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Thread writes "This group is getting together slashdot readers all over the world. Check out slashdot.meetup.com to meet up with Slashdot readers in your town." The meetup.com site is pretty much brand new, and it's a fun idea. We thought this was kind of a cool idea and something a bunch of people have asked for in email and in past stories so we thought "let's see what happens."

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  1. I'd say a big group in L.A. by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But do I REALLY want to meet some of the people here...I think not :)

    Stay on your side of the net and I'll stay on mine :)

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  2. Problem. by Master_Eagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not live in the US, and I do not live in any of the (major) cities given. If I were actually interested, what would I do?

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    1. Re:Problem. by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      I do not live in the US, and I do not live in any of the (major) cities given. If I were actually interested, what would I do?

      How about getting in touch with the owners of the site to see what they could do? If they are serious about making it work, they would probably try to listen and make their model applicable to more settings.

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    2. Re:Problem. by chrisd · · Score: 2
      There is a way to add venues on the site, so you might want to try that out.

      chrisd

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    3. Re:Problem. by Gorobei · · Score: 2

      Just post a message with the title "Need ticket from to ." The Slashdot Auto-Ticketer will find the best flight and mail a free round-trip ticket to the address you used when you registered for your Slashdot account. Perl rocks.

  3. If I go to troll by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I show up as an AC?

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  4. Cool idea by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    It seems that the /. readers I know are already near me, but getting a chance to meet other prominant members could be interesting.

    Hmmm.... Should I post my trips to Ecuador? Or are most of the readers from the US? ;)

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  5. Peachy by sheepab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can have hoards of slashdot readers slashdot my front door.

  6. What do we say by jsse · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do we say when we meet?

    "FIRST POST!"

    1. Re:What do we say by sheepab · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you make the spock sign with your hand and say...
      "First Contact!"

    2. Re:What do we say by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 2

      no just wear the geek shirt or better yet, the first post shirt.

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  7. Work people. by saintlupus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm. Time to see if my boss reads slashdot.

    If so, time to start posting anonymously.

    --saint

  8. Uhh, no. by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are others like me in my town? I can get 300k downloads off my cablemodem in the evening since there are so few geeks in my area. You think there is enough of us to have a meeting?

    What are you smoking! That's why I spend my time here.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Uhh, no. by random735 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For me, I'll stay home that particularly night and get 300k downloads for the first time ever!

  9. Is this a trend? by wirefarm · · Score: 2

    Are a lot of sites doing this now?
    I just started seeing announcements of Fark parties - I think it's a neat idea, especially for people in other countries.
    (Just as long as that goatse guy doesn't show up...)

    Cheers,
    Jim in Tokyo

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    1. Re:Is this a trend? by El_Nofx · · Score: 2

      Fark parties are just a big get drunk fest, not saying that /. parties won't be :)

      Here in Fargo, ND it will probobly just be everyone that shows up at the 2600 meetings.

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    2. Re:Is this a trend? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2

      Jim in Tokyo, I'm Corey from Fussa...nice to meet you...well sort of.

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  10. I had this idea... by swordboy · · Score: 2

    I had this idea but it was slightly different. It was going to be called, meatup.com where meat lovers could get together and talk shop about bar-b-que.

    Oh well - back to the grind stone!

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    1. Re:I had this idea... by Skapare · · Score: 2

      How about shootemup.com for gun lovers? They can haul in the meat for the bar-b-que.

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    2. Re:I had this idea... by Seanasy · · Score: 2

      Wait, I was going to use that domain for my bulk heroin buying group...

  11. Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to meet? Since when are geeks social? Grab your PC and CAT5 and setup a LAN party into the wee hours of the morning.

    Ouch! I just had a visual of 50 people all trying to get first post...all in the same room.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Ouch! I just had a visual of 50 people all trying to get first post...all in the same room.
      For once, it's gonna be slashdot who's gonna get slashdotted...
  12. top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by bilbobuggins · · Score: 5, Funny
    Top 3 bad jokes you will see in this thread:

    3) If we get there first do we get to yell 'FIRST MEET!'???

    2) Will there be moderators monitoring our conversations? If so do I get more karma for imported beer?

    1) Hey man, if we linked them all up together via video conferencing it would be like a Beowulf cluster of /. meetings!!!

    1. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by fluxrad · · Score: 2

      don't forget the guy walking around with a parrot on his johnson.

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    2. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope I don't live near the goatse.cx guy...

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  13. Hello Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're fired.

  14. Good, I hope you show your face. by Typingsux · · Score: 5, Funny
    I really want to meet you anonymous coward.

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  15. Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2

    Represent, Central PA! I don't wanna be the only Dubois area nerd!

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  16. OK, now a serious post by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This may be a good organized way for us to get political representation. This may offer the physical "grouping" needed to effectivly lobby our elected government officials.

    Maybe try and invite your local congressman to hold a Q/A thing about technology legislation. It makes it easier to organize petitions. Organize a group drop off to his local office when you know he is in...bring the whole group. Can you think of a better way to make a point? Image if this happened at congressional office all over your county (the US in my case.)

    Something like that may be enough of a reason to get me to go to something like this, or at least join the mailing list.

    -Pete

  17. FAQ Confusion by waldoj · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the FAQ:
    How many people will MEETUP?
    We guess that there will be 4-12 people at a MEETUP. We will try to let you know how many people to expect at your MEETUP.

    What if there aren't enough people for a MEETUP?
    We cancel MEETUPs with less than 5 people signed-up.
    Hmm...so what if one of them is an Anonymous Coward?

    -Waldo Jaquith
    1. Re:FAQ Confusion by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      When 5 people sign up, there is always the chance that one (or more) can not show up.

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      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  18. I plan on going!!! by Kasmiur · · Score: 2

    I will be anonymous coward #45

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    1. Re:I plan on going!!! by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 2, Funny

      I will be anonymous coward #45

      Doesn't telling us that sorta defeat the point of going AC?

      Still the idea of a place were people could meet anonymously has a certain appeal. Maybe these meetings could grow into something like that.

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      "The moment "pride" is lost, "freedom" is also lost." - Ramza.
    2. Re:I plan on going!!! by Kasmiur · · Score: 2

      Actually i wasn't going. I just figured it would be funny to say it:-(

      I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought.

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  19. Key difference by ez76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You get to "moderate" the trolls whether you have points or not.

    (cracks knuckles)

    1. Re:Key difference by Uruk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Imagine the scene of a total troll get-together. One guy would be off in the corner pouring hot grits down his pants, while another turned to stone while looking at the large bird perched atop the third's dick. This all being watched over by the goatse guy, who is somewhat occupied trying to, ahem, hold himself shut.

      On the other hand, it might just be a room full of pasty white guys sporting various operating system advertising clothing items all hoping to meet the nonexistant geek girls.

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    2. Re:Key difference by sniepre · · Score: 2

      Do we get "My Name Is" Badges like on the meetup site?

      And.... I wonder how many people will be named "Anonymous Coward" ;)

      Sorry, it goes without saying, but it nonetheless had to be said.

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    3. Re:Key difference by Tokerat · · Score: 4, Funny

      And.... I wonder how many people will be named "Anonymous Coward" ;)

      ...or how many wise-ass trolls will write "Slim Shady" on theirs...

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    4. Re:Key difference by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2

      Using your fist probably doesn't scare away the Goatse-trolls though...

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    5. Re:Key difference by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      The main difference is that geeks work apart from BOTH sexes. Hence the need for sexual release in the form of Tomb Raider (henceforth known as Tit Raper) and the resulting carpal tunnel syndrome. I mean hey, no one REALLY believes you get that from working a mouse, right?

      Spank the monkey!

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  20. Not excited. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh wonderful! A couple hundred nerds in my area going to meet geek chicks and finding that none of them turn up.

    I'm sorry, but I'd rather stay at home chatting up guys who *say* they're women than knowing that they're not.

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    1. Re:Not excited. by Quixote · · Score: 3, Funny
      A couple hundred nerds in my area going to meet geek chicks and finding that none of them turn up.

      Thats because "geek chicks" are a myth, a legend. This notion of "geek chicks" has been around for decades, to keep your coke-bottle-glasses geek from stopping his coding and trying to get a social life.
      A "geek chick" occupies the same position in the 'real' world as the Unicorn, Sasquatch, Tibetan Yeti and the Loch Ness monster.
      There are rumors of a "geek chick" film (a-la the Patterson/Gimlin film) floating around, but nothing conclusive has been found.

    2. Re:Not excited. by sparkz · · Score: 2

      Yes there is such a thing...

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    3. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2
      That's right. I'm not going. No way.

      Why? 'Cause you little slashdorks stalk my friends. And I don't want you knowing what I look like.

      If you read this and visit my website, please know that yes, I am a girl; yes, I do Linux for a living; yes, I have a boyfriend; yes, he is a geek too. And PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE leave my friends alone.

      --mandi

    4. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2
      heh heh. Am I paranoid if they're really out to get me? :)

      No, random guys hunt down my friends on IM or where ever. It's one thing for me to get email from guys who see my posts here, but my friends don't need that. If you were hacking crazy cross-compiling real time code, do you want to answer IMs from a deVry student who found your IM name after hitting my site?

      probably not... :)

      --mandi

    5. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 4, Funny
      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

      My site has the IE CSS Vulnerability coded on the front page. :)

      --mandi

  21. 2600 by ardmhacha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would there not already be a lot of /.ers at these meetings 2600

  22. I want to meet a chick by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2

    /. dream chick? do they exist?

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  23. Read the License by fxncnu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's ironic that Slashdot, which is so against crappy EULA's, has created such a un-friendly Terms Agreement.

    Quoting the license,
    We may amend the Agreement at any time or times by posting the amended terms on our web site. All amended terms shall automatically be effective 30 days after they are initially posted on our web site. This Agreement is effective for all users of our services.
    Does this seem like the "push" system to anyone? What if I'm away for 30 days (vacation) and they create some new crappy Terms like "you must pay us $$$ per $$$ and you can no longer terminate this agreement?" Maybe I'm just paranoid; otherwise, there's something wrong w/ this.

    1. Re:Read the License by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Well, if the agreement does get abused, there will be a big story to expose it on SlashD...

      Oh wait.

    2. Re:Read the License by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always just ctrl-a, ctrl-x whatever is in the box and than type in "I am the king of the world" and than click the agree button, submit.

  24. 2600 by Myriad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sounds a lot like the 2600 meetings.

    Why not just join up with one of them? They are well organized and have been going on for years. /. probably shares much of the same crowd anyway (with perhaps a few less Mitnick fans).

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  25. t-shirts by r00tarded · · Score: 2, Funny

    somebody let them know the female t-shirt they show under the "Buy crap to wear at your MEETUP" step will be unnecessary.

  26. Slashdotting a mall by TibbonZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we can ./ a public place IRL just as a Geocities site?...

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  27. Didn't this bother anyone else? by handsomepete · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll be the first to admit that I'm not an insane security freak, but this kinda bothered me. After you sign up look at your address bar (all relevant information changed):

    http://slashdot.meetup.com/?email=x@y.z&password=m ypasswordisbeingprintedinplaintext&terms=on&action =join&zip=00000&localeId=&setLocale=1

    *sigh*...

    1. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anenga · · Score: 5, Funny

      Crap! Your right!

      Your mom, or friend or somebody might look over your shoulder and cancel your mailing subscription for slashdot meetups!

      Somebody alarm the IT Department!

    2. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Crap! Your right!

      Which would make it your left.

    3. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by handsomepete · · Score: 2

      Well, from a personal standpoint I was thinking of the guy at my work (where I am currently) who goes through all of the URLs visited during the day. I'm not so stupid as to use my work/important passwords on a site on the internet, but it's the principal. I *always* want to see my password in dots or asterisks or blank space. I never like having them tossed right back at me. Bah. Whatever.

      Someone mod up the AC who made that "your left" joke below. I liked that.

    4. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Right, because if they appear as ****** on the screen, they'll also appear as ****** in your proxy's logs!

      I hope you aren't using wireless. Or a cablemodem. Or that your phone company doesn't have a microwave link to the neighboring town to cut down costs on buried cable. Simple microwave receivers are mighty cheap these days and the content is very interesting. Thought you might want to know that fact.

    5. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have exactly the same problem on slashdot! Even if your password is not being printed in plaintext in the URL, it's being printed in plaintext in the body of the POST HTTP request when you log in. The only way around that is SSL (https) websites.

      I'm much more concerned about someone getting my slashdot password than getting my slashdot.meetup.com password. And not really too concerned about either, when you come right down to it.

      If this was a problem, how come you never mentioned it before? How did you log in?

  28. *BSD is Dying is Invited by XBL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please invite the person who wrote up this oft-posted drivel... so we can beat him/her up.

    Also, be sure to setup some tables for the trolls, and then offer a free round of drinks... laced with something...

    1. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      How about that guy who keeps claiming Stephen King is dead? If there's a gathering in Bangor, Maine where I'd be going, maybe we can get King himself to come give that schmuck a few "Troll"'s upside the head.

    2. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by kraf · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      If you want to beat up trolls, they have already won.

    3. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by Danse · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but it will be a Pyrrhic victory for them if we still get to beat them up.

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    4. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by anshil · · Score: 3, Funny

      I say let's all get rubber hammers, and then finally physically fight out several long term discussions:

      Round 1: is VIM or EMACS the better Editor? Get your hammers ready!

      Round 2: whats the better desktop? KDE or GNOME. 1-2-3 All hammers go!

      Round 3: Which license to choose, GPL or BSD style? Hammer guys, hammer!

      Round 4: Who is the better Star Trek Captain? James D. Kirk or Jean-Leuk Picard? (However they are spelled), Hammer the wrong speller.

      Round 5: The fight of the better kernel: BSD or LINUX! The side group favoring HURD may not be hammered to excesivly, by the BSD or LINUX group, give them a chance.

      Round 6: We'll all split up in several groups and hammer for the best browser!

      Round 7: What Script Language is better, PERL or PYTHON. ( The ones left favoring TCL are to be hammered until they get some sense in their heads.)

      Round 8: Is UnitedLinux a good thing? Hammer, hamm er, hammer!

      Round 9: We'll hammer about the linux kernel development, do we need a patch tracker? Versioning System? Shall we hammer linus a bit? until patches it's no longer so frustracting to get all these patches silently refused?

      Round 10: YOu can exchange all you hammers you've aquired against Karma, Congrats.

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    5. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Round 11: Is JonKatz's head harder than a hammer head?

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  29. Free Kevin by TibbonZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, wait, he is already free..

    Let Kevin Use a Pager... - Damn, doesn't fit on a bumper sticker...
    Ok, who needs freed now? Free MP3s!
    Already have FTP, damn...

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  30. Genius! by ffatTony · · Score: 3, Funny

    No longer must we verbally assault strangers via the Internet, now we may physically assualt them in person. Thanks Slashdot.

  31. Webcomics by Apreche · · Score: 2

    This meeting thing is totally awesome. It's cool to meet /.ers in the area, but most of them go to my college. RIT and all. But the idea of a real life get together for people who all belong to one internet group is not new, but this site makes it really easy and cool.
    My friends write a webcomic http://www.dubthis.net about anime, and we use the forums to get people together so we can meet at conventions. There are going to be tons of us at http://www.otakon.com in the end of July. At ACen they threw a huge party, and we plan to do the same again.
    If /.ers meet up in the real world they should throw huge parties. If they just meet and brag about their karma and their desktop environments it would totally suck.

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  32. Political Representation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Representative of what? What do Slashdot posters agree on? Nothing that I can think of.

    Imagine a 'million geek march' with many banners, many with opposing viewpoints.

  33. Should I go? by writermike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who will be attending this meetup?
    So far, the following people have signed up:

    AssFace


    Ummm...

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  34. Re:1st Arse, by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    ./'ed? What is he, a configure script?

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  35. Wait a minute! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't this necessarily involve going outside at some point?

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    1. Re:Wait a minute! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      Won't this necessarily involve going outside at some point?
      Holy shit! Not the big room????
  36. What Happens by sparkz · · Score: 2

    You find that the kewl people on /. are just spotty 16-year old boys.

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  37. I'm afraid to go. by tshak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quite honestly, I'm afraid to go. People may link my real name to my /. name and recognize that 4/5 times I tend to defend MS technology and even commend MS for their innovations. Maybe since I'm in the Seattle area there will be a few more "on my side" since it's so close to redmond. Nevertheless, I should at least come prepared with a weapon to defend myself. Maybe then I wouldn't be afraid to wear the MSDN T-Shirt and ASP.NET hat that I usually wear to similar meetings ;P

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    1. Re:I'm afraid to go. by refactored · · Score: 2, Funny
      No doubt your saber would have an evil red glow...

      Say, all this super-quiet case tech could be used by dark-siders to cut down on the noisy breathing problem...

  38. Slashdot the local McDonalds! by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Wowsa. Imagine Slashdotting a McD's. Swarm the drive-through and counters during staff change-over, or during whatever time they expect to be slacktime.

    Better yet, Slashdot a local restaurant that's more deserving of your business. It'll stress hell outta the chef and waitstaff, but if everyone's generous and leaves a big tip, they'll probably forgive you in the end. :-)

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    1. Re:Slashdot the local McDonalds! by Bonker · · Score: 2

      Better yet, Slashdot a local restaurant that's more deserving of your business.

      Some restaurants, those who server alcohol at any rate, will tend to comp your food bill if you rack up a huge drink tab.

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  39. I'll wear my EFF T-shirt! by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

    That will make me unique, and help to distinguish me from the other slashdotters in attendence.

    Also, I'll be sure to pepper my conversation with quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hopefully, someone else will be named Brian - hillarity will surely ensue!

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  40. That depends... by Wee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    /. dream chick? do they exist?

    Well, now... that would depend on what you dream about, wouldn't it? If you fancy a single woman who always wished she could run strace on life's problems and has a geek code, then I'd wager you'd probably find someone to your liking. If your tastes run more towards the bottle blond, lipstick lizard, clothes horse types, then I'd think a mall would be a better bet.

    But while I've got you, how about a little piece of free, metaphorical advice from a old fogey: finding women is like fishing. That'sa ll you have to remember. Sounds silly, but it's very true if you examine it for a minute. You don't go fishing with a pole if you want shrimp, and a net won't get you many marlin. And while there are a lot of fish in the sea, they're pretty much concentrated in certain areas. Identifying and then placing yourself in those areas is a primary goal. You'll do better on the coast near the mouth of a river than 800 miles out over deep water maybe. And you need bait to match the fish in your area. You most certainly aren't going to catch cod with balls-o-fire.

    Even still, just being where the most fish are is only half the battle. You have to remember that the volume of water to fish is enourmous. So you have to improve your your odds of hauling in the fish you want by catching lots of fish and only keeping the one(s) you want. Catch-and-release is alive in love as in fishing, trust me. This means you have better chances of hooking that lunker if you are the only boat on the water or if you can fool the fish by thinking you're only boat on the water, say by putting more/flashier/smellier bait in the water. Chum sometimes works, but it also attracts fish you don't want; too much smelt and barracuda and not enough calico bass makes for bad fishing. You also have to be careful because other boats can run off the fish, or into you even. The minute you tangle your lines with those from another guy's boat is the minute you look real long and hard at the fish on the hook. You probably don't want it.

    Anyway, I could go on and on but you get the idea:

    • Figure out what kind of fish you want
    • Get the right kind of bait
    • Get out there where the fish are
    • Get there early so your alone
    • Hook as many as you can while only keeping the good ones
    That's what I did. Good luck to you.

    -B

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    1. Re:That depends... by Wee · · Score: 2
      Thanks, man! I'm glad you liked it (and in spite of my spelling errors; I deeply cut my right index finger with my wife's new ceramic knife Saturday night so typing as fast as I think can be hard). I'm just trying to help the young ones out -- at the risk of sounding like a badly photocopied faxed joke pinned to the wall of some old guy's bait shop. But everyone can relate top fishing, and I think the allegory holds up. I know I sure could have thrown a few back.

      That said, I'm not nearly as much fisherman as I want to be (grew up in Phoenix, AZ for cryin' out loud) but living near the ocean has got me hooked. No pun intended, mind you. Yes, if Southern California is good for anything it's paintball and fishing. They're both equally good for completely different reasons. I just couldn't think of a way to relate women to paintball. Not without delving into the obvious ball/splatter material. This is a family site, after all.

      -B

      --

      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    2. Re:That depends... by Mike1024 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey,

      finding women is like fishing. That'sa ll you have to remember. Sounds silly, but it's very true if you examine it for a minute. You don't go fishing with a pole if you want shrimp, and a net won't get you many marlin.

      How would dynamiteing the fish fit into this metaphor? It sounds like my sort of approach.

      Michael

      --
      "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
    3. Re:That depends... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2
      How would dynamiteing the fish fit into this metaphor? It sounds like my sort of approach.

      How about a large supply of GHB and your favorite pub/nightclub?

      (Of course, this is a joke. If anyone seriouly considers using date rape drugs, they deserve a swift kick up the ass....many times repeated)

  41. Meeting location by jeffmock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, but I'm only meeting in buildings where
    the architectural drawings are freely available
    by a license that RMS approves of.

    jeff

  42. Re:Kind of an anti-thesis to Mensa. by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're in! The /. crowd that is, especially since the correct spelling is 'antithesis'.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  43. Sweet! Now I'll know what to tell the officer... by MO! · · Score: 2
    When I get pulled over on the drive home - I'll just say "No Ossifer, I'm not drunk, I've been Slashdotted! "


    He'll be sure to let me go!

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    I AM, therefore I THINK!
  44. National Slashdot MEETUP Day? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    s/MEE/BEA/g

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  45. Other Topics Too... by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just in case you didn't look any further than the links, there are plenty of other topics too. Computer and non. Not to mention you can add your own topics/dates/etc.

  46. McDonalds slashdotted by Skapare · · Score: 2

    When I was in college, there was this 24x7 McDonalds operating across the street a couple blocks up from the four big dorm towers. It was the end of the week before finals and many of us were realizing we were really supposed to be studying all semester, so we were playing catchup on that. Anyway, we needed a break, and at 3 AM, the bars weren't an option.

    Someone came down to our floor and announced that 12th floor was going to McD's in 10 minutes, and to spread the word. I ran down to 6th and told them. We were all to meet at the back door closest to McD's. 10 minutes later there were people just pouring out the door. A rough head count put the number at 400. I didn't know that many college students studied.

    400 students flooding into McDonalds at 3 AM was definitely a very interesting sight, especially that everyone lined up to order food. Fortunately because it was the end of the semester they had put on a couple extra cashiers. But it did take about half an hour to get all the orders put through. And no, they did NOT run out of fries, but all the fruit tart things were gone. It was definitely SRO. Two police cars came by, but they just stayed outside and watched.

    About 300 remained at about the time most people were ready to head back. Right after we crossed the empty street and mostly lined up on the sidewalk heading back to the dorms, one car came by on our side of the street. Everyone thumbed for a ride. It didn't stop.

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  47. Sorry, meant to say... (damn backet stripping) by Gorobei · · Score: 2

    Just post a message with the title:

    "Need ticket from CityX to CityY."

    The Slashdot Auto-Ticketer will find the best flight and mail a free round-trip ticket to the address you used when you registered for your Slashdot account. Perl rocks.

  48. Oh, gawd no! by rossz · · Score: 2

    I can't stand most of these people online! Why, in gawds name would I want to meet them in person?

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    -- Will program for bandwidth
    1. Re:Oh, gawd no! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (* I can't stand most of these people online! Why, in gawds name would I want to meet them in person? *)

      Indeed. If you think our words are ugly, wait until you see the rest of us.

      If we were pleasent and meetable, we would be out shooting pool or flirting or dancing or something. Instead, we hide behind text and argue about nerdy things such as how much OOP sucks rotton eggs and trying to guess the percentage probability that we will get marked as "troll" in the process.

      Actually, I like working at engineering companies. Lunch is much more interesting with geeks (just try not to look them/us in the face). Geeks talk about robots, second guess osama, parachute accidents, etc. That to me beats what non-nerds talk about: movies, sports, lottery, and gossip about who bleeped who.

      However, it takes a while to work into that mode with geeks. One meeting is not enough. The first meeting all geeks do is think, "please God, tell me I not as gawky as that dweeb." Then when reality is finally accepted (you are one of us, stop fighting it), the fun starts.

  49. lets slashdot a bar! by deft · · Score: 5, Funny

    lets get a couple hundred people to try and get into a small bar running a 1 bartender server system, and see if he can handle the load.

    with this many people, it should be pretty easy to over run the bar buffer and get into the back end areas like the kitchen and accounting areas.

    ahhh, the REAL slashdot effect in person.

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    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  50. Don't be confused, Tony, I'm not. by twitter · · Score: 2
    No longer must we verbally assault strangers via the Internet, now we may physically assualt them in person. Thanks Slashdot.

    The verbal assaults from the likes of Jerzy Junks, Mister Blister, and other trolls are a recent thing. If you look back two or three years, you won't find them. I doubt the six or seven M$ employees who actually post that kind of crap will show up anywhere. Those that do show up will be the mellow and stuborn folks that refuse to leave despite all the noise.

    Thank you, ffatTony, for providing an excellent demonstration of a sensless, negative and non constructive comment.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  51. embarrassed by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    I'd be too damn embarrassed to go.

    "Hi, ya'll. I'm a geek, my name is Amit, my friends call me Pikachu."

    One time, when I went to my school's programming club, I gave that same introduction, and some guy said, "I guess I'll call you Amit then."

    Yeah, public gatherings of people with likeminded interests aren't really my thing... Just remember to do an Ask Slashdot with "So what happened at your International Slashdot Meetup meeting?" a day or so after it happens.

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    [o]_O
  52. /. and the dissolution of reality by Asprin · · Score: 3, Funny

    NOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!

    Thank you, /. and meetup.com for totally screwing over my entire life!

    I just ran into Jon Katz at one of them there meetup.com social mixers and found him to be funny, thoughtful & intelligent.

    NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO BITCH ABOUT?!??!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
  53. Uh oh... by ktakki · · Score: 2

    After I signed up for this I realized...

    ...you can't spell "MEETUP" without M-E-E-P-T.

    IHBT. IHL.

    I hope I have a nice day. Though I doubt it.

    k.

    --
    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
  54. Other MeetUps by Swaffs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly, there's no barelylegalteens.meetup.com... yet...

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    --
    "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]

    1. Re:Other MeetUps by GeorgeH · · Score: 2

      Luckily there's no goatse.meetup.com... yet...

      --
      Why can't I moderate something "Wrong" or at least "Grossly Misinformed"?
  55. 3 aust cities in top 10 locales by solferino · · Score: 2

    as i write australia holds 3 places in th top 10 locales of sign-ups

    pos 2 - brisbane :: 23 signups
    pos 5 - melbourne :: 22 signups
    pos 9 - sydney :: 18 signups

    these are th three top australian cities by population,but in th reverse order -

    sydney ~= 4M melbourne ~= 3.5M brisbane ~= 1.5M

    but mainly i'm surprised there seems to be so many slashdot readers in australia

    1. Re:3 aust cities in top 10 locales by shogun · · Score: 2

      As I just looked at it Melbourne is now on 27 members. Taking a closer look at it theres nothing to distinguish which city it is exactly, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia or Melbourne, Florida, USA. Maybe some of those people are not quite sure which side of the planet they will meetup on. ;-)

  56. Redmond, Washington Meetup by Leeji · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to make a slick joke about the mysterious lack of interest for a meetup in Redmond, Washington...

    BUT...

    I was wrong.

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    It all goes downhill from first post ...
  57. spam alert by solferino · · Score: 5, Informative

    warning : this is a corporate entity sponsoring th organisation of this meetup

    knowing this, it might be useful to browse their privacy agreement before giving them an email address that you like to keep spam free

    particularly this section of text :

    You also agree that we may use your information to contact you and deliver information to you that, in some cases, are targeted to your interests, such as topic group newsletters or meetup announcements (which also may include promotional communications), administrative notices, product or service offerings, and other communications relevant to your use of our service.
  58. No, no, no by Wee · · Score: 2
    No, you've got it all mixed-up. That's a boy fish. You throw those back unless you really know that you want to catch them.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:No, no, no by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2
      No, you've got it all mixed-up. That's a boy fish. You throw those back unless you really know that you want to catch them.

      No no, you don't throw them away. You may end up catching the same one again....You want to gut them and use them for bait. The other fish will never know.

  59. Stonecutters! by shogun · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should hold an ole fashioned stonecutters conventions. We all just wear our Slashdot User Numbers and the lower numbers get to order all the newbies around. While quaffing beer and signing bawdy songs. ;-)

  60. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by red5 · · Score: 2

    Now you got me all conflicted.
    I'm from Canada, but live in LA. Who do I cheer for? It's like a Kings vs Leafs game. :(

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    I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
  61. Great! Paging Conan... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Now I'll just call up Conan and make sure Triump the Insult Comic dog shows up, spectacular...

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  62. New Slashdot Poll (was: Re:OK, now a serious post) by FacePlant · · Score: 2

    I propose a new poll:
    I am old enough to vote:
    * Yes
    * No
    * Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus.
    * I never voted for Cowboy Neal

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    My Heart Is A Flower
  63. I think this post deserves a sticky. by Spazntwich · · Score: 2

    Anyone familiar with message boards knows that when a post of particular interest to many members of the board is up, it is often granted 'sticky' status, in that it is allowed to stay at the top of the post list for a certain amount of time.
    I don't know if slashdot has ever done such a thing before, but if anything deserves sticky status, this does. I can't think of a single contributing member of slashdot who wouldn't want to at least HEAR about these meetings.

  64. with apologies to The Proclaimers by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna read,
    I'm gonna read "yo! wake up! geek girls don't exist."
    When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna meet,
    I'm gonna meet a geek who goes "you don't exist".

    If you get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna see
    I'm gonna see the drunk who says I don't exist.
    Do me a favor, say you know you're gonna be
    You're gonna be the one who's saying I exist.

    'Cause I would post five hundred lines
    And I would post them all again
    Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
    To get this through your brain.

    When I'm hacking, yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the chick who's hacking next to you.
    (And when the credit rolls in for the things I do
    Don't be thinking that I'll pass it on to you. :-)

    When I come home, yeah I know you wish I'd be
    Wish I'd be the one that comes back home to you.
    And if I grow old well you'll see I'm still a geek
    By then I'll have the big ol' glasses for it too.

    But I would post five hundred lines
    And I would post them all again
    Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
    To get this through your brain.
    (da da da da...)

    --
    "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
  65. Yes they do! But they won't show up. by hether · · Score: 2

    Yes they do! Take a look at http://www.linuxchix.org/ for one spot where they gather.

    But I wouldn't guarantee any show up. If I were a single geek girl (I'm married) I know I'd find it intimidating. Think of the ratio of guys/girls and how many people are going to be hitting on you if you are the least bit attractive. The last thing most girls want is a horde of geeks drooling all over them, even if they are like minded.

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    Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  66. Re:Oh the disillusion... oh the horror.... by grytpype · · Score: 2

    Watch yourself man... she's royalty!

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    - Have a picture

  67. Never ever ever. by Zspdude · · Score: 2
    I would but my mom and dad told me never ever to go to a real life meeting with an online friend....

    I though all /.ers were security and privacy freaks.....

    --
    What's in a Sig?
  68. You know way too much about fishing... by mekkab · · Score: 2

    You know far too much about fishing to actually have any!

    And unless you found that "significant other who likes to fish" I'd say its about time you followed your own advice! ;)

    I think your advice is mostly sound, however there are some areas that I think would warrant further explanation. Alas, I am at a loss for fishing metaphors! maybe these will help:

    To hook the best fish, don't walk around like the ancient mariner with an albatross around your neck.

    Be careful removing scales and watch out for choking on small bones.

    Both Fish and house guests stink after three days.

    Everything I know I learned from alt.seduction.fast

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.