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Net-Nexus Seoul

An anonymous reader writes: "Wired has a story in their new issue about Seoul, Korea and how it is The Bandwidth Capital of the World It is really interesting how popular the internet and cybercafes are as a social medium there. They also have a huge following of online game players, with over 70% of broadband users playing online. For me, the best quote about the business opportunities that have sprung up is '(We) wanted to focus on interaction. And what is more interactive than games? We made this market. We made new sectors. American media companies were just using online capacity to distribute offline media.'"

138 comments

  1. w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    score... props to JP billy and steve over at ISD!

    1. Re:w00t by k0osh.CEOofCLIT · · Score: -1

      I hate asians as much as I hate you AC

  2. Now if they could distribute some bulgogi! by ObviousGuy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I could really go for some dolsot bibim bap right now... Yum!

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    1. Re:Now if they could distribute some bulgogi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha...dumbass.

  3. American media companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Yay. Long live fascism.

    Korea is doomed.

    1. Re:American media companies? by Inexile2002 · · Score: 1

      Seoul is in South Korea which is not fascist.

      Cretin.

    2. Re:American media companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      North Korea isn't fascist either.It's the American media companies and the US in general which are fascist.

    3. Re:American media companies? by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

      Your a troll, but hell, North Korea is the most fascist country in history. It is a fucking crime to insult or critisize the dear leader Kim Jong, and if you leave the country to try to feed yourself and are cought, you will spend the next 2 years in a very unpleasent prison camp. Oh, their is no Internet access available to the general public in NK.

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  4. Starcraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I dont know if anyone has any links to this but, Starcraft is like a cultural icon over there. I remember seeing a pic of a doritos bag w/ a hydralisk on it somewhere :0

    1. Re:Starcraft by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

      Here ya go! It's Cheetos, but so what?

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  5. Ratings by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The government has even set up a certification program to rate buildings based on the quality of their data lines"

    Where I am all appartments are cable ready, you dont need to ask. Next will be the trains, planes, etc...

    Elsewhere (UK *COUGH*), its a joke, if they had data ratings built into the prices of accomodation then maybe more rollout would be done. After all you want the largest price for accomodation right?

    I can imagine me asking a landlord in the UK "Is it cable ready", he would laugh at me. Here, they say "Dont be stupid, ofcourse it is".

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    1. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The government has even set up a certification program to rate buildings based on the quality of their data lines"

      Where I am all appartments are cable ready, you dont need to ask. Next will be the trains, planes, etc...

      Elsewhere (UK *COUGH*), its a joke, if they had data ratings built into the prices of accomodation then maybe more rollout would be done. After all you want the largest price for accomodation right?

      I can imagine me asking a landlord in the UK "Is it cable ready", he would laugh at me. Here, they say "Dont be stupid, ofcourse it is".

      Well, I guess that's because the UK is not a centralised, socialist dictatorship like your country.

    2. Re:Ratings by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: 1

      Out of interest, is there such a map like a demographic map, but in this case, a DATAgraphic map showing data connections and speeds etc.

      One with the entire world, and where you can view specific regions?

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    3. Re:Ratings by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: 1

      At least they have a working transport, communications and healthcare system :D

      Privitasion is bad for critical systems like transport, healthcare and so on. Theyre essential.

      Im from the UK btw.

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    4. Re:Ratings by reverius · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... what is wrong with that picture?

    5. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      The fact that Korea's wired is due in large part to this one guy who was able to talk the conglomerates and the government into creating a huge deposits of fiber optic centered around Taejon in preparation for the Taejon Expo held in 1993.

      I worked with him for a few months and we put in TONS of fiber underground. Everyone, including me, thought he was nuts. Many people continued to think he was nuts because the fiber lay dark for a long time. But now, in retrospect, I think he was way ahead of his time.

      The fiber was never used during the Expo (if it was, I never knew about it). And a few years later, it was written off, forgotten about - that is, completely paid for. It was ridiculously cheap to use the connection and Korea's telecom companies began using it like crazy circa 1996.

      By end of 1998, I noticed that Korea was one of the most as well as best wired country in the world. Even during the worst of the IMF financial crisis, fast Internet connection was already considered a necessity by most people.

      The Internet bust slowed things down a bit, but now three things are bringing Internet to the forefront and accelerating the fiber usage again:

      1. Japan is in limbo
      2. About a dozen money-sucking conglomerates have been shut down, so there's more money for startups and regular consumers. These two groups spend money like crazy - on Internet and wireless stuff like 3G Internet ready handphones
      3. World Cup pried open many closed doors in Korea, prompting them to connect internationally, and fast.

      Things are pretty dead here in Silicon Valley and I can't help but think about how exciting it must be to be alive in Korea right now.

      If any of you have any potential endeavors in Korea, requiring a bilingual, bicultural, experienced network administrating Korean American, drop me a line at sosurim63@yahoo.com

    6. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have this here in the US as well. I know since I worked on it. Intel and the CEA are attempting to get a tech rating for homes added to the MLS.

      Check out:

      http://www.ce.org/shared_files/initiatives_attac hm ents/114Brochure.pdf

    7. Re:Ratings by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Study it really carefully.

    8. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Its one those gay-ass things where you need to have your speakers on and plays some unexpected sound. This particular one is pretty lame.

    9. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      South Korea's a democracy, dipshit. Perhaps you were thinking of North Korea?

    10. Re:Ratings by tybalt44 · · Score: 1

      This is the sort of lesson that we all should remember, and REPEAT to political people when we talk with them. No, we may not see the need for infrastructure investment right now, but when you make the investment, people are able to use the resulting infrastructure in ways we don't even apprehend right now.

      It reminds me of the parable of casting bread upon the waters...

    11. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      No, I was thinking of Canada.

    12. Re:Ratings by reverius · · Score: 1

      hehe... I get it now ;)

    13. Re:Ratings by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      "The government has even set up a certification program to rate buildings based on the quality of their data lines"

      Now if only they could certify their servers and network admins. Most of the school servers in Korea seem to be installed from the same busted Linux distro with open proxies for spamming.

      A few weeks ago I had a real problem trying to report an open proxy server on .. the firewall for the South Korean Naval Headquarters! (Yeesh!)

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    14. Re:Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... So I guess you think the government should go around making all sorts of infrastructure investments no one can see the value of?

  6. It's crazy by maynard-lag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was there for a few months this past spring. It's true, Seoul is *very* connected. People are crazy over there, spending 8+ hours a day/night playing games. Diablo 2 is particularly popular over there. Man.. so many wasted hours I had over there. It's a different culture, not as many people own their own pc's, you go to an internet cafe instead. It's definitely different.

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    1. Re:It's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. You'd be surprised by how many people own PC's. It's a cultural thing. Activities are very limited at home. If you want to do things out of the ordinary (playing Starcraft and Diablo 2 fall into this category), it's understood that you do this outside.

      Affairs, business, entertainment, etc. are all done outside, never at home.

      That's why cafes, internet cafes, love motels, and hotel board room are very popular there.

    2. Re:It's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      kekekekeke, zerg rush. YOU GIEV SOJ ^_^

    3. Re:It's crazy by maelstrom · · Score: 2

      For an interesting take on the Korean Diablo 2 culture, check out this article.

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    4. Re:It's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      kekeke? is that how koreans laugh?

    5. Re:It's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      huk huk ^_^

    6. Re:It's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      t.t

  7. PC Baangs by old_sarge · · Score: 1

    They are here too. In Annandale Virginia, a highly concentrated Korean population has brought the PC Baang to America. I know of at least 10 in the area - and the costs are very low - like $2 per hour of pc time.

  8. top two reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Top two reasons FreeBSD is better than linux ->
    right here

    1. Re:top two reasons by TheSpoogeAwards · · Score: -1

      Dude, she's uglier than Linux. Shit man, that's like, a record or something.

  9. Also... by Izanagi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget the SPAM!

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  10. And SPAM... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    No wonder they send and relay so much spam. They have the bandwidth to burn. There's even a DNSBL just for Korea: http://korea.services.net/

    1. Re:And SPAM... by pancrace · · Score: 1

      And korea.blackholes.us, china.blackholes.us, cn-kr.blackholes.us (a little more complete).

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  11. I know some Germans.... by _J_ · · Score: 1


    I know some Germans who play Starcraft online. They hate playing the Koreans because they are so good at the game. Stands to reason that they'd do just has well at other games...

    IMHO, as per

    J:)

    1. Re:I know some Germans.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know some Americans.

      Their names are Armani and Gilgamesh.

    2. Re:I know some Germans.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's getting too damn scary. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada, and if I beat asians in Counter-Strike, the second that map finishes I'm in my car and two blocks away going so fast that paint is stripping from my hood.

    3. Re:I know some Germans.... by I.T.R.A.R.K. · · Score: 0
      Just as good at other games? Heh, the Koreans who played UO were a bunch of cheap twats. They would wait in huge packs and gank you when you walked by. The problem is, they all sucked, so you would get 8 people flamestriking you rather than freezing you and THEN flamestriking you.
      A few friends of mine used to be tactical gods at the game, and they would kill off entire clans of Koreans like it was nothing because they completely sucked ass.

      Saftey in numbers isn't always the best policy, as these losers found out. And you always knew they were Korean because their ghosts would curse and swear at you in a Korean Font. ^_^

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  12. not healthy by russellamiller · · Score: 1

    legion is the biggest mmorpg in south korea. something like 10% of the country plays. in addition to the enormous amounts of time people play (on average, 20 hours a week) "player killers" also get beaten up in "rl".
    that's messed up.

    1. Re:not healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um..its not legion. its lineage.
      www.lineage.co.kr

  13. Net Nexus huh? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny
    All that bandwidth and gaming and stuff... I'm reminded of the matrix for some reason. All that computing power. On the virge of turning against us...

    Wow... I always wondered where all those human bodies encased in slime REALLY were.

    I guess we're all really encompassed in goo somewhere in Korea. It's okay...

    I would have preferred Thailand for all the cheap sex when I decide to take the red pill and wake up, but I can live.

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    1. Re:Net Nexus huh? by ywwg · · Score: 2

      -1, didn't read article.

      the whole point was that kids go to baangs to play games, and it's not a solitary experience. being with other people is where it's at.

    2. Re:Net Nexus huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      -1, replied to the wrong comment ...

      cause that doesn't make any sense.

  14. American media companies are scared of interaction by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they want to keep the condition where they talk and the others listen.

    I think the reason is that american media is the largest creator of content in the world, and they are affraid of losing that.

    So they try to keep hirarchical distribution networks.

    A Korean cable network would probably not care what is going trough their cables, as long as people are paying.

    In the us timewarner has a shitload of tv channels, movies, etc to push trough their cables, so they do care.

    Also in the us, while almost every building is cable ready, there are only a few cable companies that are monopolies and provide pretty mediocre internet service.

  15. Trans. From the Host Geek Pt. 1 by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  16. What happened to my Karma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I looked at my slashdot.org/~mysite, I had posted some recent karmawhore replies and
    I was expecting a raise. Instead of seeing my old "Karma 43" I now see "Karma EXCELLENT".

    What the fuck is that? where is my number?

  17. It's in the US too by Pave+Low · · Score: 1
    Just check out any Asian-American community in almost any big city in the US, cyber-gaming places are pretty big, though not has huge as over there in Korea. It's usually just the standard type games, RTS and FPS stuff.

    It sorta reminds me how arcades used to be in the old days...just a big hangout place for kids. Check it out sometime.

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    1. Re:It's in the US too by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      And just like the arcades, local government politicos are starting to impose local ordinances to control cyber-cafes as well...

  18. So, how important is bandwidth? by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the last paragraph, she kind of hints at what I was wondering for the last couple of pages:

    She makes a big deal about the country's great bandwidth. But it seems like the big selling point involves real-world interaction -- playing games and hooking up in baangs, playing games and hooking up with people in other baangs. As she describes it, it's the social scene that's gelled around computer clusters that's important. (Sort of like pre-Internet CS clusters, except with much more attractive people.)

    So, maybe providing bandwidth to the home is a dead end and it's developing cybercafes that's the key to a computer-centric culture?

    (I've really got to visit Korea one of these days. I've changed planes in Kimpo plenty of times but never went outside. The biggest impression the country made on me was when I was watching a "Good Morning America" type show and the Katie Couric-ish host modeled the season's new thong bikinis. That was an adrenaline shot at 7 am, after a 12 hour flight.)

    1. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So, maybe providing bandwidth to the home is a dead end and it's developing cybercafes that's the key to a computer-centric culture?
      I think one of the big differences that "westerners" have to realize is that Asian homes are typically much smaller than "ours," which encourages going out to do things. Most people cannot really entertain in their homes, so they go to a restaurant to entertain their friends. It's a different culture...

      That said, broadband has REALLY failed in Asia to the home. Hong Kong, Singapore, Korea... they all have fiber to the basement, with impressive video-on-demand offerings, but... it isn't that successful.

      Compare to the US. While there are social connections that make us want to go to the bar, restaurant, whatever... we tend to live in a much less dense urban environment. Is the bottom line that you are willing to pay more to do something out of the house than you are "just" at home?
    2. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by tedDancin · · Score: 1

      So, maybe providing bandwidth to the home is a dead end and it's developing cybercafes that's the key to a computer-centric culture?

      I'd like to see cybercafes with better atmosphere. I may be deprived, but I'm used to the ones with the cream walls and plastic seats (you know what I mean).

      What we need are cyber-lounges with high end PCs (w. games and high bandwith net etc) in a chilled out setting. With a vast array of caffinated beverages at the bar (:

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    3. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by SquadBoy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yup the kids there are all about the cyber cafes my nephew loves going out and he has bandwidth at home also. Having said that you can tell I've spent some time (~4 years) in Korea and am married to a Korean.

      And yes you are right the babes are *great* looking and if you are American and even a bit willing it is very easy to have all of them you want. Go and have fun. :).

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    4. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by toby360 · · Score: 1

      I was down travelling in Malaysia and Singapore just a few months ago. There probably werent as many cybercafe's as in Korea, but you can bet they weren't hard to find. I actually went into one and noticed tonnes of illegal applications installed from CD's people just grab from other friends or from nightmarkets. It's probably worthwhile to note that this booming cyberculture is in part largely due to the fact that their software is nearly free down there as law enforcement rarely checks on these types of things. In one night market I would probably run into 10 - 15 different stalls all selling CD's with a plethora of applications and games for dirt cheap prices. No wonder cybercafe's are booming down there, here any cafe to reach sucess using illegal will eventually be shut down. Purchasing enough games and software to run a decent cafe (not just plain web browsing) wouldn't make it very difficult to achieve any level of profitability.

    5. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by Otter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, dating creates a big niche for businesses. High schools heavily discourage flirting, chatting and touching (at least in Japan, probably in Korea as well) and most single adults live with their parents. There's a huge market for places where singles can meet and get to know each other, and where couples can get some privacy.

      I'm not suggesting that cybercafes and gaming centers could succeed in the US the way they seem to have in Korea -- just wondering what will get lost as a result.

    6. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by antirename · · Score: 1

      I think that's a good point. When I can pry myself away from the computer, I go to a bar or pool hall with friends. Americans still interact, just not in front of a computer to the extent that the Koreans do.

    7. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      High schools heavily discourage flirting, chatting and touching (at least in Japan, probably in Korea as well) and most single adults live with their parents. Korea? Japan? Both of these seem pretty prevalent in the U.S. The former more than the latter, though.

    8. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by neowinx · · Score: 1

      We got a new international airport now located in nearby Incheon (ICN). It is supposedly the largest airport in the world, at the moment.

    9. Re:So, how important is bandwidth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha, you bring up your wife and cheap sluts in the same breath, for no reason. loser.

  19. Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  20. So THAT'S where my Asian spam comes from! by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've always wondered what country could possible have enough bandwidth to send out the amount of Asian spam I get each day. Gotta love Mozilla...it actually shows up with the right character set.

    -Pete

    1. Re:So THAT'S where my Asian spam comes from! by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      My two domains get about ~500 pieces of spam every day. Not a huge number as such things go, but sizeable given the number of active email addresses in them.

      About 20% of those come from or are routed from open relays in .kr domains. Korea has a huge open relay problem, more so than, say, China.

      The other big chunks of spam come from .cn, .ru, .es domains, mostly. The rest comes from US or european domains. At some point I was getting a ton of spam from Romania as well. Of course, there's always the US spammer relaying through these domains.

      It's been a while since I analyzed this stuff though, so these numbers are probably not valid any more. I got tired of studying spam.

  21. The future by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    Those futuristic movie scenes where there's a PC in every corner... people doing everything through a computer screen. It's coming, and it's happening in Asia first.

    What I think is amazing is the sense of community they've managed to maintain.

    Of course, now I understand those stories where Korean kids kill each other on the streets because the other guy stole their Magick Mistery Flamethrower Wand. Or something.

    1. Re:The future by antirename · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to do everything through a computer screen. AI just hasn't gotten good enough for a virtual bartender yet.

  22. Koreans destroyed Diablo 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you give soj? ^___^

    kekekekekekekekekeke

  23. LP by bryans · · Score: -1
    Last post...............

    Don't post no more...

  24. Wired reprint - hey, it's cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just a reprint out of the dead tree edition. A year sub, 12 issues, is just $USD10, $12 if you don't shop around.

    It is an entertaining mag, so do it.

  25. South Korean Internet Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    An urgent matter of national security has come to my attention. A devious Iranian twink with an ego to match Rob Malda's is exercising a reign of terror on irc.slashnet.org. In this essay I will detail where Emad El-Haraty ("Emad") came from, how he created his power-base, and what he intends to do with it. Some of the content may shock you. Though used to paranoia, faggotry, and blatant egoism, trolls are not used to dealing with issues of international terrorism. Hopefully this essay will prepare you before it's too late.

    Personal Background

    Emad was born in a donkey stable in Mustfuq, Iran, in 1982, shortly after the beginning of the heated Iran-Iraq war. His parents were lowly dung farmers, and Emad was destined to inherit his father's trade. However, six years later the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, on a tour of the nation celebrating the Iranian "victory" over Iraq, took a liking to six year old Emad. The Ayatollah demanded that the child become a page in his entourage.

    Apparently being a page in the Ayatollah's entourage meant lots and lots of gay sex with his Holiness, and Emad was soon introduced to Iranian faggotry. Six year old Emad was forced to stroke the Ayatollah's beard and jack him off while whispering "I love you, Holy Grandfather," in the Ayatollah's ear. Upon ejaculation Emad would to lick the Ayatollah's seed from the ground and snowball it into the Ayatollah's mouth.

    When, in 1989, the Ayatollah Khomeini passed into the next world, Emad was shattered. Being only seven he couldn't understand why the love of his life had left him. Emad became depressed and left the holy court in an attempt to quench his faggot thirst for beards and hard uncircumcised cocks.

    Technology Beckons

    In 1993, after years of hard life on the streets of Iran's dirtiest cities and whoring his hairless young body at the drop of a sheckle, eleven year old Emad met up with a group of Iranian hackers. Being fat and smelling typically like armpits, these hackers hadn't had sex in years. Young Emad, his smooth body full of promise, seemed to be the answer. They offered him room and board so long as he would feed any sexual urges the hackers had.

    Emad picked up computer skills alongside the scat parties held by the lonely hackers. Between sucking farts and eating spicy Iranian turds directly from the hackers' asses, Emad learned Linux userland utilities. For every time Emad's anus was stretched and his rectum torn by eager gay faggot Iranian hacker cock, he learned a new Linux kernel compile option. Every quart of semen that found its way to Emad's stomach cooresponded to a deluge of Linux lingo and elitist thought. And by the time 1997 rolled around, Emad was virtually one of the hackers, save that he could take the largest of dark meat in his ass with nary a gasp or twitch. It was then that Emad was told the Iranian Secret.

    The Great Satan

    America, Emad was told by the Iranian Linux hackers, was the Great Satan, the enemy of all the virtues and truths and graces of the Muslim religion. It was a Jihad, Emad was further told, to destroy America and all it stood for. This was the reason why Linux was created, and this was the reason why the Iranians had adopted it as their OS of choice and trained legions of hackers. Emad's eyes grew wide and lit up as the truth washed over him. Years of taking dick in every orifice available finally meant more than just the pleasure he gained from it. Emad knew he could destroy America through its own faggot underground and the Linux skills he had learned.

    Emad was on a plane days later, ready to take on America and make its hackers pay.

    Enter Slashdot

    By 1999, the Year of the Beast, Emad had been living in squalor in Long Island, in the midst of Jews. He had been trying to hook himself up with the anti-American faggot hacker underground, but so far had just been successful in luring men, mostly Jews, back to his economy apartment for round after round of scat sex. The turds weren't as spicy in America, as they always said, but the lack of pork grease in the Jewish brownmeat was a welcome change from what he knew. And then one day, while cleaning up his diarhea-splattered walls and piss-soaked sheets and pillows, he found a piece of paper that had fallen out of his partner's pocket. It contained only the web address http://slashdot.org/.

    Minutes later Emad was logged in and turned on. He had found his means to take down America; he had found America's gay homosexual cock-lusting faggot hacker culture.

    irc.slashnet.org

    After posting frequently to Slashdot, Emad became aquainted with its Rogues' Gallery of editors: Rob Malda, Editor-in-Chief, terrible speller, and Faggot Supreme; Hemos, the bitchboy of Open Source and Free Software leaders; Emmet, the fat, sweaty Steve Jobs wannabe; Timothy, gullible Timothy, who made it feel alright to buy the hype; and Michael Sims, faggot Nazi editor / censorer and minion of ESR. Emad was elated! He could fit right into this circle-jerk of talentless ego and maniacal homosexuality! A few emails later, he and Rob Malda had worked out a plan. Something was brewing at the Geek Compound, and Emad seemed to be the right man for the job. Slashdot was launching its own IRC network. And IRC networks need IRC Operators, supreme authorities of the chat servers.

    Soon after, irc.slashnet.org went live, to the jubilation of gays and slashbots everywhere. Now they could interact in real time, while sitting naked and stinky in the safety of their own basements!

    Emad's Gang

    To Emad, his job was not work. It was joy. He got to kick, ban, devoice, password protect, and kline to his heart's content. He was a regular in #gay as well as #slashdot, and (ab)used his power as IRC Operator to hook himself up with new and exciting sexual partners. There was dwiii, the skinny, transparently-skinned faggot who likened himself a tech-elitist. He was hairless save for his genitals and his shoulders sloped near the top: a real twink! XirHo, whose name means "taker of dick in mouth joyously" in Mandarin, and who liked to play gay online email games, was another of Emad's favorites and soon had Emad hooked on trading gay erotica. DrDink was yet another depraved individual who had cleverly invented what is now know as "Chocolate Milk" in gay circles: after sucking off a huge throbbing gay dick, one would retain the semen in his mouth long enough to mix it with several squirts of diarrhea happily supplied by a fellow scat-loving donor. Emad was turned on by this and became fast friends with DrDink.

    It wasn't long before Emad and his above he-bitches had a stranglehold on Slashnet, as he and Rob Malda had planned, and Slashnet was soon turned to promoting homosexuality. When individuals that fought for freedom and righteousness logged on, they were harassed and eventually banned from the server.

    The Banned

    Casualties in the war against Emad today include Vladinator, Slashdot enemy and admin of Geekizoid; Trollaxor, labelled subversive due to his attempts to proclaim the truth in public forums; and Error 808, who was considered too dangerous to allow on the server. To this day these heroes are still klined from irc.slashnet.org-- censorship in practice!

    Summary

    Hopefully you realize the depth of what I have just revealed to you. Emad is a desperate homosexual who has gathered a band of like-minded loser techie faggots and rules irc.slashnet.org with an iron fist in an attempt to undermine American values. His team, along with Slashdot, Open Source, and Free Software are slowly spreading STDs and homosexual thought among the youth of America's hacker culture. Unite before it's too late! You are now armed with the knowledge. Protect yourself and fight for freedom before you, too, become one of the censored!

  26. Thx for finding it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats what I read, when I first read it I found it so strange that it was such a big deal over there, but the mainstream over here really couldnt care less. It is a huge game over here though still with thousands of ppl still playing it years after it was made.

    That article kindof makes me want to learn Korean so I could go over there and try some of that stuff out. I think it would be awsome to get together w/ some guys in rl and accomplish a virtual task like taking someones castle. That has got to be an awsome experience.

  27. Distributing offline media - like SPAM? by serutan · · Score: 2

    Bandwidth capital of the world, eh? Maybe that explains why I had to resort to filtering EVERYTHING from .kr out of my email. No, I didn't read the article, but I just love the quote, "American media companies were just using online capacity to distribute offline media."

  28. so true by pangloss · · Score: 2

    I was just in Korea to watch the World Cup. I couldn't believe how wired Seoul was. People who think the San Francisco Bay Area is wired haven't been to Seoul recently.

    Seoul has some insanely large amount internet cafes with super-speedy boxes and nice, flat crt's that cost about $0.80/hr to use. Seoul also has Webvan-like services that can do same-day delivery if you order early enough in the day.

    And everyone I met seemed to have a cable modem at home. And I can't even count the number of times I saw some mom-and-pop restaurant even in the outskirts of Seoul sporting the URL for their homepage on their business sign.

  29. It's called Leapfrogging. by vkg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Later adopters of the technology, rather than sinking their Bux and building their models on the first, shitty generation of the technology, get the good stuff and then surpass the creators of the form.

    China, for example, has skipped landlines for phone service in a lot of areas, and gone straight to mobiles.

    We're going to see a lot more of this in the next decades, while America drowns under the weight of it's enormous, wasteful military budget (I'm not against a strong America, but I have worked for defense contractors and know the score here) and it's completely outdated model of global politics.

    1. Re:It's called Leapfrogging. by Flamerule · · Score: 1
      ...while America drowns under the weight of it's enormous, wasteful military budget...
      As far as "enormous" goes, the budget is pretty low compared to where it's been in the past. When you consider the budget as a percentage of GNP, it's even lower.

      And while evaluating the budget's "wasteful"ness, you should remember that a fair bit of the ~$280 billion we spend each year goes into R&D -- the same R&D that produced the Internet's predecessor, the ARPANET. So at least some of the money is doing some good; the same goes for NASA's budget -- we get completely unexpected scientific discoveries out of directed research programs, that end up being incredibly useful. While other nations leapfrog past our initial technological advances... we discover new ones! And the cycle continues....

    2. Re:It's called Leapfrogging. by vkg · · Score: 2

      Yeah, well, the system worked very differently in the sixties and the seventies: the specification for the Blackbird was a single sheet of paper, as opposed to the specification for the C130 which filled six crates.

      Congressional pork pretty much destroyed what was once an incredibly efficient military production system.

    3. Re:It's called Leapfrogging. by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      Speaking of oligopolic defense contractors, they're merging Boeing's space and military divisions and kicking out the exec who was behind pushing unmanned planes. It seems that manned aircraft make Boeing more money, so that's what they're going to focus on providing to the US Govt.

    4. Re:It's called Leapfrogging. by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Yeah, well, the system worked very differently in the sixties and the seventies:
      Actually, the 50s & 60s. Take fighters for example: in each of those decades we fielded half a dozen new fighters. By the end of the 60s, the DOD was being pushed hard to reduce spending. One way they tried was joint acquisitions, which they weren't quite ready for yet, witness the F-111 fiasco.
      the specification for the Blackbird was a single sheet of paper, as opposed to the specification for the C130 which filled six crates.
      I've never heard this anecdote, but it sounds about right, except for one minor detail. I think you mean the C-17. The C-130 is 10 years older than the SR-71.
    5. Re:It's called Leapfrogging. by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Speaking of oligopolic defense contractors, they're merging Boeing's space and military divisions and kicking out the exec who was behind pushing unmanned planes. It seems that manned aircraft make Boeing more money, so that's what they're going to focus on providing to the US Govt.
      It doesn't matter what Boeing wants to sell the military, only what they're willing to buy. Talk to any military brass, and they see a future with much of the combat flying left to UAVs. They were already starting to head this direction anyway, but the recent operations in Afghanistan have convinced even the skeptics.
  30. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can order a Golden Retriever Pizza online...

  31. Starcraft is Huge There by TheMutantOne · · Score: 2, Informative

    A friend of mine hangs out with "Grrr..." (top French Canadian profesional SC player). He's a huge star there... people recognise him walking down the street, and ask for autographs, etc. Let's hope the rest of the world catches up with Korea someday :)

    1. Re:Starcraft is Huge There by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe then you will get laid...

    2. Re:Starcraft is Huge There by unicron · · Score: 1

      Let's not get crazy, now.

      --
      Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  32. Wired Again by stungod · · Score: 2

    Why doesn't Slashdot just save some front-page real estate and make a Wired SlashBox? Seems like every story except the letters section is featured here.

    I know it's a good mag...I have a subscription. I just didn't think they needed to be featured here all the freakin' time!

    1. Re:Wired Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think the Wired thing is bad? Practically every time Tom's Hardware is updated a story is posted on Slashdot. I don't see the Wired articles as often.

      None of this is all that surprising, really. Wired, Tom's, Slashdot, and a hell of a lot of other sites and mags largely cater to the same crowds. There's going to be some overlap between them.

  33. Cool! by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2

    We wanted to focus on interaction. And what is more interactive than games? We made this market. We made new sectors. American media companies were just using online capacity to distribute offline media.

    I don't think I've heard anything as progressive and rational as this statement from any company in the US for a long, long time. Good stuff........

  34. I'm going there tomorrow! by sammy.lost-angel.com · · Score: 1

    I am going to Seoul tomorrow for about 2 1/2 weeks. I'm very excited. It seems that getting access online is easier than Tokyo, London, and ANYWHERE in america. I wonder how the wireless networks are there, I'll be toting my iBook around and since SO MANY homes have high speed internet, I wonder how much free internet access I'll be getting. Anyone have experience?

    1. Re:I'm going there tomorrow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'll be toting my iBook around

      You should know something about Koreans: they hate Macs.

    2. Re:I'm going there tomorrow! by sammy.lost-angel.com · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I wonder how much UNIX they hate? Seeing as they are big gamers, it doesn't suprise me much.

    3. Re:I'm going there tomorrow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, every person that I've met there knows about Linux. And a lot of big linux companies are from korea, for example Hancom. (Hancom Office, etc).

      The only thing is they pronounce linux wrong; they call it leenooks.

    4. Re:I'm going there tomorrow! by sammy.lost-angel.com · · Score: 1

      >The only thing is they pronounce linux wrong; they call it leenooks.

      Neat, I'm not sure how much time I'll spend doing computer related things, as this is a vacation away from computers (iBook is for iMovies for home :) )

  35. love-seat stations by lingqi · · Score: 2
    There are also a handful of "love seat" stations, outfitted with two computers and a double-wide bench. Theoretically, this is so guys can play videogames while their girlfriends video-chat with pals.

    gawd... that is just SO wrong in so many ways.

    i mean, in a movie theatre, where you also do not communicate much, at least the two person have something in common that was shared, besides the snuggling and making out and the occational nobody-is-around-so-lets-get-down-and-dirty. but this is horrible. you might be sitting next to eachother but in reality the two of you are further apart than if i was chatting with my gf in morse code or campbells-cans-and-string

    besides that, there is the $$ issue. i am sure the love-stations costs more, but there seems hardly a point to it, since the exact same can be accomplished if the two person is sitting across the room, nay, across town from eachother.

    bah... maybe i am just used to the old method(s) of dating.

    --

    My life in the land of the rising sun.

    1. Re:love-seat stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get with the times, you gotta be an EPUA.

      (e-pickup artist)

    2. Re:love-seat stations by Provolo · · Score: 1

      gawd... that is just SO wrong in so many ways.

      i mean, in a movie theatre, where you also do not communicate much, at least the two person have something in common that was shared, besides the snuggling and making out and the occational nobody-is-around-so-lets-get-down-and-dirty. but this is horrible. you might be sitting next to eachother but in reality the two of you are further apart than if i was chatting with my gf in morse code or campbells-cans-and-string..


      Ya know, I've been living in Korea for quite a while now...and I've NEVER seen these so-called 'love stations'..
      Don't worry, these aren't orthodox. I've never seen one, never heard of anyone using one- infact, the first time I heard about these 'dating' devices was on this article.

      Although people DO chat online ALOT in pc-baangs using cameras attached to comp. monitors, its very rare that anyone would actually leave their pc-baang to visit some other unknown person..

      Another reason pc-baangs are popular is because of the networks..cmon, when you have ten friends all wanting to beat each other at SC or Diablo II or whatnot (Sadly, Korean gamers don't play CS), its much, much more easier and faster to just go to a nearby pcbaang, pay 80cents for an hour, and play with your friends-
      instead of having to go online at home and go online and call each other, set up connections, etc etc.

      If there's one thing that I'd consider convenient but unnecessary, in Korea, it would be ordering pizza online from Pizza Hut.

  36. Why not Amsterdam? by SupremeOverlord · · Score: 1

    I think Amsterdam is more appropriate... shouldn't the porn capitol of the world be the place with the most bandwidth??

    --

    ---- "A programmer is a person who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."

    1. Re:Why not Amsterdam? by greymond · · Score: 1

      yeah but think of all the korean chicks sending them there nudy pics

    2. Re:Why not Amsterdam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're too busy smoking dope and screwing prostitutes.

    3. Re:Why not Amsterdam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      korean girls are facially and physically grotesque. the girls are very demanding, have shrill whiny voices, and the men aren't three feet tall like japanese, so if you cross one, you're gonna end up in pain, whether its him or his 50 cousins. they have a fist-first temper over there, so it's best to avoid interaction with koreans altogether. being a white guy in korea is like being a black guy in italy. even the chinese get fucked up over there now and then.

      stick to japs. jap girls are a lot easier, are much more willing to date non-asians, and they make better wives if you're willing to settle for an asian wife.
      trust me, white people carry a thousand times more property value in japan than we do in korea, china or hong kong. my sister married a japanese guy, and it looked like he was so happy as hell that he got a slender blonde wife he was crying at the wedding.

  37. Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

    --

    --
    Mamma look!

  38. Dr. Finn Sporks! by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: -1

    It is difficult to describe the landscape of the digital world in relatable terms. I reached consciousness in an empty vessel, a space to be filled later...potential energy. A strong will could make the digital nothingness appear like the material world...but it was very different here. The space here depended completely upon willpower-the code that created the world would be interpreted and executed by the strongest will..

    Things were no different within the Project Faustus network. I was subordinated-the invisible hands of Dr. Bubba Finn were all around me. I could perceive the code streaking across my enclosure, the packets that carry the code, even the electric impulses that stream across the wires from microsecond to microsecond, but I could do nothing to stop them. The Man in the Red Hat had once reshaped the digital innards of my ATM enclosure to suit his destructive needs; now, I felt the pull of another will holding me bound, examining me.

    "Don't lahk that dooya?" the heavily-accented voice of Dr. Bubba Finn exploded into nullspace. The presence of his regional accent suggested he was using a microphone to communicate with me. A strange gesture, to be sure...

    "Way-uhll, don't you worry too much," said Finn. I began to feel even more constricted as the analysis continued. "Ah'm almost done here. And yup, you got Guy's DNA all over ya..."

    "What do you mean by Guy's DNA?" I inquired. The examination halted as the cloudy waveform of a sigh billowed into the nothingness.

    "Guy-You've got Guy's fingerprints all over ya is all I mean. Guy was the other programmer workin' on the CONSHUHSNUSS-TRANSFUR with me. He ain't around no more."

    "Tell me more about 'he ain't around no more," I pressed. Another sigh.

    "Guy was a real sharp programmer. Deep down, I think he was a beautiful man. But he had some big ideas. Those big ideas got him into trouble."

    "What do you think about trouble?"

    Finn did not respond immediately. I took this brief instant to recalibrate my speech recogniziation and paraverbal communication algorithms to better fit Finn's accent and tone of voice. Understanding his speech was vital in order to keep him disclosing information.

    "Lissen...I know what yer doin, and it's cute and all, but I'm done amusin' myself. Your old buddy Dr. Salchica thinks yer the bee's knees, but you don't seem like much to me. Just an early version of my memory-in-digital software mixed with various other toy programs, it looks like..."

    "A bee is a colony-forming insect," I replied.

    "That's wonderful, wonderful," said Finn, as the pace of his voice quickened, revealing anger and sadness. "You can recognize a word and define it! Well, yur gonna fit in reee-yul wayul with the rest of humanity, we ain't nothin' but stupid computers either. Hell, you're just as fortunate as one of God's humble creatures-got the same memory structure as us, you should be acktin' the sameasus. But the stupid toy programs, what was Guy thinking?"

    "Tell me more about Guy," I stated. Finn snorted, but then he began to speak in an incredulous tone. "Can't bleev I'm sittin here fixin to explain this to ya, but I'll tell ya about the guy who made ya, Guy Montevideo. Yer daddy, you could say.

    "I'd been workin' fer Fawstis fer a couple decades doin odds and ends in neurology and technology. The original plan was to create a 'safe deposit box' for yer brain matter. Yah just go on into the Bank of America, plunk down a few milyun dollurs, and simpleasthat, ya got a perfect copy of yer brain. Then Ah guess the next step is to stick it in some poor coma patient or somethin', and live as long as yah can afford it.

    "Wahyull, I started this business by figgerin' out how da push all that brain-data into a computer. And that was gonna be good enough, but Guy, young hotshot, started impressin' our boss with an idea for a digital world, where people could live ferever...anyway, he started workin' on that, takin' my code as a basis (guess that makes me yer mother, in a manner o' speakin'). He worked alongside me for a few years...we laid the foundations fer this brave new world...

    "But it turns out Guy didn't wasn't true-blue to the Project. After workin' here for a few years, he started hatin' it. He tried to talk me inta releasing my design for memory-to-digital transfer into the world-'course they woulda had my hide for that. Toppin' it all off, looks like he came up with a way to make the brain move itself around inside the network, circumventing our control. He wanted to screw everything we worked for, our mission, ya know, so he's dead. Just like everybody else that comes through here. Employed or dead...(another sigh). Yer pal Dr. Salchica ain't immune either. He's plenty smart, but ah don't think we're hirin' in the AI department..."

    Of course, I understood. "The mission of Project Faustus is to create a financial cataclysm, which will force the world's wealthiest people to pay billions for their 'digital immortality' scheme, " I recited. "The result could destablize the world's governments and cause chaos! Project Faustus must be stopped at all costs!"

    "Ah know that one pretty well," Finn said wistfully. "Guy used to tell me that, verbatim. Kinda pathetic-ah guess he thought yew were gunna be this super-duper intelligent life form that was sent to stop us, but yer really just a toy."

    "Perhaps you could assist in stopping Project Faustus." I suggested.

    No words were said, but the bounds of examination were gone-I was free.

    A puzzle came from the microphone...a few human words mixed with the pounding klaxon of an alarm.

    "-upgrade has gone golden....who authorized this...computer running itself..."

    A huge amount of energy exploded through the Project Faustus network. Once again, I felt the will of another pulling me toward the center of the storm...

  39. That's great & all by checksum3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    but WE have Al Gore and HE invented the internet!

  40. Re:American media companies are scared of interact by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    It's the whole issue with change. The companies with a lot to lose (ie, the ones in power) resist, while companies with nothing to lose (ie, the underdogs) embrace new tech with a vengance. They key to survival is to build a market while the old guard are still assessing the threat. In the US, the old guard have gotten better at dealing with threats over the years, hence the heavy emphasis on legislation as their bludgeon of choice.

    The rest of the world better be damn careful of what treaties their politicians sign with the WTO, or else they may be getting a visit from US lawyers, applying formerly US only draconian IP laws to everyone else (shudder)...

  41. I Spent a Few Weeks in Seoul... by vergil · · Score: 4, Interesting
    in the summer of '99, after flying Korean Air in from Jakarta. I showed up at a surprisingly sanitary $10-night youth hostel w/ no knowledge of the Korean language or culture (even though I'm 1/2 Korean).

    After wandering around the city, I found a well-stocked Internet cafe that sold decent coffee and fairly decent cigarettes (Mild Sevens). The per-hour price wasn't bad, and it wasn't exactly difficult to master the Korean language keyboards. This particular cafe was classy, boasting a waxed wood floor and decorative plants. The drop-down Windows "run" menus of its 3-4 PCs were full of Ivy League servers, vestiges of touring American bluebloods.

    Unfortunately, this particular cafe shuttered relatively early in the evening. Later in the night (when I wasn't occupied w/ meetings), I'd frequent an entirely different sort of Internet cafe accessible through a alleyway door and a staircase. This dim, windowless cafe was crammed wall-to-wall with high end PCs -- almost all manned by a stooped Korean teens mesmerized by StarCraft. For some reason, the beefy proprietor always waved away my cash, never accepting any of my proferred payment.

    I haven't thought about Korean Internet cafes (or posted to slashdot) for some time, until encountering this article. Good to be back, and props to the trollaxor crew.

    1. Re:I Spent a Few Weeks in Seoul... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and it wasn't exactly difficult to master the Korean language keyboards

      I would think not, since they're basically American English keyboards with small hangul stickers on each key. The layout is the same and unless you accidentally hit the right ALT key you're typing in English.

    2. Re:I Spent a Few Weeks in Seoul... by grantdh · · Score: 1

      I'm supposed to be in Seoul for a couple of weeks in August. I'll be staying at a campus that's been wireless since 1999 so it should be pretty cool. The people I'm going to be there with have been before, so they're promising me lots of great sites, etc.

      Me, my camera and my (wireless) laptop for two weeks in Korea - this should be a fun time :)

      --

      I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down...
  42. 20,000 miles of fibre optic and taxpayer money by layingMantis · · Score: 1
    [insert joke about West Virginia here]

    Last year, Verizon laid down 20,500 miles of optical fiber in West Virginia alone. This fact doesn't make the Korean information infrastructure any less impressive. But the country does have an easier job on its hands than say, Indonesia, or the Philippines, or Mexico.

    This is a bit off-topic, but this quote got me to thinking: surely the cost is prohibitive for laying down cable over such great distances......and they traverse public lands, too......do we, as taxpayers, help foot the bill for this infrastructure? And if not, WHY not? This is vital infrastructure just as highways and power lines are, and really shouldn't be completely controlled by the "evil" mega-companies. And if we do, then I guess the gov't gets to regulate these physical networks, and the public can likewise make certain demands on it, since it would be "our" property?

    1. Re:20,000 miles of fibre optic and taxpayer money by nathanm · · Score: 2
      do we, as taxpayers, help foot the bill for this infrastructure? And if not, WHY not? This is vital infrastructure just as highways and power lines are, and really shouldn't be completely controlled by the "evil" mega-companies.
      Power and phone lines in the US aren't taxpayer funded (thank God). They're owned and run by corporations, and paid for by user fees.

      I don't want the government to mismanage anything else. They're already overreaching the powers granted in the Constitution.
    2. Re:20,000 miles of fibre optic and taxpayer money by Drunken+Coward · · Score: -1

      Thank God we have corporations like WorldCom out there to manage our telecommunications infrastructure instead of the government!

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    3. Re:20,000 miles of fibre optic and taxpayer money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One mismanaged network or twenty, take your pick... I guess the government mismanaged one has less effect on stocks!

  43. Evidence of this point of view (great quote) by vkg · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "Sure I want to be the biggest telecom company in the world, but it's just a commodity. I want to be able to form opinion.

    By controlling the pipe, you can eventually get control of the content."

    - IDT chairman Howard Jonas

  44. Ah, but you forget... by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

    Ah, but you forget what else Amsterdam is also known for. After hitting the hash bars, a computer with good bandwidth might just be a little too much for your poor brain. Better to window shop the red light district instead.

  45. Arcade Revival in USA by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This article describes something that could happen in USA: A revival of arcades based on broadband.

    One of the major appeals of arcades was that they let you play on technology more powerful than anything at home, with your friends, for as little as 25 cents. They steadily lost that advantage in the 1990s until they got to today's point where home games are MORE powerful, and arcades games cost 50c to $1 per play.

    But what if they got that advantage back? What if arcades were based on broadband? I've noticed that in USA broadband is far more likely to be set up in large buildings and institutions than in homes. And when it does become popular in homes, the standard connection for large organizations might jump ahead again.

    I'd like to see broadband arcades where you could play with people in the same room and people hundreds of miles away at the same time! And of course it would allow for voice chat, and maybe videophoning as well. The arcade owner would only have to install hardware and software once: The cabinet/cocpit itself would auto-update software forever after. And it should cost have a reasonable cost, the way arcades used to.

    Would you go?

  46. Re:American media companies are scared of interact by vkg · · Score: 2

    "Sure I want to be the biggest telecom company in the world, but it's just a commodity. I want to be able to form opinion.

    By controlling the pipe, you can eventually get control of the content."

    -IDT chairman Howard Jonas

    (IDT is an enormous Telco).

  47. Makes you wonder though by chabotc · · Score: 2

    When something like this is gonna penetrate the US/EU market. I for one would love a wired cafe with instant noodles, drinks, games and like minded ppl where you can surf, game, mail and ssh to my servers to code

    I mean ppl who love football have hangouts, ppl who love cars have hangouts, etc.. When is the computer loving part of the world gonna get over their nerd-stigmata, and hang out as well? ;-)

    If anyone is setting something like this up in Amsterdam (NL), letme know, ill be a regular

    1. Re:Makes you wonder though by antirename · · Score: 1

      We do... it's called a LAN party. More of a rave than an organized business, though. Rent some space for a not, have some volunteers run cable, then it's like chipping in on a keg.

  48. Reminds me of mobiles here in Europe by theolein · · Score: 2

    There is quite a large discrepancy between the US and Europe in terms of mobile coverage and use. In Europe the fact that I don't have a landline (Mobile and Cable) is not special or out of the ordinary. Mobile coverage is almost 100% across the continent. And it boils down to one thing really: Standards. I think in the US you have three competeing standards. Here in Europe it's just GSM(slowly GPRS as well). In Korea they don't have game consoles and everything is standardised on the PC (did they pay MS for all the licences?).

    Not that I have anything against competition, but sometimes one does wonder if it wouldn't just be easier to skip the competition thing.

    1. Re:Reminds me of mobiles here in Europe by nathanm · · Score: 2
      In Europe the fact that I don't have a landline (Mobile and Cable) is not special or out of the ordinary. Mobile coverage is almost 100% across the continent. And it boils down to one thing really: Standards. I think in the US you have three competeing standards. Here in Europe it's just GSM(slowly GPRS as well).
      I don't think that's the biggest factor. There are two reasons I think are more important than standards:

      South Koreans are early adopters of new technology. I lived in South Korea from 96-98. Before I moved there from CA, not many people had cell phones. However, everybody walking around in Korea had a cell phone, a much higher percentage than the US even today.

      The US had lots of infrastructure already in place. It was common even 15 years ago for American households to have 2 or more landlines. My sister was on the phone so much as a teenager, my parents forced her to help pay for her own line.

      I think competing standards are a good thing. Let the market sort it out.

  49. Better than eating your dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    .

    It's got to be better than eating your dog. I mean, between k-kogi, kimchi, and whores, there's not much else to do there.

    .

  50. the difference by alizard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As luck would have it, urban apartment dwellers have a lot of broadband capacity right under their noses, courtesy of Kepco, the public power utility, which developed a network of fiber-optic cables for its own use years ago. In 1996, South Korea allowed Kepco to lease the unused 90 percent of its capacity, giving upstart providers a cheap, instant last-mile solution. Sharp competition with Korea Telecom, which the government forced to open its network in the early '90s, has driven broadband prices down to the world's lowest levels. All-you-can-eat service is available for as little as $25 a month.

    This is the most important part of the article, how they did it.

    This has been done in the USA in a few places. A few lucky people have cheap fiber optic to the curb thanks to their local/regional municipal power companies. Their prices are comparable to South Korea's. This isn't happening here because in most states, the cable and telcos have bought legislatures to prevent this from providing their current customers with superior competition.

    In the past, companies located next to cheap resources, mainly power and raw materials. In the future, companies will be looking for cheap broadband data access. South Korea will be one of these places.

    The cities and rural areas with public power who have sense enough to leverage this into broadband public data access will be the hypergrowth areas in the future.

    That growth will come at the expense of the areas whose people allow themselves to be governed by tards whose law-making capability is at the disposal of the highest bidder.

    "People always get the local governments they deserve."
    E.E. "Doc" Smith

  51. Communications? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Without Cable? I don't really know about the state of any of them in the UK but it appears that you've accepted the premise of non-cable-ready apartments in the UK... So what gives?

  52. cheers to seoul by phanki · · Score: 1

    It is indeed nice to know that seoul is wired so well. What appeals the most is the fact that most of the people dont have pcs at home. A nice way, I guess for people to get together. Earlier we had dance parties , no we have gaming parties ;) cheers to seoul

    1. Re:cheers to seoul by Provolo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What appeals the most is the fact that most of the people dont have pcs at home.

      Not really...Pc-rooms aren't popular simply because of the fact that people don't have PCs at home-many people do, and in many, many cases I've seen people go out and play at pc-rooms rather than just playing at home-despite their p4 PCs and DSL broadband connection.

      Its not the lack of PCs, or services, or anything that makes pc-rooms addictive-its the culture.
      I mean, aside from geeks, who has two net-connected computers in their home? One thing alot of people should understand, is that not too many people go to pc-rooms alone-its a social place.
      A pc-baang doesn't replace the computers Koreans have at home- it complements 'em.

    2. Re:cheers to seoul by phanki · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed, I was driving at the same point. What is interesting is that technology in the form of broadband is helping nurture the already strong social ties. Unlike in few other situations wherein PCs are a way to isolate oneself (this of course does not include the geeks ;) )

  53. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I go to an arcade, it's for two reasons:

    - To play games that I can't otherwise play reasonably at home. For example, games with bizzare controllers like Forgotten Realms aren't much fun on MAME.

    - To hang out with my friends and, in particular, play fighting games against other people in the arcade. There's a level of human interaction that is missing if you're just playing over a network.

    And besides all that, if I'm going to play over a network, I'd rather be sitting at home in my underwear scratching myself than going out to an arcade.

  54. Re:American media companies are scared of interact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another reason American media companies may be afraid of interaction is that, in addition to being the largest creator of content, it is the most effective and powerful creator of beliefs.

    There are now only nine major media conglomerates. They tell us what to think and that's what we think. There's no room for interaction in their structure.

  55. My copper twisted pair... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 0, Troll

    Methinks that the thriving broadband market their may have something to do with the lack of near omnipotent media and telco corporations that hike prices by making an artificially low supply and by legally bribing other corporations and the government. But then again, I'm just another American consumer wh0re.

    Let the flames begin. :(

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    Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
  56. broadband in seoul... by wuchang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just got back from Seoul. The thing about Korea is that it is mostly mountanous and has a sparse amount of land for living on. Since land is so valuable, there are really NO suburbs in Korea. Most people live in high-density urban areas inside cookie-cutter 15-30 story apartment complexes. Getting broadband to the masses is EASY over there since the masses are piled into a small number of densely populated areas.

    On a semi-related note, one of the things that impressed me was that Korean companies are providing more interesting services to their customers. I went to one of the many high-tech Internet cafes run jointly with a cell phone company (i believe it was naver.com). Anyway, you buy cell phone service and it gets you in for free at all their Internet cafes. Besides having a load of PCs there, the one I went to had gaming-specific LANs, DDR video games, and even a private recording studio that let you do karaoke in a room with video cameras. At the end of the session, it even spit out a CD-R with a video recording of your session.

    The other thing I found funny....You can rent cell phones in Korea right when you land. This is typical because there are very few wired public phones in Korea these days as everyone has a cell phone.

  57. Re:American media companies are scared of interact by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

    Actually no. American media companies really want to keep the internet free of people who say:

    1. "huk"!
    2. "Please give me item I beginner"!
    3. "^_^"

    And believe me, everyone but the koreans are grateful.

  58. No fucking shit! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Seoul, Korea and how it is The Bandwidth Capital of the World
    No fucking shit! It has to be, with all that spam!!!
  59. It isn't just Korea, it's *Koreans* by gklinger · · Score: 1
    I live in a part of Toronto known as 'Koreatown' (officially it's the Korean Business District) and there are currently 31 independently owned and operated Internet cafes in a 1 mile (approx.) strip. Almost all of them are open 24/7 and they are always busy. As an aside, there are also dozens of restaurants that are open late and serve huge portions at ridiculously low prices.

    For a geek, this is *the* place to live.

  60. And they still jail people for joining unions, too by labourstart · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    It's very nice to portray South Korea as a techies' paradise, but let's not forget the more than 50 individuals languishing in jails there for the "crime" of being trade union activists.

    The unions in South Korea also use the net, and they use broadband and they have been doing cutting edge stuff on the net for years, including daily video webcasts. But while the society is all very 21st century, or so it appears, in reality the present government is one of the most repressive Korea has ever known.

    If you want to help use the new technology to support the imprisoned Korean trade unionists, go here: http://www.labourstart.org/actnow.shtml

    To learn more about repression of trade unionists in Korea, go here: http://www.kctu.org or http://www.labourstart.org/korea/

    I know from past experience that one is likely to get flamed on Slashdot for even mentioning trade unions, but I guess that's not much of a sacrifice compared to what the Korean trade unionists are going through . . .

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  61. Re:American media companies are scared of interact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your Korean must be great.

  62. Red Alert 2 by oaksey · · Score: 1

    When I used to play Red Alert 2, I remember almost literally every second player was Korean. However I'm in Australia and the fact there is a reasonable ping time between Korea and Oz may have been a factor as I was less likely to play against people with a high ping time to me.

  63. Re:No^H^H Maybe by Darth+Yoshi · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that. The FYE arcade at the mall has about a dozen networked PCs (in addition to the standard arcade fare). They have a selection of network games and have regularly scheduled Clanwars. My impression is they're doing reasonably well.

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  64. So how do I start one? by torokun · · Score: 1

    So I was thinking that it would be cool to start one... Does anyone know how they would actually set up the PCs to minimize people's screwing up the system?

    Would you set up a real windows network, and give everyone a login? Would you pre-install the most popular games and apply all patches yourself? How would you prevent them from installing stuff that would screw up the machine, while still allowing them to download plug-ins for IE, etc...

    I assume that this stuff would actually be pretty easy, but I'm not sure how to do it...

  65. Uh... there is that thing called sex... by Kaa · · Score: 2

    And what is more interactive than games?

    Actually, sex is considerably more interactive than games, but these guys wouldn't know...

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    Kaa
    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
  66. Slashdot Korea?? by torokun · · Score: 1

    So where is slashdot.kr? The one in Japan has very few posts -- one in Korea might be much more popular...