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LSU Law School Sues Student Over Website
hij writes: "The NY Times has an article that gives details about how the LSU Law School is suing one of its own students for a web site he maintains. The web site contains information about the Law School and also includes articles that are critical of the Law School."
. . . you're likely to get sued.
... they would surgically remove his balls!
Being sued by your school and defending yourself in court is a required exam for any law student.
What the hell does that even mean? Check your grammer guys.
Now maybe we can do what the school wants to do and take down the site with a good slashdotting.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
The Simpsons will be the only legal method of criticizing anything.
your = it belongs to you. you're = a contraction of you and are. Got it now?
From the article
The site's home page bears a disclaimer saying it is not affiliated with the law school.
Mr. Dorhauer has studied the law of domain names and said he was confident he would prevail. Legal experts who have inspected his Web site said he had a good case.
Ms. Esman said the school had made a mistake in asserting that Mr. Dorhauer aims to make money from the site. "They do seem to be focusing their complaint incorrectly on commercial uses," she said. "He's not offering any services whatsoever
Well it looks like the school should have talked more to the young man before suing him outright - after all he wasn't making pennies and he did have a disclaimer that his site has nothing to do with the law school
The site doesn't pop right out as a criticism site. If he named the site lsulawsucks.com and put his criticisms on the front page, I'd say that LSU was being a bully. But, the front page of his site has all sorts of helpful links to admissions, grading scale conversions, etc. that one would EXPECT to find on an official university page. He doesn't even have a disclaimer on the front page. Based on that, I'd say that his site could definitely be confused with an official LSU site.
He should change his site to make it completely obvious that it's not an LSU site. If it's a criticism site, then he should drop the helpful links to various university departments.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
This is a chance for LSU to craft legal definitions for what is and what is not allowed in regards to doamin names. As it stands now, the only clear rules are for domain names that are trademarked or the official name of a company. Everything else is based on how much money you have.
They value the first amendment so long as what you say does not confuse anybody. Lawyers and lawyers to be are easily confused.
"I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX
Read the site's notice, it's so sarcastic.
As always, use this handy page to view the NYT article without registering (yourself) :
NYT random login generator
does to good people.
The school does not have a case using copyright infringement for commercial gain. As someone who has studied copyright law and the internet, I can say that they have no case. They are trying to contend that his site was confusing partially b/c it used school colors...ridiculous. Most judges would throw this out.
The professors at the school are taking themselves and their "academic reputation" way to seriously. The only thing this lawsuit will do is get alot of good press for the student.
Anyone (myself included) who has been blackballed by faculty in a University setting knows that some professors really do buy into the "Ivory Tower" idea. It's sad but true.
[off topic...the nytimes article mentions a suit against pensacolachristianschool.com. You should check it out if you want to know more about schools suing regarding web content.]
Thank you Dave Raggett
Claiming that they are not getting the same value for their tuition dollars.
This guy , due only to the fact that he has put up a website, is getting a free crash course in internet domain disputes and copywrite law. If the opinions in the article are correct, then he is also getting an easy one tossed across the plate so that he can win. The school is basically handing him free on hands training in how a real case works coupled with a high profile case he can win before he graduates. This means he is getting more value from his time at LSU. If I was a student at LSU I would be demanding that the school sue me also!
Papa Legba come and open the gate
Large institutions need someone to critize, cajoule and annoy them... here's hoping he wins...
If all you can see is a pretty picture painted by their public relations department... what does that tell you? Nothing... they should be thanking him!
Or maybe it's a cunning ploy on the school's part to generate publicity...
I'm actually planning on going to law school next year, and this was one of the places that my radar picked up. I'm really glad they did this now, so I, and everyone else who ever thought of applying here, won't have to waste time, money, and energy figuring out that this is not the kind of legal education I want.
I wish more institutes of higher learning would identify themselves as being on the "never go here under any circumstances ever" list by attacking their own students like this.
Lawyers are the biggest abusers of the law, I've noticed.
They will probably offer him a position to teach constitutional law since its clear the current professors do not know it.
The NYT article is in error, I believe, when it quotes a lawyer as saying the use of the school's colors is relevant to the outcome of this case. It is not. What is relevant is whether the use is commercial or non-commercial. The test for "commercial" is perhaps more hair-trigger than it ought to be: some cases have found asking for donations, selling a t-shirt, or running banner ads to be 'commercial' although it's unlikely we'd treat at least the donations as 'commercial' activity in any other context.
I have a blog.
dude, thanks for making me ill.
When lawyers sue lawyers, no one wins.
No, wait. That makes them too busy to sue any of us. So I guess all of us win!
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If he is hosting the site on the school's computer network, well he's probably breaking some of the rules the school puts down for using their computer systems. If he isn't then free speech. I mean it's a LAW school, they should know better than to file stupid lawsuits. I mean it's what they do for a living.
I mean we at RIT used to have ritsucks.com. RIT didn't try to sue the student running it, because he didn't host it on grace.rit.edu (digital unix cluster all students have access to and can host pages on). The only reason it's not there anymore is because he forgot to re-register the domain.
I generally tend to believe that if you attack your critics with lawsuits or threats of some sort then 1 of two things is most definitely true.
1) All the bad things the critics are saying are very true and you don't have confidence that your organization will continue to profit if people find out.
2) All the bad things th critics are saying are horrible horrible lies, but not beyond belief to the point of parody. And you think that people are going to believe them and ruin your organization.
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He hurt our feelings! Hit a little too close to the truth these days and people get all bent out of shape. Apparently these folks have yet to realize that the negative publicity generated by taking action against their guy gives them 10 times more of a black eye than if they'd just ignored him. Most of the people considering the school would never have heard of this guy's site, but now the whole thing's been plastered all over the New York Times. And who wouldn't look at that and think twice, really?
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
he'll probably get some extra credits for defending himself.
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Ugly colors, the pretty stand university links (what U doesn't use administration,admissions,academics, career, alumni or something close to it?). He even has a big link to their U's email system (PAWS). Yes, he has a disclaimer, but it's small, secondary, and it's conveniently just off the screen for those browsing at 1152x864 of less.
Quite honestly, a lot of people could be confused by, and I don't see why the student wants his site to be confusely similiar.
I wonder why LSU did not use a dispute resolution provider instead of a district court. Would have been the right thing to do in the academic world.
Anyway, I wish Mr. Dorhauer the best for his exam.
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I'd say this site didn't make itself obviously clear that it was a student site, and not the official site. There is the link at the bottom, however it could be more obvious.
It isn't a commerical site, so he's probably safe from the claims depending on that, however if the school invokes the DMCA, then he's dead in the water I suppose?
Kill that stupid law!
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It's part of their educational programs
The site looks like an official site ofthe law school to me. The "quick links" are entirely to specific areas in the law school web site. Even the banner, "LSULAW.com SUED" doesn't indicate it's not the LSU site, it just indicates that the site is being sued. I think LSU has a reasonable case. The webmaster could make it more clear that the site is an unnofficial portal for LSU students and other stakeholders. Instead it acts like the official site.
Miko O'Sullivan
This is an outrage!
You have posted a link to a NYT article without saying (free registration blah, blah, blah). This is near criminal negligence. How many will suffer this morning, hungering for their daily dose of corporate/institutional war on our rights, when they click on the link innocently, thinking they will soon be in righteous indignation heaven, only to be confronted by, by, by...... a LOGIN?
Oh the humanity! For shame.
if he was somehow using school resources for the site, it would have been taken down by the school's administrator long ago and he would have been powerless to stop it.
Thank you Dave Raggett
does the student automatically graduate? :-)
Keep the Classic Slashdot.
How does that Police song go?
"I have come seeking knowledge, Things they would not teach me of in college..."
"When you find your servent is your master... You'll be wraped around my finger..."
Maybe it's like a test..
Does he get extra credit if he wins the suit?
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I am not sure what the rules are specifically for that university but from experience I know that a University is not a democracy and that there are some fine prints in most US university rule books that give them the right what ever the hell they want to students that are enrolled in the school. And ususally the font is about as small as the kind that you find on toothpaste tubes.
You forgot "if it weren't for us, you'd all be talking German" Other than that, no.
We Saved UR asses in WWII. Get down and suck my AMERICAN COCK!
I went to the site (since the article said that the site clearly stated that it wasn't affiliated with the school on the front page) and I looked for a few seconds. Then I noticed that while there was a huge chunk of blank space at the bottom of the screen, there was a scroll bar to be used. Then, in tiny light grey text I saw it say that it wasn't affiliated.
.com and not a .edu)
I'm sorry, but given the size, location, and use of blank space to make that text the ONLY thing that wasn't on my screen (running in 1280x1024), I can't call the notice obvious by any means. With that bit so well hidden and an application for admissions right there, only the big banner that stated LSU was suing them tipped me off that they were not actually owned or operated by LSU.
I hesitate to say that it's intentionally deceptive, but it definately wasn't obvious at first glance. The URL doesn't help things much (if you ignore the fact that it is a
He aint that bright, he's/ISP is using win2000&IIS.
/. might wake him up a bit...
Id say his chances are fair to average, although the
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Steel
There are none as blind as those who will not see.. (unknown)
Copy and Pasted from the "Their Sueing Me" Page:
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They Did It.
The Law School filed its lawsuit against me, their student, conveniently making sure I received notice thereof less than 48 hours before exams started. I barely had time to scan in the lawsuit and post it, but I did, and you can find a link to it below.
Many thanks to my wife, Jennifer, for putting up with me. Also, thanks to all my friends and acquaintances at the Law Center who have offered their support to me in this battle. Thanks also to all hundreds of visitors to this site who have written me in the last few weeks. It's great to have so many people--including many former LSU Law School grads--offer their assistance to me in this battle.
Now it's official: Louisiana State University HAS sued me....
My name is Douglas Dorhauer, and I am a student at the LSU Law Center. This site is my personal creation, built by me for my own use. In the event you find its contents of use, then consider it my gift to you.
Because of the similarity between this site's name and that of a local law school (of which I am a student), this site has recently been under attack. Specifically, in a letter dated November 30, 2001, Marc S. Whitfield of Taylor, Porter, Brooks & Phillips, L.L.P., legal counsel to Louisiana State University asked me to give up the domain name "lsulaw.com."
After researching the points in Mr. Whitfield's letter, I responded with a point-by-point rebuttal of each issue he raised. That response went unacknowledged for nearly two months before I requested Mr. Whitfield update me on his client's position concerning this matter.
Immediately, Mr. Whitfield responded with a threat of a lawsuit. I replied with a request to attempt an amicable resolution.
Mr. Whitfield's response to my request to amicably resolve the matter came in the form of a lawsuit naming me as defendant. Currently, I have just finished final exams. After regaining consciousness early next week, I will respond to the lawsuit, file cross-claims, etc. As always, I will post all correspondence here.
The premise of my argument is simple: all the laws Mr. Whitfield cites in his initial letter require a showing of "commerciality." I earnestly contend that this site is emphatically noncommercial, and, therefore, not susceptible of the trademark violations alleged by Mr. Whitfield.
www.slightlycrewed.com - Because aren't we all?
... where the students already know more than the faculty? I mean, really, if the school loses this suit, what does it really say about the quality of the instructors at the school? Time to shop elsewhere, I guess.
"You're never ready, just less unprepared."
Had they talked to him before filing suit, they wouldn't have been setting an appropriate example for all of their students. Sue first. Ask questions later.
Yes, I'm being facetious (mostly) but kneejerk internet domain lawsuits seem to be the rule, not the exception. Why talk about it when you can probably bully the domain owner into a settlement?
That seems to be the rule for most corporate lawsuits anyway.
Slashdot comments... splitting hairs since 1997.
According to the cease and desist letter--yes--one was actually sent, the actual LSU law school "has already reported certain instances of confusion caused to students who did not realise that [the] LSULAW.com site was not an official or affiliated website of the LSU Law Center." A two-point disclaimer at the bottom is obviously not pointing out to some students that the site is unofficial.
... if his site is truly non-commercial, he should use .org anyway.
Moreover, the CAD letter indicates he has recently identified his website as "the official site of LSULAW.com." An "official" designation of his site seems to further misrepresent his site.
Maybe if he changed his domain to lsulaw.org (which would still not satisfy LSU according to the CAD letter)
If you disagree, reply.
"[T]he single essential element on which all discoveries will be dependent is human freedom." -- Barry Goldwater
He's a law student, in the middle of exams-- surely LSU have just set him a practical? :-)
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This Cease and Desist Letter was sent to him 30 November 2001. He responded within a few days, and seven weeks later he was threatened with a lawsuit on 11 February 2002. He responded to that on 04 March 2002, and they finally served him on 20 April 2002.
The new york times article indicates he recieved the cease and desist letter and the trademark infringement suit "last month, two days before his second-year final exams." Poppycock. He's had six months to work this out.
"[T]he single essential element on which all discoveries will be dependent is human freedom." -- Barry Goldwater
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Mr. Costonis said one student had "raised questions relating to incorrect information that she had obtained from his Web site thinking it was the Law Center's Web site." He would not elaborate.
So a law student went to a website, missed the disclaimer on the first page that said "this is not the LSU law school website," then took some info from what may be this guy's personal calendar or some other source of information not affiliated with the school, then complained that it was incorrect. Ok, just out of curiosity, what's her name? I want to steer clear of this supergenius in case I ever need legal representation.
While you might have inferred that the LSU lawsuit is aimed at quieting Mr. Dorhauer, you would not necessarily be correct. The lawsuit merely claims that by using a domain name that is "misleadingly" similar to the law school's, Mr. Dorhauer's site is diluting/tarnishing their trademarks. I agree that the law school is at least trying to lower Mr. Dorhauer's profile (and yet, as usual, their efforts only serve to raise his profile), but nothing in this lawsuit suggests that they are going to stop him from publishing his views in another forum that is less "confusingly similar" to the LSU marks.
...but thats b/c I attend LSU as a student. This is actually typical of LSU, to do something as stupid as this. We won't mention the recent sport scandals that haven't made national news becuase its expected of LSU.
:)
Besides most of the students going to LSU only go because of the cost. Louisiana will give almost any Louisiana High School Graduate money for college, for four years. You just have to pay for books. Nothing like a free four years of college to make anyone choose the "quality" education that LSU has to offer.
Hey maybe they'll try to sue me for talking bad about them.
This is a very good idea, but when I click the link, it doesn't fill in the URL field correctly. Also, I get JavaScript errors. Oh well.
of manipulation and of abuse. Abuse is a subset. I believe it was Ambrose Bierce who defined a lawyer as "one who is skilled at circumvention of the law". IAAL.
Or the school wins and person has to remove the site and maybe but dont count on it pay a little fine or the person wins and the school has to make an excuse and pays maybe a little fine.
Welcome to the Netherlands, you can pay of your murders here with 4 years cell and some pocket change. (atleast if you can convice the judge that it wasnt on purpose)
Now sue me please!
Thanks, Kierthos, for what you said. It is what I would have said.
It was typical, I thought, that the lawyer for the school did not try to talk to the student. I can imagine that the reason is conflict of interest. The lawyer makes more money if there is legal action. I have observed that often lawyers don't care about resolving the real problem. They care about having as much legal trouble as possible. This is abusive, and it is widespread abuse, in my experience.
OK, let's do a quick comparison.
lsulaw.com- Clear layout, loads fast
- Consistent navigation
- Clearly labelled links to all major departments of the School
- Clearly labelled links to information about the school
- Clear links to other Web resources of use to law students
- Works well in all browsers including text browsers
law.lsu.comIn other words, his is a reasonably competent, reasonably professional Web site, accurately describing the school, and theirs is an incompetent, unusable pile of dross.
I think that's what the quarrel is about, actually.
It's worth pointing out that because of the poor provision for disabled access, http://www.law.lsu.edu/ would be illegal in most of Europe.
I'm old enough to remember when discussions on Slashdot were well informed.
An important public service could be for someone to put up a page with data like: classes actually taught as opposed to merely listed in the catalog, actual times to graduation, dropout rate, etc. I sure could have avoided a lot of pain if I'd had access to this information.
as an AC? I used to be in medical school before I got kicked out because I actually thought I had the right to demur when a physician lied about me to cover his mistake. I'm doing fine as I now own my own law firm, although I rarely use my B.Sc. in Anatomy cum laude or my three and a half years of medical school. If you're dealing with a**hole*, protect yourself and criticize anonymously.
When I went to it, it took me to some generator page for about 2 seconds and then im at the nytimes artcle, worked great!
They are suing over the use of TradeMark. In the lawsuit it references 'LSU' as the trademark. I find this interesting because using 'lsu' in a url could stand for anything. The combination of LSU and Law ('LSU Law') in and of itself does not appear to be a trademarked name.
"I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX
A bunch of lawyers are complaining because the details are in the fine print? How wonderfully ironic.
His assertion that his site is "emphatically noncommercial" would resonate better with me if he used an address that didn't end in .com... a .org or .info address would better express the site's nature.
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What is the world coming too when people don't even try and negotiate properly and just file law suits?
In a simerlar situation here, our University's Student run magazine is being sued by a Student union executive member. The Student Union owns the company that makes tha magazine. The student Union granted this person upto $10,000 to file a lawsuit fordamfamation
The worst part is though, the executive member DIDN'T EVEN WRITE A LETTER ASKING FOR AN APPOLOGY OR A RETRACTION OR ANYTHING! just straight away filed a lawsuit.
The only people these kinds of actions benifet is lawyers (Which i suppose since it seems to be all lawyers involved in the origional case anyway, it doesn't matter).
And yes i saw the one cease and desist letter, but common, One letter?
I'm sorry, but given the size, location, and use of blank space to make that text the ONLY thing that wasn't on my screen (running in 1280x1024), I can't call the notice obvious by any means.
Hmmm... It looks like he's using the same text size, location, and color for the legal notice as law.lsu.edu is. Which is not to say he's copying their "look & feel" - let's be honest, none of this is innovative web design - but rather, to point out that he's meeting their standard of notice.
I mean, is this a double standard? Corporations, banks, and car salesman get by with the smallest of small print, orthewordsruntogethersonoonecanhearthem, but the poor law student is suddenly being "deceptive" for doing the same thing?
And as for the page size, look at it - it's designed for 800x600 pages, which is why its so tall and narrow. If we weren't all slashdot geeks, we might be in the normal world where 1280x1024 is not all that common. I don't find the length of the page deceptive, I find the page engineered for a more common and backwards-compatible display resolution.
clickety-clickety-click
Oh, wait. The page, however, does dynamically resize itself to always keep the notice just over the edge of the bottom. That is a little deceptive, and probably unfortunate for the student if it comes up in court.
I still think that we accept a much sneakier level of notice from corporations on a daily basis than this, though. Cough, couch, EULA.
There is no longer any meaningful difference between .org and .com.
Just check your current URL.
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Dogbert: They don't drop to zero until they pass the bar.
Sorry, couldn't pass this one up.
You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!
He's got at least two disclaimers now (since he was sued, the "news" page has basically become a disclaimer too.) What more do you need? A big, 800x600 GIF splash page that says "HEY, LOOK, DUMBASS, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH LSU!"? It's fairly easy for even a poorly-trained monkey to figure out it's not an affiliated site, so it shouldn't be much harder for the faculty.
I still have to wonder, however, about that one dumb girl who, according to the NYT article, thought it was a school site. She fancies herself a lawyer? Good God.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
"...a law school is not an island unto itself but the hub of a network of relationships with an array of audiences beyond its walls."
Just don't deep link deep link to their hub of a network.
"I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX
Randy Newman had it right - "College boys from LSU. Went in dumb, come out dumb too."
It's what the domain implies. Slashdot started off as a .org, as it didn't fit any of the other available TLD's. Granted, it grew out of its humble beginnings, but I digress.
Which brings up a point: He never states his intent. He says what he's doing with it now is non-commercial, but he certainly has the correct domain if lsulaw.com ever grew into something he feels he would want to make a profit off of. Just something to think about.
Look at it this way: If you saw just the domain lsulaw.com, what would you think the site was about? If you saw the domain lsulaw.org, would you think it was the same?
I'd think lsulaw.com was a site that had something to do with LSU's law school, which it is, and I'd presume it was ran by the school itself, not a student. I'd think lsulaw.org would be an organisation associated with, but not ran by LSU. Maybe an organisation of law students and alumni. I don't know. I can't be certain having seen the site.
LSU's asking him to surrender the domain name, as I understand it by reading request #1 of the cease and desist letter. I think they just want the domain for themselves.
If you disagree, reply.
"[T]he single essential element on which all discoveries will be dependent is human freedom." -- Barry Goldwater
...but it doesn't mean it's not obnoxious. If you have something to say about someone else, you have every right to do so, I feel, as long as what you say isn't stated as fact, but merely opinion.
But he took the school colors, made a site with a name that could be confused with the school's main site, and even put links to the main site for further confusion (deliberate or not).
People forget that, while you might have something to say, whether you think it's "helpful" to get the word out about this terrible school (which is utter B.S. - but that's my opinion), it doesn't mean you can be an ass about it...that doesn't help anyone. Look beyond the first amendment to something more basic - like fairness, honesty, compassion. If you've got something to say, say it, don't confuse people. Of course, he IS a law student...
it makes me really happy when stories that you need a membership to read get posted
I'd expect LSU's law school to have the domain law.lsu.edu, but maybe that's just me.
When he wins this case, especially with the publicity, its gonna do a hell of a lot more for his career than his degree will.
I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.....
Sadly it doesn't to appear so. .com used for comemrcial domain is a recommendation. Not a law or a rule.
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guess what, the words hub, network, and array were around long before computers, and thats the definition they're using here, because thats the definition the geek terms are based on.
I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.....
Here's an interesting link that shows what the origin of the BAR really is.
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Lawyers CAN spontaneously create lawsuits. Lawsuits may be filed on behalf of clients, but often clients are advised by their attorney to sue when they would not have on their own accord. A primary example is evident on daytime television commercials where Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe, ambulance-chasers-at-law, tell how they can "Fight for Justice" by having people sue their insurance companies for larger claim settlements. My subject is the tagline of a lawyer commercial played with monotonous regularity in Los Angeles.
Lots of technical and environmental problems are solved by the application of vast amounts of nuclear power
A brief moment of /. clarity.
Counter sued.
Won.
Gosh, I'd hire him!
Look, I'm as much for free speech and stuff as the next guy, but this is a pretty clear case of trademark infringement, and the disclaimer at the top is tiny.
Simply calling people who actually get confused 'stupid' is not a very good reason for keeping the domain.
Getting a site like "aboutlsulaw.com" or something, with a bigger disclaimer would be better.
Hopping on this dude's side just because his site more compatible (but less attractive IMO) is not really that legitimate.
I realize that copyright, patent, and trademark law are taken to far a lot, but this is a perfectly legitimate use, IMO.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
I think anyone who forgets to set the body background color and just 'assumes' that it'll be white should be shot.
The offical LSU page dosn't have that problem, and looks and works fine for me.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
>Anyone other than me notice how consistently anything anti-lawyerish is being modded either "off-topic" (wtf?!?!?) or "flamebait"? Granted, most of those are lame jokes...but jokes!=flamebait.
Again, one has to ask the question WTF CRACK ARE THE MOD$ SMOKING?!?!??! >
I used to mod about once a week but gave that up when the retaliatory moderation got out of hand. I suspect those same pubessently-challenged individuals who get a power-trip with mod points are driving the current user churn rate through the roof.
They're finally eating their young!
+++OK ATH
his site is a .com while official school sites of major universities tend to be .edu. that should be a big clue for the user.
besides, as others have pointed out, he has disclaimers stating that he is not affiliated with the official school site and. he should not be obligated to remove helpful links from his page unless deep linking is really prohibited. heh.
After touring Rio with my wife 3 times
and driving past(merely viewing distance)
the slums and hovels in Rio. The Simpson's episode was QUITE accurate!
Street kids "rob" you when you simply park your car. They are standing on the sidewalk when you park and when you come back you either pay them a buck for "taking care of your car" or they proceed to damage it either by breaking a window and running or scratching up the paint...so extortion I guess would be a better word than 'rob'.
As for the monkeys...I've only seen them at a lovely beach resort and they were only there to steal the food off of your plate when you went back to the buffet for 2nds.
kidnapping by unlicensed taxi?...haha even the licensed ones will drive you all over the city to get to your destination...but only if you don't speak Portugese...they will take advantage of an English speaking tourist until you make them aware that you know where you need to go and how to get there.
Rio's tourist board is full of crap and the Simpsons episode was dead-on.
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