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EULAs More Difficult to Read than Tax Forms

krugdm writes: "Mark Hochhauser has an article over at CNet where he talks about the readability of the legalese used in EULAs and what motivates people to just 'Click to Accept' without reading a word of the agreement. He actually did a readability study where he determined that most EULAs are more difficult to read than a 1040."

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  1. 1040 by miracle69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't the new wording on the 1040 as follows?

    1: How much did you make last year? _____

    Instructions: Send amount listed on line 1 to IRS.

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    1. Re:1040 by Sanity · · Score: 2
      How about:
      1: Are you a large corporation? ____
      If no:
      Please send all your earnings to IRS
      If yes:
      Gosh, sorry sir, didn't mean to disturb you,
      please carry on as you were
  2. ::blink:: by AstynaxX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, this is going to be said a -lot-, but hasn't this topic popped up before around here? [On another note, does it -really- surprise anyone? After all, there is -far- less motivation for the average software company to make EULAs readable than there is for the IRS to make its tax forms readable]

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    1. Re:::blink:: by Mr_Perl · · Score: 2

      Yea, I'm positive that this has been posted before. Can't find it in the archives though.

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    2. Re:::blink:: by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "After all, there is -far- less motivation for the average software company to make EULAs readable than there is for the IRS to make its tax forms readable."

      Not true. Incomprehensibility of the forms is no excuse for not paying your taxes, but incomprehensible contracts are in severe danger of being ruled unenforceable.

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    3. Re:::blink:: by AstynaxX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, but you miss the issue. The IRS makes more money if most folks understand their forms. Then, those poor saps who didn't have no one to support them when they get reamed. [See the not too far past 'tax law reforms' that led to the 'kinder, gentler' IRS for what occurs when just about -everyone- says they can't fathom the forms]

      Software houses, however, -want- people to glaze over and just click yes, because then they can screw them badly [as long as their lawyers are decent, they can defend the 'comprehensibility' aspect far more easily than a user can defend not bothering to even try]

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    4. Re:::blink:: by ShadeEagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The older post links to a different article.

      Same general idea, though.

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/04/18/1249 20 7&mode=nested

    5. Re:::blink:: by markmoss · · Score: 2

      [as long as their lawyers are decent, they can defend the 'comprehensibility' aspect far more easily than a user can defend not bothering to even try]

      I wonder about that. Actual court decisions on EULA's have been pretty rare so far, and far from one-sided except when the infringer was pretty clearly infringing more than just the EULA.

      The real question is, what does it take to get your defense against a claimed EULA infringement (breach of contract would be the actual allegation, I suppose) in front of a jury. Once the jury gets the idea that the software vendor used 3,000 words to say that you don't actually own the software you paid for, I don't have much doubt as to the verdict.

    6. Re:::blink:: by 56ker · · Score: 2

      There was that court case against (Symantec?) where the State of New York ruled that they couldn't use the EULA to make sure they got good reviews - and they had to pay a fine for each illegal EULA they had.

    7. Re:::blink:: by cyberformer · · Score: 2
      The IRS isn't necessarilly run entirely to bring in money for the government. It's also there to benefit lawyers (as are a lot of laws) and acoountants. They actively lobby to make these things more complicated, so that people will have to pay them rather than do it themselves.


      Even the software industry is now getting in the act. Quicken, for example, argues that simplifying the tax code will be an unfair attack on its business of selling programs that calculate your tax for you.

    8. Re:::blink:: by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      I'll get together with one of my friends. I will write a nice little program that prints out "Hello World" in 20 different languages. Very nifty, no? Now, I will sell it to my friend for $1 and have him click 'Yes' on the EULA I provide. Said EULA says that the person who agrees to it must hand over all their personal posessions to me. He, obviously, refuses. Then we go to court and after he wins, we set some small precedence that EULAs aren't worth the phosphors they're displayed on. After that, we do it all over again with a EULA that, while still over the top, is not quite as extreme. Rinse, lather, repeat. Eventually we'll start getting to EULAs that resemble the ones actually in use today but it'll be only slightly different from the previous case and there'll be this huge log of cases ruling in the user's favor.

      It goes without saying that in this scenario, my friend and I can afford lots of lawyer time and have nothing better to do.

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    9. Re:::blink:: by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      "They actively lobby to make these things more complicated, so that people will have to pay them rather than do it themselves."

      It's Congress that creates the insanely complex tax code. Considering what they have to work with the IRS does a remarkably good job of making the forms and instructions comprehensible.

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    10. Re:::blink:: by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      "The IRS makes more money if most folks understand their forms."

      Nope. The IRS gets as much money as Congress appropriates for it, regardless of how much it collects in taxes. Voters who can't figure out the forms complain to their congressmen, who threaten cut the agency's budget.

      "Software houses, however, -want- people to glaze over and just click yes, because then they can screw them badly [as long as their lawyers are decent, they can defend the 'comprehensibility' aspect far more easily than a user can defend not bothering to even try."

      I think they just haven't given it any thought, since there is very little case law in the area as yet. Someday one of them is going to lose a big class-action suit, and then they will all scramble.

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    11. Re:::blink:: by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      It's Congress that creates the insanely complex tax code.

      And most congresscritters are lawyers. Your point?

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  3. There is nothing new there... by tempestdata · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Most people already know (atleast I do) that the EULAs are unreadable essays of legaleese BS. I've never yet finished reading an entire EULA.


    What they want you to know, they flood you with thought, TV ads, radio ads, banner ads, and big popup windows... what the DONT want you to know they hide inside the shell of legal Jargon that makes up the License Agreement.

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    1. Re:There is nothing new there... by tchuladdiass · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, I've got a solution for EULAs. I go ahead and click Accept, then I fire off an email to the support line along the lines of "By receiving this email, you accept my modifications to your EULA as follows...", and follow it with my own terms. I follow it up with "By not re-writing your EULA, you affirm that the above exceptions are valid".

      Should be about as valid as their license...

    2. Re:There is nothing new there... by Cardhore · · Score: 2

      ROFL

    3. Re:There is nothing new there... by Aus-Rust · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL but i wonder about this
      if you buy a piece of software
      there is no contract except the normal agreement of sale
      there is no rider to the contract of sale to say that you cannot use this piece of software until you have agreed to further ( unspecified ) terms
      so then you open the package rendering the software unreturnable ( part of the contract of sale )
      you are then presented with a further contract saying " we have your money now but will now limit the way you can use what you have bought or even not allow you to use it in the manner in which you thought you could -
      agree to this or we will prevent you from using that which you have paid for "
      okay i know someone will say but you buy a car and then are not allowed to drive it as you would necessarily like to ( e.g. , 100mph ) but these are rules of which you were aware before you bought the car
      i guess what i am saying is that for my understanding the EULA would have to be incorporated into the contract of sale for it to be enforceable
      but then again i could be totally wrong !

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    4. Re:There is nothing new there... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2, Funny
      I saw one that said "By breaking this seal, your are accepting the liscense inclosed in this package" So you had to cut the sticker and accept the agreement that you couldn't read, because it was inside the package.

      I kept the seal intact and cut the side of the box, I wonder if that keeps me safe?

  4. Deja vu all over again. . . by Betelgeuse · · Score: 3, Redundant
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    1. Re:Deja vu all over again. . . by bl1st3r · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only if I get extra points for being the first one to point out that your's links to the wrong article... ;)

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    2. Re:Deja vu all over again. . . by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Stories sometimes touch on each other. That's not the same as 'linking to the same story.'

      Besides, I wouldn't complain about it. If EULAs are being abused (ie MS preventing XP users from using VNC unless the VNC client is running on XP also...) and attention is constantly drawn to it, then something will be done about them.

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    3. Re:Deja vu all over again. . . by kubrick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, Slashdot. Where even the Redundant is Offtopic. :)

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  5. Why unreadable by SeanAhern · · Score: 2

    Makes you wonder why the IRS makes its forms generally unreadable...

    Then again, it's probably because the tax code is so complicated.

    1. Re:Why unreadable by markmoss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are three separate issues in tax forms. One is that most of the public school teachers teaching math don't really understand it, so most Americans are pretty much innumerate. If your mind freezes up every time you see more than three addition or subtraction operations, there isn't much chance of you understanding any tax form no matter how simple.

      Second, if you are numerate, the IRS forms are generally as clear as they can make it while following the laws that a bunch of damned lawyers in Congress wrote. But those laws are generally written to obscure the point rather than to clarify it -- your congressman doesn't want to make it too clear that he designed a particular deduction so that only one corporation in the whole US can use it...

      Third, there are a lot of people who do understand the intent of the forms and tax laws, but want to know how much cheating they can get away with. The exact limits of things like legitimate business travel expenses are hard to define, but many people are way over any reasonable line. You know -- fly to Hawaii, have a five minute business discussion, stay a week, deduct it all as business expenses. If your question is, can I get busted for that -- I sure hope so!

    2. Re:Why unreadable by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      I think another issue is the form designers are boring accountants, not programmers. A lot of times the procedure to compute your taxes isn't that hard, but they always present it in a linear column format, and they always use "line numbers" for values, which removes any meaning. You quickly get lost trying to juggle all of the meaningless numbers.

      It's like writing an algorithm in binary machine code instead of a readable language. If they would just structure the form like a flowchart or indented program, and use real variable names instead of line numbers, it would all be much easier for everyone to understand.

    3. Re:Why unreadable by markmoss · · Score: 2

      If they would just structure the form like a flowchart or indented program, and use real variable names instead of line numbers, it would all be much easier for everyone to understand.
      I disagree. You need to get out and deal with non-programmers more...

    4. Re:Why unreadable by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      I disagree. You need to get out and deal with non-programmers more...

      I guess you're right. Ordinary people thrive on long meaningless columns of numbers with cryptic numerical cross references and instruction steps that lack any context. Programmers are the only people who can't handle such a wonderful system. I'm sorry I suggested any changes.

    5. Re:Why unreadable by markmoss · · Score: 2

      My point was, most people can't comprehend flowcharts either.

  6. The real problem... by bluprint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy really misses the point. I don't have a problem with this theory if they're writing for other lawyers. But if they're writing for kids online, it makes no sense to have a 3,000-word policy written at a college-reading level.

    The reality is, this stuff is written for other lawyers. Why? Because when there is a disagreement, lawyers and judges (higher up lawyers) will be making arguments/decisions pertaining to the confilict.

    A EULA that says "Do you promise not to give this game to all your friends?" just won't do.

    It's not the lawyers fault as much as it's the fault of, as the interviewer put it, the "litigious culture".

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    1. Re:The real problem... by Jonathan_S · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A EULA that says "Do you promise not to give this game to all your friends?" just won't do."

      Of course it won't. Then if you gave the game to N-1 of your friends you would have followed the EULA. "But your honor, the EULA said not to give the game to all my friends; I didn't give it to my friend Alice, just Bob and Carol"

      of course Alice intercepted it but thats a different subject.

    2. Re:The real problem... by inerte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Doesn't prevent from having two versions. One that resumes the EULA, that explains in plain english what 3000 words mean.

    3. Re:The real problem... by Arandir · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not the lawyers fault as much as it's the fault of, as the interviewer put it, the "litigious culture".

      No, I think it's the lawyers. There is a litgious culture, but that's the result of the lawyers. I read a book once called "What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Law School", or something like that. It's basic premise was that lawyers are trained from day one to look for problems, but they are never taught how to look for solutions. So we have ended up with a legal culture that is geared to search for problems, but with no idea how to solve them except to sue.

      Yesterday Sybase submitted a license for approval to the OSI. It was essentially the Apple APSL, with an additional clause requiring distributions to use click-wrap or use-wrap to indicate a manifestation of assent. (use-wrap: "by using this software, which you already have the legal right to use, you agree to...") Such a clause is completely unnecessary for Open Source Software, and I hope it doesn't get approved. I can envision only two rationales for this clause: 1) Sybase is petty, and doesn't want people using their free-beer software unless they bow before the all holy legal department; or 2) they think the clause is necessary simply because every other proprietary company has it.

      Their stated rationale for the clause was that the Sprecht versus Netscape decision disallowed binding contractual obligations unless the recipient of the aforementioned unilateral imposition of terms was assented to by the user. Duh! Sybase just doesn't get it.

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    4. Re:The real problem... by markmoss · · Score: 2

      The reality is, this stuff is written for other lawyers. Why? Because when there is a disagreement, lawyers and judges (higher up lawyers) will be making arguments/decisions pertaining to the confilict.

      But it's supposed to be a contract that the user accepts by clicking the "OK". Making a contract requires an exchange of considerations and a "meeting of minds" about the terms. If the terms are unintelligible to the user, it should be void. Or it should very clearly say, "if you don't understand this, you should get a lawyer to review it before going on, since by clicking "OK" you are signing a legal contract."

      Worse, with some of these EULA's, I don't think my lawyer could understand it, I don't think the local district court judge would even try to understand it, I'm sure there's at least one Justice of the Supreme Court that cannot understand it, and I seriously doubt the lawyer who wrote it understands it!

    5. Re:The real problem... by discstickers · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if you had 0 friends? Would that throw an ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException?

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    6. Re:The real problem... by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Naw, it's the fault of the lawyers for insisting that contracts must be entered into before you can use the software your previously paid for. If we don't stop this trend now, pretty soon you'll have click-wrap Coca-Cola with a flip-top tab that says "By drinking this soda you agree never to buy Pepsi again."

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    7. Re:The real problem... by Aus-Rust · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no , I think it would be more like there being an EULA inside the lid of a bottle of Jack Daniels saying that it can ONLY be mixed with coke and it is against their agreement , and will not be drinkable if mixed with Pepsi or any any cheaper or home made ( e.g. a publicly available and developed recipe ) form of cola

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    8. Re:The real problem... by gnovos · · Score: 2

      A EULA that says "Do you promise not to give this game to all your friends?" just won't do.

      Any why not? Oh yeah, becuase our legal system is so dirtorted that it no longer takes the spirit of laws into account, only the letter, so such a EULA would be easily loop-holed around by not "giving" but "perpetually lending" the game to your friend.

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    9. Re:The real problem... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Yesterday Sybase submitted a license for approval to the OSI. It was essentially the Apple APSL, with an additional clause requiring distributions to use click-wrap or use-wrap to indicate a manifestation of assent. (use-wrap: "by using this software, which you already have the legal right to use, you agree to...") Such a clause is completely unnecessary for Open Source Software, and I hope it doesn't get approved. I can envision only two rationales for this clause: 1) Sybase is petty, and doesn't want people using their free-beer software unless they bow before the all holy legal department; or 2) they think the clause is necessary simply because every other proprietary company has it.

      There is the 2a possibility. Which is that all EULA's have "evolved" from an original one. Without anyone ever bothering to read the current versions in context, in order to see if they make sense. Probably they also contain a large number of "junk clauses".

    10. Re:The real problem... by mpe · · Score: 2

      A verbal agreement and handshake just don't qualify as an agreement anymore, now you have to have very (legally) specific contracts to be sure and cover your ass. Otherwise, the joker you are shaking hands with might try to screw you later.

      A "verbal contract" is perfectly legally binding. However in order to have a court enforce a contract then the court has to be able to know what the contract is/was. One person's word against another is not much help here. You'd need something like a third party witness or a recording.

  7. No surprise... by Deagol · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The directions for a bottle of shampoo or a box of Hamburger Helper are more complex than a 1040! I mean really, is this all that surprising? Most tax forms seem pretty straight-forward to me.

    Now, if the tax code (the laws themselves) were easier to understand than a standard EULA, then this would be news. :)

    1. Re:No surprise... by Bouncings · · Score: 2
      The difference is that even if it says on the back of a PertPlus bottle "We own your car" the company can't just call a tow truck and arrange a delivery time.


      Some silly people think that the EULA should be a legally binding document. It rarely is, but tell that to the software industry. A contact is something you sign using ink and a pen, and date. Clicking "I Agree" is not a legally binding contract that's ever been upheld by the courts.

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    2. Re:No surprise... by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but verbal contracts are legally binding in most states. And clicking "I Agree" might be construed as more reflective than saying "Oh, yeah, sure, you got it"...
      I hate EULAs as much as anyone here, but unfortunately I'm not quite sure they're illegal.

    3. Re:No surprise... by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 4, Funny

      The directions for a bottle of shampoo...are more complex than a 1040!

      ``Lather. Rinse. Repeat.'' Are you sure you've got the right bottle?

      b&

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    4. Re:No surprise... by peddrenth · · Score: 2, Funny

      The directions for a bottle of shampoo...

      Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

      Which is why C programmers spend so long in the shower, trying to resolve this infinite loop.

    5. Re:No surprise... by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2

      ``Lather. Rinse. Repeat.''

      Sounds very similar to the tax forms over here too...

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  8. A solution to the problem by The_Shadows · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't even bother with the EULAs. Get a young person ( < 18 ) to install all your software for you. You don't agree to the EULA, and they can't be legally bound. Everybody wins!

    The_Shadows[LTH], out.

    1. Re:A solution to the problem by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if I get my cat to click the Agree button? Although he doesn't seem to interested in the mouse ;-)

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    2. Re:A solution to the problem by Cardhore · · Score: 2

      My artificial intellinge program (macro that clicks "next") agrees to all the software licenses I install.

    3. Re:A solution to the problem by aufait · · Score: 2
      If you have a minor do it, then you get busted as if you agreed to the EULA, AND for contributing to a minor's criminal behavior

      Where did you get this idea? It is perfectly legal for a minor to sign a contract. The problem is that the other party can not enforce the contract. The minor can renege on his contractual obligations and the other party has no legal recourse.

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  9. Let's see.. by banuaba · · Score: 2

    The 1040 in question was the 1040 EZ, which you can see here: http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/NABR/1040EZx2.gif. This form has 17 fields to fill out (not counting name and address and a couple other gimmies). An EULA tries to cover the gamut of legal possibilities. This little analysis is ignorant. An EULA is always going to be somewhat complex. The key to a usable EULA (which the issuer doesn't want, btw) is using layman's terms.

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    1. Re:Let's see.. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      I suppose that other software companies looked at Borland's overall success history in the marketplace, and they decided that straightforward EULAs must not be a key factor for success.

      (Hmm... Maybe that also explains why most companies don't switch to a stupid name and then back either...)

    2. Re:Let's see.. by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Ah, but you forget - they went to an even tougher EULA and become almost completely irrelevant. The issues happened after they changed, not before.

  10. There's a good reason for that... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The IRS wants you to understand the 1040 and to fill it out correctly. Most companies don't want or don't expect you to read the EULA, and it'll stay like that as long as we let them get away with writing outrageous EULAs which carry the force of law and require all sorts of insane concessions on the part of the user.

  11. Scrolling EULA by DaoudaW · · Score: 2

    I remember once installing a program with a EULA that scrolled at a set speed. It's probably the only EULA that I've read in its entirety, but it was dead boring. I almost just decided to hit cancel and be not install.

    But its not just EULAs, I don't think most people read many of the contracts they sign.

  12. From the article ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It seems ad-supported software preys on people's urge to try to get something for nothing. Do these adware companies appeal to our lowest urges?
    Yes. Anything that says "free," people want. But eventually people will realize there's not really such thing as "free" software. It comes with a price--in this case the annoyance of advertising, or possibly privacy violations.

    Emphasis mine ...

    What's this guys address so I can send him a distro of Linux?

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    1. Re:From the article ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
      Linux has a 'hidden cost' a higher learning curve that other OSes.

      I disagree with that assertion ... for general USE of Linux compared to Windows. In fact, my wife (NON-Technical in every aspect), actually liked Linux (Mandrake 8.2) more than Windows 2K ... she said that it's more intuitive.

      However, I would agree only partially about installing new packages under it, versus Windows. Windows seems a bit easier. (Though the Drake utils makes it pretty easy.)

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    2. Re:From the article ... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      I'd say installation of the OS and installation of new software are the two places where Windows still has Linux beat. I've done tons of installs of both. And If your hardware is all good, they both go super smooth, the advantage with Windows is that more hardware is good for Windows, I know this isn't the fault of linux developers in most cases, but of hardware manufacturers who won't release specs or drivers.
      But the application installations REALLY need some work. It would be nice if someone released a standardized installer creator, something like Wise for Windows. That way most installations would be the same. Would make life a lot easier.

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    3. Re:From the article ... by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      I'm a big fan of APT on Debian.

      I hear that there's at least one apt rpm-wrapper for rpm-based distros.

    4. Re:From the article ... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      What's this guys address so I can send him a distro of Linux?

      Make sure you send him the source along with the binary, or you can go to jail, and then you'll have a whole new definition of "free".

    5. Re:From the article ... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      I'd say installation of the OS and installation of new software are the two places where Windows still has Linux beat.

      I'd say that that wasn't relevant because most users don't install either. They use what comes with their computer.

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    6. Re:From the article ... by mpe · · Score: 2

      I'd say installation of the OS and installation of new software are the two places where Windows still has Linux beat.

      Which have nothing to do with users in the first place.

      But the application installations REALLY need some work. It would be nice if someone released a standardized installer creator, something like Wise for Windows.

      Actually its really WIndows which needs some serious work doing on installers. Where is the Windows installer which dosn't need any physicall access to the machine? How about an installer which can copy an application to a shared area, then generate appropriate .BAT and .REG files to be run through a login script? (It is even possible to write Windows applications which don't need anything putting on workstations.)

    7. Re:From the article ... by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 2

      It seems ad-supported software preys on people's urge to try to get something for nothing. Do these adware companies appeal to our lowest urges?

      Yes. Anything that says "free," people want. But eventually people will realize there's not really such thing as "free" software. It comes with a price--in this case the annoyance of advertising, or possibly privacy violations.

      What's this guys address so I can send him a distro of Linux?

      Linux, and any other truly free software, do have a hidden cost--but it's not the one cited by another poster. No, the cost is a subtle one, not noticed by most; it is the "cost" of charity. Let me explain.

      The GPL as charity: I really like the GPL, because those who choose to distribute their software under its terms are choosing to give their work freely to others without thought or requirement of recompense. That is true charity (in the religious sense). Choosing to use the GPL or similar free software license rather than dumping your code or whatever in the public domain is a choice that says "I want this to be used by others to learn from, to build on, to pass on to others; I don't want you to take what I have given freely and make it into a secret passed on only a select few with money or influence."

      Moving on to the next part of this explanation: choosing to pay for valuable goods, be it food or software, is a morally neutral transaction. You got something of value to you, the seller got something of value to him, no obligations remain. Accepting something charitably given (that is, freely given with no intent of recompense), places a subtle burden upon the conscience or soul of the receiver. He who always accepts freely what is given freely, but never gives freely in turn, is rightly regarded as miserly, niggardly, or mean. (Or in the more modern terms of the Internet age, "leech", "parasite", "hog".) If your miserliness is private, if no one knows how much you take and never give back, only you know what you are--but you are still what you choose to become. Believe me, it will affect you in both the short and long run, even if you think you see no real effects.

      Finally, he who accepts freely what is given freely, but also gives freely to others of what he has to give, be it time or talent, is rightly known as generous, compassionate, kind, helpful and so on. Again, if what you do is known only to you, you still know what you are--and it will affect you.

      That, my friends, is the subtle cost of accepting charity--the moral obligation to be charitable yourself. Personally, it's a cost I'll gladly to pay.

      Addendum: I think this is why most people are so greatly offended by hidden scumware in what appears to be freeware: misunderstanding over the nature of the transaction. People downloading "free beer" software tend to naively assume that it is freely, charitably given, a debt to be repaid (or not) according to their own moral code--and are rudely surprised to find out that the supposed giver is a merchant who thought he was selling a valued good, and is now trying to extract his pound of flesh in repayment. It is one thing to knowingly engage in a commercial transaction; it is another to find out that supposed "charity" is the devil trying to collect his due.

      Most people don't want that kind of "gift"!

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    8. Re:From the article ... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Which have nothing to do with users in the first place.

      Since when do users not install software??

      Actually its really WIndows which needs some serious work doing on installers. Where is the Windows installer which dosn't need any physicall access to the machine? How about an installer which can copy an application to a shared area, then generate appropriate .BAT and .REG files to be run through a login script? (It is even possible to write Windows applications which don't need anything putting on workstations.)

      We aren't talking about mass corporate installs by trained professionals here. We're talking about Joe Average who just bought the latest version of ye Olde Checkbook Balancer and wants to pop the CD in and just hit next a couple of times and be done with it. And he wants an icon created in a consistent location by the installer so that he always knows where to go to run his software. Linux just doesn't do that. The installation procedure for even semi-commercial and some commercial software is a HUGE pain in the ass compared to just popping in a CD and hitting next. And don't start off on a rant about how you want the flexbility of this or that or whatever. It's possible to have both. Just have a Linux distro that installs in "Novice" mode by default where it does everything for you in a nice consistant manner. If you want to choose to switch to Advanced mode it's no problem, you would just go to the control panel and switch to Advanced, which would give you all of the flexibility you were used to.

      Kintanon

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  13. Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by RobinH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does clicking "OK" to an EULA actually mean anything legally? I can't see how it can be binding, because there's no record of a signature (not even a digital one). There's no recorded date, or identity of who clicked the mouse.

    ... and if it's not legally binding, then why should I bother to read it?

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    1. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People can understand that.

      I envision a time where legalisms will be so complicated and pervasive that we will spend half our time working to pay lawyers(1).

      I also envision a time where people become so sick of the gross abuse of the legal system that a new standard applies: any law or contract not held to be understandable by the generally educated person will not be enforceable.

      Yes, this will have some serious consequences -- many highly abstract and detailed social and economic structures which rely on highly detailed and abstract legalese will no longer work. The good news is that these will be replaced by simpler, less complicated social and economic structures. As as society we will be more efficient because we won't need to keep searching for ever-more-complicated structures to achieve efficiencies to account for the drag of the legal dead weight we carry.

      (1) The reason we will only work half the time for lawyers is that the other half of our time will be spent working for health care. The purpose of the lawyers being to get the health care we've worked for to actually mean something.

    2. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I can't see how it can be binding, because there's no record of a signature (not even a digital one). There's no recorded date, or identity of who clicked the mouse.

      IANAL, but assuming the software vendor can prove the software cannot be installed without clicking the mouse, I doubt that the date matters. So do you think you can convince the court that some unauthorized person snuck in and installed the software, and you were too dumb to wonder how it got there?

      You've got a much better case arguing that the EULA is unintellible to layman (and unclear to lawyers also), that it does not make it clear that it _is_ a legal contract and you ought to get a lawyer to review it and that you have the right to refuse the contract and get a full refund if you don't like it, that requiring a lawyer just to buy game software is unreasonable, and that the EULA terms violate several clauses of the UCC as implemented in your state. If you can get a judge that isn't in corporate pockets...

    3. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      Does clicking "OK" to an EULA actually mean anything legally?

      No, perhaps not, but consider this: if you don't consider it binding, you have a cdrom and packaging, but no right to copy the data thereon. Purchasing the product entitled you to the former, but the EULA entitles you to the latter. If you use the product, you're asserting that you are willing to consider the EULA binding, or that you're a criminal: copyrighted material from the disc will be copied on your computer.

      The gamble is that EULA's will be ruled enforceable because of the impossibility of ruling that all the computer users who use copyrighted software are infringing on copyright.

    4. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by bnenning · · Score: 4, Informative
      No, perhaps not, but consider this: if you don't consider it binding, you have a cdrom and packaging, but no right to copy the data thereon.


      I don't know how this meme got started, but it's entirely false. See 17 USC 117; it is not a violation of copyright to make a copy of software if doing so is an "essential step" in using it.

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    5. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      You're correct, thank you for pointing that out.

      Please take into consideration the following: The DMCA outlaws the trafficking of circumvention devices, though you are allowed to circumvent copy-protection if it's the only way to use the product in the way you're entitled to. If you must circumvent copy protection, and you don't know how to write the tool, you must break the law by engaging a trafficker. You're still screwed.

    6. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • I don't know how this meme got started, but it's entirely false. See 17 USC 117 [cornell.edu]; it is not a violation of copyright to make a copy of software if doing so is an "essential step" in using it.

      IANAL, but, there is this case law that seems to indicate that copying software into RAM is violating its copyright.

      I think this is not in agreement with the US Code you cite above, but it is the current case law. I do think it's completely nuts.

    7. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by bnenning · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, that's a really screwy ruling. Peak was sued because they "copied" (to RAM) MAI's software in the process of servicing computers owned by third parties, and since they were not the "owners" of the copy of MAI software they got no protection from 17 USC 117. While this is clearly insane, it doesn't look like it affects the rights of a normal user who buys and installs commercial software, since he is an "owner of a copy". Even so, I can't believe this ruling was allowed to stand; it would appear to make a criminal out of any consultant who turns on a client's computer.

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    8. Re:Question for any (pseudo)lawyers out there... by swb · · Score: 2

      1. Precise and unambiguous are not incompatible with clear and understandable.

      Comparing the specialized instructions necessary to make a complicated machine produce specific results with the language necessary for humans to communicate is a false analogy.

      It would take a team of Ph.ds millions of lines of code and decades of discussion to produce a machine that could replicate a two sentence exchange between three-year olds.

      2. I'm reasonable and educated, yet I have a difficult time understanding my mortgage contracts. Does that mean I don't have to follow them?

      That is the point I'm trying to make -- I understand the basic idea, I pay my mortgage every month or they take my house away from me. Why does it "require" them to have sixty pages over multiple contracts to express that simple idea?

  14. EULAs... for web sites... by sotweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. and it's getting worse. I recently logged onto the American Airlines site. They asked me to agree to a usage agreement which, in printed form, is 5 pages long...of pretty small type.

    A lot of it has to do with what use I'm permitted to make of the site.. like not using "mileage aggregation services" and the like. But life is too short, and I've just abandoned my use of the site. But I hope this isn't a sign of worse to come.

  15. Not 1040 by Dudio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, the article says "the Internal Revenue Service's 1040 EZ form was simpler to read"

    The 1040 EZ isn't exactly college-level reading material. It's one fscking page for Chrissake!

  16. Someone doesn't live in MA by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Harder than a 1040, yeah, but nothing like Massachusetts state tax forms. Last year, when I took some capital gains losses, it required a worksheet that had (I am not making this up!) Steps A-Z, AA-ZZ, AAA, ZZZ and AAAA-OOOO. Around R, I realized that it was a recursive algorithm to offset losses against gains, solved it as best I could and hoped for the best.

    Anyhoo, back to the article --- I think the key to EULAs is, as Hochhauser said, trust. Of course no one reads those things. You assume that it's something along the lines of, "Don't install on more than one machine at a time. If something goes wrong, don't expect anything from us." and normally that's what you get.

    When Kazaa or other companies violate that trust, word gets around and the market enforces it eventually. People here have to realize that however much they obsess over licenses and privacy, most users including sophisticated users think current practices are perfectly adequate.

    What I get a kick out of with these Kazaa/Gator stories is how everyone suddenly forgets to pretend they're full-time Linux users... ;-)

    1. Re:Someone doesn't live in MA by Indras · · Score: 2

      What I get a kick out of with these Kazaa/Gator stories is how everyone suddenly forgets to pretend they're full-time Linux users... ;-)

      Actually, I think full-time linux users are rather uncommon, even in the slashdot crowd. Most people that go to work and use computers are faced with some incarna^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hversion of Windows. At home? We probably run a Linux/BSD box, a Windows box, and maybe even an OS X box, to get a nice variety (nobody but a geek would be proud that they have a computer for any program run in any language made for any operating system). The smarter ones run Windows in a virtual machine in Linux. Those who can't afford more than one machine, or need Windows to game, multi-boot between linux, win98, bsd, win2k, or maybe even (shudder) winxp.

      You also have to remember there are millions of readers on slashdot everyday. The "full-time Linux users" out there probably don't care to post on the stories about spyware in Windows. However, those that use KaZaA Lite at work (not naming names... I wouldn't want anyone at my company to get fired for it, especially not ME), are interested in the "Kazaa/Gator" stories, and will post on them.

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  17. How are these legal? by redtoade · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When is someone going to take these things before a Judge? There is no way that pressing a button, or tearing shrink wrap can hold the same legal standing as a signature before witnesses.

    There is absolutely no way to prove who pressed the button is there? So how could this possibly be a legal "agreement?"

    1. Re:How are these legal? by aufait · · Score: 2
      When is someone going to take these things before a Judge?

      It has already been before a judge. ProCD vs Zeidenberg The judge held that the EULA was a legally binding contracts. There have been other cases, e.g. Step-Saver, which held that they were not enforceable; but these had other factors, e.g. the software was bought with a P.O. with some standard legalese on it. The judge ruled that the P.O. was the binding contract.

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  18. This is gonna get /.'d quick but... by Britissippi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Check out the handy dandy Eula Generator.

    Fun for all the family!

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  19. 1040EZ by docbrown42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the 1040EZ. The regular 1040 form is now: 1: How much did you make last year? _____ Instructions: Send twice the amount listed on line 1 to IRS.

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  20. I wonder how hard it'd be... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    ... to make a piece of software, like a music sharing network, for example with a EULA that states 'anybody who works the RIAA must pay a mandatory license fee of 1,000,000,000,000,000 US dollars (or pesos) for starting this software.'

    I think if the RIAA were to target the legality of EULA's, it might draw their attention away from trying to take away our fair use rights.

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    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:I wonder how hard it'd be... by realdpk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heck, just make it $50. That'd be small enough not to get it thrown out of court immediately as unreasonable. Then EULAs can really be tested.

    2. Re:I wonder how hard it'd be... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      They'd probably just pay it. :/

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  21. SOLUTION: Require EULAs to have CLEAR Summaries by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    I'm sure there are a couple of good lawyers/law students who could draft legislation detailing the requirements of a clear summary.

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  22. Well of course they are... by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when you create an industry out of nothing, you need to justify its existence, right?

    Think of it. Everything around us is an illusion. We don't need EULAs, we don't need tax forms, we don't need so many of the inventions around us, we don't need insurance, we don't even really need currency, if you think about it. When people talk about the costs of such and such, how much does it really cost? How much does it really HAVE to cost?

    The world's been spinning for untold millions of years, and it's been doing it thus far without EULAs (et al). If everyone around the world had a collective moment of brain synergy, we could do away with so many things that a small, elite few would like us to think we need because in so needing it we must also need IP laws, lawyers to write them up, politicians to pass them, etc. And in order to keep needing them, we need to make them more complicated, so that as they evolve there is always new stuff to have to learn about them, and more and more reason to justify the expense of these maintainers of unnecessary pyramids.

    Think of it this way. Up here in Canada, we cannot simplify our tax laws, despite the fact that nobody sane likes our tax forms. If we simplified them, we would horrendously cripple our tax industry and infrastructure, which bobs along based ENTIRELY UPON the fact that the tax laws are complicated, and as such necessitates the cost of accountants and tax lawyers and politicians etc. We have an entire industry that supports these people, and it would collapse if we had a central computer take care of it all for us, which is entirely within the realm of comprehension. As a result, there's this nebulous morphing tax industry which everyone BELIEVES is necessary. You Americans, with your massively entrenched legal system, are feeling the same phenomenon from a different standpoint.

    The world is bloat. Sorry if that sounds a little nihilistic.

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  23. Re:They may be... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny you would mention this. I brought this issue to the attention of our legal dept and some of our core IT people who contacted Microsoft, and here's the response we got from the evil empire...

    "Yes- Windows XP EULA does not prohibit end users from using third-party remote access applications. We are working on evaluating the Product Use rights to determine if further clarification on this issue is necessary on this issue. Our goal is to enable a customer to conduct a single interactive user session at a time from a remote device, whether the customer chooses to use the Microsoft Remote Desktop, Remote Access and NetMeeting technologies or third party remote access software."

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  24. I should be paid to read EULAs! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If companies had to pay me to read their EULA, I guarantee they would shorten it up and make it readable.

    Punch the monkey! Punch the monkey!

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  25. well by martissimo · · Score: 2

    the article answers all theese burning questions about what the EULA's say very well

    I know if you go to terms of service, it pretty much says, "You can't sue us for anything." That's pretty much what they say in 8,000 words.


    there ya go, next time you cant figure out what it's trying to say, just assume it says the above ;)

  26. No such thing as free software by sdowney · · Score: 2, Informative
    blockqoute:
    It seems ad-supported software preys on people's urge to try to get something for nothing. Do these adware companies appeal to our lowest urges?
    Yes. Anything that says "free," people want. But eventually people will realize there's not really such thing as "free" software. It comes with a price--in this case the annoyance of advertising, or possibly privacy violations

    Sorry, there really is such a thing as free software. I run most of my business on it. Most of it is even free as in beer. But the important thing is that it's also free as in freedom.

    The reason I can trust it, is because I can examine the source myself. I do for some of the software I use. I contribute bug fixes back for the software I know how to fix, and is important for me to have fix. The web of trust in the open source community gives me assurance that others are doing the same for software I don't personally check.

    I don't suffer 'the annoyance of advertising, or possibly privacy violations.' All thanks to truly FREE software.

  27. Re:They may be... by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So they really only want one session at a time? I'm not saying I support this, but it makes more sense than 'MS hates VNC'.

    I think what they're trying to do is get people to either buy the 25-license version of Windows XP, or have everybody run XP so they can talk to each other.

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  28. 1 Thing by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I read this article before. They are comparing EULA's to form 1040-EZ.

    For anybody who hasn't done US Taxes before, 1040-EZ is written to be SIMPLE. You have to fill out a different form if you want to do anything other than put in how much you earned and get a number back for how much you owe.

    I filled out one of these in elementary school as part of a tax class. No offense, but if they are going to write an article saying that EULA's are hard to understand, then they should have picked a tax form that uses words bigger than 2 syllables.

  29. Not easy to say whose fault this is by hacksoncode · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Personally, I'm all in favor of license agreements that are simple and non-restrictive.

    However, the reason for contracts like this is all the lawsuits over the years that consumers and other people that have brought that set picyune precedents like "they didn't say that the contract was severable, so I assumed that since one part was obviously invalid the whole thing was invalid".

    These lawsuits are how we end up with contracts and EULA's like this.

    Whether this is the lawyers' fault or the consumers, or the politically motivated consumer protection groups, or the stupid juries that agree with this kind of crap, I couldn't tell you. Probably a bit of each.

    The only way to avoid stuff like this is to stop being a litigious society.

    Good luck...

  30. Language? by martyb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the increasing globalization of the internet, it just hit me that all the EULAs and privacy policies I've seen are written in English. (Granted, I don't do much surfing on non-English pages.) This seems such an obvious loophole, but what if the EULA were written in a different language?

    I'd assume there's a requirement that these agreements must be readable by the user... but some I've seen could as well have been written in a different language.

    I wonder how long I'll need to wait for somebody to come out with an agreement written in one of these languages: Hacker, Bork! Bork! Bork!, Elmer Fudd, or Klingon ;^)

    1. Re:Language? by BgJonson79 · · Score: 2

      wonder how long I'll need to wait for somebody to come out with an agreement written in one of these languages: Hacker [google.com], Bork! Bork! Bork! [google.com], Elmer Fudd [google.com], or Klingon [google.com]

      Those are some of the funniest things I've seen all day.

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    2. Re:Language? by gnovos · · Score: 2

      Or, you can simply assume it was written in the "Yes means no and no means yes" language. It is exactly like english, except that every negation is actually the opposite. Since they didn't specify what langauge it was in, I don't see why it couldn't have been written in this one...

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  31. Did that article contain anything interesting? by SIGFPE · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I read through it. It told me nothing. EULAs are hard to read. Is that news? If some guy makes up some readability index and uses it to measure the 'readability' of a EULA do I learn anything new? I can tell how hard it is by reading it. An index is just pseudo-science.


    I can see how Hochhauser makes his money as a consultant. Someone presents him with a document and he charges $300/hr for calculating this index and that index. He'll put together a nice folder and a printed statement laying out the different scores - all looking very impressive. His report will end with a recommendation that the authors use shorter words and shorter sentences. And he probably has a PR department ensuring that he gets mentioned in articles on CNET, TV and radio.


    And that statement about there being no "free software" is a blatant lie too!

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  32. EULAs Should Use Preambles by ltsmash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To an extent, EULAs will probably always be long and complicated. A EULA has to make sure it closes every loophole since lawyers are trained to exploit contracts. Realizing this, it would be great if EULAs gave a preamble or summary. For example, the preamble of the GPL provides a great summary and explanation in layman's terms.

  33. Real Problem: Multiple EULAs; Multiple Versions by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Imagine I have a Windows box, now Imagine I just recently reinstalled the OS, ah, but I repeat myself.

    Speaking of repeating ...

    The real problem is that if you install, for instance, Windows and Office, and patch them to current "safe" levels you will be asked to agree to about 20 different EULAs -- all slightly different. You have the original install, the patches (which can not be installed at the same time as any other patch), the upgrade of IE, etc. etc.

    Now add in installing all the basic tools; zip, adobe reader, netscape (:-), java ide, etc.

    By the time your machine is installed and usable you've "read and agreed" to about 100 different licenses, sometimes dozens from a single company.

    Reading and understanding 100 contracts of this nature is a full days job for a trained lawyer! It's an impossible task for the average consumer/programmer.

    It's time for clear laws that specify software liabilities (or lack thereof!) and prevent this kind of EULA overload that essentially forces you to either agree to everything or don't use the technology. I think we can all agree that not using the technology is not really a viable option for the bulk of people in today's society.

  34. How many EULAs do you confront each week? by markwelch · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't imagine reading most of the documents that are presented to me each week.

    EULAs are just the start: every Microsoft patch and fix, on both my workstation AND my server, requires acceptance of yet another "license agreement" (and sometimes a single patch requires two acceptances of two different things). Ditto for my anti-virus software. Add a couple dozen different software applications (Quicken, Photoshop, PC Anywhere, Roxio Easy CD Creator, Eudora, Netscape, etc. etc.), each updated once or twice a year. Then add all the terms and conditions and privacy policies on each of the web sites I visit (hundreds? thousands?). What about the policies and terms for each email newsletter subscription? Don't forget online banking, online payment for my electric bill, separate online payment for my cable modem bill, and separate online payment systems for several other things. Then there's eBay, and its separate online billing (BillPoint) system, each with its own complex terms & policies. And PayPal.

    Offline: And that's just the online crap. Every other credit-card bill contains a multi-panel brochure with tiny 6-point type, likewise my bank statements.

    Don't forget the fine print warranties for every product we buy, plus the terms of any service contracts we buy for the equipment we buy, and the return policies at every store where we shop, and the agreement for our supermarket-club-cards.

    And don't even get me started on insurance policies: my health insurance company has sent me 3 complete policy revisions this year, 50+ pages each, plus every month new qualifiers, restrictions, and special terms, and then they reject valid claims and approve fraudulent claims anyway! Then there's car insurance, homeowners, life insurance, each of which are revised at least once a year. And who ever reads the fine-print waivers when you visit a doctor or hospital?

    God forbid you are a member of anything, even a homeowner's association, because then you have even more agreements and bylaws and policies. Or you are foolish enough to have kids, the paperwork multiplies again.

    And that doesn't cover everything, by far.

    Has anyone ever tried adding up the word counts for all these documents?

    I doubt that it is physically possible to actually read all this stuff.

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  35. They *don't want* you to read it by gotan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean, presenting 20-40 lengthy paragraphs in tiny little windows, writing half of it in all-caps which is well known to be harder to read. That's not really an effort to inform the prospective user. Touchy stuff is buried deep in that texts, like with the recent spyware that disables adaware. It's in there to cover their asses, but obviously it is expected that these click-through-agreements are ignored. It would be interesting to see some of these "agreements" tested in court.

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  36. innumeracy and obscurity by SeanAhern · · Score: 2

    You're right. Innumeracy is actually a pretty large problem that is generally unknown by the public. One hears of lots of "literacy" programs that help to teach people to read. But I've never heard of a single program to help those who are deficient in math.

    As for the travel example you gave - my employer (Lawrence Livermore Nat'l Lab) has made it a no-no to take personal travel while on foreign business travel. I think they were having people go to England to "just" attend a conference, tacking on some vacation, and having the Lab pay for most of the hotel and all of the airfare.

  37. and no one reads them because... by ebyrob · · Score: 2

    they don't mean anything!

    Click Yes and ignore. Anything else merely encourages this EULA foolishness. After all, even if they were legally binding, who's going to enforce them?

    (I suppose I need to mention be careful what you install on your system for all those kazaa users out there.)

    1. Re:and no one reads them because... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2

      Click Yes and ignore. Anything else merely encourages this EULA foolishness. After all, even if they were legally binding, who's going to enforce them?

      Excellent point. I'm a legal secretary, and I've seen *numerous* instances where a patient will sign some form waiving liability, something bad will happen, and the judge will immediately throw out the forms because no one ever reads them anyway.

      Judges get just as crabby as everyone else about the public being bombarded with sneaky legalese with the hope that they'll agree to things they don't understand.

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  38. It's all about money by stienman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The IRS has actually spent time and money trying to make the tax code (which is harder to read than the average EULA) easy to follow with the various forms they've created.

    The average software shop doesn't care if their EULA is readable, and increasingly more companies like it that way. Providing a simplified explanation is not trivial, and has various legal landmines to navigate.

    So any comparison is not very reasonable - they are intended for completely different purposes, and one will necessarily be more difficult to understand than the other.

    -Adam

  39. What point is there in reading them? by j09824 · · Score: 2
    You can't usually return the software if you don't agree. If you can return it, it's usually going to cost you much more time than the amount you paid for it.

    Often, the EULA that comes with the software is out of date anyway: companies reserve the right to change terms and conditions at any point, so what you read and agree to may already be out of date. Do you have the time and interest to check whether there is a newer version? Most people don't.

    For most web sites, you are a fool if you give them any information you care about. For the few web sites where you need to give a correct address and a credit card number, reputation probably counts more than EULA, but there is one case where you might want to check about any unexpected charges and marketing tie-ins.

    Now, can anybody hold you to the EULA? Not really: unless you try to do something with the software that is somehow visible to other people, nobody knows that you are using the software, let alone that you have agreed to the EULA, so many provisions are meaningless. If you plan on reverse engineering the software, building applications with it, or linking with it, you might have to worry about it, but then, you might be better off not living in the US. And the law already protects you against highly one-sided contracts (Bill Gates may write into his EULA that you agree to be be his towel boy for a year, but he'd have a hard time enforcing that).

    Most of these problems and issues with EULAs are unrelated to their readability; even if they were highly readable, there still wouldn't be much point in reading them.

  40. Rubbish by Sanity · · Score: 2
    No, perhaps not, but consider this: if you don't consider it binding, you have a cdrom and packaging, but no right to copy the data thereon.
    Er, if copying the data from a CD you own to a computer you own isn't fair use, then I don't know what is (at least for the time-being).
    1. Re:Rubbish by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      You're correct, but don't overlook the practicality of the situation: What bearing do things like copyright protection and the DMCA have on the situation? Can you write a tool to ensure your fair-use, or would you have to break the law by acquiring one from a trafficker?

  41. The reason they aren't read by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    is because people don't percieve them as legally enforceable. They see it as some stupid BS that they have to click on to use the product they *already* purchased.

    EULA's are still largely untested in the courts.

    If it was a paper they were asked to sign.. that's another story.

  42. Back in the Day by Renraku · · Score: 2

    If this were like the much accalimed "Day" as in "Back in the Day" things wouldn't be like this. EULAs would be simple. Usually things like, "If this destroys your computer, we'll buy you a new one." Or, "If we destroy your house trying to re-roof it, we'll pay for repairs." Now, its like, "If this destroys your computer, you must buy a new copy, and you cannot sue us, and you are entitled to no reimbursement." and "If we destroy your house, you have to pay us full price, and we are not responsible."

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  43. Re:Good for IRS or bad for software cos? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > The 1040 is not as bad as I think it once was, so maybe this just means that the IRS has done a good job, not that EULAs are that bad.

    All it means that the 1040 is still two pages long.

    Of course, every line on the 1040 requires either a 10-line worksheet that's buried in the 200-page tax guide, or the filling out of another two-page form with its own lines, each of those which require worksheets, etc. etc. etc.

    The 1040's easy. A 20-page 1040 would also be easy. The current mess - a 2-page 1040, and pages of extra work to figure out which subset of 2-page forms apply to your particular situation - is what makes the people of this country spend 10% of their tax burden on CPAs.

    Just think, Washington could abolish the Internal Revenue Code, create something new and simple, jack up taxes by 5%, and the people would still have 5% more money in their pockets.

    (The legions of tax lawyers and accountants would all be out of work however. Since Congress is run by lawyers... gee, what a surprise...)

  44. Wake up, neo. The lawyers have you. by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    Legalese is everywhere around us. You see it when you install a piece of software, you see it when you pay your taxes. It's the world that is pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth...

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  45. Re: EULAs More Difficult to Read than Tax Forms by rmohr02 · · Score: 2
    [I]f they're writing for kids online, it makes no sense to have a 3,000-word policy written at a college-reading level.
    Isn't that the point? If they're hiding something, they don't want the public to know about it. There was a recent article about how a company hid something in their EULA.
  46. Its called shirk-ware. by crovira · · Score: 2

    The producers are using this in an attempt to shirk their responsabilities.

    Nobody reads these pieces of ass-wad because there is no negotiation and no alternative. Basically, they are meaningless, unenforcable and totally useless.

    We all know that there is only ONE recourse and that is to burn Redmond to cinders and lynch Gates' minions. When that becomes an inevitable alternative, we'll do it. Until then, we'll put up with the crap we get because a) its not our software, its not important and we don't give a shit b) we don't have any choice.

    You could place clauses in there that would indicate that you wish to sell the user's better looking daughters into sexual slavery and render the rest of the family for the fat content and nobody would bat an eye because nobody would notice.

    But I'd have to ask for a front row seat to watch when the lawyers come to your door to cart away your daughters and melt the rest for lard. Can you say "bullets flying?"

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  47. Neither stupidity nor trust but pointlessness by mlc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Take off your readability hat and put on your psychology hat. What are people thinking when they click "I agree"? Are they illiterate? Naive? Stupid?
    They're not stupid. They're trusting. It's actually quite similar behavior to sick people....
    I disagree with that analysis. Sure, maybe some people are really stupid, and a few are still naïve enough to believe that corporations really are interested in writing licenses that benefit both sides. But the reason that I don't read EULAs (or most other things I sign) is that there's no point in wasting my time. I can't negotiate with the company if there's a term in the EULA I don't like. Either I accept the license, or I don't get the product or service they're offering.

    Take a real-world contract I just signed, for next year's housing at my school. Now, the way it works here is that you go into a room and pick the housing you want, then take a card over to a couple people with computers who will print out a contract for you to sign, and hand you a 6-page booklet of terms and conditions. Now, I happen to have looked through that booklet a while ago, so I knew there was a clause (clause X) I don't like:

    The University reserves the right to enter an assigned space for reasons of health, safety, or emergency; for the purpose of insuring compliance with these Terms and Conditions of Residence; for inventory; and for making necessary repairs.
    So, I asked the guy if I could amend the booklet to strike that clause. Of course, I couldn't. So my only alternative would be to not sign the contract and then try and find an apartment in New York for $700/month.

    What did I gain from reading the contract? Absolutely nothing, just knowing that I'm screwed. I'm screwed whether I know it or not, so why shouldn't I just save my time and not read the contract? It was a nice day---I'd rather be outside than wading through a 6-page booklet of legal mumbo jumbo that I can't change.

  48. OSDN terms of service also verbose. by SocialWorm · · Score: 2

    See http://www.osdn.com/terms.shtml to see what I mean by "verbose." It might not be a 1040-GvMny, but it isn't "don't do anything stupid" either.
    Why is so much attention given to EULA/*PL's, and not website TOS's?

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  49. Coerced contracts are unenforceable by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    One of the best arguments I've seen against the enforceability of EULAs it the simple scenario: if you find the EULA unacceptable - something that you can only do after paying for the software - and attempt to return it for a refund, can you?

    With almost no exceptions, the answer is NO. The author says it's an issue for the seller, the seller says that they don't refund software after it's been opened.

    This means that you're coerced to agree to the EULA. If you click 'no,' you're out your money without appeal. This violates the basic premise of contract law (an exchange of items of value - in this case you aren't just getting a poor deal, you're getting *nothing* in exchange for hard currency) and has a strong coercive nature.

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  50. Pointless for another reason by prockcore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "But the reason that I don't read EULAs (or most other things I sign) is that there's no point in wasting my time. I can't negotiate with the company if there's a term in the EULA I don't like. Either I accept the license, or I don't get the product or service they're offering."

    Actually a better reason is you either click the button or you can't use the software you just paid for. The fact is you already purchased the right to use the software when you picked it up from Best Buy.

    They can't add on additional caveats after you already purchased the software.

    So the reason people click "I Agree" is because the EULA doesn't mean jack.. it's non enforcable since it takes place after-the-sale.

  51. Re: GPL by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

    Actually, non-commercial distribution of GPL or LGPL software requires merely a link to the source code at a public repository; it's commercial distribution that mandates redistribution of the source code.

  52. Re:1040 is not a form for corporations by mpe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 1040 is a personal income tax form, dumbass. Corporations don't have personal income, they just create personal income for others, like for instance, you.

    This being another exception to the concept of corporations as legal "people"... Since otherwise they certainly would have "personal income", even if it were zero or negative.

  53. Internal Revenue Code favorites by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 2

    Absolutely. How, precisely, should sentences like the one below, which is an exception to the totally nonsensical rules on "collapsible corporations," be translated into a simple form? The I.R.S. may do a bad job, but most of the blame has to lie with the Congress that refuses to repeal dreck like the following, the first sentence of sec. 341(e)(1):

    For purposes of subsection (a)(1), a corporation shall not be considered to be a collapsible corporation with respect to any sale or exchange of stock of the corporation by a shareholder, if, at the time of such sale or exchange, the sum of (A) the net unrealized appreciation in subsection (e) assets of the corporation (as defined in paragraph (5)(A)), plus (B) if the shareholder owns more than 5 percent in value of the outstanding stock of the corporation the net unrealized appreciation in assets of the corporation (other than assets described in subparagraph (A)) which would be subsection (e) assets under clauses (i) and (iii) of paragraph (5)(A) if the shareholder owned more than 20 percent in value of such stock, plus (C) if the shareholder owns more than 20 percent in value of the outstanding stock of the corporation and owns, or at any time during the preceding 3-year period owned, more than 20 percent in value of the outstanding stock of any other corporation more than 70 percent in value of the assets of which are, or were at any time during which such shareholder owned during such 3-year period more than 20 percent in value of the outstanding stock, assets similar or related in service or use to assets comprising more than 70 percent in value of the assets of the corporation, the net unrealized appreciation in assets of the corporation (other than assets described in subparagraph (A)) which would be subsection (e) assets under clauses (i) and (iii) of paragraph (5)(A) if the determination whether the property, in the hands of such shareholder, would be property gain from the sale or exchange of which would under any provision of this chapter be considered in whole or in part as ordinary income, were made (i) by treating any sale or exchange by such shareholder of stock in such other corporation within the preceding 3-year period (but only if at the time of such sale or exchange the shareholder owned more than 20 percent in value of the outstanding stock in such other corporation) as a sale or exchange by such shareholder of his proportionate share of the assets of such other corporation, and (ii) by treating any liquidating sale or exchange of property by such other corporation within such 3-year period (but only if at the time of such sale or exchange the shareholder owned more than 20 percent in value of the outstanding stock in such other corporation) as a sale or exchange by such shareholder of his proportionate share of the property sold or exchanged, does not exceed an amount equal to 15 percent of the net worth of the corporation.

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