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Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6

ceebABC writes "Linus Torvalds talks about the upcoming Linux 2.6 kernel, in an interview with eWEEK. Linus discusses the scalability and memory management in the new kernel. They also have a story about what's supposed to be in Linux 3.0."

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  1. Slashdot Beatitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:Slashdot Beatitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Blessed are they who beleive in the business-model:

      1: Write free software.
      2: ?
      3: Profit!

      for their companies shall go out of business.

    2. Re:Slashdot Beatitudes by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      If you can sell a computer with a razor thin margin and make money on support, why not software? IBM did both at one time, If I recall correctly.

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  2. It should be noted... by Clue4All · · Score: 4, Informative

    that the 3.0 article was written over a month ago, and Linus has since decided that call it 2.6. Not that the version number matters in any way whatsoever, but I'm sure people will continue to argue over it nonetheless.

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    1. Re:It should be noted... by dead_on_teh_floor · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure I read somewhere that after Linus' real name is bob. He change id to Linus after naming Linux. I only wish there were more people out there who think like him.

  3. Interesting by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess this guy must have written a pretty big Linux app to get such a lot of coverage. What does this "kernel" program do and where can I download it?

    1. Re:Interesting by jemoody · · Score: 3, Funny
      I don't know the answer to your question, but I did notice something interesting. Compare his name with Linux:
      • L<->L
      • i<->i
      • n<->n
      • u<->u
      • s<->x

      Four out of five matches!!! Of course, I'm a pretty big word geek, nobody else probably noticed this little bit of trivia. Kind of makes you wonder if he was named after Linux. :-)

    2. Re:Interesting by wiredog · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does this "kernel" program do
      It does automated remote popcorn popping using XML-RPC to communicate bidirectionally with TCP/IP enabled microwave ovens.

    3. Re:Interesting by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 2

      Sounds like major Trouble.

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    4. Re:Interesting by $0.02 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Kind of makes you wonder if he was named after Linux. :-)"

      Yes he was named afer Linux and it was wrong. His parent should have named him GNU/Linus Torvalds.

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    5. Re:Interesting by Hast · · Score: 3, Funny

      I began considering what having GNU prepended to your name would insinuate.

      The horror, the horror.

  4. What kind of DRM support will there be? by joshua404 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do tell, please! Thanks!

    Signed,

    Walrus J. Retard, IV

    1. Re:What kind of DRM support will there be? by smartin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It will have the GPL, the best form of digital rights.

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    2. Re:What kind of DRM support will there be? by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Care to elborate there AnonCow? What sound card do you have and exaclty which format is not supported. Here's something that's bound to be an eye opener for you:

      Sound cards
      Support media file formats

      Feel free to remove that foot from your mouth and get back to work.
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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
    3. Re:What kind of DRM support will there be? by Jacek+Poplawski · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's funny here? DRM is in kernel for a long time:

      Direct Rendering Manager (XFree86 DRI support)
      CONFIG_DRM
      Kernel-level support for the Direct Rendering Infrastructure (DRI)
      introduced in XFree86 4.0. If you say Y here, you need to select
      the module that's right for your graphics card from the list below.
      These modules provide support for synchronization, security, and
      DMA transfers. Please see for more
      details. You should also select and configure AGP
      (/dev/agpgart) support.

    4. Re:What kind of DRM support will there be? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
      "It will have the GPL, the best form of digital rights."


      oh? A gpl license does not make it any better.

  5. code freeze date by greechneb · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he freezes the code for the 12th anniversary of getting his first computer for use with linux, one can only imagine what he gets his wife for their wedding anniversary.

    1. Re:code freeze date by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Funny

      If he freezes the code for the 12th anniversary of getting his first computer for use with linux, one can only imagine what he gets his wife for their wedding anniversary.

      The O(1) scheduler.

    2. Re:code freeze date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If she's lucky, something involving improved Input/Output performance.

  6. linux 3.0? by edrugtrader · · Score: 4, Funny

    i'll wait for linux 3.1... i hear there will be windowing build in then, with a way to exit to shell if you still need to use the command line

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    1. Re:linux 3.0? by Coz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only that, it'll have its own TCP/IP stack! You'll be able to dial-up to a phone line and connect to the Information Superhighway!

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    2. Re:linux 3.0? by edgrale · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget about 3.11 - it comes with networking support, oh wait... ;)

      it's a joke, laugh

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    3. Re:linux 3.0? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

      Sounds good, especially if they'd add the following lines:

      int sysreq_check_ram(long ram) {

      if (ram > 512) {

      sleep(5000);
      panic();

      } else {

      printf("Welcome to Linux XP!");

      }

      }
    4. Re:linux 3.0? by kscguru · · Score: 2
      Oh no...

      I just thought that someone could put out a patch for Linux 3.1, something to "accelerate" graphics by moving many GUI parts from the X server in user-mode to something (a driver?) in kernel-mode...

      The truly scary part is, I can't rule it out! It actually could happen... (shudder)

      Yeah, it would probably be funny as hell to the guy who puts it out... but he'd be lucky to survive the backlash. Something like that just ain't cool.

      Maybe we could just skip over the 3 series and avoid all the MS/Windows references? Please?

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  7. Linux 3.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it have workgroup support? Or will that be Linux 3.11?

    1. Re:Linux 3.0 by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're probably better off waiting for Linux NT, it's supposed to have better networking support.

  8. In a shocking announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linus Torvalds announced that Linux 2.6 would be renamed Linux 9.0, and would be the "Most Advanced Linux Ever."

    One user was quoted as saying "All my friends and family use Linux" while another exclaimed "New Linux 9.0 is easier than ever!"

    1. Re:In a shocking announcement by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've got . . . root!

  9. I've read up a bit on the details of 2.6 by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to one source, "kernel 2.6 will address PHBs by including a 'boss key' that automatically switches the kernel to 'Fake Windows Mode'. In this mode, Linux will simulate the Windows XP-2005 environment, complete with Dancing Paperclips, bluescreens, and incessant reminders to sign up for a Microsoft Passport.

    Now, geeks will be able to install Linux on their company workstations without the knowledge of their PHBs. Productivity will skyrocket, hopefully earning them a fat raise."

    More details are available at http://humorix.org

    I, for one, am quite excited about this, although I guess that depends on if any of you actually have a job at the moment ;-)

    Either way, I'm glad to see the kernel hackers working hard to fulfill our feature requests. Here's to a great 2.6!

    Cheers,
    -- Eric

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    1. Re:I've read up a bit on the details of 2.6 by iabervon · · Score: 4, Funny

      The most recent version of this patch moves all of that stuff to userspace, and simply runs "/sbin/boss-key" when the boss key (configurable by echoing a key code to a file in sysfs) is pressed. This design both deals with the IP problems of having Windows-related images and the problems people have had with the bluescreens not being entirely fake.

  10. What�s in and what�s out by Karpe · · Score: 5, Informative

    To see whats already in 2.5, check kernel status

    1. Re:What�s in and what�s out by Jim+the+Bad · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Great list, there's a lot of stuff in there I'm glad to see...and, to be honest, a load of stuff that I have no idea what it is! :(

      Is there a list of new features with explainations aimed at those of us who can only gaze up in awe at Linux kernal hackers?

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    2. Re:What�s in and what�s out by rainwalker · · Score: 5, Informative

      I suggest keeping tabs on LWN's weekly kernel page for good explanations of what's going on...you can also read Kernel Traffic, which, although it is usually fairly technical, tends to give you the gist of what is going on in the world of the kernel devs. Good luck-

  11. I am glad but I also wish by codepunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am glad the mid level scsi stuff now works correctly with SAN environments but I wish opengfs and or ocfs had made it into the tree before the feature freeze. I guess for now I have to just resort to running a proprietary clustered file system.

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  12. Lame-o! by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    2.6? Pfff. FreeBSD is already working on 5.0 and OpenBSD already released 3.2. Therefore FreeBSD is almost *twice* as good as Linux and OpenBSD is about 25% better.

    Don't ask me to do the math as to how much better Windows 2000 is.


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    1. Re:Lame-o! by rlowe69 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't ask me to do the math as to how much better Windows 2000 is.

      According to the good ole MS Calculator (coincidently in Windows 2000), it is 769.23076923076923076923076923077 times better. :P

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    2. Re:Lame-o! by greechneb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hmm

      Windows 2000 was NT 5.0 kernel therefore almost *twice as good as linux

      Windows XP is NT 5.1? so almost *twice as good as linux.

      That means that between two releases of windows, they stayed the same, and linux moved farther ahead, at least by my calculations!

    3. Re:Lame-o! by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

      I know it was a joke, but still: Nobody is going to convince me that Red Hat 8 is better than Debian 3.0

      (The punchline: Don't bother flaming me. You won't convince me. :P)

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  13. Ah, the memories by ekrout · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll never forget my first boot into the 1.x series many, many years ago.

    From that day on, I never looked at a computer the same way. Whenever friends would talk about the latest cool games or case modifications, I was never really interested; what truly grabbed my attention was exploring the depths of the Linux kernel and just learning, learning, learning.

    The rest is, as they say, history. I've gained a lot from using Linux, moreso than any other person or thing that I've used so far in my short life. With that being said, I decided to donate, once again, to Linux and its related movements just as a simple "Thank You" for all the time and dedication that so many, like Linus, put into the Free/Open software movement.

    Here are some quick donation links:
    - FSF
    - Mandrake
    - KDE
    - Apache

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    1. Re:Ah, the memories by Atzanteol · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, I too gave up the fun filled days of my youth for a narrow-minded leave me the hell alone attitude. I also used to watch the Learning Channel, but have since gave that up as it was just a bunch of useless learning. Who needs that? I grew up long ago and promptly stopped learning or accepting new ideas.

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      - Charles Darwin
    2. Re:Ah, the memories by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      I'll never forget my first boot into the 1.x series many, many years ago.

      I hear you. My not-terribly-100%-compatible-Unisys PC clone is *still* booting. It's been stuck at this "ramdisk" line for about 9 years. Any idea how long it will be before I, too, can enjoy Linux?

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    3. Re:Ah, the memories by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Everything can be viewed as a tool by some and as an interesting pursuit by others.

      Case in point: You said you find cars interesting and see your computer as a tool. I feel the exact opposite. My computer is interesting and my car does nothing more than get me from point A to point B.

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    4. Re:Ah, the memories by gimpboy · · Score: 2


      If you can install Linux in 15 minutes, then I am impressed. And my normal maintainance time per week is NOTHING. I don't have to do anything to keep it running. If I do install something from WindowsUpdate, and it does require a reboot, it takes less than 90 seconds until everything is up and running again.


      you can install the windows equivalent in 15 minutes. if you want to install _everything_ it takes about 45 minutes over the network. when i say everything i mean everything: openoffice, servers (database, web, ftp, ssh, etc.), window managers, octave, gimp, tetex, etc. this has been my expirence with redhat.

      if your normal maintainance time per week is NOTHING then perhaps your computer is one of the many windows machines trying to infect my computer with one of those windows worms (nimda, code red, etc). i wouldnt expect you to know since the amount of time you spend per week is _NOTHING_. honestly, if you are not updating your computer, then you do have problems. while windows isn't perfect, neither is linux. as a result both have to be maintained.

      it's fairly easy in linux and i've automated updating with perl+ssh, so i can update all of the computers with one command for free. when i worked with windows computers, i was never able to do this. things may have changed, but they took too long for me.

      i gave up on windows after i reinstalled it four times in one weekend. i plunked linux down that weekend on the same computer and havent turned back. if windows works for you then great, but it's simply not worth it for me.

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    5. Re:Ah, the memories by quinto2000 · · Score: 2

      Considering your signature and name, it sounds like you have your own unhealthy obsession.

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    6. Re:Ah, the memories by antirename · · Score: 2

      I've got a year and a half old box, dual Ghz PIII's and 2 gigs of ram, and a custom install (server software + KDE + a few extras) only takes fifteen minutes. Windows takes 45 min to an hour if you count all the reboots. If you tell Redhat to "install everything", for example, of course it's going to take a while. And you have a bunch of crap running that you don't need. Then again, if you're 'leet enough that you really know what all those editors are and actually need all of them, for example, it might take that long to install the OS. The cool thing about Linux is that you get lots of choices, but you don't have to INSTALL all of them!

    7. Re:Ah, the memories by antirename · · Score: 2

      Do clients with no real security but who are "debating the cost" have your e-mail address? Ever get hit by a nasty worm half an hour before the antivirus update came out? Ever have to kill the functionality of a piece of MS software to "patch" a bug, and then keep it that way for months? If you work in the industry, I would guess at least two out of those three. Or you have problems and don't know it. While I agree that I geek with a clue can keep Windows 2000 running with minimal problems, that's not the point. If you have the ability to keep MS software running with good uptime, you can obviously learn to do the same thing with Linux. Plus, you'll be less frustrated to boot (pun intended).

  14. How do I contact this linus guy? by dotgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a patch for this linux kernel thingie that I would like to submit that will be of interest to all Linux users. What this patch will do is inform you of discounts and special offers that you are elegible for. How can I submit this?

    1. Re:How do I contact this linus guy? by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 2
      I have a patch for this linux kernel thingie that I would like to submit that will be of interest to all Linux users. What this patch will do is inform you of discounts and special offers that you are elegible for. How can I submit this?

      Oh, you're the guy behind GNUtor!

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  15. what is up? by tps12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just scanned through the discussion...every comment is either a dumb joke (sorry, I don't think talking about "Linux 3.11" is very clevar) or flamebait/trolling.

    What has happened to all of the serious users? Let's talk. I'm most interested in what the new kernel will be doing for next generation hardware (FireWire 2 and USB2, not to mention BlueTooth), the new VM, and improvements in latency a la the preemptible kernel patch.

    Also, the 2.4 series kernels already have so many configuration options that compiling the right kernel often takes several attempts. Anyone know how 2.6/3.0 (they are the same, right?) is going to manage kernel config as the number of modules skyrockets? Has Linus considered moving away from a monolithic kernel, or should we all just switch to HURD?

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    1. Re:what is up? by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amen.

      I read the eWeek article about 2.6 and have surfed through the lkml to see what's going in and what's not.

      I see Hans Reiser making an impassioned plea to get ReiserFS 4.0 into 2.5, the EVMS team nobly accepting temporary exile in userland, and others griping that LVM won't be in 2.6 and have to wait until 3.0

      Given stuff that won't be in 2.6 and will be deferred until 3.0, what I want to know is:

      "What useful feature WON'T be in Linux 3.0? Will the Linux of 2005 be practically finished as an operating system?"
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    2. Re:what is up? by iabervon · · Score: 4, Informative

      The kernel configuration system is turned into a library, which can then be used by a more user-friendly application. In addition, the configuration language has been changed a bit (now that there is only one piece of code that reads it) to allow the files to work better.

      There will probably soon be a program to set the configuration based on hardware detection, and then ask the user for values for everything that just depends on the user's preferences. This is really something that shouldn't be handled in the kernel tree, and the tools are now in place in the kernel tree to permit external programs to handle it. I expect that the other issue with an infinitely large tree (that you have to download it) will also be handled by external programs, which will be able to just get the configuration, let you configure the kernel with a lot of help, and then just download the files that you'll actually need.

    3. Re:what is up? by Doug+Neal · · Score: 2

      Good for you. Go away and use it in Windows then seeing as it does all these things so wonderfully. Perhaps you and the rest of the Windows fanboys can leave in peace those of us who like to tinker and learn about their computers, not to mention remain in control of what happens on them and be free of Microsoft's abominable licensing terms?

      Honestly, why can't Slashdot have some Linux news any more without a whole load of idiots flooding the place with posts about how Windows does everything so much better?

      Oh, and recompiling the kernel is not difficult. Try it - your Linux box will run better as a result. And you might even learn something, heaven forbid...

    4. Re:what is up? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2
      Yeah, but imagine a be...no you're right, they are all stupid jokes.

      2.5 kernel has initial support for USB2, bluetooth is no longer experimental., dunno 'bout FireWire2. This is all here

      There's some kind of totally rewritten kernel managment coming, should make it easier. Linus loves his monolithic kernel. HURD is still in it's infancy. I'm not switching until you do.

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    5. Re:what is up? by William+Tanksley · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, there's plenty more to do. As a very simple example, the driver organization is still very much in flux; devfs is under fire, and alternates are springing up.

      On a higher level, the way we handle multiple processors could very well entirely change (if Larry McVoy has his way, and I think he's right). The result might be a kernel which runs very well on a single processor, but is perfectly scalable to thousands of processors.

      -Billy

    6. Re:what is up? by matman · · Score: 2

      With regards to kernel config, there should be an option to compile EVERYTHING possibly compiled as a module, as a module. This way, you compile once, then just config your modules nicely. Also, configuring modules is easier, as you do it on module install, instead of at boot (it gives you a chance to try again)

    7. Re:what is up? by rawshark · · Score: 4, Informative
      With regards to kernel config, there should be an option to compile EVERYTHING possibly compiled as a module, as a module


      There is.

      I am not in front of my linux box right now, but in 2.5 you can do "make allmoduleconfig" or something like that, which will do what you want. I do not remember the exact make target, but you can do a "make help"

      I do not believe this is in 2.4.

      One caveat for newbies is that the code for the filesystem where your modules is located should not be compiled as a module. The kernel has to mount the filesystem before loading the module, and if it can't load the module for the filesystem, well, you get the picture.

      Hope this helps.
    8. Re:what is up? by antirename · · Score: 2

      I think it's worth compiling the kernel at least once, whether you need to or not, just to learn HOW. Of course, I'm a tinkerer and don't mind if I break it a few times on a test system. Try it. You might learn something.

    9. Re:what is up? by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Informative

      What benefits would you expect from a microthreaded kernel?

      I switched from a monolithic one (SunOS 4.1.1B) to a microthreaded one (Solaris 2.5) on a Sparc 2 and my software ran at least 25% slower. I had a similar SPEEDUP switching from Solaris 2.6 to OpenBSD 2.9 on my Sparc 5

      I could just imagine the benefits of all that kewl message passing on a constipated Intel architecture......do we hear 30% slowdown? 35%?

    10. Re:what is up? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2

      "I just scanned through the discussion...every comment is either a dumb joke (sorry, I don't think talking about "Linux 3.11" is very clevar) or flamebait/trolling."
      Yet you have no problem with the karma joke in your sig?

      "What has happened to all of the serious users? "
      Slashdot has pissed most of them(us?) off. If they dont take their job seriously (look at all the articles they post without reading--the ones that specificly ask not to be slashdotted), why should we act seriously?
      Slashdot has long since been ruined. The obvious jokes are just made for easy karma.

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  16. scalability issues by thoolihan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's good to see the focus on issues that effect business servers with heavy load. As a desktop user it's easy to think otherwise, but...

    The kernel can support most things a desktop user needs. It's the programs on top that need to be beefed up (and drivers).

    As for winning the desktop war (if that interests you) then corporate is the way to start. I see tons of articles on how to get average middle aged user to install linux. It can do everything in the world, but if they don't use it at work, most people won't switch. ("I have to know windows at work, why learn anything else").

    The more high power servers people see running free software (and maybe eventually their desktop) at work, the more likely they are to adopt it.

    And especially in the realm of *free* software, user base is important.

    -T

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  17. The Tao of Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something forms itself from the silent void of the empty mailing lists and the noisy chaos of the crowded mailing lists. It shapes and protects us, it entertains and challenges us, it aids us in our journey through the ether world of software. It is mysterious; it is at once source code and yet object code. I do not know the name, thus I will call it the Tao of Linux.

    If the Tao is great, then the box is stable. If the box is stable, then the server is secure. If the server is secure, then the data is safe. If the data is safe, then the users are happy.

    In the beginning there was chaos in Unix.

    Tanenbaum gave birth to MINIX. MINIX did not have the Tao.
    MINIX gave birth to Linux 0.1 and it had promise.
    Linux gave birth to v1.3 and it was good.
    v1.3 gave birth to v2.0 and it was better.

    Linux has evolved greatly from its distant cousins of the old. Linux is embodied by the Tao.

    The wise user is told about the Tao and contributes to it. The average user is told about the Tao and compiles it. The foolish user is told about the Tao and laughs and asks who needs it.
    If it were not for laughter, there would be no Tao.
    Wisdom leads to good code, but experience leads to good use of that code.

    The master Cox once dreamed that he was a Kernel. When he awoke he exclaimed: "I don't know whether I am Cox dreaming that I am a Kernel, or a Kernel dreaming that I am Cox!"
    The master Linus then said: "The Tao envelopes you. You shall create great code for Linux."
    "On the contrary," said Cox, "The Tao has already created the code, I will only have to find it and write it down."

    A master was explaining the nature of the Tao to one of his students:
    "Is the Tao in the VM subsystem?" he asked. "Yes," replied the master.
    "Is the Tao in the scheduler?" he queried again. "The Tao is in the scheduler."
    "Is the Tao even in the modules?". "It is even in the modules," said the master.
    "Is the Tao in the Low-Latency Patch?"
    The master frowned and was silent for much time.
    "You fail to understand the Tao. Go away."

    The Tao is the yin and the yang. It is the good and the evil, it is everything and yet it is nothing, it is the beginning and the end.

    The Tao was there at the kernel compile, and it will be there when the kernel panics.

    A novice user once asked a master: "Why compile in C when C++ is more popular?"
    "Why a monolythic kernel when Mach is more popular?"
    "And why use ReiserFS when ext2 is more popular?"

    The master sighed and replied: "Why run Unix when NT is more popular?"
    The user was enlightened.

    A frustrated user once asked a master: "My kernel has panicked, should I post to lkml?"
    "No," replied the master, "You will only bother the Tao."
    "Should I rm -rf?"
    "No, you will have wasted the Tao's time."
    "Well should I search the web?"
    "You will search for all eternity," said the master.
    "Perhaps I should try FreeBSD?"
    "Then you will have disgraced the Tao."
    "I suppose I could try gdb," said the user.
    The master smiled and replied: "Then you will have made the Tao stronger."

    A stubborn user once told a master: "I run version 2.2. I always have, and I always will."
    The master replied: "You are foolish and do not understand the Tao. The Tao is dynamic and ever changing. Linux strives for the perfection that is the Tao. It flows from version to version with peace."

    "So my Linux does not have the Tao, so what?" said the foolish user. "Oh your Linux is of the Tao," said the master. "However, the Tao of Linux follows the Tao of the C library. One day the C library will change, and your Linux will be left behind." The user was silent.

    An angry user once yelled at a master:

    "My Linux has panicked! What lousy software it is, I hate it so!"
    "You are insulting the Tao," said the master. "The Tao is everywhere bringing order to hundreds of networks, aiding thousands of users, and fighting that of which we call the 'lame.' Do not disrespect the Tao; however, the Tao will forgive you."

    "I apologize," said the user, "And I will be more forgiving the next time the Tao fails me."

    "The Tao has not failed you, it is you that has failed the Tao," said the master. "The Tao is perfect."
    The Tao decides if a kernel shall compile, or if it shall abort.
    The Tao decides if a kernel shall boot, or if it shall freeze.
    The Tao decides if a kernel shall run, or if it shall panic.
    But, the Tao does not decide if a box will have no hardware failures. That is a mystery to everyone.

    A young master once approached an old master: "I have a LUG for Linux help. But, I fail to answer my students' problems; they are above me."
    The master replied: "Have you taught them of the Tao?" he asked. "How it brings together man and software, yet how it distances them apart; how if flows throughout Linux and transcends its essence?"
    "No," exclaimed the apprentice, "These people cannot even get the source untarred."
    "Oh, said the master, "In that case, tell them to RTFM."

    A master watched as an ambitious user reconstructed his Linux.

    "I shall make every bit encrypted," the user said. "I shall use 2048 bit keys, three different algorithms, and make multiple passes."
    The master replied: "I think it is unwise."
    "Why?" asked the user. "Will my encryption harm the mighty Tao, which gives Linux life and creates the balance between kernel and processes? The mighty Tao, which is the thread that binds the modules and links them with the core? The mighty Tao, which safely guides the TCP/IP packets to and from the network card?"
    "No," said the master, "It will hog too much cpu."

    The core is like the part of the mind that is static. It is programmed at a child's creation and cannot be changed unless a new child is made; unless a new kernel is compiled.
    The modules are like the part of the mind that is dynamic. It is reprogrammed every time one learns new knowledge; every time one learns better code.
    One is yin, the other yang. Each is nothing without the other.

    A novice came to lkml and inquired to all the masters there: "I wish to become a master. Must I memorize the Linux header files?"
    "No," replied a master.
    "Must I submit code to Bitkeeper?"
    "No," replied the master.
    "Must I meditate daily and dedicate my life to Linux?"
    "No," replied the master again.
    "Must I go on a quest to ponder the meaning of the Tao?"
    "No. A master is nothing more than a student who knows something of which he can teach to other students."
    The novice understood.
    And thus said the master:
    "It is the way of the Tao."

    A user came to a master who had great status in lkml. The user asked the master: "Which is easier: implementing new features to the kernel or documenting them?"
    "Implementing new features," replied the master.
    The confused user then exclaimed:
    "Surely it is easier to write a few sentences in the man page than it is to write pages of code without error?"
    "Not so," said the master. "When coding, the Tao of Linux opens my eyes wide and allows me to see beyond the code, to let the source flow from my fingers, to implement without flaw. When documenting, however, all I have to work with is a C in high school English."

    He who compiles from the stable tree is stubborn
    and unwilling to change, but is guaranteed reliability.
    He who compiles from the current tree is wise but perhaps too conformist, but is guaranteed steadiness.
    He who compiles from the unstable tree is adventurous and is guaranteed new innovations: some good, some bad.
    He who compiles straight from Bitkeeper is brave but guaranteed turbulence.
    They are all of the Tao. One shall respect the old, and debug the new; none shall argue over which is greatest.

    There once was a user who scripted in Perl: "Look at what I have to work with here," he said to a master of core, "My code is interpreted dynamically, the syntax is unique and simple, I have sockets, strings, arrays, and everything I could ever need. Why don't you stop meddling in C and come join me?"
    The C programmer described his reasoning to the scripter: "Script is to C as ebonics is to Latin. If the scripter does not grow beyond that of which he scripts, he will surely [die]. Besides, without C, how can there be script?"
    The scripter was enlightened, and the two became close friends.

    It's time for you to leave.

    1. Re:The Tao of Linux by mandolin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Edumacated readers will note that the parent post is a (well-done!) variation on the Tao of Programming. Nice job AC.

  18. your sig :-) Re:What kind of DRM support will t by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bill Gates: Innovation
    Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you put windows on my computer, prepare to die.

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    1. Re:your sig :-) Re:What kind of DRM support will t by rutledjw · · Score: 2

      Brilliant, but what else should I expect from another "The Tick" fan?

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    2. Re:your sig :-) Re:What kind of DRM support will t by The+J+Kid · · Score: 2

      ehmmm...who is Inigo Montoya?

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  19. Re:Amazing coincidence by Tin+Weasil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah. I've noticed that.

    I think he was trying to get on the hype-bandwagon surrounding "Linux" so he changed his name. Kinda like that RMS guy. He quit using his full name so that he would be known by a three-letter acronym just like "GNU."

    And then RMS wanted to Torvalds to go by the name "RMS/Linus" to denote the fact that Stallman had been working in computer science for longer then Torvalds.

    Maybe everyone would just be better off calling it "ATT/OS" to give credit back to where it really belongs. ...I did get the story right, right?

  20. Ziff Davis: M$ whores? by the_skuncle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time I read a ZiffDavis [eweek] article, I am amazed that they so blatantly put a pro-Micro$oft/Anti-Linux spin on it.

    For example, a recent article says CERT issued 29 alerts, 16 of which were for Linux/Open Source apps, and only 9 for M$'s bloated crashing system. It doesn't say that most of the alerts for Linux were for local vulnerabilities except for OpenSSH and Apache, and that most of the M$ alerts were for remote exploits like scripting vulnerabilities in IIS, Outlook, IExplore...

    Makes ya wonder.

    1. Re:Ziff Davis: M$ whores? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      The magazine is paid by the advertisers, so naturally they are all about pushing the latest and greatest to people who have no idea what they want.
      Security is a complicated subject and counting vulnerabilities is taken to be an accomplishment.
      My own take on the recent fun&games is that Linux/Open Source (and especially *BSD) is much more secure. Open Source tends to upplay vulnerabilities instead of downplaying them. (How else do you get people to patch their systems?).
      The counts have to be taken in context. An airline crashes, it makes world headlines. An automobile crashes, it barely makes the local newspaper. OpenBSD's 1 remote exploit in however many years is actually a stronger statement than the previous no remote exploits. (Think about it;)
      The first OpenSSH exploits, IIRC, were against FreeBSD and OpenBSD. Why *BSD? That reads too much like "Finally an opening. Take advantage while you still can." Bluntly, if you miss one Microsoft Windows vulnerability, there are and will continue to be plenty more chances.
      Since it's Open Source, there are plenty of variants around. You can even make your own. Security by obscurity *can* work, but it does require obscurity. (Think about it;). That's an argument for compiling your own kernel. Change something, anything. Anything that depends on exact displacements will have a hard time coping.

  21. What is up with the LVM? by emil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why isn't Sistina's LVM making it into the kernel? SUSE has been including it as standard in their distribution for some time.

    I don't track the LKML at all. I'm curious why XFS made it in, but LVM did not.

    1. Re:What is up with the LVM? by Omnifarious · · Score: 4, Informative

      LVM version 1 is already in the kernel, and has been there for some time. LVM version 2, which is much better written, uses a fairly generic kernel driver called 'device mapper' and a new set of userspace utilities. It looks like it's set for Linux 2.6.

      I use LVM extensively at home. It's designed for enterprises, but it's extremely helpful at home for compartmentalizing files to particular filesystems to make it easier to move then around. It's so nice to be able to move a particular part of the filesystem by dd'ing it through nc (netcat). I do this to back things up before I make major changes.

    2. Re:What is up with the LVM? by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to Kernel Trap, Linus merged the "device mapper" code, the kernel component of Sistina's LVM2 volume manager, around 2.5.45.

      In addition, the EVMS team then recognized the implication of this decision vis-a-vis the inclusion of EVMS in Linus' tree in the near future, and decided that a significant rewrite of some of their code was in order.

      "As many of you may know by now, the 2.5 kernel feature freeze has come and gone, and it seems clear that the EVMS kernel driver is not going to be included. With this in mind, we have decided to rework the EVMS user-space administration tools (the Engine) to work with existing drivers currently in the kernel, including (but not necessarily limited to) device mapper and MD."

      This announcement was met with TONS of positive praise on lkml: for the actual technical decision, for the mature and pleasant manner in which it was handled, and for the public policy of removing duplication of kernel code in general, simplifying the MD/device mapper code specifically.

      Finally, Alan Cox stated about 2.4:

      "I plan to try and push LVM2 to Marcelo after the next release. Whether he will take it I don't know. Obviously its good to have the ability to move back nicely to older kernels."

    3. Re:What is up with the LVM? by pwagland · · Score: 4, Informative
      Why isn't Sistina's LVM making it into the kernel? SUSE has been including it as standard in their distribution for some time.
      According to these articles LVM2 has made it into the 2.5 development series, as of 2.5.45. Thus, it is likely to also be in 2.6.....
    4. Re:What is up with the LVM? by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2

      Having used Irix since the early years of 5.3 and EFS, I can say it *is/was* great. I'm not sure what you mean about the the non-standard idioms, heck there have been quite a bit of Linux features taken from SGI directly. The only really non-standard stuff was if you used the GUI admin, and all that did was be a wrapper for the command line tools. I'd say Linux has more non-standard stuff the Irix does.

      I've ran XFS since day one that it was introduced on Irix (still have the original media CD's) and to it's port Linux today, I can say most deffinetly XFS runs circles around other filesystems for what it's intended to do. It's not intended to be used for small files, it's sole purpose is to be able to move large chunks of data around faster than anyone else... and that it does. Couple that with GRIO and ACL's you have an awesome filesystem for doing large IO transactions that basically all the other Linux FS choke on.

      To the "it looked blah" statement... I've nothing to say, but if you didn't like 4DWM (which personally I love, keep the fuck out of my way and don't eat up my resources), than use gnome, KDE or even CDE...

  22. NT numbering scheme by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    Just remember, the first version of Windows NT was Windows NT 3.1 because they were pushing it as an upgrade from Windows 3.1. Therefore, it's really NT 3.1 and 3.0, so not that much ahead. :)

    Alex

  23. What kind of LRF support does it have? by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone know??

    BTW: For those of you that want to test the honesty of computer salesmen in the future, LRF stand for "little rubber feet" :)

  24. Re:Do you suppose... by tkg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If not, then he must be seriously pissed (or seriuosly naive) since they have two kids. Although, if she wanted to, his wife could easily fend him off. She is a six time Finnish karate champion.

  25. Re:Important questions.. by zdzichu · · Score: 5, Informative
    Will it support pci modems?

    It supports even now (2.4).

    Will it support touchpads on laptops?

    It supports.

    Will the frame buffer work properly on 3dfx cards

    Didn't saw any problem reports on lkml.

    Will it get rid of the fucking cli for good and boot DIRECTLY in to X?

    Are you insane?

    Will it tell Stallman to fuck off for trying to put gnu/ on it.

    GNU/Linux (The GNU Operating System with Linux kernel) is not Linux (the kernel).

    and last but most importantly, will you be able to to swtich kernels with out rebooting (is it that hard?, why dosent the kernel just unload it self from memory and go back to the boot menu?)

    You talk about Kexec? It's trying to be included in 2.5 right now.

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  26. the right tool by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if i remember correctly, linux was built to be PC unix. hmmm...so it still isn't ready to go on big iron. BFD. its strength is clustering, like at buffalo university. so just use the right tool for the job. though it does seem that the trend is toward distributed/clustered computing. which fits in perfectly with linux. how about instead of complaining that the kernel doesn't have this or that, get the source, and write your own LVM.

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    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  27. Re:lvm? by paskie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the old LVM wasn't working at all in 2.5 kernel series at all - AFAIK the infrastructure all around gradually changed and noone stood up to keep LVM up to date. Thus, around the feature freeze there were three options - drop LVM, accept LVM2 or accept EVMS. It would be too bad to drop such a significant feature, and EVMS probably looked too complex to merge so lately or so.. it's not really clear to me, the decision was probably based on what Linus' lieutanants advised him, but at the end LVM2 ended up in the 2.5 series.

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  28. Re:Linus' Linux is way behind... by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    Nope, you're wrong. Linux version refers to the Kernel version. Redhat Version number refers to their distribution. Redhat is currently using Kernel 2.4.18. (See Here)

    It is Redhat that is behind not Linus. Secondly, you wouldn't expect Redhat to release the latest kernel with their package because they need to be able to test and support it before they package it.

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  29. Re:Will NPTL make it in 2.6 or 3.0? by LunaticLeo · · Score: 2

    Yes. You will also need to upgrade your glibc.

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  30. Re:Important questions.. by kasperd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    • Will it support pci modems?
      Will PCI modems support Linux? Will crappy hardware become better?
    • Will it get rid of the fucking cli for good and boot DIRECTLY in to X?
      That is not a Linux issue. Neither cli nor X is a part of Linux. My distribution has been capable of booting directly into X for more than three years. But my computer has never done that, because I know how to use the command line. And to he who knows the command line it is the most powerfull user interface in existence.
    • Will it tell Stallman to fuck off for trying to put gnu/ on it.
      He never requested GNU to be part of the name of Linux. He just requested that CDs containing 1% Linux and 60% GNU would at least have GNU in the name.
    • and last but most importantly, will you be able to to swtich kernels with out rebooting (is it that hard?, why dosent the kernel just unload it self from memory and go back to the boot menu?)
      Work is being done in that area. I however don't know if kexec will make it for this version. I have previously been using kmonte, but it hasn't been developed since 2.2, and new kernels was changed in ways breaking kmonte for good.
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  31. LVM is included in 2.6 by crsm · · Score: 5, Informative

    To all of those worried about LVM: 2.6 will include a LVM implementation. The EVMS won't make it though.

    The story is that 2.4 included LVM1 (I am running it right now on my RH8 box) which had some restrictions and were generally regarded as a kludge. For the 2.6 kernel two competing replacements arised: LVM2 and EVMS. LVM2 is basicly a rewrite of LVM1 while EVMS is an entirely different beast aimed at the BIG IRON in the datacenters. After some (heated) discussion on LKML Linus decided to include LVM2 and scrap EVMS.

    The reaction from the EVMS team (sponsered by IBM) was noble: They decided to remove their kernel-land code and rewrite their user-land utilities to use the winning LVM2 kernel interface and create a win-win situation for everyone. Kernel traffic covered the story here and Linux Weekly News made a mention of it here.

  32. Re:LVM by chefren · · Score: 2

    Distros ship customised kernels anyway, so they can put in LVM if they want.

  33. I won't get what I want: CryptoAPI by OpenGLFan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really wish it were possible to get the CryptoAPI merged into the full kernel. I've been compiling kernels without problems since the 1.2 series, but CryptoAPI patches are more convoluted than any other patch series I've ever tried.

    Ah, to live in a sane world, with sane governments...

    1. Re:I won't get what I want: CryptoAPI by OpenGLFan · · Score: 2, Informative

      I stand corrected. As of 2.5.45, which is new enough for me to not have heard of it, and not mentioned on the main kerneli.org site.

      *snif* I could cry. Thanks, Linux and the CryptoAPI people at http://www.kerneli.org

  34. Re:hurd 0.2.1 to come out soon by 00_NOP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know people laugh at the Hurd, and I have done too - but I am sure that if/when it comes out it will challenge Linux - certainly on the desktop. The reason is simple - no one, but no one, uses Linux on the desktop except hacker freaks like you and me. Just read Linus's comments - where is the commitment to make Linux a tool for the desktop - it just ain't there (and maybe it shouldn't be).

  35. Re:Important questions.. by Java+Pimp · · Score: 2

    Will it tell Stallman to fuck off for trying to put gnu/ on it.

    GNU/Linux (The GNU Operating System with Linux kernel) is not Linux (the kernel).


    I'm still suprised that Stallman tried this. He of all people should know better. After all...

    GNU's Not Linux

    err... something like that...

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    Kull: She told me she was 19!
  36. Gentoo may be for you by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Informative

    I really wish it were possible to get the CryptoAPI merged into the full kernel. I've been compiling kernels without problems since the 1.2 series, but CryptoAPI patches are more convoluted than any other patch series I've ever tried.

    Given that you're no stranger to either GNU/Linux or compiling the Linux kernel, you may want to take a look at the source-based Gentoo distribution. Aside from making download and compilation from the author's tarballs trivial via the portage system (emerge rsync ; emerge [packagename]), the gentoo-sources kernel has numerous additional patches, including the crypto-api patches.

    emerge rsync ; emerge gentoo-sources, followed by the usual cd /usr/src/linux; make menuconfig, etc. will bet you the Crypto API patch, as well as the low latency/preempt patches, grsecurity patches, and so on. All nicely applied already, and ready for you to compile and use.

    Perhaps not as nice as if they'd made it into the feature freeze for 2.6, but a lot easier than the process you describe.

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  37. Re:hurd 0.2.1 to come out soon by fiNfobiA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And why should the Hurd be any better? Remember, it's just the kernel, like linux. GNU does the rest of the os for both systems. The desktop stuff is handled by *fill-in-your-favourite-X-session-manager* which will act the same and suck on both systems - sorry to say - I'm down to using sawfish without the gnome-session stuff and am seriously considering relaunching fvwm2... btw: any cool new lightweight window-managers out there?

  38. Re:Still not a funny joke by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2

    While i am not usually one to complain about other people's posts, good lord - as soon as i saw this Linux 3.0 article i thought "uhoh more lame ass 3.1/3.11/95 jokes +3 funny..."

    And unfortunately I was right. Am I the only one who finds the "In soviet russia" jokes to be orders of magnitiude funnier?

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  39. Re:3.0 Microkernel by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

    No. HTH. HAND. YIHBT.

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  40. All About the Three Linux LVMs by psamuels · · Score: 2, Informative
    Why did the guy from Oracle ask for LVM? I thought the 2.4 series already had LVM (I'm using it now). From Linus' reply, it seems like there is a new LVM? Anyone have any information about the difference and what the problem with the old one was?

    There are / have been three logical volume managers for Linux.

    1. The original LVM by Heinz Mauelschagen (sp?) matured over several years and was in wide use well before Linus dropped it into kernel 2.3.35 or so. Its interface was patterned after the Veritas volume manager as found in HP-UX. Its functionality is similar to the AIX LVM, but somewhat (IBM would say a lot) more limited in scope.
    2. IBM came up with their Enterprise Volume Management System (EVMS) to replace LVM. I think it is partially a port of the AIX LVM, but I'm not sure. The idea was to have a one-stop shop for all your volume management needs, including mirrors, RAID, snapshots, partition management, etc. This is sort of contrary to the Linux philosophy, where we normally layer things - LVM on top of RAID on top of partitions, generally. Thus, EVMS is seen as a lot of code duplication / bloat, but on the other hand it is quite appealing to "enterprise" customers and vendors, due partly to its IBM pedigree I suppose, and partly to the fact that these types of people really go for "integrated solutions".
    3. Finally, Sistina (home of the original LVM hackers) came up with LVM2, which is a complete redesign of LVM - but, unlike EVMS, LVM2 is even more minimalist than LVM1. The kernel component of LVM2 is called Device Mapper, and is a generic way to chop up and paste together your block devices to form logical volumes. The LVM2 user-space code uses the DM interface and implements the rest of the LVM logic on top of it. From a user perspective, LVM2 looks a lot like LVM1.

    So everyone agreed that the original LVM1 code, while filling an important gap back in the day, was too ugly to live. Even its creators had abandoned it to twist in the wind when they wrote Device Mapper and the LVM2 corpus. Due to some invasive changes to the entire block device code in Linux 2.5.1 or so, the in-kernel LVM code was left broken, and nobody has been interested in fixing it. It was to be replaced by either EVMS or Device Mapper - or both. Linus left this decision to the last moment, about two days before the feature freeze, when he put in DM and left out EVMS.

    EVMS is, as I said, the more feature-rich of the two, but most kernel hackers seemed not to like it very much, due to the aforementioned code duplication and its "all your block devices are belong to us" attitude. Probably, when the Oracle guy asked for LVM, he meant EVMS.

    You use LVM1 today. When the 2.6 kernel comes out, you will have to upgrade to LVM2, and compile DM into your kernel, but it should be a smooth upgrade path - your on-disk volume group format will still be supported. Two problems you may face are:

    • dual-booting between kernels 2.4 and 2.6 - you have to have two sets of LVM tools - there are ways to manage having both installed at once, but I don't know if the distributors will manage this well or not, and
    • if your root partition is on a logical volume, you need to arrange for it to be activated before mounting, probably with an initrd setup - in which case you'll have to have the LVM2 tools on your initrd instead of the LVM1 tools. Once again your distributor is supposed to handle the problems here but who knows how well they'll do.

    You can preempt these problems by patching your 2.4 kernel with Sistina's DM patch, and migrate completely to LVM2/DM while still using 2.4. I'll probably do this the next time I have occasion to reboot, which may not be for awhile (my box has been up for 2.5 months - that's when I overloaded a circuit breaker...).

    One last note. You may have heard of the well-publicised note where Kevin Corry announced that EVMS was changing direction. They will now reimplement what is currently a large kernel component of EVMS, moving it out of kernel space into user-space tools that will operate directly on top of Device Mapper (the LVM2 kernel bits). The hope is that DM will prove to be flexible enough that EVMS can continue to exist, with all its current features, purely in user-space - or possibly with a minimal amount of additional kernel code. So, if the Oracle people insist that EVMS is the way Enterprise Systems should run, they should still be satisfied. The EVMS team plans to have the new user-space-based EVMS out in a couple of months, well before 2.6 itself is widely adopted or, indeed, released.

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  41. Re:Do you suppose... by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 2

    Three Kids

  42. You can take that idea even further.... by Confuse+Ed · · Score: 2

    Most of the data on your hard disk is just your local cache of software/data from 'the internet' - so you could treat your hard drive as mostly cache, with a small partition with your own/original data which you are hosting locally.

    There would be many many problems to resolve before doing it (especially regarding security) - but the advantages would be that you'd effectivly have the latest versions of _all_ the worlds software available to you in your /usr or "Program Files" directory (though obviously you might not be able to use all of it without paying for licence keys)

  43. Inigo Montoya by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    Inigo Montoya was the guy from "The Princess Bride", whose father was killed by a man with six fingers.

    In another post, someone else mentioned his name is actually "Indigo Montoya", only knowable by reading the book as his name is never said clearly in the movie and sounds like "Inigo".

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    Guy With Six Fingers: STOP SAYING THAT!

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

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    1. Re:Inigo Montoya by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      In another post, someone else mentioned his name is actually "Indigo Montoya", only knowable by reading the book as his name is never said clearly in the movie and sounds like "Inigo".

      His name in the movie is "Inigo". It's spelled clearly in the credits. The book may well have been different.

  44. Re:Har har har...the "comedians" strike again by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

    1. Make Beowolf cluster joke
    2. Make Version number joke
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT!!

    May as well overuse some other jokes too.

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  45. Re:hurd 0.2.1 to come out soon by 00_NOP · · Score: 2

    Well, if they are using Linux, they are not browsing the web with it. Look at your apoache logs - how many Linux users are there out there?

    Not many. About one-in-fifty don't use MSIE but that is not the same.