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Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device
An Anonymous Coward writes: "Toshiba has announced a new portable storage device, Bluetooth Pocket Server, that can be used as a HTTP/FTP wireless server. This device with a 5GB of data can hold up to 37 hours of MPEG-4 moving images.
You can read the press release on the Toshiba web site.
Now while walking you can be a human web server..."
As many of you know by now, Slashdot has had a new feature for some time of separating out the sections. For example, all science stories go into science.slashdot.org. Indeed, the sections are now color-coded, with the Apple section displaying a new "glossy" look.
Now, this is all fine, but the Slashdot Janitors are missing out on a real opportunity to improve the site. Most of the people on this site are Trolls and Crapflooders, but where, I ask, is the fp.slashdot.org, containing an archived copy of every single legitimate fp? Or the locally cached image of hello.jpg on goatsecx.slashdot.org for load times faster than people can hit the "stop" button? If Slashdot wants to remain popular, it needs to focus on pleasing the majority of it's user-base. Perhaps clicking on "Read More" would randomly display a page full of "*BSD is dying" rather than the usual inane drivel Slashbots spew forth.
These are the kinds of features I would expect of a professional web-site, and as long as Slashdot doesn't have them, I'm not considering paying for a subscription. I urge you to do the same.
Good Day.
Visit the new Troll site!
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Imagine a cluster of guys all named Beowolf walking around with these...
--- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
WarDriving for WaReZ.
goat
my balls
Me? I don't want to be a walking server.
Now, my dog on the other hand... he's just about the right size.
It's awfully kind of these posters to tell us how many hours of MPEG-4 'Moving Images' can be stored on 5GB. Seeing as how hard it is for this readership to understand 5 GB in other terms....
Your walking along and suddenly the RIAA police run by and tackle some kid for pirating over the air waves.
Or better yet, you'll go on a warez site and the instructions will be like..
"Goto the mall, stand in front of the Orange Julius and make the 'pirate sign' in the air. Your download will commence shortly aftwards."
Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
Boxen will be spread over a few feet with bluetooth cpus, gpus, monitors, and cd drives all physically disconnected. And crackers may not 0wn your cpu, but if they get your hard drive, you're still screwed.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I am into the copy and paste.
The storage unit would be a nice add-on for those with a Pocket PC 2002 device and a BT card (or in the case of the iPaq 3870, which has BT built-in) as you could just sit the drive on a table or in a jacket pocket and listen to MP3s or even watch (shrunken versions) of Anime or movies with PocketDiVX.
Hook it up to your Bluetooth GPS, and have your own "where am I today?" web server. Or a bluetooth web-cam for "what am I doing today?"
Yes, it's the fabulous penis! All new! All tiny! All belonging to your mother! PEEENIS!!!!!
Roadkill is yummy.
Can't wait for some kid to walk with one of those into CompUSA and rip Office X without even plugging into the computer:)
What I think would be really neat is a simple radio protocol for Bluetooth. That way, I could "share" whatever tunes I happen to be listening to on my MP3 player with the people around me. Other folks on the bus or whatever could "tune in" to see what I was listening to, or I could check out what other people are listening to. It wouldn't even have to include download capability, just a stream of whatever is going to my headphones.
Or alternatively, one police car is designated the "friendly face" -- it's got a camera and one of these inside. The police are busy mirroring its movies/images in real time, to show the world that the protestors are getting out of hand and the police are doing their best to keep things cool.
Carousel is a lie!
Your pocket catches on fire because of the latest version of the Nimda virus..
As if I'm not insecure about myself already.. will this make me even more insecure? :-\
"The ones who dont do anything are always the ones who try to pull you down" -- Henry Rollins
"Hey, the file server was down for the last hour, do you know what happened?"
"Oh, hey, sorry, I had it in my pocket when I went out for lunch."
So how long do you think it'll be before Professor Warwick really does become a human web server?
Just a thought....
a bluetooth iPod.... Download songs
without even bothering to plug in... be a walking radio station... play your ipod
music through your stereo where the ipod serves the music and acts as a remote control...
eewwww..... bluetooth ipod beow---
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
Consider this hypothetical example:
I have my Citizen/IBM Linux watch - not a lot of internal storage there, but it is my display device.
I have the Toshiba storage device - there's all my disk space, tucked into my jacket pocket where it is out of the way.
I have my cell phone, in an outside pocket. There's my Internet connectivity.
Now, I can check if I have mail by looking at my watch. If I need to read it, I can either view it on my watch, if it is short, or on the phone, if it is longer (I assume the phone has a larger display than the watch).
My tunes are in the storage device, and played via the watch or phone (and headphones, natch).
If I have my digital camera, I now have GIGs of storage to save the pics to.
Sounds like a good thing to me.
www.eFax.com are spammers
Soon, there will be more than just FTP/HTTP... Imagine it...
/dev/complaints /dev/do_the_washing_for_me_love /dev/happy_to_let_you_surf_til_late /proc/wallet | grep 'enough_for_a_pizza' | mail me@me.com
telnet girlfriend
Trying 192.168.23.45
Connected to girlfriend
Escape characters are 'Football'.
What do you want? rm
What do you want? mknod 5 12
What do you want? mknod 5 13
What do you want? cat
rm: cannot open `/proc/wallet': Permission denied. You are barred from the house until further notice.
Warning! Liberties quota exceeded.
ooooooh! What does this button do? - DeeDee, Dexters Lab.
and we will all belong to the world wide awareness !
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My only problem, is I already have a pda, cell phone, and other random things strewn about in my pockets at any given time. Now, i have to carry a device to let me store all the things i use?
why don't they just make the next Jornada series with bluetooth and 5 gig storage built in?
(oh and I don't think carrying a hard drive while its spinning is a great idea: that would be the day I decide to do jumping jacks and I scratch my precious server!)
This would be perfect for going into CompUSA and stealing software, much better than an iPod.
I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
We're assuming that it's a portable device, so it must use batteries, correct?
5Gibibytes is neat stuff, but it's useless if it'll only spin for 2 hours at a time.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I would be elated to see wowbagger in a hole in the ground in Kenya digging for alumnium so some white bastard can have gadgets and toys!
I am into the copy and paste.
Two agents walk up to a park bench and sit. Never talking, exchanging anything or touching. They sit for 1/3 hour while the secrets are copied from one to the the other. (and if they are double agents the transfer will be bi-directional) Then they get up an leave.
Man, the CIA and FBI will hate that. You honor in this video we see now non-descript men in a park doing, umm, nothing...
Your pocket catches on fire because of the latest version of the Nimda virus..
OMG your sense of humor is amazing!! Still ROTFLMAO!!!
Because it's a poke at Microsoft... and then you suggest that if you have an IIS server in your pocket, and because IIS is vulnerable to things like Nimda, that it will actually combust!! hahahahahahahah
Where you do come up with this stuff?? Bwhahahahahahahahahah
I haven't read anything this fresh and clever in a long time! Bravo! Bravoooo!!!!
That's so lame. They're trying to fend off the obvious "5GB isn't very much storage these days" with some arbitrary quantity that is supposed to impress us.
Gee, would it matter what the content of the images was? Their size? The compression ratio?
It will hold literally billions of terrabytes of gzipped data!
Why it would be nice to have editing of posted stories...
...so now I can be a victim of the /. effect anytime, anywhere?
m-
You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
If I remember correctly, bluetooth 1.1 comes in with a transfer rate of about 720Kbps and only works in about a 10m radius (for devices, access points have longer ranges). At that rate, It would take about 16 hours to copy 5GB of data to or from the device. So unless you plan on standing close to somebody for a quite a while, the mental images of swapping mp3 collections or walking for warez can be put on hold for now.
Now if they will support Bluetooth 2, the situation improves...
Last i knew it was around 1.5Mb/sec, which is around USB speed, correct? (I'm so not-up-to-date with this). MacSlash had a discussion about it a while ago when Apple announced Bluetooth support and everyone agreed putting 802.11b for Airport support would be much better, although much more power consuming.
If Bluetoth can get teh trqansfer rate up then it would definately be worth it... anyone care to elaborate?
CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
Speeds for Bluetooth spec out at under 1 Mbps, depending on range, obstacles, etc. At an average speed of 750 Kbps, could you watch an MPEG-4 encoded video clip at a decent resolution on a handheld? (Hmmm...that OQO has Bluetooth built in.) Check out the specs on Bluetooth.
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
Remember the story a few months back about the kid who walked into a story and copied the MAC version of MS Office off a store display computer by hooking in his portable device. Well now they'll be no wires to give him away. Now I realize PC software isn't as easy to copy installed versions of but there is a wealth of data now available to be copied without giving yourself away with any obvious wires.
Since the beginning of time, men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
who simply refused to put out. Well, it was not long before man realized the
value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters. Men really liked ole' Rose, but she
lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
pussy could secrete. So those men got to thinking: A pussy is a pussy, no
matter what the species.. So began the age of Beastiality. Unfortunately,
fucking animals gave rise to new diseases, like syphilus. So when the rubber
was finally invented, men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
infecting their shlongs, they could also fuck the dead ones.
Now, with the arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their
snatches. I hope this guide will be helpful to men & women both.
1. FINDING AN ANIMAL
Make sure the animal's cunt is big enough to fit you dick!
You haven't felt pain until you've had a donkey crack your
nads! Suggested animals- Sheep, cow, horse (if your over
6'), pig. Just go out in the country if you live in the
city, or the zoo if you have no wheels.
2. FOREPLAY
Animals have to get excited, just like humans. Try to pick an animal
without a tail, cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.
Leave the animal standing, don't attempt to lay it down. Remember,
they fuck standing up ( Unless you choose a cat ). Now, get on your
knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles. lose your eyes and slowly run
your tounge along the length of her slit. Try to hold your nose,
the slime on her uter lips is a mixture of spit, piss, smegma, and
whatever else she rubbed her cunt in. Her hips will start to get
a little relaxed, and soon her pussy-juice will start to drip down
your face. Use your fingers and find her clit if you can. Work
a finger in at first, then 2 until her hole is loose enough to bang.
3. IMPORTANT STEP
Now slip on your rubber. I recommend Trojan(C), lubbed
with receptical. Never use ribbed or you'll get kicked
in the nuts again.
4. FUCKING THE ANIMAL
Slowly stand up, you don't want to destroy the mood she's
in. Animals can be even flakier than real women. Reach
down nd spread her cuntlips open. Doesn't it look great!
Now, the hard part. Slowly slide your firm, hard dick up
her loose, smelly gash. Once you have it in, hold your
position. Let her get used to the feeling of you member
inside her. Now slowly grind you pelvis into her ass. I
know you'll be getting shit all over your bush since her
asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even
more. Don't be suprised if she farts either, they can't
hold gas when they fuck. SLOWLY thrust in and out. Be
sensitive to the needs of your partner, work out a rythem
WITH her, don't be selfish. Occasionally reach down and
fondle her clit, her anus, her thighs. She will loe you
for it. Now you can quicken the pace and let go of your
wad. Sometimes, if the mood is right, you can whip off
your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using
your cum for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass
later.
5. ANAL SEX
If you didn't cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers
work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and
wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do the
tick. Animals are generally not to ound of buttfucking, it hurts
them too, only they are used to passng massive amounts of shit so
their assholes are a tad looser.
6. NECRO-BEASTIALITY
Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your
dick in dead flesh, and there's lots of bacteria at work
decomposing her body. So, now you have more than just one
disease to worry about. But I know how satisfying it can
be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you don't
have to worry if she wants to or not. She's dead. Also,
you don't have to worry about lubrication. During the
course of decaying, the animal's cunt will be bloated with
puss, so once you start to bang all those tastey juices go
free!! You might alo want to try oral sex with her. Just
bend over and lick up the puss. Don't attempt anal sex!
Her intestines are stiff, when you pull your dick out, her
guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it gets
real messy...
In business, stored presentation data can be transmitted to a BluetoothTM-enabled printer or projector without the need of an intermediary PCs. When large volumes of data do have to be transferred to a PC, an integrated USB port can be used to optimize the speed of the transaction.
What, no firewire? I understand that it's s'posed to be wireless in the first place, but since they DO include a wired interface you'd think they'd use the fastest available one.
triv
I want a portable wireless hd with 802.11b.. a portable NAS!
Maximum transfer rate is asynchronous 732.2/57.6kbps. Sync is around 433kbps. So don't expect to be transfering lots of data around. This is still plenty fast enough though for DiVX movies.
--- I do not moderate.
The porn freaks are going to love this... Nothing like serving up a healthy serving of smut while on the move and virtually untracable.
Since the beginning of time, men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
who simply refused to put out. Well, it was not long before man realized the
value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters. Men really liked ole' Rose, but she
lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
pussy could secrete. So those men got to thinking: A pussy is a pussy, no
matter what the species.. So began the age of Beastiality. Unfortunately,
fucking animals gave rise to new diseases, like syphilus. So when the rubber
was finally invented, men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
infecting their shlongs, they could also fuck the dead ones.
Now, with the arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their
snatches. I hope this guide will be helpful to men & women both.
1. FINDING AN ANIMAL
Make sure the animal's cunt is big enough to fit you dick!
You haven't felt pain until you've had a donkey crack your
nads! Suggested animals- Sheep, cow, horse (if your over
6'), pig. Just go out in the country if you live in the
city, or the zoo if you have no wheels.
2. FOREPLAY
Animals have to get excited, just like humans. Try to pick an animal
without a tail, cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.
Leave the animal standing, don't attempt to lay it down. Remember,
they fuck standing up ( Unless you choose a cat ). Now, get on your
knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles. lose your eyes and slowly run
your tounge along the length of her slit. Try to hold your nose,
the slime on her uter lips is a mixture of spit, piss, smegma, and
whatever else she rubbed her cunt in. Her hips will start to get
a little relaxed, and soon her pussy-juice will start to drip down
your face. Use your fingers and find her clit if you can. Work
a finger in at first, then 2 until her hole is loose enough to bang.
3. IMPORTANT STEP
Now slip on your rubber. I recommend Trojan(C), lubbed
with receptical. Never use ribbed or you'll get kicked
in the nuts again.
4. FUCKING THE ANIMAL
Slowly stand up, you don't want to destroy the mood she's
in. Animals can be even flakier than real women. Reach
down nd spread her cuntlips open. Doesn't it look great!
Now, the hard part. Slowly slide your firm, hard dick up
her loose, smelly gash. Once you have it in, hold your
position. Let her get used to the feeling of you member
inside her. Now slowly grind you pelvis into her ass. I
know you'll be getting shit all over your bush since her
asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even
more. Don't be suprised if she farts either, they can't
hold gas when they fuck. SLOWLY thrust in and out. Be
sensitive to the needs of your partner, work out a rythem
WITH her, don't be selfish. Occasionally reach down and
fondle her clit, her anus, her thighs. She will loe you
for it. Now you can quicken the pace and let go of your
wad. Sometimes, if the mood is right, you can whip off
your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using
your cum for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass
later.
5. ANAL SEX
If you didn't cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers
work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and
wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do the
tick. Animals are generally not to ound of buttfucking, it hurts
them too, only they are used to passng massive amounts of shit so
their assholes are a tad looser.
6. NECRO-BEASTIALITY
Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your
dick in dead flesh, and there's lots of bacteria at work
decomposing her body. So, now you have more than just one
disease to worry about. But I know how satisfying it can
be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you don't
have to worry if she wants to or not. She's dead. Also,
you don't have to worry about lubrication. During the
course of decaying, the animal's cunt will be bloated with
puss, so once you start to bang all those tastey juices go
free!! You might alo want to try oral sex with her. Just
bend over and lick up the puss. Don't attempt anal sex!
Her intestines are stiff, when you pull your dick out, her
guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it gets
real messy...
f00 yuh!
When I was younger, I used to visit my uncle, who had a farm. I
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remember once when I was about sixteen I was spending a few weeks in
the summer there.
My uncle had a man there named Aboab, who worked around the place and
generally helped out. One day I was walking out by the stables and
saw Aboab watching the horses. One of the horses, a beautiful dark
brown stallion, kept biting another hors on the back of the neck.
"Aboab," I said, "What is he doing?"
Aboab looked shy for a moment, and, blushing, said "Dat's how horses
court, missey."
This intrigued my curiosity. Looking closer, I could see the
stallion's member hanging down almost to the ground. I was astonished
at the size of it. Soon the other horse presented herself, and the
great, brown stallion mounted her. My cheeks were hot with
embarrasment, but I couldn't take my eyes off it. I became aware of
Aboab standing close to me, watching the huge beasts. "Missey, you
ever seen people do it?"
"No," I mumbled, "of course not."
"Yo uncle does it every moanin wit de girl dat milks de cows. Would
you like to see it?"
This intrigued and excited me. Before I knew it, I found that I had
agreed to meet Aboab in the barn early the next morning to witness
this with my own eyes.
* * *
The next day I awoke just as the sun was coming up. I was soon out of
bed and dressed, and headed for the barn. I didn't like what I was
doing, and felt ashamed of myself, but I couldn't help myself.
Aboab met me at the barn and took me into the hay loft. He placed us
on the hay where we could look down onto the main floor, and spread
some hay over us to hide us.
Soon Inga came in to milk the cows. SHortly after she arrived my
uncle walked in and said, "Inga, my dear! There you are! I've
something here that has been waiting all night for you!" With that,
he pulled down his pants. I was immediatly reminded of the stallion I
had seen in action the day before, so large was his tool. Inga knelt
before him and began stroking and kissing his manhood, cooing over it.
She placed it in her mouth and began to suck on it.
As I watched her working on my uncle's member, I became aware that
Aboab had moved, and was now laying on top of me. I could feel his
bulge pressing against the crack of my behind. He began working his
tool against my skirt. I couldn't tell him to stop, because I didn't
want my uncle to discover us spying on him. Besides, the spectacle
below us was making me more and more excited.
Inga suddenly jumped up and said, "Sir, if I do not have you in me
this minute, I shall scream!" My uncle then laid her down on a table
and pulled up her skirts. I got an excellent view of her mature
cunny, much hairier than my own. Then my uncle buried his cock inside
of her, and began to pump it in and out of her. From the angle I was
at I had an excellent view of my uncle's huge prick plunging deep into
her.
The sight of my uncle screwing Inga excited Aboab immensly. He soon
pulled my skirt up over my behind, and before I knew it his tool
plunged deep into my cunny. This was not the first time I had felt a
man inside of me, but my splendid view of my uncle and Inga made it
very special. Aboab started groaning softly as he humped me from
behind, matching his strokes to those of my uncle. It was all I could
do to keep from crying out as I felt his cock moving inside of me. My
mind was filled with the sight of my uncle's huge prick at work, and I
couldn't help but think of how that massive tool would feel. I
imagined that monstrous member prodding me as Aboab worked at my
pussy, and it was all I could do to keep from crying out.
Soon I felt Aboab pulsing inside of me, and he stiffened and pressed
his body against mine, plunging his tool deep into me. But my uncle
was still working on Inga, and I heard her whimpering and saw her
thrashing as she came and came. My uncle seemed tireless. Still he
pounded away at her. Aboab had collapsed on top of me, and was
kissing my neck and whispering in my ear. But all I could see was
that Inga was still being fucked, still coming.
Then, finally, my uncle stiffened against her and sighed out loud. He
pulled away from her, and I saw his thick white cream oozing from her
notch, even as I felt Aboab's running from my own.
His organ was shriveled now, a pale ghost of its former self, and yet
still bigger than Aboab's at its hardest. I gazed longingly at it,
and knew that I would not be happy until I had felt it within me.
Aboab and I remained in hiding until my uncle and Inga had departed.
As we waited Aboab fondled my tits and my cunny, admiring my
tightness. By the time they were both gone, Aboab was ready for
action again. This time I took him laying on my back, feeling the
hard thrust of his cock within me. Having just spent himself in me,
he lasted much longer this time, and his juices lubricated me so that
we slid in and out of me in a most agreeable fashion. But it was
still the thought of that massive organ that made me come. I imagined
it stretching my cunny, filling me with its juice, as Aboab forced
himself deep inside of me.
Aboab and I lay for awhile in the hay, touching and stroking one
another, as I tried to imagine how I could possibly get that massive
tool.
* * *
My uncle had a section of apple trees on his farm. He had a sort of a
field hand named Nadav who was mainly responsible for taking care of
the apple trees. Nadav had always intrigued me, because I had often
seen him in profile, and he seemed quite well equipped in the nether
regions.
One day I went out to the apple orchard and told Nadav that I wished
to pick a few apples if I could find any which were ripe. He picked
up a ladder and took me out into the orchard, and set the ladder
against a tree for me. I climbed up the ladder, basket in hand,
leaving Nadav to steady the ladder for me. I had taken care to leave
off my undergarments that day, and I made sure to lean out from the
ladder, holding my legs open so that Nadav could see up my skirts. I
could tell that I had his full attention whenever I reached for a
distant apple, as I made sure to do quite often.
After teasing him thus for a bit, I decided that it was time to be a
bit more direct. I dropped my basket of apples to him, and told him
that I was coming down. As I got near the ground, I contrived to slip
on the ladder, and landed on him with my legs over his shoulders and
his head under my skirts. I felt him give my cunny a quick kiss
before he lowered me to the ground, looking quite embarrased.
"Nadav," I said, "I'm feeling quite faint. Would you help me to the
gardening shed?"
He eagerly agreed, and took me to the shed nearby, there laying me
down on a rude cot that was inside. I felt him stroking my legs as I
pretended to be faint with exhaustion. "Are you all right, ma'am?" he
asked.
"Oh, yes," I replied, "I just need to catch my breath." His hands
continued to stroke my legs, and slowly edged there way upwards.
"What are you doing, Nadav? You must stop this instant, or I shall be
forced to tell my uncle!"
"Oh, but ma'am," he replied, "I can't help it! You're so lovely, and
your skin is so smooth and soft!"
"I really must insist," I said, "you really must stop. This isn't at
all proper."
"Oh, but ma'am, I can't help myself!" His hands worked slowly
upwards, and began to softly stroke the hair on my cunny.
"But you must! This isn't right. If my uncle found out, we'd both be
in trouble. You must stop right away. Oh, yes, that's the spot," I
said, as he found my love button.
He continued to stroke my mound for awhile, then he said, "Oh, ma'am,
I can't help it!" With that, he shoved his head under my skirt and
began licking and kissing my cunny.
"Well," I said, "if you must, you must." I reached down and unbuckled
his pants, which fell to the floor to reveal his throbbing manhood.
In a flash, he was on top of me, kissing my throat and squeezing my
tits. I felt his throbbing tool rubbing against my portal, and soon
managed to place the tip of his prong against my love canal. He
wasted no time in shoving himself deep into me.
His large cock felt wonderful sliding in and out of me. He humped me
furiously for a few minutes, but all too soon I felt him stiffen
against me, shoving his cock as far into me as he could. And then I
felt his juices pulse into me, and knew it was over, all too soon.
His equipment was the size of my uncle's, but his endurance was sadly
lacking.
As he crooned over me and whispered into my ear, I sadly realized that
I would not be satisfied until I had felt the full strength and power
of my uncle's tool.
I also realized, laying there on the cot with Nadav on top of me, that
if I was going to find my pleasure among the help, then I'd be much
better off staying with Aboab.
* * *
While I was at my uncle's I noticed that one of the serving girls,
Maryann, would disappear shortly after dinner almost every night. My
uncle would then declare that he was going for a walk to smoke a cigar
(my aunt disapproved of his cigars, and would not let him smoke them
in the house).
One night I was determined to find out exactly what happened on these
walks. Shortly after my uncle left on his evening constitutional, I
arose from the table, stating that I was full and did not desire any
dessert, and quietly left the house through the back door. I soon
spotted the glow of my uncle's cigar in the back garden.
I slipped quietly into the garden and hid behind a large boxbush.
Soon I saw Maryann join my uncle in the center of the garden.
"There you are, my sweet!" my uncle whispered hoarsely. "I've been
waiting for you. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile,
now!"
"I'm sure you have, sir", she replied. "And did you see me blush when
you squeezed my buns during dinner?"
"Yes, I did", he answered. "But don't worry. I don't think Nora
noticed."
"Well now you can squeeze them to your heart's content!" With that,
he put his arms around her and pressed her tightly to him, kissing her
soundly. I could see quite clearly in the pale moonlight, and felt my
body shiver in anticipation as I saw my uncle pull up her skirt and
squeeze her firm bottom. Maryann was no laggard, either, and soon had
worked his pants open so that she could take his massive tool in her
hands. I watched with envy as she pulled it and stroked it. "Oh,
sir!" she cried, "I cannot stand it! I must have it!" She dropped to
her knees and took the end of his giant member into her mouth. So
large was it that she could do no more than suck the head of it, which
she did with wild abandon.
"Oh, my darling Maryann", he cried, "if you do that much more, you
will drown in my cum! I must have you right now!"
She reluctantly drew her head away from his manhood and lay back on
the grass, pulling him on top of her. Soon he was pounding his tool
into her with great energy, causing her to moan with joy. I could not
help myself.
Soon I was frantically frigging myself with my finger. The wan
moonlight was not enough to let me see the detail that I longed to
feel deep inside myself, but my imagination was more than equal to the
task.
Maryann began to thrash and cry out, until I was certain that my aunt
Nora must certainly step outside to see what was happening. This
added to my sense of excitement, until it was all I could do to keep
from crying out myself and betraying my presence to my uncle.
I was entranced by the sight of my uncle's buttocks rising and
falling, glowing whitely in the dim light, a second moon reflecting
the one in the sky, but bouncing, thrusting, plunging into the lovely
serving girl's cunny. My own cunny throbbed and pulsed in sympathy.
My hand was drenched in my own juices, even though I knew that my
finger was but a pale shadow of my uncle's manhood.
Finally, after a seeming eternity of hot sweaty flesh slapping
together in ecstasy, I saw my uncle stiffen, plunging himself deep
into Maryann's pussy, and heard him grunt with pleasure. I knew that
he had shot his load deep into her, and wondered how it would feel to
be filled by such a tool as his. I quickly and quietly faded back
into the bushes, so as not to be caught.
* * *
Maryann's room had a connecting door with the one I slept in. That
night I went to the door and asked Maryann if she would mind talking
with me a bit. She readily agreed, and we were soon curled up on her
bed chatting away.
As talk among girls will do, we were soon discussing men. She told me
a great deal about the various men she had been with at one time or
another. I wistfully stated that I hadn't even been so close as to
see a cunny that had had a man. She replied that it looked no
different than any other cunny, so I challenged her to prove it.
Before she quite knew what was happening, I had my head under her
nightgown and was examining her pussy. "Well," I said, "it certainly
has a lot more hair than mine."
"Oh, pooh!", she exclaimed, "that just comes with time. Your's will
have as much hair as mine, soon enough."
"I think it might smell a bit different, as well", I stated. "I wonder
how it would taste?" With that, I reached out with my tongue and
gently licked her.
"You shouldn't do that", she stated, but she didn't draw away. In
fact, her legs moved further apart, as if to give me more room.
Soon I was laid out on my stomach, my head in her lap, giving all my
attention to her luscious hairy womanhood. It had a strong musky
taste, and seemed to respond warmly to my ministrations. Soon Maryann
was moving her hips and cooing with pleasure. I continued to lick her
private parts, savoring the strong, spicy taste, until suddenly she
arched her back and I felt a warm gush of liquid which I eagerly
lapped up.
"That was heavenly", she murmured, stroking my hair. "Tell me,
precious, what can I possibly do for you in return?"
"Well", I replied, "there is one small thing you could do. .
* * *
The next evening as we were finishing dinner, my uncle arose for his
evening walk in the garden. As soon as he was gone, I got up, stating
that I was quite full and did not care for dessert. I slipped out the
side door and worked my way around to the garden. The moon had not
risen yet, and it was quite dark.
I felt my way along the paths, and soon found the open area in the
center of the garden. I saw a red glow from the end of my uncle's
cigar, and sidled up to him warmly. He put his arms around me and
hugged me close to him, telling me softly of all the things he was
planning to do to me.
"Why, Maryann", he whispered, "you're awfully quiet tonight. Are you
sure you want to be here?"
I murmured quietly in his ear, and pressed my body against him,
rubbing my crotch against the bulge in his pants. He appeared
satisfied with that as an answer, and soon I felt his rough hands
under my skirt, stroking the cheeks of my ass. As Maryann had advised
me, I was not wearing any underwear, and soon his hands had found my
tender cunny. He seemed confused for a moment at the sparse hair on
my mound, so I decided to divert his attention. Holding my arms
firmly around his waist, I leaned back and drew him on top of me on
the ground.
I kissed him fervently, and soon whatever thoughts he had disappeared
as he rubbed himself against me. My hands frantically unzipped his
trousers, and soon I could feel his gigantic tool brushing against me.
I shivered at the thought of what was to come. My juices sprang forth
in anticipation, and soon I felt the head of his huge rod pressing
against my portal. He grunted with effort as he pressed himself into
me, filling me until I thought I would burst. "Oh", he murmured, "oh,
oh, Maryann, whatever you've been doing, I swear you're tighter than
ever!"
Then he began to move his hips, and my world was full with the feeling
of his giant root sliding in and out of me. It was all that I had
imagined, and more. He quickened his pace, and my cunny exploded with
fire and ice as I felt his member thrusting into me. I felt as if I
was a melon that was about to burst. I felt as if he was going to
split me in two. Such was the power of his massive rod shoving into
me.
It seemed to go on forever. I can feel to this day the glorious
feeling of his marvelous tool stretching my soft tissues and
penetrating deeper into me than any other man has ever done. My
entire world consisted of nothing but a giant cock thrusting against
yeilding flesh.
Finally, when it seemed that I could endure no more, I felt his
wonderful prick plunge deeper into me than ever before, as if he was
forcing it into me with all the power at his command. Then I felt a
marvelous sensation, exploding my cunt into shards of ecstasy, as his
giant tool began to pulse and throb, shooting hot jets of his cum deep
into me. On and on it went, filling every crevice of my body with his
sperm. I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him to me, glorying in
the feeling of his hot cum filling me.
I felt as if I was adrift in a sea of cum. Slowly he climbed off of
me. Regretfully I followed, climbing unsteadily to my feet. I kissed
him soundly, and watched as he drifted off back to the house. After a
bit, I followed and retired to my room, glorying in the warm feeling
radiating from my cunny, and the gentle tickle as his hot sperm
overflowed my pussy and trickled down my legs.
now with a cell phone, the storage and a PDA u can d some SETI number cruching anywhere u want!
oh, and another thing if u could develop a program that's like kazaa etc. and as soon as someone comes close to u and has something that's on ur dl list it would atomatically start transferring, or it would tell what's avilible where u are and u could choose...wouldn't that be sw33t?!
--tzan
Creative could have one-upped this if they had put Bluetooth in the Nomad Jukebox 3. More HDD space...longer battery life...now with Bluetooth for wireless headphones == a very Good Thing(tm).
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
Get 'em while they're hot.
MT93V - GXPJQ - W4HQ3 - DV2Q7 - 8G64Y
TQ4CV - XPJR3 - KPG3Q - HGH74 - BMYWT
VXKC4 - 2B3YF - W9MFK - QB3DB - 9Y7MB
F6PGG - 4YYDJ - 3FF3T - R328P - 3BXTG
WFX8X - J8FHX - RY234 - RBPPB - QZWBM
F2T26 - BMK6H - 69QX8 - FYV8D - TY4CM
RWRTK - 2RRQC - C4RHF - C7BQF - WP6TB
RM233 - 2PRQQ - FR4RH - JP89H - 46QYB
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pants ahoy
N. Papazoglou - N. Ksydakis - M. Lidakis - Glykeria / Manwli Rasouli - Ta Skorpia
Tracks on this CD
Pote Boudas, Pote Koudas
Otan Blepeis Kapoion Mono
Ydroxoos
Sfiga
Trabw Kapno, Fysw Kapno
Ax, Ellada S' Agapw
Tsifteteli Tou Diogeni
Sti Rwgmi Tou Xronou
Mia I Zwi, Dyo Oi Zwes
Mi Fobasai
Lemoni Stin Portokalia
Ena Ki Ena
I am into the copy and paste.
So what, sitting at a desktop computer w/Apache installed makes me a human web server also? Sweet!
Think of events such as the Olympics, where there are absolute choke holds on disseminating information outside of their contracts. Think back to the two recent Olympics, where they had teams of people scouring the net for the slightest trace of anything "unauthorized," such as amateur video clips, early reporting of scores, etc. This little bugger has the potential to run rings around that! Think of it - watching an Olympic event over the net in real time, not having to wait for NBC or whomever to run it when they feel like! WooHoo! The possibilities are endless!
And the girl's Google sensors feel you are nearby...
Here's a Sony camera with Internet connectivity
But first we'll need androids, town crier types, shouting out: #1 Sim City 10,000 #2 Photoshop 9 #3 ...
And a queue of people following behind.
That's about 2.8 million double-spaced typed pages.
Brings a whole new spin to the idea that someone could walk off with you computer
Just point at a vendor table and be able to see their website.
/. users have their Usernames and kharma ratings built in so you can see your friend/foe rating on line-of-site)
Even better, being able to point at a prospective new hire at a job fair and call up their resume.
(Not to mention having all
Tim
O'Grady has a pic of it. Nice and clean design I might add.
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http://www.powerpage.org/story.lasso?newsID=927
SE Lain is here.
It's just that Navi is now called Bluetooth.
Present Day, Present Time, hahahahahaha
Not this release of course but soon enough.
This is a hoax. There is no such thing as a "moving image." Such a thing would be as much an absurdity as a carriage which moves under its own power, or heavier-than-air flight, and is the stuff of science fiction.
Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
Is that 5GB of porn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)
But first we'll need androids, town crier types, shouting out: #1 Sim City 10,000 #2 Photoshop 9 #3 ... And a queue of people following behind.
And the mIRC users will need to be issued a large trout.
-CausticPuppy "Of all the people I know, you're certainly one of them." -Somebody I don't know
If you're going to broadcast music over a couple dozen feet, wouldn't it be more effective to just use speakers and turn up the volume?
The only use I'd see for the FM transmitter is to broadcast through your own car stereo.
If so, I want one ;>
I figured with better transfer rates, better range, and A LOT MORE equpiement, someone would have made something like this for WiFi. I'd buy one. Stick it in your briefcase while using your laptop on your desk, plenty cheap data storage. And why not? make it nice and cheap using a slow 20 giger and your set.
whatever
--sig fault--
I dont know, but most movies i have are at least 650MB.
At 650MB you get decent quality on a two and a half hour movie.
On a 5GB disk your gonna fit maybe 7-9 movies depending on their size.
With 8 movies @2.5 hours thats only 20 hours.
So I'm guessing Toshiba got to this by loading on lower quality, longer porn movies.
my internal math coprocessor must be bad.
Did I miss something or it has been easy to build a wireless ftp/http server for quite a long time? Bluetooth is slow and has a short range, while a laptop with a 802.11b network card can hold way more than 5 gigabytes, is way faster, and has an operating range very longer.
Now imagine if every kid on the block had a laptop with a wireless network card in their backpack, swapping clips taken from the "security" x10 wireless cameras around the neighborhood with a p2p application.
If someone were walking aroung with AR goggles on (see recent articles here and on k5) you could broadcast an enhanced version of your appearance to them. You could appear in their vision as any object you chose, even animated. This brings Flash to a whole new level!
"Shredded cabbage and mayo go good together." Cole's Law
are you guys sure this isnt just another iPod hack?
I want 2D games back.
Man, the CIA and FBI will hate that...
I know this was supposed to be a joke, but seriously - do you think the various Three-Letter Agencies aren't going to try and surveil all this data somehow?
Downmodding is the refuge of the weak. Don't downmod, make a better argument!
It would force them to get out. See the world around them. Maybe even .. socialize IRL with other people who share their interests. At the very least they wouldn't be sitting at home, snarfing Doritos and guzzling Mountain Dew.
There is already a bt ear bud/mic for cell phones, just make it stereo and your all set. Which won't be too far off as you say, just need the $$$ to come down. But a real question for those that know about bluetooth, do all these devices actually work together, if I have say a bt harddrive and bt ear piece, how do I get the mp3 from the HD to my ear...OK lets make it reasonable and say I have another device for controling and display, a fancy watch or PDA with bt. Will all these devices automatically talk and work with each other? I assume they can talk, in my example they all use bluetooth.
an analogy: with wired eithernet and tcp/ip, a linux box doesn't automatically work with a windows box. BUT I can install samba on the linux box and they will work together. Bad comparison I know, but the point is. With these blue tooth devices, with the exception of the PDA, I can't just install software to make them work together. The BT ear bud/mic for cell phones I have seen requires its transmitter that plugs into the phone, its included but can my built in BT in my mp3 player send to the phone earbud?
LinuxWorx
Spelling errors are intentional as are gramatical error
...about yet another source of radiation hanging around my balls. Presumably the radiation output varies with bandwidth usage, and I dont want some leech roasting my love spuds. That's one Denial Of Service we can all do without.
My old dodgy Nokia 3210 is quite enough, thankyouverymuch.
Ali
"Windows and Linux can co-exist on the same machine." - Microsoft Corporation.
Now we can slashdot real people !!!
That, of course, will be illegal in the UK without a license.
www.radio.gov.uk