Slashnet Forum Chat Log
Quite a number of people have e-mailed me wondering about a log for Thursday night's chat. Well, the fine folks at Slashnet have put together a a HTML version and a text version. Again, thanks to all who participated - we hope to do it again soon.
the log didn't seem to be too interesting other than poop on lawns and somewhat senseless things like that. maybe it's the geek perspective; i'm not sure. i always thought of myself as a geek, but there are obviously differing degrees of geek. hopefully it'll be better next time...
There is such a thing as karma. Not slashdot karma, but in real life. What goes around comes around, and you'll get yours eventually. Think about it.
I watch the sea.
I saw it on TV.
No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?
You guys gang up on him. Isn't the point of Slashdot to let everyone have an opinion? I've read a few of his posts; there better than mine usually.
This really surprised me:
/. readers that Signal 11 is not an idiot. A karma whore? Sure, but I'm certain there are people who enjoy reading his comments occasionally. After all, they do get moderated up quite frequently (I suppose this is where you could argue that the moderation system is broken).
/. team really have bigger fish to fry. So what if Sig is a karma whore? There are much bigger problems in the moderation system and with trolls (although I don't think the moderation system is irrepairably broken).
/. doesn't want to move to that kind of moderation system in part because of pride. But pride shouldn't stand in the way of a better system.
CmdrTaco: Signal 11 is an idiot.
I think it's pretty clear to
CmdrTaco: I am not a corporate drone (despite what the conspiracy theorists think).
I think it's pretty clear that Rob is saying what he feels. But I think it's gotten to the point where it's unprofessional. Why attack one person with name-calling in a public forum? As others have said, Slashdot has entered the "big time" - much more so now with the aquisition by Andover. I think one thing that needs to stop is the unprofessional behavior by some of the Slashdot staff. Calling your posters idiots or interjecting unfounded opinions while reporting a news story is truly a black eye on this forum.
I'm not trying to defend Signal 11, I'm just saying that CmdrTaco and the
Since I don't want to be one of those people who complains about a problem but doesn't offer a solution, I'll say this: I think Kuro5hin's moderation system is pretty good. Instead of me giving a comment an extra point with a +1 moderation, I'd like to be able to say, "this comment deserves a +3." I do get the feeling, though, that
-- "Complacency is a far more dangerous attitude than outrage." -Naomi Littlebear
At the begining of it Taco said that the goal of the forum was to update the FAQ! /. works (logging, etc)
From reading the logs (well skimming through before I goto work) it doesn't seem that goal was met too well.
Most of the questions are either about:
Opinions on things (napster, etc)
Questions about how
Complaints
Maybe in the future you guys should ask for questions a day early, let them get moderated around a little, and choose ones that would fulfill your goal.
Still though, thanks a lot for doing this, I appreciated it =)
I didn't mean your company, I meant the term, propaganda, as in the incredibly one-sided advertisements made primarily to sway opinions and maintain loyalty.
"Ancillary does not mean you get to rule the world." --U.S. Circuit Judge Harry Edwards, speaking to the FCC's lawyer
Heh..Go get another cup of coffee, you completely missed my attempt at humor.
Bowie J. Poag
Bowie J. Poag
The questions wern't moderated by the slashdot staff, they were handled by the slashnet crew, only the best made it through to the forum, as over 1000 questions were submited.
Couldn't they put the questions and answers in different colors? pshy.
That's like slipping the dagger into your own chest. Sure, no one would abuse that, but no one would want to even use it, either.
"Ancillary does not mean you get to rule the world." --U.S. Circuit Judge Harry Edwards, speaking to the FCC's lawyer
WHat I actually wanted to emphasize was the line Stories about Slashdot on Slashdot bore me. by Rob. It somehow got lost...
I strongly believe that trying to be clever is detrimental to your health. -- Linus Torvalds
Where can I see this famous CT vs. S11 slapfest IRC log? It sounds like some jolly campfire reading.
I've had an epiffinay.. what if the so-called 'trolls' are nothing more then users who don't have the experience/knowledge that we do, and therefore have to ask questions/post comments that, to us, appear to be nothing more then an attempt to goad us into an argument, but for them is a legitimate comment?
Or, maybe they're just this guy. =)
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CitizenC
not to mention their join/part floods, abusive wallops and other things, there was something like a 1/20 troll/ok person ratio in the channel.
I'm probably using and enjoying some of his tiles and graphics, but Jesus, that Poag guy is one ugly motherfucker.
"I keep looking in the want-ads under 'revolutionary' but there don't seem to be any listings.. "
Though I'm not exactly sure why CmdrTaco and company dislike Signal 11 now, Signal 11 personifies everything that is wrong with slashdot. He was the most effective and the most vocal personality for, what I call, the slashdot junior crowd. Everything he said was a targeted populism, designed to strike a cord with this crowd. To see that sort of idiocy, the lack of questioning, elevated as "journalism" really turns me (and i'm sure many others) off. It's not that I can't tolerate idiots--I know there will always be plenty of them out there. But to see it gain acceptance, to see everything being painted in broad strokes of black and white, and to see it be swallowed by a significant majority sickens me.
n ts). Slashdot knows on some level that they risk alienating this crowd, and this crowd is exclusively what slashdot has managed to capitalize on. Thus they will continue to insure that the flames are fanned, even if they could design effective moderation.
That being said, I sincerely doubt this is the reason why slashdot dislikes him now. In fact, the longer I stay here, the more it becomes apparent to me that this style of slashdot is what they love. Whether they admit it, or not, I know they profit from the lack of balanced and reasonable discussion. While an effective moderation system that could attain both balance and reason would be worthwhile, I don't believe it could ever draw the kinds of crowds that slashdot does, or can. Put simply, people don't come here for balanced journalism; they come here to argue and/or bitch. Balanced journalism is never going to draw people the way it does now, where they hit reload and literally spend hours a day here.
Slashdot is basically a necessarily niche product/service. It draws a certain audience, its loyal reloading 24-7 audience, in alarming proportions (i.e., young/techie/sub-professional/passionate/malconte
It's a real shame too. Although I'm skeptical, if any open system could ever attain real journalistic quality, the potential benefits of anything even approaching that are too great to ignore. Slashdot, the one place that has the visibility and credibility (misplaced though it may be), refuses to make a real effort towards that goal. My hope is that a significant percentage of the audience grows tired of this routine, and demands a more mature discussion....
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That which does not kill me only makes me whinier
Thank You.
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[22:59] <TheReverand> yeah
[22:59] <TheReverand> hell yeah
[22:59] ùíù mode/#trolls [+v CmdrTaco] by ater
[22:59] <CmdrTaco> not done yet
[22:59] <CmdrTaco> gimme a bit.
[22:59] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> TACO!!!
[22:59] <TheReverand> that's coolk
[22:59] <Trollmastah> Hey bud, Nice Job, Thanks
[22:59] <Trollmastah> See I told you we'd be good.
[23:00] <Trollmastah> See if We can get Jeff for a few
minutes
[23:00] <ater> yeah that would 0wn
[23:01] <ater> brb
[23:01] <Trollmastah> osm, You still in Kansas?
[23:01] ùíù SignOff ater: #trolls (Quit: Leaving)
[23:01] <CmdrTaco> jeff needs to go to bed.
[23:01] <osm> missouri, actually
[23:01] <CmdrTaco> he has a kid and shit
[23:01] <Trollmastah> Thanks Rob, That was pretty good
[23:02] <timothy> I think he'd be a fun dad.
[23:02] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> heh
[23:02] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> wow
[23:02] <Trollmastah> His Mrs. Is pregnant? How'd that
happen??
[23:02] ùíù ater [ater@cloaked.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net] has
joined #trolls
[23:03] <timothy> I think I'd be a fun dad, too.
[23:03] ùíù mode/#trolls [+o ater] by OOG_THE_CAVEMAN
[23:03] <osm> my boss's wife recently had a baby who she is
breastfeeding.
[23:03] <Trollmastah> How old are you?? I'm a dad 4 times
over
[23:03] <osm> i saw it puke up mother's milk yesterday
[23:03] <Trollmastah> Yuk
[23:03] <osm> i have been turned off kids forever
[23:03] <ater> wow
[23:04] <Trollmastah> How did it taste?
[23:04] <ater> im still a friggin kid
[23:04] <osm> that was emotionally scarring
[23:04] <em> ouch, just got out of #forum... heheh
[23:04] <Trollmastah> I think you were pretty scarred
already
[23:04] <osm> you're probably right.
[23:04] <AOC> so taco, how many emails / day do you get
complaining about trolls?
[23:05] <CmdrTaco> not that many.
[23:05] <timothy> breastfeeding is amazing.
[23:05] <Trollmastah> Your pretty good about responding to
ours.
[23:05] <CmdrTaco> most email just says "Slashdot is broken"
[23:05] <ater> yeah
[23:05] <CmdrTaco> and they use the acts of a dozen trolls
as proof.
[23:06] <TheReverand> heh
[23:06] <Trollmastah> But it's not. Don't they get it. It's
worknig just fine. Don't fic it if it isnt broken
[23:06] <CmdrTaco> I don't mind some of trolls. Some of them
are uncool.
[23:06] <osm> timothy: you just have to see that mucousy
white fluid one time... it'll make your spine crawl.
[23:06] <em> well, it's working better now with the cap,
IMHO...
[23:06] <AOC> jesus, it's like bnet's channel=trade over in
#forum
[23:06] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> yeah i seriously dont have an
issue with it
[23:06] <CmdrTaco> Like the ones that post hundreds of
comments.
[23:06] <TheReverand> So taco what was up with michael
today? That was really not cool
[23:06] <Trollmastah> Sorry
[23:06] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> i just like trolling
[23:07] <Trollmastah> Good thread today all in all though.
Quite spirited
[23:07] <TheReverand> Yeah I had a blast
[23:07] <timothy> I dunno, I think he was speaking honestly.
There are a lot of destructive posts, the equivalent of
earpoking, my new favorite analogy.
[23:07] <TheReverand> heh
[23:07] <timothy> Look
[23:07] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> well
[23:07] <Trollmastah> Rob, Who was the first Bitchslap? Was
it a bot we never heard about?
[23:07] <em> but he was addressing it at the wrong people...
[23:08] <timothy> when I walk around a town with kids, I
tell them funny stories, most of which aren't true.
[23:08] <timothy> That's trolling, maybe, in the idealized,
"just another voice sense."
[23:08] <OOG_THE_CAVEMAN> yeah, i dont think he should have
called that random poster a troll
[23:08] <CmdrTaco> only a couple dozen folks were ever bitch
slapped.
[23:08] ð ater/#trolls coughs at osm
[23:08] <TheReverand> Seriously, 99% of the stuff I post I
really believe, it is just considered trolling around here
[23:08] <CmdrTaco> conspiracy theorists just used it as
their random complaint.
[23:08] <timothy> If I told them pornographic stories, threw
a few down manholes, and got some lost on purpose just to
make them cry, that's the usual trolling reality.
[23:08] <ater> yeah
[23:08] <TheReverand> I am NOT slashdot correct
[23:09] <Trollmastah> Does that include some of our doubles?
*Grin*
[23:09] <osm> thanks, ater... i'm proud of my bitchslapping
[23:09] <em> same for me...
[23:09] <ater> all my Emerson Willowick stuff is just a
scary bigot version of myself
[23:09] <em> yup. me too
[23:09] <CmdrTaco> we know who is doubles.
[23:09] <Trollmastah> Me Too! Sort of a -two crew.
[23:09] <CmdrTaco> thats the sad thing.
[23:09] <ater> yeah i guessed
[23:09] <CmdrTaco> you guys are a lot less numerous then you
pretend to be.
[23:09] <em> Estanislao is me, but with a huge ego and no
compassion
[23:09] <TheReverand> ha
[23:09] <timothy> I am probably the most likely of the
slashdot authors (well, cliff and me both) to defent MS on
certain points
flamebait.
[23:09] <CmdrTaco> thats the thing that makes it so
frustering.
[23:09] <Trollmastah> Yeah, but in the long run ""It's all
good"
[23:10] <ater> why so
[23:10] <CmdrTaco> if 25 people shut up, trolling Slashdot
would be virtually non existant.
[23:10] <Trollmastah> Yup
[23:10] <ater> fair
[23:10] <TheReverand> Hey Taco, any doubles WE don't know
about ?
[23:10] <AOC> which would be a shame, in my opinion
[23:10] <CmdrTaco> I could work 8 hour days.
[23:10] <Trollmastah> Actually it's more like 12
[23:10] <CmdrTaco> I would get 1/2 the flame.
[23:10] <CmdrTaco> I could take a day off occasionally.
[23:10] <ater> hm
[23:10] <CmdrTaco> maybe see my girlfriend.
[23:11] <TheReverand> Yeah but you drive a BMW
[23:11] <timothy> speaking of day off, have a good tomorrow.
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> not have sore wrists 3 out of 5 days.
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> a *leased* BMW
[23:11] <Trollmastah> You don't get real flame from us do
you? Most of our correspondence with you has been very on
the level.
[23:11] <TheReverand> heh
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> I don't get flame *from* you.
[23:11] <TheReverand> about us I think
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> I get flame because slashdots moderation
system is evil and corrupt.
[23:11] <Trollmastah> I get it.
[23:11] <ater> i honestly think most of the vocal people
would always be finding some shit to complain about
[23:11] <timothy> keybaords don't hurt wrists
trackballs hurt wrists.
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> and about 25 people are the whole reason.
[23:11] <AOC> do away with moderation then
[23:11] <CmdrTaco> oh yeah, that'd help.
[23:11] <timothy> CmdrTaco: on your special chair keyboard,
what is the pointing device?
[23:12] <CmdrTaco> I don't have that anymore, but it was a
touch pad.
[23:12] <osm> have you bitchslapped all of the 25?
[23:12] <CmdrTaco> nah.
[23:12] <ater> just you osm
[23:12] <CmdrTaco> I bet only like 5 non-bots were ever
bitchslapped.
[23:12] <CmdrTaco> maybe 10.
[23:12] <ater> think of it as a gift to natalie
[23:12] <TheReverand> Slashdot-Terminal!!!
[23:12] <AOC> true... trolling maybe an easy route for the
whiners to take, but it wouldn't stop there... there's
always another siggy
[23:12] <Trollmastah> Complaining. what a bunch u\of
professional victims. Those guys have nothing better to do
thankn complan\in about the forum.
[23:12] <CmdrTaco> thats the sad part.
[23:12] <osm> maybe you should... i think it's fair.
[23:12] <em> osm, kp,
[23:12] <osm> i'm perfectly happy posting at -1
[23:12] <ater> pbg
[23:12] <ater> syringe
[23:12] <TheReverand> ttm
[23:13] <em> but pbg and syring are bots, right?
[23:13] <Trollmastah> Your management of siggy was great.
[23:13] <ater> basically
[23:13] <CmdrTaco> several of those were bots.
[23:13] <AOC> and your management of vlad was great
[23:13] <CmdrTaco> I don't even remember these guys.
[23:13] <em> except for when you had to take back the "no
code for one person" bit...
[23:13] <Trollmastah> me
[23:13] <ater> well aside from oog
[23:13] <CmdrTaco> thats the thing, I don't keep track.
Usually I don't even read names.
[23:13] <ater> if i did most of my posts as normally how i
felt
[23:13] <osm> signal 11... god, i wish i'd flamed him more.
[23:13] <CmdrTaco> I just read the comments from a single
person.
[23:13] <ater> id still be branded a troll
[23:14] <ater> and im sure the same goes for the rest of us
here
[23:14] <timothy> signal11 did send in some good posts
sometimes. But he also acted rudely, far more often.
[23:14] <Trollmastah> He shot me a \note, you got to him
pretty good.
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> go after him on k5.
[23:14] <CmdrTaco>
[23:14] <TheReverand> same here
[23:14] <osm> i wish i could
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> He's a self righteous twit.
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> He thinks he's *so* important.
[23:14] <Trollmastah> You have a mean streak
[23:14] <em> the problem with siggy is he had so much karma
he could just do mental diarrhea...
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> It only rears its head once in a great
while.
[23:14] <CmdrTaco>
[23:14] <ater> heh
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> I'm very huggable
[23:14] <osm> i didn't realize how much so til i read his
little farewell speech... what an ass.
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> but sig11 pushed me to far.
[23:14] <Trollmastah> What happened to the fastdoc account?
[23:14] <timothy> why does that phrase keep coming up?!
[23:14] <CmdrTaco> he wrote me email like that all the time.
[23:15] <CmdrTaco> he was a pest.
[23:15] <CmdrTaco> he bitched about me every chance he got.
he thought he was so important to me.
[23:15] <timothy> ("I'm very huggable"?)
[23:15] <CmdrTaco> so I told him off.
[23:15] <AOC> fascdotkilledmypr started back around the same
time as MEEPT
[23:15] <ater> yeah i heard some fascdot references on
#forum but didnt see them
[23:15] <Trollmastah> Tim, not here dude.
[23:15] <ater> was fascdot a joke account too
[23:15] <AOC> no
[23:16] <Trollmastah> Sure it was
[23:16] <ater> so that guy really was a prick
[23:16] <TheReverand> Who's Joke was it?
[23:16] <TheReverand> That's the Question
[23:16] <AOC> if I recall correctly, he had a bunch of
"SlashdotSucksMyNuts" accounts and spammed all over the
place with them
[23:16] <Trollmastah> Rob, Did you really think the
Trollmastah account was a bot? That's flattering in sick
sort of way.
[23:16] <ater> ahh back before my times
[23:16] <ater> im a friggin youngin
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> I don't usually attach nicknames to
posters.
[23:17] <TheReverand> AOC that was me as "fascdot licks mah
ba" and IO only folwed him around
[23:17] <ater> lol i remember that
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> I don't think "I think user Bob is a
Troll"
[23:17] <AOC> no, this was before he showed up as fascdot
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> I find a user who is a bot.
[23:17] <TheReverand> aah
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> then I look.
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> I usually don't even check who it is.
[23:17] <CmdrTaco> thats the thing.
[23:17] <ater> aside from the spammers i dont see how trolls
could be a problem here
[23:18] <timothy> there's no policy against multi accounts,
right?
[23:18] <Trollmastah> Cool. I saw that on your K5 thread
with Siggy and got a kick out of it/
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> Folks think that I had "User Y" and user
Y gets a stick up his ass. Then he bitches. But I've never
*heard* of user Y.
[23:18] <ater> oh
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> Multi-accounts are fine as long as they
aren't abused.
[23:18] -Global(services@services.slashnet.org)- A log of
the Slashdot forum can be obtained from
http://www.slashnet.org/forums/Slashdot-05Oct00
[23:18] <Trollmastah> Did you post that troll on the 10
grams sid?
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> if I see script behavior, they get
banned.
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> yeah.
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> I did
[23:18] <TheReverand> HA
[23:18] <CmdrTaco> suckers
[23:18] <ater> cool
[23:18] <TheReverand> THat RULED
[23:18] <TheReverand> It was all over the mailing list
[23:18] <AOC> that was excellent indeed
[23:19] <TheReverand> for about a week
[23:19] <Trollmastah> Thought so. Very funny, you had us
goin' for a while.
[23:19] <CmdrTaco> I got tons of mail from people who
thought it was real.
[23:19] <ater> i cant believe people fell for it
[23:19] <CmdrTaco> "You should know that someone haxx0red
you"
[23:19] <Trollmastah> I did
[23:19] <CmdrTaco> it was great.
[23:19] ð CmdrTaco/#trolls is the king of trolls.
[23:19] <ater> heh
[23:19] <Trollmastah> LMAO! Yup
[23:19] <ater> he's one of us
[23:19] <CmdrTaco> the difference is I doing once every
couple months instead of 100 comments per day.
[23:19] <timothy> I have a separate account because
sometimes I want to say something that is eitherless
diplomatic
associated only witth previous posts made by a particular
account.
[23:19] <AOC> we have more free time
[23:20] <ater> oh yes
[23:20] <Trollmastah> WaNNA BE ADDED TO THE MAILING LIST?
.. uMM eRRN nEVERMIND
[23:20] <CmdrTaco> I'd have more if you shut up a little.
[23:20] <Trollmastah> Understood
[23:20] <CmdrTaco> 25 people suck hundreds of hours of my
life.
[23:20] <ater> what exactly do you mean though... like spam,
offtopic shit, or Jon Erikson type trolls
[23:20] <timothy> I wonder if there are full-time trolls for
things like forums on the MS site, etc
[23:21] <TheReverand> I don't know I don't think that's
really fair, If people didn't know we were trolling they
wouldn't complain
[23:21] <osm> that's an idea, timothy!
[23:21] <timothy> ZDNet?
[23:21] <CmdrTaco> I WANT TO PRACTICE MY POWER CHORDS!
[23:21] <Trollmastah> What about the legal meta troll? Did
we have you going or just enable spam?
[23:21] <ater> the first 2 are things i try to limit from
time to time (except for OOG shit)
[23:21] <timothy> play Sweet Jane
[23:21] <TheReverand> I don't have time for this idiots"
[23:21] <ater> but if you mean like RWM trolls and stuff
like that i think its more an issue with the users
[23:21] <CmdrTaco> I don't typically fall for trolls.
[23:21] <timothy> I want to spend my free time with the
beautiful girls at the library who I can't even talk to
[23:21] <AOC> If people aren't complaining about trolls,
they'd be complaining about something else
[23:21] <CmdrTaco> but other people do, and they email me
and bitch.
[23:22] <CmdrTaco> like the troll that was 'Slashdot banned
me'
[23:22] <TheReverand> CmdrTaco YOu want some guitar lessons?
Nex Time I'm in Grand Rapids
[23:22] <Trollmastah> Not the effect we were looking for.
[23:22] <CmdrTaco> the cease and desist one.
[23:22] ð CmdrTaco/#trolls loves lessons.
[23:22] <ater> you mean the osm thing, heh
[23:22] <ater> ?
[23:22] <TheReverand> Give me some karma
[23:22] <osm> teehee
[23:22] <TheReverand> heh
[23:22] <CmdrTaco> I got hundreds of emails from angry
people.
[23:22] <AOC> you need an automated responder, rob: "YHBT
YHL HAND"
[23:22] <Trollmastah> Would you be interested in seeing the
troll demographics? We have 'em arround here somewhaere
[23:22] <CmdrTaco> "YOU FUCKING SUCK! HOW DARE YOU! YOU
HYPOCRIT!"
[23:22] <em> http://www.io.com/~zikzak/troll_thesis.html
[23:22] <osm> sorry about that man... i really didn't expect
it would get that much of a response.
[23:22] <TheReverand> ttm which demo's you talking about?
[23:23] <CmdrTaco> you have any idea how much shit that put
me through?
[23:23] <TheReverand> heh
[23:23] <CmdrTaco> I'm just a guy here, nobody deserves
that.
[23:23] <timothy> em - you in Austin?
[23:23] <ater> CmdrTaco: how bout the more usual stuff, like
Jon Erikson, Estanislao Martinez, Emerson Wilowick, etc?
[23:23] <em> no
[23:23] <em> timothy: no
[23:23] <CmdrTaco> I don't know nicks.
[23:23] <CmdrTaco> unless they look like bots, I don't care.
[23:23] <em> timothy: that was ZikZak
[23:23] <ater> CmdrTaco: ok, well im referring to the
"extremist" type trolls
[23:23] <timothy> em - ok, I just see the io link, and
they're in Tx, right.
[23:23] <CmdrTaco> I don't know them by name.
[23:23] <Trollmastah> The generic ones with
age/location/married etc. the list we started when we
started the mail list
[23:23] <em> yep
[23:23] <timothy> I was timothy@io.com for a bit
[23:24] <TheReverand> troll aha
[23:24] <TheReverand> I have that list
[23:24] <ater> the classic definition of troll if you will,
like posting flamebait
[23:24] <CmdrTaco> I don't care about the flamebait so much.
[23:24] <Trollmastah> It'd even tha playing field a little.
[23:24] <CmdrTaco> I care about intentionally lying to cause
someone else shit.
[23:24] <CmdrTaco> "Slashdot Did Lie X"
[23:24] <ater> ahh
[23:24] <CmdrTaco> thats the worst.
[23:24] <ater> i can understand that, i just avoid that shit
[23:24] <CmdrTaco> Or liable/slander stuffs.
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> like the bot posting Kathleen's home
phone number.
[23:25] <Trollmastah> It was all in fun, just got a little
out of hand
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> You know you can go to
I wasn't a good person.
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> not a joke.
[23:25] <osm> i don't think anyone here would do that
[23:25] <TheReverand> To be fair though, we only planned
that lawsuiot thing once, and we never actually named names
[23:25] ð timothy/#trolls is going to watch some TV now and
post from the couch.
[23:25] <ater> i was thinking of doing an "OOG_THE_CAVEMAN
gets sued my the producers of the Super Mario Brothers
cartoon" thing
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> you cna have the fucking FBI in your
house.
[23:25] <Trollmastah> The legal got out of hand, the phone
number was not us. We dont play like that
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> its *scary*
[23:25] <osm> i was getting death threats myself for a while
[23:25] <TheReverand> none of us would post personal info
that's just wrong
[23:25] <CmdrTaco> the phone number was syringe.
[23:25] <ater> yeah were good little trolls
[23:26] <AOC> goddam syringe
[23:26] <ater> ugh
[23:26] <timothy> someone post *my* girlfriend's number,
that's OK.
[23:26] <Trollmastah> Honestly, this is fun for us, we would
never intentionally screw with someone like that.
[23:26] <TheReverand> ha
[23:26] <osm> WE get screwed with like that.
[23:26] <CmdrTaco> I just wish you'd do it... less
[23:26] <TheReverand> Well we also wish you would have
posted Natalies Birthday!
[23:26] <CmdrTaco> the thing is that the slashdot moderation
system works really well.
[23:26] <Trollmastah> My wife posted my grlfriends number.
That sucked.
[23:27] <CmdrTaco> fuck natalies birthday.
[23:27] <CmdrTaco> that was retarted.
[23:27] <ater> damn
[23:27] <AOC> son of a bitch!
[23:27] <ater> we have married trolls?
[23:27] <osm> retarted?
[23:27] <osm> what does that mean?
[23:27] <ater> heh
[23:27] ð em/#trolls ducks
[23:27] <TheReverand> lol
[23:27] ð timothy/#trolls says goodnight to you all
[23:27] <ater> cya timothy
[23:27] ùíù timothy [~timothy@cloaked.dialup.mindspring.com]
has left #trolls []
[23:27] <em> night
[23:27] <CmdrTaco> but 25 or so users represent 75% of the
"Brokenness" in it.
[23:27] <osm> later, timothy
[23:27] <AOC> TIMMMMAH!
[23:27] <ater> hm
[23:27] <Trollmastah> Don't fuck with moderation, it does
work well. I say remove the cap. Part of the draw is the
gamesmanship.
[23:27] <em> nah, leave the cap op
[23:27] <em> nah, leave the cap on
[23:28] <TheReverand> Well have you seen the Fantasy Karma
Whore Game?
[23:28] <ater> in fairness id say that the trolls get lumped
with the troublemakers
[23:28] <Trollmastah> Ater, Dude, I'm 41, 4 kids adn a dog.
My life is over.
[23:28] <CmdrTaco> the cap works.
[23:28] <em> rev, you're just self-promoting right? you're
winning it
[23:28] <em>
[23:28] <CmdrTaco> wait till you see the next generation of
anti whoring code
[23:28] <TheReverand> em exactly
[23:28] <ater> i dont think ive seen rev, spiralx, and em do
something wrong
[23:28] <osm> lol, ttm
[23:28] <ater> Trollmastah: holy shit
[23:28] <ater> im just a 17 year old with no life
[23:28] <TheReverand> I find it hard to believe thast
everything PB says is so damned insightful
[23:29] <Trollmastah> PB LOL
[23:29] <em> he's user #1020, he's got 4-digit insights
[23:29] <TheReverand> or carnage4life
[23:29] <TheReverand> exactly
[23:29] <ater> heh
[23:29] <TheReverand> it's a game
[23:29] <TheReverand> Hell my astroturfin ass can stay at +2
all the damn time
[23:30] <ater> i found the best way to troll slashdot is to
post anything conservative
[23:30] <Trollmastah> It is a game. And trolling is just a
twist. Even the bitchslap was just another volly. Ag good
one too I might add. But it keeps us coming back.
[23:30] <AOC> taco voting for gore should provide some good
material
[23:30] <ater> dont vote gore, vote OOG!
[23:30] <Trollmastah> Go OOG go
[23:30] <ater> hellz yeah
[23:31] <ater> OOGs accepting the nomination tomorrow
[23:31] <TheReverand> I hope we don't all wake up
bitchslapped tomorrow morning
[23:31] <Trollmastah> Seriously Rob, Thanks for being so
sporting. We know you get spammed with crap, and we
understand. You've got a cool thing going here.
[23:31] <ater> true
[23:32] <TheReverand> Yeah and feel free to send all flames
you get about us to me
[23:32] <Trollmastah> Where's james Tonight? Changing Jobs
again?
[23:32] <ater> glad youre being a good guy about it
[23:32] <CmdrTaco> I just want you guys to understand
something.
[23:32] <Trollmastah> What?
[23:32] <CmdrTaco> You guys have caused me more shit then
any other thousand slashdot readers.
[23:32] <em> actually, send them to
k22320inchfan@methlab.nothing.org
[23:32] <TheReverand> there you go
[23:32] <CmdrTaco> I'm a human being and you're making my
life shittier.
[23:33] <AOC> there's a thousand trolls?
[23:33] <CmdrTaco> So at least be clever.
[23:33] <TheReverand> no AOC you idiot
[23:33] <CmdrTaco> Don't post fucking lame crap.
[23:33] <ater> if ive caused anything, then my aplogies
[23:33] <CmdrTaco> Don't post so often.
[23:33] <CmdrTaco> 1/2 the trolling, twice the brains.
[23:33] <Trollmastah> Not intended, we don't want to fsck up
you life, again it's just in fun. We'll try to be more
suble.
[23:33] <CmdrTaco> You'd make my life a helluva lot easier.
[23:33] <TheReverand> Hey I never even get up to 50 posts in
my history
[23:33] <ater> all right, but I am going through with oog
for president before i retire him
[23:34] <em> I'm in retirement myself...
[23:34] <ater> yeah im too lazy to get 50 posts
[23:34] <TheReverand> same here
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> oog is so lame.
[23:34] <TheReverand> It's more of just a reading kind of
thing now
[23:34] <TheReverand> NOOOOOOO
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> thats the worst of them.
[23:34] <Trollmastah> I only post about twice a week.
Although I used to post a little bit more
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> creativeity of a chimp.
[23:34] <osm> i have a job in the mortgage business, i can't
post as much
[23:34] <ater> heh i agree
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> used to post fucking way to much.
[23:34] <ater> im wondering how the fuck people liked it
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> oog is like a poop joke.
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> 3rd graders could do it.
[23:34] <ater> yes
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> thats the lamest kind of troll.
[23:34] <CmdrTaco> its not a troll, its spam.
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> its being a pest just to be a pest.
[23:35] <AOC> but "BREAK HEAD WITH OPENSOURCE CD" is just...
classy
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> *so* lame.
[23:35] <Trollmastah> Just for reference are you interested
in what we actually do for a living?
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> understand that I get email once a week
that says
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> "Accounts like Ooog are proof that
Slashdot doesn't work"
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> think about that when you do lame trolls.
[23:35] <ater> the funny thing is oog got whored up to 70
karma
[23:35] <AOC> andover needs to hire you an email secretary
[23:35] <ater> k
[23:35] <CmdrTaco> "You should ban oogs IP"
[23:36] <Trollmastah> We know the differene between spam and
trolling.
[23:36] <ater> ok fair enough
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> I have a guy who may become my email
secretary.
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> he's gonna be tech support.
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> but he may start reading
malda@slashdot.org
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> that makes me cry.
[23:36] <ater> i wanna do one last thing and then oog's
retiring
[23:36] <Trollmastah> Vote OOG!!
[23:36] <ater> i havent used him in months anyway
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> You fuckers stole my email address.
[23:36] <CmdrTaco> bitches!
[23:36] ð CmdrTaco/#trolls grins.
[23:36] <Trollmastah> Huh?
[23:37] <CmdrTaco> because of crap like you, I can't even
read my own email without help!
[23:37] <TheReverand> heh
[23:37] ð CmdrTaco/#trolls sighs.
[23:37] <AOC> "Trolling makes baby Jesus^H^H^H^H^HRob cry"
[23:37] <CmdrTaco> Jesus does NOT have wheels ralph.
[23:37] <TheReverand> I want Cmdr on the mailing list
[23:37] <osm> yes
[23:37] <osm> join our mailing list, rob
[23:37] <CmdrTaco> enough for tonight.
[23:37] <CmdrTaco> tired.
[23:37] <Trollmastah> Would you participate?
[23:37] <CmdrTaco> 16 hours without a break.
[23:37] <ater> all right, perhaps we could continue this
some other time
[23:38] <CmdrTaco> I don't want to be on another list.
[23:38] <CmdrTaco> to much email already.
[23:38] <osm> we don't want you on it anyway
[23:38] <CmdrTaco> I already have a hundred lines of
filters.
[23:38] <Trollmastah> Agreed. Thanks Rob. And We heard what
you said.
[23:38] <ater> thanks for your time, ill take your advice
into consideration
[23:38] <CmdrTaco> right
[23:38] <CmdrTaco> sure ya will
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i like german girls. and nannies.
I'm not sure who gave you the impressions that we are ZD-Net, or C|net. We've NEVER EVER said that we are - and never will. I'm biased, and proud of it. We're here so that you can think on your own, and make your own decisions.
And we're also human - so when someone like Sig11 pushes us too far, we respond.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
Uh...since selling your ID is illegal under the DMCA (I don't agree with it, but it is), I doubt it.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
I was a bit tired that night - and distracted. I'm hoping we do it again more often, and we can more sides of things.
Rob and I have different personalties - that's why we work so well together. But Rob also has to deal with more stress of things, so I think that he gets a little more stressed out about things. And he's pretty much always like that.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
I was there "listening" to what was being said. What I got out of the chat was this:
CmdrTaco and Hemos like doing what they are doing but are sick of getting bashed at every turn. Well while I don't think they should be bashed as much as they are, I see where it comes from. Slashdot has changed from what it started out as. Those that have been around for years have one idea of what Slashdot should be. The new comers have a different idea of what Slashdot is.
So people have a few choices.
1. Make a site to be what you want it to be. If you like the look and feel of Slashdot, use Slashcode. If you don't, make your own.
2. Make suggestions. If they are good and possible, they will be implemented. If they are not implemented, see #1. "taco is a fag" is not a suggestion.
3. Accept what Slashdot is. If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to type http://slashdot.org. Find somewhere else that has what you want or see #1.
4. Don't bash the guys for being succusful. They worked hard for what they got. We helped alot but with them making donations to EFF and the like, I think that is thier payback to us.
Now taking my own advice on #2, I would like to suggest a complaint section on Slashdot. Now the first thing that will happen to it will be abuse. This can be handled by moderation down to -1. Maybe come up with a script to delete 0's and -1's once a week or something, and others after 1 month. That way everone has time to view what is posted there, at whatever moderation level, and we can comment on them. Taco, Hemos and the rest can see what is being said and the arguments for and against. Maybe we can change thier minds on some things.
Duncan
Sorry about that - we tried to help out with people, but the lusers were out of control.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
...a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush...
For fuck's sake. If you're not going to vote for what you belive in, fine. But then don't be bitching and whine when Al (and Tipper 'protect the children') Gore, not to mention 'Media Violence is Evil' Lieberman turn out to be more opressive than Bush would have been.
By voting for Nader, you stand a chance getting his parties viewpoints discussed. He wasn't allowed in the presidential debate because the Green party didn't yet have a poll rating of 15%. What if they did? Even breaking that, and actually getting him in a debate would do wonders for the political landscape.
To quote Homer, 'Don't blame me, I voted for Kang'.
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Dude,
Check your background first - neither Rob and I nor "picked" any of the questions. The question bot moderated, and the Slashnet people moderated it. So, paranoia aside, Rob and I did not "pick" our questions.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
and we'll look at putting it in. Remember - there's one database server. Any sort of suggestions has to be weighed against whether or not it's realistic to actually run it. If it works, then great! But we're kinda occupied getting 2.0 ready...
And no, we can't get another database server right now. Trust me on this.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
Now this is something I would like to see more often. I think you guys that run this site should jump in here and respond every now and then. Of course you shouldn't reply to the obvious flames, but who said that you all can't participate in relevant conversation. After all, you guys are nerds too, probably some of the most up to date nerds in regard to the issues we talk about on here, and the best part is, you all don't give a fuck about your Karma!
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I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
That is a quite accurate summary. Sig11 is a reasonably intelligent guy who happens to have a slightly skewed view of reality.
Sig11's posts really are admired by a great deal of the slashdot crowd. Sig11 misinterprets this. He thinks his karma means he personally is important. What is really means is that his style is acceptable and his opinions appealing to a sizable demographic.
Now, both Taco and Sig11 keep expressing this idea that slashdot somehow "means something" because of its numerous and persistent readership. But what this really means is that a number of people like to gossip, flame, and troll. That's it. As far as maintaining reader goes, all that matters about the stories is that they keep the conversation moving.
So Rob's almost, but not quite right. Karma is not meaningless. But it is worthless. And these is this fearful symmetry between Sig11's karma and the popularity of slashdot itself. A lot of people do read slashdot. Many are obsessed by it. It does mean something. But it is really quite worthless.
Whoa.. I am pretty pretentious myself. Time to abandon structure. Random disjoint comments for the rest of this post.
Rob doesn't want to run a "meta" section, since only he could run it and he doesn't have time. This is why executive structure was invented. Done right, it multiplies a single person's effectiveness tenfold by subordinating tasks. It doesn't mean surrendering all creative control, unless you are a lousy manager. But if he doesn't learn to subordinate tasks to different people, of course he won't have time to do the essential things. What he's doing is really fine for slashdot as it is anyway. People don't mind so much the rules changing on them, retractions being clumsy to nonexistent, a general level of paranoia, and so on. These things are fine for a gossip and flaming site. But no one is going to respect slashdot as a credible source of information or informed discussion so long as these problems exist. But since Taco wants the site to remain his toy, and not run it in a professional manner, it will remain basically as it is. I'm not saying that's wrong. That just happens to be the way it is.
And anyway, gossip and flames are more interesting to people like me than informed and thoughtful discussion could ever be. It got me to write this long-winded crappy post, didn't it?
Actually, that was the entire point of Signal 11. He created the account, at least according to what he said, to see what would happen if he basically posted toting the party line. I think we all know the end result. In the end, Signal basically showed one problem with the moderation system - it's done by the "elite" Slashdotters.
Moderators are chosen based on karma. According to the IRC log, that's the only reason for karma. The higher your karma, the more likely you can moderate. Think about this for a moment - the people who are most likely to moderate are those who have been moderated up in the past. That means those that follow Signal 11's "groupthink" ideal are more likely to be moderated up. These people are then most likely to moderate up people who agree. The system perpetuates "groupthink." There needs to be a way to allow dissenters to moderate. (Problem with that is that most people who go against the grain wind up being modded down; then again, those that don't are usually the most level-headed, and probably more deserving. The real problem is that it's impossible to distinguish between "disagrees with groupthink" and "is being a troll.")
Personally, I think that everyone should have moderator access, all the time. Everyone can vote on a comment, and the average of all the votes becomes the score. There are enough people reading Slashdot so that the troll moderators would be filtered out. Plus, since one person voting on something would be enough to send it to +5 or whatever, then posts lost in later discussion have a chance to be seen. You can then also elliminate +1 scoring.
There's only one problem with my purposed solution - it'll beat up servers. (Repeatedly doing averages would take a lot of CPU power.) So I dunno.
My hope is that a significant percentage of the audience grows tired of this routine, and demands a more mature discussion....
Unfortunately, that's not going to happen. Slashdot frequently manages to post stories that someone, somewhere, can be emotional about. And when someone emmotional about some topic, he or she isn't as logical, and not as mature. Which is why there even are distro flame wars. If you think about it, that's a pretty dumb thing to get all worked up against.
There will always be losers. There will always be trolls. Some days, I'm a troll. It gets stress out, and allows me to participate in real discussions. We all have our bad days - some people take them out on Slashdot.
Signal 11 doesn't really personify the problems, but he does demonstrate them. With any discussion, there must have those who disagree. Otherwise, it's not really a discussion, it's simply a bunch of people patting their own backs. That's what Signal 11's real point was. I can't think of a real solution to it - but hopefully, someone else can.
You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
[23:03:26] how many did we answer?
[Crunch]
[23:03:58] <drwiii> grep on a 486 is agony.
[23:04:01] <drwiii> 164.
[kiri:/tmp] fred% grep '<Questions>' Slashdot-05Oct00.txt | wc -l
111
Cheers,
--fred
And you think that ABC (Disney), CBS (?), and NBC (GE), are "real journalistic quality"?
One thing we have here is truth. Sometimes opinions that are not well thought out get modded up, but oh well. When ABC runs a story that is bullshit, they generally do it for financial gain of one sort or the other. Slashdot of course can run stories that are popular for financial gain, but the posts will refute it if it is BS. That is the great thing about /.
You will never see scaremongering stories about the latest "nightmare drug" on slashdot, because slashdot isn't tied to big corporate interests.
We don't give a fuck about Jon Benet Ramsey, or care much about OJ simpson, and most of the US never gave much of a fuck either. Slashdot gives us stuff we care about, for the most part. Just because there are more Linux stories than you care to see, or maybe you hate Anime, doesn't mean that Slashdot won't eventually cover most of what is important to you.
Here is the bottom line. Have you seen much of anything about Carnivore on any major news outlet? Don't think think this is important to all of our collective futures? Yeah thats right. I thought so. Its a choice, truth or happiness, and I would give up liking everything I see on my news, for a little truth.
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I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
Just for you, I'll say that this is probably the worst reply I ever got to any of my comments. Feel free to (-1) Off Topic, I have *way* enough Karma to spare.
I was kinda surprised reading the logs. Cmdrtaco sounded a lot more like a scriptkiddie than I really liked. Comments like:
;)
.. (but I don't KNOW :-). As it is more, most of the interesting stuff at slashdot (the most interesting links and so forth) is almost always to be found in the comments. If more of them made the garbage-bins, I think that would be cool :)
.. wellwell Just an idea. It has probably already been considered.
:-)
bob_jones_iii is being an annoying prick. can we kill him? someone dos him
Really really disappointed me. Sure, he's got a smiley there, but still. I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually DoS'ed the sucker because "o allmighty Taco told them to".
Also, the "fuckings" , "sucks", the signal_11 bashing, and so forth was kinda surprising. It sure shows that some people act much more freely on IRC, than on web.
On the other hand, I do understand the frustration of someone constantly nagging at you, flaming you, and so forth. I really hope Malda keeps reading his mailbox himself, instead of getting someone else to read it.
Another thing I began thinking about. They don't link to the stories they throw away. There's no recylcle bin we may look in. Personally I would love it if there were some sort of reason when disapproving a story - and that they would be thrown into some bins. If they have, say four throwaway bins. One that is just 'garbage' that noone get to read, and three, like.. 'posted before', 'not interesting enough', and say 'Cool, but not cool enough'. (or whatever categories they want) - then that wouldn't be to prone to abuse.. I think
Also, the different bins would satisfy the demand for "why the story was rejected" a bit more. If it was trashed into 'garbage' they considered it garbage, and so forth. And, I can't see why this would take ANY more time. I don't know how the slashdot system works, but at the moment, there are two things that can happen. They approve it, or they don't. Two buttons / a menu or whatever. They could just make some more buttons. No need for a comment, and
hmf. this got a bit long, with nothing but mine opionions and stuff. Ohwell
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"Rune Kristian Viken" - http://www.nwo.no - arca
First, I apologize for the bitchiness of the question (I posted it with about 20 minutes left and didn't think it would possibly be asked) and thank Rob for replying graciously.
That said, I thought the most interesting thing about the forum was how unenthusiastic CmdrTaco and Hemos were about the Open Source process as it relates to their own work. It was obvious when they released Slash that they were doing it grudgingly. And it seems clear to me from the forum that:
Fair enough -- but these guys are the editors of freakin' Slashdot! The site that:
So what's up? And I don't get their response that the people who complain aren't the ones who code. Well, yeah. And isn't that more reason not to keep sending an army of screaming wannabes after the target of the day? And for that matter, isn't Slashdot's image based on the premise that the nitwits shirieking, "KDE developers are CRIMINALS! They're enemies of free software!" are in fact Geeks and Members Of The Community?
Rob -- again, if angry mobs of loudmouths don't encourage you to keep participating as a free software developer, what makes you think KDE, Darwin, Be developers don't respond the same way?
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
I regard The Economist as being a good example of journalism. They may not be entirely without bias, and they're certainly not perfect, but they're willing to ask tough and important questions. They critize both sides, and they're evidently willing to call a spade a spade. It is my opinion that this kind of "discussion" offers real benefit to society, if nothing else because it eliminates radicalism and better informs society. A better informed society is better able to legislate effectively.
So because they're not tied to a "big corporate" interest they can't be manipulative? That is foolish, I think the results show otherwise. Instead of "big", they're "small". Instead of "nightmare drugs" that scare the mainstream, they publish the "nightmare patent", or what have you, that scares this particular niche audience (i.e., geeks). At best, they're the flipside of the coin. At worst, they thrive, as I suggested, on lots of shouting and screaming as a result of their "articles".
Though I conceed Linux isn't foremost of my concerns, even towards that end it fails to produce anything meaningfull. If you claim it is "linux" that you are interested in, then you want not only "linux" articles, you want articles that drive at the truth, not irrationality, invective, dogma, etc. It all leads to a misdirection of resources and energy that is better spend elsewhere.
Actually I have. I listened to NPR discussing it just the other day. In fact, they provided a much more balanced take on the matter than any visible comment on slashdot. For instance, they pointed out that while it was true that one particular lawyer on the Carnivore review team once worked for the government, he also, even more recently, had sued the government multiple times, and wrote hostile articles against the same hand that supposedly feeds him. That's the verifiable truth. Ok, so you can argue that maybe they're biased, but why couldn't slashdot bring this point up? It is more truthful to not include such facts? I don't think so. All I heard on slashdot was paranoia and rage. What significant end does that accomplish other then titillate slashdot geeks?
The bottom line:
A) Rarely ever is there balance in any of slashdot's upwardly moderated comments. It's pretty much exclusively popularistic crap.
B) Slashdot could do a lot better, yet they don't...
I've been hearing a lot of people say that they think Slashdot is broken in one way or another. I am relatively new to Slashdot, timewise, but I do read almost every story. I don't post a whole lot, just read the comments. I browse at +1. And I almost never see a troll comment.
I'm not trying to say moderation is perfect, but it is relatively easy to view the well thought out posts and not the garbage.
I've also seen posts moderated up both in favor of MS and against it. I just don't see the groupthink.
I really enjoy Slashdot. Sure, there is probably more that can be done to improve it, but I think that Rob and Co. have done a great job.
Moderators are chosen based on karma. According to the IRC log, that's the only reason for karma. The higher your karma, the more likely you can moderate. Think about this for a moment - the people who are most likely to moderate are those who have been moderated up in the past. That means those that follow Signal 11's "groupthink" ideal are more likely to be moderated up. These people are then most likely to moderate up people who agree
/. religiously but never posts, may be a great moderator but how is the system ever supposed to know that? Perhaps tracking how often a given user reads each page (how often they drill down into discussions, etc) would be a nice way to do this.
I see your point here, but the flip side of the coin is that people who get moderated up consistently are clearly contributing something to slashdot. Joe Average Lurker, who read
Personally, I think that everyone should have moderator access, all the time. Everyone can vote on a comment, and the average of all the votes becomes the score. There are enough people reading Slashdot so that the troll moderators would be filtered out.
I doubt that.. some troll(s) would just abuse the hell out of that too (how hard would it be to write a script to autmatically moderate up every post that was previously modded down?).
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"Repeatedly doing averages" does not take a lot of CPU power.
One way to do it is to store n, the number of people moderating the comment, and S, the sum of the assessed scores contributed by moderators. When a new moderator comes along and gives the post a score of A, you increment n->n+1, S->S+A. The average is S/n.
Another way is to store a histogram. This is a vector A[i], i=1..5 When a person gives the post a score s, you take A[s]++, and take a weighted average of A[i].
CPU use is trivial either way. It only gets expensive if everyone moderates. Then the expensive part is the database. Since everyone will be moderating, you presumably need to record for each person which posts have already been moderated.
I repeat: doing averages is trivial. Letting everyone moderate may not be, but that is an entirely separate matter.
I believe the real reason Rob does not seriously consider doing averages is because the sheer volume of email he would get bitching and moaning about the changes. I sympathise with him about that, and I actually think it is a good and valid reason not to change moderation in that way.
However, to claim that it is that much harder to compute a running average than to increment a number is incredibly ignorant. Either operation pales in comparison to the cost of a single database query.
I believe the real reason Rob does not seriously consider doing averages
The big problem with an averaging system is that it makes the job of moderating much more complicated and less fun. Under Slashdot's system, it's pure instinct - good +1 , bad -1.
Compare this to kuro5hin, where the burden is on you to decide if a particular post is a "5" or "4" or a "3". Was a post unfaily rated at "3.62", so should you try to push the average up to "4.03"? Boring. You would have to be seriously anal about your webboard experience to get involved in that morass. I like reading there but I couldn't be bothered to moderate. Besides, if Slashdot had that system, 99% of moderators would vote either "1" or "5", and it would work out to the about the same thing anyway.
Moderation is not supposed to be some objective ranking of posts. It's just a rough mechanism that allows readers to tune the S/N ratio. There is no such thing as a post ranked at 3 that should have been ranked at 4 or 5. There is no such thing as a 5 post that should have been a 3 (some should be -1 Troll though). Worrying about these things is pretty uptight.
(Which is not to say there aren't some things that couldn't be tuned. Certain good AC posts never get moderated up and don't get archived. People also blow their mod points too early on a thread and get bitten by trolls.)
When I hear the word 'innovation', I reach for my pistol.
INSIGHTFUL -- GOOD!
FLAMEBAIT -- BAD!
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The current system works by reducing the burden by allowing only a few to moderate, and preventing people from posting more often than once a minute.
Adding another level (and by repeatedly doing averages, I was counting ALL the load, including the load of getting the numbers off the DB, the fact that Slashdot would then need something capable of transactions since people attempting to do this at the same time is much more likely, and all the other fun things that come into play when the system must scale to Slashdot sizes) you greatly increase what the server is doing. There's still a massive amount of load simply because Slashdot is incredibly dynamic. Simply put, it's easier for me to say "ooo, that should be 5" and so I could do it much more often than I could post a comment. Allowing everyone to moderate would greatly increase the load, simply because most of the system time would be doing the average - pulling the score from the table, doing the math, putting it back. Then you'd have to keep track of who did what - ugh.
Besides, I can bring a system to a near halt if all it's doing is repeatedly computing an average. It won't be able to do anything useful! Try running while(1) { } for a while - it'll take up all your CPU, but it's not doing anything useful! The act of doing one average may be small, but the act of doing it over and over and over and over again isn't.
That's why moderators get 5 points - it greatly reduces the amount of crap the system must worry about. Slashdot's moderation scheme isn't the way it is simply to remove trolls - it also takes load into account.
Adding my moderation scheme just wouldn't scale. So it's not really a solution. As pointed out in the IRC logs, Kuro5hin's solution also won't scale. But it's a nice thought. That's one of the reason Slashdot uses the current system - it scales rather nicely.
You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
Yeah, I don't think averages are any better (or worse) than the slashdot increment style. I'm just appalled when someone suggests that computing an average is technically difficult. Apparently CmdrTaco said something like that in the irc log.
Anyway, maybe moderation is not supposed to be an objective ranking, but it is a very visible ranking, and directly influences the way people read and post. If it's job is to limit spam and extremely insulting remarks, it has done a good job.
I don't think it promotes intelligent discussion (whatever that may be), but I think to have that requires a certain amount of elitism and censorship. And who really wants to read intelligent discussion anyway?
Shit, I used the wrong form of "its."
Ok, now I'm quitting slashdot for good. My brain has been damaged enough.
Sometimes I've seen references to it in posts, but I thought it was just a troll invention, like the penis bird. Now I see that it's really a Slashdot Marketing(?) thing. What is it?
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All I wanna do is read interesting comments on cool stories. I don't give a shit about a poster's reputation, karma, +1 bonus, or whatever else it is you guys worry about. Just read the fucking story and enjoy the extra information you get from the comments.
Not like I'd notice.
I was arguing against the idea of averaging because it would generate complaints -- I think Taco has thought it through a little more than that. Don't quit BTW -- your take on Sig11 and moderation/karma is pretty much right on as far as I'm concerned. Far too many people here who take this stuff far too seriously.
When I hear the word 'innovation', I reach for my pistol.
I got a +b for changing my nick from HotGrits to CMDR_TACO_SMELLS_LIKE_FEET. Unfair, I say! Unfair!
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Isn't this what people do in high school? Whether you believe in what the people there do or say or not, you generally have to spout the popular line or you get blacklisted by the social elite of the community. When you say what the group wants you to hear you become popular and well-liked. When you dare to be different and post messages that the group don't like, you are derided and moderated down. Slashdot is exactly like high school, only instead of the jocks and cheerleaders being the popular sheep, you have blind linux advocates, anti-Microsoft people, and generally young liberal minded people.
Essentially Slashdot is what comp.os.linux.advocacy was becoming when it began to go downhill 4-5 years ago. Once the newbies and the flamers started coming in and doing nothing but bash Microsoft, you either had to tow the party line or get flamed yourself for daring to be different in your opinions.
So, go ahead.. moderate me down for "flamebait" or "troll". I couldn't care less. I like Slashdot and I like the articles, but the constant bantering and bitching and the poor moderation have soured my view of it.
As Hemos states in a comment further down, the Slashdot crew had no selection over the questions that they were presented. The best they could do was say "ask a real question, next." There were hundreds of questiosn being submitted, and there were two to three (depending on the time) people going through them trying to weed out spam and duplicates. You can not expect the outcome to be perfect, as that is not a perfect way to do such things. We are working on newer and better ways to filter the queue of questions, but until then this is what we have. The goal was to get questions that would have more than a 'yes' or 'no' answer and would promote further talking from the guests. Similar and duplicate questions were deleted, as were spam. You have to remember that 'spam' is based on somebody's point of view. What one thinks of as spam, another might not. There were three people managing the queue, and they could have considered something spam that you would not.
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Before Andover.net bought them out, I'd agree with you, but now CmdrTaco's words are representing that of a company's. While CmdrTaco may not think so, imagine if he started posting blatantly racist or sexist articles on slashdot, offending many. How do you think those advertisers that pay to be on /. would feel? I don't know the specifics of CmdrTaco's contract with Andover.net, but I assume he is an employee, and could be fired in such a case.
I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.
I feel like the kid in the Emperor's New Clothes, or Gallileo on the way out of the Inquisition:
"...but, karma does matter.
beyond that it really matters for the +1 bonus or the right to moderate, it's nice to have people say "good job". Did you ever have an employee? You need to reward them for doing good work. Did you ever have a girl or boy friend? You need to say nice things to them. I'm not taking Siggy's side, but Hemos and Cmdr Taco are Pure-D wrong:
Karma is fun to get and worth striving for. Karma matters.
No matter how cool Linux is, it doesn't make the users any cooler.
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Actually, there were 912 questions submitted to the queue.
That is just shy of 1000. There were 111 that made it through.
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I had no idea. Sorry if I seemed Pagan or such there.
The worst part is it came to politics. Just one manipulator trying to get mass support. Is there anywhere that's safe? I guess that's the problem with moderation; you can block everything, block nothing, or play favorites.
I admit that it was a bit offtopic, but I didn't know. It wasn't in the Slashdot FAQ last time I checked.
keh?
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Actually, I love hearing CmdrTaco talk :)
Just feel like spatting off a few comments off the hip for some reason now...
First, i'm a little skeptical that proving this "groupthink" theory right was his real motivation. Put simply, I find it difficult to believe that a reasonably intelligent person (which I believe Signal 11 probably is) would beat a dead horse like that. He just did it way too often, and it consumed way too much of his time to be some sort of casual theory. I believe, perhaps unfairly, that he truely believed most of the things he posted. At some point, and in some instances, I'm sure he tweaked his comments and added on, what I would call, "slashdot wings" i.e., key words or phrases designed to grab slashdot's attention.
Perhaps Signal 11 got bored with it at some point, or perhaps he simply realized it was ruining his life, or perhaps he simply couldn't handle losing his karma. In any event, I think his basic summary of "groupthink", what I've been complaining about for a long time, is right.
Slashdot's moderation system is basically broken. CmdrTaco knows that. Signal 11 knows that. You know that, and I certainly know that. The problem is, as I mentioned in my previos comment, slashdot is effectively incentivized to be anything but be professional.
Though I suppose it is fine if a couple people want to gather on the internet and bitch and wax ecstatic. But if so, they should name it appropriately. "Arguments for Zealots", "Whines for Idiots", or something to that effect, would be a more appropriate name if Slashdot wishes to wash their hands of any and all responsibility under the name of being casual. When they command as much attention as they do, I think they should expect increased criticism. Especially when the popular direction of this forum is often libelous. It's funny how quickly slashdot will lash out at any other news source for being biased, unfair, or inaccurate. They're hypocritical at best....
In terms of solutions. I certainly think there are many improvements that could be made to slashdot for any particular objective. Certainly your idea would not be that taxing of their existing hardware. I could easily code such a thing into a number of DBs...even MySQL. Compared to the load due to bad design (an entirely seperate complaint) with MySQL and/or their use of perl, it's quite trivial.
...anyways, my complaint isn't so much the trolls and spammer types, as it is slashdot's own tendencies. it seems as if not only is their central code inadequate, but they _intentionally_ promote and "publish" material that they know to be inflammatory and meaningless.
...though I'm skeptical of the "perfect" moderation system, slashdot could do a lot to balance things out without a great deal of energy. Also, I'm working on a few ideas myself, hopefully i'll make time to code them out once i've decided on the exact structure of the system. One conclusion that I've drawn though, is to intentionally not try to be slashdot-like. I'm aiming for somethinger larger, and hopefully more sustainable that to be a bunch of peoples' instantaneous gratification for a couple years. Though this hyperactive reloading thing may be a thrill for some people, it only detracts from the quality of the material and the tone of the crowd. My goal is to create something that in the upper end vaguely nears the quality of magazines such as the Economist, but provide lower barriers to entry... This does not mean that any and everyone would have open access to high visibility, that's obviously an impossibility. Rather, I mean allow people to cut their teeth first. Give everyone a chance to be heard. And collect the benefits on reaping on a truely diverse pool of writers that are interacting directly with one another. I also realize that at least half the trick to such a forum could not be done exclusively in code, but in "training" the crowd if you will. There will always be human factor....but enough for now. good night
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I really should have gone into that originally, but left it out. My bad. First of all, a lot of Slashdot is cached - the front page is cached, and most of the articles are cached. If you ever run Slash, you'll have to start "slashd," the Slash daemon that basically proves that Rob doesn't know what cron is for :). Actually, slashd is a better solution, but basically it periodically creates new cached copies.
The other thing is your database server. It'll cache whatever it can. If 10,000 people want to read the stories, it'll cache the realitive rows/columns in memory so that it can return them faster. Plus, you can do multiple reads on multiple threads.
It's the classic reader/writer synchronization problem - where you can have any number of readers looking at the data, but those writers must go through one at a time. So, one pageview can be done during another pageview, but as soon as someone moderates, or posts a comment, everyone else has to wait for them to finish. Imagine this takes 1 millisecond to update a moderation, including CPU time. Multiply by 10 comments moderated, 100 page views, and you're up to 1 second, not counting anything else the system is doing. I'm not sure how fast Slashdot's database server can go, but many many table updates will definately slow it down. (And since MySQL doesn't support transactions, it increases the chance of two processes clobbering each other.)
I'm not exactly sure how well Slashdot scales, but keep in mind, writing data is harder than reading data, simply because multiple people can read data at the same time. They have to take a turn when they wish to write.
You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
Okay. I still don't follow what Sig11 actually proved, by posting things that people will like he proved that people will moderate them up? Isn't that a bit like proving the assumption? Where is the conclusion, I mean, thanks for the evidence to support the obvious: people will say they like things that they like. If Sig11's point is different than that, please let me know. Otherwise the whole "engineering" thing is a lot of noise.
Furthermore, and far more importantly, I think the Slashdot Cruiser is an awesome machine! I love those PT Cruisers. They are great economy cars, semi-stylish with lots of interior action. So leave the marketroids alone! The only mistake they made was not understanding how doing something pop-culturish like the Slashdot Cruiser would just upset the geeks.
I do not have a signature
now, from reading the transcript of that session, do you think that they don't keep track of IP addresses or look at the logs when the mood strikes them? unless you DHCP or proxy with a significant number of other slashdotters, they'll know who you are if they want. Who knows, they may have it automated by now.
That's not the end of the world, of course, they do a pretty good job of letting the 1000 flowers blossom, but I doubt they do it anonymously. Otherwise, Signal 11 could get away by just changing his name.
Actually, you are missing what I think is the point of the criticism. There's nothing wrong with bias, opinion, emotion, etc. To many of us reading that log, the problem is that you guys were surprisingly lacking in wit/taste/cleverness... the criticisms of Signal 11 were artless and not illuminating. Nobody's saying that you ever claimed otherwise, but with Slashdot you've created a somewhat enchanting "Oz" (at least by internet standards) and it's as shocking to us as if the curtain were pulled back at the end, and the Three Stooges were exposed instead of the Wizard.
You can tone that down a bit, the analogy was exaggerated. I'm not trying to be insulting, just trying to put the right spin on the criticism to make the point that hasn't been made yet.
I both agree, and disagree, with this statement. There is a world of difference between creating a system that is _impossible_ to exploit, and creating one that at least encourages quality some reasonable percentage of the time. Slashdot's system, conversely, apparently aims to do the exact opposite. They incite riot. They award zealots with karma. And they refuse to call anyone within the so-called 'groupthink' on anything.
Frankly, I think active conspiracies amongst groups of individuals are the least of slashdot's problems. Rather, it's the totalility of the entire system that allows people like Signal 11 to flourish.
A few qualities/suggestions off the hip:
a) Slashdot awards quantity, not quality. It awards haste, not well thought out comments. People who have this refresh bug, naturally are the most likely ones to post first to articles. And people who post earlier than others (even in the space of a few minutes) get the most visibility. Thus they get upwardly moderated first. To add to this problem, slashdot's moderation system is so trivial and small, that they're leveraged even more. Because it only takes a differential of 3 positive moderations to put you at the top, these same articles, generally the most inflamatory ones remain near the top, soak up most of the mindshare, and recieve the most comments.
b) Slashdot's "editorial" staff, if you could call it that, all comes from one tightly clustered mindset that "just happens" to agree with groupthink. Either they shaped groupthink, or they set out to cultivate groupthink. In either case, it's not balanced. It's, at best, suboptimal for productive conversation when the tone is set with a shreik to begin with, especially when it comes from a supposedly "respected" and "well researched" source.
c) Not only do they feed groupthink, but they refuse anyone the chance to directly address groupthink with anything to the contrary. For instance, I've submitted a number of articles, both under my handle and as A.C., to slashdot. Some are overall coverage of the problem, others are empirical examples. Likewise, I've known many other capable individuals who have had the same problem too. I find it very hard to believe that there simply aren't any worthwhile opposing articles....and no, I don't mean those stupid flames where they quote some schmoe from Microsoft on open source (or whatever), and begin by begging for flames.
d) They exert little to no social pressure or consequences for biased moderation. I've yet to hear them speak up about any of the issues, or take any responsibility whatsoever for being wrong.
...anyways, I've got more than a few ideas that I'm sure would be dramatic improvement over slashdot. Perhaps later when I have time....
and I wasn't even mentioned once! Can you imagine that?
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
So Hemos and Taco are saying that karma is not "worth"...that it is some factor to do with how good a moderator you are. Well, I haven't moderated in a long time, but my karma still fluctuates, so that seems to blow that theory away. The fact is, that if you want to foster a decent disussion community, you have to give people *incentive* to post insightfully. My karma was 150 before this cap (yeah, I'll brag, I was proud). But now because of the cap it doesn't *matter* what I post...it will eventually radioactively decay back down. So I'm ending up posting less valuable, off-the cuff remarks. Because there is no incentive NOT to. It's sort of like saying if you behave bad we'll smack you. But if you behave good, we'll also smack you. So...what're you going to do?
Perhaps you guys (Taco/Hemos) don't think karma is the correct measure of worth. Well, come up with one! Or (the valuable) people will just migrate to kuro5hin or other weblogs which actually reward their contributions. Saying that people who worry about karma should "get a life" is so inflammatory. Hey, wake up! This whole Open Source geek thing is all about ego feeding! Perhaps all those Linux hackers should just "get a life" instead of looking for peer esteem, right? Sheesh. So throw some ego crumbs to those who *make* your site guys...or Slashdot will just end up another web has-been.
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