Slashdot Mirror
Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person
Thread writes "This group is getting together slashdot readers all over the world. Check out slashdot.meetup.com to meet up with Slashdot readers in your town." The meetup.com site is pretty much brand new, and it's a fun idea. We thought this was kind of a cool idea and something a bunch of people have asked for in email and in past stories so we thought "let's see what happens."
this one is for everyone in my home town of K/W
FP!!!!!
But do I REALLY want to meet some of the people here...I think not :)
:)
Stay on your side of the net and I'll stay on mine
If we don't fight for ourselves no one will.
I do not live in the US, and I do not live in any of the (major) cities given. If I were actually interested, what would I do?
Sig: Where I'd put something witty if I could think of it.
...I'm early...
CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
Can I show up as an AC?
I have been pwned because my
SUCK.
Including this one.
It seems that the /. readers I know are already near me, but getting a chance to meet other prominant members could be interesting.
;)
Hmmm.... Should I post my trips to Ecuador? Or are most of the readers from the US?
LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
I'm going be first in the door and then I'm going to pull my pants down.
Won't that be fun
Nearly got a First Post for the ACs....
fp
Now I can have hoards of slashdot readers slashdot my front door.
In college, really poor, need a flatscreen.
Every Friday, 5 chicks from a class I'm taking make a party. It's not your ordinary party because each time they invite exactly one guy. That's right, 5 girls and 1 guy. Tonight it's my turn to go and I don't know what to expect. I tell myself "well it's just a party with some fun people", but some people told me that "I won't be the same man after that party". How is that possible? What is it that 5 girls can do that will change me forever? I'm a little nervous. What should I expect?
Most of you people are repulsive enough without meeting you face to face.
--
Theo DeRaadt
Founder, OpenBSD project.
What do we say when we meet?
"FIRST POST!"
Man, and I thought those Mozilla 1.0 release parties were pathetic.
The depths of loserdom that Slashdot readers will sink to never ceases to amaze me. I bet most of the people wanting to 'meet' are either fags or pedophiles... or both!
There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
Its sad when Tyler, Tx shows up as a top location....
Top Locales
Sacramento (2 members)
Midtown/Uptown Manhattan (2 members)
Baton Rouge (1 members)
Vancouver (1 members)
Columbus (1 members)
Du Bois (1 members)
Eau Claire (1 members)
Harrisburg (1 members)
Peoria (1 members)
Steubenville-Weirton (1 members)
Tyler (1 members)
Washington DC (1 members)
Queens (1 members)
Rockville-Gaithersburg (1 members)
North Boston Suburbs (1 members)
Mesa-Scottsdale-Tempe (1 members)
St. Paul-Ramsey County (1 members)
Hmm. Time to see if my boss reads slashdot.
If so, time to start posting anonymously.
--saint
Well, based on the number of them; I expect the whole place to be packed full of pessimists yelling "BSD is dying" and lots of boxing matches between MS and open source zealots ;).
I like karma. Feed me.
There are others like me in my town? I can get 300k downloads off my cablemodem in the evening since there are so few geeks in my area. You think there is enough of us to have a meeting?
What are you smoking! That's why I spend my time here.
-Pete
Soccer Goal Plans
the horror...
the horror...
- Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
Holy shit, I might finally get laid!
Oh wait...
nevermind.
if i evar meet you i will kick your ass
a/s/l here. Sorry, adding domain tags to your s
Ok, how many of you are also refreshing and watching the slashdot effect in action? How sad are we... =P
Are a lot of sites doing this now?
I just started seeing announcements of Fark parties - I think it's a neat idea, especially for people in other countries.
(Just as long as that goatse guy doesn't show up...)
Cheers,
Jim in Tokyo
-- My Weblog.
I had this idea but it was slightly different. It was going to be called, meatup.com where meat lovers could get together and talk shop about bar-b-que.
Oh well - back to the grind stone!
Life is the leading cause of death in America.
Who wants to meet? Since when are geeks social? Grab your PC and CAT5 and setup a LAN party into the wee hours of the morning.
Ouch! I just had a visual of 50 people all trying to get first post...all in the same room.
-Pete
Soccer Goal Plans
Any chicks coming???
Or is it going to be like my comp lecture where the ratio of boys to girls is 100:1
You'll know all the first posters when the line up at 5AM for a 3 PM meeting.
"Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
the article says we can "shoot the shit" with other nerds in our hometown. Sounds delightful.
3) If we get there first do we get to yell 'FIRST MEET!'???
2) Will there be moderators monitoring our conversations? If so do I get more karma for imported beer?
1) Hey man, if we linked them all up together via video conferencing it would be like a Beowulf cluster of /. meetings!!!
This is going to be the best bash ever!!! Look there's CmdrTaco having a drink with the Goatse Guy!!! Is that Stallman hobnobbing with Trollaxor? Color me surprised, JonKatz has a black eye within the first five minutes that the party started!!!
Best. Idea. Ever.
You're fired.
http://slashdot.meetup.com/top
:)
Now we can easily find out what area of the country has the greatest concentration of us...
While the details have yet to be worked out We're close to being able to offer a complete line of party favours (note: canajen distro per Xtra vowel) for those special /. gatherings. Initially we're offering /. Beer, Condoms and Lotion (for the socially impaired, expected to be our biggest revenue generator). Coming to a location near you. ;)
"Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
Cohen
.... haven't of us gone to a local LUG (linux user group) meeting before? No?
If we can't stand to meet face to face, then linux adoption around the globe would be a complete waste of hope.
sig of the day: If wishes were horses poor men would ride.
Tickticker
... my name? coward, anonymous coward.
Live web cams
Wow, there are already 92 people signed up. No one from my area though. Amazing how fast this goes.
The above post is an editorial, the poster cannot and will not be held responsible for all or in part for it's contents
yes!!!!!! the chance of a lifetime to meet other 1337 g33ks like me who spend there days in front of this white boxen without showering and eating twinkies and drinking code red and... erm... dang... will there be chicks at my meetup?
will i get a chance to mod everyone who annoys me as +1 offtopic??
I support publik eduscatation!
Represent, Central PA! I don't wanna be the only Dubois area nerd!
Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
And will my karma go to hell if I wear a MS or Intel Shirt?
There is nothing wrong with being gay. It's getting caught where the trouble lies.
This may be a good organized way for us to get political representation. This may offer the physical "grouping" needed to effectivly lobby our elected government officials.
Maybe try and invite your local congressman to hold a Q/A thing about technology legislation. It makes it easier to organize petitions. Organize a group drop off to his local office when you know he is in...bring the whole group. Can you think of a better way to make a point? Image if this happened at congressional office all over your county (the US in my case.)
Something like that may be enough of a reason to get me to go to something like this, or at least join the mailing list.
-Pete
Soccer Goal Plans
Well, it's actually meetup.com's terms, but seems that sites are supposed to adhere. I'm not even sure what this means:
3.3 License. We do not claim ownership of Your Information. We will use Your Information only in accordance with our privacy policy. However, to enable us to use your Public Information and to ensure we do not violate any rights you may have in your Public Information, you agree to grant MEETUP a non-exclusive, worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, sublicensable (through multiple tiers) right to exercise the copyright, publicity, and database rights (but no other rights) you have in your Public Information, in any media now known or not currently known, with respect to your Public Information.
http://slashdot.meetup.com/top
/.ers. Go NY! Ack... Washington is beating us... but...if you take both uptown and downtown manhatten and queens into account... yes, i see it now... It all adds up!
Now we can easily see what part of the country/world has the heaviest concentration of
It'll be interesting to see how many Denver / Boulderites attend this.
Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind.
-Waldo Jaquith
I will be anonymous coward #45
-THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
You get to "moderate" the trolls whether you have points or not.
(cracks knuckles)
I bet this will be a great way to meet women!
I'm sorry, but I'd rather stay at home chatting up guys who *say* they're women than knowing that they're not.
/^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
I noticed that too. Good catch! Would mod you up if I had points!
Lawrence Lessig is my personal hero.
Would there not already be a lot of /.ers at these meetings 2600
OK, what am I supposed to do? I live in Managua! (That's Nicaragua, Central America, for those of you not keeping score at home.) I'm not on the invitation list... :(
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
/. dream chick? do they exist?
Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
I think I'll bring soap, to scare everyone else away.
The goatse guy for president. Win one for the gaper!
It's ironic that Slashdot, which is so against crappy EULA's, has created such a un-friendly Terms Agreement.
Quoting the license,
We may amend the Agreement at any time or times by posting the amended terms on our web site. All amended terms shall automatically be effective 30 days after they are initially posted on our web site. This Agreement is effective for all users of our services.
Does this seem like the "push" system to anyone? What if I'm away for 30 days (vacation) and they create some new crappy Terms like "you must pay us $$$ per $$$ and you can no longer terminate this agreement?" Maybe I'm just paranoid; otherwise, there's something wrong w/ this.
or somthing like that
Why not just join up with one of them? They are well organized and have been going on for years. /. probably shares much of the same crowd anyway (with perhaps a few less Mitnick fans).
"They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
somebody let them know the female t-shirt they show under the "Buy crap to wear at your MEETUP" step will be unnecessary.
four-oh-four
I find it supremely interesting to see the # of members at this site tick up every minute. I wonder if anyone has done an analysis of time from post to time host server goes down when a news item is /.ed. Now, the scarriest thing is actually meeting all the people with cool sigs... if anyone lived in the Atlanta area.
I wonder if we can ./ a public place IRL just as a Geocities site?...
Tibbon
tibbon.com
I live in L.A., and if I ever meet you, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!
Ok, who planed this for july 4th in San Diego? Yeah, sure it's a holiday and all... but you forgot one thing! Traffic!
This is gonna be more like nerds meet... in traffic!
Question everything that you've accepted without thinking.
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not an insane security freak, but this kinda bothered me. After you sign up look at your address bar (all relevant information changed):
m ypasswordisbeingprintedinplaintext&terms=on&action =join&zip=00000&localeId=&setLocale=1
http://slashdot.meetup.com/?email=x@y.z&password=
*sigh*...
Please invite the person who wrote up this oft-posted drivel... so we can beat him/her up.
Also, be sure to setup some tables for the trolls, and then offer a free round of drinks... laced with something...
Oh, wait, he is already free..
Let Kevin Use a Pager... - Damn, doesn't fit on a bumper sticker...
Ok, who needs freed now? Free MP3s!
Already have FTP, damn...
Tibbon
tibbon.com
I'm in Cambridge and it would be just dandy to be considered part of the Boston area, but instead we are in our own "North Boston suburbs" group. While I do feel large and in charge in the suburbs, it seems a bit silly to split us up like that.
That said, I doubt I would ever go to one of these things anyways unless there are gonna be some strippers. you give me strippers and I'll go nearly anywhere... wasn't that a famous Bush or Clinton quote? If not, it sure should be.
There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
Remember back in the day when /. editors didn't take themselves too seriously and we had postings ad nauseam of Taco at this convention then that convention and obligatory shots of one editor or another with a real live girl in the frame, (usually the editor in question wore a crooked grin and had one hand in a blurred pocket). I hope we're not going to have to view endless group shot of drunken/stoned /. ers.
"Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
Cohen
We all know there is a sizable readership up there.
Netcraft has now confirmed: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraftsurvey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are 7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
*BSD is dying
No longer must we verbally assault strangers via the Internet, now we may physically assualt them in person. Thanks Slashdot.
This'll make all of the trips to the gym worthwhile. YUP! A geek that hired a personal trainer and benches 275! I can't frigging WAIT to drive my fist through the back of the skulls of some of them SHITBAGS who flamed me! Muahahahahahaaa!!!
Actually, I am a weightlifter. But I am really and truly a pacifist. That means I will only be tempted to drive my fist through the backs of these shitbag's heads. Then again, most of my flamers were just like me. An Anonymous Coward! So, don't worry, we'll share coffee and donuts and glorious tales...
This meeting thing is totally awesome. It's cool to meet /.ers in the area, but most of them go to my college. RIT and all. But the idea of a real life get together for people who all belong to one internet group is not new, but this site makes it really easy and cool. /.ers meet up in the real world they should throw huge parties. If they just meet and brag about their karma and their desktop environments it would totally suck.
My friends write a webcomic http://www.dubthis.net about anime, and we use the forums to get people together so we can meet at conventions. There are going to be tons of us at http://www.otakon.com in the end of July. At ACen they threw a huge party, and we plan to do the same again.
If
The GeekNights podcast is going strong. Listen!
Representative of what? What do Slashdot posters agree on? Nothing that I can think of.
Imagine a 'million geek march' with many banners, many with opposing viewpoints.
Wasn't this event originally known as the Gay Parade?
Who will be attending this meetup?
So far, the following people have signed up:
AssFace
Ummm...
If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
I hope that some of the more enthusiastic /.'ers do not get all liquored up and start storming Best Buy with a copy of Debian and start loading versions of a counter culture OS. lol
~~Some people never go crazy what truly horrible lives they must lead.~~ Charles Bukowski
Time to stop at the shops for some stuff for the meet. Some troll treats, a shallow dish, plank of wood with a nail through it and finally some of that camouflage cloth.
*shrug*
This was pr0pz faR j00
a/s/l here. Sorry, adding domain tags to your s
Dear sweet merciful GOD. Can you imagine 580,000 sweaty, unwashed geeks invading some small American city? The stench alone would probably make them think they were under a ter'ist bioattack...
Hey, kid... wanna touch my "kernel patch"?
-- Alan Cox
Is this going to be like one of those things where a bunch of guys meet up at a rest stop and have gay sex? I love those.
Won't this necessarily involve going outside at some point?
And the brethren went away edified.
Reloading would be just walking out the door and back in again. There would be even less chance of a new story there
"Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
We could play "drop the soap".
The Porn Count
Anal Cocks
Serial Troller
Linus Turdballs
(shhhhhh....)
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You find that the kewl people on /. are just spotty 16-year old boys.
Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
The perfect garb for starting a riot.
T-Shirt
Let's just meet at the Apple Store! There's really very little difference between the "foamers" I see there thinking different, and the people on /.
--
Ask the Ya-Hoot Oracle Anything!
"let's see what happens."
I'll save you the trouble. Imagine thousands of overweight geeks who make the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons look like Brad Pitt.
Now imagine them all leaping on you at once.
"Einstein argued that [...] God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer." ~ Brooks
Quite honestly, I'm afraid to go. People may link my real name to my /. name and recognize that 4/5 times I tend to defend MS technology and even commend MS for their innovations. Maybe since I'm in the Seattle area there will be a few more "on my side" since it's so close to redmond. Nevertheless, I should at least come prepared with a weapon to defend myself. Maybe then I wouldn't be afraid to wear the MSDN T-Shirt and ASP.NET hat that I usually wear to similar meetings ;P
There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
Wowsa. Imagine Slashdotting a McD's. Swarm the drive-through and counters during staff change-over, or during whatever time they expect to be slacktime.
:-)
Better yet, Slashdot a local restaurant that's more deserving of your business. It'll stress hell outta the chef and waitstaff, but if everyone's generous and leaves a big tip, they'll probably forgive you in the end.
--
Don't like it? Respond with words, not karma.
That will make me unique, and help to distinguish me from the other slashdotters in attendence.
Also, I'll be sure to pepper my conversation with quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hopefully, someone else will be named Brian - hillarity will surely ensue!
The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
Well, now... that would depend on what you dream about, wouldn't it? If you fancy a single woman who always wished she could run strace on life's problems and has a geek code, then I'd wager you'd probably find someone to your liking. If your tastes run more towards the bottle blond, lipstick lizard, clothes horse types, then I'd think a mall would be a better bet.
But while I've got you, how about a little piece of free, metaphorical advice from a old fogey: finding women is like fishing. That'sa ll you have to remember. Sounds silly, but it's very true if you examine it for a minute. You don't go fishing with a pole if you want shrimp, and a net won't get you many marlin. And while there are a lot of fish in the sea, they're pretty much concentrated in certain areas. Identifying and then placing yourself in those areas is a primary goal. You'll do better on the coast near the mouth of a river than 800 miles out over deep water maybe. And you need bait to match the fish in your area. You most certainly aren't going to catch cod with balls-o-fire.
Even still, just being where the most fish are is only half the battle. You have to remember that the volume of water to fish is enourmous. So you have to improve your your odds of hauling in the fish you want by catching lots of fish and only keeping the one(s) you want. Catch-and-release is alive in love as in fishing, trust me. This means you have better chances of hooking that lunker if you are the only boat on the water or if you can fool the fish by thinking you're only boat on the water, say by putting more/flashier/smellier bait in the water. Chum sometimes works, but it also attracts fish you don't want; too much smelt and barracuda and not enough calico bass makes for bad fishing. You also have to be careful because other boats can run off the fish, or into you even. The minute you tangle your lines with those from another guy's boat is the minute you look real long and hard at the fish on the hook. You probably don't want it.
Anyway, I could go on and on but you get the idea:
- Figure out what kind of fish you want
- Get the right kind of bait
- Get out there where the fish are
- Get there early so your alone
- Hook as many as you can while only keeping the good ones
That's what I did. Good luck to you.-B
Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.
boy-man.meetup.com
--- What?
Okay, but I'm only meeting in buildings where
the architectural drawings are freely available
by a license that RMS approves of.
jeff
He'll be sure to let me go!
I AM, therefore I THINK!
"We could play 'drop the soap'."
Oh God, nasty Jon Katz memory... oh God make it stop... no, I don't want that in my ass! Get away from me!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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Canada kicks ass!
No alcohol or mommy wont let us go. We need to be home before our 10:00 PM curfew. Can not be on a school night. Our parents must meet the chaperon(s).
I'll be the one holding up the goatse.cx picture on a 3x5' poster board.
s/MEE/BEA/g
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
goatse.meetup.com
*shudder*
big words, littleman.
Quod scripsi, scripsi.
Put your foot in this a$$ :
Click me
Just in case you didn't look any further than the links, there are plenty of other topics too. Computer and non. Not to mention you can add your own topics/dates/etc.
I'll bring the grits.
Looks like slashdot hasn't done its homework properly while choosing cities outside the US.
The world knows that Bangalore is the biggest software dev. center in India...and hence the largest number of nerds (assumed), but the name features nowhere.
Where are Pune, Chennai, Hydrabad ?
Meet other slashdotters
Have a passerby moderate your conversation (What a bunch of geeks!)
Metamoderate them right back (To meet a person of that calibre, one must buy a Krusty Burger!)
Sure, sounds like fun. I did get-togethers with fellow mudders a few years back and those were pretty cool. Geeks can be pretty good company.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
When I was in college, there was this 24x7 McDonalds operating across the street a couple blocks up from the four big dorm towers. It was the end of the week before finals and many of us were realizing we were really supposed to be studying all semester, so we were playing catchup on that. Anyway, we needed a break, and at 3 AM, the bars weren't an option.
Someone came down to our floor and announced that 12th floor was going to McD's in 10 minutes, and to spread the word. I ran down to 6th and told them. We were all to meet at the back door closest to McD's. 10 minutes later there were people just pouring out the door. A rough head count put the number at 400. I didn't know that many college students studied.
400 students flooding into McDonalds at 3 AM was definitely a very interesting sight, especially that everyone lined up to order food. Fortunately because it was the end of the semester they had put on a couple extra cashiers. But it did take about half an hour to get all the orders put through. And no, they did NOT run out of fries, but all the fruit tart things were gone. It was definitely SRO. Two police cars came by, but they just stayed outside and watched.
About 300 remained at about the time most people were ready to head back. Right after we crossed the empty street and mostly lined up on the sidewalk heading back to the dorms, one car came by on our side of the street. Everyone thumbed for a ride. It didn't stop.
now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
Just post a message with the title:
"Need ticket from CityX to CityY."
The Slashdot Auto-Ticketer will find the best flight and mail a free round-trip ticket to the address you used when you registered for your Slashdot account. Perl rocks.
Malda was having a small party in his apartment. His girlfriend, Kathleen, and their best friends, CowboyNeal and Beth, were celebrating. Kathleen's brother, Hemos, was going to college. The two couples were having a great time reminiscing about their college days and exploits. The night was getting late and everyone was about to leave. Just then, two big black men burst in the front door. Everyone was startled and scared. One of them waived a gun and shouted, "Get on the floor, muthafuckers!"
The group all got on the ground. The guys, after getting over their initial shock, began to get angry. "What do you want?" Malda said. "We'll give you our money. Just leave us alone."
"Ahhh, it ain't as easy as that. We ain't here fo' money but we gonna take that too. We're here fo' some pussy."
"No fuckin' way!" CowboyNeal shouted. He began to get up when he got a gun butt upside his temple.
"Yeah fuckin' way, muthafucka. Now you bitches get your clothes off before we put some holes in these guys. An' you dickheads get naked too and throw your shit over there."
They all looked at each other with resignation and anger. Kathleen began to cry. "I don't want to do it. They'll hurt me."
"I ain't gonna hurt you baby," one of them said, approaching her. "But my friend here, he crazy. Got dropped on his head when he was born. He might kill you all even if you do what we say. Now I can keep dat from happening if you nice to us." He looked her body up and down with an evil leer.
Kathleen looked at Malda and then everyone else. She began to undress.
"Ha ha ha ha! I knew you'd do it. Now the rest y'all need to get yo' clothes off!" he ordered.
Everyone began to slowly strip for these two complete strangers. None of these friends had ever seen each other naked, aside from each of the couples. No one was hurrying to get their clothes off. Once everyone was down to their underwear, they all stopped. "Yo! Ain't no stoppin', muthafuckers! Take ALL yo' fuckin' clothes off!" Beth moved first, sliding her bra straps off her shoulders and unhooking it in back. Her 36C chest popped out and the two attackers stared at her jugs.
"Damn! Check out dese titties, dude!" The short one said. He reached over and grabbed one, squeezing it hard. "We hit da fuckin' jackpot!"
"Hell yeah! Now let's see dat pussy!" Beth peeled her panties to the floor and stood naked in front of everyone. She had a shaved pussy that everyone in the room stared at. "You too, slut."
"Please, my brother's here. He shouldn't see me naked. It's wrong," she pleaded, mumbling.
"Bitch, I don't care if da Pope is here! Get yo' fuckin' titties out!" said the tall one. He waved his gun at her to emphasize his point. Kathleen shook as she undid her bra. Her boobs were not as large as Beth's but her nipples poked out at least an inch each.
"Oh, shit! It ain't that cold in here, bitch! You getting' off on strippin' fo' some brothas, ain'tcha?" The two guys were almost in disbelief at their luck. Kathleen began crying more as she took her panties off. She quickly turned around and skinned them down. Her heart-shaped ass was left to show prominently as she covered her breasts.
"Turn aroun', ho. And put yo' fuckin' arms down so we can see yo' titties." She did as they told her. Her hairy bush came into view as she turned. It was a stark contrast to Beth's smoothness. "Awww yeah. I like hairy cunts," the short one said. "Now you dipshits get yo' clothes off too. An' nobody try n' be no hero, muthafuckers." The men looked nervously at each other. Hemos slid his boxers down. It was about six inches and only semi-hard. The two black men roared. "Look at junior! He got some wood!"
"Not as much as us tho'," said the tall one, and they laughed some more. The other two took their underpants off. Both of them were had average-sized dicks and each of the girls got a good look at their packages. Kathleen lingered a little too long staring at her brother's big dick.
"Which one is yo' brother, bitch?" the short one asked, grabbing the back of her neck. Kathleen tried to point out Malda but she kept looking at Hemos. "I think you lyin' to me. You keep lookin' at his dick," pointing at Hemos, "like you ain't never seen it befo'. You like to look at it so much, why don' you get a good close-up of it." He then pushed Kathleen to her knees in front of Hemos. He felt her hot breath fall on his manhood and it began to rise to its full nine inches in response. He tried to remind himself that this was his sister but it was no use. Seeing two naked women including one on her knees was too much for his young, dirty mind.
His dick now wobbled in her face. Kathleen had her eyes closed to avoid seeing what was going on. "Grab dat dick, ho," the tall one said. "Start suckin' on it."
"No, please. I can't do it. Please...," her voice trailed off.
"Look here, bitch," the short one said as he pressed his gun to her head, "can't do it wit' a hole in yo' head either."
Kathleen began crying harder but she reached up and took the dick in her hand. She began lightly stroking it, feeling its weight in her hand. It was a lot bigger than Malda's. She closed her teary eyes and tried to pretend that she was sucking Malda. She ran her lips up and down while the others looked on. Malda and CowboyNeal began to get hard-ons watching Kathleen give a hot blowjob. They both tried to cover up their embarrassing situation.
"Sis, I'm about to come," Hemos croaked. She stopped momentarily, not knowing what to do. The tall man pushed her head back on his dick.
"Nobody tol' you to stop. Keep suckin', bitch," he said. Kathleen returned to her chore. Hemos grabbed her head and pumped his seed into his sister's mouth. The two guys laughed hard. "Taste good? Don't worry you gonna get some mo' befo' we done." He then turned to Hemos and said, "Yo' sista's a good cocksucker, right, boy? Maybe yo' mama taught her how to suck yo' daddy? HA HA HA HA!" Hemos was enraged but his orgasm had weakened him and they still held their guns.
"Now you girls start doin' each other." They looked at each other and slowly began to comply. Beth approached Kathleen and took her hand. Beth stood her up and put an arm around her. Kathleen lamely gave Beth some light kisses. "You gonna have to do better den dat, bitch!" Beth took her over to the couch and sat her down. Sitting down next to her, Beth gave Kathleen a deep tongue kiss. Kathleen stopped sobbing, surprised at having her best friend's tongue down her throat.
Beth began to work as if she had experience with women before. She ran her hand between Kathleen's thighs. Kathleen instinctively spread her legs, exposing her furry pussy to all the men. Kathleen took Beth's head in her hands and deeply kissed her back. The boys all felt an extra jolt in their loins. They couldn't help themselves and felt ashamed at their natural reactions.
"Now we wanna see some pussy eatin'," they demanded. The request made the girls tense up, but they obeyed. Beth slid to the floor. She knelt in front of Kathleen and made a few licks of her pussy, smoothing away the fur that surrounded her hole. Beth's wet slot was displayed to the room as she bent down. Beth's warm and wet tongue made Kathleen close her eyes in pleasure. She reached out for the back of Beth's head and drew in toward her steamy crack. Both girls quickly got into a rhythm. Kathleen lifted her hips toward Beth's mouth and began pinching her nipples. Beth licked and swayed her ass in time.
Kathleen soon was breathing heavy. Her orgasm built up until a few swipes at her clit put her over the edge. She tried to stifle her scream as she felt the waves pulsing through her body. It turned into a low, loud grunting moan as she shivered with orgasm. Beth ran her long hair across Kathleen's pussy, sCowboyNealach, and legs adding to the feeling.
CowboyNeal put his hand on his dick. He desperately wanted to jack off to the hot scene in front of him. Watching his girlfriend and his best friend's girlfriend having sex just seemed wrong, but seeing the girls together was so hot. "Why don't you jerk off for us, dickhead?" the short one said. He had been caught playing with himself. He froze not knowing what to do. "Stand in front of us and jerk off, I said." CowboyNeal stood there dumbly with his hand around his dick. "Yo! You deaf? Maybe I'll put another hole in yo' head so you can hear me." CowboyNeal began to slowly play with his dick. He looked at everyone. Their staring eyes caused his dick to soften as he got stage fright. He then closed his eyes and re-enacted the girls' scene in his head, focusing on Beth's hot pink pussy. He imagined sucking Beth from behind while he watched her eat Kathleen's pussy and then sticking his cock in her. He regained his erection and quickly shot off as his fantasies ran away with him.
"Now lick dat up. Don't wanna leave a mess on da floor do ya?" They laughed again. CowboyNeal bent down and licked up his goo. When he finished, he gave a deep glare to the evil duo.
"What should we do next, bro?" said the tall one.
"Time to get some of dat white pussy. You fuckas go over dere where we can see you. An' you bitches get on yo' knees an' crawl over here." Everyone did as they were told. "Hey man, go get somethin' to tie these fuckas up wit." The tall guy disappeared into the back rooms. He came back with a bunch of Malda's silk ties. He put the men's hands behind their backs and tied them up.
"I think you girls know what to do next." They began to undo the pants of their attackers. Out flopped two huge dicks. The girls looked at each other in disbelief. The men sat down on the couch and leaned back awaiting their undue reward. "Start suckin', bitches," they commanded.
Each of the girls took the large man-meat that was in front of them and began to give them blowjobs. Beth took the long cock of the tall man and Kathleen began Maldabing on the short man's dick. Their dicks slowly hardened in the girl's mouths. The girls had more and more trouble as the cocks expanded their lips. When they were both hard, they told the girls to stand up and turn around.
"Now tell yo' boyfriends how much you wanna fuck us brothas."
"I want to fuck you," Kathleen said unenthusiastically.
"Yo bitch, I can't hear you! Now speak up and make it sound like this big black dick is all you want." He pressed cold steel against her back.
"Honey, I want to show you what a dirty girl I am," Beth began, looking back at CowboyNeal. "I'm going to show you what a slut you have on your hands. I'm going to let these big black men fuck me silly and do what ever they want with me."
"Yeah, yeah. Dat's mo' like it. Now come bounce on my dick, ho."
Beth stood up and slid her pussy over the enormous cock beneath her. The guys watched as the dark rod disappeared into her plump shaved pussy. She began moving up and down on this ebony pole. He grabbed her boobs and manhandled them. This got her going even more as cunt juice poured out of her.
The short one grabbed Kathleen and forced her back on her hands and knees, facing away from him. He quickly primed her pussy by sticking three fingers deep in her pussy from behind. He then shoved his gigantic dick in. She cried out in pain but he kept on ramming her. She had no choice but to keep taking the biggest dick of her life. The sensation was like nothing she had ever felt before. It was like sticking a baseball bat up her pussy. She couldn't believe that having her hole stretched to this extreme turned her on. He came and filled her cunt with a torrent of white sperm. His cock slid out and his sperm gushed out of the open space between her legs. Her hole stayed open, wanting the void to be refilled.
The tall man pushed Beth off his huge staff. She tumbled forward to the floor. "Now keep your ass in the air," he snarled. He began working his cock in her tight asshole. Now it was Beth's turn to cry out. She had put a dildo in her butt before but never a dick and certainly nothing as big as what this guy was packing. He got his cock head in her and thrust it home.
"Ahhhhhhh! Noooooooo!" She gasped. "It's too big! Take it out!" she begged. He did what she said and the pain began to subside, much to her relief. But then he stuck it right back in. The tall man began pumping her asshole. He watched as her asshole couldn't recover from his dipping in and out. It remained wide open when he pulled out completely. He then plunged his entire length in her ass. She screamed again and he ignored her pleas for mercy. Her taut ass cheeks rippled furiously with his forceful pummeling.
Kathleen watched them, captivated by the movement of seeing her best friend getting anally raped. The short man put a finger up her ass. She barely responded as she was used to some anal action from Malda. The man's finger was about the same size as Malda's small dick. He then stuck a second, then a third finger in. Now she began to feel her sphincter stretching and felt some pain. He then placed her in the same position as Beth with her head on the floor and her ass exposed to him. Both women were having their assholes reamed.
The tall man pulled his hard dick out and told Beth to roll over. She did as she was instructed despite the burning pain she was felt in her butt. He grabbed her huge tits and put his cock between them. He rode them to a quick cum that drenched her face in his sticky spunk. It dripped off her face on to the floor. "Hey yo, get yo' bitch to come over here and lick my cum up off the floor."
The short man used his dick like a joystick as he led Kathleen over to the pool of mucous that was forming around Beth's now slimy face. Beth was panting from the workout she had just received. Kathleen closed her eyes and timidly stuck her tongue in the puddle. It tasted different than Hemos's but it wasn't unpleasant, she thought. She briefly was taken away from the nightmare by remembering her earlier blowjob. Her mental interlude was snapped as the renewal of the constant banging in her ass reminded her what she was to do. She sucked up the cum quickly and then gave Beth a wet kiss to share some of it.
"Why don' you faggots put on a fag show fo' us while we continue to fuck yo' girls," the short man commanded. Kathleen was moved around to watch her man have gay sex. The tall man dragged up Beth on to the couch. He began biting roughly on her nipples.
"No fuckin' way, you motherfuckers!" Malda yelled. A gold-toothed smile and flash of the gun quickly shut him up. "I'll get you assholes for this," he muttered under his breath. Beth was sent over to untie the men. They looked at her cum-covered face and the bite marks on her breasts as she bent down to loosen their bonds. None of them knew how to start. CowboyNeal finally broke the ice by reaching over and grabbing Malda's dick. Malda flinched a little but knew he had better do what these two men told him to do if he wanted to live. He was ready to pop after seeing all the depravity that had been paraded in front of him. Hemos duplicated the move and began stroking CowboyNeal. Malda completed the circle by playing with Hemos's cock. They were all tentative in their movements, perhaps hoping that it wouldn't go any farther than having to give each other a handjob. But they were wrong.
"You boys betta start suckin' some dick." The short man laughed. "Unless you want us to start puttin' holes in y'all. Show yo' ladies that you like suckin' dick." The girls waited almost in anticipation as the men had frozen with this suggestion. Hemos moved first. He went down on Malda. He stuck Malda's dick in his mouth just like all the porno movies he had seen. Almost immediately he gagged from the flood which escaped Malda's pent up dick. Malda glared at the two men as he was embarrassed by cumming in Hemos's mouth. Hemos then moved over to CowboyNeal and began sucking.
Beth was extremely turned on by this. She slid down and began sucking the huge black dick that was beneath her without being told. Keeping her eyes on the men, she began imitating Hemos's motions on the rod in her mouth. Malda thought he should do something so he reached down for Hemos's dick. He tentatively licked Hemos's hairy balls, flicking them back and forth under his tongue. Malda began to move his dick in CowboyNeal's direction. CowboyNeal grabbed it and began stroking him. All three men began to get into sucking or stroking being done to them.
The two black men couldn't stop laughing as they saw how much the guys were getting into it. "Let's see some ass-fuckin', you homos," said the short man. Again the guys hesitated as their terrible situation was being taken to another unwanted level. "Lick some ass, faggots! I can tell that yo' bitch likes it up da ass. She ain't complained once since I stuck my big ol' dick in her." Kathleen had a look of guilt cross her face but no one saw it as it was replaced with a look of pleasure as he plunged his dick in her ass to its full length.
Hemos bent over on his knees and elbows, offering his ass as a target. CowboyNeal had Malda slick up his dick with saliva by sucking on him. Then they took turns rimming Hemos's asshole trying to make it wet. When CowboyNeal thought Hemos was wet enough, he pushed the head of his dick toward the tight hole.
"Uhhhhh! That feels incredible!" Hemos exclaimed unexpectedly. CowboyNeal grabbed Hemos's hips and began pushing his cock in bit by bit. Malda moved to put his dick in Hemos's face, hoping it was taken as a way to pacify the two men, but secretly wanting more of Hemos's incredible cocksucking ability. Hemos opened his mouth and Malda slid his dick in. The trio soon coordinated their penetrations of Hemos and began to look like a synchronized fucking machine. Malda grunted and shot his second cum down Hemos's throat. This one surprised Hemos. His butt suddenly tightened and squeezed CowboyNeal's dick. It was enough to make him grab Hemos's hips and fill his bowels with jizz. He slipped out of Hemos's ass and nearly fell over dizzy from his hard orgasm. Hemos reached down and jerked himself off. He came on to the floor beneath him from the feeling of having CowboyNeal's throbbing dick in his ass and the cum that was leaking down on to his legs.
The men were all woozy from the amazing intensity of their orgasms. The short man pulled his huge fuckpole out of Kathleen. Beth grabbed his dick and began to suck it voraciously as she alternated between the two men. The smell of her friend's asshole lingered but she didn't care. He was close and he pulled out of her vacuuming mouth. He added to her previous cum shower by dousing her face with his wad.
Kathleen went over to Beth and began to lap up the cum off her eyes and face. Beth continued to suck the all man's dick so Kathleen slid under her and began to try to get her off since she had not cum yet. Beth's sticky, wet pussy was stuck up in the air and began to sway back and forth as she felt Kathleen's tongue in her pussy. Hemos was still horny from being fucked in the ass. He looked at the wide-open hole of his sister's pussy and could not help himself. He crawled over to his sister and stuck his raging hard-on into her gaping cunt. She just purred and hummed on Beth's pussy as he thrust his raging hard-on into her open cavity. Hemos shot his second load deep into her as Kathleen panted softly. The tall man shot yet another series of ropes onto Beth's face.
"Now all y'all fuckas get yo' asses over there," the tall man said, pointing across the room away from the door as he pulled his pants on. The group gathered by the couch, tired from all the fucking. The two attackers grabbed all their clothes, shoved them in a trash bag, and took it with them. As they walked out the door, he said, "It's been a pleasure." The pair's loud laughter echoed as they down the hallway.
The gang sat in silence thinking about their experience. Hemos couldn't look at his big sister after what he had done to her. Kathleen went over to him and gave him a hug. "It's okay, baby," she whispered in his ear. "You couldn't help it. They made you do it." Her words made him feel a little better. Everyone agreed that they would never tell anyone about what happened but whenever they got together they always thought back to the experience.
Sausage fest!!!!!!
-- OMFG = Oh My Floatse Goatse
That makes me think of my BBS days, we (Montreal bbs users) used to meet every fridays at a bar downtown. For those of you who never did this sort of thing, it's a lot of fun. You get to meet the real person behind the net persona, some people that are real jerks online can be quite nice in person.
And there are girls that show up at those things, the ratio was not exactly 1/1 but it was not too bad, couples were formed.
For those who wonders about what people do at those things, well they do what people do in social gathering, talk, eat, drink, dance, flirt, joke etc...
Go ahead, meet meat friends.
English is not my first language, but feel free to criticize my spelling and grammar if that's your thing.
Considering most posts anti-thesis is probably more appropriate.
You know, a bunch of geeks getting high together?
I can't stand most of these people online! Why, in gawds name would I want to meet them in person?
-- Will program for bandwidth
Visit SlashMates.com and learn how to connect with old pal geeks and geekettes! Enjoy geek life the way it was meant to be! Rediscover your past!
Pretty lean info...Looks like a plant
Here is a prime example of the crowd you might meet there:
./, Linux (newbie), learning Perl
Graham
Age:14 Interests: Gaming,
Just browse some of the cities and you will see. I worry for some of these younger kids... get them in a room with JonKatz-types and who knows what'll transpire...
Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski
no fucking way would any sane person attend this crap.
lets get a couple hundred people to try and get into a small bar running a 1 bartender server system, and see if he can handle the load.
with this many people, it should be pretty easy to over run the bar buffer and get into the back end areas like the kitchen and accounting areas.
ahhh, the REAL slashdot effect in person.
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
Since signing up, I've been hitting refresh on the front page every now and then, watching the signed up worldwide number rise from 500-something to over 1000. If my refresh-math is working correctly, the site is currently (sustainably?) adding between 1 and 2 people worldwide every second...
:)
Cant wait to see some of ya
Aye
The verbal assaults from the likes of Jerzy Junks, Mister Blister, and other trolls are a recent thing. If you look back two or three years, you won't find them. I doubt the six or seven M$ employees who actually post that kind of crap will show up anywhere. Those that do show up will be the mellow and stuborn folks that refuse to leave despite all the noise.
Thank you, ffatTony, for providing an excellent demonstration of a sensless, negative and non constructive comment.
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
Onderdonk House To Host
Annual Strawberry Festival
Food, Games, Arts And Crafts
On Saturday, June 22, the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society will host a Strawberry Festival at the Onderdonk House, corner of Flushing and Onderdonk avenues in Ridgewood. From 1-4 p.m., there will be plenty of food, games and entertainment for families to enjoy. The Society will be celebrating with strawberry with homemade strawberry shortcake and other food items. Children can play old-fashioned games on the lawn and make crafts. There will also be tours of the historic Onderdonk House. Admission for this event is $5 for adults, $3 for children. All activities and tours are face with admission. The current exhibit in the Onderdonk House Museum is on the history of Arbitration Rock, the prominent marker along the 1769 survey line that settle the land dispute between the colonial towns of Bushwick and Newtown. The rock was recently uncovered beneath Onderdonk Avenue and was relocated on the Onderdonk property in August 2001. To celebrate the discovery of Arbitration Rock and its relocation to the Onderdonk property, the public is also invited on Sunday, June 23 to the dedication of Arbitration Rock beginning at 3 p.m. This event is free and open to all. The Onderdonk House is a New York City, New York State and National Historic Landmark. Dutch framers built the house around 1709 and it remained a farmstead through the 1920s when the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society was founded to maintain and operate the Onderdonk House as a historic site and museum. These programs are made possible in part by public funding from the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs, secured through the efforts of the Queens borough president and the New York City Council, and by State Senator Serphin Maltese, Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan and by members of the Society. For more information and directions, please the Society?s office at 456- 1776 or surf to www.//members.aol.com/ondrdnkhse/grhs.htm [aol.com]
--Mad propz to the homies cruisin the CVS parking lot.
I'd be too damn embarrassed to go.
"Hi, ya'll. I'm a geek, my name is Amit, my friends call me Pikachu."
One time, when I went to my school's programming club, I gave that same introduction, and some guy said, "I guess I'll call you Amit then."
Yeah, public gatherings of people with likeminded interests aren't really my thing... Just remember to do an Ask Slashdot with "So what happened at your International Slashdot Meetup meeting?" a day or so after it happens.
[o]_O
of course if we really wanted to mimic the slashdot effect the venue would have to be some unsuspecting mom+pop ISP in Smalltown, Ohio where we'd all show up announced, glance around briefly and then go somewhere else to badmouth MS
NOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!
/. and meetup.com for totally screwing over my entire life!
Thank you,
I just ran into Jon Katz at one of them there meetup.com social mixers and found him to be funny, thoughtful & intelligent.
NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO BITCH ABOUT?!??!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
"Lawyers are for sucks."
- Doug McKenzie
I went to the mozilla party in my area (atlanta) and had a great time. I met a bunch of true geeks. One of them even had a pair of stratus machines in his living-room.
Yeah, I'll be heading to this party. Having a total geek conversation with new people who haven't heard all of you rants is always fun. Mix some beer and things could get really wild. We might even talk about non technology related topics!
After I signed up for this I realized...
...you can't spell "MEETUP" without M-E-E-P-T.
IHBT. IHL.
I hope I have a nice day. Though I doubt it.
k.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Sadly, there's no barelylegalteens.meetup.com... yet...
--
"Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]
the page seems not to be working. How can I find out about the meet-up in NYC and the Hudson Valley ?
as i write australia holds 3 places in th top 10 locales of sign-ups
pos 2 - brisbane :: 23 signups :: 22 signups :: 18 signups
pos 5 - melbourne
pos 9 - sydney
these are th three top australian cities by population,but in th reverse order -
sydney ~= 4M melbourne ~= 3.5M brisbane ~= 1.5M
but mainly i'm surprised there seems to be so many slashdot readers in australia
I was going to make a slick joke about the mysterious lack of interest for a meetup in Redmond, Washington...
BUT...
I was wrong.
It all goes downhill from first post
slashdotter displays alarmed look and says to the bartender..."I thought those were open source beer & wings!?"
I've already signed up as six different geek chicks in my area... Bet we have a great turnout!! :) I'll be recording from a van parked across the street. Should be fun to watch.
Yeah fuck you fucking arrogant ass slashdotters I hate you all.
/hate.
Who chooses the candidate venues?
/.ers are... Cool.
The MEETUP Venue Team hand-picked 11,409 venues worldwide. (We're also taking suggestions from users!) Then, our magic computer chooses these three venues based on availability and appropriateness for the topic. It's not perfect. That's where YOU come in: Help pick the best venue(s) for your city. The actual MEETUP venue(s) are open to a vote. We never force a MEETUP to be at any particular place in any town.
Apparently the "magic computers" at meetup.com aren't perfect, but us
warning : this is a corporate entity sponsoring th organisation of this meetup
knowing this, it might be useful to browse their privacy agreement before giving them an email address that you like to keep spam free
particularly this section of text :
This is funny! And it's not really off topic.
-B
Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.
We should hold an ole fashioned stonecutters conventions. We all just wear our Slashdot User Numbers and the lower numbers get to order all the newbies around. While quaffing beer and signing bawdy songs. ;-)
Oh eat my buttocks. That wasn't a troll.
--Giving to trolls for the benefit of us all
On Saturday, June 22, the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society will host a Strawberry Festival at the Onderdonk House, corner of Flushing and Onderdonk avenues in Ridgewood. From 1-4 p.m., there will be plenty of food, games and entertainment for families to enjoy. The Society will be celebrating with strawberry with homemade strawberry shortcake and other food items. Children can play old-fashioned games on the lawn and make crafts. There will also be tours of the historic Onderdonk House. Admission for this event is $5 for adults, $3 for children. All activities and tours are face with admission. The current exhibit in the Onderdonk House Museum is on the history of Arbitration Rock, the prominent marker along the 1769 survey line that settle the land dispute between the colonial towns of Bushwick and Newtown. The rock was recently uncovered beneath Onderdonk Avenue and was relocated on the Onderdonk property in August 2001. To celebrate the discovery of Arbitration Rock and its relocation to the Onderdonk property, the public is also invited on Sunday, June 23 to the dedication of Arbitration Rock beginning at 3 p.m. This event is free and open to all. The Onderdonk House is a New York City, New York State and National Historic Landmark. Dutch framers built the house around 1709 and it remained a farmstead through the 1920s when the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society was founded to maintain and operate the Onderdonk House as a historic site and museum. These programs are made possible in part by public funding from the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs, secured through the efforts of the Queens borough president and the New York City Council, and by State Senator Serphin Maltese, Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan and by members of the Society. For more information and directions, please the Society?s office at 456- 1776 or surf to www.//members.aol.com/ondrdnkhse/grhs.htm [aol.com]
I'd like to meet Klerck
Microsoft - Where would you like to go today, Maybe Jail?
Now you got me all conflicted. :(
I'm from Canada, but live in LA. Who do I cheer for? It's like a Kings vs Leafs game.
I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
It really is not his fault: He just has multiple-personality disorder...
Besides, I like the idea of slashdot meeting... I wonder if there are any slashdotters in the country where I live (population is under half a million), I don't think there are many. :-)
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
I guess if 1st February (of a non-leap year) falls in a Thursday...no meeting that month
And for all of you who wish to see how the famous Slashdot effect works over the net, there is this statistics showing over 100 000 hits the day the story about FreeCraft was posted.
e-mail: karol at tls-technologies.com
www: http://www.tls-technologies.com
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Yes, what the topic says.
I will kick your ASS!
Why must I choose a city when I can only chose stockholm. What are you? The henry ford of internet. There are actually more cities in sweden then just stockhom.
This is a joke right? It's a she-male.. and ugly to booth isn't it? Please say it is so.. otherwise i will have nightmares for the rest of my life...... please..?
(I'd wish!)
What's better is that you'll easilly recognize who the trolls are.
The guy that runs straigh to the meeting point, and yells "first person" periodtically.
The guy that hands out pictures printed out from goatse.cx.
The guy that goes over the most informed group of people and begins saying how wonderful Microsoft is...
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
Not that I've attended any (too busy with job, wife, and kids), but I believe the local linux user group holds thier mettings on the third thursday of every month. I would personally rather meet slashdotters who attend those mettings rather than the ones with differing interests. No bias towards others intended.
It's just the normal noises in here.
I'd rather see a list of /. readers, the city they live in and a link to mail them, maybe over a site-internal system to avoid spamming.
Meetings could be organized privately. I'd like to know whether there are any Slashdotters here in this area... that's the only "problem" I have, not a meeting place.
When you organize a meeting, you must take care of the male/female ratio! I want to be able to hit on chicks and stuff like that.
Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
Nave H. Weiss
I think this is a pretty good idea, especially for those of us outside the us...
All these guys complaining about no geek chicks is really irritating me. I mean, I'm a geek chick and if more come, then my odds go down. I like the male / female ratio right now. There is me...... and...... hmmm, just me for the female part and everyone else is a guy. Perfect!
-Geek Chick in Cleveland
I'm going to go and get drunk and beat people up!
Don't mod me, bro'!!!!
Now I'll just call up Conan and make sure Triump the Insult Comic dog shows up, spectacular...
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
OpenBSD is pro-actively secure. It comes with everything disabled, and a record of no remote root holes in like, 3 years or something. FreeBSD is another operating system based on the Berkely Standard Distribution of Unix. I don't know too much about FreeBSD, but OpenBSD makes for a good firewall/gateway.
Someone correct me if I'm an ignorant fool.
I wonder what the starbucks at Seattle will be like on the day this happens? A group of slashdotters equipped with their wifi enabled devices hitting a wifi enabled starbucks? I sure hope there is enough unix chicks around because I can't imagine a bunch of slashdotter banging their heads against a network that is only 11mbps and it's shared!
:-)
Go hokies
check the results for top cities.
Well, I must say that the form only lists a dozen or so conutries. What about the rest of the world? :)
:P
Or an option for 'other' B]
- Guess people in greece, switzerland, portugal, croatia, burundi, afghanistan and madagascar are not connected to the internet yet
I miss my rubber keyboard.(Homepage)
You can't subscribe as AC.
meetup.com has nothing to with slashdot as such, and there's something funny I don't like (I'm so paranoid regarding spam that I post here exclusively as AC).
Their privacy policy says:
"Except as otherwise provided in our privacy policy statement and Section 6.5 of this Agreement, we will not sell, rent or otherwise disclose any personally identifiable information about you (including your e-mail address) to any third party."
Now why isn't that section 6.5 included on their web page?
And why does their privacy policy say that they'll use your e-mail address to [quote] "improve our marketing and promotional efforts", and also "You also agree that we may use your information to contact you and deliver information to you that, in some cases, are targeted to your interests"?
There's more below that, but I stopped reading there as I knew enough.
I propose a new poll:
I am old enough to vote:
* Yes
* No
* Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus.
* I never voted for Cowboy Neal
My Heart Is A Flower
Anyone familiar with message boards knows that when a post of particular interest to many members of the board is up, it is often granted 'sticky' status, in that it is allowed to stay at the top of the post list for a certain amount of time.
I don't know if slashdot has ever done such a thing before, but if anything deserves sticky status, this does. I can't think of a single contributing member of slashdot who wouldn't want to at least HEAR about these meetings.
When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna read,
:-)
I'm gonna read "yo! wake up! geek girls don't exist."
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna meet,
I'm gonna meet a geek who goes "you don't exist".
If you get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see the drunk who says I don't exist.
Do me a favor, say you know you're gonna be
You're gonna be the one who's saying I exist.
'Cause I would post five hundred lines
And I would post them all again
Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
To get this through your brain.
When I'm hacking, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the chick who's hacking next to you.
(And when the credit rolls in for the things I do
Don't be thinking that I'll pass it on to you.
When I come home, yeah I know you wish I'd be
Wish I'd be the one that comes back home to you.
And if I grow old well you'll see I'm still a geek
By then I'll have the big ol' glasses for it too.
But I would post five hundred lines
And I would post them all again
Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
To get this through your brain.
(da da da da...)
"The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
Cause I'm coming to kick your ass, Microserf.
I will kick your ass.
Finally I get my chance!
...but not necessarily convenient. I live in NJ, the most densely populated state in the country, and I'd have to get into midtown Manhattan to go the nearest one. It's only 13 miles as the crow flies, but about an hour by car (not to mention $10-20 to park somewhere for a few hours).
Meanwhile, I already have two Meetup clusters within 20 minutes of my house.
The meetup.slashdot.org site requires a login like the NYTimes. I created a user account you can use:
user: user@slashdot.org
pw: sucks
"Hey you boyzzz, I'm looking for a geek who is not afraid to route me, configure my switches, respond to every HTTP request, take me to the next layer of abstraction. I'm into S&H, so must be able to hack into my deepest kernel code."
Sorry it's just not happening...
The A.O.T.C. & GeekPAC [thelinuxshow.com]
Unfortunate title. I followed the link expecting some connection between GeekPAC and Attack of the Clones.
And look for me in my Army of One shirt at the meet : )
I am a long time reader first time poster. I like the idea of a bunch of /.er getting together and just having a good time. I for one would like it just because it would give me a change to interact with the people that I have come to admire, respect, hate, and downright loath on here over the past 3 years. Put faces to chat names and email addresses and meet people that you never knew read /. Hell you might see your boss there and see that he is a poster that you thought had great comments. Then he would see that you were the poster that commented on his great ideas. Then you get promoted and make more mone ..... That will never happen. We should just be happy to see that there are more of us then we thought. Besides what better excuss is there to get 100 people together and go to a bar, get drunk, try to score and talk about all things /.
If managers knew IT they would not be managers. They would be on the helpdesk.
Hi all -
I notice that Thu July 25th is during the O'Reilly OSCON in San Diego. I would suggest that we simply designate the main bar at the San Diego Sheraton for a "meetup" since so many slashdotter's will be right there.
Brush with greatness - last year I met Rob Malda there, and did not know who he was. He was wearing a slashdot T-shirt, and I said something like "Hey, you read slashdot?" and everyone else broke out laughing.
TWR
Yes they do! Take a look at http://www.linuxchix.org/ for one spot where they gather.
But I wouldn't guarantee any show up. If I were a single geek girl (I'm married) I know I'd find it intimidating. Think of the ratio of guys/girls and how many people are going to be hitting on you if you are the least bit attractive. The last thing most girls want is a horde of geeks drooling all over them, even if they are like minded.
Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
All all the other vally cities: We ought to combine ourselves, since hell...I live in mesa, work in chandler, and spend most of my time drinking and (until last week) smoking in Tempe at Pink-E's. Lets face it, we're the sixth largest metroplex in the US...we could honestly slashdot the hell out of the Crowbar or Le Girls or something...
This is just a Snapshot of the Privacy Agreement at the Meetup service this /. event is being managed on... just in case.
Oh, and don't miss their TOS either.
From the MEETUP Privacy Policy Statement
Protecting your privacy is a serious matter and doing so is very important to us. Please read this privacy policy statement (the "Policy") to learn more about our privacy policy. This Policy describes the information we collect from you and what may happen to that information. This Policy applies to all sites under the MEETUP.com domain. This Policy does not apply to the practices of companies that MEETUP does not own or control, or to people that we do not employ or manage.
1. Information Collection
We collect information about you and your use of our service in order to create a better, more personalized experience for you.
You must register with our web site in order for you to be able to fully access our service. During registration, you must provide us with your e-mail address and password and, if you are located within the United States, your zip code. In addition, in order to use any topic group that is available on our site, you must register for that topic group. >During registration for a topic group, you may choose a nickname by which you will be known to other members of that topic group. If you do not assign yourself a nickname during registration for a topic group, we will automatically assign you one. In addition, with respect to each topic group that you join, we permit you to create and store a short description or statement which will be viewed by anyone who is accessing that topic group. Once you register with MEETUP and sign in to use our service, you are no longer anonymous to MEETUP to the extent you have provided us with this information.
We automatically track certain basic information about our users. We use this information to do internal research on your usage patterns, demographics, interests and general behavior to better understand and serve you and our community. This information may include internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, internet service provider (ISP), referring/exit pages, platform type, date/time stamp, and number of clicks to analyze trends, administer the site, track usersÕ movement in the aggregate, and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use. We do not directly link these types of information (e.g., IP addresses) with your personally identifiable information. For our users convenience, we use "cookies" to allow you to enter your password less frequently during a session and to provide for an easier registration process. A "cookie" is a piece of data stored on your computer that is tied to information about you. We do not use cookies for any other purpose (for example, we do not use cookies to monitor your activities or otherwise track information about you). If you configure your browser or otherwise choose to reject the cookies, you may still use our site. However, to best experience our web site and most easily use our service you must have cookies enabled.
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We use (and you agree that we may so use) the information we collect about you (including your personally identifiable information) to create a better, more personalized experience for you based on your individual usage habits, improve our marketing and promotional efforts, analyze site usage, improve our content and product offerings, and customize our siteÕs content, layout and services. These uses improve our site and allow us to better customize it to meet your needs. We also use (and you agree that we may so use) the information we collect about you to resolve disputes, troubleshoot problems, and enforce our Terms of Service Agreement.
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MEETUP uses industry standard network security practices to safeguard the confidentiality of your personal information. We treat our data (including your personally identifiable information) as an asset that must be protected against loss and unauthorized access. However, it is impossible for us to provide our service using the internet and simultaneously ensure perfect security of our data.
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-to change your nickname or password;
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"Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
Watch yourself man... she's royalty!
- Have a picture
Maybe my current one isn't terribly appropriate for a social gathering.
Who would've thought that would happen
I though all /.ers were security and privacy freaks.....
What's in a Sig?
Whenever I sign up for a site, I use a unique e-mail address. I have a special domain, the only purpose of which is to accept mail from every website I ever sign up for. Since every address is unique, and I know who I've given it too, if it gets sold to spammers, I know who did it, and I can easily shut it down. I very rarely get spam.
You know far too much about fishing to actually have any!
;)
And unless you found that "significant other who likes to fish" I'd say its about time you followed your own advice!
I think your advice is mostly sound, however there are some areas that I think would warrant further explanation. Alas, I am at a loss for fishing metaphors! maybe these will help:
To hook the best fish, don't walk around like the ancient mariner with an albatross around your neck.
Be careful removing scales and watch out for choking on small bones.
Both Fish and house guests stink after three days.
Everything I know I learned from alt.seduction.fast
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
We Swiss geeks would like to meet up, too, but it seems that the world really does consist of only about ten countries. Oh well, it's back to the old hoarding-gold-making-cheese-and-yodeling routine, then.
(1) Only the people from Zurich say "Grüezi", and no one likes them.
Ok, GEEK CHICKS DO EXIST. I am one of the few and the proud. If you don't believe me, check my website, Sondy.com (which is in desperate need of an update). I use both PCs and Macs (I'm dual platform so I can get along with most guys out there...), game somewhat, organize and attend LAN parties, have my own domain, anime posters on my walls along with the iMac one, more electronic devices in my car than anyone else I know, and my watch on 24 hour time. I also have a social life, have many geek and normal friends, am attractive (according to the five guys I have dated... and I'm not even 17!), and participate in high school sailing. So, I do have a life.
Yes, geek chicks exist, but we are WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. (Ok, that's a lie, I'm going out with a hardcore Mac gamer now.)
Blessed are the geeks for they shall Internet the Earth.
SHUT UP, LITTLE MAN!!!. html
http://members.aol.com/leesausage/shut_up