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God's Debris

Thank reader mblumber for this review of Scott Adams's God's Debris, newly republished in hardcover after starting out life a few years ago as an e-book. For those who've never seen Adam's serious side, this is an interesting introduction. God's Debris author Scott Adams pages 128 publisher Andrew McMeel, Publishers rating 9 reviewer mblumber ISBN 0740721909 summary An existential thought experiment in the form of a dialogue.

I like reading books that make me think, but not in the same way that I think when I'm at work or doing homework. When reading for pleasure, I want something that at first glance is so strange it's absurd, but at closer examination makes a tremendous amount of sense. That depth is the essence of Scott Adams' God's Debris, A Thought Experiment.

Adams is not known for writing super-intelligent commentaries on life, at least ones without a punchline or visual gag. Creator of Dilbert, his writing to this point has focused upon the world of cubicles and shifting organizational charts where engineers and management ('induhviduals' as he often calls them) square off in battles where the engineers are right and management is wrong. Very straightforward, enjoyable reading, but nothing compared to his latest work.

God's Debris was first published in May of 1999 as an e-book. It is sold by Digital Owl and can be purchased as bits for $4.95 or in hardcover wherever books are sold. The story focuses on both the physical laws of nature (relativity, gravity, the origin of the universe) and the psychology behind religion. The story is told by a fairly educated narrator talking to an unseen second character who seems to hold a deep understanding of the universe. As I read more, I found my own questions being raised by the narrator, and addressed by the other character. This arrangement makes for a very strange read, but the unusual format enhances the overall reading experience.

This book second guesses everything one learns in school, and comes close to succeeding. I cannot think of a single statement in the book that can be proven incorrect. To a college-educated reader like me, some of the assertions may seem totally ridiculous -- the problem is that they make just as much sense as Einstein's relativistic physics. In the introduction to the book, Adams observes the fact that ' ... the simplest explanation usually sounds right and is far more convincing than any complicated explanation could hope to be.'

The protagonist makes some very peculiar assertions throughout; My favorite is a statement he makes about the true nature of gravity, specifically that it is fueled by probability. The idea his advances is that all matter is constantly switching in and out of existence, and that is how objects move. The reason that matter appears to be attracted to other matter is that, according to the rules of probability, each piece of matter will inherently appear closer to massive objects the next time it comes back into existence. If you didn't understand that, and you'd like to, then you should read the book.

If you are a religious person, I can assure that this book will be disturbing. Although not told from an atheist point of view, the protagonist rejects the traditional view of religion. There are references to religious beliefs as 'delusions' only intended to allow the less-enlightened to live in relative peace in a world which has little. Taken as a whole, the views expressed can best be summarized ala Jesse Ventura, that 'organized religion is a crutch for the weak-minded.'

I'm purposely avoiding going into detail about the contents of the book. This is not only because a small piece doesn't make sense by itself, but also because most of the fun is in the discovery. Reading this book, you feel as if you are the first and only person to truly understand the world. I wouldn't want to spoil that for you. It's only 132 pages, broken up into very short chapters, and it can be read on your lunch break. I highly recommend it.

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334 comments

  1. I read this book by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I liked it.. but I read the whole thing and there was no fucking Dogbert! What the hell..

    1. Re:I read this book by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Maybe Dogbert is the "unseen second character who seems to hold a deep understanding of the universe." Or is that supposed to be Wally.

  2. Organised religion quote by Grab · · Score: 4, Informative

    Jesse Ventura rephrased that from Karl Marx, who said that "religion is the opiate of the people".

    Grab.

    1. Re:Organised religion quote by Ryandav · · Score: 2, Informative

      i thought it was "revolution is the opiate of the masses"...

      ?

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    2. Re:Organised religion quote by SnapShot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Rephrased again, more recently, "religion is the excuse to crash airliners into skyscrapers, shoot doctors, and murder your neighbors."

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      Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
    3. Re:Organised religion quote by Cesaro · · Score: 1

      Oi.... get is straight people:

      "Religion is the opiate of the masses."

    4. Re:Organised religion quote by wackysootroom · · Score: 1

      Heh!, WTF....
      I thought that it read 'Opiate is the religion of the masses.'

    5. Re:Organised religion quote by ShelbyCobra · · Score: 1

      I can imagine that "The Gov" Jesse Ventura probably messed it up to be the people instead of the masses.

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      -ShelbyCobra

      Living life in the right side of the s-plane

    6. Re:Organised religion quote by _Swank · · Score: 2

      I'm sure he didn't write it in English so what's the point in being pedantic?

    7. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think what he actually said was "People should be allowed to keep midgets as pets."

    8. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This just in:
      Ex-Wrestler insults people with whom he doesn't agree.
      and in related news:
      Milo "The Mangler" Mortison retorts "Is not!"
    9. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That's funny. I thought that history has proven that Communism was the opiate of the masses.

      Anonymous Kev
      Proudly posting as AC since 1997

    10. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course Karl never had cable tv... or Everquest.

    11. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good One!

    12. Re:Organised religion quote by Marasmus · · Score: 3, Informative
      It is also derived from a quote from Sigmund Freud:
      Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world, which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessities. But it cannot achieve its end. Its doctrines carry with them the stamp of the times in which they originated, the ignorant childhood days of the human race. Its consolations deserve no trust. Experience teaches us that the world is not a nursery. The ethical commands, to which religion seeks to lend its weight, require some other foundations instead, for human society cannot do without them, and it is dangerous to link up obedience to them with religious belief. If one attempts to assign to religion its place in man's evolution, it seems not so much to be a lasting acquisition, as a parallel to the neurosis which the civilized individual must pass through on his way from childhood to maturity.
      "Moses and Monotheism", 1932
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    13. Re:Organised religion quote by jlv · · Score: 1

      Do you mean Opium is the religion of the masses?

    14. Re:Organised religion quote by shaum · · Score: 2, Informative
      i thought it was "revolution is the opiate of the masses"...
      No.

      It's worth pointing out that some of the meaning of the original quote has been lost. In Marx's day, "opiate" didn't mean "addictive recreational drug"; it meant "powerful, potentially harmful painkiller".

      Put another way, Marx saw capitalism as a disorder for which religion was a dangerous, limited remedy, and communist revolution the cure.

      Yecchhh, I'm actually defending Marx. I'm going to go take a shower now...

    15. Re:Organised religion quote by Shafalus · · Score: 2, Informative
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    16. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be more comforting if Bush didnt invoke God in every other sentence since 9/11.

    17. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He meant "religiate"

    18. Re:Organised religion quote by The+Stranger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Marx statement is, I think, generally misinterpreted. Keep in mind that Marx made it in the early 19th century. At that point, opium was a key medical drug for relieving pain.

      I don't really think that Marx meant to imply that religion put people into an unthinking daze in which they would be content with their situations. Rather, the focus was that such pain existed, in a social sense, and the fact that people needed something to help them deal with it was indicative of a real problem that needed to be addressed. In other words, the statement isn't a commentary on the merits of religion, but rather on the state of society.

      (side note: if I recall correctly, I first encountered this interpretation in a book by Edward Hays)

    19. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or was it "opiates are the religion of the people"?

    20. Re:Organised religion quote by CrazyJoel · · Score: 1

      The truth is that heroin is the opiate of the masses.

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      Such is the infinite Grace of Popeye.
    21. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i guess that would make downtown NYC, "God's Debris"

    22. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And speaking as a reasonably thoughtful religious person, let me just say that I don't find cheap shots of this nature to be disturbing in the least.

    23. Re:Organised religion quote by Silver222 · · Score: 1
      Actually, codeine would probably be the opiate of the masses. I guzzled that stuff in cough syrup when I was a kid. Nice dreams, but the constipation the next day sucked.

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      "It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Keep that in mind at all times." Bill Hicks
    24. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marx didn't see capitalism as a disorder, he saw it as a stage, albeit dangerous and exploitive, of humanity (human production).

      For this reason Marx perceives the history of humankind as the history of (different) Modes of Production, given that for Marx it is the Mode of Production which is the infrastructure of society at large. These Modes of Production are successive `stages' in that history of humankind with capitalism being the penultimate and because it is so exploitative and alienating it will lead to the final Mode of socialism.

      www.sociologyonline.co.uk/Marxism.htm+Karl+marx+ ca pitalism&hl=en

    25. Re:Organised religion quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marx makes this statement as if a purely materialistic philosophy is somehow not as oppressive as a theistic/essence philosophy.

      Gee, not that the governments of Red China or the now-defunct Soviet Union were oppressive at all...or Germany's Nazi-socialism.

      Manipulation and oppression is foul and inhumane no matter whether it's couched in theistic or materialistic terms.

      Thanks, Karl.

      -Ken

    26. Re:Organised religion quote by Grab · · Score: 2

      Depends on your translation of "Volk". When AH said "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer", a standard English translation is "One people, one empire, one leader", or sometimes "one race". It's "people" as in "a large group of" - "masses" does translate it, but so would "common people" (although the latter has an implicit value-judgement).

      Grab.

  3. I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by tmark · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be hard to take any book by him that does not contain comic strips, seriously. I would also find it hard to take seriously a book on philosophy by Charles Schultz, Stan Lee, O.J. Simpson, or Tonya Harding. There's just too much extra baggage tied up with what I think I know of the author. Plus I still haven't forgiven him for that damn Dilbert T.V. show.

    1. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by T1girl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've learned more from Scott Adams' books, comic strips and LOTD forum than all the corporate seminars, hot-shot management guides and corporate CEO puff biographies I've attended or read all rolled into one. He can say more in a few short sentences or cells than most of these windbags say in a ponderous volume of prose. Who says comic books and graphic novels aren't a legitimate forum for art and ideas? Satire is wasted on some people.

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    2. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by msouth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      that's an astute observation, but it's an observation about a problem that you have, not a problem with Adams writing philosophy.

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    3. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This attitude is, of course, why a lot of writers have used pseudonyms. For example, if Charles Dodson had published Alice in Wonderland under his own name, it would have really discredited his mathematical publications in a lot of people's minds.

      OTOH, I'd guess that Adams publishes such writings under his own name with the idea of publicly tweaking the dummies who pigeonhole writers. He would probably classify you as an "induhvidual",
      and you'd deserve the name.

      You should also read his "Dilbert Future" book. It's tremendously funny, and very serious at the same time. And he's starting to look like a real prophet already ...

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    4. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by j-beda · · Score: 2
      Charles Schultz had a large number of strips dealing with questions of spirtuality, usually from the christian tranditions. Some of them are quite well done and thought provoking.

      Linus has always been a bit of a student of theology...

    5. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      So you'd take his comics seriously, but his serious book lightly?

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    6. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by legLess · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Satire is wasted on some people.

      Satire?? Dilbert is one of the sorriest attempts at satire ever. What's Dilbert's basic message? "Bosses are stupid, but we all have to do what they say anyway, unless we can trick them by being lazy or fucking up."

      Folks, wake up and smell the capitalism. Real satire inspires you to action, it twists in your mind until its meaning is communicated, it disturbs and outrages. Real satire has teeth, it draws blood. If you want satire read Jonathan Swift:
      My hate, whose lash just Heaven had long decreed,
      Shall on a day make sin and folly bleed.
      His satire had a goal, a purpose. He wrote to tear down empires, to destroy human stupidity.

      Scott Adams has an entirely different goal: to become rich as Croesus by exploiting human stupidity and pandering to it. Pathetic.
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    7. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by MythosTraecer · · Score: 1

      I disagree about taking a book on philosophy by Charles Schultz seriously. Peanuts often incorporated thoughts about existence, the universe, mankind, and God. Presenting these profound thoughts and musings through the eyes of children made them all the more profound. He had a wonderful ability to present philosophical ideas in a way accessible to the common man. Charles Schultz was a man with a talent we may not see again in this lifetime.

      I would not read a book on philosophy written by Stan Lee, but I might read a book where he talks about youth culture, since his work seems to have had such an impact there. I would have no respect for anything written by either OJ Simpson or Tonya Harding unless it was titled Yeah, OK, I Killed Them or Of Course I Told Whathisface to Wack Her Knee, respectively. And even then, I would not actually read them. Schulz is not in the same league as the others.

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    8. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jonathon Swift. I loved reading him as a kid. He was so cool, flying that spaceship around and killing the space aliens.

      (my poor attempt at satire. Posting anonymously to avoid off-topic moderation.)

    9. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by mickwd · · Score: 2
      From dictionary.com:

      Satire: 1a) A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
      b) The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
      2) Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

      Nothing there that says satire can't be subtle.

    10. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by tiilikainen · · Score: 1

      Ever read The Gospel According to Peanuts? Robert Short did some work in using some of Schulz's strips to illustrate the basic themes of Christianity.

    11. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by EChris · · Score: 1

      You know, actually I found a lot of stuff he wrote in _The Dilbert Future_ to be insightful and fairly deep, he doesn't really stick only to management fads and engineering in it. He really puts on the old thinking cap and talks about what he sees as coming up in the future. The way he describes things shows how he came to the conclusions he did. Sure, maybe a lot of it is for humor value, but it does make you think.

      There was even an actually serious section in the book on the concept of affirmations. He dropped the funny face and talked about this subject and how he truly believes that, for whatever underlying reason, affirmations have gotten him to where he is today. This sounds shallow as I write it, but I was really struck by the chapter when I read it. I even wrote him a note about my experiences and observations, and got a personal reply back from him. Seems like a nice guy, too.

      Anyway, that's my take on this, I don't think he's as completely unproven as the original poster asserts. I'd bet that the original poster hasn't actually read any of Scott Adams' books, just his comic strips. There's quite a difference.

      Chris

    12. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by MadSaxon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you truly have a difficult time taking Scott seriously, you haven't read any of his other (non-comic strip) books. In _The Dilbert Future_, especially, Scott reveals the depth of his intellect, and, more to the point, his great joy in tinkering with the established modes of thought. Scott likes to question not only social authority, but also our dogmatic approach to science. Even though I appreciate _Dilbert_ and the sardonic humor therewith associated (as someone else pointed out, BTW, Dilbert is _not_ satire, although some satirical elements do crop up from time to time), I enjoy even more Scott's critical give and take when he examines our beliefs and speculates on our future.

      I don't expect Scott's style to appeal to or impress everyone. But don't make the mistake of dismissing him as a "mere cartoonist." In point of fact, it takes a fairly formidable intellect to generate graphic humor of this type, despite its superficial simplistic nature. I've examined a number of cartoonists in some depth, including Trudeau, Watterson, Breathed, Griffith, Sam Hurt (Eyebeam), and of course Adams. While most of them are egotists and some are rather disagreeable, all of them are quite intelligent.

      While we can never really know with certainty what, if anything, can offer us spiritual salvation, I believe that the salvation of the earthly soul can be achieved through humor. With that precept firmly in mind, I celebrate Scott Adams and name him among my personal heroes.

    13. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's a cartoon strip.

    14. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by drakee · · Score: 1

      Hey, Scott is one smart fellow. There are some cool philisophical and scientific insights in his book, the Dilbert Future. He talks about stuff like chaos theory and quantum physics, and it's quite interesting. Knocking the guy's intelligence because he draws cartoons is elitist and, dare I say, bad karma ;)

      ...And his line of yuppie vegan burritos is dil-tastic!

    15. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by Broccolist · · Score: 1

      Oh please, not everything has to be a work of high art that enriches the soul and elevates the mind. Scott Adams' goal is to make people laugh and he's extremely good at it. There's nothing wrong with helping people have fun, even if it serves no higher purpose.

    16. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by SpeelingChekka · · Score: 2

      Virtually every single one of Scott Adams books (that aren't 100% comic strips) contain plenty of insightful, interesting and thoughtful philosophical comments. Its difficult to miss, so I can't understand how you could have read any of his works without noticing it. Similarly, I found mblumber's "Adams is not known for writing super-intelligent commentaries on life" comments quite strange. Even his comic strips deal with philosophical and religous issues (such as the one where Dogbert postulates that God, the 'ultimate higher-level being', must be our future, not our past, because progressively higher-level systems in life are continually being developed from simpler, "building-block" organisms, and that we are just one step along the way). There are plenty of examples though. It boggles my mind that anyone can have read any of his books without noticing the obvious non-mainstream philosophical slant. If you've been reading Dilbert (and more generally anything of Scott Adams) as purely light humour, you've been missing out.

    17. Re:I'd have a hard time taking this book seriously by SpeelingChekka · · Score: 2

      legLess just wanted to prove to us all how much better and more cultured and "super-intellectual" he is than everyone else here; Dilbert is "beneath his level", so since the majority of people here enjoy Dilbert, this is how he declares his alleged "superiority" over the "common masses". Its boring, plain-old classism at its lamest. Reminds me of someone I knew who only listened to classical music, and considered anyone who could not also "appreciate" classical music to be beneath him. Personally, I doubt that legLess has read much of anything from Scott Adams, because he makes an extremely shallow analysis of the Dilbert comic strip. Scott Adams works contain many insightful philophical subtleties that many people seem to miss, and his humour books even more so.

      I guess part of the problem here is the popular view that comics are not art, but are essentially worthless, except perhaps good for for a laugh but thats it. So people generally have the opinion that poetry is "high art" while comics are "low art", which is obviously untrue to anyone who has ever actually read any of the comics that don't fall into the 90% of sturgeons law (e.g. Pogo, Maus, Barefoot Gen etc). This is a subject that Bill Watterson (of Calvin and Hobbes fame) also occasionally addressed in his comic strips.

      If anyone doesn't think that the comics medium is capable of brilliant, subtle satire, I suggest they go read Walt Kelly's Pogo right now.

      I'm not sure why legLess thinks that wanting to be rich makes somebody less worthy a satirist. Thats a ridiculous assertion.

      Scott Adams also manages to bring some of the philosophical issues he deals with in his books "to the masses" (at least probably to the extent that that is possible). I guess some pseudo-intellectual classists resent that, because when philosophy starts to reach the masses, they no longer have something to use to proclaim their superiority over the masses.

  4. it was worth a few bucks to read it, but... by Scrooge919 · · Score: 1

    I liked the book overall, but I wouldn't say it "blew my mind" or anything. I had read some comments about it prior to shelling out the $4.95 and it sounded like I was in store for some kind of profound mind-blowing experience. I'll admit some of the concepts were a little novel, but not much beyond things that I hadn't already thought of at one time or another. It was neat seeing them all in one place, in a story setting.

    If you like the book, I would also recommend getting The Celestine Prophecy (can't think of the author at the moment). It can be a little preachy at times, but overall has some very neat ideas in it.

    1. Re:it was worth a few bucks to read it, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't have an account, so I'll just go on as anonymous coward.. hahaha
      but anywayz, if that didn't blow your mind (not that i've read this book), take a read at 'The Elegant Universe' by Brian Greene. Its about superstring theory and multidimensional space-fabric.

      If you can comprehend the possiblity of 10 space and 1 time dimension as a start... then this is your book!

      and no, i have no financial gain by endorsing this book, its just the greatest thing since 'A brief history of time' by Stephen Hawking

    2. Re:it was worth a few bucks to read it, but... by dachshund · · Score: 1
      If you can comprehend the possiblity of 10 space and 1 time dimension as a start... then this is your book!

      Except, to be honest, I don't think anybody really can comprehend 11-dimensional space very deeply :)

      It is a great book, though.

  5. Re:take out the fucking smart quotes by ForeignLanguageTroll · · Score: 0

    Qué el infierno usted está hablando?

  6. I bought this book when it was in e-form by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And loved it. There's something in every chapter to make you think, and the source of the title, "God's Debris", left me stunned. I highly recommend this book if you're looking for a complete "mind-job", and it contains a lot of new ways of looking at just about every aspect of life - from religious to physical to social.

    READ IT.
    That is all.

    1. Re:I bought this book when it was in e-form by DJ+Decepticon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "I highly recommend this book if you're looking for a complete 'mind-job'" Where do I go for a complete blow-job?

  7. I liked it. by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting read, it's kinda fun trying to seperate the stuff that actually makes sense from the stuff that's just bullshit that sounds good. (A suggestion to do this was in the preface) It really does made you question a lot, but for me it didn't really get interesting until the gods debris part.

  8. On correct use of apostrophes by Lendrick · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Very few people ever get this right, so get a good look and do everyone a favor by not modding it down.

    If a name ends in an 's' (Scott Adams, for example), the apostrophe should appear after the end of the word.

    Correctly written: "Scott Adams' God's Debris."

    1. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by EricLivingston · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Actually, you're completely wrong. A noun that ends in "s" should be treated exactly the same as a non-"s" noun, even in the case of Proper nouns. Thus, "Adams's" is the correct form.

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    2. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Troll

      You are correct -- most people get it wrong, including you. For a proper name, you add "'s" as in "Scott Adams's God's Debris".

      I'm too lazy to find a link to prove it to you.

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    3. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by VA+Software · · Score: 1

      No, it is correct.

      Following the rules you get Adams's, as you say, but since that is hard to say (Adams-es) the last s is dropped to give Adams'.

      The form used in the article (Adam's) is completely wrong regardless because his name is Adams.

      See Rule 4 at http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.htm l

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    4. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html#1

      From the classic, "The Elements of Style," "Scott Adams's" is right.

      Andrew

    5. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by EricLivingston · · Score: 1
      Just to be more helpful, I'll quote the very first page of Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style":

      1. Form the possessive singular of mouns by adding 's. Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write, "Charles's friend", "Burns's poems", and "the witch's malice". Exceptions are the possessives of ancient proper names in -es and -is, the possessive "Jesus'", and such forms as "for conscience' sake", "for righteousness' sake".

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    6. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote your own source...

      "Rule 4. To show singular possession with proper nouns ending in s or an s sound, you have the option of dropping the s that would normally follow the apostrophe."

      Please note the use of the word "option".

    7. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by EricLivingston · · Score: 1
      From "The Brief English Handbook", by Dornan and Dawe:

      To form the possessive of singular nouns ending in s, add 's if it does not make pronunciation difficult. Add only an apostrophe if the additional s makes pronunciation difficult. "He rushed into the Boss's office." "Little is known about Cheryl Moses' life in Paris during the Depression." "James's reptile collection gives me an eerie feeling." In the following example, only the apostrophe is added because adding 's would make pronunciation difficult. "James' snake collection gives me an eerie feeling."

      This rule is less strict that "Elements of Style," but I still feel upholds a ruling to add the 's to Adams in the cases mentioned: "Adams's book" and "Adam's God's Debris" are both like "James's reptile" and the added 's is not a pronunciation impediment.

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    8. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by tyrant · · Score: 1

      Well I will find the link then.

    9. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by cetan · · Score: 2

      I'm not too lazy. In fact I'm redundent. So sue me.

      http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.h tm l

      ule 4. To show singular possession with proper nouns ending in s or an s sound, you have the option of dropping the s that would normally follow the apostrophe.

      Example of singular possession Ms. Jones' office OR Ms. Jones's office

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    10. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by VA+Software · · Score: 1
      Yes, Lendrick and I took that option :
      • Adams' is correct.
      • Adams's is correct too, I didn't say it wasn't.
      • Adam's is wrong.


      I prefer Adams' it's easier to say.

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    11. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by EricLivingston · · Score: 1

      Oops - I meant "Adams's God's Debris" is not a pronunciation problem.

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    12. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by EricLivingston · · Score: 1
      Woe is I, by Patricia O'Conner, is more strict:

      If the word is singular, always add 's, regardless of its ending. (This is true even if the ending is s, z, or x, whether sounded or silent.)

      The Waiter spilled red wine on Demi's Dress, which came from Kansas's finest shop. The dress's skirt, which resembled a tutu from one of Degas's paintings, was ruined. Bruce's attitude was philosophical because he had been reading Camus's essays. "It wasn't Jacques's fault," he said, defending the waiter. "Besides, this isn't Bordeaux's best vintage."

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    13. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by j-beda · · Score: 2
      This rule is less strict that "Elements of Style," but I still feel upholds a ruling to add the 's to Adams in the cases mentioned: "Adams's book" and "Adam's God's Debris" are both like "James's reptile" and the added 's is not a pronunciation impediment.

      True, there is no "pronunciation impediment", but using "Adam's" as the possissive form of "Adams" is as incorrect as using "James's" as the possissive form of "Mary".

      The name is "Adams" and not "Adam". One must start from the correct "root" to get a correct possessive.

    14. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 1
      Well, I've read that this is a matter of choice (though you need to pick one and be consistent). But, check out Strunk and White: http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html#1, who say to add the extra 's'.

      Don't have the Chicago Manual handy ...

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    15. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Cat+Mara · · Score: 1

      I think this is a simple matter of style. Some style guides say you should always put 's after a word, even if it ends in s, some just go with the single apostrophe.

      Both conventions have their advocates and their detractors. Advocates of the first convention claim their convention is more correct, while advocates of the second reckon theirs looks more elegant. The pragmatic view is: pick whatever one takes your fancy and use it consistently.

      There's good site called The Slot that's aimed at copywriters and discusses this sort of stuff regularly. Also, I've found this book useful; the cutesy pictures of the author's cats scattered through the text make it a somewhat aggrevating read for this geek though...

    16. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      No discussion about apostrophes is complete without this.

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    17. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      True, there is no "pronunciation impediment", but using "Adam's" as the possissive form of "Adams" is as incorrect as using "James's" as the possissive form of "Mary".

      While we're being pedants, possissive is not a word I am familiar with. I would suggest before lecturing others on the use of the apostrophe, you investigate the use of the dictionary.

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    18. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      Then how would you spell and pronounce the possessive of Kris?

      I've been told the "correct" way is Kris', but that doesn't make any sense, if the name and its possessive are pronounced the same way. If you ask me, it should be spelled Kris's and pronounced KRIS-ez.

      Not that I really care what anyone else's opinion is on the matter, it's my damn name, I'll use it as I please :-P

    19. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by VA+Software · · Score: 1


      I would spell it Kris's and pronounce it Kris-iz.

      Nb. I have an southern English accent. I find Kris's easy to say. I find Adams's hard to say.

      It's probably something to do with whether a vowel or a consonant (involving the lips coming together like with 'M') is before the S.

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    20. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by ttfkam · · Score: 2
      If I wrote a book that said that English had a new letter, does that make it so?

      While this particular point may be in contention, I would side with such works as The Elements of Style by Strunk and White. The New York Times, The Boston Globe, The Wall Street Journal, The New Yorker, and others would seem to agree with me.

      If I had to choose between a web site grammar reference and one of the seminal works on the topic for over forty years (and longer for students of William Strunk Jr. back to the beginning of the 20th century), I'll choose the little book.

      Just in case anyone is wondering, the notes on apostrophes appear on page one.

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    21. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by j-beda · · Score: 2
      Yeah, pretty silly of me. The room is cold, my hands are stiff, and I can't spell worth beans and have come to rely on the crutch that is my spelling checker...and neglected to use it in this instance.

      As you can no doubt imagine, I meant "possessive" rather than possissive".

    22. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wrote a book that said that English had a new letter, does that make it so?

      Yes, if enough people agree with you and use it then the new letter will become part of the language.

      English is evolving.

    23. Re:On correct use of apostrophes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC?

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/in_depth/health/2 001/the_bristol_babies_inquiry/newsid_1223000/1223 188.stm

      1st sentence "Michelle Cummings' daughter...". The person's name is Michelle Cummings

  9. Any More? by Links+Awake · · Score: 0
    I only know this author by his Dilbert work. And whilst I am usually weary about successful authors who decide to write outside the genre they are most associated with just to try to prove they are really smart and clever. (Yes, I am looking at you Mr. King) This sounds like it may be worth a try. Does anyone know of anything else by Adams along similar lines and worth trying?

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  10. Adams is smug by s20451 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I haven't read this book. However, Adams exposed his "serious writer" persona in the last section of "Dilbert Future", in which he talked about his personal observations on science and humanity. I found this section the weakest of the book -- it was poorly thought out and scarcely researched. Furthermore, Adams' smug writing style needs to be offset by humor in order to avoid seeming arrogant. Many of his claims about physics in "Dilbert Future" are easily disproven by anyone who can think critically. I don't think I'll be rushing out to buy this one.

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    1. Re:Adams is smug by zimmerman80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "God's Debris" is not written to be serious, just to provoke thought, as his last book apparently did for you ("...easiily disproven by anyone who can think critically"). It was a very great read and I strongly recommend it.

    2. Re:Adams is smug by Maryck · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't read The Dilbert Future, so I can't comment on it, but I did read God's Debris and did not find it overly smug or anything. Adams actually prefaces the book with some comments saying that he in no way claims that the views expressed in the book are the truth or even necessarily what he believes; his primary intent in the book is just to get your mind moving...I think he even refers to the book as a thought experiment. And he does a very good job accomplishing that. Do his arguments hold up to strong discussion? Not really, but at least they provoke the discussion.

      -Mike Wolf

    3. Re:Adams is smug by lqx · · Score: 1

      I believe the point of the section was to tease your mind rather than to force some unproven facts into your face :)

      With that said, I've been wanting to buy this e-book for a while, but it requires the a Windows-Only viewer. I guess I'll have to go for the dead-wood version.

    4. Re:Adams is smug by Debillitatus · · Score: 1
      I have to agree on the smugness issue. I haven't read this latest, but I've always thought his attitude was quite a bit too smug. A good example of this is the Dilbert newsletter, which essentially turns into a list of things other people do he thinks is stupid, calling people "InDUHviduals", etc.

      I mean, all things being equal, who does he think he is? He's a comic strip writer, for Christ's sake. Sure, I read Dilbert, and it's funny, and it's good to dog on management. But it's a big leap from satiring one specific situation in industry to thinking you can rail on the rest of humanity, and (oh my god) proposing alternate theories of gravity.

      All this stuff about matter blinking in and out... fine, this is cute and all, but it can hardly be characterized as even above-average thinking. Ever heard of Occam's Razor? I can propose all kinds of cute expanations for things which are predictably equivalent to the current theory. How is this any different from anti-scientific spirituralism in the first place?

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    5. Re:Adams is smug by s20451 · · Score: 2

      Do his arguments hold up to strong discussion? Not really, but at least they provoke the discussion.

      Isn't that the dictionary definition of a troll?

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    6. Re:Adams is smug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no, he's a comic strip writer for his OWN sake. I doubt he gives it all to the church.

      Yes, I'm being pedantic.

    7. Re:Adams is smug by Maryck · · Score: 1

      Not really, troll's are generally digging for knee-jerk/emotional reactions (eg: flame wars). Discussions stemming from God's Debris can be a bit more worthwhile than that. Note that I say "can be"; the book does touch on religion at numerous points, which means that in the wrong group, the serious discussion might not work out well.

      -Mike Wolf

    8. Re:Adams is smug by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's hardly fair to attach labels like "smug", "arrogant", and "scarcely researched" to Adams' "serious" writing when he makes it quite clear that he's only playing with ideas, and YMM (and probably will) V. As with any experiment, the gedanken variety sometimes works, and frequently doesn't. Imho most of that last section of Dilbert Future was ludicrous. Otoh, I consider the last section of Dilbert Principle one of the sanest pieces of business writing ever published. God's Debris (imho again) falls somewhere between these; a mental playground that won't interest the Nobel committee, but will give many of us a refreshing, entertaining cerebral workout. Which is exactly as Adams intended.

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    9. Re:Adams is smug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard of Occam's Razor. I was curious about your explanation of gravity. Could you provide the details?

  11. Gravity by dachshund · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The idea his advances is that all matter is constantly switching in and out of existence, and that is how objects move. The reason that matter appears to be attracted to other matter is that, according to the rules of probability, each piece of matter will inherently appear closer to massive objects the next time it comes back into existence.

    It's hard to make any sort of statements on a book I haven't read... But that Gravity quote seemed sort of silly. It doesn't actually explain why matter inherently comes back into existence closer to large objects. Of course, there might be a lot more to the argument-- I wish more of it had been posted.

    One might as well say that at an extraordinarily small scale, matter and energy actually consist of swarms of tiny carrier pigeons whose mating instincts are responsible for what we see as the peculiar behavior of the universe. Since nobody can really determine whether this is true or not, and the net result is that the explanation is as good as any other... Well, we should keep it in mind, I suppose, in case we ever find some way to prove or disprove it. But isn't there some old quote about a stampede of Zebras?

    1. Re:Gravity by cyclist1200 · · Score: 0

      That's okay. Adams says that what is written in the book is not meant to be put forward as though it were true, or that it is even what he believes to be true. The book is simply a thought experiment designed to make you think about things that are generally accepted unquestioningly.

    2. Re:Gravity by j-beda · · Score: 2
      To be fair, Adams does state that his "toy models" are not an attempt to explain all parts of a physical system. And it certainly is valid to question whether things that we currently think are intimately related (the behaviour of falling bodies and the motion of the planets for example).

      Granted however, one of the "strengths" of modern science is the use of a small number of models to "explain" a wide variety of behaviours.

    3. Re:Gravity by RichMan · · Score: 1

      Science is based on a non-testable system. Godel's theorm states that any consistant system will have unprovable facts. So if the universe is consistant (i.e. has a fixed set of rules) there will be things about it that we cannot prove. And if the universe is inconsistant why try to prove anything.
      So, it is a scientific fact that there will be things we cannot prove. To personify a set of unproveable points and label them "God" is the difference between atheists and theists. The unproveable facts are simply a deep shadow that we will never be able to see into completely to conjur up a "God" bogey man in that shadow is the irrational act of the thesist.
      And yes, irrational is a perfectly correct label for a thesist. Check the definitions of both words.

    4. Re:Gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for a scientific theory to be legitimate, it must somehow be "better" then the theory that preceded it. newtons theory was better because it showed that the entire galaxy behaved accordingly to one set of laws. einsteins theory was better because it was correct (the speed of light is constant) while earlier explanations were wrong. The important thing though is that these theories make predictions which can be tested. That is the fundamental difference between science and religion. So what Adams is really offering is a religion, not a science.

    5. Re:Gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a description of how theism and atheism are the same thing, read my book, God's Debris.

      Your point is good. The point in the book is a little better.

      Scott Adams

  12. Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...another "geek celebrity" comes out of the closet as an unsaved anti-religious zealot.

    Why is this sort of sentiment so prevalent with the otherwise intelligent "geek" crowd? You would think that smart people would realize that science freely admits that it doesn't know what caused the big bang explosion and probably never will. It seems to me that the "geek" crowd that is so knowledgeable about this sort of thing would be among the first to acknowledge that there are some irrefutable truths that rise above the level of cold athiestic science.

    Look I won't mind spending eternity with Larry Wall, but it would be nice to have a few more of our cultural icons up there as well. There's still time I guess.

    1. Re:Another day... by Evangelion · · Score: 2


      If you honestly consider Scott Adams a geek icon, you have some serious problems.

      (now if you're talking about the Scott Adams that helped define the interactive fiction genre, that's something different, but scratching out badly drawn cartoons for 10 years until they're about as funny as Garfield doesn't qualify one for cultural icon status).

    2. Re:Another day... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Could it be because those you call "intelligent people" have been persecuted for centuries by established religions, and still are as we speak?

      Besides, if something's not proven, why do you believe it? "Intelligent" people might simply dislike taking idiocies for granted.

    3. Re:Another day... by phurley · · Score: 1

      Ahh and since science doesn't know (or pretend to), you will?

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    4. Re:Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are "intelligent people" persecuted by religions as we speak? Sure the galileo thing was a bad deal but that was a long time ago, plus it was more political in nature than religious. If anything it is the other way around, "intelligent people" persecuting the religious (prayer banned in schools, gay rights movement, etc.) It is rediculous to say that religious are persecuting anybody in these days.

    5. Re:Another day... by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Without having read the book, it sounds like the whole point is that these wacko theories, while strange, are just as good as any other theory to explain phenomena we don't understand.

      I suppose you could say that God reaches out and pushes massive bodies together. Or that invisible chewing gum binds things together. It may well be that the "truth" (if we ever discover it) will be just as strange. Certainly quantum theory is bizarre and, if people I respect didn't keep telling me it was true, I wouldn't beleive it.

      It doesn't sound like Adams is a an anti-religious zealot at all, but rather somebody who's very aware of the limits of scientific knowledge.

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    6. Re:Another day... by j-beda · · Score: 2
      Without having read the book, it sounds like the whole point is that these wacko theories, while strange, are just as good as any other theory to explain phenomena we don't understand.
      It depends on what you mean by "just as good as any other".

      The various scientific theories/models currently being used for gravity, chemistry, nuclear theory, etc. have been created and continue to be used because they are usefull - they allow people to make accurate predictions about system's behaviours and design and build useful devices.

      Our understanding of gravity via the general theory of relativity allow our GPS systems and satellites to have the high level of accuracy that they currently have. If Adams' gravity theory doesn't allow such system designs, it is less useful. If his model has different results than what we measure in reality, then either the measurements are wrong, or the model's value is much less than a model that does agree with measurements.

      There is much value in thinking about things in new and interesting ways, but it is important to realize that just because there are neat ways to think about things does not mean that such manners of thinking have as much utility as more well established models.

    7. Re:Another day... by gdyas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      science freely admits that it doesn't know what caused the big bang explosion and probably never will.

      Not knowing is no reason to pick up the closest fairy tale at hand and go parading it around. If the choice is between the confortable security of myth or an uneasy yet honest lack of knowledge give me that latter.

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    8. Re:Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not be a reason to pick up a fairy tale, but picking up a dictionary wouldn't hurt... Or use a spellchecker....

    9. Re:Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he's got an aol.com e-mail address! What's up with that?

    10. Re:Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is rediculous to say that religious are persecuting anybody in these days. "

      www.wm3.org

    11. Re:Another day... by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1
      Science freely admits that it doesn't know what
      cause the big bang.



      True, but science has made lots of thories as
      to why it happened. Including:

      1. Time began at the big bang sigularity.


      2. Richard Tollman's repeating big bang and
      big crunch oscillating universe. Now invalidated
      by Entropy consideration.


      3. The Ekpyrotic hypothesis. The big bang was caused by a collision between two empty 3+time dimensional in a 4+time dimension
      space.


      3. A cyclic universe version of the above, ok with entropy


      4. Baby universes bud a universe into a new
      big bang from the insides of black holes, Lee Smolin.


      5. Stephen Hawking No boundary hypothesis.


      6. Timeless 4d space, tunnels into spacetime



      Of couse we have little chances of proving these
      thories at present. However they can make subtle
      difference to astrophysics for example to fluctionas in the cosmic background radition. Don't assumption because the isn't a accepted
      theory at this point, that there never will be
      one.

    12. Re:Another day... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      "How are "intelligent people" persecuted by religions as we speak? "

      Go say "I'm an atheist!" in Iran, and see what happens.

      Go say "I'm an atheist!" at work in many places in the US, and be amazed at how people start avoiding you.

      How about those kids who don't believe in gods who are forced to "pray" to some stupid nonsense or face being ostracized in US schools? I know I was such a kid.

      How about the few non-religious USian politician, such as M. Ventura, who get ridiculed, ostracized, for stating their lack of belief? Had he received the same treatment for being "black" or "gay", his opponents would have been called prejudiced, racist or some such.

      But when it's against freethinkers, it's ok.

      So, persecution is still there those days.

    13. Re:Another day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot #7. It involves a huge stack of turtles and a cosmic fart. Some scientists include the words "quantum" and "4d" to make it sound more scientific.

  13. I ought to resist this ... by streetlawyer · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Never let it be said I am not a slack-jawed, mouth breathing troll biter, but ...



    The above post is completely wrong.

    1. Re:I ought to resist this ... by cetan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      vanity thy name is troll

      http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.h tm l

      Rule 4. To show singular possession with proper nouns ending in s or an s sound, you have the option of dropping the s that would normally follow the apostrophe.

      Example of singular possession Ms. Jones' office OR Ms. Jones's office

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    2. Re:I ought to resist this ... by cetan · · Score: 0, Troll

      thank you mod for proving that the mod system is truly fucked here.

      moron.

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    3. Re:I ought to resist this ... by cetan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And fuck the mod that just did that.

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  14. Wacky Gravity? by seebs · · Score: 2

    Does this still have the insanely weird "gravity is just everything expanding" model? He advocated this in a previous book, and refuses to budge, even though it's easy to show it's wrong. (Hint: Three objects of different masses not in a straight line.)

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    1. Re:Wacky Gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just shows that you didn't get it; the space between the matter would be expanding too. Also, he doesn't claim to believe in this, he just says you can't prove it wrong.

    2. Re:Wacky Gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a different theory of gravity without the problems of the expanding matter theory in The Dilbert Future.

      To be fair, my claim about expanding matter as a theory of gravity is that it's unusually difficult to disprove (and thus entertaining) not that it's correct.

      I "refuse to budge" against unconvincing arguments, like your three objects of different mass example which I could dispatch if I felt like typing half a page of argument. Other people have made better arguments than that that and I have bowed to them.

      But it's worth noting (again for entertainment) that the expanding matter theory demands a universe that is expanding at an increasing rate, as now observed, which is unexplained, if not impossible, under the current accepted description of gravity.

      Scott Adams

  15. Both of you are wrong... by clary · · Score: 2

    To form the possessive of a noun that ends in "s," add "apostrophe s" like this:

    Scott Adams's God's Debris

    See here for a quick reference.

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  16. as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have long held the opinion, based on my own observations backed by historical facts, that organized religion has been the greatest cause of interference in a persons relationship with God and Christ. (which is really what it is all about)

    As for the science vs. religion, I never understood the hypocricy of people who get angry about the past of religion's stupidity towards scientific discovery and the scientific method, yet then turn around and pull the same crap. It is true that many use religion, philosphy, money, relationships, sex, and other 'things' (including drugs, porn, video games, food, excercise, etc) in order to not have to deal and cope with life, but that no more makes them automatically 'wrong' than justification make it right.

    I get rather frustrated at people who while claim to be faithful Christians, they get very angry if you question them. (note that here I mean question, as in seeking to learn and analyze... NOT when you are obviously picking a fight (e.g. "How does this work?" as opposed to "Why would anyone use that?!")) The bible teaches us to question our own reality and our beliefs, otherwise we will never really have faith. a sword is tempered and folded under intense heat and pressure, over time and with blood, sweat and tears... if you just poured in the alloy in a mold you would merely have a very heavy and fragile (relatively) stick.

    I personally have never seen any dichotomy between science and religion... any religion that I am familiar with. However it is hypocritical zealots (Sept 11, anyone?) that are the problem. Ghandi once said that the Christian Bible was the best manual for how to live. While he personally did not accept Jesus, he understood the logic of what the Bible taught (thats the theology part).

    oops, this is way too long. Whether it is religion, politics, or your choice of shoes... always try to take a logical and rational outlook instead of an emotionally reaction.

    This is my opinion, and it can be taken for thought, or discared... but it is still my opinion. I at least still have that right.

    1. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by jeff67 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...The bible teaches us to question our own reality and our beliefs...
      Unfortunately, not everyone reads it that way. While I'm not religious, my favorite thing to say to pushy religious zealots is: "Since God gave me the gift of a mind capable of logic and questioning, I'd be insulting Him if I didn't use it."
    2. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by ckokotay · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen to that. As a Christian I am very frustrated at the way 'organized' religeon has distorted God and Christ in order to fit its own theological conclusions. I hate to say it, but, IMHO, large organized Christian 'based' religeons are the devils greatest tools of deception. It is less obvious, and more dangerous to give someone 95% of the truth, but leave out the 5% that really makes a difference in a persons salvation. I see it in constant biblical misinterpretations, which if the 'reader' would actually sit down and read the words to figure it out for themselves, they would be astounded at the amount of crap that is really being preached in the pulpit. Even some of the preachers themselves know they are not right (I know at least 2), but continue to tow the line for the sake of their 'job' Not a good thing at all, and it is so widespread - rooted in traditions that go back a thousand or more years, that it is impossible to disuade people in large numbers from it to the actual truth. There has been almost no reconciliation between science and christianity either. I am fascinated by technology and the universe, as much as everyone else here, but I take it for what it is, and I do not let it rule my existance.... my 2 cents anyway.

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    3. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upon reading the Old Testament it is abundantly clear that the majority of people today simply would not accept many of the things advocated by the God of the Old Testament. There is no logical or rational manner in which one can accept the Old Testament as representing a God that was not a part of these things.

      Upon reading the New Testament it is abundantly clear that Jesus was not merely a wise moral teacher, or so the Unitarians or mystics like to claim. No rational or logical evaluation of the New Testament can produce a Jesus that did not previously abide with God, came to earth from God, died on the cross, rose again on the third day, and ascended back into heaven to God.

      You are a fool to believe that you can have it both ways. You are neither a Christian, nor are you anything but a joke amongst individuals of any intelligence in secular society.

    4. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and do you believe that you have accepted God outside of your own theological conclusions?

      I have no doubt that you believe this to be the case, but it is unfortunate that the nonsensical nature of such a stance is lost upon you.

      You by definition do accept a God of your own choosing, one that fits your own theological conclusions. That you would portray yourself as a rebel, an individual going against the "norm", does little for your cause. Were it that you were reasonably educated, capable of rationally defending your stance, then it may be of some benefit, but this is sadly not the case with you.

      I suggest that you accept yourself for what you are; a follower. You, like all, are incapable of being the originator of an independant thought. You are a product of your environment, and of your past; were it not for the grace of God, you would, and yet may, die as such.

    5. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...and you are not using it. That God did give you such a gift is a testament to his nature. That you do not submit to what you know to be true is the most heinous crime of all, and it is for this that you will be damned for all eternity, save that you repent of your pride, and submit to God from whence your existence originated.

    6. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by robbway · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As for the science vs. religion, I never understood the hypocricy of people who get angry about the past of religion's stupidity towards scientific discovery and the scientific method, yet then turn around and pull the same crap.

      The intelligent reaction to religion's stupidty towards scientific discovery is to recognize that any belief that contradicts known facts is false, or at best, fantasy. Unfortunately, this renders Christianity into the realm of fantasy when taken literally. When not taken literally, the tenets of Christianity tend to become odorless, actionless, matterless, aetherial sort of things. That's how a rational person disagrees with religion.

      Turning around and pulling the same kind of crap is when someone worships science. What a concept! True science is nothing but a bunch of facts. A good example is all of that eastern metaphysical shit that's in The Dancing Wu Li Masters, an otherwise good book. A lot of people "worship" the Theory of Evoloution, because they believe it's survival of the fittest, implying some sort of conscious choice.

    7. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by AbsoluteRelativity · · Score: 1

      I agree with many parts of what you say.. but..

      > It is true that many use religion, philosphy, money, relationships, sex, and other 'things' (including drugs, porn, video games, food, excercise, etc) in order to not have to deal and cope with life, but that no more makes them automatically 'wrong' than justification make it right.

      Dont they do these things *to help* them deal and cope with life? Admittedly many of those things you mention in particular are not healthy (or good) ways of coping with problems in someones life, but many people use them to help them get by or make themselves feel better, or at least get distracted, which can or can not be helpful to someones physical body but more so to what makes their mind think its okay. But this is just language, and I hope you understand the difference in context, that there is good and bad ways of dealing and coping with life.

      > The bible teaches us to question our own reality and our beliefs, otherwise we will never really have faith.

      Admittedly I have not read the whole bible, but the amounts that I did read, and from the opinions of those who claim to live by it, say that you should not question the bible. That the bible is the word of God on faith not proof or evidence, and if you have doubts about the bible being the word of God you go to hell (a number of them like to tell people to go to hell and mean it). Many people I talk to and get into a discussion with rather quote phrases from the bible, like they are fighting off the devil who is asking them question, that is they try to demonize those who question their belief, and state that the bible says that satan questioned God and that is why Eve ate the apple, etc. They say they can not get me to believe only the holy ghost can do it, and that God talks to them through the scriptures, that is they say they actually hear God from the bible.

      Anyway, they say seeking the tree of knowledge of good and evil is wrong.

      My own beliefs, are more deist and agnostic. I tend to believe that God controls the universe as someone would control their own mind (omnipresent) as the universe is part of Gods mind, but not control the universe to anyones favor (doesnt control the universe in the favor of christians as many christians believe), that is an unbiased God. I believe in a God that is more of a scientist, one that is seeking knowledge as we seek knowledge, this also gives reason to why God created us (Christianity believes God created us because God needs us for fellowship, a good that needs is not one that is not perfect as they also believe God is perfect, a contradiction). One that is smarter and more knowledgable then us, but not omnipotent, does not have all knowledge, for anything that has all knowledge does not exist anymore. For if man kind were to recieve all knowledge there would be no more reason for man kind to exist, no curiousities no force to drive us to survive and learn, because anything we would want we could create with the knowledge, so no more needs or wants. I think God is closer to non-existence, because to have more knowledge gives us less and less reason to exist.

      Okay so, under what I believe (which I do not hold to be the only possibility), God created us to learn about Gods own past, for God to interfer unequally/unfairly in the universe would result in contamination of an experiment. Lets just say for example that man kind advances so much but we are unable to examine the limits of our universe, we can only examine so small, and so large, the rest of our knowledge is left up to speculation and measurements. The only way to refine our knowledge is to build a super computer of sorts, that is to run a simulation of parallel universes using probability, the reason there are parallel universes, is like any inteligence (artificial or otherwise) we must use probability in order to figure out what is the most likely situation, so this God computer is trying to find out which kind of universe is most likely to have created itself, so it will run a simulation of simultanious/parallel universe at the same time and then as the simulation progresses removes universes that fail the experiment.

      Well you might be wonder what happens when this God computer gets to the point where the universes it simulates recreates itself, well it is going to keep on going, it is going to refine its knowledge and get its knowledge to be more accurate, and the future from there is that more and more universes will create more universes, sort of like recursive universes, sort of like GNU is Not Unix is Not Unix is Not Unix........ a recursive universe, sort of an infinite loop, at that point the machine is closer to nonexistent as it has less and less reason to exist.

      Hear Scott Adam mention that gravity is a result of probability has sparked my interest deeply, as I said that is a sign that the universe itself may be in a mind/brain of sorts, that the universe is an intelegence trying to figure itself out.

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    8. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by AbsoluteRelativity · · Score: 1

      As is said on at http://www.deism.com/deism_vs.htm

      ...

      "Something more therefore is necessary than mere cry and wholesale assertion, and that something is TRUTH; and as inquiry is the road to truth, he that is opposed to inquiry is not a friend to truth."

      ...

      "The God of truth is not the God of fable; when, therefore, any book is introduced into the world as the Word of God, and made a groundwork for religion, it ought to be scrutinized more than other books to see if it bear evidence of being what it is called. Our reverence to God demands that we do this, lest we ascribe to God what is not His, and our duty to ourselves demands it lest we take fable for fact, and rest our hope of salvation on a false foundation."

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    9. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by PD · · Score: 2

      Why do you describe yourself as a Christian? A Christian has X set of beliefs. You obviously have a different set. I think you should refer to the religion in a personal way. Why not describe yourself as an "Anonymous Cowardian"?

      I don't know your real name so I used the AC identity.

    10. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by PD · · Score: 2

      Bah. Jesus himself said "Blessed is he who believes without seeing" when Thomas insisted on evidence.

      If that doesn't clearly show that the Bible teaches us NOT to use our senses and mind when we believe, I don't know what does.

    11. Re:as far as religion goes (from a Christian) by jeff67 · · Score: 1

      If you are so sure of your beliefs, why are you posting as an Anonymous Coward? I won't argue theology with you if you don't show a name.

  17. What if ... by operagost · · Score: 1

    What if science were a crutch for the weak-minded? What if quantum physics were just a way to explain how strange things happen rationally? What if you were afraid that if there were one great universal being, that noble humankind would be reduced to puppets on (cosmic) strings? That's not how I see it, but that's the greatest (unfounded) fear of the atheist. I feel that Scott Adams is merely another victim of trends. He's done the vegetarian thing and the agnosticism thing, now it's time for the 'throw away everything you know for wild speculation', anti-establishment thing.

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    1. Re:What if ... by gdyas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What if science were a crutch for the weak-minded?

      And what if the world sat spinning on a stack of turtles? It's a cute theory, but you'd have to prove it. And there's the difference between faith and science. There's a large amount of evidence supporting quantum mechanics and little supporting the existence of God. Science isn't a crutch for anything. It's just a formal method for finding out how the world works. You hold yourself to strict rules of evidence, and bit by bit, fact by fact, crawl toward a greater understanding of physical phenomena. You make alot of mistakes along the way. You interpret things incorrectly, make false assumptions, etc. But by jerks & starts you make progress and we learn more.

      To paraphrase from Richard Feynman re: quantum electrodynamics: "It probably doesn't make sense to you, but that's not important. It doesn't have to make sense, because regardless of our reason and logic that is how it is."

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    2. Re:What if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anytime someone takes something they have been told, and holds it to be true purely on faith, they becomes weak-minded.

      Why is that a fear for an atheist?

      As an atheist, I do not believe in gods.
      I also think that scientific speculation is crap.

      Everyone is agnostic.

    3. Re:What if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm,

      Someone asked to substantiate the 'sience is a crutch for the weak-minded' thing. This is purely my attempt at illustrating what i believe would make this assumption sensible.

      Start trembling thy white coated weakling ;-P

      First a little remark : Scientism is a highly underestimated current in todays society. And wich IMHO creates a lot of disinformation. Therefor i allways feel enormous respect for scientists who dare to admit they DO believe in God. As seen elsewhere these people are NOT to be taken for an idiot.

      There is one point however to say sience is for the weak minded. Take away all you know from books. Take away technology. And simply survive.

      Sience, wich is deterministic, implies threat in a somewhat bended way. Wich is probably the aveneu the original poster was taking. Wich is one i've encountered on 'one of those days' also.

      One cannot argue about the fact that today's sience is SLOW because it has to be 'downward' compatible in order to maintain it's coherency. Sience is thus in itself not very robust but very fragile, let's just assume this is right. Wich in turn suggests doubt, fear and a number of negative emotional states, resulting in weakness.

      Therefor one could reason sience is for the weak-minded who need confirmation in everyday life in order to survive. And sience itself would attract the weak-minded by nature because it offers security etc. Scary huh.

      On the other hand. If survival is about not having fear, eliminating doubt and maintaining coherency then you have a pretty good description for sience. Haven't you ?

      Hehe, this is probably not a valid reasoning
      80[)

    4. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      And there's the difference between faith and science. There's a large amount of evidence supporting quantum mechanics and little supporting the existence of God. Science isn't a crutch for anything.

      There is a great deal of faith that goes into Science. Faith in Parsimony. Faith in the workings of others. Faith that there isn't a great big cosmic being trying to hide things from you.

      There is a big "if" in front of this statement, as the scientific method is logically sound. But we have as much evidence that God was made up as that he exists and is just hiding. What an athiest might see as an exchange of myths, a religous person sees as different views of the same Truth.

      You hold yourself to strict rules of evidence, and bit by bit, fact by fact, crawl toward a greater understanding of physical phenomena.

      The problem with science is that the bit-by-bit part takes so long, that you have to have faith in what has come before. Plus, it's applied too liberally, and all too often illogical conclusions are reached.

      For example, take evolution. It's a scientific fact that life evolves from its present state into a state most ideal for its environment. No one can dispute this; just look at Dog breeding.

      Now, it's popular in the "scientific" community to equate evolution with the backwards extension of evolution. This is what modern day creationists have a problem with--the intelligent ones, anyway.

      The simple fact is that science has no sound evidence that the world was not created two hundred years ago and we're all just believing what we were told. It probably wasn't, and there's no real idea that it was created two hundred years ago--but it's a very common religious idea that the world _was_ created, by a great and powerful being in prehistoric times.

      Evolution as breeding = irrefutable science.

      Evoltuion as history = a misapplication of the above science.

      Anyway... "Science" is a crutch for the weak mind.
      So is religion. But they're also both very powerful tools towards finding Truth. ANyone who tells you otherwise is a bigot. (Even to an atheist, religion is an embodiment of man's moral code, and thus the Truth about man.)

    5. Re:What if ... by jlv · · Score: 1

      that you have to have faith in what has come before

      Faith in what comes before? Not in science. If it isn't demonstrable and reproducable, it isn't accepted.

    6. Re:What if ... by the_quark · · Score: 2

      By your logic then, anthropology, cosmology, paleontology - heck, even astronomy - are a total waste of time, since "It might not be what it looks like." In fact, for that matter, the whole world might've been invented two minutes ago with all our memories intact - why bother with science at all? I'd rather just go fishing.

      The reason science is not "a crutch for the weak mind" is because a fundamental question of good science is "what is the least amount of explaining I have to do to explain this phenomenon?" There are an infinite number of nondisprovable, evidenceless theories to explain any phenomenon - the creation of the world; the creation of species; even who makes the coffee in the office coffeepot.

      All other, non-scientific belief systems are based upon some premise ("God created the heavens and the earth 6,000 years ago") and any evidence to the contrary is discarded, or the theory is made more ornamental to explain them ("Well, maybe God created the heavens and the earth 6,000 years ago and then made it look like it was 14 billion just to test our faith!")

      Evolution as history is not a misapplication of science. As I've said, you can come up with an infinite number of nondisprovable theories about the creation of species, none of which have a whit of evidence. As a scientist, until I see some evidence for one of these theories, the only logical thing to do is assume things are as they appear: Life evolved slowly over billions of years.

      To do otherwise would be weak-minded.

    7. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      By your logic then, anthropology, cosmology, paleontology - heck, even astronomy - are a total waste of time, since "It might not be what it looks like."

      Hardly. Human curiosity is one of our motivating factors; but grand claims ("The universe is always expanding!" "God comes next week!") should always be taken with a grain of salt, be they from science or religion.

      Evolution as history is not a misapplication of science. As I've said, you can come up with an infinite number of nondisprovable theories about the creation of species, none of which have a whit of evidence. As a scientist, until I see some evidence for one of these theories, the only logical thing to do is assume things are as they appear: Life evolved slowly over billions of years.

      There is more than "one whit of evidence" that we were created. In fact, we have as much evidence that we were created as we do that, say, Ceaser ruled Rome. This evidence is often dismissed, but it's still evidence.

      Now, what evidence have we that life evolved very slowly? A fossil record? OK, I'll grant that as evidence--but it's not proof that we weren't created, nor do I find it automatically more compelling than the counter-evidence. (Side note: it's even possible to correllate the two. God could have created many different forms of life, and then tweaked them, replaced them, et al. Or He could have caused all of the animals to evolve, and then have created man.)

      The point is, a rational mind should weigh each piece of evidence, no matter how slight, and then reach their rational conclusion. People who blindly beleive what a priest tells them are no more "opiated" than those that blindly believe what a scientist tells them.

      And a scientist who considers all examples and evidence set before him when seeking Truth is as wise as a theologian who seeks the word of God everywhere.

    8. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Faith in what comes before? Not in science. If it isn't demonstrable and reproducable, it isn't accepted.

      True. But have you actually tested to make sure that gravity doesn't change? Or have you calcuated E=MC(sq) yourself?

      Faith is a part of Science as much as it is a part of religion. A good Christian will be able to have their own connection with God and their own understanding of the universe, which is something very different than the kind of "faith" that both science and organized religion require.

    9. Re:What if ... by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1
      What if quantum physics were just a way to explain how strange things happen rationally?


      Then we wouldn't be good enough at material
      sciences to build all these microchips your
      typing on.

    10. Re:What if ... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      But have you actually tested to make sure that gravity doesn't change?

      Yup. I tested gravity in school. Used a paper tape and a clapper. Every time I ran the experiment it produced the same result. Everyone else in the class had the same results.

      Science can be tested and verified. Religion cannot. In Religion, you must take everything on faith.

      If you cannot see the difference, then your are deluding yourself.

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    11. Re:What if ... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      od could have created many different forms of life, and then tweaked them, replaced them, et al

      God makes mistakes? Is He/She not Omnipotent?

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    12. Re:What if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. I tested gravity in school. Used a paper tape and a clapper. Every time I ran the experiment it produced the same result. Everyone else in the class had the same results. How do you know the phenomenon you and your classmates witnessed wasn't the result of some characteristic of the room you were in? Maybe something to do with the airflow (if air truly exists) in the room pushing objects downward? Did the class take a field trip to Mars and verify the results there as well? No? Then you proved nothing.

    13. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Yup. I tested gravity in school. Used a paper tape and a clapper. Every time I ran the experiment it produced the same result. Everyone else in the class had the same results.

      And you concluded by this that gravity never changes? Because that's not what the experiment tells you. Your experiment tells you "gravity does not change in one afternooon in a classoom within the range of human perception."

      That fact is a good precdent to lend to the hypothesis "gravity just doesn't change", but that's all it is.

      Science can be tested and verified. Religion cannot. In Religion, you must take everything on faith.

      If you cannot see the difference, then your are deluding yourself.


      Harsh words, and bad grammar, too. (It's "you're deluding yourself," btw)

      The whole point that was made by the parent was "what if..." I agreed with it--every scientst and person seeking Truth, religious or otherwise, should consider the "what if" question. This is the proper mindset for the seeking of truth, be it spiritual (religion) or physical (science.)

      Spirituality refuses to be reproduceable, because of the inevitable memory of the previous event which clouds any and all attempts to reproduce it.

      I never said that there was no difference between science and religion. Science is definite, but simplistic and often wrong (due to parimony). Religion gives answers that cannot be independantly verified.

      Both of these disciplines need to be able to ask "what if this is all wrong?" The answer should be "so what? It doesn't matter" or you've got something wrong with the discipline.

    14. Re:What if ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Just because personally hasn't tested everything about science doesn't mean you have to take it on faith.

      You can take it on faith, that's the easist way. But the point of science is that you don't have to take it on faith, you can test it.

      That's a pretty big difference. Lack of testing in science is just you personally being lazy and trusting. Plenty of people have tested all this stuff, and you see no need to do it personally.

      Whereas in religion, you can't test anything, and, in Christianity at least, are told not to test God.

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    15. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      God makes mistakes? Is He/She not Omnipotent?

      It's part of the creative process, RetroGreek. God (She doesn't care what gender you call Him) is all-powerful and all-knowing, but that "all-knowing"
      thing only applies to extant things. When creating something new, like life, mistakes will be made even given the sum total of all knowledge and limitless power.

      I believe that God exists outside of time for us--She can travel back and fix a mistake if He chooses, and the fossils could be left just as a testament to this auspect of Her being.

      And I answer the "what if" question with "it doesn't matter; the world would be a better place if everyone, including all christians, followed the Christian morals, so they're objectively good."

    16. Re:What if ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There is more than "one whit of evidence" that we were created. In fact, we have as much evidence that we were created as we do that, say, Ceaser ruled Rome. This evidence is often dismissed, but it's still evidence.

      What's the evidence we were created?

      And don't try to pass the bible off as 'evidence', the bible is the *theory*. It states what it thinks happens, you can't use it to prove that what it states did happen. Evidence is external to the theory, you can't use a theory to prove itself.

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    17. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Whereas in religion, you can't test anything, and, in Christianity at least, are told not to test God.


      Where? The same place you're told to drink the blood of the dead?

      God said "I give you doubt to test your faith." There are easy ways to test this, and the answers are there for the finding if one cares to look.

      Of course, there are ways to test the faith, and ways not to. Just like there are ways to test the lethallity of a bullet aside from pointing it at someone and firing.

      Just don't forget that God wants to hide proof of his existance; if you go looking for aboslute scientific proof of His existance, you'll come up blank.

    18. Re:What if ... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      And you concluded by this that gravity never changes?

      The result that we collectively obtained was consistent with the result that other people obtained in a different time and space.

      Harsh words, and bad grammar, too. (It's "you're deluding yourself," btw)

      Yes, I mistyped an 'r' at the end of "you", then missed it. It should have been "you are".

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    19. Re:What if ... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      When creating something new, like life, mistakes will be made even given the sum total of all knowledge and limitless power.

      An interesting term "sum of all knowledge"....

      And I answer the "what if" question with "it doesn't matter; the world would be a better place if everyone, including all christians, followed the Christian morals, so they're objectively good."

      including all christians

      Curious that you would specifically include this sub-group in the statement......

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    20. Re:What if ... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

      The problem is that science cannot really prove faith. I'm a Christian and I admit what I believe in is ridiculous. My conservative Southern Baptist preacher has sermons that what the Bible claims is ridiculous.

      If it wasn't, it wouldn't be worth believing in! Christians says some guy 2000 years ago was born without an earthly father and performed all sort of miracles including matter transformation and resurrection of dead and science guys say that from what they know that is impossible. And we say yea, that why we believe He was the Son of God. If there was a simple explanation we wouldn't believe in anything

      Of course, then the scientist says that what we believe is myth. Of course, the scientist then admits he/she has no proof but it is "obvious". Then they stop being scientists...

      Why doesn't God come back in this time period to prove He exists? Well, honestly, what good would that do? Every time God shows himself, we forget about him in a few hundred years. If He came today, did some miracles, and proved He existed, even if we gathered videotape evidence it would be disputed 1000 years from now---when we are considered primitive and ancient. The people of 3000AD would show "evidence" of how the God video was computer generated in 2500AD by some "evil fundamentalists" and is pure myth. Because "of course" the original tapes were long disintegrated by 3000AD.

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    21. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      What's the evidence we were created?

      And don't try to pass the bible off as 'evidence', the bible is the *theory*. It states what it thinks happens, you can't use it to prove that what it states did happen. Evidence is external to the theory, you can't use a theory to prove itself.


      The evidence is that so many normally seperate cultures have a creation myth where a great and powerful being creates the world. There are also a number of historical beings preaching very similar messages ("this world is not all that there is." "Be cool." "You will be judged after this life.")

      The bible is not a *theory.* It's not a scientific document. Science and religion are seperate--but they both should be approached with a similar state of mind of "what if."

      If everyone were to say this, we would never have had Nazis ("The german people are scientifically superior" "What if they're not?" "Then we'll all die." "Go away.") or the Inquisition ("These pagans are going to hell!" "What if they have a different message?" "Then we won't find basic contradictions" "Oh, look. They're saying "be cool" too.")

      OK, so I'm overstating, But it's still a good idea to always ask "What if this is wrong."

    22. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Curious that you would specifically include this sub-group in the statement......

      Not really. I just happen to be a Christian, and we're known as a religion for rampant hypocricy. Every other religion is known from it (from the Taliban to Wiccans who add on "I'll harm you if you harm me" to the Rede.)

      _Sum of All Knowedge_ is a term that nicely answers your question, btw. God can make a mistake when He is making something new, as it's a NEW knowledge.

    23. Re:What if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm is that the set of morals that includes,
      "man should not lie down with man as he does with women".

      I'm sure you can find a person from any religion, including satanism, that would claim the world would be a better place if only we all lived by their one "objective" set of morals. Sorry I don't want to live under any set of rules set up by a bunch of power hungry men whose sole purpose in creating their religion was to appease an emporeror. Besides which the Christian's have used their "objective" moral code to justify all kinds of attrocities so I very much doubt we'ld be better off.

    24. Re:What if ... by jandrese · · Score: 2

      If everyone were to say this, we would never have had Nazis

      I'm sorry, this debate is over. You lose.

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    25. Re:What if ... by Grizelmac · · Score: 0

      Amen brother.

      Spread that salt.

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    26. Re:What if ... by Ogerman · · Score: 2

      And there's the difference between faith and science. There's a large amount of evidence supporting quantum mechanics and little supporting the existence of God. Science isn't a crutch for anything. It's just a formal method for finding out how the world works. You hold yourself to strict rules of evidence, and bit by bit, fact by fact, crawl toward a greater understanding of physical phenomena.

      It's nowhere near that simple. Scientific observation is inherently flawed because we're viewing the system from within and the mere act of viewing not only limits our view, but instantaneously changes the system. Sure, science can build better and better models, but it will never explain the true nature of the universe or the meaning of our existance. And yet people try to make science do that everyday with unprovable theories of how the universe/life was formed or how free will and consciousness could be described through the collapse of quantum states in superposition. This sort of theorizing is in fact using science as a crutch--a crutch for trying to fulfill the need for certainty and meaning in life. When you really get down to it, science requires just as much 'faith' as faith in the belief in God. There is just as much evidence for the existance of God, both philosophically and through human experience. As for scientific evidence, you cannot prove a theory simply by giving examples of it working. You would either have to test every possible condition--which being infinite is impossible--or prove that the contrapositive is always false--equally impossible. One counterexample and you're back to the drawing board, thus limiting science to building crude models that work most of the time, not perfectly, but good enough to have practical application.

      "Science is not powerful because it is true; it is true because it is powerful."

    27. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Hmm is that the set of morals that includes,
      "man should not lie down with man as he does with women".


      That's a misquote. The actual prohibition is "Man shalt not lie with a man as he would a woman in a woman's bed."
      I'm sure you can find a person from any religion, including satanism, that would claim the world would be a better place if only we all lived by their one "objective" set of morals

      Please pay attention. I did not say that my morals were objective. I said that they were objectively *good.*

      The test is, "if everyone on the world lived by these, would it be a better place?"

      An example of a morality that fails this test is "kill anyone I want to."

    28. Re:What if ... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, "better place" is not objective, either?

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    29. Re:What if ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The evidence is that so many normally seperate cultures have a creation myth where a great and powerful being creates the world. There are also a number of historical beings preaching very similar messages ("this world is not all that there is." "Be cool." "You will be judged after this life.")

      That's simply evidence that a creation story is one of the oldest stories in existence, or evidence that all human cultures come up with a creation story. It doesn't have any bearing at all on whether or not said story is actually true.

      In other words, it's useful in a psychological and historical fact, in that in history you can use the different creation stories to trace the roots of people and in psychology to attempt to show that, in all cultures, people will attempt to explain their world by using similiar metaphors. But it doesn't prove anything about the creation of the world.

      (As a side note, it wouldn't prove anything about the creation of the universe anyway, as even if a story would be true, it, by defination, has to be second hand information, as no creation story claims people were around during creation, and thus the 'gods' could be lying to them. And provably are, given the conflicting versions 'they' are telling.)

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    30. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Well, since you asked...

      A 'better place' would be where the total of all happiness in the world was greater.

    31. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      That's simply evidence that a creation story is one of the oldest stories in existence, or evidence that all human cultures come up with a creation story. It doesn't have any bearing at all on whether or not said story is actually true.


      Of course it does. If a hundred people tell me that their parents witnessed a grand event--like, oh, the assassination of John F. Kennedy--that's evidence that the event happened.

      (As a side note, it wouldn't prove anything about the creation of the universe anyway, as even if a story would be true, it, by defination, has to be second hand information, as no creation story claims people were around during creation, and thus the 'gods' could be lying to them. And provably are, given the conflicting versions 'they' are telling.)

      Well, if we're going down that note--all I was trying to prove is that we were "created." Existence of "Gods" at all is evidence towards that, even if the accounts are so different.

      (side note: There could be multiple creation stories because of multiple times of creation.)

    32. Re:What if ... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      Assume h is units of happiness. Would it be OK to take 100h from person A if it would give person B 101h? How about if you took 50h each from 2 people to give a third 101h? I don't think it's that easy, even conceptually.

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    33. Re:What if ... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Assume h is units of happiness. Would it be OK to take 100h from person A if it would give person B 101h? How about if you took 50h each from 2 people to give a third 101h? I don't think it's that easy, even conceptually.

      Of course it isn't. But that's the basic idea behind an objective morality test: would you want to live in a world where everyone followed that moral code? If so, it's probably Good. If not, it's probably Bad.

    34. Re:What if ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Of course it does. If a hundred people tell me that their parents witnessed a grand event--like, oh, the assassination of John F. Kennedy--that's evidence that the event happened.

      Yes, but that's not relevant. There's a few different records of a creation story, in different cultures. That isn't the same as having eyewitnesses. They don't propose to be the same event, they have different versions of the story, etc. Eyewitness accounts only work when it's the same event.

      If, instead of hundreds of people watching the JFK assassination (ignoring all videos and whatnot), we had six newspapers, at random times in the US's history, publishing 'President assassinated', all at different times, with different dead presidents and different stories about how/why/where, we could rightfully conclude they were insane.

      As a side note, if you're going to start believing stories, a much more documented one is the myths of the greek gods. We have all sort of evidence of them, including some proported first person tales.

      Whereas, by defination, no one has a first party recounting of the creation of the world, as they weren't around there. The creation story in the bible isn't even attributed to any certain writer at all.

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  18. A crutch for the weak-minded? by laetus · · Score: 1, Troll
    Here are some of the more famous "weak minds" that believed in God:

    • Blaise Pascal
    • Sir Isaac Newton
    • Thomas Jefferson
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Albrecht Durer
    • C.S. Lewis
    • J.R.R. Tolkien
    • Louis Pasteur
    • Albert Einstein
    • Stephen Hawking
    • Alexander Graham Bell
    • Ludwig van Beethoven
    • Enrico Fermi
    • and so on...
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    1. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      The quote referred to religion, not to believing in God. Thanks anyway.

    2. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein did not believe in "God." He once used the phrase "God does not play dice" in order to express his displeasure with quantum theory. The religionists leaped on this quote and said "See, look how smart Einstein is and he believes in God!" Einstein later came out and angrily said "It is a lie what you were told about my religious beliefs .. I do not believe in a personal God and have always been consistent in this." If there is anything about Einstein that could be considered religious, it would be his deep respect for science.

      Of course, even after Einstein corrected them, the religionists continue to lie and claim that he believed in their God. I suppose this says more about the religionists (and the shallowness of their faith) than it does about Albert Einstein.

    3. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believing in God and subscribing to an organized religion are very different things. Only the weak-minded would confuse the two! ;-)

    4. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by jeff67 · · Score: 1
      Saying that Pascal believed in God is a little weak. Look at Plato's Wager:
      ...Wagering for God superdominates wagering against God: the worst outcome associated with wagering for God (status quo) is at least as good as the best outcome associated with wagering against God (status quo); and if God exists, the result of wagering for God is strictly better that the result of wagering against God. (The fact that the result is much better does not matter yet.) Pascal draws the conclusion at this point that rationality requires you to wager for God. ...
      In a nutshell, he said: "Its no big deal if I believe and I'm wrong, but I'll go to hell if I don't believe and I'm wrong. I guess I'll believe."

      Not to mention, it'd be easy to make a list of wacked-out minds who believe in God.
    5. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by owenPS · · Score: 1

      well, believing in god and participating in organized religion are two different things.

    6. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by gdyas · · Score: 2

      And Thomas Jefferson didn't by any means "believe in God" in the conventional sense. He was a Deist, a believer in the idea that some god created the universe in toto, then abandoned it, and has no influence, no power, and no care for its affairs. It's a feeling more closely related to Aristotle's philosophy of the unmoved mover than anything from the Bible.

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    7. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by interiot · · Score: 2

      Many more quotes on Einstein's religious views are available here, with many citations.

    8. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by connorbd · · Score: 2

      Er... Pascal was a Jansenist (Counter-reformation extremist movement that considered science sinful). The majority of his scientific work came in his youth before he threw himself into religion. Read Zero by Charles Seife -- it tells the story.

      /Brian

    9. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Informative
      You have committed a logical fallacy known as argumentum ad verecundiam, or appeal to authority; in this case. The individuals listed may be notable historical figures, but they have as much an expert opinion on "God" as George Washington would on fast-breeder nuclear reactors.

      The other thing is that several of the individuals you listed are either deists (essentially agnostics; believing in a deity, but not necessarily the christian one), or atheists. Here's a few quotes for you:

      Thomas Jefferson:
      Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.
      -- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782.

      Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.
      -- Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

      History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.
      -- Thomas Jefferson to Alexander von Humboldt, Dec. 6, 1813.
      Benjamin Franklin:
      "I wish it (Christianity) were more productive of good works ... I mean real good works ... not holy-day keeping, sermon-hearing ... or making long prayers, filled with flatteries and compliments despised by wise men, and much less capable of pleasing the Deity.
      -- Benjamin Franklin [Works, Vol. VII, p. 75]

      Albert Einstein:
      I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms.
      -- Albert Einstein, obituary in New York Times, 19 April 1955.

      Scientific research is based on the idea that everything that takes place is determined by laws of nature, and therefore this holds for the action of people. For this reason, a research scientist will hardly be inclined to believe that events could be influenced by a prayer, i.e. by a wish addressed to a Supernatural Being.
      -- Albert Einstein, 1936, responding to a child who wrote and asked if scientists pray.

      It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
      -- Albert Einstein, 1954, from Albert Einstein: The Human Side.
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    10. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by micje · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Famous Atheists:


      • John Carmack
      • Richard Dawkins
      • Arthur C. Clarke
      • Daniel Dennett
      • Noam Chomsky
      • Larry Ellison
      • Bill Gates
      • Milan Kundera
      • Angelina Jolie
      • Richard Stallman
      • Linus Torvalds


      From http://www.celebatheists.com/

      This is totally pointless of course...
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    11. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by fish+waffle · · Score: 1

      Here are some of the more famous "weak minds" that believed in God:

      It is indeed comforting to us lesser mortals to know that even the smartest minds have a little bit of stupid in them.

    12. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by cje · · Score: 2

      As others have already pointed out, Einstein most certainly did not believe in God (particularly, not in a personal god that concerns itself with the day-to-day operation of the universe and the inhabitants thereof.) I wonder .. decades after you die, would it please you to know that people were going around intentionally spreading lies about you? If not, how do you justify doing this to Mr. Einstein? Einstein's refutation of these statements about his religious views is well known; one can only assume that those who continue to spread these falsehoods are doing so purposefully and with malicious intent.

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    13. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by SlippyToad · · Score: 2
      The intellectual prowess, popularity, fame, fortune, or other major accomplishments of these people does not guarantee them to be right all of the time. A similar list of early Mesopotamian intellectuals would probably reveal a significant number of extremely smart people who nonetheless believed the world was flat and at the center of the universe because they were neither capable of nor comfortable with questioning that particular premise.

      Einstein's famous rejection of the entire concept of quantum mechanics was simply stated as "God does not play dice." And he was proven wrong. It's very revealing that he found it necessary to invoke God in order to attack a theory which he found asthetically displeasing.

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    14. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are an expert on either fast-breeder nuclear reactors or God?

      BTW, the Ben Franklin quote does not support your assertion. Sure, Christians can fall into rote worship, holier-than-thou attitudes, vanity. There is nothing in the quote you supplied that indicates that supports your assertion that he was agnostic or atheist.

      I'm a Presbyterian and I really hate some of the things they do. Doesn't change my relationship with God....

    15. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I always though the reason he invoked God is to have God as the one rolling the dice in quantum theory, and thus disprove it by making it rely on an external power. In other words, he doesn't believe God exists, and he believes quantum theory needs God to function, to supply 'randomness'.

      That's just how I've always read it, at least.

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    16. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      And you are an expert on either fast-breeder nuclear reactors or God?

      Nope. I didn't claim to be, and I don't think anyone really can claim to be an expert on the latter. I made no assertions about the expertise or nature of any gods or deities; I merely pointed out the factual and logical errors in the original post.

      BTW, the Ben Franklin quote does not support your assertion. Sure, Christians can fall into rote worship, holier-than-thou attitudes, vanity. There is nothing in the quote you supplied that indicates that supports your assertion that he was agnostic or atheist.

      An agnostic is, according to popular definition, one who believes in a God, but not necessarily one which conforms to the views held by a specific organized religion. I am arguing that Franklin is an agnostic this sense; that he believes in God, but does not support organized religion. Thomas Jefferson fits into the same category.

      I'm a Presbyterian and I really hate some of the things they do. Doesn't change my relationship with God.

      I never said that it did.

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    17. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no, that's not true. An agnostic is someone that doesn't believe it is possible to know if God exists or not. Difference between athiests and agnostics aren't that great in practicality.

    18. Re:A crutch for the weak-minded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein didn't believe in a personal god and neither does Hawking. They think that nature is god.

  19. my $55 copy by Teach · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several months ago I paid for and downloaded the DigitalOwl TitleVision ebook version of "God's Debris". I paid $5 for it.

    I also downloaded the reader, installed it, and read the book, which was good. However, I didn't like the reader at all. So, using a screen capture utility, I took screen shots of all 90 pages of the book, saving them as .PGMs. Then I booted into Linux (I'd had to be in Windows to run the reader) and used gOCR and a shell script to do initial OCR conversion of all the images. Finally I spent a while with grep and a spell checker cleaning everything up. Overall, this took me about five hours.

    Now I've got a 143KB ASCII text file with the same content as my 195KB encrypted .OWL file. I don't ever plan to give anyone a copy of my plain text version; I like Scott Adams and want him to get paid for his work.

    If I assume that a professional "image -> OCR text -> corrected text" conversion specialist gets paid $10/hour, then the five hours it took me incurred about $50 in labor cost, bringing the total price to around $55. Not as cheap as the dead-tree version (<$15), but easier to grab quotes from. And of course I now have some valuable skills which I could use to help out Project Gutenberg.

    I'm sure what I did would be considered illegal by Digital Owl (though probably not by Scott Adams). I'm just glad I won't have to try to hunt down a copy of the TitleVision viewer fifteen years from now just to read the book again.

    And I'm glad that there's now a paper version so that most other people can obtain a less legally-encumbered version without having to do the grunt work I did.

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    1. Re:my $55 copy by brunes69 · · Score: 2

      I just installed ghostscrpit for windows and printed the thing as a .ps file.

      Took me all of 3 minutes to do :o)

    2. Re:my $55 copy by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      A professional converter doesn't use gOCR. Any decent OCR (I use Finereader Pro) blows the socks off of gOCR in quality, and in the $100 range, would pay for itself quickly. It would probably have saved you a good hour or two or maybe even three.

  20. Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wrong by Lendrick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You are clear to mod my previous post down to -1. I'll go grab a glass of water to wash down my foot.

    Lendrick

  21. Science must be testable by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's easy to make up 'theories' to explain phenomena... before Descartes and the Scientific Method theories were accepted based upon how good a story they were and how they appealed to various people -- reinforce existing beliefs and your theory is accepted. Descarte realized that hypotheses must be testable in order to decide if they're true or false.

    There are lots of neat ideas out there to explain various physical phenomena, but its hard to come up for tests for many of these... How would you test to see if matter is popping in and out of existence? What do you mean by existence anyway? What exactly does the word matter mean? ...hmm and this idea has an implied conception of time that must be defined as well.

    My point is, scientific facts must be tested and verified by experiment. Sure there are lots of other ideas that can't be tested.... but these fall in the same realm as religion and require faith. The so called Copenhagen interpretation is a prime example of this.

    The Copenhagen interpretation claims that wave functions in Quantum mechanics collapse because they are effected by being observed by an intelligent observer. Supposedly you can see this by taking a large number of observations of photons or electrons or whatever and seeing the 'spike' from the wave function collapse. But wait, statistic's Law of Large Numbers says that if you take a large number of observations with random error you'll get this spike no matter what just because of the math - not because of some interaction between the particle and the observer.

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    1. Re:Science must be testable by basking2 · · Score: 1

      What people think of faith varies wildly too. Some believe that is it believing without reason, but faith must be based on some previous observation (or you have a groundless and worthless faith!).

      If a doctor did a marvolous job of helping us with disease A and disease B, then we will surely think him able to do well against disease C. This is a matter of faith. There is no scientific principal that dictates that he will do well, but we think he should.

      Sorry if I seem pedantic, but if I say I have faith in God, then I mean I have proof that the God I think is around is the one from the Christian Bible and this faith I have in him is for what hasn't yet happened. For example, I can give you no proof that Christ will come back and judge us, but I have faith that he will because of all the other things in the Bible that I am convicened are true.

      Groundless faith won't stay challenges, especially in the IT/IT-education world. We're a trying bunch with matters we don't find logical (or at least reasonable). :-)

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      Sam
    2. Re:Science must be testable by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      Groundless faith won't stay challenges, especially in the IT/IT-education world. We're a trying bunch with matters we don't find logical (or at least reasonable).

      How can some Faith be groundless and other Faith be grounded?

      How can God's existence be proven or disproven? God is by definition supernatural and not beholden to natural law. To me this seems to say that by definition God and God's existence is not governed by laws of logic and mathematics - God cannot be fully comprehended by mortals...

      People with strong faith will hold that faith even when confronted with strong evidence to the contrary.. that's what makes faith, Faith.

      Xtian God, Muslim God, Hindu Gods, Buddha in leather pants... any "proof" for these is subjective and not on the level of proofs in logic and math -- even though I think just about anyone who saw that girl in those red leather pants would have been every bit as enlightened as I was.

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    3. Re:Science must be testable by gowen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The Copenhagen interpretation claims that wave functions in Quantum mechanics collapse because they are effected by being observed by an intelligent observer.


      No, it doesn't. Remove the word "intelligent" and you're closer. All CI says
      1. Wave functions are probabilities
      2. Any act of measuring involves interaction, and interaction collapses the wave function, and measurements are indeterministic.

      Not unreasonable. And certainly not dissimilar from the Law of Large Numbers (since that deals with probabilities and CI says thats what we're dealing with).

      You can see this by taking a large number of observations of photons or electrons or whatever and seeing the 'spike' from the wave function collapse.

      What spike? The spike in what? This is physics, be specific
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    4. Re:Science must be testable by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      In the Copenhagen interpretation the act of observation changes reality as opposed to revealing some part of reality that was previously known. An electron will behave differently depending on what you know about it.

      What spike? The spike in what? This is physics, be specific

      When you measure a quantity (Energy, momentum, voltage, there's lot of them) where the wave function is a Gaussian distribution, for example, of different values (of Energy, momentum, whatever) your measurements won't show a Gaussian distribution of that quantity -- even though that's what your theory says is there -- rather you'll see a range of values for that quantity with most of the measured values in a spike where the wave function collapsed. According to the Copenhagen interpretation, the wave function collapsed due to the act of measurement. According to the law of large numbers the wave function collapsed because of the way you analyze and process the data from your experiment.

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    5. Re:Science must be testable by gowen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      your measurements won't show a Gaussian distribution of that quantity

      No. Of course it won't. Measurements simply don't behave like that. Measurements, as the term is used by particle physicists, give you an single answer/number.

      rather you'll see a range of values for that quantity with most of the measured values in a spike where the wave function collapsed

      Err. No. You'll only get a range of values if you carry out a sequence of measurements. And, if the time between measurements is sufficiently short, they'll be similar to the first measurements (modulo the amount each measurement perturbs the particle).

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    6. Re:Science must be testable by ballista · · Score: 1
      While I don't want to harp too much on your rant you are pointing at an area of science that is much theorized and at some point actually will be field testable.

      How would you test to see if matter is popping in and out of existence?

      This is one of those hard to wrap your mind around theories from Hawking and the rest of the croud. The theory is that there is virtual matter popping in to existance as a matter antimatter pair and it immediatly destroys itself.(ie popping back out of existance) When it pops into the edge of an event horizon of a black hole one part of the pair can be made real, while the black hole gobbles up the rest. The end result is "radiation" emitted from the black hole. It is also why black holes "evaporate". Black holes created in laboratories do actually evaporate and do emit radiation, so it stands to reason someone will be able to prove or disprove the theory at some point.

      Search Google for Hawking Radiation if you really want to try to understand it. or try this link:
      http://library.thinkquest.org/C007571/english/adva nce/core2.htm?tqskip=1

    7. Re:Science must be testable by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      No. Of course it won't. Measurements simply don't behave like that. Measurements, as the term is used by particle physicists, give you an single answer/number.

      And large numbers of measurements give you several different numbers as all real-world measurements have error and you'll never measure exactly the same value twice. All of these different measurements with their random error will fall into some sort of distribution of different values.

      Err. No. You'll only get a range of values if you carry out a sequence of measurements. And, if the time between measurements is sufficiently short, they'll be similar to the first measurements (modulo the amount each measurement perturbs the particle).


      That's the theory... but I'm not aware of any tests of that idea.

      I'd be very interested if you could point me to any experiment that repeatedly measures the state of the same particle (electron, photon, etc). The experiments that I have performed in lab classes were measuring the states of large numbers of different particles... I've looked through several books and I've asked several of my professors if they knew of any experiments that repeatedly measure the same particle, and I haven't been able to find one.

      To my knowledge, every experiment out there collects measurements on large numbers of different particles... if you have a counterexample I would be very interested in it (and grateful for the information).

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    8. Re:Science must be testable by basking2 · · Score: 1

      Well, not to sound post-modernistic, but some of it lies in how you define the world. The reason I replied to the parent message is that the world "faith" has a horribly different meaning when you compare someone's definition of it (and hense, reasoning from it) with our use of the world. We use the world in language correctly, but we have this ill-concieved notion that faith has no reasoning behind it -- as if it were some randomly chosen point of view. A curosry look at history will show the folly in following ideas with out any reason! The dictionary does validate your definition as one of several meanings; it is a definition, but it is not exclusive to the idea of having some grounds for faith.

      The Bible says that faith is having hope in what you do not see. Seeing does not mean we have no proof, it simply says that direct observation does not preclude something. It's the same idea as object-permenance in 1 year olds. Mom leaves the room, she no longer exists! I should cry. By age 4 we have a sort of faith (based on statistics) that Mom is coming back, and perhaps will have a cookie for me to snack on!

      Well, the bottom line is that the faith should be grounded on some believed facts, or we are acting very irrationally. The dictionary does support both definitions, but I frankly am not interested in what I could mean -- I have said what I do mean. My faith, and faith in the context of my posts means there is a basis to it -- a set of axioms to the logic. You can see this in the form of DeCarte's work who doubted EVERYTHING up to his own existance, and worked from there and ended up with a God in the picture Any reilgion that requires blind faith is very very suspicious in it's accurate description of reality.

      Why is an accurate description of reality importatnt? Because if there is a God that made this world, then this world reflects and ordered-systematic god. Looking at our world through science there is a LARGE amount of order to be seen... and ALL clustered here on Earth. We are a cosmic outlier, to be sure. If there is a god behind this universe, he is an ordered god. Any other source of creation would not create a universe like this. Why do I "know" that? Because of primitive logic. A being cannot be what they are not. A random god could not make an ordered world unless order was some where to be seen first. You have to convince yourself of the validity of this statement before you can go further with the reasoning. It sounds like double talk, but it's where we have to start. Once we lay all the foundational logic we have a world that MUST reflect who created it in some way. The Christian God is bound by his justice and holyness to punish us for bad things we do BUT is also love, and so has given us a way out. Note that God cannot compromise his justice, even the almighty Christian God. It breaks logic primitives, which necessarily breaches all existances. Random begets random; Good begets good etc etc. Breaking these statements requires post-modernistic reasoning (which you can form your own opinion as to the value of).

      So by the previously stated, a religion that reflects a God that is of the same nature of this world is true. A religion that does not reflect this must either provide a reason WHY or it's wrong. The secular version of all this is a World View and it has 3 parts:

      Where did we come from (purpose/meaning of life)

      what's wrong with the world (if anything)

      how do we fix it?

      Well, that's far more than I wanted to write. I've tried to keep my opinions out of this because I really want to prompt the questions. You can prove some things about God, but true, his existance is a matter of faith. If you want a long list of reasons that do not prove this, but form a basis for faith in the Christian God, I can give you several book titles by some bright folks. CS Lewis is the traditional reccomendation, and provides entertaining prose to boot! His logic is great to read (if you like logic). It's akin to a Algorithms person googling over the beauty of merge sort. :-)

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    9. Re:Science must be testable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "watched pot" effect has been observed
      in radionuclei.

  22. For Scott Adams' earlier forays into this stuff, by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    see this review of his book The Dilbert Future, and his response. I lost much of my respect for him as a serious commentator after reading the last chapter of The Dilbert Future, and the rest of it after reading the above response.


    He should stick to cartoons about management, he's certainly good at that.

  23. Re:Gravity and what Physics says by alienmole · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But that Gravity quote seemed sort of silly. It doesn't actually explain why matter inherently comes back into existence closer to large objects.

    That same problem applies to all of our physical theories about the universe, at some level. Newton's theory of gravity did not explain why massive objects attract each other - they just do. Einstein's General Theory of Relativity does not explain why spacetime warps in the presence of mass - it just does.

    All we can really do with our theories is describe what we observe, and develop predictive models. Physics doesn't provide an ultimate answer to the question of "why" - it only ever provides local answers, pushing back the "why" to a different level.

    Scott Adams' theory of gravity does this too, and is actually quite comparable to Newton's theory. In fact, I'm sure it would be possible to develop an Adamsian theory that's the equal of Newton's theory in all predictive respects - but you would ultimately find that you could dispense with the winking in and out of existence stuff, just as Einstein was able to dispense with the ether as a medium for the propagation of electromagnetic waves. As you pointed out with the carrier pigeon example, if something can't be detected, and doesn't add predictive value to a theory, to all intents and purposes it doesn't exist.

  24. Re:Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even more amusing is how you got a 0:Offtopic for admitting it!

  25. Re:Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were correct though!!
    Read the thread - Adams' and Adams's are correct and you can choose based on which is easier to say.

  26. Re:take out the fucking smart quotes by notfancy · · Score: 1

    Dónde aprendió usted el español? ;-p

  27. Gravity by Hitokage_Nishino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing Adams seems to be unable to realize is that any explanation of gravity must account for all effects of it. This includes the orbits of planets. His theory in Dilbert future claimed that gravity is just the effect of everything growing in size. While that _may_ explain why things fall straight to the ground, it does not explain why the Earth orbits the sun in circular motion or why light bends around massive objects.

    Although I haven't read God's Debris, claiming it all to be a matter of probability is less founded than the previous theory... as it doesn't even explain simple attraction well. "It happens just because... IT HAPPENS!" Then he goes off to claim religion is off base? At least religion has the benefit of involving non-testable topics. His pseudoscience has no such excuse.

  28. So what? by nuetrino · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I read a few of Scot Adams' books. I found his delving into psuedo philosophy and metaphysics so inane and superficial that they destroyed my enjoyment of his comics. Frankly, it reminds me of L. Ron Hubbard. For example, in one of his management books he talks about certain mystical principles he used to help him succeed. At the time it reminded me of certain aspects of Scientology.

    This book looks to be particularly dreadful, as it ignores the relative functional form of science. For instance, the review states that Adams believes that gravity is fueled by probability. It really doesn't matter whether he just made that up or it is the result of methodical analysis. Until Adams shows us how this 'new physics' can better send a rocket to Mars it is largely useless. Take a look at it this way. We have all sorts of alternative theories of gravity, most in an effort to reach a theory of Quantum Gravity. It each case, the authors try to find something that can be tested in a lab. For instance, we may generate black holes in the next generation of accelerators, and that will be interesting.

    Some may invoke Thomas Kuhn and say I am being obstructionist. This is not the case. I am merely saying that it not so hard to write 128 of compelling fiction, and the fact that it is anti-establishment does not say anything about ir's correctness. It is true that many great discoveries were hard to believe. It is also true that most of these corrected severe defects in contemporary theory. We could not begin to simply explain the planets without Galileo. We could not explain black box radiation with Planck. We could not fully explain the planets without Einstein. Again, I want to see Adams tell us how to get to Mars faster.

    I do have great respect for Adams. He is honest and straightforward about what he does and why he does it, much like Heinlein. He also has an ego bigger than Shatners, and it may be getting the best of him.

    1. Re:So what? by cyclist1200 · · Score: 0

      "and the fact that it is anti-establishment does not say anything about ir's correctness."

      Had you read the book, or at least the foreword, you would know that Adams does say something about it's correctness - he says it ain't. He specifically says he isn't purporting anything in the book to be true.

      Why is it that when someone says "Imagine if..." someone else has to say "That's false!"? Duh...it's imaginary.

    2. Re:So what? by GrayArea · · Score: 1

      Lighten up a little bit. You shouldn't have to develop a fantastically complete theory of everything just to make a bunch of intriguing points. So he speculates. Maybe someone who can actually make a sense of the physics involved will find a thread to follow on, or just dream about it until it makes sense, who knows? It's the "richness through diversity" that we should value.

      --
      "The deluded are always filled with absolutes. The rest of us have to live with ambiguity." - Aristoi, Walter Jon Willia
    3. Re:So what? by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
      Well, that's what you get for reading the review of the book instead of the book itself. Had you read the book, you would have noted in Adams' introduction that a) it is a work of fiction, and b) the beliefs of the characters in the book are not necessarily the beliefs of the author.

      Or perhaps you also think Star Trek is "useless" because it involves FTL travel, and in practice Star Trek does nothing to help us get to Mars faster. (Other than inspiring large numbers of people to become interested in space exploration--but that's not important to you, because to you the only valid way to judge works of fiction is by the accuracy of their scientific hypotheses.)

      --

      Never take moderation advice from sigs, including this one.

  29. artists as philosophers by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Of course, anyone who is working hard as an artist, even as a comic strip artist, doing commentary on life, is going to develop a philosophy, a world view.

    now this may not be a sophisticated as a physicist, or your college certified philosopher, but it can be useful. Not everything will be spot on, that depending entirely on the insights of the author.

    I for one, do not know what he would make of the guy who has offered a million dollar reward for evidence conclusively proving there is no afterlife.

    But that is part of the fun of talking about things like this.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:artists as philosophers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can offer him the evidence. But he won't be in any capacity to offer me the reward afterwards. Funny guy. What he's really proving is his foolishness. The existence of life after death (an oxymoronic statement all by itself) is a premise that has been offered with no repeatable evidence to back it up, and no logical reason for there to be an afterlife. There isn't an antithecal (is that a word?) premise that "close minded" skeptics offer in return. What the skeptic wants to know is, can you prove this assertion that you are making in the face of what is plain to everyone to see -- that when you die your corpse lies upon the ground and rots and nothing happens to your consciousness thereafter? I as a skeptic don't have anything to disprove, because there is no assertion I am making.

  30. Slight difference by Bilbo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Not that I think Jesse Ventura necessarily understood the subtle difference, but there is a difference between "Religion" (i.e., the fundamental belief in the existence of a Higher Power (i.e., "God") outside of the scope of our physical world) and "Organized Religion" (a formalized set of beliefs, often propagated by an organized, hierarchal system of "Priests").

    The former is a system of beliefs which one comes to based on one's own experiences and understanding.

    The latter is an external system, often forced on individuals, without any thought on their own part.

    I happen to be a very "religious" person myself, but I'll be the first to admit that a huge percentage of people filling our churches, synagogues, mosques or whatever are there simply to be led around by the nose without having to really wrestle with the deeper questions of life and their existence.

    In that sense, yes - "Organized Religion" is certainly an Opiate.

    --
    Your Servant, B. Baggins
    1. Re:Slight difference by brsett · · Score: 1

      I think he did understand the difference when he went on to say that personal religion seemed like a good thing to him. He also managed to make the distinction in 2 sentences rather than 4 paragraphs.

    2. Re:Slight difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod the parent down.

      By your rehasing of the matter, that you claim to be a "religious" person, indicates to the reader that you are a person that puts faith in symbolic ceremonies, and submit yourself to priests.

      You are little different, and no better under the scrutiny of the rational mind, than are those deeply entrenched in ceremony and a heirarchy of priests. Indeed, it is truly laughable that you would attempt to pass by us a claim that you are somehow superior to such individuals.

      As you have described your religion, it is your opiate; you are a slave to it; you are a sheep.

      Not only should the parent comment be modded down as overrated, but a tag entitled "pompous fool" should be created and attributed to it.

      Have you people no ability to reason? Read the individuals post; the bandwagon doesn't always point the correct direction.

    3. Re:Slight difference by rkent · · Score: 1

      In that sense, yes - "Organized Religion" is certainly an Opiate.

      I understand your distinction, but I think that Marx was talking about religion in both senses. Obviously a capitalist state using a church as validation for its oppressive action is using "organized religion" as an opiate. But the "spiritual quest religion" can serve the same function, particularly if it subscribes to the Judeochristian line of reasoning that "earthly suffering will be redeemed in heaven."

      So, yes, there's a distinction to be made, but I'm not sure that it was a critical one to Marx.

    4. Re:Slight difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I happen to be a very "religious" person myself, but I'll be the first to admit that a huge percentage of people filling our churches, synagogues, mosques or whatever are there simply to be led around by the nose without having to really wrestle with the deeper questions of life and their existence."

      The Church was founded by Christ Himself (assuming you are Christian), and is there to teach and administer the sacraments, among other functions. I'm sick and tired of all you misguided critics who think they embrace the principles of the Bible when they criticize the Church that gave it to them.

      Who cares who I am.

    5. Re:Slight difference by Bilbo · · Score: 2
      First of all, there are a lot of "Organized Religions" out there. Using the term "Priest" does not necessarily mean I'm picking on Catholics, or Episcopals or any other particular denomination you may be thinking of. A "priesthood" can be any heirarchy of religous or thought authority.

      A personal belief of mine is that even Athiests are an "organized religion", since Athiesm forms a system of beliefs about such fundamental questions of life as "Where did I come from and why am I here?" Hence, the "religion" of Athiesm may fufill the same function of providing a ready made set of tidy answers to the complex questions of life for people who don't want to face these questions on their own.

      Second, this may be bad form, but I'm going to go ahead and somewhat contradict what I just said in my previous post. The mere fact that something is organized does not in and of itself mean that it is a bad thing. Traditions are useful teaching vehicles, as long as they do not become an end to themselves. It is human nature to form organized communities, and I pitty the sorry community that abandons the accumulated experience of its elders. However, belief must stand on its own truth, not just because someone told us that we should think such and such.

      --
      Your Servant, B. Baggins
  31. Scott Adams and E-Publishing by Ironwolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When Scott Adams first published God's Debris as an e-book, I refused to buy it because of the platform-biased and fair use-restricted nature of his chosen distribution technology. And I told him so. The conversation turned into a fairly in-depth conversation on the nature of e-publishing and software piracy. The results are on my web site as an e-mail exchange between us that he gave permission for me to post.

    At least one person who has written me about the exchange felt that I gave up. I didn't really give up-- in fact I hadn't intended it to become a drawn out argument in the first place. But by the end I felt I had reached the point of diminishing returns-- it was clear that Scott didn't want to be convinced. I decided that the real argument would be won in the court of public opinion-- which was why I felt it important to end on a (superficially) conciliatory note and get him to give me permission to publish the discussion. If I had taken the last word, I think it unlikely he would have let me post our exchange.

    To be fair, Scott made two points that bear further consideration:

    1) E-books are not identical to executable software.

    2) If free file sharing is ubiquitous, people will steal when it's easier than buying.

    I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but briefly I would respond to both points by saying that non-executable media such as books, movies, photographs, and music need to have a new distribution infrastructure put in place where buying is actually easier than stealing, and quite cheap for the end user. I believe the future of electronic distribution will lie not in increasingly Draconian legal and technical barriers that fight against the paying customer, but in the ubiquitous availability of micropayments that make enjoying creative content painless and subject to the Free Market. I believe Scott would point out that that system isn't here yet.

    In another unpublished conversation, Scott credits e-publishing in this matter with enabling him to land his print-based book deal. He's happy with the outcome.

    1. Re:Scott Adams and E-Publishing by sulli · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Scott Adams also wrote an interesting piece in the New York Times about this. Notable quotable:

      E-books are impervious to analogy. With most digital products, a pirated copy is worse than the real thing and ends up being more like free publicity than a threat. For example, an MP3 music file sounds worse than a CD, and it's less portable, for now. A pirated software game doesn't give you access to technical support. A pirated Dilbert comic strip isn't as good as a collection of them in a book. And so on. But a pirated e-book is better than the original e-book because it's identical in function, free and you don't have to give anyone your personal and financial information.

      Agree with him or don't, he makes an interesting point. I tend to be more sympathetic with the fellow who converted it back to plaintext (and really, how hard can that be, given enough geeks wanting to do so? Dmitry did it pretty quickly) but I also see Scott's point.

      As for me, I prefer my books in dead tree format. Easier to deal with in every way. Articles online need to be fairly brief or I won't read them - so news is okay, but a book really isn't.

      --

      sulli
      RTFJ.
    2. Re:Scott Adams and E-Publishing by kimihia · · Score: 1

      There are a couple of comic strips that I really love. I used to read one (before it stopped) on the 'net all the time. I even have all the files here on my hard drive.

      One day I was passing a book seller, and because I liked the comic strip I went in and purchased the book, and I even had them order the second book which I later purchased.

      In the web archive there are some comics that I haven't seen in the book, and in the book there are comics that aren't on the web. The web has colour, the comics are black and white.

      There are advantages in both, but I liked the comic strip so much I was prepared to shell out real cold hard cash to purchase the book.

    3. Re:Scott Adams and E-Publishing by evilviper · · Score: 2

      My law of the world:

      If people aren't forced to pay for something, they won't.

      A system based on the charity of others will not succeed (for long). With open source, a developer donates a bit of his time and talent to fix a problem, or add a feature HE wants. If each programer was given a random segment of code from a random project, you would not see anyone willing to donate anything. As it relates to books: People are rarely willing to throw their money into a void, even a few cents.

      Right now people will donate, as they've seen the world to which they do not want to return... Once payment is no longer forced, people will forget the situation of today, and not bother paying.

      In Adam's words: "If you're saying the shareware games are free and wonderful and people still prefer to pay because they want to be legal, well, I don't live on that planet."

      --
      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    4. Re:Scott Adams and E-Publishing by AbsoluteRelativity · · Score: 1


      I think Scott Adams is well set (doing what he has to do to make a buck) in this day in age, and quite frankly like you said and I agree with, good alternatives just are not available for him to do it diffrently.

      I'm interested in his book, but I will avoid the ebook version and go for the hardback. That is more to do with ethical reasons, considering that a programmer was thrown in jail for publishing software, I'm sure Scott Adams would not like the idea of being thrown in jail for publishing a book.

      One of the big hurdles to alternatives (non-donation based alternatives), unfortunetly are the IP laws themselves. Number 1 reason its a hurdle is that no one will be motivated to change their ways, even if their ways are becoming out dated and hurting everyone else, Second reason its a hurdle is that currently selling copys of copyright information is illegal and seen as criminal and it makes it harder for people to understand the under a diffrent system they would not be criminals but actually a big part of the market force. The third reason its a hurdle is the technology itself, if someone developes a network like gnutella where people can buy and sell information to and from each other that network would definetly be attacked by the cartels of the media world (RIAA MPAA, etc), and their reasoning will not be that people are giving away the media for free, but that people are making money off of it, even if that network was a legitimate way for smaller artists authors and musicians to make money by selling their work on this network with out having to go to a major publisher/distributor in order to do this, and on top of that gain a reputation and increase their worth in this network (increase the demand for your work and increase the price people will pay for it).

      But dont confuse me with the people who think information should be free, I think *people* should be free. I should be free to buy Scott Adams book, and sell as many copies as I can. If the book sells well, the next book Scott Adam is to create and release, I will pay based upon how well his last book sold and what people thought of it, if I dont do this I will end up being among the last to get the book because the system is based upon distribution, those that pay the *most* are among the *first* to recieve the book from Scott Adams server himself, and those that want to pay the least (or not at all) have to wait a long time to get the book. This makes it much like the stock market, where I invest my money in someones book, and then try to sell as many copys at a good price as I can to other people to make a profit, except I am not just doing this for Scott Adams book, I am also doing this for other authors music, videos, games, software, etc, so there is a constant flow of information and its all paid for rather then given away for free, why give something away for free when you can make money transfering it to other people who want it. All of this controled through software and people, in an information market, deciding whether an author is a risk or if they are undervalued, and putting money down to make money off the next great hit.

      --
      disclaimer : My views do not represent those of every one else in slashdot.
  32. Re:Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some overzealous moderators are hitting the thread with -1 offtopic.

    Oooo ... bad posters, straying offtopic.

    Whatever happened to the "moderate up the good stuff in preference to moderating down the bad" advice in the moderators' guide?

  33. Re:take out the fucking smart quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    si.

    tengo gato. vamos gato vamos.

  34. A little Marxist-Deist humor. by laetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're splitting angel hairs here. Marx was an athiest. But we can still have a little fun:

    Karl Marx dies and shows up at the gates of heaven to be met by Saint Peter.

    "Name?" asks Peter.

    "Marx, Karl Marx." replies the famous author.

    "Hmm," says Peter to himself, "why do I know that name?"

    "I am Marx," Marx said, beaming with pride, "founder of socialism and the driving force behind the communist ideal called Marxism."

    "I see," Peter said. "I'll have to check with God."

    So Peter rushes off to confer with God. God hears the name Marx and immediately a look of disgust infects His face. "Marx?" God says, "He's nothing but a trouble maker. Send him down to hell."

    So Peter happily signs the appropriate forms and deports Karl Marx to Satan's fiery hell.

    Some time later, a free trade agreement is forged between Heaven and Hell. The deal is hailed by all to be a great economic leap forward that would revitalize both struggling economies. But soon after the treaty, God realizes that Heaven is no longer receiving any products
    from Hell. So he sends Saint Peter down to investigate.

    "Well?" asks Peter of Satan, "What's the hold up? We have an agreement!"

    Satan shrugs his shoulders, exasperated. "It's that Marx fellow," Satan
    replied. "Ever since he got down here, all we've had are strikes and labour demands. Productivity has dropped to zero!"

    "So?" Peter asks, "What would you have us do?"

    "Take him back. Take Marx back to Heaven, and I guarantee productivity will sky rocket!"

    So Peter agreed, on God's behalf, to accept Karl Marx back to Heaven.

    Some time later Satan realizes that Hell has not received any orders for product from Heaven. In fact, very little communication at all has leaked from Up Above. So, concerned for the economic welfare of Hell, he makes a trip to Heaven.

    "Peter! Peter, are you there?" Satan demands.

    "Yes, what is it?" Peter answers.

    "What's the hold up? What about the flow of trade?"

    "Oh I'm sorry," Peter said, "We have decided to adopt a Marxist isolationist stance. We are an intrinsic self-governed body that is now based on the needs of the prolitariate. It is our opinion that this free trade agreement only benefits the bourgeois."

    "What?!" Satan was furious. "I demand to speak to God!"

    Peter's eyebrow is raised in confusion. "Who?"

    --

    "We're sorry, but the website you're trying to reach has been disconnected."
  35. And if that's not enough Scott Adams for you... by Snowfox · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...here's Plop, an experimental comic by Scott.

    It's bad, but bad enough to be funny, I guess. Or maybe not.

    1. Re:And if that's not enough Scott Adams for you... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2

      Damn. I guess I know who gets the "One Trick Pony" award for the year.

      --
      Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
    2. Re:And if that's not enough Scott Adams for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like he threw up his hands, said "Well, I'm out of ideas!" and went back to Dilbert humor for the last strip.

  36. From the horse's mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/sitemap/

    * News archive
    * FAQ
    * Meet the characters
    * Scott Adams' advice: How to become a cartoonist
    * Wallpaper
    * Link Icons
    * Cursors
    * Birth of a cartoonist
    * The dawn of Dilbert
    * Scott Adams' secret past
    * Scott Adams' biography

  37. print it to a file by kipple · · Score: 1

    instead of printing it to a local/network printer, someone could redirect the print output to a file. it should come out a regular .ps file, which can be translated into plain ascii.
    time spent in doing that: more or less 15 minutes.
    reason: having a backup copy of the book that can be kept in a safe place, sure that one day it could be used platform-independently.

    --
    -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
  38. Gandhi & Jesus by gdyas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gandhi never said the Christian bible was any sort of manual for how to live. He did, however, esteem Jesus over any other historical/mythical/whatever person. I quote:

    A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.

    He saw the passion of Jesus as the ultimate act, and considered it the moment at which Jesus truly became human in sacrifice to God.

    --

    The only tool you've got against psychosis is experience.

  39. Feynman, Einstein -- and Adams??? by DanEsparza · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I guess this idea is already being voiced a lot here -- but I just don't think of Scott Adams as being any kind of a philosopher. He's a cartoonist. A guy who writes without really thinking about a problem -- just someone who writes down observations that occur to HIM, and him alone.

    Richard Feynman was a physicist that had some interesting ideas on life.

    Albert Einstein was a physicist that had some interesting ideas on life.

    Douglas Adams had some interesting ideas on life, the universe, and everything.

    Scott Adams is a cartoonist, with some really depressing and unfounded ideas about life.

    Nuff said.

    1. Re:Feynman, Einstein -- and Adams??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you blew a great post by including Douglas Adams alongside Feynman and Einstein.

  40. Spellchecking again; Re:On correct use of apos... by Software · · Score: 1
    Thank reader mblumber for this review of Scott Adams's God's Debris, newly republished in hardcover after starting out life a few years ago as an e-book. For those who've never seen Adam's serious side, this is an interesting introduction. I like reading books that make me think, but not in the same way that I think when I'm at work or doing homework. When reading for pleasure, I want something that at first glance is so strange it's absurd, but at closer examination makes a tremendous amount of sense. That depth is the essence of Scott Adams' God's Debris, A Thought Experiment.
    Well, it might help if the article's author had used a consistent spelling. Instead, he covered all three of the popular variations. I think we can all agree that "Adam's" is wrong, because the guy's last name is Adams. Do you add the "'s" or just the "'"? I don't know. Me, I like the apostrophe rules given here
  41. Re:Gravity and what Physics says by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem is thinking that there has to be a 'why'. There doesn't; the fundamental laws of the universe work the way they do *just because*. If the Big Bang had turned out a little differently then so would these fundamental laws; Planck's Constant, for example, could be any number of values depending on the properties of the initial creation of the universe. There's no 'why' to it, nor does there need to be.

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  42. Non-testable topics by DanEsparza · · Score: 1
    At least religion has the benefit of involving non-testable topics.

    Ah. But you're wrong.

    1. Re:Non-testable topics by MisterQueue · · Score: 1

      Haha, that book begins by claiming that eyewitness testimony is crucial. Basically it sets you up for hearsay to begin with. The problem is I could tell you that I saw a dragon on the way home, but just because it's eyewitness testimony doesn't make it any more true. I'm sorry but the original comment still stands, religion is based on non-testable topics. That's the meaning of belief (or faith if you will) right there. Religion doesn't need facts to back it up, that's why it is in fact Religion and believes in deities. Not arguing that it is wrong or right, it just is. (And not saying where my personal leanings are either)

      -Q

      --
      "I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! Frylock..were you?" -Master Shake
  43. Actually, let me clarify.... by brunes69 · · Score: 2

    You don't even need ghostscript for windows. I just installed that so I could view what I printed (to make sure it turned out ok). I just installed the HP PaintJet XL300 drivers that come with windows, and had it print to file. My output is 1.83 megs (bigger than the original), but its a perfect copy.

    1. Re:Actually, let me clarify.... by bool · · Score: 1

      There is even a generic plain text printer windows driver. It will print out a new file for each section... but when it is done you will have 36 ASCII text files... I paid my $5 for the content and might share it with a good friend of mine. I am sure if he likes it enough he will pay the $5 too.

      --

      ----------
      while (alive) { Work(); PayTaxes(); Eat(); Sleep(); }
      Bool
  44. My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by SirAnodos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this is off topic and I will lose karma, etc.. but I need to get this off my chest.
    Just because I need and use a crutch does not mean the crutch doesn't exist.
    If I had a son that was totally dependent on me and "needed" me as a "crutch", does that prove that I do not exist?
    Why couldn't a God create beings that need him?
    I think Scott Adams and others will find that no matter how "strong" minded someone becomes, the intelligence does not eliminate the need for religion. There are blue collar who do not believe in God, and there are scientists who do not believe in God, just as there are blue collar who do believe in God and scientists who do believe in God. Strong or weak mindedness has nothing to do with it.

    1. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by pkesel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The point of a crutch is to help one along until he can function at full capacity, without hindrance or help. Existence of the crutch isn't an issue. Completeness and truth of the condition are the issue. While there is need for a crutch the condition cannot be in its true and complete form.

      Cultivated need for a crutch fosters a false reliance upon it, as well as a comfort from having it that goes beyond its utility.

      The habituation to that comfort leads one to further disassociate the crutch with reality. What evidence in your daily life makes you believe that God, existence granted, needs anything? Any notion of the nature of God is a construct of human emotion, and religion is the mythology built of those constructs.

      If the Christian God created the universe, why do so many of the 'truths' of the Christian religion clash so horribly with the truths we experience in our daily lives? People don't rise from the dead. Water doesn't turn into wine, and bread does not turn into flesh. Alchemy fell out of favor hundreds of years ago. I think we know pretty well that one little boat doesn't hold enough animals to populate the Earth. And I think we know that Adam and Eve are as real as Mickey and Minney. It just doesn't fit with the records of humanity that we have found.

      (By the way, try to build a case for Christianity without the Adam and Eve story.)

      Blue collar versus scientist is a poor example of stereotyping. Wisdom has nothing to do with occupation. Education is, however, a way to gain insight that leads to wisdom.

      Personally, I don't care if you use a crutch, but don't ever expect me to take you seriously in any conversation regarding truth or reality.

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    2. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by SirAnodos · · Score: 1

      Your assessment of the crutch is correct. Some would say Christianity teaches that we are "crippled", in our hearts. God in His love and mercy has created a way for us to be restored to Him. This is where the analogy of the crutch breaks down. God isn't a crutch so that we no longer need God. Rather, He is the doctor who heals us.
      As for origins, I have not found anyone who can prove (scientifically) that any theory on the origins of the earth are correct. Whether that be God, Adam/Eve, etc. or the "big bang". We have theories. You cannot disprove that Adam and Eve existed. I cannot disprove that the big bang ever happened. You dismiss it based on your own reasoning, and the assumption is that your reasoning is without error. The same goes for the flood. Of course a single boat could not hold all the animals we have today, but it could hold a small subset, from which the current set of animals could macro evolve (as one possible explanation). I would challenge you to prove that water was never turned to wine. I challenge you to prove that "miracles" do not happen today. Because you have never witnessed these things yourself, or heard of anyone who has, you assume that it is impossible. I know of no one alive who has witnessed, or "experienced", evolution, but many people believe what is told them about evolution based on the research and words of others. The same goes for religion. Many people believe certain religions based on the research and words of others.
      The human mind has the ability to reason anything into anything, so it all boils down to one thing: what you want to believe. Whatever you decide you want to believe, then you will find a way to reason yourself to that belief. You will filter all of life through the glasses you choose to wear, and some will choose to belittle and accuse anyone who wears different glasses.
      Why does life experience seem to clash with religion? Because we see things how we want to see them. I know many people who claim to experience many of the things you say you have never experienced. It is their word against yours, and your word against theirs... but who can offer scientific proof? Neither.
      If there is a God, why would he arrange things this way? If I were God, maybe I could tell you.

    3. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by pkesel · · Score: 1

      God must be a poor doctor. He's been healing for 2000 years and hasn't gotten it right yet.

      None of this is a matter of proof. I think we both know it's impossible. It's a matter of credibility. What about Christianity is any more credible than the teachings of Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, or Buddhism? Why do you believe Christianity? It's what was given to you.

      I don't suppose that either creationism or the Big Bang is correct. I don't think I need to know how it started. I've enough knowledge of the world around me to gauge truth and reality. What good would it do for me to know when and how it started? I still have to live by the natural order of the Universe. That is the only truth. There's no escaping it.

      But to go down the line of proof, I think there are probably plenty of chemists and physicists that can prove that no one 2000 years ago had the ability to turn water into wine, or even alcohol for that matter. And recently there has been research done on Carribean islands proving distinct but similar evolution of anoles between neighboring islands. DNA comparison shows similar ancestry for various types on one island, but not between similar types between islands. And I'm sure that bacteriology has plenty of examples of evolved resistence to antibiotics.

      Should you say that none of these are proof, then stop going to the doctor, because the same methods are used in research for making medicines and other medical treatment, and you should discredit it just the same.

      My biggest argument is that what you believe should be consistent. How can you claim to believe two things that are disparate? I assure you that there is no reason to believe that any man can walk on water. There is nothing about a man or about water that can ever cause you to think it possible. Either you believe that what you and I and everyone else has experienced about water and people, or you believe that Jesus walked on water. How can it be both? Your sole account of the single instance of this comes from a book of collaborators assembled 400 years after the event. Is that more credible than centuries of consistent experience, as well as your own experience, that says it couldn't have happened?

      You don't have to answer because your religious crutch says you don't. You have faith. That supercedes any need for reason or accountability.

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    4. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever really sat down and thought that maybe the Bible isn't to be taken literally in all sense??? Just because some priest in the 13th century decided that the book of Genesis was the definitive version of the creation of our universe, does this honestly mean that it literally describes the creation of the universe?

      I've always held the opinion believe in what you like, if the scientific views do it for you, go for it, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, whatever! But honestly, wouldn't you think that perhaps in reference to the Bible the stories are used as metaphorical stories to promote strong morals and a sense of right and wrong?

      Loaves and fishes, honestly, I'm a fairly strong Catholic but I don't believe that he magically created man loaves and fishes out of a few. My view is that perhaps once it was seen that some people were sharing, the rest brought their food out to share.

      And lastly, you can't definitively disprove Christian (or any other religion) beliefs, and you can't definitively prove scientific views of everything. Any scientist worth his weight will tell you that the current scientific views are what currently fit the perceived facts so far. You know what, there are one hell of a lot of missing facts out there!

      Quit getting caught up on who's right and wrong, you can't prove or disprove either (you can infer one or the other based of current facts, but you cannot prove or disprove) and try looking at the meaning as opposed to doctrine.

      My little rant. Phew.

    5. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by robbway · · Score: 2

      Without directly contradicting your statements, you need to recognize two things:

      1) Because something can't be disproven doesn't mean it exists.
      2) Strong scientific knowledge does not appear to be a factor in whether someone is strong or weak minded.

      If all things that can't be proven must exist, the universe would suddenly become so crowded with things that it would destroy itself.

      I'm certainly not well trained in psychology, but I've always seen alcohol addiction as some sort of weakness: biological, mental, or both. It is clear that alcoholism is not related to intelligence.

    6. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People don't rise from the dead. Water doesn't turn into wine, and bread does not turn into flesh

      Yes, and that's what makes them miracles when they do happen. It you want to argue against Christianity you should probably learn its basics first. Alchemy is never mentioned in the bible, for instance.

      By the way, try to build a case for Christianity without the Adam and Eve story

      It's trivially easy. Most modern Christians reject the literal truth of Genesis.

      Personally, I don't care if you use a crutch, but don't ever expect me to take you seriously in any conversation regarding truth or reality

      It's statements like these that indicate just how many people use science as their crutch. If you refuse to accept arguments, you are as dogmatic - if not more dogmatic - than any Christian.

    7. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If all things that can't be proven must exist, the universe would suddenly become so crowded with things that it would destroy itself.

      Is this a serious scientific comment, or a joke?

    8. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by robbway · · Score: 1

      To the AC: It isn't a serious scientific comment, it's flippant. So I guess it's that weak form of humor, sarcasm.

    9. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Why do you believe Christianity? It's what was given to you.

      People today believe in science because it was given to them.

      What good would it do for me to know when and how it started?

      It's hard to know what good anything can do you until you understand it.

      There are probably plenty of chemists and physicists that can prove that no one 2000 years ago had the ability to turn water into wine

      No one can prove that. It would be like trying to prove a program correct for all possible input without having the source code and without knowing the state of the machine running the program. Maybe there are some special set of conditions that existed 2000 years ago that could allow such an event to occur. Maybe its a metaphor.

      recently there has been research done on Carribean islands proving distinct but similar evolution of anoles between neighboring islands. DNA comparison shows similar ancestry for various types on one island, but not between similar types between islands.

      Not proven. Here's an alternative explanation. The designer instantiated the anoles on each island with different code. DNA similarities are frequently used to promote evolution, but imagine you're writing the software for life and tell me your not going to recycle some of your code. Object Oriented all the way baby.

      Should you say that none of these are proof, then stop going to the doctor, because the same methods are used

      Practical Science is not composed of a series of impeccable proofs. Rather it tends towards a series of working theories. Some of these theories might be true, some might be very wrong, and some may have odd exceptions. In any case, one does not have to reject all science's working theories simply because one wishes to question a few.

      I assure you that there is no reason to believe that any man can walk on water

      Jesus wasn't exactly Phil in accounting. Having never met a Son of God, it's rather difficult for me to gauge his bouyancy. Also, I'm not a big religion guy but what if the water was frozen? If you take everything litteraly, you're bound to misinterprate 50% of what normal people say today and 99% of what they said 2000 years ago.

      Is that more credible than centuries of consistent experience, as well as your own experience, that says it couldn't have happened?

      Centuries of consistent experience is not always a great gauge of reality. I mean the earth is flat right, everyone's known that for milenia. If it wasn't we'd all fall off. I'm not trying to say that some old book like the bible is any better at portraying reality, I'm just saying that sometimes it isn't any worse.

      On a side note, I've never been to church except when it involved a superbowl party with lots of pizza. Also, I have no fixed faith, just a vague appreciation for stuff.

    10. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by pkesel · · Score: 1

      First, there are not various equal, dissimilar, and arbitrary lines of science from which I am asked to choose. True science is measurable and repeatable. That doesn't mean provable, but it's a far cry more than you can say for religion.

      Your argument about bouyancy is circular, and you've missed the point. If I told you that Phil in accounting walked on water you'd probably not bet your soul on it, even if you don't know Phil. But for some reason a book 2000 years old that's been translated a dozen times by religious fanatics is supposed to convince you? That's a tremendous double standard. That's the point of the "don't trust medicine" idea.

      "Don't take it literally" is a standard argument that comes back from a bible thumper after an argument. I don't take it literally. I don't take it at all. But if I can't take it literally what do I have but reason to make sense of it? Why should the "correct" interpretation be contrary to reason and experience? We even have a prominent and named theory on this called Occam's Razor. Don't introduce things contrary or unrelated to the experience. We don't sit still for that in science or business or the rest of our daily lives. Why do people accept it with religion?

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    11. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by pkesel · · Score: 1

      I don't care to say who's right or wrong, only to
      point out the flaws in one side of the argument.

      An inconsistent mind can only be called confused.

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    12. Re:My crutch doesn't exist because I need it by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      First, there are not various equal, dissimilar, and arbitrary lines of science from which I am asked to choose.

      Alright, give me the scientific explanation for the beginning of the universe. Big Bang? Oscillating Universe? Steady State? How about the nature of subatomic particles? Science is full of various equal, dissimilar, and arbitrary lines to choose from. Exploring and eliminating these choices is how scientific progress is accomplished.

      a book 2000 years old that's been translated a dozen times by religious fanatics is supposed to convince you
      There are many 2000 year old books that have been translated many many times by religious fanatics and still have true content/information. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Parmenides, the Cult of Pythagoras, etc. You can't assume information is incorrect because it is old. That said, a book by itself would not convince me absolutely of any past event, whether it be the Bible, the Koran, my copy of Code Breakers, or my 8th Grade History Book.

      "Don't take it literally" is a standard argument that comes back from a bible thumper after an argument .... if I can't take it literally what do I have but reason to make sense of it? Why should the "correct" interpretation be contrary to reason and experience?

      Perhaps they use it so often because it's a good argument. All that I would ask would be that you apply your reasoning skills to a book like the Bible rather than dismiss the entire thing outright. It seems highly improbable that more than 25% of the information therein remains valid. That said, it seems extremely unlikely that everything in it is false. I've read Aristotle's Physics and think that over half of it was crap, BUT I also realize that some of things he talked about are true and remain useful. What I'm trying to say here is, if you are really interested, you should read the bible (I havn't) and then draw conclusions as to how much and which parts may contain truth. Anyways, I'm not a bible thumper, I never even read the thing. I'm about as close to being a Christian as I am to being a Disciple of the Cult of Mithras, Priest of Chronos, or a Mary Kay sales rep.

  45. Reminds me of Einstein's Dreams by sulli · · Score: 2

    a wonderful book by Alan Lightman. Strongly recommended for those interested in physics, space-time, and the like. I don't think there is a slashdot book review - maybe I'll write one.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Reminds me of Einstein's Dreams by oddtodd · · Score: 1

      this book is better than hot grits down yer shorts
      thank you.

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      I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. -- Calvin
    2. Re:Reminds me of Einstein's Dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's pretty damn good!

  46. Great conversation - a side argument was missed by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I think Scott actually ended up making a good argument against his first point - he said he didn't want to release a non-encrypted version because he "didn't want to compete against a free copy of his own book".

    Then in two seperate instances, he went on to note that a chapter of his own book had been OCR'ed and mailed to him and another author had a whole book OCR'ed and distributed online. So, in all probability he's competing against a free copy of his own book anyway, only it's a version probably not giving proper credit to the author!! At least with a PDF or text file released, he could make sure his name was plastered all over.

    On top of that, as you said he credits ePublishing with helping him get a book deal. So couldn't you say that even if you didn't end up making any money on ePublishing it could stil be valuable to you from after-effects like landing book deals. Sometimes people are too focused on direct costs and don't think about long-term benefits.

    The sad part is, I would have bought an open eBook too but now I'll have neither.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Great conversation - a side argument was missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      'No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them' - Dave Sim

      "I'm a crazy, misogynistic motherfucker." - Dave Sim

  47. The format's been done by Lothar+0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Plato used the format of a somewhat-enlightened person vs. very enlightened person conversation in The Republic, which formed at least part of the basis of the Heglian dialect (thesis-antithesis-synthesis).

    Scott's doing nothing new format-wise, but I'd be interested in what he has to say. Much of it sounds like the stuff he wrote towards the end of The Dilbert Principle

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    1. Re:The format's been done by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      Plato used the format of a somewhat-enlightened person vs. very enlightened person conversation in The Republic, which formed at least part of the basis of the Heglian dialect (thesis-antithesis-synthesis).

      Much like this book is written. Except, Adams reads better in English.

      Scott's doing nothing new format-wise, but I'd be interested in what he has to say. Much of it sounds like the stuff he wrote towards the end of The Dilbert Principle

      Actually, it was The Dilbert Future that you're thinking of here.

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  48. people are the television of God by tinkerton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excuse me, but Marx said that television is the opiate of the people. Yes, he was ahead of his time.

    And John Lennon said that lsd should be the religion of the people.

    Then Postman said television is the religion of the people.

    Then Burroughs said lsd is better than television

    Ventura just was trying to start a new thread.

    Actually I prefer "consumerism is the religion of the people" .
    Working to buy a bigger car than your neighbor sure makes life meaningful.

    Sarcastic? Who, me?

  49. Reference sources by Tassach · · Score: 2

    "The Elements of Style" is a good book, no doubt; but it lacks the panache of Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrope, You Idiots

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    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  50. Re:Gravity and what Physics says by alienmole · · Score: 1
    Part of the problem is thinking that there has to be a 'why'. There doesn't;

    People can be forgiven for thinking that there must be a "why", because physics and indeed all of science is all about answering "why". The only problem is that science never provides an absolute and total answer, which may be, as you say, because there isn't one.

    But the lack of an "ultimate answer" is disturbing to many people, so religion, which also attempts to answer the "why" question, is often used to fill the gap that science leaves. So it's not surprising that this whole issue of ultimate cause is often used as a justification for the existence of deities.

    the fundamental laws of the universe work the way they do *just because*. If the Big Bang had turned out a little differently then so would these fundamental laws; Planck's Constant, for example, could be any number of values depending on the properties of the initial creation of the universe. There's no 'why' to it, nor does there need to be.

    Except that you've just given a "why": that at least some fundamental laws and constants were determined by the Big Bang. That could raise question of why the Big Bang happened the way it did - which, of course, is an area of intense study.

    The problem is figuring out which things have a why and which things don't. For example, we might still learn more about "why mass warps spacetime", once they figure out that all the theories about the Higgs boson are wrong... ;)

  51. MC Hawking... by Leif_Bloomquist · · Score: 1

    Surely not Stephen "Fuck the Creationists Hawking??

    1. Re:MC Hawking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Stephen Hawking is an atheist, but he once said in an interview (on ABC I think it was) when asked about if he believed in God or not:

      "If I tell people I don't believe in God, they will believe something more about me that I don't want them to. If I tell people I do believe in God, they will assume that I believe in the same God as them."

      Drawing some conclusion from this, I think what he means to say is that he believes in a concept of God so abstract it is possibly indiscernable to the human mind, even one as brilliant as his.

  52. Re:as far as religion goes (from an antiChristian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Your "Jesus Christ" (not his real name, of course) was the leader of a traveling gang of (mostly) homosexual prostitutes. "Jesus" father started him in the business. His mother was a tramp, and probably a prostitute as well.

    The indigenous peoples' death rituals normally included devouring a small part of the deceased and perhaps sipping a bit of his/her blood, if any could be gathered. The thought was that since 'you are what you eat', the deceased would be returned to the living inside his friends/family.

    Those who had died with no friends or family probably would not be given the resurrection ceremony. Disrespected persons would have met the same fate, though in this case, a local government may have been charged with preventing "resurrection", so they wouldn't have to repeatedly execute the same miscreant.

    The Romans of the time may have tried to prevent the locals eating their dead by hanging them above reach until they were quite decayed, or some time limit for "resurrection" had passed.

    Evidence supporting these statements can be found in a sufficiently comprehensive version of the many Xtian bibles currently available, and a close view of the catholic church's mass, especially the "communion".

    Also see a dictionary definition of the word 'sarcophagus'.

    Religion is truly disgusting, not only for the lies it tells, but that it denies what makes us human. It is a basic survival instinct to believe our parents and leaders, even if they spout at us the most nonsensical religious tripe. We as humans have the higher ability to use our intellect to see the nonsense of religion, but if prevented from doing so by parents, priests, preachers, rebbes, imams, and others of their ilk, we remain no higher than the common sheep, waiting to be fleeced.

  53. I gave up on Dilbert...er....Scott Adams by eaddict · · Score: 2, Funny

    After the 3rd or 4th book his style became like "Family Circus" and "Peanuts" to me. Predictible and common. I don't think I'll invest in his book (even though the government has asked us to keep the economy going). I think I'll buy a multi-pack of snickers instead....

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    "If you are on fire you can just stop, drop, and roll. If you fall into Lava you are just dead." - my 5yr old daughter
  54. Disprovable? by return+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I cannot think of a single statement in the book that can be proven incorrect.

    Well, do you mean you applied tests to the statements and they were not disproved? Or do you mean there would be no possible way to disprove them? The latter case is called "nondisprovable" or "untestable". A theory that can't be tested is useless.

    1. Re:Disprovable? by QuadZero · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A theory that can't be tested is useless.

      As long as there is no more reliable, plausible theory to supplant it, an untestable theory is merely another possibility to consider along the way toward finding a reliable, plausible theory.

      The sort of "either-or" thinking represented by your comment may be "safe" -- perhaps even required -- in a more strictly scientific setting but, in the practical experience of everyday life, very few of us live and think in the manner so strictly insisted upon in the context of online discusssion and debate.

      While it may seem certain that a given proposition must be either-or: true/false, we must come to grips with the limitations of human intellect and our present scope of knowledge.

      Perhaps a person doesn't know whether proposition p is true or false, and up to the present moment this person has no testable theory at hand. I suggest that it's quite rational to admit one's agnostic state-of-being with respect to the proposition being considered, and to entertain virtually any theory that one may imagine explains the proposition.

      Notice I did not say that one may assert, as knowledge, the imagined theory. I said that they may entertain it, perhaps even choose to [gasp!] believe it (yes, even without compelling justification for doing so).

      To believe in spite of evidence to the contrary is a hard position to defend, but to believe in the absence of any evidence whatsoever is quite human and, in the long run, perhaps even useful.

      --
      Richard (aka Merwyck, aka QuaDZeRo) I blog at http://richardharlos.com
  55. Sorry, you're wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God's structure is not even an Abelian group, so he/she can't exist, sorry. Don't even get me started on that pile of crap the Bible is, stopping the Sun? Come on! Or what Moses did with the Red Sea, pure shit. Islamic religion is even worse since it treats women like crap.

    1. Re:Sorry, you're wrong... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's a pretty damn good explanation for how the Red Sea thing worked (turns out that tectonic activity can result in a sharp temporary drop in the water level there). Whether it was a fortuitous coincidence that it happened at the right time or an act of god -- that's up for question. That it could have happened is (last I knew) considered foregone.

      I don't recall the stopping-the-sun bit, and so can't comment on it. Anyhow, the Bible isn't all one document, but a collection thereof; rejecting one part of it doesn't necessarily invalidate the whole.

    2. Re:Sorry, you're wrong... by MrCynical · · Score: 1

      The Red sea bit is a translation error. It should read "the sea of Reeds". This area is shallow and can be crossed on foot at certain times of the year.

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      --Scott 8-}
  56. Re:Gravity and what Neal Peart says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are we here?
    Because we're here. Roll the bones.

  57. no, no, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's the garbageman. He knows everything.

    1. Re:no, no, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  58. Re:as far as religion goes (from an antiChristian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And your references are.....?

    It always amuses me, when a religious topic is brought up on Slashdot, at the number of people who are more than willing to spout garbage without having any idea what they are talking about. Why do I bother reading this tripe?

  59. Re:take out the fucking smart quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tu Quieres Taco Bell? Yo quiero Taco Bell. La chihuahua quiere putas con tetas hasta la madre.

  60. what makes a religion last? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    It's a dilemma(well, not in an absolute sense). If you investigate the mechanisms that make a religion survive , truth is a weak mechanism. An institute is a strong mechanism. And rituals are the strongest . Take away the ritual, the repetition, the reminders, and a religion runs a big risk of atrophy. Rituals give continuity. Going to church every week, or praying 5 times a day.
    You want to make a religion atrophy? convince people that the rituals , controlled and distorted by institutions, are not the essentials and can be easily skipped.

  61. +1 Funny by raistlinne · · Score: 1

    Oh I wish that I had mod points.

    I haven't seen satire this good in a while. Thanks.

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    They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- C. Sagan
  62. Missing the Point? by jproudfo · · Score: 1

    I purchased this e-book when it first came out and
    despite some of the faults I found in it's so-called science and logic, I still found it really enjoyable to read. It is definitely one of the better books that I have read in the past couple of years.

    IMHO, the whole point of this book is try and get people to think 'outside of the box'. All too often people just accept what they see on the news/tv/newspaper or from 'subject experts' as fact, without bothering to think or do research for themselves.

    Where would we be today if people just accepted the status-quo and there were no innovative or different ideas?

    Scott is not trying to force the wacky views in this book on his readers. He is just trying to provoke thought and challenge the accepted norms.

    In fact, I believe he even says something to this affect in the intro to the book.

    Don't judge a book by it's cover... Or by it's Slashdot comments. :)

  63. Misuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I find it interesting that a community that so strongly supports things like Napster and DeCSS so willingly condemns religion based on its misuse.

    People commit murders all the time an account of such things as love and money; do you have a problem with those things as well? The fact that religion is often a motive for murder does not make religion in and of itself wrong or bad. Hinckley tried to kill Ronald Reagan for the sake of Jodie Foster. That does not mean Jodie Foster doesn't exist, nor does it mean the Jodie Foster Fan Club are inherently idiots.

    I'd also like to point out that it was science and scientists that created those planes and buildings, not to mention those bombs, those poisonous gasses, those weaponized strains of virii, all those wonderful new ways to kill more efficiently and indiscriminantly. If we're going to attack the motive, let's not forget the method, too.

    Cast the first stone, science.

  64. Same handful of logical fallacies by Jerf · · Score: 2

    It always comes down to the same handful of logical fallacies.

    "There exists some true theories that are hard to believe" -/-> "All theories that are hard to believe are true."

  65. "To a college-educated reader like me" by SClitheroe · · Score: 2

    "To a college educated reader like myself"

    I guess proof reading isn't one of the skills taught in college.

  66. The better method? by raistlinne · · Score: 1

    While it's great and all to blame all the evils of the world on *organized* religion, and to long for the panacea of completely disorganized religion, do try to remember that human beings cannot deal with anarchy for very long. There are no long-lived anarchies in the wordl - people cannot live with Chaos their entire lives.

    That is why governments form. Of course anarchy would be a better political system than any organized government, but people cannot live that way for long.

    It is very true that organized religions are a crutch for the masses. They also happen to be a crutch for the intellectually elite who aren't so filled with pride as to think themselves perfect. But be that as it may, the purpose of all organizations is to be a crutch.

    People are weak. If one learns nothing else from the study of mankind it is that people are weak. They need crutches. And if even at times they don't, they will with time. A young man does not need a cain, but wait 60 years - a very short time - and he will not be able to walk without it.

    Human beings, left to themselves, degenerate. We are not sufficient onto ourselves. Hence organizations - it allows people, all in various states of imperfection, to borrow each others strength to counteract their weaknesses.

    All that we call organization can basically be summed up in the idea of everyone saying what they intend to do, and what they intend to expect (and allow) of others.

    Of course organizations can and do great evil - that is precisely because they can do so much good. A rock cannot be moral or immoral, so far as we know. A moral worm and an immoral worm are difficult to tell apart - what could morality be for a worm? A good dog and a bad dog are distinguishable, but a dog cannot be either so good or so evil as a man. A dog cannot be an artist or a philosopher, a confessor, or even a surgeon. But by the same token, no dog will ever reach the depths of evil that Shakespeare's Iago achieved.

    Good and evil are not two sides of the same coin if by that one means that they are both an inherent part of the same being, and the existence of one necessitates the existence of the other. However, they are two sides to the same coin if you are flipping that coin - if you mean that the possibility of the one necessitates the possibility of the other.

    To be good, one needs free will, but free will allows for the possibility of evil. The more that one can be good, the more that one can be evil. That is why you should not dismiss organizations because they have brought so much evil in the world - it means that they can bring as much good into the world. And some of them even have.

    Just look what what Mother Teresa of Calcutta did.

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    They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- C. Sagan
    1. Re:The better method? by hoover · · Score: 1
      "That is why governments form. Of course anarchy would be a better political system than any organized government, but people cannot live that way for long. "

      Tribal peoples (no, not the taliban ;-) have lived in "anarchy" for literally millions of years, and usually before being overrun by our taker culture, will fight to death rather than live "our" way, namely waging war against the whole community of life on this planet.

      Blaming religions (non-organized or organized) is blaming the symptoms. Have you ever asked yourself why salvationist religions formed in the first place? Why do we hold the firm belief that humanity itself is flawed? find out more at Ishmael.org, or even better, read Dan Quinns book "Ishmael".

      Cheers, Uwe

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      Ever wondered whats wrong with the world? http://www.ishmael.org/
    2. Re:The better method? by raistlinne · · Score: 1

      The only people known to live in anarchy, that I can think of, are the waorani, of which there are 600 or 700. Prettymuch everyone else creates some sort of social structure, and have customs and traditions. The fact that they have small groups, or will fight to the death to preserve their customs and traditions over those being imposed does not say anything about anarchy versus structure, just about structure versus structure.

      Moreover, people are not know to have been really identifiable as humans as we know them now until, what, 100,000, maybe 200,000 years ago? your claim about millions of years is somewhat difficult to main given that human beings haven't been around nearly that long.

      As for why we hold the firm believe that humanity is flawed is because we hold that the truth is better than lies, courage better than cowardice, kindness better than anger, love better than hate, and life better than death.

      Do you honestly believe that people aren't flawed? You must have really low standards.

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      They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- C. Sagan
    3. Re:The better method? by AbsoluteRelativity · · Score: 1

      There is a balance and stability between organization and anarchy that we must play. Just as we can not be truely anarchist, we can not be truely organized, instead we must make do with being somewhere inbetween, there is an allowable points in a spectrum between organized (communist) and chaotic (anarchist) which are acceptible for our existence, if we go to any of the extremes we run the risk of destruction of ourselfs, our existence. It is like any other spectrum, like being between hot and cold, our survival is better at warm temperatures then cold or hot. Same with water and food, to much food or not enough food are unhealthy situations, to much water you drown, not enough water you dehydrate. There is a balance and an equilibrium. Even at existence of technology, neither organization and anarchy will get stronger or weaker, it will balance out and maybe change roles. For example the internet allows us to be organized, but at the same time technology allows us more independence from each other and more dependence on the internet which can be used to organize us virtually. The balance between organization and chaos is still there, its just spinning like yin and yang.

      Good and evil are two sides of the same coin, just as rich and poor are two sides of the same coin. By that I mean that their existences are dependant upon each others oposites, if something does not have an oposite it does not exist, if there is no individual there is no group, if there is no group there is no individual. lets take the universe for example, lets say there is 2 things, things that exist and things that dont exist. Existence and nonexistence or 2 sides of the same coin, if nothing existed who would point out nonexistence? Okay now lets take it a step further, lets say out of the things that exist, there is several seperate blobs of existence that form a group, if there was only 1 blob there would be no group, if there is no group how can the blob understand what being an individual means, that is in the blobs dictionary there is no word group, or many, and no word individual or single, those concepts would not exist if there is nothing to contrast them to, no oposite, as there is no reason for them to exist. If there is no Yin there is no Yang. You can't be right if there was no such thing as wrong, something can not be good if something else is not evil.

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  67. Not based on faith, rather on *trust* and doubt by iserlohn · · Score: 1

    Trust has to be earned. Science is by default skeptical, you have to prove that your theory is a good approximation of the phenomena that you are describing, or else it is bunk. It must be predicatable and repeatable. I do not put faith in scientists, as I trust them, since they describe and predict phenomena much better than say, David Koresh ever would.

    1. Re:Not based on faith, rather on *trust* and doubt by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Trust has to be earned. Science is by default skeptical, you have to prove that your theory is a good approximation of the phenomena that you are describing, or else it is bunk. It must be predicatable and repeatable. I do not put faith in scientists, as I trust them, since they describe and predict phenomena much better than say, David Koresh ever would.

      Very nice. It's good to see someone who knows how to form an intelligent rebuttal on /.

      The truth is, for physical and reproducable phenomina I give Scientists a lot of credit and trust. But for history and human nature, I find that they're often lacking.

      Religion has not come up with silly ideas such as, oh, Multiple Personality Disorder. (Exorcisms, which seem to be just as bad, actually can have a profound psycological effect on someone who believes in the ceremony and that they are poesssed.)

    2. Re:Not based on faith, rather on *trust* and doubt by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The truth is, for physical and reproducable phenomina I give Scientists a lot of credit and trust. But for history and human nature, I find that they're often lacking.

      Religion has not come up with silly ideas such as, oh, Multiple Personality Disorder. (Exorcisms, which seem to be just as bad, actually can have a profound psycological effect on someone who believes in the ceremony and that they are poesssed.)

      Of course, that's only true if you call psychology a 'science'.

      And, of course, 'multiple personality disorder', or at least the symtoms, actually does exist. It's just been reclassified as a subset of disassociative disorder. I don't know why you don't appearly believe in it.

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    3. Re:Not based on faith, rather on *trust* and doubt by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      And, of course, 'multiple personality disorder', or at least the symtoms, actually does exist. It's just been reclassified as a subset of disassociative disorder. I don't know why you don't appearly believe in it.

      I do. It's just a convenient example of psycologists creating people more messed up that they were before, just like David Koresh was an example of a religous leader causing people to know _less_ truth instead of more.

      I don't consider Psycology a science anymore than I consider Scientolgoy a religion.

    4. Re:Not based on faith, rather on *trust* and doubt by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You do realize that there are records of 'multiple personality disorder', aka, disassociative disorder, around long before psychology was invented, right?

      They were just called 'demon possessed'.

      You can take issue with the treatment if you want, but psychology didn't invent the symtoms.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  68. No, there is some sense to it. by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    it makes sense, because of the equivalence of gravity and acceleration. So Einstein did make a connection between standing on the surface of the earth, with gravity, and standing on a hollow shell that is expanding outward. (if you recall the example of the elevator)

    The hard part is understanding the mathematical universe where these two are equivalent. Einstein showed that you can consistently describe the dynamics without the use of forces.

    So I would not say it is wrong. I do think it is somewhat "cheap" , also reasonably funny , and not much help in understanding.

  69. We agree on logic - now about those premises... by alispguru · · Score: 2
    Whether it is religion, politics, or your choice of shoes... always try to take a logical and rational outlook instead of an emotionally reaction.
    We are in violent agreement here. Everyone basically agrees on the rules of logic and argument, in science and religion. Where the differences come in is in which premises you start from, and how you check them.

    In science, all the premises are supposed to be of the form "Someone I trust went out and looked. Here's what they say they saw, and you can go out yourself and look if you don't believe me."

    In religion, the premises seem to be of the form "Someone I trust talked to a Supreme Being, and they say this is what they were told." Some religions extend this with "And you can talk to the Supreme Being yourself if you don't believe me."

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    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
    1. Re:We agree on logic - now about those premises... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No we do not.

      Please demonstrate to me that logic is a fundamental principle, one that *is*, one that exists as an inherent result of anything existing.

      How is it you are certain logic is such a principle? Simply asserting it to be does not make it so. Neither can you claim that it is derivable from something else, for then you would have to demonstrate the fundamental nature of that something else; you can no more do this than you could demonstrate logic to be such.

      It is by the grace of God that I and you have the ability know, that we may deduce one thing from another, and that induction is viable in nature. Yet you take these gifts of God while denying that it is God that has given them to you. Were it not for the grave nature of your crime it would be all but humorous, stupifying that you refuse to acknoledge what you see so plainly, that He has created you, and that it is to Him you must freely submit. If you do not do so in this age of grace, then indeed you do submit knowingly, but it is then a submission unto eternal damnation.

    2. Re:We agree on logic - now about those premises... by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      I perhaps disagree that logic is a fundamental principle, but I am not of the opinion a Supreme Being (in the typical Judeo-Christian sense) exists. Furthermore I will disagree that even *if* such a Supreme Being exists that they gave the creatures of Earth logic.

      I disagree because *we* can make life. Sure, we don't know how exactly, but we know you need to mix certain elements in a certain environment while adding energy, and end up with the most very basic type of 'life'.

      What at most 'God' has given us is entropy. The universe in the beginning had to have a jump start, something to create everything, and to give entropy to the system. That system that was created gave birth to multitudes of things, not least of all is humanity. In that system that a Supreme Being perhaps created (I'm personnally of the opinion that (S)He did not) things go of their own accord, and unless the system changes, there's no evidence of something outstanding causing something as easily caused by chaos.

  70. Bonus! why Einstein denounced the use of force by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    It's fairly easy to see that he could not use forces. You can recreate the whole of electromagnetism from electrostatics and special relativity(it's been done, including radiation).

    example: take two static charges. Electrostatics describes the forces. Now move backwards very fast :) - don't do this at home
    now you have two ways to describe what happens
    1. electrostatics + relativistic transformation of forces (they apply , whatever the nature of the force)
    2. electromagnetism+ two charges flying away from you in parallel(leading to a magnetic field and a resulting extra force ).

    Next step : do the same with mass and newtonian force.
    You can try to create some mass-magnetic force and approximate the behaviour but you'll never make the calculations fit. The masses ruin it. You can't create a consistent "gravitymagnetic theory"

  71. Girls like her are very hard to find. by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    Or would you prefer "Girls like herself are very hard to find" ?
    The word "me" is a legal object pronoun and it wasn't used in conjuntion with "I".

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  72. Re:Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that be "moderators'S"?

  73. WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are wrong!

    Thank you.

  74. Re:as far as religion goes (from an antiChristian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please moderate the parent down.

    There is no respectable scholar, of any religious affiliation or lack thereof that accepts any of the dribble that you have presented as remotely possible.

    That you have presented is not humorous, and beyond that is merely a poorly compiled string of groundless assertions. The only means by which a post such as your may be seen as humorous is from the mind of a child. Well son, expousing your angst, the jist of what is merely rebellion against mommy and daddy does not go very far in the real world. That it is moderated up here, is very telling of the level of immaturity here.

    Your post quite clearly constitutes a flame, and I expect that anyone with mod points, reading this, will mark it as so.

  75. Science Religion by Kailden · · Score: 2

    Science is a study of A causes B. Religion attempts to answer why A.

    Besides, haven't we learned by incompleteness and chaitin's randomness that there are enough random things that science or math can't explain? (I.e. they are Just "A", they can't be reduced any further.

    So religion can still explain "A"

    Science is NOT philosophy. And Darwin mixed Science and Philosophy, cause he attempted (or people have interpreted) to say how "A" happened from observing other A->B. But in some respect, that isn't science, its a belief.

    No true scientist would say he has a theorem (A->B) that is absolutely true. He can say its true based on the observance of the 5 senses and is currently repeatable.

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  76. Re:Amazing how I got a +3 Informative for being wr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It is moderators' guide

    moderators is the plural of moderator, not a singular word that ends in 's'

  77. Organization is amoral. by kannen · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Organization in a religion is neither good nor bad. It is amoral. Organization merely provides structure.

    Christian theologians talk about the wine and the wineskins. The wine is the good message that Christians have to share with others. The wine is vitally important - it is what has real value. The wineskins are the structures that facilitate the growth of the message. The value of the winkeskins is directly related to their effectiveness in delivering the wine to the people. They have no value apart from the wine.

    The problem of most Christian organizations is that they have forgotten the importance of the wine. They have allowed the wineskins to be seen as valuable in and of themselves. The structures of the church - the buildings, the meeting formats, the hymns (Oh the hymns!!), even the chairs - have remained the same for hundreds of years because they have been valued for their tradition. But they should not be valued if they do not effectively communicate the wine, and judging by the number of people bored out of their minds on Sundays, they are definitely not serving this purpose. They were once effective, but they are not any longer.

    Organized religion is good when it provides an effective means of distributing special revelation to the populace. Every part of a Christian organization should be geared towards distributing the wine. Organized religion is bad when it is not willing to prune away the dead branches. If members are not willing to do so, if they value any part of the structure more than the wine, their organization is destined for trouble.

    1. Re:Organization is amoral. by raistlinne · · Score: 1

      Actually, for a long time having the same stuff was what people wanted - it made them like church. Recently, I think, that has changed. Unfortunately, now, it's not a matter of churches stubbornly holding on to the old hyms when people want to sing new hyms, it's that there's barely anyone around to sing at all. It's not a matter of some staunch traditionalist saying "If we get rid of this chair, Christ will no longer love us!", it's a matter of frequently not having money for new chairs. Or need. Frequently the old chairs will support people's weight and thus don't need to be supported.

      The real reasons that people are bored vary quite a lot, of course, but I believe that it's because most people don't really know much about their own religion. They don't worship out of devotion, but out of habit, and lifeless habit is going to be boring no matter what. Though I admit putting TVs playing Rambo during church services would spice things up a bit.

      No, what we need to make the church fresh is not to redecorate it in an art/deco style, but to actually teach the people what it is that they're practicing.

      Well, at least it wouldn't hurt.

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      They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- C. Sagan
    2. Re:Organization is amoral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Organized religion is good when it provides an effective means of distributing special revelation to the populace. Every part of a Christian organization should be geared towards distributing the wine. Organized religion is bad when it is not willing to prune away the dead branches. If members are not willing to do so, if they value any part of the structure more than the wine, their organization is destined for trouble.

      Jehovah's Witnesses. The only organized Christian religion whose members are actually following Christ's commandments.

      Matthew 28
      18
      Then Jesus came to them and said, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
      19
      Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
      20
      and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."

  78. So what is new if some hates God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all of you out there who think God is not watching, you are in the dark, and are in for a big unpleasant suprise. Please note that this is not me when you go here. This is where you can find out what is really happening. See how God responds. Be sure He will.

    1. Re:So what is new if some hates God? by jonabbey · · Score: 1

      For all of you out there who think God is not watching, you are in the dark, and are in for a big unpleasant suprise.

      Hm, sure you're not thinking of Santa Claus? The way I remember it, he was the guy in charge of the whole naughty/nice thing. Or was that L. Ron Hubbard? Joseph Smith? Muhammed? David Koresh? Jim Jones? Bob?

      When you leave the land of evidence and logic for the land of Word From On High, you've really got to trust the person who tells you what that Word happens to be.

      Why should we trust you?

  79. My thoughts on Adams by sleeperservice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have bought and read each of Adams' books as they have come out, starting with The Dilbert Principle. I enjoyed TDP immensely, but have grown more and more disillusioned with each book.

    Whilst his jokes about "padding his material" were funny in the first book, the humor has faded as the joke is repeated in later books. Possibly because I've also had the realization that this joke is not the only thing being repeated. To be honest, the whole "philosophy" is simply repeated.

    After thinking about this for a while, I've come to the conclusion that Scott Adams is simply a lucky guy who stumbled upon the idea that depicting the inanities everpresent in Corporate America in a comic strip would touch a certain angst-ridden nerve in a fair amount of the population and be fairly popular.

    And it was. And so he set about exploiting it to make more money.

    All of which is well and good. But it doesn't make him an intelligent person or some whose theories should be given extra credence because of who he is. He's just a guy with the right idea at the right time.

    Let's not turn him into Feynman or Socrates, OK?

  80. Re:as far as religion goes (from an antiChristian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you Celsus.

    ....glad you got to read "On the True Doctrine"
    too in your Freshman Western Civ class.

    *GRIN*

  81. Re:as far as religion goes (from an antiChristian) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religions a funny thing. You have fanatics on both sides who believe that they have to hate and discredit the other side. Usually its because they are insecure in thier own beliefs.

    1."Jesus" was his real name. The romans took extremly good records, and his name is in those records due to him being born during Caesars year of the census.

    2. If he was part of a gang of homosexual prostitutes he would never have gained such a following. If a whore started preaching would you listen?

    3. His mother was a tramp? Can you back this up with any evidence? Thought not.

    4. Cannibalism amoung the Jews? I have never heard that accusation made. And trust me if there was any record of that, Hitler would have used it as political ammunition agaisnt them. But he didnt.

    5. If they didnt want "resurection" to take place they would have simply burned the body. Not place in a publicly known tomb.

    6.Hanging them out of reach? Ever hear of an axe? It would not be hard to steal a body or use a ladder to retreive part of one. The romans usually fataly tortured people. The only reason that hung them to die was to be a warning. The crosses would be placed along the road leading into a town or on a visible location, such as a hill.

    7. Lets see, I have the NIV, New King Jams, and the Mormon bible. Wait you probably want something older and more accurate. Hmm, Ive got an Old King James, and also a couple early catholic bibles from the 1700s. So go ahead and post the passages that back you up.

    8. Communion is symbolic, not literal.

    9. Sheep? Many of the most inteligent people in the world believe in a higher power. With all of our scientific knowledge today We still do not know the origin of the universe, or how such order came from chaos.

    Sorry my post is so long, but such hatred bothers me and I wanted to respond to every point.

  82. VT100 by Targetman · · Score: 1

    Oh my god (God, your choice)! someone on slashdot knows what a VT100 is?

    For those of you that don't know, it's a dumb terminal (you know, like the application Hyperterminal), but that's all that it does.

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    I didn't do it, and if I did, you can't prove it. Bart Simpson
  83. Benjamin Franklin by Targetman · · Score: 1

    I believe that you'll find that Benjamin Franklin was considered a "free thinker". But I guess that means he could have believed in a supreme being.

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    I didn't do it, and if I did, you can't prove it. Bart Simpson
    1. Re:Benjamin Franklin by pkesel · · Score: 1

      Ben was a famous Deist, believing in a supreme 'being' of which little could ever be known. I happen to follow the same line of thought.

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      - Sig this!
  84. Pentecostal Christians... by mplex · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else agree that people like John Hagee and Benny Henn make christianity look absurd? They are killing religion more than any other group I know of. On a side note, I find the Bible Errancy page a real joy to read. No one can accept christianity literally after examining that site.

  85. Re:For Scott Adams' earlier forays into this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious commentator? How long did it take you to figure out that I'm not a serious commentator?

    I'm in the entertainment business. That's why I preface my "serious commentating" with the warning not to take it seriously (essentially).

    As for the reall.org discussion, I just reread it along with the response to my response that I hadn't seen before. Apparently we both have excellent rebuttals to points that neither of us claim to have made. Assuming both of us were being serious, which I believe to be true, it's a good demonstration of my main point that reality is mostly subjective, in practice, because regardless of how good the process and the data, some idiot like me has to interpret it at the end. And as the discussion with the skeptic shows, people see what they want to see.

    Scott Adams

  86. Correct, Adams is a cynic humorist, not Voltaire. by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    Read Candide by Voltaire if you want to see what true satire is. Try to find a version with a foreword to explain the time it was written in and what Voltaire was mocking. Adams is just a very funny humorist, though the "very funny" is IMHO only.

    -Kasreyn

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    Kasreyn: Cheerfully playing the part of Devil's Advocate to hairtrigger /. flamers since 1999.
  87. Don't Take It So Seriously by nanobug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many readers of God's Debris apparently seem to think that Scott Adams actually believes all the stuff he put in the book. Ok, so maybe he has a big ego, but even he is not that uneducated.

    He did ask people not to blame him for the words that a fictional character said in his prologue, but some readers chose not to take that bit seriously, even though they then proceeded to take the rest of the book seriously, and find holes in it.

    Of course there are holes in, but that wasn't the point. The point was to make you think. And in that the book certainly succeeds. In parts he does sound like he is lecturing like a professor, but most of the book is just a ploy to get the grey matter going.

    So take it all with a grain of salt, pick out the bits you think are good, and don't let the other bits upset you.

    Check out Theseus and the Minotaur

  88. Christianity *is* an organized religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure, there are subdivisions, but to believe in what the christian bible says is, to me, organized religion.

    I'm much happier finding my own peace with "god." I don't need any book to tell me that there's probably some reason anything exists in the first place. Think about it. Please. It makes me very sad that so many people consider the large denomination-ed religions their only options.

    Please pardon the previous uninformed babble.

  89. Take the book for what it is by joshjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This book sounds to me like a whole bunch of amusing psedoscience. Sure, perhaps it's meant to be taken seriously, or to make you question science, or something like that, and if that's true, well, then, to hell with it (I'm a proud scientist, thank you very much!). But it looks amusing. I'm interested. It sounds funny.

    And to all the people lamenting Scott Adams' apparent lack of originality or creativity, this is sure gosh-darned creative.

    I plan to give it a read, just because it sounds like a nice distraction.

    Peace.

  90. Re:Science Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    > No true scientist would say he has a theorem (A->B) that is absolutely true. He can say its true based on the observance of the 5 senses and is currently repeatable.

    A theorem is ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY TRUE coz it's nothing more than a chain of logical deductions establishing the truth value of a statement (i'm meaning the logical truth not the "philosophical" one.. ) in regards to a given set of "basical" (primitive) statements (the hypothesis), whose truth value is considered unambiguous for the scope of this reasoning.

    Maybe you'r confusing THEOREM whith THEORY. The main difference between them is that the THEORY tries to explain some thing happening into the real word (and therefore the set of initial conditions can not be controlled/known @ 100% and the observability is limited by our "5 senses" as you could say) whereas the THEOREM is an abstract reasoning where one can control/set ALL the parameters.

    The main consequence is that a theory HAS to be refutable in order to be considered a scientific theory..

  91. Re:For Scott Adams' earlier forays into this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott Adams ? THE Scott Adams ? :)
    To Scott Adams: don't bother about people against you as long as you do what you think is right.

  92. Why are you so angry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before we get fleeced?! Man, someone quoted Freud earlier about the neurosis of religion--I'm wondering if there hasn't been a study on the neurosis of "free thinking."

    Does pure logic and thought define the essence of mankind? Have I no real capability to love but for electrochemical processes and survival instinct? Who's denying the essence of mankind now? Materialism doesn't have an answer for man--not a real one--just evolutionary biological response and the dash of occasional romantic nonsense.

    Deconstructionism just tears apart, dissects, and pisses on everything...am I to believe that in this I have found truth? Once everything has been unraveled and destroyed I am free to...what? Weep over what's no longer there? Surely that's what's left after the swell of my own ego passes.

    Besides, cold logic and empirical blah-blah-blah went out the window with modernity. Get with the decade, dude. People are looking for answers and this y = v + 2ad^2 crap didn't get our parents anywhere.

    I leave you with a quote from Salvador Dali: "If man is dead, blame Jules Verne--he was logical."

    -Ken
    Job 38:1,2

  93. A Question for you by evilviper · · Score: 2

    I looked at the web page for the book, and while it says text is not selectable, it says it IS PRINTABLE. So, why not just print to the "FILE:" port with some postscript driver? You could then convert it to text or PDF with almost no effort. IS there something that prevents you from doing this? Anyone care to provied a copy to prove it ;-) ?

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    1. Re:A Question for you by Teach · · Score: 2

      So, why not just print to the "FILE:" port with some postscript driver?

      To tell you the truth, it never even crossed my mind. Since I don't have any desire for a paper copy I generally don't think about clicking "print", even when the destination is a file.

      I wish I had, though. Probably would have saved me at least three hours.

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  94. In case you haven't realised, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still comedy!

  95. That's not a flame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a flame:

    You are an idiot.

  96. Been there done that. by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm one of the few with this opinion, but I'd hashed over most of the ideas in this book by the time I was in high-school.
    Adams doesn't cover any new ground here, and is simply regurgitating other people's ideas and opinions in a mediocre story format.
    There are several connections he makes that are mildly interesting, but skips many other connections and observations. For the most part this book is not worth the time or money. I purchased it looking forward to the promised "brain spinning in my head" and instead was bored stiff throughout most of it.
    I do enjoy some of his Dilbert books, "The Joy of Work" :), and so on. But this one just missed all the marks.

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