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Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Leaked

huh12312 writes "Illegal piraters have done it again. On Monday, the second movie in the acclaimed series of seven was leaked onto the internet to the horror of Warner Brothers. With so many blockbusters due out this holiday season this problem will only increase in the coming months." Also note that it will make millions and millions of dollars anyway. I'll probably be there opening night.

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  1. Big deal by Violet+Null · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've been able to buy the script at any bookstore for years now.

    1. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Huh?

      When did they make a book out of Harry Potter? ;)

    2. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eventually, someone yelled "Its a classic book! Go buy it and read it and you'll know the whole trilogy before the next movie comes out!"

      Why do I suspect that in reality you overheard someone say something about the ending, to which you mulled over possible retorts for the rest of the night, finally coming up with the gem above. I find it highly unlikely that someone yelled out anything to begin with, much less such a verbose diatribe.

    3. Re:Big deal by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, but that would involve reading.

      As a modern man, I demand that my only sources of entertainment involve moving pictures. I also demand that the fast food industry be held accountable for my weight problem.

      -Lucas

    4. Re:Big deal by Bahamuto · · Score: 2, Funny

      But my question is are they goign to make a prequil to Fellowship of the ring. I think I need some more back story about the ring, and Bilbo...

    5. Re:Big deal by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, if you saw it in Palm Springs and a woman jumped up up at the end and shouted, "What? That sucked!" -- that'd be my wife, who somehow managed to get a math degree without ever encountering Tolkien (or Star Trek, or Monty Python or...).

      I'd carefully explained to her beforehand that it's a trilogy, but apparently hadn't made it clear that there were going to be three movies. Now, I'll be seeing The Two Towers on my own, but she said she'd join me for Return of the King. ("That ends with them throwing the ring in the volcano, right?" Well, it doesn't end there. They go home and some thugs have taken over the Shire and...I mean, yeah, that's how it ends.")

      Incidentally, we finally got around to seeing the first Harry Potter a few months ago, and it is _terrific_! I don't understand why people were so ambivalent about it. I'd read the book but am hardly a buff, and thought it was superbly cast, written, acted, costumed staged and shot.

    6. Re:Big deal by ciscoeng · · Score: 5, Funny

      " As a modern man, I demand that my only sources of entertainment involve moving pictures. I also demand that the fast food industry be held accountable for my weight problem."

      -Lucas

      George? Is that you?

    7. Re:Big deal by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know how it is; when a movie is successful they get some hack to write an adaptation of the movie to milk it further. :^P

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    8. Re:Big deal by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It's probably better to say "faster than average" rather than better."

      It's probably faster to say "It's probably faster to say 'faster than average' rather than better," rather than better.

      -If

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    9. Re:Big deal by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, great idea! I tell you, what this whole storyline needs most is a big smelly dragon. And a big battle. Oh, I know! Have the battle between than 2 armies, like three or four. Five would be just crazy, though.

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    10. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because I, in reality, heard someone say, and it seemed quite sincere to me: "Jeez, they left that one wide open for a sequel."

      My mother's response to "Shakespeare in Love" was that "they stole the plot from Romeo and Juliet."

    11. Re:Big deal by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Same thing happens with TV. I'm so fast, I can watch "24" in 34 minutes."

      So can anyone, if you cut the commercials out.

      graspee

  2. The sound you just heard... by slaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was a million geeks all hitting Gnutella at the same time.

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    1. Re:The sound you just heard... by n08ody · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was a million geeks all hitting Gnutella at the same time.

      I'll give you that. But, did they make a sound?

      How many geeks does it take to ...

  3. mirrors please by Pave+Low · · Score: 4, Funny
    why didn't you guys link to mirrors of like last time, with the doom 3 alpha?

    you could have saved us the trouble of looking for it on kazaa.

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  4. This is old news.... by screenbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've already downloaded Episode 3 off of Kazaa! ... Today is Friday, if you disagree then I don't care cause I'll soon be in Ireland and you won't. So there.

  5. Illegal piraters?? by easyfrag · · Score: 5, Funny


    Illegal piraters?

    Wow, President Bush reads Slashdot!

  6. News for Pirates. Stuff to Download. by Cirrius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget trolling IRC for pirate info, just start come to Slashdot for all the news on the latest pirated releases! Doom III, Harry Potter, keep em coming Slashdot!

    (sarcasm btw)

  7. Why go to the cinema to watch the movie... by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 4, Funny
    when I can download a shaky, crap quality divx off the Internet?

    Also, wtf is a pirater?

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  8. This is Harry Potter. by traphicone · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's more like four geeks.

  9. Ewwww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Harry's Chamber Pot of Secrets has leaked? Gross!

  10. OMG! by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    It starts small, theivery by sneeking popcorn and cokes from "the street" into the theater, then it just gets worse...
    reading the script in the library or bookstore years before release...
    stealing the whole movie before it appears magically on the silver screen! it is too much! we are a lawless society!

  11. Do We Really Need.. by asv108 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A slashdot story for everytime a movie is leaked? I can understand Star Wars, but Harry Potter? What is the criteria for allowing leaked movie news to be posted on slashdot since its a pretty common event anymore? I can see the stories now, "Ya Ya Sisterhood 2 LEAKED!"

  12. Re:Much ado about nothing by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'll probably be there opening night. - Commander Taco

    Not only that but you can't watch it with Commander Taco. I know my kid would be screaming if I tried to go a Harry Potter movie without the commander. Fortunately, the folks at Warner Brothers realize this and won't be too upset over the whole affair.

    Now if I can only keep him from spilling his soft drink on me when he tries to get past us, then I would be happy...

  13. Re:New DVD standard by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 3, Funny
    Studio President: Well, this has to stop!

    Exec 2: But sir, what can we do?

    Exec 3: How about making all films in 3d? This way everyone who enters a theatre will have to wear these red/green glasses!

    (silence)

    Studio President: Give the man a cigar!

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  14. Heave to, and prepare to be boarded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Avast ye scurvie wenches. I've never seen such a pathetic and pasty white bunch of pirates in all my sea-going days.

    Why don't ye grow up? Ain't ye got anything more intelectually stimulating to do with yer time?

  15. it's the end of slashdot as we know it (AIFF) by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 4, Funny

    This paranoid speculation with no evidence whatsoever gets a 5.

    I'm speechless.

  16. Movies these days by scotay · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems that all the Hollywood movies I've seen recently are going for that washed-out, slate gray look of Saving Private Ryan. I'm thinking these cinematographers are now filming these things on budget camcorders in darkened theaters just to reproduce Spielberg's look.

    Some are even resorting to adding a pixelized 'NB' or scary watermarks as a cheap play on audience emotions. Heck, some of these hacks are even adding audience reaction to the soundtracks or overlaying eerie back outlines of audience members on top of the primary action. I think we can blame Woody Allen's Purple Rose of Cairo for this new trend in filmmaking.

    If these Hollywood hacks can't come up with some new visual ideas, I'm staying away from news servers altogether.

  17. That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've already seen Episode IV!

  18. Who defeated the interlock? by jolshefsky · · Score: 3, Funny
    Usually sealed chambers, such as those containing secrets, will have a double door system to prevent the contents from leaking out. In all secret chamber systems I've seen, there is an interlock that prevents the inner door and outer door from being open at the same time.

    I think it is most important to determine who defeated the interlock system. I'd be willing to bet that person is also the pirate, or could lead to the capture of the pirates.

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  19. God Hates Us All by disc-chord · · Score: 3, Funny

    God hates Hairy Potter fans now? WTF? Dude this god fellow needs to lighten up and relax. What's he getting all pissy about everything for? If he's going to get all worked up about everything, maybe he ought not have made it to begin with.

    Let's check the score board... So far god hates:
    jews, women, homosexuals, anyone with a tan slightly darker than anglos, and now Hairy Potter Fans.

    It's time we ask ourselves does god like anyone? Are you even sure he likes you?

    1. Re:God Hates Us All by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1, Funny
      You forgot that according to Fallwell, god also hates: Catholics, Mormons, Gamers, Wiccans, Goths (Visi, Ostro, or otherwise), Rock Music, anyone who's friends with any of the aboce...

      Say... I'm a Catholic Gamer that listens to Rock Music who's friends with Mormans, Wiccans, and Goths and has a sister who's a Catholic Gamer that listens to Rock Music who's a Harry Potter Fan. Does this mean I'm getting my own layer of hell?

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  20. Re:Noooo.... it's all PR by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 5, Funny

    I disagree, after watching the pirated Attack of the Clones I decided not to go to the theatres because the movie was so god-awful.

  21. I AM A BIG FAT TROLL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, you're not paranoid.

    I'm the guy that did the screen cap. I worked as an independ contractor hired by the MPAA.

    They has a special section roped off for me at the sneak preview, and stressed that I wasn't too careful about the quality -- they just wanted enough of a teaser to get people into the theater. The bigwigs figure that for the price of a crappy download that nobody will be able to watch all the way through, they get advertising that can't be beat!

    1. Re:I AM A BIG FAT TROLL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought they killed you in Moria.

  22. Re:Of course... by GlassHeart · · Score: 4, Funny
    I hate it when I want to go see a movie and my friends say "Oh, just saw that. It was okay." "What do you mean? It comes out tomarrow?" "I downloaded it on Kazaa."

    Somehow I still think that the solution to your problem is not some form of copyright protection, but new friends.

  23. Re:Big deal (SPOILER!) by guacamolefoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That ends with them throwing the ring in the volcano, right?" Well, it doesn't end there. They go home and some thugs have taken over the Shire and...I mean, yeah, that's how it ends.

    Actually, that's exactly how it ends. There is no retaking of the Shire in the movie. Saruman dies in The Two Towers


    Uh...what about Frodo and Bilbo and Gandalf departing from the Grey Havens? And Merry and Pippen, etc., riding back to Hobbiton without them? That was one of the best parts of the book -- incredibly sad, poignant, and CUT OUT OF THE FRICKING MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!! Come on!!

    You mean that Glenn Yarbrough won't sing the Road goes ever on and on? Are you telling me the animated fricking Kasey Casem version has a better ending that the Peter Jackson one?!?!??? I feel so betrayed! Galadriel had better show her f-ing tits, or I'm definitely not going to see Return of the King.

  24. While you're up... by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll probably be there opening night

    If you're going to the snack bar, can you get me a box of Snowcaps and a Mountain Dew? Thanks. I'll pay you later.

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  25. Re:What?? by coupland · · Score: 3, Funny

    Siphoning gas from your neighbours tank is dead simple. But people don't do it. Why? It's stealing. But explain to me why people don't mind steal^H^Hcopying movies/music/etc when clearly there are so many other things that can be easily stolen in life?

    Oooo! Ooooo! Pick me! Uhm, is it because my neighbours aren't money-grubbing thieves who charge me $13.50 for a movie admission and $10 for a cup of watered down soda and a bag of popped air?

  26. Re:Some people still don't get it... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if you make $100,000/year then it's okay for someone to steal $100.

    That would explain taxes :).

  27. Illegal Pirates??? by Snaller · · Score: 5, Funny

    As opposed to Legal Pirates? Which would be... what? The IRS? RIAA?

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  28. Well, by Washizu · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Jerk store just called and they're all out of you!

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  29. Re:Big deal (SPOILER!) by cheese_wallet · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Galadriel had better show her f-ing tits, or I'm definitely not going to see Return of the King."

    LOL That was classic.