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Slackware Being Spun Off

gaj writes, "The answer to "What about Slack?" given the WCCDROM/BSDi merger has been answered. Patrick & Co. (literally now!) are spinning off into a new company called (oddly enough) Slackware Linux, Inc. They've confirmed this on the Slackware site. " BTW, Patrick will be next week's Interviewee - so start thinking of questions.

231 comments

  1. Good for all mankind by tone1 · · Score: 2
    The only concern I have is how will they generate revenue? Will Slak Inc have to become a RedHat type of vendor to grab more marketshare- as well as gain income?

    ....I fart in your general direction....

    1. Re:Good for all mankind by Devil+Ducky · · Score: 1

      there could be a difference between Slackware Inc. and RedHat, RedHat is actually out to make a profit, while Slack Inc. can just be out to cover their own expenses, and still provide a quality product. Not saying that RedHat doesn't make a good product, just they have a different set of goals.

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    2. Re:Good for all mankind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way ANDN, RHAT, LNUX, etc. generate revenue. They won't.

    3. Re:Good for all mankind by ekk · · Score: 2
      The only concern I have is how will they generate revenue? Will Slak Inc have to become a RedHat type of vendor to grab more marketshare- as well as gain income?

      Does Slackware really have to do any of these things to still be a viable distribution? I don't think so. It's not all about the money, and it's not a competition to see who will be the most popular distribution.

    4. Re:Good for all mankind by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      The only thing is, how will Patrick and the gang eat? I use Slack daily (that 486 is like a rock, no monitor, no cdrom, no floppy drive (well once i got A and N installed...), just a single NIC and 12 megs of ram) and would like to see it stay on the same track as much as the next guy, but as a seperate company just how will they get revenue? I just bought a Slackware t-shirt (last week, from walnut creek), so who got a share of that money? They Will prolly have to rely on boxed sets of their distribution, which x-cdrom.com will prolly still sell (money is money, even if its a "competing" product...)

      Eraser_

    5. Re:Good for all mankind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is RedHad doing. I'll tell you what they are doing. They are handling RedHad just like microsoft. TO make more money more money, they don't care about all of the many bugs in the system (just like microsoft) as long as they get paid. It makes me sick to see redhat do all this lame shit. Personally I like slackware hell I love it and they don't care about the money they care about quality. Got Slak?

  2. Who will distribute it? by Garpenlov · · Score: 1

    Well, I bothered to read the link in the hopes that it would shed some more light on this, but it doesn't say much more than what the posting here does. So who's going to distribute / publish Slackware? Will it still be Walnut Creek?

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    1. Re:Who will distribute it? by number_six · · Score: 1

      My experience has been that all sorts of venues distribute Slackware. I first started using it off the InfoMagic Linux Developer's Resource set ages ago. I downloaded 3.6, 4.0, and 7.0 iso's from somewhere. So "father FTP" distributes Slack, I guess, if you want to point fingers. CheapBytes is a good place to get Slack if you're bandwidth challanged.

      We need to somehow get away from the assumption that's taken prevalence lately that Linux distros have to come in shrinkwrapped boxes with colored bitmaps on them.

      And to people who say Slack is a server-only distribution: wrong! Some of us like a solid base distribution that we can install exactly what we want, and nothing else, onto.

      Speaking of the 'desktop, I am sad to report that FVWM1 is more difficult to install on Slack, now that it's not included in /contrib. Yes, I prefer FVWM1 for my Window Manager. It's also what I use on my FreeBSD boxen (built, of course from the PORTS collection- no binary packages are allowed on my FreeBSD systems.

      But anyhow. . .

    2. Re:Who will distribute it? by niteshad · · Score: 2

      While I wouldn't call myself a "veteran" Linux user, I have been running Slackware since the summer of 1996. I'd say, rather than get[ing] away from the assumption that's taken prevalence lately that Linux distros have to come in shrinkwrapped boxes with colored bitmaps on them. that those ofus who have been using un-shrink-wrapped distributions need to do more advocation. Yes, Linux is moving (has moved?) into the realm of the business world, but we shouldn't allow ourselves to forget where it came from.

      One of the main reaons that I still run Slackware, and still personally advocate for Slackware, is that installing it and using it everyday reminds me of the many times when I was first exploring *nix and learning the power that it gave to the user/programmer (and especially to the sysadmin ;) I like the philosophy of Slackware that you should know how your system works and how you want it to work; Slackware encourages a careful reasoned approach and a deep understanding of Linux.

      With regards to FVWM1, why not just pull the source off of one of your old CD-ROMs, install libc5, and recompile it?


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  3. Slackware was my first Linux expirience... by thomasj · · Score: 3

    For the first two years the only distro I knew was Slackware and things were "weird" in RH2.1 in my view at that time.

    Still, when talk falls on Sl.W, people kinda finds it "outdated", mostly because they ran it once and now they don't so it must be outdated.

    All is a matter of taste, but last I checked it worked more than fine, it even still installs from 3.5"'s, and it may save some old notebooks from the /dev/null

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    1. Re:Slackware was my first Linux expirience... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Slackware is also still the only choice in some situations... There are server side programs that WILL NOT COMPILE under redhat, I dont have time to re-write them, and the author has cince abandoned it. I need that function/service so I run a slackware install to get the job done. One of the biggest mistakes Linux users make is the "gotta have the latest" craze.. I have 3 servers that run kernel 1.2x and they are fine/happy/work great! I dont need Kernel 2.4 with Glib/slib geewizbang.o on it. In fact I have a tiny 386 Mobo that will become a "cabin monitor" I'm installing a really old slackware distro on it (less than 14Meg installed) and using a solid state HDD (30meg) so it can monitor temp/items at my cabin, connect to the local ISP, ftp a webpage to a location, logoff, wait 12 hours. Page me if there is a critical error.... etc...

      the older distro makes my install a brain dead job (pre 2.0 Linux was far easier than what it is now.. less powerful too) and I don't need to fight with what RedHat deems that I must install.

      I hope slackware sticks around. but they need to focus on servers only... RedHat will have the desktop market tied up tight just by the hype.

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    2. Re:Slackware was my first Linux expirience... by hading · · Score: 1

      The 3.5" install definitely saved my old notebook, so there's at least one!

  4. just my � cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dunno abt slackware but the site is ugly as hell.

    1. Re:just my � cents by warmi · · Score: 1

      No it is not. Actually, it is very nice and tastefull.

  5. Oh joy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that they're their own company, they can continue their proud tradition of not announcing security updates (so that, like OpenBSD, they can sweep them under the rug and pretend the holes never existed), fraudulently renumber their releases in leaps and bounds, etc. But now they'll make lots of money doing it. And this is a good thing?

    1. Re:Oh joy! by commbat · · Score: 1

      ...fraudulently renumber their releases in leaps and bounds,

      I didn't find it fraudulent... I read the text file that concerned the version number... he said that he got tired of people asking why he wasn't running "Linux 6.1" It was all very open and (I thought) tongue-in-cheek.

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    2. Re:Oh joy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I subscribe to bugtraq, and have received a number of notices about security fixes.

      And if you go to their download site, there is a convenient directory called patches, which contains security updates. So your comment about "sweeping it under the rug" just displays your lack of research on the topic.

    3. Re:Oh joy! by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 1

      I didn't find it fraudulent... I read the text file that concerned the version number... he said that he got tired of people asking why he wasn't running "Linux 6.1" It was all very open and (I thought) tongue-in-cheek.

      Yes but that dosn't mean that it can't boggle the minds of people like me. Just because I have a program and get irritated at it dosn't mean I have to call it goddamnityoufuckingass.cpp or something like that why should version numbers change the same way?

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    4. Re:Oh joy! by toolie · · Score: 1

      Actually Slackware does announce security updates. When the Bind exploit was announced, I heard about it from the security mailing list and saw it on the site before I saw the CERT advisory. They do a damn good job with security updates, when they need to. The reason people assume they don't is because of lack of updates. Compare the number of updates and advisors listed on SecurityPortal between Slack and RedHat and you will see a huge difference. The reason? Because Slack only releases tested software packages. They avoid the newest until its been deemed stable enough to include. RedHat doesn't do this. They want the latest and greatest packages. That is ignorant. That is why they have so many security updates.

      Slack doesn't ignore security updates, they don't need them.

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    5. Re:Oh joy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A colorful, and (of course) flamebaity way of looking at is:

      Think of Red Hat as an anus. It extrudes new releases day after day, on a regular basis. I'll refrain from saying what said releases should thus be called.

      Slackware is like a birth canal. Each emission is slower in development, and seldom get flushed immediately on release.

      And I don't have to hold my nose when checking out a new Slackware distro.

  6. Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Well, it had to happen. We've seen it before with Cygnus. We've seen it before with RedHat, we've seen it before with VA Linux Systems. Looks like its happening again with Slackware.

    How much longer will the open source community stand idly by while it is used as slave labor by the "stealth-capitalists".

    At least with Microsoft you KNOW they want your money. At least when you write closed source software you GET PAID IN GOOD OLD FASHIONED UNITED STATES DOLLARS.

    How much longer will impoverished open source coders allow themselves to be used in this way , while the IPO $$hungry suits rip them off ?

    Do they enjoy being violently gang-raped by the forces of unfettered rampant capitalism, while the open source apologist stand by and wring their powerless hands ?

    The open source revolution has gone too far. Its time for us to take back ownership of our work. If this means closed source and patents, so be it. Why should the capitalist devil have all the best tunes ?

    thank you

    dmg (bak from da pen)

    1. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Sure, I know the original post was a troll. But unlike some trolls, this one presented their argument in a "reasonable" tone, so it is worth responding to.)

      >GET PAID IN GOOD OLD FASHIONED UNITED STATES DOLLARS.

      No. That only happens if you:

      - Have tunnel vision about your country
      - Are one of the 5% of the world's population that live in the US.

      >How much longer will impoverished open source coders allow themselves to be used in this way , while the IPO $$hungry suits rip them off?

      Have you ever considered that an artist doesn't do it for the money? They do it for the joy of creating something. The difference between Van Gogh and, say, Alan Cox is simply the tools and output created.

      >How much longer will the open source community stand idly by while it is used as slave labor by the "stealth-capitalists".

      Until the software is completed, of course [never]. And I don't think they consider themselves slaves (read above).

      >Do they enjoy being violently gang-raped by the forces of unfettered rampant capitalism, while the open source apologist stand by and wring their powerless hands?

      Gang raping is only done by Micro$haft, to the best of my knowledge. (Joke, laugh).

      >The open source revolution has gone too far. Its time for us to take back ownership of our work. If this means closed source and patents, so be it. Why should the capitalist devil have all the best tunes?

      Why should people have to be paid for everything? Some people are happy to give something away. Have you ever donated to a charity? Used one? Huh? From what you are saying, no damn way. A charity provides services to people that other paid places don't. Open Source software provides services that other software doesn't. See the parallel? Open Source coders should aren't too much different from the people that help out at your local church. They help out because they enjoy the work, and because they like to see others benefit from their work. And with software, so many people can benefit, because it can be copied at so little cost.

      What a screwed up world we live in if people aren't willing to help each other out. Are you the kind of person that pushes the next man down so they can get ahead of him? How barbaric. Most of us in this world are trying to get away from that, and live peacefully with each other.

    2. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by anatoli · · Score: 2
      The parent post is a troll. However, I will reply instead of moderating.

      Speak for yourself, dmg. If you don't like the consequences of writing open source software, then don't write open source software. Open source programmers, while terribly impoverished, still can buy a local newspaper and find the jobs section.

      My local newspaper runs like 32 pages of hi-tech wanted ads per week.

      So what's your problem again?
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    3. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That only happens if you:

      - Have tunnel vision about your country
      - Are one of the 5% of the world's population that live in the US.



      Thank God in Heaven, I am one of the 5% of the world's population that doesn't live in a third-rate country (i.e. not the USA).


      Have you ever considered that an artist doesn't do it for the money? They do it for the joy of creating something. The difference between Van Gogh and, say, Alan Cox is simply the tools and output created.

      Comparing Alan Cox with Van Gogh... that's reaching. Boy, you really are deluded, aren't you?


      Until the software is completed, of course [never]. And I don't think they consider themselves slaves (read above).

      More accurately, until /. gives them a large-cash beanie award for their pathetic slave-work. At that point, they can use their money to startup their own company and enslave hundreds more.


      Gang raping is only done by Micro$haft, to the best of my knowledge. (Joke, laugh).

      Or anyone else who doesn't subscribe to communist ideals. Incidentally I'm tired of people who point out the obvious communist slant of the Linux world being labelled as trolls or flamebaiters. It's the truth. At least admit it.


      Why should people have to be paid for everything? Some people are happy to give something away. Have you ever donated to a charity? Used one? Huh? From what you are saying, no damn way. A charity provides services to people that other paid places don't. Open Source software provides services that other software doesn't. See the parallel? Open Source coders should aren't too much different from the people that help out at your local church. They help out because they enjoy the work, and because they like to see others benefit from their work. And with software, so many people can benefit, because it can be copied at so little cost.

      What a screwed up world we live in if people aren't willing to help each other out. Are you the kind of person that pushes the next man down so they can get ahead of him? How barbaric. Most of us in this world are trying to get away from that, and live peacefully with each other.

      Let me guess: You're a registered Democrat and listen to the Grateful Dead 24/7. Dirty hippie. Go live on a commune where they don't use computers.


      Disclaimer: I'm not the original poster.

    4. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The difference between Van Gogh and, say, Alan Cox is simply the tools and output created.

      You simply cannot be serious.

      1) Alan Cox has not cut his ear off (yet).

      2) Surely you are not suggesting that software created by introverted nerds with no rounded education and a world view that consists mainly of quake playing, who spend most of their time warez trading on slashdot sids, is equivalent to mighty works of art such as "Sunflowers"???

      give me a break please....

      Until the Linux community realises that there is a big wide world out there beyond their "xterms" they can never become wholly rounded human beings.

      However, there is one way in which Linux is like the artwork of Van Gough.

      They both belong in a museum.

      thank you

    5. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dmg, go back to the pen. You certainly have lost your touch, anyone can flame.

    6. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      Thank God in Heaven, I am one of the 5% of the world's population that doesn't live in a third-rate country (i.e. not the USA).

      Thank god I don't! (I live in The Netherlands and actually I don't believe in god....)
      To me the USA is one of the las countries I would like to live in.....

      Or anyone else who doesn't subscribe to communist ideals. Incidentally I'm tired of people who point out the obvious communist slant of the Linux world being labelled as trolls or flamebaiters. It's the truth. At least admit it.

      All right I admit, although I think it is more socialistic then communistic but you probably wouldn't know the difference...

      Grtz, Jeroen

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    7. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god I don't! (I live in The Netherlands and actually I don't believe in god....)
      To me the USA is one of the las countries I would like to live in.....


      Of course you wouldn't want to live here. We don't encourage people to shoot up on the streets in plain sight of our children.
      As for not believing in God, that's your perogative. I'm not interested in starting a religious flamewar.


      All right I admit, although I think it is more socialistic then communistic but you probably wouldn't know the difference...

      For the sake of this discussion, there is no difference. They are both nothing more than a way for lazy people to get something for nothing. period. PERIOD.

      Stallman and his groupies know this too. I liken their activities to that of a drug dealer... give your customers free trash until they are addicted... at that point you can charge whatever you want for it. Except Stallman's price is not money... it's hero-worship. Personally, I'm not stroking his ego (or anything else, for that matter).

    8. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      >2) Surely you are not suggesting that software
      >created by introverted nerds with no
      >rounded education and a world view that consists
      >mainly of quake playing

      Surely you are not suggesting that:

      1. Everyone who creates software is an introverted nerd.

      2. Everyone who creates software does not receive rounded education.

      3. Everyone who creates software only play games

      >who spend most of their
      >time warez trading on slashdot sids

      Don't be shy to tell us that you trade warez (we won't mind, care, or laugh at you) - just please don't assume everyone else is doing the same.

      >is equivalent to mighty works of art such as
      >"Sunflowers"???

      Please tell us why not. As far as I know, VERY few artists we consider "great" had received rounded education, if any.

      >However, there is one way in which Linux is like
      >the artwork of Van Gough. They both belong in a
      >museum.

      Only great things deserve a place in the museum. I'm quite sure 100 years from now our museum will contain the first piece of Linux source code.

      Thank you very much for the compliment.

    9. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check here for DMG's other "work".

    10. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      >Or anyone else who doesn't subscribe to communist
      >ideals. Incidentally I'm tired of
      >people who point out the obvious communist slant
      >of the Linux world being labelled
      >as trolls or flamebaiters. It's the truth. At
      >least admit it.

      Go read a book on communists in practice before getting back to /. Gosh. I can't believe how ignorant people are getting AND the expert claims from some of these ignorant people.

      >Let me guess: You're a registered Democrat and
      >listen to the Grateful Dead 24/7.

      So in the nano world of yours, only "registered Democrats who listened to the Grateful Dead 24/7" help each other out and live peacefully with each other. You know what, in this world, the real world, you are insulting a lot of people. Good for you being anonymous.

      >Dirty hippie. Go live on a commune where they
      >don't use computers.

      I guess we're running off topic here. Feel free to mod me down (I mean it, I just can't stand the attitude of some people and cannot refrain myself from participation. Follow the original thread and you may think the same. Sorry for the long flame. Thanks)

    11. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, secret sids expire comments rather quickly.

    12. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you are not suggesting that ... everyone who creates software is an introverted nerd

      No, only people who create open source software are introverted nerds without a rounded education, otherwise they would understand the economic realities of today's corporate-driven world. People who write open source software are taking capital away from the economy and are thus depriving other people of the essential services the government provides through taxation. Thus, open-source coders are anti-patriotic people who probably wish they were living in some communist paraide like France, where the government cripplies the economy by stagnating corporations through communist laws like the Social(ist) Charter.

      The well-being of our nation requires that people write closed-source software for companies that can then sell it for a profit, ensuring competition and a healthy market based on the sound principles of supply and demand. By engaging in "community" (read communism) development for free you are deliberately damaging the economy to the detriment of all.

    13. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go read a book on communists in practice before getting back to /. Gosh. I can't believe how ignorant people are getting AND the expert claims from some of these ignorant people.

      I don't have to go read a book on communists. I work with a man who left Russia after the USSR lost the cold war. He (at the age of 64) has told me all about communism and yeah... it sounds just like the Linux community. So... there's your fucking experience for you, book man.


      So in the nano world of yours, only "registered Democrats who listened to the Grateful Dead 24/7" help each other out and live peacefully with each other. You know what, in this world, the real world, you are insulting a lot of people. Good for you being anonymous.

      No, "registered Democrats who listened to the Grateful Dead 24/7" are lazy shitheads who expect something for nothing. Did I touch a nerve?


      I guess we're running off topic here. Feel free to mod me down (I mean it, I just can't stand the attitude of some people and cannot refrain myself from participation. Follow the original thread and you may think the same. Sorry for the long flame. Thanks)

      I can't stand the attitude of some people either. At least I can admit their viewpoint is as valid as mine instead of trying to preach down to them. Asshole.

    14. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by bubbalou · · Score: 1
      Wow!

      Is Bob Metcalfe posting to Slashdot?

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    15. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by anatoli · · Score: 2
      I don't have to go read a book on communists. I work with a man who left Russia after the USSR lost the cold war. He (at the age of 64) has told me all about communism and yeah... it sounds just like the Linux community. So... there's your fucking experience for you, book man.
      I AM a man who left Russia after the USSR lost the cold war. I tell you, Linux and communism have nothing in common. So...there's your fucking experience for you, i-work-with-somebody-who-told-me-everything-i-need -to-know man.
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    16. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I AM a man who left Russia after the USSR lost the cold war.

      No wonder you're here defending these fucking morons. Go back to your little hand-out society, loser-boy.

    17. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We don't encourage people to shoot up on the streets in plain sight of our children.

      Well, maybe not shoot *up*. Personally, I'd rather live in a country where 6-year-olds aren't blowing each other's heads off.

      When America finally adopts some sensible gun control, then you can start making comments about other people's countries.

    18. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      "The open source revolution has gone too far. Its time for us to take back ownership of our work."

      Nobody took your ownership away. It is only on the GNU side of Open Source, and only a very small minority there, that demands software have no owners. No one can tell you what you can or can't do with your software. Not the IPO's and not RMS.

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    19. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe not shoot *up*. Personally, I'd rather live in a country where 6-year-olds aren't blowing each other's heads off.

      When America finally adopts some sensible gun control, then you can start making comments about other people's countries.


      Yep... thank you for proving my point, you bleeding heart fuck. The only gun control we need in this country is controlling the price of guns. Make them cheaper and more accessable to everyone, the way the founding fathers wanted it.

      If you're to goddamn lazy to take care of your own fucking children and make sure they don't have access to your guns, drugs and Playboys, then don't fucking have any. Of course, this goes completely against your dead-head free-love philosophy.

      Just like we need Richard Stallman telling us we can't make any money off our own software.

      Get a life.

    20. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you have issues to work through.

    21. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Yep... thank you for proving my point, you bleeding heart fuck. The only gun control we need in this country is controlling the price of guns. Make them cheaper and more accessable to everyone, the way the founding fathers wanted it.

      Yeah - EVERYBODY in EVERY Psycho ward deserves a weapon.

      I think I'll be neighbourly and give the Psycho living just down from you a weapon and lets just see how responsible he is with it.

      You see, you never said you would limit the distribution. You want every psycho on the street getting handguns like they are candy? You want every 3 year old to have a gun? You want them to have ammo? You want them to play cops and robbers with YOUR kids with that gun?

      >If you're to goddamn lazy to take care of your own fucking children and make sure they don't have access to your guns, drugs and Playboys, then don't fucking have any. Of course, this goes completely against your dead-head free-love philosophy.

      It wouldn't be MY KIDS I'm worried about (if I had any), it would be the 10 year old PSYCHO NUTCASE BASTARDS out there that can get guns at the corner store.

      >Of course, this goes completely against your dead-head free-love philosophy.

      Ok, so now you are saying an instrument of death has something to do with f**king someone? Maybe f**king them up...

      >Get a life.

      Get a life. Get a gun. Someone gets shot. Another one bites the dust, is that what you are saying?

      Stop listening to that DMX/Jay-Z/Juvenile gangsta rap crap. Sure the beats are good, but the lyrics are downright wrong.

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    22. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >By engaging in "community" (read communism) development for free you are deliberately damaging the economy to the detriment of all.

      [sarcasm]Yeah, I mean, like Mother Teresa must have killed hundreds of doctors by depriving them of their rightful pay.[/sarcasm]

      And who said we want to be bound by such rules? Remember - some of the biggest businesses that are out there today broke the rules to make it.

      To keep it ontopic:

      intel - Made the first microprocessor.
      Microsoft - Two guys, working from their garage sell software to multimillion dollar company.

      Now someone is coming along and changing the rules. Companies don't like it. I wouldn't if I were them either. I'd be worried. Real worried. Once the trend starts, software will be free for everyone, forever. Companies will have to go back to the "old ways" and pay for customizations to software, instead of the whole package.

      The economic tables are being turned back into the direction of the freelance individual and away from the corporations. This scares you? You want the Standard Oil's, AT&T's and Microsoft's of this world to rule you? Not for me. I rule myself. That's what we call freedom - the ability to do what YOU want to do when YOU want to.

      Of course, if you want to be a dictator (which has NOTHING to do with communism!), perhaps you could make a nice home in Cuba or China?

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    23. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Let me guess: You're a registered Democrat and listen to the Grateful Dead 24/7. Dirty hippie. Go live on a commune where they don't use computers.

      Nope. Don't Live in the US (WTF is a Democrat? Another kind of music group/genre?). Was born after the Grateful Dead and hippies were out of style. Would only live on a commune if it meant keeping away from you.

      >Comparing Alan Cox with Van Gogh... that's reaching. Boy, you really are deluded, aren't you?

      Nope.

      Van Gogh. Made art for fun. Was often said to be a little "strange", and said to have strange ideas.

      Alan Cox. Makes software for fun. Is often said to be "strange". Often his ideas are called strange.

      What is the difference? The name and art/software. Just as an artist's tools and labour are boring to those on the outside, a software coder's tools and labour are equally uninteresting. What is important is what people get to see. And when I see a quality piece of software (usually open source) I consider it good art. When I see Windows, I consider it bad taste in art. :-)

      >More accurately, until /. gives them a large-cash beanie award for their pathetic slave-work. At that point, they can use their money to startup their own company and enslave hundreds more.

      Definition time:

      Slave - A person wholly subject to another; A bondman; drudge.

      I don't think it is impossible to quit making open source software once you start. It just isn't the choice option.

    24. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - EVERYBODY in EVERY Psycho ward deserves a weapon.

      If it wasn't for you damn hippies and your self-indulgence in the sixties, we wouldn't have any psychos. And if we did, we wouldn't have your liberal whining keeping us from taking them out back and disposing of them properly.


      I think I'll be neighbourly and give the Psycho living just down from you a weapon and lets just see how responsible he is with it.

      You do that, buddy... I'll be waiting for him with my .45 SW.


      You see, you never said you would limit the distribution.

      Nor did the founding fathers, moron.


      You want every 3 year old to have a gun?

      Did I say anything about children having guns? Are you having flashbacks again, hippie?


      It wouldn't be MY KIDS I'm worried about (if I had any), it would be the 10 year old PSYCHO NUTCASE BASTARDS out there that can get guns at the corner store.

      That's why I support your right to keep and bear arms to protect yourself from that "NUTCASE BASTARD." Shoot him and clean up the gene pool.


      Ok, so now you are saying an instrument of death has something to do with f**king someone? Maybe f**king them up...

      You know damn good and well what I'm saying... sober up and stay on topic.


      Get a life. Get a gun. Someone gets shot. Another one bites the dust, is that what you are saying?

      Pretty much... with one minor modification: someone WHO DESERVES TO DIE gets shot.


      Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

    25. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      About the Communist vs Linux thing, our Russian friend has already given his idea. If you like your 65-year-old friend's word-of-mouth better, fine - it's your choice.

      >No, "registered Democrats who listened to the
      >Grateful Dead 24/7" are lazy shitheads who expect
      >something for nothing. Did I touch a nerve?

      You refer to the last poster, that "people who help each other out without expectation" are the "registered Democrats ". This clearly contradicts to "shitheads who expect something for nothing". If you can't explain why a lot of volunteers in the world are "shitheads who expects something for nothing", so be it. Did you touch a nerve? I dunno. But somehow my eyes can see an angry you tapping nonsense on your keyboard when you posted this.

      >I can't stand the attitude of some people either.
      >At least I can admit their viewpoint is as valid
      >as mine instead of trying to preach down to them.
      >Asshole.

      There are two types of viewpoints in the world. The first type of viewpoint is logical and consistent, and the other type blatently contradicts itself.

      I have no problem with the first types of viewpoint because as we know no 2 person's viewpoints are identical. The second type, however, contradicts to the very laws of temporal logic, and are invalid sentences in themselves.
      You know to which category YOUR viewpoint belong and I'd leave the judgement for the readers of this thread.

      Nobody is trying to "preach down to you". Did I tell you to shut up? No. Do I *even* care that your viewpoint is different than mine? Hell no. Sorry. I don't have the time to waste.

      My advice - don't think so highly of yourself that anyone care to waste his/her time to preach down on you.

      I challenge you not to post anonymously.

      Thank you.

    26. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Don't Live in the US (WTF is a Democrat? Another kind of music group/genre?). Was born after the Grateful Dead and hippies were out of style. Would only live on a commune if it meant keeping away from you.

      Your not living in the United States pretty much says it all. I'm sure whatever third-rate nation your from has a government that dispenses propaganda to its citizenry the way a pedophile hands out candy in the park.


      Nope.

      Van Gogh. Made art for fun. Was often said to be a little "strange", and said to have strange ideas.

      Alan Cox. Makes software for fun. Is often said to be "strange". Often his ideas are called strange.

      What is the difference? The name and art/software. Just as an artist's tools and labour are boring to those on the outside, a software coder's tools and labour are equally uninteresting. What is important is what people get to see. And when I see a quality piece of software (usually open source) I consider it good art. When I see Windows, I consider it bad taste in art. :-)


      Boy, you have it bad. It really disturbs me to read this. Do you take Cox's source code into the bathroom with you and jerk off to it?

      Oh wait... I get it:

      I like to have sex for fun. I'm often said to be a bit eccentric and I look at Playboy magazine.

      Hugh Heffner likes to have sex for fun. He's often said to be a bit eccentric and he looks at Playboy magazine! Therefore, I'm Hugh Heffner!

      Whatever country you're in, you need to move to one that doesn't allow free drug use.


      As for the rest of your comment... I don't debate drug addicts.

    27. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >>You want every 3 year old to have a gun?

      >Did I say anything about children having guns?
      Exactly. You didn't say anything to exclude them. So therefore they should have them (according to you).

      >You do that, buddy... I'll be waiting for him with my .45 SW.

      When did you become a better shot than anyone else? Being psycho doesn't exclude you from being a sharpshooter. In fact, a lot of people in the military (who have learned very well how to shoot) carry guns.

      >That's why I support your right to keep and bear arms to protect yourself from that "NUTCASE BASTARD." Shoot him and clean up the gene pool.

      Wow, is that the BEST trolls can do nowadays? Again, are you the world's best shot? If not, what if the nutcase is?

      >>>Of course, this goes completely against your dead-head free-love philosophy

      >>Ok, so now you are saying an instrument of death has something to do with f**king someone? Maybe f**king them up...

      >You know damn good and well what I'm saying... sober up and stay on topic.

      You first.

      >If it wasn't for you damn hippies and your self-indulgence in the sixties, we wouldn't have any psychos. And if we did, we wouldn't have your liberal whining keeping us from taking them out back and disposing of them properly.

      I think differently - if it weren't for you trolls, then there wouldn't be any psychos around (because most trolls are psychos, you see...)

      >>Get a life. Get a gun. Someone gets shot. Another one bites the dust, is that what you are saying?

      >Pretty much... with one minor modification: someone WHO DESERVES TO DIE gets shot.

      Sure... I mean, like you are the world's best shot ever, huh?

      Now this is starting to sound like a western...

      Put that in your brain and think on it.

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    28. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Your not living in the United States pretty much says it all. I'm sure whatever third-rate nation your from has a government that dispenses propaganda to its citizenry the way a pedophile hands out candy in the park.

      Yeah, Canada (my homeland) is so third-rate it beat the US in all UN categories (that I know of). Idiot.

      >Boy, you have it bad. It really disturbs me to read this. Do you take Cox's source code into the bathroom with you and jerk off to it?

      No. Are you trying to say that art collectors jerk off to their collection of art? I don't think you'll find many (actually, any at all) that agree...

      >I like to have sex for fun. I'm often said to be a bit eccentric and I look at Playboy magazine.

      >Hugh Heffner likes to have sex for fun. He's often said to be a bit eccentric and he looks at Playboy magazine! Therefore, I'm Hugh Heffner!

      Ok. Lets see here - I would say most adults have sex. Lots use playboy.

      Do most adults code? No. Do most adults paint pictures? No. And those who try either? Most suck.

      Now, what is the difference? You made comparisons between common things. I made comparisons between incommon things. Understand? Try saying:

      "I like to throw TVs out of windows for fun, so I am like xyz who also does this"

      Because there ain't many people that do that, I can tell ya.

      >Whatever country you're in, you need to move to one that doesn't allow free drug use.

      Yeah, I better stay away from the US then. Too many Drug Dealers there.

      >As for the rest of your comment... I don't debate drug addicts.

      As for you, I don't normally debate people that need to use crude refernces to argue their points. I think I'll quit too (I won!).

    29. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fag! (I won!!!!)

    30. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What a fag! (I won!!!!)

      Ok. Yeah, sure. I'm a cigarette.

      What a lame comment (and I won).

    31. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by z4ce · · Score: 1

      Impoverished opensource coders? DMZ==JonKatz?!

    32. Re:Once again "open source" shows its true colors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When governments cease to oppress people, England handgun death statistics are oft quoted by those who would remove our liberty for an illusion of safety -- and how many Irishmen do they have killed every year?, then perhaps we wouldn't need to worry about these gun control things anymore? The fact is, that so long as we can be hauled up in cattle trucks away to our deaths by those members of the citizenry who, under "government supervision" wield arms to "secure the safety of the populace," that is, police and other military forces, then the right to keep and bear arms is essential, lest we turn into a state for the purposes and necessities of the state, rather than a collection of individuals who agree to have certain standards in our interactions, facilitated by generally accepted laws passed by our congress. Welcome to the USA. Live free or die. got slack?

  7. Whatever they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they don't mess with the Slackware distro. IMHO, it the best Linux out there. (Not that this matters - I just want Slackware kept going in the same style as always).

    1. Re:Whatever they do... by Ventilator · · Score: 1

      Yepp. I sure hope that too.

      SuSE was my first experience with Linux. Not that it'd have been bad at all, but when I first looked into those scripts I thought I'd probably never get it.

      Then I saw the clean scripts and the easy BSD-concepts of Slackware. Ever since, I don't want any other distribution.

      Who needs Package-Manager anyways when there are sites like freshmeat?

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  8. Oddity by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    With all the Linux hype, and stock going up when companies just mention Linux in a press release, it certainly feels odd for a company to get rid of a Linux product...

    Fortunately, now we have yet another Linux-focused company to watch.

  9. spinning merrily off by 348 · · Score: 5
    We will be spinning merrily off to form a separate company-- Slackware Linux, Inc.

    That's somewhat disturbing. I immediately had visions of the Slackware core team skipping and twirling down the street, all decked out in pastel colors, taped glasses and little pointy elf shoes. Ugh, I need more coffee.

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    1. Re:spinning merrily off by radja · · Score: 1

      Ugh... but at least that's better than mime-artists..

      //rdj

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    2. Re:spinning merrily off by Autonomous+Cow · · Score: 1

      better than skipping and twirling in purple bunny suits on national television, hmmm?

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    3. Re:spinning merrily off by number_six · · Score: 1

      Somehow it seems so discordian and cool.

      Just like something a "Slack" distribution should be.

      Hooray.

      etc. etc.

    4. Re:spinning merrily off by screeching+weasel · · Score: 0

      Hail Eris!

  10. Mergers all around by aav · · Score: 2

    I am not exactly sure about my feelings when I read this article. For sure I am not glad that the new company has decided not to support Slackware.
    Then again, perhaps it's better this way. Because, even if I haven't been following the financial situation of Walnut Creek, I almost can bet it's not very good. Correct me if I am wrong, but from the agreement (i.e. the merger contract) it seems that BSD Inc bought itself a large portal. One that has been very popular for years (not only in the Linux side of the world) and which could bring them come more popularity. Which for the moment the need just as much as they need air. Let's face it : who is (Free)BSD ? No, I'm not throwing stoones at them (I wouldn't dare since I never used their OS) - I'm just looking at their share of the OS market. am I right, or are they in the Other Unices slice ?
    On the other hand it seems unlikely that Walnut Creek would give up a Linux distribution, knowing that the trend is pointing towards a Linux growth.
    Conclusion : this is a takeover like any other (see also AOL and Netscape) nicely disguised in a merger (lately it seems very fashionable to merge your company with another one).
    Who has to loose the most ? The Linux community. Or maybe not. Slackware may survive and I will be among the first to enjoy that. Because I always liked their distribution, because it is the first one I bought, because it is so damn' cool.

    And if they don't succeed I wouldn't wonder in about two years to see BSD-WC releasing Slackware 9.0 (yes - it does mean 7.0 + 2.0 - skipping 8.0).

    1. Re:Mergers all around by nxsy · · Score: 1

      What portal is this? cdrom.com? Walnut Creek doesn't own that. What financial situation is this? Where are you making this up from? Why is it that Walnut Creek have been making moves to spend more money on FreeBSD conventions, development, and publicity?

      Walnut Creek believes in FreeBSD, and the bottom line is that FreeBSD is their most successful product. A merger which will make the product more popular can only help them. BSDI is quite happy to merge peacefully with Walnut Creek, as it doesn't want to alienate the FreeBSD community, especially Walnut Creek employees such as Jordan, Jim, Greg, Bill, and others, and they both genuinely gains a lot from the deal.

      It is hard to believe a merger that places Jordan as the CTO, and places Mike Karels and David Greenment as co-architects, is a takeover.

      (btw, I also bought my first Linux distribution from Walnut Creek, way back when, when there were only two or three distributions to chose from, and Slackware was the only real choice. This was also when FreeBSD was suffering under the lawsuit.)

    2. Re:Mergers all around by akiy · · Score: 2
      aav wrote:


      I am not exactly sure about my feelings when I read this article. For sure I am not glad that the new company has decided not to support Slackware.

      Funny. Bob (Bruce) said:


      Patrick Volkerding has moved out here from Minnesota and is now managing Slackware development on a day-to-day basis. We will be releasing Slackware 7.1 by summer.


      I remember when Patrick was reluctant to move from Minnesota to California, so I guess Bob talked him into coming out for a reason. And having known Bob and Patrick for several years, I seriously doubt it's to cut him off unsupported. From my experience, Walnut Creek CDROM has been very supportive of Slackware Linux from the get-go.
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    3. Re:Mergers all around by mykroft · · Score: 1

      Walnut Creek doesn't own CD-ROM.com???? Somebody should tell Network Solutions about that:netsol cdrom.com The Data in Network Solutions' WHOIS database is provided by Network Solutions for information purposes, and to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a domain name registration record. Network Solutions does not guarantee its accuracy. By submitting a WHOIS query, you agree that you will use this Data only for lawful purposes and that, under no circumstances will you use this Data to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations via e-mail (spam); or (2) enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that apply to Network Solutions (or its systems). Network Solutions reserves the right to modify these terms at any time. By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy. Registrant: Walnut Creek CDROM (CDROM-DOM) 4041 Pike Lane, Suite D Concord, CA 94520 Domain Name: CDROM.COM Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact: Hubbard, Jordan K. (JKH10) jkh@CDROM.COM Walnut Creek CDROM 4041 Pike Lane, Suite D Concord, CA 94520 (510) 603-2863 Record last updated on 09-Feb-1999. Record created on 26-May-1992. Database last updated on 9-Mar-2000 13:25:03 EST. Domain servers in listed order: WHO.CDROM.COM 204.216.27.3 NS1.CRL.COM 165.113.1.36 NS2.CRL.COM 165.113.61.37 WHO2.CDROM.COM 207.90.181.81

    4. Re:Mergers all around by nxsy · · Score: 1

      They sold it a short while back to 'Digital River'. Yes, somebody probably should tell netsol, assuming netsol never lost the application ;)

  11. Bash me if I'm wrong but... by u&t · · Score: 1

    Would't it be a good idea to just shut down slackware?

    I know lots and lots of people use slackware and it is supposed to be a quite nice distro (haven't tried it) but if these people came out and said something like:
    "We are going to start working on free tutition software for poor children in africa instead of maintaining slackware. The world doesn't need 20 linux distros."

    I know this post is a bit stupid, silly and idealistic but it does seem like the "community" is more geared towards making X look pretty than making a difference.

    1. Re:Bash me if I'm wrong but... by luckykaa · · Score: 2

      You're not wrong. But its not your call. It would be nice if one of these companies came up with a new piece of software rather than producing Yet Another Linux Distro(TM). Still, Slackware have been around forever, so they have more cause to keep doing the same than a lot of the newbies.

    2. Re:Bash me if I'm wrong but... by dkh2 · · Score: 2
      Actually, the world probably does need 20 Linux distros. You and I don't but then, you and I constitute only an ultra extreme minority of 2 among Linux users worldwide. What would be nice is to see various distros targeting more specific segments of the market, e.g.
      • [name] Linux for the home gamer.
      • [name] Linux for the family, including K-12 educational tools and family budget tools.
      • [name] Linux for the cracker wanna-be.
      • [name] Linux for the highly skilled cracker.
      • yadda yadda yadda
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    3. Re:Bash me if I'm wrong but... by Signal+69 · · Score: 0

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but 2 linux users is a majority. There are more distros than there are linux users.

    4. Re:Bash me if I'm wrong but... by mircea · · Score: 1

      This is not a bash.

      I use Slackware, although I've tried many other distros out there. IMHO, there's Slackware, there's Debian, and there's "the others". For me, Slackware does make a difference - and if (well, it's not likely to happen, but, for the sake of the argument, if) Pat & co. decided to abandon the development, I'm sure there would be a lot of people happy to pick it up. No, it's not the pretty X that makes Slack great.

    5. Re:Bash me if I'm wrong but... by The+Dev · · Score: 1
      Shut down slackware? You are kidding right?
      Slackware was around before just about any distro
      except for maybe Yggdrasil (remember
      that?) Slackware is a simple, clean, elegant
      distro without the bloat piled in to Red Hat.


      I use Red Hat *and* slackware,
      for different purposes. But then again I use
      NetBSD, FreeBSD, Solaris, AIX, and IRIX, for
      different purposes too :


      Red Hat: Desktop workstation

      Slackware: Personal Dial-in server and firewall (old 486-50 pushed to 60)

      NetBSD: on some old sun boxen

      FreeBSD: High load web server (http://www.brickshelf.com)
      Solaris: Sparc boxen (code dev/image processing)
      AIX: At work (only under duress)
      IRIX: Indy for S/PDIF input


      See, there is room for at least those two Linux
      Distros, and many other OS's

  12. The obvious questions by dkh2 · · Score: 3
    This raises all of the obvious questions:
    • Are they going to go public or, will they remain privately held?
    • What about a revenue stream? How the heck are they going to raise long term funding?
    • Can I get in on the ground level as an investor? If I do, will there be dividends?
    and many more. As a user who is interested in the long term health of Linux I'd like to hear more of the details.
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    1. Re:The obvious questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which is more likely for RHAT, LNUX, etc?
      • Company declares a dividend
      • Company declares bankruptcy

      If you choose door #1, you're an idiot.

    2. Re:The obvious questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I choose door number &149;

    3. Re:The obvious questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're trying to cash in on the hype before it fades. Expect an IPO as soon as then can ram the forms through the SEC.

      Too bad, I used to love slackware. If debian sells out, I don't know what I'll do.

  13. How will they make money? by zaius · · Score: 1
    I hope that maybe this spin-off will help the distro (ie make it better). I feel that in recent years it has lost some of its market share, some of it unjustly but much of it because things didn't get updated. Now, after Red Hat's screw up (6.1), maybe they'll get a chance to regain the popularity they once had.

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    1. Re:How will they make money? by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      but much of it because things didn't get updated.

      The problem isn't that Slackware didn't update, its that Redhat updated before things became stable! Slackware doesn't show around saying 'look we got the newest!' Just look at glibc, Redhat and others already shipped with it even before the developpers said it was stable.

      Grtz, Jeroen

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  14. Slackware Lives On! by CaptainZ · · Score: 2
    Call me, in some ways old-school, but I still consider Slackware to be the greatest Linux distribution, even though it wasn't the firsst one I used. To me, SuSe still seems like a slackware clone packaged with way more shit than I could ever care about, Debian seems unorganized, and RedHat and the crew seem to be an over commercial attempt to make Linux more Windows-like without a clear conception of what it is that makes Windows easier to use.

    Of course, most will disagree with me, and I'm not here to start holy wars, just to praise a great distribution. In my view, the spin-off is good news. I fear that the larger the company Slackware is associated with, the more pressure they would feel to change (i.e. become more like RedHat) Their continued independance reassures me that they will stay true to form.

    CaptainZ

    1. Re:Slackware Lives On! by mindstrm · · Score: 3

      I thought that about debian too. But debian is VERY organized. It's exceptional.
      The trick is, don't install using the pre-set settings. Install the base system, skip the package settings, exit dselect, and use the apt* tools for everything. it's easy and extremely clean!
      You end up with a minimal system, no compilers, hardly any utils, but it has apt installed properly.
      If you haven't used apt.... let me provide an example.

      I needed gcc to make a kernel.
      # apt-get install gcc

      one command, and it fetched it and installed it, cleanly.

      # apt-get upgrade
      cleanly upgraded all packages that were out of date on the system.

      # apt-cache search string.h
      - search the package library and tell me what packages contain string.h

      # apt-get update
      - refresh the local cache of the package library.

      It's wonderful.

    2. Re:Slackware Lives On! by balmeida · · Score: 1

      While I'm a die-hard debian user, your
      post is slightly inaccurate.

      from apt-cache(8):

      search performs a full text search on all available package files for the pattern given.
      It searchs the package names and the descriptions for an occurance of the string and prints out the package name and the short description. If --full is given then output identical to show is produced for each matched package and if --names-only is given then the long description is not searched, only the package name is.

  15. Tune in to /. today (2000-03-09) for more details! by dkh2 · · Score: 1
    As stated on the Slackware site:
    "Slashdot will have an interview with Bob Bruce (President of WCCDROM)later today which should answer some questions."
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  16. Best of luck to Patrick and the Slack team! by argentus · · Score: 1

    Too much criticism here, slashdot readers! Nobody knows for sure what SlackInc will become, but if the past is any indication, it won't be another redhat.

    Best wishes in new endeavors, Slack team. Keep those uncluttered, beautifully stable releases coming!

    1. Re:Best of luck to Patrick and the Slack team! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And best wishes to Scooby doo in his new endeavors with Kathy Lee. Keep those unclittored, beautifully semenal releases coming!

  17. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    MANkind? What? I can only assume that you are talking about the professional wrestler of that name, because in my world (green, third from sun), the dominant species has TWO genders, and is called "humankind". I'm sick and tired of people always assuming that just because I'm a girl I don't know anything about computers. Actually I have Red Hat 6.0 and am learning Python. And I don't take kindly to people acting as if I don't exist. Not in the classroom, not in the street and not on the Internet. Mankind, my pert little ass.

  18. Re:Go Slack by mauddib~ · · Score: 1

    i don't fully agree in the way you say it, however I understand you don't like the position of RedHat inbetween other distro's.

    Everytime I see the name RedHat i think about:
    1. why did Rasterman _really_ quit redhat?
    2. is redhat having an eye on BeOS?
    3. will they still support opensource software when they think they can handle it alone?
    4. why are rpm's stupid? and...
    5. why do i have the feeling _I_ am in control when I use Slack, and don't have that feeling with RedHat?

    ok, for now I don't really bother with RedHat, for as far as I can see out of the facts they are just the most successfull Linux distro at this moment. Some years ago Slack was the most successfull. Maybe in two years, Debian will be the most successfull, you'll never know.

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  19. Whoah by tone1 · · Score: 2

    First, I was not being gender specific, and second, how do you know what gender I am? Get off of your horse and quit your political correctness attitude. It is this liberal bullsh@#$ that divides us, not a general term, that, up until a few years ago, meant: Mankind: THE HUMAN RACE If you ain't human, I'll withdraw the comment.

    1. Re:Whoah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First, I was not being gender specific

      BZZZZT wrong, thanks for playing. You said "man". That's gender-specific according to all the men I've known although in your case I'll concede that it's probably too small to make much of a difference.

      and second, how do you know what gender I am?

      Believe me, dearest, it's pretty damn obvious until you take your pants off. Then people start to doubt the evidence of their own eyes.

      Get off of your horse and quit your political correctness attitude.

      Political correctness? I'm suggesting that you use "man" to mean a man, and "person" to mean a person. Classic sign of a Perl hacker -- your used tampon of a language may allow you to refer to variables by ambiguous names, but English, C, and Python aren't so forgiving. Sorry, darling, but you just don't measure up to the mark. By a good few inches.

      It is this liberal bullsh@#$ that divides us

      Thank you for assuming that I would be offended by the word "shit". What a gentleman you are. I do believe, Mr Butler, that I'm falling in love with you ....

      , not a general term, that, up until a few years ago, meant: Mankind: THE HUMAN RACE

      So there have been morons like you for the whole of history? SFW (that's so FUCKING what, by the way -- did I blister your little ears?)

      If you ain't human, I'll withdraw the comment

      Withdrawing so soon? [sob] So disappointing for a girl ...

      See you in math class, loser

    2. Re:Whoah by tone1 · · Score: 1
      MANKIND, MANKIND, MANKIND. woMAN, woMAN, woMAN. BITCH, BITCH, BITCH.

      You probably voted for Clinton- huh?

    3. Re:Whoah by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      Okay, humankind it is.

      Wait a minute! Scratch that! We need to say hupersonkind instead, because humankind is not gender-inclusive! (See the 'man' there?)

      wise up and get a clue. Easily offended people such as yourself sicken me.

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    4. Re:Whoah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BBZZZZ - YOUR wrong! (Or was that the sound of your vibrator!?)
      as per dictionary.com "mankind" is the human race.
      As for your attacks on the person as well as perl (BTW - I write in perl,c/c++, assembly, etc.),
      1- Are you learn to program in Python or learning how to use a python for your own sexual gratification ?!?
      2- I think you must be the one with an inadequecy complex. Complaints of size and stopping too soon -
      I guess the experiences you've had must have always had these events included because of some problem with you.
      a - your probably so stretched out that a Mack Truck would be too small!
      b - they probaly stop too soon because either the dildo's batteries run down or they can't take looking at you any longer!

      That said, Get the F**K off your feminist S**T and get back in bed with Gloria. I censored the expletives because of the infantile tone of your message your must be a little girl (10 - 12).


      For the other women here - I respect women but not radical Feminists!

    5. Re:Whoah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take offense to that. Humankind is not inclusive to dogs, dogs like Scooby for instance. If you continue to exclude people from the animal kingdom, I will have to call the PC police.

      Trolling for Scooby doo!

      Scooby is a dog, and proud of it!

  20. Put down the crack pipe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    -1 Flamebait ?

    Every time I post to this damn forum with an honestly held sincere opinion, it is moderated down as "flamebait" or "troll" or "offtopic".

    The zealotry and orthodoxy on display here is worthy of the Spanish Inquisition, or early 80's Iran.

    I ask the moderators, please, take the crack pipe from your mouths before moderating posts like this down.

    Not everyone shares your views. Different view points can coexist. Can't we all just get along ?

    thank you

    dmg

    1. Re:Put down the crack pipe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      an honestly held sincere opinion
      Since when marketing people have honestly held sincere opinions?
      Can't we all just get along ?
      No, engineering people usually can't get along with marketing people.
    2. Re:Put down the crack pipe. by Arandir · · Score: 2
      You're actually confused as to why you get moderated down? Let me give you some hints:

      • slave labor
      • stealth-capitalists
      • GOOD OLD FASHIONED UNITED STATES DOLLARS.
      • impoverished open source coders
      • IPO $$hungry suits rip them off
      • violently gang-raped
      • unfettered rampant capitalism
      • capitalist devil
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  21. SPOOOOONNN! by tone1 · · Score: 1

    Laughed my arse off on that one!

  22. Re:Go Slack by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
    ok, for now I don't really bother with RedHat, for as far as I can see out of the facts they are just the most successfull Linux distro at this moment. Some years ago Slack was the most successfull. Maybe in two years, Debian will be the most successfull, you'll never know.

    So what? windows is the most successfull os at the moment, does that make it the best? To me people choosing RedHat just because it is popular are even more stupid then those using windows!

    Grtz, Jeroen

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  23. Right! Women are divisive by demanding equality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    They should just shut the fuck up and take orders, as evolution designed them to do. Since most men will never accept women as equals, women are just being deliberately destructive and divisive by demanding something they'll never get.

    They're not equal, they're different, so unless you want a lesbo-dyke Brave New World where all people are forced by law to be androgynous, you'd better face facts.

    Women are not equal. Women CAN NOT BE equal. Women SHOULD NOT TRY to be equal.

    Enough liberal bullshit!

  24. Good News by GC · · Score: 2

    I use Slackware and have since Q2'95. I've been tempted to get over my quirks with RedHat and bite the bullet and migrate from my preferred distribution. (Various reasons - most of you will be fully aware of what they are).

    This news will certainly delay this move and I hope to find a more professional gilt-edged version of Slackware 7.1 (or 8) on the horizon which has more support from third parties.

    Is it just me or are other people infuriated by organisations such as 3dfx only distributing their stuff in rpm format?

    1. Re:Good News by WildThing · · Score: 1

      This is probably already known but Slackware DOES support RPMs

    2. Re:Good News by jjoyce · · Score: 1
      Sure, but it's trouble I have to go to. Every Linux distribution supports gzipped tar files, so why not use those? They're tried and true. RPM has all kinds of problems.

      Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun.

    3. Re:Good News by Alanzilla · · Score: 1

      Use rpm2tgz.

      You can use the .tgz file either with gzip/tar or with pkgtool.

      Quite useful.

  25. Re:Tune in to /. today (2000-03-09) for more detai by locutus074 · · Score: 0
    WTF? This is informative?

    More like (Score: -1, Karma Whore). He includes a link to slackware.com, copies-and-pastes one line of text -- and this is informative??!!?

    Wake up, moderators. This is Redundant, not Informative, at best.

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  26. Re:Tune in to /. today (2000-03-09) for more detai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hello Mcfly! This was tagged informative? You brainiacs, the Bob Bruce interview aswers were posted PRIOR to this article.

    How about:

    Moderation totals: Redundant=1, Troll=1, Lametroll=2, fooling the mods=10, Total:13

  27. Dear DMG by tone1 · · Score: 1
    You're killing me here. You say that open sourced programmers are being used as slaves by corperate businesses. And then you wonder why you are given flamebait status?

    I don't understand your logic. Let me clear some things up here.

    Most people who post here, and read here, are typically users who are a part of, or sympathetic to the open source community. We either work on it in OUR OWN TIME, or we use it and act as cheerleaders and critics to those who do the work. The saying goes that we are our own worst critics. This drives the community and makes the product better. When you slam and take away the freedom to 'Innovate' (as your company, M$, loves to claim it does - innovate), you stifle creativity and competition. You tell all of us that we are slaves and slave supporters. That is an opinion, and for that reason, Slashdot allows you to post. But that you tell us what we are not, that begs for a flamebait status.

    Second, to everyone else, RedHat is not the M$ of the opensourced community. They have their own direction-- the same attitude that drives this community. They don't conform, and they just happen to be successful.

    Lastly, Slak rocks. That it requires such a hands on approach to do what a few mouse clicks might in another distro, gives the user a real feel of the OS. I think all Linux users should try it out-- go back to whatever else you have before after you have tried it -- This will give you a better grasp on what it is that you use -- namely, the center piece of a movement that business and marketing people don't understand.

    DMG, I ask you, have you tried the product that we hype/slam/support/enjoy/trash/are passionate about? If you have -- it was with the wrong attitude.

    1. Re:Dear DMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a long term slackware user, I've just gotta say, That was a really nice flamebait in itself. linux- love it or leave it. Slack Rocks thanks Pat and crew.

  28. What makes Slackware great by panda · · Score: 5

    No, it's not the pretty X that makes Slack great.

    I've installed Red Hat and Slackware. I have machines at home running Red Hat 5.0 and Slackware 7. I admin both Slackware and Red Hat. I configure, compile, and install software on both. I can make valid comparisons between Slackware and Red Hat. I don't have any ground to stand on when talking about other distros, so I won't talk about other distros.

    I use Slackware on my personal workstation and Red Hat on a machine that I don't use for much other than network routing. I don't fool much with the Red Hat machine, since I have it configured the way I like it. I didn't pick Red Hat to use as a gateway for any logical reason. I just had that machine available that had Red Hat on it at the time, so I configured it as a gateway.

    I chose Slackware for my desktop workstation because I like the Slackware philosophy and it fits the way I work. Slackware has a more streamlined configuration that is better suited to manual changes with a text editor than is Red Hat's. I can configure Red Hat by hand, if I must, but Red Hat's SysV style of init is more suited to configuration by software. Overall, this makes Slackware more flexible because you can add scripts to rc.local or remove scripts from rc.d and worry less about breaking things than with Red Hat. Also, when you want some daemon banished from your machine for good, you don't have to remove a link from three or four directories. You can comment it out of one script and be done with it.

    I am a tinkerer. I like to know how things work. I like to try different changes to see how they affect the system. I install from source, and you are kind of required to do so with Slackware since most RPMs are designed for some other system. That said, RPMs will work with Slackware, if you create the proper rc.d subdirectories first. Slackware still uses SysVInit, though inittab is set up more like BSD. Anyway, as I was saying, I install from source. I like to peruse the source of most applications before installing. And, yes, I install from source on Red Hat, too. I most recently installed OpenSSH on my Red Hat box. The big bonus of installing this way is there's no RPM database to get corrupted.

    Slackware is great for someone who wants to learn about GNU/Linux and really understand what goes on under the hood. It's easier than Red Hat to install and to configure by hand. The rc scripts are all in one directory for the most part and it's easy to find where some daemon gets run so you can shut it down by commenting it out of the script.

    If I were to create my own distro, I'd start from Slackware and build up from there. I think we need more GNU/Linux distros, not less. Right now, I feel that there are a lot of users' needs that are not being addressed by the larger distros. They may have three products (a Workstation, Server, and Web Server models) but those don't address everyone's needs. Slack, of course, comes in just one flavor, but that one flavor has most of what you need. Yet, Slackware is not perfect for all situations or all users, just as Red Hat is not perfect in all situations, either.

    If Patrick and the gang can't carry the Slackware torch for some reason, then I'll be more than happy to pick it up and run with it. I practically have Slack 7 mirrored on my machine, anyway.

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    1. Re:What makes Slackware great by farrellj · · Score: 2

      Well, if that happens, I will be more than willing to contribute to keeping Slackware Alive. I've tried many a different Distro over the years, I am probably one of the first 1,000 Linux users, maybe the first 500, starting out with kernel ver. 0.12. I used to go around doing Novell Netware installs with a boot/root diskette pair in my shirt pocket and show people Linux...

      Long live Slackware!

      ttyl
      Farrell

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  29. Wanted: A new icon? by x00 · · Score: 4

    As a Slackware user I have to admit, I like it when I see Slackware news on Slashdot. Its been on twice in as many days (truely a records for Slack?). However it seems to have had two different icons, with the Slackware Updates we had the "GNU's Not Unix" topic and with this topic we had the "Linux" topic (which seems more logical).

    However, I believe its about time that Slackware gains its own topic and respectfully ask da Management for one.(A Slackware stylised "S" perhaps?)

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    1. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      You have got my vote!!!!!!

      Grtz, Jeroen

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    2. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know it should be the penguin with the pipe in its mouth. Alas, I do not see a link on the slackware site for said penguin, which used to be there.

    3. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by Spud+Zeppelin · · Score: 2

      How about getting permission from the appropriate parties, and using the "unofficial" Slackware logo: Tux, with the head of J. Robert "Bob" Dobbs superimposed on his chest? For it is only through paying proper homage to Bob that Slashdot can truly accumulate more Slack (and less grits?).



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    4. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by Arandir · · Score: 2

      A platypus like they used to have! Call him Pete and have him join Tux and Chuckie as they all twirl merrily down Telegraph avenue!

      ps. Anyone know where I can get a good icon of a platypus to replace the K in my kpanel?

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    5. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by Lew+Pitcher · · Score: 1

      I searched the Slackware Linux site without success for the "Get Slack" banners/icons that their old site used to make available. The best I could find (beyond grabbing the "Slackware Linux" logo from their webpage) was a product photo of a Slackware mouse mat (at Walnut Creek) that had the Smoking Penguin Slackware mascot on it.

      Anyway, I Got Slack, so I'm happy. ;-)

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    6. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by mircea · · Score: 1

      There's also a few "beanie penguins" with pipes on the same page...just like the one on my monitor :)

    7. Re:Wanted: A new icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are Linux Platypus logo bitmaps available on early Linux CD-ROMs. I suspect they would also be available online somewhere. The Platypus was the pre-Tux logo, as I am sure many already know. I think it's cooler than Tux by a long shot.

      But the BSD daemon, of course rules.

  30. Slackware Slogans by ballestra · · Score: 2
    I run Slackware 7.0 and I love it, but I wonder if businesses think the name sounds unprofessional. Too much like "slacker". This could be why Slackware has lost popularity to other distros. The ironic thing is that among distros, it's probably one of the best for serious business use.

    I think they need a slogan, to add a business edge to their image, while still remaining true to the spirit and character we all love. How about

    • "network demand driving you insane? We'll give you some Slack"
    • "NT stretching your (servers|budget|network) out of shape? We'll cut you some Slack."
    • some reference to the software being pretty slick... "not slick... Slack."

    Any others?

    1. Re:Slackware Slogans by Seth+Scali · · Score: 2

      "Cut yourself some Slack."

      "Don't Slack off-- use Slackware!" (erm, maybe the phrase "Slack off" isn't a good one to use...)

      "Slackware. Get down to brass tacks."

      "Elegant. Simple. Slackware."

      "When stability is paramount, Slackware is there."

      "When you don't have time for 'pretty'."

      "Because rm -r /* doesn't need an 'f'."

      "Kinda like a Geo Metro that does 300 MPH. In second gear."

      "Because you know what you're doing."

      "Good for small systems, great for big ones."

      "Slackware-- Who has time for formalities?"

      "Not everybody runs a Pentium or higher."

      "Get to know your computer. Intimately." (err... not "intimately" in *that* sense...)

      "The few. The proud. The people who stick with Slack."

      "Only the smart survive."
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    2. Re:Slackware Slogans by Vladinator · · Score: 2

      You missed a few:

      "Slackware: How you GET where you want to go today."

      "Slackware: How to get where you want to go today, WITHOUT crashing or BSOD's!"

      "Slackware: Takeing the path to world domination!"

      Hey Rob, Thanks for that tarball!

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  31. The most insightful AC post so far in Y2K by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    If I had my moderator status I'd mod it up. Agree?

  32. Re:Go Slack by hadron · · Score: 1

    1. His ego did not fit in the new building.
    2. No.
    3. Yes.
    4. They aren't.
    5. You are on crack.

  33. AMEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most sensible comment I've read on slashdot all year. You'll get moderated down but thanks for saying what's on everybody else's mind for us. Thanks.

  34. It is ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed incredibly ugly...

    1. Re:It is ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's ugliness scares the likes of you away, then it's doing one thing right, in my not so humble opinion.

  35. "Slackware for Dummies" - NOT by Lew+Pitcher · · Score: 2

    Daily, I read through the alt.linux, alt.os.linux and comp.os.linux newsgroups, and by far the smallest number of "it doesn't work" messages are from Slackware installs. Most of the problems come from users of the other distros when their nice MSWindows-like gui-based all-in-one Wizard maintenance tools don't do the job. And by far, the best answers come from those people (like those who use Slackware) who don't use those gee-whiz tools, but know their systems from experience.

    If PV keeps up the good work, I couldn't care less if they were spun off or still supported by Walnut Creek. Slackware is by far the best distribution for those who expect to use Linux in serious work. It's even a pretty good distro for those who want to have a pretty desktop machine.

    To those who post the "for dummies" questions in comp.os.linux.*, I say "Get Slack!".

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  36. Perl is for retards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh please. Defending perl is either intellectual dwarfism or the product of a deranged mind. Still with the zealotry and bigotry of Slashdot, I am not surprised there are morons out there prepared to defend any position.

    Perl, in case anyone else out there does not know by now, is a language that: looks like line noise, has nonstandard regular experessions, uses references to obfuscate meaning, only runs on Linux, can't be used to build real programs - only crappy little CGI scripts and finally, is far too slow and insecure for enterprise use. Taintperl notwithstanding

    Finally, Perl is not commercial, and I don't need to spell out what a disaster "open source" could be to an enterprise hoping to make some $$$s. Please look beyond the zealotry for once, and think before posting.

    thank you.

    1. Re:Perl is for retards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "HEY! Woman! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and fix me something to eat! And quit dressing me up like a cop, and making me dance for you, while you smoke crack, and have sex on my dad's bed, with some guy I don't even know! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!"

  37. The word "AMEN" sounds sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose you change that to "APERSONS". Also, "woman" and "human" should be changed to "woperson" and "huperson", in the same way that "salesman" was modified.

    1. Re:The word "AMEN" sounds sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. You blew it again.

      "aperoffspring"

      "woperoffspring"

      "huperoffspring"

      You'll get it right in time. Just remember, head high, and genitals denied!

    2. Re:The word "AMEN" sounds sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks somebody is peroffspringstally ill here.

  38. Wrong Side of the Tunnel by Spud+Zeppelin · · Score: 1

    That's somewhat disturbing. I immediately had visions of the Slackware core team skipping and twirling down the street, all decked out in pastel colors, taped glasses and little pointy elf shoes.

    No, I'd expect that if they were on the Berzerkeley side of the tunnel, not the Walnut Creek side. Although, I have to admit the mental image of Patrick Volkerding dressed up like a harlequin, whirling like a dervish down Telegraph is VERY disturbing! Actually, with a name like "Slackware" they should probably move out into the valley (not the Valley!) somewhere, say Turlock or Modesto.... Maybe they can pioneer the concept of three-story Gelco-space?

    Which brings up an interesting point about the merger: now that they are just going to be the "BSD people", are they going to move back to the Berkeley side of the tunnel and take the Walnut Creek CDROM out of Walnut Creek the same way they just took "Walnut Creek" out of Walnut Creek CDROM?



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  39. If you're going to get pedantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First off, I'm not the orginal poster, but I have to point something out to you...

    Political correctness? I'm suggesting that you use "man" to mean a man, and "person" to mean a person.

    Sorry, you can't say "PERSON" and mean man or woman. The word "perSON" OBVIOUSLY mean "MALE", because it contains the word "SON", which means MALE CHILD.

    I really hate people like you who claim to want our language to be gender-neutral, but who make this stupid mistake! When you make comments, and wish to refer to people in a gender-neutral way, you MUST use the word "PEROFFSPRING"!

    For example, you can't use the word human. To be correct, you must use the words HUPEROFFSPRING.

    If you're going to get pedantic, you have to go all the way, baby.

    1. Re:If you're going to get pedantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead, I think I'm going to use the word "asshole", and point it at you, darling. And what's pedantic about insisting that the word "mankind" doesn't include women? Didn't your daddy tell you, there's a difference? (here's a clue -- we're different "down there")

  40. Re:Mime Artists... by Denny · · Score: 1

    Throw 'em all in the Pratchett scorpion pit I say - on one wall it clearly says "Learn the words" - no more than they deserve for the nightmares they must engender in small children... :)

    Regards,
    Denny

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  41. Re:Perl hating is for retards. by number_six · · Score: 1

    Umm, pardon me. I'm not that keen on Perl myself, but I do know that it runs on many more platforms than Linux. We've got it on OS/2 boxes and Solaris here at work, as well as Win32. I even noticed it on a hoary old machine that runs Windows 3.1 the other day (said hoary old machine really just hosts a TI DSP emulator).

    I'd have to think hard to name a modern OS that Perl doesn't run on.

    I suspect I won't be the only one responding to correct your ignorance.

  42. Re:Good for all MANkind? by snookums · · Score: 1

    I always thought that the stem man came from the Latin(?) for hand as it does in the word manual.

    Thus, mankind are "the ones with the hands" -- the use of tools is what sets us apart from the other animals more than anything else.

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  43. Too much criticism of Walnut Creek Archives by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

    Looking at the comments, I'm seeing a lot of postings to the effect that people can't see why Walnut Creek would want to "get rid of" a Linux distribution, looking at it from the standpoint that it might make them a lot of money.

    People, you need to step back and breathe the fresh, GNU air. ;)

    Walnut Creek is not doing this because it is a good business move. They are doing it in the same spirit that they have consistently shown to Linux, BSD, and all other open source projects. They are being the GOOD GUYS!

    They know that there is a possibility that Slackware Linux will fall by the wayside once BSDI moves in. They don't want to see that happening, so they're cutting it loose before something bad happens to it.

    The Walnut Creek Archives have been a bastion of open source software and championship for many, many years now. I'm sure that will not change. All they are trying to do is make sure that Slackware will sink or swim on its own merits, not go unattended because of the merger with BSDI.

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  44. Wow! (WAS Re:Good for all MANkind?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a girl and you use Redhat 6?! Wow you must be an 3113t3 h4x0r to learn that! You're just amazing. I'm glad to see that all females arn't assuming that all men are evil and such... jeez. You give us girrrlz that use Debian, Slack and Solaris a bad name. Grow up, you hormone-imbalanced teenager.

  45. The Origins of "Slack" by number_six · · Score: 3

    Since this is one of those rare occasions when Slackware gets mention on the Slashdot site, I think it would be a good time to talk about the origins of the name, and the spirit, of Slackware.

    Slackware's name comes from JR "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the Subgenius. I know that there haven't always been friendly relations between the Subgenius folks and the Slack distro, but it's still an important historical note to recognize.

    The Subgenius must have Slack! etc. etc.

    I just thought it worth mentioning, because Slackware has cool countercultural roots.

    Keep up the good work Pat V. And thanks, from a fellow Minnesotan.

    1. Re:The Origins of "Slack" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that there haven't always been friendly relations between the Subgenius folks and the Slack distro, but it's still an important historical note to recognize.

      Huh? Patrick's ordained! And Slackware is Church-sanctioned, man! They be tight.

    2. Re:The Origins of "Slack" by number_six · · Score: 1

      OOps.

      I thought I had heard rumors of "difficulties" that resulted in images of "Bob"s head being removed from the Slackware distro. It was mighty pink of me to make assumptions like that.

      I'm glad to hear the good news that I was wrong.

  46. Re:Go Slack by Vladinator · · Score: 2

    Your answer to #1 is WAY off. How about the manager at RHAT who refered to "The crowd that festers around" rasterman? How professional was that? If you spent your time as a professional programmer just to have some IDIOT in management crap on you like that, would you take it lying down? I don't think so.

    Hey Rob, Thanks for that tarball!

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  47. Re:Oh god, another one. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
    I'm a sexually mature.
    Looks like you accidentally put a space in there between the second and third words.

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  48. My take on the distro wars. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    A long time ago, in the SLS (or was it LSL?) & MCC days (1992?)... a distro was untarring a bunch of files to disk. It was ugly, but adventurous.
    Slackware was my next stop, and it was a nice change from it's predecessors, a bit more organized. A while after that, RedHat came along. Now, in all my time on #Linux helping people out, I'd always suggest slackware. Not because it was 'better', but because it didn't try to automate anything. IF you wanted to learn Linux, I thought, you better to it the hard way, and tackle slackware. And I think I was right. The only reason I know as much as I do about linux is because of slackware's roughness.
    The next step, several years later, was using linux in business. Redhat seemed to be growing fast, and there were commercial apps (backup software, etc) that supported redhat. so I went with redhat. It was surprisingly integrated (compared to slackware). I didn't like not knowing what it was doing though.. it did too much for me. It was messy (but rpm was kinda handy).
    I tried debian, but it was a cluttered mess.
    Then mandrake (6.1). Ahh.. that was nice. redhat, but cleaned up and integrated. But still redhat...

    Then one day, I tried a newer version of Debian, mainly because I like their philosophy. I love it now! It's extremely clean, and the package management rocks.

    I've had people tell me 'I don't want package management, I want to compile and do everythign myself all the time'. I don't disagree with these poeple, and if that's what they want to do.. debian holds nothing for them. But after compiling and updating the same things for 8 years, I'm quite happy to let the debian developers take care of the compiling/updating of most things and let apt take care of upgrading. It hasn't failed me yet.

    So I guess I'm saying, it all depends on what you want, or what you need. If you already have a very strong grasp of linux, debian is a great tool. If you want to learn it in great detail, use slack.
    Redhat is messy.

    1. Re:My take on the distro wars. by blaine · · Score: 1

      Not to troll, but how is Red Hat messy?

      I myself grew up in the Linux world on Slackware, and I agree with you that it is the best distro to use when you are learning Linux. It makes sure you really do learn what you're doing, and doesn't just hand you everything in a GUI that doesn't teach you anything. In fact, I still have Slack 3.6 on my laptop (486/66 12mb, 300MB HD :) )

      However, I eventually became tired of the lack of package management, as well as the sometimes outdatededness of Slack. At that time, I looked first at Debian, and then at Red Hat. Debian's install was horrific [something akin to the FreeBSD install, where the motto seems to be "try it a few times and get it wrong, then go back and do it a fifth time to get it right"], whereas Red Hat had a fairly clean install, so I went with Red Hat. I've been on RH since.

      My experience with RH has been mostly positive. I don't find it messy or unwieldy. Yes, it does occasionally do some odd things, like place config files in strange places, and I must say that linuxconf is the devil, as it has a nasty habit of overwriting handmade changes to files, but this is true of linuxconf on any distro. It just happens that RH likes to stress it (which I wish it wouldn't).

      Your quick jab at RH comes with no backup of any kind. Have you used RH at all recently? For any length of time? Or are you just perpetuating the general "RH is commercial and therefore evil" fallacy that permeates the community? RH has given a lot to the community. People like Alan Cox wouldn't be able to be full-time kernel developers without RH.

      Also, before a Debian guru responds with his "X easy steps to an easy Debian install", I know them already. Nowadays, people tell you to ignore the default package selection and use apt instead of dselect. It doesn't matter to me now, as it is too late. My system works beautifully, and has for coming up on 2 years with Red Hat. I have no desire to switch, although I might be putting Debian on a secondary system of mine. And the install is still pretty bad, regardless of the advances in things like apt. I will admit, however, that Debian is very easy to admin once installed, as apt does most of the work for you.

      Also, to quell any obvious retorts:

      Yes, I use Debian fairly frequently on systems that I do a lot of work on. I have also attempted installs as recently as a few weeks ago on test boxen that I have around.

      Yes, I use Slackware quite often, ie. whenever I boot up my laptop. I'm a bit behind [3.6], but I picked up Slack 7 at LinuxWorld Expo in Manhattan, and am considering putting it on a box I have sitting around.

      No, I don't use FreeBSD much. I have a couple accounts here and there on FreeBSD boxen, and have attempted the install a few times. It was BAD.

      Anyways, I'm ranting. End Point: back up your comments with actual facts. Quick jabs at distros without any sort of proof are nothing more than trolls.

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  49. Re:Tune in to /. today (2000-03-09) for more detai by locutus074 · · Score: 1
    Okay. Now I'm really wondering. Why was this marked as Flamebait?

    Granted, my tone was a bit emotional. But, if anything, that one was more Informative than the original post. Simply a wake-up call.

    Please tell me what was invalid about any point I made. I'm really dying to know.

    As for this meta-moderation thing I keep hearing about -- point me to it, so I can score the people who moderated up the other guy's post as (-1, Clueless).

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  50. Good Luck Slackware by osiris · · Score: 1

    All i can say is, Good Luck to Patrick and the whole Slackware team. I'm sure that they will do well. I've been using slackware since kernel 2.0.27. I have tried other distros like Redhat and Suse but always came back to Slack. I just didnt like the way that Suse and Rh tried to do things behond your back, unlike slack. I find slackware's configuration fairly simple and straight forwards.

    I just hope that cd distribution doesnt get affected as i cant easly download slack at the moment (no proper net access :( ).

    Anyhow, work bekons....

  51. Re:Oh god, another one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck off and die, kiddy fiddler. Some things just aren't funny, and talking about sexually abusing children is one of them.

  52. Slashbot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Only great things deserve a place in the museum. I'm quite sure 100 years from now our museum will contain the first piece of Linux source code.

    You know, I was reading along through your post disagreeing respectfully, until you barfed up this fragment of hysterical, hyperbolic gibberish. It was then that I realized that I was dealing with a mindless moron.

  53. Re:Oh god, another one. by tone1 · · Score: 1
    You probably should place a link to dictionary.com on your ass. Asexual is an organism that does not need anyone else's help to reproduce.

    You are completely discredited by this remark. Take your feminist shit and shove it back up that black hole of yours.

  54. Upgrades made any easier? by Gandalf_007 · · Score: 1

    I used to use Slack, back in the day when it was 3.4. The only complaint I had with it was that I virtually had to wipe the disk and start fresh for upgrading to a new version of Slack (see the upgrade.txt file in Slack if you don't believe me). I know RH 's upgrade isn't painless, but it sure is a lot easier than slack's? Will there be a way to make this easier with the next version of Slack?

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  55. Re:Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, you don't sound like someone who runs a business. So how would you know?

  56. Re:Oh god, another one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well fuck me red, it's dictionary dot com boy again. You may kiss my black hole, but only once, and don't get into the habit. You and your little fuckwad here are having fun and games at the expense of sexually abused little girls. And then going back to write your shitty Perl code (or are you busy generating C++ bloatware today? Dickweed). I hope it shrivels up -- or in your case, since you're not even bothering to deny you've got a short dick, that it turns black and drops off.

  57. Re:Oh god, another one. by tone1 · · Score: 1
    "You and your little fuckwad here are having fun and games at the expense of sexually abused little girls."

    I am in stitches here. "what about the children, what about the children?" Oh my god, Moderate this up and funny as HELL. I won't be kissin your black hole as I might find your previous victim still alive inside.

    OOOOOhhhhhhhh, did you know that radical feminism is french for 'whore on the street'? Just and FYI.

  58. Re:My take on the distro wars.(EFNET #linux) by nnet · · Score: 0
    I personally use Slackware, always have, always will. I've tried RH (4.2, 5.0, 6.0) and Debian (2.1 first release), went back to Slackware. On #Linux we try to be distro neutral, saves a lot of flamewars in an already busy, high traffic channel. In private I advocate the use of Slackware as the best hands on distro to LEARN linux because once you understand how it works, then you can move on the GUI end of configuration, and understand it better as well. IP Masquerade and IDE CDR/CD-RW help at rdb.linux-help.org

  59. Now that they're going to be a seperate company... by MVoelker · · Score: 1

    Is Mr. Volkerding planning on bringing in more people to help him maintain the distribution?

    Honestly, I wouldn't want to see that. I've been using Slackware for about a year now, and I like the fact that it's only maintained by one (fairly picky) person who is the current maintainer anyway.

    Obviously, more people will have to be brought in to work for the new company (and I am accepting offers!!!), but please, please don't let anyone else help with maintaining Slack!

    Mike

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  60. She sure offended you, moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Heh.

    You people are pathetic. Any time anybody disagrees with you or asks you to think, you throw a shrieking fit.

  61. Re:Oh god, another one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? I always thought that for your sort "radical feminist" was asshole-speak for "woman who won't date assholes. There's a lot of us about. So carry on, I'm sure that all those hot babes out there are just gaggin for a bad programmer who's fat and thinks that abusing ten year olds is funny. By the age of thirty, your balls will have gone from blue to indigo to fucking ultraviolet, my dear. You'll set off fire alarms. Then you'll lose your shitty $17,000 a year job administering systems for the local community college.

  62. Re:Oh god, another one. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
    Some things just aren't funny, and talking about sexually abusing children is one of them.
    Okay. Where the fuck did that come from? I made no mention of the sort.

    I suppose I should include something inflammatory here, or else you won't bother to respond. So here it is: Fuck off and die, and take your feminaziism with you.

    (To set the record straight: Feminism is a Good Thing, but feminazis can kiss my ass.)

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  63. You're funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I love the way kids like you get so upset when somebody questions their masculinity. Heh. I hope you don't mind if I ask you why you feel so threatened?

    On second thought, never mind. I'd rather not know.

  64. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --ya know it. You're still an asshole, though, and so's your little friend.

    1. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      It's mighty convenient to claim that you were trolling now, after your ignorance was put on display for the world to see.

      It seems you're intent on having the last word. So go ahead. Post again. I know you will. Your kind always do.

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    2. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by tone1 · · Score: 1
      But the children-- they can read this post. And you used naughty language, and you referenced body parts, and you are threatening their future. Oh my god, what will we do?

      We must take away the internet for the sake of the children and feminazi's. We must strip our language of male words like BITCH AND SLUT AND WHORE AND PMS AND SALESPERSON AND ANONYMOUS COWARDS!!!!

      LONG LIVE SLAK!!!!!

    3. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still arguing? Look, the acronyms are You Have Been Trolled. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day. I don't give a fuck about the children. I just wanted to piss you off. And you still are a blue-balled, misogynistic (look that one up in dictionary dot com, fool) wad of fuck.

    4. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would indeed be mighty convenient if that was what I had done. However, I've already claimed credit for this on the troll's sid discussion room:
      OK, naif girl has been launched (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 09, @09:32AM EST (#672)

      Although she ended up as "Sarcasm Girl". Offtopic as hell, and likely to be marked as such, but there ya go.

      jsm

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      and she's got a dirty mouth too .... by Anonymous Coward Thursday March 09, @09:55AM EST
      Re:and she's got a dirty mouth too .... by Anonymous Coward Thursday March 09, @11:01AM EST

      People like me don't want to have the last word. We want our trolls to go on for ever, and ever, and ever. Please carry on.

  65. Re:Oh god, another one. by tone1 · · Score: 0
    I guess you still thing I am a male. Funny.

    Tell me the truth. Did you vote for Clinton. Because if you did, you contradict your useless verbage. If you did not, and voted conservative, then you go against your fear of children/woman discrimination stance you hold.

  66. Re:Good for all MANkind? by dprovine · · Score: 1
    ...in my world (green, third from sun), the dominant species has TWO genders, and is called "humankind"

    If you are referring to Earth, the dominant lifeform is bacteria. Always has been, always will be. The history of life on Earth is the history of bacteria, with a small percentage of largely irrelevant multicellular organisms thrown in as a sidebar.

    Now, unless somebody wants to argue about what the politically-correct gender references for bacteria are, can we let this entire stupid thing drop? "Grammar Attacks" never convince anybody of anything, or solve anything. I commend to your attention Sun Tzu's work, The Art of War, which includes the advice "Take no action unless there is advantage to it."

  67. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you still think that I'm female, so we're equal at best. Asshole. And, based on your views expressed here, I still hope you lose that job, blueballs.

  68. Request for open NFS servers or ftp install by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How about turning the slackware site into an open NFS server or else adding FTP install to Slackware. Isn't it a little inconsistant to have Slack available only by FTP yet have only an NFS option for network installation?

    1. Re:Request for open NFS servers or ftp install by RFC959 · · Score: 1
      How about turning the slackware site into an open NFS server or else adding FTP install to Slackware. Isn't it a little inconsistant to have Slack available only by FTP yet have only an NFS option for network installation?
      No, it's not a good idea, and the current situation is not inconsistent. Why? Because NFS is slow. I mean SLOOOOOOW. Oh, it's not bad when you're doing NFS over one hop on 10Mbit Ethernet, but much beyond that, it can be pretty painful. For speed reasons, you're better off FTPing stuff to a local machine, then doing an NFS install from there, if you must do NFS installs. Furthermore, NFS has been the source of more than a few security holes, and I doubt they want to deal with the hassle of letting the entire world mount their partitions remotely. Plus, NFS installations would very likely take longer than people just sucking down the distribution via FTP, so it would add extra load to their network.
  69. Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
    What do you think you're doing? I was merely stating the obvious.

    You people are pathetic. Any time anybody disagrees with you or asks you to think, you throw a shrieking fit.
    Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? I disagreed with her^H^H^Hthat person and asked her^H^H^Hthem to think, and you jump in here whining. How original.

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    1. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? I disagreed with her^H^H^Hthat person and asked her^H^H^Hthem to think, and you jump in here whining. How original.

      Disagreed? Do your fellow klansmen disagree with Jesse Jackson? I would say rather that they hate him because he seeks justice in a bigoted society, the sort of society that misogynists like yourself have created.

      Guess what? White men won't be the majority much longer! Some day you'll be shot down by a Spanish-speaking lesbian vegan, and I'll just stand by laughing.

    2. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 0
      Okay. Now you're just being irrational. But then again, the common troller/flamer usually is. And it doesn't surprise me in the least that you're afraid to take responsibility for your comments by using your name/user id.

      If you must know, my fiancee is a half-Columbian French-speaking bisexual vegetarian, and I judge each person on their individual merits, which rates you pretty low in my book.

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    3. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He,Him,His When gender is unknown then proper english form is to default to the masculine. (Although the attitude of this wonderful person certainly eliminates the he and she from the whole he,she, or it question).

    4. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      my fiancee is a half-Columbian French-speaking bisexual vegetarian,

      Your fiancee is bisexual? Does that mean that you are a hermaphrodite? That's the fucking funniest thing I've heard all day. Pass her this message from me: N'encule plus cette con. Il avez s'embarrasser au Barrepointe au jour d'hui.

    5. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      Does that mean that you are a hermaphrodite?
      What does it matter what I am? You're the one who was flaming me as being a militant prejudicial type.

      That's the fucking funniest thing I've heard all day.
      This confirms my theory. Namely, that you are a sad, losing, pathetic little individual (Oops -- did I say individual? It's obvious you are a part of the hive-mind that is the essence of Trolls.) with a miserable existence.

      Try having a life sometime -- you might like it.

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    6. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What does it matter what I am?

      I'm sure that it matters to your beloved fictitious fiancee. Otherwise, she's either gonna have to give up pussy when she marries you, or screw around on you. I know which I'd do in her position . . . . . You're the one who was flaming me as being a militant prejudicial type.

      Was? I'm still here, aren't I, blueballs? I'm flaming you for wanting to keep women marginalised by your language, and for being arrogant enough not to admit you fucked up. And because I can. I'm having fun at this. Are you, dickwipe?

      This confirms my theory. Namely, that you are a sad, losing, pathetic little individual (Oops -- did I say individual? It's obvious you are a part of the hive-mind that is the essence of Trolls.) with a miserable existence.

      There's nothing miserable about my existence. Only today, someone told me about a dumbass loser who invented a fiancee for himself, and claimed that she was bisexual without stopping to think how ridiculous that made him look. I laughed until the tears ran down my cheeks.

    7. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would somebody make the nazi reference so we can declare this thread officially dead?

    8. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, heh, heh. Fifty one posts and counting.

      If you're part of the problem, you're probably not part of the solution.

    9. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      I invented nothing and didn't claim anything that wasn't true.

      And I'm not trying to "marginalise" anybody. I know someone who feels the same way I do about the PC-paranoid gender pedantry in today's language. In fact, I'm engaged to her.

      Otherwise, she's either gonna have to give up pussy when she marries you, or screw around on you.
      Who says she has to do either? (Besides you, genius.) Really, you claim to be so inclusive, yet take such a narrow view of things.

      Was? I'm still here, aren't I, blueballs?
      There's that language pedantry again, alway splitting hairs. If you're so dense not to realize a common construct when you see one...

      Okay. Let me explain it to you. I "was" referring to the flamage you had spewed up to that point. Although you raise a valid point; perhaps I should've used present tense. You just don't seem to stop.

      I'm flaming you for wanting to keep women marginalised by your language...
      See above. All I'm doing is using the proper constructs of a language of which you claim to be an expert.

      Mankind? Okay, let's not use that; let's try huMANity. Oops! PerSON. Uh-oh! WoMAN. FeMALE. Let's try 'peoplekind'. Or better yet, 'peoplity'. Yes, that'll work.

      and for being arrogant enough not to admit you fucked up. And because I can.
      If you can admit you fucked up, I've not seen evidence of it to this point.

      There's nothing miserable about my existence.
      The point was that if that was the funniest thing you've heard all day, then you don't get out much.
      Only today, someone told me about a dumbass loser who invented a fiancee for himself,
      I did nothing of the sort.
      and claimed that she was bisexual
      "Was". See your above rant.
      without stopping to think how ridiculous that made him look.
      I don't particularly care if I look ridiculous to you. And for someone that claims to be inclusive, you seem to be suspiciously close to making a statement to the effect that somebody who is involved with a person who happens to be bisexual is ridiculous. Or that the bisexual person is ridiculous.
      I laughed until the tears ran down my cheeks.
      Well, I'm certainly glad that I could bring some cheer to your existance. HAND.

      And to answer your question, yes, it's been fun. But I'm afraid that I won't be feeding your trolling after this post. But feel free to reply, because I know you want to. You're getting pretty predictable now, and I look forward to having a good laugh at your expense. So feel free; post away. If you don't try to have the last word, you'll at least try to draw this out. But I'm not going to brighten your day anymore.

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    10. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by ronfar · · Score: 2
      Almost anywone who is reading the stuff you've been writing (to the trolling Anonymous Coward) can't help but come away with the idea that you are a deranged person with no self-esteem.

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    11. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      Okay, why was this one post singled out? You think I'm lying.

      Well, I've got news for you moderators. You don't know me. If you must know, here's the scoop.

      Her mother is Columbian, her father is not, and she was born here in U.S. She speaks a little French because she took classes in high school. She's been vegetarian for about 9 years now. And that's pretty much it.

      Next time, think before you moderate. You didn't waste any of your precious points on the A.C., but you punish me because I'm not afraid to put my user id on what I write. And that somehow makes it wrong or off-topic moreso than the Anonymous Coward.

      I know what you're probably thinking. So go ahead and do it. At this point, I don't think too highly of your favorite site anymore.

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    12. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But feel free to reply, because I know you want to. You're getting pretty predictable now, and I look forward to having a good laugh at your expense.

      The only reason I'm replying is because I've just thought of the following remark: Your fictitious fiancee is bisexual. She will remain bisexual after marriage, according to you. She will be faithful to you after marriage (again, very much according to you). Therefore I deduce that you are a hermaphrodite.

      Since you're a hermaphrodite, I'm able to ask you with more than my usual heartfelt sincerity to go and fuck yourself.

    13. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Her mother is Columbian, her father is not, and she was born here in U.S. She speaks a little French because she took classes in high school. She's been vegetarian for about 9 years now. And that's pretty much it.

      Bisexual?

    14. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guess what? White men won't be the majority much longer! Some day you'll be shot down by a Spanish-speaking lesbian vegan, and I'll just stand by laughing.

      People like you have been pushing this sort of trendy anti-white hate as "diversity" for so long that it's going to bounce back on you (white women, that is) eventually.

      Actually, it already does - but the media for whatever reason won't report it. Women are gang-raped, beaten, killed, and everything else all the time but if a minority does it you never hear a peep about it from Brokaw.

      And when the whole country becomes one giant South Central, I guess you'll get to find out "the hard way" what being a hate crime target is all about.

      But thank DoG there won't be any of those evil white men around!

    15. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      Yes.

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    16. Re:Hypocritical idiot. by locutus074 · · Score: 1
      And the only reason I'm replying is to expand your horizons a little bit.

      Faithfulness doesn't necessarily mean sexual monogamy. Since we both like women, we plan to do a little swinging, menage-a-trois, etc. And to answer that question that I know is burning in your mind, I'm not opposed to a menage-a-trois with a male, either.

      Besides, even if not for the above, she still wouldn't necessarily be "screwing around on me" -- I've already told her that I don't consider her going after it with another woman to be cheating, even if I'm not there. Yes, I'm secure enough with myself that it doesn't bother me. No, I'm not secure enough that it wouldn't bother me if she went and screwed another man.

      Yes, we have limits. (No vaginal intercourse between parties other than the two of us during a menage-a-trois, for example.) But that doesn't mean that we're also not able to give each other some freedom.

      Another thing you failed to consider was polyamory. Since the ultimate reason why it hurts so much when someone is cheated on is not the sex but the lies and the breaking of trust, a polyandrist "screwing around" on their partner, while technically accurate, is a misnomer, insofar as the word is emotionally loaded.

      As for drawing inaccurate conclusions based on extremely narrow world views, I feel compelled to direct your insult right back at you.

      HAND.

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  70. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fince advice, but I have one for you -- "If you're part of the problem, you're not part of the solution". Are you really sure that bacteria have "history", btw? Do they teach it at little bacteria desks in their little bacteria schools? History began with Thucydides, and is almost entirely the story of white men killing people for not being sufficiently like themselves. White people -- a bigger plague than bacteria.

  71. If you had a job, you'd understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Shriek and stamp your little feet all you like. You're living a long, long way in the past.

    The punchline is that you're demanding exactly what you pretend I'm demanding: That people use inconvenient and foolish language in order to hide reality from poor tender little you. Aside from a few scattered rednecks and a few little boys with persecution complexes (and of course the Southern Baptists, who also think God will kill them if they get a blowjob), nobody these days uses the masculine gender to refer to women.

    Go bang your little bible somewhere else -- Kansas would be a good choice. Nobody else cares. Nobody else is interested. You're a walking history lesson, and a boring one at that.

    1. Re:If you had a job, you'd understand. by arnagorn · · Score: 1

      Hey,

      I know lots of people in Kansas (Born and raised there) and I don't know anyone who is that bigoted.

      to the Anonymous Coward who is crying out sexism:
      Use any "good, Collegiate" dictionary and you will find the roots of mankind are from latin, and does not refer specifaclly to the male species.

      Of course, this would be assuming that you're old enough to understand a Collegiate Level dictionary, so this post probably won't apply.

      Get a grip, Get a Clue, Grow up, 'nuff said

      My only $0.02

      Got Slak?

  72. Slackware is OK in my book. by ISPTech · · Score: 2

    Come on folks lets compare apples to apples.

    I use slackware at work. It freed me from my WinNT partition. I have used all of the RedHats up to 6.1 even seen Mandrake 7 more than once. I've installed FreeBSD & Corel Linux. Most of the time just to see what they decided to do differently. I have a partition on my HD at home that gets whatever new linux comes out just to see the differences. I always go back home to Slackware.

    It's easy to configure the scripts to make everything run the way you want it to. It doesn't come with RPM support out of the box, but rpm2tgz is a great program. Not only that. I personally prefer tar.gzipped files. I prefer to compile them and get a feel for the programmer who wrote the software.

    People that used slak 0.0.0.1 shouldn't compare the early versions to redhat 6.5 or any other current distro. I think Rob Malda still has his Slackware Rant on his web page that he had trouble with one of the early versions.

    ...and my last beef with the slack discussion is this: Where can you find a more helpful group of people that can fix just about anything Slackware related within 24 hrs, or at least make suggestions that point you in the right direction than http://www.slackware.com/forum They are a good group of guys (and gals) that know the distro well.

    I've never met Patrick Volkerding or any of the other crew involved with Slackware. Probably would ruin my image of them ;) (j/kidding) but I know their distro inside and out.

    Slackware 7 is right up there with the rest of the Linuces*. Try it, you'll see.

    * I think that's the plural.

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  73. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how our hosts argue which of them is more important. We can't help but laugh at this. You refer to yourselves as a lifeform? Give me a break. --anonymous mytochondrion

  74. I wish I could moderate this by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

    Even if this is from an AC I'd give you a point up on this one for the funny factor. Excellent! HAHAHAHahahahahha.....

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  75. Slackware.com spinoff IMHO (or, it ain't dmg) by connorbd · · Score: 1

    This ain't dmg, folks.

    Unlike many of you, I genuinely believe the real dmg isn't a troll, merely a non-geek who truly does not understand the open source culture. He seems like a fairly rational individual, clueless or misguided, but most likely not a troll.

    This guy? Troll. Whiner. Flamebaiter. Whatever. Ignore him, there's enough flamage

    Now, a comment or two about the Slackware spinoff to help the old /. karma rating...

    IMHO this is the Right Thing for Slackware, being spun off. I've always had my doubts about whether being under Walnut Creek's umbrella was the best thing for it anyway; after all, Walnut Creek's biggest focus has been FreeBSD. I don't know that that helps Slackware, since it's a bit like Microsoft sublicensing Darwin from Apple, tacking on DCOM and Win32, and releasing it as Win2K for Macintosh. Slackware is second-class to cdrom.com (anyone wishing to say otherwise should be directed to the fact that cdrom.com runs on FreeBSD).

    Spinning Slackware off will finally give it the strength to be a player again (face it, there's something nice about using the oldest still-extant distribution, but I use RedHat because it's better than my last Slack experience (v3.4)). I say more power to Volkerding &c. This situation can only help.

    /Brian

  76. Good idea by DonkPunch · · Score: 1

    I was about to suggest a picure of Bob Dobbs, but I like your idea better.

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  77. "dmg" is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dmg, or Dumb Marketing Guy, is a rather ingenius troll. His opinions aren't so far out that they can be considered blatent trolling. Interesting concept. Either way, he links to his posts in one of the sid= discussions, here, along with quite a few other trolls.

    Interesting way of trolling. But come on, "Why should the capitalist devil have all the best tunes ?" WTF is that supposed to mean?

    hugs and kisses

    ejs

  78. You've Got Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll. Plain and simple. Thanks, jsm.

    hugs and kisses,

    ejs

  79. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a life. Mankind does not just refer to men, it refers to all humans.

  80. Re:Perl hating is for retards. by number_six · · Score: 1

    Actually, I usually just telnet into the OS/2 boxes here at work to edit CVS labelling scripts. I use the vi editor to do so, as I can't bring up the OS/2 version of Emacs over the network. Every once in awhile I actually have to sit down and use the OS/2 box to move files around, but even then I usually use the OS/2 version of Midnight Commander.

    You're really just here to spew out flamebait, though, aren't you? Sorry if I'm not getting angry enough.

  81. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Arandir · · Score: 2

    Since time immemorial, or at least the time of Old English, "man" and "mankind" refer to all humans. This is the primary reason that the words "menkind" and "humen" do not exist. In fact, the *only* time "man" does not refer to a male human is when it is used to distiguish it from "woman".

    The word "human" is defined in my dictionary as "of, pertaining to, or characteristic of mankind". It also shows that it is derived from the latin "humanus", which gives a clue as to the origin of your hated "man".

    Stop trying to mold the English language to fit your narrow notions of political correctness.

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  82. Re:Now that they're going to be a seperate company by Lew+Pitcher · · Score: 1

    According to the Slackware website, the team consists of PV and three others. I'd say that they are doing pretty good so far; let's hope that this reorg doesn't disturb them.

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    "values of beta will give rise to dom!"

  83. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm curious. Why did you reply to this comment? Did you not see the whole huge thread above it? In which I successfully conducted several flamewars, then got bored, gave up, and admitted "you have been trolled", admitted I was a man and thought the thread was over. I'm hoping to improve my trolls, and this is market research. I just want to know what goes through the mind of someone who does this.

    jsm

  84. YHBT (again). YHL (again). HA shit D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ya know it

  85. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Arandir · · Score: 1

    From a distance I saw some huperoffsprings playing volleyball and I thought to myself, "that looks like fun!" But by the time I got there, they had taken down the net and walked off with the ball. But it's still a beach so I decided to dig around a bit looking for sandcrabs.

    So you tell me, you got bored, gave up and admitted you are a man, and thought the thread was over. So why did you come back? Just to see if someone else bit your hook?

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    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  86. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enforced equality....

    Pardon me for pointing this out, but I did not attend University for 6 years (BSEE/MSCS) to be equal. Equality is for weak minded gender feminists and homosexuals.

    In the future, confine your sexist, gender feminist, hate speech that masquerades as "the pedegogy of the oppressed" to the following forums:

    Gender feminist forums (slashdot is a technology discussion forum, not your personal enforced "equality" forum).

    Dyke bars, where I'm quite sure you're more than welcome.

    all other platforms that deny reality and attempt to mold all into an fascist rendition of "equality."

    All hyberbole and metaphor aside, what passes for "radical feminism" is fascism. It promotes chauvinism, censorship, maternalism, pseudo-anthropology, scapegoating, mystical identification with nature, tricked-up pseudo-pagan religosity, enforced uniformity of thought and even appearance.

    Come on gentlemen, let's relegate this hateful female to her rightful place: the dustbin.

    BTW - Slackware rocks!

  87. Re:About the Troll by ronfar · · Score: 2
    Obviously, we have an agent of the great and terrible Jehovah-1 here, attempting to undermine the work of the folks at Slackware.

    This agent by whom I mean the "feminist" Anonymous Coward, is what is referred to as a "pink boy", in the official Sub-Genius text. Therefore he is clearly, by definition, not female (see the "boy" part of the appelation) and therefore his ranting may be taken with a grain of salt.

    To "Pink Boy" the AC: I hope you will accept J.R. "Bob" Dobbs as your personal Lord and Savior, and leave your servitude to themightyandterribleJehovah1. Fnord.

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  88. Slackware does have a higher purpose! by ronfar · · Score: 2
    Slackware, unlike most of the other Linux distro's _does_ have a higher purpose. That purpose is to provide slack! As anyone who has read the sacred texts of the Church of the Subgenius knows, there is no higher purpose!

    As J.R. "Bob" Dobbs would say, "You'd pay to know what you really think." Nothing can be considered more idealistic than that.

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    All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
  89. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and now look where your Sun Tzu is now. DEAD

  90. Ayia! Perl-basher! Perl-basher! by Glytch · · Score: 1

    Now, I agree with you on all points, and would have stayed out of this little flamewar were it not for the fact you denigrate the glorious Perl! Aiya! It may not be a perfect language, but it's just so damn fun to use.

  91. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate"

  92. Slack; the distro that finally got me into Linux by Fweeky · · Score: 1

    After going though RedHat 5.1 and 5.2 when it was all just Black Magic, 6.0
    when it was just "argh", I was finally introduced to Slackware (by the time
    the 5th person told be to "get Slack 7!", I though I better do it :), and
    I finally just "clicked" with it and things started to make sense.

    It may not be the most advanced distro in the world as far as package
    systems etc come into it, but I think this is GOOD for new users; it reduces
    the "black magic" level and makes it easier to understand the system. The
    startup system is nice; SysV init isn't exactly friendly, especially to the
    new user; discovering how the init scripts worked was a major moment in my
    learning of Linux... despite being "non standard", I found it very KISS.

    Upgrading.. well, yes, that's a pain in the arse, and in the end I just
    installed Corel on my main desktop Linux box and turned it into Debian
    (yes, it is possible, it is easy (fix /etc/apt/sources.list, make a proper
    lilo config, apt-get update/dist-upgrade et voila :)).. apt, yum.

    Slack remains my second fave distro; I use it on my gateway and it performs
    flawlessly. Definately a nice distro to start on, and to keep going with if
    you are happy with the simple package system and fairly poor upgradability.

    One amusing quote from an ex RedHat 6 user I know who had switched to
    Slackware 7 was "I don't believe it, everything works! everything compiles!"

    My Slack 7 CD was the best £2 I ever spent :)

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  93. Re:Whoah Hupersonkind is STILL not good enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hupersonkind contains "son" -- so: huperchildkind.

  94. Silly me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dropped by tonight to read some news about Slackware - little did I know that I would have walk through the Valley of Burning Trolls!

    I think the Slack "spin off" is great! Trust me, the "core team" will continue to make Slack in the fine tradition it has established.

    There is a distinct difference between Incorperation and Commercialization - This is probably no more than a smart business move... and face it, this is business - and no where does it say that business has to be straight laced, uptight and profit driven... hell, look at who owns /.

    BTW: The third planet from the Sun, when viewed from a substantial distance, is BLUE! Sheeeesh

  95. congratulations by criticalrealist · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to Patrick Volkerding and everyone connected with Slackware. That's awesome. It's good to hear about good things happening to someone from the Fargo-Moorhead area. That's because I'm from that area myself. I hope the sure-to-be IPO rakes it in. Cha-ching!

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    I am not a lawyer.
  96. Re: what company pays you to write this drivel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gee, I can see it now... Boss: okay $NEW_NONTECHNICAL_HIRE , welcome to $LINUX_HATING_COMPANY! Your job is to write garbage posts on slashdot.org about anything inflammatory all day long. For doing this, you'll get paid 1/3 of what we pay our programmers. Any questions? no? Great! start posting garbage, then.

  97. Re:About the Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could I just ask what possessed you to reply to a troll at this stage of development? I'm doing some market reserach for my own trolling, and would like to understand what goes through the mind of a serial mark.

  98. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So why did you come back? Just to see if someone else bit your hook?

    Errr well yeah. What's your point?

  99. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Did it not cross your mind that this might have been a troll? I can forgive the first few victims, but you are given the very strong clue that there is a huge-ass thread above your post. What on earth were you thinking of? If I get some idea of what goes through the mind of a serial troll-feeder, I will probably be able to improve my trolling.

    Thanks in advance for your response.

  100. Re: what company pays you to write this drivel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do it for the sheer joy of pissing of arrogant, misogynistic assholes like you. What company pays you, for a job which is presumably far more prestigiopus than merely writing drivel, and why the fuck aren't you doing it?

  101. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think that an obviously Saxon word like "man" is Latin, and has anything to do with hands, then there's not very much hope for you. "Homo" is Latin for man. Homme, hombre, etc

  102. Re:Good for all MANkind? YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genesis 5:2 reads "He created them male and female and blessed them. And when they were created, he called them 'man'." I expect the anti-Christian flaming to start about now.

    It is quite clearly defined in any English dictionary that one of the meanings of "man" is "the human race". It is true that another meaning is "a male adult of the human race", but it is fact that "mankind" means "the whole general mish-mash of humans and their society".

    If you are that bitter about the use of the word "mankind" I advise you to chill out a bit. Focusing on imaginary and trivial issues like that will not help improve the sexism in the world, it will only give "those militant feminists" a worse reputation.

    Ooh - off-topic and (IMHO) insightful! What will the moderators do?! "(-1, Fool)"?

    ac.uk

  103. Re:Good for all MANkind? YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "He created them male and female and blessed them. And when they were created, he called them 'man'."

    If the Bible does indeed say that, it's the only English sentence in the entire book, so I think your self-assigned "fool" moderation would be appropriate. But enough of that, I have more important issues to discuss

    What possessed you to feed this obvious troll. And I know it is a troll, because I wrote it; it succeeded beyond my wildest dreams. Given that there's a huge thread above this, marking it out as a troll, why reply? I need to understand the psychology of compulsive troll-feeders, in order to improve my trolls.

    thank you

  104. The question plaguing us all by CentrX · · Score: 2

    Now, how many version numbers does this warrant?

    Chris Hagar

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    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
  105. MARREEY ME!1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FEMALE TROLLS ARES SO LEETO SKEETO!

    MAERRY ME THEN WE HAVE OPEN SOURCE BABIES!

  106. y0ur c0untry n33d5 j00 f0r 3l34t tr0lling sQu4d!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    m3 4nd m3y3 tr0ll cl4n h4v3 d3c1d3d t0 m4k3 j00 4 h0n3r4ry m3mb3r 0f 0uR 3l347 tr0ll1ng sQu4d!!! !!! !!! j00 g0t m4d tr0lling sk1lls l1ke us3n3t h00k3r!!! !!! !!! w3 w4nt j00 in 0ur squ4d of 3l34t tr0lls!!! !!! !!!t0g3th3R w3 c4n t4k3 sl4shd0t b3y3 st0rm!!! !!! !!!

    *uNf* *uNf* *uNf* *uNf* *uNf* *uNf* *uNf* *uNf*

  107. Re:Good for all MANkind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, couldn't resist the troll...
    According to babelfish, the English word hand translates to mano in Italian, and hand in German.
    The English word man translates to uomo in Italian and mann in German.
    Clearly the words man and hand are of Germanic origin. But the Latin stem man means hand.
    THIS IS THE SOURCE OF THE CONFUSION

  108. Re:y0ur c0untry n33d5 j00 f0r 3l34t tr0lling sQu4d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm .. sadly, I hate that alphanumeric shit, so my membership of your clan is likely to remain strictly honorary. Rather like Shirley Bassey's honorary membership of my gay sex club.

  109. YAT. IDNB. HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are Trolling, Sir. I did not Bite, Sir. Have a Nice Day, Sir. Fuck you very much.

  110. Excuse me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At Misogynosoft, the $ goes at the end of a Visual Basic variable, not the beginning. Use of Perl is punishable by being forced to twiddle the switches of Herr Gate's Altair to load his bootstrap code while you lick the toes of the boot to which the straps are attached.

  111. Re:Your man-stem in your hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have obbviously been furiusly lubricating it with vaseline, producing buttloads of DNA evadence.

  112. Nah, the comments are there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, the comments are there. The URL was just wrong. Here's the right one:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=t rolltalk