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Ricardo Montalban Recalls Khan

phyy-nx writes "Scifi.com, in referring to the directors cut of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (coming out on DVD Aug 6), has quoted clips from an interview with Ricardo Montalban. Montalban portrayed the vengeful Kahn in one of the best perfomances in one of the best of the (almost ten) Star Trek films. He mentions how difficult it was to portray Khan after six years of Mr. Roarke of Fantasy Island and how he overcame that mold to masterfully portray his new character's controlled insanity." Or, as Kirk would say: Khaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

212 comments

  1. first post by Gizzmonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    made of Rich corinthian leather

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    1. Re:first post by Knacklappen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well... you had not even the first post but anyway... here is something just for you...

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    2. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Fine corinthian leather.

  2. Re:What!? by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    No, Star Trek V was the WORST Trek movie of all time. Remember, even numbered trek films ROCK. :-)

  3. Little Known Fact by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    The producers had to recover the chair on the bridge of the Klingon Warbird in Corinthian Leather before he would sit in it.

    Really!

    1. Re:Little Known Fact by kzinti · · Score: 2

      Khan never sat in a Klingon ship; it was a Federation ship he hijacked... the Reliant, as I recall. And they had to cover the captain's seat with rich Corinthian leather!

      --Jim

    2. Re:Little Known Fact by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The producers had to recover the chair on the bridge of the Klingon Warbird in Corinthian Leather before he would sit in it."

      And they had to name his ship (USS Reliant)after a model of Chrysler too ;)

      Fine Corinthian Leather ;) I still remember those commercials.

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    3. Re:Little Known Fact by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      [note to the younger Slashdotter... Montalban used to do rather infamous car commercials]

      Hey, say what you want about the ol' Volare, but I had a friend who bought a used one way back when for $1000. He drove that thing another 3 years and 80K miles before it just wouldn't run anymore. He sold it again for $800. Best. Deal. Ever.

      As a bonus, when you drive, you get to sing "Voooolaaaaaaareeeeeee Whoooooo--- ooooaaaa"

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    4. Re:Little Known Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Montalban pitched the Chrysler Cordoba, not the Volare.

    5. Re:Little Known Fact by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Any idea if the ship was named according? (Isn't it a Plymouth Reliant, though?)

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    6. Re:Little Known Fact by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      Chrysler, Plymouth; it's all Mopar baby!

    7. Re:Little Known Fact by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      He sold it again for $800. Best. Deal. Ever.

      Nope - I've got you beat. In 1985 or so, a guy walked into my dad's storefront office and said that he needed money, and would Dad buy his 1970 Chevy Custom pickup with a 350cid V8 engine. Dad asked how much he wanted, and the guy said he needed $200. Dad wrote a check.

      Now, this is possibly one of the world's ugliest vehicles. It's two-tone white and gold, with liberal sprinklings of rust to go around. Still, 17 years later, the thing runs like a top. We still use it for those occassional hauling needs, like buying a new mattress, or moving a friend, etc.

      My dad's other car is a 2001 Cadillac STS. You wouldn't believe the looks we get when we drop his car off at the dealer for servicing, then leave in this loud (Dad replaced the stock mufflers with Glass Packs) POS that's dropping rust crumbs and bits of mulch on their pavement. I love it.

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    8. Re:Little Known Fact by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      Was that a demand/request of Montalban or was it simply an "in" joke for people paying attention? Or, funnier yet, a complete coincidence - kind of like Arthur Clarke saying that if he had noticed that HAL was one "down" from IBM, he would have changed the name?
      Remember, this _is_ the same Trek that has gags like on-set pipes and conduit marked "GNDN" (Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing).

    9. Re:Little Known Fact by cyclist1200 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you're confusing him with Christopher Lloyd. Montalban was never on a Klingon ship - it was Corinthian leather on the Reliant. Lloyd demanded one of those beaded seat covers on his chair...

  4. Re:What!? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2

    actually, Star Trek V, the one that Shatner wrote and directed, is by far the worst. It was so bad that some guys did a homebrew version of MST3k on it...Here's a link.

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  5. Re:What!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How wrong you are... This is by far the best star trek movie.

  6. Re:What!? by fearless_froggie · · Score: 1

    No way, those Khanites had great clothes and hair. Don't remember much about the rest of the movie though.

  7. Hardest Part of Being Khan by echucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    No little sidekick to holler out "Da Kirk, Bahss, da Kirk!"

    1. Re:Hardest Part of Being Khan by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always Mini-Me, except he doesn't talk.

      But he does have a propensity for white suits...

      Hmm.... Does anybody know if Herve is really dead? Anybody ever see him and Verne Troyer at the same time???

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  8. I hope the DVD includes the original by GCP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hope the Wrath of Khan DVD includes the original episode of Star Trek that it was the sequel to. That would make a great set, and the movie isn't nearly as interesting if you don't have that TV episode in memory.

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    1. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by aridhol · · Score: 1

      When it made its TV debut up here in Canada, they had a special showing of the TV episode before they showed the movie.

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    2. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by kzinti · · Score: 3, Informative

      Great idea! That episode was called Space Seed, I think. Wrath of Khan is still my favorite of all the Star Trek movies. It has everything that made the original series great: action, drama, plot twists, and three dimensional characters. I believe the movie stands on its own very well, but if you've seen Space Seed then it certainly helps establish the context of the movie and explain Khan's obsession with Kirk. Space Seed and Wrath of Khan on the same DVD would be a cool combination.

      --Jim

    3. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by thanasakis · · Score: 3, Informative

      the episode you are refering to is titled "space seed". FYI Richardo also played Khan Nunien Singh in that episode. It is worth mentioning that in the last scene Spock literaly warns Kirk that some day Khan might escape from seti alpha 5. see http://www.thelogbook.com/log/toslog1.html#tos23

    4. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by geoswan · · Score: 2
      I liked it too. But I have some beefs with it. In Space Seed Khan was merely the smartest or strongest of the genetically enhanced refugees. His compatriots should also have been supermen. But in the film they were all non-entities.

      The brain eating worms were a low point too.

      Kirk jr was irritating.

      And while I am at it the McGuffin, the "genesis machine" was pretty bogus.

      Wait a second, did I say I liked this film :-)?

    5. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Am I so nerdy that I am actually watching the episode on Laserdisc as I post? Yes, I am.

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    6. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's a question for the trekkies and trekkers. In Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan, Khan says, "Any you.. .I never forget a face... Mister Checkov!" but Checkov did not appear in Space Seed. How did Khan remember him?

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    7. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Hate to actually speak up for the Star Trek continuity, but it is /entirely/ possible that Khan met Chekhov during the voyage, but not during the on-screen action.

      I feel dirty for replying here...: )

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    8. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by trubador · · Score: 1

      In the film, all of Khan's compatriots were 25 years younger than him. It looked like no one else from Khan's generation survived.

    9. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Khan spent alot of time in "Space Seed" reading the Federation library. He could have seen Chekov in the personnel files

    10. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by Pope · · Score: 1

      Cool! I have WOK on Laserdisc, maybe we should arrange a trade :)

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    11. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Bester telepathically planted the memory in Khan's mind.

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    12. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by hawk · · Score: 2
      > It has everything that made the original series great: action, drama, plot twists,

      so far, so good . . .

      > and three dimensional characters

      huh? Did we watch the same series?

      One of the amazing things was being compelling with all those 2d and 1d characters (unless, of course, your recognize Kirk, Spock, and McCoy as a single character).

      One of the things that has made the sequels to Star Trek annoying is thier pathetic insistence on "character development," rather than using the characters as just different aspects of general humanity.

      hawk

  9. Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot must have quite a backlog of article submissions.

    I mean, one article about a 1961 wristwatch, now an article about a 1982 movie.

    I just submitted an article about this awsome new kind of game called Castle Wolfenstein 3D, it's like the old Castle Wolfenstein game on the Apple IIe , but from the FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE. It's really damn cool, but it doesn't work with my 8-bit Adlib Soundcard.

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    1. Re:Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually IIRC Wolfenstein did have adlib support. In fact I think your sound card had to be adlib compatible in order to play any of the music.

    2. Re:Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "It's really damn cool, but it doesn't work with my 8-bit Adlib Soundcard."

      Ah but it did use extended memory. That was great when you had 2 megs of memory on a 286...

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    3. Re:Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by Jubii · · Score: 1

      What!? Another game that runs on a Mac!? YES!!!

      http://users3.ev1.net/~skirkwood/dg_switch.mov

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  10. Mr. Roarke didn't have those pecs! by embarcadero · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the thing I remember most about that movie. Mr. Roarke had become a professional wrestler, or a romance novel clutch hero.

    1. Re:Mr. Roarke didn't have those pecs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the contrary. Those really were his Pecs. Ricardo Montalban was quite the athlete in his younger days. Sometime after they filmed "The Space Seed" and before his Fantasy Island run, he was involved in an accident that led to serious back injuries. I want to say it was a car crash of some type. He still has to wear a back brace to this day.

  11. STII:The Wrath of Khan by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    Comic Book Guy voice: Best. Trek. Ever.

  12. My favorite Trek movie by mwarps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm so happy this is coming out on DVD in Director's Cut form. Way too cool.

    One of the best Treks ever. More action in one movie than there was in the whole original series, at least believable action. All I can think of is Capt Kirk in one of those badly rehearsed street fights. He falls over the way he speaks. Slow and Delayed. Shatner put on his Acting cap for this movie though. Great stuff.

  13. Question! by Kwikymart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was there any real explanation for why they switched the look of the Klingons in either the Star Trek universe or the real universe (the explanation)? I remember the DS9 episode "Trials and Tribbulations" where they go back to the TOS tribble episode and that topic came up, and Worf just said something of the like "it's a complicated matter". Any ST experts have an answer?

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    1. Re:Question! by vofka · · Score: 2, Informative

      If memory serves, Worf said "We don't talk about it.", implying some sort of catastrophe or somesuch. From what I recall, the change in appearance was either due to some kind of virus, or a failed genetic experiment - not 100% sure however.

      The odd thing is, if you watch the pilot from Enterprise, the Klingons have the 'new look', with the brow ridges, even though at that time (100 years before Kirk), the event causing the ridges had yet to happen! (At least according to established Trek History.)

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    2. Re:Question! by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      The "usual" explanation is that there are several Klingon races, perhaps living on different planets in the Klingon homeworld system. In TOS, it was just coincidental that the Enterprise crew happened to always be interacting with the "smooth head and chainmail" Klingons. This has never been directly stated in any episode or movie however... it's just something that Star Trek fans pass around.

      Note though that more recently the Klingon look has been "humanified" for certain Klingons... General Chang in ST6 is a good example... this was done to make it easier to related to the character, but he could almost pass for one of the TOS-style Klingons. Other Klingons (in DS9 and Enterprise) have also had this look.

      But no, I don't think "they'll" ever explain it. :)

    3. Re:Question! by nucal · · Score: 1

      For that matter, any explanations for what happened to Kirk's hair?

    4. Re:Question! by ambassador*gravy · · Score: 1

      I think they just felt the klingons in TOS didn't look alien enough. Plus with advances in fake forehead technology they were able them look more intimidating and "realistic". The TOS klingons were just regular people with funky goatees and in today's standard of sci-fi, wouldn't be accepted as a real alien.

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    5. Re:Question! by ovapositor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Get a life you dork!
      Thank You.

      Respectfully,
      The rest of the planet.

    6. Re:Question! by AJWM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I got the special two-video set of both the original and DS9 tribble episodes. It's great watching them back to back, and seeing how and where DS9 characters were cleverly inserted into original footage.

      What Worf actually says when asked about it is "We don't talk about it", and obviously views the original series' more human-looking Klingons with some disgust.

      The real reason is that they just did it because they could (higher budget) in the first movie, then were stuck with it for all the other movies, and never came up with a good backstory.

      I suppose they could have come up with something like the Kdaptists of Larry Niven's Kzinti (who wear human masks -- of human skin -- when worshipping because, having had their butts kicked by humans in a couple of interstellar wars, they're convinced that God/Kdapt must favor humans -- see Ringworld), but that'd be derivative. Besides, there weren't really any Human/Klingon wars, the first one barely got started when it was ended by the Organians, and the Klingons already looked human then. (Original series episode).

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    7. Re:Question! by AJWM · · Score: 2

      From what I recall, the change in appearance was either due to some kind of virus, or a failed genetic experiment

      No, that's just Dr. Bazir's speculation when he asks Worf about it ("Was it ...?"). That speculation is never verified.

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    8. Re:Question! by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tribble implant?

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    9. Re:Question! by writermike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I remember reading a fan-produced publication on this matter. This publication was made to look like an "official" Starfleet report.

      It stated that the reason for the different looks is because there are two distinct races which are often at war with each other. For a time, the more human-looking ones were in power. This booklet showed the various land masses each race controlled. Lots of background.

      But, as someone else pointed out, it doesn't easily explain why Enterprise's Klingons are ridged.

      It would be interesting to see an upcoming Enterprise episode that plays with this theory. Maybe the Klingon Empire collapses for a time, shuttling some human-looking Klingons into the series.

      Yeah, I do agree with others that think Worf was expressing some sort of disgust in the DS9 episode. If Enterprise were to play with some of these theories, they could _easily_ bring in the larger issue, race!

      Other theories I've heard:
      The Klingons attempted to make a human-klingon hybrid in order inject spies into the Federation.

      The Romulans and Klingons collaborated on a human-klingon hybrid in order to inject spies into the Federation.

      The human-looking Klingons are a Romulan invention that went awry.

      The Klingons from the original series aren't Klingons at all, but rather humans who like dark clothes and don't take baths.

      Kirk and Spock were lovers. (Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with the Klingons, huh?)

      m

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    10. Re:Question! by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

      The answer that fits into star treks "real" continuity, I do not know. But, I remember seeing an interview about TOS at one point and the question was raised and answered. The real (ie practical) reason is that the makeup crew didn't keep real good records. Originally the Klingons where just a monster of the week so no concrete documentation was made and even over the course on TOS their look changed time to time.

    11. Re: Question! by Jonathunder · · Score: 1
      The real explaination?

      Bigger budget for props and make-up.

      The look of Klingons in the real universe?

      Hab SoSlI' Quch!

    12. Re:Question! by ender81b · · Score: 2

      Well yes and no. The real reason, as stated before, is they just didn't have the money for the makeup. There are a couple of competing theories as to why:

      1.) Different race of the klingon empire which held power at that time OR the only one the enterprise ran into. Makes sense, after all klingon space is roughly 3,000 light-years across or so.

      2.) Genetic Manipulation. This one was proposed somewhere and holds the most weight. The klingons might have genetically altered themselves so as to look more humanlike allowing to inflitrate human worlds more easily or to confuse them, etc. Of course, this isn't very honorable which is why worf says"doesn't discuss it with outsiders". Plausable.

      Any other explanations are probably bunk. It is established that Khaless (the orignal klingon leader-god-guy) looked like the 'modern' klingons so we know that it wasn't a plague, or some sort of genetic reversal, etc, etc ad nausem.

      Wait a second. I'm a total geek. I just wrote like 4 paragraphs on star trek. Oh boy.

    13. Re:Question! by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      The official story (despite what others have stated) is that the Klingon's always looked the way they do (did?) in the movies, Next Generation, DS9, Voyager and Enterprise it's just that they weren't acuratly represented in the Original Series. (budget and makeup not being up to today's state of the art) The authors of some of the Star Trek books attempted to explain this by saying that either the Klingon Empire was made up of many conquered races and that the original Klingon's were just one of the various races that made up the Empire (versus the Imperial Klingon race with the head ridges), or that the altered appearance of the new Klingon's was the result of genetics gone wrong. Michael Dorn's remark in that DS9 episode was just a poke of fun at the bruja that everyone makes over this.

      It does in fact rather annoy me that the Enterprise series does in many ways seem to rewrite Star Trek history as we have always known it.

    14. Re:Question! by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The real reason is that they just did it because they could (higher budget) in the first movie, then were stuck with it for all the other movies, and never came up with a good backstory.

      And Worf's comment is probably as much a tongue-in-cheek response from the producers as anything else. I'll bet it was actually directed at all the geeks who keep asking about this. It's amazing how much this gets discussed, because it's really a non-issue.

      I once saw some Trek documentary where one of the makeup people said he preferred Klingon episodes to Romulan/Vulcan episodes because of "all those damn ears". However, by the time of the movies they could afford to make the races actually look a little different. So they sacrificed continuity for production values. Simple, no?

      I always thought part of the genius of Star Wars is how in the cantina scene, so many of the aliens are totally non-humanoid. But it doesn't matter- they're sitting there playing poker, and Luke doesn't seem to notice that some of these things don't have arms. Alien races actually have a true diversity of forms, even if the humans are running things. It's a far cry from ST, where nearly everything is either humanoid or something amorphous.

      While I'm at it, Vernor Vinge's books are some of the best depictions I've ever seen of non-humanoid races in human terms.

    15. Re:Question! by NanoGator · · Score: 3

      It was just a joke, dudes. Star Trek writers are capable of explaining anything, even if it means inventing words. It's meant to irritate all the Star Trek fans out there who nitpick the shit out of the show.

      I think it's their way of saying "Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, you should really just replax."

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    16. Re:Question! by orcrist · · Score: 2

      The explanation I remember, is the one I think I got out of 'The Final Reflection' by John Ford, which is considered by many to be one of the best Star Trek books written.

      The explanation is that the Klingons have an Imperial (pure) race (like Whorf) which at the time of the original series was never seen by Aliens, and mixed breed races who were lower caste but allowed to 'mingle' with other races. The Klingons in the old series were Klingon/Human hybrids.

      This book had a lot more than that too, and it was the main inspiration for the whole Klingon language, culture, etc. craze, being as it was the first look at Klingons from the 'inside'. If you ever decide to read one Star Trek Book, then make this the one. In fact, I haven't read it in years, and now I'm feeling the urge to go dig it up again...

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    17. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theory: Skull reduction was used as a taunt to enemies, as if to say, 'even with this fragile skull you don't have a chance against me'. The practice was discontinued eventually due to the unpleasant similarity in appearance to humans. Eventually anyone who didn't have the surgery reversed would be derisively called a 'human'. The fact that the more fragile cranium was also more easily damaged could have been a factor as well, but that would never be admitted, since that was the point of the cranial reduction surgery in the first place, a 'break my skull if you can, look I've made it easy for you' taunt.

    18. Re:Question! by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Or maybe there was a short lived fad where Klingons sanded down their skulls. Maybe it's the Klingon equivalent of bell-bottoms.

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    19. Re:Question! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Hmm wasn't the Klingon off-shoot race was called the Dinghal Bah'rie?

    20. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alien races actually have a true diversity of forms, even if the humans are running things. It's a far cry from ST, where nearly everything is either humanoid

      More and more that's been bugging me. It's not even so much that, but the fact that they'll throw a few bumps or spots on someone and bam, they're an alien. I know it probaly has more to do with budgets than anything, but if I had to choose betwean a half assed job of making something look non human and no effort at all I'd choose the latter. I mean seriously, how closly related are we to chimps and look how different we look. Even given the usual trek answer that most life evovled from a common bipedal ancestor we shouldn't even be looking as alike as we do to a monkey to these aliens. Posted anonymously to protect myself from the bad juju that badmouthing trek on the internet can provide.

    21. Re:Question! by topham · · Score: 2

      There is no established Trek History.

      It's SCIENCE FICTION.

    22. Re:Question! by vofka · · Score: 1

      It's SCIENCE FICTION.

      Valid point - however, for any fiction to be good fiction, a few key ingredients are required - one of which is proper continuity of storyline... If there is no 'Established History', then by implication, there can be no Continuity.

      I know fine well the difference between fact and fiction - but nevertheless, fiction is much more enjoyable when it is conststant!

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    23. Re:Question! by sconeu · · Score: 2

      My personal guess is that Klingons are allergic to tribbles.

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    24. Re:Question! by topham · · Score: 2

      oh, I agree in many ways. I'm a big science fiction fan fan. But the harpin gover the difference in Klingons is downright amusing.

      A friend of mine used to harp about the differences in the spaceships too.

      bah, enjoy the damn story and move on.

    25. Re:Question! by Fesh · · Score: 2

      "I always thought part of the genius of Star Wars is how in the cantina scene, so many of the aliens are totally non-humanoid. But it doesn't matter- they're sitting there playing poker, and Luke doesn't seem to notice that some of these things don't have arms. Alien races actually have a true diversity of forms, even if the humans are running things. It's a far cry from ST, where nearly everything is either humanoid or something amorphous."

      I think the thing that bothers me the most about ST and the proliferation of the humanoid form-factor is that all these disparate "alien" races interbreed rather freely. Not being a trekkie, I'm not up on whatever bizarre explaination has been cooked up for that one...

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    26. Re:Question! by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I really, really can't believe that no one else knows this.
      In 2242, the federation whipped klingon butt at the battle of Donatu; this caused the klingon empire to reach out for allies, the best choice was the romulans.
      in 2268, the Klingon Empire had been, in effect, subjugated by the Romulan Empire; most of the higher class Klingons were Romulan / Klingon hybrids. This state of affairs is reflected on screen by the romulans adopting the warbird ship configuration.
      The ethnic pure Klingons were 2nd class citizens, and didn't travel in space during this period.
      The alliance ended in 2271 following a property dispute.
      The entire Romulan episode, aside from a highly sanitized version, was expunged from Klingon history.
      It is VERY sad that I know this.

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    27. Re:Question! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      The low brows and cranial ridge is likely inspired by early humans... the cranial ridge works great for eating by securing the muscles for the jaw....

    28. Re:Question! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Could this be the "truth"?

      Many theories above....

    29. Re:Question! by An+Onimous+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      This is a non-canon (unofficial ST universe) response

      I once read a comic waaay back before ST:TNG where they gave a rather clever solution to the problem... i remember it imperfectly so its either:
      The smooth foreheaded Klingons were an inbred or genetically-enhanced Aristocratic breed, who were overthrown by their enslaved rugged-forehead Klingons.

      Or else....
      The rugged forehead guys were a genetic mutation becoming more prevalant in Klingon society, crowding out and dominating the TOS smooth-headed Klingons due to superior strength etc.

      I think the latter was the version i read, even though Kahless (in ST:TNG) was shown to be rugged-headed when cloned from ancient DNA. Be aware this comic was set before TNG tho....

      Can hardly remember the comic storyline, but it involved Kirk and Co. teaming up with the TOS Klingons against the Movie/TNG Klingons because of some super weapons....

    30. Re:Question! by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      They're probably just half-breeds of various sorts. Suppose some noble klingon family had a bit of human blood in there somewhere, would they care to admit it? The worse problem is how come we keep only ever seeing one type of klingon... but we all know that that's due to the makeup artitsts, not klingon proto-history :] If all else fails they can just say "the Q did it" or somesuch...

    31. Re:Question! by T-Kir · · Score: 1

      I have a big feeling that this is where the Suliban are going to play out.

      Since they are so obsessed with Genetic Engineering (hmm, a connection with Khan and the Eugenics Wars), and they have a desire to destablise the Klingon Empires' stability... that could be a way for them to do so (and also corroborate Dr. Bashirs question to Worf).

      By the way, rock on with the Romulan Wars on Enterprise... I can't wait to see how that plays out.

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    32. Re:Question! by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Nitpicking is how some people enjoy stories. Because they like to pick apart details doesn't mean they don't like it, trust me.

    33. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean a life like yours, or should we emulate someone more interesting?

    34. Re:Question! by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      By the way, rock on with the Romulan Wars on Enterprise... I can't wait to see how that plays out.


      Am I the only nerd who has stopped watching that series out of total disgust?

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    35. Re:Question! by Boyceterous · · Score: 1

      Worf actually says, "We do not speak of it." Klingons do not use contractions! Contractions are without honor.

    36. Re:Question! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      My theory is that there was a ritual back then where Klingon children were punished by having their brow ridges bashed in. It soon became a sign of wimp-hood to have "unpunished" brow ridges, so kids made sure they got into enough trouble to have them totally flattened.

      After a while, the fad fell out of style, especially as different punishment tactics were used, such as pain sticks.

    37. Re:Question! by T-Kir · · Score: 1

      Nope, there are lots of peeps who have stopped watching it, but I'll be giving it a season or two more before I fully decide.

      There have been some very strong eps, but equally some crap ones.. but if you look back to TNG, their success mainly came from season 3+

      As far as series go, at least Ent is fleshing out a bit better than Voyager.. but I'm still not happy that most of the Voyager peeps are helming Ent, so we'll see.

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    38. Re:Question! by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

      The prevalence of the numanoid form was explained in an TNG episode where they were chasing after a message encoded in DNA or some such thing. The message turned out to be from a race of progenitors who seeded the galaxy with life and specifically intelligent things that looked like them. Of course they happend to look like humans.

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    39. Re:Question! by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

      God damn it. I actually used google to check "progenitors" and "specifically", and then I miss "numanoid" ! Obviously, its supposed to be humanoid.

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    40. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not real?!!!

    41. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought a nice answer to the two questions: 1) Why did the Klingon appearance change?, and 2) Why did the Klingons hate the Tribbles so much that they hunted them down and obliterated them?, would have been that the Tribbles were the source of a virus which caused the Klingon appearance to be permanently altered.

    42. Re:Question! by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      In TOS, they had no real budget for makeup effects. In TNG, DS9, et al, they did. They never considered that the fans would ask why the Klingon appearance changed, and the writers of Enterprise may not have taken even a moment to consider the inconsistency. Don't hold your breath waiting for an official answer. Gene Roddenberry isn't here any more to write one.

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    43. Re:Question! by paulydavis · · Score: 1

      Problem is in Deep Space nine; Kalos (spelling unsure) is ridged (well the clone is) butt, in the episode were Kirk, thanks to some rock people, fight Kalos who is quite human looking. (Episode is also with Lincoln) Interesting enough, also is the fact that Scotty says "they are all notorious evil figures in history" while later the klingons are more like noble savages. (The orginans said they will work together one day (remember the cold war)). Anyway the point is star trek is full of constituency problems.

    44. Re:Question! by paulydavis · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention no other movie I know do I go around for years quoting the dialog with friends (except maybe caddy shack) the portrayal of Kahn should have been a best actor award!

    45. Re:Question! by xA40D · · Score: 1

      But didn't Michael Ansara play Kang in both the TOS (without ridges) and DS9 (with ridges)? So the two races idea is a non-starter

      The differance was always explained to me as cosmetic surgery as Klingon honour stated "Never show your enemy your true face".

      But my opinion is....

      Why the hell should we care?

      TOS was great. NG was great. DS9 had it's high points. Voyager was mostly pants. Enterprise is fantastic.

      The fact that cross show continuity takes second place to the story is a good thing. So why a good deal of ST fandom insist upon it I have no idea.

      I only hope the "Temporal Cold War" plot in Enterprise changes the "future" so ST is not held back by the constraints of what's gone before.

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    46. Re:Question! by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      But if the Imperial race wasn't allowed to interact with aliens, how did the "mixed-breed" subraces come to be? I mean, some Imperial Klingon must have gone against Imperial law to produce the first Klingon-Human hybrid; are we supposed to believe that the Imperials entrusted the diplomatic well-being of their race to this illegal bastard?

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    47. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, numanoids are fans of a particularly dreadful British pop star of the early eighties: Gary Numan.

    48. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even science fiction has to maintain continuity to keep
      the fans happy.
      You ppatakk!!!!!!!

    49. Re:Question! by aedan · · Score: 1

      >>the proliferation of the humanoid form-factor

      This was part of Roddenberry's pitch to the production company. He suggested that similar conditions (class M planets) would result in similar organisms.

      This would save money on makeup.

      aedan

    50. Re:Question! by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


      Met Traficant?

      Waiting..........Submiting

    51. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is established that Khaless (the orignal klingon leader-god-guy) looked like the 'modern' klingons
      Actually, the original series episode "The Savage Curtain" also featured (an alien-create replica of) Kahless, and he of course looked like the 'old' (human-style) Klingons.
    52. Re: Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hab SoSlI' Quch?
      Oh man... :-D

    53. Re:Question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa whoa whoa. For some reason that I cannot back up with a reference (my specialty was TNG, and that was when I was 14 and the series ended [Berman = Evil]), I'm pretty sure the old Klingons were just cosmetically modified temporarily to interact with humans because it was felt the humans would receive them better. This sounds pretty good and except for the guy a few posts down with the exact chronology and the suggestion of Romulan interbreeding at the higher levels, very plausable. I'd say the interbreeding sounds the best, though neither of the explanations deal with the inconsistancy of Khaless in Savage Curtain, Worf's little cast iron dudes struggling, and his return as a clone.

    54. Re:Question! by Sanction · · Score: 1

      Now, knowing how priorities run, are you really surprised that the invention of the universal translator was followed by the universal copulator?

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    55. Re:Question! by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Short answer: read the book. I haven't read it in over 10 years, so the details are really hazy.

      Not so short answer: They kept slaves; the interaction I meant was free aliens. Regarding diplomacy, the Klingons didn't believe in diplomacy in the conventional sense. Like I said though, read the book rather than rely on my very poor memory of it ;-)

      -chris

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  14. The Good and the Bad by standards · · Score: 2

    I was never a big Star Trek fan, but I saw many of the movies as a kid. I only really remember two of the movies.

    Without a doubt, the best one was "Kahn". Ricardo Montalban did an amazing job, and the details of his performance are still with me 20 years later.

    I remember one other Star Trek movie - the one with the whales. Now I like whales and all, but that movie totally sucked ... it went from Science Fiction to Freakin' Stupid Fiction.

    It sucked so bad that I remember it. It would have been better if they had a role for Tattoo in there.

    1. Re:The Good and the Bad by DrVxD · · Score: 2

      > the one with the whales
      That would be Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

      > It would have been better if they had a role for Tattoo in there.
      Who?

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    2. Re:The Good and the Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, #4 was a baddie. It was great to see it in the theatre in Southern Alberta when it came out, just to witness the audience's reaction when Kirk quipped about Spock having done too much LDS in the 60's.

      That was when I first truly understood the term "Nervous Laughter", with about 1/2 the people in the theatre having done a little too much LDS themselves...

      (Southern Alberta in Canada is home to a large number of people also found in large numbers in Utah).

    3. Re:The Good and the Bad by dswensen · · Score: 2

      "Now I like whales and all, but that movie totally sucked ... it went from Science Fiction to Freakin' Stupid Fiction."

      I disagree, for these reasons:

      Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
      James Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
      Spock: Yes.
      James Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.

      Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
      Gillian: I suppose they told you that.
      Spock: The hell they did.

      Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
      Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.

  15. So which spelling is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly I don't mean to troll, but it seems to me like the editors need a bit of consistency here. Khan or Kahn? Pick one and stick with it! Sheesh.

    1. Re:So which spelling is it? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Khan or Kahn? Pick one and stick with it! Sheesh.

      Okay, "Kon".

      Now go home.

  16. Why? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Was Khan malfunctioning?

  17. August 6th? by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 2

    Weeird, I just got it yesterday from the local 7-11.

    Proof?
    http://www3.telus.net/adamonline/StarTre k2.jpg

    Of course, I got LOTR then too.
    http://www3.telus.net/adamonline/LOTR.jpg
    h ttp://www3.telus.net/adamonline/LOTR2.jpg

    I'm thinking someone ****ed up in my favor..like Monopoly banks except better :)

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    1. Re:August 6th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get them? I assume that by hosting them on a Telus server your're somewhere in Western Canada. Hopefully the lower mainland, If I'm real lucky you got them from Future Shop. Care to confirm?

    2. Re:August 6th? by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      ...

      you can buy dvd's at 7-Eleven?

      Weird.

  18. Re:What!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ST2:TWoK rocks. It had suspense, a halfway "logical" script, and tragedy.

    All the other movies besides the first one just look like beefed up half-ass tv episodes looking to make a quick buck off the guillable but loyal Star Trek fan base.

  19. Khaaaaaannnn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Khaaaaaannnn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahaha! mod this up!

    2. Re:Khaaaaaannnn! by mtec · · Score: 1

      Gosh! That's scary!

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  20. From where exactly? by Critical_ · · Score: 1

    Do you have any extra copies you want to sell?

    1. Re:From where exactly? by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 1

      Critical_ wrote "Do you have any extra copies you want to sell? "

      Sorry, the only people I buy movies for are me ;) I'm sure you can wait the extra week for them to come out :) Besides, you can see how much I paid for them, kinda makes ripping you off almost criminal...

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  21. A little program for you, oh person who reads /. by PFactor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sub Pot()

    For i = Hypocrite.Lbound to Hypocrite.Ubound
    Call Kettle("Black")
    Next i

    End Sub

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  22. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by oni · · Score: 1

    wow, basic.
    nice

  23. The Decline of Star Trek by Oliver+Newland · · Score: 1

    As evidenced by my SAT score, I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent person. But I cannot force myself to watch the dredge that is referred to as Star Trek. Personally, I liked episodes 4,5, and 6; the new episodes: 1 and 2, are especially disheartening. Hopefully, Star Trek will improve in episode 3.

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    1. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on the SAT score.
      Too bad nobody asked you whether George Lucas filmed Star Trek.

      I hope for your sake you're trolling with sarcasm, because switching Star Wars and Star Trek is the oldest sign of a non-geek in the book.

    2. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a 1600 on the SATs.

      They need to add an option to the mod categories. "Fuckin show off llama" has a nice ring to it.

    3. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only response this merits is: Idiot! You may be intelligent, but when was the last time you looked outside your cocoon?

    4. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by screwballicus · · Score: 1

      You may exist on a plain high above all the plebian swine who don't get 1600 on their SAT scores (I'm not even sure what '1600' implies as I'm not American) but you sure don't seem to know what 'dredge' means. A 'dredge' is, in my experience, a barge for clearing earth or sand from banks and shoals to allow boats to dock or pass. So I'm assuming that's not what you're talking about.

      You were probably thinking of the word 'dreck' which is something media critics who get 1600 on their SAT scores use to refer to phenomena to the interest in which they have become immunised as a result of their hopeless transcendence over the tastes of the filthy, uncouth masses.

    5. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      hear hear!

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    6. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its the fact that I only got 1300 on my SAT's, but for some reason I don't remember Star Trek starting with Episode 4. Maybe you were thinking of some other "Star" francise?

    7. Re:The Decline of Star Trek by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

      Right. Star *Search*. Episode IV: A New Hope, with it's unforgettable climax of Luke Walkersky and Garth Evader doing a duet on "The Good Ship Lollypop." Launched the careers of Ed MacMahon, Billy Dee Williams and K-9 from Doctor Who, too.

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  24. Best In Living Color Skit Ever by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    The Wrath of Farrakhan That is all.

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  25. The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by Rat's_ass_donor · · Score: 1

    ...is that it *was* one of the best among major characters in the Trek movies. Although hammy and employing considerable scenery-chewing, Montalban was almost subtle compared to Shatner's various performances.

    The fact that ST II is arguably still the best Trek movie is another source of shame.

    1. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "The fact that ST II is arguably still the best Trek movie is another source of shame. "

      You might enjoy the movies more if you watched them fewer than 100 times each.

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    2. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100 times each? Does that post make you a "shithead" too?

    3. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "100 times each? Does that post make you a "shithead" too? "

      Lol, no.
      I've actually heard of people who have claimed to have seen each ST and SW movie at least 100 times.

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      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by Rat's_ass_donor · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I re-read my original post a few times, and I still can't see where you'd get the idea that I've seen these movies "100 times each." Once or twice is more than enough to judge a movie, in experience. In the case of ST II, I've probably seen it three times.

      And even if your guess was correct, your argument still doesn't hold water. How could anyone watch a movie umpteen times without finding it enjoyable?

    5. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "And even if your guess was correct, your argument still doesn't hold water. How could anyone watch a movie umpteen times without finding it enjoyable? "

      The basic point I was making was that some people have a way of overanalyzing the shit out of any movie until they don't like it anymore.

      However, that did not really apply in your case. I think lumped your post in with somebody else's and misunderstood the point. Didn't realize that until you responded and I reread your post. I apologize, error on my part.

      Cheers.

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      "Derp de derp."
    6. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by bellings · · Score: 1

      "Lol, no."

      ROFLMAO, yes.

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    7. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that was thought provoking. I feel like im in an AOL chatroom. Heh

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  26. TWOK Directors cut out now... by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    8/6? Just bought it at the local Wal-Mart. I wonder if someone sold it before they were allowed to...

    It's awesome to have all the deleted scenes in it, in high quality. FYI, most of the additions are bits that were shown on ABC when they would televise the movie, but was never on the VHS or original DVD version.

    The interviews with the set designers, ILM, and the director, Nicholas Meyer are VERY nice, and very well done.

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  27. I'll save this stupid thread! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny
    "But I cannot force myself to watch the dredge that is referred to as Star Trek. Personally, I liked episodes 4,5, and 6; the new episodes: 1 and 2, are especially disheartening. Hopefully, Star Trek will improve in episode 3."


    Partick Stewart had a much better variation of this joke. Here's his quote from Saturday Night Live:
    I have no illusions why I'm here tonight.
    It's because of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
    (applause)
    Well, thank you very much, but I have a confession to make. When I was first given the role of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I pretended to take it all in my stride; I was so cool in interviews;
    I claimed never to have seen the original classic Trek. But, it was all an act, because inside, I was so ecstatic... I was delirious... You see, not only am i probably the biggest Star Trek fan of all time, but well, as my friends can tell you, I am virtually an encyclopedia of Star Trek facts and trivia.

    Well now, for example, listen: Here's a fact I bet you don't know. On the original show, the name of the space ship was not the "Star Trek"! No, no, it was in fact, the "Enterprise". Now that's true.

    Now, all right, here's another one: Everyone knows that the part of Captain James M. Kirk was played by William Shiner. Then of course later he was to become very famous as the Six Million Dollar Man. But how many of you here know which actor played the chief medical officer, Dr. McCray, who was of course otherwise known as Boney? You give up, don't you? Well that was Forest D. Kelley.

    Well perhaps you knew that one, but can you name to me the ship's other medical officer... you see, because of course, there were two. You see, you're stumped. You are forgetting Dr. Spock. Now you remember, right? He was the pointy eared creature, you know? Half human, half volcano, and he was forever tormenting old Boney with his cold volcano logic, and uh...

    All right.. here's another bit of trivia. Did you know that another Star Trek character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television? Anyway, being the Star Trek trivia maniac that I am, well you can imagine my feelings when I first learned that I won the role of Captain Picard. I felt a kinship, you know, with all those unforgettable legendary chartacters... Kirk, Boney, and especially Spock, and I even know... well I wrote a note to Leonard Fortnoy, but I guess he never received it. Anyway, Leonard, if you're watching, this is for you.

    Outer space: the last frontier. These are the trips of the Star Trek Enterprise. Its five year plan calls for us to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly fly where no man has gone in space.

    Live long (boy scout sign), and be happy.
    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:I'll save this stupid thread! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Ok... that is #3 on the list of funny SNL/Trek skits.

      Number one is the "Get A Life" skit... of course.

      But number two maybe a little more obscure. It's the one about the Democratic Primary in '92... Clinton smashes the podium... CLASSIC! It was the opener on the show that night.

      The only site I could find on it. Wish I had the mpeg link.[hint, hint]

      I still catch it (and laugh) on Comedy Central... thank God.

    2. Re:I'll save this stupid thread! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Number one is the "Get A Life" skit... of course.
      Nah...number one is the orignal "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" one where the NBC execs board the Enterprise to cancel the show. John Belushi as Kirk, Chevy Chase as Spock..."I want my ears back!"
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  28. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok lets see how far we can take this... how about Java!

    public class Hypocrite extends Ego inherits Childhood.Issues
    {
    public void Complaint()
    {
    for(I; I > You; I++)
    super.Kettle("Black");
    }
    }

    Yeah I know I didn't define I or You. Eh the joke works better in Basic.. :P

  29. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Eh the joke works better in Basic.

    Like this?

    10 LET POT$="black"
    20 LET KETTLE$=POT$
    30 PRINT POT$, KETTLE$
    40 GOTO 10


    ~Philly

  30. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "wow, basic."

    VISUAL Basic...

  31. Star Trek Movie Memories by dweezle · · Score: 2

    Shatner wrote(!?) two fairly amusing books, 1 about making the series and one about the movies. They have lots about the politics and arguments that were part of the process of making the movies and TV series. Lots of quotes and interviews as well as, somewhat self-serving. explininations, reasons why the movies weren't what they should have been.

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    1. Re:Star Trek Movie Memories by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* explininations, reasons why the movies weren't what they should have been. *)

      At a Trek convention, Shatner told the audience that Final Frontier cooincided with a union strike of some sort, and so they couldn't get the special effects they wanted. He suggested that there was an internal battle as wether to wait for the better effects team, or release it by a given deadline.

  32. Re:The Good and the Bad QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude,

    LSD = D-lysergic acid diethylamide, which people did in the 60s

    LDS = Latter Day Saints, which people have done since about the 1860s

  33. Re:What!? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    "actually, Star Trek V, the one that Shatner wrote and directed, is by far the worst."

    Shatner was not to blame for STV's failure. (entirely, anyway...)

    STV was filmed during an actor's guild strike of some sorts. Not only did this affect the budget of the movie, but it also affected their ability to get some talent they needed. For example, ILM wasn't around to do the visual effects this time of round.

    Lots of changes had to be made to the script in order to accomodate the lack of things (like some rock creatures) showing up in the movie. It became a hobbled mess.

    Is it Shatner's fault that the movie sucked? Not really, no. If the movie didn't have those problems, would it have been good? Hard to say. Probably not, from what I've read. It's probable that the first movie would be considered the worst, though. (I think it is anyway, but what do I know?)

    I think it was the book 'The Art of Star Trek' that explained what happened in 5, if anybody's curious. That book's seriously cool if you're interested in all the work they did to make those movies. You'd be surprised.

  34. Re:The Good and the Bad QWZX by heptapod · · Score: 1

    LDS, a joke from Star Trek IV: Save the Whales where Kirk said Spock did a little too much LDS back in college or the sixties when the audience knew he meant LSD.

  35. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Visual basic - named so because you can SEE how stupid it is

  36. Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by geoswan · · Score: 2
    The first Star Trek movie: "Star Trek: the Motionless Picture" cost $35,000,000. This was expensive for films back then. My understanding was that it was a financial disaster. So Star Trek 2 was made on the cheap. My recollection was that, at the time ST:TMP was said to have cost $48,000,000, and that ST:TWOK cost just $6,000,000. But the imdb says $11,000,000.

    I am going to put a spoiler in a followup article...

    1. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by geoswan · · Score: 2
      spoilers!

      I liked that Spock died. I saw the film at a Saturday Matinee, in a theatre filled with teenage boys. I heard a moan of distress as the kids figured out Spock was really going to die. I heard a murmur sweep through the theatre. "Spock can't die! Spock can't die!"

      I chortled. "Grow up kids. Live with it. It is like real life." I honoured the film for flouting the convention that a major character couldn't die.

      Well, it turns out the kids were right, and I was wrong. It turned out Spock couldn't die.

    2. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Spock couldn't die because there was still some money to be made.

      "Live with it kid, it's Hollywood."

    3. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I chortled. "Grow up kids. Live with it. It is like real life." I honoured the film for flouting the convention that a major character couldn't die.

      And they un-flouted it by bringing him back to life using odd sci-fi excuses (cloning and then a vulcan re-upload meld, as if restoring a replacement hard-drive from a backup.)

    4. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by admiralh · · Score: 1

      In the late 70's, Paramount was going to launch a new TV network, using a new Star Trek TV series with all the original cast except Leonard Nimoy. The plans for the network fell though, so they decided to make a movie, and and then convinced Nimoy to be in it. In a fit of creative accounting, Paramount took the costs involved in starting up the network and included them in the cost for making ST:TMP. So that $48M figure is somewhat inflated.

      --
      Hopelessly pedantic since 1963.
    5. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by cgleba · · Score: 2

      That surprises me a lot. I'll have to look into that. Personally I think that WOC had the best ship-scene special-effects of any of the Star Trek movies. Look at the ship in WOC and then look at it in TMP. It is hard to beleive that the former was cheaper.

      For that matter I like the special effects in WOC better then even the latest Star Wars movies. Somthing about the CGI that always makes everything look like round molded plastic which feels so cheap and fake. Miniturized models still look the most realistic to me.

      I agree with one of the previos posters. Wrath of Khan was an awesome movie and the best of all the Trek movies and like many others, I continue to go to Trek movies *hoping* that they do somthing close to WOC. I don't think it will ever happen again, though :(.

    6. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      dd if=/dev/spock of=/dev/mccoy

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      Why not fork?
    7. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I remember chanting "Spock is dead, deal with it!" in college...

      My favourite production note is that they could only get Nimoy to commit if they killed Spock. He hated the make-up. It was painful. He wanted out, so they wrote the script around this.

      As soon as the death scene was done, and everybody was happy to be done with the movie, Nimoy said something like "That was fun. I can't wait until the next one!"

      You can imagine the panicked reaction in the production team one they realised he wasn't kidding! They quickly added the "Remember" mini-scene, and sat down trying to puzzle out a screenplay that would let them bring back Spock...

    8. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by cthulhubob · · Score: 2

      > Look at the ship in WOC...

      > I like the special effects in WOC...

      > Wrath of Khan was an awesome movie...

      Ok, you know how to spell "Khan", so I've *got* to ask...

      What the hell is "WOC"? Wrath of Cgleba?

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  37. Wrong car by kevcol · · Score: 1

    Note to older slashdotter who mixed up his car history:

    Ricardo didn't do Volare commercials he did the Chrysler Cordoba. The Volare was produced under the Plymouth name and was mostly the same car as the Dodge Aspen. Neither were the same body/car as Cordoba. And neither had rich Corinthian leather.

    1. Re:Wrong car by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Oops, You're right; it was Sergio Franchi who did the Volare commercials. Well, they're both dark-haired guys with great tans. :)

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    2. Re:Wrong car by kevcol · · Score: 1

      I was in Italy once and a group of guys there at a bar broke into 'Volare'- I sang with them for the chorus but was embarrased when the only words I knew were from the commercial! :-) "Come ride, Volare today! Ride bold, the comfortable way!"

  38. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 1

    : hypocrite ( s -- s s ) dup .s ;

  39. Great PIC! by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has to be the greatest!

    I know it's a bad one but it's true:

    About two weeks ago in the grocery store my girlfriend and I were in the store, she was looking to get some hotdogs to grill and she was shouting down the isle which to get... so I shouted back to her:

    KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNSSSSS!

    Needless to say it made my day... everyone thought I was a moron.

    1. Re:Great PIC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er. Kahns? I've never heard of that brand before.

      Which hotdog did you want? Ones made from ground up Ricardo Montablan?

      People taste like bacon.

    2. Re:Great PIC! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's a local thing... maybe I am spelling it wrong.

    3. Re:Great PIC! by JordanH · · Score: 2

      Kahn's used to be a regional brand in the midwest, but I see that they now say that they are marketed in all 50 states.

      I remember well the ad campaigns when I was a kid. Kahn's - The Weiner the World Awaited.

    4. Re:Great PIC! by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

      Careful! Don't mod me up because you think I'm Jordan Hubbard [slashdot.org]. I'm not he!

      For a moment there I though you were William Gibson. But that was another thread.

  40. Xenophobia by Eric+Lai · · Score: 1

    When the original series was created, the US was still fairly locked into "Yellow Peril" due to the last World War. Yellow Peril refers to the Fu Manchu representation of asians, like in the Flash Gordon series. Asians made convenient villains during those times.

    If you notice, both the Romulans and Klingons had a very stereotypical Oriental look to them in the original series.

    Times of course have changed, and the producers of the Star Trek movies and later series had to deal with the fact that making the Klingons have that patently "Oriental" look would be negatively received.

    Hope this isn't a "duh" for y'all, and it certainly doesn't answer the original question, but it's something to make you go "hmm..."

  41. Yikes! by puto · · Score: 1

    What episode is that creature from holding the movie up?

    Damn trekkies always getting dressed up.

    --
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  42. THREAD GOOD! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2
    Ok, I'm sorry.... I forgot one (and how could I?)

    So how would your rate this one:

    Script should be here, instead visit here
    Teaser:
    Dr. McCoy: Forget it, Bill. We lost. It's over. Are you coming, Leonard? [ Spock attempts nerve pinch on Dr. McCoy ] Knock it off, you joker!

    Captain Kirk: Wait, Mr. Spock! We have yet to try Vulcan mind meld, where you actually enter the alien's brain, merge with his intelligence and read his thoughts.

    Mr. Spock: I entered Mr. Goodman's mind while you were talking to Dr. McCoy, Captain. [ Curtis enters and pries the set apart with a crowbar ] It was all.. all dark and empty in there. And.. and there were little mice in the corners and spiders had spun this web..

    Captain Kirk: Spock!

    Mr. Spock: I kept bumping my head on the ceiling, and once..

    Captain Kirk: Snap out of it, Spock!

    Mr. Spock: [ with a shudder ] It's okay, Captain.. I'm alright now.
  43. Give Nicholas Meyer his job back by dswensen · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's my personal opinion that Nicholas Meyer is almost single-handedly responsible for the "even numbered Trek movies = good" trend.

    Nicholas Meyer wrote and directed Trek II, (co)wrote Trek IV, and directed Trek VI. People who go on about the Moby Dick allegory in First Contact seem to forget that that was first ripped off in II, with Khan as Ahab and Captain Kirk as the great white whale -- a fitting role for Shatner if there ever was one, right? (Oh, come on, what's a Trek post without a mean jab at Shatner?) I think Meyer is half the reason that Trek movies are still getting made at all.

    This is the man they should have given the reins of the badly ailing Trek franchise to. Not, for God's sake, John "The Time Machine / Gladiator / BATS!" Logan. Oh yeah, and the Nemesis director's hasn't got a great pedigree, either.

    Free Nicholas Meyer!

  44. In other news by los+furtive · · Score: 2

    I have it from a reliable source that Darth Vader is Luke's father.

    --

    I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

  45. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Visual basic - named so because you can SEE how stupid it is"

    Actually VB is pretty cool. It's a pity that Windows doesn't come with it. If it did, then we'd have a handy, easy-to-use app generator. It's pretty cool that I can quickly write apps with useful interfaces to assist with my day to day chores.

  46. Re:What!? by bluethundr · · Score: 1

    You've got to be kidding me! There's no way you could seriously believe that to be a flame-retardent post! Even Shatner concedes that V was not a good movie and it was his baby! And there's no denying that V is the most embarassingly bad of the lot! I mean, c'mon...an aged Uhura dancing around in her underwear like she was some 20 year old stripper...*cringe*

    It is popularly conceded that TWoK is the *BEST* Trek made, and for once I agree with the majority. It was the film they used as the standard to live up to in the soon to be released Trek : Nemesis. (time will tell if they got it right.)

    Gimme a freakin' break already...

    --
    Quod scripsi, scripsi.
  47. The Eugenics Wars by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

    There is an excellent pair of books by Greg Cox titled, The Eugenics Wars: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonian Sighn. The two books follow the life of Khan through the eyes of Gary Seven and his assistant Roberta, from the original series Assignment: Earth. Both of the books are very funny, with tie-ins not only to each Star Trek series's sojurns into the 21st century, but just about every other sci-fi, series around.

  48. Jesus Rocks! by WilyKit · · Score: 0
    Must be a nice change from selling Jesus Rocks. If you watch USA on cable late nights you might catch one of his infomercials for these things.
    "The stones are not only symbols of Jesus' birth, sacrifice, death and resurrection, they offer a direct connection to Him," said Ricardo Montalban, actor and spokesperson for Nativity Stones. "I cherish my Nativity Cross and ornament for helping me be close to Jesus Christ. My faith in Him has always been a great comfort to me."
    The story on these things is that according to these people Jesus was actually born in a cave instead of in a shed or whatever, and these rocks are from that cave.
  49. AH, Memories by Izanagi · · Score: 1

    Khan always took my lunch money in grade school. The jerk!!!!

    --
    SCO (noun.)- A Slimy Corporate Ogre. Often seeks free money.
  50. Re:The Good and the Bad QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The joke's even funnier if you consider that the Church of Latter Day Saints is sometimes abbreviated as "LDS".

  51. Re:The Good and the Bad QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, you're right. Joke's on me. :)

  52. Time Magazine parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard there was a Time parody about the island state of "San Montalbahn." To show the hyperinflation endemic to such a republic, the 10 peso stamp had a picture of Ricardo Montalbahn from the Chrysler ad, the 1000 peso stamp had Roark, and the billion peso stamp had a picture of Kahn.

  53. Get a Life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "Was
    there any real explanation for why they switched the look of the Klingons in either the Star Trek universe or the real universe (the explanation)? I remember the DS9 episode "Trials and Tribbulations" where they go back to the
    TOS tribble episode and that topic came up, and Worf just said something of the like "it's a complicated matter". Any
    ST experts have an answer?"

  54. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, who cares?

  55. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    So who wnats to try this in Brainfuck... [+].>. damn forget it :)

    --
    Why not fork?
  56. SNL Spoof on Khan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember that skit that had Dana Carvey playing Khan with hockey gloves on! Kiiiirrrrkkk!!!They use the same guy to play Sulu since the original John Belushi sketch :).

  57. You realize this is Star TREK and not Star WARS..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    your post regarding 4, 5, 6 vs. 1, 2, and an upcoming 3 seem to indicate you are a bit confused.

    Don't inhale jimmy... ;)

    -rt

  58. Star Trek II: Space Seed: Lost scenes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. I always thought it was an STD until I read this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Worf said - We don't talk about it - it seemed to me that he was embarrassed, which led me to believe that it was an STD.

    I like this explanation above better --- I always thought that the original Klingons looked a little too similar to the Rom's.

    Meanwhile - thanks to all the above that pointed out that there is indeed larger budgets for special effects for movies in the 80's vs. TV series of the 60's. c'mon people

  60. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Delphi and C++Builder are better. Visual Basic is to programming what Bill Gates is to cool.

  61. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Requiem · · Score: 1

    Jesus fucking Christ, that's Visual Basic! Eww! Here, drink this:

    ?- assert(calls(kettle, black(pot))).

    Yes

    ?- calls(X, black(Z)).

    X = kettle
    Z = pot

    Yes

  62. quoting Khan ;) by mraymer · · Score: 1
    Khan to Checkov and Terrel: Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life from. Charming, isn't it? It killed fifty of my people... including my beloved wife. Oh, not all at once... and not instantly to be sure. You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to ah... suggestion. Later as they... grow... follows madness... and death.

    WHAT? Khan was the VILLIAN? Are you sure?!?! ;)

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  63. You've got to be kidding me by bogie · · Score: 2

    I read through this whole page and there is not one link to a soundbite of Kirk yelling Khaaaaannnnnn.

    For shame. http://www.stinsv.com/MOv/St2/khankhan.wav

    --
    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  64. Why the posted STU explanations are all wrong by SEE · · Score: 2

    It was, of course, the makeup budget changing that made the change happen in the real world. But as far as the Trek Universe goes, the following items have to be explained:

    1) In Enterprise, a century before TOS, Klingons were fully brow-ridged.

    2) In TOS, Klingons looked like humans

    3) TNG Klingons had full brow ridges

    4) In DS9, we met some Klingons who had encountered Kirk. While looking like humans during TOS, they now had full ridges.

    5) Trials & Tribble-ations [DS9] established that the TOS Klingons do not resemble TNG klingons.

    In short, the phenotype of the Klingon race changed between 2160 and 2260; it changed back shortly after 2269 -- and this second change (at least) affected specific, individual Klingons whose appearances changed from the TOS appearance to the TNG one.

    Most STU theories do not explain all five points . The hybrid and faction theories are completely refuted by #4. The argument that we're supposed to pretend that Klingons always looked like TNG Klingons is crushed by #5 making a point of it instead of ignoring it.

    Alternative explanations are, of course, possible, (A Q or other superbeing making a joke/inflicting a punishment? A body-altering biological agent of some sort?) but none has been officially established.

    1. Re:Why the posted STU explanations are all wrong by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      This is probably the easiest explaination, especially based on how often the various races disguised themselves in almost all series ("The Enterprise Incident" and "The Journey to Babel" come to mind). The TOS Klingons were attemting to better interact with the other races, and giving up in disgust.

      This has the advantage of the fact that the Klingons did this to themselves, and why the cosmetic changes were reversed. It's also why the Klingons don't like talking about it, as they see the whole effort as an embarassment ("How could we have been so naive?" some of the older captains say to themselves...).

  65. DOS by screwballicus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    echo off
    if %1==thepot goto thepot else goto end :thepot
    set black=thekettle
    call thekettle %black%
    if not errorlevel 1 set you=hypocrite
    echo %you% :end

  66. ObQuotes by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

    ObSouthPark:
    "Like it says in the bible, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
    "Dude! That's not the Bible, that's Wrath of Khan!"
    "Same thing..."

    ObLarrySanders:
    "Put him on speakerphone! Make him say 'Klingon!'"
    "Hey Bill, uh, we were wondering, um, who were your main enemies on the show?"
    "Well, DeForest Kelley and I had some problems..."

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    Click here if you just like to click on shit.
  67. My beefs with Star Trek II by GORDOOM · · Score: 2
    • Visual effects: There were several places in STII where the visual effects were done very cheaply and very badly. Most notable was the blatant re-use of spacecraft shots from Star Trek I - I mean, not only is a not-under-repair Enterprise in the 'Fleet Yards instead of at Spacedock, but the travel pod was supposed to dock at the torpedo bay, not the cargo/shuttlebay!
      I would honestly prefer to see these shots redone.
    • Dropped scenes: There were several scenes dropped in the theatrical release (but, oddly enough, returned to the film for the small screen) which actually help to move forward the plot. For example, Scotty's grief over Cadet Preston's death only fully makes sense after the revelation earlier in Engineering explaining that Scotty's his uncle. Maybe parts of those scenes should be restored to the movie; I don't know.

    I have no clue what was done with the Director's Release - I haven't seen it yet - but these are the problems I had noticed with the original.

  68. Transwarp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it possible that starfleet had a new ship
    capable of transwarp??
    Didn't the borg introduce transwarp??
    Even the ships on voyageur did not have transwarp.
    -
    Anybody know??
    -
    Also did you know that in Japanese, 'Scotty' in the
    Wrath of Khan is referred to as Mr. Charlie!!!

  69. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    buah hah hah

    like 99 bottles of beer?

    (define hypocracy 100)

    (define (pot call)
    (if (< call hypocracy)
    '()
    (cons '(call kettle black) (pot (- call 1)))))

    (hypocracy 2000)

    ; haven't checked the code though...

  70. Apparently not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine Corinthian Leather ;) I still remember those commercials.

    You don't remember the connercials very well, apparently. It's rich Corinthian Leather.

  71. I'm glad this is finally getting the recognition by krinsh · · Score: 1

    that many Star Trek fans have given it for the past 30 years... it was a great update to the series; much less contrived that the first movie, etc. etc. I hope the influences this movie had on subsequent Trek series is also explored.

    --
    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  72. Its just makeup you idiots! by Snaller · · Score: 2

    There is no "explanation" - they were always supposed to look like that, but they didn't have the makeup ability (or budget) when the original series was made. When they made the movie they had budget and ability and so did it.

    Its doubtfull you could retcon this in any sensible and plausible way

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  73. Not the best trek film.... by Snaller · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ... a good action film perhaps - but not reall a good trek film...

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  74. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not a matter of 'better'. It's a matter of ease of use. I'm not even trying to make a point that VB is superior in terms of capability or efficiency. What VB excels at is creating a quick app with a useful interface to do something simple.

  75. Oh please...give me perl any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foreach $atom (@list) { print $atom; }

    1. Re:Oh please...give me perl any day by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "Oh please...give me perl any day"

      PHP is so much better than perl. I wouldn't use perl to write "Hello World".

  76. Overanalyzing movies... by geoswan · · Score: 2
    The basic point I was making was that some people have a way of overanalyzing the shit out of any movie until they don't like it anymore.

    Set the way back machine to 1983. Superman 3 was in the movie theatres. And there was considerable discussion of it failings on USENET. Devoted fans were criticizing this movie left, right and centre. "C'mon, there is no way Richard Pryor's character could learn enough about computers in a prison rehabilitation program to take over the entire world." Mercifully, I have forgotten the other criticisms.

    One wise guy wrote:

    ...most bogus part of the whole movie was that guy in the funny blue suit and red cape...
  77. Nitpick answered. by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

    Walter Koenig (the actor that played Chekov) has stated that he realised this as well, but that he kept his yap shut so that he wouldn't lose screen time to George Takei (Sulu) through a rewrite.

    Otherwise, as far as nitpicks go, this one is rather minor. Chekov was on the ship (no crew transfers back then, as they wanted to keep the "far from all other ships" feeling), and the meeting was simply off-screen. The end effect is that Khan's memory is even better if he can remember a name mentioned in passing.

    The Wrath of Kahn is a classic collection of things to pick apart (the overly long "sixty seconds", the wandering bloodstain on Kirk's jacket, and many more), but the movie is still the best Star Trek movie made.

  78. and the stupid transporters by hawk · · Score: 2
    They are also a purely budgetary issue--they couldn't afford the special effects to land the ship each week . . .

    The change in the makeup budget is trivial. THe bigger change is that the Klingons changed from Nazi's to Norsemen along the way . . .

    hawk

  79. And they were right.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Yes.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  80. I don't understand. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1, Troll

    Is this the same place where the malign nature of DVDs, region coding and prosecution of people for accessing DVDs they bought is derided?

    If you have to buy crap like Star Trek stuff buy the VHS version or don't buy it at all. Your local cable or satellite company I am sure has enough re-runs of this "masterpiece" for you to record it and archive it for posterity, all this without pandering to the copyright vultures.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  81. Star Trek Appologist Replace Photon Torpedoes by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


    I should write a Slashdot primer sometime for people just entering the community. I'll put as the number one thing to understand is "For some reason people think that the words `that sucks' coming out of their mouths enhances what people think about them."

    V was a pretty good movie.

    Insurrection was a pretty good movie.

    Here's how I rate them without appology. On the scale, ***** being the best of star trek, * being the worst.

    1 ***
    2 *****
    3 ***
    4 *****
    5 ****
    6 **
    7 *
    8 ****
    9 ****

    Five and insurrection were pretty good in my book. No need to appologize for it. I watched them, liked them, and would watch again when the casual opportunity arises.

    Listening to it, the "in depth analysis" I read here is no better then any other topic stimulating group of geeks to slap their tongues against the roofs of their mouths.

    All we need to complete this chest pounding is someone to brag about their SAT score.

    In the end, as has been said about Bond movies, I find bad Star Trek better then your average movie anyway.

  82. Re:What!? by maxcray · · Score: 1

    Uhura in her underwear?!? Now I am going to have to rent it!

  83. That one is easy by Cable · · Score: 0

    What Kirk and the NCC-1701 encountered were Klingon-Human fusions. Not real Klingons but half-Klingons. It seems that the Klingons had a thing for doing it with humans, and created half-Klingon hybirds (You know, like Spock was half-human) who did boarder patrols in the neutral zone. Why let a real Klingon take over the sh*tty jobs when they could let the Half-Klingons do it?

    That and another theory, that the Klingons had mutated due to exposure to the early cloaking devices, and they fixed it in the modern cloaking devices.

    Yet another theory suggests bad special effects and makeup from the 1960's, that was corrected with the Star Trek Movies and TNG and on forward.

    Yet another theory suggests a conspiracy between Q and Trelane, playing jokes on the Klingon Empire. :)