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British To Release UFO Files

Sean Stidman writes "Looks like the Brits are planning to release their secret files on many UFO sightings, including the famous Rendlesham Forest incident. These files should be ready for download by the end of this week, which I guess means by tomorrow. Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?"

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  1. Slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?"

    If the /. editors can refrain from duplicating this story tomorrow then nobody will remember the link.

  2. Release UFO info? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What they will finally admit that the royal family is actually from some distant star system? I knew it!

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  3. This will never go through by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 5, Funny
    Even though the British government has been collecting information on its citizens for quite some time and violating their Constitutional rights to online privacy with their big government databases, they have nothing on the US.

    Do you think for a second that the NSA and the Alien Studies Administration (a secret, classified offshoot of the CIA) will ever let this come to light and compromise the Roswell coverup and numerous other incidents throughout the decades that have helped the government implant thought-tracking devices in the heads of key international figures in exchange for allowing the aliens to abduct a fixed quota of non-desirable citizens each year? Fat fucking chance! They are still out there, in their black helicopters and UFO-saucers, aiming their laser rifles at all the fuckers who think they have them beat. I can block their radiation brain wave modifiers with a special metal I concocted in my basement.

    I can't prolong this transmission because they are getting a fix on my location. Please, please, listen to me and believe me when I say that you need to steal this for the short time it is up before THEY realize it is there. Fight the power!

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    1. Re:This will never go through by Malc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Britain does have a constitution, but it's not a single written document - it's an uncodified constitution. It comes from several sources including statues such as the Magna Carta, Bill of Rights and the Act of Settlement, political conventions (laws and customs of parliament) and case law (common law). There are two basic principles: rule of law, and the supremacy of parliament

    2. Re:This will never go through by JamesCronus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      sorry to break this to you, but as a british citizen, until the recent human rights act, i didnt have ANY rights, at all. and not only that, i have no constitution either.

      in britain, the queen owns my ass. though in practice because of our civil war (yes we had one, and guess what its was before yours too!) she cant actually do very much with it.

      brain wave modifiers? hello?

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  4. Re:Does anyone think... by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm British and I have absolutely no idea what you mean by "redacted out".

    In other news, London is covered in fog all the time, it never gets hot in the UK, and Sherlock Holmes is close to catching Jack the Ripper.

  5. only if by malana-cream · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?

    only if it's an x-fileserver.

  6. Nice touch from the Brits by product+byproduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    Letting the Americans have one last turkey feast before announcing the alien invasion.

  7. Re:Does anyone think... by RussGarrett · · Score: 5, Informative

    To redact is just another word for edit, it comes from a latin derivation so it's not an Americanism or anything :).

    It's used in this sort of context to mean blanked out or removed - something they don't want to release (this is the irony in most freedom of information legislation - the government are allowed to redact whatever they want).

  8. Actually, the truth is... by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe it's not just other countries that have UFO-coverup stories; other planets have them, too.

    - This side of the river is intentionally left bank.

  9. Interested but skeptical by aaronhurd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This will definitely be interesting to see, but as always with governments releasing "secret files," I am skeptical. Certainly these files, if they are legitimate, are not the complete collection, but rather very carefully selected tidbits from the massive archives of British intelligence.

  10. UFO != Alien Life by peterprior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wish people would stop thinking "UFO! OMG! Aliens!"..

    A UFO is exactly that... an Unidentified Flying Object. It doesn't mean it's from another planet, it just means there was an object in the air, and some bystander with a fuzzy camcorder at best couldn't work out what it was.

  11. Just in time for Spielberg's "Taken" by trentfoley · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd like to see just how much money Universal / USA Network / SciFi Channel have put in to promoting Mr. Spielberg's upcoming 20 hour mini-series. So far I've seen:
    1. Bombardment of ads for the show.
    2. Ads for freedomofinfo.org (checkout the whois)
    3. The Abduction Diaries ???
    4. A Geraldo style show about Roswell
    5. And now, paying off the Brits to unleash their hype^H^H^H^Hinfo.

    It all seems pretty expensive to me.

  12. Humorous anecdote... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was a kid I overheard my dad talking about how my mom was applying for citizenship because she was an alien. Of course when I heard "alien" I assumed the outer space kind (or as I said back then, "out of space") because I had no knowledge of the foreign kind. The next day at school I told everyone I knew that she was an alien, it went over quite well. :)

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  13. Aliens *did* land in Britain... by mtec · · Score: 5, Funny

    but were successfully repelled by the local cuisine.

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  14. Analysis of the /. effect by jki · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?

    Finally this is NOT not off-topic :) Here's an analysis of the slashdot effect. In the UFO files case, I believe the effect will be tens of times powerful in terms of distinct visitors than the case I analyzed and hundreds of times stronger in sense of data transferred, as they are probably going to serve fat media. I believe they will go down.

  15. Re:Rendlesham Forest Disclosure by buswolley · · Score: 5, Funny
    Rendlesham Forest Disclosure:

    release from British Freedom of Information Act excerpt: "According to witnesses ---- ------ ----- there ------- ---- --- are --- ---- ---- -- no ---- such ---- ---- -- thing ---- as ----- ----- -- UFOs.

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  16. Bored? Alien invasion in your own home town! by TrevorB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bored on a sunny day? Get a huge tank of helium, and about a thousand oblong silver balloons.

    Then drive around following them, pointing "What's THAT?!!".

    Great fun.

  17. Rendlesham ain't your father's UFO by Wraithlyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Have you read this transcript and report? This is a military report, drawn from multiple eye witnesses, and includes scientific measurements of depressions, abrasions, and radiation levels.. this is not some hick in a trailer park trying for 15 minutes of fame.

    Furthermore, I think it's a bit dismissive in this case to call it "just some object in the air", like it could be a weather balloon or swamp gas or something. This is an object that moves and behaves like no known terrestrial phenomenon.

    What do you think it could be? Ball lightning? Its movements seem too deliberate. Secret American or Russian aircraft with magnetic/gravitic propulsion and stealth tech? About as hard to swallow as aliens.

    I'm not saying OMG! Aliens! ... But, I think this is pretty damn interesting.

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  18. What about the one listed in... by fuzza · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... the documentary book entitled The Philadelphia Experiment?

    No, I'm not talking about the movie (well I guess I am sort of), but this was a documentary on possible US Navy research into invisibility, just as in the movie.

    Most of the book is about that (I think; I haven't read it all yet), but in line with the "government conspiracy" angle there was a very interesting UFO sighting and subsequent follow-on (or is that redundant?) .

    I might post it here tonight when I get back home if anyone's interested; it's about 2 pages, which from a typical novel is probably little enough for fair use.

    (Then again, maybe it's online somewhere...)

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