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Computers and Cars: A Maddening Experience?

Johnny writes "The nytimes has a review of the new BMW 745i iDrive system. The iDrive system combines some 270 functions, some accessable by voice, into one tactile feedback joystick mouse thingy. While maybe easier for computer junkies, the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening, especially at first' and wonders out loud what a car from Microsoft might be like, citing that the 745i offers a clue. Without a key, a floor shifter or really any buttons, this might be the future for cars, are the masses ready to wrestle with computers just to go to Wawa for milk?"

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  1. holy... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening, especially at first' and wonders out loud what a car from Microsoft might be like...
    Well, the car would require you to entre a product code every time you placed your key into a key hole, let that be the ignition or the car door. The thing would BSOD if you pressed on the brake too hard...

    I think you get my drift. Driving a Microsoft car would be annoying and at the same time, dangerous.
    1. Re:holy... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Well, the car would require you to entre a product code every time you placed your key into a key hole, let that be the ignition or the car door. The thing would BSOD if you pressed on the brake too hard...

      No, it wouldn't be that bad. They'd only make you click yes on the EULA every time you start the ignition. The car wouldn't start otherwise.

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    2. Re:holy... by Servo5678 · · Score: 2
      Dear Customer,

      We regret to announce that Microsoft Brakes 1.0 has a minor flaw which, under certain circumstances, will cause the car to accelerate instead of slow down. We advise all users to install the Brakes 1.1 patch to remedy this situation.

      Thank you for using Microsoft Brakes!

    3. Re:holy... by hype7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The NY Times aren't the only ones scathing of the 7-series.

      http://www.drive.com.au/news/article.asp?article =h ttp://drive.fairfax.com.au/content-new/news/genera l/2002/05/10/FFXYKQ1Y01D.html

      Almost everyone that used the car had problems with it - most people couldn't even work out how to start it.

      Oh, and BTW, MS did design the interface. iDrive is by Microsoft IIRC. I think that somebody should get Apple on interface design for cars - then it would be truly easy to use.

      -- james

    4. Re:holy... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Microsoft, you'd have to click yes on the EULA every time you start the ignition

      ...and if RealPlayer wrote it, the car would install itself in your drive without having to buy it, start following you each time you walk out of the house, and you'd have to paint your bike grey before it would stop.

    5. Re:holy... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Foster's essay on UICTA and firestone tyres

    6. Re:holy... by blankmange · · Score: 2

      don't forget it would take you to the same location everyday for it's first trip of the day.....

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  2. Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Byteme · · Score: 5, Funny

    At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon." Recently,General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement, "yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single "general car fault" lights. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

    1. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by wljones · · Score: 2

      I once stated that an M$ car would stop three times on the way to work and run out of gas in the parking lot. I am indebted to James for pointing out that any attempt to run errands or stop for a cool one would result in a blank windshield. The problem would be fixed in the next model release of the Vaporware Irrelevant, arriving about two years after the promised date.

    2. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by JAVAC+THE+GREAT · · Score: 2
      Three engineers are in a car driving down the freeway. Suddenly the engine stalls out and the driver pulls the car over. The engineers all scratch their heads wondering what could be wrong.

      The chemical engineer says, "perhaps the fuel is the wrong type or the oil has broken down."

      The electrical engineer says, "maybe there is faulty wiring or a sensor is bad."

      The software engineer has a practical solution: "close all the windows, get out, get back in, and restart the car."

    3. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by WinDoze · · Score: 2

      WindowsXP would be written in 10 lines of code

      Sounds like APL. God I hate that language.

  3. for those not from the mid-atlantic by jeffy124 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a WaWa is basically a 7-11 in the mid-atlantic states, and they seem to be everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE). Some jokes regarding this include "You're from South Jersey if .... you know what a WaWa is, and can name the locations of about 10 of them," "You can give directions by where the WaWas are"

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    1. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by lkaos · · Score: 2

      You're from South Jersey if .... you know what a WaWa is, and can name the locations of about 10 of them

      The sad thing is I actually sat and thought about it and I can name the locations of 10 wawas... The newer ones have gas stations and all too.

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    2. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

      Wawa dairy in Wawa Pennsylvania is where the name comes from. It comes from an indian word for Grouse, co-incedinataly "wawa". If you've been to one, you'll see the flying bird in the logo.
      Wawas rock. But to anyone outside PA/NJ/DE they think you have lost your mind.
      Nothing like getting a Wawa Roast Beef hoagie at 3am.

    3. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      As much as it's a joke about South Jersey, Wawa is actually a Southeastern Pennsylvania phenomenon. The corporate headquarters is located in Wawa Pennsylvania (near Media, if that helps any), site of the original Wawa dairy farms.

      Believe me when I tell you that there are an assload of Wawas in my neck of the woods. In my twenty-minute commute to work, I pass three of them, and there are two additional ones in easy driving range from my office.

      Tack on to your list of "you know you're in [insert Wawa area name here]" quips: "...when you say to your friend, "let's go pick up a couple of shorties," and he knows you're not talking about children or skateboards."

    4. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      a WaWa is basically a 7-11 in the mid-atlantic states, and they seem to be everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE).
      Funny. Up here, a "wawa" is a jitney...
    5. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by SteveM · · Score: 2

      As much as it's a joke about South Jersey, Wawa is actually a Southeastern Pennsylvania phenomenon.

      From the Wawa site you were kind enough to link to (from the 'history' link on the main page):

      Our Rich History 1800s The Company was founded in 1803 in New Jersey, ...

      Although at first they were a textile manufacturing company, only later getting into the dairy business.

      Steve M

    6. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Rupert · · Score: 2

      I saw Wawa and thought of Wawa Ontario, a tiny town just off the highway thay goes around the north side of Lake Superior. IIRC, population is ~4000. The supermarket carries 4 kinds of garlic margarine. You don't forget a town like that.

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  4. iDrive by saveth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the BMW iDrive is really nifty. I remember reading about it in a Popular Science, for the first time, about a year ago. I enjoy cars, and I enjoy gadgets. The new BMWs, equipped with the iDrive, combine both into a powerful beast, worthy of only the best drivers. Then again, don't all new BMWs fit this shoe?

    I can't wait to test drive one. A maddening experience it may be, but I'm sure years of gaming will help me get the hang of it quickly.

    1. Re:iDrive by mpe · · Score: 2

      Um, no, sorry. All of formula 1 has been using 'semi-automatic' transmissions (those wheel mounted shifters) for quite a while. Now they are moving to fully automatic transmissions, with some teams (like ferrari) already using them.

      Assuming FIA will allow them to use it. They have been know to change the rules if they don't feel the balance between the cars and driver skill is right.

    2. Re:iDrive by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Assuming FIA will allow them to use it.

      They're already using them. There are some purists (or teams with budgets under $50million) that still use the pushbuttons, and hell, maybe even clutch pedals. Look at Arrows- I think they have a clutch pedal and a column mounted shifter.

      With FIA allowing traction control and launch control, I don't think computer controlled shifting is going to go away. That, in the end, is what F1 is really using. Not automatic transmissions as such, but real transmissions that shift when the computer tells them to.

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  5. CLI for me! by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope that they have a cli version of the interface. I'd be quite disappointed if I had to use the mouse and/or joystick. After all, if you saw a child dart across the road chasing his ball, wouldn't you want to just type in, "killall -9 movement"?

    ;^P

    1. Re:CLI for me! by red_dragon · · Score: 2

      That's assuming that you're a perfect typist and CLI user. But what would you do if by any chance you typed "rm -rf /*" while on the expressway? Does it mean that you'd irreversibly end up sitting on the asphalt?

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    2. Re:CLI for me! by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how you 'accidentally' type rm -rf /*, however I would be worried about someone inadvertantly typing 'eject'.

      /me executes ln /dev/seat1 /dev/cdrom :-)

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  6. Good Article at K5 by geoffsmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's another fairly balanced article and discussion about iDrive over at Kuro5hin that's worth checking out. The author has similar mixed feelings about the technology, and talks about how other car manufacturers like Saab and Audi are developing similar systems.

    Websurfing done right! StumbleUpon

  7. Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by cvanaver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lessee...need to move my seat back...ummm.

    U-U-D-L-L-RF-D-L-U

    dang..scissor-kicked the driver.
    Oh well...might as well finish him.

    D-D-L-U-LF-UF-D-U--D-L-L

    Thwack!

    1. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

      Instead of a key do you use .....
      U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R B A <START>

  8. Go cars really have such a great interface? by tempestdata · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I mean, aside from the gizmos like car stereo, seat adjustments etc. The standard interface to using a car is round steering wheel and foot pedals. Many people say that computers should be as easy to use as cars.

    Now I'm not saying cars aren't easy to use. However, one cant compare it to computers that easily. (the iDrive can be compared though). The main reason that the interface to cars has not changed in almost a 100 years is simple. Backwards compatibility, and consumer familiarity. Thats right.. It has nothing to do with how easy or hard it is. After all, a consumer cant be expected to take multiple driving tests in order to get a license for each make of car. They had to standardize it so that a person who has driven one car can drive just about ANY car. They cant have licenses that say "Okay for Toyota, Chrysler, and Dodge only".

    Its interesting how familiarity with the interface also happens to be one of the BIGGEST problems that linux faces when trying to enter the desktop market. People who have taken the effort to learn or attend courses on using computers learnt the Microsoft interface to software. When they come across a unix one, they aren't familiar with it, and cant use it as well.. regardless of whether its better or not.

    The iDrive is like linux. Sure its harder to use in the beginning, but once you get the hang of it, you'll wonder how you managed to get by without it.

    Just my 2 cents worth.

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    1. Re:Go cars really have such a great interface? by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      If backwards compatability and consumer familiarity were the only reasons why controls haven't changed, then why haven't they changed in racecars? Its because they work, that's why. They do what needs to be done and does it extremely well. At least, that is, for the main controls, like pedals and steering wheel. Secondary controls like headlights, wipers, etc. do change over time and between makes and models.

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    2. Re:Go cars really have such a great interface? by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      After all, a consumer cant be expected to take multiple driving tests in order to get a license for each make of car.

      Consumer??? Make that User Of Roads. I've got a license that says "5 Ton and Below," which is apparently playing very fast and loose with regulations. Usually every nitpicking little item has to be specifically named.

      The iDrive is like linux. Sure its harder to use in the beginning, but once you get the hang of it, you'll wonder how you managed to get by without it. ?

      To adjust my seat, I reach down to my seat, keeping my eyes on the road. To adjust my stereo, I stab a finger at my stereo, keeping my eyes on the road. To adjust the heat, I reach down to the heater, keeping my eyes on the road. To open my windows or sunroof I reach the doorsill or dash button and do it, keeping my eyes on the road. To shift gears, I press the clutch and change gears, keeping my eyes on the road.

      I could keep going, but you're looking at it all wrong. This isn't the Linux of Car User Interfaces. It literally is the Windows version. I'm glad that they are in love with the start menu. I think pointing the dashboard elements at the driver (rather than straight fore and aft) was a much better ease of use innovation. A car isn't a PC. Some computers in the car are great. Turning a car into an application isn't. I know exactly how I got along without the iDrive: I was able to stay in my lane because I was busy driving- navigating down the road, not through a menu.

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  9. *sigh* by dattaway · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pessimists... you need to consider the advantages of a Microsoft car:

    your car would seek out and destroy the competition.

    the hood would be welded shut. No worrying about it ending up at the chop shop for parts.

    its sheer size will trump any SUV on the road today.

    1. Re:*sigh* by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Pessimists... you need to consider the advantages of a Microsoft car:

      your car would seek out and destroy the competition.

      the hood would be welded shut. No worrying about it ending up at the chop shop for parts.

      its sheer size will trump any SUV on the road today.


      Damn right. The Microsoft car will be the size of a van for the "Mini" version. The later versions will be the size of a tractor and require the engine of a tractor. In fact it will be a tractor - just called a car because that is what Microsoft does. The sad thing is that the Microsoft "car" will be slower driving than walking, guzzle 3 gallons of gasoline per mile, catch fire frequently, explode once a month, be built entirely of plastic and plaster, and stop working for no fathomable reason.

      The future version of the Microsoft "car" will be the size of a bus, be on fire all of the time, emit choking fumes, screech violently and constantly, and will require the driver to put it in "reverse" just to move forward. It will also cost $18 million dollars per "car" and Bill Gates will say, "All of your problems with our automobile are *user* problems not software & hardware issues." Then Microsoft will be AMAZED and AMUSED that the government ends up investigating them and Microsoft will act like asses in the courtroom and dance about saying, "If you hurt us the American economy will go into depression and Republicans will defend us, as all junkie whores defend the pimps that use & abuse them so long as they get their hourly cocaine dosages."

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  10. The hidden costs of automation by b.foster · · Score: 5, Informative
    One of my college buddies is an actuary now, and he works for a large insurer to set rates and assess risk in automotive applications. When this car first came out, we had a good talk about it, and I learned some interesting things that may sway consumers away from computerized car interfaces. Among his comments:
    • The electronic parking brake is unintuitive and dangerous. One of the factors that make some cars safer than others is the ease of use of the parking break in situations in which the main brake lines lose pressure or the pedal snaps off. This causes the liability and collision insurance rates to be slightly higher.
    • A standard shift lever on an automatic transmission is considered a safety feature, as both the position and the dash lights make it immediately apparent to the driver that the car is in gear. The 745i has only the light, and even at that, the light is stuck in the middle of a confusing, crowded console. This also increases risk and thus insurance rates.
    • The fact that many Americans are afraid of technology and unable to perform a task as simple as changing their VCR clock or installing a new hard drive is a chilling reminder of the fact that valets, test drivers, and other "guest drivers" of the 745i will be putting the driving public at risk and increasing the owner's insurance rates.
    • Since it is extraordinarily difficult to do something as simple as turning on headlights or changing the radio station, the driver's attention is likely to be diverted from the road.
    All told, my actuary friend told me that the insurance rates for the first year that a driver owns a 745i are going to be astronomical. Rates for successive years are slightly lower, although the vehicle is generally regarded in the community to be a threat to life and property, and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
    1. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 4, Informative
      The electronic parking brake is unintuitive and dangerous.

      Why? In the BMW if you punch the parking brake button (not controlled by the main iDrive controls, but with a dedicated button on the driver's left hand) while moving, you induce a computer-controlled panic stop on all four wheels. This is way better than a lever-controlled rear-wheel parking brake, because in a panic situation the driver is likely to pull it up too hard, lock up the rear end, and spin.

      I'll agree that the rest of the car sucks. Even the seating is cramped!

    2. Re:The hidden costs of automation by G-funk · · Score: 2

      I think he was referring to the fact that because it's computer controlled and unintuitive, you can't automatically just reef it on when you pull over like you've been doing for years, not that it's worse than a cable for doing handbrakies ;-)

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    3. Re:The hidden costs of automation by mav[LAG] · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the light is stuck in the middle of a confusing, crowded console.

      This says it all. Have we learned nothing from the aviation industry? Studies showed that too much computerisation and increasingly complex HUDS were shown be be if anything, counter-productive for pilots - both in civil and military aviation. When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.

      This also applies to fly by wire. When you fly a manually controlled aircraft like a Tiger Moth, a hang glider or a Cessna, you can feel at all times what the aircraft is doing. As soon as that gets replaced with a computerised system, you're removing the pilot's senses from the equation - a Bad Thing.

      I expect car manufacturers to go through the same learning process - and wind up diverting processing power and features into simpler displays. Why they haven't researched it properly is beyond me - after all it's a human controlling a complex machine which takes time to learn etc. - not much different from flying.

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    4. Re:The hidden costs of automation by topham · · Score: 3

      It is my understanding that it isn't all that uncommon to have new flight students close their eyes while flying a plane. They are then put into a dive, or some other orientation and asked to correct it, without opening their eyes. They fail. Why? Because you don't have as much feeling as you think and they are told to trust, and use their instruments. (And yes, looking is important as well.)

    5. Re:The hidden costs of automation by sallen · · Score: 2
      This says it all. Have we learned nothing from the aviation industry? Studies showed that too much computerisation and increasingly complex HUDS were shown be be if anything, counter-productive for pilots - both in civil and military aviation. When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.

      This also applies to fly by wire. When you fly a manually controlled aircraft like a Tiger Moth, a hang glider or a Cessna, you can feel at all times what the aircraft is doing. As soon as that gets replaced with a computerised system, you're removing the pilot's senses from the equation - a Bad Thing.


      I couldn't agree with you more. Instead of the pilot 'fly the plane' the driver needs to 'drive the car'. Even with HUDS, it's in the windshield retaining some continued visual contact with the outside. If someone has to go through menus just to tune a radio or change the fan on the A/C, they are distracted both visually and mentally when driving a car. After one has driven a car (other than this one) one knows very quickly how to change the radio station or volume or change the a/c without even looking, and it's done in a fraction of a second (And some innovation like volume and channel tuning on the steering wheel makes it even easier). This reminds me a bit of 'faulty' innovation/automation from Chrysler (or possibly Lincoln) who had power steering back in the 50's that was SO 'powered' that there was no feel left in the steering wheel. It didn't last long and people considered it dangerous... you need to 'feel' the car through the wheel just like you need the feedback in a plane through the yoke or rudder pedals. They think cell phone usage can be dangerous? This sounds 100 times worse. I'm a geek/tech oriented as most here, but give me a car with buttons, easy controls, hence a generally longer MTBF, but also easier to maintain and use.

    6. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      The new BMW (unless its a new Mercedes... I actually can't remember now, but its unimportant anyway) has brake-by-wire brakes. When I read about that, I really had to wonder what the brake feel would be like and how drivers would really like it.

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    7. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.
      Tell her to say "hi" to Cathy; she flies airbuses, too. No, not that Cathy, the other one whose husband is an astro-nut...
    8. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you UN-punch this button when you've hit it by accident, in traffic?

    9. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Moofie · · Score: 2

      Might be a pretty thing to think, but I guarantee the flight computer on an F-16 has a much better idea of what the airplane is doing than the pilot does. Seat-of-the-pants flying works fine for Tiger Moths and hang-gliders, but in a nine-gee turning fight, or flying NOE at night in a rainstorm, you have to be able to count on the airplane to do a lot of looking after itself.

      Yes, this is the universal opinion of all four test pilots I spoke with during my flight dynamics class last semester.

      Your point that UI can be over-cluttered is true, but your association from that to combat aviation is flawed. Modern airplanes, like the F-22, F-35, and even the newer blocks of the F-15 and F-16 do a tremendous amount of data processing and collating before presenting it (concisely) to the pilot. You simply can't run an air battle with just your eyes and your copy of Stick and Rudder.

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    10. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Moofie · · Score: 2

      I read the article. We've also studied the video and the incident report. That's what you get for letting British Aerospace write your flight control software. You could also include the one where the A300 (I think) was flying, parallel to the ground, at about 10 degrees AOA, with the pilot firewalling the engines, and the plane dutifully (and erroneously) trimming the plane for level flight with that attitude. All at an altitude of about 20 feet. Lots of trees were uprooted at the end of the runway. Real bad for the airplane.

      I don't believe I was the one who said that fighter jet cockpits are growing more complicated. As a matter of fact, I was refuting that contention.

      And we're ALL talking out of our asses, except for the four posters who have actually USED iDrive.

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    11. Re:The hidden costs of automation by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      If you're waiting to pull out into traffic, you put the parking brake on. This doesn't affect the car normally, but if someone hits you from behind, it stops you being shunted forward and potentially hit from the side by fast traffic.

      I'd guess that if the parking brake was hidden in a menu, you wouldn't be able to do that (at least, not quickly enough to be useful)

    12. Re:The hidden costs of automation by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Lesson 1 for engineers: always check your ArcTan function for right-angles

      Lesson 1 for pilots's families: never trust the government

    13. Re:The hidden costs of automation by joib · · Score: 2


      ....This is way better than a lever-controlled rear-wheel parking brake, because in a panic situation the driver is likely to pull it up too hard, lock up the rear end, and spin.

      No no no! BMW:s are real wheel drives. Instead of using the handbrake you just floor it!! :)

    14. Re:The hidden costs of automation by bluGill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (to repeat something critically important that the other guy said)

      Parking brakes are also for emergency use. What is the driver of this new fangled car going to do with the elecrtical system shorts out completly and there is no power. Not only does he have a fire under the hood, but there is no way to stop the car. Or what happens when the brake line break? Mechanical systems are subject to breakage you know.

    15. Re:The hidden costs of automation by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2

      Granted. The point I was making was that flying by the seat of your pants can be dangerously blunted by electronics between you and the controls. An experienced pilot can tell immediately what the aircraft is doing just by placing his hands and feet on the controls - whether it's about to stall, unusual vibrations, mushing for any reason, or even whether the controls are actually working properly in the first place. Fly by wire doesn't give you this feedback naturally and must be (ironically) programmed in using a force-feedback technique.

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    16. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Odinson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Parking brakes are also for emergency use. What is the driver of this new fangled car going to do with the elecrtical system shorts out completly and there is no power. Not only does he have a fire under the hood, but there is no way to stop the car. Or what happens when the brake line break? Mechanical systems are subject to breakage you know."

      A few things about the goodness of mechanical emergency brakes...

      They lock up only the rear wheels, this is actually better than all four. You can still steer with your front wheels rolling, but not without any wheels rolling.

      Mechanical Brakes are SIMPLE. This matters when your car is inspected, and the LCD(Lowest Common D...) mechanic is quickly sweeping over a clueless drivers car. He might yank on the phsical cable and see that it it loose. But you can bet he won't spot the short in the wiring harness. By the way, auto wiring harnesses are now more expensive than most drivetrains in most cars.

      If you battery fails and the car stalls will the E-brake still work?

      Sounds to me like this beamer might be headed for trouble. Simple systems fail simply and predictably, complex systems might die giving the driver no clue on how to proceed.

      I am not a mechanic, but I have worked as one in the past. I have disasembled cars put them back together and they worked. (mostly) :)

    17. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2

      The parking brake in the 7-series does not use the main brake, it uses a separate drum brake attached to each wheel.

    18. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2

      I suppose that in this event where your hydraulic brake system has fully failed and your electrical system has completely failed, and you have a fire under the hood for $GOD knows what reason, you will probably just crash into something. Good luck!

  11. Maddening it is... by xenophrak · · Score: 5, Informative
    I consider myself a computer junkie, and I also have a smaller version of said company's cars. While I was waiting for the service to be finished one day, I hopped into a new 745i that they had on the floor.

    The car is a real technology lover's paradise: active suspension, GPS, umpteen dozen little controls over everwhere. And yes, there is a key, but it's just a little puck that you insert into the dash. It has it's own little computer and calculates rolling security codes on the fly to foil car theives.

    Now about the only thing I didn't like was the stinking iDrive system. It just plain sucks!! It way to hard to control things that I used to be able to push a button and do. Like surfing through three levels of menus just to turn on the defroster. Stupid.

    The interface itself is ok, the button is hard to get used to becuase it is a joystick and wheel/button in one. And when you do something illegal it vibrates. Slick enough, but the interface is god awful.

    Luckily this thing controls non-critical functions, I could see lawsuits brought if it controlled the gear selection or traction system.

    Someone also told me that the software inside the iDrive is actually WinCE, can anyone verify this? If so, it would be truly a MS car after all.

    BMW has a good track record of innovation, but I think this is a serious detour.

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    1. Re:Maddening it is... by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Informative

      >Someone also told me that the software inside the iDrive is actually WinCE, can anyone verify this? If so, it would be truly a MS car after all

      Yes, it runs Windows CE for Automotive V3.5. (see also) The system was done by Siemens VDO Automotive AG.

      Also, the iDrive demo kiosk runs a windows variant (it was crashed one day, surprise!). I don't know if it shares any of the code with the real product, but it looked pretty functional, so either it does, someone spent a lot of work, or they had a UI-design tool that could spit out both WinCE and Flash.

    2. Re:Maddening it is... by cookd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So why are we blaming Microsoft for the iDrive? MS wrote the Windows CE OS that powers it, but BMW developed the iDrive interface. Why does that make it Microsoft's fault?

      Not that I'm trying to defend MS, just if you are going to attack MS, do it from a rational reason, not a irrational one. Tell me about why Windows CE makes it bad (MS's fault), not why iDrive is bad (BMW's fault) before telling me it sucks because it uses MS.

      (I do have a history of defending Microsoft by trashing irrational arguments, but mainly because I would prefer to see more intelligent discussion of why they suck and what they need to do better rather than knee-jerk anti-MS zealotry.)

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    3. Re:Maddening it is... by fliplap · · Score: 2

      This sucks because of all the times I've seen Windows CE devices lock up, or just turn off for no reason at all. Would you want to be in the pouring rain and have the OS that runs your wipers die?

    4. Re:Maddening it is... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Now about the only thing I didn't like was the stinking iDrive system. It just plain sucks!! It way to hard to control things that I used to be able to push a button and do. Like surfing through three levels of menus just to turn on the defroster. Stupid.

      This was already mentioned in Risks digest a couple of months back. It appears to follow the same idea as computer monitors, that of avoiding having many controls with a single obvious purpose in favour of a few controls with indeterminate purpose.

      Luckily this thing controls non-critical functions, I could see lawsuits brought if it controlled the gear selection or traction system.

      This type of interface has been used for controlling critical functions. Not in a car, but in an airliner cockpit. Resulted in a plane crashing because the pilot missed the indicator to tell if the numbers ment "descend at X thousand feet per minute" or "descend at an angle of X degrees".

    5. Re:Maddening it is... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      (I do have a history of defending Microsoft by trashing irrational arguments, but mainly because I would prefer to see more intelligent discussion of why they suck and what they need to do better rather than knee-jerk anti-MS zealotry.)

      I think it's mainly habit at this point, but they deserve it. After all the crap that MS has shoved down our throats for years, they do not get the "innocent until proven guilty" status anymore. Every OS of theirs that I've had to use has been brain dead. The last version of Word that I liked ran on 3.1. I can't give anything from them the benefit of the doubt anymore. Anything that has their name anywhere near it is automatically bad, because I am one fed-up consumer. They aren't even worth my time to find out if a new product works or not. I just don't want it.

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  12. "European Car" magazine by singularity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "European Car" magazine reviewed the new 7 series in their February, 2002 issue.

    They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26 control and indicator functions. In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.)

    Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit. While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what. You can do it by feel with more simple cars, but cars as advanced as the 7-series will be simply too much.

    Most reviews I have read (I am a big car buff, especially BMWs) all say that once you get used to the system (go out in your driveway for a Saturday), you can figure the system out fairly quickly, and that using it (once you have it figured out) is actually easier than a bunch of buttons.

    Also realize this is the first generation of the system. User interface will only get better.

    I recently drove a Mercedes Benz C320 with the navigation system and cell phone options. They were all combined with the stereo onto one LCD. Once I figured out the relatively easy interface, I was able to do more by touch than I have been able to with other cars using buttons.

    Having one consistent interface made things much easier.

    About the only problem I foud, and the only problem mentioned in most reviews, is the ability to do multiple thigns at once. You cannot raise the stero's volume at the exact same time as you adjust the passenger-side heat.

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    1. Re:"European Car" magazine by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      > They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26
      > control and indicator functions. In the late
      > 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with
      > as many indicators, and over 35 control elements
      > (buttons, etc.)
      > Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.

      Clearly the next step is to have each car come with a a midget or a hyper-intelligent monkey that carries out your direct voice commands.

      "Antonio, please find me a soft jazz station and adjust my headrest. Then massage my buttocks."

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    2. Re:"European Car" magazine by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Funny

      The new 7 series have massage units built into the seats. A reviewer in NZ described it as "like being molested by a car".

    3. Re:"European Car" magazine by mpe · · Score: 2

      They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26 control and indicator functions. In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.)
      Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.


      Problem is that this kind of interface dosn't make the interface simpler, if anything it makes it more confusing.

      While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what.

      Would you prefer them messing with some kind of hierarchical GUI first trying to find if the control they want even exists?

    4. Re:"European Car" magazine by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Bah!!!

      What controls do you need in a car? They can be split into three categories:

      1) Primary driving: Steering, accelleration, shifting, braking.
      2) Secondary driving: Headlights, parking brake, ignition, wipers. (and probably transmission here, if it's an automatic)
      3) Ancilliary: Climate control, stereo, mirrors (N.B.: you adjust your mirrors properly BEFORE driving, not while in transit!).

      As far as driving gauges go, you need this:
      Speedometer, odometer, oil pressure, gas, temperature, and a high-beam indicator.

      That's IT! Ideally to drive a car you need the gauges easily readable, the primary controls instantly at hand, and the secondary controls set apart a bit. The ancilliary controls should be separate and away from the others, but easily usable when the driver wants to play with stuff.

      This joystick thingy isn't simple, isn't straightforward, and doesn't isolate the control groups. It fails at almost everything that a first year industrial design student could tell you about good control planning. It's an overly complicated solution to an overly cluttered environment.

      Too bad, really. BMW is making more than a few weird and unappealing cars these days, and my cherished (and abused :-) '81 320i is looking more and more like a dying breed of cars designed to drive.

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  13. Don't really agree by Spinality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Car controls have changed dramatically through the years. The high-beams used to be via a footswitch. Windshield wipers only moved onto a stalk on the console very recently. Transmission controls have varied widely: stalks, buttons, levers, etc. True, the main controls (wheel, throttle, brake) haven't moved too much, but one might argue there aren't many variations possible if you a) want to steer with two hands and b) want to speed up/slow down with your feet. There were tillers on some early cars, but the public tended to prefer the wheel. Also, remember that engine controls in the old days were incredibly complex, letting you adjust engine timing, butterfly valve settings, and myriad other features.

    I think we've seen plenty of change. Just try to drive a car from the twenties or thirties some time.

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    1. Re:Don't really agree by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      I remember reading about a guy who's redesigned the foot pedals. Instead of gas and brake pedals you have a single pivoted plate. push your toe forward to accelertate, push you heel down to brake. The swedish car safety board found it a good idea - since you don't have to move your foot, it cuts stopping distance etc. Volvo are looking at putting it into production... I reckon it sounds like you would pick it up quickly. Ah, found it, good old Google!

      I recall some other tests suggesting that joysticks instead of steering wheels are better but very hard to get used to - except for people young enough to be video-game addicts, who prefer it!

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  14. Really really bad design. by Alsee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening

    I can see why, if the interface was designed by the same people who designed their website.

    When I pulled up their site I got the worst mis-rendered disaster I have ever seen. I got a column of text wordwrapped at !!14!! characters. Some of the text was invisible on black background. I got random little lines all over the screen. I don't know if it's because I'm using Netscape. I don't konw it it's because I have cookies shut off. But I *do* know it's not just because I have JavaScripting shut off. How do I know? I tried turning it Java script on and reloading. It actually wound up rendering *less* of the page.

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    1. Re:Really really bad design. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      I can see why, if the interface was designed by the same people who designed their website. [bmw.com]
      I think the vast majority of their audience will be viewing this site using IE on 2K, XP or OSX. Those users (90+ percent of users on servers I manage) will be presented with an extremely cool website.

      I bet many true customers will look at the website once at the dealer. I ordered a Mini at our local BMW dealership a few months ago and they had me do all the configuration online via a slick IBM workstation, running 2K and IE.
    2. Re:Really really bad design. by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      Ah, they've fixed www.bmw.com: Now I get

      JRun Servlet Error
      com.livesoftware.jsp.JSPServlet:
      java.lang .NullPointerException

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    3. Re:Really really bad design. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      I had no problem on IE on OSX. Just tried it. Maybe you've blocked JavaScript?

  15. obligatory... by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "press OK to open the air-bag"

    QED

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  16. They can take my manual transmission away... by Spinality · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Wait...come to think of it, that's probably just how it would happen. But I guess I wouldn't need it then.

    I hate cars that try to be smarter than the driver. Give me my old Morgan any time. I do miss it so. <sigh>

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  17. Registration-free link by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 4, Insightful
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  18. Re:For those not in Ontario, Canada by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2

    I am in Ontario, and from the story's link had surmised that the official town mascot was now the hoagie. Maybe their goose is cooked...

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  19. BMW 745i by BWJones · · Score: 3, Informative

    On a recent business trip, I had the opportunity to drive a new 745i. All I have to say it what in the hell was BMW thinking? My first impression of the car walking up to it was, wow.....it's ugly. My next impression was sitting in the drivers seat and wondering how to turn on the headlights. (it was night) I kept thinking that this was absolutely like a Microsoft designed interface.

    Any vehicle that has a user interface so non-intuitive that one needs to pull out the owners manual to adjust the mirrors, figure out how to shift, and turn on headlights is just plain bad design. And what is up with the parking brake?!!? Furthermore, I like being able to determine what gear I am in by touch, not having to look at a display someplace. BMW vehicles in the past have had wonderful driving experiences with intuitive placement of controls, but if this is the way things are going with BMW, I will be looking at Audi (the A8 is a wonderfully understated and competent automobile with a superlative driving environment.) BMW should know what they are doing and I can only hope this is an accidental release. (They got it right with the Mini afterall.)

    Quirky is one thing (Porshe and Saab with weird places for the ignition key), but the 745i's interface is downright unacceptable, bordering on dangerous.

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    1. Re:BMW 745i by Osty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any vehicle that has a user interface so non-intuitive that one needs to pull out the owners manual to adjust the mirrors, figure out how to shift, and turn on headlights is just plain bad design.

      Current car layouts (gear shifter generally obvious, steering wheel, key ignition in one of several common places, etc) are not "intuitive", either. Rather, they're "comfortable", because they don't deviate much from what you've been driving. Think about it. A Ford Model T and a Porsche 911 are still pretty similar in layout of the steering wheel, gear shift, gas, breaks, etc. Yes, the 911 may have things in slightly different places, and it certainly has many more options, but the point is that the layout is still similar to everything that's come before.


      Now, before you say that the reason cars have the layout they do is because that layout is intuitive, let me say instead that that's certainly not the case. When cars were first being made, why didn't they use a "horse reigns"-like steering system, since that's what everybody was using before and thus must've been "intuitive"? Or why not a rudder lever like on a smaller boat, rather than the steering wheel from larger boats? Why gas on the right, break on the left? These things are not intuitive, but they're ingrained in us from long use. Think back when you first started driving. Did you just hop in the car and know how to do everything? Of course not, because it's not intuitive. But you learned, and having learned a certain way that's what you're comfortable with. And so, when a company tries to innovate and do something new, you complain because you have to read the manual to do what you think are "intuitive" tasks, even though you should be reading that manual anyway before driving the car away from the dealer.


    2. Re:BMW 745i by foobar104 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, so you wrote a long skreed about how "intuitive" is a fundamentally meaningless term. Unfortunately, I think that's because you're confused about what "intuitive" means, as applied to technology and whatnot.

      When I sat down at my first Mac in the summer of '84, I went through a fairly lengthy training program about how to use the mouse. It was the first thing that popped up when you turned on the computer, and it covered stuff like what "click" means, versus "click-and-hold," "click-and-drag," or "double-click." It pointed out the fact that you can pick up the mouse and move it to another place on the table without moving the pointer. These things weren't obvious. They had to be taught.

      Years later, pretty much everybody in the 6-60 age bracket knows how to use a computer mouse. We think of computer mice as being "intuitive" because using them involves applying skills that we all acquired long ago.

      But change some fundamental way that the mouse works. Say instead of using a button to click, you had to push the mouse forward slightly, then pull it back toward you. This would strike you as awkward and-- presto!-- unintuitive.

      In this context, "unintuitive" means "differs from established custom in a significant and noticeable way."

    3. Re:BMW 745i by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > When I sat down at my first Mac in the summer of
      > '84, I went through a fairly lengthy training
      > program about how to use the mouse.

      "Fairly lengthy"? You mean the "Mousing Around" tutorial? The one with the fish bowl and the little piano keyboard? I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".

      How many times did you have to do it before you finally got the hang of it? I mean, we're talking about the proverbial single-button mouse. A la Homer Simpson: mouse goes up, mouse goes down. Cursor goes up, cursor goes down.

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    4. Re:BMW 745i by ghostlibrary · · Score: 2

      Most of the ideas you mention (reins to steer, rudder to steer) _were_ tried in the early automotive days. Likewise, 'break on left, gas on right' wasn't the original concept, each car had a different method and often used levers or such for throttles instead of pedals. Also, there is lineage-- bikes used handlebars, so some cars tried that, too.

      The current layout came mostly from a small handful of manufacturers suddenly making very standardized cars, and became the default setup.

      Like any good mechanical design, the final layout succeeded because it:

      * was mechanically feasible

      * mapped well to the problem

      * effectively represented the function (i.e. wheel turns = car turns, as opposed to, oh, push level forward=left).

      So design isn't just "people are used to it", there are (*gasp*) actual thought processes behind it.

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    5. Re:BMW 745i by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      "Fairly lengthy"? You mean the "Mousing Around" tutorial? The one with the fish bowl and the little piano keyboard? I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".

      If memory serves me right, it was about five minutes or so, maybe even longer than that. For something which, twenty years later, we call "intuitive," that's pretty extensive training.

    6. Re:BMW 745i by JFMulder · · Score: 2

      > I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".
      > How many times did you have to do it before
      > you finally got the hang of it? I mean, we're
      > talking about the proverbial single-button
      > mouse. A la Homer Simpson: mouse goes up,
      > mouse goes down. Cursor goes up, cursor goes
      > down.

      You see , that's the problem with technically inclined people. I have this problem myself. because we think it's easy to do something for us, and we learned it pretty quick, it must also be easy for others.

      Figuring from what the other poster said, if he used a mouse in '84, he must be older than me, and maybe older than you are. He never probably didn't grow up playing games and using computers. I did, and probably you too.

      That's why when we first used mouse, it came relatively easy to me. After all, it wasn't totally different from a joystick. Not that much anyway.

      I have a father who is really not technically inclined. I mean, we've had a computer for 5 years, and he can't still figure out what's the difference between the files on his computer and the files on an FTP server. Him : "If I erase the file on my computer, can people still access it on the Internet." Me : "Of course, it's on Geocities, you sent it there." No talking about uploading, he wouldn't know. My father is not dumb tough. On the contrary. But, he's 60, didn't have a lot of money when he was young. Didn't get to mess around with a computer before late 80's (and it was on an 8086 with DOS, so Windows is pretty different), and even then, he only used it for WordPerfect and Lotus 123. But when Windows 95 came, he got totally lost. But I had never really messed with any version of Windows before and started using it and found it intuitive and easy to use.

      Maybe he was just too used to DOS-like interfaces and hasn't been able to use Windows.

      Same thing for that guy with the mouse. Maybe he was too much used to a keyboard, and mouse was totally weird concept to him.

      Or then maybe I'm wrong, and my foot is in my mouth right now.

    7. Re:BMW 745i by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Okay, so you wrote a long skreed about how "intuitive" is a fundamentally meaningless term. Unfortunately, I think that's because you're confused about what "intuitive" means, as applied to technology and whatnot.

      When I was studying mathematics years ago, one of my profs gave me the best definition of the term "intuition" that I've ever come across.

      For a young mathematician, there are a few words that seem puzzling and out of place in the mathematical vocabulary; "elegant" and "intuitive" are among them. Many times I heard some step in a proof described as "intuitively obvious", when (a) it was *not* obvious to me and (b) the notion of "intuition" didn't seem to fit well into the world of mathematical rigor. I quickly gained an understanding of what was meant by "intuition" in the context of math; mathematicians who've been around for a while gain a "feel" for things and know what's likely to be true without laboriously working it out (and intuition is critically important to research -- doing a depth-first search of the space of possible proofs looking for interesting theorems would be... tedious ;-) ).

      When I asked my prof about it, though, he gave me a precise, concise and absolutely correct definition. "Intuition," he said, "is nothing more or less than applied experience." He went on to point out that "experience" is completely different from "knowledge"; in fact they're nearly orthogonal.

      So, when trying to decide if something will be intuitive to some person, you just need to consider whether or not they have significant applicable experience, which is to say, how similar it is to what they've used before. It's also a good idea to consider if it might have misleading similarities. Apparently applicable experience which is nevertheless wrong makes the new thing seem "counter intuitive".

      This is exactly what you said, I just thought you might find it useful to have a precise yet usable definition of the term.

      Unfortunately, this definition points out that one of my favorite quotes is, in fact, wrong. Bruce Edigar said that "The only 'intuitive' interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned". But the nipple isn't an intuitive interface. Babies don't start sucking because they have experience with something fairly similar. The nipple is an *instinctive* interface; people come into the world with that knowledge hard-wired.

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    8. Re:BMW 745i by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      From some site on the internet about the Model T's controls:

      "There are three pedals on the floor, two levers on the steering column, and one floor lever to the left of the driver. The floor lever is neutral while in the upright position, second gear when in the forward position while the leftmost pedal is not depressed, and emergency brake when all the way back.

      The leftmost pedal is first gear while depressed, second gear if the floor lever is forward when released. The middle pedal is reverse gear and the rightmost pedal is the brake. The right lever on the steering column is the gas, and the other lever is the spark advance."

      So in short, you're wrong.

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    9. Re:BMW 745i by MKalus · · Score: 2

      >>Quirky is one thing (Porshe and Saab with weird places for the ignition key), but the 745i's interface is downright unacceptable, bordering on dangerous.

      The Porsche Key is on the left because of it's race car heritage (24h LeMans).

      Nothing strange about it.

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  20. Seems highly dangerous to me... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember another car with a similar system, perhaps Alfa Romeo. The problem with a "one knob control" is that
    a) Many functions will be not directly accessible, but in a submenu. Instead of just turning up the heat you have to go Climate control->Temperature-> and then adjust. This puts some strain on the driver I imagine, much like handling a mobile phone.

    b) Because of that, one needs feedback in order to know what one is doing. You will either have to look at a little screen (like in the Alpha Romeo) and take your eyes of the road (very dangerous), or listen to voice feedback and go through the menus that way (very annoying and slooow).

    I much prefer old-style controls, so I can just blindly reach for the various buttons. No need to look at them even briefly. By all means improve the controls by laying them out well, or automating part of it, like for example the climatronic system. But please leave me with ordinary buttons and knows, don't make me use some daft menu. I am all for gadgets and such but this is plain dangerous.

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  21. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

    Who said, "Every interface is learned, only the nipple is intuitive" ?

  22. GT + BMW + iDrive = Funny by EchoMirage · · Score: 2

    A bit off-topic, but amusing. Here's a little known but interesting fact. GT bikes patented (and trademarked) the "iDrive" name for its race-level full-suspension mountain bikes (and they're beauties!). BMW came up with the same iDrive name a few months later and thought they'd roll it into production. GT, of course, put the brakes on, but they came to a friendly understanding and now BMW licenses the iDrive name from GT.

    So the next time any of you especially wealthy ones are out cruising in your iDrive-equipped BMWs, just remember the name (like all things great ;-) started with mountain bikes.

  23. Cars by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    Just give me the basics, wheel, clutch, brake, gas, and a gear shift....

    My Corvette has 5 different computers in it. They monitor everything. It has a central DIC, driver information center, for most things. It tells you all stats on the car as well as any warnings or problems. The good part is the Active Handling system. The computers in the car constantly monitor many things... lateral G's, accelaration, braking, tire slippage, etc. Unlike other cars with basic traction control is that the Vette will correct problems for you. If it senses the back end coming around it'll independantly brake a single will to bring the car inline. Very handy, and has saved me before when hitting loose gravel or water.

    The bad part is that everything is computer controlled. Want to put in a good alarm system? Good luck. :) It has also caused some cars to have electrical gremlins..very hard to track down.

    1. Re:Cars by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

      Yes you can. You can also go in to competition mode, which lets you spin the tires (no traction control) but won't let you get out of line (Active Handling On).

  24. OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by knewman_1971 · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS-DOS: You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys. Failing to find them, you climb on your bike and pedal over. You have to make several trips since you can only carry one thing at a time.

    OS/2: It's a great car, it drives well, but it will only work on 70% or the roads in your area. After fueling up with 6,000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching band on parade. Halfway there, the car blows up, killing you and half the town.

    WINDOWS: You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly; because attached to the back of the car is a freight train. Other than that, it's pretty neat; it's all run by pushbuttons, but it only goes about 35mph, you gotta warm it up for twenty minutes before it'll run, and it manages to hit 3 phone poles, a mail box, a stop sign, and two other cars on the way.

    WINDOWS NT: It LOOKS really fast, like a Formula 1 car, and it's built so low to the ground that you can't take it out of the driveway. You get in the car and write a letter that says "Go to the store". Then you get out, and mail the letter to your dashboard.

    WINDOWS 95: You call the garage to find out it isn't fixed yet, but you can keep the Windows loaner until it is.

    MACINTOSH SYSTEM 7: You get in the car to go to the store. The car drives you to church, because the store has mysteriously exploded.

    UNIX - You get in the car and type "GREP STORE". You screech off at 200 miles per hour, and arrive at the barber shop.

    UNIX-WARE - Great deal, and looks really cool. Doesn't have an engine, though... Call Novell, buy an engine. No tires. Call Novell. No transmission. Call Novell. No clutch. Call Novell. No carbs. Call Novell. They don't support carbs anymore. Buy a fuel injector. No steering wheel ...

    NETWARE - You have to hire a CNE to chauffeur you around, but he keeps wrecking the car.

    AMIGA - You get in the car and tell it to go to the store. It takes you to a shopping mall on the moon.

    TALIGENT/PINK: You walk to the store with Ricardo Montelban, who tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the store in his Learjet.

    AIX - Cool. A cross between a BMW and a Hyundai pickup truck.

    LINUX - The developers have been here overnight and changed everything again. You wonder what the new cattle-catcher front end and rear gun turret are for. Car won't start. Hot-wire the ignition. No oil pressure. Add oil. Bad backfire, injection system needs adjusting. Check manual - nope, manual's three months out of date. Tune injectors by ear. Stereo is missing the left channel, tire pressure seems low, needs a good wax job ... the hell with it, I'm gonna stay home and play with the car ...

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    1. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by mini+me · · Score: 3, Informative
      And I seriously hope that Microsoft never even starts thinking about building a car.

      From: http://www.microsoft.com/insider/bmw7series.htm

      When we heard about BMW's telematics vision, we knew the exceptional quality in Microsoft technology would fit hand-in-hand," said Bob McKenzie, general manager of Microsoft's Automotive Business Unit.
    2. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      On-topic, yes, but

      1. Old.
      2. Out of date. Six of the OSes are not even supported anymore.
      3. Unoriginal.
      4. MODDED UP TO +5 FUNNY? What were you moderators thinking?

      [feckin kids]

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    3. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      WINDOWS: if you have a car you're not allowed to buy a bike. A gramophone comes installed but if you want a CD player you have to buy it yourself. You can't remove the gramphone.

  25. Reminds me of the Porsche SNAFU by cOdEgUru · · Score: 2

    The Bruce Schneir book "Secrets and lies" talks about one of the models of Porsche which had a bug where in which if the gas tank has less than one litre of gas and takes a real hard swerve, the subsequent accumulation of gas in the tank to one side, would confuse the onboard chip to believe that the tank is empty and thereby shutting down the car immediately.

    I can imagine a couple of new born dot com millionaires who had no clue what the fuck just happened.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the Porsche SNAFU by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

      actually something similar happens if you fill the tank of an e36 bmw with the drivers door open!

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  26. Sounds like they need help with UI design by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    I'm sure most of you are familiar with the belief that nothing should ever be more than five clicks into a website. In the case of a car, nothing should ever be more than *two* clicks in.

    Why two? Because typically, you only have to frob ONE control in a car to accomplish your goal. Want to increase the fan speed? Slide over the lever or twist the knob. Activate the hazard lights? Push or pull the control, or flip a switch. And so on. The electric e-brake is a big mistake too, but I won't go into that yet.

    The ONLY reasonable way to have a LCD interface in a car is to have a row of mode buttons; One for environmental controls, one for stereo controls, one for navigation, et cetera; And have all the controls for that mode available once you enter it. Personally I am a big favor of real buttons, but i know they're somewhat impractical here. You COULD easily have a row of physical buttons down the side of the screen with changing labels next to them, but you must NOT have the top and bottom buttons scroll the list up and down. The whole point of having "hard" buttons is that you can reach for them by touch and not have to look at the panel.

    Voice recognition is a good idea, at least in a luxury car like this one designed to be quiet inside. With the use of a DSP you should even be able to make it work nicely while the radio is playing. But it doesn't solve this problem at all.

    The fact that you have to enter a sub-screen of a settings screen to access some functions is just wrong. BMW should know better than that. Also, using a mouse-type interface is stupid; It should be a touch-screen, period. If you use a pointer, you have to watch the pointer, which is going to divert your attention from the road. Pure idiocy.

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  27. Obligatory Viral Humor by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Hi! How are you?

    I take you to this place in order to have your advice.

    See you later! Thanks

  28. What If Microsoft Made Cars? by __aasfhc1949 · · Score: 2
    Well, this has already been seen around here before, but this always gets a good chukle:

    http://m-a-t.com/msgates/

  29. Side article by axlrosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Be sure and click on the "related article" too, Menus Behaving Badly:

    My beagle, whose job description is "scan roadsides for squirrels," is in the back, moving from one side window to the other. Each time he shifts, sensors in the seat take note, and the right rear headrest whirrs up as the left one whirrs down. For the next two hours, the headrests dance in tandem, as if trying to provide comfort for restless spirits.

    1. Re:Side article by G-funk · · Score: 2

      The best part about that is the mental picture of some dude reviewing one of bmw's most expensive cars, and deciding he should put his dog in the back on the leather... Not the kind of intellignce to which I'd trust my car buying decisions :)

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    2. Re:Side article by G-funk · · Score: 2

      If he owns a new 7 series bmw he sure as hell can afford (and will use) a cheaper car for moving the dog. You don't get that kind of money by ruining expensive property.

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  30. Car RADIOS are bad enough... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    In my last car, I had an aftermarket radio that I bought without thinking about it too much. Instead of a volume control knob, it had volume up and volume down buttons. They tried to make it clever, with one of those controlled-backlash features--that is, each UP press would take you up four units in volume, then each DOWN press would take you down a single unit.

    It drove me bananas. I can't believe just how annoying and distracting it was to use that thing.

    Plus, it had one of these deals where you can set eighteen FM stations and six AM stations--there's a row of six station buttons and another button that cycles you through FM-1, FM-2, FM-3, and AM. After about a month I finally got clued in and set FM-1, FM-2, and FM-3 each to the SAME set of stations. _I_ can't remember an arbitrary four-by-six array of stations and I don't think anyone else can, either.

    Setting the clock for daylight savings time? Twice a year I would say "this CAN'T be that hard, I'm SURE I can remember enough from last time to figure it out. Let's see, you press and hold the TIME button for three seconds and then hold the station 1 button while you press the "volume up" button? Nope, not it." And twice a year I'd have to stumble into my house and try to find where I had left the manual for the thing...

    What WILL Donald Norman do when EVERYTHING in the world is a badly-designed computer interface and there ARE no natural objects with plain "affordances" to point do?

  31. and you think cell phones are bad? by crystalplague · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait until somebody rear ends you one day because they were busy reading their 20 volume instruction manual trying to figure out how to put the window down.

  32. Re:I take issue with that description by Cadre · · Score: 2
    As a chain Wawa (no second capital W) is vastly superior to a 7-11. The deli is better, the store is cleaner, the staff is generally less surly. Please, please, don't demean this wonderful chain by equating it with a 7-11; it's like saying Linux is basically a DOS like operating system.

    Okay, if we are going to be relating convience store chains to operating systems, I'd like to point out that Wawa wouldn't be the Linux of them. It might rank around the Mac OS 6 level (with 7-11 ranking in at good ol' DOS). Sheetz is a far better chain than Wawa and would be the Linux of them...

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  33. BMW needs a UI guy by smagoun · · Score: 2

    The BMW engineers desperately need to read The Humane Interface by Jef Raskin. He knows a lot more about interfaces than they do. Computers are cool and all, but WIMP interfaces are hardly the pinnacle of good design.

  34. If they didn't second-guess the driver so much... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Even in this day and age, many of us still decry the evils of the automatic transmission (me being one of them). There are reasons why a great many cars are still made with a stickshift, the main one being that those of us who know how to drive a stickshift find that the automatic transmission tries to second-guess the driver too much and ends up getting things wrong, or at least not as smooth as they could have been. Even those "auto-stick" things they put in newer cars aren't capable of shifting at different RPM speeds very well. The only coding analogy I can think of is comparing HTML coding in Notepad to HTML coding in FrontPage.

    I think BMW is really shooting themselves in the foot with this idea. Sure, this technology will probably eventually catch on much like the automatic transmission did (I expect to see this idea flourish in the "family vehicle" market), but it will generally be detested by those drivers that like having an honest-to-God interface with the car instead of having to deal with a machine that assumes too much. And seeing as how BMW typically markets themselves to the sports car user...

    If this was something like cruise control, where I could push a button, turn off the computer and do the driving myself... maybe. But even then there's no way you'd see a device like this in a manual transmission. And if it doesn't have three pedals, I refuse to use it.

  35. Useless features? by xixax · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And has driving really got any more complicted than in 1953?

    OK, there may be some genuine safety advances that make the car more complicated, for example and air-conditioning system will help keep the windscreen from fogging up. But what functions do you need to drive a car safely?

    BMW et al. can make running the stereo and other non-essential features as interesting as they want, so long as they don't mix them up with essential functions. People who get used to a particular UI aren't going to be the only people driving this car. Nor do we particlarly need a situation where you need a certification in a particular model of car before you can drive it safely.

    Xix.

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    1. Re:Useless features? by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      Interestingly, in my Escort, the air conditioning tends to cause the window to freeze up instead of having the salutory effect of taking the moisture out of the air it is blowing up on the windshield. That particular feature seems to be a bit of a pox on a lot of damp cool Canadian fall days. Oh, and since they've thoughtfully wired your A/C to any setting that puts air out over the windshield, you're pretty much screwed unless you pull the A/C fuse. Nice design, that.

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    2. Re:Useless features? by Spyky · · Score: 2

      BMW et al. can make running the stereo and other non-essential features as interesting as they want, so long as they don't mix them up with essential functions

      In the case of the BMW iDrive system, all driving functions (lights/turn signals, gear shift, parking brake, steering) are centered around the steering wheel and dash cluster. All non-essential features (AC, stereo, phone, etc.) are controlled with the iDrive controller near the armrest.

      -Spyky

    3. Re:Useless features? by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      The problem in the escort is that the air coming out of the vent is dehumidified, but the air on the outside of the window and inside the car is not. The cold air rushes up, and moisture immediately condenses on both the inside and outside of the car window resulting in a vision blockage. So you go from having a bit of mist/fog on the windshield to having some ice. Also, the fact that the heat takes a while to come into the air stream doesn't help much as the air spitting out is very cold.

      Besides, since when did car users become too dumb to decide if they wanted the AC on or not?

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  36. It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    In my opinion, the worst flaw in automobile user interface design in history is that headlights stay on by default, even with the key removed, unless you explicitly turn them off. Does anyone have a good example why you would want a car's headlights to stay on (permanently until the battery runs out) after you have left the car and taken the keys with you? Please let the discussion begin.

    Subarus are the only pre-1992 cars I've seen that do not exhibit this behavior. My next car will most likely be a Subaru, for this (among many other) reasons. :) I still see plenty of 2002 model cars with thier lights on in parking lots, so I know the problem is still not solved.

    No doubt this car still does this, and now you have to go though 5 menus or so to turn them off rather than just rotating a dial. :)

    1. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Belgand · · Score: 2

      I have an '89 Cadillac DeVille with auto-on and auto-off headlights (the so-called "twilight sentinel", although I thought I beat him at the end of level 4...). The problem is that as of late the system has gotten rather sensitive. It will frequently not turn on for a long period of time unless it is extremely dark yet when confronted with bright light (i.e. going through the drivethrough) it shuts off and you have to go back to manual. Usually this means you forget to turn them off half the time expecting the car to do it automagically.

      The idea of lights that go off when you remove the key though sounds rather promising...

    2. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by topham · · Score: 2

      Don't know what car you refer to but, studies have shown that headlights on REDUCE accidents (atleast up until virtually all cars have them on.) Even in the day time. But, most newer cars I have seen have day-time running lights. NOT HEADLIGHTS.
      They are not focused like headlights and they do not turn on the tail-lights. (My petpeve is all the idiots driving during blizzards without their lights on. Very hard to see the back of a car when it is covered in snow and no lights.)

    3. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      So I see your point... headlights might be useful for finding keys if you've dropped them. On the other hand, headlights only point in one direction on a car... if you drop your keys behind your car, or somewhere on the side, they do you very little good. If this is the only reason a person might want headlights on without the key in place, it could be better served by a lower power 360-degree light that wouldn't drain your battery so quickly (and even that could turn off on a timer.) Also, if you're in a drunken state, my guess is it's probably better if you can't find your keys. There's your feature. :)

    4. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Worse, they brainacs who design our cars have decided the headlights should stay on during daylight hours. I find this annoying, confusing, and dangerous.

      Uh, you have experienced little issues like fog, rain, snow storm, dust storm, cloudy day... etc.

      Many motorcycles drive with their headlights on during the brightest parts of the day (it makes them more visible to drivers and safer for their own travel) as do some car drivers.

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    5. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by RayChuang · · Score: 2

      On my 1998 Honda Civic HX CVT coupe, if I leave my lights on after removing the car key the car buzzer goes off in a very annoying fashion. That's why I've never had my car lose battery power due to lights being left on after I leave my car. :-)

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    6. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by TheSync · · Score: 2

      The new VW cars will not allow you to leave your headlights on (which can occasionally be a problem if you are using them to light up something at night, but I can deal with that), and it also is quite difficult (impossible?) to lock yourself out of the car.

  37. Re:Greed stifles innovation by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    It is obvious from the contents of the above post that the insurance industry's greed is to blame for the fact that in the high-tech decade of '00, our cars have seen few improvements over the mechanical controls that ran them in the 1960s.

    And me without any mod points. Somebody please throw a +1, Funny or two at the parent of this post. I think it's hilarious.

  38. Bizarre slashbot responses... by sheldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is funny. Slashbot tries to slur Microsoft because of the BMW iDrive, yet doesn't even realize that the iDrive uses Windows CE.

    http://www.microsoft.com/insider/bmw7series.htm

    The system was actually built by Siemens along with all the custom software and such.

    Christ slashbot is so out of touch with the computing world it's not even funny, this thing has been in the news for the past year.

  39. Milk? Wawa? (OT) by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    OK, what is Wawa and why would you go there for milk? We've got these great things called grocery stores here where I live and they have had milk for sale for as long as I have gone there. I often buy milk in large quanties (at a substantial discount!) and bring it home, where I place it in a personal cooling unit known as a refridgerator. The really great thing about this is that I can go get some and not have to wait for my car to boot up.

    1. Re:Milk? Wawa? (OT) by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2

      It is the Seven-Eleven of the Philly area. Seedy little places on every corner (I used to buy smokes at the one in Narberth) which seem to stock every known type of human or otherwise grub at inflated prices. Aimed primarily at the Smokedot crowd and skater kids who rip off parking meters.

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  40. Re:If they didn't second-guess the driver so much. by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    And seeing as how BMW typically markets themselves to the sports car user...

    No BMW typically markets themselves to car users who have enough money to buy BMWs. And this useful piece of technology will certainly cost more than your average heater lever and hazard light knob, so BMW will market the iDrive cars to car users who have enough money to buy iDrive cars. And then these users will naturally deselect themselves as they cruise down the road trying to find the submenu for airconditioning. Which will naturally allow the population of car users without enough money for iDrives, but enough money for a standard BMW to grow, due to fewer natural predators. It is really a brilliant marketing strategy on BMW's part.

  41. If Your Eyes are Getting Old by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You may find this frustrating. I can read my dashboard, but it takes several seconds for my eyes to adjust to dash distance from road distance. I couldn't possibly think about fighting with a UI like that.

    BTW, the UIs for autos were not standardized in their current form very early on. I got the explanation how to drive a 1920 Ford truck a couple of weeks ago. These were very strange to the modern driver. I'm not sure if anything besides the steering wheel was in the same place as it is on typical cars of today. I think there was a brake pedal, but it was rightmost. Other pedals did different things to the gears, but there were assorted levers involved in gear-shifting, too. So, it takes time for these things to get worked out. Nowadays, that means thousands of lawsuits while things get worked out.

  42. Freeways full of 12:00 by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    > Without a key, a floor shifter or really any
    > buttons, this might be the future for cars, are
    > the masses ready to wrestle with computers just
    > to go to Wawa for milk?"

    I agree that this could be a problem.

    In the maddening drive for car manufacturers trying to differentiate their cars, they're going to end up causing more harm than good.

    The good thing about cars is they all generally have the same interface. So if you've got more than one car in the family or you're renting a car, you generally know how to use it without having to take a 3-hour class as suggested by BMW in the article.

    With each manufacturer trying to come up with their own nifty interface, you're suddenly going to have lots of cars with wildly different user interfaces. BMW with their weird iDrive thing, Mercedes with their voice recognition, and who knows what Audi and Lexus will come up with.

    Of course there are few chances for someone to rent a 740i as a rental, but if this sort of thing filters down to the entry level cars, expect chaos.

    Cars aren't like computers, where a non-standard interface causes a major catastrophe. Click the wrong button on a computer because you're unfamiliar with what it does may, at worst, delete a file you didn't intend to delete. In a car, unfamiliarity with the controls can cause an accident.

    Here's an example. After having all Japanese cars, I recently bought a German roadster. In my car the cruise control knob is right next to the turn signal, which is in turn mounted kind of low. When I first got it, the first few times I tried to make a right turn, I ended up engaging the cruise control. That was disorienting, to say the least. I eventually got used to it and it was just one interface problem.

    I can imagine what it'll be like if you can't work the iDrive dial-thingy.

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    1. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      Could this be what would happen if there was suddenly 20 different versions of Windows out there?

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    2. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by Animats · · Score: 2
      The good thing about cars is they all generally have the same interface.

      And that took decades, and finally legislation. The brake pedal/accelerator/steering wheel combo wasn't standardized until at least 1925. The Model T Ford had a completely different pedal layout than what we're used to today. Congress and the NTSB had to mandate (49 CFR 571.102) the PRNDL shift quadrant. For decades, GM did it differently, for some historical reason in the original Hydramatic. People kept getting reverse by accident in GM cars.

    3. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by k_187 · · Score: 2

      Here's an example. After having all Japanese cars, I recently bought a German roadster. In my car the cruise control knob is right next to the turn signal, which is in turn mounted kind of low. When I first got it, the first few times I tried to make a right turn, I ended up engaging the cruise control. That was disorienting, to say the least. I eventually got used to it and it was just one interface problem.

      This has been pointed out elsewhere, but the fact that you are used to pushing one button to do something, and then in a different car, made by a different manufactuor, a button in a similar place does something different, is NOT an interface problem.

      Is is a problem if I own a TV with the power button on the right side, then buy a new one with the power button on the left?? I would hope not.

      Different designs call for different uses of that design. All of the people that complained about OS X's changes to the Mac interface weren't willing to change their old habits. Give something like this a week, and you'll probably be completely used to it.

      Oh, and if you bought an American car, it would probably work different as well.

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  43. And not always for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Cars have changed many times. I have driven cars from the 30's and it isn't that much more complicated if you already know how to drive a car with a standard with partial or no synchro on the manual transmission and with manual choke. If you can't do that, what the heck are they doing letting you drive an 1800 kg hopefully-guided missile?

    Turning cars into things idiots can drive has very much turned the roadways into the home of the idiot. ABS, automatic transmissions, cruise control (this one not so much), traction control, etc. are the kind of things that have lowered the bar of driver competence. And they give illusions of capability that aren't always accurate. ABS works better under some conditions than standard brakes, but not always. In slush or gravel, it actually has longer braking distance (as O.P.P. studies discovered). For some reason, vehicles got from A to B for years without a lot of these features and yet we have them now. Computer control is another example.

    Take your example of the dimmer switch. Remove the floor switch (not too hard to replace) and put it (linked to the windshield wipers/etc) on the control yoke (not as easy to replace) and this is an improvement? And what happened to automatic headlight dimmers like those used by Cadillac? The auto-industry has had any number of good ideas that for mysterious reasons have vanished, and a lot of hairbrained ones that stuck around.

    Once upon a time, car manuals listed technical specs like compression, gear ratios, horsepower and torque curves (not just single rpm quotations), bore and stroke, etc. Now, you get told about the cup holders. Need I say more?

    And I found it interesting that a some of the head safety guys for NASCAR and CART utterly disagree with some of the current design practices for cars. They _know_ about high speed collisions with other cars and with concrete walls, and they have a rather different philosophy on how to protect the passangers than most car manufacturers.

    Car manufacturers are in business to make money, not necessarily to make the best car and sometimes that means gizmos, even if they are a bad idea. If it were otherwise, someone can explain to me why a ten year old F150 supercab with a 2.5 ton truck 4 speed and a carbuerated 351 gets better MPG than a standard cab F150 with a 5 speed with overdrive and fuel injection and a 302? New ain't always better.

    1. Re:And not always for the better by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

      I have driven cars from the 30's and it isn't that much more complicated if you already know how to drive a car with a standard with partial or no synchro on the manual transmission

      he... i drive a car built /5/ years ago and i have to double-declutch when changing down (a la pre-synchromesh cars). it's a '97 mini and the synchro on 2nd gear is horribly bad.

      - clutch
      - neutral
      - clutch out
      - blip gas
      - clutch and change down

      and you have to do the above (esp. last 2 steps) reasonably close together. great fun... :)

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    2. Re:And not always for the better by falloutboy · · Score: 2
      If it were otherwise, someone can explain to me why a ten year old F150 supercab with a 2.5 ton truck 4 speed and a carbuerated 351 gets better MPG than a standard cab F150 with a 5 speed with overdrive and fuel injection and a 302? New ain't always better.


      That's a pretty good question, and since I'm a spaz for minor details, I went looking for the answer at Edmunds.com. According to them:


      2002 Ford F-150 Fullsize Crew Cab Truck
      4.6L V8
      231 hp @ 4750
      293 ft-lbs. @ 3500 rpm
      Estimated milegage (city/highway) 16/20 mpg (with automatic transmission)
      Source: http://www.edmunds.com/new/2002/ford/f150/4drsuper crewkingranch2wdstylesidesb46l8cyl4a/specs.html?id =lin0018


      1992 Ford F-150 Fullsize Extended Cab Truck
      (I couldn't find "supercab," I figured this would be close enough)
      4.9L straight 6
      145 hp @ 3400 rpm
      265ft-lbs. @ 2000 rpm
      No mileage data posted here
      Source: http://www.edmunds.com/used/1992/ford/f150/2drxltl ariat4wdextendedcablb/specs.html?id=lin0066


      I was able to get mileage data for the 1991 model year, and it was 16/20 city/highway for the 4.9L 6-cyl. So, given those numbers, newer is better.


      As for the new 7-series, I like it. Even the wierd rear end is growing on me. I had the opportunity to take a ride in one back in January, and I was pretty impressed. Regardless of the gadgets and gizmos, I don't think another sedan in the class can touch it in terms of driving fun.

    3. Re:And not always for the better by Spinality · · Score: 2

      I always double (de-)clutch on every car when downshifting, and have for 30 years. It's part of why I like driving with a manual transmission. Truck drivers and race car drivers do this because they must; I do it because I like it. :)

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  44. Shocking that it's BMW by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

    This iDrive idiocy sounds a lot more like a GM "innovation" than a German one. Jesus, my 635 is about the simplest goddamn car ever designed. I'm a little surprised that BMW -- a company supposedly devoted to the art of driving -- would produce such an elephantine, Microsoftian nightmare.

    It bodes ill. Happily, I'll never have a buck and a quarter to drop on a 745 (or a 760), so it's not likely to bother me except it the abstract.

    Best,
    'jfb

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  45. Re:Getting milk by topham · · Score: 2

    Never mind having to bundle up when it's -35C.

  46. Thank you Mark Cuban.... by pjdepasq · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't let Bill Gates manage a WaWa.

  47. Re:Customization by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    I don't know about you, but I don't trust half the people I know (mostly the programmer half) to design a decent interface to the front door, let alone a one-ton hunk of metal that I might one day be hurtling down the road and have to figure out. The very thought makes me shudder.

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  48. I'll be dipped... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    PEOPLE seem to misinterpret complexity as sophistication," Niklaus Wirth, the Swiss computer scientist, once said.
    Now, the NY Times starts an article by quoting Niklaus Wirth... What is the world coming to???

    Who's next? Brian Kerningham???

  49. Re:Have you seen the new designs from BMW? by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the new cars are hideous. I personally feel that BMW peaked, designwise, in 1989, but that's just my 635csi pride speaking.

    'jfb

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  50. Inside sucks, outside groovy by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    I haven't driven one, but one pulled up behind me on the expressway this afternoon. Black. Like a spaceship. I thought Hotblack Desiato was trying to overtake and pass...

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  51. Obvious Comment by sconeu · · Score: 2

    And someone's probably already made it, but...

    Gives new meaning to the "Blue Screen of Death"
    and to "System Crash".

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  52. This definitely gives me pause by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    It's basically been proven that the average person drives better drunk than while trying to operate a cell phone, and that's a pretty simple interface. Now BMW is coming along and giving people more reasons to take their eyes off the road? WTF are they thinking?

    I'm all for adding cool features to cars, but let's try to keep it in the realm of the practical, mmmkay? Otherwise, you're just asking for trouble. Having to navigate a complex GUI just to turn on the wipers or the rear defroster = bad idea.

    And not all computerization is a good thing-- although the antilock braking system in my '94 Grand Am has saved my ass a couple times over the years, a few years back I was lucky that it did not CAUSE an accident-- the chip that controlled it died in such a way that occasionally I would hit the brakes just to stop normally, or to slow for a turn, and the pedal would go straight to the floor without slowing the car!! Luckily, I quickly discovered that when this happened, lifting my foot from the brake and then stepping on the pedal again would engage the brakes-- and I got that problem taken care of damn quickly, within the car's original warranty period. But every now and then I'll think about how that simple problem could have had very unpleasant or even fatal results, and I'll shudder a little bit.

    On the plus side, if someone in their shiny new 745i plows into you because they were fiddling with their iDrive computer, at least you'll be able to sue with confidence that they can pay up. :-)

    1. Re:This definitely gives me pause by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 2
      It's basically been proven that the average person drives better drunk than while trying to operate a cell phone, and that's a pretty simple interface. Now BMW is coming along and giving people more reasons to take their eyes off the road? WTF are they thinking?

      There are more cellphone in the world than there are BMW cars. Let's try to change this by giving our cars a cellphone UI.

      HTH

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  53. Re:Greed stifles innovation by Swaffs · · Score: 2

    Just because the controls are still mechanical doesn't mean they haven't been improved. Far from it. The reason why they're still mechanical is that first of all that mechanicals are reliable and a proven solution. This isn't software where crashes are acceptible, so there is, rightfully so, hesitation to move to something else. Secondly, mechanical controls transfer vibrations through them that allow the driver to feel what the car is doing. That is lost with by-wire controls. So really, there's no desire to move away from mechanical controls.

    There has, however, been plenty of innovation where its warranted. Air bags and ABS are obvious safety innovations that are on almost all cars these days. How about efficiency improvements like CVTs and variable valve timing and lift setups seen in engines today? Or better yet, hybrids and electrics? What about Ferrari's new automatic clutch? There is plenty of innovation in cars these days.

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  54. Apache, BMW edition by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how long before someone slaps Embedded Linux + Apache on, hooks it to a cellphone, and lets the world log in?

    If that happened, what would a Slashdotting do to the car?

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  55. Re:while we're delightfully off-topic... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Yeah, those bolis were good.

    My biggest gripe with Wawa is the wildly inconsistent hoagie quality. I'm not a demanding consumer who lists a hundred toppings and blows up if one is missing-- I ask for a little mayo, and a little lettuce. Sometimes they will come out perfectly, but more often to the person making the hoagie, "a little mayo" means, there should be so much that the rest of the stuff in the sandwich shoots out of the bread when I take the first bite. And "a little lettuce" usually means that I can pick up the sandwich, shake it for five seconds, and wind up with a hoagie *and* a huge side salad. :-)

    ~Philly

  56. Change your sig by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Some of us aren't big star wars geeks that must know everything in advance. I hope that's just a joke.

  57. iCar by Perdo · · Score: 2

    Did everyone forget the iCar?

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  58. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by Rhinobird · · Score: 2

    Walking is NOTHING like crawling. It is not an extension of crawling. However I can be persuaded to thin otherwise if you can point to research that shows walking is an extention of crawling.

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  59. Truth about wawa.... by phunhippy · · Score: 2

    For all of us enlightened(and bad spellers) in the Delaware Valley and other close areas, We all know that once you walk into a WaWa you never ever ever ever want to go back into a 7-11 or cumberland farms or any other lame convience store ever again! why you ask?
    1. Fresh sandwiches made to order 24/7
    2. CLEAN STORES! no dirty 7-11 mold here
    3. usually friendly staff at all times
    4. Much better selection of stuff you need(TP at 4 am that wunt cut your butt open!)

    They're just so much better and nicer then anything else out their.. and from what a friend told me that worked at one(makin da hoagies!) they actually pay decent for a chain store job! This would be one company that i would like to see be a national chain.

  60. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

    CVT was first done by DAF (dutch car company) in the 1950s. used 2 belts driving spring loaded "cones" (the load on the belt would drive the cones apart, and the spring would return them, thus varying the gearing ratio)..

    my grandad used to have one.. :)

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  61. Re:Have you seen the new designs from BMW? by jedrek · · Score: 2

    I can't agree, I really like the current (E39, E46, etc) makes and the stuff that's on the horizon is really nice as well, especially the new six-series and 5-series. It's definately superior (design wise) to anything comming out of Detroit, and pretty much rocks the new offerings from Mercedes-Benz (S and SLK)

  62. BMW's "experiment" on the website by CarrotLord · · Score: 2

    I have never seen a more pointless demonstration of a product than the Flash demo ("experiment") of why an ergonomic system is better than a non-ergonomic one.

    It consists of a series of questions, with possible answers arranged in a 3*3 square. You use the cursor-key like controls on the left to highlight the right answer, then click on select to submit your answer.

    The demo comes in two parts - the non-ergonomic version, where the cursor keys are randomly laid out, and the ergonomic version, where the cursor keys are conventional. You go through ten or so BMW-related trivial pursuit style questions, non of which are particularly hard, but all of which require _some_ thought. When you go through it the second time, ergonomically, the same questions are asked, but the answers are in different positions. The demo then comes up with the elapsed time you took for each section (which happenned to be wrong for me).

    The problems with this are obvious:

    Firstly, it's biased -- the first time through, you are spending time thinking about the questions. Second time through you know the answers.

    Secondly, it's got nothing to do with iDrive. It could be a good demo of the value of good ergonomics, but rather than demonstrating the good ergonomics of the iDrive, it asserts that the iDrive has good ergonomics.

    Thirdly, the two interfaces offered are not neccessarily any more ergonomic than any other interface -- they are just more familiar. Given that I am used to using different navigational interfaces (az for up/down, ,. for left/right, or the vi keys, etc), the difference didn't make that much difference to me.

    Finally, given that I was interacting through the use of a mouse, the interfaces weren't that different to me anyway...

    BMW has lost its way. Bring back the early 90s.

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  63. See also Risks Digest by Observer · · Score: 2
    There have been a couple of comments in the Risks Digest recently about BMW and VW driving too far too fast down the high-tech route. They're together, in Vol22 Issue 3.

    Looks like my next car is going to have to be a second-hand one.

  64. Re: like a microsoft car by peddrenth · · Score: 2

    "To the extent not prohibited by law, in no event will BMW or its licensors be liable for any lost lives, injuries or damaged property, or for special, indirect, consequential, incidental or punitive damages, however caused regardless of the theory of liability, arising out of or related to the use of or inability to use the vehicle, even if BMW has been advised of the possibility of such damages."

    Oh and no, we won't let you sue us whilst crashing through a pedestrian crossing whilst trying to find the "Start -> Environment -> Temperature -> Driver's side -> Footwell -> Make hotter" menu.

  65. Re:can't even make a decent web site by peddrenth · · Score: 2

    Most people do use mozilla. It's used for all the popular browsers (mozilla, galeon, netscape, and maybe konqueror and nautilus?) and even Internet Explorer identifies itself as "Mozilla compatible" when you visit a website.

    Maybe my website is just not targeted at people who use internet explorer? I've not installed the "We detect you're using IE, please upgrade to mozilla" script yet ;-)

  66. Re:Straw men by peddrenth · · Score: 2

    "Actually, it would be quite easy to do this in most towns - a ten minute bike ride, maybe"

    I remember in anchorage, finding that I couldn't physically get from one side of town to the other without using a small stretch of motorway (or whatever the US equivalent is)

    Of course, I only found this out after cycling off the exit ramp, looking back, and spotting a well-hidden "automobiles only" symbol. I was expecting a room-sized reflective sign like at home.

    There are some places just not designed for bikes, nor for walking!

  67. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by peddrenth · · Score: 2

    Actually, if you have mastered a pencil, a using a pen would be intuitive

    However, if you've mastered a tennis raquet, using a squash raquet would not only be non-intuitive, but would cause you to forget how to use the tennis raquet.

    The brain can only store so many models, which act like device drivers in a computer. Once you've learned to ride a bike, you effectively have a /dev/bike stored in your brain which can be used to ride any type of bike. If you get a suspension bike or a motorbike, then /dev/bike is changed, rather than creating a new one for the motorbike.

  68. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by sphealey · · Score: 2
    Who said, "Every interface is learned, only the nipple is intuitive"?
    This chestnut is a Slashdot Posting Standard(tm), but it happens to be untrue. A large percentage of babies, perhaps as high as 50%, need to be led to the nipple and encouraged to suck the first dozen feedings or so.

    sPh

  69. Try the Prius for a lesser version of this by RayChuang · · Score: 2

    Folks,

    While everyone is talking about how complicated BMW's iDrive system works, I think if you want a car that has lots of electronic controls try a Toyota Prius.

    I've driven the Prius and many of the instrument functions are electronic, especially if the Prius has the GPS navigation system installed. Even the radio in many ways works through the LCD touch screen on the dash. Fortunately though, the climate control system uses conventional controls.

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  70. It's because you're using Netscape. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    Switch to a browser made this century, preferably one that's a little more standards-compliant.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:It's because you're using Netscape. by Ioldanach · · Score: 2
      Switch to a browser made this century, preferably one that's a little more standards-compliant.

      Such as, say, IE 5.50 on W2K, which renders the top of the window as a bunch of vertical lines?

  71. Bad idea - here's why: by DG · · Score: 2

    There is a really important difference between cars and airplanes that makes cribbing cockpit design from aircraft a really BAD idea:

    Airplanes typically operate well removed from any obstacles or other aircraft. As such, they can tolerate having the pilot's attention brought inside the cockpit for extended periods of time.

    An aircraft can be flown entirely on instraments, never having to physically view the world outside.

    A car - especially one driven on a conjested freeway - requires that nearly 100% of the pilot's attention be directed outside the cockpit. A momentary lapse of attention can result in striking another car, running off the road, or missing an exit.

    If you've ever endured a freeway "brake check" where 4 lanes of traffic go from 80 MPH to a dead stop in a matter of seconds, you'll know what I mean.

    It is essential then that cars have user interfaces that require the bare minimum of driver attention to operate. If a driver has to concentrate on the interface in order to verify what it is doing, it is pure and simple a bad design. This makes anything that demands navigating a menu while under way is not well thought out.

    DG

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  72. S2000? Insight? Honda is making big moves fwd. by SPYvSPY · · Score: 2

    There are still plenty of major advances in automobile technology being made every day. Just look at Honda, for example. (They've always been leaders in technology anyway.) How can you say that the 80MPG Insight is not a breakthrough technology? Also, a major refinement of existing technology, such as the S2000's 9000RPM 2-Liter 4 Cylinder F20C engine that has the highest specific output of any production NA engine ever is pretty much the same type of advance as the processor speed wars.

  73. You're showing your poverty. by SPYvSPY · · Score: 3, Funny

    A 7-series BMW is really not a very valuable car. While I would agree with you if we were talking about some type of classic Bentley, or something special like a Ferrari 456GTA. I might even have a problem with someone putting their dog into a 750iL. (Actually, no, on second thought I wouldn't.) A BMW 745 is strictly fungible goods -- no need to baby it at all. In fact, babying your BMW 7-series is pathetically bourgeois behavior. You'll end up looking like those poor saps with the "garage queen" Lexus IS300's. Please, muster some self-respect.

    1. Re:You're showing your poverty. by G-funk · · Score: 2

      If you like. Although that attitude certainly makes you look like a dickhead who couldn't afford one. Personally I don't believe in luxury cars, the closest thing I'd ever get to a luxury car is a 300kw HSV.

      Oh and here in australia, a 7 new series _is_ a lot of money for a car, like the kind that could buy you a ferrari, or a 911 turbo.

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  74. mod parent up by valmont · · Score: 2
    it's an interesting analysis :)

  75. Cardinal Rules of Usability Design by securitas · · Score: 2


    Do not break existing interfaces.

    Integrate established methods and skills wherever possible.

    Innovation at the expense of functionality is counterproductive.

    The US air traffic control system redesign project had to be scrapped after spending billions because of the horrendous usability issues it ran into, causing confusion among air traffic controllers -- it completely ignored their established ways of working. They are still using slips of acetate that are stacked on a board because its much safer for passengers and the controllers can work with all the information they need at their fingertips.

    Aircraft carrier control towers still use a miniature mock-up of the flight deck and the controllers keep track of what's happening with tokens or models of the aircraft and equipment and personnel on the deck. Why? Because it works.

    I am also reminded of how a new X-ray machine had to be redesigned because it completely disrupted the way that X-ray technicians work and actually made their jobs more difficult and slower to perform, which was the exact opposite of what the new machine was supposed to do.

    The driving layout IS intuitive because it is so ingrained and established in our culture. Well before people reach the driving age, they know how to drive. Their skill and ability to drive is another matter.

    Users shouldn't have to 'complain' as you put it. Designers should stop for a moment to think about what they are doing and if it truly helps the user. The 745i control is a driving hazard.