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Re:Looking back into the past by meglon · 2018-02-14 08:50 · Score: 2 · on New Horizons Probe Captures Images At Record Distance From Earth (engadget.com)

On a slightly more serious note, a selfie of the entire planet at that distance probably wouldn't be a bad thing to help remind people of how pretty insignificant our species, and even our planet, is in the grand scheme of the universe. The first one seemed to help some people, although there's a lot of others it could help now if they'd only pull their heads out of their backsides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:CSS can animate a JPEG by tepples · 2018-02-14 07:08 · Score: 1 · on Google's Chrome Ad Blocking Arrives Tomorrow (theverge.com)

There are very few cases I want a video on my webpage and none of them call for auto-play

Say I were to link to some cartoon on YouTube. What benefit is there of requiring an extra click to start it playing?

Re:Protecting alien's privacy by The+Grim+Reefer · 2018-02-14 06:36 · Score: 2 · on Crypto-currency Craze 'Hinders Search For Alien Life' (bbc.com)

I don't think they would be that interested in our level of "intelligence," unfortunately.

Sure they would. We'll make great Pets

Re: Deliberate misrepresentation by CNN by penandpaper · 2018-02-14 04:04 · Score: 1 · on New York Times CEO: Print Journalism Has Maybe Another 10 Years (cnbc.com)

Well I guess it's illegal to read wikileaks and Clinton Email.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Cost by cdreimer · 2018-02-14 03:38 · Score: -1 · on Germany Considers Free Public Transport in Fight To Banish Air Pollution (theguardian.com)

Yes, because busses are warm and the outside is cold.

Silicon Valley has Hotel 22 (bus line 22) that runs 24/7, takes four hours to cross the valley from East San Jose to Palo Alto, and provides shelter for a roving band of homeless people that can afford a $7 day pass.

At Night, This Bus Doubles As a Homeless Shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-CLjbq0bg

Re:Let's enhance it! by hcs_$reboot · 2018-02-14 03:26 · Score: 1 · on New Horizons Probe Captures Images At Record Distance From Earth (engadget.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Let's enhance it! by hcs_$reboot · 2018-02-14 03:26 · Score: 1 · on New Horizons Probe Captures Images At Record Distance From Earth (engadget.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
...

Re:Let's enhance it! by hcs_$reboot · 2018-02-14 03:26 · Score: 1 · on New Horizons Probe Captures Images At Record Distance From Earth (engadget.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Fastest transition to 3rd world nation? by houghi · 2018-02-14 00:46 · Score: 1 · on Trump Administration Wants To Fire 248 Forecasters At the National Weather Service (fortune.com)

we've won the World Series for like 23 years straight

But you are shit at Fierljeppen. You have most people in prison. And if you also look at number of people : US is 11 as it is calculated over all. It has a bit (ok, a lot) to do with distribution of wealth. Because if 1 person has 1000 and 9 others have 100, the average might sound as if they are well of, but the 9 others might still starve to death, because not having enough.
But the USofA is still the best country between Mexico and Canada. I give you that.

I am also sure that the USofA will always be a first world country. They will just redefine what it means, like they redefined what a prisoner is and what torture is.

Re:What did you expect? by Freischutz · 2018-02-13 22:57 · Score: 2 · on Trump Administration Wants To Fire 248 Forecasters At the National Weather Service (fortune.com)

That works right up to the point where Gandhi gets nukes.

Yeah, Ghandi has been pretty pissed since he made his comeback in the 80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Wait...wasn't Watson doing this? by Voyager529 · 2018-02-13 17:29 · Score: 1 · on Hospitals May Turn To Algorithms To Fight Fatal Infections (scientificamerican.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And that video was from 2013.

But really, aren't "algorithms" what are used by humans anyway? Input data, apply logic and other constraints, eliminate some options, rinse and repeat until a 'best course of action' is shown? Or, is Watson "AI" and thus totally different? Or, is this a matter of deep learning, with blockchain technology being integrated next quarter?

I know buzzword bingo is nothing new, but it really, really feels like nobody remembers anything anymore.

Re:Trump isn't going far enough by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-13 16:43 · Score: 0 · on Trump Administration Wants To Fire 248 Forecasters At the National Weather Service (fortune.com)

Any cuts to government spending means PEOPLE WILL DIE according to the Democrats, who also claim to be the party of fiscal responsibility and reducing deficits.

Re:Missed it by *that* much. by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 16:23 · Score: 0 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

Hear it like I read it.

The schools in OK just switched to a 4 day week by rsilvergun · 2018-02-13 15:59 · Score: 1 · on Seattle To Remove Controversial City Spying Network After Public Backlash (seattletimes.com)

so the teachers could get part time jobs. Meanwhile we've got $3.6 million dollar grants for public surveillance. Man, my country has it's head on backwards.

There's always money for stuff like this and bombs but whenever I hear somebody mention underfunded schools somebody chimes in with "Well why should I have to pay for kids in another state?". These folks argue that they don't want money spent on either schools or surveillance, but those same folks always vote in the guys that approve the surveillance. At a certain point what you say you want doesn't matter. It's the results of your voting record that count.

Re:Fastest transition to 3rd world nation? by Thunderf00t · 2018-02-13 15:35 · Score: 3, Insightful · on Trump Administration Wants To Fire 248 Forecasters At the National Weather Service (fortune.com)

You're right! All forecasters at the NWS are absolutely essential to accurate, timely forecasting. Why even a random bus crash may be enough to send the US hurdling headlong into 3rd world status.

Oh, and I have a tiger-repelling rock I'd like to sell you.

Affiliate offer for Team Creimer! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 13:18 · Score: -1 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

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Re:Fiscal conservativism by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 12:49 · Score: 0 · on Trump's New Infrastructure Plan Calls For Selling Off Two Airports (politico.com)

Well, I'd look at where the deficit spending is going. 60+ Billion for additional 'defense' ought to be a good indictator.

The political class, with the help of their media surrogates, failed to contain Trump. This is them trying to restore confidence by rewarding their benefactors, their keys to power, if you will.

It isn't enough to say 'sorry it won't happen again' and turn internet titans against the principle of free speech. Big bulging bags with dollar signs aren't even enough. No, it takes cash by the pallet load.

No one ios paying attention ... by CaptainDork · 2018-02-13 12:30 · Score: 0 · on Trump's Infrastructure Plan Has No Dedicated Money For Broadband (arstechnica.com)

... to Trump in a serious way.

He can't be serious because the only lecture he ever gave was a confession.

Donald Trump On Tape: I Grab Women "By The Pussy”

Blame Andy Wier. [Re:Science is a verb now?] by XXongo · 2018-02-13 09:23 · Score: 1 · on Porsche Is 3D Printing Hard-To-Find Parts For The 959 And Other Classics (jalopnik.com)

Blame Andy Weir. It's a quote from The Martian: "I'm going to science the shit out of this":

three-second youtube clip

And here's Obama saying it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (about 1 minute in. But he modifies the line to "going to science the heck out of this").

Blame Andy Wier. [Re:Science is a verb now?] by XXongo · 2018-02-13 09:23 · Score: 1 · on Porsche Is 3D Printing Hard-To-Find Parts For The 959 And Other Classics (jalopnik.com)

Blame Andy Weir. It's a quote from The Martian: "I'm going to science the shit out of this":

three-second youtube clip

And here's Obama saying it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (about 1 minute in. But he modifies the line to "going to science the heck out of this").

Re:You have to know your suckers... Er, audience. by Uberbah · 2018-02-13 08:59 · Score: 1 · on Fake News Sharing In US Is a Rightwing Thing, Says Oxford Study (theguardian.com)

Yes, this! The manipulation of Trump's supporters was so overt that it's mostly uninteresting and just tragic. The manipulation of Bernie supports is the really fascinating thing to me.

As opposed to the mountains of 'schrooms necessary to be a Hillary supporter? This is the woman who said her Iraq vote was a mistake (while blaming Bush) but went on to repeat that same "mistake" in Libya and Syria. This is the woman who spent years being harassed by the GOP and the media for trumped-up scandals on Vince Foster - yet knowing the scrutiny she'd be subjected to, thought it would be a great idea to spend months lying her ass off about being shot at in Bosnia? And to blast the Bush Administration for using private email, only to set up her own private email server within two years?

Serious question time: with Hillary's track record of incompetence, bloodlust and hypocrisy, what business does she have running a Keurig machine, much less a country?

Re:Clinton colluded with Russia by Uberbah · 2018-02-13 07:28 · Score: 1 · on Fake News Sharing In US Is a Rightwing Thing, Says Oxford Study (theguardian.com)

It isn't proven at all. Just another RW conspiracy theory.

Another stubborn donkey, so fitting that it's the party mascot.

Re:Thinking out loud by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 05:48 · Score: 0 · on The Trump Administration is Moving To Privatize the International Space Station: Report (techcrunch.com)

You have a space station designed for humans. There are robots designed to mimick human actions.

It may not be necessary to have humans on this space station at all, but to use it as a testing grounds for robotic development. Meat in a can is overrated if you can just send the can, and robots will be integral to further human space exploration.

Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 05:36 · Score: -1 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

All that "promoting" caused you to gain 1 subscriber over a period of 3 weeks, that's great.

creimer likes long shot revenue streams. We will see who has the last laugh you noob creimertard.

Take for instance creimy the mountain, he posed for all those years before finally getting his royalties, making him rich! Yes Ethell my darling, creimy the mountain was rich!

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we

Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 05:24 · Score: 0 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

Congratulations to Team Creimer!

All that "promoting" caused you to gain 1 subscriber over a period of 3 weeks, that's great.

Never let anybody take your dreams away from you Team Creimer. Just ignore naysayers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Re:Not everyone believed in Musk by lengel · 2018-02-13 04:49 · Score: 1 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

Buzz Aldrin, Neil's partner on the Moon, was at the FH launch. As far as I can tell, Armstrong hasn't commented on the launch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?... around 2:21

Ummm...... are you making some weird attempt at humor here?

creimer affiliate spam by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 04:26 · Score: -1 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer affiliate spam by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 04:26 · Score: -1 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 04:13 · Score: 0 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-13 04:13 · Score: 0 · on YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Not everyone believed in Musk by kaizendojo · 2018-02-13 02:52 · Score: 1 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

For anyone that missed the interview on 60 Minutes a while back before the FH launch, it's extremely interesting to see Musk's reaction when the subject of resistance from Neil Armstrong and the late Gene Cernan's testimony to Congress. He got very emotional when pressed about the disparaging comments about the program were made and you could tell that it really hurt him personally when his heroes dissed him. It's one of the few times I have ever seen Elon Musk let something 'get to him' and it shows a human side you don't often see. Nice to see how personally vested he is besides the huge monetary investment. Remember that when he started SpaceX, he invested half of his assets from the PayPal sale despite everyone telling him he would likely end up losing it all. Buzz Aldrin, Neil's partner on the Moon, was at the FH launch. As far as I can tell, Armstrong hasn't commented on the launch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?... around 2:21

Re:simple solution by shilly · 2018-02-13 02:04 · Score: 1 · on Comcast Sues Vermont Over Conditions On New License Requiring the Company To Expand Its Network (vtdigger.org)

The Obama response that would feel most fitting to your absurd comment comes straight from Fawlty Towers, 1min22secs into this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Socialist hell that brought us a Great Recession"!
You should think about a career in comedy

Light the Candle by necro81 · 2018-02-13 01:43 · Score: 1 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

for those of you wondering: just how hard is it to light a rocket engine, when it is spewing tons of highly combustible fuel and oxider per second, Scott Manley provides a handy video on rocket ignition technology.

Re:Prompts a question by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-12 23:20 · Score: 0 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

To appreciate the complexity of parachute deployment for space craft re-entry watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAMqb77Dmzk

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Re:Great news! by gringer · 2018-02-12 18:53 · Score: 1 · on Tesla To Construct 'Virtual Solar Power Plant' Using 50,000 Homes (cleantechnica.com)

Everyone of your citations is based on speculation, not real historical data.

*cough*

Those predictions are based on the extrapolation of past historical trends. In particular, Tony Seba has been tracking solar since 1976:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Just to remind you, all of the things that I've talked about - batteries, EVs, self-driving, and solar - are technologies. The adoption curve for technologies is never linear. When you read the reports from the IEA, from the OECD and so on, they will tell you, "One percent EV penetration, 2%, 3%, 4%, 5%, right? And maybe at some point in 2040 it'll get to 10%, or whatever; same thing for solar. But whether they do it on purpose, or they don't understand technology, I don't know.

Ramez Naan compares forecasts that the IEA has made, and points out that IEA is linearly projecting the future of solar, whereas solar is clearly progressing exponentially, and has been for a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Great news! by gringer · 2018-02-12 18:53 · Score: 1 · on Tesla To Construct 'Virtual Solar Power Plant' Using 50,000 Homes (cleantechnica.com)

Everyone of your citations is based on speculation, not real historical data.

*cough*

Those predictions are based on the extrapolation of past historical trends. In particular, Tony Seba has been tracking solar since 1976:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Just to remind you, all of the things that I've talked about - batteries, EVs, self-driving, and solar - are technologies. The adoption curve for technologies is never linear. When you read the reports from the IEA, from the OECD and so on, they will tell you, "One percent EV penetration, 2%, 3%, 4%, 5%, right? And maybe at some point in 2040 it'll get to 10%, or whatever; same thing for solar. But whether they do it on purpose, or they don't understand technology, I don't know.

Ramez Naan compares forecasts that the IEA has made, and points out that IEA is linearly projecting the future of solar, whereas solar is clearly progressing exponentially, and has been for a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Did I read this right... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-12 18:07 · Score: 0 · on Google's Next Android Overhaul Will Embrace iPhone's 'Notch' (bloomberg.com)

creimer doesn't listen no naysayers you stupid bitch. creimer will never give up on his dreams!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Re:This is why there is a shortage of women in tec by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-12 16:19 · Score: 0 · on Google's Next Android Overhaul Will Embrace iPhone's 'Notch' (bloomberg.com)

Not every AC is creimertard, Chris. We just found a website with a permissive TOS.

Complain to the management if you don't like it, Chris. You're at -1, your beloved karma is gone, bitching about it as an AC changes nothing.

You 400 pound toddler.

Re:BeauHD Lacked Enough Spunk To Blow Load by jimtheowl · 2018-02-12 16:08 · Score: 0 · on SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Center Booster Lacked Ignition Fluid To Light Engines and Land On Platform (latimes.com)

Your not one to criticize if you don't know that it is pronounced "Extra!".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

"Extrie" is a joke from American Dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

It is as if everyone in America been raised by television.. Oh wait! Half of it.

Worst racists are "Talmudic YooTz" by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-12 16:08 · Score: -1 · on Skype Can't Fix a Nasty Security Bug Without a Massive Code Rewrite (zdnet.com)

They are a religion, not a race (so he's not racist). Can't be antisemitic against khazars jews (no semite ancestry) who wrote the talmud (see what it says of non-jews below) which all proves you are full of it. Read on:

Khazar Talmudic Jews believe this of all they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all (for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Perrone, Spanish inquistion & Spain 1492 (Christopher Columbus the jew https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22C... sailed to the US for them to create it), France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple & they killed him for it. Jeremiah did the same to them also + the Essenes could not stand them either breaking away from the pharisee corruption):

Maria Abramovic satanist spirit cooker pal of Hillary Clinton the Voodoo queen is a jew https://www.google.com/search?...

Like Hillary Clinton's mentor Saul Alinsky author of rules for radicals book dedicated to Lucifer

"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer â" so I wasnâ(TM)t lying â" and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much aliveâ Harold Rosenthal http://www.thetruthseeker.co.u...

Jewish rabbi openly admits to satan worship use white children's blood they kill for passover bread, infiltrating and subverting the catholic church, creating the Jesuit order https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ . No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

Rabbi A. Finkelstein ADMITS their greatest enemies are ARABS and WHITES (blacks too) whom they wish to kill one another in a 'theater of war' which they find AMUSING https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Finkelstein also admits JEWS DID 9/11 (perpetrated by the Mossad & Bebe Netanyahu of ISRAEL) https://www.youtube.com/watch?... profiting by it (and that 3,000 jews employed there did not show up for work that day knowing about it beforehand).

Finkelstein also admits JEWS are going to destroy the U.S. Dollar and dumping it for other world currencies and gold to destroy the United States.

George Soros who funds groups to create division in the USA?? A jew. One who sold his own jew people into death for the nazis.

Zucker now FIRED @ CNN is another frying publicly for lying ab