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Thanks for adding to our already too-nerdy knowledge.

Well, excuse me.

There, a non-Monty Python reference! That should be worth a few non-nerd points.

I guess you could say that makes this post "MP incomplete." (doh!).

To me, it sounds like a toy for the Terminator. Check out the following video - I was waiting for him to tell me the robot had a "neural net processor, a learning computer".

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2007-03-01_629255273 01054/tv/mpfc/stand_and_deliver.wav Cleese: The Circus!

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2006-05-27_225536870 894525/tv/simpsons/misc/woman_children2.wav

Had to put this Simpsons quote in, hehe.
http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-07-19_319936839 954104/tv/simpsons/moe/children_x.wav

...screwed up the link, here it is again:

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-05-25_606281392 24919/movies/misc/apocalypse_smell_x.wav

Wow, that's also not correct. As I posted to the GP, the correct quote is:

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know that gasoline smell? Smells like...victory."

.wav File Here: http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-05-25_606281392 24919/movies/misc/apocalypse_smell_x.wav

"You smell that? ... That gasoline smell? That's the smell of victory! I *love* the smell of napalm in the morning!"

I think it's funny that while acting like a smart-ass, trying to point out someone else's misquote, you *also* misquote the film. That's the great thing about /. I suppose, everybody acts like they're brilliant, but 98% percent of the time...dead wrong.

.wav File Here: http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-05-25_606281392 24919/movies/misc/apocalypse_smell_x.wav

Python did it best:

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

Please, help me! No! Go away!

You're not dealing with AT&T!

And now I feel ORPHANED! Will Aunt Bea come over to take care of me?

It's not "Plan 9" level of badness, it's more like a "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" level of bogus dumbness (though I though Bill&Ted was better as an entertaining dumb movie.)

Here William Shatner's reponse to "Do It Yourself Media."MBR>
William Shatner: "Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show."

Aired on Saturday Nigth live, late 1990's.

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Bearing in mind that speech recognition not yet the equivalent of the chatty computer on TV's Star Trek...