilation of scripture, and is not complete.

    88. Re:Inevitably.. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      How about that fact that mormonism is not monotheistic, according to various writings of Young and Smith? That a good enough reason for you? Hard to be Christian when you aren't monotheistic, it's kind of like being a big-government, pro-lawyer, pro-welfare Republican. You can claim to be all you want, but you aren't.

    89. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      It's well known that Smith dictated the first version of the Mormon doctrine while reading it from a stone in his hat, with the hat placed over his face. When his associates (presumably skeptical) wife stole that copy and wouldn't give it back, Smith had to start over. Of course this time he dictated something different (presumably because he couldn't remember exactly what it was he said on the previous pass), which he explained as being a translation from a different set of documents.

      "Well known" gets the raw deal here. Your account sounds strange, indeed, but the truth is that the Book of Mormon (your "first version of Mormon Doctrine") was translated with a Urim and Thummim (which has nothing to do with a hat, mind you). The lost manuscript (as the copy given to Martin Harris' wife is referred to) was deliberately not re-translated. If you read it, you'll find out that the original authors, Lehi and Nephi gave similar accounts of the same events precisely because this scenario was predicted.

      Mormon history is great stuff, and it doesn't bother most Mormons in the least. This is because they figure that where it came from doesn't matter, as long as when they pray their god tells them it's all good.

      Nope. Mormons believe because of... faith. It's a diminishing attribute in our modern world, but it can be found among people of all different walks of life. Even scientists. Mormon history is indeed great stuff, but as with all other religious history, looking at it with an eye of faith changes how that knowledge affects you. History doesn't change because "most people" think it's a bunch of hooey.

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    90. Re:Inevitably.. by norminator · · Score: 1

      So are you saying that the Old Testament is non-Christian? Because as I understand it, there's quite a bit in there about the coming of Christ... In any case, nowhere in the Bible (New or Old Testaments) does it ever say that every bit of doctrine, revelation, or inspiration is contained within the Bible, and that anything else is garbage (how could it.. the Bible itself as we know it wasn't compiled for years and years after all its parts were written... Peter, Paul, James, John and the others didn't even know about a formally assembled collection of spiritual writings called a "New Testament"). I think that last sentence of yours may qualify as manmade garbage, though.

    91. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > kind of like being a big-government, pro-lawyer, pro-welfare
      > Republican. You can claim to be all you want, but you aren't.

      And you can claim to be a slashdotter, but since you're a close-minded stereotyping pigeon-holing religious nutjob, you aren't really a slashdotter at all.

    92. Re:Inevitably.. by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Why, you've outed me. Did you bother to check out the reference? I didn't think so. Might challenge your cloistered world view.

      Your touchiness on the subject is, however, interesting. There are abundant independent newspaper accounts and court records of the LDS clan's trevails in the early days, and of Joseph Smith's run-ins with the law. He was a conman and a thief, who became a prophet when he figured out that the pay was better, and he could get laid more often.

      When a known con man comes up with a tale of the likes of an angel named Moroni (couldn't he have picked a better name?) and set of golden tablets in a mystical language, that only the conman can read (after some divine inspiration, of course) that simply boggles the mind and is contradicted by every shred of archealogical evidence known to man, intelligent folks look elsewhere for guidance. I don't wish to mock anyone's beliefs, but the Book of Morman requires some pretty strong dope to take seriously. I wish you guys would share.

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    93. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      Uhh, Christianity is very distinctly monotheistic.

      I'll take you up on this one. According to whose definition is Christianity monotheistic? Where did the notion come from? You didn't come up with it. The Bible didn't either, so don't try to pass it off on a book. The Bible contains the word of God, but isn't the end all be all of knowledge and wisdom. Or perhaps you would rather stick to one point of difference between what the LDS believe is true Christianity and accepted, modern, "mainstream" Christianity?

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    94. Re:Inevitably.. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      "Mormons" (more correctly Latter-day Saints, at times abbreviated "LDS") practiced polygamy in the 1800's. The practice was outlawed by the LDS church in order for Utah to achieve statehood, which it did some years later in 1896. There are no Mormon polygamists anymore because any practicing polygamists are excommunicated. The nutjobs in Arizona / Texas are Fundamentalist Latter-day Saints (or "FLDS") church members.
      So, the *only* reason LDS outlawed polygamy was to move along Utah statehood. That sounds a lot like a political change of thought, not an overall mindset change. Yet you use the term "nut jobs". It's very possible, even probable that many LDS followers still do believe in polygamy, but don't (openly) practice it because it is illegal.
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    95. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm Irish, and I call bullshit. "Irish Clan King"? So fucking what? (a) that's not what we call them (b) the bards were a different caste to the kings and (c) Basically everyone in fucking Ireland is now descended from Irish petty royalty one way or another. I'm a direct descendant of Niall of the Nine Hostages.

    96. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You needn't bother; most of the Church Handbook of Instructions is of the form "In situation X, do Y. Scriptures A, B, and C form the basis for this action", with the situations organized by whose responsibility the things fall under. It's not very interesting reading; it's more of a reference manual for if you're actually in one of those leadership positions and are unsure of what to do in some situation.

    97. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Yes I am hanging my hat there. I don't really feel like going into why I believe that decision was true and correct, as it's not relevant to this conversation.

      I'm assuming you are Mormon, as this is one of their arguments for their faith. I think you are missing my point. My point is that Mormons don't actually follow the Bible, and so they are dishonest when they say they do, and they are *not* Christian in the sense that we define Christians as those who follow the Bible. See my point? This document shows that their faith and rules are based on the book of mormon, not the bible. Hence, not Christian.

      Now you can try to redefine Christianity to include other books ... fine. But if we agree that "those who follow the bible" are Christian, then you must see that Mormons are not Christians.


    98. Re:Inevitably.. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      If by "well-documented" you mean "hearsay and other stuff not admissible in any court of law", then you might be right. The supposed evidence that he was a significant religious figure is entirely composed of accounts from people who liked him and liked what he taught. Of course they would seek to credit him. I challenge you to find an account by an impartial third party who documented Joseph Smith's supposed religious aspects.

      See how that can work both ways pretty easily? I am guessing that you are a practitioner of the Mormon faith?

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    99. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      This begs the question "Who was the first god?" Why does there have to be a first? And how would that be different than asking when God first got his start?

    100. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm Irish, and I'd just like to say - you are talking complete cobblers (and showing a wild disregard for actual Irish history - Orangemen?! As in "march through the streets of the North celebrating English victories over Ireland" Orangemen? For pity's sake!) Do mormons actually claim this laughable Irish link or is it just you?

    101. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uses that phrase wrong

      Since it's a phrase, and not proper English, then the correct way to use it is the way that everyone uses it. It *may* have meant what you say a long time ago. Not today.

      Cool? <-- (see what I did there?)

    102. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      It can indeed be turned around quite easily. The difference is, there are impartial third-party accounts portraying Joseph Smith as a hard-working, honest person; there are none portraying him as a lazy, deceitful treasure hunter (or whatever the fashionable insult is this month). See, for example, this page.

      The supposed evidence that he was a significant religious figure is entirely composed of accounts from people who liked him and liked what he taught. This sentence, however, is flawed. The fact that he was a significant religious figure is indisputable; you don't have to like the man to realize the religious influence he had.

      I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, yes.
    103. Re:Inevitably.. by Luke+the+Obscure · · Score: 1

      What say you walk around that cloak of secrecy and provide some first hand accounts of Joseph Smith's fraud? This is a good place to start. It's got some first hand accounts in the form of signed letters from people who were actually there.
    104. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The book Doctrine and Covenants (D&C) is not the same as the Book of Mormon. Also, take a look at this picture and tell me the Mormons don't believe in the Bible: http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Image:Latter-day_Saint_Scripture_Quadruple_Combination.jpg

    105. Re:Inevitably.. by phreakhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus wouldn't recognize any form of Christianity. Jesus was not a Christian.

    106. Re:Inevitably.. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      I think I heard that he got crystal glasses along with the tablets which allowed him to read them, that and he translated them to a woman from the other side of a barricade of some sort...so the final question is, if there real?....wwwhhhyyy???

    107. Re:Inevitably.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Being a Christian (and pretty well educated about the origin of the LDS) I very much commend them for the work they do, but pity them for the screwed up nature of their beliefs. Make no mistake, LDS/Mormans are not Christians. I pity you for your screwed up belief that people who worship Jesus as a god are not Christians.
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    108. Re:Inevitably.. by deanlandolt · · Score: 1
      I could care less about all the silly pedantic squabbling in this thread about religion. But this statement seriously offends my moral sensibilities:

      It is similar in name only, because given this free country, the founders of the FLDS church were free to do so when naming it. Wrong. Trademark law, as the only sturdy leg in the intellectual property trinity, exists expressly to prevent such confusion and usurpation. Me thinks it's more than a mere coincidence that you can't spell FLDS without LDS.
    109. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      They stole your girlfriend? As in kidnapped her? Or you just lost a competition with a church organization? I'm guessing your girlfriend was able to make her own decisions.

    110. Re:Inevitably.. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Generally, after 100 years or more of an organization denouncing something, it is safe to say that they don't promote it anymore. You will still have some over zealous individuals who think their doing God's will but that isn't reflective of the church. If it wasn't an over all mindset change, you would here about polygamy all the time and people constantly attempting to legalize it. That seems to be so minor considering the reach of the church that it probably wouldn't account for more then 1% of followers. Hardly a hidden mindset outside of a few people here and there.

      Think about this, we have had at least 3 generations if not 4 or more entering in the church since the ban went into place. Very few practicing members who are alive today were alive long enough ago to even know someone who practiced polygamy when the church supported it. If they were born the year it was removed, they would be 112 years old right now. And if they knew someone, that chances of them influencing them on this notion 2 generations out are somewhat slim.

    111. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're waiting for the pope to go straighten out the priests molesting boys in the Catholic church before we ask him to do anything else.

    112. Re:Inevitably.. by flitty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? Forgiving? Someone who has had such a surgery cannot 1) bless his family or seal his family for eternity 2) won't be married for eternity 3) cannot get into the celestial Kingdom (top teir heaven) 4)Cannot hold many church offices 5) will be separated from his eternal family. What other reason is there to be a mormon than to get a temple marriage and get into the celestial kingdom? Might as well take your chances being a moral Catholic.

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    113. Re:Inevitably.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "Mormons" (more correctly Latter-day Saints, at times abbreviated "LDS") practiced polygamy in the 1800's. The practice was outlawed by the LDS church in order for Utah to achieve statehood, which it did some years later in 1896. There are no Mormon polygamists anymore because any practicing polygamists are excommunicated. 1- Freedom of religion, but only as long as your religion is adequately similar to the approved religion of the state.
      2- Gods' eternal truth, only as long as it is politically correct, otherwise it is abandoned and the people who do not conform to societal norms over godly commandments are excommunicated.

      Don't you love a situation where everyone involved proves that they do not actually believe the principles to which they claim to ascribe?
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    114. Re:Inevitably.. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      None, as in a single one doesn't exist? I seriously doubt ANY major religious figure has had only positive thing written about them. Maybe none you think are legitimate, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I have personally read a bunch of disparaging accounts of Joesph Smith's past. Whether or not they had merit, or the authors had agendas is debatable, but claiming there are zero accounts portraying him negatively is a bit of a stretch.

      The fact that he is a significant (you left that word out) religious figure may be indisputable by you, (or other LDS members) but I have certainly heard dispute from others on the same subject. I am not pointing this out to start a religious debate (complete and total waste of time), merely pointing out that accounts do exist portraying Mr. Smith negatively.

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    115. Re:Inevitably.. by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, keep in mind that legal age and underage is an arbitrary age value. Naturally, having sex after puberty which could happen as early as 11-13 years old would at some time in history been the norm. So would the parents arranging marriages and selling women as brides. I'm not sure I remember any teachings of Jesus talking against that. I'm not even sure he mentioned the one man one wife concept either.

      Your pretty much right at least I want to think that it isn't very Christian like to do things like this. But remember, we have placed the age limits there artificial for various reasons. We have stopped the practice of arranging marriages and so on for various reasons. I'm not sure that the bible addresses arbitrary limits and procedures man has put in place outside expressing the desire to follows man's law when it isn't in conflict with God's law.

    116. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a more accurate definition of Christian is not "those who follow the Bible", but "those who follow Christ." Those who have actually read the Book of Mormon and who actually know what the mormon church preaches (not what they have *read* or *heard* that the Church preaches) seem a little less quick to claim that the Church isn't a Christian Church. www.mormon.org might be a good starting place if you want to know what the LDS really believe. LDS *do* believe in the Bible. They also believe in the Book of Mormon, which also testifies of Jesus Christ and His divinity. Neither detracts from the other, but they both support one another in testifying of Christ.

      Now, as far as what people actually DO, I think you will find a lot of VERY Christian members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (called the LDS or "Mormon" church in this article). And I think you will find some very un-Christian people in any Church as well, who do not follow what Jesus Christ taught, regardless of what they claim to believe, and regardless of who else they claim is or isn't a Christian.

    117. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      But if we agree that "those who follow the bible" are Christian, then you must see that Mormons are not Christians.

      I don't agree on that definition of Christianity. How about this one: "Those who follow Christ". That sounds much better to my ears.

      By your definition, the Apostles (Peter, James, John, et. al) are not Christians because the Bible didn't exist as we have it until long after their death. How could they follow a book that hadn't even been written yet? That doesn't even take into account the thousands of Christians that lived and died after the Apostles death but didn't have the bible because it wasn't available to them. I don't mind being lumped in with that company.

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    118. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the difference between asking a Buddhist to meditate and find knowledge and asking a Christian to pray and find knowledge. Both groups assert that certain practices are required, and both assert that by following these practices you will receive enlightenment.

      Joseph Smith also claimed that anyone could receive the same revelations he had.

    119. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think is really that they want to keep it secret. I think is more of a copyright thing. If you read it, there isn't much to keep secret. It is what its named, its instructions for lay clergy. If you went and asked one of the lay clergy about a doctrine or something else in there, they would tell you.

      If you tried to put the whole Book of Mormon on a website, they would ask you to take it down too. Not because it secret, just that its copyrighted and (you'll find lots of missionaries more than happy to give you a free copy). This is what copyright is for - its not like its under a creative commons license.

    120. Re:Inevitably.. by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Because they revealed that he was divinely instructed needed to nail everything with tits in his little group, of course. Can't have that kind of information visible to just everyone, you know.

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    121. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Catholic church generally sticks to the same standards. With an interesting (and suprising) exception, the LDS Church apparently does not consider abortion murder. Go figure.
    122. Re:Inevitably.. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      ware are you getting your info? Moses didn't start Judaism, nor did God impart special knowledge to him to teach to people. Moses was a Jew, the Jews already believed in God, moses just said he had the backing of God, and would free them from Egyptian enslavement. the old testament, basically the laws of Jewish society was created long before that. again Jesus did not create Christianity but rather his disciples decedents(I think 3 generations later, after they figured out Jesus second coming was not going to be any time soon and actually started righting down the bible)

    123. Re:Inevitably.. by Kpau · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the value or lunacy of any religion... it just raises some serious red flags for a religious organization to institute legal proceedings to hide one of its documents especially by using copyright rules. Do the LDS really want to be put in the same bed with the Scientologists? :) "Secret" documents never remain so... Disclosure: The older I get and the more I research, the more jaundiced my views become on the majority of religions.

    124. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mormon leaders have claimed that they in fact worship a different Jesus Christ than Christians do. So, while they call themselves Christian, they do seem to agree that are not Christian in the same sense of the word as Christians (Catholic, Protestant, and Orthodox) are.

      By the way, is there a particular protestant group you have a problem with, because I really don't think you can successfully argue that everyone is conservative, hypocritical, moneygrubbing, warmongering, and a cult.

    125. Re:Inevitably.. by workindev · · Score: 1

      Interesting reply, considering that you don't know what references I've checked out or what my world view is.

      But, never mind. You've read your hit piece and your mind is made up. It doesn't bother me a bit. I just chuckle at the irony in your accusation that those who didn't fall for the hit piece must be sheltered.

    126. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faith is the ultimate sin.

    127. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The Doctrine and Covenants (D&C) is made up of a number of revelations to Joseph Smith on how the LDS church should be organized and administered. So, in a sense it is the original Church Handbook of Instructions. Really it only makes sense for the Handbook to quote most extensively from the D&C, because the Handbook is not so much a doctrinal book as it is an organizational book, which is what much of the D&C is concerned with.

      A quick glance through about the first half of the document seems to show the Bible being referenced slightly more often than the Book of Mormon.

    128. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Fair enough; I should have chosen my words more carefully. Your point is, of course, perfectly valid.

    129. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      Unlike the LDS Church, they did not agree with changing religious beliefs just to satisfy the US Government like the LDS Church did when it got rid of polygamy so Utah could become a state and allowed people of color to join so they would not lose their tax exempt status. It pretty obvious you have no idea what you are talking about...I guess you dont have time to do the painful research necessary to validate your claims about the intentions of the church with respect to polygamy and the matter of all worthy males holding the priesthood. Its more fun to peddle scandal than publish truth isnt it?
    130. Re:Inevitably.. by ShadowOfMe · · Score: 1

      I didn't read your post but it seems to cover a lot of knowledge about religion. All I want to know is: which one has the best imaginary friend? Yes I'm trolling here but aren't all religions the same? Convince people that you are the messenger from a deity and make them do whatever you want. Substitue any value of "deity" and "whatever" and you pretty much cover all of the religions in the world. Even the endoctrination (brainwashing) methods are the same everywhere: Get a large group together and have them repeat your matras long enough that they stop questioning them. I guess my point here is that all religions and their methods of propagation are the same. Oh and their usefulness is also the same and left as an exercize for the reader.

    131. Re:Inevitably.. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add that another of there "core beliefs" is that women cannot go to heaven/become a deity themselves without being married to a Mormon man, and since Mormons don't condone homosexuality having your sex changed kinda throws a wrench into there ascension workings.

    132. Re:Inevitably.. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      You ignore the secret Inner Circle who practice the secret rituals reserved for the priestly class. Don't you know anything?

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    133. Re:Inevitably.. by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hard to be Christian when you aren't monotheistic

      Why?

      Is it really that much easier to believe in one god with multiple personality disorder? That Jesus prayed to himself?

      It's really funny that many modern Christians raise this issue against Mormons, given that Jews made the same argument against early Christians.

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    134. Re:Inevitably.. by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      This is standard Community of Christ fare... They are too scared to admit that Emma Hale Smith practiced polygamy with her husband Joseph Smith, Jr., so they must deny that Joseph Smith, Jr., ever practiced polygamy at all costs.

      The confusion mostly stems from the death-oath of secrecy that was taken in the Temple. Emma kept to her oath for her entire life, denying to her deathbed that the practice ever existed. Emma watched as those who didn't deny the practice were killed by outsiders, mobs, and government; those who publicly admitted to the practice of polygamy and were killed included her own husband Joseph Smith, Jr.

      Emma Hale Smith merely watched, learned, and honored her covenant of secrecy.

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    135. Re:Inevitably.. by tolleyl · · Score: 1

      So, the *only* reason LDS outlawed polygamy was to move along Utah statehood. That sounds a lot like a political change of thought, not an overall mindset change. Yet you use the term "nut jobs". It's very possible, even probable that many LDS followers still do believe in polygamy, but don't (openly) practice it because it is illegal. Actually, even in countries where polygamy is legal, members of the LDS church are not allowed to practice it and will be thrown out of the church.
    136. Re:Inevitably.. by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      You prefer the gaelic Clan Cionga?

      http://books.google.com/books?id=h5MNAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA28&lpg=PA28&ots=_vebwWa0al&sig=ikTP2CCIP_EYa7QrqH_aG_R7E7w

      Read moar!

      I didn't say Joseph Smith, Jr., was from the princely line, I said he was from the bardic line, implying a difference in castes. Joseph Smith's line were majordomo (stewards) over Ulster at one time while the kingly line was in exile, though. I said I was from the princely line.

      Irish royalty is anything but petty.

      Nice to meet you, cousin, even if your ancestors did depose mine!

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    137. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      The practice was outlawed by the LDS church in order for Utah to achieve statehood... This statement is not true. The revelation to discontinue the practice of polygamy was the only determining factor behind the change. Non-members miss the point that the leaders of the church make no policy or practice change without divine intervention. And while I understand that the "revelation" solution doesnt meet the approbation of the "intellectuals" among us, it nevertheless does not change this fact.

      John Taylor, as president of the church, could easily have discontinued the practice of polygamy in order that he and many others might escape the persecution heaped upon them. Pres. Taylor spent many years in seclusion because he would not yield to the pressures of a developing society or religious persecution. His death is a profound witness to the fact that he was not operating as a conman or rogue merely interested in placating the powers that be in order to achieve some self-serving end. He died faithful to the mandate given as president of the church. Wilford Woodruff issued the manifesto discontinuing the practice of polygamy after the death of John Taylor and not before the Lord revealed to him the consequences of continuing the practice.

      Statehood had nothing to with the change...
    138. Re:Inevitably.. by DigitalLogic · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the church has document control and that the 1999 manual is already out of date. I believe that the manual is probably accessible on www.lds.org through links (not password protected). However, knowing which string of links to get to the information is the secret. :-)

    139. Re:Inevitably.. by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Speak for your own people (the dastardly O'Neills) and I will speak for mine (the Ulster Scots Irish, Clanna Rory & Cionga).

      So you are an expert on Irish history as well as American history? Read George Washington on the Jacobism and Orange-ness of the founding Irish of this country.

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    140. Re:Inevitably.. by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      Both groups assert that certain practices are required, and both assert that by following these practices you will receive enlightenment.

      Buddhists do not assert that practices are required. Buddhists assert that following the buddhist path relieves suffering *right now in this life* (and probably in next lives as well, but you don't have to believe that.) and can lead to enlightenment; that you should know and love yourself so you can love others. If you do not want to relieve your own suffering, then that is totally up to you. Also, no war was started in the name of Gautama.

      Christians usually assert that if you follow their rules, you will get to heaven *after you die*; that you should find contact with some untouchable entity outside your own being. No talk of enlightenment in christianity. Contact with god is the highest reachable goal. Historically christians even forced others to live by their rules, because hey, heathen soules should be saved and their god demanded that.

      The difference in theory and in practice between theistic religions and buddhism is so huge that Gautama just does not belong in a row with theistic prophets.

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    141. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add that men cannot go to the highest degree of heaven without being married to an LDS woman. Thanks for trying to make the church look bad though. It was a valiant effort.

      It's completely mutual. Everyone must be married to attain the highest degree of the Celestial Kingdom.

    142. Re:Inevitably.. by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      This is stranger than believing that a woman made from a rib was tricked into eating a magic fruit by an evil snake and so everyone else in the world will be punished forever? Or that some hippy bum was the son of an all-powerful being and yet couldn't escape execution or find a more effective way of converting people?
      Most religions require some pretty strong dope to take seriously.

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    143. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      Being a mormon I would agree with your statement that mormonism is not christianity. We are distinctly different from the sectarian religions that are founded upon the creeds of christendom. These creeds are neither biblical nor accurate in their description and determination of who we (mormons) worship. In this regard we are decidely not christian. But with respect to our basis of faith upon the gospel of jesus christ we are decidedly followers of jesus christ and his teachings and the foundation of his church upon the rock of revelation.

      I take great comfort in the fact that I do not subscribe to the creeds of men and rely wholly upon the merits of him who is mighty to save.

    144. Re:Inevitably.. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "hearsay and other stuff not admissible in any court of law" Huh? Joseph Smith's "treasure hunting" activities were quite well documented, and in fact he DID stand trial and was convicted. From The Salt Lake City Messenger

      "The first part and conclusion of the alleged court record published by Bishop Tuttle is here reproduced, which indicates that young Joseph admitted to using his seer stone to search for lost property, buried coins, hidden treasures, and gold mines:

                      People of State of New York vs. Joseph Smith. Warrant issued upon oath of Peter G. Bridgman, who informed that one Joseph Smith of Bainbridge was a disorderly person and an imposter. Prisoner brought into court March 20 (1826). Prisoner examined. Says that he came from town of Palmyra, and had been at the house of Josiah Stowell in Bainbridge most of time since; had small part of time been employed in looking for mines, but the major part had been employed by said Stowell on his farm, and going to school; that he had a certain stone, which he had occasionally looked at to determine where hidden treasures in the bowels of the earth were; that he professed to tell in this manner where gold-mines were a distance under ground, and had looked for Mr. Stowell several times, and informed him where he could find those treasures, and Mr. Stowell had been engaged in digging for them; that at Palmyra he pretended to tell, by looking at this stone, where coined money was buried in Pennsylvania, and while at Palmyra he had frequently ascertained in that way where lost property was, of various kinds; that he has occasionally been in the habit of looking through this stone to find lost property for three years, but of late had pretty much given it up on account its injuring his health, especially his eyes--made them sore; that he did not solicit business of this kind, and had always rather declined having anything to do with this business....

      And thereupon the Court finds the defendant guilty.
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      Enigma

    145. Re:Inevitably.. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      but the truth is that the Book of Mormon (your "first version of Mormon Doctrine") was translated with a Urim and Thummim (which has nothing to do with a hat, mind you). Hmm, a quote from Emma Smith, Joseph Smith's wife, would seem to refute that:

      "In writing for your father, I frequently wrote day after day, often sitting at the table close to him, he sitting with his face buried in his hat, with the stone in it, and dictating [the Book of Mormon] hour after hour with nothing between us.'" (as quoted in Creation of the Book of Mormon, by LaMar Petersen, p.25)
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      Enigma

    146. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      I see you did not do any research to refute my claims...

      Some research:

      "In 1862 the first anti-polygamy act was passed by Congress, but the Saints ignored it because they believed it was an unconstitutional intrusion into their freedom of religion" (Source 1)

      "The law was finally upheld by the United States Supreme Court in 1879" (Source 1)

      "Finally, in 1890, President Wilford Woodruff received a revelation in which, he said later, he was shown what would happen to the church if the policy was not changed. As a result, he issued a document known as the Manifesto, which officially ended the practice of allowing new plural marriages. The federal government, in turn, did its part in bringing about accommodation when presidential amnesties were issued to pre-1890 polygamists. Utah was admitted to the Union in 1896, and church property was returned very shortly thereafter" (Source 1)

      "From the beginning of their absorption into the USA the Mormons petitioned the US congress for state-hood Over 46 years they applied 6 times. The first 5 petitions were rejected due to the issue of Mormon polygamy" (Source 2)

      "It was only until 1890 that this issue was finally resolved. Wilford Woodruff, the Mormon Church President, declared that God had told him that his people must abide by U.S. law. Thus, polygamy was stopped, and Utah attained its much sort after state-hood." (Source 2)

      "The question is this: Which is the wisest course for the Latter-day Saints to pursue--to continue to attempt to practice plural marriage, with the laws of the nation against it and the opposition of sixty millions of people, and at the cost of the confiscation and loss of all the Temples, and the stopping of all the ordinances therein, both for the living and the dead, and the imprisonment of the First Presidency and Twelve and the heads of families in the Church, and the confiscation of personal property of the people (all of which of themselves would stop the practice); or, after doing and suffering what we have through our adherence to this principle to cease the practice and submit to the law, and through doing so leave the Prophets, Apostles and fathers at home, so that they can instruct the people and attend to the duties of the Church, and also leave the Temples in the hands of the Saints, so that they can attend to the ordinances of the Gospel, both for the living and the dead?

      The Lord showed me by vision and revelation exactly what would take place if we did not stop this practice. If we had not stopped it, you would have had no use for . . . any of the men in this temple at Logan; for all ordinances would be stopped throughout the land of Zion. Confusion would reign throughout Israel, and many men would be made prisoners. This trouble would have come upon the whole Church, and we should have been compelled to stop the practice. Now, the question is, whether it should be stopped in this manner, or in the way the Lord has manifested to us, and leave our Prophets and Apostles and fathers free men, and the temples in the hands of the people, so that the dead may be redeemed. A large number has already been delivered from the prison house in the spirit world by this people, and shall the work go on or stop? This is the question I lay before the Latter-day Saints. You have to judge for yourselves. I want you to answer it for yourselves. I shall not answer it; but I say to you that that is exactly the condition we as a people would have been in had we not taken the course we have.

      . . . I saw exactly what would come to pass if there was not something done. I have had this spirit upon me for a long time. But I want to say this: I should have let all the temples go out of our hands; I should have gone to prison myself, and let every other man go there, had not the God of heaven commanded me to do what I did do; and when the hour came that I was commanded to do that, it was all clear to me. I went before the Lord, and I wrote what the Lord told me to write

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    147. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      What is "following the buddhist path" if not a request to follow certain practices?

      Mormons, as well, believe that "following the Mormon path" relieves suffering in this life. In fact, there is a strong tradition from the beginnings of Mormonism that we should be creating heaven here now. Heaven, for a Mormon, is not only "after you die", but is to a large extent a continuation of life here.

      Mormonism's God is not untouchable, but is expressly approachable. This also is foundational to Mormonism. And there is certainly talk of enlightenment in Mormonism, from the Holy Ghost and through our own efforts toward becoming enlightened; and enlightenment is a necessary part of "being saved" in Mormonism.

    148. Re:Inevitably.. by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right on that. I don't think much of those, either. On the one about all those folks up on Mount Olympus, or the turtle with the world on his back, or...

      Now, about that dope?

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      I was taught to respect my elders. The trouble is, it's getting harder and harder to find some.
    149. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Ulster Scots

      Jesus. Just try coming to Ulster and calling an Orangeman Irish some time. You WILL get beaten up. Seriously, americans just have wacky ideas of ireland.

    150. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      You have no idea because your use of the sources does not validate your claim that the church ended polygamy so that Utah could become a state. They could have stopped polygamy in any of the 46 years previous to 1896 in order to achieve this goal but only did so when a revelation was received.

      Source 2 indicates that Brigham Young said "...God had told him that his people must abide by U.S. law". This is a simple statement of fact. He didnt say that God told them to stop polygamy so that Utah could become a state. You can find some of the reasons for the change in the information you copiusly copied in your post. Not the least of which is the last paragraph in source 3.

      Copying source material is of no value unless it adds credence to your arguments...there is no credence to the claim that polygamy was outlined by the church in order for utah to become a state. This is a leap of logic that has no basis in reality.

    151. Re:Inevitably.. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      Interesting I didn't know that, you learn new things every day :P I'm not really trying to make them look bad as much as I was trying to goad answers. one of which is. if the Mormons believe the book of Mormon to be a continuation of the bible just as Christians believe that the new testament is a continuation of the old testament, Why would God change his mind so drastically about so many things within the book of Mormon that he specifically said to the contrary in the previous TWO volumes of scriptures, you'd have though he would have made up his mind by the second one. which pretty much encompasses - starting out as polygamists, women needing men to get to heaven/ascend, becoming a god, being extremely secretive, etc.

    152. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      "...God had told him that his people must abide by U.S. law"

      US Law outlawed Polygamy

      THe US rejected Utah's statehood 5 times because of Polygamy

      LDS droppped Polygamy to abide by US law

      The US gives Utah Statehood

      The chain is pretty simple to follow...

      If my claim is flase, then why did the LDS church stop Polygamy?

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    153. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he was trying to keep all the nooky for himself?...THAT BASTARD!!!

    154. Re:Inevitably.. by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      What is "following the buddhist path" if not a request to follow certain practices?

      It is not a request at all. In general, buddhists do not go out to preach. If you ask something, you will get an answer. If you ask a buddhist why he seems so happy, relaxed and loving to his/hers surroundings, you will get an answer. This is quite different from the theistic religions I know, especially christianity. You are required to spread the word and to follow rules. Just recently I followed some buddhist meditation lessons. I am free to follow more, even though I think (and openly state) that (for me) reincarnation does not exist. Every christian church I know requires you to pray, confess, express your devition, whatever. I would certainly not be admitted in a christian church if I openly stated that I do not think Jesus is "the son of god" and that Maria was not a virgin. That to me is an enormous difference.

      Mormonism's God is not untouchable, but is expressly approachable.

      Maybe I used the wrong word: with 'untouchable' I tried to express "something that I cannot experience". I am simply unable to experience a deity in any way. I csnnot feel, touch or hear a deity, nor can someone scienticfically prove to me that a deity exists. Therefor I assume that no such deity exists.

      From what your write, I get a strong feeling that mormonism is so unlike christian religions, that I would not consider it to be a christian religion at all. I do oppose the 'being saved' part of any religion though. Being safe is a wish that comes from our lower/older animal parts of our brain. I think even the assumption that we can be saved is wrong. "Saved from what?", is always my question. Not that I am a buddhist, but buddhism is the only religion that has an answer that actually is useful to me.

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    155. Re:Inevitably.. by zuggy40 · · Score: 1

      It's purely a copyright thing. All LDS materials are copywritten.

    156. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      I think it is plausible to assume that this is a cause/effect scenario. But this simple explanation does not do the facts justice.

      46 years of persecution is a strong testament to the fact that the President of the church is acting under the direction of the Lord. I certainly cannot expect a non-believer to see with an eye of faith and reach the same conclusions that I do. I think its very reasonable to conclude that Pres. Woodruff would be prepared to endure another 46 years of persection had the revelation not been given.

      To answer your question again...the church stopped polygamy because the Lord required the change...the consequences of continuing against the laws of the land were made known and the Lord saw fit to require the change. Make note that the consquences of the change did not include the statehood of Utah.

    157. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Why would God change his mind so drastically about so many things within the book of Mormon that he specifically said to the contrary in the previous TWO volumes of scriptures, you'd have though he would have made up his mind by the second one. Commandments are given by God that are specific to the times and needs of the people with whom he communicates; for example, there was no need for God to advise the Jews to abstain from using heroin or cocaine, since such things were unheard of; however if God were to list things to be avoided today, I have no doubt that such drugs would be on that list.

      On the other hand, the basic principles behind the commandments given by God were and are the same. For example, polygamy - the scriptures make clear that polygamy is only permitted when God explicitly authorizes it (Abraham had multiple wives, as did Jacob; the Book of Mormon specifically teaches this principle).

      Regarding "being extremely secretive"... The scriptures, including the New Testament, instruct us not to "cast pearls before swine". That is, people should be taught the gospel line upon line, precept upon precept, just like anything else - we learn addition before we learn algebra, we learn algebra before we learn calculus, we learn calculus before we learn linear algebra, and so on. In the same way, God's teachings are best learned and understood starting with the basics. The best way to make sure this happens is to not share more difficult doctrines with those who do not understand the basic ones. Some things are kept to a small group of people, but only because the larger group does not yet possess enough understanding for the more difficult doctrines. (Think of trying to teach calculus to a child who barely knows how to add.) Any who seek to know these things may learn them, by following the prescribed steps (which are basically to learn and believe the basics first).

      Regarding "becoming a god" - this is a popular LDS belief that is not explicitly stated in scripture. It is, however, a common interpretation of various scriptures (including some in the New Testament) which teach that we may become "like Christ" or "like God" if we are righteous; the interpretation of these scriptures is left to us. Furthermore, various Church leaders (including Brigham Young and, if memory serves, Joseph Smith) taught this doctrine. In any case I personally believe this is one of those doctrines that falls under the "pearls before swine" category, and should be treated as such.
    158. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      This page deals extensively with this issue you present here. Short answer: In 1826 Joseph Smith was tried, then acquitted, but anti-Mormons have had a field day with this supposed court document.

      I quote:

      This line of attack is based upon the persistent work of Rev. Wesley P. Walters, a professional anti-Mormon, who published a legal document from 1826 that supposedly shows that Joseph was convicted of glass looking.

      When Walters found the relevant documents among historical records in a county office, he dishonestly removed the evidence from its lawful custodians without their permission [...] he may have essentially stolen the documents that he found and took them--or a subset of them--to Yale University. The lawful custodians of the documents did not get them back for three months, and had to apply legal pressure to induce the return. The county authorities whose documents had been illegally removed only learned of the theft because Mr. Walters published at least some of them. There was no written description of the documents before he removed them, and no witnesses who could describe what he found to compare it what he returned. Thus, the possibility exists that the documents have been tampered with, or that important pieces of evidence were removed or destroyed, leaving only what might be construed as damaging. Would you claim that illegally obtained and likely altered documents in the possession of an acknowledged anti-Mormon presented with no other evidence constitutes evidence admissible in a court of law? Note that judges virtually always exclude from evidence items obtained without warrants, items obtained illegally, and so forth.
    159. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      I'll add to your post. Those who have actually read the Book of Mormon. And there are those who have actually read about where the LDS texts came from. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Abraham might be a good starting place if you want to know more.

      The Book of Abraham is especially enlightening because Joseph Smith translated Egyptian glyphs to write it. Of course, at the time, nobody knew how to read the language, and so he could claim he was given the ability from God. What is so nice about today is that we do know how to translate that original language, the original texts that Joseph used were found in 1966, and historians and linguists everywhere have shown that what Joseph translated is totally and utterly incorrect.

      I encourage you to read about the history of the book of mormon, in addition to just reading it.


    160. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      OK,

      I understand where you are comming from.

      Moving off-topic now, :-)

      Doesn't it strike you a odd that the Lord, would lay down how to practice to only change the practices less then a century later because of the laws of a Government by man. Wouldn't a God be able to foresee this issue, and the suffering it would cause his followers and just skip that practise?

      Guess the only answer for that is that God works in Mysterious Ways.

      Thank you for the discussion and the explaination

      Also, this research that I did was helpful in my understanding of how other sect's of Mormonism can continue to practice Polygamy.

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    161. Re:Inevitably.. by LaskoVortex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The LDS Church owns the copyright to its handbook of instructions, and the Church is well within its rights to enforce that copyright.

      Unfortunately, there are a lot of people stupid enough to accept and trust a church who copyrights its religious teachings. If you are a "lost soul" looking for some "salvation", you will be wise to choose a church that doesn't do this, especially when you decide you have "found yourself" again and want to move on.

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      Just callin' it like I see it.
    162. Re:Inevitably.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This is the exact point being refuted. Those beliefs are not mainstream mormon beliefs any more than 'santiera" is christian.

      My point is that the mainstream mormon beliefs are incompatible with christianity. The only way they give the impression they are christian is by hiding / not sharing some very incompatible beliefs.

      "6" below is a biggy in particular.

      Some major points from here (http://www.irr.org/mit/is-mormonism-christian.html) Again, I'm not christian or mormon.

      1. mormons teach that there are many Gods and that we can become gods and goddesses in the celestial kingdom and that those who achieve godhood will have spirit children who will worship and pray to them, just as we worship and pray to God the Father.

      2. god was a man (flesh and blood- not jesus- god) with a father and grandfather like us who progressed to become a god.

      3. jesus is our elder brother who progressed to godhood, having first been procreated as a spirit child by Heavenly Father and a heavenly mother; He was later conceived physically through intercourse between Heavenly Father and the virgin Mary and Jesus and Lucifer are brothers.

      4. the Mormon Church teaches that Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are three separate Gods and that jesus and the Holy Ghost are the literal offspring of Heavenly Father and a celestial wife (vs the trinity (three who are one) in bible)

      5. Adam's sin was "a necessary step in the plan of life and a great blessing to all of us".

      6. eternal life in the presence of God (which it terms "exaltation in the celestial kingdom") must be earned through obedience to all the commands of the Mormon Church, including exclusive Mormon temple rituals. (Sorry but that isn't going to save you... IF you are a christian).

      And the page goes on....

      I always say, "I'm okay, you're frakkin crazy".. oh.. wait.. no "I'm okay, you're okay" as long as you leave me alone. However, it annoys me that mormons lie about and hide basic facts of their religion so they can pretend to be christians. They are no more christians than bhuddists are. Mormons *are* a mainstream religion and not a cult these days- they have a lot of followers.

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      And back to the point- those wackjobs in Texas were not mormons.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    163. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      Maybe I used the wrong word: with 'untouchable' I tried to express "something that I cannot experience". I am simply unable to experience a deity in any way. I csnnot feel, touch or hear a deity, nor can someone scienticfically prove to me that a deity exists. Therefor I assume that no such deity exists.

      Just as meditation and care for nature bring a Buddhist enlightenment, prayer, study and following the teachings of Jesus bring a Christian to God, in a way that brings personal evidence of God's existence. Mormons believe this includes both experiencing the Holy Ghost, as well as the possibility of witnessing a physical manifestation of God.

      I think even the assumption that we can be saved is wrong. "Saved from what?", is always my question.

      "Being saved" for a Mormon is to have a society of (extended) family with God, and being able to grow in knowledge and power together. Saved from what? Non-existence and isolation. Mormons accept personal responsibility for participating with God in saving others from these, which is manifest in our fascination with performing ordinances in our temples for deceased people, and organizing our ancestors and children into family units by covenant.
    164. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Apostles did follow the Bible. At least, very much so the Old Testament. They did not believe it was an incorrect translation.

      You're right that those who follow Christ, the one and only God, is a better definition.


    165. Re:Inevitably.. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      actually I meant secretive from people not of the Mormon church, as to my knowledge it is forbidden for people not of the Mormon faith to enter there "holy places". Interesting perspective, however if this were true you would think God would have given revisions during the medieval era and so on instead of waiting 1800 years for the next one, then again it was quite some time before the new testament was introduced after the old, however the time between the old and new testament had far fewer societal changes than those of today I would think.

    166. Re:Inevitably.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Please see my other post summarizing

      http://www.irr.org/mit/is-mormonism-christian.html

      As a person who follows neither religion but knows some of the doctrinal positions of both, mormonism is *trivially* not a christian religion.

      It is christian in the sense that intelligent design is a science. You redefine some terms and keep the words "god" and "jesus" but mormonism has some major breaks with fundamental points of christian dogma and teachings.

      It is more akin to islam (not in a bad way-- just saying that islam uses jesus as a character too while not being a christian religion).

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    167. Re:Inevitably.. by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      The "Mormons" in El Dorado weren't the same religion as the "Mormons" in the OP. Oh, get real. While I'm not a mormon, it is true that the FLDS are about as similar to LDS as Catholics are to say Church of Christers.
    168. Re:Inevitably.. by benhattman · · Score: 1

      Painting all of Mormonism as somehow wrong because of one fringe group is like claiming all of Christianity is tainted because of those psycho pricks in the Westboro Baptist Church. I think you might fairly make both claims. Each fringe group holds beliefs which fall within the realm of belief in their derivative religions. FLDS beliefs follow those of older Mormonism (which is less than 200 years old by the way). While WBC's exhibitionism is an exercise in free speech coupled with the belief that there is a wrathful and jealous god hanging over their shoulder demanding to be worshiped exclusively.

      The fact that most Christian parishioners disavow WBC and that LDS has expunged polygamy from it's theology tells me more about how the modern zeitgeist has had a moderating influence on humanity. WBC and FLDS are perhaps just predictable results of religious fundamentalism and anti-social behavior on a group level.
    169. Re:Inevitably.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You may also want to follow the links to the press releases at the bottom by

      Lutheran Church, Missouri Synod

      Presbyterian Church (USA)

      Roman Catholic Church

      Southern Baptist Convention

      United Methodist Church

      All of which basically say, "Mormonism is not christianity-- make sure you are very aware of what christianity is when discussing religion with mormons."

      Again, I'm not the member of any of these faiths either. I'm agnostic.. I think.

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    170. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no point to posting anything negatively about religion on here because every religious zealot with mod points just turns your karma into shit anyway. Every religion on the planet is a delusion if you ask me, and it's irritating.

    171. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when we (the true Irish) came to America, we left all the stupid people back in Ireland (apologies to all the smart people that stayed in the land of our fathers)!

      Irish are the race of golem (i.e., they're easily manipulated by Jews), and they've been brainwashed to the point of not knowing they're Brits just like the Orangemen! Then again, Brits are also the race of golem and just as brainwashed against the Irish.

      We came to America precisely because it sucks over there! Forgive us if all the ecclesiastical princes that wrote your native annals and know your histories came to America. And forgive us when we remind you of why we left and who we are.

      After all, America is named after Amergin, not some stupid fag Amerigo Vespucci (an Italian with a Gaelic name?!).

      It's called the Land of Ir for a reason... You Heremonian and Eberian bastards that we left in Ireland need to give the island back to its rightful heirs, the sons of Ir! It is an insult to Ireland that a Heremonian (the Queen of England) should sit on the throne!

    172. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. You are totally nuts. I suspect you've been raised with a whole heap of false information, told it's secret and privileged, etc.

      But really, ancient irish writings are remarkable mostly in that they were somewhat preserved. Suffice to say, they don't support your nuttiness. http://www.ucc.ie/celt/publishd.html

    173. Re:Inevitably.. by vistic · · Score: 1

      It really all suddenly doesn't matter when you stop to realize that it's all made up.

    174. Re:Inevitably.. by hedrick · · Score: 1

      As for the Presbyterian Church (USA) the actual statement is

      "Nevertheless, Mormonism is a new and emerging religious tradition distinct from the historic apostolic tradition of the Christian Church, of which Presbyterians are a part."

      http://www.pcusa.org/interfaith/study/lds.htm

      There is more detail in the statement about similarities and differences. But the statement doesn't quite say that they aren't Christian (or that they are).

    175. Re:Inevitably.. by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith was widely accused of bank fraud and had several lawsuits and indictments leveled against him. A warrant was issued for his arrest. He spent time in jail. When Alpha830RulZ's questionable activity becomes a matter of legal and historical record, then maybe you can come back and make a worthwhile comparison, eh?

    176. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The church hasn't copyrighted any of its teachings. It copyrighted a handbook of instructions for use by leaders of the church in running the church - the handbook backs up its instructions by giving scriptural references and/or comments by prophets, both of which are freely available online from the Church. The handbook is simply a compilation of instructions and policies useful for leaders of the church in performing their duties.

      I'll say it again: the Church Handbook of Instructions does not teach any doctrines that are not available elsewhere in freely available scriptures. It does, however, deal with specific situations that are not mentioned directly in the scriptures, but even there scriptures are provided as a basis for why certain policies are followed.

    177. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect you've been raised with a whole heap of false information, told it's secret and privileged, etc.
      You suspect wrongly. I learned this stuff from studying history and my own genealogy.

      There are historic definitions and modern definitions. When it comes to "Orangeman", you are using a modern definition, and I am using a historic one. I am not referring to the Protestant fraternal order or supports of William III. I am referring to those people who used the color gold (Or) as their heraldic symbol!

      Maybe I should call myself a Yellow Irishman instead, to avoid your confusion and ignorance? We Americans have a peculiar view of Ireland, this is true, but we brought that peculiar view to American from Ireland.
    178. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      actually I meant secretive from people not of the Mormon church, as to my knowledge it is forbidden for people not of the Mormon faith to enter there "holy places". That's great, but my above post did address that issue, albeit indirectly. Non-members obviously do not have the foundation of basic doctrines necessary to understand the more difficult doctrines, and so by the same "don't cast pearls before swine" principle I explained above, we do not discuss more difficult doctrines with people who are not members of the church.

      Any non-members are welcome to visit any LDS meetinghouse on any Sunday (when meetings are held) and attend meetings with us. What you mean by "holy places" is the temples - but not even all members are permitted to go into the temples. Only members who are living by the standards that God has set forth (chastity, honesty, bodily care, etc) are permitted to enter - because they are the ones who have prepared themselves for it.

      Interesting perspective, however if this were true you would think God would have given revisions during the medieval era and so on instead of waiting 1800 years for the next one The New Testament prophesies of an "apostasy" - a loss of the gospel, or parts of it, from the earth - and the LDS Church teaches that the apostasy started with the deaths of the apostles of Christ's time and ended with the calling of Joseph Smith as Prophet to restore the gospel in its fullness to the earth. Had there been apostles and prophets on the earth in the intervening 1800 years (during the medieval era), God would have continued giving revelation to them and they would have continued writing scripture.

      Note that whenever there has been a prophet on the earth, his words have been recorded; this has been true from the days of Adam until the days of Christ (or so the scriptures indicate).
    179. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      I mean really. A man chases a bunch of pigs off a cliff and says "they're demons." Today, we lock him up in a psychiatric ward. But you, you call 'im god. Weird, eh. Why is this modded insightful, instead of troll?

      In each of the three gospel accounts of that story, Jesus did not drive the pigs anywhere. He gave the demons permission to go into the pigs, and the pigs rushed off the cliff.

      If you want to find something to call "screwed up" in Christianity, you can find things that are genuinely hard for us to explain--and you can do it without twisting or misrepresenting the people you're talking about. Doing it the way you did is just ignorance.
    180. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The LDS Church is "trivially" not Christian? You've ignored my obvious and trivial proof that it is Christian.

      According to the dictionary, the LDS Church is Christian. I believe in the same Jesus Christ that the New Testament testifies of - just because the Catholic Church disagrees doesn't mean that I'm not Christian.

      The various Protestant churches disagree on many major doctrinal issues - including whether or not Christ was resurrected, a key point of the New Testament - and yet nobody ventures to call them not Christian. They are Christian simply because they worship a being called "Jesus Christ". Most of them can't even agree on the nature of Christ (does he have a body? Is he the same being as God?) - so they can't all be worshiping the same concept - but they're still Christian. The LDS Church is no different in that regard.

      It is obvious by looking at the state of Christianity today that there is no uniformity among Christian sects about which doctrines are true and which are not - that's the whole reason Martin Luther (for example) split from the Catholic Church.

      In other words, the "fundamental points of christian dogma and teachings" you refer to are anything but concrete. They vary in large amounts between the Catholic Church and various Protestant sects. Go ahead; pick a church and say "theirs are the actual, fundamental doctrines of the New Testament." If you do that, then every other Christian sect becomes not Christian.

      It is perfectly valid to hold to another, separate interpretation of the New Testament and other scriptures and still be called "Christian".

      In reference to Islam, Islam's conception of Jesus is not even close to the LDS Church's conception of Jesus. To Islam, Jesus was simply a holy man, as was Moses, but to Islam, Jesus had no divine attributes.

      To the LDS Church, Jesus Christ was and is the literal Son of God, the Savior of mankind, and only through Jesus Christ can man return to heaven.

      As a member of the LDS Church, I believe in Christ - the fact that my concept of who Christ is is different than the Catholic concept of who Christ is does not mean I am not Christian. I am Christian, and I object to any who say I am not.

    181. Re:Inevitably.. by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      For example, polygamy - the scriptures make clear that polygamy is only permitted when God explicitly authorizes it (Abraham had multiple wives, as did Jacob; the Book of Mormon specifically teaches this principle).

      For example, polygamy - while the Book of Mormon says it might be allowable under God's orders, when you get down to specific cases it says, "Behold, David and Solomon truly had many wives and concubines which thing was abominable before me, saith the Lord." while D&C 132 specifically says, "David also received many wives and concubines, and also Solomon and Moses my servants, as also many others of my servants, from the beginning of creation until this time; and in nothing did they sin save in those things which they received not of me."

      One book says that their "many wives and concubines" was a sin; the other goes on to say that only one of the wives of one of the men was a sin. How contradictory does something have to be before it can be admitted as a contradiction?

    182. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned this stuff from studying history and my own genealogy. ... then disregarding boring real-world crap and smoking a lot of really good weed to come up with a whole heap of imagined word-soundalike-based connections with little or no basis in fact? The real trouble is you've latched onto grains of truth and constructed your personal mythos about them. You'll just disregard any conflicting evidence or simpler explanations. It's the path to madness. Shrug. Not really my problem, unless you start infecting others with your stupidity and we get even more weirdos arriving on our shores to look for the ark of the covenant or whatever silly stuff they make up next about our indeed venerable and ancient but really not quite that mysterious civilisation?

    183. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It's not contradictory. D&C says that they did not sin except in those things they did not receive of God. The Book of Mormon says that they had many wives and concubines, which thing was abominable before God. The logical conclusion - that is, the one that retains consistency - is that some of their wives were given to them by God, but some of them were not - and in that they sinned.

      Put another way, assume God gives David two wives. David then says "I have two wives, I should have another!" and goes and finds another girl to marry. God did not give him wife three, and in that he has sinned.

    184. Re:Inevitably.. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      You are requesting that we take an account as is, by first presupposing it as true, in order to judge it. The idea is preposterous. REQUEST DENIED.

      C//

    185. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering how corrupt most of the Popes were before about 2-3 popes ago you would have thought God would have sent a Prophet then.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bad_Popes

    186. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      He did send one, He just waited longer than you think He should have :P

    187. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. I did no such thing.

      You made a claim about "the pot calling the kettle black" because a traditional Christian said something about "the screwed up nature of their [Mormon] beliefs". But then your mockery wasn't based on Christian beliefs. Hence, I called it ignorance.

      Your follow-up makes it clear that it was not actually ignorance. You knew full well that Christians do not believe any such thing. (Presumably, you also know that Christian belief in the deity of Christ was never based on him supposedly casting out some demons. Run-of-the-mill prophets could do (or claimed to do) more than that.)

      Instead, your mockery was based on you taking an account, hypothesizing what you think really happened, mocking the "screwed-up" nature of Christian beliefs as though they believed your guess. It's fine for you to have your own opinion about what really happened--it's moronic to pretend people believe something different than they do.

      Perhaps you intended to mock the actual witnesses of the events with the demonized man and the pigs. As though people saw Jesus do that, and then proclaimed him God. (That's the most charitable way I can read your comments.) If so, you would certainly be right about those people being screwed up. But then, even if you were right about what Jesus did with the pigs...no one reacted the way you thought. So, you're still speaking with trollish ignorance.

    188. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modding parent down because you are afraid it will drive people from your church? Just what I'd expect from a cult.

    189. Re:Inevitably.. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Get real?

      thats about as real as it gets.... the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints based out of Salt Lake City, UT has NO CONNECTION to ANY other church practicing polygamy.

    190. Re:Inevitably.. by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      The church hasn't copyrighted any of its teachings. It copyrighted a handbook of instructions

      Nice way to contradict yourself in back-to-back sentences.

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    191. Re:Inevitably.. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      There are case studies of kids(boys) who have "accidents" during circumsion and the parents decide to try and raise them as a girl because female genitilia are eaiser to recreate artificially than male. They dont really work very well. The first one to be done is (now) a guy named David. he was raised for the first 15 years of his life as a girl before they told him what happened and he decided he wanted to be a guy. So they reversed what they did before, he got married and its a happy ending. Thats a non-elective transsexual surgery.

    192. Re:Inevitably.. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I also am a member, and was a bit surprised to see over 700 comments on this thread already. The documents in question are not really "secret". They are copyrighted and private. I also have read them several times and there isnt much in there that anyone familier with us wouldn't already guess.

      I thought Wikileaks was for exposing improper business dealings, illegal practices, and general "whistleblowing". This is just copyright infringment of standard operating procedure. If I was to break out the Employee handbook for the retails store I work at then nobody would give a hoot. But because its the "secretive Mormons" then it is a big deal. Not much different really.

    193. Re:Inevitably.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      By "teachings" I meant "doctrines available in scripture by which members of the church are bound to live". By "handbook of instructions" I mean "handbook of what to do in various situations based on freely available scriptural doctrines with references provided, but containing no doctrine not available elsewhere."

      I thought my meaning was perfectly clear. Don't be pedantic.

    194. Re:Inevitably.. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. I did no such thing.

      If you're not requesting that we believe it is true, you'd rather us judge how the modern world would react to the account? "Officer, first I talked to the pigs, and convinced them to jump off the cliff by themselves." Mmmmm, hmmmmm. "Time for a little Vitamin H, son. Haldol, the docs call it." An antipsychotic.

      You know... it's true. That's how even you'd react if someone claimed such a thing.

      Comical, watching the religious types referring to the other party as a "cult" or otherwise not satisfying whatever strange religious standard they present. As if one brand of irrationality is better than another.

      *snort*

      C//

    195. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      If you're not requesting that we believe it is true, you'd rather us judge how the modern world would react to the account? "Officer, first I talked to the pigs, and convinced them to jump off the cliff by themselves." Mmmmm, hmmmmm. "Time for a little Vitamin H, son. Haldol, the docs call it." An antipsychotic. *sigh*

      So, then you're not interested in replying to what I wrote?
    196. Re:Inevitably.. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      lol.. If I'm supposed to ignore it, then I think I showed my ignorance (ability to ignore).

      Talk about things not coming out right. I suppose it is possible but I don't think it would be practical to still be happening. Then again, your could be joking in which case I totally lost it when attempting to throw mine into the mix.

    197. Re:Inevitably.. by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Preach it brother. The Nestorian's and the Copts are the only real Christians in the world. All the infidel imposters will burn in hell for eternity for their willful defiance of God's teaching.

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    198. Re:Inevitably.. by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      If what you list is true, I would say it is more of a cult then a religion and it loosely follows the bible just enough to get legitimacy within it's own crowd. I don't know enough about the mormon religion to determine if it is true or false. That being said, I know 1, 2, 3, and 6 to be somewhat countered in the bible. Number 4 could probable be debated to a degree but is probably wrong too. The problem I have is when people say something is sacrilege or anti christian, they usually have their own goals in mind. They often exaggerate claims because they are convinced something else is the undeniable truth. This goes the same for atheist who feel the need to self proclaim their religious choice when attempting to solicit responses from different religious people. Anyways, I have to take it with a grain of salt until I can verify the claims. I know some mormons who would likely be surprised to know they think that way.

      I always say, "I'm okay, you're frakkin crazy".. oh.. wait.. no "I'm okay, you're okay" as long as you leave me alone. However, it annoys me that mormons lie about and hide basic facts of their religion so they can pretend to be christians. They are no more christians than bhuddists are. Mormons *are* a mainstream religion and not a cult these days- they have a lot of followers.
      The mormons I know don't seem to think that way. They are a bit of a bible thumper and tend to proudly push the religion in at any chance you give them so it isn't like we haven't talked about things.

      I remember when I was a kid going to church and discovered that Jesus was born in September not December. I asked some of the clergy why we celebrated his birthday on the 25th of december and got a range of response from I was wrong on his birth to december was when his spirit or soul was given human form with the conception that made Mary pregnant (and then something leading into why abortion was bad). I even got a long winded historical accounting of when christianity was outlawed by the romans and they had to sneak religious celebrations in with peagan holidays (which is where we got the fish symbol).

      Anyways, the point is that within one single church, several people had several different ideas about the same topic that seems to be pretty important in the christian religion. I knew then that organized religion wasn't really as set in stone and unbendable as people tend to think. It is possible that some mormons don't really know what their canon claim and the messages as you mention them isn't relayed to everyone. I have never read the book of mormon but I don't think much of what you listed is supported by the bible. I don't think I could read it again and find anything that supports that. I think it might be entirely possible that someone could miss the messages of the church that more or less seem wrong and freak people out to the point that people claim it isn't chritianity any more. Of course they could be hiding it or something but I seriously think they are just ignorant of some of the policies. This is probably more true when you consider that there are about 300 or so major denominations of Christianity and last I checked, 2000 and some odd minor denominations where someone thinks something is different just enough to start another church.
    199. Re:Inevitably.. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      What you wrote is of no bearing. And you know it.

      C//

    200. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to admit that if I didn't personally know people who've been sucked into it in an unquestionably cult like manner (they suddenly became completely unreachable for weeks at a time by everyone they knew including people they had extremely close relationships with, emails to family members were obviously forged in their name, during the time that they were unreachable their entire belief systems flipped from staunchly one religion , like athiesm, to mormonism, etc.) I would believe based on that document that mormonism was a legit religion. Personally I have a vague dislike for all organized religion due to it's tendency to tell people what they should do and think, but mormonism is definitely way out there towards the brainwashing side. Of course, all religions, and basically all social structures involve a little brainwashing, and I'm not an anarchist or anything, but the quantitative difference in such tactics has a fairly qualitative result when it goes far enough. And based on the people I know about mormonism crosses that threshold.

    201. Re:Inevitably.. by atamido · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith was something of a treasure hunter. At least he thought that there was treasure buried in the ground that could bail the LDS church out of financial difficulties. Possibly he believed gold plates in the ground were much more common than they were. Either way, he was obviously wrong in his thoughts that he could find valuable treasure in the ground, whatever the reasons.

    202. Re:Inevitably.. by WMD_88 · · Score: 1

      So they reversed what they did before, he got married and its a happy ending.

      He commit suicide a few years ago, so, not really a happy ending.
    203. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up, faggot.

    204. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      The Apostles followed the Torah, which had some of the Old Testament in it, but the "Bible" as we know it, even just the Old Testament portion didn't exist back then. It wasn't a translation, as it was written in their own language.

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    205. Re:Inevitably.. by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      Well, according to his brother, there was no hat (unless the hat was somehow suspended in mid air).

      In an 1891 interview, William Smith indicated that when his brother Joseph used the "interpreters", his hands were left free to hold the plates.
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    206. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Excuses the man without the ability to respond.

    207. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Actually, on second thought, I don't think it's that you have the ability to respond. I think it's that you really didn't read & understand what I said.

      Because, two things:
      1.) Jesus didn't tell the pigs/demons/whatever to jump off the cliff. He didn't ask them to. There's nothing to indicate that he wanted them to. So... You're spouting nonsense on that count.
      2.) I agreed with you in part. Your reply doesn't seem to understand that. (A quiz for you: Which part did I agree about? Can you say without going back to look? Or did you miss it entirely?)
      3.) My problem with your initial mockery was that no one in church history--the witnesses of the account, or any later readers of the account--responded to that story by saying, "Well, Jesus must be God!" The thinking and beliefs that you ascribed to Christians and proceeded to mock are not part of Christian reasoning.

    208. Re:Inevitably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not looking for any Ark of the Covenant, and I don't suspect it is under Teamhair.

      I'm not like the neopagans, mistaking my ancestors for gods and worshiping the Dagda or some crap.

      So I'm crazy for knowing what Irish bloodline I come from? I'm crazy for wishing I could be tax-exempt like my ancestors?

      I was not trying to infuse mystery, but there are untold stories of the family feuds in Ireland. (Ireland is a land of patriarchs and kings, and the primary mistake of the Irish was that its kings so envied the influence of their brothers and cousins that they went about killing their brethren to get power and gain [and the title Ard Ri, talk about "high" kings].)

      So here in America, I'm also a Real McCoy, related to those involved in the Hatfield and McCoy feud of the Tug Fork valley in Kentucky. Maybe I'm also crazy for knowing some insider information on that Irish family feud which occurred here on this land. Much of Kentucky used to be the feudal domain of Alexander McCoy, descendant of King David of Scotland, Kentucky was made a county of Virginia in 1776, in contradiction to the McCoy royal patents, and much of the feud results from "commoners" encroaching on land the McCoys thought was still theirs. Alexander McCoy brought several relatives and daughters' husbands, etc., to America under indentured servitude, the contracts written in his own hand (copies of which I possess). Alexander willed his land under royal patent "to the benefit of his sons forever", hence the American "Real McCoys" (I realize this phrase also has an older meaning on that side of the shore, but I cannot elucidate that one, maybe you can).

      As much as I might be from a feuding American family, nobody feuds like the Irish in Ireland (who are still feuding to this day over something as petty as religion). Funny you guys still haven't learned much about religious freedom like your relatives that came to America (so now your constitution has ridiculous amendments about the status of the Catholic church or some crap).

      You come to America and tell this Irishman he's not Orange, and you will get beaten up. ;P

    209. Re:Inevitably.. by workindev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fine. That may well be true. But what does that have to do with anything? As you should probably already know, dismissing his teachings or doctrine because of that is a classical logical fallacy.

    210. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Why?
      Because "God is one"--the Shema Yisrael--is (and has been since long before the time of Christ) a fundamental affirmation about the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. You cannot reject it without denying the Hebrew Scriptures.

      Is it really that much easier to believe in one god with multiple personality disorder?
      On "easier": No, it is no harder or easier to believe in Jewish monotheism, Christian trinitarian monotheism, or modalism, or Arianism, or Mormon polytheism. We're not talking about "easiness to believe". We're talking about definitional aspects of a religion. Joseph Smith doesn't get to come along 2000 years later, change whatever he wants, and use the name "Christian".

      If I started a sect of Islam, but rejected the Shahadah ("there is no god but God and Mohammed is his messenger"), Muslims would be entirely right to say, "No, that religion is not Islam. It is a different religion."

      Religions define themselves; there are limits to what you can change/reinterpret and still call yourself part of that religion.

      (Yes, identifying those limits can be a challenge. You can go ahead and object to the idea that the Shema is definitional to Christianity, or that the Trinity fits into the Shema. I think you'll be wrong, but it's a valid question to ask.)

      That Jesus prayed to himself?
      What? We don't believe that he did. See the shield of the Trinity. "Jesus did not pray to himself" (and similar issues) is exactly why we articulate the Trinity in the way that we do.
    211. Re:Inevitably.. by immcintosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's only a logical fallacy if his moral character weren't actual substantive grounds for such a dismissal. If you have a scientist whose ideas you are dismissing on the basis of his moral character, that's one thing, and an obvious fallacy. For someone who is pretending to dictate morality, to start a religion even, that person's moral character is very much in question. PARTICULARLY if that moral character gives you direct reason to believe he had ulterior motives for his supposed divine revelations.

    212. Re:Inevitably.. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I notice you didn't address the point that early Christians were accused of polytheism by the Jews.

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    213. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't address that point in my comment. I replied to the part that seemed a bit silly to me. I'm happy to respond to the other part, though.

      Yes. They were accused of that. And people today object to the Trinity by saying "What, you think Jesus prayed to himself?" Which is exactly what the Trinity denies. (Because we deny that Jesus is the Father. They are distinct, not separate.) In other words, lots of people make objects to the Trinity that are based in misunderstanding or ignorance of what the doctrine is.

      The orthodox articulation of the Trinity has always affirmed that God is one. That there are not multiple Gods. People may object to the Three-in-one idea, but (even supposing they're right, and that it's inconsistent & nonsensical) that doesn't change the fact that we reject that there are multiple gods.

      Mormons do not. They believe that the Father was once a man who worshiped his own god just as we worship the Father--with possibly an infinite regression of gods--and they believe that Jesus is a distinct god. They explicitly affirm polytheism; Christians explicitly deny it.

      That's a major difference, even if you happen to decide that the Trinity is nonsense.

    214. Re:Inevitably.. by swillden · · Score: 1

      That's a major difference, even if you happen to decide that the Trinity is nonsense.

      I didn't argue that it wasn't a difference. It clearly is an important difference. My point is that LDS theology on this point is what the church Christ and his apostles personally established believed, before people got confused by the fact that Jews had been preaching monotheism for centuries and tried to logic their way out of the apparent problem.

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    215. Re:Inevitably.. by masirec · · Score: 1

      I think the practice of polygamy could have continued had the persecutions and lawmakers left the mormons alone. I am not sure I understand polygamy or would want to practice it myself. I do know that the Lord does requires sacrifice on the part of true believers. The purpose of this life is to see if we will do all that the Lord requires regardless of our short sightedness or lack of full understanding. That being said, I think the Lord is merciful and will enlighten us if we ask.

      Although practitioners of polygamy suffered incalcuably I think the blessings of the practice are rarely brought to light. Orson Pratt outlines many of the blessings in his book the seer, not the least of which is the care and protection of the many widows as a result of wars and persection. I think given the circumstances, polygamy was a blessing to many people.

    216. Re:Inevitably.. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      And you think saying "The Jews accused Christians of being polytheists" proves that the early Christians were?

      What on earth are you thinking? Lots of Muslims still accuse Christians of being polytheists. Because they don't get it. Just as you misunderstood what the Trinity is, with your "Jesus praying to himself" comment. Christians were also accused of being cannibals; do you think that proves they were? Or do you recognize that sometimes, accusations are based on misunderstandings?

      Mind you, I'm not claiming that the earliest Christians would have been able to articulate the Trinity by a Nicaean-style creed. We can read the progression of how they struggled to express the relationship between the Father and the Son and the Spirit. If want to you think that Mormon-style polytheism was anywhere on the radar, it's going to require more than "Jews accused Christians of polytheism."

    217. Re:Inevitably.. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with where you are coming from is that there is no rendition of the story that, given in a modern context, wouldn't result in the psychotic ward. The details don't matter. It's an example of a story where any rational modern party would dismiss it, caveat the normal exception that perfectly rational people will often excuse their religious beliefs from their otherwise normal rational way of carrying themselves.

      And you are right on my interpretation. My interpretation of the story is that, supposing the event were real at all and not fictionalized, someone clearly chased the pigs off a cliff. Pigs don't run off of cliffs, generally speaking.

      The rational thing to do is conclude they were chased. I cannot be talked into believing the story. That's irrational.

      C//

    218. Re:Inevitably.. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      IT is my personal belief that if the entire country were to practice polygamy, the negatives would out weigh the benefits.


      However, it is also my belief that people should be free to do what ever they want. So if 2, 5, 10 or 100 consenting adults (being any mix of male and female) want to get married, they should be free to do so.


      But, I would say that companies should be free to limit the number of dependents when covering for healthcare and benefits. And on that note, I personally think that the government should remove all tax breaks for being married and for children.

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    219. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith was widely accused of bank fraud and had several lawsuits and indictments leveled against him.
      So? If you found a bank which goes under, people are going to naturally accuse you of fraud. That does not mean that fraud occurred. There was a depression and people were looking for someone to blame. Big deal.

      A warrant was issued for his arrest. He spent time in jail.
      Yeah, so? He was never convicted of anything. He had a number of warrants issued and he spent several stays in various jails. He was murdered in cold blood by a mob while in jail. We release innocent people periodically in todays day and age (even people who are convicted who are found innocent). The fact that he spent time in jail is not an indicator of guilt.

      What is telling, though, is that one of those arrest was accompanied by an extermination order. That's right. The govenor of Missouri signed an executive order that every "mormon" leave Missouri or be killed without trial or mercy. While Joseph spent that time in jail, the people that he lead were being robed, murdered, and raped (the mobs did not wait for the LDS to leave). When the president of the US was petitioned they were told "Your cause is just, but I can do nothing for you."

      The fact that he was in jail says nothing about his character, but about others at the time.

      When Alpha830RulZ's questionable activity becomes a matter of legal and historical record, then maybe you can come back and make a worthwhile comparison, eh?
      It is already just as legitimate as the repeated claims against Joseph. History is a record of what people say has happened. The accusation against Alpha830RulZ has been made, and is now historical. While it was poorly delivered, it is a properly framed comparison. If lots of people hated Alpha830RulZ, there would be a corresponding number of accusations.
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    220. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      That's not quite true. At least you are making sane statements, which is far better than many in this thread.

      In reguards to the original mormon belief of polygamy, you would need to refer to The Book of Mormon, which was published before the first "Mormon Church" was organized. The section I refer to is Jacob 2:23-30. Pay particular attention to verse 30. Note also that this passage talks about David and Solomon, but not Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, and other biblical polygamists. It has always been doctrine that God periodically commands polygamy, but that it is a sin otherwise.

      The question then is not one of doctrine, but of authority. Did Wilford Woodruff have the authority from God to make that declaration.

      Your second accusation regarding Africans is interesting. I hadn't heard that before. It makes sense though. It was something that was going to happen eventually, and that sounds like a good trigger to me.

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    221. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked into this handbook, so I haven't a clue what it could possibly say that would cause them to not want it publicized.
      It's more complicated than that. It's not what's in the book, but what may change in future printings. If something changes in church policy, the accusation can be made that church leaders are not inspired of God because they didn't "get it right" the first time. I know, it's lame, but so are most of the lies in the "easy to obtain info" that you mention. I think they might also fear people misprinting sections of it. Sometimes a small "accidental" mistake in a "commentary" can be quite controversial.

      Make no mistake, LDS/Mormans are not Christians. Similar values, though.
      By your standard, perhaps. The things we believe are more "Christian" that a lot of the things I hear that many "Christian" churches preach. Probably the only fundamental difference you can really point to is that we do not believe in a closed cannon. I'd like to note that there is no good Biblical reason for believing in a closed cannon, so it's all academic anyway (please don't quote the passage in Revelations; I don't want to spend the time debunking that one again; I will if you insist).

      I'm not trying to flame or troll.
      I believe you. Likewise I don't mean to attack you back. I'm just speaking boldly.
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    222. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S who Anonymous Coward is! It all makes sense now!

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    223. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Saved from what? Non-existence and isolation.
      Whoa. I was glancing through, looking at your opinion, but I have to stop right there and comment. Mormonism does not hold non-existence as one of the eternal options. There is nothing doctrinal that I can think of to support full isolation either. It's true that there are at least 6 types of final destinations, but that is hardly isolation. I'd like a reference.

      "Saved from what?"
      If I may add my two cents... The short answer is: to be saved from the devil. A longer, and slightly more correct answer might be: to be saved from the consequences of past choices that the devil convinced you to make which are contrary to the commandments of God and lead to future pain and suffering.
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    224. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1
      You're right. I should not have said non-existence. Disorganized existence would maybe be the words Brigham Young would have used. See below. The Atonement of Christ saves us from a disorganized existence.

      Regarding isolation, we believe that you cannot enter into the highest degree of the celestial kingdom unless you have entered into the new and everlasting covenant of marriage -- i.e. you have been sealed. Remember that we are sealed to our parents, sealed to our spouses, and sealed to our children. Why are we sealed? To bind us together as a family; to covenant with each other to preserve our relationships. I find it interesting that the highest ordinance we perform in our temples is the sealing ordinance.

      http://www.journalofdiscourses.org/Vol_01/refJDvol1-53.html

      Life and death are set before us, and we are at liberty to choose which we will.
      ...
      To me, these principles are like the vision of open day upon this beautiful earth. Life and death are easily understood in the light of the Holy Ghost,but, like every thing else, they are hard to be understood in its absence.

      To choose life is to choose an eternal existence in an organized capacity: to refuse life and choose death is to refuse an eternal existence in an organized capacity, and be contented to become decomposed, and return again to native element.

      Life is an accumulation of every property and principle that is calculated to enrich, to ennoble, to enlarge, and to increase, in every particular,the dominion of individual man. To me, life would signify an extension.I have the privilege of spreading abroad, of enlarging my borders, of increasing in endless knowledge, wisdom, and power, and in every gift of God.

      To live as I am, without progress, is not life, in fact we may say that is impossible. There is no such principle in existence, neither can there be. All organized existence is in progress, either to an endless advancement in eternal perfections, or back to dissolution. You may explore all the eternities that have been, were it possible, then come to that which we now understand according to the principles of natural philosophy, and where is there an element, an individual living thing, an organized body, of whatever nature, that continues as it is? IT CAN NOT BE FOUND. All things that have come within the bounds of man's limited knowledge-the things he naturally understands, teach him, that there is no period, in all the eternities,wherein organized existence will become stationary, that it cannot advance in knowledge, wisdom, power, and glory.

      If a man could ever arrive at the point that would put an end to the accumulation of life-the point at which he could increase no more, and advance no further, we should naturally say he commenced to decrease at the same point. Again, when he has gained the zenith of knowledge, wisdom, and power,it is the point at which he begins to retrograde; his natural abilities will begin to contract, and so he will continue to decrease, until all he knew is lost in the chaos of forgetfulness. As we understand naturally,this is the conclusion we must come to, if a termination to the increase of life and the acquisition of knowledge is true.
      ...
      If mankind will choose the opposite to life held out in the Gospel,it will lead them to dissolution, to decomposition, to death; they will be destroyed. but not as it is commonly understood. For instance, we would have destroyed more of the material called flour, had we possessed it this spring in greater abundance. We should have destroyed more of the wood that grows on the mountains, could we have got it with more ease, which seems to us to be utterly destroyed when it is consumed, with fire. But such is not the case, it will exist in native element. That which is consumed by eating, or by burning is nothing more than simply reduced to another shape, in which it is ready for another process of action.
    225. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      ware are you getting your info? Moses didn't start Judaism, Uh, it can be said that he did. It can be said in a substantial way.

      nor did God impart special knowledge to him to teach to people. Yes, he did. Anything in Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy that aren't in Genesis are attributed directly to Moses. The 10 commandments are a very notable teaching that came through Moses. Things in Genesis may also be attributed to Moses.

      Moses was a Jew, the Jews already believed in God, moses just said he had the backing of God, and would free them from Egyptian enslavement. the old testament, basically the laws of Jewish society was created long before that. No, they weren't. The first 5 books were supposedly written by Moses, including Genesis.

      again Jesus did not create Christianity but rather his disciples decedents(I think 3 generations later, after they figured out Jesus second coming was not going to be any time soon and actually started righting down the bible) I think you mean "compiling" the bible from whatever books were both left and thought to be authentic. You are correct, though, that the Bible didn't exist as such for a long time after Christ.
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    226. Re:Inevitably.. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      In regards to "holy places", yes, that falls in the pearls-before-swine category. The teachings and ordinances there are ones that non-members are not prepared to understand. Frankly, we'd rather be mocked about being secretive than be mocked about our temple beliefs. A members-only policy also helps with the atmosphere. Everywhere in the building is kept quiet. People whisper and are very kind. It is a place where the Spirit of the Lord can be felt strongly. The last thing we need is a flock of tourists who really don't understand that we want to be alone with our thoughts and our God. Our Sunday services are totally different. With children making a fuss, people talking (hypothetically in the hallway), and visitors welcome to introduce minor disruptions everywhere.

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    227. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      As I tried to explain above in a non-explicit way, what I was attempting to convey by using the word isolation is to be in a state where we don't have these relationships with our family. And of course, when you are sealed both upstream and downstream and sideways your family is essentially everyone.

    228. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Don't bother arguing, Jean. He's basically quoting from the Mormon "how to convert Christian" handbook. Unfortunately for him, you actually know your stuff and the handbook doesn't have a follow up question after their "jews argued monotheism" is debunked.


    229. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      You do realize that today's translations of the Old Testament come from the original Hebrew? "Their own language" was Hebrew. And just in the past 50 years we have discovered older and older copies of the original Hebrew. Sure enough, the copies are remarkably accurate.

      The "it's just a translation" argument may have worked back in the 1800's, but modern history and language advances now allow us to be certain of current translations. Or in the very least, we have the original language and can debate amongst ourselves what is and what is not ambiguous. Don't just sit back and accept it when someone tells you our current translations are bad ... please take the time and check for yourself.


    230. Re:Inevitably.. by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Just because it says "Holy Bible" doesn't mean it is. You'll want to read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith_Translation_of_the_Bible

    231. Re:Inevitably.. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The LDS book of scripture shown in the picture linked above contains the text of the King James Version of the Bible, not the text of the Joseph Smith Translation of the Bible. Some excerpts of the Joseph Smith Translation text are included in footnotes and endnotes (which is not sufficient to reconstitute the entire JST version), and, more often than not, are not read in LDS church services.

  3. How come nobody ever learns from this? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd think after the Swiss bank debacle it'd be pretty well known that trying to suppress this kind of information (particularly when it's distributed by an international organization), just guarantees that it will be more widely disseminated than it'd otherwise have been.

    Someone circulate a memo about the Steisand effect to the lawyers of the US.

    1. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by peragrin · · Score: 0

      Deeply religious people don't learn from the mistakes of others on the first try. In fact most people can't wrap their head around the idea of global communications and a global economy. Take a look at efforts to censor, or even tap into the internet.

      Everyone is trying to limit information on an unlimited information supply. They can't understand what the word unlimited really means.

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    2. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by dissy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everyone is trying to limit information on an unlimited information supply. They can't understand what the word unlimited really means. You mean they all work at comcast?

    3. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      See, the thing is, everyone thinks money=intelligence. "If you're so damned smart, why ain't you rich?"

      But there is no real correlation between intelligence and wealth. The wealthy can afford better schools, but education != intelligence.

      These people are used to getting their own way, they're used to the law ALWAYS working for THEM and can't imagine that there's the slightest possibililty that they, spoiled brats that they are, can't have things exactly as they want them to be.

      To quote Mr. T: "I pity the foo's".

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    4. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of organisations do learn from this. It's just there will always be an occasional few who don't. We don't hear about Sony, or Monsanto or Catholic church or whoever not suing wikileaks and we don't know whether this is because Wikileaks has nothing they want to suppress or that they have learned not to draw attention to themselves.

    5. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by polar+red · · Score: 1

      more widely disseminated than it'd otherwise have been. maybe it's a datastorage strategy ?
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    6. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no! You're going about it the wrong way.

      You should attempt to get all memos about the Steisand effect banned!

    7. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Calmiche · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yah, but what is so sad is that the LDS church has a HUGE online presence, uses the internet on a frequent basis to distribute media and is an early adopter of a lot of technology.

      Secondly, these books aren't secret. Any member can walk into any LDS distribution center and pick up a copy. I've got a copy. 95% of the book is on how meetings run, proper activities for youth, how to distribute tithing and how to put in requisition forms for repairs.

      However, there are sections on church doctrine and rules. These are more solid rules than what is generally liked in the church. It gives hard and fast examples of improper conduct and what the church response is to them.

      The basic idea is that people should govern themselves. If you give them a hard and fast rule, some types of people will see how close they can get to that rule without breaking it. Not a good way to live a christian life.

      As a lifelong member of the LDS church, I'm extremely disappointed in how church lawyers and officials are handling this. It's not SECRET. It's PRIVATE. There's a big difference that some church members just don't seem to get.

    8. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered that there really isn't anything to hide here? Perhaps the Mormons are using reverse psychology to get their document more widely read.

      Isn't the handbook already read by millions of Mormons around the world? And don't they have something like 50,000 missionaries dedicated to trying to get everyone to learn more about their church?

    9. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thought "unlimited" was established. 5-30GB/month, then you have to call customer support to get turned back on or pay extra for a 2nd account.

    10. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Yah, but what is so sad is that the LDS church has a HUGE online presence, uses the internet on a frequent basis to distribute media and is an early adopter of a lot of technology.

      Secondly, these books aren't secret. Any member can walk into any LDS distribution center and pick up a copy. I've got a copy. 95% of the book is on how meetings run, proper activities for youth, how to distribute tithing and how to put in requisition forms for repairs.

      Put these two facts together, add a third fact, let's say "giving out paper copies costs us money while having anyone interested download the book from an Internet site operated by someone else does not, especially if we can get free advertizing for the fact that it's available there", and what do you get ?-)

      These people are either morons or geniuses.

      Oh, and in Soviet Russia, informants sue YOU !

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    11. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As another LDS-born (for non-LDS, that simply means my parents were LDS, and I was baptized at age 8--I've since done a LOT of personal searching to make my own decisions about the church, thank you very much), I've read some of the older versions of the Handbook.

      My guess is that the real reason is that this is simply a copyrighted document and that its more about that than anything. I've never really understood the church's policy on keeping the GHI out of general circulation, but I don't really care. Book One (which is what this is) doesn't have anything major in it. I'd wager that there are a LOT of the LDS sladshdotters that have had a chance to read it for one reason or another. Generally speaking, any LDS member that wants a peek at it can ask their bishop if they can read what the handbook says about a specific subject, and generally most bishops will say yes.

      The reason its private? I have not idea, but I've never really cared. Is wikiLeaks doing the 'right thing' here? I don't really care. Is the LDS church doing the 'right thing' here? Who knows. I have a suspicion that this is one of those areas where its the lawyers that the church hires making a decision, rather than the President of the church. That's just how it goes.

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    12. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could not be more wrong on your last statement. It isn't private. You (generalized here) as an organization will constantly seek new membership, with little regard where you get it. That makes this a very public matter indeed, not even private.

      Otherwise, you are essentially saying your goal in life is to get people into something you are purposely misleading/hiding information about from them. Also not a very christian way to live.

    13. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise, you are essentially saying your goal in life is to get people into something you are purposely misleading/hiding information about from them. Also not a very christian way to live.

      Not commenting on the case at hand, but on this point: Keeping doctrine from new believers is actually a very old, very original christian tradition. See 1 Cor. 1:2, and Heb. 5:12.

    14. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Reading verses out of context seems to be a very old christian habit too, probably ever since they divided the Scriptures into verses.... Unfortunately some non-christians never got rid of that habit either.

      If you care to read the whole of the letters those references where taken from, you might realize that not only do the writers mention the "more advanced" teachings, but that they are also anxious that the followers might learn and understand them - in both cases the believers are not "new" converts, but long-time disciples that seem to have never bothered to even apply the basics in their life.

      Keeping advanced doctrine from followers in order to mislead them is one thing, not to be confused with first laying a basis with basic doctrine and from there on moving to advanced topics. You learned addition before you did calculus, right?

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    15. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      If they had any sense, they wouldn't be a religion.

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    16. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Actually there is a correlation.
      Globally it is .62

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations

    17. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      To quote Mr. T: "I pity the foo's".
      Mr. T's right. The LDS really should have gone with Hitachi.
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    18. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very very true. I wouldn't have given this a second glance otherwise. Now I have my own copy :)

    19. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      ... but I don't really care.

      ... but I've never really cared. ... I don't really care. ... Who knows. ... That's just how it goes.

      Are you sure you aren't a Nihilist?

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    20. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, too, am LDS, and if I ever have a question about a policy, my past experience has been that my Bishops would be more than happy to let me read it straight from the manual if I asked.

      More recently, I also now have complete access to the manuals at any time because of my current lay-service position in a local congregation of the Church. There is nothing super-secret in them (sorry to disappoint those of you conspiracy theorists looking for some dark secrets or cult-like craziness). Regardless, if the Church wants to restrict access to the books, that is entirely up to them, not you or I.

      Re-publishing the Church's books in their entirety without the Church's permission is just as wrong as if you or I were to make a pirate version of a Harry Potter book and turn around and sell it (or even give it away for free). The LDS Church lawyers have every right (and some would argue even a responsibility) to ask copyright infringers to stop infringing the Church's copyrights.

      This is not "gagging" or censorship. In fact, the Church apparently concedes that even notorious detractors of the Church are free to quote up to 50 words at a time under the "fair use clause" of copyright law (as reported in the wikileaks article I read). But I think it would be hard for anybody to claim that re-publishing a book in its entirety without permission is "fair use." That is exactly what wikileaks has done.

      -Doug K. (not an AC, I just don't typically sign up for accounts, even on slashdot)

    21. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I've never really understood the church's policy on keeping the GHI out of general circulation I'd guess it's the reason your parent post gave:

      The basic idea is that people should govern themselves. If you give them a hard and fast rule, some types of people will see how close they can get to that rule without breaking it. Not a good way to live a christian life. It's true, in my experience, and it's not the type of behavior the Church wants to encourage.

      Recall that the Jews received a huge list of do's and don'ts, and look where it got them (scripturally speaking, I'm not talking about anything post-300 A.D.); Christ rarely taught "do this, don't do that" in the New Testament, instead he taught "love your neighbor" and such.
    22. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by nathankennard · · Score: 1

      "Any member can walk into any LDS distribution center and pick up a copy." So as a former member I cannot get it, but my legion of disbelieving but still on-the-books Mormon friends can just go pick up a copy? Although that seems unlikely, I think I will test your assertion. I will get back with you.

    23. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, private? Do tell?

      My understanding is that one of the activities for youth is to have them go door to door trying to convert "unbelievers". And the (private) stated intent is not to accomplish the given goal. The (private) stated intent is to brainwash the youths going to door to door into believing LDS is the only thing for them in the world. Get a kid to try to sell something to a thousand people and reward them for being "good" and "proper" for doing so, and that kid will accept your product unquestioningly. You have given them the goal of doing the same to others.

      Brainwashing, cults, and 500 women living in a compound run by men. Welcome to the United States of LDS.

      But you are above that, right? Because your church's doctrine is private?

    24. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by mounthood · · Score: 1

      See, the thing is, everyone thinks money=intelligence. "If you're so damned smart, why ain't you rich?" Sorry, but this is slashdot, so I just have to say this. "If" is cause, not correlation. If Smart then Rich. And it's a valid argument: If you haven't taken the time to become rich, or sociable, or fashionable/cool, or powerful, etc... then why should we think you're smart. Smart is as smart does.
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    25. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      What does that mean for all of us Mormon warez kiddies out here?

      I emailed the last Harry Potter book to all of my friends before it was released (I did so in a effort to decrease Harry Potter sales).

      These manuals have been on the Internet for over 10 years. Wikileaks is kidding itself!

      Intellectual Reserve, Inc. (the owner of Mormon intellectual property) has a lot to learn about intellectual property rights and the Lord's GPL!

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      -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
    26. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is whatever they make it. This is a result of the LDS continual struggle to exert control over the religion so that the religion can live and breathe as times change (a little similar to what the Catholic Church did to unify the doctrine from 400-1000 CE--texts cede to doctrine). It seems the reigns are too tight in this case, and hopefully they will be quickly loosened.

    27. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      hmm. interesting point.

      additionally, they seem to be working hard to distance themselves from the FLDS people, what with the whole thing in texas, so this seems to be a pretty good method for that.

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    28. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      IF there is no correlation between A and B THEN A does not cause B and B does not cause A.

      The rich see life as a game where the guy who dies with the most stuff wins, while the wise know the opposite is true.

      "It seems such a waste of time, if that's what it's all about, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out." -Billy Joel

      --
      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    29. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      But there is no real correlation between intelligence and wealth. The wealthy can afford better schools, but education != intelligence. False. "The American Psychological Association's report Intelligence: Knowns and Unknowns[13] states that IQ scores account for about one-fourth of the social status variance and one-sixth of the income variance." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient#Income
    30. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by wandm · · Score: 1

      The basic idea is that people should govern themselves. If you give them a hard and fast rule, some types of people will see how close they can get to that rule without breaking it. Not a good way to live a christian life. Well, if I'd give 10% of my income away as tithes, I'd demand some pretty damn good governing for that kinda money, with bells and whistles!
    31. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said Calmiche.

    32. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Because lawyers see an opportunity to bill a client.

      Its all about the Benjamins!

    33. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tempted to mod you OT because I'm not sure how this has anything to do with being spoiled or being wealthy. Would you mind clarifying?

      (and no, I'm definitely not LDS)

      Also, there is a certain correlation between intelligence and wealth. Being intelligent will increase your odds of getting rich (if you use your intelligence towards that goal). I'm not saying that you have to be intelligent to be rich (i.e. all rich people aren't intelligent, e.g. you can be born wealthy) and I'm not saying all intelligent people inevitably become rich, but nonetheless, most of the really wealthy people in this country are people who made intelligent (and sometimes risky) decisions to begin with. Intelligence helps, and being dumb certainly doesn't.

      In any case, could you please clarify your post?

    34. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, but what is so sad is that the LDS church has a HUGE online presence, uses the internet on a frequent basis to distribute media and is an early adopter of a lot of technology.

      Secondly, these books aren't secret. Any member can walk into any LDS distribution center and pick up a copy. I've got a copy. 95% of the book is on how meetings run, proper activities for youth, how to distribute tithing and how to put in requisition forms for repairs.

      However, there are sections on church doctrine and rules. These are more solid rules than what is generally liked in the church. It gives hard and fast examples of improper conduct and what the church response is to them.

      The basic idea is that people should govern themselves. If you give them a hard and fast rule, some types of people will see how close they can get to that rule without breaking it. Not a good way to live a christian life.

      As a lifelong member of the LDS church, I'm extremely disappointed in how church lawyers and officials are handling this. It's not SECRET. It's PRIVATE. There's a big difference that some church members just don't seem to get. You can't buy either book 1 or 2 at distribution centers.

      They are *only* distributed too Branch President, bishops, district presidents, Stake presidents.

      Sections of each book can be distributed to various auxilarly leaders.

      But, you're right, its mostly just how to run meetings etc.
    35. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a lifelong member of the LDS church, I'm extremely disappointed in how church lawyers and officials are handling this.


      Why should you be surprised? When he was killed, Joseph Smith was in jail. Why was he in jail? He used his position as mayor of Nauvoo to supress a newspaper that was critical of the Mormon church.

      This is nothing new for the Mormon church, they have ALWAYS tried to use their money and power to supress criticism.
    36. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While members can purchase lots of the sections of the manual, they cannot purchase all of it. They can walk into any bishop's office and read all of it. But the Mormon Church has the same desire to control its copyrighted material as Disney does. Why do we understand it when Disney does it but not when others do?

    37. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      That would be true. Except there isn't anything in there that would surprise anybody who has been seriously studying us for more than a few days.

      Just because an organization (religious, political, or business) is recruiting members dosnt mean you have to tell them everything about how you work internally before they join.

    38. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      The law always worked for us? Wow. Have you ever actually looked at LDS history?

    39. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by atamido · · Score: 1

      It is also worth noting that the handbooks are guidelines, or a starting point. What to do in a given situation can, and often does, vary depending on many things (specifically guidance from the Spirit).

      It can become an issue when people read the list of "what to do in X situation" and then freak out when the one in authority does something completely different. Many people have difficulty understanding that every situation is different.

      This is all in addition to what was said about people needing to work things out, and not try to see how close to the line they can get.

    40. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are wealthy, leaders of any church (any large organization actually) are wealthy. Even that church whose priests claim to have taken a vow of povery's leaders are wealthy; I 'd love to have a house like the Sistine Chapel and be chauffered in a car that costs what the popemobile costs.

      The wealthy are spoiled and jaded; at least, the wealthy people I've met all are.

      That said, now I am being OT - one of slashdot's failings is to not let someone mod a topic they are commenting in, yet allow anonymous posts which let them post AC in the thread they're not supposed to be commenting in.

      I do see how that particular comment could be seen as offtopic.

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    41. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fyi, I didn't mod you anything as I was waiting for clarification.

      I'm still waiting... Specifically, what does the issue brought up by this article have to do with being spoiled? Is defending your copyright being "spoiled"?

      Sure, copyright can have to do with wealth and greed (e.g. the RIAA doesn't want people to enjoy the music of the artists they represent without paying rights for that music), but in this case, I don't think they're concerned about people distributing the book without paying rights. They're concerned about people distributing the book - period.

      I'm not sure I understand your point... Are you trying to say the copyright is illegitimate and they're just trying to bully people because they're used to "getting what they want"?

    42. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Not for LDS, for the rich. The law doesn't work for me either, it works for my employer. In LDS's early days, Utah wasn't controlled by your church and I doubt its elders were rich.

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    43. Re:How come nobody ever learns from this? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      in this case, I don't think they're concerned about people distributing the book without paying rights. They're concerned about people distributing the book - period.

      Which is exactly counter to the purpose of US copyright, but has nothing to do with my argument.

      What I'm saying to those who ask "how can these people be so stupid as to think that you can keep a book off of the internet" is that the people trying to are used to getting their way. They've gotten their way all their lives, and can't conceive of a situation where they can't get their way. The law has always worked for them, should always work for them, and they can't conceive of the law not working for them. If someone gets in their way, all they have to do is call the law, or call their lawyer.

      It's the polar opposite of poor Americans from the American ghetto who are used to not getting their way, can't concieve of any situation where they do get their way that doesn't involve firearms or drugs, have never had the law work for them and know damned well that the law never will work for them.

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  4. The standard tactic by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When heretics try to disperse reading material that the religious deem unsuitable for the public to read, the only choice that comes to mind is to burn and censor.

    1. Re:The standard tactic by dbIII · · Score: 1

      According to the old meaning the Mormons would be the heretics - but so would just about every extreme fundamentalist Christian Church as well. Ultimately it is really about politics between different sub-groups so "heresy" doesn't really apply.

    2. Re:The standard tactic by polar+red · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      every Christian Church as well. voila, fixed it for you.
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    3. Re:The standard tactic by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstand how the word "heretics" is used. Heretics can be whoever the Church wants to label as such, for whatever reason, stated or not, they desire.

    4. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only choice that comes to mind is to burn and censor ... the religious
    5. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every Protestant church as well.

      fixed yet again.

    6. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent troll

    7. Re:The standard tactic by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Ultimately it is really about politics between different sub-groups so "heresy" doesn't really apply. I thought that in most cases, "heresy" is ultimately about politics between different sub-groups.
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    8. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent troll for advocating violence toward human beings.

    9. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the fact that MY TAX DOLLARS HAVE PROPPED UP TAX-FREE CHURCHES in this country across the board, I demand that they shut the fuck up about all this shit.

      If you want to have copyrights and private books and go around suing tax-payers, then you need to stop sucking on the tax-payer's tit who subsidizes your idiotic belief in Mr. Magic Man In The Sky who encourages you to fuck your twelve year old children.

    10. Re:The standard tactic by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      You should really be demanding that they be shut down and that your tax dollars be returned to you.

    11. Re:The standard tactic by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      Quite true, but from that it does not follow that because something is being censored, it is unsuitable for the public to read. 'An animal is a cow' does not follow from 'a cow is an animal'.

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    12. Re:The standard tactic by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Considering Catholics would be heretic Jews, until Paul cam along and made them heretic pagans, you didn't do much to fix it.

      BTW I am a practicing Catholic. But I'm jut pointing out the definition of heritic is relative.

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    13. Re:The standard tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of the logical response... you know, a real, honest-to-god copyright infringement lawsuit.

      You can't tell me they don't own the copyright to a book they publish. Unless, of course, they're publishing it illegally...

    14. Re:The standard tactic by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Post literacy strikes again! There used to be a thing called a dictionary and the meaning of heretic listed therein is what I've used.

    15. Re:The standard tactic by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      And apparently you have looked up the wrong word.

  5. Cult. by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme.

    1. Re:Cult. by dc29A · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme. There is no difference between a religion and a cult. Well, a minor one: religion is a popular cult.
    2. Re:Cult. by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or a Special Forces group. Or any of several classified government groups. Or a (weird but true) philanthropic group such as the PEO.

    3. Re:Cult. by Ngarrang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I dunno. To some extent, I believe any corporation (church, business, whatever) has the right to some privacy about its inner workings. The Masons protect the privacy of their rituals. Businesses keep private how a product is made. And though I don't even consider it a church, the Church of Scientology even has the right to of privacy with their documents. Not everything has to be transparent and openly available. Even in a church. Those documents are accessible to members of the church, but not outsiders.

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    4. Re:Cult. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not really. Most of the major religions will allow you to leave their churches/temples without any problem. You can even convert to another religion with minimum fuss. For example, I'm Jewish. There's nothing to stop me from leaving my temple and joining another. (My wife and I have even discussed this very subject recently.) There's also nothing to stop me from leaving my temple, becoming Christian, and joining a church. (Beyond the fact that the Church's religious beliefs don't match with my own, of course.)

      In a cult, leaving the church is unthinkable and anyone who expresses a desire to do so is forcibly kept from doing so. Were I a member of a cult, expressing a desire to leave the group would likely result in my detention for "re-education" or perhaps in my "disappearance."

      You are kind of right about religions being popular cults, though. Most religions start out as cults and the either die out or ease up on the cult-like behaviors and merge more into society. Christianity was a cult when it first started, but over the years it integrated more into society to the point that it isn't considered a cult now.

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    5. Re:Cult. by eck011219 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not sure I agree. Many religions have confidential texts -- some are spiritual, some are operational.

      By that logic, a lot of organizations are cults, including corporations and governments. There's nothing inherently wrong with wanting to keep some policies public and some private -- the content of the policies is another matter, though (public OR private).

      IMO the stuff in this one is pretty dark and unpleasant. And keeping this particular stuff confidential doesn't allow a potential or current member to make an informed decision about their church. But in this case I think it's as much an issue of the policies as it is that they are (or were) confidential.

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    6. Re:Cult. by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe any corporation (church, business, whatever) has the right to some privacy about its inner workings
      Not being persons, they have no such inherent right, only the rights that we the people choose to bestow on them. Since you've voted "for some", I'll register my vote as "for considerably less than persons".
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    7. Re:Cult. by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      This includes the Roman Catholic Church who holds many secrets in the Vatican. Though I view them as a cult as well.

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    8. Re:Cult. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I realize this will get your statement will get you to +5 Insightful, but it is incorrect. A cult is defined by its secretiveness. Scientology definitely qualifies as both a religion and a cult. However the two terms are not mutually inclusive.

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    9. Re:Cult. by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 1

      True, 'Cults' are a term that popular religions use to derogate an uprising religion, just to maintain their own supremacy over the populace.
      Every major religion now was a 'Cult' sometime in the past, It just takes a critical mass to convert it into a full-fledged religion.

    10. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say a good definition for cult would be a group that hides information about beliefs and rituals from its lower orders and the general public. With this criteria, I'd say both the Masons and Scientology are cults, along with most churches, while a typical business or corporation is not.

    11. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Sorry but this is so much hype that it is silly.
      I am a member of the LDS church. That confidential handbook is just the bishops handbook. It is given to each bishop in every ward in the world. They hype about "normal" members not seeing it is just that hype. Just about every "normal" member has seen that and other confidential handbook you can imagine.
      I have only been a member for 8 years and I am not a high up in the church and I know everything that is in that handbook.
      So yea this is a lot of hype.
      BTW Most members of the church will at sometime in their life server in a leadership position. We don't have paid clergy so the members do all the work. In my ward right now I know of at least five people that have served as bishops maybe more since there are so many of them. Again this isn't some big secret. I suggest you take a look at the excerpts on wiki leak. They are not exactly shocking.
      What it comes down to is that the church holds the copyright to that handbook. The website that published it did so in violation of that copyright. No different that some company taking GPL code, taking out the GPL notice, and selling it.
      Maybe you should stop making statements out of a combination of arrogance and ignorance and visit an LDS ward near you and maybe get to know some of the members.
      BTW most of the leadership manuals but not the Bishop's manual are available on the Church website. LDS.org if you want to read them for yourself.

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    12. Re:Cult. by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Regardless of my personal views I think that is rather harsh. While I have witnessed many religious groups slowly become cults there is a glaring difference of note.

      Cults are absent of the betterment of the individual person but rather than leader only. Cults try to subvert the human will with total and complete obedience to the leader of a group or sect.

      Any religious group can become a cult if it elevates an individual over the greater good of the group but that doesn't make every religion a cult.

      BTW, if you can read this thank a religious monk.

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    13. Re:Cult. by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The book isn't exactly confidential. There is a distribution list. Every Church building has three copies. There are other copies for Temples and various other leaders.

      All in all, there are about 250k copies of this book provided for 10,000,000+ members.

      If a member wants to discuss a point of Church business (how is the opening song selected, can we use toasted rye bread for Sacrament, could I be excommunicated for having an abortion), the member can ask their leader to show them why and how.

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    14. Re:Cult. by swillden · · Score: 1

      IMO the stuff in this one is pretty dark and unpleasant.

      What do you see that's "dark and unpleasant"?

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    15. Re:Cult. by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For example, I'm Jewish. There's nothing to stop me from leaving my temple and joining another. (My wife and I have even discussed this very subject recently.) There's also nothing to stop me from leaving my temple, becoming Christian, and joining a church. (Beyond the fact that the Church's religious beliefs don't match with my own, of course.)

      Oh really...

      The Torah states:
      Deuteronomy 13:6-10:
      If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; [Namely], of the gods of the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
    16. Re:Cult. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference between a cult and a religion is that cults have to keep their texts secret religions just keep them private ....

      See: Freedom fighters and Terrorists

      As some one above said the text is freely available but only to members ... i.e. it is private but not secret

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    17. Re:Cult. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, why shouldn't a church have the same right to privacy that any other organization has? If members don't like it, they can vote with their feet. And that is the difference between a church and a cult.

      A church can pressure its straying members with ghostly harm; that's really between the church and the member, it's nobody else's business, especially the government's. A cult pressures its straying member with harm to his reputation, his relationships, his economic and indeed physical well being. This is all stuff that is well regulated under common law; being a church gives you no particular first amendment protection against the consequences of wrongful actions in this sphere.

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    18. Re:Cult. by value_added · · Score: 1

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme.

      That may be true for those with a preference for a limited, postmodern or otherwise politically-correct interpretation of religeon (or rituals in general), but it's hardly the case. The Wiki article on Initiation would be a good starting point.

      As a trivial or at least understandable example, take adulthood. No one associates the terms "confidential" or "handbook" with the concept, but the rites of initation associated with achieving adulthood take on countless forms, even today; circumcision, graduation, reaching the age of puberty, or ordinary hazing are just a few examples. If those rites aren't deliberately kept secret, they're not discussed openly or casually. Similarly, what's associated with adulthood isn't something that's discussed with those who haven't gone through the rite of passage or otherwise achieved it, i.e. sex and marriage are off-topic for the youngsters.

      That's not to say the Mormon Church isn't based on nutty ideas, but only that there's a perfectly reasonable if not an age-old justification for their wanting to keep secrets secret. Would you want your underwear (magic, or otherwise) to be on someone else's Facebook page?

    19. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme. Not at all. Many people, businesses and other organizations have information that they desire to keep private:

      * Businesses keep business plans confidential.
      * Individuals keep journals private.
      * Hospital patients keep medical records confidential.
      * Everyone keeps financial records private.
      * Governments keep disaster response plans private.

      The existence of private information isn't an indication that something sinister is going on; it's simply an acknowledgment that people can distort and abuse information. This is especially true when it is taken out of context, which happens all to often (and especially when the organization in question has enemies).

      I've read the CHOI. There's nothing particularly unusual in there. And I bet the Church legal department is aware of the Streisand effect. My guess is that it's not about defending the material per se; I bet any legal professional would tell you that an organization like the Church *must* defend their copyright or risk setting a precedent in which no copyright can be defended.
    20. Re:Cult. by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

      For example, I'm Jewish.

      Stop invoking Godwin's Law!

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    21. Re:Cult. by eck011219 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of the tenets are quite exclusionary -- if you're planning a transgender operation, for example, you may not be baptized.

      Perhaps "dark and unpleasant" was a careless choice of words -- maybe "restrictive and archaic" would be better. I was referring more to the strongly discouraged practices such as surrogate parenting, voluntary sterilization, and so on. I guess it's not significantly different from other churches, but I didn't dig too deeply through the rest of the document.

      I guess religions are, in part, inherently exclusionary (as is anything with members). So maybe I need to just let them do their thing. It's just that they and other religions keep so much from their members that the members may not realize what the elders are being instructed to do. I guess some call it faith, but I call it uneducated decision making.

      Which is probably why I'm a Unitarian. And even we have our questionable practices (if anything ever gets out of committee).

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    22. Re:Cult. by VirtualGathis · · Score: 1

      You have an interesting point. Lets explore this just a bit. Here are a few facts that you have left out. All organized religions have confidential works. The Catholic Church has always had confidential information that was not intended for the masses and was reserved for the priests and leaders. The protestant faiths practice this through the schooling required to become a licensed minister, pastor, ect... The Jewish faith has from the beginning had such sacred knowledge that was intended for the priesthood and not the general congregation. Other faiths like Buddhism, Muslim, Hinduism, Wicca, ect... also have such sacred "secret" works or knowledge that is not intended fro all the members. Therefore if we extrapolate your argument out all faiths everywhere are cults. Since this is plainly not true your argument is plainly false.

    23. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were mutually _inclusive_, _each_ would contain the other.. and therefore they would be the same thing. Unless of course you are talking about strict inclusion, in which case they would both be nothing.

    24. Re:Cult. by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      Not being persons, they have no such inherent right, only the rights that we the people choose to bestow on them. Since you've voted "for some", I'll register my vote as "for considerably less than persons". Actually, a corporation IS a legal person according to the law.
    25. Re:Cult. by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Christianity was a cult when it first started, but over the years it integrated more into society to the point that it isn't considered a cult now.


      Christianity is a direct descendant of Judaism. So, in essence, some people who were Jews (or close to judaistic beliefs) splintered from Judaism and started their own religion.

      This is why I despise religions. It's that whole, "Any who don't believe the way we believe are going to {{insert a word that is horrific to most people}}." You are all screaming the same bullshit at each other.

      You call them a cult? I'm shocked.

    26. Re:Cult. by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Even if we agree or disagree with it, there is the concept of corporate personage. It was originally created so you had someone to sue, but has evolved tremendously.

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    27. Re:Cult. by just_forget_it · · Score: 2, Informative

      A religion doesn't have to physically prevent you from leaving in order to be a cult. I was a Jehovah's Witness for the first 20-odd years of my life. They use the threat of cutting off your friends and family to keep you in line. Since the church requires all relationships to be within the organization, they force you to wrap your entire life into it. It becomes your life. If you leave, you have nothing. In many cases, the families of people who have left won't even speak a word to them.

    28. Re:Cult. by Rolgar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This shouldn't be a troll since the definition of cult can be benign.

      According to the wikipedia dictionary:

      Cult: A group or doctrine with religious, philosophical or cultural identity sometimes viewed as a sect (sect: a group sharing particular (often unorthodox) political and/or religious beliefs), often existent on the margins of society and/or exploitative towards its members.

      Note that the last part of the definition of a cult is optional, which really means that most basic definition of cult means 'a group with religious identity sharing religious beliefs.' The connotation of a group that controls it's members doesn't really apply to the above post.

      I say this as a Catholic who recognizes that my Church is a cult. We are a minority in the world population (about 15% of the world population) and have many beliefs that outsiders and even many in our own church reject. Many people think the Church is out to control people, but those of us in the Church look at it differently, and I'm sure it's that way in many of the more popular cults.

      When I studied in seminary, we had a teacher that would tell the story of when he taught his first class at the school, it still had the name from the previous semester, 'Creed and Cult.' He walked in that first day, and told the students they would be studying Creed (from the Latin 'to believe') and that Cult would be practiced in the chapel afterward. In that context, the word also carries with it the type of worship (rituals) that the group uses to commune with God.

    29. Re:Cult. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      The Masons protect the privacy of their rituals. Businesses keep private how a product is made.

      What you're talking about are secrets. Secrets != privacy. Privacy is about a right to keep someone else from intruding on something that's private (like your naked body, your diary, your home). Privacy is more about something that's very personal.

      A secret is a fact you try to keep from other people, like the things you just mentioned. Nobody has a right to secrets.

      In this specific case, it isn't even a secret (someone pointed out that copies of this are freely available to LDS members, of which there are millions). This is neither secrecy, or privacy. The LDS just has some crazy notion that they can somehow keep this information from "getting out". Which is nuts. My guess is the centralized, small leadership of the LDS contributes to this.

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    30. Re:Cult. by ParanoiaBOTS · · Score: 1

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme. Technically by the definition of cult all religions are one. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cult 1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies. 4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
    31. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "IMO the stuff in this one is pretty dark and unpleasant."
      What do you find dark and unpleasant?
      If you really want to take a look at wiki leaks page on it? I am sure they picked the most inflammatory stuff they could find and none of it seems shocking to me.

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    32. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First question: what does Islam prescribe for converts to other religions? Prize question: is it a religion or a cult, then?

    33. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a cult, leaving the church is unthinkable and anyone who expresses a desire to do so is forcibly kept from doing so. Were I a member of a cult, expressing a desire to leave the group would likely result in my detention for "re-education" or perhaps in my "disappearance."

      Christianity was a cult when it first started

      All religions would seem to fit most of the definitions of a cult, some more than others. Unfortunately for your argument, the beginning days of Christianity don't fit the example that you gave. And even a formerly-accepted or tolerated religion can become unacceptable over time, such as when the Israelites were in Egypt during the rise of a new Pharoah who did not know the acts of Joseph and how he saved Egypt.

      -M

    34. Re:Cult. by Tom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the line isn't cut that clearly between black and white.

      For example, my mother converted from catholicism to protestantism. That fact is dully noted in my birth certificate. Why? From what I heard, this will make it more difficult for me should I ever want to marry or get other service in a catholic church. In other words: While it's not the same as re-education, they certainly actively discourage you from leaving, even going through your children.

      It's not really a problem, I didn't marry in a church at all and they can shove their whole god nonsense where the sun don't shine, but it does irk my mother and her entire arm of the family isn't too pleased. There is certainly some soft force at work.

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    35. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing a publicly-owned company (a corporation) with something else. A private business is entitled to the same privacy rights as anybody person. They pay taxes, can be audited, but the business itself can be as secret as the owners choose. Your desire to know more about the NSA (or a company working for the NSA) doesn't mean squat and shouldn't. If you want to know more, buy the company or become a politician in the case of government organizations. In the meantime you're just overextending what you believe is your right to know everything to things you don't need to know about.

      In this case the book is Copyright just like any book you were to publish. In the case of your own novel do you want it released to the public if you have decided to not do so yourself? Doubtful. Chances are you want to make money off it or, if it's something you care about, at least want it to come from you so readers know it is official and accurate vs. something posted and possibly changed. This is why Copyright law exists.

    36. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      As far as transgender operations one of the basic beliefs has to do with gender identity. I was shocked more by the fact that someone that had the operation could be baptized. So if you are undecided about your gender you must wait until you decide before you are baptized.
      Parenthood and children and families are very important in the church doctrine so I can understand the the surrogate parenting thing as well. Adoption is HIGHLY encouraged. Voluntary sterilization? Last time I checked that was changed. I believe that Bishops are now instructed that it is between the husband and wife. I could be wrong but even under the old manual it is just a recommendation. If you get a vasectomy that is really up to you.
      To be honest I am a member and I have not been a Bishop. I know several of them in my ward. Most wards will have several members that have been bishop so this isn't some secret. That book isn't a big secret and everything listed was stuff I knew except one.
      I didn't know that the church would allow someone that had a sex change be baptized. I feel that is a good thing.
      As far these ideas being backward or strange? Well some of our ideas are rather old. Like sending 10,000 people to help with the clean up after Katrina. Here is some of what they have been doing lately.
      http://www.lds.org/ldsfoundation/welfare/welcome/0,7133,1325-1-9,00.html

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    37. Re:Cult. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's a form of coercion though, and it's *far* more effective than physical restraint. I was in a cult for 3 years.. not something I'd want to repeat (and I'd agree there's a *huge* difference between a religion and a cult). It taught me just how easy it is to be manipulated.. half the people in there were either students or graduates - smart people, entirely locked into a system that was damn near impossible to get out of.

    38. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet any legal professional would tell you that an organization like the Church *must* defend their copyright or risk setting a precedent in which no copyright can be defended.

      For the nth time...
      This only applies to *trademarks*. There is no legal obligation to defend copyright and no legal implication if you fail to do so. (Unless anyone can show any precedent otherwise).

    39. Re:Cult. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Torah also instructs in the proper treatment of slaves and how to conduct sacrifices. There are things in the Torah that aren't actively practiced anymore for one reason or another. I don't know of any segment of Judaism that would seriously consider killing you if you left for another religion.

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    40. Re:Cult. by Fishead · · Score: 1

      My wife and I are Christians, and my mother-in-law has recently become a Jehova's Witness. This leads to an extra "special" relationship with my mother-in-law. But it evens out because my mother is a Mormon. Lets just say that our kids absolutely have to grow up knowing how to make their own decisions, and research what they believe thoroughly. If they forgo Christianity once they are old enough to make their own decision, that is their decision as it is my job to raise them in such a way that they can make decisions that are un-tainted by others.

    41. Re:Cult. by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      It's not secret doctrine. It's basically a management handbook. If you put a Mcdonald's manager's handbook on Wikileaks they would probably get their lawyers to have it taken down too. AFAIK the LDS church doesn't have secret doctrine, although they do have secret ritual. Which is sort of the religious equivalent of physical intimacy in a relationship, and kept private for the same reason.

    42. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cult" is a word used for an organization the speaker is certainly opposed to.

      "Religion" is used for an organization the speaker is not necessarily opposed to.

      also:

      "Terrorist" is a word someone uses for an aggressor the speaker is certainly opposed to.

      "Rebel" is a word someone uses for an aggressor the speaker is not necessarily opposed to.

    43. Re:Cult. by bigtimepie · · Score: 1

      Cult -noun
      1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.

      Cults (religions) aren't bad. Bad and harmful cults are bad (for example, mass suicides, etc).
      Cults (religions) that promote good are, of course, good (for example, thou shalt not kill, etc.).
      Simple enough.

      If you go to a church that worships a God and has rites or ceremonies (baptism? communion?) then you are a member of a cult (Religion!).

    44. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In a cult, leaving the church is unthinkable and anyone who expresses a desire to do so is forcibly kept from doing so."

      So.. Islam is a cult then, not a religion? The doctrine says that Muslims who try to leave the faith are to be killed. And this isn't like Bible Old Testament burnt offering stuff, it's live doctrine that they are supposed to, and sometimes do, follow.

    45. Re:Cult. by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

      I realize this will get your statement will get you to +5 Insightful, but it is incorrect. A cult is defined by its secretiveness. Scientology definitely qualifies as both a religion and a cult. However the two terms are not mutually inclusive. I think you meant mutually exclusive. To get back somewhat on topic - yes, Scientology is a cult in that if you try to leave you will likely be declared a SP and shunned (or worse - get targeted for attack) by the "church"
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    46. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to tell a cult from a religion: if they can afford an organ, they're a religion. It's much more difficult to distinguish between "religion" and "superstition." The former is more organized, I suppose.

    47. Re:Cult. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Not all religions insist that other religions are going to hell. Unitarianism especially stresses that all religions are a path to truth. Many others insist that the afterlife is determined by one's actions rather than one's beliefs.

      Even the Roman Catholic Church (one of those considered more political and conservative in nature) doesn't condemn people of other faiths to hell. The Pope recently prayed with a Muslim in a Mosque, stating that Islam and Christianity looked upon two faces of the same God.

    48. Re:Cult. by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      You should study more religions then. The vast majority say nothing of the sort. Christians wanting to convert people to Christianity frequently claim that other religions are based on the whole "how to avoid damnation" theme, but they're typically not.

    49. Re:Cult. by dmdavis · · Score: 1

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion You just made that up, didn't you?
      http://xkcd.com/285/
    50. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then I demand laws against corporate pedophilia and incest: no companies can merge until they have reached at least 18 years of age, and no executive or member of a board of one corporation may be a member of the board or executive of another.

    51. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but...

      Each group mentioned is made up of people, each person has a reasonable expectation to privacy, and thus does the combination of all the people in the group. That said, if a member of the group discloses that private information, unless they have signed an NDA, they are also within their rights. Even then once it is released, whomever it is released to has no obligation to keep it a secret unless another NDA is written and signed. The obvious exception to this is nation security and state secrets.

    52. Re:Cult. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Actually, a corporation IS a legal person according to the law.

      But they aren't a person, and can never be. A court can't declare me a non-person. I am a human being no matter what they say. The law could be changed tomorrow and all the corporations would cease to be persons. And the law was initially designed to treat them as a person to let large organizations operate efficiently as a person (imagine if every single shareholder had to sign every single paycheck), and to offer some protection to investors with no involvement in the operation of the business (shareholders and mutual fund investors).

      Since then, it has evolved to an entity that gives nearly 100% shielding for all legal liability for employees (never a design consideration for the first corporations) and investors involved in the operation of the business, as well as being a "person" with all the rights of, but none of the responsibilities. As soon as a corporation can have its charter revoked for a criminal act, then they will be persons, until then, they are super-people with rights that no person ever gets. Ford chooses to kill people with a poor gas tank design, stating in a memo they believe it to be unsafe and will result in deaths, but that the payouts will be less than the redesign. That would land a "person" in jail for murder, manslaughter, or such. But if they don't band the corporation from operation for a similar time, then they can't be a person. Instead, they pay cash for the right to kill, and no corporation has ever been shut down for killing people, short of declaring bankruptcy after losing a civil suit for a criminal action (not the way the "justice" system is supposed to work).

    53. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you even have a "confidential handbook", you're a cult, not a religion...or maybe a good old fashioned pyramid scheme. The bible used to be a "confidential handbook" at one point.

      This leads into many questions about what the "bible" is - a small collection of a few of the many sacred texts. But that is beside the point.

      For centuries monks tried to keep the bible confidential.

      Is Christianity not a "cult" anymore?
    54. Re:Cult. by bastion_xx · · Score: 1

      Deuteronomy is similar to Leviticus. The genre of the book is "law", and should be interpreted as such. One could postulate that a conversion from Judaism to Christian faith is not "serving another god", but a different interpretation of what composes God (i.e, the Trinity in Catholic/Christian beliefs).

    55. Re:Cult. by denobug · · Score: 1

      Yup they do. First they are considered a legal entity, giving a legally equal status as a person. Also secondly a corporation has no obligation on disclosing ALL of their inner workings and their rules and by laws to general public any more than required by law. The public traded corporation has more restriction than the privately held company. A privately held company (especially the one owned by one person) has no real obligation on telling you, for example, how they promote certain person or why they got fired, as long as they have proper reasoning and can explained to the government agencies when requested (by legal action, for example). They certainly don't have to tell you anything that would considered a "trade secret" as well.

      However I do see a difference on "not required" and "nice thing to do". I do think the LDS as an organization should not worry too much about the release of documents. They certainly have no good reason to broadcast the handbook, but I think it was nice to be able to read it and understand (especially for a non-LDS member) that this is an religious organization that has well thoughtout rules and bylaws that doesn't resemble a nut-job cult. Personally I respect the organization even more now that I have read the document itself, although I wouldn't be considering to become an LDS member any time soon.

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    56. Re:Cult. by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      In a cult, leaving the church is unthinkable and anyone who expresses a desire to do so is forcibly kept from doing so. Were I a member of a cult, expressing a desire to leave the group would likely result in my detention for "re-education" or perhaps in my "disappearance."


      Uh oh. Would that make Islam a cult?
    57. Re:Cult. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      So really people, individuals, didn't write this? Some entity known as a corporation (or other legal entity) wrote the documents? That's...interesting. I was unaware of any type of being unable to write a document other than a human being.

      People wrote this. People own it. People have copyright protection. If you don't believe in "corporate rights" it doesn't help your (or WikiLeaks') argument - get rid of the corporation (or other legal entity), and some people wrote the document, they have copyright protection.

    58. Re:Cult. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. If a corporation as an entity didn't own a copyright, the people within the company who wrote the material would own the copyright. Copyright ownership by a corporation makes things much simpler. But if the concept of corporate-assignable copyright went away, real, breathing, copyright-holding human beings still produced the material and would have ownership.

    59. Re:Cult. by Crane+Style · · Score: 1

      What if you have a non-confidential copyrighted handbook? Oh wait. There's nothing confidential about this document, other than it's being distributed incorrectly. All of the information is freely available online, you can even order a hard copy if you want. Cult...no, pyramid scheme...maybe.

    60. Re:Cult. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      As myself and others have said, I do not think the LDS Church is trying to "keep the information from getting out". I think they're simply enforcing a copyright they own - a perfectly legitimate pursuit.

      Nobody has a right to secrets. Please list here, for all to see, your full name, address, phone number, social security number, and bank account information.

      If you don't want to, or refuse to, then you've betrayed your lie - you believe you have a right to some secrets. Your profile doesn't even show your e-mail address.

      Secrecy is not the same as privacy, you're correct in that, however they are often inseparably intertwined.
    61. Re:Cult. by ittybad · · Score: 1

      Uh. Lemme see, how to put this....RT*C (read the constitution). Rights are not granted. Rights are protected. Our rights are rights until they are taken away by law. Some of those rights are harder to take away (those specifically mentioned in those founding documents, such as speech). Actually, some of the framers of the constitution (I think it was Hamilton, but I could be WAY wrong) did not want to include anything mentioning specific rights to avoid the concept that rights are given by the government. This concept extends to legal entities. They have all kinds of rights until we (the people) tell them they don't.

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    62. Re:Cult. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting comparison, I hadn't thought of that before.

    63. Re:Cult. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers...

      From my discussions with my Jewish friends, it is my understanding that most Jews believe that we believe in the same deity; differences arise in opinions about the nature of a certain rabbi from ~2000 years ago (and whether he really was the son of God, etc). So, going from a jewish faith to a christian (or probably even Muslim) organization down the street, I believe, is unlikely to earn you a stoning. ;)

      YMMV, IANJ so this may not be a tehcnically correct interpretation. ;)
    64. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I meant mutually inclusive. If you actually read the post I replied to, the poster was indicating they were.

    65. Re:Cult. by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Not all religions insist that other religions are going to hell.

      For example, Mormons believe that EVERYBODY GOES TO HEAVEN!
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    66. Re:Cult. by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insight from within the church. Really, I didn't mean to take a shot at the Mormon church (LDS, right?) in particular. I do personally have some reservations about how organized religions treat their flocks in general and with the concept of recruitment via missionary work, which is more what I was getting at.

      And when you put the baptism question that way, it makes more sense. Baptism kind of "presents" you to God and the church, right? So it would follow logically that you need to pin down who you are before that. (I could be wrong -- we UUs don't really have a dedication for babies/children and a Coming of Age later on in your teens, but as I think of it now, I've never been clear on the exact purpose of Baptism.)

      And on behalf of all of us, thank you for sending the 10,000 people to the Katrina zone. You did more than a) the government, and b) many other American denominations. I don't know what all the UUA did, but I know we didn't send that kind of manpower. I bet we discussed the hell out of it, though. :)

      I'll readily admit (even more readily after this) that I don't know as much about LDS as I could. I think there's a lot of publicly-perceived mystery surrounding your denomination more than most, which may set up more unfair public opinions about you guys. I know some of the reticence to be more visible is historical (you guys had a rough go of it when you came through the midwest here in the 1800s, as I understand it), and some is probably simply combat fatigue due to some of the more controversial offshoots who make all the news.

      Thanks for the corrections, though. Maybe I need to do a bit of reading other than Slashdot!

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    67. Re:Cult. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Please list here, for all to see, your full name, address, phone number, social security number, and bank account information.

      You seem to have confused keeping something secret, with someone going and invading your privacy. If I _did_ post that information, I would have no right to try to silence others who repeated it. That's the difference.

      I think they're simply enforcing a copyright they own - a perfectly legitimate pursuit.

      Nobody tries to enforce copyright law just to enforce copyright law. That's not an end. People enforce copyright law to protect something, most of the time revenue. The question here is, what is the LDS trying to protect?

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    68. Re:Cult. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      As I and others have repeatedly stated elsewhere, it's about precedent. If the church does not enforce its copyright on this manual, then it sets a precedent of not enforcing its copyrights - then others will try to use other Church-owned copyrights against the church (anyone who does this likely does it to defame or otherwise damage the Church) such as the Church's logo or name. The Church does not want people going around claiming to be missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaching things the Church does not believe.

    69. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is a cult. It is just so large that it seems like it is mainstream and normal. I was forced to be Catholic and I never believed any of their stuff. I get shunned by everyone when I say I am not Christian. But at least I'm not Mormon. I have Mormon friends and they seem lame to me. Clueless people, but their ignorance(faith) does make them happier (Utah has a very high level of antidepressant use compared to other populations)
      I can't count the number of times the Mormons try to get me to join them. Then the younger ones will not talk to me when they find out I am one of those nasty non religious types. They feel sorry for me, but I see how much better off I am so I actually feel sorry for them.

    70. Re:Cult. by prestonmichaelh · · Score: 2

      entice thee secretly

      This is a key phrase I think. If you step back at look at the intent laws of Deuteronomy, they are really mostly for the well being of the community at large (things like use the restroom outside of camp [Deut 23:12-13], etc.). This, in my interpretation, is more about someone who is in your community who is, to use a churchy phrase, sowing discord. It is basically someone who is going around trying to get you to do things you shouldn't and tempt you away from God. That person should be dealt with so they don't bring down the community. Is stoning a little harsh? Yes, but in those days, you couldn't just move the next suburb over and never see the guy again, or even really lock him up in jail since the Israelites at this time were basically nomads.

      What is doesn't really say to me is that someone wants to go live somewhere else or follow someone else's rules that you should hunt them down and stone them. Basically, just let them go. In the case of a Jewish person converting to another religion, as I understand things (I am not Jewish, but Christian), the reaction from their friends and family would range from not much changing them to treating them as dead or gone depending on the sect of Judisim they belong to. On the other hand, to put it in more early Biblical context, a Jewish leader today isn't likely to search out people who have left the faith and shame them or anything else, they are simply gone. If a person converted, however, and kept coming to synagogue meetings regularly trying to convert the people there, they would probably take issue with it and try to stop the person through some means (although not likely stoning today).
    71. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get marked as a Troll?

      Really - explain to me the difference between a religion and a cult?

    72. Re:Cult. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Not being persons, they have no such inherent right, only the rights that we the people choose to bestow on them. This is correct. Even as a matter of constitutional law, corporations cannot, for example, invoke the Fifth Amendment to avoid incriminating themselves.
    73. Re:Cult. by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the point. It may seem counterintuitive, but it is actually sometimes beneficial to groups to incite a bit of external animosity via their behaviors as a means of binding the group more strongly together because now they can think of themselves as being persecuted - legitimately or not.

    74. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well just for some more in site the clergy in our church is the flock and the flock is the clergy. I have only been a member for eight years so I have only had a few Bishops. One was an engineer for a biomedical firm. He designed joint replacement implants. The next one was an firefighter, and one after that worked for Florida Power and Light. The current one is a retired engineer that worked for Pratt and Whitney. We don't have paid clergy. As far as being Bishop you are called to that. Nobody that should be Bishop wants to be Bishop.
      As to the secrecy that is really limited to what happens in the temple. It isn't really secret. We consider it sacred. We do not even talk about it to each other outside of the temple out of respect for it. If you walked in the simple truth is you would probably find it very boring and frankly dull. To me it brings a wonderful feeling of inner peace.
      As to 10,000 people that went. They where not sent. In hundreds of Wards around the country a call went out. We are going to help on these days. If you can go bring your tent and tools to the church. Our little ward has about 200 active members. About 20 people went. My doctor wouldn't give me the OK to go :(
      As to missionary work. It really is a wonderful thing. We do not get that many converts. Maybe two or three will join in a good year. The Missionary program is great for the people that serve. Young men and woman go and serve people they don't even know. 19 year old boys spend two years without out distractions. My wife served a Spanish speaking mission in Southern California, I have friends that have served in Korea, Canada, Chile, France, and Las Vegas. The mission has changed each of their lives for the better. If you ask the people that they taught and joined I bet they would say that it changed their life for the better. I am sure that some don't but then they leave the church which they are free to do. I would say that less than one in three members actually are active in my ward and I think that is about average. Also if you choose to leave you are not shunned. We don't think that treating anyone poorly is very Christ like. Not to sayt that it never happens. We are only human and sometimes people act poorly. But it isn't church doctrine.

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    75. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I view [the Roman Catholic Church] as a cult as well. Thank you for displaying your bias and stupidity. I know to avoid you now.

    76. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that means mormonism isn't a cult. But that makes islam a cult - in islam, if you leave the faith, you're an infidel and can be killed for it... so, unless that is freedom, mormonism is NOT a cult, and islam IS a cult....

    77. Re:Cult. by benhattman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Christianity was a cult when it first started, but over the years it integrated more into society to the point that it isn't considered a cult now. This is really confusion due to a misnomer. Any religious beliefs that elevate a human to god-like status is a cult by definition. Yes, this includes worshiping Jesus or Mohammad. What you are referring to is how fringe religious groups are also called cults.

      So in short, every new religion is a cult. Christianity (so long as it worships a Christ) is a cult. Modern Judaism is probably not a cult, so long as they believe only in a God which no idol can display. Meanwhile, the deistic beliefs held by many thinkers (Einstein for instance) and many of the framers of the US of A would generally not be considered a cult.

      cheers
    78. Re:Cult. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      However,
      just to be technical...

      If you were going to become a wiccan or hindi, wouldn't the verse apply (there is not a lot of wiggle room there that I see).

      Verses like that should be removed or else they really are part of the religion that you must own up to.

      Because when times turn bad (and they will in the next 50 years) then the bad old verses get revived as an active part of the faith.

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    79. Re:Cult. by Schmelter · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Apostasy in Islam punishable by either imprisonment or death? I believe the most recent case was in 2006 in the "liberated" Afghanistan. So, is Islam a cult?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam

      http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/2006/03/AD051C73-2777-4497-9F13-1293C2293380.html

    80. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The penalty for apostasy (leaving the faith) in Islam is death. But yeah, it's a totally valid religion and all about peace.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam

    81. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious if you have any specific examples that you see pointing to the fact that early Christianity was a cult..

    82. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but if you join a Christian church, you are still Jewish. After all, I assume your mother was Jewish? Sorry, so are you.

    83. Re:Cult. by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      My story is somewhat similar. My best friend of 20 years (when I was 21) decided to join the JW church, he told me this news in utter fear that I'd cut him off as a friend. Far from it, despite my best efforts I didn't hear from him for over three years. After that we met sparingly because he was always trying to drag me into a theological discussion with the ultimate goal being my conversion. After every discussion he was threatened with disassociation because he'd ask questions about what I had to say. I had done a lot of research on the JW church and its origins and decided that it was a cult (sparked by his interest in them), and told him that he'd know if he was being asked to do something that wasn't right, after all, we're each our own person.

      He's still in the church and still actively attempts my conversion. I'm convinced that the three or so years was his training so that they wouldn't have to worry about him leaving the church. His choice, and I'm cool with it when he's not trying to convert me. He won't admit to it, maybe he doesn't realize it. We don't hang out very often because of this.

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    84. Re:Cult. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "In a cult, leaving the church is unthinkable and anyone who expresses a desire to do so is forcibly kept from doing so. Were I a member of a cult, expressing a desire to leave the group would likely result in my detention for "re-education" or perhaps in my "disappearance."

      The difference between "cult" and "religion" is merely one of power.
      Were you a Muslim, some governments under Quranic law will kill you for apostasy, not to mention the other areas with less formal liquidation arrangements...

      http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/012/059fpgrn.asp

      "Some other Muslim countries have laws similar to Afghanistan's. Apart from its other depredations, in the last ten years Saudi Arabia has executed people for the crimes of apostasy, heresy, and blasphemy. The death penalty for apostates is also in the legal code in Iran, Sudan, Mauritania, and the Comoros Islands."

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    85. Re:Cult. by duckInferno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you don't know any true segments of Judaism then. The book's quite clear on what you should do and should not do. Anything less is to disobey the word of the LORD thy God :P.

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    86. Re:Cult. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      "If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage."

      So if you're thinking of leaving Judeism, you'd better not tell anyone else about your decision (well, Jews, that is), lest thou be smitten by his hand. And don't forget to smite anyone who tells you anything positive about their chosen faith.

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    87. Re:Cult. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Its not about it getting out. It is already availible. Its about a copyright. Had they done the same to the pamphlets that the Church hands out then I wager they would have done the same thing.

    88. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even dictionary.com supports the view that a cult is just a religion:

      1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.
      2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.
      3. the object of such devotion.
      4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
      5. Sociology. a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.
      6. a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.
      7. the members of such a religion or sect.
      8. any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific. And if you think #6 applies, you should know that we LDS members live among you all around the world. Our last General Conference (April 2008 -- occurs every 6 months) was translated into 83 languages.

      The only reason the word 'cult' is used is because someone wants to put a bad spin on a given religion and conjure up unfavorable images.
    89. Re:Cult. by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      I wish SO much for the "person hood" of corporations or other non-human organizations to be revoked. It is just not natural.

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    90. Re:Cult. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Even the most literal, Orthodox segments that I know of don't hold that we need to follow everything that is in the Torah to the letter. If they did, they would be rebuilding the Temple in Jerusalem and holding sacrifices. (There are some radical segments in Israel that are trying to get the Temple rebuilt, but even they hold that there are some things in the Torah that we can't do until it is rebuilt.)

      In Judaism, the Torah itself isn't the be all and end all. There's a rich history in Judaism of interpreting what the Torah means and basing laws off of that. For example: "Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its mother's milk." This is the basis for the Kosher law of not eating milk and meat together. By itself, the verse seems to allow chicken to be eaten with milk. After all, a mother chicken doesn't produce milk. It would also seem to allow eating a beef hamburger with goat's milk. However, over the years, to avoid confusion, accidental violations of the law, and the appearance of violation of the law, it got expanded into not eating milk and meat together and waiting a certain period of time between meat and dairy.

      There are even differing opinions and arguments between great Jewish rabbis in the past as to how to observe Judaism properly. Some are more lenient, some are stricter. The power of figuring out what the laws mean traditionally is seen as a rabbinical duty. (There's even a story told about two rabbis arguing a point when a "Heavenly voice" came down and proclaimed one of the rabbis correct. The other rabbi told the voice to keep out of it because the Torah was for man to interpret, not for angels/God.)

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    91. Re:Cult. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Removing the verses would be problematic because they are in sacred texts. Whether the verses are used or not is actually irrelevant to most observant people. In fact, given the history of interpretation in Judaism, I wouldn't be surprised if the "stone a convert to death" clause was used as justification for treating a convert as dead. (Something that a few very religious people will do.) You can leave but you leave your entire life behind and are regarded as if you died. They wouldn't actively kill you (as the literal reading of the verse would indicate) but instead would interpret it into a milder form.

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    92. Re:Cult. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I called early Christianity a cult. Early on, Christians were on the fringe of society and had to sneak around lest they be rounded up as dangerous radicals and executed. (Fed to lions?) Since then, however, Christianity has moved into being the dominant religion and is no longer a cult. (Though a small sect of Christianity can easily be a cult, the main religion is not one.)

      As for your "any who don't believe the way we believe" statement goes, the same could be said for many different things. Look at rhetoric in politics, for example. I recently told my father that I was planning on voting for Barack Obama. He reacted with horror that I would vote for a Muslim who will turn our country over to the terrorists. Yes, my father apparently listens to the far-right wing folks who spew that kind of nonsense and he believes it completely. To people with a far-right wing opinion, voting Democrat is the same as treason. And, just to be fair, to some far-left folks voting Republican is the same as using the Constitution as toilet paper.

      And it isn't just politics. Try telling some skeptics that you think you saw a UFO. Or tell some atheists that you've found God. Or tell some Open Source advocates that you'll be releasing your application as Closed Source. There are many different groups of people who, when confronted with someone who doesn't share their views, perceives of that person as mentally and morally inferior and possibly even dangerous. (Sometimes it seems that there are far too few people in society who can tolerate an opposing opinion without frothing at the mouth.)

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    93. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wiktionary disagrees

    94. Re:Cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that some privacy to inner workings is a right.

      However, I think the issue in relation to the LDS church is that being a member is a substantial commitment in terms of time, energy, and financial contributions. If you are or become a member, your name remains on their records, and does so even if you resign or are excommunicated (though they are less likely to contact you at that point). There are doctrines new converts may not be aware of when they make a decision to join, and there is much that is obscured or inaccessible even to members. Members are asked to take a significant amount of things on faith. Questioning leaders and doctrine in ways deemed "critical" is not allowed, and doing so may result in stigmatization and/or punitive measures.

      Furthermore, attempting to leave the LDS church is difficult on many levels, especially if you have family and close friends who also belong. If a person has not attended for years but hasn't resigned, the church will find him or her no matter where s/he moves and will call and send by church members and missionaries, often unannounced.

      In light of these reasons, transparency seems important. Those who belong should have a better understanding of how the church operates, and those who are thinking about joining and being encouraged to base that decision on emotion only, should have a more comprehensive view of what the commitment to baptism carries with it.

    95. Re:Cult. by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      That rabbi are using it as a book to interpret seems somewhat dodgy; I would have thought God would intend his subjects to follow his written word to the letter and I don't think there's any piece of his book that says "if you don't want to obey me, that's fine".

      This is nothing new though. Ever since the birth of superstition, religions have been changed over time to keep up with current affairs and their once undeniable holy books (which are supposed to be the infallible word of God) have become so dated that they are now referred to as interpretations, guidelines or even mere stories.

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    96. Re:Cult. by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      Thanks -- there's a lot I don't know, obviously.

      One of my long-held understandings about overseas missionary work (not specific to LDS, per se) is that it unduly holds recipients of charity to certain standards -- put VERY simply, I've read of a lot of things about people who want immunizations or food or schools having to come to church (and perhaps convert, but not always) to get them.

      I certainly understand that the people doing the missionary work have the best interests (as they see them) of the recipients in mind, but if this stuff is true, I find it objectionable (and this is kind of the source of some of my bristling when we start talking about this stuff). Better that the locals do what they have to do to get the food/treatment/shelter/whatever, but it still makes me itchy. In a perfect world (okay, I know, I know), they should just get what they need and then decide whether the people what brung it have some good ideas about other stuff, too.

      Just my opinion, and it's clearly based on a pretty spotty set of facts. But if you have any insight into how that really gets dealt with on the ground, I'd love to hear it. It's all well and good for the missionaries to get something out of it, but are the recipients of the mission services getting what they need with no questions asked, so to speak?

      Again, thanks for your patience with this curious agnostic!

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    97. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I only know about the LDS church's missionary work. I am also part Irish and have heard about the convert for food that happened way back when.
      Service missionaries are just that service missionaries. As far as I know service is service. Our young men and women (teens) do things like plant trees and such for the local parks and recreation service. Durring the Katrina clean up it didn't matter who was in need. In fact one of the sites the worked at was a Baptist church.
      One of our teachings is that if you give service to your fellow person then you will be blessed. It doesn't matter if they are members or none members or even if they are grateful to you.

      In the states the vast majority of missionaries are not service missionaries. There are primary job is to teach new members and to find people that want to learn. Even then they are required to do many hours a week of service to the community. My wife on her mission worked at a food bank as a translator, an elementary school as a teacher's aid, and the Santa Barbara Institute for the Blind.
      The LDS church has many aid programs. Some are just for members. There is a continuing education program for missionaries that are from poor countries. The church provides loans for them to learn trades so they can improve there lives after there mission. We also have a church Welfair system that helps members in need. That is funded by our fast offings. Every member that is physically capable fasts one Sunday a month and then gives the money that they would spend on food as a fast offering.
      Outside of those programs the church has LDS Philanthropies which is the charitiey arm of the church.
      Yes some programs are just for members. But when it comes to thinks like food, shealter, and medical care as far as I know we give freely to those in need without condition.
      Here are some of the programs that the Church was involved in.
      http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/measles-vaccination-campaign
      http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/atmit
      http://www.lds.org/library/page/display/0,7098,6214-1-3214-1,00.html
      http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/tsunami-relief
      http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/neonatal-resuscitation-training
      http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/clean-water-projects

      Yes our church helped rebuild Islamic Mosques.
      Now are you asking if the members of the church are perfect? Not a freaking chance in heck. Frankly I am not helping the average as much as I should. But we do try to be good Christians and follow the teachings of Christ.
      As far as the other Churches? Well most of the things that you are talking about I think happened long before you or I where born. I am not sure but I am betting that most of the major church`s have improved over time... I hope so anyway.

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    98. Re:Cult. by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      Hi -- again, another deeply informative response. Thanks! You've given me a lot to digest and read (and there's a weekend coming, so I'll have some time).

      Thanks again -- I appreciate your patience and willingness to explain things.

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    99. Re:Cult. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Not a problem. And thank you for wanting to hear and different view point with an open mind. Hopefully this is the start of bit of understanding and tolerance, and maybe even friendship. If so then it is well worth the effort.

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  6. South Park Ref. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mormons trying to gag the internet DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

  7. History repeats itself by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First as tragedy, then as farce. The "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" was a disgusting anti-Jewish complete fabrication, but it still gets reprinted by right wing nuts from time to time. This Mormon handbook appears to be genuine, and the Mormons are trying to suppress its publication.

    There's a lesson there, but I suspect you can't recite it on the Internet without invoking Godwin's Law.

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    1. Re:History repeats itself by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      There's a lesson there, but I suspect you can't recite it on the Internet without invoking Godwin's Law.

      You can't mention Godwin without invoking Godwin's Law either. I looked it up.

      Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education.
      This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

      "Godwin's Law is precisely like Hitler. The similarities between Godwin's law and the Nazis are uncanny. People who start screaming that the fascist law of Godwin has been invoked are no better then the guards at the Nazi death camps." ~ Godwin's Law on Godwin's Law

      Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Apparition) is a scientific law. It is not a theory!

      The law states:

      As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Nazis or Hitler spontaneously materialising and enacting systematic genocide against the poster approaches one.
      Godwin's Law does not question whether the genocide enacted by Hitler or the Nazis might be appropriate or justified, but only asserts that the enactment of one is increasingly probable.

      The most frequent invocation of the law today is found on Wikipedia, where discussion threads for the most trivial of topics cover pages and pages. This explains the origin of the WikiNazis who roam the site, permitting only their warped "NOPV" version of the facts. See also slashdot
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    2. Re:History repeats itself by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      but it still gets reprinted by right wing nuts

      Actually, you'll find that it is printed more by those that the American left-wing have sympathies with. Yes, a few nuts in Montana and northern Idaho publish them, but folks like Chavez, Castro, Ah-mom-I'm-a-whack-job, have been responsible for state sponsored reprinting of the Protocols.

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    3. Re:History repeats itself by skywire · · Score: 1

      Actually, the "Protocols" is commonly propagated by anti-Semites of all flavours, most famously by left-wing National Socialist types, and currently by radical Islamists. While it is true that there is a fringe element of the right wing that is infected by anti-Semitism, that can also be said of the left wing. For details on groups that have propagated the "Protocols", search wikipedia.

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    4. Re:History repeats itself by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      There are sections of Muslims in the Middle East who hold it as true as well. I believe it's either Hamas or Hezbollah which directly references it in something they wrote.

    5. Re:History repeats itself by fermion · · Score: 1
      I agree. Tactics like this seems to support the idea that many religions are just thinly veiled hate groups. For instance, most mainstream churches fight for their continued right to discriminate and hate based on superficial issues or arbitrary cultural issues. In mainstream america at least we don't officially say that one person is inferior simply because they think differently, although, according to a BBC interview the other day, some people in west viginia do in fact choose who they like based on such superficial issues.

      It would be good for the church to hide this document. Some gems are

      To avoid implicating the Church in legal matters to which it is not a party, leaders should avoid testifying in civil or criminal cases or other proceedings involving abuse. For specific guidelines, see "Legal Matters," page 151. Which we can interpret to say that it is better to cover up than help people Although HIV and AIDS can afflict innocent victims, the principal safeguards are chastity before marriage, total fidelity in marriage, abstinence from any homosexual relations, avoidance of illegal drugs, and reverence and care for the body. Which can be interpreted to say that many people have HIV are innocent, but most are guilty of a sin and so may deserve it. Only brethren who hold the necessary priesthood and are worthy may perform an ordinance or blessing or stand in the circle. Those who participate are usually limited to priesthood leaders, close family members, and close associates such as home teachers. Which can be interpreted to mean that even though we are all equal in the eyes of god, some of us are more equal than others.

      I believe it would be a mistake to single out the mormon church as unique case in this hate mongering. Most structures that seek to promote power of some have this characteristic. At the very least we should not promote such hate by giving such organization tacit government approval.

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    6. Re:History repeats itself by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      They are not trying to suppress its publication, as they freely publish and distribute the book. They are merely exercising their rights to protect the publishing of the book by those who are authorized to publish the book. The LDS churh's attorneys will argue that WikiLeaks did not have the right to publish the book or its contents.

      It is the same as reprinting the Book of Mormon, the Bible, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Ask any missionary or member of the Church and they will freely give you a copy of the mentioned scriptural text. Photocopy pages and publish it in a public forum, such as the Internet, and that gets frowned upon.

    7. Re:History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a lesson there, but I suspect you can't recite it on the Internet without invoking Godwin's Law."

      Here, I'll give it a try.

      Some agent holds the copyright on this publication, and WikiLeaks and others are infringing that copyright by publishing the document on the web without permission.

      I think that about covers the legal aspects of it.

      Now, if you want to discuss the morality of being part of an organization that protects is copyrights I suppose there might be some lessons there.

      If the LDS made this thing secret internally, as does the Church of Scientology, I'd have less sympathy for them, but according to Mormons I've heard from, it's pretty accessible to church members.

    8. Re:History repeats itself by hclewk · · Score: 1
      Ok, let's try this again... To avoid implicating the Church in legal matters to which it is not a party, leaders should avoid testifying in civil or criminal cases or other proceedings involving abuse. For specific guidelines, see "Legal Matters," page 151.
      Which we can correctly interpret to say that a Church leader testifying in an abuse case, even though it has nothing to do with the Church, will likely be misconstrued (see your post) to make it look like the Church is involved.

      Although HIV and AIDS can afflict innocent victims, the principal safeguards are chastity before marriage, total fidelity in marriage, abstinence from any homosexual relations, avoidance of illegal drugs, and reverence and care for the body.
      Which can be correctly interpreted to say that to avoid HIV you should:
      1. Not have sex before marriage
      2. Not cheat on your spouse
      3. Not have gay sex
      4. Not be a druggie
      5. Take care of your body


      Only brethren who hold the necessary priesthood and are worthy may perform an ordinance or blessing or stand in the circle. Those who participate are usually limited to priesthood leaders, close family members, and close associates such as home teachers.
      Which can be correctly interpreted to mean that:
      1. Only someone with the proper authority (which any man can obtain) can perform a blessing, just like only a qualified surgeon can perform surgery.
      2. It's better to have relatives and close friends to give blessings than random people


      And to drive the point home...

      I'm a commercial writer, not an 'author'.
      Can be "interpreted" to mean that you write television commercials, which is obviously not what you are trying to convey.
    9. Re:History repeats itself by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      National Socialists are not left wing, the fact that thier name is an oxymoron ought to give away that it doesn't represent thier true position.

    10. Re:History repeats itself by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you're capable of twisting benign statements of truth into hate-mongering. I'd give you a cookie if I had one.

      Someone mod parent -1 Flamebait, please?

    11. Re:History repeats itself by skywire · · Score: 1

      Your post demonstrates the amazing longevity of the successful Big Lie. Read some serious history texts on the origins of National Socialism. You will discover that the name, while perhaps oxymoronic on Marxist-Leninist terms, was perfectly apropos.

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  8. Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a lifelong Mormon and legal professional, I would just like to note how disappointed I am in the "business arm" of the Church, including its lawyers. This is an unnecessary stab at keeping "secrets" that haven't been secret for decades. When you have a lay clergy, there's always someone willing to discuss ostensibly "proprietary" information about church administration.

    These handbooks contain nothing more "damaging" than can be found all over the Internet, in most bookstores, et cetera. I hope the Church's spiritual leadership is swift to address what was likely a foolish bureaucratic decision.

    1. Re:Silly Lawyers... by pipatron · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. * Religious
      2. * Lawyer
      3. * Rational and reasonable

      Something is very wrong with you!

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    2. Re:Silly Lawyers... by futlib · · Score: 1

      Take care, it's dangerous enough to mess with a lawyer. This guy may attempt to send you to jail, then to the chair and eventually to hell. What an incredible combination. --- WikiLeaks is great, I am happy that the author can write his "(of course)". For other sources, it's not so "(of course)" to not obey to the will of a lawyer.

    3. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of these things is not like the other... I bet he just goes to church for the social aspect.

    4. Re:Silly Lawyers... by zrq · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless they actually wanted 1000's of unconverted heathens to download and read the document in the hope that a few might be converted.

      A weird kind of inverse spam :

      • Church : "We don't want you to read this"
      • Wikileaks : "Hey everybody, they don't want us to read this"
      • Geeks : "Gotta get a copy of that"

      What else would cause 1000's of geeks and nerds to actively seek out and read a church document.

    5. Re:Silly Lawyers... by goretexguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a Mormon, you should know that the materials in these 'secret' manuals are pretty boring. With a lay clergy, you've got to have *something* to help the poor souls who are suddenly responsible for leading congregations. A quick RTFM (haha) shows me this. As a lawyer, I'm disappointed you fail to see the larger issues of copyright and ownership, which is the real issue here. That the owning organization is a religion is an inconsequential detail.

    6. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree. I am also Mormon. There's really nothing in there that everyone doesn't already know about. In fact, there are probably half-truths and lies spreading around that the information in that book would clear up. But really, I don't think there is anything in that book that anyone would really be interested in anyway. It's just alluring because it's marked as "confidential".

      I also understand the LDS church's perspective on this. They have a right to keep certain information confidential. But, everyone knows by now that once it hits the internet, there's no stopping it.

      It seems like they should be able to sue the hosting website for copyright infringement or something along those lines for posting it on the web, though.

    7. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great Scott! It's almost as if the religious == irrational meme is not 100% accurate.

    8. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Mormon!

    9. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I can see it since lawyers are accustomed to twisting the truth to fit their whims. Their belief in fairy tales is no different.

      Now what boggles the mind is when you have a religious scientist or engineer. It makes you want to take their geek card.

    10. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Great Scott! It's almost as if the religious == accurate meme is not 100% rational.


      FTFY. ;)

    11. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to their own statistical report, the Mormon church has nearly 30,000 local congregations (Wards and Branches). Each of these units change leadership about every 5 years. That leadership consists of about 5 lay clergy per congregation.

      So every decade there are another 300,000 lay clergy who have to become very familiar with the content of the church's handbook.

      I don't think they are trying to keep it secret.

      And they don't sell it for money, so they aren't trying to protect a revenue stream.

      I think they are trying to protect who can publish it so they can guarantee the content. There are plenty of people who would misrepresent its content.

      That's the most obvious reason I can think of for this action.

    12. Re:Silly Lawyers... by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      I (also a Mormon lawyer) agree with you. But I wonder if there wasn't some thought beforehand:

      You'll note all the comments above and below about the "Streisand effect," wherein the fact of trying to suppress information causes many more people to become aware of that information. This really is a well known effect. Note also, as you mentioned, there really is nothing "damaging" in the handbook of instructions--on the contrary--the content of the book really shows that the Church is to be run spiritually, and it shows that our "secret handbook of instruction" doesn't have anything in it about crazy sex rituals and hidden wives and dancing naked in those "secret temples" throwing locks of hair into a bonfire. The "secret" information in the handbook makes it look like the Church's "secrets" are rather . . . well, uninteresting. (I'm not a bishop, but I've read much of this version of the handbook of instructions--it's been available on the internet for years and has a lot of useful information in it, but I don't imagine a non-Mormon would find it the least bit interesting, except for the fact that it's "secret")

      So, perhaps some foolhardy young lawyer for the Church decided to make use of the Streisand effect to ease a lot of people's minds about the "secrets" of the Mormon church. I still don't think this would have been a good move, necessarily. "Gagging the internet" is obviously stupid, and clearly Wikileaks is never going to take the book down (as Wikileaks never takes anything down). But, perhaps it wasn't quite as bad of a move at it initially appears.

      You might think--wouldn't it be a much better move to just open the book to everyone rather than making the Church look stupid by attempting to "gag the internet" to bring everyone's attention to the book? Probably you'd be right, but there are two other things to take into consideration here:

      First, as you well know, most of the people who will come accross a reference to this article already think either that all religions (including the Mormon Church) are stupid, or that the Mormon Church is a crazy cult full of nuts. So there is no harm to the group seeing this article in making them think the Church is stupid as long as the benefit would soon follow in that all of those same people would see that the Church is harmless, and not crazy (but perhaps still stupid).

      Second, if the Church just released the book then all the skeptics would just figure it's been altered. Or they'd assume that they've been allowed access to a redacted version, while the real version with all the "good stuff" (you know, the pay for sins with sex, and lock burning, and whatever else people think about us) is still in the bishop's drawer. A leaked version on the other hand holds an aire of legitimacy--"this is the real deal." But then it turns out to have nothing "good" in it. The idea being that the reader decides, then, that the Church really isn't hiding anything crazy.

      So, my guess is that the take down notice was real. But at the same time, perhaps (just perhaps) this whole thing was on purpose.

    13. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting they're worried about what they own. After all, doesn't their religion state that their material possessions have no value in heaven? Why sue over the spreading of their religion, since that's part of the religion (spread the word) as well? Something doesn't seem right. It's either them being hypocrites, or /. just got trolled into reading the Mormon books.

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    14. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I goto FOSS church every Sunday(LUGs), I read the good book (slashdot), I even witness to the heathen unIntelligent Design followers. I voted for Al Gore damn it! Now you just take your Microsoft loving notions of tolerance and move along! If I don't do it or believe it or like it, then I just know its as evil as Windows, let me get an amen!

    15. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect this has more to do with "Security through obscurity" than it is with anything else.

      There have been a number of successful scam artists who have pretended to be members of the church in order to get charity.

      By knowing the general operating procedures, it becomes easier, I would imagine, to scam the church in various ways.

    16. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      I too am Mormon. This manual has been on the Internet for more than a decade. NOTHING NEW TO SEE HERE!

      One thing in this manual that most Mormons still don't understand, though, is the Temple proxy sealing policies. One year after a woman dies, she can be sealed (Mormonese for "married", which comes from the Christian doctrine of the sealing power of the Holy Spirit of Promise) to all of her legal spouses by proxy (temple work for the dead) "for time and all eternity".

      Most Mormons understand that men remain sealed "for time and all eternity" to their various spouses even if they divorce, re-marry, and re-seal (they have to get a clearance of sealing from the First Presidency for every sealing after their first). But when women re-marry and re-seal, they must get a cancellation/nullification of sealing from their previous spouse before they can be sealed in this life "for time and all eternity" to their new spouse (otherwise, women are sealed "for time only" to future spouses if they do not wish to get an annulment of their previous sealing).

      Most Mormons take this to mean that "plural marriage" involves only men having multiple wives and not women having multiple husbands, but they are wrong, and the bishop's Church Handbook of Instruction proves that they are wrong, as women are re-sealed "for time and all eternity" to all of their spouses upon death.

      By the legalistic logic of Mormon sealings, I will have 3 fathers and 3 mothers in the hereafter (both of my parents are in their 3rd marriage). But my family won't be taken away by CPS/DHS (as in Texas) because we have the appropriate divorce records on file.

      So, according to Mormon practice and Mormon doctrine, women have multiple husbands in the afterlife!

      --

      -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
    17. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      life long mormon? it is a shame you were never able to rid yourself of the brainwashing. living a lie is no fun.

    18. Re:Silly Lawyers... by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't read the handbook of instructions yet. Wikileaks still has it available for download.

    19. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The "weird stuff" for me starts with praying for the dead.
      What this document shows is, that contrary to what some of the Mormons around me say, Mormonism is NOT Christianity!

      Lucifer is NOT Jesus' brother.
      Indians are not Jews and were never white.
      I don't care how many kids you have or women you have, you're not getting a planet to be a god.

      Mormons are free to practice their religion, by all means, but don't you dare call yourselves Christian.

      Joseph Smith started that cult because the other churches were all wrong (so he said), now 100 odd years later, the Mormons pretend to be Christian. Ironic or deceitful?

    20. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Zephyr14z · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find plenty of religious people to be rational about most things. It's just about religion that they are irrational. Religion is inherently irrational, as it involves absolute certainity in something utterly unprovable, intangible, and usually contradictory.

    21. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      What? Not enough sand?

    22. Re:Silly Lawyers... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      I goto FOSS church every Sunday

      Heathen! Thou shall not GOTO anywhere!

      --
      c++; /* this makes c bigger but returns the old value */
    23. Re:Silly Lawyers... by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting interpretation of the document. Tell me, what in the Handbook of Instructions led you to any of the statements above? Instead, it sounds to me like preconceived notions that have nothing to do with the released document (I say this because your comments make clear that you haven't actually read the portions of the handbook relating to your very odd claims. Instead you just make yourself sound very uneducated).

    24. Re:Silly Lawyers... by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      The difference here is one of copyright and right to distribution.

      As has been stated repeatedly above and elsewhere, the manuals have essentially nothing to do with "spreading the word". They are almost entirely managerial in nature and contain no doctrines not found anywhere else in very publicly available sources. The Mormon church (of which I am a member) does quite a good job of "spreading the word" online, and has posted not only all of the basic scriptural works but every single periodical for the last several decades, all major speeches for the last several decades, and virtually everything of that nature. There is no Scientology-esque desire to guard copyrighted doctrine here. Just a desire to guard the copyright - which, opposed to what you hear on Slashdot, is a right - to some of its publications.

      And, yes, protecting copyright to things is important for any church. Copyright to its logo and name, for example, to prevent unauthorized use. And, yes, even copyright to basic leadership requirements.

    25. Re:Silly Lawyers... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      1. * Religious
      2. * Lawyer
      3. * Rational and reasonable

      Something is very wrong with you!

      Hmmm.... Why, when someone says "legal professional", do people automatically assume "lawyer"? There are an awful lot of legal professionals who are paralegals, not lawyers.
    26. Re:Silly Lawyers... by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      I believe that they do sealings for all the woman's husbands because they don't know which one she wanted to be sealed to for eternity. Presumably only one of the sealings is valid. Remember that Mormons also baptize the dead without knowing if the deceased wanted to be Mormon. The dead person then gets to accept or decline the ordinance in the afterlife. I assume the marriage thing works similarly. I don't think that Mormon women were ever married to more than one man for eternity because it would violate the patriarchal order established by god.

    27. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      As a lawyer, I'm disappointed you fail to see the larger issues of copyright and ownership, which is the real issue here.

      As a human being, I'm disappointed you fail to see the larger issues of "who gives a rats ass?", which is the real issue here. Lawsuits aren't just about "winning the case", the real issue is what's at stake, not "winning the case". The GP seems to have a better grasp of what's at stake here. The obvious copyright issues are beside the point.

      --
      AccountKiller
    28. Re:Silly Lawyers... by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Professors now how to prevent their students from reading certain material: you make it a required reading. The Morman church should have applied the same principle.

    29. Re:Silly Lawyers... by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      I hope the Church's spiritual leadership is swift to address what was likely a foolish bureaucratic decision.

      If they were "swift" to conclude that this decision was foolish, they would have come to that conclusion back in 1999.

      Kudos on your theory, though. "This is wrong, so it must not be my church's real policy", even if it's not always correct, is still much more morally sound than "This is my church's real policy, so it must not be wrong". There's a third alternative which is both logically and morally sound, but it conflicts with a premise that you might find it hard to drop first. ;-)

    30. Re:Silly Lawyers... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      The larger issue is organizations enjoying tax exempt status have secret documents.
      Frankly, I consider this more of a 'civil disobedience' to bring light to a much larger issue.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    31. Re:Silly Lawyers... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Considering the Mormon belief, I wouldn't call him rational.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    32. Re:Silly Lawyers... by inviolet · · Score: 2, Funny

      • Religious
      • Lawyer
      • Rational and reasonable

      Something is very wrong with you!

      Nah. Religion is a rootkit. Once you get it installed, it prevents you from seeing certain files in your filesystem or inspecting certain processes, but your CPU otherwise works normally.

      --
      FATMOUSE + YOU = FATMOUSE
    33. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Yep, humans have an incredible capacity to compartmentalize their thoughts and beliefs. Most people have things they're rational about and things they're irrational about. I guess the problem comes when some of the more hardcore evangelical atheists state that religion is proof that a person is completely irrational and unfit for, say, political positions or scientific pursuits.

      Not to start a flame war. :)

    34. Re:Silly Lawyers... by BytePusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, are you really suggesting religion bashers aren't always 100% accurate?

    35. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the material in question is copyrighted: is the legal principle of defending copyright similar to defending trademarks? Do the church have to defend the copyright or allow it to lapse?

      Obviously, IANAL. :-)

    36. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. All the sealings are valid. This is the most misunderstood matter of Mormon doctrine.

      In plural marriage, women have multiple husbands!

      It's even in Doctrine and Covenants 132:

      41 And as ye have asked concerning adultery, verily, verily, I say unto you, if a man receiveth a wife in the new and everlasting covenant, and if she be with another man, and I have not appointed unto her by the holy anointing, she hath committed adultery and shall be destroyed.

      --

      -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
    37. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Valfather · · Score: 1

      The trouble with this is that many of the Mormon beliefs are, to the unconverted, batshit insane. They don't want you to read the weird stuff before you actually believe. Otherwise, you probably won't. (Milk before meat, google it)

    38. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Zephyr14z · · Score: 1

      I personally think people can have whatever silly beliefs they want as long as they don't try to push them on other people, whether it's on the streets shoving bibles in people's faces, or through legislation. You can believe the back of a cereal box is divine scripture for all I care, just leave me out of it.

    39. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Rysc · · Score: 1

      I loled.

      Thanks, you just made my day.

      --
      I want my Cowboyneal
    40. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Mathness · · Score: 1

      Church : "We don't want you to read this"
      Wikileaks : "Hey everybody, they don't want us to read this"
      Geeks : "Gotta get a copy of that" You just got Reli rolled.
      --
      Carbon based humanoid in training.
    41. Re:Silly Lawyers... by paitre · · Score: 1

      Neither are you.

    42. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What would you really have the church do at this point? Do nothing and lose the ability to enforce their copyright? Do copyright laws then in fact mean nothing? Do we have no respect for them at all?

      I think all the Church is asking for here is a pretty basic upholding of copyright law.

      If wikileaks is oh so bold and courageous and wants to reveal to everyone the truth, why not do something truly bold like pre-release the text of the next popular "Harry Potter" type book before it comes out? Or, why not reveal the source code to Windows? I'm sure you have lots of people interested in knowing what would be in those sources.

      Telling people the truth and violating copyright law are very different things. You can very easily do one without the other.

    43. Re:Silly Lawyers... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Considering a dictionary definition of the word "irrational", your point may well be valid, but the word irrational has gained a fairly negative connotation, and isn't necessarily useful to use when describing someone with religious beliefs.

      When you use the word irrational, most people would imagine someone acting almost insane, ranting and raving and just being crazy. And while there are certainly people who do tend to get wrapped up in God-frenzy now and then, most religious people are in pretty good control of their thoughts.

      And I think that many of those people, if they trusted you enough to talk about such things, would offer that they're not really absolutely certain about much of anything. Religion doesn't require 100% blind faith to be useful or helpful.

      --

      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    44. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Mastadex · · Score: 1

      "What else would cause 1000's of geeks and nerds to actively seek out and read a church document."

      If only to counter claims that the world was created 6500 years ago?

      --
      A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
    45. Re:Silly Lawyers... by analog_line · · Score: 1

      Religion is inherently irrational, as it involves absolute certainity in something utterly unprovable, intangible, and usually contradictory.


      Some religions, and some sects of some religions, yes. In the US, the religious landscape is dominated (for various reasons including money, cultivated political influence, and the history of the country) by sects and religious leaders that espouse various levels of literal interpretation of the Protestant version of the Bible (ie, the Protestant denomination I grew up in didn't teach me that Genesis was meant to be taken literally, but the Gospel books were generally taken more literally, despite their inconsistencies), and/or demand absolute unquestioned faith. That is by no means the case for all religions, or even all versions of Christianity, but the prevalence in the US, the near universal evangelistic bent of Protestant denominations, and the fact that a very large percentage of the people that call themselves Protestants haven't even read a quarter of the Bible they claim is literally true, makes a lot of Americans think that's what religion is all about.

      Catholic dogma, believe it or not, does not espouse a literal interpretation of the Bible (not to mention that it has more books in it than what you'd find in the Bibles in American hotels), nor that you even have to be Catholic to go to heaven. My fiancee is Catholic, and I regularly get excoriated for being "too Protestant" (despite the fact that I'm not even Christian anymore) for quoting scripture at her when religion discussions happen. I'm not sure she even OWNS a Bible. To her, Catholicism is as much, if not more cultural than religious, much like Judaism is for a lot of Jews.
    46. Re:Silly Lawyers... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It's probably more about precedent and copyright enforcement than anything else. As a legal professional yourself I'm sure you can understand.

    47. Re:Silly Lawyers... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      No, the copyright issues are the entire point. If the Church cannot enforce this copyright, or chooses not to, then it is in danger of setting a precedent about its other copyrights, for example its logo and name. Having other entities pose as the LDS Church would certainly be damaging.

      I'm disappointed you choose to ignore the real issues and call them "beside the point".

    48. Re:Silly Lawyers... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I think you've hit the reason on the nose here. By all scriptural accounts, women do not have multiple husbands at any time (not sealed to them, anyway); any posthumous sealing is likely done only to allow the person to choose which to accept.

      I am my wife's second husband, and I know for sure that she wants nothing to do with her first husband, even if he does make it to heaven.

    49. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A religious belief is irrational. Not all the beliefs of a religious person are irrational.
      religious beliefs == irrational
      religious person == sometimes irrational

    50. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Mormons don't pray for the dead. They perform ordinances by proxy for the dead. There's a difference.

      It's the New Apostolic Church that prays for the dead (for the same reasons that Mormons do work for the dead):

      http://www.nac-usa.org/outreach/questions/questions.asp#Departed

      And it's the Catholics that pray to the dead.

      So much for the parent being Christian...

      --

      -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
    51. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      A religious belief is irrational.

      Everyone holds one or more religious beliefs. Some of the most common are "there is a god", "there is no god", "there is more than one god" and "I don't know if there is a god".

    52. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      {Citation needed}

    53. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      If the Church cannot enforce this copyright, or chooses not to, then it is in danger of setting a precedent about its other copyrights

      You're thinking about patent and trademark laws. Copyright has no such provision.

      Having other entities pose as the LDS Church would certainly be damaging.

      It would be. Nobody is doing that here, so I'm not sure why you're implying this is happening.

      --
      AccountKiller
    54. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not much danger for a regular ./-er to convert:
      donation of sperm is strongly discouraged

    55. Re:Silly Lawyers... by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      ~/linux-2.6.24.2$ grep -R goto * | wc -l
      49801

      --
      Laws are horrible moral guides, moral guides make even worse laws.
    56. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Afecks · · Score: 1

      Great Scott! It's almost as if the religious == irrational meme is not 100% accurate. Let's see...Christ the son of "God" who is the living "God", father/son are equal.....heals sick and raises dead with magic touch.....turns water into wine/creates food....gets crucified and dies then rises from the grave and flies up to celestial kingdom, of course being the only creature in existence (supposedly) that did any of this. You're saying the people that believe this are absolutely sane and rational? Stop being naive or blatantly feeble minded. Not every mental disorder means you end up with underwear on your head and talking to stop signs but they are still mental disorders. If flipping a light switch on and off 17 times can be a mental disorder then so can talking to invisible sky wizards.
    57. Re:Silly Lawyers... by karbonKid · · Score: 1

      Professors now how to prevent their students from reading certain material: you make it a required reading. I guess you never read anything past a primary-school book on the English language then ;)
    58. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've just gotten the joke! In the future, you may even get more!

    59. Re:Silly Lawyers... by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      Most Mormons take this to mean that "plural marriage" involves only men having multiple wives and not women having multiple husbands, but they are wrong, and the bishop's Church Handbook of Instruction proves that they are wrong, as women are re-sealed "for time and all eternity" to all of their spouses upon death. I don't believe this interpretation of the Church Handbook of Instructions is quite correct--for two reasons. First, an outdated handbook isn't very useful for "proving" a current church procedure. Second, the handbook cited states:

      A deceased woman may be sealed to all men to whom she was legally married during her life. However, if she was sealed to a husband during her life, all her husbands must be deceased before she can be sealed to a husband to whom she was not sealed during life. It appears to me, then, there is no automatic policy to seal women to all her husbands after her death. It seems instead that it depends on the intent of that woman and her families understanding of that intent--because they'd have to be the ones that go to the temple to do the proxy ordinances.

      Here's my summary of the procedure. When a sealing is cancelled, it is gone. That woman is just plain no longer sealed to that man and without further action will never be sealed to him again. She may then be sealed to a different man. After her death she remains sealed to her second husband and not to her first.

      But imagine this--a woman is sealed to a man. That man dies. The seal remains in place, but "[a] living woman may be sealed to only one husband." A woman at this point has two choices: (1) cancel the first sealing. This would make the first sealing go away forever (again, assuming no further action). Or (2) leave the first seal in place and marry a man for time only (note that sealings for time only exist, but the rule is that a woman may only be sealed to one man--not differentiating between types of seals, so she can't even get a sealing for time only to her new husband without cancelling the first seal). When the woman dies she may now be sealed to both of her husbands. If she cancelled her first sealing, she may be resealed to that man. Or, if she married the second man for time only, she may now be sealed to that man.

      Another scenario would involve a woman who married a man (but was not sealed to him--perhaps she wasn't Mormon yet) who later died. Then the woman was sealed to a different man (she's joined the church now). When she dies she may be sealed to her first husband, after he receives his other ordinances, without cancelling her sealing to her second husband, but only after her second husband has died.
    60. Re:Silly Lawyers... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      Patent laws have no provision regarding precedent either - if I choose not to enforce patent A, it does not mean I have relinquished my rights to patent B. However, precedent can make it more difficult to enforce other things later.

      It would be. Nobody is doing that here, so I'm not sure why you're implying this is happening. I didn't mean to imply that it is happening, only that by not enforcing copyright, it could set a precedent which might lead to it happening, and that such a thing would be a Very Bad Thing(tm).
    61. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Haven't you read the bottom of page 94 of the secret handbook yet?

      ... apostasy refers to members who:... act in clear, open, deliberate public opposition to the Church or its leaders
      and

      Priesthood leaders must take disciplinary action against apostates to protect Church members
      Sigh... yet another lawyer who doesn't understand the laws.
    62. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Zephyr14z · · Score: 1

      Some religions are more irrational than others, but all are irrational simply by the fact that they base themselves on a belief in something for which no evidence exists. The beleif in god is inherently irrational. It's not necessarily wrong, it's just irrational.

    63. Re:Silly Lawyers... by justme8800 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. A more accurate meme would run more along the lines of this:

      Religious = (irrational | gullible | indoctrinated | fearful | lost | attached | etc.)

      It's no secret that intelligent people can be religious. Rational people can be religious. Sharp, well-raised, and confident people can be religious. It only takes one "deficiency" (as it were) to fall for religion, and no one is perfect; that's why religion is so popular.

      ~Justme8800

    64. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears to me, then, there is no automatic policy to seal women to all her husbands after her death. It seems instead that it depends on the intent of that woman and her families understanding of that intent--because they'd have to be the ones that go to the temple to do the proxy ordinances.
      Correct. And so my family will seal my mother to her 3 husbands, and my mother will have 3 husbands "for time and all eternity"!

      When a sealing is cancelled, it is gone. That woman is just plain no longer sealed to that man and without further action will never be sealed to him again. She may then be sealed to a different man. After her death she remains sealed to her second husband and not to her first.
      You are forgetting about the millennial reign of Christ, when all the left-over proxy ordinances will be performed. This is when people who were "never married in this life" will be "married in this life", and this is when temple work will be completed for those that didn't receive it, or whose ordinances were annulled and not re-sealed because their families misunderstood the order of the eternal priesthood, etc.

      (note that sealings for time only exist, but the rule is that a woman may only be sealed to one man--not differentiating between types of seals, so she can't even get a sealing for time only to her new husband without cancelling the first seal)
      Here you are just plain wrong, and you need to study the history of the Church more. Check out a footnote about Parley P. Pratt's wife in "Mormon" Women Protest: An Appeal for Freedom, Justice and Equal Rights, a Mormon feminist pamphlet from 1886:
      http://www.fairlds.org/Misc/Introduction_to_Mormon_Womens_Protest.html

      Women can and do have multiple sealings at once!
    65. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could put porn in it.

    66. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That meme is just ignorance exposing itself. The shocker here is the unexpected violation of the "lawyer == !reasonable" identity.

    67. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the Church's spiritual leadership is swift to address what was likely a foolish bureaucratic decision.


      Right, just like Joseph Smith's decision to use his power as mayor of Nauvoo to suppress a newspaper that was critical of him. At least he was punished for that.

      First amendment? Fuck that! We're Mormons, we have lots of wives* and hate black people* (*God's unchanging 100% true doctrine changed in 1890 and 1978 due to political pressure)
    68. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great Scott! It's almost as if the religious == irrational meme is not 100% accurate. For Mormons it is.

      Magic underwear, men reading holy books out of a hat, righteous white Jew civilization in America slaughtered by cursed dark-skinned Jews who became the Native Americans, blacks as an inferior race with death as God's punishment for miscegenation... believing all this makes you irrational.
    69. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people are quite capable of being rational in one area of their life while being totally insane in another

    70. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Like Einstein?

    71. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Sirambrose has it right there.

    72. Re:Silly Lawyers... by goretexguy · · Score: 1

      *Sigh* How is the tax exempt status an issue? And since when has been 'civil disobedience' been extended to violation of copyright?

      This organization, lets call it 'A', has created a document. 'A' owns copyright on document. Another organization, 'B', posts the document in a public place in violation of copyright law. 'A' has every right to sue to protect its rights.

      That you fail to see the seriousness of this issue is astonishing. Jaw-dropping. Had your rights been violated in some manner, I suspect you would choose a similar course of self-protection.

      The Mormon Church should be cheered, footing the bill, as it were, to protect the concept of copyrighted works. Ownership and control of one's property and works are key to the freedoms we enjoy here in these United States... or maybe you'd prefer a socialist society were there is no ownership?

    73. Re:Silly Lawyers... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the True Fundamentalist Church of COMEFROM! Kill the GOTO heretics!

    74. Re:Silly Lawyers... by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting about the millennial reign of Christ

      True--except I wasn't so much forgetting about the Millennial reign as just ignoring it. You're correct that we'll make lots of mistakes with regard to sealings and he'll make sure we get those corrected. For example, perhaps your mother really doesn't want to be sealed to those guys. Or perhaps she did want to be at the time she died, but then changed her mind.

      However, I think it is rash to say "my mother will have 3 husbands 'for time and all eternity'!" The handbook doesn't say that. The handbook says that after a woman has died she may be sealed to all men to whom she was legally wed while alive (with a caveat irrelevant to the instant discussion regarding surviving husbands). The book does not say "and she will be with these three men for time and all eternity." The book also does not say "and she will choose which seal to accept." Or anything else--it just says what it says without further background or reasoning. Accordingly, I think it's rash to assume that all of these sealings will be upheld (given that it defies the conventional wisdom of church members) just as it is rash to assume that only one will actually be valid (given that the seals may be performed). Any further interpretation is not in the manual and appears to be nothing more than speculation as far as I can tell.

      As for women being sealed to more than one man at a time. I don't believe I am "just plain wrong." The handbook says very clearly that "[a] living woman may be sealed to only one husband." It doesn't say "a living woman may be sealed for time and eternity to only one husband, but may also be sealed for time to a second husband." I do study the Church's history pretty well, but it doesn't take more than a basic understanding of Church history to understand this. The document you directed my attention to, in footnote 45, states that Mary Ann Frost Stearns Pratt Smith (wow!) was "sealed for time and eternity to Joseph Smith on 24 July 1843; and for time to Parley P. Pratt on the same day." You are correct in that you have directed me to an instance of a piece of writing that states this woman was sealed to more than one man during her lifetime. This has no bearing whatsoever, however, on the policy of the Church today. I'll offer a couple reasons why.

      First, when Joseph Smith received the revelation on baptisms for the dead, he sent people out proxy baptizin'. He soon was told by the Lord that he wasn't quite doing it right--men should be baptized for men and women for women. The policy of the Church with regard to the performances of proxy baptisms changed at that point, and Joseph Smith said, "hey, we need to change the policy a bit--from now on, each person can only do a proxy baptism for someone of his or her own gender." Your 150 year old counterpart may have said, "no, Joseph, that's incorrect, I have record of baptisms for the dead from last month and we clearly at that time allowed women to be baptised for men and vice versa." Joseph, I imagine, would have replied, "yes we did, but the Lord sent me a memo telling me that we can't do that anymore. So despite what we've done in the past, this is what we'll do now." In short, the Church implemented a procedure, received further direction from the Lord, then refined that procedure (and baptisms for the dead were further refined several times since then--most recently this past year). To compare, it may be that the policy of the Church in 1843 (the time of this woman's sealings) allowed Sis. Pratt (weird, that's the name of a sister from my mission) to be sealed to more than one man at a time. The current policy of the Church, however, is clear: "A living woman may be sealed to only one husband." And I'm not about to dispute that unequivocal statement with the fact of a 150 year old sealing in the early Church mentioned in footnote 45 of this obscure document. I could just see my bishop now, "[blink...blink] Yes, Brother L, but our policies have chang

    75. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Valfather · · Score: 1

      Google it. Seriously. Google Kolob (the planet where god lives), or how Joseph Smith wrote the book of Mormon. Without the belief telling you that this is clearly true, it sounds pretty out there.

      But here's a nice link for you Some beliefs

    76. Re:Silly Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great Scott! It's almost as if the religious == irrational meme is not 100% accurate.

      If you can show me a rational religion I might agree with you.

  9. Hey! This is the first I've heard of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! This is the first I've heard of it...thanks for the link...very interesting reading.
    I guess I should thank the Mormon church for this lawsuit because I wouldn't have read it without them suing!
    Yup the "Streisand Effect" strikes again

    1. Re:Hey! This is the first I've heard of it... by SixArmedJesus · · Score: 1

      Same here. I think that things like this are fascinating, and if it hadn't been for them making a big deal out of it, it would have taken me a lot longer to find something like this. Then again, getting posted to Slashdot helped, too.

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  10. Hey Mormons by hassanchop · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why not just pray to god about it? Isn't that why you people have a god?

    1. Re:Hey Mormons by bamwham · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously: If this leak is so damning to God's one true church, won't he smite the site with the internet's version of fire and brimestone? Sit back and enjoy the (virtual) fireworks.

      Or is it more that the church is worried about the economic impact of this more than the spiritual one?

      It is to bad, after watching the PBS documentary a year ago on the Mormons I became aware of some of the good work they do through their charitable foundation. This cause me, who had long been strongly anti-Mormon (or more specifically anti-religous), to reconsider my opinion of their church. However it is moves like this that will reverse my opinion...

    2. Re:Hey Mormons by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're seriously trying to suppress this. They must know that WikiLeaks isn't going to take stuff down just because they're told to. So, this whole thing is publicity for the church. They just got information about Mormonism to be actively sought out by thousands, and what those thousands found isn't bad at all.

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    3. Re:Hey Mormons by Facetious · · Score: 1

      If this leak is so damning to God's one true church, won't he smite the site with the internet's version of fire and brimestone?
      Like a botnet?

      Seriously, though, I think the thing the AC Lawyer said a page or so above you makes sense. Large organizations have a business arm that is probably less than "inspired."
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    4. Re:Hey Mormons by hey! · · Score: 1

      I dunno.

      Suppose you are the national association for the advancement of kinky sex. Does anybody who gets a hold of some of your documents have a right to publish them to the world at large, excepting things like discovery in a legal proceeding? Doesn't the NAAKS have a right to privacy? Wouldn't it be reasonable for the NAAKS be within its rights to suppress a document that had fallen into unauthorized hands, if that document doesn't reveal any law breaking?

      Maybe the NAAKS is embarassed by things that woudln't be embarassing to other people. Maybe they have an internal study that says that 80% of their members prefer to have sex in the missionary position with their spouses, but are members to get the magazine. Is that anybody else's business?

      That's pretty much what's going on here. The stuff that is being suppressed isn't exactly earth shattering: if you are about to get a sex change operation you aren't allowed to convert to Mormonism, but you can if you come to the church after the fact. That's probably a bit embarrassing to the church leaders, but maybe secrecy also protects the interests of potential converts in this matter. There's plenty of people who would criticize a transgendered person for converting to a religion that discourages sex change operations, on the ironic basis that the Church does not accept who they are.

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    5. Re:Hey Mormons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough - This economic impact is nothing - "The Church" freely distributes copies of the handbooks of instruction free to any person who needs a copy and because "The Church" holds the copyright makes copies at will free of chrage to individuals who request portions to be available to them. There is no economic impact aside from someone making it available free on the internet saving "The Church" hundreds of thousands of dollars in printing costs. So I think a thank you is in order.

    6. Re:Hey Mormons by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It's not damning - that's the point. That's why the whole thing must be about copyright enforcement and precedent.

    7. Re:Hey Mormons by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      What economic impact? most materials from the Church that have any cost assosiated with them are just at-cost. Its not like this was the big money maker.

    8. Re:Hey Mormons by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      It's more simple than even an issue of privacy. The issue is that Wikileaks is publishing a copyrighted work without the consent of the copyright holder. I don't care if it's a religious manual, or a sex manual, or a list of random numbers. If Wikileaks published the text for an upcoming Harry Potter novel, you can bet that people wouldn't be calling the legal efforts to get it removed censorship. But because it's a church manual, it's somehow fair game to distribute it and call efforts at enforcing copyright compliance censorship. Whatever you think about religion, that is seriously uncool.

  11. What's the best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any juicy information in there?

    If that transsexual stuff is the worst, I don't see why they care.

  12. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Like this manual really mentions anything disastrous or hurtful to the church? I don't see a single thing wrong with it, in fact it is far more likely helpful to church leaders who want answers to questions like this than harmful to the churches reputation

    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if they allow this secret (albeit innocuous) book to leak, what will they do when someone leaks the bad one?

    2. Re:So what? by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      It is hardly under high security. Anyone of a dozen million people with a grudge could walk into the local meeting house and walk back out with a copy of this in just a few minutes.

  13. Egypt by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, I never thought of the old Egyption religions as pyramid schemes, but I suppose they were the first too.

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    1. Re:Egypt by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I never thought of the old Egyption religions as pyramid schemes, but I suppose they were the first too.

      Pharaoh to subjects: "Hey, how about you all help me cut and stack about 5 million tons of rock for my mausoleum? Once we're done with that, I'll show you how you can each recruit your own personal crew and have them build similar monuments for yourselves!"

  14. so bad? by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

    Looking at the summary on wikileaks (I didn't look at the PDF) this doesn't exactly look like scientology material. They're a church, the community expecting them to behave like a politically liberal* non-religious organisation is a religious / political argument not a freedom-of-information one. It looks like the person who selected those highlights for the wikileaks page had a religious objection, which is not a strong argument against the church or the document.

    And I don't think every organisation should be mandated to release all their materials. You, the person reading this, show me your bank details.

    I'd welcome (and invite) mormon bashing on any other score (such as corruption in corporate america etc). I have my reasons for absolutely despising them. But from these summaries, this is a weak basis for argument.

    * I understand liberal has a slightly different meaning in America, which I'm not aware of. YMeaningMV.

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    1. Re:so bad? by maxume · · Score: 1

      * I understand liberal has a slightly different meaning in America, which I'm not aware of. YMeaningMV.

      Please explain how that statement does not contradict itself.

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    2. Re:so bad? by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      It would only contradict itself if you assumed that I was a native American English speaker immersed in American culture and politics. I'm from Britain, and I heard somewhere that our 'liberal' is different to American 'liberal', though I'm not sure of the exact difference.

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    3. Re:so bad? by Gori · · Score: 1

      How 'bout this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism_worldwide#Europe

      To be very rough, Liberal in Europe, especially north-western, is an economic, and often socially conservative, right of centre thing...

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    4. Re:so bad? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I'm not a mormon, and not in any way qualified to speak on their behalf, but in a more general sense, many people with religious beliefs view organized religion as a sort of communal search for truth. There might be other functions that a religion serves, but the idea of helping people learn fundamental truths about God, the world, existence, life, etc. is a pretty fundamental aspect of religion. Your church is supposed to help you discover those truths and what they mean for you.

      The idea of secrets within a church pushes against that ideal. That doesn't mean that a church needs to publish a daily list of what their pastors all had for breakfast every day, but it does mean that if there's some sort of offical documentation that is shared among part of the church, there's really no good reason why it shouldn't be available to everyone in the church. And since most churches are actively trying to bring others as potential members, then that stuff should be free to all.

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    5. Re:so bad? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you're aware of the alternative meaning, you just aren't informed as to what it is.

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    6. Re:so bad? by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      Argh. I'm aware of the presence of the meaning. I'm not aware of the meaning itself. I think it's fair to say "I'm not aware of the meaning of X" signifying that I realise that X has a meaning, but I don't know what it is. But this is probably an argument about localised colloquialism rather than semiotics.

      The real point is that the meaning of the word could be so similar as to negate any difference in meaning in the context in which I meant it. I wouldn't know this so a caveat would be a sensible precaution. I also had to account for the possibility that the meaning is so different that it becomes a point of contention, detracting from the actual point I was trying to make.

      Kinda like this conversation.

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    7. Re:so bad? by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      Yeah fair enough. I agree with that principle entirely. But that's my opinion which I wouldn't foist on anyone else, however personally objectionable. Voltaire and that.

      But we're missing the really important question. Was the duck in flight?

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    8. Re:so bad? by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      and another thing, if it was identical (I now know it isn't) then could that be considered a lack of alternative meaning? Kinda like in fuzzy logic, does mu(0) == false and does mu(1) == true?

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    9. Re:so bad? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If you want to see the handbook, or ask questions about it, I'm sure your local LDS bishop will answer your questions. There's nothing "secret" in the handbook, it's just a copyrighted handbook of instructions - and there's no reason the Church should not be allowed to enforce their copyright.

    10. Re:so bad? by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      ...in a more general sense, many people with religious beliefs view organized religion as a sort of communal search for truth. There might be other functions that a religion serves, but the idea of helping people learn fundamental truths about God, the world, existence, life, etc. is a pretty fundamental aspect of religion. Your church is supposed to help you discover those truths and what they mean for you.
      </quote>

      "organized religion" is a popular scarecrow to set alight on internet forums, but what does the concept mean, really?

      When humans develop an interest in anything we share it with others, be it nerdly pursuits here on /., motorcycle clubs, places where people congregate who like a particular kind of music, anything.

      There is nothing wrong with an organized association of people for any reason really. I don't see why religious pursuits should be any different. You can study more, learn more, and do more for others as a team than you can on your own.

      Organization normally irritates people outside the group, in my estimation, because organization implies normative behavior, and sometimes people find anyone holding norms other than their own to be threatening.

      If a religious organization has a dysfunctional quality to it, that no more damns organized religion than my 1983 Cadillac Cimarron damned the entire automotive industry.

    11. Re:so bad? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've considered my religious beliefs to be a mostly personal thing. Sort of my relationship with God, what I can figure out about God, and how that helps me live my life. "Organized religion" is when people get together to pray together, and talk about that stuff, because you're dealing with questions bigger than any one mind can wrap itself around (so far bigger than billions of minds can wrap around), and listening to how other people have interpreted the world around them can help you gain insight to your own life. Also, humans are inherently social creatures, so why shouldn't something as important in as religion is in many people's lives have a social aspect to it?

      The personal side of religion is still the more important part. Helping other people learn about God is good and noble, but it's hard to do that if you yourself aren't somewhat comfortable with God.

      Anyways, I generally only bother making a distinction because despite the fact that their ultimate purpose points towards God, organized religions are human organizations, and subject to all the same problems and failures that any other human organization can face. Criticizing the Mormon Church, or the Catholic Church, or Islamic groups, etc for their actions is certainly a valid argument much of the time, as all those those organizations have made some serious mistakes. But what I see far too often is people using the failures of those human run groups as some sort of proof that their fundamental beliefs must be wrong, and that God couldn't exist. Like you said, "organized religion" is a popular scarecrow, a punching bag that many people use to attack the idea of religion in general. It's not a very compelling argument in my opinion, partially because it ignores a bunch of common group dynamics that aren't exclusive to religion, and partially because I don't like being judged by the actions that some asshole pope chose 400 years ago just because I got married in a catholic church.

      This is just a really basic overview of some of my thoughts on all this, many people have dedicated their entire lives to writing about religion, so I'm not going to try to duplicate all that work in one /. post (especially because I have to go to work in 5 minutes). It's an interesting topic though.

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  15. Issue a Fatwa!!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    I'll bet a few beheadings on youtube will get WikiLeaks to change it's ways.......wait a sec.......Mormons?!?!? I thought the article said Muslims! Nevermind.

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    1. Re:Issue a Fatwa!!!! by doggod · · Score: 1

      Fatwa? Nah, the Mormons prefer your basic massacre. Get in there, get the job done, none of this pussyfooting around.

    2. Re:Issue a Fatwa!!!! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Those who perpetrated the Mountain Meadows Massacre acted without the authorization of the church; in fact the church had dispatched a messenger to that group explicitly telling them to do nothing to those passing through, but the messenger was unable to arrive in time.

      Way to get your facts straight. (I know, it's on all-knowing Wikipedia. Whatever.)

    3. Re:Issue a Fatwa!!!! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Dont forget to excomunicate the ones responsible then charge them with murder!

  16. Where is wikileaks? by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is wikileaks run outside the USA? How are they able to withstand legal injunctions based on USA copyright law?

    Don't get me wrong. I love wikileaks. I'm just wondering how it is set up to withstand the long haul of attacks that will keep coming from powerful people and organizations who get their nose bloodied by documents there.

    1. Re:Where is wikileaks? by kmarshallbanana · · Score: 2, Informative

      From wikipedia: Wikileaks is hosted by PRQ, an internet service provider in Sweden

      Also: Wikileaks information is distributed across many jurisdictions, organizations and individuals. [From: http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Wikileaks:About%5D

    2. Re:Where is wikileaks? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      One of the methods by which you can get away with publishing copyrighted and secret/classified information is by claiming it is newsworthy.

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    3. Re:Where is wikileaks? by pipatron · · Score: 4, Interesting
      From wikipedia:

      Wikileaks is hosted by PRQ, an internet service provider in Sweden.

      FYI, PRQ is run by the guys behind The Pirate Bay. They're not likely to cave in that easily. :)

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    4. Re:Where is wikileaks? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Wikileaks is pretty decentralised. Exactly what would happen if they were taken to court remains to be seen. Anyone who was remotely likely to sue has chickened out after receiving far more bad publicity than the leaked documents give.

      However, the organisation does have a number of Pro-bono lawyers to call on. It appears that they would defend their right to publish quite aggressively. If they lost they would either concede graciously or simply cease operating in a specific country.

    5. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Copyrighted work in question is under more than one copyright...therefore it is protected by more than one nation's copyright law...

    6. Re:Where is wikileaks? by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

      Wikileaks is mirrored in many countries, so no single court anywhere in the world has jurisdiction over all of them. It is hard to say which if any of those sites is actually the original.

      A list of mirror sites is available at each mirror. Save the source of this page on your local host, so you can have access to mirrors after your favorite wikileaks site is taken down: http://wikileaks.cx/wiki/Wikileaks:Cover_Names

    7. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikileaks is hosted by the same ISP, PRQ, that hosts another well known hard-to-kill website - the piratebay.

      Source: Wikipedia

    8. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can publish excerpts of copyrighted material as long as it's fair use, you can't publish the entire book unmodified.

    9. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears Wikileaks is based in the United States. However, Wikileaks will not provide its address and they are thereby trying not to be subject to the laws of any country. They won their previous lawsuit because they claimed the Wikileaks domain name is owned by an Australian living in Nigeria and hence the United States has no jurisdiction.

    10. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freenet. 'nuff said.

    11. Re:Where is wikileaks? by meatmanek · · Score: 1
      From: http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Wikileaks:About

      Is Wikileaks concerned about any legal consequences? Our roots are in dissident communities and our focus is on non-Western authoritarian regimes. Consequently we believe a politically motivated legal attack on us would be seen as a grave error in Western administrations. However, we are prepared, structurally and technically, to deal with all legal attacks. We design the software, and promote its human rights agenda, but the servers are run by anonymous volunteers. Because we have no commercial interest in the software, there is no need to restrict its distribution. In the very unlikely event that we were to face coercion to make the software censorship friendly, there are many others who will continue the work in other jurisdictions.
      I know that doesn't directly answer the question, but basically they're saying that it doesn't matter if they get sued. Someone else will take the reins.
    12. Re:Where is wikileaks? by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      Untrue. You can absolutely post and entire document if the entire thing is newsworthy.

  17. Order of the Arrow by Ottair · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm no fan of the LDS, either as an institution or as a theocracy, but they have as much right to privacy as any other group or individual. Another organization often under attack by the societal, self-elected correctness monitoring crowd is Scouting USA which sponsors an organization known as the Order of the Arrow. OA also has self published, private material that it wishes remain so. There is also an article on Wikipedia about the Order in which editors have come to a consensus about not publishing those private details in accordance with that groups request, which is within their rights. I suggest the same courtesy be extended to the LDS, it's an issue of fundamental importance to anyone who values freedom of expression in all its forms, internet or otherwise.

    1. Re:Order of the Arrow by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      religions are tax free. they should, in return, disclose ALL their so-called 'secrets'.

      this is supposed to be about god, right? right? why would a deity want his 'true word' kept a secret?

      this makes no sense.

      then again, NO religion makes sense. none of them - that involve a creator an a lot of MADE UP SHIT that has never been found to have a shred of actual truth (historically or scientifically) in it.

      "I know how to do magic." "you do?" "yes, but I can't tell you or it ruins it"

      same shit with religion.

      haven't we humans had enough of this 'scare and control primitive man' stuff yet? (don't answer that - we all know what the answer is).

      btw, does anyone have an archive.org (etc) link of the data they removed? I'm really curious, now, what they think is SO special that god, himself, will get so annoyed at us for knowing such things. I bet it makes their religion look silly (sillier than normal) and we can't have THAT, now, can we?

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    2. Re:Order of the Arrow by db32 · · Score: 1

      Well, I may be wrong, but I don't remember the OA group going ape shit lawsuit happy about that kind of stuff either. This is a little amusing to me that a church and all of its professed teachings of morality are doing this, while a non-religious organization that teaches morality does not go berzerk.

      "Hey, we would kind of like to keep that private, you can see there is nothing of significance in those documents to anyone outside the organization, can you please take that down" vs "God be with us as we send our hordes of lawyers to destroy you heathens and your devil ways! We command you to do as we say!"

      One of these approaches seems to work better...I'm not quite sure which one yet...

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    3. Re:Order of the Arrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of. The OA has a manual which can be readily purchased (at least that's how I got mine 20 years ago) at a regional scout office. There is, as you point out, some private material which is NOT printed and passed on verbally to new members (i.e. WWW). So if you want to keep something private, a good start is not writing it down.

    4. Re:Order of the Arrow by szquirrel · · Score: 1

      Except that, as the Wikipedia article states, pretty much any concerned citizen can satisfy their curiosity about the OA just by asking the organization nicely.

      I was in OA. It's more of an "open secret". Telling everyone about it is like posting spoilers on the Internet (it really only makes you a jerk).

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    5. Re:Order of the Arrow by tlacuache · · Score: 1

      That made me laugh. I did the Order of the Arrow "Ordeal" when I was in Boy Scouts, and the "rituals" involved are, IMO, pretty much cooked up just so twelve to fourteen year old boys will think they're part of some secret Indian club. As far as I know (and a quick Wikipedia check confirms), the BSA and the Order of the Arrow "make clear that any concerned parent, guardian, or religious leader may view the ceremonies, attend meetings, or read scripts upon request to a council, district, lodge, or chapter official to assure themselves that there is nothing objectionable."

      Anyway, I just had to chuckle. The OA ordeal was pretty much just, "Hey, Scouts, come provide free manual labor at the scout camp. Somebody's got to haul away these dead trees..." I never even thought about it as being some big secret.

    6. Re:Order of the Arrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OA also has self published, private material that it wishes remain so."

      Why?

    7. Re:Order of the Arrow by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you haven't attended a history class. Ever. Otherwise you wouldn't have made that statement. Otherwise, go read a couple of books about historical religious claims by historians who aren't crazy - and sometimes even Atheist. You'd be surprised what they may support in the way of historical claims made by some religions.

    8. Re:Order of the Arrow by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

      There are fundamental differences between the LDS and the OA. I have read both the LDS and the OA documents.

      The LDS uses its secret documents to harm people. In the LDS, youth who discover that they are gay are subjected to horrific treatment at the hands of the LDS clergy and lay leaders. The LDS documents in question clearly describe that treatment and the policy of applying it without mercy. Many gay LDS youth commit suicide as a result, and the church officially approves and condones that result. If one life is saved by publishing those documents, it is well worth any inconvenience or embarrassment to the LDS church.

      The OA (Order of the Arrow) is a program of the BSA (Boy Scouts of America). The BSA uses "secrecy" in the OA program to benefit the boys. There are actually no secrets in the OA. The documents in question are the initiation ceremonies for each of the three levels of OA membership. Any adult, either parent or community leader, may read those documents. The youth members are told that the the ceremonies contain secrets to get them to pay attention to the lessons that are taught in those ceremonies. (And, they make it difficult for the youth to get copies of the ceremonies before the youth has gone through each ceremony.)

      The lessons that the OA teaches through these ceremones are are: that "cheerful service" to other people makes you happy; and that "leadership in service" helps other people to learn the first lesson.

      (As a matter of disclosure: I am gay. I am not a member of the LDS. I am a life member of the OA. I do not register with the BSA any more, because of the BSA membership policy re gay people.)

    9. Re:Order of the Arrow by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      historical religious claims?

      as in, an isolated incident, one where no modern proof exists?

      you have GOT to be kidding me. right??

      a god who can't perform CONSTANT 'miracles' is no god. if you require 'special things' to experience god, then it isn't god.

      nothing at all about 'history class'. all I need to know about god is what I read in the papers each day; that the world is 100% godless and no one is there 'watching over us'. clearly, no one is watching over us. or, if this is 'protective care' then I don't want any more of it, ok god?

      only a fool (or a child) continues to believe fairytales. grow up and see the REAL world around you. magic and religion are both non-real. modern man has (or should have) no more use for such things. lightening and thunder (for example) is not something modern man should still be making up stories to explain! and for things that don't have a current explanation, just let it be rather than trying to COOK UP some hoaky story just so you'll sleep well at night.

      this is not about history classes. its about observing how FALSE religion is and how FALSE the whole idea of 'god' is. any real god would continue to prove his existance. there is simply no logical reason why he should 'hide' and only 'believers' would see him. that's your first clue that this is made up shit and not at all factual information. if it was factual, then the 'god miracles' would happen today just like you claim 'from history'.

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    10. Re:Order of the Arrow by Schlage · · Score: 1

      The LDS uses its secret documents to harm people. In the LDS, youth who discover that they are gay are subjected to horrific treatment at the hands of the LDS clergy and lay leaders. Not true. I have friends who are LDS and gay and these alleged "secret documents" mentioned are simply administrative manuals. No more than that. No tortures or brain-washing or anything that could be rationally characterized as such. The LDS church is pretty open on their stance regarding same-sex attraction. If anyone actually wants to read it, and come to their own conclusions, it's under the 'Public Issues' section of the press-centric portion of the LDS church's website: http://www.newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/

      Agree with it or not, it isn't secret and it doesn't speak of horrific treatment, though there is a fundamental disagreement described therein with same-sex relationships and marriage.

      Many gay LDS youth commit suicide as a result, and the church officially approves and condones that result. There have been suicides among gay LDS youth, but to characterize this as the fault of or unique to the LDS church is to ignore the fact that youth suicide rates among gay youth is described as much as four times higher than for other youth: http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayteens/a/gaysuicide.htm

      Further than that though, to say that the LDS church approves and condones such is a false and horrible thing to say. Neither I nor my gay friends have ever heard anyone in a leadership position in the LDS church advocate, encourage, or condone suicide under any conditions. Quite the opposite really. The manuals themselves speak of counseling and compassion in these issues, as opposed to the hate and agression which the parent's post seems to be implying is the case.

      (As a matter of disclosure: I am not gay. I am LDS. And I have friends who are/were LDS and who are gay. They may not agree with, appreciate, or even be less than hostile regarding the LDS church's position on same-sex relationships and marriage, but never have any of them made such claims as those in the parent's post.)
    11. Re:Order of the Arrow by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Hehehe, my friends and I took a nap during our ordeal in the tent we were supposed to be cleaning.

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    12. Re:Order of the Arrow by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of the LDS, either as an institution or as a theocracy, but they have as much right to privacy as any other group or individual.
      Then they need to start paying taxes like other groups and individuals.
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    13. Re:Order of the Arrow by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      I wasn't specifically referring to the miraculous. I was referring to the historicity of events outlined in religious text, ie, archaeological support for New Testament claims of people, places, and events. Though you have a point about the miraculous, you DON'T have one about many points in history.

      My specific point is toward what I know about - Biblical history and its proven supports. I don't believe that you've studied them - at all.

      Frankly, with your vitriol, I'm glad I'm no atheist. You give them a bad name.

    14. Re:Order of the Arrow by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Your argument basically boils down to "If there were a God he would control us so we couldn't do all these horrible things to eachother."

      That's flawed in various ways, but primarily because you assume that any existing God would want to control us. It is perfectly valid to portray a God who wants to let us act how we wish.

      In the same way, parents can, to some degree, control the actions of their children. However, the best parents are the ones that realize that their children will learn far more if they learn by experience than if they are instructed what to do in every way. It is perfectly valid to portray a God who holds the same opinion.

      I'm not trying to prove or disprove whether God exists. I'm only showing you that the basis of your argument is invalid.

    15. Re:Order of the Arrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll give them the courtesy of privacy when they cease to be a tax-exempt organization. As far as I'm concerned tax-exemption implies public subsidizing which in turn implies that it's a public organization.

    16. Re:Order of the Arrow by not_anne · · Score: 1

      There is also an article on Wikipedia about... WikiLEAKS is not run by WikiPEDIA. These are two completely different entities.
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    17. Re:Order of the Arrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds horrible to me. My (considerable) respect for wikipedia is diminished, at the thought that a group of editors have decided to leave notable information off a page simply because some external organisation wants it to remain secret. Hopefully this will be fixed at some point.

    18. Re:Order of the Arrow by Ottair · · Score: 1

      The article referenced a Wikipedia link. I know the difference.

    19. Re:Order of the Arrow by not_anne · · Score: 1

      This article article mentions Wikileaks, Wikimedia and a Wikinews article linking to the Wikileaks article.

      Nowhere is Wikipedia mentioned in the article. Wikipedia is a Wikimedia project, but they're not one and the same.

      Yes, that's a lot of Wiki there, but Wikipedia is not once mentioned in the article.

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    20. Re:Order of the Arrow by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Did you actually read the article? What "horrific treatment" does it talk about? Therapy?

    21. Re:Order of the Arrow by Ottair · · Score: 1

      Read the f'ng post.

    22. Re:Order of the Arrow by not_anne · · Score: 1

      I already did read it actually, as well as the TFA. It's quite nice that the Wikipedia community agreed to self censor as a courtesy in the case you mentioned, but this case is different. Unlike Wikipedia, Wikileaks is all about free, uncensorable disclosure. The whole point of Wikileaks is that the leaked content is distributed in such a way it can't be censored.

      This case also involves an American religion against a Swedish website, where they hold no copyright. It's like China trying to tell the USA that they have to censor certain texts just because it's censored in China. Not likely to happen.

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    23. Re:Order of the Arrow by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

      The "therapy" that they put those kids through is truly horrific. The handbook reads nicely, almost as if they are lovingly trying to help the young men and women. They force the kids into therapy, as if the therapy will help. But the church leaders certainly know that the therapy harms the youth who are forced into it. It's like using bleach to force a black person to become white.

      Every medical and psychological association has determined that sexual orientation is unchangeable, and that attempting to change it does harm to the patient. The question is completely settled.

      The LDS church uses clerical authority to force those kids into that therapy. They threaten the kids with excommunication and eternal damnation if they do not change their sexual orientation. But the kids are not able to change. It's no wonder so many of those kids attempt suicide.

      Here's some more reading: http://www.apa.org/topics/orientation.html http://www.healthyminds.org/glbissues.cfm http://www.ama-assn.org/apps/pf_new/pf_online?f_n=resultLink&doc=policyfiles/HnE/H-160.991.HTM&s_t=homosexuality&catg=AMA/HnE&catg=AMA/BnGnC&catg=AMA/DIR&&nth=1&&st_p=0&nth=1& http://www.youth-suicide.com/gay-bisexual/

    24. Re:Order of the Arrow by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Only a fool will criticise loudly things they obviously have no understanding of.

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    25. Re:Order of the Arrow by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      I HAVE studied them, for years, and you are wrong. My undergraduate degree is in religious studies working on finishing my PhD in the same. I have extensively researched many different researchers' work ranging from academics in religious studies to historians/historians of religion and even geologists, as well as done much of my own published research. There is very little to no historical support for anything miraculous in the New or Old Testament, including the existence of the Christian prophet nor the escape of a large amount of people from Egypt. Anyone who claims there is - is either lying or drastically misrepresenting the data.

    26. Re:Order of the Arrow by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      I am also an atheist. Newsflash, most athiest know more about your faith than you do. In fact, many of us even have degrees in it and study it for a living.

    27. Re:Order of the Arrow by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      "The Christian prophet?" That's a new one. I'll reiterate - I WASN'T specifically referring to the miraculous, but also to other claims. The NT in particular has often been proven right by archaeology. The Exodus, from everything I've read, is still up for grabs and has good reason why it WOULDN'T be in the archaeological record (Pharoahs don't like to lose and typically didn't pronounce their losses). Yeah, I know there's a ton of both pro- and con scholarship out there.

      At least I'm not the one being mean about it.

    28. Re:Order of the Arrow by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      only a fool would insist on bearded sky wizards when NONE have ever been successfully shown to be real.

      simply finding references to jesus means nothing more than finding references to zeus, in ancient writings.

      people used to pray to zeus. they were SURE (as sure as you christians are) that they were 'right'.

      now zoom a few thousand years (to our time). switch the name but the MO is still the same. a 'hiding' non-performing god that has no more power than any of the other religions' ideas about god.

      for millions of years, man has had no real idea about god; but for millions of years, he sure tells some might tall tales!

      tales are for entertainment. science is what helps us UNDERSTAND the world around us. religion has no place in the modern world.

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    29. Re:Order of the Arrow by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Even the Bible makes no claim of a "Bearded sky wizard." You also expect things from God that would not be expected if you understood what the Bible says.

      If you want to attack something you should know about it at least at a fundamental level. Either you are engaging in a deliberate straw man attack or you are ignorant of what you are condemning. Either way your arguments reflect poorly on you.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    30. Re:Order of the Arrow by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      don't be an ass. I'm not literally talking about a bearded guy, although in many western beliefs, their view of what god is all about isn't far from that description.

      the fact that you believers seem to ascribe human traits to what would (probably) not have them - that's what I am referring to when I call your god 'bearded sky wizard'.

      and don't tell me that this isn't the form of god you explain to your kids as you bring them up. being brought up in the US, this is what is taught (directly or indirectly) to kids. hopefully, kids later can shake this image and go 'more abstract' but lets also be honest; many can't go abstract and so the "BSW" is basically what they're left with in how they visualize this concept you call 'god'.

      there are many religious people who can get beyond the 'guy in the clouds' thing but MANY (majority, I'm afraid) really do not see it as much more than that. if their god has emotions, how far away from throwing thunderbolts (eg, zeus) is that?

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    31. Re:Order of the Arrow by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      When you can arbitrarily attribute thoughts, motivations, and actions to people it is easy to view them in a way that releases your conscience from accountability. One way to short circuit this biologically reinforced tribal mechanism is to actually get to know some people who are serious about Christianity.

      Your version of what believers think and teach is artificially mocked up to appear more simplistic, ridiculous, and wacky than it actually is. What happened to you to color your generalizations and cause you to buy into a false stereotype I cannot fathom. However, you might find some solace by seeking to understand people that are Christians, rather than attacking them for characteristics they do not posess.

      Case in point, you refer to me in a context of "you believers" and say I attribute emotions and characteristics to my chosen diety that you think should not be present in a diety. The problem with this statement is this: the Bible teaches emotionality is an attribute of the human body. Therefore, God does not have emotions as humans do.

      So, not only are you wrong, but you are guilty of stereotyping, straw-manning, oversimplification, and not even knowing about what you are criticising. I am sure you could find quite a few valid things to criticise about Christianity and believers if you took the time to understand them. Until then you will just look silly when you open your mouth to ridicule believers.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  18. Obligatory South Park reference by alephnull42 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "All Hail Xenu!"

    oops, sorry, got my alien-worshipping loonies mixed up...

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  19. Imagine the combination of... by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Scientology and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints....

    Oh my god, I can foresee a whole season of South Park about such a group....

    Dum, dum dum, dum, dummmmm

    1. Re:Imagine the combination of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.... Special underwear that costs $300,000.
    2. Re:Imagine the combination of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a South Park point of view, the Mormon episode was actually quite positive. Other than mocking the ridiculossity of the Mormon faith (Joseph Smith), it actually blantantly implied that Moromon people are pretty much the nicest people out there.

      I really hate it when stupid people think that South Park hates something just because they're "making fun" of it (like Jews).

      "They were Mexicans! I was being ironic!"

  20. The Bill Hicks Defense by Layer+3+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You guys are christian, right? So forgive me."

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  21. Times Change by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    The only problem I see with this is that people will read the 1968 version and try to compare that to today's LDS Church.

    The statements in the 1999 summary seem pretty reasonable.

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    I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
  22. Not beheadings by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    I'll bet a few beheadings on youtube will get WikiLeaks to change it's ways.......wait a sec.......Mormons?!?!? I thought the article said Muslims!
    Based on their history, Mormons are more into disembowelment than beheading. But I think it would get the point across just as well.
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    I am not a crackpot.
    1. Re:Not beheadings by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because a lot of Mormons have disemboweled people. What are you smoking?

  23. We need to hack all IPs simultaneously! by s.d. · · Score: 1
  24. Please explain by jopet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is just a normal case of copyright infringement. Somebody holds the copyright and does not want somebody else to publish the book. Whether it is this book or a bestselling novel does not matter.
    I wonder how those who talk about "gagging" here would actually want copyright laws to work? Abandon them alltogether and let anyone publish whatever they like? Or just allow the publishing of something when some group decides it is "evil"?

    Of course, news media should have the right to publish excerpts from anything that is news or relevant and in most countries this is legal (i do not know about the US). So if you want to report about some weird/dangerous,/ridiculous issues in this book, provide a write-up (your own words of what is in there: legal) and support it with facsimiles of excerpts of the original (small parts: legal).

    What would be the problem with that?

    1. Re:Please explain by sgt.greywar · · Score: 1

      I wonder how those who talk about "gagging" here would actually want copyright laws to work? Abandon them alltogether and let anyone publish whatever they like? Well that is pretty much how most of Slashdot tends to feel about copyrights. They would rather they just didn't apply.
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    2. Re:Please explain by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Yeah. ... Copyright + Religion ... now where did we hear that ... could it be: scientology?? Which used Copyright as tool to oppress. /facepalm You certainly didn't succeed in making Mormons look any better.

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    3. Re:Please explain by explodingspleen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (1) If you make divine attribution to your material, you de facto cede the copyright to it, because you've admitted you are not the actual author. Without a legal document signed by God, you just don't have any grounds to restrict it.

      (2) In fact, it violates my religious freedom because how am I supposed to observe the dictates of the text (which I plausibly believe in) if I'm kept from reading it? It's one thing to ex-communicate people (which LDS actually has some court-ordered restrictions on now) but it is another to say they can't setup their own copy church either.

      (3) If someone seriously has the secret key to salvation, it's unthinkable that the rest of us should perish in the fires of hell for lack of access to it. I'd saying doing so should open them to all sorts of lawsuits on behalf of the deceased for causing grievous post-mortem suffering.

      (4) Copyright law is designed to encourage the authorship of works by creating an opportunity for profitable return. It is not designed so the feds can watch over your little secret society for you.

    4. Re:Please explain by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      What would be the problem with that? The fact that text in question is not a creative work, and merely lists prescribed procedures and rules of an existing organization, without any creative writing or even compilation applied to it. If someone wrote annotated version of the handbook, or comparison between two handbooks, it would be creative work.

      A bare set of rules may be protected as a trade secret -- owner can sue whoever leaked the document, but that would be the only remedy they can get. Everyone else, who got the material without being entrusted with it, is free to do whatever he wants. Worse yet, it would be still questionable if it can be treated as a trade secret because it has no value except to anyone who does not have access to it already. Unless, of course, someone wants to create a church that imitates Mormon procedures without being Mormon, but I don't think, such an argument would result in anything but getting laughed out of a courtroom -- even in Utah.
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    5. Re:Please explain by Tom · · Score: 1

      The reason that it's called "gagging" is that while copyright might be the law applied here, the use of it is not what the law was intended for.

      The problem the mor(m)ons have is not that someone else publishing the material somehow disturbs their sales, business model, or the compensation of the author. They just don't want the stuff published externally at all. So they use copyright in order to keep a secret. But copyright wasn't created to protect secrets, it was created to allow you to distribute something without everyone else making a copy for free or cheap.

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    6. Re:Please explain by pla · · Score: 1

      Abandon them alltogether and let anyone publish whatever they like?

      C'mon, you posted this on Slashdot. Down with all forms of intellectual property, etc, etc (and yes, I largely agree with that stance, though I won't rant about it in this particular post).


      What would be the problem with that?

      Did you know that in chapter 27 it talks about rendering the fat of unbaptised babies to make the secret Mormon wedding ointment[*]? Of course, not having access to a copy to read for yourself, you'll just have to take my word for it...



      * - Not trolling, mods - If you don't understand my point, don't moderate.

    7. Re:Please explain by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Abandon them alltogether and let anyone publish whatever they like?

      Yes. That would be best. Rolling them back to their original duration would be an acceptable compromise... for now.

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      What?
    8. Re:Please explain by Schlage · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is blowing the entire thing out of proportion, not to mention a distortion/mischaracterization of the material at hand. This is an administrative manual, not a litururgical text, which involves policies and procedures. Nothing directly dealing with doctrine, as such, despite the frequent sciptural references that made to provide for the doctrinal underpinnings of the policy.

    9. Re:Please explain by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder how those who talk about "gagging" here would actually want copyright laws to work?

      I would like them to work the way it says in the Constitution, "To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries". In other words, and excellent way for copyright to work is to temporarily restrict copying of new works, thus providing economic incentives for more new works to be published in the first place and enriching the public domain in the long run.
      Bad ways for copyright laws to work include:
      • Making that "temporary" restriction so long that old works can be lost entirely, or even just so long that the marginal promotion of the original work is less valuable than the still-forbidden creation of new derivative works.
      • Extending that restriction retroactively, which impedes rather than promotes the progress of new derivative works and the dissemination of the original but which (unless we invent time travel) gives no additional incentive to the original author's creation.

      Or, as in the CHI cases, bad ways for copyright law to be used include:
      • Impeding the progress of history by making primary sources harder to come by.
      • Restricting the flow of factual information (in the case of the original CHI lawsuit, the excerpts were part of a "How to Remove Your Name From the LDS Records" instructional page) which seems to qualify for all four factors of "fair use"
      • Trying to apply economic incentives to the publication of a work whose authors have no interest in selling it and would happily keep it out of the public domain forever.
      • Trying to create a chilling effect to restrict criticism of a work.

      And finally, even those of us who see this as "gagging" don't necessarily see the solution to be "fix copyright law". Fair use, in particular, is a tricky thing to legislate in advance and a tricky thing for a court to decide. In some cases, such as this one in my opinion, a better fix isn't to have the law on our side, but to have the public on our side. Note that even the Mormons posting here are disappointed by their church's action; hopefully that kind of backlash can lead to these legal demands being withdrawn due to persuasion, without the need for litigation.

      So if you want to report about some weird/dangerous,/ridiculous issues in this book, provide a write-up (your own words of what is in there: legal) and support it with facsimiles of excerpts of the original (small parts: legal).

      What would be the problem with that?


      In the case of religious censorship, you just need to check out the apologetics to see the problem. Paraphrases and commentaries get dismissed as "persecution" and "lies"; small facsimiles are accused of being "taken out of context". Sometimes you really need to give people all the information available before you can get past all the walls trying to obscure it.
    10. Re:Please explain by Mr+Abstracto · · Score: 1

      (1) If you make divine attribution to your material, you de facto cede the copyright to it, because you've admitted you are not the actual author. Without a legal document signed by God, you just don't have any grounds to restrict it. What does God need with a starship...err, I mean copyright?
    11. Re:Please explain by pavera · · Score: 1

      Except you are 100% wrong. Copyright as created in the constitution provides "the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries" to the author(s). The EXCLUSIVE right, IE, If I write something, and I don't want anyone but myself and my wife to read it, as the creator, I am allowed to restrict distribution to myself and my wife.

      The constitution and copyright law provide absolutely 0 limit to the rights of the author. Getting a copyright on something does not require you to distribute it, or to distribute it for profit. It grants you the EXCLUSIVE right to do with it whatever you please. By copyrighting something it doesn't provide anyone else a right to access it.

    12. Re:Please explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religious publications should not be protected by copyright because the "author" is a non-profit entity, and therefore should not be profiting from the work, nor should profit be the motive for creating the work, and therefore the rationale for protecting the work by copyright disappears.

    13. Re:Please explain by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the LDS Church isn't using copyright as a tool to oppress. It's simply protecting its copyright through the proper legal channels. If you really want to know what's in the manual, you can always just ask.

    14. Re:Please explain by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      how am I supposed to observe the dictates of the text if I'm kept from reading it There is a difference between an administrative manual and scripture that members are bound to live by. The scriptures are freely available online here, and a hard copy of the Book of Mormon may be ordered online or by asking a local LDS missionary or church member. These are the things that members are bound to live by - materials that are freely available to them.

      The administrative manual in question, however, contains no doctrine that cannot be found in the scriptures; it simply contains the policies and procedures that the Church wants its leaders to abide by in various situations. How would you suggest that such a manual be distributed?

      It is illogical to require an organization to mass-publish a manual intended only for those in leadership positions. The Church is not trying to keep anything secret, they are simply protecting a copyright they own, the same thing any other organization would do.

      If someone seriously has the secret key to salvation, it's unthinkable that the rest of us should perish in the fires of hell for lack of access to it Indeed it is unthinkable; in fact one of the core LDS beliefs is that everyone will, at some point, whether in this life or the next, have the opportunity to learn and subsequently accept or reject LDS teachings.
    15. Re:Please explain by Tom · · Score: 1

      If you argue along that route, you're going 100mph down a dead end.

      You quoted quite selectively. That sentence has an interesting beginning:

      "To promote the progress of science and useful arts..."

      Now I'm looking really forward to the argument that explains how Mormonism is either a science or a useful art...

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    16. Re:Please explain by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that americans have a screwed up sense of copyright. You don't have to look farther than to the DCMA for proof.

      On a more personal note, I'd be interested in the contents of your personal diaries. You know, the ones where you keep your 'secret' pictures hidden... oh wait, what do you mean ... I *can't* have them? ... WHY NOT? OH WAIT... You have rights too? But, you're an american ... I thought ... but wait ... you're arguing FOR ... and against?

    17. Re:Please explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony is they try and give you the book of mormon for free on tv all the time.

    18. Re:Please explain by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      (1) the material here is managorial, not doctrinal. So the divine attribution dosn't count.

      (2) Everything in the text is common knowledge to members who have been around a while.

      (3)The LDS Church hardly restricts access to learning about its doctrines

      (4)There isnt anything secret about it and copyright extends farther than just for-profit material.

    19. Re:Please explain by Tom · · Score: 1

      One, I'm not amerian, but we can ignore that for this argument.

      No, you can't have my diary or private pictures. But the reason I'd give for that is privacy, not copyright.

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    20. Re:Please explain by pavera · · Score: 1

      But by your argument you are saying that if I copyright something I sacrifice my privacy. And anything that is written is automatically copyrighted by the author, so, give me your diary, because it is copyrighted.

      What if a business writes down their internal strategy meetings? These are then copyrighted by the business. Should a competing entity be able to request those copyrighted works? Certainly not.

      This is the problem with your argument, copyright applies to any document which is written. If I write a letter to my wife that document is copyrighted and I own the copyright. If a poem in that letter turns out to be a wonderful work, I am entitled to publish it, or exploit it for financial gain in any way I please. But it is not your right to request that letter from me, nor should any person be able to gain access to any document solely on the basis that the document is copyrighted. As I already mentioned, all written documents automatically fall under copyright unless they are explicitly released to the public domain.

  25. Looked at the examples by Edward+Ka-Spel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just looked at the excerpts on wikileak and it looks like this is much ado about nothing. Agree with them or not, I find nothing scandalous about a churches stance on transexuals, sperm donations, surrogate mothers, etc. Sounds like something any good church SHOULD have a stand on, one way or another.

    It sounds to me like this really is a pure IP issue. The handbook is a published material with applicable stated copyright laws. I think if you went and asked a Mormon church leader, he would be more than happy to show you his copy and answer any questions you have... ;)

    As for the PR value of this move, that is certainly questionable.

    1. Re:Looked at the examples by Patersmith · · Score: 1

      Just like the GPL, I suspect this copyright is more about derivative works. Unlike the GPL, I suspect the copyright is to provide some leverage against a break-away church making their own modifications (forking?) and carrying on under the LDS name.

    2. Re:Looked at the examples by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they weighed the PR consequences against the consequences of not enforcing their copyright and decided that it is more important to enforce their copyright than avoid bad PR. There's already plenty of bad PR out there about the LDS Church (just ask any anti-Mormon), a little more probably won't hurt anything in the long run.

  26. Pushing Water Uphill by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's quite easy, if you freeze the water into the shape of a wheel and put the sharp stick through the middle.

    "What do they teach in the schools these days?"
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  27. That's a strong stick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did you mean "freeze the water AROUND the stick (and no more) because if you freeze the water the stick is in, then you've frozen the river into its banks.

    And that stuff is heavy...

  28. Talk to the Scientologists! by Chas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ask them how well their campaign of suppression is working out for them.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  29. Religious texts should not have copyright by ianare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 'The Gallic Wars' by Julius Caesar, book 6 chapter 14, there is a description of Gallic religious practices. The druids would not permit their texts to be written down, they had to be memorized. One reason being that as soon as a text was written it would pass into a sort of 'public domain' where non-druids could read it.

    This sounds like something that should be in place today. Make all religious texts public domain, no exceptions. Religions are not for profit (well in theory) and they are tax-exempt, so they have no reason to have copyright. And they use copyright law to harass and bully their detractors. So take that power away from them.

    Oh, Your religion wants hide something? Fine, memorize it.

    1. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful
      -Rob

    2. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by kruzty · · Score: 1

      Exactly - start paying taxes, then you can use the laws created by them.

    3. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Cool, we could include the multitudinous versions of the Book of Mormon.

    4. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith, Jr., descends from the Gaelic bardic family of Ireland's Clan King. Joseph Smith is really Joseph M'Gowan. His family would have maintained their oral traditions into this country. Joseph Smith likely knew more about his contemporaries' family histories than they knew themselves, and he would have known most of Ireland's secret history (Atholl lodges anyone?).

      While Joseph Smith, Jr., descends from a bardic family of Clan King (M'Gowans were bards for the O'Connors), I descend from the princely family of Clan King (the O'Moores, our bards being chosen from the Macrossans/M'Crossans/MacCrossans [also called the Cosbies/Cosbys]).

      My closest patrilineal ancestor to Joseph Smith, Jr., is Conall Cernach, the famous Red Branch knight of Ulster:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conall_Cernach

      Conlan Abu!

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    5. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      One reason being that as soon as a text was written it would pass into a sort of 'public domain' where non-druids could read it. See, this is what happens when you don't have copyright laws. This applied to EVERYTHING before copyright law, not just religious texts. Now, that might not be a problem for you, but applying it just to religions would be unfair. If this was to apply to anyone who actually received tax money, I'd be all for it. And there might be some argument for applying such a rule to all tax-exempt entities, but that isn't what you said at all.
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      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    6. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 1

      You mean like Joseph Smith's "Golden Tablets"? The ones no one else ever actually saw? Compare that with how Biblical texts were meticulously maintained over many centuries, and then tell me again that Mormonism is based on something - or someone - spiritual.

    7. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 'The Gallic Wars' by Julius Caesar, book 6 chapter 14, there is a description of Gallic religious practices. The druids would not permit their texts to be written down, they had to be memorized. One reason being that as soon as a text was written it would pass into a sort of 'public domain' where non-druids could read it.

      This sounds like something that should be in place today. Make all religious texts public domain, no exceptions. Religions are not for profit (well in theory) and they are tax-exempt, so they have no reason to have copyright. And they use copyright law to harass and bully their detractors. So take that power away from them.

      Oh, Your religion wants hide something? Fine, memorize it. So, privacy should be eliminated for an activity or 'product' if it's not taxable or for profit? I hope you haven't written anything that could be considered religious in your journal or in an email message - perhaps we should allow the government or anyone else to search it and determine if it should be made public. Oh, and your phone conversations too.
    8. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by ianare · · Score: 1

      This applied to EVERYTHING before copyright law, not just religious texts. Not always, for example it was forbidden for non-priests to read the Christian bible during medieval times. The Romans, OTOH, had no such restrictions (at least at the time of Julius Caesar).

      Now, that might not be a problem for you, but applying it just to religions would be unfair. If this was to apply to anyone who actually received tax money, I'd be all for it. You bring up a very valid point, but I do think religions, by their very nature, do warrant special treatment. All religions, one way or another, are all about control. By controlling beliefs and morals you control thought, by controlling thought you control actions. This makes religion particularly dangerous in a democratic and liberal society such as our own. Therefore I believe some transparency should be required on their part.
      NPOs are about pushing an agenda or delivering a service, but not controlling people in the same way religions are.
      Regarding money received from taxes, I believe the government does require a certain level of transparency when giving out such grants.

      disclaimer: while tolerant of people's beliefs, I do think all religion is inherently evil.
    9. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Tax-exempt = Collecting money but not paying taxes on it.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    10. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by buraianto · · Score: 1

      Many of the (older) printings of the Book of Mormon are in the public domain now. Feel free to grab one.

    11. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LDS church does not have the same tax exempt status as some other churches ... just fyi

    12. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      By controlling beliefs and morals you control thought, by controlling thought you control actions. This makes religion particularly dangerous in a democratic and liberal society such as our own. This is far less true of religions than it is of most of the media we have today. At least I know what most religions are trying to sell - I have no idea what the agenda of most newspapers and television channels are. And they try to hide the details of that at least as much as most religions do.

      Regarding money received from taxes, I believe the government does require a certain level of transparency when giving out such grants. If this was at all the case in a meaningful way, you wouldn't hear about all those stories of patented products that resulted from government research.

      disclaimer: while tolerant of people's beliefs, I do think all religion is inherently evil. While I don't agree, at least you're more up-front about it than most.
      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    13. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Just like the Bible!

    14. Re:Religious texts should not have copyright by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Nope, NOT multitudinous. Comparatively speaking, there aren't THAT many versions of the Bible, and none (other than Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons) deviate that much from each other, particularly in how the original Greek and Hebrew are interpreted. The book of Mormon has had 4000+ changes, many of which have conflicts with original printing.

  30. chi99.htm works better by PalmKiller · · Score: 2, Informative

    The html version here chi99.htm works better cause it has the hyperlinks, the pdf has link references to it. http://www.provocation.net/chi/chi99.htm

  31. apostacy by conureman · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I believe that is true, MOST religions can handle a little casual rejection, but one of the major ones, Islam, IIRC, has a real dim view of letting you go once you've bought in. I think stoning was the prescribed answer.

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    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  32. mod parent up! by tlacuache · · Score: 1

    Exactly... I don't see what the big deal is about the LDS church wanting to protect its copyright. This isn't really about the church trying to pull some massive coverup because there's anything confidential in the manual. It's just copyrighted material, and, according to copyright law, they have the right to try to protect it.

  33. Misunderstanding and Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the author if all this isn't an "anti-Mormon bigot" because of the wording and the content...

    The "Confidential Handbook" is a copyrighted work. Distribution of this work on the internet without permission is a violation of that Copyright. That is against Copyright law. This isn't a DMCA control argument, it isn't MPAA/RIAA tactics against unknown individuals for unknown infringements...this is a specific violation of a Copyright, and I have to agree with their desire to have it removed from WikiLeaks.

    Secondly, this isn't some "super secret", crypto, "my cult is better than yours", "secret decoder ring" kind of book. It is the "Church Handbook of Instructions" which is a guide of how LDS Bishops and other leaders are to conduct Church "business"...
    Something you may or may not know; unlike other religions, the LDS do not have a "professional clergy" and relies upon the membership to fill positions like Bishop...
    So, instead of having a special school, special religious classes and instruction, the LDS have their "instruction" in a manual...in this before mentioned Copyrighted work.

    Thirdly, using words like "Mormon Church has instructed its lawyers to gag the Internet" is a clear sign of some kind of bias or prejudice against the LDS Church...that SlashDot has allowed this into the discussion forum is questionable. It isn't designed as a discussion topic, but a way to take a jab or two at the LDS Church.

  34. The Handbook, and Getting Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was pretty deep into Mormonism for a while. I served a Mormon
    mission, graduated from the church-run BYU, and was appointed to
    various leadership positions (with 6:00am Sunday meetings to talk
    about other peoples' sex lives and all). I left the Mormon institution a
    few years ago, and based on discussions I have read on various
    Mormon-themed web forums, the main interest in the church's handbook
    of instructions relates to how people can just get the hell out.

    From the handbook:

    > Name Removal and Church Discipline
    >
    > If a member requests name removal and a bishop or stake president
    > has evidence of transgression that warrants convening a disciplinary
    > council, he should not act on the request until Church discipline
    > has been imposed or he has concluded that no disciplinary council
    > will be held. Name removal should not be used as a substitute for or
    > alternative to Church discipline. If a member requests name removal
    > and a bishop or stake president suspects transgression but lacks
    > sufficient evidence to convene a disciplinary council, the request
    > for name removal may be approved. Any evidence of unresolved
    > transgressions should be noted on the Report of Administrative
    > Action form so priesthood leaders may resolve such matters if the
    > individual applies for readmission into the Church.

    I should emphasize that this is pure bullshit, but a lot of people who
    are trying to leave the Mormon institution get caught up in these
    sorts of games. For someone who was indoctrinated into Mormonism as a
    child, this really is a fantastic mind-fuck.

    The trick is not to request name removal, but to submit a formal
    letter of resignation. There is an entire web site devoted to helping
    people in the Mormon institution do just that:

    http://www.mormonnomore.com/

    The lesson from the handbook is that if you just request name removal,
    if the church hierarchy determines that you are somehow sinning, they
    will still try to humiliate you by putting you through their kangaroo
    court. The truth is, you have a legal right to simply resign from the
    church at any time, and from the instant your letter lands in the
    hands of the local bishop of your church, you are *out*. They
    absolutely cannot hold these disciplinary proceedings for you, since
    you have legally resigned and are longer a member.

    By having access to this handbook, people trying to leave the Mormon
    intitution can learn a lot about what to expect from the leaders in
    the institution when they try to leave, and they can be prepared ahead
    of time to react in a way that serves their own best interests.

    1. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of a topic that used to come up on alt.atheism from time to time. Former Catholics would occasionally ask how they might go about obtaining a formal excommunication. The great joke of course was that, as atheists, why should they care what the Church thinks, or desire formal recognition from a bishop?

      (Of course, by openly holding and teaching heretical doctrine, every one of us on that newsgroup incurred automatic excommunication anyway; the episcopal rubber-stamp is quite unnecessary in our case :-)

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    2. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone processes name removal for requestee's I don't recognize what you describe at all.

      If someone wants their name removed, they put it in writing, and we remove it.

      The annoying bit is people who belong to a church which they KNOW sends visitors around every now and then, COMPLAIN about be hassled and say they want to leave, and then can't be bothered to SIGN the letter to do it.

      Posting a/c cos I'm I've got mod points.

    3. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      This post is truly a sad indictment upon how brainwashed Church (religious) followers are - imagine believing you needed 'permission' to stop attending church....How f&%$ed up must you be to think like that ??

      I think the UN Commission on Human Rights should really do something about such practices - making it a written fundamental human right to leave a religion at any time with no penalty whatsoever.

      Any religion that didn't obey this rule would be classified as a cult instead.

    4. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Or you could just stop being Mormon. You don't need anyone's permission.

      --
      Evil people are out to get you.
    5. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You kind of missed the point of that excerpt. The point is to prevent people from doing the following:

      1) Commit some sin that the church disapproves of
      2) Request that your name be removed from Church records in order to avoid the consequences
      3) Get re-baptized, thus obtaining a "clean slate" according to the records of the Church

      By asking leaders to hold off on approving name removals before determining whether there is cause for a disciplinary council is perfectly valid. There would certainly be an uproar if a guy rapes someone, gets his name removed from the church records, moves to another state, gets rebaptized, rapes someone else, and then someone finds out what happened at his last location. It's a protection mechanism for the church. (Disciplinary records are not removed, as far as I know, even if a person's name is removed from the list of members; again this is for the church's protection.)

    6. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, that information's not secret at all. I'm in an LDS bishopric. We tell people this information all the time when we stop by their house to check in (after noticing nobody knows their status even though they're on the member list) and they ask for no contact anymore. They just write a letter and it's done with. Over. Of course, most people simply can't be bothered to write a letter, so they decide to just yell at anybody who comes by. :-/

      Many members see it this way: Fewer people on the roll means you have fewer visits to do, fewer places to drive, and fewer people to keep track of. It's hard enough to find time for people who *do* want to be visited, let alone people who really don't want any contact.

    7. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

      I was pretty deep into Mormonism for a while. I served a Mormon mission, graduated from the church-run BYU, and was appointed to various leadership positions (with 6:00am Sunday meetings to talk about other peoples' sex lives and all).
      You are implying the leaders' intentions are not pure. The purpose of the Sunday leadership meeting is to discuss organization of the congregation and needs of the members. Occasionally, a specific member may be discussed in an effort to help that person (the need may be financial, spiritual, schooling, vocational, etc). In the meetings I attended for several years, the rule was that we only discussed an individual if we were going to do something to help them -- no gossiping and doing what you imply. Those that serve and attend these meetings are not paid clergy, they are typical people like you and me. They sincerely try their best to help those around them, just as Christ would help people.
    8. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      If you really dont care anymore, why would a Church discipline council humiliate you?

    9. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TechyImmigrant (175943) wrote:
      > Or you could just stop being Mormon. You don't need anyone's
      > permission.

      The problem with this approach is illustrated by this poster in this
      same thread:

      > The annoying bit is people who belong to a church which they KNOW
      > sends visitors around every now and then, COMPLAIN about be hassled
      > and say they want to leave, and then can't be bothered to SIGN the
      > letter to do it.

      The Mormon institution is structured to incessantly pester you so long
      as your name is in the database.

    10. Re:The Handbook, and Getting Out by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      ... guy rapes someone, gets his name removed from the church records, moves to another state, gets rebaptized, rapes someone else, and then someone finds out what happened at his last location.

      Sorry. The Vatican has the copyright for that one.

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      That is all.
  35. Would you like to know more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is an 800 number you can call to have two clean cut young men come to your house and tell you more about the Mormon church.

  36. Manual's Content by Daimaou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have three physical copies of the LDS Church's handbooks. One is from the 80s, and two are the most current.

    All they contain are instructions for people who are asked to be leaders in their church, so they'll know what to do. Unlike other religions, the LDS Church doesn't have paid clergy, so people don't go to years of school to learn how to be a minister. Instead, they are provided with these manuals and they can reference them when they have questions.

    If you're looking for some hidden secret about the LDS Church to make you go all jiggy inside, you're not going to find anything here. If you're up for a dry read though, knock yourself out at WikiLeaks.

    Finally, the LDS Church does own the copyrights to these manuals. The law does offer them protection against violators, so I don't see anything wrong with them demanding that protection.

    1. Re:Manual's Content by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      Finally, the LDS Church does own the copyrights to these manuals. The law does offer them protection against violators, so I don't see anything wrong with them demanding that protection.

      Copyright grants authors the ability to control distribution of their works as a compromise to enhance the public good, and allow profit for the author.

      In this case, the church is not making a profit, nor is the public good served by giving anyone control over distribution of this text.

      Most people seem to confuse copyright with control. Authors/creators are not given control out of some inherent right. And, control is not permanent or guaranteed. Authors only get control to generate profit, as an incentive to get the author to generate new works.

      This particular work, as far as I can see, has nothing to do with the usual ideas of copyright. Neither do bibles.

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    2. Re:Manual's Content by geekoid · · Score: 1

      These documents open a bigger eye to the restrictions this 'church' applies to people wanting to become members or participate in this tax exempt organization.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Manual's Content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I read what was on Wiki Leaks and it didn't make the LDS Church look bad at all. With all the hype I was expecting some Scientology level crazy. But everything I read seemed really level headed and well within the realm of more traditional religions. I think the only person who could find fault with anything there would be an athiest. And I really don't see why the LDS Church is trying to have it taken down.

    4. Re:Manual's Content by epoulin · · Score: 1

      I am also a Mormon and have used this manual extensively. They tend to deal with policy/operations/organization and some "sensitive" issues, as highlighted in some of the links. Overall they aren't juicy as has been stated, but provide principles and policies for local leaders to follow. I think part of the concern may be with members of the church second guessing local church leaders by quoting "policy" which may lead to disputes/disaccord in a church which promotes peace, love and Christ-like attributes. However, I've always wished to have an electronic copy of this manual... I hate carrying it around or forgetting this thing when I need it.

    5. Re:Manual's Content by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      This particular work, as far as I can see, has nothing to do with the usual ideas of copyright. Neither do bibles.

      Why not? They need to make a profit on them. All non-profits are for-profit, but with the "profit" being rolled back into the organization rather than paid out in dividends. A public corporation with shareholders and traded on the stock market that doesn't pay out dividends is essentially a non-profit corporation, with the only difference being that they are allowed to pay dividends in the future. Non-profits have bills. They usually pay out things that they don't expect a return on. As such, they must have some area where they take in more than they expend (profit). Donations are a type of profit. Fund raisers like raffles, car washes and such are also profit generating activities. A non-profit that doesn't make a profit will have to close its doors when it runs out of money. They are still a business.

      Since they have the bills of business and must generate income to cover expenses and grow like any other business, why should they be denied copyrights like businesses?


      But then, the Bible isn't copyrighted. The King James version was never under any copyright. The NIV and some others were produced at some expense are are under copyright. The book in question here is probably covered under copyright as well. I'm not sure if they claim it is, or if they claim it is a trade secret, but either way, they do have some rights. Perhaps the first versions of this book are out of copyright and only the recent revisions are? If so, then get an old one and use it and there is no trouble. If it's a trade secret, then they are in Scientology territory.

  37. ALL religions are cults... by denzacar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Its just that some are more popular than others.

    And they all have their confidential handbooks. You know... Them Bibles, Qur'ans, Torah and such.
    Only thing is - you have to be IN the clan for the books to be confidential.
    To us unbelievers those books a just fiction. But to the "chosen ones" they are a map to heaven and a blueprint for perfection.

    Kinda like the back of the 20$ bill. You have to be high to see the men in the bushes.
    Same thing with religions.
    You have to be high on the stuff they are selling to see the saint, angels, prophets and such where there are none.

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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    1. Re:ALL religions are cults... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      How confidential is a Bible, Torah, Qu'ran, etc, when it can be purchased at any bookstore and is even available online? I personally would not be involved in an organization which had documented practices which only certain members of the organization were allowed to read. Well, other than every single job I have ever had, anyway.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  38. Ditto by NMBLNG · · Score: 1

    I'd have to agree with some of the other posts. I think it's more of a copyright issue.

  39. Re:Order of the Arrow - Right to Privacy???? by shadow099 · · Score: 1

    Let me find my copy of the constitution and bill of rights.... hmmm... nope.. no right to privacy.... I agree with you however that privacy should be a courtesy shown to those who don't use lawyers to do their talking for them.

  40. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great... now /. has removed the whole site

  41. Bought in? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Where "bought in" includes being born to Muslim parents. Stoning doesn't seem to be so common nowadays, but some countries (Egypt springs to mind) put your religion on your ID card and will only allow changes one way; and murders by means other than stoning do occur. It's often hard, though, in such cases to separate religious motivation (X should be killed simply for abandoning Islam) from social motivation (X should be killed to preserve the family honour, which was damaged by having a family member abandon Islam).

    1. Re:Bought in? by ianare · · Score: 1

      No, you don't have to be born muslim to be punished for apostasy. A convert is equally guilty. Note though that there is no prescribed earthly penalty (016.109), punishment is to be dealt by god in the 'hereafter'.

    2. Re:Bought in? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you actually read what I said, because your first sentence contradicts something I didn't say. "Includes" != "means".

      The issue of earthly punishment may not be quite so clear-cut as you suggest. And there's some rather clear support for killing apostates in the Hadith.

    3. Re:Bought in? by ianare · · Score: 1

      No I read it, just assumed you meant "means", as it was not very clear.
      You're right about the Hadith, of course, though I'm sure you are aware that not all Muslims follow it.
      As for the Koran quote, I'm sure fundamentalists would use it to sanctify their murdering ways, but it seems to me that that would be stretching it a bit.

  42. It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know I'll get marked as a troll for this, but that is not my intent, so please try to be open minded. :-)

    When someone can prove to me why one god is any more real than any other god, I'll believe. Until that point in time, I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid.

    Religion absolutely requires strict autocratic control over the devout masses. Leaking out a behind the scenes handbook thins the wall between Shepard and the flock, and may allow the sheep to think out side their assigned position in life, thus weakening the control the church has over its followers.

    Free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god because, "as you know, reality has a liberal bias." (Colbert.) There is no proof of god and there is no universal truth, any belief system that relies on such a fiction crumbles in the light of critical thinking and knowledge. This is why all religions have tried to censor knowledge, burn books, kill heretics, and instigate wars against non-believers.

    1. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "as you know, reality has a liberal bias."

      But liberals have no grasp on reality.

      Odd, isn't it?

    2. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by the-few · · Score: 1

      There is no proof of god and there is no universal truth, any belief system that relies on such a fiction crumbles in the light of critical thinking and knowledge. Logically, then... your own statement cannot be universally true.
    3. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just one quick note about something in the last statement about there being no universal truth.

      There _is_ a universal truth. Something ultimately has to be true. No matter what I do or think, ultimately I am subject to certain things like gravity or entropy. Ultimately, there is some root cause of what happened to cause our universe to come into being. Now, we may disagree on what that is, but in that case one or more of us are wrong.

      I will agree that there is no proof for God. Kind of the same way that there's not really a proof for no God. The existence of a higher being is unprovable.

      I would argue that some religions actually do try to preserve knowledge. Monasteries in the Dark Ages tried to do just that. I would argue that people in general try to do all of the items you mentioned and religion is just an excuse. Look at communist Russia - atheist and probably among the worst offenders as far as censorship, killing, and wars. Does that go against communist doctrine? Probably. Sort of the same way that those activities really go against the core of most religions. People are people - we really aren't good deep down inside when all is said and done, but we want to think we are. :)

    4. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until that point in time, I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid.

      Thats sort of funny. I've always viewed people who are unable to accept at least one or two things on faith as having a false sense of strength.

       

      Leaking out a behind the scenes handbook thins the wall between Shepard and the flock

      You sound pretty ignorant. You have access to the book, but you haven't read it. Which is worse: to have no knowledge available to you, or to have it available and ignore it? You are ignorant. I have read the book in its entirety (as you are now capable of doing but obviously haven't done). There is nothing in this book which thins the alledged "wall." Latter-day Saint doctrine is focused on the end user amassing knowledge. The concept of learning all that one can is a key tenet.

       

      Free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god

      Hardly.

       

      in the light of critical thinking and knowledge

      Whos critical thinking? Yours? Why would I trust anybody's thinking who has limited their perceptions to touch, sight, smell, sound and taste. You'd think that there wasn't anything left to discover the way you talk. Just because we haven't been able directly observe sub-sub-atomic particles, doesn't mean they don't exist - it only means our tools of observation are very weak. By your logic - sub-sub-atomic particles are fictitious and magical.

      If you want an eye opening experience, learn the basic principles of Mormonism, and do so in a scientific manner.

    5. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      I know I'll get marked as a troll for this,

      An off-topic, ill-reasoned rant against "religion" being modded "troll"? On Slashdot?!

      You must be new here. That is *the* way to boost your karma around here without having to make any real contribution to the community.

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      Modern copyright is theft of culture from everyone and it retards the progress of the useful arts and sciences.
    6. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Religion absolutely requires strict autocratic control over the devout masses. Leaking out a behind the scenes handbook thins the wall between Shepard and the flock, and may allow the sheep to think out side their assigned position in life, thus weakening the control the church has over its followers. And what's your response to churches that sell books they publish to anyone that has the money to plunk on the counter? Some, in fact, encourage their members to have their own copy of the procedure manual. But let me guess, that would be a money-grab, right?
      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    7. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Clearly you aren't familiar with the LDS Church if you think there is a "wall between shepherd and flock." On the local level and even several levels above that there is no professional clergy. The shepherd of the flock is just a member of the flock who gets that job for a few years and then someone else gets it. It is all done on a volunteer basis. I spend 5 to 6 hours a week in Church related meetings (in addition to 3 hours going to church) and will never see a penny.

      Also, I can assure you that the topics discussed in those meetings are much more mundane than censorship, book burning, killing heretics, and the instigation of war.

    8. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      There _is_ a universal truth

      I have to quote Indiana Jones here. "'Fact' is not 'Truth,' if you are looking for 'truth' go to the philosophy department."

      "Truth" is that what we believe, "Fact" is what's real and provable thus not requiring belief.

    9. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Logically, then... your own statement cannot be universally true

      Perhaps not, but it certainly seems to be a historical fact. When was the last time you made an offering to Zeus?

    10. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a very good argument, and one that actually urged me towards the LDS church. Through the teachings of the church, there is no "We're right, you're wrong"/"We go to Heaven, everyone else goes to Hell". It's basically that everyone teaches the truth, the LDS church just believes that they are more true than others.

      If you die, and are not a member, then you don't go to Hell; that's not fair. Instead, if the LDS religion is true, you would have a chance to learn and convert in the afterlife. So, every good person is accepted in.

    11. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Thats sort of funny. I've always viewed people who are unable to accept at least one or two things on faith as having a false sense of strength.

      OK, I'll bite. Give me one example of something that you can take on faith that is actually proven to be an unambiguously good thing.

      You sound pretty ignorant
      We are all ignorant about something, I suppose. It is a matter of perspective I guess.

      If you want an eye opening experience, learn the basic principles of Mormonism, and do so in a scientific manner.
      Sorry, I just can't get past the HUGE gaping hole in logic of believing in a deity without proof.

    12. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      But liberals have no grasp on reality.

      What reality is it that liberals can't grasp? The one when Saddam had WMD? The one where we would be greeted as liberators?

    13. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So before you get self-righteous about the irrationality of religion compared to science, just note that ANY set of beliefs (religious, scientific, or otherwise) can be either "proven" incorrect or have enormous holes in the foundational logic when looked at in the proper context.

      Take physics today. While modern physics theory can explain an awful lot about the world we live in there are things that are simply missing. For example, quantum mechanics has no explanation for gravity, which very clearly exists.

      There is a 3-volume book called Pricipia Mathematica which attempts to fundamentally prove math as we know it. It takes hundreds of pages to reach the point of "proving" that 1 + 1 = 2. OF course, there was quick criticism of the proofs contained in the book, which begs the question of whether we can really prove that 1 + 1 = 2, and yet the world goes on. That was in 1913, before Kurt Godel basically said in 1931 that mathematical theorems as we know them cannot be proven - that they are either inconsistent (meaning there are contradictions) or incomplete (meaning there are situations with no answer).

      All of this to say - just be careful when getting on the high horse of logic and what is "provable". Those of us with faith in God are not necessarily fanatics who disregard science. I think faith and science work together wonderfully. After all, truth is truth. If there is a God, which I believe there is, than He uses the same forces of the universe that we are trying to understand little by little.

    14. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I grew up Mormon and ever since I was old enough to know better, I have been atheist. But, as my parents were strict about it, I had to continue attending Mormon church for several years after making my own decision (and not informing them of it).

      This gives me perhaps a different view on religion than people who never dared to take this path. The religious devout seem to think that religion is about worshiping this "god" fellow. I had long ago decided that gods are for mythology (I enjoyed reading about Greek and Norse mythology, and was capable of making the connection between these apparent religions that have been abandoned, and religions that have not yet been abandoned, such as Christianity), and so church to me became more about friends and family, and becoming a better person. And this is reflected in what I see of most Mormon families -- my family, my siblings' families, the Mormon family on South Park (and the episodes)...

      And the thing is, if they could get rid of the "god" stuff, there would be a lot more merit in religion. Granted, that would seem to be religion's Achilles' heel -- without scaring or otherwise compelling people to attend, there wouldn't be an organization to begin with.

      God - a necessary evil?

    15. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me one example of something that you can take on faith that is actually proven to be...

      I'd guess you're about 21 years old and having a hey-day at college. You can't even be bothered to look up the definition of faith. I'll help you (from http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=faith).
      "firm belief in something for which there is no proof."

       

      I just can't get past ... without proof.

      I didn't say there wouldn't be proof. I just inferred that your over-hyped five senses aren't going to do you a lot of good. I fully expect you to use the scientific method - assuming you know what that method is. I'd love to discuss it with you if are genuinely interested. I don't think you're horizons are as open as you pretend them to be.
    16. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 1

      Religion is, taken to its extreme, often what you say, because it is born from the hearts of men. Mormonism is a decent example of this - Scientology is a much more accurate one. Relationship with a living God is *ALWAYS* cognizant that we have free will to explore and deepen that relationship to whatever degree we wish. Jesus could be proven to be who he said he was, using the standards of a court of law, which is the proper standard. If that's not good enough for you, you are free to believe that and run your life accordingly. God's not going to twist anyone's arm to believe in Him. That He hasn't so far should be ample supporting evidence thereof.

    17. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there wouldn't be proof.

      Then I don't need to believe. Cool.

      I just inferred that your over-hyped five senses aren't going to do you a lot of good.

      How so?

      don't think you're horizons are as open as you pretend them to be.

      Typical. Accuse someone who demands proof and reason as being closed minded. Its funny, really. I am open to any and all reasonable arguments, but I require the facts to be accurate and the conclusions based on a reasonable interpretation of the facts.

      "God" does not fit the criteria.

    18. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your argument is this. Any "member" currently can walk into a Church Distribution Center (peppered all over Utah, in Arizona, Washington state, Idaho and various other places) and pick one of these handbooks up...
      So the "sheep" can already read the Shepherd's "handbook", thus any weakening as you call it could already happen. And has been pointed out already, if the the so-called "weakening" is to let the average member know the format of a meeting that they already sit through...

    19. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Why Jesus? Why not Zeus? Zeus was a "real" god longer than Jesus was. Why not Oedin? Why not Thor? Why not Appolo?

      lol. It is foolish to believe one myth over another.

      Give me a reason why one god is more real than another, until that time I leave you with a quote:

      "I submit that we are all atheists, I just believe in in one fewer gods than you. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you'll understand why I dismiss yours."

    20. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I've always viewed people who are unable to accept at least one or two things on faith as having a false sense of strength. Faith being believing in something despite a lack of evidence and in spite of counter-evidence, I see using faith more indicative of a lack of critical thinking skills. I could ignore all the evidence and counter-evidence I want, but that wouldn't make me strong, just misguided and stupid.
      --
      Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
    21. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid." Wow. How forward thinking. As someone who has two PhDs (one in Computer Science, the other in English Literature), is physically active, and (I would like to think) reasonably articulate, I find myself astonished that since I happen to be a practicing Christian, I am therefore weak and stupid.

      I'll have to take these things into account as I go forward in life. It's disappointing, but I'll try to find a way to live with it.

    22. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by PaulSeamons · · Score: 1
      Does your mother love you? If not, I'm sorry for you. If so, prove it.

      Do you feel love for other people? If not, I'm sorry for you. If so, prove it.

      Do I believe in the concept of Love? You could try to prove to me that love is not anything more than a chemical induced state of euphoria. I don't care. I wouldn't believe it. Love is very real to me.

      Some people who have been abused would have a very hard time believing that Love is real. You could even say they were Love atheist. Does that make Love any less real. Hardly.

      Most people's belief in God is as real as their belief in Love but just as unprovable. Sort of funny when you then hear the scripture that "God is love." Talking about God is very abstract. So is talking about Love.

      I am open to any and all reasonable arguments...
      Liar. You have preconceived dispositions that imbue you with a great degree of bias. Your learning in your first few years of college has made you the jack-of-all-trades and master-of-none. My argument was easy and reasonable - learn the principles of Mormonism using the scientific method (this is how they are taught actually - engaging the learner to actually use scientific reasoning). Your problem is that your set of senses and feelings are currently not tuned to detect things which are hoped for but not seen. I don't think this makes you irrational, but it still makes you ignorant.
    23. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention this, but this document does have free (as in libre) access. You can go to any of their distribution centers and purchase a copy. You can go to any of their churches and make inquiries as to its contents. The issue revolves around the church's copyright and right of distribution, not around 'they can't let the sheep know!'.

      --
      We're all hypocrites. We all have hidden parts, it's the contrast between them that make us more a hypocrite than others
    24. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      I find myself astonished that since I happen to be a practicing Christian, I am therefore weak and stupid.

      As a person who is supposed to be educated, let me ask you a question:

      Why is the christian god any more of a real god than the greek god Zeus? Why is the "flying spaghetti monster" any less omnipotent than Je'sus?

      When you can answer the questions definitively with accurate facts, I will consider you less silly and less weak.

      Nonsensical magic thinking is the last barrier to the advancement of mankind. If we allow ourselves to succumb to it, yet again, we will never survive the "wink of an eye" existence that we have enjoyed. The earth will just be a macrocosm of easter island where warring factions destroyed their environment fighting over the validity of their myths.

      God, the easter bunny, santa clause, zeus, et. al. have historical significance, but that does not mean that they are fact.

    25. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by the+JoshMeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll bite. I have nothing to lose but Slashdot karma.

      I know I'll get marked as a troll for this, but that is not my intent, so please try to be open minded. :-)

      Likewise, I hope that you will respect my opinion and read this post with an open mind.

      When someone can prove to me why one god is any more real than any other god, I'll believe.

      You're not the first person to say something to that effect. There is documented history showing that people have been making similar statements for millennia. For example, I would refer you to the story of Elijah vs. the 450 priests of Baal as recorded in 1 Kings 18, except you would probably scoff and say that it's a religious text and not a historical document, although I would contend that it's both.

      Until that point in time, I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid.

      What an unfortunately hasty statement. Do you really believe that the likes of Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, renowned computer scientist Don Knuth, "the father of genetics" Gregor Mendel, Michael Faraday (a major contributor to the scientific field of electromagnetism), Henry Eyring (who is credited for one of the most important developments of 20th-century chemistry), and a host of other brilliant scientists are all "weak and stupid"?

      (Incidentally, Eyring is a Mormon, and he has humorously but insightfully posed "Is there any conflict between science and religion? There is no conflict in the mind of God, but often there is conflict in the minds of men.")

      Leaking out a behind the scenes handbook thins the wall between Shepard and the flock, and may allow the sheep to think out side their assigned position in life, thus weakening the control the church has over its followers.

      As other commenters here have stated, this issue seems to be much more about copyright infringement than suppressing "secret" information.

      Free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god because, "as you know, reality has a liberal bias." (Colbert.)

      Nice. You quoted Stephen Colbert in order to get a karma boost. Congratulations.

      Setting aside the irrelevant Colbert quote, I strongly disagree with your claim that "free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god." As previously noted, some of the most brilliant scientists in the world would disagree with that assessment. Beyond that, there are whole organizations with very intelligent scholars who dedicate much of their time to in-depth research on religious topics (The Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship, formerly known as FARMS, comes immediately to mind, but I'm sure other readers can think of similar organizations).

      There is no proof of god and there is no universal truth, any belief system that relies on such a fiction crumbles in the light of critical thinking and knowledge.

      As another poster has wisely assessed, "Logically, then... your own statement cannot be universally true."

      Is there proof of the existence of a supreme being? Any statistician should be able to tell you that the odds are in favor of the existence of a god.

      Consider, if you will, that you're walking along a beach and happen upon a beautiful Swiss watch lying in the sand near the surf. You pick it up an examine it, and it's in perfect working condition. The time is even set correctly, to the

    26. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      Organized religion absolutely requires strict autocratic control over the devout masses.
      Fixed that for you.

      When someone can prove to me why one god is any more real than any other god, I'll believe.
      Not all religions have God(s) -- at least important ones. Can you tell me who exactly the Jain God is? (Hint: They're atheists)

      This is why all religions have tried to censor knowledge, burn books, kill heretics, and instigate wars against non-believers.
      While there's some obvious ones for which this is true, could you please point me to a Buddhist book burning? Or a Jainist Jihad? If you wanted to cite a Christian offshoot, please let me know how many heretics the Unitarians have killed over their history.

      I hate how people learn about the Crusades and medieval European history and generalize it to all of human history. These are the same people who forget it took a Reverend to bring equal rights to peoples of all races in the US or a Hindu reformist to bring human rights and independence to the world's 2nd largest country.

      --
      -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
    27. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Teacher presents evolution as truth. Child/student/whoever seems skeptical. Child/student/whoever is made out to be an idiot for not accepting the "truth."

      Correction: the process of evolution is a fact. It has been observed and documented.

      Did man evolve from a lesser life form? The current and overwhelmingly researched and documented scientific evidence is yes.

      On the balance:

      (1) Man evolving to what he is today, very well documented and fits all the available facts and observable world around us.

      (2) Man created by an unproved deity or intelligence that goes against facts and observable world around us.

      Umm, I choose #1, thank you very much. Do I "believe" it? No, I accept it as the most plausible interpretation of the facts and which has yet to be proved incorrect by any other theory or experimentation.

    28. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not going to quote your post because it can be summed up by two things, first was: were "great thinkers" who were religious wrong?

      Well, you lose on that one as Einstein was not religious and he personally refuted anyone who tries to assert his religiousness in an argument. This leads me to believe you are only parroting those things you have been told without verifying their factual accuracy.

      The second is the spontaneous watch nonsense. Standing on one end of a random occurrence or the result of untold random occurrences, or in the case of evolution, untold random occurrences with the feedback of Darwinian survival of the fittest, it is easy to say "someone must have created this." But god is an unnecessary component and manufactured by ignorance.

    29. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Prove "Love." that's actually a pretty easy discussion to have. There are a few types of love:

      (1) The biochemical attraction, easily provable, and observable.
      (2) There is the sociological affinity that people feel for one another. Also provable by the way people behave around one and another.
      (3) Long term love of a parent or committed spouse/partner, easily provable based on behavior.

      Your learning in your first few years of college has made you the jack-of-all-trades and master-of-none.

      Faith based assumptions about who I am or what I've done? I can assure you, almost every part of that sentence contains factual errors.

      Your problem is that your set of senses and feelings are currently not tuned to detect things which are hoped for but not seen. I don't think this makes you irrational, but it still makes you ignorant.

      I will admit, I am ignorant of those things which can not be proved or not based in fact. I purposefully ignore them because they are nonsene, i.e. not real.

    30. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...and there is no universal truth,..."
      Wow. Nice logic there. By claiming that there is no universal truth, you're actually stating a...wait for it....UNIVERSAL TRUTH.

      "....any belief system that relies on such a fiction crumbles in the light of critical thinking and knowledge."

      So, now logical fallacies are part and parcel of critical thinking and knowledge??
      Sounds fun...sign me up!

    31. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by andphi · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, his arguments about a shepherd|flock dichotomy also don't hold true of congregationalist denominations with professional or semi-professional clergy. An ordained Baptist minister who's been called by a given congregation may (or may not) get some automatic respect at any or all the others but he is not by virtue of ordination automagically accorded any authority. Said minister might (and often does) have some halo-effect authority with members of other churches in the most local association, but beyond that, he's got exactly one vote, one voice, and no inalienable authority over anyone. If, by chance, the congregation decides he's no longer called to minister to them and he moves on to join another without being called to minister to it, he's once again a member of a church body and nothing more. Of course, I'm a lifelong Baptist, so I have no idea about the governance or jurisprudence of more hierarchical, apparently non-congregational denominations like the Methodists, Lutherans, Episcopalians, Presbyterians, etc.

    32. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by PaulSeamons · · Score: 1

      You didn't prove that you have love for other people like I asked. Outward behavior isn't undeniable proof of love. Outward behavior is a strong indication, but it isn't necessarily fact. Likewise, you cannot undeniably prove that somebody loves you. You can have faith, and hope, and reciprocal love.

      I asked you to prove that your mother loves you. I have faith that she does - almost to the extent that I could say I know she does. But it is unprovable. You could say that all of the things she has done for you are indication of her love for you. Anyone else could argue that they are incidental things without any relation to love. Nobody has proved either way that she actually really does. Does that matter? No. You feel that she does. Does it have to be provable to be worth it? We still feel sorry for those who aren't able to feel true deep feelings of love.

      Any argument I or anybody else brings up as to the existence of God will not be provable externally. To you anything I may say would count as incidental and without relation to God. I don't really mind. I have seen outward behavior from God towards me that make me feel that He is there. I don't care that it isn't provable to you. But I do feel sorry for those who aren't able to feel deep feelings of belief.

    33. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by samjam · · Score: 1

      If, of course, you can believe your senses.

      Sam

    34. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by samjam · · Score: 1

      You've described love, but not proved it.

      Your last statement is most telling:

      "I am ignorant of those things which can not be proved or not based in fact. I purposefully ignore them because they are nonsene, i.e. not real."

      in which you claim to know that things you are ignorant of are not real; thats more audacious than the religionists claims which is that you /can/ know that it is real when you know what it is.

      Sam

    35. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Until that point in time, I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid. What an unfortunately hasty statement. Do you really believe that the likes of Albert Einstein, Please don't lump Einstein in with your bible thumpers:

      It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
      -Albert Einstein
      --

      Enigma

    36. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      You didn't prove that you have love for other people like I asked.

      You didn't define what love is. It is a pretty subjective topic and varies from one person to another.

      You can prove some types of love that are based on the involuntary biological responses, and you can use a CAT scan to verify that the response are coming from the correct portions of the brain and not being faked. So there, one can prove love within a limited definition of word.

      I asked you to prove that your mother loves you.

      LOL, I can't. and insofar as historical precedent does not guarantee future behavior, who knows. It is a foolish strawman anyway. It assumes that "love" is something metaphysical, like religion, and it is not. Personal liaisons are a evolutionary sociological necessity that have allowed the species to thrive. Humans are a pack species.

      If you could "prove" romantic love and if you had some way to verify that it would last beyond the initial biochemical stage, you would put divorce lawyers out of business.

      Having been married twice and the parent of two children, I assure you that "love" is not a "thing" that exists like a rock or a blade of grass. The feeling of love is a an emotion, as produced by various glands within your body. The "act" of physical love is another hormonal drive that alters your brain chemistry and pushes you to the act of procreation. The long term love of a parent or partner is work and dedication based on many mutual needs and goals.

      Any argument I or anybody else brings up as to the existence of God will not be provable externally.

      Then it isn't an argument, it is a myth.

    37. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      You've described love, but not proved it.

      Having been married twice and the parent of two children, I assure you that "love" is not a "thing" that exists like a rock or a blade of grass that can be proved. The feeling of love is a an emotion, as produced by various glands within your body. The "act" of physical love is another hormonal drive that alters your brain chemistry and pushes you to the act of procreation. The long term love of a parent or partner is work and dedication based on many mutual needs and goals.

      There is no proof that "love" exists because it doesn't in a physical sense, it is merely a convenient definition that we use to describe "real" behavioral phenomenon.

    38. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      If, of course, you can believe your senses.

      The "matrix" argument is a strawman.

    39. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by rujholla · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there wouldn't be proof.
      Then I don't need to believe. Cool.
      Wow -- can you read English? Let me translate for you: I did not say there would not be proof. In other words there will be proof -- he goes on to say that it might not be proof that you could experience with your five senses, which starts getting a little out there, but man at least read what you are ranting about before making a fool of yourself.
    40. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by the+JoshMeister · · Score: 1

      Well, you lose on that one as Einstein was not religious and he personally refuted anyone who tries to assert his religiousness in an argument. This leads me to believe you are only parroting those things you have been told without verifying their factual accuracy.

      I concede on Einstein. Feel free to follow the links in my original post if you have doubts about the other 5 individuals that I mentioned (Newton, Knuth, Mendel, Faraday, Eyring), not to mention the 100 or so ingenious scientists in the Wikipedia article I referenced. If you really think that every one of those people is "weak and stupid" because of his or her belief in the existence of a supreme being, I submit that that's an extremely ignorant opinion, but you're certainly entitled to believe whatever you want to believe.

      The second is the spontaneous watch nonsense. Standing on one end of a random occurrence or the result of untold random occurrences, or in the case of evolution, untold random occurrences with the feedback of Darwinian survival of the fittest, it is easy to say "someone must have created this."

      In citing "untold random occurrences," you've just highlighted the whole point I was making. =) You claim that a practically infinite number of completely random events all lined up perfectly to bring us to where we are today. To me, that notion is utterly preposterous. It ignores a virtually infinite number of necessities for the existence of humankind, not just in biology where you can claim Darwinian survival of the fittest, but even in the makeup of the galaxy. For example, if Earth was a few percentage points closer to our sun it would be too hot to sustain human life, and if it was a mere 1% farther from our sun it would be an uninhabitable, frozen wasteland.* There are an infinite number of such facts, but if you're so inclined you can read about a few of them here (all facts in the article cite the original sources). However, if you want to ignore the plethora of scientific facts that make humankind possible and use your intellectual-sounding crutch of atheism to justify your beliefs, you're entitled to your opinion. ;o)

      But god is an unnecessary component and manufactured by ignorance.

      Ah, I see. And I suppose you have evidence to back up your theory? ;o) See, that's the irony of atheism. You can claim all day long that God is fiction, but at the end of the day you can't "prove" the inexistence of God any more than a believer can "prove" to you the existence of God in any way that you would find acceptable. (But that doesn't stop you from asking religious people for what they consider to be proof, as you did in your original post.)

      * Source: Michael Denton, Nature's Destiny (New York: The Free Press, 1998), 127-131.

    41. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by not_anne · · Score: 1

      Free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god Except that the christian bible is most sold and most widely read book in human history. It's not exactly censorship when churches even give the bible away for free (as in beer) to encourage more people to read it.

      I don't follow an organized religion, but an "open" religion where rules and texts are known and widely available is preferable to me (as a thinking person) than one that is secret and closed.

      Christianity really took off when the bible became more widely available (Gutenberg bible, etc). Openness actually works for religion rather than against it. Unless you're talking about cults. Cults thrive on secrecy, censorship, and intimidation.
      --
      My comments here are my own; I do not speak for my employer.
    42. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Wow -- can you read English?
      Yes.

      Let me translate for you: I did not say there would not be proof. In other words there will be proof

      So far, so good.

      he goes on to say that it might not be proof that you could experience with your five senses

      Then that isn't really proof now is it?

    43. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by hierofalcon · · Score: 1
      "When someone can prove to me why one god is any more real than any other god, I'll believe."

      Jehovah (one of His many titles), the God of the Christian Bible, is real, existing as three divine beings operating in harmony with one another. The other gods aren't real. I accept that as a matter of faith and a reflection on the historical accuracy of the Bible.

      I've also seen, heard, and read evidence that proves that fact to me beyond any doubt. I don't have to go any farther than my local church to find God's hand at work today. You choose not to believe the evidence of the Bible, and probably refuse to go to a church denomination where you could witness what God is doing today firsthand. Fine. I believe that God will be perfectly happy to show you that He is real. He is not willing that any should perish, but that all should be saved.

      The question is... are you ready for Him to do so? Do you really want to declare - as the fool - that there is no God? Believe me, faith is a much better method!

      If you're really serious about wanting proof, He'll supply it. If nothing anybody else is going to say, the testimonies of people who are being healed today or seeing miracles performed today just as in the days of the apostles, or the history you could read will matter to you or be accepted by you - so be it! So many are demanding signs today. That spirit hasn't changed much in 2,000 years. Faith and grace are the best way to go.

      Be as fair with Him as you would be with any of the science you are so fond of. He probably won't stop the earth from revolving just for you. But if you decide on something that wouldn't mess up any of His other plans, put it before Him. Just be careful what you ask for. He is God, after all. The Old and New Testament are filled with examples of how he reacted to presumptuous individuals.

      Remember that God really doesn't care much for religion. He created man for fellowship. The religious guidelines didn't come till man messed things up. Jesus reduced all of them back down to two commands. Love God. Love your neighbor.

      Best wishes. I'd say - reply with the results - but there would be too many posting false negative outcomes and too many posting false positive outcomes to be relevant. What matters is what you decide in your own heart.

    44. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by HobophobE · · Score: 1

      Any statistician should be able to tell you that the odds are in favor of the existence of a god.

      Really? You made the claim, I'd like to see the actual figures and their basis.

      [...] walking along a beach and happen upon a beautiful Swiss watch lying in the sand near the surf.

      Begs the question: who made the creator?

      Unless you've got an answer other than "always existed" then you just have a more elaborate version of saying the watch came out of nothing.

      --

      -HobophobE
      Nothing laughs forever.
    45. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by JWman · · Score: 1

      There is no proof of god and there is no universal truth, any belief system that relies on such a fiction crumbles in the light of critical thinking and knowledge. Truth is by definition (I believe) universal. This includes all scientific truth as well as truth discovered through faith. The question is what is true, and what is false. For example, does 1 + 1 = 2? A three volume book on the subject, called Principia Mathematica, attempts to prove the very fundamentals of our system of mathematics from the ground up. Lest you think that "ground level" is 1 + 1 = 2, that proof is hundreds of pages into the first volume. Shortly after being published, mathematicians were attacking the book for inconsistencies and incompleteness. Of course after all that effort, Kurt Godel's incompleteness theorem more or less renders the entire endeavor useless because it states that any system of mathematics (the "universal" language of truth) is either incomplete (meaning there are situations in which it simply falls apart) or inconsistent (meaning there are contradictions somewhere). All this to say, we accept everything in our lives on faith, including the esteemed scientific "facts" of our time, since none of it can truly be proven without being based on unproven assumptions. Somehow it is alright to go on living, even though there is apparently no complete proof that 1 + 1 = 2. That is precisely how people with faith in God operate as well.
    46. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by PaulSeamons · · Score: 1

      "[E]ven though the realms of religion and science in themselves are clearly marked off from each other" there are "strong reciprocal relationships and dependencies ⦠science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind ⦠a legitimate conflict between science and religion cannot exist." In Einstein's view, "neither the rule of human nor Divine Will exists as an independent cause of natural events. To be sure, the doctrine of a personal God interfering with natural events could never be refuted ⦠by science, for [it] can always take refuge in those domains in which scientific knowledge has not yet been able to set foot."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein
    47. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I think your Einstein reference is a bit dated given his handwritten letter for sale right now.

      While he believed some kind of god existed, he felt all existing religions didn't worship that god and were foolish.

      Most of the rest of your piece is the usual puffery.

      Statistics for example, can't tell us anything.

      Why?

      Say the odds that God exists are 9,999,999,9999 to 1.

      Prove the universe we are in has god.

      Can't do it. Probable isn't certain.

      And it begs the question of ... if god exists, which one?

      yada yada yada.

      Just leave me alone and you can worship however you please tho.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    48. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Begs the question: who made the creator? Unless you've got an answer other than "always existed" then you just have a more elaborate version of saying the watch came out of nothing Mormonism is the only religion I know of (Christian or otherwise) that actually has a definitive answer to this question. The answer is that a creator made the creator, and so on back through all eternity. As far as is known, there was never any point in time (if the word "time" can be used in the context of eternity) when there was no creator. For more on this concept, see the Wikipedia article on Plurality of gods and the Encyclopedia of Mormonism articles on Godhood, Eternal Progression, and Intelligences.
    49. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove the universe we are in has god. Prove that it doesn't.

      Just leave me alone and you can worship however you please tho. So we have to leave you alone, but you get to impose your beliefs on everyone else?
    50. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      I concede on Einstein.

      I do not care for this type of willful parroting of propaganda. There is so much false information being spread by the christians that it is disgraceful. I will not debate the "false authority" fallacy.

      The "Intelligent Design" nonsense just pisses me off too, bogus logic and willfully constructed nonsense intended to sound reasonable unless you carefully deconstruct the lie. The "swiss watch" is a perfect example and perhaps a useful analogy. It is an example of the shortcomings of ID and their methods of obscuring evolution.

      Do you think that the first clock maker envisioned your swiss watch? Do you think the maker of the first "pocket watch" envisioned your swiss watch? Do you think there was any sort of overriding intelligence that guided the watches development?

      No, of course not, each step was one small improvement over the last. From sun dial to swiss watch, time keeping evolved much like creatures do. A random improvement that works and is kept, one that doesn't and is lost. There was no design plan to go from sun dial to swiss watch.

      Looking at a switch watch today, it is a miraculous invention and hard to believe it came from lesser forms. Using knowledge of history and mechanics, metallurgy, manufacturing processes, etc. you can easily trace the progress from sun dial to watch and understand the progression. It didn't just show up on the beach in one step. It took centuries to get to that point.

      Same goes for evolution. Small little creatures fighting to survive. Normal variation and random mutation create changes, some die quickly, some don't have what is needed to survive and reproduce. Some changes don't make a difference, some do. Changes that aid in survival and/or reproduction, get carried on to the next generation. For thousands (millions) of years the game is played. Species roam, separate, drift genetically, some recombine, some separate entirely, and so on and so on.

      No god is needed.

    51. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Except the greater part of active practicing Mormons are familiar with the behind-the-scenes handbook.

      Your argument dosn't work when everyone really does know whats going on and the Shepard and the flock rotate positions on a regular basis.

    52. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Truth is by definition (I believe) universal.

      Do not confuse "truth" with "fact." 1 + 1 = 2 (where one is an integer in a numbering system greater than or equal to base 3) is a fact. To some, 42 is a truth.

    53. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by sharpone · · Score: 1

      This has been an interesting thread, I have enjoyed it thoroughly. Spoiler/qualifier: I am agnostic, not atheist.

      I have a few comments (obviously). Evolution is an observable fact, no doubt. But why is it that often people dismiss intelligent design in light of evolution? Are these concepts mutually exclusive? No. Draw me the logic if you believe they are. Do scientists profess to know everything about the universe, where it came from, how it operates and where it will be? Certainly not. Use of the existence of evolution therefore can't be used as proof/disproof of a god. Do the physics which govern the universe themselves evolve? Will we wake up tomorrow and find that the speed of light in a vacuum has increased/decreased or operates in some other fashion? Were the laws created or did they "always exist"? Be sure to include proof with any answers to these questions.

      Rather than a belief in god being for the weak and stupid, it is just as likely that such a belief was evolved in humankind, and maybe even essential to its progress and survival. Do we know if primitive animals have a similar belief in a higher power? Perhaps I am missing something, but I fail to see how person A who takes side A of a subjective argument is weak and stupid compared with person B who takes side B . Suppose you enjoy american football but dislike soccer, and I enjoy soccer but dislike football. You could just as easily argue that that everyone who likes soccer is weak and stupid. What proof could you use to validate this statement? Conclusions such as this to subjective arguments are themselves necessarily subjective. Why is it that people who claim to hold such high esteem for 'proof' make so many subjective claims?

      It is interesting to me. Humankind has only advanced its knowledge of science significantly and in a rapid pace in the past couple of hundred years. In addition, all observations were made on a very tiny planet, near by that tiny planet or through ludicrously small lenses peering astronomical distances relative to "known" size of the universe. How can we conclude to know anything at all about the universe? How do you know that the laws of physics do not act in variation of the ones we observed on/around earth?

      My point is this. We know so infinitesimally little about how the universe operates, that its just silly to conclude with certainty that there is or is not a god, and whether or not one is needed.

      You require proof of a god before you will believe, but you believe there is no god without proof of such. I submit that you have as much faith that god does not exist as a person who believes has. Have you simultaneously checked every corner of the universe and found no god? Suppose that I am god. What exactly would you require as proof that I am god. Performance of some "miracles"? Creation of a planet? I could certainly perform a few "miracles" for my ancestors, if I could but travel to the past. What if future generations have this ability? The idea of proof itself has evolved! As have 'facts' which have been 'proven'. Things which were once 'known' to be 'scientifically factual' are now known otherwise. What of that past proof?

      Are you a stronger/smarter person because your subjective faith of no god is different than another persons subjective faith? How can you dismiss the feelings of a person who has had a religious experience based on 5 senses alone? I am color blind, will you please explain to me what the color "green" looks like? If not, should I conclude that no such thing exists? Can such a thing be described? There are certainly many things in existence which can not be measured or explained (yet). This fact does not make the experience or existence of such ideas less 'real'. There is supposedly a place called Antarctica. Have you seen, smelled, touched, tasted or heard it first hand? You've seen it on T.V? Was it real? You heard about it from a friend who's been there? I heard about god from a person who was visited by her. So what? I

    54. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by samjam · · Score: 1

      That argument is usually put to the religionists as "you are deluding yourself", to the flying saucer-ites as "mass hysteria" but now its a straw man...

    55. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by samjam · · Score: 1

      The difficulty is defining God, just like defining love.

      It is a common human trait to assign the same label to different ideas.

      When I see atheists reject the notion of God I often have to agree with the rejection of the notion they reject.

      Sam

    56. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It is a fact that non-religiosity correlates pretty well with high IQ, and that the majority of natural scientists tend to be atheists (particularly so in physics and biology). What you make of it is another matter.

    57. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Evolution is an observable fact, no doubt. But why is it that often people dismiss intelligent design in light of evolution?

      Evolution is a process which does not require a god or an overruling intelligence. The introduction of any such entity negates the functioning of the mechanism. The introduction of any god into a scientific process means that experimentation, knowledge, and the ability to understand the process is negated because "god" can change the rules at any moment. It therefor goes from "science" to "faith," and "faith" in a god is not science.

      Use of the existence of evolution therefore can't be used as proof/disproof of a god.

      This is true from the view point of the scientist, but not the theists.
      You require proof of a god before you will believe, but you believe there is no god without proof of such.

      There is a subtle difference between "I believe there is no god" and "I do not believe in god." I do not believe in god for the same reasons I do not believe in mother goose, santa clause, the tooth fairy, or the easter bunny.

      How can you dismiss the feelings of a person who has had a religious experience based on 5 senses alone?
      What form of mental illness makes you stronger? Would you say that someone who devotes their life to believing in Zeus and doing his work is sane?

      I am color blind, will you please explain to me what the color "green" looks like?

      This is a subjective question. You can even theorize that green looks differently to other people based on how their brain processes the signals. The point it that "green light" has physical properties that can be tested. It is not metaphysical.

      There is supposedly a place called Antarctica. Have you seen, smelled, touched, tasted or heard it first hand?

      There could be a place called antarctica, I've seen satellite pictures of it. I've seen maps drawn of it. There is proof of it. Do I believe it exists? I'm pretty confident of the verifiable proof that it exists, I'll accept that it does. If it turns out that there is proof that it does not exist I will evaluate the evidence and draw my own conclusions. There is no verifiable proof of god. There is no logical argument that can be put forth that any one god is any more likely than any other god. I'll accept there is a god when there is verifiable proof, not one second sooner.

      Hopefully I've made my point. God may or may not exist or be needed. No one knows with certainty.
      No, you haven't made the point. You have taken a number of misconceptions and failed analogies to try to interject some sort of "reasonable doubt" where there is none.

      To accept that anything exists, you need verifiable proof. Period.

    58. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, the fact that you consider one "weak and stupid" because of their religious beliefs is as irrelevant as the argument you post. An individual's chosen belief system is not something that a reasonable person should take pleasure in criticizing; it's every bit as useful as a schoolyard argument about whether "my dad could beat up your dad." Grow up.

    59. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by sharpone · · Score: 1

      Evolution is a process which does not require a god or an overruling intelligence. The introduction of any such entity negates the functioning of the mechanism. The introduction of any god into a scientific process means that experimentation, knowledge, and the ability to understand the process is negated because "god" can change the rules at any moment.

      You've made the logical jump that god can change the rules at any moment. If god created the rules, is it necessarily true that god can change them?

      There is a subtle difference between "I believe there is no god" and "I do not believe in god."

      What is the difference? If you do not subscribe to the statement "I believe there is no god" then do you concede that god could exist? As to the question of existence, those two statements are the same.

      What form of mental illness makes you stronger?

      If I'm reading you correctly, that's a fantastic logical jump. A religious person is mentally ill? Who defines what is or is not mentally ill? Is it based on social observations contrasting majority with minority? If so, then you are mentally ill since most people (past and present) believe in some sort of god and you would be the minority. Is it based on the desire to hurt oneself physically? If so, being religious alone hardly applies. Plenty of people have lived "happy" "normal" lives as believers without purposefully injuring themselves.

      Would you say that someone who devotes their life to believing in Zeus and doing his work is sane?

      I am not a psychologist, but I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that such a person is necessary insane, weak or stupid. Your first statement was that religion is a silly obsession for the weak and stupid, are you now implying that stupidity and insanity are synonyms? History has shown that they are more likely closer to antonyms, as the line between insanity and brilliance is often thin.

      This is a subjective question. You can even theorize that green looks differently to other people based on how their brain processes the signals.

      Exactly. And so is the question of god. Because god can not possibly be proved/disproved at this point, any question as to its existence is a subjective one.

      There could be a place called antarctica, I've seen satellite pictures of it. I've seen maps drawn of it. There is proof of it. Do I believe it exists? I'm pretty confident of the verifiable proof that it exists, I'll accept that it does. If it turns out that there is proof that it does not exist I will evaluate the evidence and draw my own conclusions.

      Is evidence the same as proof?

      There is no verifiable proof of god. There is no logical argument that can be put forth that any one god is any more likely than any other god. I'll accept there is a god when there is verifiable proof, not one second sooner.

      You still have not defined what exactly would constitute verifiable proof. It doesn't matter though, I don't think that anything to you would constitute proof. You have already accepted that god does not exist. It is a belief just the same as any one elses belief. Any possible evidence that anyone brings to you will be promptly dismissed because of your belief. You are as close minded as a theist.

      No, you haven't made the point. You have taken a number of misconceptions and failed analogies to try to interject some sort of "reasonable doubt" where there is none.

      If there is no reasonable doubt as to gods non-existence, please provide the "verifiable proof" that has lead you to this conclusion.

      To accept that anything exists, you need verifiable proof. Period.

      To accept that something certainly does not exist, I need the same verifiable proof. Can non-existence of anything be proven? How valuable is proof then? You offered the subjective view t

    60. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      I find it tiring that when debating theists, it is always a tedious semantic debate trying to bend or extend the meanings of words and never a clear discussion of ideas, but wading through a field traps based on purposeful and/or willful disregard for the actual and intended meaning of what the other has said.

      You've made the logical jump that god can change the rules at any moment. If god created the rules, is it necessarily true that god can change them?

      This is that stupid debate, "can god create something so heavy he can't lift it?" One presumes that if there were such a thing as a god that created the universe that it would probably be able to change the rules by which it was created.

      If you do not subscribe to the statement "I believe there is no god" then do you concede that god could exist? As to the question of existence, those two statements are the same.

      Do you "believe that there is no easter bunny" or simply "do not believe in the easter bunny?" Let me help you out, any question pertaining to "god" can have the term "god" replaced with "easter bunny" and would make just as much logical sense.

      A religious person is mentally ill?
      I think so, yes. It fits the bill. If a person were to fly a plane into a building for the "easter bunny," we'd call that person insane. If a person attended church services every week for the "easter bunny" we'd call that person insane.

      Because god can not possibly be proved/disproved at this point
      Neither can the "easter bunny," and I don't see people killing over that.

      any question as to its existence is a subjective one.
      Only in as much as the existence of the "easter bunny" is subjective.

      Is evidence the same as proof?
      Evidence is part of proof and, no, I'm not going to debate the finer details of the semantics of it.

      You still have not defined what exactly would constitute verifiable proof.
      LOL, real physical evidence that unambiguously proves existence. Oh, I don't know, show up in central park, NY, and smite some businessmen would be a good start. Show us a miracle or two. The water into wine trick would be helpful some nighs, certainly save some money. As long as its good wine, but, being good, one presumes he has good taste. Or how about this: Save some fucking people from the disasters he supposedly has control over RATHER than helping one guy named Je'sus beat the crap out of another guy named Je'sus in the boxing ring. Seriously, this is all nonsense.

      Here is proof: God, kill me right now, before I can finish this post to prove you exist! If I finish this post, god does not exist. That's my proof.

      To accept that something certainly does not exist, I need the same verifiable proof.
      OK, prove to me the easter bunny does not exist. Sorry, the burden of proof is to establish the existence of something.

      BTW: I'm done and god didn't kill me. Thats proof that there is no god.

    61. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by sharpone · · Score: 1

      I find it tiring that when debating theists, it is always a tedious semantic debate trying to bend or extend the meanings of words and never a clear discussion of ideas, but wading through a field traps based on purposeful and/or willful disregard for the actual and intended meaning of what the other has said.

      Firstly, as I previously indicated, I am not a theist. I am agnostic: I do not know that there is a god but I also don't deny that a god could exist (I do not know that there is not a god). Frankly who cares if there is? Philosophically, I also don't necessarily subscribe to "right" and "wrong" either (read: sin). I am a ethical person by the traditional sense of the word, I don't steal, I honor my commitments, I teach my children that it is good to be nice to others, and that service is also self-serving etc. To me the existence or non-existence of god isn't going to change my behavior. If there was a god, I doubt god would care what I did anyway.

      I'm sorry if you think that I am willfully disregarding your meaning. Ideas do need to be clearly defined, and ideas are expressed through words. In text, you have to be very clear about what you mean because I can't "sense the tone". Generally you are trying to get the opponent to see your point of view, so of course you are going to ask questions which might inspire some thought in your opponent. If you view these as traps, then so be it. If you desire to make an argument based on logic, don't make logical jumps and I won't wonder what your meaning is. Lastly, it must not be too terribly tiring, as you have responded each time :)

      This is that stupid debate, "can god create something so heavy he can't lift it?" One presumes that if there were such a thing as a god that created the universe that it would probably be able to change the rules by which it was created.

      I am not trying to make this debate. The first paragraph of your last response seemed to loosely resemble a logical (a=b and a=c thus b=c) argument. The assumption that god could change the rules at anytime seemed to be the crux of the argument which has the scientific method and god as opposing ideas, therefore I pointed out the flaw in logic.

      Do you "believe that there is no easter bunny" or simply "do not believe in the easter bunny?"

      I suppose this is semantics, to me both statements say the same thing. BTW, as long as we are complaining about semantics, it was you who pointed out that you "do not believe in god" which has a "subtle difference" with the statement which I ascribed to you "does not believe god exists".

      Let me help you out, any question pertaining to "god" can have the term "god" replaced with "easter bunny" and would make just as much logical sense.

      Eh, sort of. I would say the idea of god has more history to it as far as human civilization is concerned, and is also more widely believed. Because of this, I don't think the concept of god and the concept of the easter bunny are really all that interchangeable. I'll go with it though.

      I think so, yes. It fits the bill.

      One man's opinion I suppose. In your world we would have the majority of people committed to psych wards.

      If a person were to fly a plane into a building for the "easter bunny," we'd call that person insane.

      I'd say a suicidal+homicidal person is probably insane regardless of their motives or beliefs. Since most religious people do not commit murder, they must not be insane.

      If a person attended church services every week for the "easter bunny" we'd call that person insane.

      Maybe. Only because they would be an ultra minority. If the majority of people attended worship services each week for the Easter bunny, that would be much more accepted generally.

      Neither can the "easter bunny," and I don't see people killing over that.

      People who k

    62. Re:It about the stupidity of religion by trongey · · Score: 1

      ...please try to be open minded... Yes, it's fun. You should try it some time.

      When someone can prove to me why one god is any more real than any other god, I'll believe. I would bet against this one.

      I regard religion as a silly obsession for the weak and stupid... OK. You can regard anything as whatever you want. This is the most sensible statement in your post. You probably should have stopped here.

      Religion absolutely requires strict autocratic control over the devout masses. As other posters have mentioned, your assertion of absolutes seriously wrecks your argument. It's true that some religions, and some religious groups have practiced this kind of control, but certainly not all of them.
      I am a member of a denomination that is based on the premise that each local congregation is autonomous. We have small regional and national organizations that provide resources, but have no authority over the local churches. Occasionally they will suggest some sort of policy or action, and invariably a large number of congregations tell them to take a hike.

      Free thinking and free access to information corrupts belief in god because, "as you know, reality has a liberal bias." (Colbert.) Well, it's interesting to know that quotes from Colbert have the ability to control reality. There are a number of religions that actually encourage free thought and access to information. There are also quite a lot of religious people who have a strong liberal bias.

      There is no proof of god and there is no universal truth,... Well, I'm not aware of any proof of any gods, but that doesn't preclude the existence of such proofs. Anyway, as others have pointed out, this statement is self-contradictory.

      You don't have to believe in any gods.
      You're welcome to regard me as stupid and weak.
      Please try to be open-minded toward people who disagree with you.
      You might consider doing some research about religion; beyond what is offered by cable TV talk show hosts. There are a LOT of good critical examinations of the various religions and religion as a whole. It's quite a fascinating topic since religion is such a pervasive aspect of humanity.
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      You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  43. They (the church) were successful by DarKlajid · · Score: 1

    You just have to love this evil plot:

    1) Let a fresh-grad lawyer attack wikileak in your name
    2) Post the story to slashdot
    3) Profi.. - uhm - Site down, content protected.

    Marvelous.

  44. You have got to be kidding right.... by RationalRoot · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wander down to Saudi or any African Islamic region and see what happens to Apostates.
    "While the traditional holy writings of both Judaism (Deuteronomy 13:6-10) and Islam (al-Bukhari, Diyat, bab 6) demand the death penalty for apostates."

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    http://davesboat.blogspot.com/
  45. Streisand effect, activate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see the Mormon Church taking active steps in getting this material distributed as widely as possible.

  46. Jehovah's Witness manual by just_forget_it · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jehovah's Witnesses went through a similar ordeal when their "elder manual" was leaked. What got people up in arms was their requirement that in order to pursue any judicial matters regards child molestation, there had to have been two witnesses to the act. Without two witnesses or a confession, the elders were told not to even report the accusation to the authorities. The backlash led to a change in policy.

    Perhaps the mormon handbook has something similar, but I have nothing to base that on.

    1. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The backlash led to a public change in policy.

      If I have learned anything, it's that when a religious organization change due to public pressure the members that ahve been involved don't actually change.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The LDS manual in question instructs leaders to call Church Headquarters in cases of abuse. There is not much information in the manual.

      There is nothing scandalous in the manual. However it is copyrighted. If this were a GPL violation /. would be up in arms. Since it is a copyright violation /. is up in arms, mostly on the wrong side of the issue.

      However the LDS Church should have learned by now that trying to enforce copyright on the internet is counter-productive. If they weren't putting up a fight you'd never see this on /.

    3. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      If this were a GPL violation /. would be up in arms. Since it is a copyright violation /. is up in arms, mostly on the wrong side of the issue. I am not saying the group consensus is right or wrong, but I don't see any hypocrisy here. Basically the /. userbase is generally advocating more openness. Using copyright to browbeat WikiLeaks or individuals is trying to create secrets. Using the GPL to force violators to open their code is also advocating openness.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    4. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Well, either it is about openness or trying to maintain control over your copyrighted material. A GPL violation is, in essence, a copyright violation. If you don't abide by the terms of the GPL you are violating copyright by redistributing GPL licensed software. Similarly the LDS church has copyright over these materials and distributes them in a controlled fashion. Wikileaks is violating their copyright.

      Claiming that you want "openness" regardless of the means isn't much of an argument.

    5. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Oh I am not saying it is a good argument. I am just saying that is what the group seems to prefer.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    6. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The LDS manual in question instructs leaders to call Church Headquarters in cases of abuse.

      One of my children was abused by a relative, so I've been through this process. In nearly all cases church headquarters instructs leaders to contact the authorities. In my child's case the offender was both juvenile and mentally impaired, and the families had addressed the problem by controlling contact, so the intervention of the authorities was arguably unnecessary, but the church required it.

    7. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      'Information Wants To Be Free' doesn't mean you get to abduct it and release it into the wild.

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    8. Re:Jehovah's Witness manual by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That has changed. It is now to call the civil authorities in cases of abuse at leas that is what I was taught in a leadership training a few years ago.

      --
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  47. Anonymous Attacks FLDS by Jizzbug · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  48. Slashdotted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to bring down wikileaks.org. /. has already done so.

    Beware of lawyers? Beware of slashdot.

  49. "Secret" hardly... by VirtualGathis · · Score: 2, Informative

    I find it interesting that the leadership is taking such effort to suppress this. I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and I already know the information in this article without being given the guide. I know it simply because I have asked the questions. The missionaries and leaders answered without reservation or hesitation. This information isn't secret. It is the publication that is confidential specifically because without the history and knowledge given beforehand it is easy to take it out of context and receive the wrong impression. The guides purpose is to assist leaders in assisting members not to create a "secret" leadership. These leaders are chosen from worthy members not a secret elite.

  50. The point of Wikileaks by EnOne · · Score: 1

    Isn't the point of WikiLeaks is that someone doesn't want it leaked? Otherwise it would just be news.

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  51. The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by Jizzbug · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just to be clear, the FLDS isn't a part of the regular Mormons. Mainstream LDS doesn't do the polygamy / marry your 12-year-old cousin thing. They're still about as out there as Scientologists, but at least they're not kiddie-diddlers...

    2. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      FLDS != LDS.

      Better luck next time.

    3. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Mormons do continue to practice plural marriage, they just wait until the afterlife because we're too wicked to practice it in this life! (In our modern culture, this practice is called "divorce".)

      Read the section of the "leaked" document on Temple policy and proxy sealings.

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    4. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >FLDS != LDS.

      FLDS ~= LDS

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    5. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be clear, the FLDS isn't a part of the regular Mormons. Hmm - where did the FLDS get it's belief? from the LDS church. I love it when LDS folk try to separate themselves from something which they introduced!

      Mainstream LDS doesn't do the polygamy / marry your 12-year-old cousin thing. Last time I checked the LDS church instituted the practice of polygamy. Even though it's not currently practiced, LDS folk have hopes of one day being able to practice this again.
    6. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If you're implying that the FLDS church is part of the LDS church, you're completely wrong. If you're implying that they're similar, you're somewhat wrong - there are a few similar underlying beliefs, however, if the FLDS were following what the Book of Mormon teaches (as I suppose they claim they do), they would not be doing what they are doing.

      The LDS Church promptly excommunicates any members found to be practicing polygamy.

    7. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      at least they're not kiddie-diddlers... Correction -- some are, some aren't.
    8. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I actually did that. Believe it or not, Mormons don't sit around talking about polygamy all the time so I wasn't clear on the teachings. As far as I can tell, it's not really great evidence of polygamy. Sure, men can end up sealed (Mormon term for marriages that are supposed to last beyond the grave) to multiple women. But women can also be sealed to multiple men.

      So is this some kind of zany collective marriage? Are you going to end up with random conglomerations of 3 wives and 4 husbands?

      Honestly: I don't know. I doubt it. I figure that we'll sort of get that straightened out in the next life and figure out who wants to go with who. But there's no Mormon teaching about it.

      People always expect the Mormons to have a complete answer to every question about their doctrine. If you want to understand Mormonism you have to understand that sometimes the answer is "we don't know yet".

      That's what an open canon is all about.

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    9. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked the LDS church instituted the practice of polygamy.

      Really? You think Mormons invented that? Read the OT recently?

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    10. Re:The Internets (via Anonymous) attack the FLDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      StorminMormon,

      I [parent poster] totally have to agree with you about an open canon (especially its implication as to continued revelation), lack of teachings (and lack of "teaching" in general) on subjects, and the "we don't know yet" effect!

      But women can also be sealed to multiple men.
      I tried to make this point to another Mormon in another thread of this discussion, but he didn't want to believe it, preferring to believe himself that men get 'em all and women with a bounty of husbands get to pick their favorite one.

      Personally, my parents got divorced when I was starting high school. My dad had been previously married to a woman that committed suicide (I have a half-brother I've never met). And my mom went on to marry two other men. Both of my parents are happily in their third marriages (third time is a charm!), and I've come to love my belated step-parents dearly, but the divorce(s) w{as,ere} hard on us as a family at first.

      So knowing that we will be an eternal family, arranged according to the hierarchy of the sealing powers of the eternal priesthood, is an important coping mechanism for me. I can only imagine a heaven where my parents (step or otherwise) are my seniors in both priesthood and authority, and where they (my parents) are all united by matrimony in the bonds of new and everlasting covenant of Jesus Christ.

      You had better bet that my mother will be sealed to my father then as much as she will be sealed to her current husband. (And I happen to know that she will have no problem claiming her other ex-husband as well.)
  52. why mormonism is not christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    the factor that breaks mormonism from traditional run of the mill christiian church of what ever flavor is the mormon end goal.

    "the ultimate goal of the church, as stated publicly by its early leaders Joseph Smith and Brigham Young (but not mentioned so publicly by more recent Mormon leaders), is to establish the Mormon Kingdom of God in America, and to govern the world as God's appointed representatives. The church is already influential in the making of secular policy, as was proven not so long ago when the Equal Rights Amendment was defeated with decisive help from the Mormon church."

    just because it is not mentioned, does not make it go away. this is clearly stated in the book of mormon, along with the earth being only 6000 years old. not included in the offical book of mormon, but in the Journal of Discourses, a book of Brigham's sermons, the belief that Adam was in fact God, and all followers could become gods as well...

    not christian ideas in any way shape or form. the LDS has since run a major PR campaign to change how it is perceived, but not what it actual teaches or believes.

  53. Two cents from one of them...... by Crane+Style · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I happen to be one of the bleeping mormons in the world. The funny thing about all of this is that wikileaks makes this document to be super secretive, trying to make it as controversial as the scientology leak. It's not. I have read the entire handbook, there's nothing inside that is controversial. The handbook materials are freely available for anyone that wants to know what it says, you just need to say the magic words. Given the stark number of lies that are published about the LDS church on a given day on the Internets, I can see why they'd prefer things to not be published. The wikileaks reference a well known website that tries to debunk "mormonism" as it were. That particular site has been known on many occasions to doctor materials and post them as if they were official documentation, often in the forms of scans or pdfs as to look more authentic. If anyone wants to know what the churches stances and policies are, they can visit lds.org and find whatever they'd like to know directly.

    1. Re:Two cents from one of them...... by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Then why does it hurt for this to sit on Wikileaks? Seriously, if there is nothing bad there, who cares. It isn't violating any persons privacy. The church isn't a person. It's an artificial construct just like a corporation. The law needs to stop treating both as people and treat them as constructs. Churches and corporations do not have rights to privacy even though the people inside them do.

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    2. Re:Two cents from one of them...... by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

      Then why does it hurt for this to sit on Wikileaks? Seriously, if there is nothing bad there, who cares. It isn't violating any persons privacy. The church isn't a person. It's an artificial construct just like a corporation. The law needs to stop treating both as people and treat them as constructs. Churches and corporations do not have rights to privacy even though the people inside them do.
      Companies protect intellectual property all the time. Governments protect data (how do you make a nuclear bomb?). There are plenty of good reasons for privacy inside organizations. Maybe I can sift through your hard drive later because "if there is nothing bad there, who cares."
    3. Re:Two cents from one of them...... by Crane+Style · · Score: 1

      ...The church isn't a person. It's an artificial construct just like a corporation..... The US Code (22 I believe, could be 20) states a US based corporation is in fact a person in the strictest of definitions. They have every right to privacy that the individual citizen has, and seeing as how it's the business side of the LDS Church that owns the copyright they are entitled to protect their privacy like everyone else.
  54. If you have secret documents by geekoid · · Score: 1

    you shouldn't enjoy tax exempt status.

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    1. Re:If you have secret documents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being tax exempt and having 'secret' (they aren't secret, but private) documents have nothing to do with one another.

    2. Re:If you have secret documents by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > (they aren't secret, but private)

      What is the difference?

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  55. Oh we've seen it all before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mormon Church: The 19th Century's Scientologists.

  56. It's taken care of... by ah.clem · · Score: 2, Funny

    I downloaded the PDF and sent it back to them - problem resolved.

    ah.clem

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  57. Can't keep a secret nowadays... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... not only Joseph Smith, but the Protocols of Zion too.

  58. Correction: 1Cor *3*:2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/m

  59. Often misunderstood by beemishboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would just add as a member of the LDS Church that the church is often misunderstood. Take the stories about the completely separate FLDS Church in this thread. Take issues of polygamy or any other confusion. At its core, it is an organization that tries to help its members follow the example of Jesus Christ, hence the name, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

    I would just say that given the history of being persecuted for their beliefs, it's natural to want to avoid any unnecessary misunderstanding. They were forcibly kicked out of Missouri, Illinois, and other places. That's the reason they went west - to escape those who had murdered their first leader with a mob and burned their homes.

    For better background information, here is a site that is for the news media that talks about statistics, core beliefs, and history. Here is a website that talks more about the basic beliefs.

    So please just take in a bigger picture when deciding that they are just trying to censor or gag anyone. They just want respect for privacy like just about any slashdotter wants.

    1. Re:Often misunderstood by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Good grief, trying to use what happened over 150 years ago to justify this sort of thing is rather silly, don't you think. I can well imagine that religious groups don't like the public peering in on them. But society has a vested interest, considering the special considerations given to religious groups, to be able to peer in. The Church of Latter Day Saints made its peace with the US government and people a long time ago, so quit trotting the old "we've been persecuted" line.

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    2. Re:Often misunderstood by beemishboy · · Score: 1

      Why does society have a vested interest in manuals for church leaders? Is there some danger to the citizens of the country that necessitates seeing that the church policy on fundraisers for scout camp?

    3. Re:Often misunderstood by beemishboy · · Score: 1

      Actually, does society have any rights at all when it comes to governing religion or peering in as you say? I don't think it does unless there is evidence that laws are being abused. I thought in the U.S. constitution that we were freed to worship however we chose to.
      I mention persecution because even today there are erroneous news stories printed about the church, thus the linked articles. Often persecution comes about because of misunderstandings.

    4. Re:Often misunderstood by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

      Good grief, trying to use what happened over 150 years ago to justify this sort of thing is rather silly, don't you think. I can well imagine that religious groups don't like the public peering in on them. But society has a vested interest, considering the special considerations given to religious groups, to be able to peer in. The Church of Latter Day Saints made its peace with the US government and people a long time ago, so quit trotting the old "we've been persecuted" line.
      Would you say the same thing about blacks and slavery? How about the Jewish religion and the Holocaust?
  60. If you have nothing to hide, why hide it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how this crowd gets all up in arms a) when their privacy is potentially compromised and b) when everyone else's is not.

  61. Re:Anonymous Attacks FLDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jizzbug - why do you keep posting this video over and over in this thread? 6 times isn't enough for you?

  62. Correct! by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

    This is simply a copyright issue. I know with trademarks, companies must defend the unauthorized use of them or risk losing their trademark. What is wrong with somebody protecting their copyright? Sheesh.

  63. As an agnostic who was lowered Catholic by ruggerboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    this just makes me want to convert to LDS (if I had a gun to my head and was forced to choose a religion):
    One of the stake presidency's most important responsibilities is...emphasizing the importance of the family, helping members prepare to receive all essential...providing opportunities to serve...and showing love by ministering to members individually. Members of the stake presidency set an example in temporal welfare by striving to become selfreliant and by caring for the poor and needy. They also encourage members in these efforts.

    Just don't eff up with the rest of the rules, or you'll be cast out and end up in Vegas on the pole.

  64. Playing by the rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "obvious copyright issues" are apparently the
    only laws which have been broken here, and it looks
    like Wikileaks may have broken them.

              I'd suggest that, if the document is available to
    the general public (even if they have to order it over
    the Internet) & if it's copyrighted, then Wikileaks
    probably should just excerpt the juicy parts (as they
    did in their lead-in page) & let people know where/how
    to order it. To publish the entire document is just
    leaving themselves open to an international copyright
    action (and we all know how much the RIAA wants cases
    which uphold international copyright law).

              Even if a person believes that it's sometimes
    necessary to violate laws to get information to the
    people, I think that person should use good judgement
    in figuring out which cases (i.e. US government injecting
    plutonium into people, Watergate, etc.) are worth it
    & which cases (republishing a generally available
    copyrighted manual for Mormon clergy) might be
    better served by legal excerpting...

  65. How about Helen Mar Kimball's accounts? by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Informative

    She's the 14 year old girl who Joseph Smith bullied into marrying him by claiming that it would ensure the salvation of her family. There's plenty of more examples of fraud, but as long as the topic is El Dorado that one seems to be the most poignant. Todd Compton's book has references to primary sources for her and about thirty others of Smith's wives, if you'd like to check that out. Be aware that Compton is still a believing Mormon and so some bias shows through; for example when he quotes Helen's sorrow at finding out that her marriage wasn't just "for eternity", he suggests that that must just mean that Smith wasn't letting her date, rather than that Smith was using her for what his "revelation" on polygamy said his "plural wives" were for.

    You're right that the FLDS Mormons aren't the same religion as the LDS Mormons, but that's because the FLDS sect is the one that still believes in the doctrines that the LDS were smart enough to back away from.

  66. Family Guy fan? by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    "Cut my toast! Cut my eggs! Cut my milk!"
    "I can't, sir. It's liquid."
    "Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it!"

  67. Re:Anonymous Attacks FLDS by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    Because people don't realize what is going on in Texas...

    The black woman in Colorado is innocent, the unfortunate victim of a beige box!

    Everyone is a tool to the Internets (government, religion, and slashdot included)!

    Moses 5:

        30 And Satan sware unto Cain that he would do according to his commands. And all these things were done in secret.
        31 And Cain said: Truly I am Mahan, the master of this great secret, that I may murder and get gain. Wherefore Cain was called Master Mahan, and he gloried in his wickedness.
        32 And Cain went into the field, and Cain talked with Abel, his brother. And it came to pass that while they were in the field, Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him.

        49 For Lamech having entered into a covenant with Satan, after the manner of Cain, wherein he became Master Mahan, master of that great secret which was administered unto Cain by Satan; and Irad, the son of Enoch, having known their secret, began to reveal it unto the sons of Adam;
        50 Wherefore Lamech, being angry, slew him, not like unto Cain, his brother Abel, for the sake of getting gain, but he slew him for the oath's sake.

    http://scriptures.lds.org/en/moses/5/31,49#31

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  68. It's a Mormon Conspiracy! by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    I have family members who are oppressed by this heinous cult of crypto-Nazis so let me tell you what's really going on here:

    Its obvious from reading the fucking article that the Mormons are marketing themselves by creating this faux "controversy" over their "censorship" of this "hideous secret" of theirs -- a "secret" which basically extols 1950s middle class Christian morality. This, they know, will appeal to a large number of the readers of their "secret" document who are closet conservatives. These closet conservatives would, of course, never admit in a million years that they want to return to the values of the 1950s -- that dark American Nightmare -- and so they pretend to be "outraged" at this "oppressive cult" as they pass the links around to each other providing more converts than a BYU graduating class going on their two year missions.

    Don't fall for it guys!

    Stop sending around this "news" about the "censorship" of the Mormon Nazi-boyz. You have been pwn3d!

    1. Re:It's a Mormon Conspiracy! by buraianto · · Score: 1

      Most Mormon males who go on missions do so before graduating from college. The nominal age at which they begin is 19.

    2. Re:It's a Mormon Conspiracy! by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      19? Outrageous! Child protective services should be called in to deprogram these boys.

  69. Set straight the debate (hey, that rhymes). by ittybad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe the point of this article was to leak "secret documents" and show the secrecy of the "cult" we know as the LDS church. In regards to its secrecy, read the first few pages. To those you have not, RTA and STB (scan the book). To show the absurdity of asserting some veil of secrecy, here are some quotes: "However, other stake and ward leaders may have access to this information as needed for reference." "This publication is bound as a single book for stake presidencies, bishoprics, high priests group leaders, elders quorum presidents, and auxiliary presidents. Individual sections are published for leaders who do not need the entire book" "However, the stake president or bishop may authorize portions to be duplicated for high councilors and others as needed." The book and/or the book's content are available to many, many people in the church. In fact, if you look at that last line, it is available to "others as needed." I would imagine this means any ward member. There is no veil of secrecy here, and the copyrights violation suit, I feel, makes sense. It is their document and it doesn't show any illegal activities. If they want to keep it mostly internal, so be it. Nothing in there, from what I could tell, looks damning. Much of the same stuff you see in other Christian denominations. To get a good feel for the book real quick, do a search for "ward member" and read the sentences around that search throughout the book. Good things abound.

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  70. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...

  71. How do you know the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right that withholding information to mislead is not the same as giving the basics before the advanced information, but on the surface, they are the same.

    How can you judge the intent of the person withholding the information?

  72. Have the scientologists brainwashed US? by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

    Religions should not have confidential texts.

    I repeat: religions should NOT NOT NOT have confidential texts.

    Everything about a religion should be open, no matter how nutty it might seem to an outside observer. There are tens of thousands of people who believe in a thunder god today. There is no excuse to have hidden agendas and Xenu "fun surprises" when the vast majority of religious people out there today believe in completely open (catholics, shia) and even completely decentralized religions (protestants, sunni muslims, jews, buddhists, etc.) that some argue are "a bunch of crazy fairy tales".

    Any secrecy promotes wrongful manipulation of a religion and abuse of its believers. The idea of it should be intolerable and immediately rejected.

  73. Re:Order of the Arrow - Right to Privacy???? by qualidafial · · Score: 1

    Let me find my copy of the constitution and bill of rights.... hmmm... nope.. no right to privacy.... You mean besides this one?
  74. Mormon != Christian by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've posted similar articles countless times before, but here's another example. Mormon's are not Christian. They may claim to be Christian, but they are not. I can claim to be a Buddhist, Mormon and Catholic but that doesn't make me all three. They have mutually exclusive doctrines which prevent you from being all of them. Similarly, Mormon doctrine directly conflicts with the most basic tenants of Christianity (outlined in aforementioned link).

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    1. Re:Mormon != Christian by buraianto · · Score: 1

      It's kind of funny how much some people are threatened by Mormons calling themselves Christian. If you define a Christian as someone who looks like you, then I think many Mormons wouldn't want to be considered a Christian. But your definition is unnecessarily narrow.

    2. Re:Mormon != Christian by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      lulz. I'm not threatened by them in any way. I'm simply trying to make a clarification that, in my opinion, is the difference between going to heaven and going to hell. Rather than feeling threatened, I feel obligated to tell people the truth about the difference between what they say they are and what they really are.

      It's not my definition; it's the biblical definition.

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    3. Re:Mormon != Christian by buraianto · · Score: 1

      It's not my definition; it's the biblical definition.
      Because everyone agrees about how the Bible should be interpreted. Wait, no they don't. How do you adjudicate between competing interpretations?

    4. Re:Mormon != Christian by BobMcD · · Score: 1
      Everyone, everywhere could stand to be just a LITTLE more open-minded about religion. Unfortunately, you're included...

      I tried to read your link, I really did, but the assumption that the author is in a position of authority on what is and is not Christian was too much to bear. Take for example this statement:

      None of the above teachings by the Mormon Church are biblical, hence are not Christian. At the time of Christ, 95% of the New Testament was not represented anywhere else in the "Bible" either. So at that time, by the definition in the statement above, it would have been "not Christian" to worship and follow Christ.

      Think 'he who cast the first stone' here. When Christ spoke these words, they were specifically NOT "Biblical"...

      This is decidedly off-topic, but if you're confused by this at all, please look into who decided what made it into the modern Bible, who Paul was, and what happened to the Christian missionaries to the Jewish people. The Catholic church is based in Italy for a reason, not be mere happenstance, and a lot of the reason Paul's letters survived to be included in the modern Christian's Bible had to do with the audience supporting their content. Otherwise, they would have been destroyed, and would not have been available for canonization...
    5. Re:Mormon != Christian by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I would say his definition is pretty dead on as a member of neither religion.

      Using the old SAT analogies...

      Mormonism IS TO Christianty as Intelligent Design IS TO Science.
      Mormonism IS TO Christianty as Islam IS TO Christianity.

      and since it is slashdot a car analogy

      Mormonism IS TO Christianty as F250 IS TO Sportscar.

      and of course

      Mormonism IS TO Christianty as National Socialism IS TO Facism.

      just so I can invoke godwin...

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    6. Re:Mormon != Christian by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Competing interpretations? That God is the *only* God and that salvation is a free gift given by God's grace through Christ's death on the cross for all of the sins of humanity aren't really up for interpretation. Those are the pillars of Christian belief. We aren't disagreeing about esoteric topics; these make up the core of what it is to define oneself as a Christian.

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    7. Re:Mormon != Christian by buraianto · · Score: 1

      You have already interpreted the Bible according to your beliefs in making that statement. Your statement amounts to saying, "You're not Christian because you're not Christian."

    8. Re:Mormon != Christian by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Actually if you go looking into the history of the Mormon church you'll find that their version of the bible has been edited time and time again (not recently, as I understand it, but never rectified either) by whomever was the head, however he pleased. Probably the biggest no-no was by Joseph Smith, who wrote himself into Genesis. No good.

      Also, it's very difficult to question the validity of about 20,000 extant copies of the original Gospels and Epistles, meanwhile, there are no existing supporting documents for the "Book of Mormon" or their translation of the bible.

      Mostly there are different translations of the Bible because of changing times and linguistics, but also because it is difficult to translate the old Greek and Hebrew texts.

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    9. Re:Mormon != Christian by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The LDS church uses the King James Bible in church services.

      You are referring to the Mormon "Joseph Smith Translation" version of the King James Bible, which is not generally used but occasionally referenced in LDS services. It is not a translation in the normal sense of the word, because Joseph Smith did not have any source documents that they were working from. He had a King James Bible and made changes to the text in the margins, with the intent of publishing the finished product. (I don't believe Joseph Smith or the LDS church actually published this Bible during his lifetime.)

      Mormons believe that the process as a whole was done by inspiration from God, and so is generally more "correct" than the KJV, but they do not agree about, and are not generally concerned with, whether any particular change is a restoration of the original words of the author, a rewording of the KJV text for clarity, or an addition of new content in an appropriate place in the KJV text.

    10. Re:Mormon != Christian by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      "Christianity" (as defined as the set of denominations you would accept as Christian) is mutually exclusive to itself! How then can you define Mormonism as not Christian because it has some mutually exclusive beliefs to other churches? I'm sure you can find "Christian" churches to contradict most of the "most basic tenant[s]" you look for.

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    11. Re:Mormon != Christian by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      It's not my definition; it's the biblical definition.
      That's not true. The bible itself does not define the word, and people cannot agree on the exact tenets that the bible teaches.

      If you insist that the bible has a definition, then you would have to refer to 1st Peter 4:16. By this definition, there are few throughout history that have a better claim than the 19th century Mormons.

      If, on the other hand, you claim that belief in the New Testament is your "biblical" definition of "Christian", then each person would say: "My church is the only Christian church in the world. Nobody else really believes the Bible."
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  75. Voluntary Sterilization by chill · · Score: 1

    Our Bishop had one comment about that: "It is between you and your wife." I've never heard it brought up anywhere else.

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    1. Re:Voluntary Sterilization by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is what I have heard as well. Me I think it is a bad plan.
      Not for any spiritual reason. One of the guys at work got one... He spent a few days with his groin packed in ice. I try to avoid doing anything where the end result is me wanting to pack my groin in ice. Yes I am a wimp in that respect.

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    2. Re:Voluntary Sterilization by chill · · Score: 1

      Ummm..let me be very clear. No one is going down there with sharp objects! :-)

      My wife had her tubes tied after giving birth to twins. She was still in the hospital and it was very simple at that point.

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    3. Re:Voluntary Sterilization by swillden · · Score: 1

      One of the guys at work got one... He spent a few days with his groin packed in ice. I try to avoid doing anything where the end result is me wanting to pack my groin in ice.

      I had a vasectomy a few years ago. It was no big deal at all, and I didn't use any ice. I was a little tender for a couple of days, but it was less painful than, say, sore muscles from an overly-aggressive workout. My wife and I opted for vasectomy because it's less invasive and less dangerous than tubal ligation, AND is often reversible (not that we have any expectation of wanting to reverse it).

      Oh, and it never even occurred to us to consult our bishop.

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    4. Re:Voluntary Sterilization by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I doubt that many members of the LDS church would ask the bishop. If they did I think they would get the "you and your spouse should pray about it" answer.

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  76. Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Jizzbug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, most Mormons (myself included) believe that the practice of plural marriage will be re-instituted prior to the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (some suspect it will be re-instituted after the collapse of the U.S. economy, when the Saints are called to gather in Zion: Jackson County, Missouri [Kansas City]).

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    1. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As can be seen from above, there is no limit to the bullshit a human being is willing to accept. Amazing!

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    2. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      Such as: most people here believe posting to Slashdot is a worthwhile activity.

      GNAA UNITE!

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    3. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by bishiraver · · Score: 1

      How Kansas City could ever be considered Zion is beyond my feeble, mortal understanding.

      Cancun, on the other hand...

    4. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I respect your sincerity.

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    5. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

      I know from experience that the East Coast is hell and the West Coast is purgatory.

      Ever lived in Kansas City? It's way fuckin' cooler than Chicago, LA, or NYC.

      KCMO-biiaaatch is Paris on the Plains and the Little Apple.

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    6. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by bishiraver · · Score: 1

      Never lived in Kansas City, but one of my coworkers here (in NYC) grew up there.

      He prefers it here! Go figure. I prefer it here to central NC.

    7. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Do you really think the above was a real Mormon and not a troll? I don't know. It could be genuine. Mormons can believe any weird thing they want. It doesn't make their weird beliefs representative of Mormonism.

      There's no Mormon doctrine about whether or not polygamy will be instituted again. That I know of. Unless it's a quote from the standard works (Bible, Book of Mormon, D&C, Pearl of Great Price) it's just some Mormon's opinion.

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    8. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not helping things one bit. Why don't you teach more faith promoting rumors like the youth being Generals in the pre-existance war in heaven and the hush in the heavens when people hear Gordon B Hinkely was one of the prophets when you were alive? There is a difference between Doctrine (which these are not) and Mormon Culture (which these are) and teaching cultural beliefs as doctrine... not helping at all.

    9. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      "Also, most Mormons (myself included) believe that the practice of plural marriage..."

      - A social group which has examples in nature, gorillas and lions for isntance, uncommon among humans though.

      "will be re-instituted prior to the Second Coming of Jesus Christ"

      - a most unlikely situation, the mans' been dead for 2000 years.

      "(some suspect it will be re-instituted after the collapse of the U.S. economy"

      It didn't happen in the depression, using that as an estimate for future collapses, I doubt there's a correlation between economy and polygamy.

      "when the Saints are called to gather in Zion: Jackson County, Missouri [Kansas City])."

      - I'd move it to Las Vegas, better chance Elvis can show up as well.

    10. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself there buddy, most of the mormons you know != most mormons. You might want to lay off the green jello for a while.

    11. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by atamido · · Score: 1

      I've seen you mention the doctrine thing several times, and I felt the need to offer some small correction.

      Whatever publications the LDS church is currently placing it's name on is usually considered doctrinal. Manuals, magazines, books, etc.

      Note that this wasn't always the case. It also only applies in the case of where it is presenting doctrinal ideas. This obviously wouldn't include publications for historical purposes, press releases, memos, news, etc. This also doesn't mean that whatever they have their name on is without error, whether grammatical or the meaning of a statement.

    12. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Whatever publications the LDS church is currently placing it's name on is usually considered doctrinal. Manuals, magazines, books, etc.

      Be this as it may, the Standard Works are in a class by themselves. No teacher's manual or magazine is on that level. They are clearly "doctrinal" in the sense of "conveying official doctrine", but they are not canonical.

      Perhaps I should start using that term to avoid confusion.

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    13. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by atamido · · Score: 1

      They are clearly "doctrinal" in the sense of "conveying official doctrine", but they are not canonical.

      That is true, but a whole interesting discussion of itself. Take Alma 40:20.

      Now, my son, I do not say that their resurrection cometh at the resurrection of Christ; but behold, I give it as my opinion, that the souls and the bodies are reunited, of the righteous, at the resurrection of Christ, and his ascension into heaven.

      Here, in a piece of LDS canon, a prophet is clearly stating that what he is writing down is his opinion, which means it couldn't be taken as "doctrine". (I'm ignoring the fact that his statement is backed up later.) It's important to note that just because a prophet wrote something a long time ago, and people still reprint it, does not make it doctrinal. They were writing down and preaching their opinions all the time.

      This should be much less of a problem in the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants as they are essentially a "Best of" compiled by later prophets. This is in contrast to the Old Testament and New Testament which were more a compile of "Greatest Hits" by people with the spiritual credentials of a blueberry muffin. (Nothing against blueberry muffins, they're great, but they may not be your best source for spiritual enlightenment.)

      So while something may be doctrinal and not canonical, the reverse is true that something may be canonical and not doctrinal. Given that, the need to use the correct terms becomes very clear. It can also, in certain circumstances, help to make the distinction "official" and "unofficial", although if you do then you must be consistent in it's use to be clear.

    14. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      You've clearly put more thought into this than I have, and I agree with what you're saying. I was being much more careless in an attempt to illustrate the simple fact that Mormons theology is not "whatever you can quote some Mormon authority figure as saying".

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    15. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by atamido · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Because I heard from a friend that President Kimball once told his family in a secret meeting that...

      Seriously though, simplifying words down below their true meaning is necessary when having conversations with people that have a different (or a complete lack) of understanding of the terminology, is completely appropriate. You didn't say anything wrong (and in fact seem to have done a truly excellent job throughout the discussion), I just wanted to add a footnote for clarification, just in case.

    16. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Runnerfrog13 · · Score: 1
      Um, I beg to differ. I'm Mormon, I consider myself fairly devout, and I don't believe that.

      The word "most" is a very vague and arbitrary value placed to something that cannot be accurately judged.

    17. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by David+Sudweeks · · Score: 1

      most Mormons My guess is that most Mormons have never considered this; plus there's plenty of room for disagreement here (e.g. mine). Plural marriage did the Church a lot of good to keep semi-committed people from joining, (and thereby kept the Church from dying out and losing the priesthood and falling into general apostasy as it has a tendency to do). But it's not an eternal principle is it? If you think so, what's your source? To those who think that it's hilarious (a 5, Funny) that Jesus is coming to Missouri, boy are you in for a surprise!
  77. It's a copyright issue, not a religious one by StraightToPlaid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could get any of this information just by walking up and asking a Mormon leader about it. None of this is secret. In fact, Mormons love telling you about their church, and everyone who's spoken with one of their missionaries know it. They're usually polite but will talk for hours if you let them. The issue here is that the LDS church is the legal copyright holder of those books. As such, they get to say who publishes them and how they are distributed. There's nothing more than that. My bet is they're getting angry because once other people start publishing it they can start to modify it and say that it's real. How easy would it be for somebody to doctor the file and distribute it? The Mormons have a valid legal claim on this one and it will be interesting to see how it plays out. I usually agree with wikileaks, but this is just ridiculous. It's a clear cut copyright violation and isn't 'leaking' any secret information.

  78. Is that so? by jopet · · Score: 1

    I am not an US citizen and the copyright laws here in Europe are different from US laws. At least in my country (Austria) the copyright (called "rights of the originator" here) is not limited to any particular purpose. What it says is this: the originator of any work that involved some significant creativity has the right to decide what happens to it and how it is used, sold, copied etc.
    This OF COURSE includes the right to keep it secret or limit its distribution.

    And why not?

    I am an atheist, but why shouldn't Mormons have the right to keep their nonsense secret to their sect?

    If there is something that need to be fixed then those stupid laws that grant protection to every group of idiots that call themselves "religion".

    1. Re:Is that so? by skywire · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., copyright is a grant of a temporary economic monopoly over the copying of works for the purpose of encouraging their creation and publication to the benefit of the public. To use the copyright law to keep information secret is to fundamentally violate the intent of the law.

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    2. Re:Is that so? by jopet · · Score: 1

      Can you give a reference that supports that claim?
      Does the law itself give a rationale that would supprot this claim?

    3. Re:Is that so? by skywire · · Score: 1

      You might start with the U.S. Constitution, Article 1, section 8, the 8th paragraph: "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries." Then read anything you can find on the history of U.S. copyright law. Wikipedia has this in their article "United States copyright law", under the heading "Scope of copyright law":

      The purpose of copyright law is to stimulate the creation of as many works of art, literature, music, and other "works of authorship" as possible, in order to benefit the public. The United States recognizes no absolute, natural right in an author to prevent others from copying or otherwise exploiting his work. The copyright laws give authors limited property rights in their works, but for the ultimate purpose of benefiting the public by encouraging the creation and dissemination of more works.

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  79. Why not argue against the protection of religions? by jopet · · Score: 1

    What I find odd about many statements about this issue is that many here seem to complain about copyright law giving those people the right to control the distribution of that book. I really do not see the issue with this: of course the bad guys can control there nonsense just as well as the good guys can control their science fiction books, geek movies and what have you. I think copyright laws could be improved, are going into a direction that is bad (with very long periods of protection) and are sometimes applied in situations that are questionable.

    But overall, copyright is a good thing for those who actually create stuff. It is their decision if and how others can use their stuff. They are always free to not impose any restrictions, but they should not be forced to not impose any restrictions.

    However, nearly no one here seems to have issues with the fact that obviously religious group get a lot of protection by the law and especially in the US, any group of fanatic idiots who call themselves a "relgion" get protection. That obviously includes the right to torture and abuse children physically and intellectually by forcing absurd rituals and illogic thinking upon them.

    Why isn't anyone protesting this absurdity?

  80. Garment markings and symbols by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    The markings are the square, the compass, the rule, and the plumb line (or level). They square and compass are over each breast, the rule and level are over the navel and right knee.

    The Masons are more open and educated as to the meanings of these symbols than are the Mormons.

    http://www.masonicdictionary.com/plumb.html
    http://www.freemasons.co.za/Freemasomry/WORKINGTOOLS.htm

    Use Google to find more info on these symbols of the working man.

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  81. Wrong enemy by jopet · · Score: 1

    The problem with Copyright+Religion is Religion, not Copyright.

  82. Re:Order of the Arrow - Right to Privacy???? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    It's clearly listed in mine. Perphas you didn't get the Amendments in yours? Check number 9.

  83. So what's the hubbub? by domatic · · Score: 1

    This manual doesn't sound like Grade A ultraweirdness on the order of OT III. Instead we have a rather pedestrian model of conduct and procedure from a church. Just let this one die already.

  84. No Publicity Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. I'm LDS.

    The church isn't doing this to try and get publicity (as some here have suggested), it's doing this because it has a traditionalist view of morality.

    "It is against the law to publish copyrighted material without permission.
    They are publishing copyrighted material without permission.
    Therefore, wherily, they are in violation of the law.

    BitTorrent? What's a BitTorrent?"

    Reading this "secret" material is about as interesting as reading from the phone book. I'm not sure why wikileaks wanted to publish it.

  85. Re:Anonymous Attacks FLDS by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    Because people don't care what is going on in Texas... There, fixed that for ya.
  86. Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    You can still be sealed to multiple wives in the Mormon Church if you are legally divorced from each wife. "Sealed" means "married for time and all eternity".

    Divorce does not annul a sealing.

    (This is not to suggest that Mormon men divorce their wives in order to rack up multiple wives, that would just be stupid. But those Mormon men who do get divorced for one reason or another are seen, theologically speaking, as having multiple wives.)

    Women are only allowed one "for time and all eternity" sealing while they are alive. Previous sealings need to be annulled to undergo a new "for time and all eternity" sealing, or all future sealings must be "for time only". But one year after the woman's death, she is re-sealed by proxy "for time and all eternity" to all of her legal spouses.

    This and more is all contained in the "leaked" document which has been online for over 10 years.

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  87. It's boring by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

    Being against censorship, I had to read the thing. It's an operating manual for an organization, and a reasonably sensible one. Far more embarrassing policy documents have emerged from Catholic abuse scandals. This manual has a child abuse section on page 157; it says to report it by calling a toll-free number.

    This document doesn't appear to be much of a secret. It can be ordered through LDS Distribution Services, and the registration system doesn't seem to even ask if you're a Mormon. Sections of it are on the LDS main site.

    Other than as a copyright issue, there's not much to get excited about here.

  88. In theory, maybe by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Maybe in theory, but in practice, polygamy often means that one man dominates a group of adolescent girls.

  89. In brainwashed theory, maybe by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    No, you are just brainwashed my media and popular culture (in opposition to fact) to believe that polygamy involves older men dominating younger women.

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    1. Re:In brainwashed theory, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-huh.

      Lemme guess what your religion is...

    2. Re:In brainwashed theory, maybe by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      I'll concede that I don't know how OFTEN it happens that way, but it does happen. Hasn't there been a lot of news out of Texas about this lately?

      Just found this on Google News, for example: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hdtkEy-_-VDCktXIbtlDTH-UD2gQD90L0UTO0

      I was actually thinking of a Mormon group, but this is another example...

    3. Re:In brainwashed theory, maybe by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      You might want to put the crack pipe down for a minute...

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  90. Social Security Number by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    Derek P. Moore
    3411 Charlotte St.
    Kansas City, MO

    SS#: 323-80-9292

    Account#: 14000629
    Routing#: 101001309

    Cell#: 816-305-0909
    Email: derek.p.moore@gmail.com

    Posting your Social Security number to Slashdot is soooo 5 years ago!

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    1. Re:Social Security Number by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You really shouldn't pick on your cousin like that.

    2. Re:Social Security Number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was, indeed, my own personal info:

      http://www.myspace.com/jizzbug

    3. Re:Social Security Number by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That's great and all but you're not the person who claimed "Nobody has a right to secrets." (At least, not that I know of.)

    4. Re:Social Security Number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I just figured I could extend yours and his logics and give myself rights to everyone's secrets by exposing my personal information according to your formula (which included bank account numbers). ;P

  91. Nullify any copyrights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, since the consensus here is there should be no problem with wikileaks publishing things like this, why not have them post music and movies? What would the difference be? They could snub the lawyers from RIAA and MPAA just the same, right?

    There are a lot more interesting books that they could post that we might like to download. How about, for instance, the complete text of "Learning Perl, 4th Edition". Or anything from O'Reilly for that matter. There really is no difference here.

  92. Hey Mormon mod by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    What's flamebait about asking people who beleive in god and his actions to talk to their god about addressing their grievance?

    Fuck you and your flamebait mod you cocksucker

  93. Why do the mormons get picked on so much? by stuntmanmike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because their mythology is ridiculous and easily disproved.

  94. probably because of the contact info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they wanted to keep this secret: Missionary Department telephone 1-801-240-2179 or 1-800-453-3860, extension 2179

  95. LDS church IS weird by cusco · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sorry, but it's the TRUTH about Mormonism that makes people think that it's weird. That and its ever-so-selective official history, which ignores the reasons (theft, kidnapping, murder, arson, fraud) that they had to leave the Midwest and go to a place so remote that no one else wanted it.

    If some guy previously convicted of fraud told me that he had found some golden tablets that no one else could see, inscribed with a text that only he could read, I'd look at him and his followers as being weird. If those texts made a bunch of bizarre claims that were totally unsupported by history, geography, anthropology, liguistics, or any other known science then I'd look at them as doubly weird.

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  96. It's not different from other copyright issues by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how is this different from any other person organization requesting removal of copyrighted material?

    It's not any different. This article isn't making fun of the LDS Church for being Mormom, or for the contents of the book - it is making fun of them for tilting at copyright windmills.

    It's just another example of a copyright holder who, though validly defending their copyright, just doesn't understand the internet.

    Their copyrighted material has been turned into a digital bits, and they can't stuff those back into a bottle. Their actions are absolutely ineffective, which is why this is of interest - "look at the pointlessness of it all! and carried out by lawyers that should know they barely have a claim ! (snicker)"

    U.S. law is unclear - maybe a hyperlink on Wikinews to infringing material on Wikileaks is contributory infringement: see DeCSS, and the 1990s action in this very LDS case. Maybe it's not: see most other cases, and the lack of follow-up action when the DeCSS links were simply changed from hyperlinks to text. But it just doesn't matter - that LDS book is going to be available on the internet forever.

    This legal area is interesting in a way similar to the SCO/Linux IP cases - interesting framing out of novel legal issues, development of new legal theories and case law, and then boring repetition of the same matters over and over again. I'm not sure we're to that last point yet, unlike the SCO/Linux IP matters, or GPL cases. You may already be, however.

  97. You Are Wrong by Jizzbug · · Score: 1

    See here:
    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=552624&cid=23403918

    Women can be sealed to multiple men while they live, one sealing is "for time and all eternity" and the rest are "for time". When she passes, she is married by proxy "for time and all eternity" to all husbands. This is not about her being able to choose one husband over another, it is about her being sealed "for time and all eternity" to all of her husbands.

    You are not Mormon, right? How can you speak for Mormon doctrine?

    It's funny that people are more opposed to women having multiple husbands than they are to men having multiple wives.

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    1. Re:You Are Wrong by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you haven't noticed already. I am indeed a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I feel perfectly justified in speaking for my church on this issue.

    2. Re:You Are Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying you're happy to misunderstand the order of the eternal priesthood and you're happy to put such misunderstanding on the Church? Remember, God and the Lord are no respecters of persons (or they would let the wives choose a favorite husband [as if we can imagine how we'll feel when the veil of ignorance is removed as to whether a woman would want only one of her husbands]) -- we either get the full benefit of all priesthood ordinances, or we don't, there is not middle ground for us (except for maybe the Terrestrial kingdom).

      Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith

      Section Six 1843-44, p.309

      Many men will say, "I will never forsake you, but will stand by you at all times." But the moment you teach them some of the mysteries of the kingdom of God that are retained in the heavens and are to be revealed to the children of men when they are prepared for them they will be the first to stone you and put you to death. It was this same principle that crucified the Lord Jesus Christ, and will cause the people to kill the prophets in this generation.

      Many things are insoluble to the children of men in the last days: for instance, that God should raise the dead, and forgetting that things have been hid from before the foundation of the world, which are to be revealed to babes in the last days.

      Some Men "Too Wise to Be Taught"

      There are a great many wise men and women too in our midst who are too wise to be taught; therefore they must die in their ignorance, and in the resurrection they will find their mistake.

      Many seal up the door of heaven by saying, So far God may reveal and I will believe.

      All men who become heirs of God and joint heirs with Jesus Christ will have to receive the fulness of the ordinances of his kingdom; and those who will not receive all the ordinances will come short of the fullness of that glory, if they do not lose the whole.

    3. Re:You Are Wrong by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I really fail to see what you're getting at with these quotes. You have not shown that I misunderstand "the order of the eternal priesthood" nor have you shown where I asserted that God is a respecter of persons. (God judging a person individually according to his or her circumstances is not the same as God being a respecter of persons.)

    4. Re:You Are Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really fail to see what you're getting at with these quotes.
      I am saying with these quotes that you can not get at what I'm saying with these quotes, by nature of your stubbornness before the Lord.

      So if it offends you as a Mormon that my mother has 3 husbands for time and all eternity, that is fine, and I will account you for misunderstanding in your ignorance. As a Mormon, it doesn't offend me. So the conflict is irreconcilable, and the Lord will judge.
    5. Re:You Are Wrong by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It doesn't offend me. I'm not sure where you got that from. If it was from my comments about a woman being able to choose which husband she can be sealed to, then I'm afraid you're being antagonistic for no reason - I made those comments based on my understanding of the principle in light of the lack of scriptural support for the idea. You're free to believe as you choose, of course, and it will not offend me.

      I really don't understand why you feel the need to attack me and call me "stubborn before the Lord" and "ignorant". As long as we're insulting each other, I'll just point out that it's not very Christlike to insult someone you know nothing about beyond a few comments on a Slashdot post.

    6. Re:You Are Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True that, good sir. But we are "ignorant" (there being a veil of ignorance) and we are all most certainly "stubborn before the Lord" (when was the last time you consecrated your surplus, lonely tithe payer?).

      I see you have a user ID in the millions... If you'd come to Slashdot sooner, maybe you'd more clearly understand that here you are guilty until proven innocent. ;)

      It just seems obvious to me that "women picking their favorite" is a silly, petty, and simplified view of things (especially when the men "get 'em all"), and is counter to what Joseph Smith, Jr., taught about how we can only receive the fulness of the blessing of every ordinance and not any portion thereof (unless we want to halt our progression to the Terrestrial kingdom).

      Please forgive the GNAA troll inside of me (I am Legion [Mark 5:9,15]).

      Doctrine and Covenants 64 --

          9 Wherefore, I say unto you, that ye ought to forgive one another; for he that forgiveth not his brother his trespasses standeth condemned before the Lord; for there remaineth in him the greater sin.
          10 I, the Lord, will forgive whom I will forgive, but of you it is required to forgive all men.

      PS: You still haven't explained away my citation of D&C 132:41 below (perhaps you missed that part of this thread), were a woman can receive another man and not commit adultery if he is "appointed unto her by the holy anointing". This would indicate and imply women having multiple sealed partners while living.

      PPS: By saying "I will account you for misunderstanding in your ignorance", I meant that I cannot judge you for misunderstanding an eternal principle in ignorance, for we are all ignorant, and that ignorance must be forgiven.

  98. Re:Mormons Still Practice Plural Marriage (WRONG) by kohai_ut · · Score: 1

    LDS do not "still practice plural marriage." How many times does the LDS church have to say it for people to listen? What you state is not church teachings or church doctrine. It is not what is taught in General Conference or in LDS chapels.

  99. Celestial marriage and polygamy .. by rs232 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Marriage in a Temple for Time Only"

    'Couples may be married in a temple "for time only" if all the following requirements are met:'

    '1. The woman is already sealed to a previous husband who is deceased or from whom she is divorced'

    "Many Mormons assume that all these marriages will be valid in the eternities and the husband will live together in the afterlife as a polygamous family with all wives to whom he was sealed"

    I guess this provided the ecclesiastical justification for polygamy. An examply of working backwards from first principles. Want to have sex with lots of women, Elohim makes it OK .. :)

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    1. Re:Celestial marriage and polygamy .. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      I never got any of this. I suppose Mormon's have their own version of the Bible, which edited out passages such as:

      Matthew 22
          23 On that day Sadducees (those who say that there is no resurrection) came to him. They asked him,
          24 saying, "Teacher, Moses said, 'If a man dies, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed for hisbrother.'
          25 Now there were with us seven brothers. The first married and died, and having no seed left his wife to his brother.
          26 In like manner the second also, and the third, to the seventh.
          27 After them all, the woman died.
          28 In the resurrection therefore, whose wife will she be of the seven? For they all had her."
          29 But Jesus answered them, "You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God.
          30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are like God's angels in heaven.

    2. Re:Celestial marriage and polygamy .. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      Mormons use the King James Version of the Bible. These verses are, in fact, still in their Bibles, because it is the KJV, after all. Mormons are married in their temples, and believe that this marriage lasts after death. The marriage is performed in life, and not in the resurrection; in the resurrection they are already married, and do not need to marry or be given in marriage.

    3. Re:Celestial marriage and polygamy .. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm not a Mormon, so I speak on no authority, but what I have read is that the view is that the scriptures were tainted, and that Joseph Smith had to fix them, and there is a much altered version of the Bible used by the Mormons.

      My source - which I'll quote from:
      "The final severance from biblical accountability is the continued LDS teaching that what was left of the scriptures has been so often and badly translated that our present Bible is of almost no "stand alone" value. Apostle Orson Pratt summed up the LDS position when he stated, ". . .and who, in his right mind, could for one moment, suppose the Bible in its present form to be a perfect guide? Who knows that even one verse of the whole Bible has escaped pollution, so as to convey the same sense now that it did in the original?"(2)

      Joseph Smith taught, "I believe the Bible as it read when it came from the pen of the original writers. Ignorant translators, careless transcribers, or designing and corrupt priests have committed many errors."(3)" ...
      "One area of this study clarified a long debated topic among the various subgroupings within the various branches of Josephite or Restorationist churches. It dealt with the authenticity of a manuscript called the Inspired Version of the Bible, written by Joseph Smith prior to his death. The copyrighted property of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints [RLDS], was never given full credentials by the Utah branch--until its release of the L.D.S. edition of the King James Bible."

      So, the LDS has their own version of the KJV, very much influenced by Joseph Smith's own ISV. I don't know more than that.

      Back to the point at hand:

      The question the Sadducees asked Jesus was, "Who is she married to in heaven?" Jesus said that folks don't marry, but are like the angels - which are not married. In other words, your marriage on earth has no place or purpose in heaven. There isn't any procreation in heaven, you don't need a helpmate, and you won't be alone/lonely - so you don't need a spouse (those were the reasons Adam was given a spouse).

    4. Re:Celestial marriage and polygamy .. by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The text of the LDS KJV is the text of the KJV. The LDS version adds footnotes, a Bible dictionary and an index. Some of the changes that Joseph Smith made are spread between the footnotes and some endnotes at the back, but these are separate from the KJV text itself, and reading the Joseph Smith changes involves flipping back and forth between the KJV text and the footnotes and/or endnotes.

  100. Easier to believe by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    > Is it really that much easier to believe in one
    > god with multiple personality disorder?

    I don't think he's saying that. I think he's saying devoted people shouldn't think.

    Most die-hard monotheists are stuck in an infinite loop of believing whatever their books and leaders tell them because their books and leaders tell them to believe.

    To this guy, if you're not toeing his party's line, you're an infidel. Thanks to guys like this, our country becomes more Soviet every week.

  101. Milk Before Meat by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1
    omnipresentbob said:

    When there's hidden knowledge, you can't possibly know what you're getting into.


    In other words, "Milk Before Meat" is exactly equal to "Bait And Switch".

    I often compare Calculus and the LDS church. Absolutely, a new student of mathematics would have difficulty grasping calculus. In fact, it may be utterly incomprehensible to him. Were I teaching him, I'd recommend basic mathematics, geometry, algebra, and trigonometry prior to taking calculus. However, if he says he really, really wants to know all there is about calculus, I'd point him to the books that can teach him about it.

    I would not conceal the knowledge of calculus from him. Just because someone won't understand something is no reason to deny them the opportunity to learn for themselves that they don't have the required knowledge to understand yet. This is a key reason why I oppose the "Milk Before Meat" philosophy: it is deceptive.
  102. Mencken said it best by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Respect towards people beleafs is a must. When you fail to do so it causes conflect and all open dialog closes.
    As Mencken put it: "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

    I myself get angry when people tell me that being Catholic that I am not a christian
    I tell Catholics this, too. Mainly just to piss 'em off for their little "closed communion" thingy and what not. I don't really believe it, but I say it anyway to start an argument. I was at a Catholic wedding once, and the priest made a special point to un-invite all us pagans (you know Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, etc.) not to come up for their little ritual. Under my breath, I said "We're not worthy", to myself. Except I guess it wasn't just under my breath and to myself alone, because several people approached me at the reception to say: "We're not worthy, either."
    --
    I am not a crackpot.
    1. Re:Mencken said it best by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's slightly awkward watching a pagan chew jesus up without knowing it. Some might say there's a lack of propriety in such an act. Sort of like sneaking veal into a vegan's tofu burger. Not to mention, jesus has to sit around in some unbeliever's gut for a day or two. He has better things to do. Just bring your own Spaghetti or Unicorn Flakes to mass if you want to participate.

    2. Re:Mencken said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The reason he said that is because receiving the Eucharist is also an act of saying that you are in agreement with the Catholic church. Since you're not, he wanted to make sure you did not accidentally lie.

    3. Re:Mencken said it best by Tebriel · · Score: 1

      I was at a Catholic wedding once, and the priest made a special point to un-invite all us pagans (you know Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, etc.) not to come up for their little ritual. Under my breath, I said "We're not worthy", to myself. Except I guess it wasn't just under my breath and to myself alone, because several people approached me at the reception to say: "We're not worthy, either." The reason that happens is 1) Receiving the Eucharist during Communion is a sign of unity. If you're not Catholic, it'd be contradictory to that unative message to recieve it and 2)a Biblically-based belief that people who receive Jesus's Body and Blood (which is what Catholics hold that it really and truly is) unworthily, that is, either in a state of disbelief or in a state of great sin, basically bring a bunch of bad things down on themselves. So it's a theologically protective measure, and it applies to Catholics as well.
      --
      The Blaster Master Fighting for Truth, Justice, and Evil Pie since 1979
    4. Re:Mencken said it best by WNight · · Score: 1

      It's a cracker.

      See the comment earlier about magic underwear.

    5. Re:Mencken said it best by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Of course it's a cracker! Do you want jesus to magically appear out of nothing in the priest's hand? That would totally violate the conservation of energy and momentum. It's way simpler to just ignore the second law of thermodynamics and have the cracker turn into jesus while leaving a few accidental properties of the cracker behind. Similar argument for the wine. Physical blood tends to coagulate after a few minutes, which would make the last few sips a bit awkward in long masses, not to mention for taking it out to the sick and disabled. Jesus is pretty practical, if nothing else. If he had wanted to give carnal flesh and blood all the time, he could have just cloned himself or something. The spiritual stuff tastes better and has a longer shelf life.

      Now I bet you're going to complain about souls not existing or something.

    6. Re:Mencken said it best by n0vu5 · · Score: 1

      Bread is everywhere, Eastern Rite Catholics use leavened bread, where as Roman Rite guys use the crackery kind.

  103. It is about protection of members by HannethCom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We try very hard to make sure that other members do not know about things like disciplinary hearings to protect the member that the hearing is about. If you have read the handbook, you will know the procedures that are used in that process. This makes them easier to spot.

    For those who have been in the position to read the book, they can spot these things, but also have a better understanding of reasons why something is occurring and will hopefully be less judgmental and not jump to the wrong conclusions.

    We do our best to help the transgressor repent and become a fully active member in the Church in good standing. We don't claim to be perfect people. We strive constantly to become better. Thus some people might unrighteous shun someone if they knew they'd been in a disciplinary hearing. In a way we are also trying to protect the people that might make unrighteous choices if they knew about it.

    If something involves legal matters then I think the 12th article of faith properly covers that:
    We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.

    --
    Microsoft, Apple, Google, Amazon what's the difference? All steal money from devs and control with walled gardens.
  104. Hey Mormon mod by hassanchop · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What's flamebait about asking people who believe in god and his actions to talk to their god about addressing their grievance?

    Are you afraid to answer the question you pathetic cunt?

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR FLAMEBAIT MOD YOU COCKSUCKING MORMON PIECE OF SHIT.

  105. Hey, at least Wikileaks believes in Mormonism by willutah · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article, "WikiLeaks will remain a place where people from around the world can safely reveal the truth."

    So as a Mormon I get a warm feeling when I see WikiLeaks equating the church handbook of instructions with truth!

    1. Re:Hey, at least Wikileaks believes in Mormonism by HomerNet · · Score: 1

      *stands and applauds* You, sir, are a genius!

      --
      I have no tag line
  106. out of context .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "things taken out of context are the main reason that people think the LDS church is so weird"

    Look, somethings are just plain weird, either in context or out of context. As Nietzsche once put it:

    'Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast'

    --
    davecb5620@gmail.com
  107. reminds me of scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    binded by contract LOL

  108. WRT elective: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Physically ambiguous gender and concomitant gender reassignment are not unheard of. I'm thinking elective for certain values of elective. I have heard these outlying cases discussed before. I am not,however, sure if these situations are what is meant specifically.

    http://muse.jhu.edu/demo/perspectives_in_biology_and_medicine/v048/48.1matta.html

    http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1471-0528.1978.tb10505.x

    In some cases these surgeries are truly transsexual in that the individual was identified and raised as the wrong gender. Some suspect something is wrong. Their surgery corrects them to their true gender.

    I am a mormon.

  109. agreed - the text looks clean.... by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    I read a few pages in a few sections - from a "religious" point of view, it looks perfectly "honorable" as a text for the stated purpose.
    How they manage to work around the rules and achieve unstated purposes they do is quite as mysterious as how lawyers deftly misinterpret vague laws and constitutions.
    The text really looks pretty respectable, if you're a "religious-minded" guy, the way they are - rules and high morals and all...

    --
    Hackers have long memories. It works both ways.
  110. Wow, bad name for a religion... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read that as "Moron church Goes After WikiLeaks"?

    1. Re:Wow, bad name for a religion... by lfreedling · · Score: 1

      no. Did you just convert or have you always been a moron?

  111. end of world cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-8859642576141587990&hl=de

    this guy just got arrested a week or two ago. This is not the FLDS one, but the one nearby. The ceremony of the 7 virgins, who all must have sex with "Michael". They are not the mainstream Mormons, but guess what, this is the behavior that got the Mormons kicked out of the civilized part of the country all those years ago. I'm glad to see that most of them have learned that their ways were immoral. It is unnatural for little girls to have sex with the grey pubes and beer guts. They only do so willingly after years of mind control, and that is the crime. I hope "Michael" finds himself in a small dark cage soon.

  112. I say... by larpon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Poor Brett he who leaked it (accidental or not)

    Look where the links in the pdf is pointing:

    C:/Documents and Settings/Brett/Desktop/Mormon/Main Utah Church/Official/Primary Source Documents/20th Century/Church Handbook of Instructions/chi99.htm#general1

    Am I a god damn detective or what? :P

  113. Fight Fryer with Fryer by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They couldn't compete with Scientology via door-to-door sales, so instead they try Scientology's legal techniques. Tin-foil underwear anyone?

  114. EULAs by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reason that happens is 1) Receiving the Eucharist during Communion is a sign of unity. If you're not Catholic, it'd be contradictory to that unative message to recieve it and 2)a Biblically-based belief that people who receive Jesus's Body and Blood (which is what Catholics hold that it really and truly is) unworthily, that is, either in a state of disbelief or in a state of great sin, basically bring a bunch of bad things down on themselves. So it's a theologically protective measure, and it applies to Catholics as well.
    Man, leave it to the Catholics to attach a EULA to the Eucharist.
    --
    I am not a crackpot.
  115. You've got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct course of action is to actively try and suppress any information about the Streisand Effect.

  116. Catholic monopoly on the Bible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a sign of unity and agreement? Is there an EULA on that wafer? As they repeat every single time, Jesus said do this in remembrance of me. He did not say do this at a Catholic sanctioned event and only with an ordained Catholic priest. They've taken something that was free to all believers and made the "genuine advantage" version only available through them. I think Greek Orthodox is also allowed to participate, so they must have a mutual patent agreement or something.

    Non-Catholic != unworthy. You should take that back. Are you beginning to get a sense of why a church whose leaders are supposed to possess special powers, but are as guilty of sin as other pastors - if not moreso - could be viewed as a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites who are trying to assert authority over a religion that predates the establishment of their church?

    Go forth and receive communion. Christ does not become present by the power of a Catholic priest, but by his own power in the presence of the faithful (not TM). That you are not fully welcomed there should be a sign for you to seek out a more Christian congregation.

  117. I believe in Copyright, but for Religious texts... by cappadocius · · Score: 1

    I take your point that this material is fully copyrightable under our laws, and that the church is only enforcing that copyright. Those of us angry at the legal consequences of this system should attack the system, not the church, but...

    Being legal doesn't mean being above reproach. The underlying justification for intellectual property is to encourage creation and dissemination of works. When copyright is used to maintain a secret, rather than to put information into the hands of the public, it is only natural to question whether this goes against the spirit in which the law was crafted.

    The idea that things must be hidden so that they are not taken out of context is a logical position, but I don't think it is one widely shared in America, and especially not on slashdot. It just doesn't jibe with the theory and tradition of free speech in the country. I think most of us feel like context will be provided as the result of any serious public conversation.

    Beyond that, this is a religious document, and I think a lot of people especially feel that religious documents should not be secret. If it is part of your religion and you are a universal faith (Mormonism is), then you should want to share it. With religion, copyright presumably plays no role in encouraging creation of works, because salvation, not profit, is supposed to be the goal.

    Finally, I think the secrecy involved in this case reminds people of an aspect of LDS they mistrust, which is its highly centralized control of their adherents. The thing that really separates a religion from a cult is that the life of a cult is directed from the top down, usually by a charismatic leader, and the life of a religion boils up from ground level of the faithful, with only a certain amount of control possible by religious leaders. LDS clearly falls on the religion side of that spectrum, but the fact that it is more centrally controlled than other major denominations makes people nervous. Secrecy with documents just reminds people of the fact that LDS is centralized enough to have such secrecy.

    --

    omnia tua castra sunt nobis

  118. List of people trying to censor WikiLeaks by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    List of organizations who wanted to censor WikiLeaks:

    - US Department of Defense
    - Swiss Bank Julius Baer
    - Church of Scientology
    - Church of Latter-Day Saints
    - China

    List of organizations that have succeeded:

    -

    1. Re:List of people trying to censor WikiLeaks by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If there was some organization which succeeded in censoring WikiLeaks before the material went online, how would you know that?

    2. Re:List of people trying to censor WikiLeaks by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Damn, I'm out of tinfoil. Off to the store!

  119. That ought by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Informative

    So your doctrines don't include racism, they just include the belief that skin color has been used to set apart the righteous from the unrighteous? What's your definition of racism, if a correlation between righteousness and inherited skin color doesn't qualify? A corpse flower by any other name would smell as awful, to make an old analogy a bit more direct.

    As for Joseph Smith's actions, they didn't reflect on any principles that weren't subject to revision at whim. That's why he could preach monogamy in public and polygamy in private, preach in favor of abolitionism in the North and against it in the South. If he liked a black man enough to ordain him after writing scriptures forbidding it, that doesn't mean anything more than when he started plural marriage after quoting scriptures forbidding it or when he added already-married women to his "plural wives" after writing D&C 132:61. Smith simply felt that he controlled the rules, not vice versa. Of course that would leave his successors to decide whether to "do as I say, not as I do"; you can blame Brigham Young for taking a bad idea even farther, but not for coming up with it in the first place, not when he and the Mormon subgroup he was trying to lead had already been taught that it was part of God-revealed scripture.

    But back to that "internal consistency": you seem to be arguing that because Joseph Smith's behavior wasn't always consistent with his scriptures, yours doesn't need to be consistent either. Do you think that claim refutes PitaBred's (admittedly too rudely expressed) point, or just strengthens it?

    Good luck finding someone without cognitive bias; there's no such person. For myself, it wasn't until I was investigating Mormonism that I could take a less biased look at my own religion. "Those are really weak apologetics when you aren't already biased to believe their conclusions" tends to lead to "What would an objective outsider think of my own apologetics?" all too easily. Perhaps if you were to investigate the FLDS claims (or the Jehovah's Witnesses, whatever) you'd get some of the same perspective? But I doubt that that's a guarantee. I was stunned when hearing a local Mormon leader rail against the idea of raising children to choose their religious beliefs for themselves after growing up, because he thought that would be likely to lose many children to Mormonism altogether. Even if someone realizes that their beliefs aren't likely to appeal to an unbiased adult, that's still not necessarily enough to lead to the obvious corollary.

    1. Re:That ought by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      So your doctrines don't include racism, they just include the belief that skin color has been used to set apart the righteous from the unrighteous? What's your definition of racism, if a correlation between righteousness and inherited skin color doesn't qualify? A corpse flower by any other name would smell as awful, to make an old analogy a bit more direct.
      Quite simply, I'd say racism is prejudice or discrimination by reason of skin color. Saying that skin color has been used to set apart the righteous is no more prejudice than saying green shorts can be used to set apart the righteous, because the righteous or unrighteous can be made to wear green shorts. If it were implied that skin color is always a sign of unrighteousness, it would be inherently racist, but that's not the case.

      As for Joseph Smith's actions, they didn't reflect on any principles that weren't subject to revision at whim. That's why he could preach monogamy in public and polygamy in private, preach in favor of abolitionism in the North and against it in the South. If he liked a black man enough to ordain him after writing scriptures forbidding it, that doesn't mean anything more than when he started plural marriage after quoting scriptures forbidding it or when he added already-married women to his "plural wives" after writing D&C 132:61. Smith simply felt that he controlled the rules, not vice versa.
      See, the point I'm trying to make is, we can read the writings all we want and say that his actions don't match up with our interpretation of them, but who's to say our interpretation is correct? He never wrote scriptures forbidding black people from being ordained to the priesthood. He never wrote scriptures forbidding plural marraige. Those inconsistencies require certain assumptions to be made regarding the interpretation of his writings (and the correctness of the transcriptions!). If you frame it one way, you can find it is inconsistent, but if you frame it another, it's not.

      But back to that "internal consistency": you seem to be arguing that because Joseph Smith's behavior wasn't always consistent with his scriptures, yours doesn't need to be consistent either. Do you think that claim refutes PitaBred's (admittedly too rudely expressed) point, or just strengthens it?
      People do slip up. I believe regular exercise is important and that it's best to exercise every morning when I wake up, but I didn't exercise this morning. Does that make me internally inconsistent? Is my belief in exercise wrong because skip some mornings? You could probably judge how important it is to me based on how regularly I exercise, but at the same time, you wouldn't be too alarmed if I missed a day here and there, would you?

      I applaud you for taking a less biased look at your own religion, though. That's something I've tried to do for years, and it has definitely shaped my views. I'm still not sure where I stand on the overall faith spectrum, but I have grown somewhat comfortable into a slightly skeptical pragmatic view of religion. In other words, I don't automatically believe everything that emanates from the church but rather try to achieve some sort of enlightenment about each position for myself; and I believe that there's no way you're going to eliminate every bit of quantum doubt one way or another, so at some (however insignificant) level it just comes down to what you want to believe. I've pondered that raising-children-to-choose-their-religious-beliefs issue, and that's a tough one: do you remove all bias and hope they come to the right decision, all the while praying that they're not going to do something stupid that will ruin their life; or do you raise them in a biased way that you believe will make them happy? I think, in general, most people's parenting instincts make them favor bias and choose the latter.
  120. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realize that this is Slashdot, and the Mormon church is a Christian religion (No matter what Baptists say), So most posts are going to be against them, but...

    The issue here is copyright. These were copyrighted books, so if it gets to court, the wiki folks are guaranteed to loose, fast. They have no legal case. it just depends on how far the church wants to push it. If they want to push it.

    It could be Napster all over again. Napster never had a ghost of a chance in court either. They were just blatantly violating the law. So are the Wiki folks. If the Mormon church wants to, they could end up OWNING wikileaks and maybe wikipedia too.

    I don't think that will be an outcome either side will want. But, Wikileaks can only lose.

  121. Uh by copponex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, given that a Roman Emperor decided what would become the Bible three hundred years after the fact, you don't have much place to say anything at all. In another hundred and fifty years, these issues with true early Mormon thought will be whitewashed, just as the ideas that didn't turn out to be popular were weeded out of the official version of events for a good two hundred years after Christ died.

    Religions are continually liberalized to remain relevant to modern society. And you think this criticism of your pink unicorn is different from his pink unicorn, it's doing it's true job of preventing you from thinking rationally.

  122. timmy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an easy case that the church will easily prevail on, should they take it to court. It is a clear copyright violation and WAY outside of First Amendment protection. If wikileaks doesn't want to be blocked from within the US (which the LDS church could achieve with an injunction), it would be wise to take this down. This would be a stupid case to lose such a valuable resource over.

  123. Available elsewhere on the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the big deal? A complete copy of the handbook is available at http://www.provocation.net/chi/chi00.htm

    1. Re:Available elsewhere on the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the original source of the 1998 CHI (at least on the Web), and I made sure the document got into hands that were outside of the USA after the LDS Church succeeded in getting 17 pages yanked off a website in the USA.

      There is a more current version (2006), which, if I got my hands on it, I would make public.

      The CHI is relied upon by bishops and stake presidents within the LDS church to enforce church policy, but most members aren't allowed to see it. In fact, NO WOMAN is allowed to possess the document because there is no position in the LDS Church that gives a woman the right to have access to the CHI. This book gives policies concerning women to "priesthood leaders," but no woman is allowed to have a copy, not even the Relief Society President. That's because no woman is allowed to hold the priesthood in the LDS Church, and that, my friends, is where the real power is at.

      That's why, as a woman, I had no problems liberating it for public consumption back in the late 90s and why I'd have no problem forwarding out the most current version if it were to come to me. I'll be damned if a book that has details impacting the spiritual and temporal lives of women who subject themselves to the authority of the LDS church is not also available for perusal by women.

  124. copyright==accurate policy distribution by loftyhauser · · Score: 1
    IAAM...

    I was involved in a similar situation several years ago, when Palm Pilots were just becoming popular. The LDS scriptures were (and are) freely available on its website (www.lds.org). I downloaded the html files (via wget), removed all extra formatting using several perl scripts, and converted them to iSilo format for use on a Palm Pilot. I then posted the iSilo files on the web. My brother, who ran the website, received a letter from the church HQ requesting that the copyrighted files be removed. When I called and spoke to the head of the church's copyright office, the reasoning was this: the church's scriptures are extrememly important in conveying church doctrine and policy, and hence every effort must be taken to ensure accuracy. Thus, they are only allowed to be distributed through official church channels. They are not secret; anybody can read them online, or buy them at a bookstore (www.deseretbook.com), etc.

    I see the same thing here. The church handbook of instructions conveys official church policy. If it is distributed through other-than-official channels, errors might creep in (intentionally or not). Thus, the church has an interest in ensuring accurate distribution of the material.

    The material is copyrighted to enable the church to control distribution for these very reasons. They have to enforce that copyright.

  125. non-elective by reiisi · · Score: 1

    It is not as often done these days, but in days past, if a child's genitalia were ambiguous, the doctors tended to take a hand in things.

    From what we understand now, they often acted a bit too quickly and more in the interest of social acceptability than in the ultimate health of the child. (Don't understand social acceptability? Think "politically correct" and translate it back on the time axis about sixty or so years.)

    Other kinds of non-elective surgery, there are some physical ambiguities can be a threat to health. There is more information about the possible reasons that could fall into the class of non-elective at sources such as wikipedia and your local health clinic.

    --
    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
  126. Copyright v. Tax Exempt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're allowed to be tax exempt because you're a religious organization, then you should also sacrifice the ability to copyright any of your works. IANAL or an IRS agent, but...
    What does copyright have to do with a tax exempt status? Copyright pertains to controlling who has the RIGHT to COPY your published works and has nothing to do with taxation. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess the LDS church does not profit much monetarily from giving away its publications free of charge. BTW if you own a religious text open it up and I'll bet there is a copyright page, and if you don't next time you're in a hotel room open up the dresser drawer, pull out the Gideon's and you'll see the same.
  127. Jeeze... by Tekdiveraz · · Score: 1

    If you like history, read the old testament, if you enjoy fiction, read the new testament, and if you like science fiction, well the Book of Mormon is right up your alley.

  128. CHI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About the CHI (Mormon Cult's Handbook of Instructions):

    Wonder what it says about interracial marriage?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless absolutely necessary, e.g., baby on the way..."

    Wonder what it says about abortion?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless absolutely necessary, e.g., see above..."

    Wonder what it says about exorcism?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless absolutely necessary, e.g., a BYU dorm prank..."

    Wonder what it says about associating with apostates?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless absolutely necessary, e.g., arguing with them on SLTrib comment pages and TribTalk forums or trolling their exmormon.org site..."

    Wonder what it says about sexual abuse of a child?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless absolutely necessary..." er, strike that; "Strongly encourages looking the other way or blaming the child in some way, if absolutely possible or necessary..."

    Wonder what it says about the Masons?
    "Strongly encourages no discussion about them unless absolutely necessary... especially at the veil, in the Celestial Room or during a temple recommend interview."

    Wonder what it says about voicing political agendas in church?
    "Strongly encourages against it unless it's not anti-Republican or pro-Liberal or absolutely necessary, such as fighting gay marriage, gay rights, or gays period..."

    Wonder what it says about world domination by Mormon Church?
    "Strongly encourages it unless absolutely impossible, which it is; hence, strongly encourages against talking about it..."

    Wonder what it says about polygamy?
    "No comment."

    Why do they want to keep it from public consumption? Because it's so totally feckless and insipid that only a complete moron would need to refer to it and, by-golly, that's exactly who they had it copy-written for.

  129. The truth about mormons by ashlon · · Score: 0

    www.mormon.org

  130. Alternative Logical Systems (x=y, y=z, x!=z) by flaming+error · · Score: 1
    From wikipedia:

    if the diagram is interpreted according to ordinary logic, then it contains a number of contradictions ... However, if ... interpreted as representing a non-transitive quasi-equivalence relation... then the diagram is fully logically coherent and non-self-contradictory. So saying "The Son *is* God" is misleading; it should say "The Son is non-transitively quasi-equivalent to God in a certain alternative logical system".

    Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
    1. Re:Alternative Logical Systems (x=y, y=z, x!=z) by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Wait till I get going!

      Where was I?

      Oh yes.

      Actually, "is" doesn't always mean "="-as-in-full-equivalence. Dogs are hairy, but they don't equal hairy. The issue might be that the quasi-equivalence does not commute.

      In other words, Jesus=God, The Father=God, and The Spirit=God, but God!=Jesus, God!=The Father, and God!=The Spirit.

      That would explain why Jesus=God and The Father=God does not imply that Jesus=The Father. Because Jesus=God!=The Father.

      You just made one of the classic blunders!

    2. Re:Alternative Logical Systems (x=y, y=z, x!=z) by flaming+error · · Score: 1
      Inconceivable. According to the Wikipedia entry,

      The links are non-directional... "The Father is God" ... "God is the Father" So your argument would appear to be inconsistent with "the Athanasian Creed". But I give you full points for your seamless integration of dialog there. Funniest thing I've seen all week. You are a genius.
    3. Re:Alternative Logical Systems (x=y, y=z, x!=z) by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      You keep using that source... I do not think it proves what you think it proves.

      I think this may be a case where Wikipedia leads astray. I could easily be wrong, but double-checking the Athanasian Creed, it does not say anything about non-directionality. It doesn't have "God is the Father, God is the Son, God is the Holy Spirit". It only has things stated the other way around.

      There could be more going on here, but I would have to see some strong documentation to the contrary.

  131. The reason behind this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comparing the Mormons to the Scientologists is a strawman at best. The Scientologists are trying to ban all nay-saying against them. They are trying to ban people saying they aren't a church or that they don't have legitimate beliefs. What the Mormon Church is doing, on the other hand, is trying to ban the release of:

    1. Copyrighted materials
    2. Sacred documents that are not meant for those not of their faith

    The reasoning behind this is they don't want people who don't have explicit spiritual authority (in their eyes) doing these sacred ordinances or altering them or making a mockery of their sacred ordinances. It's much like if I were to go to a Catholic church and yell "HAIL SATAN!" or "THE POPE IS SATAN!" Or, to hit a little more close to home (because no one REALLY cares about hurting Catholics) if I were to flush a Qu'ran down the toilet or heaven forbid I draw a picture of Mohammed. The Mormons just don't want their sacred things defiled.

  132. Tor hidden service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $h|t like this and the Scientologists, are exactly why WikiLeaks should have been a Tor hidden service from the beginning.

  133. Inability to accept women have multiple husbands by Jizzbug · · Score: 0

    At least I've made my point that this is the "most misunderstood matter of Mormon doctrine"!

    Personally, I take the modern Mormons' fear and rejection of the idea that women can and will have multiple husbands as a Satanic influence upon the Church. If my mother is to change her mind as to her opinion of her ex-husbands, it will not be for the worse in rejecting them! It is like you think the removal of the veil of ignorance will have the opposite effect of imposing more ignorance upon her mind.

    As Mormons we know that women hold all of the celestial creative powers, and that their role in the eternities is, for the most part, a mystery. We men hold the keys to this creative power, but it is their power (much like the queen of a beehive). We know the power to create us came from our Heavenly Mother. If the human vessel is like a car, then men are the keys and women are the engines.

    As a modern Mormon, you have no problem imagining that your key can fit into the engines of many women. But through Satanic influence, you are repulsed by (or at least you tend to reject) the idea that your woman's engine can/will accept many keys!

    My mother understands very clearly that she will practice polygamy in the next life and that she is not worthy to do so in this life. These are things I have been taught by my mother, who has been given the gift of certain pinholes through the veil. (My mother told her parents about the pre-existence when she was 4 years old, about remembering her parents there and choosing to come down to her family and her parents here. My mother grew up knowing about the pre-existence long before she converted to Mormonism.)

    What I linked you to was not some mere "letter" with possible mistakes; it was an official communique from the Relief Society to the government of the United States!

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    -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
  134. Re:Inability to accept women have multiple husband by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

    Personally, I take the modern Mormons' fear and rejection of the idea that women can and will have multiple husbands as a Satanic influence upon the Church. The thing is, though, I never rejected this idea. You are confusing my unwillinness to pretend that what you say is doctrine as a rejection of it. What I am actually saying is that you can point to no authoritative source that shows me the doctrine one way or the other, and because of this I am neither willing to accept not reject it.

    It seems to me very plausible that women "can and will have multiple husbands"--after all the Handbook says that a deceased woman may be sealed to all of her lawful husbands. But I'm not about to jump the gun (you, on the other hand, are perfectly willing to jump the gun) to say that all of these men will be that woman's eternal companion. The handbook just doesn't say that. And if that is the case, then what is the purpose of the extra restrictions on when and how a woman may be sealed to multiple men? Don't take that to mean I'm rejecting your hypothesis--I'm merely pointing out that there is some indicia to the contrary. Here, I'll sum it up: The statement you are trying to make just plain has not been revealed to us common folk. Has it not been revealed because it's not true or has it not been revealed despite its truth (as with many other truths)? That I don't know, and will not pretend to know.

    As for the letter from the relief society--no matter how official it was back in the day, you give me no reason why it should trump an Official Handbook of Instruction written far more recently after much much more revelation. So that thing I will stick to: until you find me something worthy of trumping a clear unequivocal statement in the 1999 Handbook of Instructions, I will stand by my current understanding that a woman while alive may be sealed to only one man, no matter whether the seal is for time or for eternity. After her death, on the other hand, I take no position aside from or beyond the language in the handbook (as discussed above).
  135. Spaulding Manscript theory a lie by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    It was a blatent and fraudulent attack at the time, and there is no reason to believe any differently now. The accusation was made when no Spaulding Manuscript was available. When one was finally found (recently) there began to be claims of a longer version. Give me a break.

    Place it in historical context. Many people felt threatened by the doctrinal teachings and social solidarity of the church. Many conflicting lies were issued, schemes were put into action, and mobs were formed to try to destroy the church. This much is very easy to prove historically. The Spaulding Manuscript lie doesn't make sense until you try to contort historical records to try to prove it. Even then, you have to squint and cover one eye.

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    I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
  136. What if it were your personal documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were a few posts that I do honor and praise for your well thought out responses.

    Other posts have been poorly constructed - especially those that used lower language, crude comments, and biased attacks. To these I recommend education and diligent study of the principles of debate and reasoning.

    If the Church in question chooses to protect the intellectual property that is theirs to protect, is it not their right to do so?

    Simply because there are documents or books that are protected or held in reserve does not mean that they contain "secrets" or darker deeds - for would you not hold in confidence a journal or a personal letter from a loved one? Such documents could be shared, but would you put them on the internet for all to read? Think back to grade school, a child's first crush - he or she writes a nice note to his or her sweetheart, only to have it snatched up by the class bully who waves it about reading and ranting the personal message for all to hear.

    Enter the business world, and you will find that the same principles apply. Certain documents are authorized only for management, others for IT personnel, and others still for programmers. I dare say that the programmers would have little need to handle the complete payroll beyond those policies that are specific to them as I'm certain you can agree that certain items should be held in confidence, and as to the programmers' documentation, I very much doubt that management would make heads or tails of it.

    Any and every organization has need to properly channel information, otherwise the result would be chaos. There are also those that would seek to abuse such information, therefore should there not be measures taken to protect that information? Again, I see no evidence that this information is meant to be "secret" only properly channeled.

    Being that it is the manual for their leadership, would it not be easier to approach one of their leaders and ask a valid question? After all, how much easier is it to approach an accountant than to read through all the tax laws?

    As a student of the Bible myself, I think we would all do well to simplify the situation - rather than exploring all the issues and branching all the angles, there's only one golden question we need to ask ourselves - Would I want others to do this to unto me?

    Where the Mormons value their leadership manual as a reserved document, Wikileaks also values the anonymity of its contributors. Were the situation reversed and the Mormons to publish a document containing a list of Wikileaks' sources and the individuals who provided content to their website, I imagine that Wikileaks would promptly request that they remove the list from the public eye.

    What if it is was your journal, your personal letter, your daily schedule, payroll, credit score, picture, or video? Would you not request and ask that your rights be honored?

    The resolution to this situation is simple - "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    Wikileaks should honor the Mormon's right to worship as is their constitutional right to do so, as it is also their right to intellectual property. I wouldn't want my rights taken from me, would you?

  137. Re:Inevitably.. [Mod parent WAY down] by galego · · Score: 1

    A single link to a single slanted book gets 5/informative?!?!? Oh yeah ... we're on slashdot ... I keep forgetting that But one must admit your broad base of study is staggering (questionable if you've even read past the title of the book). But at least one item in your argument is semi-valid ... you admit 'conjecture'. But that's the most intelligent part of your post/argument. A few more links in case you or others are willing to read more than one slanted title or account (likely, others than the pp could figure this out though) http://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Smith-Rough-Stone-Rolling/dp/1400077532/ http://www.amazon.com/Book-Mormon-Another-Testament-Christ/dp/038551316X ("...by their fruits, ye shall know them" ... but you have to RTB first) ... or just query 'Joseph Smith' and look at more than one book (yep .. that's possible with today's technology) http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_b?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=joseph+smith&x=0&y=0

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    Que Deus te de em dobro o que me desejas

    [May God give you double that which you wish for me]

  138. "how to convert Christian" handbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the Mormon "how to convert Christian" handbook
    Can't find that one on wikileaks. Do you have a URL?