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  1. Message From The RIAA Information Minister by Anonymous Coward on DMCA, Auf Deutsch · · Score: 0

    We have fought the feeble attemps of the godless evil dog aggressors who tried to storm our gates and won. Victory is ours. Praise Hillary.

  2. Re:I'll miss the rhetoric by alofron on Opera 7.10 Released (First Opera 7.x For Linux) · · Score: 1

    You know, you gotta give these guys credit, they give great quote. Their pronouncements are way more fun to listen too than ours. Come on, wouldn't you love to hear Rumsfield say, at a press conference, "We will crush and destroy these criminals like the odious cowards they are. Our glorious war machines will burn the godless heathens in their beds, and in their bunkers, and smite them where they stand. I shall personally remove Saddam's head with my sword and throw it to the mongrel dogs to eat."

    Are you sure that this isn't the way Mr. Rumsfield sounds to the Iraqi's ?

    In fact I think that the majority of people on this planet consider Mr. Rumsfield (and quite a few other members of the Bush administration) to be hilarious/insane arseholes or nazist warmongers. Needless to say that the announcements made by the current US goverment make people laugh although the wise just feel like crying. I think it's called the 'Joseph Goebbel Effect'; you see, when educated mature adults with even a minor understanding of world history are subjected to Goebbel-style announcements and press releases ... well ... let me put it this way : the very fact that in the year 2003 the teachings of J. Goebbel's are still applied to foreign policy, international relations and internal affairs of truly democratic states ... like I said, you either feel like laughing or crying.

    Anyway, I agree, the Bush administration is fighting a noble cause, the main aim of which is to free the poor Iraqi's from the tyrannical rule of Saddam Hussein. It's just that most people on this planet aren't used to CNN/FOX/SKY style of true and objective journalism(mainly commie bastards, so called intellectuals, anti-freedom/democracy pigs and various other low-lifes who envy the US for being the greatest nation in the history of the world and thus want to destroy it). I hope that one day, FOX will be in every house, of every state, of every continent of this world. Perhaps that should teach them to respect each and every word that comes out of an American official's mouth, regardless the meaning of them. Or perhaps the US should try some of Saddam's techniques to suppress such unethical anti-US propaganda ... now if only we knew who taught Saddam everything he knows ...

    As a sidenote, please visit The Presidential Prayer Team and pray for our troops. The President said so, we should all pray ... if you're not praying for US troops then you must be praying for the terrorists.

    Seriously though, my Bible of Karma Whoring explicitly prohibits any actions that could result in the violation of my OT virginity, hence the next comment :

    Opera ? I tried it, I found it to be slim and fast. Will I use it over my current Gecko-based browser ? I certainly will not. I will never use closed source software; not when there are fine FS/OSS alternatives around. But that's just me.

    Would I recommend Opera to non-geeks ? Definately, it IS a very appealing browser. Especially for people with old hardware (eg PII, K6 etc., low memory). Although I do have to say that according to the new Mozilla roadmap, Mozilla is going to be much lighter. I don't particularly like Opera for it's extra features; I couldn't care less. I like Opera because it's light, that's all. And I also like Opera Soft's attitude.

    --"No matter how cynical you get, it's almost impossible to keep up." Lily Tomlin

  3. I'll miss the rhetoric by Moses+Lawn on Opera 7.10 Released (First Opera 7.x For Linux) · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, you gotta give these guys credit, they give great quote. Their pronouncements are way more fun to listen too than ours. Come on, wouldn't you love to hear Rumsfield say, at a press conference, "We will crush and destroy these criminals like the odious cowards they are. Our glorious war machines will burn the godless heathens in their beds, and in their bunkers, and smite them where they stand. I shall personally remove Saddam's head with my sword and throw it to the mongrel dogs to eat."

    Hell, I'd watch Fox News to see that.

  4. Don't you know by Uma+Thurman on Yuri's Night World Space Party 2003 - 04.12.03 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Uri was a GODDLESS COMMUNIST and his orbit of the Earth was a communist/liberal conspiracy to dominate the globe! And if you support Ur's night then you are supporting communism. Don't let the commies win! Over 100 of our young boys have died kicking the commies out of Afghanistan and Iraq. You spit on their grave is you celebrate Uri night. I suggest that if we want to celebrate something, celebrate the spectacular crash of the godless communist Komarov into the soil of that heathen land - the USSR. If you don't know what I refer to, look up the flight of Soyuz 1. It was truly a great day for capitalism. Not only did another godless commie bit the dirt, but we also had to sell them another multi-million dollar spacecraft.

  5. Re:Right on. by Anonymous Coward on Congress to Make PATRIOT Act Permanent · · Score: 0
    No, I'm signing up on the winning team!

    I expect to use my position to get fat confiscating the assets of all you unpatriotic godless smelly hippy anti-everything freaks!

  6. moron having a georgewellian nightmare by Anonymous Coward on Exploit Found in Seti@Home · · Score: 0

    or, us vs. us.

    now you see IT? now you DOWt.

    pay attention, that's cheap enough.

    lookout bullow. the daze of the Godless greed/fear/murder based payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup frauds is upon US.

    the creator is participating lookout bullow.

    check with yOUR creator to discover what yOUR role might be in the rescue of the planet, from those who would hold IT hostage.

    gooed 'job' there robbIE, turning off va lairIE's patentdead PostBlock(tm) device. that didn't cause a flareup of trust/cohesion in the 'community' buy the weigh. everIE 'man' for himself dooing the 'hard times'?

  7. moron feigning diversity by Anonymous Coward on The FCC and Media Consolidation · · Score: 0

    what's the difference between won & 25won channels, if they all spew the same Godless payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup fraud, PaRty LIEn?

  8. moron trolling with yOUR big brother by Anonymous Coward on Take Big Brother on Vacation with You · · Score: -1, Redundant

    lookout bullow. watch what you say/do. even here on the wwworld's former mouthpeace, else you be ideNTified buy va lairIE's patentdead PostBlock(tm) devic, & banished into the cyber. trolling indeed.

    lookout bullow the Godless cesspool of fraudulent payper liesense stock markup FUDgePeddlers(tm) is dissolving into coolapps, as we fail to communicate/become censored.

    lookout bullow. the creator is participating. those who seek to profit from wrongful death are they themselves dead.

  9. moron choosing a 'vacation' spot by Anonymous Coward on Take Big Brother on Vacation with You · · Score: -1, Troll

    we know where we'd like to take sum of them to.

    ucann bet your .asp that nobodIE's ever going to have any trouble getting a reservation/discount again.

    on the other hand, where're you gonna go?

    we're planning some activities that exclude paying ANYTHING into the Godless greed/fear/murder based payper liesense stock markup fraud bullshipping industrIE. i DOWt the ill eagle fuddites would be interested in going along with any of that.

    the oil for babies(tm) program, may have to be renamed, oil for US(tm) to get off the ground. as no one seems at all interestdead in the exploding baby 'problem'.

    the creator is participating. lookout bullow.

  10. moron having yOUR head rammed up yOUR .asp by Anonymous Coward on Do Privacy Fears Allow Terrorism? · · Score: 0

    there is NO connection between the right to privacy, & the fuddites' holely war against life/real estate scam.

    the reason yOUR "privacIE" needs to be 'modified" is to discourage US from browsing/shopping/discovering anything outside of the Godless evil kingdumb of payper liesense stock markup FUDgePackers(tm) aka the refudlicking gourd.

    the creator is participating. there are rumours that it's peaced off. lookout bullow.

  11. moron hearing the same tome.. by Anonymous Coward on Windows Media 9 in Digital Theaters · · Score: 1, Funny

    everIEwhere you go?

    lookout bullow. the daze of the Godless ill eagle payper liesense hostage ransom stockmarkup bullshipping industrIE are #ed.

    in another landmark(tm) case, the oil for babies(tm) program continues to meet resistance from the greed/fear/death mongers upon capitollist hill (of beancouNTers).

    lookout bullow.

  12. moron bullowing up for a few billyuns more by Anonymous Coward on AMD and Fujitsu Spin Off Static Memory Giant · · Score: 0

    we'll be fortunate if we get out of this cessspool with any memorIEs/chips, etc...

    lookout bullow. the daze of the Godless greed/fear/death based payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup bullshipping industrIE, is dissolving into coolapps.

    gov.va.msn.?net?/~search? (VAST) effort to funnell US.

    check with yOUR creator, before making any decisions that will affect all of us from now on.

  13. moron running for yOUR LIEves by Anonymous Coward on Run For Cover; It's Mozilla 1.4 Alpha · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    the oil for babies(tm) program is meeting continued resistance from yOUR Godless greed/fear based megalomaniacal corepirate regime.

    the creator is participating. lookout bullow. those who seek to profit from death are they themselves dead.

    # When the night shows
    # the signals grow on radios
    # All the strange things
    # they come and go, as early warnings
    # Stranded starfish have no place to hide
    # still waiting for the swollen Easter tide
    # There's no point in direction we cannot
    # even choose a side. --
    # I took the old track
    # the hollow shoulder, across the waters
    # On the tall cliffs
    # they were getting older, sons and daughters
    # The jaded underworld was riding high
    # Waves of steel hurled metal at the sky
    # and as the nail sunk in the cloud, the rain
    # was warm and soaked the crowd.

    # Lord, here comes the flood
    # We'll say goodbye to flesh and blood
    # If again the seas are silent
    # in any still alive
    # It'll be those who gave their island to survive
    # Drink up, dreamers, you're running dry. --
    # When the flood calls
    # You have no home, you have no walls
    # In the thunder crash
    # You're a thousand minds, within a flash
    # Don't be afraid to cry at what you see
    # The actors gone, there's only you and me
    # And if we break before the dawn, they'll
    # use up what we used to be. --
    # Lord, here comes the flood
    # We'll say goodbye to flesh and blood
    # If again the seas are silent
    # in any still alive
    # It'll be those who gave their island to survive
    # Drink up, dreamers, you're running dry.

    "In a way, the world-view of the Party (read, Godless corepirate cesspool) imposed itself more successfully on people incapable of understanding it. They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because they never fully grasped the enormity of what was demanded of them, and were not sufficiently interested in public events to notice what was happening. By lack of understanding, they remained sane. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm because it left no redue behind. Just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird."

  14. Red Star over Mozilla? by Anonymous Coward on Run For Cover; It's Mozilla 1.4 Alpha · · Score: -1, Troll

    Linux and Red Communism .. in co-hoots? Richard Stallman has an axe to grind with his fellow academic types so he takes up communism? Where did you say Finland is? North EASTern Europe right by the old USSR?

    Is it any wonder (Red) China is adopting Linux?

    Maybe you have the godless freedom hating no-free-speech mandatory abortion Tibetan monk butchering red communism mozilla Red Star built into your distro too? So many distros do. Go ahead, approve of atrocities and terrorism by sporting the GNU/Red Star.

    The GNU/Linux platform and other OSS projects basically straight jacket the coders into a non-profit communal coding formula that while' free' is also almost incapable of making a profit for the programmer .. except for charging for Help Desk service. Should profit arise for a group from selling a distro it wouldn't be *too* long before they'd be undercut by another group making a near carbon copy and selling for less. Might as well just give the software away for all the money you can make from it. But such is the Linux world ..

    Instead, try Windows Xp or buy a Mac .. faster .. stable .. documented APIs .. and works.

  15. moron looking for evile bytes.. by Anonymous Coward on Evil Bit Added to TCP/IP Packets · · Score: 0

    buy referencing trustworthycomputing.com)misa, &/or FUDge.controll.ceNTroll.

    lookout bullow. va lairIE turning up the volume of his patentdead PostBlock(tm) device is not good gnus.

    the Godless frauduleNT payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup felons upon the pacific crest annex of wall street of deceit, are still busy trying to make a profit on yOUR dreams/exploding babies, etc...

    the creator is monitoring the situation, & is participating. lookout bullow.

  16. great.. by v_1_r_u_5 on Free Software Hits Back at Crackers · · Score: 3, Funny

    PAYBACK v1.0 is a new kind of anti-hacker application called an IRS (Intruder Retaliation System) and is based upon "guerrilla" programming protocols and algorithms originally developed for the Chinese Space Program.

    The IRS is not only every American's nightmare, it is now Godless Red Thread In Cyberspace

  17. that's better by Anonymous Coward on Knoppix 3.2 Available · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    moron mysterious PostBlock(tm) enforcemeNT/retreat later.

    make sure you're well informed, as well as maintaining frequent contact with yOUR creator, during therse times of enormouse deception buy Godless greed/fear based payper liesense felons.

    thanks again creator, from most of us, for keeping most of us alive for another day.

    get over it robbIE. poor choices can be re-evaluated. it's knot the end of the wwworld?

  18. moron va lairIE's patentdead PostBlock(tm) device by Anonymous Coward on Personal GPS in a Mobile Phone · · Score: -1, Troll

    it just doesn't work.

    what else isn't working?

    lookout bullow. the evile Godless felons upon the pacific crest annex of capitollist hills, is dissolving into coolapps as we become senseless censored puppets of those whoreabull payper liesense stock markup frauds. Frequent consultation with yOUR creator is never more important than now. wait'll those larcenious mammonites see the creator's accounting system.

    va.msn.?net? (VAST)?

    like pearls soaked in the cesspool of fear/greed, so goes the daze of yOUR LIEves?

  19. moron carpet posting, va lairIE's patentdead.. by Anonymous Coward on Germany Places Command & Conquer on Restricted List · · Score: 0

    PostBlock(tm) device, & other whoreabull 'restrictions".

    lookout bullow. the phonIE bullonly payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup bullshipping industrIE, is dissolving into brand gnu coolapps.

    ""The drear horror of American life can be traced to two damnable roots, or perhaps it is only one root; 1.-- The loss of all distinctions between public and private affairs. 2.-- The tendancy to mess into other people's affairs before establishing order in one's own affairs and in one's thought. To which one might add the lack in America of any habit of connecting or correlating any act or thought to any main principle whatsoever; the ineffable rudderlessness of that people. The principle og good is enunciated by Confucius; it consist of establishing order within oneself. This order of harmony spreads by a sort of contagion without specific effort. The principle of evil consists in messing with other people's affairs. Against this principle of evil, no adequate precaution is taken by Christianity, Moslemism, Judaism, nor, so far as I know, by any monotheistic religion. Many 'mystics' do not even aim at the principle of good; they seek merely establishment of parasitic relationship with the unknown." (Ezra Pound, The exile, no. 2, p.35)"

    increasing the frequency of consultation with yOUR creator, has been shown to cause lucidity, despite a constant barrage of Godless bogus ?pr? hypenosys(tm) being spewn onto US.

    good work there J., voting with yOUR wallets, that is.

  20. Red Star over Mozilla? by Anonymous Coward on New Mozilla-based Mail Client: Minotaur · · Score: -1, Troll

    Linux and Red Communism .. in co-hoots? Richard Stallman has an axe to grind with his fellow academic types so he takes up communism? Where did you say Finland is? North EASTern Europe right by the old USSR?

    Is it any wonder (Red) China is adopting Linux?

    Maybe you have the godless freedom hating no-free-speech mandatory abortion Tibetan monk butchering red communism mozilla Red Star built into your distro too? So many distros do. Go ahead, approve of atrocities and terrorism by sporting the GNU/Red Star.

    The GNU/Linux platform and other OSS projects basically straight jacket the coders into a non-profit communal coding formula that while' free' is also almost incapable of making a profit for the programmer .. except for charging for Help Desk service. Should profit arise for a group from selling a distro it wouldn't be *too* long before they'd be undercut by another group making a near carbon copy and selling for less. Might as well just give the software away for all the money you can make from it. But such is the Linux world ..

    Instead, try Windows Xp or buy a Mac .. faster .. stable .. documented APIs .. and works.