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HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box

ARP writes: "Hewlett Packard has introduced the de100c Digital Entertainment Center, a one of a kind stand-alone product that combines Internet features and digital multimedia capabilities. The unit connects to the television and stereo, from where it allows for organizing and storing MP3 and CD music that can be stored on its 40GB hard drive. It also comes with a CD writer for burning CDs on the fly, and USB connections for transferring files from and to portable devices such as PDAs. Coolest of all is the ability to connect through the Internet (broadband and dial-up both supported) to download music. The de100c is expected to hit the stores around the holidays. More info and shot at RatedPC." If this had the video capabilities like TiVo, it might be a much easier sell, but still looks like a useful component.

87 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this blather added to escape lameness filtering.

    * Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.

    1. Re:fp by DivineOb · · Score: -1

      Next time gadget.... next tiiiiiiime!

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      I must burn in hell, suffer and pay for my sins
      But Gods the one who's losing, Satan always wins!

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  2. FP? by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    I blame this first post on my excessivly long penis

    1. Re:FP? by DivineOb · · Score: -1

      By jap standards or chink standards?

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      I must burn in hell, suffer and pay for my sins
      But Gods the one who's losing, Satan always wins!

    2. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You third world countries and your damn metric system can all go to hell. USA imperial measurement is making our penis appear to be bigger.

  3. Think I'll wait this one out a bit... by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 1

    As far as the CD burning capabilities, I really don't trust HP in that department. I had an HP CD burner, it didn't last longer than a year, and two other people I know experienced the same thing. I'd wait for about a year from now before buying any HP product that has CD burning as one of the features, as they don't seem to be up to par there.

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    1. Re:Think I'll wait this one out a bit... by philipsblows · · Score: 1

      Up until a little over a year or so ago, HP was OEMing their CD-RW and maybe their CD drives from Philips Components' Optical Storage business group. Now that they aren't, and they've actually gotten out of the CD-RW drive business (HP Ditches Add-On CD-RW Market), maybe they will OEM a better mechanism.

      Not that I have a particularly strong opinion about Philips...

    2. Re:Think I'll wait this one out a bit... by Aztech · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The HP drives are just rebadged Philips internals, the early ones sucked, I had a HP 6020 2x CDR in 1997, it died within months, they replaced it with another, it died.

      In fact the products sucked that much that a bunch of US consumers initated a class action suit against HP and Philips and won. I believe you're entitled to $150 or a new drive if you were unfortunate enough to have purchased this drive.

      I had a nice little chat to HP UK about the above class action and they offered to send me a new SCSI CDRW drive, it was to shut me up, I guess they didn't want risk the same action happening in the UK, especially now precedent had been set.

      We're not talking about $90 CDRW's you see today, I paid £350 (~$500) for the 6020 SCSI in 1997, so you can see why people felt a little cheated when it died after 4 months.

      Now, I'm not usually one for supporting the heranging of companies with frivolous claims (e.g. hot coffee burnt me, doh) but there were some serious technical deficiencies with this drive which shouldn't have gone to production in its current state, in effect many people became beta testers at a very expensive price, so they did have good grounds.

  4. I just have one question? by nzeeben · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It looks like a great addition, but how much is it gonna cost me??

    1. Re:I just have one question? by Genghis+Troll · · Score: -1

      My wart-covered cock in your ass, for starters.

  5. protected by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    anyone know if there are going to be any copywrite issues with these things? seems like everyone is adding something nowadays.

  6. hawhaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "No comments available for meta moderation!"

    dammit, why does /. torture me ?
    I want to metamoderate !

  7. The best thing from HP lately by kraf · · Score: 1
    1. Re:The best thing from HP lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck man, that swedish is not my bag.

      Have you a link for French or English, some wholesome language not *so* anglo saxon.

    2. Re:The best thing from HP lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Those assclowns! They gave a big fuck you to zee Americans.

    3. Re:The best thing from HP lately by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Cool! My top score is 2319 so far. What's yours?

  8. A few things by thesolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, does anyone have an idea about how much this will cost, what PDAs it works with, what kind of outputs it has, ANYTHING? A lot more information is needed.

    Second, why USB? Perhaps this is for compatibility with the aforementioned PDAs/MP3 players, but IMHO it should have firewire for future scalability.

    Third, cost could easily kill this thing. It doesn't seem like it has many more features than say a GCT Allwell set-top (which is easily hackable), and the aesthetics of it certainly don't appeal to me, so the only way that I would consider it is if the price was *very* low.

    Fourth, how much you want to bet that the RIAA will have a field day trying to push against this thing? Maybe they already have a foothold (i.e. you wont be able to burn anything unless its a digitally signed download, etc.?) with this. I myself don't trust set-top devices for burning, especially not with the latest digital rights management push.

    Fifth, Access to RealNetworks will never convince me to shell out money. In fact, nothing Real has ever done anything worthy of purchasing, in my opinion. I just don't think its a selling point.

    On a side note, all of my home entertainment equipment is Black, what's with this sudden push to make everything blue && || silver? Cut it out!

    1. Re:A few things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      would you like to touch my penis?

      I call it my "spitting cobra"

  9. "Coolest of all?" by stonecoldt · · Score: 1

    Appliances are always so far behind the times. When appliances first came out, at a time when home LANs were taking off, they all connected to the internet through dial-up. Ugh. So now that 802.11b's the thing everyone's into, we're seeing the next wave of appliances, and they support... ethernet. Good job, guys!

    - "What am I doing here? I don't even speak Chinese"

  10. Ehh gawd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That remote control looks way too fucking goth. In fact, the whole setup is designed to fit nicely in the midst of some non-skid plate steel and a rack of nipple clamps and butt plugs.

    Interesting concept...

  11. Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by ckm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw it at Linuxworld in San Francisco. It apperently runs linux on 'encrypted' hardware. The guy demo-ing it pretty much challenged anyone to crack it.

    You can only play media files with DMR controls on this box, it won't play MP3's...

    Chris.

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    1. Re:Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by Newt-dog · · Score: 1
      The guy demo-ing it pretty much challenged anyone to crack it.
      Was that the sound of a gauntlet being dropped, or what!
    2. Re:Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by October_30th · · Score: -1, Flamebait
      can only play media files with DMR controls on this box

      So, what's the point in buying this then?

      Buying appliances that don't allow the people to exercise their right to fair use only encourages the corporate shitheads to push more unconstitutional legislation like DMCA and SSSCA.

      --
      The owls are not what they seem
    3. Re:Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by LordNimon · · Score: 2
      The guy demo-ing it pretty much challenged anyone to crack it.

      What kind of moron is this guy? Any salesman who visibly shows pride in a feature of his product that hinders his customers should be fired. He should have spent his time trying to convince the attendees that their Constitutional rights have not been violated, instead of flaunting that fact in their faces.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    4. Re:Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. You can violate somebody's constitutional rights by putting some computer chips together and allowing them to buy it?

      --

      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    5. Re:Runs Linux -- Encrypted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no.

      It plays and imports MP3's just fine.

      Who ever posts otherwise is flat wrong.

      There is also no encrypted linux on the box.

      It's just linux with some software.

      But if you still are driven to know the truth by God, enough to think that HP really did put something magical in their device, go ahead and crack the thing.

      You'll prove nothing more than you've hacked linux. Woo woo. s000 l337

  12. I have a penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I have a penis.

    I like to touch my penis.

    I have a scrotum.

    I like it when Jon Katz touches my scrotum.

  13. And in other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually at the bottom of the article, RedHad 7.2 is apparently out. Getting slow in our old age or is it a joke like the rest of the page?

  14. Site slowing down (/.ed?) by xX_sticky_Xx · · Score: 1

    So here's the blurb:


    Hewlett Packard Digital Entertainment System 10/27/2001 1:36:27 AM by Amir R. Pakdel - apakdel@ratedpc.com Now you can introduce your home entertainment system to the multimedia advancements that had been available on PCs. Hewlett Packard has introduced the de100c Digital Entertainment Center, a one of a kind stand-alone product that combines Internet features and digital multimedia capabilities. The unit connects to the television and stereo, from where it allows for organizing and storing MP3 and CD music that can be stored on its 40GB hard drive. It also comes with a CD writer for burning CDs on the fly, and USB connections for transferring files from and to portable devices such as PDAs. Coolest of all is the ability to connect through the Internet (broadband and dial-up both supported) to download music. The de100c is expected to hit the stores around the holidays. Record music to CDs with a built in CD-writer; Transfer music to select MP3 players, handhelds and memory card readers; Use its built-in connectivity to download music and artist information and access streaming video through dial-up, DSL or cable connections; Easily store, manage and automatically catalog up to 750 CDs (approximately 9,000 tracks); View music selections and other product features through an easy-to-use on-screen TV display and simple remote control; Access RealNetworks' RealPlayer and RealJukebox services; and Connect to stereo and TV components.

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    I didn't want to leave this space blank.
  15. HELP with HP 9100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we're on the topic of support for HP devices, I was wondering if anyone could help me. I have an HP 9100 CD writer and though red hat 7 detects it ok it isnt detected by cdrecord, cdrdao, xcdrgtk, gtoaster, etc. It's detected as a read only device (I think). I haven't been abe to fix it and desperately need help. thanks

  16. So does anyone know... by Slash+T.M.F.D.W. · · Score: 0

    If they are going to continue the story of the alien band that goes to earth with the rest of the songs on the CD. If they did that would make one hella phat movie. I'd like to get some angel dust and watch that shit! woowoo!

  17. HP will never run Linux on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    And here's why: As a professional consultant for a major Fortune 500 software company, I've recently gotten involved in the whole open source phenomenon as started by Linus Torvaldes and Richard Stallman with the release of the GNU/Linux operating system (or is it Linux? I'm not too sure on this point).

    Anyway, after having compiled a report on the commercial viability of open source as an alternative to closed source in the e-commerce/b2b world, I've become quite interested in Linux myself, and thanks to a handy Corel Linux distribution, consider myself to be someway to becoming a "guru" as people here like to call themselves.

    Anyway, my point is that even though powerful to use, Linux, as a distribution, doesn't give out the professional image that is needed at the moment. On one hand, you've got respectable players like Red Hat, Corel and SCO pushing Linux's corporate image to new levels of respectibility, but on the other hand you've got a distribution named "Slackware", hardly the name your tech-savvy CTO wants to represent a core part of their enterprise solution.

    The whole name seems to give the distribution a half-finished, "slack" even, image, surely not one that's in anybody's best interest, whether they be the average long-haired Linux sysadmin or a suited CTO looking for the next big thing. And this image taints all of Linux.

    No, whilst most distros may be decent, they definitely need to think about a name change to ensure increased trolling potential on slashdot.

  18. Dear Carli... by eric17 · · Score: 1

    lose the burner, add dvd playback, add firewire, slap it in a mini component box and make mine black. Thanks!

    1. Re:Dear Carli... by kuiken · · Score: 1

      Or just buy a ps2 and wait for the HD's to start shipping

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  19. OS and Continuity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Well, my iBook does all that + plays DVDs, with FireWire connectivity, but most important of all, it gives me a sense of security regarding the ugradability of the OS and software.

    Whereas I don't see a lot of Unix/Mac/other developers waiting in line to expand this HP box's capabilities to handle new formats.

    So it'd better be very cheap and very recyclable.

    AC332

  20. XBox 2 will kill it... by Xandis · · Score: 1

    In an interview Bill Gates was talking about the distinction between the hubs/areas where technology is used and being away from the PC and near the TV was one that Microsoft is apparently concentrating on. (He indicated that he was disappointed at the lack of broadband in homes though.)

    Anyway, I think the XBox is going to evolve into the weapon-of-choice for Microsoft to deal with these so-called entertainment centers that combine various multimedia home-appliances.

    XBox/MSN/Windows Media --- all controlled by Microsoft. HP's solution works with media formats HP doesn't control and internet services it doesn't control -- makes evolving the product more difficult when you aren't dictator.

    I think Microsoft has a pretty good combination for starting toward domination of the "TV-space" and they control everything they need to progress.

    (Personally, I think control of the TV-Space is going to be HUGE since that device will probably control most usage of video-on-demand and music-on-demand services. There will be a lot of hours spent using this appliance.)

  21. HP in Germany by Red+Moose · · Score: 1
    If HP had to pay a "royalty" like charge in Germany for CD Writer sales and the "damage" they were doing, they are going to be in real trouble with this.

    Assuming of course it isn't sold as a mini-PC....because we all know that Microsoft is under *no* threat with *it's* contribution to music piracy by including ripping and encoding in it's OS.

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    Acting stupid isn't much fun when there's someone around who knows better

  22. Detail info is up by Hombo · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was an update. The detail specifications of this thing is now on the site. It uses a Pentium2 566MHz processor!

  23. worst... device... ever. by motherhead · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm, it seems to have some proprietary OS that is married to "Real" software products (which i hate), it works with "select" mp3 and portable music players, which sounds like it's RIAA approved. it has no firewire so adding drive space is a bitch. it has no interactive television capibilities....

    this is shit. sorry to be glib but this is the most unexciting componant entertainment solution i have ever seen. i am sure just about every slashdot reader could build a better box then this with off the shelf parts at a best buy.

    1. Re:worst... device... ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you new to computers?

    2. Re:worst... device... ever. by motherhead · · Score: 1

      yes actually. i am. tell me. what do you find so compelling about this bad boy? as someone that is obviously a ninja hardware man. i would love to hear what you think.

      also. please explain computers to me. if i where to say get a 1U rack case and drop in a athalon board, a nic, a firewire card, a nice sized drive, a good sound card with digital outs and install mandrake or debian... how am i screwed out of this wholesome HP experience?

      (oh yeah, i realize that i cant get the rackmount case at best buy, but i can get a funky little antec, and i still think i would be miles ahead. but i am new to all of this and implore you to educate me as to my neophite madness.)

  24. The Truth about JonKatz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    BRINGING JonKatz ALONG

    CmdrTaco answered the doorbell, saw Hemos, and turned around
    walking away and clapping his hands.
    "Hot damn! Got some juicy porn flicks for us tonight,
    buddy."
    "Hope so," Hemos said, ushering a third guy in, then closing
    the door. CmdrTaco turned.
    "Uh, who's this?"
    "That's JonKatz. He's a queer," Hemos stated flatly, taking
    off his jacket and throwing it over a chair.
    "What?" CmdrTaco frowned, looking JonKatz up and down. "Uh,
    what'd you bring a queer along for?"
    "Instead of sitting there like a couple of idgits with our
    hands down our pants, I figured we'd do it up good. Strip down
    and let him lick us while we watch porn."
    "You're weird, man!" CmdrTaco shook his head.
    "Nuts. You'd like to lick CmdrTaco's cock and balls, wouldn't
    you, JonKatz?"
    JonKatz stood there nervously, staring directly at CmdrTaco's
    crotch. "Unh huh."
    "See, I told ya."
    "I don't care. I ain't gonna let no faggot mess with me!"
    "Suit yourself. You'll change your mind once you see him
    working me over. He's got a wicked tongue. A real special
    talent. Besides that, he's a nasty little punk. You like doing
    nasty things, doncha, JonKatz?"
    JonKatz nodded up and down, a stupid smile on his face.
    "Whadda you mean, nasty? Cocksuckin' another dude is nasty
    enough."
    Hemos took CmdrTaco by the shoulders and turned him around.
    "JonKatz, how'd you like to ram your tongue up my buddy's hairy
    butthole? Look good to ya?"
    JonKatz's eyes lit up and his tongue did an obscene little
    swirl. "YOU BET!"
    "WHAT?!" CmdrTaco cried.
    "Pop a tape in, man. I'm ready to get started." He began to
    remove his pants and shirt. "JonKatz sucks assholes, dude. JonKatz
    loves to suck assholes. Wait'll you see him sucking mine out."
    "Are you doped up or what? I don't wanna see him suckin'
    your shithole, man!"
    "Oh, you will, buddy. Then you'll throw your legs up and
    beg him to drill his tongue up your keester."
    "Hey, do what you want. Just stay down at that end of the
    couch, okay?"
    Hemos sat bare-assed on the couch, sprawling his legs out.
    CmdrTaco took a few furtive glances at his buddy's nakedness, then
    averted his eyes as he pushed the remote. He sighed disgustedly
    when JonKatz also took his clothes off, although he was somewhat
    glad the guy wasn't some ugly old troll.
    "Hey, JonKatz," Hemos said, fiddling with his balls, "go and
    bring us all beers."
    JonKatz hopped up and went into the kitchen.
    "Are you serious?!" CmdrTaco hissed after he left.
    "Trust me, man. Just treat him like a punk slave. He'll do
    anything you say. Come on, take your fuckin' clothes off and
    get into it."
    Reluctantly, CmdrTaco began to strip. When JonKatz came back, he
    saw CmdrTaco's big cock and whistled appraisingly. CmdrTaco blushed.
    "Nice big honker, hunh, JonKatz?" Hemos said, looking his
    buddy's cock over. "Got you drooling, thinking about the two
    big loads you're gonna get? We used to jerk each other off when
    we were kids. CmdrTaco shoots a big wad."
    "Jeez, don't tell him that!" CmdrTaco cried.
    "Why not? You do."
    "I don't mean that, I mean...the other."
    "Cripes, you've turned into such a pussy. Ever jerked off
    with your straight buddies when you were younger, JonKatz?"
    "Sure. All the time. Then I started sucking 'em. They dug
    it, but then they eventually gave me the heave-ho."
    "Stupid fucks," Hemos growled, taking a swig of his beer. He
    leaned over and rustled JonKatz's hair. "I wouldn't have done
    that. I would have fed you cock all through junior high and
    high school. Some guys just don't know when they've got
    something cooking. Woah, nice pussy! Get a load of the meat on
    that fucker, too. Bet you'd like to sucker the jizz outta that
    guy's balls, hunh, JonKatz?"
    "Yeah, but I'd really to suck his hairy asshole!" JonKatz
    replied.
    "Bet he'd let ya. You really get off on bungs, doncha? You
    like smelling 'em, too, doncha? Sure dig sniffin' mine. I was
    pretty ripe the other day, wasn't I?" His cock was up hard and
    he was fisting it slowly.
    "You sure were...real ripe!"
    "But you liked it that way, didn't you?"
    "I sure did, Hemos! Got a stinky one tonight?"
    "Better than stinky, man. That's why I'm sitting on my
    shirt. Don't wanna get any butt slime on CmdrTaco's couch." He
    chuckled while CmdrTaco gasped.
    "Aw, that's filthy, man! Are you sitting there with a
    shitty asshole?"
    "Hey, I'm on an old shirt. Relax."
    "Are you saying that queer...licks shitty assholes?!"
    "I don't know. This is the first time I've offered it to
    him dirty. JonKatz, you still wanna suck my ass?"
    "Absolutely!" JonKatz gushed, crawling between Hemos's legs.
    "I'll lick it clean for you. I like 'em kinda raunchy, but
    if there's shit on it I don't mind licking it off."
    "If CmdrTaco lifted his legs up and he had a ring of crap
    all around his hole, would you lick it off for him?"
    "Sure. I'd eat CmdrTaco's shit. I mean, I'd lick it off his
    asshole."
    "Here, lick it off mine. No sense messing up this shirt."
    He grabbed his knees and pulled them back. CmdrTaco stared in shock
    as JonKatz stuck his face up to Hemos's butt and began to sniff
    and lick his hairy ass. "Watch this, CmdrTaco."
    "Jeez, what about the movie?" CmdrTaco whined.
    "Fuck the video. This is real. Watch how he licks off my
    shithole."
    JonKatz's tongue was bathing Hemos's entire crack. He loved
    the smelly thing and soon had his tongue circling Hemos's shitty
    hole. Hemos even reached down and pulled his cheeks apart,
    letting the astonished CmdrTaco get a good peek. CmdrTaco couldn't help
    staring as JonKatz cleaned his buddy's dirty crapper.
    "Oh, this is the life!" Hemos moaned, throwing his head back
    and glancing over at CmdrTaco. "When something gets dirty, just
    have your personal slave lick it. He cleans my armpits and even
    sucks the grunge from between my toes. He'll do anything you
    ask him to, CmdrTaco. Just tell him what you want."
    "Yeah, what if I wanted to SHIT on him?!" CmdrTaco snarled in
    contempt.
    "Go ahead. Hell, shit in his mouth if you want. Yeah, I'd
    like to see that myself. You'd let CmdrTaco take a shit in your
    mouth if I wanted, wouldn't you, JonKatz?"
    "Um, gee, I guess so, Hemos, if you wanted me to. I've never
    done that...sucked on a turd, I mean. I'd rather do it to you,
    Hemos. For the first one, anyway."
    "See, what'd I tell you? Well, I might be all shitted out,
    so maybe we'll have to postpone the turdsuck for another time.
    But suck me out real good, JonKatz. Maybe there's a leftover
    turdball up there. If you can suck one out, there's a good
    chance we can get CmdrTaco to take a poop for you."
    "You're insane!" CmdrTaco cried, shaking his head. But he
    continued to watch JonKatz eat out his buddy's splayed bunghole
    ...keeping a close eye out for any turdballs that might come
    flying out. Not that he particularly wanted to see one.
    "Mmmm, clean me out. Eat that shitty hole. Aw, look at him
    slopping out my turdhole, CmdrTaco. Lots of shitjuice going down
    his throat and he's happy as all fuck."
    "Gee, Hemos, maybe he'd like to drink your enema," CmdrTaco said
    sarcastically. "Oh, that's too demented to even suggest!"
    "NO!" JonKatz piped up.
    Hemos laughed. "Naw, that's more perverted than fun."
    "I'm sorry I even mentioned it," CmdrTaco whined.
    "Oooh, he's gettin' my hole loosened up. Maybe if I bear
    down. If I plop out a little turd in his mouth, Hemos you go
    through with it, CmdrTaco?"
    "You know, just to show you how disgusting this all is, I
    just might. Yeah, I'll fuckin' shit in his mouth, just so
    you'll have to smell my shit!"
    "Wouldn't be the first time, pal. I've followed you in the
    bathroom before. You suck and I'll push, JonKatz. If that doesn't
    work, maybe you can scoop some out with your fingers."
    "I don't mind eating your shit off my fingers, Hemos," JonKatz
    said, "but it won't be the same as a big turd in my mouth."
    "You're right. Bad idea. Unless you just wanna scoop some
    out anyway."
    "Why can't you guys just do some normal cocksucking and
    forget the shit?"
    "Yeah, my hole's clean. Crawl over and see if CmdrTaco's ready
    to let you lick his prick."
    CmdrTaco had a stiff rail in his hand, despite everything else.
    He sighed in resignation, and pushed his boner down between his
    spread legs, letting the eager JonKatz lick the crown.
    "Uh, yeah, that's okay. What the hell. I've let a couple
    fags go down on me in the past. Go ahead and suck it if you
    want."
    "That's the spirit, CmdrTaco! But let him treat you, don't go
    blowing your load too soon. And when you're ready, just lift
    your legs and tell him to lick your ass."
    After JonKatz slobbered over CmdrTaco's knob and teased up and
    down his shaft for a while, CmdrTaco was getting turned on much too
    fast. He pulled his cock from JonKatz's mouth and lifted his
    thighs.
    "Alright," he sighed with false reluctance, "Go on. Might
    as well get my ass sucked for all this baloney you're putting
    me through." He stared at the ceiling--a feined attempt to
    disassociate himself from what was happening.
    "Aw, poor baby," Hemos chuckled, making CmdrTaco laugh, too.
    Then CmdrTaco let out a quiet little gasp as JonKatz's wet tongue
    began to circle his hairy anus.
    "Ah, fuck!" He lifted his thighs more and held his knees
    back. "If you're gonna eat out my shithole, man, go for it! Oh,
    god, I didn't know I was so sensitive down there. Oh, that's a
    great sensation!"
    "You got him hooked, JonKatz baby," Hemos cried, getting down
    on the floor to watch. "Make him squirm. Lick that hairy
    stinkhole and show him whose tongue is boss. Make him quiver
    like you did me that first time. Look at him holding those legs
    back, offering everything he's got. Eat that smelly hole!" Hemos
    looked up at CmdrTaco and winked. "Kinda neat having a faggot
    between your cheeks cleaning out your shitty asshole, isn't it?
    And the best part is he likes the way you smell down there and
    he likes the way you taste. He's gonna ram his long tongue up
    your hot turdhole and try to lick out your steamy rectum!"
    Then he turned back to JonKatz. "How's he taste?"
    "Oh, he's delicious! And his smell doesn't go away after
    licking it, cause it's so hairy, I guess. Best smelling asshole
    I ever smelled. I could keep my nose in here for a week!"
    "Well, buddy, guess your shit does stink better than mine."
    "Oh, that's, I mean..." JonKatz stammered, "I still love
    yours, Hemos."
    "Heh. Just eat. I know enough about bungsuckers to know
    that the sweetest asshole in the world is the one they happen to
    be eating out at the moment." He sat down next to CmdrTaco, raised
    his own legs, then grabbed CmdrTaco's hand and wrapped it around
    his prick while taking CmdrTaco's big cock in hand. Then he
    grinned. "Hell, we might as well trade handjobs while he
    tickles our innards."
    CmdrTaco was about to take his hand away, but the feel and
    texture of his buddy's cock felt comfortably familiar. "Guess
    one more time wouldn't hurt."
    "Hell, I never did want to stop. Even after we started
    getting chicks, I could have gone for a wild meat-beating with
    you now and then. And it's a lot safer now."
    "How's that?"
    "Well, with a cocksucker to do our bidding, we won't be
    tempted to try it out."
    "I never was tempted to try that!" CmdrTaco said defensively.
    "Fuck you and the big balls you rode in on! I thought about
    it, and I know you did, too. We were both just too chicken,
    that's all."
    "Yeah. Well, good thing we got a cocksucker, right?"
    "Right. How's your bunghole feeling?"
    "Ah, good! Makes me think about something else we never
    tried." He chuckled.
    "Hey, we're big boys now. You can stick it up my hole if I
    can stick it up yours! And JonKatz can suck our cocks clean!"
    "Fuck each other like a bitch, hunh?"
    "Yep. Then we can both fuck JonKatz."
    "And I'll still lick your pricks clean!" JonKatz blurted out,
    smiling.

    1. Re:The Truth about JonKatz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Uh... I may be new to this place, but I can see that your post is definitely off-topic. It's also pretty disgusting and may offend many people.

      Please try to stay on topic in the future.

    2. Re:The Truth about JonKatz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      don't astroturf your own trolls, pal. that's just plain wrong

    3. Re:The Truth about JonKatz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Uh.. dude, it wasn't me.

    4. Re:The Truth about JonKatz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Really? I do believe you took a wrong turn. Felching 101 is the third door on the right.

      I think I'd better get me a proper trolling account.

      Slow Down Cowboy!

      Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment

  25. First Dildo Post!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mad propz to shitty asshole licking.

    :o)

  26. I dunno... by PhReaKyDMoNKeY · · Score: 0

    No firewire? Gah. Good luck filling up 9000 tracks by USB. And what does it have over me bloody computer? If you need a computer in the first place to load the thing up, why not invest in some good speakers instead? (Yes, I know it can download from the internet, but don't think for a minute they're gonna get away with a direct connection to any of the napster wannabes.) I suppose if you hacked it to get around that stuff it might be cool, but anybody who can hack something like that most assuredly has a computer, so we're back to square one. To wit, nice idea, but unnecessary and fairly useless.

  27. And Jim Morrison sings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck you in the assssssssssssssssssssssss...

    1. Re:And Jim Morrison sings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I thought it was: "I wanna fuck my mother!"

    2. Re:And Jim Morrison sings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Different song. This was a live version he did with Jimi Hendrix, where he did sing those words in that order. As opposed to "Mother, I wanna fuck you".. etc.

  28. DRM by dido · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it a device to give the RIAA execs nightmares or wet dreams? We all know that the MPAA and RIAA would both like to uninvent the computer, and this sort of specialized digital entertainment box may be just the thing they need, a special-purpose device that they have near absolute control over.

    We all know that digital rights management is impossible to enforce on a general-purpose computer. But on a special-purpose entertainment console like this one, it will be trivial to do so except against the most determined cracker, if it has been designed properly.

    Maybe the CD writer it's got is one of those that only writes those junk CD's that you can't play on a computer...

    --
    Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.
  29. The wrong product in the right direction by sela · · Score: 3, Interesting


    The general idea of a pc-based entertainment center is, actually, a great idea.

    A PC gains more and more entertainment capabilities. You can use a PC for game playing, listening to MP3, watching DVDs, as a smart TV (a-la TiVo), and the list goes on.

    There is one problem with a TV, though: it is not designed to sit in your living-room.

    So, an entertainment center designed to sit at your living room and function as a combained DVD/CD/MP3 player, TiVo, internet set-top box and play-station is a great idea.
    The problem with HP's offering is that it focuses only on the music-related features, and hence it is may end up as a pretty expensive toy that have a relatively small set of features.

    Out of the list of suggested features, I may be willing to give-up on the game-playing features (it would be difficult to have a rich game library unless the product is based on an existing gaming platform, or is windows-based PC under the hood). I would like to see a combined DVD/CD/MP3/TiVo with internet conectivity, though.

    1. Re:The wrong product in the right direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is one problem with a TV, though: it is not designed to sit in your living-room.

      Pray, do enlighten us as to why a TV is not designed to sit in a living room? Which room would be more suitable?

    2. Re:The wrong product in the right direction by sela · · Score: 1


      Ok ... Ok ... I'm sure you understood I've ment a PC there ... Not TV.

  30. Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

    The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!

    You people disgust me!

    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by Psiven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm wondering if you even deserve a response. Is this flame-bait? Like, where the hell did that all come from? Sometimes I think its better to approach unwanted behaivor with a dose of compassion, lest you come off as a wailing lunatic *cough* *cough*. You have a point though - I don't know if its a world wide trend or what, but most people I know barely recognize anything outside their own concerns. Its a valid note because sometimes people get hurt when others choose to ignore selfishly.

      Anyone remember that stoty of the stabbing with a dozen witnesses, but no one bothered to call police until it was too late? Or about Jeffery Damer's nieghboors who heard screams and moaning but neglected to investigate? Although instances like these are extreme, and people can get hurt when your ::too:: paranoid, its this type of blatent disregard of what your spirit is trying to tell you that causes trouble. There is also a lot of harm and good achieved when it's not. (Forgive my terminology, but its the best model I've found. Spirit, dreaming, tao, Jesus, global brain, my left pinkie toe - pick your poison).

      Your concerns are valid, but criticism doesn't ussually achieve anything. It will only create a barrier that will ensure your perspective will be disregarded (in my opinion). Communication can only occur between equals. So better to act compassionate and in the interest of those who you are trying to convey with. And if your not interested in those people, why bother with them? ;)

      I've been reading some stuff by Arnold Mindell that I really like. He's genuinely concerned with our world and it's conflicts and acts the part. Racism, oppression, abuse, schizofrenia - plus much much more! Really though, if you're interested in ways to get this globe out its funk, Mindell is an insightful author with provactative ideas.

      ("Reading Rainbow" theme song kicks in)
      So goto your public library and check it out today!

      P.S. Who cares if people don't like what you say! Stand up for yourself and ideas and post under your name!

  31. CDR capabilities by sela · · Score: 4, Insightful


    According to their specs, they are using a 4/8/4 CD-RW (rips music at 4x, writes 8x, write CDRW at 4x). Considering 32/16/10 are the minimal specs for CDRs now, it looks like they's using this box to get rid of outdated CDR stock they got.

    I don't know about you ... I may be able to live with 8x wirte, but not with 4x riping speed, when I can do it in 40x on my PC.

    1. Re:CDR capabilities by kochsr · · Score: 1

      i would like to know what setup you are using (cdr, architecture, which program, which OS) i am of the opinion you can't really get a quality rip much past 12x

  32. I'll wait for Apple's iDeck by JimRay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's what I want from Apple, a la iPod, in a stereo component (iDeck, I kinda like that for a name...)

    Removable 60 GB firewire harddrive. Sync with my mac (or move your mp3's manually from peecee). Connect to my stereo. Play mp3's through my stereo, easily.

    PVR functionality. Record television shows, Tivo, etc. Play DVD's, CD's, mp3 CD-R's, etc.

    Snync recorded video to my mac (or drag and drop from the mounted firewire drive to my peecee...) Have a plugin for iMovie that allows me to record my television programs to DVD, via the SuperDrive. This would be very cool, and Apple could actually do it.

    Make it expandable. Include an empty bay so that I can add another 100GB firewire drive if I want. Include networking, but not to transfer massive video files over a network (why? when you have firewire...). Allow mp3 streaming to PC clients on the network.

    Release a mini-iDeck that will connect to the main Deck via airport and have music streamed to any room in range. Build on cheap G3 hardware, embedded Darwin, scaled down Aqua gui for tv out (antialiased text on a television...)

    I'm also waiting for Sony to release something like this, perhaps with linux inside (they seem to be gearing up for war with Microsoft...)

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    My other computer is your Windows box
    1. Re:I'll wait for Apple's iDeck by Essron · · Score: 1
      Except for actually recording your tv feed, Macs already do all this stuff! What are you waiting for?

      Also, with a media encoder you could easily capture from VHS...perhaps you could do it on the fly but you would want a different machine to do it. This thing claims to be able to capture video thru a coaxial feed.

    2. Re:I'll wait for Apple's iDeck by PMan88 · · Score: 1

      if you have a dv camera, it's easier. hook up the RCA (or s-video) out on your tv/vcr/dvd to the corresponding port on you dv cam. put it in vcr mode. plug it into your mac with a firewire cable. open imovie. press import (and play on vcr/dvd) and you're recording

    3. Re:I'll wait for Apple's iDeck by Essron · · Score: 1
      if you have a dv camera, it's easier...

      You are correct. However, remember that your DV camera was not made for this purpose, not designed for daily wear and tear on the RCA inputs.

      I know this because before i got laid off they had me doing lots of DV dumps with a Cannon pro-sumer model. It was a great little cam, and I warned them what was bound to happen long beforehand, but the audio inputs fritzed out. I am looking to buy a broken DV cam with working RCA ports...

  33. DEC resurrected by sstammer · · Score: 1
    Hewlett Packard has introduced the de100c Digital Entertainment Center


    So the venerable DEC rises from the ashes?


    First Compaq buys Digital Equipment Corporation, and then HP buys Compaq. The result? DEC changes from a name associated with minicomputers and mainframes to entertainment equipment. Hmmm...


    Tim

    1. Re:DEC resurrected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know we're all itching to hear of DEC being resurrected, but that's stretching a bit :)

  34. Build your own ... sorta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can easily build a PC to do that and more. I am currently building an Entertainment PC that will be tied to my TV and stereo. Some specifics:

    * AMD Processor
    * Desktop Case (painting it black myself)
    * ATI All In Wonder Radeon (PVR and TV out)
    * Plextor BuRN proof CDRW
    * Ethernet NIC

    Some of the my uses for this PC:

    * Play MP3s
    * Play Games (PC and M.A.M.E)
    * Record TV via ATI AIW (has some PVR features)
    * Burn CDs
    * Play DVDs

    You can vary the components greatly depending on your budget. Of course this is turning into to an expensive toy for me. :-)

  35. Compaq already has something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://athome.compaq.com/showroom/static/ipaq/musi c_center.asp

    Curiously enough, Compaq has a similar device out under the IPAQ label that does pretty much the same thing.. I think the capacty is lower than the HP, and it doesnt burn CDs..

    Didnt HP just buy Compaq recently?? Interesting how they managed to come out with similar products...

  36. Next big thing by heroine · · Score: 2

    Is anyone not working on one of these at their day job?

  37. I do not want to purchase this. by generic-man · · Score: 1

    My PC (or "Personal Computer") already does all of the functions of this contraption, and I enjoy using it with a full-sized keyboard and mouse. Plus, I run Linux, America's most popular operating system, which allows me to write my own software. Try writing your own software in Windows!

    Just remember: if it's not Linux, don't buy it.

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  38. (Digital Entertainment == MP3) ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is Digital Entertainment limited to one audio file format? I'd like to be able to dump some DivX on there and watch those. It makes no mention of video at all (except for streaming Real Player, which is like saying your computer has sound because you can hear the fans humming). Entertainment for me is a lot more than just mp3s playing. They don't even mention visualization during playback.

    Digital Entertainment includes AT LEAST music, video, and digital images. (being able to do a slideshow on the TV would be nice). MP3 playback is just MP3 playback.

  39. You're wrong about the drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I work for HP, but nowhere near the CD or home appliance divisions.

    HP oems their drives. They use various manufacturers. We did use Phillips in the past. Our last few CD-R drives have been Sony drives. Much better than past choices.

    I have no idea what this particular device uses. I've never heard of it before.

  40. Color may be a problem by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    Knowing Apple, they'd make this device with a translucent case in bright colors. That's not going to fit in too well with my black A/V components.

    1. Re:Color may be a problem by CityZen · · Score: 1

      No no, translucent colors is 90's! For the 00's, it's finely brushed metal and glossy white finishes.

  41. User interface issue by CityZen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem I have with most digital music vault devices is the user interface. My ideal user interface is voice input, of course ("Computer, play something upbeat" or "Computer, play some U2", etc.). Of course, even this needs a supplement, since I need a fast way to see what I have available. My current system is to look at my rack of CDs and scan the titles from the cases, then pick the ones I want. I need a UI that gives me something as easy as that. I can't stand it if I have to constantly press a scroll button and wait for every title to go by. It would be better if I had a scroll wheel, and the listing of titles would move as fast as I turned the wheel (while remaining completely readable at all times). I could spin the wheel, scan the titles, stop it at the ones I wanted, the hit "select" for those. The important thing is that it be fast (and responsive), since I may have lots of titles (of course, there should be lots of selection modes, not necessarily just for titles). Anybody seen any good UI ideas in a good music product lately?

  42. mods on crack by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    I post at -1.. why do crackhead mods waste points modding it -1 offtopic?

  43. I was on a focus group to review these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    About 9 months ago I was on a focus group to review these things. It was supposed to be four sessions in four months or something, and then we got the device, but I was "dismissed" after the first session and told not to come back. I think I pissed them off by telling them that if this device wasn't open, it would be hacked.

    They were very interested in how we would respond to advertising that was downloaded to it and played for us based on our music choices. The group said downloading concert info about the bands we liked was fine, most of the people didn't really mind more annoying ads, but I said that if there wasn't a way to opt out of the ads I would firewall its outgoing network connection.

    They asked if it would be ok if the box reported back certain user preferences, and I said that would be fine if they were totally upfront about what information was sent. I told them that lying would just get them in trouble, because we would see every packet this thing sent over the wire, and would raise a stink about any unexplained ones.

    I think the final insult is when they asked the price we would pay. Most of the other people said $1000 or $1200, but I said that I had built similar devices for $300. That was a bit unfair, because $300 doesn't include the surplus and out of date computer pieces used from work, and their box was certainly nicer than what I had put together. At the time their box had a 20GB drive, and a CD burner, so it would have been more fair of me (on then prices) to have said $450-500.

    I think their main problem was they had tried to pack the room with people who were very into music, yet somewhat tech savy. Unfortunately I am very tech savy, and only somewhat into music, so instead of spending my time dreaming about the virtues of a 20GB CD changer (besides I already had the equivilant) I spent my time dreaming about all of the evil things they would be doing with this box.

  44. Wow, talk about a hackable machine by Mr.+Punch · · Score: 1

    This looks sweet. Pentium 566, USB (for keyboard & mouse), composite & svideo (use a TV as the monitor), probably has pretty decent sound, for a computer. If the price is right, this could be a lot of fun.

  45. Looks like an NLX form factor by CityZen · · Score: 1

    I was looking at the back panel, and I noticed that port/expansion card layout looks like standard NLX. This is encouraging.

  46. What's so unique about this? by Donut+Fiend · · Score: 1

    It sounds almost exactly like the Kenwood Entré, except with a bigger hard drive, DRM, and no DVD title/information downloading ability.

  47. I've already got one for me on the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except I'm using this which was previously mentioned on Slashdot. Not only will it work for all the above mentioned, but I can stick in a DVD drive and use it as a DVD player too!

    All you people bitching about the unit, build yourself one like me!

  48. Uh, no by Nebrie · · Score: 1

    Have you actually bothered to click on Apple's hardware page lately? Well, all I see is Metal, and Glossy White! Where's the translucent colors? There are none! Do your homework before posting next time.

  49. This has Great Potential by DaFrogBoy · · Score: 1


    My roommates and I currently use one of our computers to share all of our MP3's. Plus, when we have a party, we generally burn a few CD's and pop them into the CD Player. This device from HP could change things.

    For one, if it has the ability to share it's data to other PC's via the LAN connection, it could become our new 'MP3 Server'. We could listen to the music from our PCs or through our Stereo system in the living room.

    Another great feature that I hope it has is some type of visual effects such as Geiss. That way, we could have some cool stuff on the TV while the music is playing during our parties.

    Plus, you don't have to wait for the CD changer to switch CDs when you have it on Random or on a Playlist. You could have tons of playlists stored (as opposed to the single playlist I currently get on my CD Changer) for all sorts of scenarios. A study playlist, party playlist, romantic playlist ;)

    All in all, I think this device is Great, and if it features PC Access via the LAN connection, and some type of Visual Effects that go along with the music, you can bet that I'll be picking one up (provided the pricetag is reasonable)

  50. Copywrite vs. copyright by yerricde · · Score: 2

    anyone know if there are going to be any copywrite issues with these things?

    Copywrite refers to writing and editing text. An example of a "copywrite issue" would be the fact that Sony's MemoryStick.org web site is full of Engrish on the front page.

    On the other hand, copyright is a monopoly that the government grants to creators of original works of authorship and that said creators have twisted into a way to screw their customers.

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  51. PlayStation? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    So, an entertainment center designed to sit at your living room and function as a combained DVD/CD/MP3 player, TiVo, internet set-top box and play-station is a great idea.

    And you're endorsing a proprietary platform (i.e. Sony PlayStation (TM) (R) (C) (patented)) for the gaming part? Why not a more open platform like Famicom whose patents have expired?

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  52. DEC Sound System == DECSS? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    So the venerable DEC rises from the ashes?

    If they were calling this a DEC S ound S ystem, and they later announced a DVD upgrade, would they be sued?

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  53. These look cool... by My+Trolling+Account · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

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