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Intel Puts The Squeeze On ... A Yoga Foundation?
geogeek6_7 writes: "Intel Inc., everyone's favorite chipmaker, has apparently decided that they own the rights to the word 'Inside.' In proceedings bordering on the line of frivolity, the Yoga Inside Foundation has been tagged with trademark infringment in papers submitted to the PTO by Intel. The article states that Intel will most likely use the Trademark Dilution Act of 1995 in court." Don't worry, Intel doesn't want every instance of the word "Inside" -- only the ones that come right after another word. (Look at the meaning of "Inside" that the YIF is referring to, and the story gets even more absurd.)
I thought trademarks (at least in the U.K.) were only applicable to a particular market - ie you could call your company Windows if it cleaned windows - but if it made computer operating systems it would be a trademark infringement with Microsoft.
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I think there should be a new reality TV Show, "Small Court of Sanity". Unlike current People's Court/Judge Judy TV shows, where individuals do small claims, this would be the first case where any lawsuit by a multimillion dollar company vs a much smaller entity would be aired.
Yep, the big companies would _have_ to use this court before the case was allowed to go (via appeal) to the usual federal courts. No lawyers, just like small court-- just the 2 sides presenting their case to a telegenic judge. Shown publically, to expose how ludicrious this is.
Court costs would, of course, be covered by advertising. The rest would go to the US gov't (thus probably wiping out the national debt in just 3 seasons...)
And hey, once the corps realized that the negative PR cost of being displayed as total loons on daytime TV cost more than nuking some pitiful NPO or individual, maybe fewer would be filed.
At least moving these things away from the horrible, horrible process that is our modern judiciary would give some recourse to individuals and small entities. You know it's bad when I'm recommending jerry springer-like exposure over the court system.
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"Intel spokesman Chuck Mulloy said the company knows it could come off looking to some like a bully."
This is the understatement of the year.
The yoga people are offering the Intel Exec's free lessons so that they can learn to be a little more "flexible." If I were in Intel PR, I'd jump on that opportunity right away, and issue a press release the next morning.
Witness the rebirth of ENRON!
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Here is the site in question, or follow this link if you want to skip the flash intro.
WARNING: Lawyers Inside.
There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
He said the "instant recognition and appeal" of the "blank inside" format stems from "Intel's enormous investment of over a decade of time and money."
Somebody PLEASE find a prior use example of "(fill in the blank) inside", and kill this one dead! It needs to be stomped on!
Shakespeare had the right idea, though I would also add corporations to the list of things that need killing.
You're using her as bait, Master!
Is it just me or do trademarks have nothing to do with specific trades anymore. I could understand Intel being pissed about another chip maker using "foo inside" to promote their products. Hey it's just like patents, too broad and seriously abused.
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I guess the lawyers for Intel have a trademark on "Evil Inside".
I guess their lawyers figure people will confused between yoga and a company with their head up their ass.
"Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
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Send email to complain.
...we can post stories like this so only the U.S. citizens can see them? This is humiliating.
"Litigious Assholes Inside"
~Philly
...bending your legs up and over your head is now a violation of the DMCA.
Select this as the new name for you "Greenhouse DYI kit" and you will get "two for One" Lawsuits.
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I called intel tech support and they said the reason my new CPU won't boot is because its actually a 2 week yoga program. I felt a little embarrassed, but the techie said it's a common complaint and Intel is working on it.
Once upon a time, people worried about trademarks. They worried about trademarks because 'aspirin' had become a generic, and they worried that this might happen to them. They wanted to protect what was theirs. Companies competed with each other, and it was good.
Capitalism is good, in its pure and properly practiced form--unfortunately, so is any other form of economy. The bigger companies contributed to political campaigns, and so they began to get judges to rule in their favor even when, perhaps, it wasn't something they really had a right to. They paid for privacy when someone should have looked over their shoulders.
And then it gradually came to the point where large businesses *expected* this privilege. I can't blame Intel because they're behaving in a way which corporate America not only accepts but encourages. They're no longer motivated by a search for prosperity but by mere greed--they are the gluttons who want more food even when they can't eat anymore.
These lawsuits are the symptoms, not the disease. People need to become aware of the business practices of the companies they patronize, and modify their spending habits appropriately. They need to let their representatives know that the interests of business aren't *their* interests.
Once the people take the power *back* from the corporations, maybe the world will regain some of its sanity again. Remember, in America, even if you can't vote, you are an all-important Consumer--pay attention to the choices you make.
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It kind of makes want to rush out and register "Just To Make Our Lawyers Fuzzy Inside". Just picture the court room.
:)
"Yes, your honor, we are suing Just To Make Our Lawyers Fuzzy Inside"
Finally, some honesty in the legal system.
They will be shortly re-issuing the CD with these sanitized lyrics that are more compatible with current American sensitivities:
I want to FUCK you like an animal
I want to feel you from the in***e
When asked for comment, band leader Trent Reznor said: "Yeah, I'm upset about this. But I feel better knowing that I've personally scored more chicks than all of the dorks working at Intel combined."
Intel stopped Silicon Graphics making T-shirts with a logo which said "Attitude Inside". It did have a little swirl like the Intel logo though so it was sailing closer to the wind than the yoga thing.
If Intel actually wins this, which I doubt, then I better watch what I say.
If I say, "Oh, hey! How are you doing Joe? Please go inside..."
Then I can safely assume that Intel's lawyers will be knocking at my door telling me to watch what I say and threaten me with law suits.
I would have to say something like, "Oh, hey! How are you doing Joe? Inside is my house, please go..."
That sounds realy stupid. And that goes the same for this case, it is stupid too.
The word Yoga, for those who don't know actually means "union", and refers to the state of oneness with God and all humanity sought by the practitioners. It has many different flavors, only one of which is "Hatha Yoga", or "health union", which seeks to bring health to the body, so higher thoughts can be focused on before going to INNER yoga, which includes schools or raja, kriya, bhakti, and karma yoga, many of which some scholars believe have been passed on for as many as 4,000 years orally, and are refered to in the hindu vedas.
These people have been refering to yoga as an inner thing for thousands of years. If that's not prior use please shoot me.
-The art of programming is the pursuit of absolute simplicity.
Excerpt from new OSHA regulation on computer systems: "....if said motherboard is equipped with an Intel central processing unit, an appropriate warning label bearing the words 'Intel Inside' shall be permanently affixed to the case in a prominent location."
- Bruce Murphy
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Didn't the people who owned the "got Milk?" trademark try similar litigation and got shot down by the courts?
I have tried finding references pro or con on this, but all the anti-milk PETA sites are making searching difficult.
"Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
Dear trademark infringer,
Please stop using our trademark Inside - or we'll put you inside.
Yours,
Intel
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all that bad karma could hammer them down.
The difference between Hindu karma and Slashdot "karma" (capped cumulative moderation result) is that with Hindu karma, you can't just reset your karma to neutral by killing yourself (i.e. creating another account). Your karma (action) has to follow dharma (the good way) if you want the god to give you the Bonus in the next life. See also Hindu Karma FAQ.
Will I retire or break 10K?
If you ask me, this sounds like a lawyer looking for a way to finance a new BMW and a Caribbean vacation.
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This is a bunch of bullshit. Intel, please don't blame others for your assinite attempts to own the English language. Its not the laws fault that you're assholes. Not only that, but who FORCED you to trademark a COMMON word like Inside? There are many common usages of the word inside which have another describing word preceeding it.
"We can't let a precedent be set," he explained. " 'Yoga Inside' might not sound bad, but what happens when someone comes along with 'Apple Inside'?"
If its in reference to an Apple being in an apple orchard, that's fucking fine.
Even if its Apple computer, who said you have the right to trademark common words? If Apple came up with an add that said something like:
"Apple Inside"
there's nothing wrong with that either. After all, that's what it is: Its an Apple. Since its also an Apple on the outside, they might say something like:
Apple Outside. Apple Inside.
This is just plain ludicrous. Other people shouldn't be prevented from using the ENGLISH LANGUAGE to their benefit because you assholes can't be original and trademark things that aren't already words.
By the way, you fucking assholes, there's something called the First Amendment. It has constitutional basis, so it trumps any "trademark" laws.
This is no different than IBM trying to trademark the "e" symbol with a circle around it. Come on. That's fucking bullshit.
Suggesting to Intel, IBM, and other lamers who are trying to own the English Language by trademarks: if your going to make a trademark, make up a word/symbol for it. Suggestion to Intel for a REAL trademark:
"Intelliside"
Oh wait, because of assholes like you Intel fucks, MS might sue you for trademark violations of its "IntelliPoint" mouse.
Other assholes include Nike, both for trademarking the word "Nike" and for trademarking the Nike symbol. Nike is the greek god of victory, closely associated with Athena/Minerva. And her symbol was the same symbol that the Nike shoe uses. Sounds like fucking prior art to me. Not to mention, it should be public domain.
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I'd like to take this opportunity to inform all of you that you'll soon be getting the paperwork in the mail from my lawyers (that's right, I have a team of them) for trademark infringement. I own a company called "The Inc." and over time I've noticed almost all of you using my trademarked company name in various posts/stories/journals etc. Being the reasonable, understanding person that I am, I shall settle for a small fine of say $1000 per infringement? After all, I really dislike court battles, so just pay me every time you want to use the word, 'the' and there won't be any trouble. :)
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-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Keep that in mind at all times." Bill Hicks
If the slogan was "Intel Yoga", then Intel might have a point. What would you find acceptable next? Maybe JetBlue suing anyone who dares to use the world "blue" in their business name? That's half of their name, right? Who cares if it happens to be a common word in the English language.
"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Keep that in mind at all times." Bill Hicks
That's it, I switch to AMD. Intel Go @#$ yourself inside.
PPA, the girl next door.
-- I feel better now. Thanks for asking.
provider of yoga lessons, especially one that's so clearly fighting the good fight, karmawise.
Does anyone know how I can contact them?
I want some more Karma!!!
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I guess they don't care about the bad publicity that this will generate, not to mention how absurd this really is. This is not very INTEL-ligent.
I'm am going to put a gigantic sign on the front of my house that says
"I'm inside"
better yet, someone should sell bumper stickers that say, "people inside"
And the top then star inside phrases associated with Intel:
10. Assholes Inside.
09. Lawyers Inside.
08. Fuck-holes Inside.
07. Dorks Inside.
06. Pinheads Inside.
05. Greedy-fucking-bastards Inside.
04. Arrogant-pricks Inside.
03. Information-nazi's Inside.
02. Dumb-fucks Inside.
and the number one Star Inside phrase is...
01. Big-Brother Inside.
social sciences can never use experience to verify their statemen
With Intel support the opposition to the DMCA, I thought that I should atleast play devil's advocate a bit. I feel I/we owe them that much.
When I first heard this, I thought to myself, "Man, copyright law sucks, but this sorta makes sense. I mean, Yoga Inside does seem to be capitalizing off of Intel Inside." It's not uncommon either for companies in different fields to try and capitalize off of a well-no slogan either.
Then I saw that they provided Yoga lessons to prisoners, and that Inside refers to being inside a prison. I have to believe that once the higher ups hear about this, they'll drop the lawsuit quick. It's unreasonable. When lawyers don't have enough real work to do, they tend to try and find a way to justify the horrific amounts of money they charge. I'm gonna have to give Intel the benefit of the doubt on this one that they'll do the right thing.
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Suggested new trademark for Intel: Lawyers Inside
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Intel has a trademark on "bunny people."
tess.uspto.gov uses session-based navigation; links do not survive for longer than 15 minutes. In the TESS window, try clicking "Check Status" to get the TARR record. Turns out the trademarks are for keychains and sweaters. Here they are:
BUNNYPEOPLE BUNNYPEOPLE
Will I retire or break 10K?
let me get this right -- you think we should defend
expensive brainwashing? This is something we
should hold as a good thing, to promote and
defend? Just because its expensive doesn't
mean its a good thing -- I learned that in kindergarten.
Who is it that wants to defend the way companies go about expensivly brainwashing people?
Think about that.
The article says something about the intel execs claiming that their hands are tied, the laws are writen in such a way that forces them to be very asshole'ish about trademark issues. So then why hasn't Apple compuer shutdown the Apple orchard bussiness? j/k =)
At some point you would think that people would patent all the ideas, and all the words, and all things would be owned by somebody. To the point that laws would have to under go a dramatic reversal to allow a person to even speak in public without uttering copy protected speak.
And speaking of dilution. I think Dilution would be more like saying "Sparc within", or "Alpha in-the-box", and even "PowerPC inward". Dilution in this form is true dilution since it would make the issue ambigous of how you define "inside", or its like words.
It isn't a lie if you belive it.
So now I have to wonder. According to Intel, we could have.
Is it to late to trademark "Virtual\ .+" ?
Build stuff. Stuff that walks, stuff that rolls, whatever.
There are 80 basic Yoga postures, and 80,000 variations.
And not one of them is called the 'intel'.
In fact, the only posture you'll find associated with an 'intel', is the "shoulderhouchedoverkeyboardstrainedneckahansa" -- and that is definetly not a classic Yoga posture.
There's also the "repetitivestressisfuckingmywristsahansa", and the "mybodywilldieprematurelyfromlackofexcerciseahansa " posture.
But none of these will be found on a Yoga video.
And don't get me started on diet.
Really, "Yoga" is associated with health, while "intel" is associated with unhealth.
Yoga means the joining of mind and body. Intel means the joining of your arse to the chair.
There is no possibility of confusing these two things, 'yoga' and 'intel'.
I suggest the lawyers sow a label onto the back of their trowsers, "shit inside", and then they can sue their own asses off.
Considering this and the nature of the group using the trademark (read the article) I think they should say "no, you can't use our trademark without approval" and then give them a licence for $1 or some other thing to allow the use.
Now, of course this assumes that Intel even has a trademark. How you can trademark "'blank' inside" is amazing... I think I will trademark "'blank' is", maybe even "'blank' and".
Dear Intel,
How about I jam my foot inside your ass.
Yours,
dimator
python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"
Next they'll go after little "Evil Inside" logos that constitute fair use in free speech (as satire, political protest) as laid down by Falwell v. Flint and the First Amendment. Heck, one can make a completely valid argument that the same would apply to "Linux Inside. How can someone own a trademark on the expression of one object being within another?
"Yoga Inside" has no chance of diluting the Intel brand; however, Intel's behaviour does. Nobody's going to run around and say that they're computer is a "Yoga Inside". Your rant is spurrious.
I'm deeply suspicious of changes to trademark law. Got to love the recent changes that have been made to copyright law.
<sarcasm>Thanks, Disney!</sarcasm>. If this trademark stuff gets as out-of-whack, maybe we'll be using XPortholes instead of XWindows a few years down the road.
heh... maybe things are different for you, but I have a metaphysical bond with my computer. 'specially my pentium.
I think you meant...
AMD. Intel may kindly place their lips *inside* my bottom. That is Intel Inside..
They that would sacrifice their
Nope sorry, you can't use XPortals, Bill's lawyers will be down on you like a ton of bricks. You can't put a capial P to the immediate right of a capital X otherwise, you'd be confusing the poor people who buy and use Windows XP
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Here Come The Woman
With The Look In Her Eye
Raised On Leather
With Flesh On Her Mind
Words As Weapons Sharper Than Knives
Makes You Wonder How The Other Half Die
Other Half Die
Here Come The Man
With The Look In His Eye
Fed On Nothing
But Full Of Pride
Look At Them Go
Look At Them Kick
Makes You Wonder How The Other Half Live
Intel inside
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Every Single One Of Us With Intel inside
Intel inside
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Here Come The World
With The Look In Its Eye Future Uncertain
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Look At The Faces
Listen To The Bells
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time to bring the big "J-Man" back for another round
Dude, everyone hates reunion tours. Besides, he'll never be as good as he was with the original disciples.
Although a thought occurred to me the other day: if you or I were to rise from the dead after three days of rotting, people would run screaming from us like little bitches. Because there's a word for people who come back from the dead: Zombies.
That's right, the "savior" to millions of people is nothing more than an extra in a George Romero nightmare. Remember: Jesus died for your sins, but he rose for your sweeet braaaaaaains!
They that would sacrifice their
(sorry... no infringing use of the song by the same name was intended...)...
Actually, song titles are one of the few things you still can't trademark or copyright.
I used to work at Tower Records, and let me tell you, take any common word or cliche, like, say, "Broken" or "Not this time", and run them through the database, and you'll find 15 or 20 songs of the same name.
In fact, the band Death Cab for Cutie lifted its name directly from the title of an old Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band song - and, believe it or not, Bonzo had absolutely no legal remedy.
"Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
Intel might as well go after pr0n sites that entice users to Cum Inside®.
Everyone's favourite? Intel's not inside my computer.
AMD rules!
How dare you people criticize the little guys like Intel. Larger non-profit (profit-making) business like YIF have forced feeble organizations like Intel into submission. Most people don't know that YIF distributes products such as the Yoga Pentium and the Yoga Celeron. Give peace a chance!
.smell my feet.
Ever see those stickers on Antec cases?
Thankfully it's protected by fair use / parody. I usually toss logos out when assembling a PC but thought that was amusing enough to actually stick on the case.
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Yoga Inside has been active since 1999 based on work done in 1995 by Mark Stephens in LA juvenile detention camps with six Tibetan monks sent by the Dalai Lama. here
That book has a website, www.yoga-insideout.com, here
"Inside and Out" is a popular way of describing holistic health, and the phrase "yoga inside" is commonly used to describe the experience, like the site here.
There is a travel company called Inside India which works with several Yoga therapy centers for health tours, here.
Barbara Kallir directed an instructional video guide to tantric yoga, "Inside Westside". Recommended for the Lawyers after those free courses, here.
Couldn't find a link between the Dalai Lama and Intel, unless you count that both are successful exiles. Although Apple struck the Dalai Lama from their Asian billboards so maybe ..nah.
The fourth most popular use of the word conjunction "yoga inside" on the web, after the prison project, the video, and general discussions of yoga and health experiences, is Intel's suit. How many hundreds of millions of dollars of PR is this costing Intel I wonder? Maybe the defendant should get the video publisher to join in, seems like they are making lots of money with their domain name.
How you shop is just as important as how you vote if not more so.
Shopping is something you do every day voting is once a year (if you show up for local elections).
Shopping effects corporations which are more powerful then the govt and for all practical purposes own the govt. How you spend your dollars has a much bigger impact on the composition of your community and country then how you vote.
Unfortunately the number of people who are mindful of their spending is smaller then the number of people who vote.
What a pathetic country we live in.
War is necrophilia.
The job of a corporation is to make money. To
increase shareholder value. You can hardly blame
them for trying to do that. Even if you don't
like the means.
It is the job of governments to create and enforce
rules that corps have to comply to. It is the job
of a government to care for the goods of its
citizens.
If the jurisdiction fails, put the blame where it
belongs.
Energizer's latest batch of commercials featuring the infamous "Energizer Bunny" had them touting a new catchphrase, "Do you have the bunny inside?" I wonder if they're getting sued next, and if not, how come?
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So lets all fire up a website with "yourname" inside and see if INTEL will go bankrupt trying to sue everyone
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Everyone seems to be grousing about this trademark dilution bullsh**, but I think you are all missing the point. How many corporate websites use a "/" or a "." at least somewhere in their urls?
If Slashdot were to hire about 5,000 a**hole lawyers, can you imagine what this would do for our favorite website's bottom line? Folks, we would never have to look at a banner ad, an in-article ad, or any other kind of ad for at least the next 1,000 years!
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I believe AOL did get a trademark for "You've got Mail", when using the distinctive "AOL Guy" voice.
This isn't the first time some idiots masquerading as lawyers have tried to bully someone.
Warner Brother's staff counsel made the mistake of threatening Groucho Marx because he had announced a new movie with the name "Casablanca" in it. Here is Groucho's initial response... What's truly amazing is that Warner Brother's didn't understand how stupid they looked after getting Groucho's initial letter. The exchange continued for several more letters until somebody at Warner Brothers finally got the message.
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I wonder if they'll be going after Kate Bush next?
I'm sorry, but you're simply wrong. Peugot has often *claimed* to won those numbers, but they certainly don't. In the case of Porsche they decided they couldn't afford to fight Peugot in court and "voluntarily" acquiesed.
What's more you are under the impression that trademark is intellectual property. It isn't. It is association in the public's mind, and if the public loses that association you lose the right to the exclusive right to use the mark, as in Band-Aid and Kleenex.
As such, in a very real and legal way, a trademark is the "intellectual property" of the public!
A trademark is an item that can be uniquely identified with a business. A company is granted the "temporary" right to the exclusive use of the mark only so long as it is, and remains, a unique indentifier.
As it happens a car model number with zero in the middle does *not* uniquely identify a Peugot, and "Yoga Inside" does NOT conjur up images of computer chips.
Thus neither is a valid trademark.
KFG
OTOH, with stuff like the DMCA, I don't know what is legal in the U.S. anymore.
The case came with a stick-on logo like the "Intel Inside" logo, except that it said "Antec Outside" .
Here's a review.
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
Its not a related product, isnt that one of the TM dilution areas? Its not a computer product. So how can it dilute the computer TM?
Transcendental Meditation? TM (tm)? TM (tm) (tm)?? If Intel would use a nice strong TM, perhaps TM wouldn't worry them so much.
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They'll have to fight Apple for it ("Think Different").
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When did the difference between a TRADEMARK and a SLOGAN get so blurred?
I mean, we don't buy an "Inside brand CPU", do we?? And no one says "Hey, did you hear about that that new 10GHz inside??"
So this isn't at all like the trademark issue involved with, frex, "Kleenix brand tissues".
~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
Yoga Inside could "recognize" that Intel owns the trademark. Intel could grant them a license to use its trademark. That way there has been no lack of defense of the trademark by Intel, and no infringement by Yoga Inside.
Now, this sort of rational resolution wouldn't make as much money for Intel's lawyers; and it would take a bit of ethical compromise from Yoga Inside, since it's silly to pretent that Intel should "own" this - but that's not anywhere near Yoga Inside's central mission; and it _is_ Intel's lawyers' central mission to not just use their relationship to coin money, especially in ways that result in unnecessary adverse publicity for their client.
If Intel has any sense, it will fire these lawyers for this behavior.
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"with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
Actually, I meant "Inteliside" to be a shortened replacement for Intel Inside, not as "Intelicide".
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Let's try an analogy:
In professional baseball or football, the players slowly
realize, that they can play foul and never get a penalty
anymore. The players will suddenly have to commit
worse and worse fouls to stay in the leage.
Of course I don't like the way the players act. But who's
to blame? IMO it's the judges.
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Take that you dirty fucking bastards!
I'm Inside you.
Get your Unix fortune now!
All car makers of any substance belong to a naming association.
Car makers can name their cars anything they want as long as the name's not taken in that particullar market (think Subaru Legacy in the US, Subaru Liberty everywhere else)
If a name hasn't been used for 15 years or something in a particular market, others can grab the name
Leyland P76 Executive (mid 70's Australia)
Holden Commadore Executive (1990's again in Oz)
Look at the Pontiac GTO & the Ferrari GTO.
This means as long as Peuget hasn't sold a 504 in Australia for 15 years, Ford could name one of their cars a '504' in the Oz market without contravening the Automotive Naming Convention or whatever its called.
I thought it had been worked out that you couldn't trademark '* soemthing' or even 'something * something else' as in owning the trademark for "great fruit taste!" dosn't automaticaly give you "great cola taste!"
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Seen posted on an 'energy effecient' window manufactures' store...:
Windows Inside
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"He said the 'instant recognition and appeal' of the 'blank inside' format stems from 'Intel's enormous investment of over a decade of time and money.'"
Well don't trademark a common phrase you moron! It's your own damn fault for commercializing a fairly intuitive linguistic structure like "blank inside". What the hell? How about coming up with a campaign called "Hello Intel!" and being shocked that there are actually parallels in the Real World(tm)! Every programming tutorial book gets sued over "Hello world!" programs...
..they are concerned that enlightened people will prefer AMD.
I believe that is referred to as "Evil Inside" =)
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Ok, with all this fuss from Intel about "Intel inside" and the mystical powers it endows upon Intel that allow it to sue innocent companies, I decided to check it out.
"Check what out?" you might ask. Well, in short, I wanted to check out what's 'inside'. So I did.
Now, to do this with a Pentium 4 would be silly. It's an expensive chip and I don't like the idea of supporting Intel's legal BS with my purchases. I found a couple of 486's laying around (33MHz if you're curious) and decided I should immediately set out to find out what's 'inside'.
Noticing the top is one piece told me to focus my efforts on relieving the chips of their bottom plate which I theorized (having neither the time nor the inclination to actually find out) were simply either glued or soldered on. Working under this theory, I tried using a small straighthead scewdriver to scrape away whatever was holding it in place on the outside and try to pry under the plate.
After realizing this was going nowhere fast, I looked around and decided the best way in was to reverse the process by which it was assembled. Keep in mind I had no intention of trying to actually do anything with what I found, nor do I have the expertise to figure out how any of it worked. I just wanted to see what the hell is 'inside'. I therefore decided to use a small butaine torch. This should, I theorized, heat up the glue or whatever enough to allow me to get into the plate.
I'm going to say this once and I hope everyone listens... DO NOT TRY THIS YOURSELF WITHOUT GLOVES, LONG SLEEVES, LONG PANTS, AND GOGGLES! Also make sure someone is very nearby (within talking distance) in case something goes wrong. I STRONGLY recommend you NOT try this AT ALL.
Ok, now torch in one hand, vice grips in the other, I proceeded to heat the plate up as much as possible. Pins were glowing, popping and crackling sounds were easily heart, and I started smelling a rather odd burning smell. Eventually the plate came off (dropped off the first one, was pryed off the second one) and I got my first look at what's 'inside'.
Take it from me Intel, this ain't worth suing over. Fire your lawyers and go back to making stuff. It's basically a little rectangular piece of material held into place by a bunch of small gold traces (one for each pin). It looks like the hologram cards from the old Marvel X-men cards. Well, I figured I should investigate further, so I lit up my investigation tool (torch) and went back to work. After maybe 10 minutes of torching various places, the chip pretty much exploded. I have to hand it to Intel, their die held up pretty well until the chip blew apart. Basically, there was a loud 'pop' and about half the cpu flew off to my right about 4 or 5 feet. Pieces of the die went all over and it was altogether really cool.
So anyway, that's the basic story, second CPU didn't explode, and by then I had taken out goggles and gloves to protect myself in case it did. So without further adu, I send you off here so you can see the pictures of what's 'inside'. Trademarks have been edited out for my continued enjoyment of not getting tossed in an 8x10 foot cell with "Bubba".
Enjoy.
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
Since you guys nailed that one...
Try this one.
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
Alright, I'm not hosting these on my own comp because it'd be slow and painful for all of us (Comcast's lousy 128k up) and I'm not tryin' to get soood by Chipzilla.
Anyway, if anyone wants to be kind enough to host the pics, feel free as I'm giving anyone who wants to the rights to use these pics on another site so long as credit is given to Loki_1929. Also feel free to copy all the original HTML if it floats your boat. (there's nothing fancy on there anyway)
So here's your last shot from me, if you haven't seen them yet, try:
Here
Here
and Here
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."