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Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars

loonix_gangsta writes "The BBC is running a blurb on the disclosure of Star Wars helmsman George Lucas not allowing Spielberg to direct one of the Star Wars movies. According to Ananova Steven had actually begged George for the job."

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  1. Damn it! by papasui · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting for about 12 years to see Yoda bitchslap E.T.

    1. Re:Damn it! by JPriest · · Score: 4, Funny

      E.T. on bike going past moon, Yoda using the force to throw racks at him. "Fall off the bike you must!"

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  2. Lucas... by mosch · · Score: 5, Funny
    Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars
    Lucas clearly already smoked it all, and somehow managed not to die. Look forward to episodes seven eight and nine!
    1. Re:Lucas... by mosch · · Score: 2

      Oddly enough, that's a genuine c2it affiliate link. I wish they'd use c2it.com, but m0.net seems to have convinced citibank and american express that we should trust somewhat cryptic domain names. On the plus side, it does redirect back to c2it.com by the time you're asked to enter your information to setup or use your account.

    2. Re:Lucas... by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2

      Even modern pilots and astronauts are not immune, first those drunken pilots, and even worse:

      Crack found on space shuttle

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    3. Re:Lucas... by Patrick13 · · Score: 2

      Look forward to episodes seven eight and nine

      No, no. Before he does 7,8,9 they are going to release yet a 3rd edition, except this time, instead of being digitally remastered, they are going to be "plot remastered".

      Imagine the millions Lucas will make when all of us completist nerds end up with the original edition on video, special edition on DVD, and the re-written [err] plot remastered edition on whatever media format they come with next.

      Then, they will come out with 7. Hopefully he'll be dead by then, so we'll be able to see something that makes sense the first time.

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  3. At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Ma$$acre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lucas has a pretty impressive vision and knows eye-candy better than about any director out there. But he's a terrible writer and he doesn't know how to direct actors. He has some top notch talent in his movies and unless they break free of the crap dialogue and directive vision of what that dialogue should sound like, they are screwed. I'd give anything to have Spielberg direct with Lucas doing his thing in the background... maybe we'd have an Indiana Jones style romp for E3.

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    1. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by sydlexic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd give anything to have Spielberg direct with Lucas doing his thing in the background

      Which is why you won't. Lucas must have clued in by now that he sucks at the whole writer/director gig. Spielberg would almost certainly produce a much better movie. Lucas knows this. If the next one were markedly better than the last two then it would cement Lucas' suck-assedness for all time. So Lucas figures he's better off doing it himself and hoping to get lucky. I mean, it's not like he could do any worse, right?

    2. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Ma$$acre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately I think you are correct in this assumption. However, the two have worked well in the past, so I'm still hopeful. Let Lucas stick to redesigning the movie making process and the techie side and let Spielberg do the direction. The two together really kick some ass. I felt like Minority Report could have use a bit better "techno" stuff and that Star Wars could use some actual acting and storyline.

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    3. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by dimator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Man, I just don't understand Lucas anymore. If this project was all I thought about and worked on for 20 years, and if I knew that my suck-assedness was so high, I would love to hand the reins over to someone who could do a better job, if only for the love of the project.

      It's kind of like your kids leaving home for school or work or whatnot. You don't want to see them go, but its for their own good.

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks? This is the only imaginable excuse I can think of for this.

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    4. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks?

      It's entirely possible. I'm sure he has a whole entourage of puckered lips pressed firmly against his ass 24/7.

    5. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 4, Funny

      He has some top notch talent in his movies and unless they break free of the crap dialogue...

      Indeed. Even Robert De Niro couldn't say

      "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth."
      and not look and sound like an idiot.
    6. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by (outer-limits) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Harrison Ford was supposed to have said something along the lines of "You can type this crap George, but we have to say it."

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    7. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by mandolin · · Score: 3, Funny
      I mean, it's not like he could do any worse, right?

      Gah!! Why did you say that? Now E3 is gonna be as bad as the Star Wars Christmas Special..

    8. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Znork · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think the only one able to possibly do a worse job at Star Wars would be Spielberg. He'd insist on replacing Jar-Jar and the bots with Cute Kids (tm) Saving the Situation (tm), which IMO is the only conceivable way it could get worse. Gaaaack.

      Well, to be fair, Spielberg did a good job on Minority Report, which was among the absolutely best films that he's ever done. And he's done a few other fairly good ones lately. But I can think of several directors who could do a better job than either Spielberg or Lucas.

    9. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks? This is the only imaginable excuse I can think of for this.

      Have you SEEN his wig? There's a lot that Lucas apparently doesn't realise.

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    10. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by swankypimp · · Score: 2

      The thing with Lucas isn't that he's a bad director, just an outdated one. When he started out, directors were still studio tools with job security who showed up and got paid for mediocre work. (There were exceptions, of course, but how many people were like Elia Kazan?) Lucas and his buddy Francis Ford Coppola (and the whole "New Hollywood" crowd which later included Spielberg) introduced a different sort of independent directing style in which the director was in total control of the now-cliched "vision" for a film, which led to more experimental fare. Lucas' directing wasn't great from a technical standpoint, but his ideas and ability to motivate people ("Do it again with more energy!") were rare in this era, and his actors responded to it in his early films. Their success legitimized film schools (they were USC grads), and led to a bunch of tempremental wanna-be Fellinis, and today's actors largely tune them out (so only good technical directors can greatly affect the quality of the film).

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    11. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by jweatherley · · Score: 2

      Cute Kids (tm) Saving the Situation (tm), which IMO is the only conceivable way it could get worse. Gaaaack.

      s/Cute Kids/Ewoks/g and you've got Return of the Jedi.

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    12. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by TGK · · Score: 2

      Or this could have been an intentional portion of the film. The US Supreme Court has held that private agnecies working for the government (say, a hospitals gathering of DNA samples from those having bloodwork done) are held to the same scruiteny as the government itself.

      Perhaps the data gathered by the adverstising equipment is considered private until requisitioned by court order. That would prevent a realtime uplink (unless ordered).

      Or I could be talking out of my ass.

      I have to agree with you on the holographic tablet thing. And what the hell was up with those thumbnail knockoffs anyway?

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    13. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by colmore · · Score: 2

      It's no coincedince that ESB, the best in the series, has almost no trace of George's influence. While the original trilogy were goofy kid's action entertainment, they TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY. King Man-Perm needs to let go.

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    14. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by nomadic · · Score: 2

      But he's a terrible writer and he doesn't know how to direct actors.

      He's actually a talented writer, but just has problems with dialogue. Plotwise I think most of the stuff he written has been very good; I can't think of anyone else who can break out of movie stereotypes like him.

      As for the actor thing, you might be right, but I do think some of the blame can be placed on the actors; I get a feeling a lot of them just don't understand science fiction well enough to act convincingly. Look at the Matrix; even usually talented actors like Laurence Fishburne did horrible jobs. Hell, look at most sci fi movies over the past few decades.

    15. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by On+Lawn · · Score: 2


      If there is another "Oh no, lets lose them in that astroid belt over there" scene in Star Wars I can't be held responsible for my actions...

    16. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2

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    17. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by On+Lawn · · Score: 2


      The previous poster was talking about how Lucas breaks the mold into new territory.

      As far as general "video game" like high speed obstical courses there have been an average of two a movie.

      But as a genre, specifically, the astroid chase is way over done. I can't find much pioneering in Lucas's work after American Grafitti, honestly.

    18. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I was simply pointing out that plotwise he manages to avoid most of the cliches that everyone else in hollywood runs into. Even in phantom menace, which was his weakest movie, he managed to break the mold of the traditional hollywood adventure movie. Wasn't saying he was soaring to profound heights, just that you could go to one of his movies and not know everything that was going to happen.

  4. In other news... by jonman_d · · Score: 2, Funny

    The job was given to Britney Spears, in hopes that it would attract even more of the teen crowd. Reports say that geeks and nerds everywhere are publicly outraged at this sell-out, but secretly drooling all over their keyboards.

    *drool*

  5. How the begging went by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    George, please look at the acting. The actors can't act worth crap. Please let me help the actors. You can do all the spaceship stuff. I just want to see a Star Wars movie where the actors seem like they aren't reading off cue cards!

    Please!

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    1. Re:How the begging went by mughi · · Score: 2
      Spielberg falls into that category of directors that invariably set sci-fi pictures in bleak, greyscale worlds that try to sell us on how fucked we are in fifty or so years. I think you can have troubling elements in sci-fi movies, but how about a sci-fi flick that reaches for the better qualities of human nature. This is what I think has made Star Trek attractive to its fans for so long.

      Actually...if you look at his history, Spielberg had been known far less for that "bleak greyscale" thing.

      • Close Encounters (childlike awe, amazing tour-guide aliens, etc.)
      • 1941 (I'm a bug!)
      • Raiders of the Lost Ark (Color! Action! Adventure!...)
      • ET (that one for sure)
      • Gremlins (technicolor and raucous)
      • "Amazing Stories: The Mission" (wow. Talk about better qualities and triumph of human imagination)
      • "Amazing Stories: Ghost Train"
      • Hook (Bleak??? Grey??? Not!)
      • Jurassic Park (A little edgy, but not bleak nor grey, just look at that purdy Unix ui)

      It's only been these last two really (at least as far as his sci-fi goes). And AI was Spielberg completing Stanley Kubrick's work. Perhaps you got the two confused?

    2. Re:How the begging went by mughi · · Score: 2
      Actually...if you look at his history [slashdot.org], Spielberg had been known far less for that "bleak greyscale" thing

      Man. I hate it when I accidentally delete a link after checking and before posting.

      Spielberg's history is actually here

    3. Re:How the begging went by colmore · · Score: 2

      the last two Star Wars movies were an excercise in patience.

      my favorite bad element had to be Natalie Portman in the last movie. She's a very smart, and very talented young actor. She was simply too smart for her lines, every single thing she said sounded like she was actually mocking the scriptwriter. Of all my childhood icons, why couldn't George Lucas have died in a fiery explosion sometime around 1985?

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    4. Re:How the begging went by gosand · · Score: 2
      The actors can't act worth crap.

      Sorry, don't buy this. Natalie Portman is very good, especially for her age. The Professional, Heat, Beautiful Girls, Mars Attacks. Ewan McGregor was in Trainspotting and Black Hawk Down. Ian McDiarmid, Samuel Jackson, etc. Check out the list of actors in this movie at IMDB and see what they have been in. Now I am not saying they are the best actors ever, but they are somewhat accomplished. But you can't polish a turd, and Lucas has turned this series into a steaming pile.

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    5. Re:How the begging went by jafac · · Score: 2

      Don't forget, Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge. Maybe Lucas will turn EP III into a musical? Picture a light-sabre-wielding Yoda and Mace break-dancing. . .

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    6. Re:How the begging went by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe Lucas will turn EP III into a musical?

      Cue Mark Hamill: "Luke be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight!"
      Chorus: "Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda."
      Hamill: "Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ..."



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  6. Why? by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We all know Lucas's biggest motivation is money, lots and lots of it. Doesn't he remember a little franchise known as Indiana Jones? Lucas and Spielberg teamed up on that and look, nerds and non-nerds love it. You can't find a person who doesn't like Indy. Anybody who has ever worn a fedora gets references to the movies all day long. This is a bad move by Lucas, he could've included all the merchandising he wanted (More aliens, more Fetts, etc.) and he could've made a wildly popular movie too.

    Too bad he's too ego-centric to let go. Ego over money, I guess.

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  7. Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll let the romantic lines between Anakin and Padme in AoTC speak for itself.

    I bet that spielberg must have laughed those lines off...

    I know I did. :)

  8. why George why? by justplainchips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why does George think he's the only one that can write/direct? Hopefully he has someone else, even more qualified that Mr. Spielberg, in mind for directing Ep3. Though I'm sure he'll do it himself. Is he the only one in the world who didn't notice how much better the ones where he had others write and direct were? Alas, even if he writes every piece of crappy dialogue and directs every cheesy block for the actors, I know I'll go see it opening week.

  9. Amen! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Liam Neeson is proof positive. He was dynamite in Schindler's List (directed by Spielberg), and wooden as a pirate's leg in Episode 1 (directed by Lucas). Lucas sucks when he has to deal with people, which is probably why he relies so much on techno whiz.

  10. Bad idea by Darth+Paul · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't know about everybody else, but I would have hated to see this happen, especially with only one episode in the saga left.

    Lucas hasn't great job with Ep 1 and 2, but Spielberg carries a completely different flavour of sci-fi to Lucas. Spielberg likes to intellectualize his movies somewhat too, which might be a good idea in itself, but wouldn't fit well into Star Wars.

    Also, Spielberg would surely feel the need to inject his personal vision into the SW universe. Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending. Everybody knows what the story in Episode III will be, we just want to see how the events play out and the final holes in the story get filled in. SW definitely doesn't need new influences at this stage.

    1. Re:Bad idea by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

      Spielberg likes to intellectualize his movies somewhat too, which might be a good idea in itself, but wouldn't fit well into Star Wars.

      Not always. I always thought the Indy films were good, old fashioned romps (with a little religion thrown in for good measure). He couldn't have done any worse than Lucas.

    2. Re:Bad idea by Darth+Paul · · Score: 2
      The Indy series was great, and if I remember correctly Lucas and Spielberg did some of them together. But that was a fair way back, Spielberg started changing his style around Jurassic Park time. I'm thinking recent stuff like Schindler's, AI, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, they've all had some sort of moral to them, and I've often walked out chewing on some intellectual morsel.

      I don't want to walk out of Episode III debating the moral relativity of the dark side - I want to leap out woom-wooming my imaginary saber :)

    3. Re:Bad idea by bopo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everybody knows what the story in Episode III will be, we just want to see how the events play out and the final holes in the story get filled in.

      Well, Luke and Leia are evenually born, so you can probably figure out how one of the holes is filled...

      Did I just actually post that?

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    4. Re:Bad idea by mughi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Also, Spielberg would surely feel the need to inject his personal vision into the SW universe. Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending.

      Perhaps not. My friends and I were discussing this not too long ago. In regards to doing Minority Report, Spielberg made some comments about how he realized that injecting his take of things into AI interferred with things (and especially the ending). And how he realized he made a mistake and was going to try not to do that with the new film. What made it a little amusing for me is that we were talking about how that pointed out the difference between Spielberg and Lucas as filmakers and directors, and especially the willingness to take good criticism and to grow, and the importance of putting the material before ego. And also specifically comparing his works to Lucas' Star Wars films (those he directed, not the others)

    5. Re:Bad idea by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Informative
      Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending.

      "There's been quite a bit of confusion among critics, especially about the final 20 minutes, which aren't Spielberg being sentimental (his main addition was the cruel, brutal Flesh Fair), but are exactly what I wrote for Stanley and exactly what Stanley wanted." - Ian Watson (http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue268/interview.html)

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    6. Re:Bad idea by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Princess Amidala....

      I'd do anything to drill a couple of holes into that plot...

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  11. I liked the headline at fark better by dimator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "George Lucas adamant only he is allowed to make a mess of the Star Wars series. Told Speilberg to go make his money elsewhere."

    fark.com

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  12. Thank you, George, for small favors by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can only imagine what Spielberg would have done to the series. Ep 3 is supposed to be the darkest of all of the episodes. I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

    And I can just see him going back to the film several years after its release and replacing all of the lightsabers with walkie-talkies.

    No thanks.

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    1. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by nettdata · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      Well, I thought AI and Minority Report were pretty dark, and Saving Private Ryan had it's share of grit, if not darkness. For that matter, the Brothers in Arms series is amazing.

      I think that Spielberg would do wonders with something that's been around so long and has such a developed and understood environment as Star Wars.

      I also think that Spielberg would LOVE to do the project, because if you take a look at some of the extra "behind the scenes" stuff on the Menace's DVD's, you see Spielberg taking a tour of one of the Lucas sets, and he's like a kid in a candy shop. While we probably only think of a movie in terms of the story and the images we see on screen, it was pretty obvious that Spielberg was drooling over the potential technical aspects from a director's point of view; story lines, visual effects, plot twists, casting, etc.

      It'd be way cool if Spielberg would do a "well, if I did it I'd do it like this" version of any of the Star Wars episodes.

      I compare it somewhat to Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita, where Spielberg's version of Star Wars would be like the original Nikita (full of atmosphere, story, depth, etc.) and Lucas's version would be more like the American, shot-for-shot remake of Nikita that was incredibly lame in comparison.

      All in all, though, I commend Lucas for what he's done, but am frustrated in the potential of what it could be.

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    2. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by MartinB · · Score: 2
      Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      You didn't see Schindler's List, then?

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    3. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      George isn't exactly good at doing dark himself you know.

      It's acknowledged by a large number of people that the darkest episode of Star Wars is V (The Empire Strikes Back).

      Which was directed by Irvin Kershner.

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    4. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Have you seen Schindler's List? Color Purple?

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  13. ai by polin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    after sitting through AI, I have to say this increases my respect for george.

    1. Re:ai by Animats · · Score: 2

      Good point.

  14. oh come on... by ironfroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've actually lost some respect for Spielberg because of this. Even asking... I mean, come on! I don't care if he is a hot-shot director, it seems rude. What? Doesn't he have enough movies of his own?

  15. so? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2

    Not to be construed as flame-bait...but I can see why. I mean, if you created something, would you want someone to step in and do a better job?

    I am sure it all boils down to ego, but what the hell, I wouldn't like someone coming in a doing their version of something I created, especially if (IMO) it would be better than what I could do.

    But, on the other hand, a collaboration between the 2 would be awesome, George could do the wiz-bang effects, Spielburg could make the actors earn their paychecks, without them looking like wooden statues bent into shape.

    A boy can dream I guess.

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    1. Re:so? by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
      "I mean, if you created something, would you want someone to step in and do a better job?"

      On the other hand, Lucas has only directed 3 of the 5 Star Wars movies to date. And of those 3, 2 of them are widely regarded as not up to par.

    2. Re:so? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2

      I don't see any relationship to this and open source. What does creating software for people to add, modify, and make better have to do with this movie?

      I don't see the correlation.

      Ah well, I'm not a coder anyway, infrastructure's the thing for me.

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    3. Re:so? by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

      Uhhhh, I do. It was on that free network, Gnutella.... I could download it the day of showing, so uhh yeah. It was free.

      Oh wait. That's against the law? WHOOPS ;-)

  16. Control vs Society by smoondog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have always been frustrated that creators often drive their franchises/ideas into the ground or kill them when they die. I know that creators should have absolute control, but it is a shame that Star Wars will likely die with Lucas, Calvin and Hobbes will die with BW and Peanuts will die with CS. I guess the alternative may be worse than the status quo, but still, when commercial entertainment interests become part of our shared emotions/heritage the only thing that will lose is our pocket books.

    -Sean

    1. Re:Control vs Society by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Dude schultz is dead.

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    2. Re:Control vs Society by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Star Wars will likely die with Lucas, Calvin and Hobbes will die with BW and Peanuts will die with CS.

      Christ I don't know how much more there is to Star Wars! But regarding those last two -- apparantly you would like material to keep writing itself without the author around to do it??

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  17. He used other directors in the 80s by ianmalcm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So if this is "Georges baby" then why did he use different directors and writers for Empire and Return of the Jedi? I propose, to get Starwars back on track, for George to hire the original people that helped him on the trilogy.... Lawrence Kasdan, Gary Kurtz, and Irvin Kirshner. Bring in the K's and all will be well. The Starwars TripleK Petition. We fans deserve the best movie of all time with Episode 3. SOMETHING's gotta break Titanics records.

    1. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by The_Shadows · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bring in the K's and all will be well. The Starwars TripleK Petition.

      Huh? Triple K? You're not actually suggesting that Lucas hire the KKK, are you?

      "Welcome to the Krusty Komedy Klassic! (Krusty chuckles) KKK!?!?! Oh, that can't be good."

    2. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2

      Nah, he's talking about three backwards 'K's. Y'know, three strikes and you're out. Which is what it looks like to me.

  18. Too cuddily by charlie763 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the best decision that Lucus has made regarding Star Wars. The only person that could make the Star Wars series worse is Spielberg.

    Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.

    For Example: look at how he changed the ending of AI. The film would have had a much greater emotional impact if it ended with the boy sitting in the helicopter staring at the statue forever.

    If Speilberg directs Episode III there will be some sort of cute and cuddily ending to it.


    Let the flaming begin...

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    1. Re:Too cuddily by charlie763 · · Score: 2, Funny

      P.S. I would like to see Kevin Smith direct Episode III with a team of advisors composed of at least 9 Star Wars geeks (I volunteer).

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    2. Re:Too cuddily by squarooticus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem I always hear from people is that they think the beings at the end are aliens. It didn't even occur to them that those "aliens" were the evolved descendents of the original mechas.

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    3. Re:Too cuddily by amoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Regardless of the original intent, the end felt tacked-on. Up until the third act, I thought that the point was that artificial intelligence never *could* become real intelligence, and if that had been the message, the result would have been a better picture. Having "aliens" come in just to make the unnatural point work doesn't do much for the film's credibility. They should have stopped it when David jumped into the sea.

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    4. Re:Too cuddily by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.

      Ahhhh... yeah, his previous attempts, such as Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan, were much too light of fare for me!

      Now let's compare this to Lucas. Which of all the Star Wars movies is the "dark" movie? Now let's look and see who directed it.

      Irvin Kershner!

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    5. Re:Too cuddily by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

      I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.
      I'm not flaming you, but did you see Schindler's List and consider it not dark? Spielberg can do dark enough for EpIII. It's not as though we're looking at the sequel to Se7en or something. o

    6. Re:Too cuddily by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, a lot of people think they are aliens because they look at them and think of what we are led to believe are aliens. It's pretty obvious they are not sentient beings, as they are trying to get a grasp of what real life is like. Not necessarily human life, just real life. Thus, they are having a hard time finding any, and are very excited when they find the boy, who has memories of human life Of course, you would have to wonder why they would not have passed their knowledge onto each other as new robots were created. After all, if a robot created a new robot, shouldn't it start it with everything it already knows? Sort of like humans try to do. Anyway, I thought it was an appropriate ending. You could have ended it with him staring at the blue fairy for ever, or you could actually give the movie decent closure.

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    7. Re:Too cuddily by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      If Speilberg directs Episode III there will be some sort of cute and cuddily ending to it.

      You mean like those goddamned ewoks?

    8. Re:Too cuddily by jafac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it seemed to me that they were aliens too - because by that time, the earth was all a big frozen wasteland - pretty much lifeless. The "obvious" message was that they were aliens.

      When you sit down and think about it, it doesn't make one damn bit of difference whether they're aliens or descendants of the original robots. Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other.

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    9. Re:Too cuddily by Peyna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would a lifeless planet matter to robots as long as they had a viable power source?

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  19. Pick a side.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Time to burn off some karma.

    1). Spielberg isn't the savior.

    2). No one is the savior for star wars

    Now, this isn't to say the second trilogy sucks. I thought ep. 1 was bearable, there were some things to change, mostly in the the promotion (c'mon, seeing darth maul break out the second blade of the lightsabre would've been way cooler if you didn't know about it ahead of time. It might have been hard to keep from "knowing" about, but we didn't need to see it in the first trailer.), and certainly there were some major issues with dialouge. Lucas didn't have any recent experience in film. He didn't know, or didn't have anyone telling him he was making bad choices. Hell in '98 we were drooling over spoilers that in retrospect killed the film. ("Full CG characters! wow! I don't know how they'll be implimented but that's cool!")

    Ep. 2 made progress. But from the percieved failure of Ep. 1, no one was willing to give the movie any kind of a shake. When 1 was released, there was a devoted throng of geeks who thought they'd be "smarts" and spend weeks on end spouting off about just how bad the film was. That same contingent multiplied and said 2 marked the death of a franchiese, lucas has lost his touch, and it's all a huge mistake.

    Sorry, but nothing will please the die hard of vocal Star Wars "fans" who want nothing more than to make a name by voicing their opinions. What's really sad, and what no SW geek will admit to, is the similarity between SW geeks and Internet WWE wrestling fans. After every RAW or Smackdown! there is a hard core group of fans that nit pick every blown move, every plot hole, every bit of less than logical storytelling. The result is that the WWE has begun catering to the more vocal internet fans more in their storylines. Check the ratings, the majority of the fans aren't buying it. The WWE has tried boosting ratings with signings of bigger name talent, and shocking storyline moves, all to no avail. Only now they've alienated both the smarts and the live / casual fans.

    Same with Star Wars. Lucas could sign Spielberg up to direct episode 3, bring back harrison ford, sign Jet Li as the villan, and promise full frontal nude shots of Natalie Portman, but why? It probaly won't change much. The dialouge may get better with Spielberg at the helm, the story might get a little stronger and better paced, but it's not going to shut the "fans" up. The same contingent will just insert "Spielberg" into their rants instead of lucas. Hell, Francis Ford Coppola is close with lucas, let's throw him in the mix.

    No matter who directs, you'll still get the same dearth of comparisions to each directors poor efforts. "Episode 3 sucked as bad as 'howard the duck' or 'always' or 'the godfather 3'" Come to think of it, Spielberg tanked out with a recent Sci Fi outing (or has 'AI' been forgotten that quickly?) and Coppola makes some pretty foul casting choices. (Can you say daddy's little girl? I thought so.) So long as the comic book guy wanna-be's have ammunition, they'll use it.

    Face it. The 'net will never be happy with star wars. It was destined to be. But the bottom line doesn't lie, Star Wars is still the biggest franchiese movie out there. It's still got a strong devoted following. (I'll buy into the matrix when I see how well the film stands up to an audience that has seen bullet time and slow-mo action in every action movie made in the last two years.)

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    1. Re:Pick a side.... by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny
      sign Jet Li as the villan, and promise full frontal nude shots of Natalie Portman, but why? It probaly won't change much.

      Let's not be hasty. I think I want to see this Jet Li and nude Portman movie.

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    2. Re:Pick a side.... by Flamerule · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Long post... if I'm reading you correctly, the gist of it seems to be that the hardcore Star Wars fans nitpicked Episode II to death, in anger over their perceived failure of Episode I, and that now nothing can save the prequel trilogy from their slings and arrows.
      Face it. The 'net will never be happy with star wars. It was destined to be.

      Let's get this straight: it wasn't destined to be. Let's look at the the first episode of the Lord of the Rings movie Trilogy: an insanely great success for Peter Jackson -- critically, commercially, and for the majority of fans. The most devoted Tolkien purists and nitpickers did what they could to sabotage the film, but it wasn't enough. Take a spin over to the twin Tolkien newsgroups, rec.arts.books.tolkien and alt.fan.tolkien, and you'll find a fair number of fans so blinded in their fanatacism, they were unable to accept the movie as the adaptation it was, and had to be, instead of some 12-hour visual recitation of the novel.

      But these fans couldn't make a dent in Fellowship's success -- because it was a great movie. Peter Jackson proved that it is possible to live up to all but the very extremest of expectations, and hopefully The Two Towers will succeed just as spectacularly. Lesson: if your movie kicks ass, people won't hate it, loudly, to everyone they meet. Duh.

      So long as the comic book guy wanna-be's have ammunition, they'll use it.

      In this case, everyone has ammunition, and everyone should use it to voice their displeasure. George Lucas tanked with Episode I -- it was a shitty movie, just in general, and when compared to the original trilogy. When Episode II turned out be crap too, just not quite as crappy as the first one, the fans, rightfully, revolted. Lucas had 2 fucking chances, and he blew them both. It's not a case of nitpicking here... Lucas deserves to be called out, by everyone, for the poorly-acted, overdone, not-very-entertaining films he's spewed out for us. The public, hell, the Star Wars franchise, deserves better.

      Episode III is everyone's last chance for a good Star Wars movie: since Lucas is incapable of producing a movie anyone actually wants to watch, it might be better for everyone if someone else got a chance at directing it.

    3. Re:Pick a side.... by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

      there were some things to change, mostly in the the promotion (c'mon, seeing darth maul break out the second blade of the lightsabre would've been way cooler if you didn't know about it ahead of time. It might have been hard to keep from "knowing" about, but we didn't need to see it in the first trailer.)

      Along that line, I really did not need to see, in the previews for AOTC, Yoda jumping around on crack, flailing his lightsaber about like a mad-muppet. I saw the preview after I saw the movie. Some of my friends didn't.

      AOTC is really just a kind of blah movie that leads up to Jedi v. Battle Droids, Clone v. Battle Droids, and Yoda v. Everyone fights. There is no movie. I refuse to watch the first 3/4 of the movie (the filler) ever again. Once Mace walks into the Arena, I'd start watching.

      E1: I haven't it seen since the first time in the theater. I don't care if I ever see it again.

      I'll see E3 (Unfortunately not the gaming festival) when it comes out. Pray your Gods deliver us a good E3. Me, I'm an Atheist.

    4. Re:Pick a side.... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • [blah blah blah, egotistical fans will pan Ep3 whatever, so there's no point in trying to do a good one, blah blah blah]

      Are you honestly saying that there's no point in making a decent episode 3 simply because Comic Book Guys will shred it on first release?

      That is the most appalling attitude that I have seen espoused about films in a long time. Should we all just send letters to the MPAA saying "Make any old crap you want. It really doesn't matter, you don't need us to like it, just to pay to see how much we hate it."

      The sad part is that this attitude already seems endemic. Personally, I'm going to sit it out until Ang Lee and James Shamus bring us the Hulk in 2003. If that falls flat, then that about wraps it up for Hollywood as far as I'm concerned. :(

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    5. Re:Pick a side.... by swankypimp · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hell, Francis Ford Coppola is close with lucas, let's throw him in the mix.

      (Spaceship enters the Death Star. Alien heads on pikes are everywhere, and there is weird tribal drum music in the background.)

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      Obi-Wan: Annakin, can we see Palpatine?

      Wild-eyed Hayden Christiansen: Hey, man, you don't talk to the Emperor. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense...

      Mace Windu: I love the smell of lightsaber in the morning! Jar-Jar don't surf!

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    6. Re:Pick a side.... by jafac · · Score: 2

      tee-hee. I like. :)

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  20. After seeing AotC... by bopo · · Score: 5, Funny


    After seeing Attack of the Clones I almost contacted Lucas begging for the job... anything to stop that man... please stop... please...

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  21. Indeed... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed, Spielberg has the pedigree to set *Star Wars* straight. Looking at his directorial filmography on IMDB reveals a great mix of both serious films, good sci-fi, and endearing movies that appeak to kids. That's a perfect rcipe for directing a great *Star Wars* film, whereas Lucas has gotten carried away by technology to the point of believing CG can replace plot and emotion.

    Seriously, compare the use of CG in the two *Star Wars* prequels to the use of CG in *Minority Report* and the original *Jurassic Park*. Spielberg's films have plot and emotion at the center, with the CG as an important element used to bring realism to the sci-fi element--but the CG is never put before the plot and emotion. Lucas' *SW* prequels on the other hand relegate plot and emotion to the back-burner--even in *AotC* when Anakin and Padme are supposedly in love, the audience never really feels it. They have how much on screen time together again--and how much of that is taken up by screechingly corny and hackneyed cliches? Ack, what a disgrace. Even Lucas' best CG in the film is botched--the Yoda fight scene was awesome, but far too short and far less dramatic than it should have been. Remember the tension when Obi Wan fought Vader in *SW*? Remember the tension when Luke fought Vader in *RotJ*? It really wasn't there in the Yoda bout, because Lucas can't write and direct worth crap anymore.

    Seriously, with Spielberg doing the directing and fixing the dialogue, and Lucas doing the special effects, future *SW* films would be truly great. As it is, we can only really hope for *better* than the two prequels so far, but probably not as good as the older films.

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    1. Re:Indeed... by good-n-nappy · · Score: 2

      The lame directing wouldn't be half as noticeable if it wasn't for the totally worthless screenplay. I swear Lucas must have gone to an elementary school playground to get ideas for the fight scene dialog. Remember this line (gist): "We can not settle this with the force. We must go to the light sabers."

      Surely with all that money he's stolen from us, he can afford to hire a writer to remind him how people actually talk.

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    2. Re:Indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speak like that you do not? Strange perhaps are you?

    3. Re:Indeed... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

      > I agree for the most part, but the Yoda fight scene was comedy, why would there be tension?

      That's the sad part. I guarantee Lucas was convinced that audiences would be glued to their seats in awe, rather than laughing hysterically... Which, of course, is what would have happened if the scene were done correctly. If done correctly, people would have initially laughed at the comedic value of Yoda in a lightsaber bout--but then they'd have been awestruck, and overcome with tension.

      But no, because the fight was all wrong, the dialogue was insipid, and Count Dooku damn well wasn't a Darth Vader--we never fear him because he's a caricature from childrens' cartoons, not a menacing figure like Vader was.

      The result is something Lucas surely intended to be on par with the lightsaber duels in his earlier films, and even surpass it--and instead he turned it into a quick joke that takes audiences off guard at first, but which will have no huge impact on future viewings.

      Comparing it to, for example, Luke's big fight with Vader at the end of *RotJ*, the Luke/Vader duel still has palpable tension and impact every time I view the film again. Does the Yoda bout with Dooku offer much on later viewings? Not much...and that's a sign that Lucas went wrong.

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  22. what about 7-9? by nick357 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I say let Steve direct the three episodes that George says he isn't going to do -- numbers 7 through 9. Heck -- its better than not getting them at all... and letting someone put a new twist on them at that stage might be alright.

    1. Re:what about 7-9? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I imagine we will see Episodes 7-9 sooner than expected.

      After all, for how long can Lucas ignore Mark Hamill's constant begging letters?

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    2. Re:what about 7-9? by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      I believe episode 6 is the condensed version of what would be 7, 8, and 9. I heard there was another story arc where Luke ended up being evil, and his sister came to save him and his father. Then they figured it was too much so they changed a few relationships and dropped the Luke-evil arc.

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  23. Not a terrible idea... by gdyas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not that these movies are of any real importance as an issue whatsoever, but here goes:

    Despite people's misconceptions about Spielberg being a warm/fuzzy director, Lucas is not, nor has he ever been, 1/10th the director Spielberg is. Spielberg with some good writing support probably wanted to help, to try to turn the epI characters back into human beings for epII after Lucas' major pooch screw. Nobody knows what Lucas thinks - is he cashing in? Is he a megalomaniac? Who knows? Who gives a shit? All I know is the past two movies are tripe I wouldn't allow in my home to poison my DVD collection. And I really liked IV & V too, and thought VI wasn't great, but OK.

    Nevermind what the fanboys think, the prequels have been fucked over by one thing -- Lucas' total control over all aspects of the project. The SW prequels are a tragedy caused by a lack of hollywood industry control & standards, not an overbearance of them. Any major studio management/production team on any other project would've seen the dailies of epI & II and demanded a change in directors, but because Lucas has the $ and carte blanche to do what he wants he never has to answer to anyone, and with his inability to write or direct simple believable dialogue he's the biggest liability to his own legacy.

    Think about it -- since the first three, outside of some TV production he hadn't directed a feature film since Jedi in '83. That's 16 fucking years out of practice. So now he's a hack, and somewhere deep I think he knows it. He should've been a deeply involved producer and brought in a big-time director that knows how to direct actors instead of mainframes, who hasn't been out of the game for a generation, someone like Spielberg, for all of these prequels.

    Despite the verbosity above, none of it really matters for me - to me it's just movies, give or take. But to Lucas I have to assume it's something more, that it's art, and he's actively fucking it to shit. Too bad. I guess even the best painters eventually became bad imitators of themselves, but it doesn't make it any fun to watch.

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  24. Read further down. by Soko · · Score: 2

    Spielberg says tha a fourth Indiana Jones flick is on the way too.

    "It's a chance for all of us to go back and feel young and act young. Harrison is going to be full of energy, as he always is."

    He concluded: "It's going to be very exciting. Even though he will be 62 by the time this film comes out, Harrison hasn't lost the snap in his whip."


    My wife hopes I'm full of energy and haven't lost the snap in my (ahem) whip when I'm 62 as well. ;^)

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  25. Spielberg Denied Crack by SeanTobin · · Score: 2

    I don't get it. Everyone else in Hollywood gets all the crack they want, but Lucas seems to think that just because he's filming Star Wars that Speilberg doesn't deserve his crack. Maybe this is why Episodes 1 and 2 sucked so much. Lucas didn't give anyone thier crack.

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  26. Two words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Schindler's List.

    'Nuf said.

  27. On new ideas by defence+budget · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A new director would do good for SW. Think of what it did for The Empire Strikes Back, which is the best episode IMHO.

    Lucas seems to have a few cliched (if I may say so) fixations on SW - A Roman like Arena in every episode; hands being cut off with light sabres; a vehicle chase and so on and so forth. While these instruments added to the Story in TESB, they tend to be the story these days. On second thought, these have been borrowed from the original SW while nothing new has been added as one would hope.

    SW is fast becoming a translation of current day world to galactic terms. Since when did Jedi start saying "This is Jedi Business, every body relax" after bar brawls? Sounds too much like Police or FBI. I am sure that whatever his shortcomings, Steven Sp. can do a better job. The romance scenes from Ep II could do with a new director anyway.

    And let me not get started on the script. I am sure that any sensible director would avoid too many "My young apprentice" and "You should not - we must not" stuff.

    Well, there is my 2 penny worth.
  28. What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a director by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least not anymore. A quick scan of his resume shows outside of Star Wars, Lucas has'nt been at the helm of a film in the directors chair since 1973's American Graffiti.

    29 years, with the execption of a couple trys at Star Wars can leave you a little rusty. (And in my opinion, it shows). Thats not to say that Lucas is'nt an excellent craftsman, and his contributions to the field of special effects, amoung countless other acheivements should not be discounted.

    But, just because your really good and building violins does'nt mean you're the best choice to conduct a symphony.

    Spielberg on the other hand has had a lot more practice wearing a directors hat (despite some unfortunate misses). His work with the late Kubric has rubbed off on him, which shows in the spactacular visual style in A.I. and the more recent minority report (albeit with some disapointing storylines).

    Personally I think Spielberg's experience as a director would provide the perfect compliment to the imagination and storytelling that Lucas can put out when he's at his best. It's really a shame this won't happen.

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  29. Re:Speilberg losing it, too. by smallstepforman · · Score: 2

    Speilberg didn't direct JP3. Check imdb.

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  30. Re:But a Star Wars with Ads in the background... by Carthis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your lack of taste disturbing. :)

  31. Indiana Jones films not exactly empty.... by cyberon22 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a really fun essay called "Not Exactly A Knight" written by Susan Aronstein. I got my copy online a while ago, but since it doesn't seem to be posted anymore, here's the hard-copy reference instead. [Aronstein, Susan. (Summer 1995). "'Not Exactly a Knight': Arthurian Narrative and Recuperative Politics in the Indiana Jones Trilogy." Cinema Journal].

    A couple of interesting quotes to give the flavor of the piece:

    Temple of Doom

    In Temple, Indiana appears as an individual, a knight without a court, whose services are for sale in two currencies, the monetary currency offered by Lao Che and that of "fortune and glory" found in the quest for the Ankara stones. This Indiana, far from being the ideal subject, is adamantly nonconstructed, dangerously individual. His sole ideology seems to be the one he reminds Lao Che of as he presses his knife into Willie's side: "anything goes," a code that leads to the chaos of the opening vignette. This vignette shows Indiana for what he is -- a mercenary out for his own gain, uninterested in "right" and uncontrolled by any sort of chivalric or cultural code, as evidenced by his treatment of Willie. The Temple of Doom is an Arthurian romance without Arthur and without a court; the story of an uncontrolled knight, like the Red Knight of Chretien's Perceval, bashing other knights, of a knight, like Perceval, in need of a court.

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Yet, as the film explicitly identifies Marian with the various "objects" that Indiana must acquire, the two plots merge in the film's exposition of its thematic center: the need for Indiana to change his attitude toward the "objects" he seeks and accept his cultural responsibility as a citizen of a vindicated and privileged moral authority. In the beginning of the film, his attitude toward both the ark and Marian is that of a plunderer, a careless acquirer of objects who is unwilling to accept any responsibility for them. While Marcus and the American Army Intelligence recognize the ark as a symbol of both privilege and responsibility (the quest for the ark is the quest "to get a hold of [it] before the Nazis do" and to defeat Hitler and keep the world safe for democracy), Indiana sees things quite differently. His values are still the values of the Indiana Jones who set out to possess the South American idol. His motivation stems neither from dreams of America's glory nor nightmares of Nazi victory but from the simple assurance that the museum will get the Ark, an object that he defines as "a find of incredible historical significance," scoffing at Marcus's tales of the "bogey man." Similarly, his attitude toward Marian, as delineated by her own accusations when they are reunited and his initial reasons for taking her on, illustrates his code of take-as-take-can-and-consequences-be-damned: anything goes.

    Quest for the Holy Grail

    As the film progresses, the need for books, old wisdom, and careful thought becomes increasingly apparent as the Nazis' book-burning party explicitly identifies "evil" with the destruction of old traditions. The knowledge of those same traditions saves the two Joneses' hides more than once and, finally, allows Indiana to achieve the Grail. The first instance of the power of books occurs when it looks as though the villains in the plane are going to succeed in running them down. Indiana is at a loss; Dad, however, comes to the rescue, using his umbrella to shoo the seagulls up into the propellers, thus bringing down the plane and destroying the enemy. His explanation: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne, 'Let my army be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.' " In this case, reading and knowledge yield answers when wit and strength have none. As Jones, Sr., replies when the Nazis demand of the Grail diary, "What does this tell you that it doesn't tell us?" "It tells me that goosestepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." And when he uses his fountain pen to stave off the German army, Marcus quips, "The pen, the pen, you see, is mightier than the sword."

    I actually don't think the author succeeds in her point: arguing that the Indiana Jones trilogy stands as Arthurian legend: most of the themes she identified (correctly) can be attributed mostly to character development, etc. without invoking the Grail legend, etc.

    That being said, to the extent that there IS any substance of this sort to the films, it seem much more likely to have been due to Lucas than Spielberg. As much as Slashdotters may enjoy trashing AOTC, it is one probably one of the most interesting intellectual films to be released in the last year for those familiar with film symbolism, etc. Spielberg has never even come close to the kind of stuff Lucas pulls off there - not even in AI.

  32. What spaceships? by SoLoatWork · · Score: 2

    Spaceships? What spaceships? Ep2 had *one* space battle, consisting of a whopping *two* ships. Isn't it STAR Wars? Why the hell did the last two movies feature climactic LAND battles?!?!?!?

    1. Re:What spaceships? by colmore · · Score: 2

      Because they show off CGI better. In space, you might as well use models and stop motion.

      Remember, Lucas *hates people* and is trying to replace them with computers. Land battles let him have lots of fake people.

      Watching the new Star Wars movies is a little too much like watching a videogame cut sequence.

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  33. Re: I say BURY the show. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    > Movies, series, whatever all ends. Well, the way Star Wars is going, it's going into the shitter. Overall, people dont like ep 1, and they hate ep2. ANd if you were around back then, you oughtta remember why Star Wars was popular. Hint: It wasnt the plot (try special fx). They just created more shows for revenue. They were just hooks to continue the first one.

    Amen, brother!

    SW was actually pretty dumb by any objective criterion, but it worked as a movie because it was just a space opera / action flick with no goals other than to have and give a good time.

    Unfortunately, the Joseph Campbell connection came up, the media and the fans took it way too seriously, and Lucas tried too hard to deliver on it in the next show and a half, but he just couldn't deliver serious flickature.

    And perhaps he realized that it wasn't working after ESB, because while continuing to try to follow through with the "heavy" stuff in RotJ, he also added in heroic teddybears for the kiddies.

    And as if he hadn't mucked things up enough by that point, by the time he got around to doing E1 he completely dropped the attempts at a "heavy" story, but unfortunately, instead of returning to the mindless fun of SW he just left a huge gap in the motivations: the series was now "about" itself. So we got a meandering story with ill-conceived background concepts to help shove the plot forward, continued overkill kiddie-appeal, and an unmotivated dazzle of special effects to try to glue all that uninteresting stuff together into the blockbuster the public expected of him.

    Now, I'd like to continue this analysis through E2, but sadly, I didn't bother going to see it. There's better stuff on television.

    So what's Lucas' legacy?

    When he tried to give us a good time, he gave us a good time.

    When he tried to be great, he flopped.

    When he kept going without a focus, he made a fool out of himself.

    Now cereal box treats are the most enduring legacy of the grandly conceived nonolgy.

    And what's his solution for this?

    More of the same! Bugger off, Spielberg, fans, and critics! There's a trilogy to be finished! (I forget why I'm making it, but it's got to be done!) Bring on the animators! Call up Burger King and Pizza Hut! The show must go on!

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  34. On the other hand... by apg · · Score: 5, Funny

    While it could hardly be worse than what we've already been subjected to, just think what Episode 3 would be like if all we ended up getting was Spielberg's incessant product pimping on top of crap actors like Hayden Christensen spewing Lucas's junior high love note pap:

    "I've thought of her every day for the last ten years, Jar Jar. Every handful of Reese's Pieces reminds me of her beautiful, dark eyes."

    "You'sa soundin' like you be needin' a Pepsi, Ani."

    1. Re:On the other hand... by SamSpectre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to see Ridley Scott do E3. After all, this is all about someone descending into darkness...

  35. *his* baby? by Chris+Canfield · · Score: 2

    Many people have pointed out that Lucas hasn't directed a star wars since the original, and was given some (much needed) writing assistance by several very talented people.

    I wrote a long article detailing what happened to those people, but mozilla crashed. Damn debian using old binaries... When woody!? Dear god when!?

    Oh, sorry. Yes, the writer of Empire and the director of Jedi are both dead, and the director of empire is pushing 76... Kasdan (working from memory, spelling may be wrong) would be an excellent choice to bring some reality back to the plate, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

    There are several people in hollywood who are legendary directors. There are legendar writers. There are legendary producers. There are legendary effects people. There are no legendary director / writer / producer / effects people. That's like saying a good programmer should be able to design the computer, build it, program it, and draw the icons... It just ain't happening. Lucas needs to get it through his thick scull that he's a legendary effects / producer artist, and that he should rely on other geniuses when it comes to writing and directing.

    How can we make Lucas realize that he isn't infalliable? Maybe a protest boycott on the opening night of episode 3?

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  36. Spielberg would spoil SW. by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    We all know that George Lucas kinda like ignores his actors for the larger part. He gives them Freedom, he gives some advice, but he's not the Director that goes into Character bulding very much. He's all more of the 'visual poetry' type. One gets the impression, that he would just like to make a long sequence of stills, pans and enviro shot of a variety of Space Opera Worlds (Bespin, Mos Aisly (dunno how thats spelled), Endor, Deathstar Interior) - all that is his visual style and it fits the Space Opera genre he's into so very much.
    Having Actors being something like Posers and not much more really doesn't bother in such a setting. On the contrary, it actualy goes along quite well.
    Spielberg on the other hand - with his own distinct visual handwriting (that 80s Kiddy Candy Movie look - that's all his - even AI had it!) would spoil the esprit of SW totally!!!
    He's a good director, no doupt, but keeping Spielbarg away from SW is just what I would do if I where a producer.

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  37. Kershner by harmonica · · Score: 2

    Talking about directors in their 80s... Kershner is 79. I guess he has tons of ideas for his life other than participating in the making of another Star Wars movie.

  38. Actually... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

    Actually, I had the weird idea after noticing how bad the script was for *AotC*, of taking a few weeks to dedicate to writing a really convincing fake script for the 3rd episode and then "leaking" it to a bunch of rumor sites later in the year just to see what the reaction would be. Compared to Lucas' own screenplay, I'm sure mine would be a gem... ;-) It would indeed be ironic if fan sites thought a false screnplay were better than the real one when the real one comes out. :-)

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  39. AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

    I thought AI was a good movie. Admittedly an appreciation of it requires an IQ higher than the temperature outside, but since when was that a bad thing? Shakespeare isn't for bozo's either.

    As for Coppolla's casting of his daughter, she was a last minute stand in for Winona Ryder who fell ill when shooting was scheduled to start. I'd rather have seen Winona in the movie myself since she's one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, and she can actually act. Sophia Coppolla might make for a good director (The Virgin Suicides), but an actress she is not, or at least WAS not back when GF-3 was made.

    Lee

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    1. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

      Well I'm sure your typing must be perfect all the time with no errors whatsoever. I'm also sure that at any moment monkeys are going to fly out of my butt.

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    2. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

      You first....

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  40. Opposing viewpoints? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

    If you examine some of Lucas' comments in recent times, he views all of his movies as permanent "works in progress". It's why he wasn't afraid to touch up the first trilogy. This is a big difference to Spielberg's attitude.

    I think Lucas and Spielberg are well aware of their stylistic differences after their Indiana Jones collaborations. Lucas is probably afraid not that Spielberg would do it better, but that the end product would bear more of Spielberg's signature than Lucas'. In George's eyes, Star Wars is his Big Vision which he won't share any more.

    My guess is that Spielberg won't get a chance, but I could imagine letting a young director loose on the Star Wars series as a retelling... ...in about 20 years or so.

  41. Star wars/Star trek by morie · · Score: 2

    What about 7 of 9?

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  42. CGI != Acting by tiltowait · · Score: 4, Funny

    Acting against a blue screen has got to be worse than dealing with another actor.

    Some quotes:
    Terence Stamp (Valorum): "When I arrived on set for Episode 1, George Lucas said, 'I've given Natalie the day off.' So, he pointed to a piece of paper on a post and said, 'Pretend that's her.' They couldn't afford me again."

    Thus proving this prediction...

    Mark Hamill: "I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors, George would do it." Early 1980s

  43. Just a sec... by xonker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely with all that money he's stolen from us

    Give me a break, okay? No one is forcing you to go see the movies. You can say what you want about Lucas' directing ability or his writing ability, but no one is making you go see the movies. Lucas hasn't "stolen" anything, whatever his other flaws may be. Get a grip.

  44. Spielberg might have not been all that bad... by Kynde · · Score: 2

    I'm deffinitely not a big fan of Spielberg, though I admit that he's had his moments too. It's just that Lucas has now twice fumbled quite miserably with his efforts. I mean Episode 2 had tolerable plot and some pretty good stuff in it, too, but the adventure game and sound of musics scenes (just to name a few) were again a tad too much, as with JarJar and the Boonta eve race (just to name a few) in Episode 1.

    Having clearly witnessed how Lucas either has lost all class and style or has been forced to do so by the marketing department, I for one would be pretty much willing to let any director give it a shot.

    I for one would be pretty damn anxious to see the later episodes done by likes of Scorsese or Scott.

    Thenagain, I do admit that I never mind them making total-crap sequels. Take Highlander II & III for example, the first one hasnt been diminshed by those lame-excuse-for-a-movies.

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  45. I'd like to fail like that... by Augusto · · Score: 2

    ...considering that Episode 1 is the 2nd top grossing movie of all time.

    You may have not liked it, but some people definetly went to see it over and over and over.

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  46. This looks like a job for a temporal anomaly! by Proudrooster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the Universe is BIG enough for two Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III. In fact, I think Speilburg should be allowed to make his own Episode I. I'd pay money to see both versions.

    Both could exist in parallel time lines as long as the key points in the plot were kept the same, even though I yearn to see Jar Jar get a light saber through his floppy eared head. Then the version with the highest box office gross would become the official version!

    If Speilberg did a good enough job, would we allow him to remake Episodes 4,5 and 6? Note: Just because AI sucked doesn't mean Speilberg sucks.

  47. Kershner? HAHAHAHA! by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Is this the same guy who made Robocop 2?

    Gary Kurtz? What has he produced lately? Let's see "Slipstream"*('89) and "The Steal"('94). Yeah, those have "blockbuster" written all over them.

    The only person that seems more active in the movie industry is Kasdan, with a movie coming up in 2003. We'll forgive his script for the "Bodyguard".

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  48. At least Speil would only screw up the ending... by gosand · · Score: 2

    Speilberg would do much better overall than Lucas, as I am sure at this point anyone could. But we would have to probably endure an ending that was entirely too long, drawn out, and cliche. He has a tendency to do that with some movies that otherwise are fantastic. A.I. and Cast Away come to mind.

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  49. No, no, no, no. by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Lucas has already said he won't make 7,8,9 because the story is finished. And I agree. I don't want to see old Luke, Leia and Han in an elderly home swappnig old war stories. This is just another bad fanboy idea, which is ironic since most fanboys seem to think they can come up with a better idea which is almost always not true.

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  50. You don't make any sense. by Augusto · · Score: 2

    > We all know Lucas's biggest motivation is money, lots and lots of it.

    > Too bad he's too ego-centric to let go. Ego over money, I guess.

    First you say his biggest motivation is money, then you say his ego is greater than his love for money. Why don't you make up your mind and then write your opinion?

    You also seem to imply that making money is more important than ego, yet most great artists are big ego-centrics (Dali, Van Gogh, etc).

    Try to find a point and then post back, OK?

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  51. Re:What about Tim Burton? by Enry · · Score: 2

    Yea, but then he'd have to kick out John Williams and replace him with Danny Elfman. Less orchestra, more..uhm...more something.

  52. Lucas could do better? by why-is-it · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can only imagine what Spielberg would have done to the series. Ep 3 is supposed to be the darkest of all of the episodes. I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

    Well, based on Ep.1 and 2, what reason do we have to believe that George has one good movie left in him. Of all the films so far, George was the least involved with The Empire Strikes Back. Dark? Absolutely. Quality? It was the best film of the series.

    Now, how is the guy who wrote that drivel that passed as romantic dialogue between Amidala and Anakin in AOTC going to finish the story to the satisfaction of all? The only saving grace is that the ending of Episode 3 must seamlessly integrate with Episode 4 and beyond. We all know how it has to end, George just has to make it all fit.

    And for the love of humanity, NO MORE GODDAM REVISIONS. What was achieved by making Greedo shoot first?

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  53. Lucas Bashing and Spielberg Praising by AAAWalrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So far, from ready all your posts, I gather a few attitudes from people.

    Basically, Slashdotters seem ready to cast George Lucas as an imaginative visionary without the skills needed to put out a quality piece of work in modern day cinema, who's time came and went with the late 70's and early 80's. Steven Spielberg, according to the reports, apparently would loved to have directed any of the prequels, and Lucas, for whatever reason, snuffed him. We can all speculate. Maybe Lucas is a possessive prick who would die before giving up any part of creative control of his "baby" to even someone with the cinematic genius (much less raw ability) of Hollywood's A-List director, Steven Spielberg. Whatever the case, it seems clear that Slashdot fans of the series have a still gaping hole in their hearts that they had reserved just for episodes 1, 2, and 3, and want to see some magic brought back to the story.

    So what was it exactly that Lucas did *right* in episodes 4, 5, and 6? For all his lack of directing talent and movie-making skills, it certainly seems a wonder that he could have turned out something as magical as Star Wars at all. Some may argue that he was pushing an envelope in 1977, inventing new technology and cinematic wonders that with his brilliant story line, he couldn't help but succeed. Certainly he did create a new era of movies with the creative movie-making he did. But the sense of evil you felt when Vader first walked into the scene of the first movie; the lump in the throat when Vader told Luke he was his father; the feeling of triumph when Leiah choked Jabba to death with the very chains that bound her; are these the creations of a man who can't direct his way out of a paper bag, or write a decent script to save his life?

    Maybe Lucas changed in the 15 years he had off between episodes 6 and 1, but don't cast him aside as a visionary who can't execute. Not to say the last two movies haven't left me wanting. A lot. But Lucas has done it right before, and in a larger sense, has already proven himself. But perhaps it's not movie-making ability, or the script-writing ability that has suffered over time. Rather, it may very well be the creative vision itself. Perhaps Lucas' Dream (tm), has diverged far from that of the fans of Star Wars, such that he has alienated that very people that made Star Wars what it really is.

    Sidenote: For all the praise people have been giving Spielberg, if he can pull off a good new Indiana Jones movie with an aging Harrison Ford, then we'll know what he's really made of. :)

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  54. Re:What about Tim Burton? by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
    Interesting idea there (they'd have to boot out John Williams and have Danny Elfman do the SW theme music though...and maybe Johhny Depp as the semi-adult Vader? Ouch!)

    But if we're going down *this* road... may as well have John Waters do the last SW flick. Sure, SW3 would have to be set in Baltimore, and... and...

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  55. Re:Dumb and Dumber by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
    Amen, brotha! I would only add to that fine post the reminder than when Spielberg is good with sci-fi, we get 'Close Encounters'... when he's bad with sci-fi, we get 'Batteries Not Included', one of the worst and most depressing films ever made (second only to A.I. in that regard).

    Bag Spielberg and let George do his own thing.

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  56. What did Lucas do right? by Kredal · · Score: 2

    Simple: He let someone else direct Episodes five (ESB) and six (RotJ). If he had continued that trend, only producing and guiding the prequels, perhaps they would have been a lot better than they were.

    Look at how much better the sequels were than the original... I have a feeling the director had a large part in that difference. Lucas can't direct. Period.

    Side thought... Maybe Kevin Smith (of Clerks fame) should be given the chance to direct Episode Three....

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  57. Good for Spielberg! by CamelTrader · · Score: 2

    So...Spielberg realized, like the rest of us, that ol' Georgie is doing terrible terrible things to his movies, and tried to step in to save the new trilogy. Alas, Georgie is blinded by insanity and power.

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  58. Non-union mexican equivilent by debaere · · Score: 2

    Maybe Lucas is already using Steven Speilbergo. He's gotta be cheaper

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  59. Lucas doesn't want to tarnish his image... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    Let's face it, Lucas doesn't want to be remembered as the part creator of the most fantastic, visionary epic movie of the 21st century. He wants to be remembered as the sole monomaniacal creator of a vast, lumbering, eye-catchingly beautiful, but woodenly acted monstrosity that missed a lot of its potential but made billions selling toys.

    p.s. I like the the Star Wars movies, I really do, but Spielberg could provide everything Lucas lacks, which is a lot. Lucas's true skills and genius are as a creator/visionary/producer, not a writer or director, where he is 3rd rate at best.

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  60. Phillip Noyce should direct by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    He hasn't always had the best scripts to work with, but he really can really pull off good film noir.

    I sure hope Lucas is reading Slashdot this morning... :)

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  61. Re:If only it were: Spielberg Denied Crack by Kredal · · Score: 2

    As Tracy Morgan said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, "Miramax accounts for 74% of my business!"

    What he left unsaid was that Lucasarts accounts for the other 26%. (:

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  62. Re:What about Tim Burton? by Kredal · · Score: 2

    less orchestra, more violins and children singing "la la la la, la la la la"

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  63. Re: the emperor's the last to admit he's naked by Nicopa · · Score: 2

    Wow, what an ugly quote. A quote defending the "status quo", defending the stablishment. A quote defending the powerful ones, even if they are sitting (in all their naked-ness) on top of a bunch of lies and false philosophies.

  64. Re:Yeah, and if Spielberg directed Star Trek: Neme by matrix29 · · Score: 2

    He'd probably have Data come back to life after sacrificing himself for the crew. At least as it stands, there is some question about whether or not the android Data created in his own image is actually achieving a copy of Data's personality, but Spielberg would probably freeze them both and have them come back after everybody else dies like he did in A.I.

    Lucas is where it's at. Episode 3 will blow 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 away. He just needed to get used to CGI with a couple of warm-up episodes.


    Uh, I hate to spoil it, but the hint in the MIB II preview of Nemesis is that Data brings his evil twin brother back. So there is a good chance only the copy gets blown-up.

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  65. Re:What about John Waters? by jafac · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and too bad Divine died.

    Maybe Traci Lords could play - um, somebody.

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  66. Movie Poopshoot by wahay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When this topic comes up, slashdot turns into a bad movie site. Ben Affleck had it right, "Sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise, yet can't stop discussing."

    I love Star Wars. All of it. I walked out of EP2 DYING to see EP3 and crying that soon it would be over, with no more movies coming. I don't know anyone who was upset with the way the movies turned out. But then again, I didn't go hoping that my dark dreams from my troubled teenage years would be fulfilled with a protagonist that was me in the tight leather from the crow having kinky sex with charlies angels. I went to see Star Wars. I got Star Wars.

    I realize that not everyone is happy with how their life is turning out. But that's not Star Wars' fault. Really. And if you're insights into film are so penetrating and deep, then why don't you go make one. If you can out-gross a Star Wars film, I'll listen to you. Which means the only people I have to listen to _this year_ are Peter Jackson and Sam Raimi.

    If I've been insulting you here, I'll try and leave you with a positive note. Read less rumor sites and commentary and instead go and just _watch_ the movies. They are so much more fun that way. It's not G.L.'s bad directing that makes you notice it....it's Carrie Fisher's snide interview rememberances. Over-analyzing ANYTHING will make it suck for you (I know. I watched Princess Bride 50 times in a row once for a class). So don't do that.

    May the force be with you.

    p.s. Why do the slashdot editors keep posting negative spin Star Wars stories when their entire Sourceforge ad campaign seems to derive from Star Wars? I don't get it.

  67. There's only one question left to be answered... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    Who's going to get to direct the Mace Windu Kwanzaa Special for TV?

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  68. Crappy dialogue by RoofPig · · Score: 2, Funny

    People are morons. When EpI was first released, everyone was like "THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!" except for a few token player haters that have to hate anything more than two people like. A little while after that, it was "Episode I is great but Jar Jar is kind of annoying." and then within a couple years everyone is still sharing a brain. "ALL NEW STAR WARS MOVIES SUCK!" is their cry now. Then they add something about blue screens to back up their points. I guess they're like "Wah, I wish george Lucas would assemble huge sets of tiny models and have hundreds of model ships flying around like before! It looked so much better because it's not NEW. I CAN TELL IT'S COMPUTER ANIMATED AND IT LOOKS FAKE! GIVE MY EYES A PRIZE! Well, I guess I'll go watch Jason and the Argonauts. The skeletons move so real and lifelike. It's nothing like CGI where I notice how fake everything looks." I mean, Christ people. Lucas wants shots of locations and things that flat out don't exist in life. Either he can try to please you people who are so passionate about being retarded and make a model, or he can do it the good way: CGI. Also, I don't know what movies you guys were watching when you say the quality of the original trilogy was so much better, but it isn't the same ones I have. The dialogue was always cheesy. As always, with the exception of a couple people, the acting was horrible. Even Harrison Ford's performance in the trilogy is less than stellar. The goddamn main character is the most annoying whiny bitch in the history of man. Even in Jedi, watching mark try to be a badass is simply embarrassing. As an interesting side note, I recently watched Episode 1 with a friend of mine who lives out of town. As it happens, he doesn't have a PC or an internet connection, nor does he have a tv. He is, however, quite well read and a bright man. He didn't hate Jar Jar and he enjoyed the film. That's what made me realize everybody on the internet is stupid and they just pick a bandwagon and jump on it. And as we all know, hating something makes you cooler than liking something. And we all read countless times that we're supposed to hate Jar Jar. Might as well join in and let the world know you share its great taste. I'd be willing to bet cashmoney that without any form of media, Jar Jar would be a non issue to > 95% of the people who have an issue with him. Except for YOU of course. You (the guy reading this right now) are the one true original Jar Jar hater and you decided you hated him completely independant of what anybody else said and not because you read someone saying they hated him. But as for all these other people, you smell. To sum up, here's you: "Blah blah wooden acting blah blue screen blah." and here's me "Hey I guess you have some magic edition of the original trilogy with great acting and nothing to complain about."

  69. Parent comment brought to you by citibank! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

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