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Floor Vacuum Robot for $200
abhikhurana writes "MSNBC is running a review of Roomba,
supposedly the first intelligent 'floor vac', as in a cross between vacuum
cleaner and a robot. I think its especially suited for lazy bums like me. Just
let it loose, sitback and enjoy. There is also a video of how it cleans the
floors, which requires windows media player (what else?) to watch it. It seems
that the robo cleaner can indeed do that job for which it has been designed. A
related article on
Techreview has slightly more details
about how it works. There is also a website exclusively for
Roomba."
I bet that robot really "sucks"
Ahahahahaha.
Are they crazy?!? Everyone knows that nature abhors a vacuum. When a vacuum and normal matter meet there's an enormous explosion. Or implosion. Or something.
Fluffy? Where are you Fluffy?
Table-ized A.I.
This is the first link in a chain of events that will eventually have Gene Simmons chasing me across a skyscraper with a swarm of robotic spiders!
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sit back and chat on my video phone.
Evil is the money of root.
Hey! It's R2-D2's cousin: SUX-2BU.
Okay, dumb joke, but it beats the inevitable "That robot sucks!" jokes.
"Derp de derp."
You know the dot-bomb is rebounding when an MIT startups goal is to suck.
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I can't imagine how clean it will get a room when the dogs and cats are chasing after it and knocking them around. Maybe you have to up the room size in order to compensate.
:-)
Then again, a $200 interactive cat toy might be a good thing, if they never get tired of it like every other one they get.
Maybe it's dog-friendly, but at 7.5 pounds how is it going to hold up to the teething Labrador next door?
Sounds like a lot of fun for when the cats misbehave, though.
"Here kitty kitty kitty..."
Don't they realize the danger?
According to Professor Frink:
Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok, in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
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$200 ?!
I paid $6,000 (US) for my RealDoll and it can't move at all, let alone vacuum the floor.
Trolling is a art,
But first something has to clean up all the socks, underwear, pizza boxes, AOL disks, rejection notices, bannana peels, etc. that are all over the floor. This is the hard part.
Table-ized A.I.
Johnny 5 IS ALIVE!
Robots were going to do EVERYTHING in the 70's and 80's.
That's right, somewhere, somebody probably has a business plan from 1971 that says:
1. Build robots
2. ?????
3. Profit!
And, apparently, from the too-lazy-to-spell department, too...
I also took Roomba home with me to see how it would do in a somewhat more sedate setting. Once again, Roomba did its thing with a minimum of noise or fuss.
... I don't see any mention of what exactly "its thing" was ... ewww.
Hmmm
(Score:-1, Wrong)
Is it running on DEC hardware?
Geeks now have a vacuum cleaner web server!
First one to run apache/linux on it wins.
Any sufficiently simple magic can be passed off as mere advanced technology.
My rugs are vacuumed everyday before I get home...That is why one gets married isn't it?
iRobot.
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And just a little script in Perl.
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Well, one of these would only come in handy if I actually vacuumed in the first place. Now, make me a robot that posts to slashdot, drinks mountain dew and takes naps, and you've got yourself a customer! Laser eye-beams probably wouldn't hurt either. http://www.geocities.com/robot_president/quotes.ht ml
So you only get the floor mostly clean. Seems like it could use some more work...
Well, to me, mostly clean is much better than the horrible mess I have now.
You can eat off my floors, but not because they are that sanitary, but because they have all that food on them.
I don't know about you but if that thing started running in my house at 3 AM it would end up out the window.
"the universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle" - Stapp's Law
I think the manufacturer figures you are going to leave your house at some point or another.
silly manufacturer
:P
Get those scribbing bubbles by Dow.
all the adds show them as autonomous. You just apply them to the bathroom surface, and they zoom around like they were at a 1970's skate park. According to the ads, they do a pretty good job to.
I always wondered why they didn't use these as the basis for nano-technology.
"This guy is to robot-geeks what RMS is to Open-Source."
Annoying?
Are they targeting the Vienna Choir Boys or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Either way it seems like this is kind of a small market.
"She's gone from suck...to blow!"
Murphy was an optimist.
Instead of robots, we got helper monkies.
They can do way more useful stuff than robots...
Steal doughnuts from the donut shop by stringing multiple doughnuts on their tail and arms.
They aren't forced to abide by those crazy moral laws that are supposed to be built into robots.
"Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...." - Abraham Simpson
It's called a cat. It roams around the house eating anything on the floor and depositing it in a box that needs to be emptied every few days. It was even free!
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Bring on the sexbots.
Which would you rather spend $200 bucks on?
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Cause a beowulf cluster of these would really suck!
Gee whiz then I would need two of these gadgets. Our house measures without the garage and closets about 3500 square feet. Actually that kind of sucks since the vacuum cleaner would be running constantly.
My question though is what about the dog factor. I have English Bulldogs that consider vaccuum cleaners the enemy...
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