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IBM (Offically) Launches Linux Box Clustering
Neumsy writes " IBM has offically announced that it is releasing Linux-Based Server, Software Packages. Yahoo! News has the story . According to IBM, this will expand the use of Linux. It's a good overview article. Not too much in depth, but still nice to see Linux getting out there more and more."
... never expected that!
THIS IS NEWS! (and fp)
-DFW
missed the 20 seconds...no fp for me :(
/. can include a count-down timer to make this trolling easer? Thanks.
Think Maybe
Oh, and fuck Jon Katz.
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so i shut off my 486 and go to her house. i knock on the door and she greets me in. (naked of course..crazy bitch) we made smalltalk for a bit while i smoked a cigarette. she was rambling something about how she wanted "that huge fat cock" of yours! i dont know what you two were doing while i was gone but she sure seems hooked on you man!
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she ran into the kitchen to go tend to her burn. in her abscence i made my way back to my truck and pulled out my petrification ray. now this petrification ray is SO much better than the version i had last year. i ditched Linux as the OS on it and replaced it with *BSD - and now it doesnt crash, its latency is lower, and once again i enjoy petrifiying young girls with it!
so i walk back in and Natalies on the couch. she looks up at me, starts to mumble about how im an ass, but before she finishes my petrification ray is humming to life. i set the switch to "HOT GRITS" and pulled the trigger. grits flew all over her, covering every inch of her body in thier warm embrace. she stood up, as if to run away, and i thought it such folly. once faeryman decides to petrify someone there is no escape.
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anyway man, take it easy. glad to see you're still posting too.
,
faeryman
fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck!
The commercials weren't lying about IBM selling Linux servers?!?!?!?!
;-)
Maybe I outta start believing marketing people? Nahh....
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
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--- IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER OF IBM LINUX BOX CLUSTERS, YOU LOSERS! ---
Troll Tuesday 2001.
--The Mess
can you imagine an official beowulf cluster of these puppies running on RDRAM while natalie portman pours hot grits down my petrified pants while i wack to the goatse guy who violated my rights online when i tried to first post?
I love LINUX. LINUX rules. I hate Microsoft.
Can you guys spell anything? "debth"???
At least he wasn't trying to type "pitch" or something...
Since Quake III Arena is multi-threaded, would it be possible to run it on some sort of cluster? If not, or if there is, is there any other game that is capable of playing on a cluster?
Mind you, it would need a fair bit of bandwidth I'd bet.
I love LINUX
...this business move won't put IBM too much into "debth."
daed si luap
Interestingly enough, just this morning I saw a two-page ad for IBM servers running linux. I haven't found the actual ad online, but it showed the famous "bigfoot" photo, labeled as fake, and then a penguin walking through the server room in the same pose, labeled as real. The other page of the ad was an abbreviated list of the usual Linux myths that we all know and love, with IBM-specific arguments as to why these were no longer true. This is the real fruit of the $1 billion campaign from IBM, and a great answer for your hesitant management.
IBM's main page for this, aimed at upper brass rather than engineering, is at http://www.ibm.com/linux/cio2, and the myths seemed to come from this brochure: http://www.ibm.com/linux/Demystifying_Linux_Brochu re.pdf.
Maybe this isn't entirely on-topic, but I thought it was a great example of some more of that good mindshare. And this time IBM isn't going to have to scrub off any sidewalk paint :)
Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and
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"Linux is appealing because of its price and performance, which can be less than with a comparable Unix-based system, Quandt said."
Sounds great...oh, wait, no it doesn't.
IBM has a winner. For organizations which can use more computing muscle, particularly in scientific computing, clustering is true blessing. The real beauty is that an organization can "test the waters" without an outrageous investment in hardware. When budgets are thin, clustering allows you to start small, and then ramp up as the benefits warrant it financially. Here is a lucrative niche for which IBM's expertise is ideally suited.
Its always refreshing to hear corps stress the benefits of this OS ..
a re /
http://www-4.ibm.com/software/is/mp/linux/softw
Everything about LINUX is awesome! Tell me more about LINUX! God, I love LINUX.
Well acording to this article, it sounds like Corp America isnt tech savy enough to run linux without nice gui point and click conf interfaces. Figures...
I will bend your mind with my spoon
but do they stay cruncy in milk and will the squirrels be trying to steal the boxes like with the other "Clusters" moniker?
Put a linux cluster on your network and say "All your baseT(10/100/G) are belong to us!"
If it is not on fire, it is a software problem.
http://www.ibm.com/news/us/2001/11/13.html
This article shows EXACTLY what is needed to move from a 'developer only', beta system into a commercial arena.
At this point, Wine for most end-users is only usable when accessing an existing Windows installation. Hell, the damn thing has a reg file that you're supposed to know (by osmosis apparently) you need to import to get some standalone functionality out of Wine.
The corporate arena is the place where anything Linux will take off, and be rewarding to the creators (be it beer, money, or recognition).
It must be accepted that Wine will NEVER run all Win32 apps. First and foremost, a frontend for running Win32 programs, independant of a pre-existing Windows installation, is needed.
Look at IBM. Sure, clustering exists in Linux. But now IBM is bringing it to the masses.
What does Wine need to do?
Include registry settings. (or auto-import)
Create a module for running Win32 exes without calling Wine (such as the Odin project does in OS/2)
Update the damn documentation. (This really should be last, because in reality, people don't want to spend an hour reading documentation, when their app just may not work.) So start with a Quick "Hit List", or script.
CodeWeavers has started this... But I don't think the initial Text File setup is nearly as much of a problem as capturing registry settings to get Apps to work in Wine Correctly. See Novell ZenWorks to see how this part is done right.
I suppose this is probably OT, but IBM does have some shining examples of "The way it SHOULD be done."
"I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
but still nice to see Linux getting out there more and more."
... and more and more and more and..
Please help! I'm stuck inside my virtual reality headset!
Windows: from the people who brought you EDLIN.
UNIX came with 'ed', which was much, much worse than edlin.
I wonder whether IBM will bring out bewoulf clusters, It is too hard to get any good software for bewoulf. Maybe IBM may finally give up unix and come home to linux. Ps : I am looking for a 3d Rendering farm using clusters any idea ?
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I heard LINUX was just for communists. I dont want that to be true becasue I love LINUX. How could such a good thing be from such bad people? I hate communists.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of a IBM Linux cluster of these!
not even close to first, but do I care?
damn you rabbit you smell like fuckin' piss!
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"Caffeine is the greatest lubricant ever created." -ESR
It's good to see more linux successes. MS has really been perking up though. Take, for example, the recent link here to the leaked memo to theregister where linux is stated to be the threat. http://slashdot.org/articles/01/11/12/136243.shtml MS has really been perking up. Check out this little tidbit; looks like MS is now dumping copies of winxp at universities to try and combat the fact that intelligent people are using other systems. http://www.browndailyherald.com/stories.cfm?S=0&ID =5668 The MS drones are already out in force; you should leave a little feedback...
I wonder what it would be like to have a Bewoulf cluster of these clusters?
I really can't imagine that.
Hemos, don't you "Preview"?
Don't you use a spell checker?
Jeez...
Boy, I'd really like to see a Beowulf cluster of those!
What? Oh, okay - never mind...
-- Josh Turiel
"2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
In the corporate market, most Linux installations are going to come in as X servers and thin clients (see ltsp). This has huge advantages for maintenance and support, as well as hardware upgrade paths.
In this case, wine, or other emulators, are not necessarily the best solution for legacy windows apps. Look at using windows 2000 terminal server to host the windows apps and rdesktop to access them from the clients. Very simple to integrate and maintain. The drawback is the cost of the seats on windows 2000 terminal server - but that cost will certainly be offset by the cost orf managing and debugging an emulator.
Of course, terminal server / emulator is to be thought of as a temporary solution until the legacy app is ported to something which is client independent.
What's even more fun is that Linux has now received some serious television advertising. Up until now (at least in my area) the only "advertising" Linux has received has been the mention of Linux as a possible training route at the computer schools popping up all over the place, as well as being lumped in with all the "UNIX systems that will crash at Y2K because it's so old, but you don't have to worry because nobody uses UNIX any more." -- that was said on one of the news stations here. I sent an e-mail to the channel's producers explaining to them that the use UNIX every day to run their servers (they were running Solaris), produce their graphics (they were running IRIX), and so on. I never heard back from them.
Anyway, this advertising thing is something I've been wishing I could do for a long time. It's one of the few things still really holding Linux back. I've just never had enough money to put together a campaign, and that's the major shortcoming of Linux: lack of awareness due to lack of significant cash flow. This, together with the DoJ statement that Microsoft can no longer use boot loader restrictions to leverage its monopoly position, will lead to a truly competitive desktop OS market in the near future (I say desktop OS because Linux is already taking over the servers, as evidenced by this commercial).
A solution to the problem with music today
ObSlashdotComment: Hey, imagine what we could do with a beowulf cluster of these!
Trapped in Time... Surrounded by Evil... Low on Gas.
Linux is appealing because of its price and performance, which can be less than with a comparable Unix-based system, Quandt said.
Less performance!! Woohoo!!
Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer starts his own (internet?) company: "I'll make myself president!! No.... VICE president!!!"
Isn't this article more about Tivoli on linux and less about clustering?
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Keep in mind it's IBM software on linux that IBM promotes more than linux (partly because AIX is so lame and was never that widely adopted)
This is great. Hopefully it'll help to bring Linux into the corporate world more as a mainstream solution. I find that with about 90% of the solutions I come up with, I'm met with hostility, disdain or disbelief at my suggest of using 'An unproven, unsupported OS'.
Thank god! Mabye my job will be a bit easier now.
To the term clusterf**k.
At least in Redmond...
Its insteresting how the author chose to avoid the obvious fact that linux competes with windows.
Linux is free open-source software, which means that all code is public and can be adapted by companies and individuals. It competes with other operating systems, such as the popular Unix operating system.
http://access.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Releases/011018.Titan
Top500 org (http://www.top500.org) has the latest rankings out and Platinum is ranked #41 in the world with a 594 rating and Titan is at #34 with a 677 rating. These are not slow systems, but they do require a knowledgeable support staff. Both systems are IBM "out-of-the-box" clusters, running RedHat Linux versions.
I'm just glad to see linux advertised in the mainstream media. Name recognition helps.
More information is available at the main website: http://ncsa.uiuc.edu
The Internet has no garbage collection
You can't apply Linux this to Linux that?
"I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
What most people fail to understand about this type of cluster (high-performance, rather than high-availability) is that your apps don't *magically* become faster because you have N more nodes to run them on. Cluster applications require coding to an interface such as MPI or PVM to reap the benefits of the hardware. I don't know of any MPI-aware Quake or Apache servers though ;-)
Clustering is such a fascinating area on its own and the article is so shallow that I'm curious why they've published it at all. They could mention the potential benefit of cluster computing as well as examples of some working clusters like Beowulf or Mosix or even the famous fact that there is a cluster among top 500 supercomputers.
MOD parent up hahaha! that is hilariouse!! haha
Remember that the world's fastest supercomputer runs AIX.
What exactly about AIX do you think is lame?
Really? I was?!
woof.
Every two weeks (max) I have to explain to some "Administrator" how to make Microsoft Clustering work with various software. I haven't ever in my life had to explain it to someone working in UNIX or Linux. Any ideas why?
Hmmm, for those of you intested in this issue, you may want to check out this link, as it has an article which will interest you.
... I'd like to see them run an ad featuring French-speaking nuns.
I agree as long as you talking about Linux. Nonehteless, apparently, this article was designed to project it on truly exciting field of cluster computing, where it, IMHO, fails.
As for Linux it's simply a tool of choice being among a small number of operating systems able to facilitate such an extensive research that clustering (especially the branch of global computing) necessitates.
Hey everyone, check out this Redbook, published by IBM. I've loved their Redbooks for years, and now that I work for IBM e-business, I've been asked to study this guide before I start deploying HPC clusters.
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The announcement may make it 'official', but IBM has been selling turn-key style clusters for over a year now.
How do I know, and why do I care? 'Cause I work for IBM, and design and build Linux clusters for a living.
We rack purpose-built 1U's (x330's) built for easy large-scale mangement (built-in daisy-chain KVM capabilities, integrated service processor network, cool blinky lights, etc, etc), have internally developed mangement software and system imaging solutions, and ship them to customers at a point where all they need to do is plug them in and log on.
The only real issue is almost no one has a 'standard' cluster application. Almost every one uses a different IPC mechanism, and usually an app is only validated against one very specific software image. So to get the most out of a cluster, customers still need to spend time tweaking.
Maybe someday soon, we'll all be able to 'apt-get install damned_big_cluster', but until then... <shameless>just call IBM.</shameless>
--Matthew
slashdot at sigalrm dot com
The Holy Grail of CLustering is being able to migrate an open socket from one machine to another without disrupting it. I have a trivial solution but there is not enough room in this Windows message box.
Compare this with Microsoft's advertising, which is sometimes grossly misleading, occasionally even other-worldly. I feel good about IBM being on our side. Let's hope lots of Slashdot'ers forward this to their top IT management.
Most of the high end rendering pacages have that
built in , just install the client and hit go .
And it wouldnt benefit from the cluster.
Each frame has to be subdivided and kept in memory ,
would you want all nodes accesing that huge amount of data from the network ?
If they keep promoting these servers as in this commercial then at least we'll get a couple of good laughs out of it :)
karma capped
'...the brains of the computer...'
and that's 'news for nerds'? what next? speakers == 'mouth of the computer'?
that a utility to check your cluster's file system is called:
Clusters.fsck?
If it is not on fire, it is a software problem.
It's definately refreshing to see Linux getting some mainstream advertising, and it surely raises some hopes as to the future of Linux distribution. Unfortuately, whether or not this is significant in any way and whether or not it is representative of any sort of development can only be seen through time. Breaking open the OS market is something that Linux isn't going to do anytime soon. Possibly in some years, we might see this happen, but I'm afraid it's the sort of thing that, barring any absolutely huge events which completely revolutionize the OS market, will take a very long time and I remain unconvinced as to how important this actually is.
What's in a Sig?
Clusters are clusters, but not all clusters are equal.
You have high speed compute clusters like Beowulf.
Then there's the first type of High Availability clusters -- the hot standby/failover configuration, where services and storage on one system are reassigned and restarted by another if the first goes away. Most Unix and Linux implementations haven't got beyond this yet.
Then there's the more grown up version of High Availability clusters, where all the clustered systems have concurrent access to the same storage, cluster wide lock management, and can run multiple cooperating instances of the same application on all systems. Like Oracle Parallel Server. VMS pioneered this ; Tru64 Unix has it now, and Linux is working towards it with GFS (the Global FileSystem).
GFS has got to be one of the most exciting current Linux developments in my book. I've had a taste of this kind of clustering on Tru64 Unix, and believe me, once you've experienced it you don't want to go back.
It looks like Bill's now desperate to hook students into paying for MS-Passport.
As an example, the Nov. 13 issue of PC Magazine points out that even Microsoft's online privacy statement Generator requires hooking users first to MS-Passport. In contrast, IBM's generator does not.
So, it is good to see IBM using positive examples. If enough new people give up on pathways that lead to guaranteed vendor lock-in, then we'll see even more Open Source and Free Software and more useful applications.
Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
Well the reason that company's want a point and click based OS is because they can hire cheaper workers and there is less chance of major problems since most people use point and click OS's at home.
A : "what is Linux?"
B : "it makes you save money"
Now it says:
A : "what is a server?"
B : "it makes you save money"
Can anybody confirm/deny that ?
(BTW this sort of 'ads fixing' seems to be a standard practice: I've seen it happen lots of time. They sort of analyse people reaction and 'fine tune' the ad accordingly)
Ciao
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FB
have you considered using a mosix cluster
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Check out http://www.adcritic.com/content/ibm-linux.html