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WA Wins First Case Against Deceptive Spammer

GPFCharlie writes "The Seattle Post-Intelligencer is running this article about the first victory by a US state against a spammer. Apparently the judge ruled that a civil trial was not even necessary, since the state had already proven their case. The law was upheld by the WA Supreme Court and an appeal was turned down by the US Supreme Court. Next phase: penalties. How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?"

251 comments

  1. Was expecting something more like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Police have apprehended the computer and texan governors are lobbying to format it...


    When will computers replace humans?

  2. 5 million hand-written apology letters by bujoojoo · · Score: 0, Interesting

    How about $5 for each offense to be awarded to an Open Source movement?

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    1. Re:5 million hand-written apology letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to: Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!

    2. Re:5 million hand-written apology letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about $5 to everyone who doesn't use opensource?

    3. Re:5 million hand-written apology letters by Stonehand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why the hell should the money go to them? Judging from the article, this has absolutely nothing to do with the "Open Source movement".

      If you want to the state to fund Open Source, for whatever reason, then just like any other special interest group with a pet political agenda you should go talk to your politicians and ask for a law, and be prepared to say why. Or, in states with binding referendums, a public referendum.

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  3. Further Punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Either make them hand deliver each letter...

    or make them LICK the stamps.

    1. Re:Further Punishment by malarkey · · Score: 1

      Make them lick the envelopes.

      And let George Costanza pick out the apology cards.

    2. Re:Further Punishment by Lobsang · · Score: 2

      And them cut his/her hands off, just to be on the safe side that he/she will never send Spam again. :)

    3. Re:Further Punishment by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > or make them LICK the stamps

      No, the envelopes. The envelopes are much worse than the the stamps.
      While you're at it, make them hand-address the envelopes too, with a
      complete (and accurate) return address.

      Alternately, we could make them send each apology individually
      by telnetting into port 80, on a client that doesn't support
      copy and paste. Did I mention the "individually" part, wherein
      only one recipient address may be entered each time the message
      is typed? Just wanted to be clear about that. Extra bonus points
      for making them do it on a laptop keyboard, over a connection with
      a lot of latency.

      In all seriousness, the idea of hand-written apology letters is
      truly wonderful. It says, in essence, "give back the time you
      took from us", which, the cost of bandwidth notwitstanding, is
      the real issue with spam as far as I'm concerned.

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  4. I don't remember... by dokutake · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...being put on your apology letter mailing list!

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    - Peter
  5. YES! by Tri0de · · Score: 1

    a Very Good Thing.

    IMHO a lot of spam does fall under the category of "free Speech", which includes the annoying and disgusting as well as the informative. But if they do not give their real address then throw the fucking book at them.

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    "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
    1. Re:YES! by chris_martin · · Score: 1

      Free speech has different rules for commercial entities than for the everyman. Rules to protect the consumers (
      you can't false advertise and then claim free speech) and you can't cause monitery losses to the customer (faxes, cellular phones) and the like. Plus, they aren't preventing the SPAMers from advertizing, they can still go on street corners abd start yelling "Hello Friend, care for a free (for a cost) account to our pr0n site?" "Mortgage Rate above 4.50%? We can help you save thousands of dollars. And, the best part is we have hundreds of lenders nationwide dying for your business."

      and then we can flog them :)

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    2. Re:YES! by schon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IMHO a lot of spam does fall under the category of "free Speech"

      Your opinion is just wrong.

      Spam has NOTHING to do with free speech, any more than any other type of harrassment.

      Free speech is the right to say whatever you want.

      Free speech is NOT the right to force people to listen to you, nor is it the right to force people to PAY to listen to you.

      Spam is harrassment.

      Spam theft of service.

      Spam is NOT speech.

    3. Re:YES! by hoomonkey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      nah, free speech is not the same... spam is almost an invasion of privacy.

      i think free speech is great, yell out what you think to the world. go right ahead, lots of people might be interested and stop to listen. but free speech does not include you walking into my living room, interrupting whatever it is that i am doing so that you can voice your opinion. and it's ususally not an opinion, its an ad to make money from home, or free porn, or to make yor dick bigger. not free speech, free advertising.

      i have gotten 60 copies at a time of some chick spreading her legs for her webcam... free speech? maybe, she wants to do all that for every one to see, fine... but don't dump it into my inbox and make me sift through anytime i want to check my damn email.

      so, spam as free speech doesn't cut it... bust their sorry asses. bring the sites down, bust their servers and kick their asses.

    4. Re:YES! by dacarr · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily. The US Congress does not have the ability to abridge freedom of speech, but when in the course of its use it encroaches on somebody elses rights, you will find it doesn't matter.

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  6. Please STOP!!! by KaBLuNKiE · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Will it ever stop? how many idiots actually even read spam?

    1. Re:Please STOP!!! by Soporific · · Score: 2, Informative
      Will it ever stop? how many idiots actually even read spam?
      Apparently enough idiots read spam to make it worthwhile for spammers. ~S
  7. Crandall follies by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Right now it's a bunch of states making their own laws about how people in other states can do business," Crandall, his attorney, said. "It's a profoundly interesting case about whether the government can regulate business on the Internet, or at least regulate equally."

    No, it's Washington state saying how you have to do business in Washington state. It's not like they don't already do this, in every other area of business. If you want to sell something in Washington state, you have to abide by their laws. This isn't new. If you don't like their laws, don't sell there.

    And I don't think you're going to get much sympathy by whining "but how do I know what state you're in, if I'm indiscriminately spamming you"? ;)

    1. Re:Crandall follies by garcia · · Score: 2

      yeah, they will call call-centers to make sure that their hold times are within a certain time-constraint (I don't know what the time is). People call up complaining and they call in. When I worked as a CSR I would get several calls a month in which this was the case.

      "Just calling in from the State of Washington to check your hold times, we heard they were long, it took me less than 45 seconds to reach you, everything seems ok, thank you for your time."

      Who the fuck is the State of WA to determine what the hold times are. Bah.

    2. Re:Crandall follies by ajp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And I don't think you're going to get much sympathy by whining "but how do I know what state you're in, if I'm indiscriminately spamming you"?

      Considering > 95% comes from my University of Washington account (owned by the State of Washington) that argument doesn't garner a lot of sympathy. I get a significant number of e-mails telling me that it has not been sent to a resident of Washington. Oh, wait...they might be confusing it with Washington University in St. Louis.

      Go, Christine Gregoire! You have my votes for the next thousand general elections!

    3. Re:Crandall follies by dacetone · · Score: 1

      Uh, I've never heard of anything like that, and I've worked at a few different call centers in the state of WA, serving the state of WA (and outside). Are you saying it only applies to call centers outside of the state that serve the state? Can you find the RCW or WAC #? If that's true, my employers should have a large lawsuit on their hands...

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    4. Re:Crandall follies by garcia · · Score: 1

      I was working at a call center in OH. I don't know if it applies to WA call centers or not.

    5. Re:Crandall follies by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

      Accually the Washington State law makes a requirement that the spammer should be able to identify the email address as being a Washington State email address.

      In your case, only a morron wouldn't know this so the spammers really have no defense.

      In the case of a Hotmail or AOL account or any account where it isn't clear that the email address is assigned to a Washington State residense, the owner of the email address can register their email account with Washington State.

      Once an email account is on the list the spammers lose the excuse that they couldn't tell that it was a Washington State email address.

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  8. Penalty by mogul · · Score: 1

    Remove the spamers ability to reproduce.

    Now we have a practical use of tractor pulling.

    /Morten %-)

  9. Debian "Advertising" Policy by puetzc · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Debian "advertising" policy is listed below:

    "This policy is intended to fight mailing-list "spamming". "

    "The Debian mailing lists accept commercial advertising for payment. The fee for advertisments is a donation of USD 1000 or more to "Software in the Public Interest" (SPI). One donation per advertisement, please. If you prefer to pay in arrears, simply post your advertisement to the list, and the list operator will bill you USD 1999. The list operator will donate this amount, minus the expense of collecting it, to SPI. Please note that the lists are distributed automatically -- messages are generally not read or checked in any way before they are distributed. "

    "The act of posting an advertisement indicates your willingness to

    accept responsibility for the fee,
    indemnify the list operator against any legal claims from you or others in connection with your advertisement, and
    pay any legal and business expenses incurred in collecting late payment.
    Our liability to you is limited to a good-faith effort to deliver your message. "

    "Reduced rates and/or waiver of fee are available for Debian-related advertisements. You must consult the list operator in advance of posting for any reduction or fee waiver. "

    I could not find confirmation, but I have heard that Debian was once able to collect a useful server as the only asset that a spammer had to pay under the terms of this policy.

    1. Re:Debian "Advertising" Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      By responding to this post, you agree to pay me $1999. By merely reading this post, you agree to pay me $499. If you prefer to pay in arrears, after reading this post, simply inform me and I shall send you a bill for $999.

      The act of reading or reply to this post indicates your willingness to:

      accept responsibility for the fee,
      indemnify the list operator against any legal claims from you or others in connection with your advertisement, and
      pay any legal and business expenses incurred in collecting late payment.

      Yes, SPI, writing a contract forces any reader or potential reader to be bound by it, whether he agrees to it or not. Sigh, with such sophisticated knowledge of law (not to mention common sense), it's no wonder Open Source companies find it so hard to stay afloat...

    2. Re:Debian "Advertising" Policy by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Nice troll attempt, but the difference between yours and theirs is with their policy, you have a chance to read the policy before you decide whether to spam the list or not. Wirh your policy, you don't have a choice (the 'reading the post' fee). Also, with their mailing list, you are using their resources (server, bandwidth) without permission for your benefit, so I think they have a right to ask for reimbursement. With your post, you are using Slashdot's resources, so you don't really have a right to ask reimbursement.

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    3. Re:Debian "Advertising" Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under Debian's terms, they are providing a service to the advertiser with the clauses upfront. If you don't agree to their terms, then you do not have to use their service.

      Under your terms, you provide me with nothing. You clauses are not upfront. If I don't agree with them...well too late I guess since there's no way for me to not use the nothingness you give me.

      You have to have an invitation to look at my house wouldn't hold up in court. But you have to have an invitation to enter my house does.

  10. How about... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    ...5 million hand-delivered cans of SPAM?

    1. Re:How about... by infornogr · · Score: 1

      "But I don't _like_ spam!"

    2. Re:How about... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      Just pass it to filipinos, they LOOOOVE the stuff. I'm sure you have filipinos living in the neighboorhood...

    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donate it to your local food bank.

    4. Re:How about... by jmilne · · Score: 1

      In other news, shares of Hormel climbed 85% today...

  11. Deceptive Spamming by Tikiman · · Score: 1

    I think this law should be applied to snail-mail too - the credit card applications I get lately are disguised as legitimate checks, or look like certified letters. While I'm sure they are valid companies and offers, I find myself wasting time opening every piece of mail due to their deceptive practices. Annoying!

    1. Re:Deceptive Spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is a very good way to combat this sort of thing:
      • collect all the snail-mail spam you get in a day/week
      • put all the pre-paid envelopes to one side
      • cross out the forms
      • put the forms in the envelopes BUT not the matching envelope: if you get spam froma credit card company and an insurance company, put the insurance forms in the credit card envelope and vice versa.
      • add any heavy object you have to hand - washers, old squares of cut-off wood, anything to bring the price of transport up*
      • post the letters.

      You're going to very quickly get put on the "awkward bugger" list - you're taking up the time of their employees, costing them money and causing them all manner of grief and they aren't making a penny off you. Simply binning the stuff does nothing, but if enough people use their own system against them it quickly becomes uneconomical.

      Don't complain - fight.

      * just be careful what you select here - avoid sharp objects and any kind of powder or sand. The idea here is to increase the costs to the company, not get yourself arrested for hurtingpostal workers or for being a "TERRORIST!!"
    2. Re:Deceptive Spamming by droopus · · Score: 1

      No no, there is a much simpler way, and it's amusing as well.

      Tape any postage paid reply letter to a brick. I used a cinderblock once, but the Post Office wasn't happy and sent me a letter.

      Bricks work well. 200 bricks arriving in one day's mail can cost over $2500 in postage.

      Fun!

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      "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
  12. Hotmail by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    If the Hotmail servers are located in Washington, hopefully this will mean no more spam for Hotmail users!

    Oh wait, this is Microsoft, and they are idiots who don't know how to filter the current spam flood...

    1. Re:Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they know, just they don't care because
      it's probably microsoft sending it.

  13. Time for harsher punishments by euroderf · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't be the only fellow to wonder at the mere slap on the wrist spammers currently recieve.

    I think society should be run on purely utilitarian grounds. In other words, we should run the state, and by extension our society, by the principle of what gives the greatest good to the greatest number. This allows us to throw out Judaeo-Christian notions of morality entirely, to be replaced by an inherently scientific notion of justice. We simply give the highest punishments for those crimes that cause the greatest unhappiness.

    Under this simple and fair scheme the death penalty would be used less on murderers, rapists etc (who, really, only cause harm to one or two people at a time) but would be used a lot on spammers (who cause a small amount of unhappiness to many millions of people). By simply adding the small amounts of happiness caused to these millions up, we see that the *total* amount of unhappiness caused by spammers is far greater than that caused by the typical murder, rapist or arsonist.

    This would allow us to institute the death penalty for spammers and put an end to this terrible scourge. Next time I see an email urging me to visit animalporn.com, I want the full recourse of the law to hunt down these terrible spreaders of unhappiness, the biggest scourge of our times, and electrocute them to death in a chair in Nebraska.

    It is just and it is right, Utilitarianism points the way forward.

    1. Re:Time for harsher punishments by sstory · · Score: 1

      This is a terrible and stupid idea. If millions of people claim my atheism causes them dismay, I'll receive the death penalty or life imprisonment. Life is not worth living without rights.

    2. Re:Time for harsher punishments by atrowe · · Score: 2

      By mentioning Hitler, you have invoked Godwin's Law and subsequently lost the flamewar by default. YHL. HAND.

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    3. Re:Time for harsher punishments by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      Does anybody else find it sad that only the trolls managed to figure out that this was a joke? This causes me great unhappiness. I believe that euroderf should be put to death.

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      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    4. Re:Time for harsher punishments by tunabomber · · Score: 2

      By simply adding the small amounts of happiness caused to these millions up, we see that the *total* amount of unhappiness caused by spammers is far greater than that caused by the typical murder, rapist or arsonist.

      Have you developed an SI unit for scientifically quantifying unhappiness? Like

      1 rape = -1000 IHU (International Happiness Unit)
      1 spam = -0.1 IHU,
      1 segfault = -1 IHU
      1 the execution of one spammer = 5342 IHU

      I'm confident that a system like this can be worked out, as it is quite simple to convert qualitatively sized packets of subjective emotion to discrete quantities of (once again subjective) societal harm.

      Oh, a sarcasm detecter! That's a REAL useful invention! - Comic Book Guy

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    5. Re:Time for harsher punishments by euroderf · · Score: 2

      Modern opinion pollsters show the way. it is eminently possible to quanticise happiness, all that matters is people's subjective feelings, that's all unhappiness and happiness is, so all you need to do is ask them! A goovernment department tracking happiness units for all sorts of crimes using opinion pollster techniques would track both changing social attitudes and be flexible and just. There's nothing particularly difficult about it.

    6. Re:Time for harsher punishments by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

      Where does it say that?

      I'm not the poster but, don't put words in people's mouths.

    7. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brillant

      what's sad is no one understands this whole thread is supposed to be funny

      tip for /.'ers: go take philo101/pol sci101 before commenting on political threads again

    8. Re:Time for harsher punishments by blank_coil · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 1
      1 rape = -1000 IHU (International Happiness Unit)
      1 spam = -0.1 IHU,
      1 segfault = -1 IHU
      1 the execution of one spammer = 5342 IHU

      You forgot:
      1 BSOD = -5 IHU

      Why hasn't Bill Gates been arrested yet?

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    10. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But its at ESR's site, and ESR is a notorious wanker, so we cannot take any of this seriously.

    11. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Joke? What joke? Utilitarianism is a valid philosophy and I took the post seriously. If you are able to think big picture you would realize that spammers do in fact cause more harm than murderers, but because its spread out over space and time it is largly ignored.

      You should read the Hedoninstic Imperative manifesto. The ultimate goal is to eliminate human suffering. Its an achievable goal too - as long as you are not so shortsighted as to linearly extrapolate the present into the future.

    12. Re:Time for harsher punishments by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

      Where did the post say anything Nazi related?

      (Oops that word here, does that count? If so, you are just as out of it as ESR.)

    13. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to browse at -1. The Nazi comment got modded down.

    14. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Kaiwen · · Score: 2
      Have you developed an SI unit for scientifically quantifying unhappiness?

      Forget about quantifying happiness, I'm still waiting for a viable means of defining it. As you've already pointed out, we can hardly "scientifically quantify" a thing until we can precisely define what it is.

      The problem with hedonism/utilitarianism (or is that hedonistic utilitarianism?) is that it always comes back to a subjective definition of happiness: no one can decide for me what makes me happy. If it so happens that I derive the greatest happiness precisely from others' pain, what's a utilitarian to do?

      If we're going to start weighing the unhappiness generated by 5 million copies of that "Hot Teen Virgins Await!" UCE, let's not forget to add in the happiness I just finished deriving from it in the privacy of my bathroom.

      Lee Kai Wen, Taiwan, ROC

    15. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eww! I think I'll keep my autonomous human blackbox status, thank you VERY much.

      Whoever declared happiness to be the ultimate pursuit of mankind will be the second to go when the revolution comes, preceeded by the guy who put nuts in brownies.

    16. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what's sad is no one understands this whole thread is supposed to be funny

      No. What's truly sad is that everyone thought this thread was supposed to be funny except the guy who started it. He (euroderf) apparently was serious.

    17. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goodwin's Law isn't a law because if the discussion is about whose policies have killed the most Jews, well, he has to be at least in the running.

    18. Re:Time for harsher punishments by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      Under this simple and fair scheme the death penalty would be used less on murderers, rapists etc (who, really, only cause harm to one or two people at a time) but would be used a lot on spammers (who cause a small amount of unhappiness to many millions of people).

      I can't believe you are serious in the above, but in case you are, perhaps you should be brutally raped and see how your views change. I have a friend who cannot have children, and who has problems playing the violiin now because she was raped, both her arms broken, and had to have an emergency hysterectomy.

      Spam, no matter how annoying, to no matter how many people, is not anywhere near the same scale as a SINGLE rape or murder.

    19. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should actually read Mill's work. You'd realize that though empirical data feeding the 'greatest happiness principle' is important, a true Utilitarian (if such a thing exists) looks at long term effects on the society as a whole as well. A society where spammers get axed and rapists get 20 years is ridiculous.

      There's an obvious problem with your hackneyed approach to the subject. For example, I could make a fine utilitarian argument in support of cannibalism (the body is already dead, 'X' % of the world is hungry, where there's lots of hungry there's lots of corpses too, etc.). I sincerely hope you were joking, because I cannot believe that anyone would take such a simplistic and flat out wrong view of already lofty, worn-out elementary ideas and try to impress /. with it.

      This may seem harsh, but please rethink you're argument and learn what utilitarianism really is. Anyone with any level of higher education recognizes what you're saying from an entry-level philosophy/ethics course, and you look rather foolish for doing it. Maybe you need some good Judaeo-Christian values to pursue things higher than the self-pleasure gained from /. trolling (Mills himself had faith that people would look for higher, more noble pursuits in spite of the greatest happiness principle. It'd be a shame if his star pupil were to let him down).

    20. Re:Time for harsher punishments by marko123 · · Score: 2

      Funnily enough, the last card-carrying Mensa person I met (he showed me his card), didn't believe Nazis killed many/any Jews at all. Because I assumed he was capable of logical deduction, I gave him the benefit of a two hour argument, then realised that intelligence is not always connected to logic. If we both mentioned Hitler in the argument, who won the debate? IMO, IHBT. IHL.

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    21. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state is the people. The state provides for the common good of the people.

      Dear Sir.

      We, the state of the people, find that your statements may be damaging for the state, and thus the common good of the people. To minimize the damage caused by your statements, we ask that you and anyone who has read, heard of or have knowledge of the existence of these statements please surrender yourselves for execution. For your convenience, we shall dispatch several officers to your place of work or residence within the next week. Transportation and temporary lodging will be provided at the expense of the state.

      Thank you for your assistance and understanding.

      Sincerely,

      High Marshal Bob

    22. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you'll still do jail time so it isn't worth it

    23. Re:Time for harsher punishments by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Denying Utilitarianism doesn't make it not exist. Some people belive in it the way some belive there is a god. Regardless of if this is a troll, the viewpoint is valid to me. I haven't read any convincing arguments from the crime-based-on-severity proponents that don't come back to the severity being based on personal belief and opinion which varies around the world.

    24. Re:Time for harsher punishments by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Well considering that one in three women and one in ten (or was it 15) men will be sexually victimized in some serious way over the course of their lifetimes, there ought to be plenty of people to poll and get their opinion from.

      In case you're in denial of the concept of Utilitarianism: Suppose every single day EVERY LAST PERSON ON THIS EARTH was hit in the left shoulder with a 10Kg ball of iron traveling at 8Km/ph. AT SOME POINT the world-wide suffering would surpass the immense pain your friend has undergone.

      You don't belive spamming can possibly be on the same scale as rape, I think its possible when 1,000,000,000 people (give or take 500,000,000) get spam every single day of the year. That's spam as a whole. If the spammers are individually punished for their portion of the total, than I doubt they deserve death like quite a few others have said.

    25. Re:Time for harsher punishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwin's Law does not apply when the discussion involves a Nazi-related subject.

      http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/

  14. And the apology letters will say ... by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power."

  15. Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Right now it's a bunch of states making their own laws about how people in other states can do business," Crandall, his attorney, said. "It's a profoundly interesting case about whether the government can regulate business on the Internet, or at least regulate equally."

    Hooray! Next stop, a government regulated internet! That cant possibly have any other effects beyond removal of unwanted e-mails.

    "The law, which does not ban all unsolicited commercial e-mail, makes it illegal to send an e-mail to people in Washington that contains deceptive subject lines, uses a bogus return address or uses a third party's domain name without permission."

    deceptive subject lines? Don't try and tell me there isn't room for lawyers to abuse that.

    "This is a great victory for Washington consumers," Attorney General Christine Gregoire said yesterday. "Deceptive e-mails are more than just a nuisance, they rob consumers and businesses of money and time."

    This isn't an anti-spam law, per se, it sounds more like an anti-anonymous-email law. How long until some lawyer tries to morph 'valid return address' into 'using your real name'?

    Like all laws, it has to be levied with common sense. We all know how much common sense lawyers have.

    IANAL, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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  16. call center vs. email by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    Who the fuck is the State of WA to determine what the hold times are. Bah.

    The difference between that and this spam case is simple.

    The spammer is sending an email to you, in WA. With a call center, someone in WA is chosing to phone the call center in another state.

    I would agree with you about the call center (though if the call is tech support for something sold in a WA store, I suppose you could argue that it is part of the sale ...)

  17. I'll bite. by XorNand · · Score: 2

    A troll (or I sure as hell hope you are), but I'll bite.

    I hate spam as much you do, however, I would cheerfully delete an email about penis enlargement if it meant, somewhere, a rape victim received the justice that they deserve. If you're not a troll, you really should read up on debate and logically constucting an arguement. Statements such as this tend to scuttle your point before you even complete it.

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  18. SPAM is a non-problem: by jcapell · · Score: 2

    Spam stopped being a problem for me and all my clients after we setup a SpamAssassin mail server - even if you run Outlook on Windows, you can still run the local version:

    A Spam Filter that Works. Problem Solved.

    1. Re:SPAM is a non-problem: by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      It is still a problem. You now have to have a server capable of running spamassassin (not a very small machine for a company that deals with thousands of users and emails a day!). Bandwidth for your legitimate users is being stolen by the traffic caused by the stuff as well.

      It's a great piece of software, I use it myself, but the fact that we can filter most stuff does not mean it is not a problem. I'd personally rather use my computer's CPU cycles for something more constructive.

  19. Next Phase... by DigiBoi · · Score: 1

    Next phase: penalties. How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?

    ...make that per day.

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
  20. a reasonable solution by sstory · · Score: 1

    Email addresses are sold to spammers. Spam becomes a kind of distributed harrassment. It's not an unreasonable burden to require spammers to indicate the nature of the email, with a word or such in the subject line, which can then be filtered by individual recipients according to their desires. It would not be as free-speech-limiting as banning spam, and spam would die out due to ineffectiveness once most everyone filtered it. Wonderful as it would be to need no regulation on the internet, when I get 20 valuable emails a day, and 40 evil spam ones, an effective solution is necessary.

    1. Re:a reasonable solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only get twice as much spam, as valid mail? Whoa. How do you do that?

  21. An example . . by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    of when our justice system actually works, though it took 4 years to reach this judgement.

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  22. Logic is on MY side by euroderf · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Don't you understand? Who causes the greatest unhappiness, a spammer, or a rapist?


    Answer: the spammer. He causes small amounts of unhappiness to VAST numbers of people.


    If the Spammer causes 100 rapists worth of total unhappiness, who should recieve the greater punishment? Why the spammer should, of course.


    It is people with attitudes like yours, holding to some spurious "moral standard" that depends on belief that allow a culture of unhappiness to prevail. let us attack those who cause unhappiness and society will improve and become a better place to live. Who knows, by applying these zero tolerance policies on spammers the greatly increased happiness in society in general may reduce the numbers of desperate rapists. Everything is connected. and we should act on what works best, you know?

    1. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who causes the greatest unhappiness, a spammer, or a rapist?

      Hmmm, I suppose most people would be much more "unhappy" of beeing raped than beeing spammed.

      You forgot to measure the amount of unhappiness. One rape != one spam message. No, I can't measure unhappiness either, but I'm pretty sure a single rape's psychological effects last a whole lot longer (and is much more damaging) than a bunch of spam's psychological effect.

      If the Spammer causes 100 rapists worth of total unhappiness, who should recieve the greater punishment? Why the spammer should, of course.

      Yes, but I don't think all the spammers of the world combined have managed to cause that much unhappiness.

    2. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I'm pretty sure a single rape's psychological effects last a whole lot longer (and is much more damaging) than a bunch of spam's psychological effect. More damaging, yes, but longer? Not necessarily. The net has fundamentally changed due to spammers. Open Relays used to be a courtesy, e-mail address in public forums were also courtesy, etc.

    3. Re:Logic is on MY side by Naikrovek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we understand.

      Logic is not on your side. Punishments are not based on the amount of "unhappiness" the criminals cause, but the severity of their crimes. And this is how it should be.

      If you vote, you're already controlling the state anyway.

      Spammers should be fined in most cases, and have their right to use computers removed, in extreme cases, but not *killed*. However, if one of my children ever recieve a porn spam and I am able to prove who the sender is, that person should be legally viable for every single fucking law we can throw at them, for this is inexcusable.

      Also, about the death penalty; Far too many innocent people are put to death with today's justice system. until that number drops to zero, i don't see how anyone can be pro-death. You would quickly understand if you were the innocent man that was found guilty.

      And the obligatory LotR quote on the subject, courtesy of Gandalf: "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the wise cannot see all ends."

    4. Re:Logic is on MY side by jpt.d · · Score: 2

      Logic is certainly on his side. Severity of crime is a matter of society thought not necessarily logic. It may be perfectly acceptable (read: not severe) for me to kill my sister if she dishonours the family. Its up to society to decide that. And in some societies it is perfectly acceptable (or at least they wouldn't do anything about it). In ours, it isn't.

      If we were to put it on an unhappiness as a way of deming punishment it is less in the society arena as it is in the logical. If somebody affects a lot of people then it logically would be more severe than if it affected only 1 person.

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      What we see depends on mainly what we look for. -- John Lubbock Now search for that bug slave!
    5. Re:Logic is on MY side by Saeger · · Score: 1
      In most American families the worst that can happen is being discommunicated and cut out of the will/trustfund.

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      Power to the Peaceful
    6. Re:Logic is on MY side by Saeger · · Score: 2
      i don't see how anyone can be pro-death

      I can see how: primitive emotions rule in many people. We're not that far removed from the jungle.

      Myself, I'd rather let 1000 fuckups live (poorly) than put 1 innocent man to death. In the same way, I'd rather see 3000 Americans DIE FREE than to become an ineffectual police state because of a few lucky factory rejects (that we help manufacture).

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      Power to the Peaceful
    7. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what load of bull. you will change your tune when someone you know gets murdered. the rare innocent person that may have to die for 1000 justices will get a reincarnation option when he gets to heaven.

    8. Re:Logic is on MY side by Arcaeris · · Score: 1

      There is a reason in America that we have all these amendments to the Constitution. Those things which benefit the greater good are not necessarily better, which is what you're saying - and it doesn't work best.

      We had such a system for some time. It was called SLAVERY. See, there were more whites here than blacks, and it was better for the social good for many of these whites to not have to work in fields - because of all the death and pain and work they had to do - than to have blacks work for free. We all know how that one turned out.

      I mean, also, since there are more white males (maybe females) in the US than anything else, than anything that is a detriment to them should be removed. Why give others the right to vote anyway, since the greatest good only serves those who are hurt the most (the majority).

      Your argument is worthless. You want to replace a nice moral standard with some standard that doesn't protect anyone from anything. Spam doesn't bother me at all, as pressing CTRL-D is not an offense to me.

      You know, I hope what you suggest does come into place. Then I can kill you, pay my $.40, and return things to sanity.

    9. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even granting the utilitarian premise for the sake of arguement, how do you measure unhappiness? Have you been raped, or do you just assume murder/rape causes less than, say 30,000,000x the amount of unhappiness a spam causes 1 person? How would you know?

      That said, this is obviously a troll; please leave us alone. Your nonsense is making me unhappy. According to your theory, you should suffer capital punishment for such things...

    10. Re:Logic is on MY side by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > Logic is not on your side. Punishments are not based on the amount
      > of "unhappiness" the criminals cause, but the severity of their
      > crimes. And this is how it should be.

      You are taking the wrong approach, repeating your own argument
      that didn't convince him before. The utilitarian can only be
      defeated by a more consistent application of his _own_ argument.

      To wit, if sending a hillion jillion spams is worse than killing
      one person, because it causes more unhappiness (albeit in small
      increments), then capital punition (killing one person) is an
      inadequate retribution. To properly compensate society, the
      offender must be subjected to the same amount of unhappiness
      he caused. This is why the hand-written apology letters are
      a suitable punishment: the severity of the penalty is directly
      proportional to the extent of the crime of which the offender
      is convicted. A penalty of death won't do, because being a
      _constant_ penalty it does not fit the magnitude of the crime.
      The spammer who sends a hillion jillion spams (and thus causes
      a hillion jillion units of unhappiness) must hand-write a
      hillion jillion apologies (and thus incur a hillion jillion
      units of unhappiness, and transmit to the victims a hillion
      jillion satisfactions, one per offense). This is very just,
      even if it is also somewhat cruel. _And_ it puts happiness
      back into society: I for one would be very pleased to receive
      a hand-written apology from a convicted spammer.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    11. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you satisfy my curiosity: did this start out as a troll, or did you intend a funny post and just started trolling the humorless idiots who replied seriously?

    12. Re:Logic is on MY side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter.

    13. Re:Logic is on MY side by ChrisNowinski · · Score: 1

      If we are merely calculating things via utilitiarian moral calculus, why don't I kill you and take your stuff for me?

      I mean, I like your stuff *WAY* more than you do, and you'll die painlessly.

      Utilitarians are all idiots or college kids. Real people realize it's not that simple.

  23. spam II by sstory · · Score: 1

    People will say, 'just filter your email', or, 'just get this spam blocker'. And some of those work fairly well, but evil spam still slips through, because the spam mutates. Since this is similar to the virus problem, spam filter companies should have the program download spam definition updates weekly, to increase effectiveness. Like a Norton AntiSpam.

    1. Re:spam II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still doesn't solve the problem.

      You run Apache and are immune to Code Red/Nimda, etc. Do you still pay for the bandwidth of the attempted attacks?

  24. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The law, which does not ban all unsolicited commercial e-mail, makes it illegal to send an e-mail to people in Washington that contains deceptive subject lines, uses a bogus return address or uses a third party's domain name without permission."

    deceptive subject lines? Don't try and tell me there isn't room for lawyers to abuse that.

    There is room for lawyers (and their clients) to abuse anything. But most of the time, the legal system actually operates in a fairly sensible, equitable manner (recent copyright matters excepted ...).

    It would have to be found actionably deceptive in a courtroom, not just on Slashdot or something. I'm trying to think of a "legitimate" need for actionably deceptive subject lines in email ...

    Subject: Re: your Bible order
    Body: (an HTML porn email ...)

    Yeah, what an "abuse" to ban this practice ...

  25. Your "rights" are a social contract by euroderf · · Score: 2
    You don't exist in a vacuum, and the notion of "rights" oes not exist out there, in the physical world. The notions of rights is merely of a social contract that allow us to live in society with certain assurances. Under Utilitarianism, these rights would be slightly different, obviously.


    However, the subtle application of inverse Utilitarianism shows that arbitrarily locking pople up will in fact cause greater unhappiness due to general insecurities, so I imagine rights would be much the same.


    Nonetheless, I think my point about spammers stands. They are a great evil, far worse than murderers etc purely in terms of unhappiness caused.

    1. Re:Your "rights" are a social contract by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Spam is worse than murder? You need to get your priorities straight - caring about someone other than yourself would be a good start.

    2. Re:Your "rights" are a social contract by Stonehand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Popularity and happiness criteria would often approve injustice. For instance, a /lot/ of people would probably be happy if Bill Gates had his assets confiscated and redistributed to the country. A /lot/ of people would probably be happy if OJ Simpson were summarily imprisoned, despite being acquitted. A /lot/ of people would probably not have minded Richard Jewell being imprisoned on mere suspicion of the Olympic park bombing. And so forth.

      When people get angry, they're often inclined to support retribution and forget about due process, or burden of proof.

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      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    3. Re:Your "rights" are a social contract by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That is correct, all rights are artificial. There are no natural rights. Your rights should be a short list of things you can't do - all else is allowed. This is called negative rights. The opposite system is where your rights are enumerated, and you cannot do anything not on your list of rights. This is called positive rights.

      Rights should never be based on the "good of society". This always leads to the suppression and exploitation of the individual.

      In my opinion your rights should be, You may not directly harm other people.

      The ony trick is to define "harm". For a continous and acrimonious discuss of rights, libertarian and anarchist society see the newsgroup alt.society.anarchy

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      Anarchists never rule
    4. Re:Your "rights" are a social contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

  26. Fatal flaw by Safety+Cap · · Score: 3, Interesting
    we should run the state, and by extension our society, by the principle of what gives the greatest good to the greatest number
    Define "good." Do you mean something like, we should give everyone a car so they can get to work and school? But what about all the pollution, crime, and accidents caused by those cars? Which one is the "greater good"?

    Is removing barriers to commerce a good thing? If so, why is spam "bad," since it is enabling commerce?

    For murder, why is it that WTC caused so much panic, whereas traffic accidents, personal handguns, and AIDS cause nary a stir? The number of people who died in WTC was (for the sake of argument) 3,000. The number of people who died of in auto wrecks (41,730 for 2001) caused nary a stir, yet much more "harm."

    By your reasoning, we need to forget this 9/11, "we'll never forget," patriotism, and Saddam and concentrate on increasing auto safety...

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    Yeah, right.
    1. Re:Fatal flaw by euroderf · · Score: 2
      Utilitarianism is concerned not with "good" so much as "happiness". Happiness is considered to be the same as good. The total happiness of a society and how certain actions and people affect it can be readily measured by the sophisticated polling techniques of the modern age - just ask Mori.


      And you are quite right, the WTC thing is a completely joke, the War on Terror is a sham, and we should indeed be concentrating on auto accidents.

    2. Re:Fatal flaw by Saeger · · Score: 2
      For murder, why is it that WTC caused so much panic, whereas traffic accidents, personal handguns, and AIDS cause nary a stir?

      Because people don't respond to pain unless it's concentrated. Simple as that.

      20,000 americans die from the flu each year, but the death is spread out over 365 days. The 3,000+ deaths and destruction on 9-11 was FOCUSED like a the point of a needle. It was a highly televised event for which millions could empathize. And because the pain was inflicted by a human vector (rather than disease/natural/accidental/etc), vengence enters the mind (vs. futility).

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      Power to the Peaceful
    3. Re:Fatal flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      _Crisis Motivation_ is all ya need to say. Background noise motivation doesnt make sense.

    4. Re:Fatal flaw by Broccolist · · Score: 1

      Just to point out that you should be wary of disease death statistics like the flu. The problem is that many of those who die from the flu are near-death old people. These would probably have died from something else within a week in any case. So I would say that the terrorism we have seen so far, if we evaluate the harm solely by number of years of life lost, is likely a more serious problem than the flu.

    5. Re:Fatal flaw by Saeger · · Score: 1
      I could have picked a better example, but yeah, in this case you may be right...

      Say the average age of the dead on 9-11 is 30, who have lived to be... 90 on average, and the average age of flu dead is 70, who would live to be... 75 without the flu.

      9-11 years lost is (60 * 3000) = 180,000
      flu years lost is (5 * 20,000) = 100,000

      *shrug*

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      Power to the Peaceful
    6. Re:Fatal flaw by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
      The 3,000+ deaths and destruction on 9-11 was FOCUSED like a the point of a needle
      What are the odds that one will die due to terrorist action? Could you say they're zero, since it is a non-repeating event?

      Can you call Lockerbie, Okla. Federal Building, and WTC a repeating event?

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      Yeah, right.
    7. Re:Fatal flaw by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Amen to your last sentence. The 3000 people are nothing compared to families and friends suffering because someone they knew died in the last year from a car accident, drugs, heart attacks, smoking... Instead of the War on Terror, it ought to be the Campaign for Kindness. Send food and books to middle east countries. Open schools that aren't devoted to religion. Drill wells so people can spend time improving their lives instead of walking to get water. Send drip-irrigation systems to grow healthier crops. Send condoms so families which can't afford another child might not have one.

    8. Re:Fatal flaw by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2
      By your reasoning, we need to forget this 9/11, "we'll never forget," patriotism, and Saddam and concentrate on increasing auto safety...
      Would that really be such a bad idea?
  27. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Troll

    Wouldn't it depend on what you consider deceptive?

    Here's a pretend e-mail from something I opted in to. (The law doesnt differentiate between solicited and unsolicited, so much as I can see)

    From: marketing@bestbuy.com
    Subj: Exciting new products!

    Another walkman!

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    Thats not exciting. I'm going to sue for lost time and wages.
    -

    From: grampa@yourhometown.com
    Subj: Interesting photo!

    -
    Sorry, Gramps. I don't find your dog interesting. I'm going to sue.
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    From: slashbot@slashdot.org
    Subj: Interesting headlines and insightful comments on SlashDot

    Now, we ALL know that's deceptive.

    I don't see how the internet can exist in anything close to its current form once the lawyers rend it from bit to bit.

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  28. The "three monkeys" approach? by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

    Every single time there's an article about spam we get the same old "I use spamassasin, so I'm alright Jack". Don't you see you're just hiding the problem.

    You're actually doing the scum a favour by running spam blocking software - your users are oblivious to the problem and the spammer's ISP recieves less complaints. It's like just closing the curtains when some scumbag is throwing eggs at your windows - it won't go away until you actively DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

    And YES I do...

    1. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by KevinMS · · Score: 2

      I agree, go to the source of the problem, companies that violate your trust by giving or selling your email address, use something like Sneakemail so they can be caught in the act. The blame can be shifted away from the untouchable offshore spammers and the tedious open relay wack-a-mole and shame those who secretly put the process in motion.

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      Sneakemail is to spam filters what an ounce of prevention is to a pound of cure.
    2. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by jcapell · · Score: 2

      What you are suggesting is the equivalent of not running the air conditioner in my car so I can be more aware of the global warming problem.

      Or not running anti-virus software because what I REALLY should be doing is hunting down those dang evil virus programmers.

      Spam filter that works. End of problem.

    3. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by Naikrovek · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with using Spam Assassin? I don't seek out & destroy porn film makers, i just block their movies' entry into my home.

      Its called Freedom of speech. Perhaps you've heard of it. If you don't believe in it, then you belong in another country. For better or for worse, I'm going to fight for person X's right to say whatever they want, even if i don't agree with what they're saying. And this includes spammers. Placing laws that curtail spammers take away our freedom.

      Blocking is the correct thing to do here. Eventually enough people will block that most spammers will realize that they are simply not being effective.

      Teach your children well & morally bankrupt the practices you disagree with. Tell your children that spam is bad, and they won't grow up to be spammers. simple.

      There is no quick way to beat spammers, so bankrupt them by educating other people. Set up spamassassin for them, set up a bayesspam filter for them. Do any one of a million things, just do not take my freedom away, you asshole.

    4. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by catman · · Score: 1

      You "block their entry into your home". Fine.
      But they have already stolen some of your bandwidth, and stolen storage space at your ISP,
      both of which you pay for, not the spammers.

      If every chickenboner and other spamming criminals are given free reins, your bandwidth
      would be mostly occupied by spam. Where's your freedom then?

      I say block them at the source. I just wish I could find an ISP in my country that used SPEWS.

    5. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by Batou · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with using Spam Assassin? I don't seek out & destroy porn film makers, i just block their movies' entry into my home.

      Your analogy isn't quite appropriate, I'm afraid. This is NOT a freedom of speech issue, this is a THEFT OF SERVICE issue. Plain and simple.

      This isn't leveled as a personal attack against you, but this kind of attitude really pisses me off. You have very obviously never had to admin a mail server with several thousand users, or your attitude might be different. While blockig this garbage does indeed keep you from having to notice the bombardment your machine is seeing from this, you still have to contend with the problems of storage space to store all this unwanted crap (spamassassin, and other filtering tools typically keep a backup copy of the spam messages sent in the event of being flagged as a false positive), the bandwidth usage wasted when these morons mailbomb you - and this is VERY expensive in the business world where bandwidth is metered, and don't forget this costs you in man hours when you have to pay your sysadmins to setup and maintain the filtering lists and such. These are hours that could be much better spent doing something productive. Heaven forbid the CEO receives "Hot Animal Sex With Underage Girls" mails.

      These cretins are STEALING from the companies where the employees whom they are attempting to peddle their filth to work.

      Now, I believe in freedom of speech as much as the next guy - but NOT when it means I have to finance your ability to do so in the form of time and money. American Express can send all the pre-approved snail mail spam they want to me, and that's fine as they are responsible for paying for the postage. This is the same as if they delivered stacks of these letters to me, postage due on delivery, without being able to see what the f*** it is I'm paying for in advance.

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      "Oh my God! The dead have risen! And they're voting Republican!" - Bart Simpson
    6. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Closing eyes does not end the problem.

      It works for the problem in short-term, but what about if spamming is not stopped? Would you like your 100 Mb line to go to 64 kb just because it's receiving spam which is then filtered away?

    7. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

      you asshole.

      Well it seems you're incapable of holding any sort of debate without resorting to schoolboy insults, but I'll bite anyway...

      I'm not interesting in taking away your freedom of speech - if you live in the US your government is already doing that anyway - I'm saying that blotting out the problem by sticking your fingers in your ears and singing "La la la, can't hear you" is doing nothing to stop the scumbags.

      The spammers don't know, or care if the mail is read - they just post X million a day and hope for the best. YOU and YOUR ISP are paying for them to shovel Pr0n, penis enlargement and breast implant garbage into your mailbox, do you not understand this?

      Just try to imagine that you had a partner, and eventually raised kids - do you want them to grow up trawling through 30,40 or 50 pR0n-filled emails a day that have mutated to beat filters? Freedom of speech has to stop somewhere, unless you'd think it's ok for someone to stand outside your trailer yelling "J.Johnson is a pedophille in my opinion" and littering your yard with child porn.

      You see, you're a shining example of the real problem - a hand-wringer, constantly turning the other cheek as scumbags walk all over you to make a few bucks.

    8. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by dhogaza · · Score: 2
      Its called Freedom of speech. Perhaps you've heard of it.

      Yes, I have. It does not grant you the right to spray paint grafitti on my fence, to scratch grafitti on my windows, or to fill my computer's hard drive with unsolicited e-mail.
    9. Re:The "three monkeys" approach? by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
      until you actively DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

      Like. Freaking. What? There is nothing in this crazy, mixed up world that actually does anything to "actively" get to the root of this problem.

      Spamcop? Hooray! I wasted six months forwarding my spam to this service and was rewarded with categorically nothing in the way of a reduction in spam. In fact, and I am not claiming that this is SpamCop's fault, I received more spam.

      Report the spammer to his ISP and get the account pulled? Lovely! He's got a new account somewhere else in less time than it takes to give myself a high-five for such a proactive approach.

      There are no laws that can stem the tide of spam, because spammers don't care about legality and are so anonymous. There are no tools that can stem the tide of spam because spammers are so transient and will instantly abandon an account when it becomes notorious. The best that I, or anyone, can do is do what I can to avoid having to see it, so don't even bother shaking your finger at those who spend time honing filters instead of trying to eliminate each rain drop that falls during a storm. Personally, I just buy an umbrella.

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      Inventor of the term 'pardon my French'.
  29. This is not a job for the government! by gonz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please, think carefully before invoking Big Brother to solve your problems! As convenient as it sounds, regulation of e-mail provides yet another disturbing precendent for government control of private communication. Our founding fathers viewed governments as a last resort for problems that cannot be solved locally.

    Think about it. Defining "spam" is about as easy as defining "offensive" content. Subjective decisions about which e-mail messages are deemed worthy to be delivered should NOT be made by politicians.

    There are very obvious technical solutions to the spam problem involving digital signatures. Consider the icon at the bottom of your browser, which informs you that an online merchant is "trustworthy" (i.e. their identity has been independently verified). It's not hard to see how this concept of "transitive trust" could be extended to e-mail, while preserving relative anonymity.

    Basically, various groups would establish public-key databases containing validated e-mail signatures, and databases could transitively incorporate other databases, similar to DNS. (Most likely, keys would be issued to servers rather than to individuals.) Mail servers could then be configured to reject any e-mail which is not signed with a recognized key. A user could report spam to the approriate *local* group, and they could respond by reprimanding the sender or revoking the key. The definition of "offensive" would then be relative to a particular group's interests. A similar scheme could be used for content regulation on web sites, etc. etc.

    E-mail has been LONG overdue for incorporation of basic technologies like PGP. This is partly because of the perceived cost of implementation, but mainly because of apathy on the part of sysadmins. So, if you sysadmins are finally ready to take action, please do something more proactive than simply deferring to Uncle Sam or some other imperial authority.

    Sending e-mail should not be a crime!
    Receiving e-mail should be optional!

    -Gonz

    1. Re:This is not a job for the government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Think about it. Defining "spam" is about as easy as defining "offensive" content. Subjective decisions about which e-mail messages are deemed worthy to be delivered should NOT be made by politicians.

      No, it's not. If there's no a priori consent, it's spam. Don't say a damn thing about what's in the e-mail.

    2. Re:This is not a job for the government! by gonz · · Score: 1
      No, it's not. If there's no a priori consent, it's spam. Don't say a damn thing about what's in the e-mail.

      Hey, no one asked for your opinion you spammer! ;-)

    3. Re:This is not a job for the government! by vidarlo · · Score: 0

      Indeed.No big brother is ideal.
      I do not want anyone who I dont know to read trough my mail.Therefor every user should install this themself.I have spamassassin, and I run only on my account.Therefor I know that no one else is reading my mail...Except for the person with the very common, 4 letter name, and a difficult passwd.

    4. Re:This is not a job for the government! by eaolson · · Score: 1
      Think about it. Defining "spam" is about as easy as defining "offensive" content. Subjective decisions about which e-mail messages are deemed worthy to be delivered should NOT be made by politicians.

      Defining spam is difficult? You've got to be kidding.

      unsolicited AND (bulk OR commercial) AND email

      Looks pretty easy to me. Sure, you can quibble about how many emails consititutes "bulk" and whether breathing air "solicits" offers for herbal Viagra, but that's why God made lawyers.

    5. Re:This is not a job for the government! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "Please, think carefully before invoking Big Brother to solve your problems! As convenient as it sounds, regulation of e-mail provides yet another disturbing precendent for government control of private communication."

      This isn't about speech, this is about both commerce and property. It's commerce because these are e-mail advertisements and it's property because I pay for my e-mail account and my e-mail server. If they're interested in sending me spam, they can reimburse me for the use of my property. Or would you mind if I came by your house with a can of spraypaint and exercise my "freedom of speech" on your front door? Keying my personal expressions on the hood of your car?

      Of course, if you still want to go with your knee-jerk Libertarian reaction and want to continue avoiding government intervention at all costs, I can always go buy a shotgun at Wal-Mart...

      "Our founding fathers viewed governments as a last resort for problems that cannot be solved locally."

      Making reference to "founding fathers" in political argument: +50 points on political crackpot scale.

      "Think about it. Defining "spam" is about as easy as defining "offensive" content."

      Is it a solicitation? (yes/no)
      Did I ask for it? (yes/no)

      It's that easy!

      "Subjective decisions about which e-mail messages are deemed worthy to be delivered should NOT be made by politicians."

      See, that's why we have these things called "courts" and "juries." They make these kinds of decisions.

      "There are very obvious technical solutions to the spam problem involving digital signatures."

      I refer back to the shotguns Wal-Mart is selling. It is a technological measure that has the habit of solving many problems permanently.

      "Consider the icon at the bottom of your browser, which informs you that an online merchant is "trustworthy" (i.e. their identity has been independently verified). It's not hard to see how this concept of "transitive trust" could be extended to e-mail, while preserving relative anonymity."

      I don't give a damn about trustworthiness! I don't even want the damned things in my e-mail account! If they want to flood my account, they can pay for it! But they don't, because people who think all too similarly to you think that the internet is some magical, mystical place, a paralell universe where the rules of the real world just don't apply! Just because you're not the one paying for it doesn't mean e-mail is free!

      "Basically, various groups would establish public-key databases containing validated e-mail signatures,"

      Not only do I not want these God-forsaken messages anywhere near my account (which I pay for), I don't want to sacrifice any of my processor cycles or my network bandwidth! What you are offering is not a solution, only adding to the problem!

      There only real solutions to the spam problem boil down to two camps:

      1.) Government intervention (laws, etc.)

      2.) Vigilantism (list of known-spammers, domain blocking, etc.)

      Of course, if we have to rely on vigilante activities to preserve our rights and property as citizens, what's the point of government to begin with?

      Of course, there's your argument right there, isn't it? I'm sorry, but personally I'd rather fine or jail spammers than shoot them.

      "Mail servers could then be configured to reject any e-mail which is not signed with a recognized key."

      My processor cycles! My hardware! My bandwidth!

      "A similar scheme could be used for content regulation on web sites, etc. etc."

      Apples and oranges. Websites require you to actively look for them, type in the URL, etc. ("pull") E-mail is exactly the opposite, where you have no control over what appears in your e-mail account ("push").

      "So, if you sysadmins are finally ready to take action, please do something more proactive than simply deferring to Uncle Sam or some other imperial authority."

      Why should sysadmins implement new technology at their own expense when they're not the ones who are responsible for producing the "need" for the new expense to begin with?

      You know, graffiti wouldn't be such a problem if the bulding owners were more proactive about repainting their walls every time some new "art" appears. What? They'd have to buy the paint and sacrifice their own time to redo their walls? Well, that's better than government intervention in your book, isn't it?

    6. Re:This is not a job for the government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False advertising is not protected by the First ammendment. This is a very very simple anti-false advertising law that would elicit no comment if it regarded to regular postal mail. The only troubling part of the mail is the no fake return address part, as it seems to prevent anonymous email. Anonymous email is still quite simple to use as running hotmail through an anonymous proxy server works just as well, if not better.

      This kind of law would make a great federal law, with penalties similar to the anti-junk fax laws that have been passed.

      The problem with spam is that is nearly free for the sender, but causes numerous ammounts of damages before it gets to a receiver who actually wants the spam.
      1) It costs bandwidth of ISPs to forward the email to the respondants
      2) It costs receivers who do not want the spam time to download the spam and to delete it

      This is uneconomical as the vast majority of costs of spam are not being paid by the sender (as opposed to postal junk mail). This type of situation MUST be solved by regulation or a change in cost structure, much as environmental damage must be dealt with.

    7. Re:This is not a job for the government! by gonz · · Score: 1
      You know, graffiti wouldn't be such a problem if the bulding owners were more proactive about repainting their walls every time some new "art" appears. What? They'd have to buy the paint and sacrifice their own time to redo their walls? Well, that's better than government intervention in your book, isn't it?

      You forget that companies are still required to install locks on their doors and put up signs that say "No trespassing". In a few years it will be technologically feasible for the government to have cameras on every lamp post. Then, we won't need locks or keys, or passwords on computers. Forget trivial issues of bandwidth and CPU cycles, you'll be saving serious dollars! All you need is one single security device, the Tattle Button(tm). Admit it -- you voted for Bill Clinton! ;-)

      The arguments for regulating spam are compelling. Everyone hates spam. But this would be another precedent for the encroaching restrictions of people's freedoms on the internet. The popularity of groups like EFF is not just frontier sentimentality. The internet is not like a physical object or location. It spans the numerous localities, and involves very novel issues of entirely automated processes.

      Sending e-mail should not be illegal.
      Receiving e-mail should not be mandatory.

      -Gonz

    8. Re:This is not a job for the government! by rossz · · Score: 2
      As convenient as it sounds, regulation of e-mail provides yet another disturbing precendent for government control of private communication. Our founding fathers viewed governments as a last resort for problems that cannot be solved locally.
      Spammers have used the law to stop block lists by suing them. They have been successful in a few cases, mostly by simply outspending someone. Sure, we would prefer to keep big government out of the internet, but the spammers have forced our hand.

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      -- Will program for bandwidth
    9. Re:This is not a job for the government! by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      The arguments for regulating spam are compelling. Everyone hates spam. But this would be another precedent for the encroaching restrictions of people's freedoms on the internet.

      Stop debasing the concept of "freedom" by using it as a fraudulent argument in defense of bandwidth thieves and con artists.

      Sending e-mail should not be illegal.

      Placing a message onto private property where it is not wanted by the owner is, and should be, illegal. If you disagree, and if you are not a hypocrite, give me the parking location and license number of your car -- I have a key and a message for you.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    10. Re:This is not a job for the government! by gonz · · Score: 1

      If you disagree, and if you are not a hypocrite, give me the parking location and license number of your car -- I have a key and a message for you.


      I live on South Arlington Ridge Road, Arlington, Virginia, USA. If you really want to start something, signify your interest by stopping by. ;-}


      -Gonz

    11. Re:This is not a job for the government! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "You forget that companies are still required to install locks on their doors and put up signs that say "No trespassing"."

      Only by insurance companies. "The car wasn't locked" isn't a valid legal defense for grand theft auto.

      "In a few years it will be technologically feasible for the government to have cameras on every lamp post."

      I fail to see how your analogy means anything. I didn't say anything about federal wiretaps or monitoring internet communications (but your apparent knee-jerk Libertarian reaction suggests you think otherwise). As I have mentioned many times elsewhere, I want nothing more (or less) than the expansion of current anti-junk-fax laws to include spam as well. Let me forward an example of spam onto the FCC if I so choose while also allowing me to seek a personal remedy in the courts.

      (No, I'm not anti-Libertarian, I'm anti-knee-jerks. In this example, I fail to see how your "concern for personal rights" advocates anything other than anarchy.)

      "Then, we won't need locks or keys, or passwords on computers."

      The alternative you're offering is just as extreme, just as baseless, and robs me of my ability to defend my own personal rights just as surely as the nightmare scenario you're trying to paint (maybe you should start relying on something other than FUD for your arguments). The government isn't always bad, and the absence of government isn't always good.

      "Admit it -- you voted for Bill Clinton! ;-)"

      Wasn't old enough the first time, and I voted against the second. But I fail to see how that matters.

      "But this would be another precedent for the encroaching restrictions of people's freedoms on the internet."

      Those "freedoms" you speak of are illusory at best, and the presence of the internet does not make an individual's freedom any more or less signifigant (as you seem to suggest). For example, you won't find yourself free from libel and slander lawsuits simply because you published on the internet instead of paper. Just ask the Church of Scientology.

      Forget the internet for the moment. I am receiving communcations that use my personal resources against my will. Let's say it's from telemarketers. Without some sort of legal arrangement, I have one way and one way only to prevent these marketers from using my resources for their own personal gain, and it involves a visit to their offices with a sledge hammer.

      But, in fulfilling their duty to regulate interstate commerce, the federal government has enacted a law that (supposedly) gives me legal recourse. If they call me after I've asked them to stop calling me, I don't need a sledge hammer, I just need to know how to use a small claims court.

      Does the law involve the NSA listening in on my phone conversations? Let me put it this way: If the NSA is listening in on my conversations, it's sure as hell not so that they can monitor telemarketers. The law affirms my right to take personal, civil action against an offender that I may not otherwise have.

      "The internet is not like a physical object or location. It spans the numerous localities, and"

      My computer is a physical object. It resides in the State of Louisiana. As does the dial-up server (another physical object) I connect to to connect to the internet. While I doubt the e-mail server also resides in Louisiana, I'm quite sure it resides in the United States.

      "involves very novel issues"

      And it involves a very old concept, that of "interstate commerce." Something mentioned in this little document set to paper waaaay back in 1789. I see nothing in that document saying "unless the internet is invented."

      "of entirely automated processes."

      No, it's not entirely automated. Somebody has to set it into motion, don't they? Is it somehow not considered murder if I kill the victim with a Rube Goldberg device?

      If you're so adamant about seeing government legislation in terms of black and white, why are you trying so hard to avoid seeing spam in a similar light?

      "Sending e-mail should not be illegal."

      Forget e-mail! Stop pretending that using the word "e-mail" somehow makes everything different!

      Some forms of expression should be regulated. I didn't say "restricted" or "abridged," I said "regulated."

      Nobody should have any form of expression they disagree with forced upon them. Reguardless of the medium.

      Nobody should be able to make any sort of expression that causes immediate harm to another person. Reguardless of the medium.

      Advertisers shouldn't be allowed to make intentionally misleading statements. Reguardless of the medium.

      Advertisers shouldn't be allowed to use somebody else's medium without express permisison from the owner. Reguardless of the medium.

      Nobody's expression should violate the property rights of anybody else. Reguardless of the medium.

      As far as my rights as a human being and a citizen of the Unitd States are concerned, the existence of the internet changes nothing! It takes away none of my rights, nor those of anybody else. It gives me no new rights, nor does it give new rights to anybody else. The only rights I gain with the purchase of internet services is access to the provider's property within the limits of our business agreement. Nor do I voluntarily surrender my rights to privacy and property by agreeing to an AUP. Despite what you may think, the Bill of Rights was not rewritten within the past decade. There has been no need to.

      "Receiving e-mail should not be mandatory"

      Um... that's exactly the opposite of what you've been stating. Your arguments insist that e-mail receipt should be manditory to "protect" the so-called "rights" of the spammers.

  30. Sure, I'll send you the money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But to what STATE?!?

    1. Re:Sure, I'll send you the money. by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      Well, Springfield is a 2000 mile drive from Arlen, Texas [5F03], and it is one of the 11 states in which George H W Bush claims residence [3F09]. I am not aware of any other clues that determine their whereabouts.

  31. Not free speech. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Informative
    The anti-SPAM laws are not content restrictive, but are restrictive on delievery mechanism.

    The anti-SPAM laws, and the junk fax laws are putting restrictions of form of delivery without restricting the message. Otherwise, the police cannot stop graffitti on buildings because that is restricting free speech. Am I allow to break into your house to take a message to a bathroom window?

  32. Scary by Kwantus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is no one else bothered by this new US legal fashion of conviction without trial?

    1. Re:Scary by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      It's not new. If neither side can seriously contest the self-evident facts of the case, then there's no need for a trial.

      --
      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    2. Re:Scary by jhylkema · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm assuming you're ignorant, a troll, or a knee-jerk America-hater. In any case, let me educate you.

      This is not a criminal case, this is a civil case. In a civil case, the government does not have the power to deprive a defendant of his freedom. It can, however, order him to make whole the person(s) he has injured with his conduct. And it is only necessary to prove liability by a preponderance of the evidence (i.e., more likely than not). And in a case where there is no triable issue of fact, the court can grant summary judgment to the side that is so entitled. Every common-law based legal system in the world has it.

      For this reason, there is no such thing as being "convicted" of spamming because it's not a crime to spam, it's a civil offense, or tort. May I suggest an "Introduction to Law and the Legal Process" course at your nearest junior college?

      And this got a Score: 2! Typical of the bilge you see on /. these days.

  33. WTF!? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Why the hell would people who get spammed want money that should go to them to go to some open source project? Maybe even ending up lining ESRs pockets?

    The money should go to people who have been harmed, namely, the people who have been spammed.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  34. The wheels of justice grind slowly... by Animats · · Score: 2
    but they do grind. This Washington case is slowly grinding forward, and will probably result in a big civil judgement against the spammer that will cost him far, far more than he ever made spamming. The main California case (Ferguson vs. Friendfinder) went to the California Supreme Court on the constitutionality issue, the spammer lost, and it's back down at trial level.

    In the near future, we'll probably have two major verdicts against spammers. Then, once the legal machinery has been debugged, anti-spam suits will go into volume production, as the plantiff's bar (the "ambulance chasers" of the legal field) get into the business. Finally, we'll see bus posters: "Got spam? Call us to sue and win!"

    1. Re:The wheels of justice grind slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RE: "plantiff's bar"

      Anyone else find it ironic that the first sender of spam was a law firm?

  35. Re: inane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an unacceptable approximation of pi.

    3.1419 is (a little better).

  36. i just got a spam by 4444444 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Does anyone know how to write a script or something that will submit this form with bullshit about a million times?

    heres the link from the spam I recieved

    http://zena.hostcentrel.com/

    I submitted it several times manually it seems that ussing the back button doesn't erase the info and you can just submit hit back submit etc...

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    http://Lenny.com
    4 great justice!
    1. Re:i just got a spam by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      In most browsers, you can just hit reload on the "result" page to resubmit the form. Like on slashdot when I type a message too quickly and I am punished for being semi-literate, I get back at slashdot by hitting reload every couple seconds until the message goes through. I figure once they see that their lameness filter is chewing up tons of bandwidth, they will make it more reasonable.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    2. Re:i just got a spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just love doing that... what I do, is fill each fiels with "No Spam", or include the word spam in every field and submit it as often as I like.

      Another trick that seems to work, but it DOES take a lot of work to get the identity of the spammer, is to mail them an invoice of the time I spend in reporting their spam to the FTC or spamcop. And if they don't pay, I write them a letter to pay up or I take it to collections, and remind them it might ruin their credit.

      NO - I have not gotten anyone to pay up, but they DID remove me from the list.

      Then, if I have really a lot of time, or are super angry, I contact the spammers (usually by faking a purchase or interest)... then I demand to talk to their management people, and ask them to give me the name of the company that sold them the list that had my Email addy in it.

      I was sucessful in identifying them, and actually getting off the list before they sold anymore. Thats what I call getting to the ROOT of the problem. It DOES work, and takes a lot of time, but I then make up my usual invoice and charge them for my time, and follow through with my demands they pay me for my time.

  37. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by Stonehand · · Score: 2

    No. There's a whole body of law on what constitutes deceptive marketing. Mere puffery, for instance, is not.

    Guaranteeing $10K a week for working from one's home selling brochures that talk about making money for selling brochures, however, generally is. So are the herbal viagra scams, 419s, pamphlets on "clearing" your credit history by fraudulently creating a new identity, et al.

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    Only the dead have seen the end of war.
  38. I can see it now... by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2
    Next phase: penalties. How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?"

    I can see the apology letter now...

    "We are very sorry we told you about our wonderfull offer to get rich while looking at hot girls at www.hotXXX.Financial.com. The State of Washington says that telling you about this great deal at www.hotXXX.Financial.com was wrong and so we are so sorry.

    Sincerely,

    PrizesAndOffers"

    --
    I miss the Karma Whores.
  39. Precedent by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    What if you do business via the mail with companies in Washington State? You may be operating out of Oregon, but you're still selling to Washington companies.

    How about the anti-fax spam laws that are in place -- are those federal only, or do the laws of the state that you're faxing to apply to you as well?

    1. Re:Precedent by quistas · · Score: 2

      What if you do business via the mail with companies in Washington State? You may be operating out of Oregon, but you're still selling to Washington companies.

      If you do business by mail, you're required to obey relevant laws in the state the customer's in -- check out, for instance, contest fine print, which has different laws on how you get game pieces w/o purchase: if you're in certain states, you don't have to include return postage.

      How about the anti-fax spam laws that are in place -- are those federal only, or do the laws of the state that you're faxing to apply to you as well?

      The anti-fax laws are federal telecom legislation.

      -- q

  40. My experience with WA spam laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've sued nearly 20 spammers in WA Small Claims Court this year. To date I've won every case, or settled out of court. It's good to see this win at the higher court level, but it's not really news to me.

    Almost every spammer violates the law (RCW 19.190) because even if the return address is valid (e.g. optin@spammers.com) they are always forged return addresses because the actual mail comes from Korea or China or a dialup somewhere.

    Having said that, I do sometimes get spam from more 'legitimate' spammers (i.e. ones who actually have a website, usually mentioning keywords like CRM and direct advertising). They send mail with their own domain name, and they send it from their own servers. It's probably less than 1% of the total right now. Those emails don't fall under RCW 19.190.

    I rarely go after the actual spammers but instead the companies that hire them. The spammers themselves are service and/or judgment proof, whereas the companies that hire them are usually real companies registered to do business somewhere. Having said that, you would be surprised how many companies that spam go out of business shortly thereafter. It appears to be an act of desperation for many.

    I've collected over $5000 in settlements and I have $7000 in judgments outstanding. If they don't pay up, I sic Dun and Bradstreet debt collection on them so at least their D&B credit record will be ruined for all time (an unpaid court judgment is considered a Very Bad Thing on a businesses credit record). Total cost to me per case is less than $50 usually, so I can afford the unpaid judgments.

    I understand the free speech arguments, but RCW 19.190 is pretty specific. First, it must be unsolicited commercial email. Secondly, they must have a misleading subject or forge the addresses. I have got spam pitches from religious types and politicians, but neither falls under RCW 19.190. And thirdly, there is a registry for WA resident to enter their addresses (http://registry.waisp.org). If the spammers are really honest, they could listwash us all from their lists. Of course, they never do this because they are always buying the latest and greatest CD full of email addresses.

    It's the old rule of Garbage In Garbage Out. If you collect 20 million email addresses at random, don't complain to me about how hard it is to check them!

    1. Re:My experience with WA spam laws. by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Could you explain the process of contacting the spam company, contacting the court, the lawers, etc... in more detail? I'd REALLY like to do this myself, and start teaching and encouraging others to do it. Spam happens because it makes money for the companies that send it. If they started LOSING massive amounts of money...

    2. Re:My experience with WA spam laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.aboutspam.com/ is a good start. There you'll find a page that goes into some detail, including examples of the initial demand for damages and offer to settle out of court, along with a description of what you can do next and court documents that can be filed if the spammers ignore your offer to settle.

      The time has come to let the spammers have it with both barrels.

    3. Re:My experience with WA spam laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Almost every spammer violates the law (RCW 19.190) because even if the return address is valid (e.g. optin@spammers.com) they are always forged return addresses because the actual mail comes from Korea or China or a dialup somewhere.
      What a lovely example of the way laws can prohibit perfectly valid uses of technology. Sending email using a valid return address that belongs to the sender should never be considered fraud, no matter what SMTP server it comes from. Lots of people do this for perfectly legitimate reasons.

      It never ceases to amaze me how Slashdotters tend to lose their sense of justice whenever the subject of spam comes up. Just consider: what will you do when an email you send ends up offending its recipient in some puritanical state?
    4. Re:My experience with WA spam laws. by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      please. just because that part of the law is flawed doesn't mean the other parts of it are. do you really think this AC is suing people because of that clause in the law? Sure the AC might be using the clause in court, but most likely the reason to sue is the spam was another "add two inches to your dick" spam but the subject line said "here is the file we talked about earlier," and the AC was tired of those.

    5. Re:My experience with WA spam laws. by Poppa · · Score: 1

      You know, you could send email to a bunch of us with the title "Make Money Fast!!!", telling us how to do it ... I bet people would even pay to find out!

  41. I don't buy it by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    I'm dubious as to whether spam is "free speech", but if it is, you should have the right to anonymous free speech.

    The original point of our free speech rights were to allow us to have free political speech -- to spread political dissent if it became necessary. The right to have that speech be anonymous is crucial to prevent governments reprisals toward the authors.

    Our definition of free speech is now far, far more broad than our founding fathers intended. That isn't necessarily a bad thing, but we also need to know where the limits are -- is spam free speech?

    What about political campaign spam? AFAIK, faxing political compaing spam isn't legal...

    1. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm dubious as to whether spam is "free speech", but if it is, you should have the right to anonymous free speech.

      Just remember though, with rights come responsibilities. A civics teacher once said that your right to punch me in the nose ends where your fist ends and my nose begins. Personally I think everyone would be better off if they subscribed to that ideology. Government is about preserving the civil order of the society. If that means punishing a citizen for murdering another, or punishing another citizen for yelling fire in a crowded theater and inciting a panic it makes no difference.

  42. Victory in Spam Land by Ace905 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are an increasing number of 'victories' in the war on spam by government ; but overall the number of Spam sent is increasing.

    While the government can fight blatent abuse of a person or companies communication rights ; they have not (and I believe they can not) come up with legislation that actually makes spam illegal while allowing all legitimate communications to be made unhindered.

    The solution to Spam and the new 'free marketing' medium of the Internet really is to use an Authentication system for all communications that are prone to abuse ; and that would work for telephones as well.

    What we need is an Authentication System in the email protocol itself, and that is what my company - SolidBlue is working on over the next year or so. Interested researchers can email us and we'll see if we can get an RFC group started.

    --

    Ace
    1. Re:Victory in Spam Land by drsoran · · Score: 1

      What we need is an Authentication System [si20.com] in the email protocol itself, and that is what my company - SolidBlue is working on over the next year or so. Interested researchers can email us and we'll see if we can get an RFC group started.

      And rest assurred, your authentication information will be safe with my company who promises not to sell it to anyone else until we change our privacy policy which we don't have to notify you about. Oh yes, and we will also be giving the FBI full access to our databases for terrorist information gathering cooperative efforts. :-)

    2. Re:Victory in Spam Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that is says they are a Canadian company. I don't think Canadians like the FBI.

    3. Re:Victory in Spam Land by Guppy06 · · Score: 2
      "While the government can fight blatent abuse of a person or companies communication rights ; they have not (and I believe they can not) come up with legislation that actually makes spam illegal while allowing all legitimate communications to be made unhindered."

      Once again, I gratuitously quote myself:
      The law Fax.com was found to be guilty of breaking is Section 227 of Title 47 of the United States Code. The relevant text follows:
      Restrictions on the use of automated telephone equipment:

      It shall be unlawful for any person in the United States (...) to use any to use any telephone facsimile machine, computer, or other device to send an unsolicited advertisement to a telephone facsimile machine(.)

      ...
      In my opinion the solution to this problem is very simple: expand 227 U. S. C. 47 to prohibit unsolicited e-mail advertisements in exactly the same way it prohibits unsolicited fax advertisements. Nothing more, and certainly nothing less.
    4. Re:Victory in Spam Land by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Dude, SonicBlue is already taken.

      Oh, you guys are SOLIDblue. Sorry.

  43. Not enough. by mrsam · · Score: 2

    Although this is certainly welcome news, it shouldn't be interpreted to mean that spam will dry up in the near future.

    Read the story. It took four years to get this far. At four-five years a pop per spammer, how long would you care it'll take to go after all of 'em?

    I still believe that the real solution is a combination of technical and social approaches, with litigation being used only for the worst offenders, like Heckel. It's been my experience that carefully-tuned mail filters are very succesful in blocking between 60-75% of the junk. If you don't mind an occasional false positive, you can get even better than that. Adding up what I find in /var/log/maillog, and my mailbox, my filters block about 95% of the crap that's flung my way.

    What's left over can be kept in check by agressively going after the network providers who are providing Internet connectivity to these spamming parasites. That's the social approach. If you've been complaining to large networks you've probably figured out for yourself that many large networks consider spam complaints to be nothing other than requests to shut down a paying customer. A paying customer who often generated lucrative "bulk-friendly" hosting fees.

    Agressive spam blacklists, like SPEWS have actually gotten some pretty good results in forcing these rogue networks to get their shit together, by massively blacklisting large portions of spam-hosting networks until such time that they decide to get rid of their spamming vermin. I think that the spam problem will finally get handled when more and more people will accept the notion that sometimes it is necessary to temporarily throw the baby out with the bathwater, and blackball an entire network until they no longer refuse to do anything about their spamming abusers.

  44. 5 million letters... by Espectr0 · · Score: 0

    ...sent by snail mail to the affected customers... Talk about a spam apology

  45. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

    Subject: Re: your Bible order Body: (an HTML porn email ...)

    Hmmm...that might not be deceptive if they were trying to sell you an abridged version of the Old Testament (only the smutty parts) illustrated with full-color photo speads by re-enactors.

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  46. Flood the spammers! by 3583+Bytes+Free · · Score: 1

    Here's a thought on how to defeat spammers - flood them. Publish their e-mail/phone/web site, and distribute a tool that will e-mail/phone/connect to them automatically, over and over. Like a DDoS attack. The important part is not just this would be annoying and crash their system, but makes it impossible to distinguish between legitimate customers and the attack. This, ultimately, makes it useless to spam, because it is no longer cost effective if you can't get any business from it.

    1. Re:Flood the spammers! by Wedge1024 · · Score: 1

      Like a DDoS attack Maybe you've forgotten about the DMCA? Curse that DMCA...

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    2. Re:Flood the spammers! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

      I suppose you haven't given much thought to the practicality behind this. Others have.

      First off, spam typically comes with a spoofed email address. If you try mailbombing that email, you will probably only be overloading some poor uninvolved ISP's mail server.

      Secondly, you might think of DoS/DDoSing the originating IP of that email. Blow the spammer off the net before he can get more emails out. Lately, however, spammers have been spoofing message headers, mostly to avoid filters; but this also makes automatic originating IP determination problematic. Trust me, you don't want your auto-1337-DDoS engine bombarding an IP that turns out to be whitehouse.gov.

      Third, an attack on the sites the spammer is advertising is potentially practical. You wouldn't want to do this through an automated system, though. AFter the trick's been used for a while, I would expect spammers to add hidden incorrect phone numbers and URLs in a way designed to be picked up by automated systems. Again, hammering http://www.navy.mil might not be the brightest thing to do.

    3. Re:Flood the spammers! by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      Publish their e-mail/phone/web site, and distribute a tool that will e-mail/phone/connect to them automatically, over and over. Like a DDoS attack.

      It's called the slashdot effect

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    4. Re:Flood the spammers! by 3583+Bytes+Free · · Score: 1

      I'm fully aware of spoofed e-mail headers. I didn't put every last detail of my thought process, but that doesn't mean I didn't consider the facts. Your third point acknowledges what I was saying, i.e., the spammer has to provide some way to contact the advertised business in order to purchase their product. As I said in my original post, you publish the email/phone/web site somewhere (say, similar to the MAPS database). This means that a human being extracts the important info from the spam. Then the automated tool connects to the database, retrieves the info, and launches the attack.

  47. Prosecution of theft is a government function! by fmaxwell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please, think carefully before invoking Big Brother to solve your problems!

    Using the term "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984) is simply inflammatory. From now on, please use "the government" when referring to the government.

    Sending e-mail should not be a crime!

    So where does all of this end? If they can steal my bandwidth, time, and storage with spam, what's next? Should we repeal the junk fax law so that they can steal my expensive thermal paper, too? Should we take restrictions off of telemarketers so that they can call me collect and mis-identify themselves? Why not just let businesses advertise by throwing a brick through my window with a flyer attached ("Window broken? Call A&A Glass for a free repair estimate..."). While we are at it, maybe the USPS should deliver anonymous-sender advertising at no cost and just force me to pay the postage on delivery -- since that's analogous to what happens with spam.

    Commercial speech does not (and should not) enjoy the same level of protection as non-commercial speech. In Central Hudson Gas & Electric v Public Service Commission the Supreme Court announced a test for evaluating commercial speech regulations that would be used in many subsequent cases. The Central Hudson test recognizes the constitutionality of regulations restricting advertising that concerns an illegal product or service, or which is deceptive. For all other restrictions on commercial speech, the Court's test requires that the government show that the regulation directly advances an important interest and is no more restrictive of speech than necessary.

    Preventing the theft of millions of dollars from U.S. citizens and businesses represents an important interest and making e-mail advertisers use opt-in, correctly identify themselves, and provide automated systems for address removal is no more restrictive than necessary. When a sender falsifies e-mail header information and provides a forged from:/reply-to: address, that's deceptive and passes the aforementioned Central Hudson test as speech which can be constitutionally regulated.

    1. Re:Prosecution of theft is a government function! by gonz · · Score: 1
      Using the term "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984) is simply inflammatory. From now on, please use "the government" when referring to the government.

      Sure. But you have to agree not to use long sequences of rhetorical questions and confusing boldfaced sentences. ;-)

      So where does all of this end? If they can steal my bandwidth, time, and storage with spam, what's next? Should we repeal the junk fax law so that they can steal my expensive thermal paper, too?

      Telephone suffers from specific technical problems that make it difficult to screen without humans continuously expending effort. Even if you have caller-ID and can recognize the name, you still have to get up and look at the box. So, I'll concede that maybe government is the last resort. My point, though, is that with e-mail we have a different situation. Existing systems like spamassassin (which filters over 20 spams a day for me) are proof alone.

      The Central Hudson test recognizes the constitutionality of regulations restricting advertising that concerns an illegal product or service, or which is deceptive.

      What about when the "product" or "service" is completely free? Spam that attracts visitors to banner-supported web sites, or politically motivated spam?

      When a sender falsifies e-mail header information and provides a forged from:/reply-to: address, that's deceptive and passes the aforementioned Central Hudson test as speech which can be constitutionally regulated.

      Yes, assuming your particular country has a constitution, ANY problem can be constitutionally regulated. But my argument is that this is only a good idea when there aren't easy alternatives. E-mail needs to be updated from its 1970's design anyway. The fact that senders can be trivially forged is totally unacceptable, in an age where public key cryptosystems are so readily available.

      Receiving e-mail should NOT be mandatory. Mail servers should automatically reject messages from unvalidated senders. The technological solution of transitive trust is simple, and it would fix many other problems involving authenticity and content filtering.

      -Gonz

    2. Re:Prosecution of theft is a government function! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      But you have to agree not to use long sequences of rhetorical questions

      They were not rhetorical and I welcome your answers. In fact, I'd still like to know whether you think that the junk fax laws should be repealed and why.

      Telephone suffers from specific technical problems that make it difficult to screen without humans continuously expending effort.

      Same with e-mail. Most people could not install and configure something like spamassasin. There are millions of users who barely grasp how to operate their e-mail client or the Hotmail web site. They have to retrieve their mail -- sometimes incurring air-time or long distance charges -- and then look at it to decide whether it's spam or not.

      Even if you have caller-ID and can recognize the name, you still have to get up and look at the box.

      Why not have a modem with caller-ID and a computer set up to screen calls based on caller ID info, time of day, etc.? You seem to believe that normal citizens should invest tens, if not hundreds, of hours each learning about, installing, configuring, and maintaining spam-filtering software (which won't even work for people using web-based e-mail). This hardly seems different.

      Existing systems like spamassassin [taint.org] (which filters over 20 spams a day for me) are proof alone.

      They are proof alone that you do not understand the problem. You may not have seen the spams, but they weren't delivered for free by Internet Faeries. The bandwidth, server, and storage costs were passed on to you by your ISP. I love boldface to make a point. ;-)

      What about when the "product" or "service" is completely free? Spam that attracts visitors to banner-supported web sites, or politically motivated spam?

      The cost of the product or service is irrelevent. When they send you unsolicited bulk e-mail, it's theft.

      As to politically motivated spam, I had an interesting exchange with former Clinton Press Secretary Mike McCurry (who favors exceptions in spam laws for political speech). Do you have any idea how many people run for offices? Every presidential election brings nut-cases out of the woodwork. There are thousands of marginal candidates that run for offices all over the country. Does each one have a right to spam you?

      Yes, assuming your particular country has a constitution, ANY problem can be constitutionally regulated.

      I think you misunderstood my meaning. I meant that, without running afoul of the existing U.S. Constitution, deceptive commercial spam can be regulated (per the Central Hudson test.)

      Mail servers should automatically reject messages from unvalidated senders.

      Well, that's not how e-mail works and it's not going to be changed any time soon -- no matter what hindsight has taught us. We have standards for e-mail in use by millions of users and computers all over the world. It is an unacceptable burden to require all Internet participants to acquire, install, and configure new e-mail sofware just so we don't pass laws to limit spam.

    3. Re:Prosecution of theft is a government function! by gonz · · Score: 1
      They were not rhetorical and I welcome your answers. In fact, I'd still like to know whether you think that the junk fax laws should be repealed and why.

      Junk fax laws are valid because the technological solution is too complex. Not that it helped me any -- I get several junk faxes per day, and the "removal" numbers are usually bogus.

      You seem to believe that normal citizens should invest tens, if not hundreds, of hours each learning about, installing, configuring, and maintaining spam-filtering software

      Not true. I'm talking about technological changes that would be transparent to users, like SSL/SMTP or servers that scan for viruses.

      There are thousands of marginal candidates that run for offices all over the country. Does each one have a right to spam you?

      This is a perfect example of the problems with your laws. Spam is just one of numerous possible types of "bad" e-mail. Under your scheme, you would have to pass a law for each one. You would need increasingly elaborate conditions to differentiate "good" from "bad" to ensure fairness. It would need to be international, or e.g. people could just do their dirty work from Mexico.

      Rule-based filters like spamassassin face similar problems. It is the wrong approach. Complex rules are ever-changing and costly to maintain. When they work, it is always at the cost of false positives (i.e. people's freedoms being tramped upon). The correct solution is the transitive trust model, where recipients can decide for themselves what they want to receive.

      Well, that's not how e-mail works and it's not going to be changed any time soon -- no matter what hindsight has taught us. We have standards for e-mail in use by millions of users and computers all over the world.

      I think this change is inevitable. It's ridiculous that anyone can trivially forge a message from the CEO of any company, when digital signatures are so easy to implement.

      If this technology is not implemented by open groups, I guarantee that Microsoft will solve it for you with something like Palladium. They control a huge share of e-mail accounts via hotmail.com and Outlook, and could easily leverage AOL as well. Of course, MS and AOL would choose the centralized trust model (like Verisign) rather than the distributed trust model.

      If you're going to spend your effort lobbying for something, pick the least opressive solution. I choose software. Software is the future of everything.

      -Gonz

    4. Re:Prosecution of theft is a government function! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Junk fax laws are valid because the technological solution is too complex. Not that it helped me any -- I get several junk faxes per day, and the "removal" numbers are usually bogus.

      The technological solution to stop spam is also too complex. The fact that major ISPs and corporations that invest untold sums are unable to stop spam makes that clear. Besides, I want people to stop stealing bandwidth, storage, and time now, not in five or ten years.

      This is a perfect example of the problems with your laws. Spam is just one of numerous possible types of "bad" e-mail. Under your scheme, you would have to pass a law for each one.

      I don't feel that it is difficult at all. Make it illegal to use an automated means to compose and send e-mail to anyone without their explicit permission. Basically, if you didn't type the message by hand, you better have permission to send it.

      You don't have to address the purpose, content, or anything else that characterizes the nature of the communication.

      The correct solution is the transitive trust model, where recipients can decide for themselves what they want to receive.

      I disagree. I don't know what e-mail I want to receive now or in the future. Am I supposed to know that bob@anyisp.net is going to e-mail me to ask if I still have that telescope for sale? Am I expected to predict that tom@anotherisp.com is going to e-mail me with a question about my web page?

      All that digital signatures tell me is who sent the message, not whether I want to receive it. I don't know if candy@somecompany.com is a spammer or someone who wants to know about the drive bracket I designed for the i-opener (though with that address, I have a suspicion).

      I choose software. Software is the future of everything.

      I've been in software development since the late 1970's and professionally for over 20 years. Software complexity has given us programs that are an order of magnitude less stable and secure than what we took for granted 20 years ago. Trying to build AI into e-mail clients and servers (so that they can intuit what mail you wish to receive) sounds like a way to make a simple, reliable application much less so.

      That said, I think that digital signing, encrypted e-mail, and identification and authentication of clients and servers is the way that e-mail should go. Now if we can only keep Microsoft and AOL from trying to turn e-mail into an interactive, multimedia experience, we'll do okay.

    5. Re:Prosecution of theft is a government function! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "If this technology is not implemented by open groups, I guarantee that Microsoft will solve it for you with something like Palladium [wired.com]. They control a huge share of e-mail accounts via hotmail.com and Outlook, and could easily leverage AOL as well. Of course, MS and AOL would choose the centralized trust model (like Verisign) rather than the distributed trust model."

      You just inferred that relying on a solution from Microsoft, AOL, or Verisign is in all cases better than relying on a solution from the federal government.

      You are officially a Libertarian looney and a Slashdot troll. Here's your card.

  48. Other good news too by scott1853 · · Score: 2

    One of the 5 suspected terrorists arrested in Buffalo was a telemarketer.

    1. Re:Other good news too by berniecase · · Score: 1

      Just remember, if you answer a telemarketer, the terrorists win!

  49. but isn't this what we all complain about? by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This seems a lot like what we all complain about when it deal with other sorts of laws -- "but you can't do that, what he did was legal in Russia!"

    What if a U.S. state passes a law regulating what sort of material it is permissible to transmit to their citizens. Assuming the law were not struck down as unconstitutional, should everyone in the U.S. now have to follow this state law, to make sure that they don't accidentally transmit banned material to residents of that state (for example, by placing it on a website where a resident of that state could access it)? This would end up with the result that everyone must follow the union of all state laws (thus the most restrictive in each category). Which is already happening with spam laws, which I don't see as a good precedent.

    1. Re:but isn't this what we all complain about? by Just+Jim · · Score: 1

      --What if a U.S. state passes a law regulating what sort of material it is permissible to transmit to their citizens. Assuming the law were not struck down as unconstitutional, should everyone in the U.S. now have to follow this state law, to make sure that they don't accidentally transmit banned material to residents of that state (for example, by placing it on a website where a resident of that state could access it)? --

      That should depend on whether someone *requested* it or not. If you go to a web site, or you *ask* to be e-mailed something, then it should be your responsibility to make sure it's legal in your state.

      OTOH, if someone e-mails it to you, *without your asking*, then it should be *their* responsibility to make sure it's legal in your state.

    2. Re:but isn't this what we all complain about? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      should everyone in the U.S. now have to follow this state law, to make sure that they don't accidentally transmit banned material to residents of that state (for example, by placing it on a website where a resident of that state could access it)?

      website != email

      If I go to a website, I chose to do so. If you spam me, you chose to do so.

      Anyway, I'm still waiting for someone to give a real example of how this law could cause harm, not a silly hypothetical. No, a jury is not going to convict your uncle because his subject line said "funny joke" but the body wasn't funny.

    3. Re:but isn't this what we all complain about? by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think the difference is, a website isn't a push technology. If you put something on a website that's illegal in another city, state, country, whatever, and someone in that region accesses it, then they're the ones at fault. Sort of like if an American flew to Amsterdam, picked up a bag of pot, and flew back home again to smoke it, they'd be importing an illegal substance.

      Spam, on the other hand, is delivered to you whether you want it or not. This would be more like if someone in Amsterdam were indiscriminantly mailing out free samples of pot to people in the US.

      What Dmitry did was legal in Russia (writing software that violates the DMCA), but what his company did (offer it for sale to citizens of the USA) was illegal, and they knew it. I'm opposed to the DMCA on general priciple, so I hope they don't end up getting in trouble for it, but let's not kid ourselves, the company (though again, probably not the individual) was breaking the law.

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    4. Re:but isn't this what we all complain about? by nm42 · · Score: 1
      What if a U.S. state passes a law regulating what sort of material it is permissible to transmit to their citizens. Assuming the law were not struck down as unconstitutional, should everyone in the U.S. now have to follow this state law

      Hmm, Article IV, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution:


      Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State.


      Sounds like a solid precedent to me!
    5. Re:but isn't this what we all complain about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is definitely an ambiguous issue, the Sklyarov case came about because it was a Russian company selling illegal (in the USA) goods to US citizens in the USA and the transactions were being handled by a US company. The DMCA states that selling such banned goods is illegal, so therefore the US had jurisdiction.

  50. Anyone else using Cloudmark? by John+Miles · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These guys have built a really clean implementation of a peer-driven (as opposed to true P2P) spam filter. You install their MS Outlook extension on your desktop machine, and it filters incoming messages against a list of spam signatures reported by other Cloudmark users. You then have the opportunity to report any spam that makes it through the filter, which in turn reduces the probability that other users will be subjected to that particular spam message.

    They are running an open beta test at the moment. I've only used it for a few days, but it seems like a definite win. It's been flagging around 75% of the spam I've received since I installed the beta, with zero false positives so far.

    Not affiliated with Cloudmark, just a (so far) satisfied user...

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    1. Re:Anyone else using Cloudmark? by the-it-guru · · Score: 1
      I actually use Cloudmark, but there is an open-source implementation of their mail filters.

      Vipul's Razor is the protocol that Cloudmark uses.

      SpamAssassin is an implementation using perl that might also be useful. I believe this has more to it than just the Razor checking (it checks blacklists and headers etc.) - I have heard of some false-positives using it though, (but perhaps it just wasn't configured correctly.)

      Deersoft have a Windows product based on SpamAssassin.

  51. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it depend on what you consider deceptive?

    No, it would depend on what the law classifies as deceptive. If there is ambiguity there, it would depend on what a judge, jury, or both considers deceptive. Doesn't matter what you and I think about it, unless we're on the jury, or voting single issue in WA.

  52. California. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    > any other clues that determine their
    > whereabouts.

    There are plenty of clues, actually, that Springfield is in northern California.

    The biggest, and most obvious one, is that in a recent episode I heard one of them say "hella", and NOT in a mocking "South Park" way. That, right there, immediately places them in California, somewhere north of Monterey, but south of Eureka.

    Add to that the geography. Springfield is a coastal town, with a harbor. It is close to some wicked mountains (the Murderhorn) and a gorge. And it is near some rathar pastoral farmlands (where tomacco can be grown). The wide variety of terrain, within very a short drive, also implies California.

    Another dead giveaway if the flora... particularly the giant redwood tree that Lisa sat in during her stint as an enviromentalist. This same episode also included a reference to Burning Man, which, despite being held just inside Nevada, is very much a California (and Bay Area in particular) thing.

    There are probably more clues, that could lock it down further. But between the harbor, "hella", and the redwood; it's pretty much locked down as being coastal California somewhere north of SF (the redwoods start a bit north of Marin), but south of Eureka (where people stop saying "hella").

    cya,
    john

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    1. Re:California. by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      That does make sense, though, now that I think about it, isn't there an oil field just outside of Springfield? That would certainly limit the areas in which Springfield could be located.

    2. Re:California. by trentfoley · · Score: 1
      Do not forget the episode where the Saint Louis Arch was visible from a hilltop. Also, remember when Springfield moved up from the bottom of the list of livable places -- "Take that! East Saint Louis".

      The point, though -- is that the location of Springfield is intentionally ambiguous.

    3. Re:California. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PEOPLE! Are you forgetting the biggest clue of all? The AREA CODE episode?

      636 & 939.

    4. Re:California. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a nuclea power plant in Springfield. I think THAT would limit the location of Springfield quite well.

    5. Re:California. by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      2 things:

      1) It's a cartoon,

      and

      2) It's a cartoon.

      There is no location, ambiguous or not. :)

  53. In case you didn't catch it... by Wedge1024 · · Score: 1

    ...he was quoting Monty Python's Spam Sketch.

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  54. SlashSpam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Despite the obvious existence of prior art (see parent email), I hereby apply for a patent covering the use of slashdot to promote a company.

    Since I don't have a company to promote, I'll promote some good free software: TDMA

  55. Amateur Action BBS case by GCU+Friendly+Fire · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What if a U.S. state passes a law regulating what sort of material it is permissible to transmit to their citizens. Assuming the law were not struck down as unconstitutional, should everyone in the U.S. now have to follow this state law, to make sure that they don't accidentally transmit banned material to residents of that state (for example, by placing it on a website where a resident of that state could access it)? This would end up with the result that everyone must follow the union of all state laws (thus the most restrictive in each category). Which is already happening with spam laws, which I don't see as a good precedent.

    This is true, and actually the precedent was already set in the Amateur Action BBS case nearly a decade ago, when BBS owners in California were jailed for three years for violating obscenity laws in Tennessee after a Memphis-based postal inspector downloaded images over a modem connection.

    1. Re:Amateur Action BBS case by Kaiwen · · Score: 3, Informative
      BBS owners in California were jailed for three years for violating obscenity laws in Tennessee after a Memphis-based postal inspector downloaded images over a modem connection.

      The postal inspector did not download the images for free. He paid a membership fee to join the BBS, then used a credit card to order obscene videos. Once the Thomases had taken the money and delivered the goods (whether by allowing access to a privileged downloads area, or through delivery via the US mail makes no matter) business transactions were completed which were governed by the laws of the recipient state. This was no different than your garden variety mail order business, except that the catalog was perused online rather than in the privacy of your bathroom.

      The WA anti-spam laws do little more than declare that when conducting business in the state of Washington one is not exempt from truth-in-advertising simply because one solicits via a non-traditional medium. If your product is honest and your UCEs non-deceptive, you have nothing to worry about from the Pacific northwest.

      Lee Kai Wen, Taiwan, ROC

  56. Mod parent up! by flowerp · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up! This is interesting.

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  57. Got spam? (Re:Please STOP!!!) by phorm · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Give us your email address and we'll forward it to a few hundred spam-lists to check it out...

  58. Error, damnit by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    "No web site is configured at this address."

    Google caches when you submit people.. .try em...

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  59. Suggested Solution? by fractaltiger · · Score: 2

    "How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?"
    Wouldn't this count as more Spam? ;)

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  60. How would they deliver? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I see one slight problem as per this:

    How about 5 million hand-written apology letters

    How do they get the home addresses of those to send to? Also, with recipients in several countries, there would probably be a large bankruptcy long before stamps were all paid for (not that I would mind seeing spammers bankrupt). I'll wait for the email stating:

    Please accept our apology for spam. In order to recieve our free apology letter, please go to the site below. After entering your credit card number to verify your address, we will send you your very own hand-written apology letter...

    On the bottom in small font: Credit-card will be charge a one-time processessing fee of USD $5 - phorm

    1. Re:How would they deliver? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      You're right, he doesn't know all the addresses.
      He'll just have to mail letters to every home and business in Washington.

    2. Re:How would they deliver? by Equinox · · Score: 1

      Not knowing email addresses didn't stop them from sending mail. Why should not knowing physical addresses?

  61. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by Cygnusx12 · · Score: 1

    Hooray! Next stop, a government regulated internet! That cant possibly have any other effects beyond removal of unwanted e-mails.

    Huh? Should Business transactions on the internet not be regulated?

    deceptive subject lines? Don't try and tell me there isn't room for lawyers to abuse that

    So? If the law makes them use their real source address, they can be blocked just as easily as you throw out the junk mail that arrives you in snail-mail box. Don't tell me that half the flyers you get there aren't "deceptive" in one form or another... Albeit, not like receiving porn in an envelope that looks like your bank statemenet..

    This isn't an anti-spam law, per se, it sounds more like an anti-anonymous-email law. How long until some lawyer tries to morph 'valid return address' into 'using your real name'?

    Hmm... How do you define anonymous email? Is it your nameless@yahoo.com account? Or is it just plain feeding an email server bogus information? As far as valid return address, I read that as a verifiable return domain that marks the return to sender source. Aside tho, isn't that the beauty of the system? Laws are typically not black and white, but defined by the boundaries and case studies of lawyers and judges past.(I'm not saying the system isn't in a Quagmire of frivilous cases either).

    My point is, the law may not be perfect, but it's a start in the right direction. (However, without technically informed people on the bench making the decisions, I fear it's all for not. )

  62. Why not call the guy? by droopus · · Score: 1

    The magic of Watson uncovered the spammers home address and phone number. Why not call and express your feelings about his business practices? I'm sure he'd love to hear from you. 2AM seems like a good time to get this guys phone ringing. Maybe he should learn what annoyance really is.

    Heckel, Jason & Michelle
    3255 Cooke St S
    SALEM, OR 97302
    503-391-4689

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    "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
  63. hand written letters? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?

    Hello Mr. Donkey.

    This letter is not junk mail! You have received this because you have chosen to opt-in to receive special apologizes from this company.

    We sincerly apologize for sending you unsolicited e-mails informing you of exciting offers for new companies.

    By receiving this apology letter, you have been selected by our database to receive an unlimited amount of incredible offers by direct mail from super-value-offers direct.

    To discontinue receiving these apology letters, please point your browser to 192.168.0.4/unsubscribe

    --
    The Internet is generally stupid
  64. Good, and sensible too by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
    The laws against faking your return address are good ones, IMHO. Although it should already be covered by fraud laws, but I digress.

    Until everything is right in the world of Internet email again, I will just continue to use Spam Assassin I am using it on my own mailing lists and myself here at home via procmail, and we just launched it into production at work using milter on our main external SMTP servers. The nice thing is, we don't delete the stuff, we just make it easier for our users to filter it themselves. No real legal issues that way.

  65. Hypocrities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are no different from your lazy parents. The most empowering communications medium ever. Exponentially greater than the printing press. The first thing you think to do? Call the government to protect you from being inconvenienced.

    Cowards.

  66. Nope - run the CLIENT version... by jcapell · · Score: 2

    ...if you can't run the SERVER:

    SpamAssassin PRO for Windows Users

  67. spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you click on the link below a spam email that says remove me from further mailings or what not.. does that company then just sell ur email address to another spam company ?

    1. Re:spam by ShadowDrgn · · Score: 2

      Almost.

      That company then sells your email address to 10 other spam companies. And most of the time they don't remove you from their list. A common trick I've noticed is that you won't get anything from them for a few months, then it'll start back again. It's pretty obvious when you see a very unique opt-out page a few times in a year.

  68. Cost of time by jesterzog · · Score: 2

    Total cost to me per case is less than $50 usually, so I can afford the unpaid judgments.

    Out of interest, how much of your time does it take?

  69. Opt-In Spam Fiasco by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

    My spam problem is unique. I opted into spam (free trial of an online game) but I gave them a forwarding address. Now I don't want the email anymore.

    The only way to (easily) unsubscribe is to reply to the email. However, since when I reply it's with a different email address than the one the email is sent to, it doesn't unsubscribe me.

    Maybe I should forge the header when I reply :)

    --
    Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
  70. WA law not all it's cracked up to be by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    Yes, we in the beautiful, rainy-in-parts Evergreen State have an antispam law on the books. But it's not hardly worth anything, frankly.

    Most of the time, you cannot sue out-of-state spammers in small claims court here as the judges will dismiss the cases citing jurisdictional problems. To avoid these problems, you have to file the cases in district or superior court. Because the rules and procedures are so much more formal, most people are not equipped to represent themselves, thus rendering the law effectively impotent.

    Now, for those of us who can . . . :)

  71. Let's include telemarketing by opencity · · Score: 1

    And unsolicited direct mail. The only unsolicited advertising should be door to door - mano a mano.
    This doesn't include media as you are consenting by turning on their station.
    Or billboards as you don't have to look.

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    Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
  72. Get a fucking clue by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

    Under this simple and fair scheme the death penalty would be used less on murderers, rapists etc (who, really, only cause harm to one or two people at a time) but would be used a lot on spammers (who cause a small amount of unhappiness to many millions of people).

    Really? How the fuck can you tangibly add all the small unhappiness, and consider it bigger than murder or rape?

    Would you like it if your mother,brother,father or sister got killed cold blooded? Or if your mother,sister, or wife got raped?

    I mean, do you feel disappointed as the girl who got raped?? According to your "theory", since the whole planet gets so much spam, your collective unhappiness goes up. Yet that would mean you are like a the Borg in Startrek, connected mentally and physically all the time.

    Your logic of applying utilitarian laws are just plain stupid. I agree firm punishments are needed to handle spammers, but to discount other major crimes is just plain stupid.

    Even my 4-year old cousin could tell you that.

    1. Re:Get a fucking clue by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I think someone needs to get a sense of humour.

    2. Re:Get a fucking clue by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      I sure am glad you posted at +1 since your rant is seriously lacking English skills or evidence to disprove the concept. An explanation of how the fuck you can tangibly add all the small unhappiness, and consider it bigger than murder or rape can be found here.

  73. hmmm. fight SPAM with Truth-in-Advertising laws? by SpiceWare · · Score: 2
    This bit of the article has a rather interesting point -
    Then last year, the Washington State Supreme Court upheld the law, finding that the only burden the rule "places on spammers is the requirement of truthfulness."
    From the FTC
    What truth-in-advertising rules apply to advertisers?
    Under the Federal Trade Commission Act:

    * advertising must be truthful and non-deceptive;
    As SPAM is advertising, wouldn't invalid return addresses and bogus subjects fall under deception...
  74. Anti-Spam law infringes free speech? by Inode+Jones · · Score: 1
    There is a general notion among some that anti-spam laws violate constitutional guarantees on free speech. Both the U.S. and Canada have such guarantees in their constitutions. However, I don't think they should apply. Will anyone disagree with me?

    The purpose of a right to free speech is to enable just that: someone standing on a street corner and speaking his mind about anything. However, spam and telemarketing are different in that they target specific persons. Sure, that spam was sent to a million people, but the copy that YOU are reading was sent to YOUR address. The telemarketer is similar - she (or the computer) dialed YOUR number. These are not public communications - they are point-to-point directed PRIVATE communications.

    Point-to-point communications differ from public communication in that they require some participation from the recipient. When I get a phone call I MUST answer it sooner or later (I can let the machine take a message, but then I must delete it). When I get a spam I MUST delete it, or update my filters to stop future spams. I don't have the option of simply ignoring it, as I do with someone speaking from a soapbox on a street corner. For this reason, initiators of point-to-point communications should not enjoy constitutional protection of their activities.

    This doesn't mean that spammers shouldn't be stopped, or that laws regulating spam can't be passed. It simply means that their activity cannot be constitutionally protected.

    Opinions?

  75. Just 5 Million? by Snover · · Score: 1
    How about 5 million hand-written apology letters?
    How about just sending out 5 million cheques? Or 5 million emails with THEIR bank account numbers on them? Now THERE'S spam I would ENJOY receiving.
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    [insert witty comment here]
  76. We say "Hella" in Seattle! by Galahad2 · · Score: 1

    So there!

  77. Nobody likes the taste of spam by jade42 · · Score: 1

    Huzza for the good guys. Rampant misuse of the internet is hurting the image of the millions of other people who use the internet in a manner that does not hurt others. I can't wait until spammers are falling left and right.

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    Brought to you by the Artificial Idea Factory.
  78. hooray by floamy · · Score: 1

    makes me proud to be a washintonian (sp?)

  79. Area Codes by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    So which Springfield do you find when you call 636-555-1212 and 939-555-1212 and ask for the phone number for Springfield City Hall?

  80. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by SEWilco · · Score: 2
    "How long until some lawyer tries to morph 'valid return address' into 'using your real name'?"

    What's your point?
    Scot Wilcoxon

  81. Re:Hooray regulations! Hooray anti-privacy! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

    Somebody ought to pass this idea onto Larry Flynt :)

  82. Simpsons Quote? by MuMart · · Score: 1
    If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send $1 to "Sorry Guy!"

  83. WA, oh WA by fm6 · · Score: 2

    $5K sounds like a lot, but I'd say you've earned it. Thing is, you live in a state with strong anti-spam laws. Before we can follow your lead, most of us are going to have to campaign to get similar laws enacted in our own states. In CA, where I live, that probably would mean a ballot initiative -- I can't see the legislature flouting the direct marketing industry. And getting an initiative on the ballot is expensive.