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Matrix Sequel Delayed to 2003

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the submitted-a-zillion-times dept.

moojin was among the countless slashdot readers who noted that scifi (No I am Sci-Fi dammit) has reported that the 'Matrix Reloaded' will be delayed until the summer 2003. I'm bummed, but I'm willing to wait to see the Brothers W do it right (no way I'm gonna try to spell that name ;)

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  1. Matrix III by glasslemur · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reinstalled after crash...

    1. Re:Matrix III by ptomblin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Matrix III: default.ida?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  2. Taco chickened out.. by glenkim · · Score: 2, Funny

    How hard is it to spell Warner Brothers?

  3. Am I the only one... by bravehamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who thinks that "Matrix: Reloaded" is worse than "Attack of the Clones"?

    Well, at least it isn't "The Agents Strike Back"

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    1. Re:Am I the only one... by Satai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Am I the only one who thinks that "Matrix: Reloaded" is worse than "Attack of the Clones"?

      Yes, but it could have been worse.

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    2. Re:Am I the only one... by abischof · · Score: 3, Funny

      Am I the only one who thinks that "Matrix: Reloaded" is worse than "Attack of the Clones"?

      Or, my personal favorite, "Matrix 2: The Eigenvalue".

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  4. Re:Don't Even Make A Sequel by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Funny

    For that matter, all three original films were better than The Phantom Menace... :)

    Cheers,

    Tim

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  5. Re:Taco's wonderful spelling skillz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Since you haven't learned to spell simple words like "than," it comes as no surprise that "Wachowski" would give you fits.

    What amazes me is that he's decided to simply not print words he doesn't know how to spell.. since a word with only four letters is beyond him, here is what future posts might look like:

    Posted by CmdrTaco on Friday August 10, @11:34AM
    from the submitted-a-zillion-times dept.

    was the who (No I am ) has the '' be
    the 2003. I'm, but I'm to to see the do it
  6. The reason by Fryth · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're probably releasing it in a couple years to avoid the present curse of movies turning out to suck.

  7. There is no sequel. by Giant+Hairy+Spider · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do not try to wait for the sequel. That's impossible. Instead, realize the truth, that there is no sequel, there will never be a sequel, and it is you yourself you are waiting for.

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  8. Re:plot of sequel by jafuser · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't see how they are going to do a sequel. At the end of the first movie, the "resistance" won, and Neo transcended the Matrix

    two words: Meta-Matrix

    This could provide for an infinite number of sequels :)

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  9. Re:the matrix bears serious analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The test of a good movie, to me, is when I've taken 100 bong hits, and then watch it again, it makes me want to take another bong hit.

  10. Re:The brothers by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're not familiar with Taco's attempts to spell, are you?

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  11. Re:Is the "Aliyah" rumor true? --- too late by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 5, Funny
    I will not see a movie with the Aliyah chick in it. After watching my friends kids watching Disney channel with Aliyah singing to all the 13 year olds i can't imagine i can see her playing a role of inteligence, strength, intuition and power.

    I hope you haven't seen the original Matrix then because Lawrence Fishburn (Morpheus) used to play Cowboy Curtis on Pee Wee's Playhouse and that should bother you just as much.

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  12. "PR" Translator by kleenx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phrase: Silver assured that the extra time added to the production schedules is simply meant to benefit the quality of both films.

    Definition: 1) Normally used to cover ones "butt" in hopes that releasing early of said time makes people feel better 2) We really messed something up, and need more time. Possibly because the plot was lacking, and we dont want another mistake like the new Star Wars (timining coincidence... i think not!) 3) There's been a lack of press, lets bring some hype back up ;)

    That seems about right I think!

  13. Re:Took too many red pills? by Monkey-Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, it is. (Wachowski)

  14. Re:Not only a sequel... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh, i don't think that's the only reason Titanic II would suck...

    INT PARLOR

    A rich MAN and his WIFE are sitting and talking.

    WIFE

    Hubert, would you fancy taking a cruise on the Titanic later this season?

    MAN

    No, you stupid bitch, it's been sunk for over a year!

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  15. Duh by Nater · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Brothers W do it right (no way I'm gonna try to spell that name ;)

    It's W-A-R-N-E-R.

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